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我好爱在工作日亲热 有高中的感觉

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我也觉得 对

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高中对我来说也是性事丰富的时光

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诺亚的订单好了!

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- 是我
- 嗯

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(洛杉矶百吉饼之家)

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谢谢

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谢谢

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你姐们儿比娜刚发来短信

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- 是啊 她是我的姐们儿
- 对

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真高兴你能来成年礼

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这是你的第一次呢

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- 激动人心啊
- 对

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还可以多和我的家人相处一下

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我也很期待呢

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(酵母男孩)

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- 你还好吧?
- 还好

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我今天早上醒来时 喉咙有点痒

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真的吗?你没提起过

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天啊 我本来不确定 但现在我确定了

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我每次生大病之前就是这种感觉

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但愿这不会影响我去成年礼

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不过 没准我真去不成了

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哦 好吧

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你来不了我会很难过的

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但既然你生病了...

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对 相信我 我也会很难过

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还是别喝咖啡了 你喉咙痛 知道吗?

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- 哦
- 对

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- 对
- 因为你病了

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好主意

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你不是真的病了吗?

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当然不是

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但我肯定不能去参加成年礼

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他妈在我耳边低声诅咒我呢

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你把她说的话告诉诺亚了吗?

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我不能 他妈是他全世界最喜欢的人

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对 这还挺难搞的

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等一下 就因为你不是犹太人吗?

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那...就做个犹太人啊

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- 我不明白问题出在哪里
- 什么?

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诺亚确实问过我会不会考虑皈依

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我其实并不排斥啦

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可是 这是个重大的决定啊

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不 你绝对应该皈依

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这很好 因为你本来就没有
鲜明的价值观和立场

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才不是呢!她有价值观啊

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- 女权主义 你支持 对吧?
- 对

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你约会拒绝买单 你是有立场的

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可你是不是犹太人有什么区别呢?

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要说有区别
一个有房的性感男友才是吧

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否则你会孤身死去 没有房子

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你懂我意思吗?

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- 我是很喜欢诺亚
- 对

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我真的很想和他在一起

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- 我觉得我可以皈依
- 对

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- 我已经重塑自我很多次了
- 没错

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我高中时走哥特风

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- 我超爱那张照片
- 令人难忘

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我当过一年女同性恋

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再说了 这能有什么代价呢?

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- 等等
- 好吧 我看看

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感觉我应该知道呀

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- 再来点咖啡吗?
- 好 谢谢

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- 蠢人版犹太教指南
- 如何成为犹太人

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谢谢

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巧了 我是犹太人

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- 好的 酷毙了
- 哦

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你觉得他有房吗?

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好吧

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- 我觉得那是个旨意
- 对

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这上面说你得学习两年

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可能还要戴假发

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什么?

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不对 这儿有篇《六周变犹太人》

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- 不戴假发 上面说不戴假发
- 什么?

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嘿 好吧 不戴假发 那我可以

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- 搞定
- 好的

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- 对 太好了
- 我觉得我应该皈依呢

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- 哇 一顿午餐 她就成了犹太人
- 女同性恋

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犹太人 对

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- 她是犹太人
- 敬犹太人

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犹太薄饼!

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《天作不合的我们》

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虽说成年礼的主题是我妈选的

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但“米莉安初尝纽约”真不怎么的

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- 听着
- 亲爱的 我得告诉你

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- 这个主题糟透了
- 对 没错

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主题烂 米莉安的裙子丑

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现在已经回不了头了

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这是你妈妈想要的 付钱的也是她

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这伴手礼也很莫名其妙啊

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什么?苹果加披萨加六芒星?

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- 这怎么等于米莉安?
- 我不知道

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好可爱啊 天啊 我看懂了

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等于米莉安

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另一盒伴手礼在哪里?

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好像还在里面

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嘿

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你担心丽贝卡和乔安共处一室吗?

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并不会

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因为她不来了

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- 为什么?
- 病得太重 她是这么说的

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她自从和爸妈吃早午餐后一直很奇怪

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她当然会很奇怪

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你和那个小精灵的进展也太快了

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你们才在一起几个月吧?

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你都开始说皈依的事了

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是哦 我把她吓坏了 是吧?

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也许吧

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听着 我知道现在讨论这件事太早了

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但现实是

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如果她不愿意皈依 我们就没有未来

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摩根怎么想?她赞同乔安皈依吗?

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我不知道 她们还在吵架

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我发过誓要对一件事保密

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但我实在是憋得慌

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可是我说出来又会惹人生气

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- 别
- 不 你得让我说出来

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我不喜欢八卦

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邪恶的舌头不可取

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是和我有关吗?

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和你有关 你就不介意讲八卦了吗?

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有没有关嘛?

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不是直接有关 但是...

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邪恶的舌头不可取

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天啊 怎么回事啊?

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你可别指望我会帮你弄麦克风

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抱歉 我看起来像要你帮我吗?

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我觉得我就是在靠自己啊

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- 谢谢
- 不 你能行的

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坚持吧 你就继续猛塞 总会进去的

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听着像你20几岁的人生 不是吗?

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- 插孔呢?
- 沙夏为什么给你打电话?

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哦 我来接 能把手机给我吗?

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- 摩根 你做了什么?
- 没什么 把手机给我

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- 马上开免提
- 把手机给我

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好 我会的 住手啦

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嗨 沙夏 你打给我干吗?我们又不熟

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好吧 我有话要跟你说

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我不习惯保守秘密 我需要挣脱锁链

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- 现在不是时候 所以...
- 丽贝卡撒谎了

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你一直在被构陷

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她知道你是谁
她只是想搞乱诺亚和乔安

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她说的都不是真的 天啊 感觉真好

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好 我挂了 别告诉艾丝特是我说的

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哇

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天啊 你说的是实话

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是啊

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是我错了

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等一下 你说什么?

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我说你是对的 我错了

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对不起

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是啊

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我们没事了?

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等一下 你对我超凶的 好吗?

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你说我是个饥渴又可悲的骗子

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我知道 但我刚才的道歉包括这一切

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你还要我说什么?

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我要你跪下来乞求我

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摩根 我刚洗了这条牛仔裤

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太紧了 我跪不下来

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我不在乎

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来吧

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好 那我就跪 你个疯子

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谢谢

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摩根 对不起

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不行 太糟糕 再来一次 做得更好些

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好吧 听着 我知道我们喜欢撕逼

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嗯

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但事实是

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你是个特别棒的生意伙伴

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你作为姐姐更是好到不行

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我知道我们说得不够多 但我爱你

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你是我最好的朋友

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你永远都是

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嫁给我吧

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当然

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你也是大家眼中漂亮的那个

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才不是呢 过来 你个怪人

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- 真的很抱歉
- 没关系

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好 我们来录吧 好吗?

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为什么沙夏有你的电话号码?

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这个可以以后聊

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好吧 真正的问题是

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这个叫丽贝卡的婊子真想拆散你们?

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对 大家都是 他们一同参加成年礼呢

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那他妈的我们还在这里干什么?

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女士们先生们

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掌声欢迎我们今天的主角

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今夜的女王

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我们的成年礼之星 米莉安!

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- 奶奶抱抱
- 你真漂亮

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你真漂亮 我真为你骄傲

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漂亮的女孩 给你 我美丽的...

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- 我讨厌这条裙子
- 米莉安!

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没关系 你美呆了 没事 起来

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耶 米莉安!

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恭喜 来 亲爱的 你美美的

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米莉安

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我们帮米莉安捡苹果 进入舞池吧

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一起嗨起来 来吧!

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- 真不敢相信你来了
- 是啊

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- 你好
- 你好

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希望你不介意我不请自来 我喜欢DJ

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人越多越好 当然

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我很高兴你们俩和好了

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- 对
- 对

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嘿 可惜你们错过米莉安的仪式了

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她简直是太棒了

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太好了 我真为她高兴

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那什么?有免费酒吧 所以...

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对 来吧

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发生什么事了?

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你不是病了吗?

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我得说实话 诺亚 我其实是装病

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什么?

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你?是的 我知道

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- 你知道?
- 对啊 当然

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你把我的咖啡扔了 你欠我一杯

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那杯咖啡是我付的 是你欠我一杯

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为什么要说谎?

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因为...

224
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因为没人想要我来 诺亚

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才不是呢

226
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我想要你来啊

227
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好 我来了

228
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而且我

229
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我决定我想成为你的世界的一部分

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因为我想和你在一起

231
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我也做了一个决定

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是吗?

233
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我要皈依

234
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你是认真的吗?

235
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诺亚 我愿意为你做任何事

236
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也是为了你 对吧?

237
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因为你想当犹太人

238
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对 这是当然啊

239
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因为你一定要仔细思考过

240
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对 我做了一些功课

241
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对 你承诺要踏上这场精神之旅

242
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- 诺亚 我都已经答应了
- 好的 当然

243
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我太激动了

244
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- 欢迎来到我们的大家庭
- 谢谢

245
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- 你好 乔安
- 你好

246
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,232
- 天啊 你来了
- 对

247
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:51,193
你还带来了一位不速之客

248
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- 妈?
- 你说

249
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乔安做了一个非常重大的决定

250
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我觉得这会让你非常开心

251
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你得早点走呀

252
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真遗憾 保重 亲爱的

253
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开玩笑的

254
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,794
我真的是个很搞笑的人

255
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:13,090
我要说的是 我们要告诉你的是乔安

256
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- 嗯
- 决定了

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嗯

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要皈依

259
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,597
我们得庆祝一下

260
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你有酒了

261
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我去给你拿香槟 马上回来

262
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没错

263
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,731
我就赖着不走了

264
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,696
我认为你现在想说的是祝贺

265
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对吗?听起来是对的

266
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(米莉安初尝纽约)

267
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坐在椅子上

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什么?噢!

269
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坐在椅子上

270
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有没有搞错?

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(米莉安去百老汇)

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完美

273
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太好了

274
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嘿 丽贝卡

275
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嘿 朱莉 你看起来真美啊

276
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谢谢

277
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你怎么会在这里?

278
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因为我被邀请了

279
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因为我都来了

280
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听着 你愚蠢的谎言

281
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彻底搞砸了我和我妹的感情

282
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我不知道你在说什么

283
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好了 别跟我瞎扯 好吗?

284
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:48,310
沙夏都告诉我了

285
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,646
- 对
- 我靠

286
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噢 对了

287
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《沼泽深处的女孩》你看完了吗?

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没有

289
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太好了 奇雅是凶手

290
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就这样

291
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什么情况?

292
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,914
你告诉沙夏我骗了那个高个子姐姐?

293
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,249
什么?没有

294
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,628
好吧 我说了

295
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,797
- 我跟他提过
- 天啊!

296
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,674
那白痴做了什么?

297
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,883
他告诉她了

298
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,595
不 不可能 他根本不认识她

299
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嗯 他肯定认识她

300
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,531
米莉安 我们都是绿植妈妈

301
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,199
意面确实是冷的比较好

302
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,993
我爱你

303
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,640
米莉安 我也爱你

304
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,226
对 而我呢 完全不认识你

305
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,354
但这是我参加过的最好的派对之一

306
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,651
你们啊 一定要拥抱尴尬的青春岁月

307
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,821
因为13岁就达到巅峰可没意思了

308
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656
- 对
- 巅峰要在我们这个年纪

309
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,658
- 23
- 23

310
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,924
好了 各位 我们要放慢一下脚步

311
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找你们那个特别的人来到舞池吧

312
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,260
- 来
- 我吗?

313
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,178
对

314
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,599
- 糟糕 有人来了
- 可以吗?

315
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,768
- 当然了 谢谢
- 当然

316
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,520
嘿 想跳舞吗?

317
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,564
好啊 也行

318
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,483
- 干得好
- 哇

319
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还得是斯图尔特

320
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,611
好吧 哇

321
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,446
你还会领舞呢

322
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,032
不行 再高点 好的

323
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,788
我都不知道犹太成年礼这么浪漫呢

324
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,707
对 我们犹太人充满惊喜呢

325
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,043
比如说 你知道吗?

326
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,545
你皈依的时候可以选择一个新名字?

327
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,882
你不必真的用它 但还挺有意思的

328
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,301
花花 我一直想要叫花花

329
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,221
抱歉 我应该明确必须是希伯来名字

330
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,222
这是唯一的要求

331
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,975
好吧 还挺令人兴奋的

332
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,059
- 我会想想的
- 是啊

333
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,521
我等不及要让你去会见贝特丁

334
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,191
做麦克瓦 了解扎达卡

335
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,443
我知道这些都是希伯来语

336
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,570
- 你在说什么?
- 但你很快就会学会的

337
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,488
- 我会吗?
- 是的

338
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,615
我要学一门全新的语言?

339
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,658
我会教你的

340
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,576
你会喜欢的

341
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,536
好吧

342
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455
对不起 我不是想吓着你 我只是...

343
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,375
我很高兴这是你想要的

344
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,627
这是“必舍尔”

345
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,255
命中注定

346
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,173
是啊

347
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,510
是啊

348
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,389
米莉安

349
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,182
小莉猫

350
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,892
米米

351
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,021
我真为你感到骄傲 今天你成年了

352
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,273
虽然这感觉很可怕

353
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,818
但其实主要就是取消晚餐计划

354
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,112
但成年真正的意思是

355
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,741
你终于能自己决定什么是对什么是错

356
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368
我相信你不会轻易做出决定

357
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,746
因为它们可能会塑造你的余生

358
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,664
不必觉得有压力

359
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,213
干得好 米莉安

360
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,508
好了 各位 我们现在要做吉都什了

361
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271
丽贝卡

362
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,814
等等

363
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,275
乔安

364
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:08,945
嗨

365
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,282
干吗?

366
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,200
我

367
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,703
我就直接说我对你很痴迷吧

368
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,624
虽然你撒了谎 这让我很生气

369
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,585
我并不是那样的人 我那天很难过

370
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
但做点坏事确实还挺爽

371
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,132
我能理解

372
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:38,266
我承认我也对你有点痴迷

373
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,392
你是认真的吗?

374
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,728
我从来没想过

375
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,146
我在网上搜了你

376
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650
你的Venmo历史好混乱 真的不该公开

377
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,944
是哦 我知道 对

378
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:50,904
话说

379
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,824
你和他一直想要的恰恰相反

380
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,742
我知道这很刺激

381
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,954
但我不明白这要怎么融入他的生活

382
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,498
对

383
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,000
这很棘手 但是

384
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,503
我会皈依

385
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,421
哦 比娜告诉我了

386
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,881
是吗?她兴奋吗?

387
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424
- 她很激动
- 对

388
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,720
这是个大动作 乔安

389
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,806
跟拉比在一起

390
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,017
这不只是个工作 还是他全部的人生

391
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:22,894
什么意思?

392
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,688
他是会堂的代表

393
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:28,316
所以你也是 大家都以你为榜样

394
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,360
好的榜样吗?

395
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,071
压力好大啊

396
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408
你现在看起来好害怕

397
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,703
不 这应该感觉是一种好的压力

398
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,787
你知道吗?

399
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,547
你很可能会实现
我当首席拉比夫人的梦想

400
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:52,757
所以

401
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,051
你赢了

402
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,431
我希望这是你想要的

403
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,151
斯图尔特 天啊!

404
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,736
你居然敢喝酒 伙计 给我

405
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,906
哦 是水

406
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,325
干得好 我就知道我可以信任你

407
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,076
是 还说我呢 你他妈的告状小人

408
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,494
- 嗨
- 你说什...

409
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,289
你好吗?

410
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,749
- 你能一边去吗?
- 嘿

411
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,961
我不喜欢那小子

412
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339
他很有自信 这我承认 但我不喜欢他

413
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,882
哦 我真喜欢成年礼

414
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,759
好多免费的好玩意儿

415
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,676
对

416
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,931
喂 谢谢

417
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,683
谢谢你终于告诉我真相

418
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,894
不然我妹妹永远不会理我了

419
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,104
不客气 很乐意帮忙

420
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
她觉得我们有联络很奇怪

421
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,027
我都说了 这不奇怪

422
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,821
好了 别再说这不奇怪了

423
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,740
我们都知道这有点怪

424
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824
好吧 行吧

425
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,494
可能有点奇怪 但我喜欢和你聊天

426
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536
这有什么错吗?

427
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,914
不 和我聊天是很有趣

428
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,542
- 好吧 斯图尔特级别的自信
- 我能喝你的酒吗?给我

429
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,506
里面没有酒精

430
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,009
对 我跟你说过一百遍了
我是加州式戒酒 像麦莉·赛勒斯

431
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,552
哦 所以你嗑大麻?

432
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,470
嗯

433
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,013
能给我一点吗?

434
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,431
当然 没问题

435
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,432
- 干杯
- 干杯

436
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,771
(没出息哥哥和姐姐)

437
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,484
那对该死的姐妹俩必须消失

438
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,825
米莉安 你在干什么?

439
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,410
- 你...
- 我靠

440
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,121
请不要因为我说了“操”禁足我
我是说 我靠

441
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,499
天啊 我已经没有精力管这种屁事了

442
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,503
你这是怎么了?

443
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,338
我讨厌我的成年礼

444
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,589
我讨厌这个愚蠢的主题

445
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,341
我讨厌这条破裙子

446
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,051
这些都不是我的风格

447
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970
哦 乖乖

448
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,474
老实说 宝贝

449
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,269
不知怎么的 我一味地循规蹈矩

450
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770
但好像其他人都没有

451
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,274
这主题很糟糕 你说得对

452
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
这条裙子确实太丑了

453
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029
我就知道你不喜欢

454
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,238
是啊

455
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,949
我很抱歉我没早点说

456
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659
今天是你的大日子

457
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911
现在就来补救吧

458
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,289
把那该死的剪刀给我

459
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,666
- 我们在干吗呀?
- 对

460
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,626
- 我应该把我的剪掉吗?
- 对!

461
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,627
别闹了

462
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,838
科恩拉比

463
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,258
我愿意

464
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,596
我保证我会成为
会堂有史以来最棒的首席拉比

465
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,140
第二棒的 我会是第二棒的

466
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,101
不 我没觉得你威胁到我

467
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,687
但你会经历一个漫长的过程

468
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,813
当然 好

469
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,940
- 我不能保证结果
- 当然

470
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027
董事会有最终决定权 他们非常挑剔

471
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,320
明白

472
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,197
你当定了

473
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,032
嗯

474
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,618
谁能想到

475
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:10,538
我当初主持了你的成年礼
现在还有这等传承?

476
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,166
我 我有想到

477
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,753
- 谢谢你
- 不客气

478
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,796
谢谢

479
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,381
真是个好小子

480
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,175
对了 你可以吃一点我的甜点

481
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,094
我正在努力减肥

482
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,804
有的我已经咬过了

483
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:27,972
但这些还没动过

484
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,724
好 收到

485
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,725
谢谢

486
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,144
祝贺

487
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,192
嘿!

488
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,903
- 嗨
- 你去哪儿了?

489
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239
我有大事要告诉你

490
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,490
- 好的
- 好的

491
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,784
好

492
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,038
我会是新任首席拉比

493
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,416
我的天啊!

494
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,127
诺亚 这太棒了!

495
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962
谢谢

496
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,171
这是你应得的

497
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,757
谢谢

498
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,094
- 你没事吧?
- 对

499
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,011
是吗?

500
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,100
我有话要告诉你

501
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,394
我想告诉你 只是很难

502
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,979
我爱你

503
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,192
你抢了我的台词

504
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,152
对不起

505
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,612
我也爱你

506
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,866
- 但是
- 什么?不许“但是”

507
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:28,867
但是

508
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,244
正因为我爱你

509
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,955
我不能皈依

510
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,376
我只是还没准备好

511
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,170
虽然我很希望我准备好了

512
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,129
好吧

513
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,215
但老实说

514
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,011
我只是为了你才想那么做

515
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,556
我知道犹太教有很多美好的内涵

516
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,475
可是

517
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,686
我还没有到那个地步 而且

518
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,564
我可能永远都达不到

519
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,482
好吧

520
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,818
好 那我们放慢步调

521
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,695
我们可以想办法

522
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,491
怎么想办法?诺亚 怎么想办法?

523
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,828
如果我不皈依 我们又怎么有可能?

524
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,001
我不知道

525
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,003
是啊

526
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,632
我明白我们的感情有多复杂了

527
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,594
你需要我成为一个

528
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,473
我无法保证会成为的那种人

529
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,976
哪怕我有一点松懈

530
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,853
你的整个人生都毁了

531
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,189
这...

532
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,944
这对你不公平

533
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,616
你刚刚说你爱我 你在说什么?

534
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,909
我

535
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,287
我是在说再见

536
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,498
- 不 乔安 我不...
- 诺亚

537
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,292
- 我不想失去你
- 你不能两者兼得

538
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,965
我绝不会让你左右为难

539
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,973
我走了就别追我 好吗?

540
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,351
那只会让我更煎熬

541
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174
- 你也听说了?
- 太棒了

542
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,426
看来大家...

543
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:54,679
太好了

544
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:18,077
看看你 风云人物 你成大佬了

545
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,705
听着 我跟科恩谈过了

546
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,749
他说你应该胜券在握

547
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,918
你觉得怎么样?感觉如何?

548
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,006
- 感觉如何?
- 我不知道是什么感觉

549
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,176
也许我还没有回过神来

550
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,802
你在说什么啊?

551
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,805
这是你一辈子想要的 你在说什么?

552
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:38,848
我知道

553
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:39,849
别这样

554
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,101
我的天啊!

555
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:43,645
是谁干的?

556
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:44,562
哦 是我

557
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,314
伊兰 你过来

558
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,608
出问题了 好吧 你没事吧?

559
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,026
好吧 过来

560
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,278
真是个好孩子

561
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,488
天啊

562
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:08,354
(米莉安成年礼接送巴士)

563
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,333
我错过接送巴士了

564
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:30,960
只好跑过来

565
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,422
我叫你不要追我

566
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,133
但你不是真心的

567
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,428
所以到底怎么解决?

568
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,181
你说得对

569
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,974
我不能两者兼得

570
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,131
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