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Gusto ko na nagme-makeout tayo
kahit may pasok. Parang high school.

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Ako din.

3
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Sobrang sexual ko din
no'ng high school ako.

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Order para kay Noah!

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- Ako 'yon.
- Oo.

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Salamat.

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Salamat.

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Nag-text si Bina.

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- Oo, that's my girl.
- Oo.

10
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Excited akong pupunta ka
sa <i>bat mitzvah</i>. First time mo 'to.

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- Exciting nga.
- Oo.

12
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Mas maraming oras sa pamilya?

13
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Excited din ako.

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- Ayos ka lang?
- Oo.

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Medyo masakit lang
ang lalamunan ko pagkagising ko.

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Talaga? Di mo nabanggit 'yan.

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Diyos ko. Di ako sigurado kanina,
pero ngayon sigurado na.

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Ganito lagi ang nararamdaman ko
bago ako magkasakit.

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Sana di 'to dahilan
para di matuloy sa <i>bat mitzvah</i>.

20
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Pero... mukhang gano'n na nga.

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Ay! Okay.

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Malulungkot ako pag wala ka,
pero kung may sakit ka...

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Oo, malulungkot din ako.

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Baka bawal magkape
pag namamaga ang lalamunan, 'no?

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- Ay!
- Oo.

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- Oo.
- Kasi may sakit ka.

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Tama lang 'yon.

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- Wala ka talagang sakit?
- Siyempre wala.

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Pero hindi ako pupunta sa <i>bat mitzvah</i>

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pagkatapos bumulong ng nanay niya.

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Sinabi mo kay Noah ang sinabi niya?

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Hindi ko kaya. Ang nanay niya
ang paborito niya.

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Oo. Ang hirap ng sitwasyon.

34
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Dahil ba hindi ka Jewish?

35
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E, di, maging Jewish ka na lang.

36
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- Di ko makita ang problema.
- Ano?

37
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Tinanong ako ni Noah
kung naiisip kong magpa-convert,

38
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at medyo open ako do'n.

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Ang sinasabi ko, mabigat na desisyon 'yon.

40
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Dapat magpa-convert ka.

41
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Perfect kasi di ikaw 'yong may stand
o matibay na paniniwala.

42
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Hindi, a! May stand din siya.

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- Feminism. Fan ka niyan, di ba?
- Tama.

44
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Ayaw mong magbayad sa date.
May paninindigan ka.

45
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Oo, pero ano'ng pinagkaiba
kung Jewish ka o hindi?

46
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Sasabihin ko ang pagkakaiba.
Isang hot boyfriend na may bahay,

47
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o mamamatay kang mag-isa, walang bahay.

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- Gets mo ba?
- Gusto ko si Noah.

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- Oo.
- Gusto ko siyang makasama.

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- Pakiramdam ko kaya ko.
- Oo.

51
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- Ilang beses kong binago ang sarili ko.
- Totoo.

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- Goth ako noong high school.
- Gusto ko 'yon.

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- Tanda ko 'yon.
- Isang taon akong tomboy.

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Ano sa tingin mo ang kailangan?

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- Teka.
- Tingnan natin.

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Parang alam ko.

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- Gusto mo pa ng kape?
- Oo sana.

58
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- Judaism for dummies.
- Paano maging Jewish.

59
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Salamat.

60
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Fun fact. Jewish ako.

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- Wow, ayos, a.
- Ay.

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- May sarili kaya siyang bahay?
- Okay.

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- Senyales 'yon.
- Oo.

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Kailangan mong mag-aral ng dalawang taon
at posibleng magsuot ng wig.

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Ano?

66
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May <i>Become Jewish in Six Weeks</i>.

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<i>- </i>  Walang wig. Bawal.
- Ano?

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Uy! Okay, walang wig. Okay na.

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- Nagawa ko.
- Sige.

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- Ayos.
- Gawin ko na kaya?

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- Isang lunch, tapos Jewish na siya.
- Isang tomboy.

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Jewish, oo.

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- Jewish siya.
- Para sa Jewish.

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<i>Matzah!</i>

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Si Mama ang pumili ng <i>bat mitzvah</i> theme,

76
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pero "Kinagat ni Miriam ang Big Apple."

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- Makinig ka.
- May sasabihin ako.

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- Pangit ang theme.
- Oo nga.

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Wala nang atrasan sa theme
at sa pangit na damit ni Miriam.

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Gusto ng mama mo 'yon, babayaran niya.

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Walang kuwenta 'tong regalo.

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Ano? Apple at pizza at Jewish star?

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- Paano naging si Miriam 'to?
- Ewan.

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Ang cute niyan. Diyos ko.
Naiintindihan ko. Equals Miriam.

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'Yong ibang kahon ng regalo?

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Nasa loob yata.

87
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Uy.

88
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Kabado kang magsasama
sa isang lugar si Rebecca at Joanne?

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Hindi.

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Kasi hindi siya pupunta.

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- Bakit hindi?
- May sakit daw.

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Ang weird niya mula no'ng brunch natin.

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Siyempre kakaiba siya.

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Sobrang bilis ng takbo n'yo, e.

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Ilang buwan pa lang kayong magkasama,
pagpapa-convert na ang usapan n'yo.

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Medyo natakot siguro siya, 'no?

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Siguro.

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Alam kong masyado pang maaga
para pag-usapan 'to,

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pero ang totoo, alam mo,

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wala kaming kinabukasan
kung di siya okay sa pagiging Jewish.

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Ano'ng tingin ni Morgan?
Ayos lang ba kay Joanne 'yon?

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Ewan ko. Di pa sila magkabati.

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Sumumpa ako na sekreto 'to
pero gusto ko nang ilabas sa dibdib ko.

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Tingin ko may magagalit pag sinabi ko.

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- Hayaan mong sabihin ko.
- Ayoko ng tsismis.

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<i>Lashon hara.</i>

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Tungkol sa akin?

108
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Mababago ang isip mo kung tungkol sa 'yo?

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Gano'n nga?

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- Hindi direkta, pero...
- <i>Lashon hara.</i>

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Diyos ko. Hindi ko alam.

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Kung tingin mo tutulungan kitang
i-set up 'yan, mali ka.

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Mukha ba 'kong nagpapatulong sa 'yo?

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Mukha namang mag-isa ako, di ba?

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- Salamat.
- Nakuha mo na.

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Mag-commit ka. Kung itutuloy mo
ang pagkalikot, kakasya din.

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Para kang nasa twenties, a.

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- Pa'no ba 'to?
- Bakit ka tinatawagan ni Sasha?

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Ako'ng sasagot niyan. Pakiabot naman.

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- Ano 'to?
- Wala. Akin na ang phone.

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- I-speakerphone mo.
- Akin na nga. Okay, sige. Tama na.

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Hi, Sasha. Napatawag ka?
Halos di tayo magkakilala.

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<i>May sasabihin ako.
Di ako sanay magtago ng sekreto.</i>

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<i>Pero gusto ko nang ilabas 'to.</i>

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- Wag ngayon...
- <i>Nagsinungaling si Rebecca.</i>

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<i>Nabuking ka na niya mula pa umpisa.</i>

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<i>Kilala ka niya, gusto niya lang guluhin
si Noah at Joanne.</i>

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<i>Di totoo ang sinabi niya.
Ang gaan sa pakiramdam.</i>

129
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<i>Wag mong sabihin kay Esther na sinabi ko.</i>

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Wow.

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Diyos ko, totoo ang sinabi mo.

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Oo.

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Mali pala ako.

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Sorry. Ano ulit 'yon?

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Sabi ko tama ka, at mali ako.

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Sorry.

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Oo.

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- Bati na tayo?
- Sorry. Ang sama mo sa akin, okay?

139
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Tinawag mo akong desperadong sinungaling.

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Oo, pero kasama na 'yon
sa inihingi ko ng sorry ngayon.

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Ano'ng gusto mong sabihin ko?

142
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Gusto ko, lumuhod ka at magmakaawa.

143
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Morgan, kakalaba ko lang nitong pants.
Ang higpit pag lumuhod ako.

144
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Wala akong paki.

145
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Sige na.

146
00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:07,636
Sige na nga, baliw ka.

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Salamat.

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Morgan, sorry.

149
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Ang pangit no'n. Ayusin mo naman.

150
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Okay. Alam kong mahilig tayong mag-asaran.

151
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Talaga?

152
00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:23,819
Pero ang totoo,
magaling kang kasosyo sa negosyo,

153
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at mas mabuti kang kapatid.

154
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Di natin 'to sinasabi, pero mahal kita.

155
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Ikaw ang best friend ko, habambuhay.

156
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Pakasalan mo ako.

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Sige.

158
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Laging sinasabi na ikaw ang maganda.

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Hindi. Halika dito. Weirdo.

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- Sorry talaga.
- Ayos lang.

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Okay. Ready ka na?

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- Bakit may number mo si Sasha?
- Mamaya na 'yan.

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Ang totoong tanong,

164
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pinaghihiwalay kayo ni Rebecca?

165
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Silang lahat, magkakasama sila
sa <i>bat mitzvah</i>.

166
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,526
E, ano pa'ng ginagawa natin dito?

167
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,986
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

168
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,864
palakpakan natin ang bida ng palabas,

169
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ang reyna ng gabi,
ang ating <i>bat mitzvah</i> girl, si Miriam!

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- Halika sa lola mo.
- Sobrang ganda mo.

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Ang ganda mo. Proud ako sa 'yo.

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Ang ganda mo. Heto! Ang ganda...

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- Ayoko sa damit ko.
- Miri!

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Maganda ka. Okay ka lang. Tumayo ka.

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Oo, si Miriam! Congrats.
Sige na, anak, ang ganda mo. Miri!

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Pulutin natin ang apples ni Miriam.
Samahan natin siya sa dance floor

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para simulan na ang party! Sige na!

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- Di ako makapaniwalang dumating ka.
- Oo.

179
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- Hi.
- Hi.

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00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,975
Sana okay lang na bigla akong sumama.

181
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Mas marami, mas masaya. Oo naman.
Masaya akong bati na kayo.

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- Oo.
- Oo.

183
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:27,735
Uy, dapat nakita mo si Miriam
sa service niya. Ang galing niya.

184
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Ang galing. Masaya ako para sa kanya.

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- Alam mo? May open bar, so...
- Oo, sige lang.

186
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Ano'ng meron? Akala ko may sakit ka.

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Tatapatin kita, Noah.
Nagkukunwari lang ako.

188
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Ano?

189
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Ikaw? Oo, alam ko.

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- Alam mo 'yon?
- Oo naman.

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Tinapon mo ang kape ko! Utang mo 'yon.

192
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Ako ang bumili ng kape. Utang mo 'yon.

193
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Ba't ka nagsinungaling?

194
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,553
Kasi...

195
00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,058
Ayaw sa 'kin ng mga tao dito.

196
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Gusto ka nila.

197
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,311
Gusto kong nandito ka.

198
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,562
Nandito na 'ko.

199
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,022
At ako...

200
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,401
nagdesisyon akong maging parte ng mundo mo

201
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,445
dahil gusto kitang makasama.

202
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,906
Nakapagdesisyon na rin ako.

203
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:14,823
Na?

204
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,784
Magpapa-convert ako.

205
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:18,952
Seryoso ka ba?

206
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,913
Gagawin ko lahat para sa 'yo.

207
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,418
Para sa 'yo din, di ba?
Kasi gusto mong maging Jew.

208
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,296
Oo. Hindi, siyempre.

209
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,507
Importanteng pinag-isipan mo 'to.

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00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,592
Tama. Oo. Nag-research ako.

211
00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,178
Oo. At committed ka sa spiritual journey.

212
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,931
- Noah, tanggapin mo 'yong oo, okay?
- Oo naman.

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00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,516
Sobrang exciting 'to.

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- Welcome sa tribe.
- Salamat.

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00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,313
- Hello, Joanne.
- Hi.

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- Diyos ko. Dumating ka.
- Oo.

217
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At nagsama ka ng di imbitadong bisita.

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- Ma?
- Oo.

219
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,075
May malaking desisyon si Joanne
na tingin ko, e, magpapasaya sa 'yo.

220
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Kailangan mong umalis nang maaga.
Sorry. Magpagaling ka.

221
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,957
Biro lang.

222
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,794
Nakakatawa lang talaga ako.

223
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:13,090
Ang sasabihin ko,
ang sasabihin namin, si Joanne...

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00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,550
- O?
- ...nagdesisyon siyang...

225
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,551
Na?

226
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,552
...magpa-convert.

227
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,181
Celebration 'to. Meron ka no'n.

228
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,267
Ikukuha kita ng champagne. Babalik ako.

229
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,353
Tama.

230
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,731
Hindi ako aalis.

231
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,696
Sa tingin ko, <i>mazel tov</i> talaga
ang sasabihin mo<i>.</i>

232
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,282
Tama ba? Tama 'yan.

233
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,784
MIRIAM
KINAGAT ANG BIG APPLE

234
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,215
Maupo ka dIyan.

235
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,341
Ano? Ay!

236
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,010
Maupo ka.

237
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,178
Doon ka sa upuan.

238
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,232
Talaga? Sige na.

239
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,908
MAGBO-BROADWAY SI MIRIAM

240
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,867
Perfect.

241
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,078
Ayos.

242
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:28,832
Uy, Rebecca.

243
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,710
Uy, "Julie." Hindi ka gumanda.

244
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,711
Salamat.

245
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,422
Teka, ba't ka ba nandito?

246
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:39,009
Dahil imbitado ako.
Pagkatapos kong magpakita, so...

247
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,761
Dahil sa kasinungalingan mo,

248
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,597
nagkagulo talaga kami ng kapatid ko, so...

249
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,474
Hindi ko alam ang sinasabi mo.

250
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,310
Wag mo akong lokohin, a?
Sinabi ni Sasha lahat.

251
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,646
- Oo.
- Buwisit.

252
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,984
Ay! Nga pala, natapos mo ba ang
<i>Where the Crawdads Sing</i>?

253
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,194
Hindi.

254
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,321
Buti naman. Si Kya ang pumapatay.

255
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,161
Tungkol saan 'yon?

256
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,914
Sinabi mo kay Sasha
na nagsinungaling ako sa kanya?

257
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,249
Ano? Hindi.

258
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,628
Okay, sabi ko...

259
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,797
- Nabanggit ko sa kanya.
- Diyos ko!

260
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,925
- Ano'ng ginawa niya?
- Sinabi niya sa kanya.

261
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,595
Hindi. Imposible.
Ni hindi sila magkakilala.

262
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,597
Siguradong magkakilala sila.

263
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,531
Miriam, para tayong kambal.

264
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409
Mas masarap
ang malamig na pasta. Mahal kita.

265
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,640
<i>Miriam, mahal din kita.</i>

266
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,226
Oo. Di talaga kita kilala,

267
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,354
pero ito ang pinakamagandang party
na napuntahan ko.

268
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,651
At guys, i-enjoy n'yo lang
itong awkward na mga taon, okay?

269
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,821
Kasi ayaw n'yong mag-peak pag 13 kayo.

270
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656
- Hindi.
- Mag-peak kayo sa edad namin.

271
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,658
- Twenty-three!
- Twenty-three!

272
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,924
Sige, bagalan muna natin nang konti.

273
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,343
Isayaw n'yo ang espesyal
na tao sa dance floor.

274
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,260
- Tara.
- Ako?

275
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,178
Oo.

276
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,599
- Naku. May parating.
- Pwede ba?

277
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,768
- Oo naman. Please.
- Please.

278
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,520
Uy, gusto mo?

279
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,982
Ay. Oo, bakit hindi? Ayos 'yan.

280
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,692
- Ay wow.
- Ikaw na, Stuart.

281
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,611
Okay. Wow.

282
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:07,574
Kaya mong magdala, a.
Hindi, taasan mo pa. Okay.

283
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,788
Di ko alam
na romantic pala ang <i>bat mitzvahs</i>.

284
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,707
Oo. Puno ng sorpresa ang Jews.

285
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,043
Halimbawa, alam mo ba

286
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,545
na pag na-convert ka,
makakapili ka ng pangalan?

287
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,840
Di mo kailangang gamitin 'yon,
pero masaya 'yon.

288
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,301
Blossom. Gusto ko ang pangalang Blossom.

289
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054
Dapat sinabi ko pala.
Pangalang Hebrew dapat.

290
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,806
- Gano'n dapat.
- Ay.

291
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,059
- Exciting 'yon. Pag-iisipan ko.
- Oo, exciting.

292
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,521
Excited na 'kong makilala mo ang <i>beit din,</i>

293
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,191
gawin ang <i>mikvah</i>,
at matutunan ang <i>tzedakah</i>.

294
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,570
Mga salitang Hebrew 'yon,
pero matututunan mo rin 'yon.

295
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,488
- Talaga?
- Oo.

296
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658
- Mag-aaral ako ng bagong language?
- Tuturuan kita.

297
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,536
- Magugustuhan mo 'yon.
- Okay.

298
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,039
Sorry. Ayokong ma-overwhelm ka. Sobrang...

299
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,375
Masaya ako na ito ang gusto mo.

300
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,627
<i>Beshert</i> 'to.

301
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,255
Itinadhana.

302
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,173
Oo.

303
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,510
Oo.

304
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,389
Miriam.

305
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,182
Meerkat.

306
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,892
Mimi.

307
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,438
Proud ako sa 'yo. Dalaga ka na.

308
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,273
Kahit na parang ang hirap,

309
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,818
lumalabas na puro pagka-cancel
ng dinner lang 'yon.

310
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,281
Pero ang ibig sabihin no'n,
makakapagdesisyon ka na

311
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,741
kung ano ang tama at mali.

312
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368
Alam kong di ka basta-basta magdedesisyon

313
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,787
kasi may epekto 'yon sa buong buhay mo.

314
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,664
Walang pressure.

315
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,213
Ang galing mo, Miri.

316
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,508
Okay, tayong lahat.
Mag-<i>kiddush</i> tayo ngayon.

317
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271
Rebecca!

318
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,814
Sandali.

319
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,275
Joanne.

320
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:08,945
Hi.

321
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,282
Ano?

322
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,200
Pwede...

323
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,287
Pwede bang sabihing obsessed ako sa 'yo?

324
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,624
Kahit nagsinungaling ka,
at nainis talaga ako.

325
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,585
Di talaga ako gano'n.
Ang bigat lang ng araw na 'yon.

326
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
Masarap sa pakiramdam ang magmaldita.

327
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,132
Alam ko 'yan.

328
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:38,266
Aaminin ko,
medyo na-obsess din ako sa 'yo.

329
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,392
Seryoso ka ba?

330
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,728
Hindi ko naisip 'yan.

331
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,146
Hinanap kita online.

332
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650
Ang gulo ng Venmo history mo.
Di 'yon dapat naka-public.

333
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,944
Oo, alam ko. Oo.

334
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,824
Alam mo, kabaligtaran ka
ng matagal na niyang gusto.

335
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,742
Gets ko na exciting 'yon,

336
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,954
pero di ko alam kung paano 'yon
bumagay sa buhay niya.

337
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,498
Oo.

338
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,503
Ang hirap, pero magpapa-convert na ako.

339
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,421
Ay. Sinabi sa akin ni Bina.

340
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,881
Oo. Excited ba siya?

341
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424
- Natutuwa siya.
- Oo.

342
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,720
Malaking desisyo 'to, Joanne.

343
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,806
Pag kasama mo ang rabbi...

344
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,017
Hindi lang 'yon trabaho.
Buong buhay niya 'yon.

345
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688
- Ano'ng sinasabi mo?
- Nire-represent niya ang templo.

346
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:28,316
Nire-represent mo ang templo.
Titingalain ka ng ibang tao.

347
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,360
Na mabuting halimbawa?

348
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,071
Nakaka-pressure 'yon.

349
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408
Mukhang natatakot ka ngayon.

350
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,620
Hindi, dapat maganda
ang pakiramdam mo. Alam mo 'yon?

351
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,547
Ikaw siguro ang tutupad sa pangarap kong
maging Mrs. Head Rabbi.

352
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:52,757
Kaya,

353
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,051
panalo ka.

354
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,431
Sana ito 'yong gusto mo.

355
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,151
Ay, Stuart. Diyos ko!

356
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,736
Ayos, pare. Akin na 'yan.

357
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,906
Ay, tubig.

358
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,325
Sabi na, di ka katiwa-tiwala.

359
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,076
Ikaw pa talaga ang nagsabi, a.

360
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,954
- Hi.
- Ano'ng... Ay, kumusta?

361
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,289
Kumusta?

362
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,749
- Umalis ka na!
- Uy.

363
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,543
Ay.

364
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961
Di ko siya gusto.

365
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339
May kumpiyansa siya,
pero di ko siya gusto.

366
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,759
Nagustuhan ko ang <i>bat mitzvahs</i>.
Ang daming libre, 'no?

367
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,676
Oo.

368
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,931
Hoy, salamat.

369
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,683
Dahil sinabi mo 'yong totoo.

370
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,894
Di na sana ako kakausapin ng kapatid ko.

371
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,104
Ayos lang. Masaya ako.

372
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
Ang weird daw na nag-uusap tayo.

373
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,027
Alam mo, hindi 'to weird.

374
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,740
Okay, wag mo nang sabihing hindi weird
kahit alam nating gano'n nga.

375
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824
Okay, sige.

376
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,494
Medyo weird, pero masaya akong kausap ka.

377
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536
Masama ba 'yon?

378
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,914
Masaya akong kausap.

379
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,542
- Ayan na. Stuart-level confidence.
- Pwedeng painom? Akin na.

380
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,506
Walang 'tong alak.

381
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,009
Ilang beses ko nang sinabi.
Di ako umiinom. Parang si Miley Cyrus.

382
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,552
Ay. High ka ba?

383
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,805
- Mm-hmm.
- Pwedeng humingi?

384
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,432
- Oo naman. Diyos ko. Cheers.
- Cheers.

385
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,771
OLATS NA KAPATID

386
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,484
Kailangan nang umalis ng magkapatid.

387
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,825
Miriam, ano'ng ginagawa mo?

388
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,410
- Anong...
- Lintik.

389
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,121
Wag mo akong pagalitan dahil nagmura ako.

390
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,499
Diyos ko. Hindi ko na kayang makialam pa.

391
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,503
Ano'ng nangyayari sa 'yo?

392
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,589
Ayoko sa <i>bat mitzvah</i> ko!
Ayoko sa pangit na theme!

393
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,341
Ayoko sa damit ko!

394
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,051
Di ako ganito.

395
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970
Hay, anak.

396
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,269
Ang totoo, di ko alam kung bakit ako
sumusunod sa mga patakaran

397
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770
e, wala namang gano'n.

398
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,274
Pangit ang theme. Tama ka.

399
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
Pangit ang damit mo.

400
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029
Sabi na, ayaw mo din nito.

401
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,238
Alam ko.

402
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,450
Sorry, di ako nagsalita agad.

403
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,659
Araw mo 'to.

404
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911
Aayusin natin 'to.

405
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415
Akin na ang gunting. Ano'ng gagawin natin?

406
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,666
Oo.

407
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,668
- Puputulin ko 'yong sa 'kin?
- Oo!

408
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:34,627
Sige na.

409
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,838
Rabbi Cohen.

410
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,258
Payag na ako.

411
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,596
Pangako, magiging pinakamagaling
na head rabbi ako ng templong 'to.

412
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,140
Pangalawa pala. Pangalawa ako.

413
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,101
Hindi. Di ako kinakabahan sa 'yo.

414
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,687
Pero dadaan ka sa napakahabang proseso...

415
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,813
Sige. Okay.

416
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,940
...at di ko masisiguro ang kalalabasan.

417
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027
Ang board ang magdedesisyon,
at sobrang mapili sila.

418
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,320
Naiintindihan ko.

419
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,197
Ikaw 'yon.

420
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,032
Mm-hmm.

421
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,618
Sino'ng mag-aakala

422
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:10,538
na pagkatapos ng <i>bar mitzvah</i> mo noon,
ito pala ang mararating mo?

423
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,166
Ako. Oo.

424
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,753
- Salamat.
- Oo.

425
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,796
Salamat.

426
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,381
Ang buti mo.

427
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,718
Bibigyan kita ng sweets ko.
Sinusubukan kong magpapayat.

428
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:27,972
Kinain ko ang ilan sa kanila...
pero malinis ang mga 'to.

429
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,724
Okay. Noted.

430
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,725
Salamat.

431
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,144
<i>Mazel tov.</i>

432
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,192
Uy!

433
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,903
- Hi.
- Hinahanap kita, a.

434
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239
May malaking balita ako sa 'yo.

435
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,490
- Okay.
- Okay.

436
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,784
Okay.

437
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,038
Ako ang magiging head rabbi.

438
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,416
Diyos ko!

439
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,127
Noah, exciting 'yan!

440
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962
Salamat.

441
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,171
Para sa 'yo 'yan!

442
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,757
Salamat.

443
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,094
- Ayos ka lang?
- Oo.

444
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,011
Talaga?

445
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:14,394
May sasabihin ako sa 'yo.
Gusto kong sabihin sa 'yo. Ang hirap lang.

446
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,979
Mahal kita.

447
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,192
Linya ko 'yon.

448
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,152
Sorry.

449
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,612
Mahal din kita.

450
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,866
- Pero.
- Ano? Walang pero.

451
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:31,286
Pero dahil mahal kita,

452
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,122
di ako magpapa-convert.

453
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:40,170
Di pa ako handa kahit na
gusto ko sanang maging handa ako.

454
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,129
Okay.

455
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,215
Pero kung magiging tapat ako,

456
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,011
ginawa ko lang 'yon para sa 'yo.

457
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,556
Napakaraming magagandang bagay
tungkol sa Judaism.

458
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,685
Pero di ko pa nararating 'yon.

459
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,564
Di ko alam kung aabutin ko 'yon.

460
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,482
Okay.

461
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,818
Okay. Babagalan natin.

462
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,695
Kaya natin 'to.

463
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,491
Paano? Noah, paano?

464
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,828
Sabihin mo kung paano 'to
kung di ako magpapa-convert.

465
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,001
Hindi ko alam.

466
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,003
Mismo.

467
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,632
Alam ko na ang nakataya ngayon.

468
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:33,473
Gusto mong mag-iba ako,
pero di ko mapapangakong magbabago ako.

469
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,976
At kung mag-alinlangan ako nang konti,

470
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,853
masisira ang buhay mo.

471
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,189
'Yan...

472
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,985
Hindi 'yan patas sa 'yo.

473
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,616
Kakasabi mo lang na mahal mo ako. Ano 'to?

474
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,909
Nag...

475
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,287
Nagpapaalam na ako.

476
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,498
- Hindi, Joanne. Ayoko.
- Noah.

477
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,292
- Ayokong mawala ka.
- Mahirap ang gusto mo.

478
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,965
Hinding-hindi kita papipiliin.

479
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,973
Wag mo 'kong habulin, ha?

480
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,351
Mas magiging mahirap 'yon.

481
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174
- Narinig mo rin?
- Ang galing.

482
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,426
Lahat yata...

483
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:54,679
Ang ganda.

484
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:18,077
Tingnan mo nga naman, ha?
Ang bida. Ang boss man.

485
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,707
Makinig ka. Nakausap ko si Cohen.
Maayos daw ang lahat.

486
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,918
Ano sa tingin mo? Ano'ng pakiramdam?

487
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,506
- Ano'ng pakiramdam?
- Di ko alam.

488
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:34,802
- Baka di pa ako natutunawan.
- Ano'ng sinasabi mo?

489
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,805
Ito ang gusto mo buong buhay mo.
Ano'ng sinasabi mo?

490
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,641
- Alam ko.
- Ano ka ba?

491
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,101
Diyos ko!

492
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,562
- Sino'ng gumawa nito?
- Ako 'yon.

493
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:48,608
- Ilan, kailangan kita.
- May problema tayo. Sige. Ayos ka lang?

494
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,026
Sige. Halika dito.

495
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,488
- Mahal ko ang batang 'to.
- Diyos ko.

496
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:08,354
SHUTTLE NG BAT MITZVAH NI MIRIAM

497
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,333
Naiwan ako ng shuttle.

498
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:30,960
Tumakbo ako.

499
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,422
Sabi ko wag mo 'kong sundan.

500
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,133
Pero di ka seryoso.

501
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,428
Ano'ng gagawin natin?

502
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,181
Well, tama ka.

503
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,974
Di pwedeng pareho.

504
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:59,131
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