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我喜歡週間親熱,好像回到高中時期

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我也是,對

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高中也是我性很活躍的時候

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諾亞的餐點!

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- 是我
- 嗯

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(洛杉磯貝果之家)

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謝謝你

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謝謝你

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你的好姊妹碧娜剛傳簡訊給我

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- 對,她是我好姊妹
- 對

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你要來參加成年禮
讓我很興奮,是你的第一次

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- 好讓人期待
- 對

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能多花點時間跟家人在一起?

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我也好興奮

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(酵母男孩)

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- 你沒事吧?
- 對

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早上醒來時覺得喉嚨癢癢的

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真的?你沒說

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哦,我的天
我當時不確定,現在有感覺了

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我每次重感冒之前都會這樣

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希望不會因為這樣
害我無法參加成年禮

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但是...可能會

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哦!好

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如果你無法來
我會非常失望,但如果你生病了...

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對,我...相信我,我也會非常失望

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哦,喉嚨痛時
可能不該喝咖啡,知道嗎?

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- 哦!
- 對

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- 對
- 因為你生病了

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說得對

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- 所以你不是真的生病?
- 當然不是

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但是我才不要去參加那個成年禮

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就在她媽在我耳邊輕聲詛咒我之後

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你有把她說的話告訴諾亞嗎?

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我沒辦法,這個地表上
他最喜歡的人就是他媽

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對,這可棘手了

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就因為你不信猶太教?

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那就...信猶太教吧

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- 我看不出有什麼問題
- 什麼?

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諾亞其實問過我
是否會考慮改信猶太教

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我願意考慮

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我是說這可是大事

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不,你應該改信猶太教

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非常適合你,因為你又不是
有非常堅定的立場或強烈信仰

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不!她有立場

45
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- 女性主義,你支持那個,對吧?
- 對

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你約會時拒絕自掏腰包,你有立場

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對,但你是不是猶太教徒有差嗎?

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我跟你說差在哪裡
差在你有一個有房子的性感帥哥

49
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或死的時候孤單一個人,連家都沒有

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- 你知道我的意思吧?
- 我喜歡諾亞

51
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- 對
- 我真的想跟他在一起

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- 我覺得我辦得到
- 對

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- 我轉型過幾十次
- 沒錯

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- 我高中走全黑的哥德路線
- 好愛那張照片

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- 令人難忘
- 我當了一年女同志

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你們覺得信猶太教需要什麼條件?

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- 等等
- 好,我們來看看

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我覺得我知道

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- 還要再來點咖啡嗎?
- 要,麻煩你

60
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- 猶太教懶人包
- 怎麼當個猶太教徒

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謝謝

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這有意思,我是猶太教徒

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- 好,厲害
- 哦

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你覺得他有自己的房子嗎?

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好

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- 我覺得那是徵召
- 對

67
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顯然你要研習兩年
說不定還要戴假髮

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什麼?

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不,我找到《六週後成為猶太教徒》

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- 免戴假髮,上面說不用
- 什麼?

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嘿!好,不用戴假髮,我接受

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- 我辦到了
- 好

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- 對,太好了
- 我想我應該改信猶太教

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- 哇!一頓午餐她就是...猶太教徒
- 女同志

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猶太教徒,對

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- 她是猶太教徒
- 敬猶太教徒

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讚耶!

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我知道成年禮的主題是我媽選的

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但是“米莉安咬一口大蘋果”

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- 聽著
- 親愛的,我得告訴你

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- 這個主題很爛
- 對,是很爛

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這個主題和米莉安那件醜洋裝
現在沒有轉圜的餘地了

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那是你媽想要的,而且她出錢

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這個派對禮物根本說不通

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什麼?蘋果加披薩加猶太教星?

86
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- 那樣怎麼會等於米莉安?
- 我不知道

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好可愛哦,老天,我懂,等於米莉安

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另一箱禮物呢?

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我想是在裡面

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嘿

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你會因為蕊貝卡和瓊安
晚點會同時出席緊張嗎?

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不會

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因為她不來了

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- 為什麼不來?
- 她生病了,她說的

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從跟爸媽吃過早午餐後,她就怪怪的

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她當然會怪怪的

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你跟那個小精靈進展太快了

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你們才交往幾個月就談改信猶太教

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我想我有點嚇壞她了,對不對?

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可能吧

101
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聽著,我知道現在討論這種事太早了

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但是事實是

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如果她沒有意願改信猶太教
我們之間就不會有未來

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這件事摩根怎麼想?
她可以接受瓊安換宗教?

105
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我不知道,她們還在吵架

106
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有件事我發誓要保密,但我憋不住了

107
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可是我覺得
如果我說出來很多人會生氣

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- 不,你一定要讓我說
- 不,我不想聽八卦

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惡語傷人

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跟我有關嗎?

111
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如果跟你有關
就會改變你對八卦的看法嗎?

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是嗎?

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- 沒有直接關連,但是...
- 惡語傷人

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我的天,我不知道...

115
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如果你認為
我會幫你架麥克風,你就錯了

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我看起來像要你幫忙嗎?

117
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看起來像我正在自己弄

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- 謝謝
- 不,你可以

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繼續堅持下去
如果你繼續戳,最後就會戳進去

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聽起來好像你才二十幾歲

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- 這是哪裡?
- 告訴我沙夏怎麼會打電話給你?

122
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哦,我來接,手機給我好嗎?

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- 摩根,你做了什麼?
- 沒什麼,手機給我

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- 用擴音機放出來聽
- 手機給我,好,我會,不要這樣

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嗨,沙夏
你幹嘛打給我?我們根本不熟

126
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好,我有事要告訴你,我不習慣守密

127
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但是我需要掙脫這個枷鎖

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- 現在不是時候,所以...
- 蕊貝卡說謊

129
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你這段時間都被誤解了

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她知道你是誰
她只想搞砸諾亞跟瓊安的關係

131
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她說的都不是真的
哦,老天,說出來感覺真好

132
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聽著,我要走了
別告訴艾絲特是我跟你說的

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哇

134
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我的天,你說的是真的

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對

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我錯了

137
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不好意思,你剛說什麼?

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我說你是對的,我錯了

139
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對不起

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對

141
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- 我們沒事了?
- 不好意思,你對我好壞,好嗎?

142
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你說我是想男人想瘋了又可憐的騙子

143
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我知道,但我現在的道歉
就是包括我之前說過的一切

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你要我說什麼?

145
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我要你跪下來求我原諒你

146
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摩根,這件牛仔褲剛洗過
太緊了,我跪不下來

147
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我不管

148
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快點

149
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好,變態,我跪

150
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謝謝你

151
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摩根,我很抱歉

152
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那樣不好,你可以說得更好,再一次

153
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好,聽著,我知道
我們喜歡找彼此麻煩

154
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嗯

155
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但是事實是你是很棒的生意夥伴

156
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你是更棒的姊姊

157
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我知道我們說得不夠,但我愛你

158
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你是我最要好的朋友,永遠都是

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嫁給我

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當然好

161
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還有大家普遍認為你比較漂亮

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不,我才不是,過來,你這個怪胎

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- 我真的很抱歉
- 沒事了

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好,我們來錄節目,好嗎?

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- 沙夏怎麼會有你的手機號碼?
- 那個我們以後再說

166
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好,真正的問題是

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這個賤人蕊貝卡真的想拆散你們?

168
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對,大家都是
他們現在去參加成年禮

169
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那我們幹嘛還在這裡?

170
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,986
各位女士先生

171
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掌聲歡迎這次演出的明星

172
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今晚的女王
我們的成年禮女孩米莉安!

173
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- 過來奶奶這裡
- 你好美哦

174
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你美呆了,我真是以你為榮

175
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美麗的女孩,來!我美麗的...

176
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- 我討厭這件洋裝
- 米莉安!

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你好美,沒事,站起來

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對,米莉安!恭喜
來,親愛的,你好美,米莉安!

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我們幫米莉安把蘋果撿起來
然後跟她一起到舞池

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今晚的派對要開始囉!來吧!

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- 我不敢相信你來了
- 對

182
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- 嗨
- 嗨

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希望你不介意我不請自來
我喜歡有DJ的地方

184
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人越多越好,沒問題
我真的很高興你們兩個和好了

185
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- 對
- 對

186
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你們早點來就能看到
米莉安成年禮的儀式,她好棒

187
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太酷了,我真替她高興

188
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- 知道嗎?那邊有酒吧,所以...
- 對,走吧

189
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怎麼回事?我以為你病了

190
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諾亞,說真的,我是裝的

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什麼?

192
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你?對,我知道

193
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- 你知道?
- 對,當然啦

194
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你把我的咖啡丟掉,你欠我一杯

195
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那杯咖啡是我買的,是你欠我一杯

196
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你為什麼要說謊?

197
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因為...

198
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因為沒有人希望我在這裡,諾亞

199
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不,他們當然希望

200
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我希望你在這裡

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我來了

202
00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:05,022
而且我...

203
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,401
我決定我想成為你世界的一部分

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00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,445
因為我想跟你在一起

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我也做了一個決定

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怎麼樣?

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00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,784
我要改信猶太教

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真的?

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諾亞,為了你我什麼都願意

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但也為你自己,對吧?
因為你想成為猶太教徒

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對,不,當然啦

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因為很重要的是你經過慎重考慮

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對,我做了些功課

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對,而且你決心
踏上這段追求靈性的旅程

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- 諾亞,就接受,好嗎?
- 我會,沒問題

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00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,516
這太叫人興奮了

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- 歡迎加入
- 謝謝

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- 嗨,瓊安
- 哦,嗨

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- 老天,你來了
- 對

220
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你還帶了一個沒有受邀的客人

221
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- 媽?
- 怎麼樣

222
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瓊安做了一個很重大的決定
我想你聽了會非常高興

223
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你要提早走,真遺憾,親愛的,保重

224
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,957
我開玩笑的啦

225
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,794
我真的很風趣

226
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:13,090
我是要說,我們要告訴你的是瓊安...

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- 嗯
- 已經決定...

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嗯

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要改信猶太教

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00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,181
要好好慶祝,你有酒

231
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我去拿香檳,我馬上回來

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沒錯

233
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,731
我哪裡都不去

234
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,738
我想你要找的字眼應該是“恭喜”

235
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,407
對不對?應該是

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(米莉安咬一口大蘋果)

237
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,215
坐上椅子

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什麼?哦!

239
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坐上去

240
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真的?來吧

241
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完美

242
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太好了

243
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嘿,蕊貝卡

244
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嘿,“茱莉”,你以前都沒這麼漂亮

245
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謝謝

246
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,422
你怎麼會來?

247
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,009
因為我受邀
到了之後才受邀,所以...

248
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,761
聽著,你那個愚蠢的小謊言

249
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真的搞砸我跟我妹的關係,所以...

250
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我不知道你在說什麼

251
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好,別跟我鬼扯,好嗎?
沙夏都告訴我了

252
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- 對
- 可惡

253
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哦!對了
《沼澤謀殺案》你看完了嗎?

254
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,194
沒有

255
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,321
太好了,凱亞是兇手,所以...

256
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,161
那是怎麼回事?

257
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,914
你告訴沙夏我騙那個高個子姊姊?

258
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,249
什麼?才沒有

259
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,628
好,我說...

260
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,880
- 我跟他提起
- 我的天!

261
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,758
- 那個蠢蛋做了什麼好事?
- 他告訴她

262
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,595
不,不可能,他根本不認識她

263
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,597
我蠻確定他認識她

264
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米莉安,我們是植物母親的雙胞胎

265
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409
而且冷義大利麵更好吃,我愛你

266
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,640
米莉安,我也愛你

267
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對,而我真的不認識你

268
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,354
但這是我參加過最棒的派對,所以...

269
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,651
你們好好把握尷尬的這幾年,好嗎?

270
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,821
因為你們不要在13歲就達到人生巔峰

271
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656
- 不要
- 要在我們這個年紀達到巔峰

272
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,658
- 23歲!
- 23歲!

273
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,924
好,我們要把步調放慢一點

274
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,343
邀請你們生命中那個特別的人到舞池

275
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- 來吧
- 我?

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對

277
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,599
- 哦,有人來了
- 我可以嗎?

278
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,768
- 哦,當然,請
- 請

279
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,520
嘿,你想跳舞嗎?

280
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,982
哦,好啊,有什麼不好?你厲害

281
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,692
- 哦,哇
- 史都華有一套

282
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好,哇

283
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:07,574
你知道怎麼帶頭,不,高一點,好

284
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,788
我不知道成年禮這麼浪漫

285
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,707
哦,對,我們猶太人充滿驚喜

286
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,043
舉例,你知道

287
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,545
當你改信猶太教
就能選一個新的名字嗎?

288
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,882
你用不著用那個名字
但有個新名字很有趣

289
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,301
花花,我一直想取這個名字

290
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054
我應該先跟你說
不好意思,要是源自希伯來的名字

291
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,806
- 這是唯一的缺點
- 哦

292
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,059
- 好,很讓人期待,我會想想
- 是很讓人期待

293
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,521
我等不及跟你介紹猶太法庭

294
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,191
入浸禮池,學習西喀達

295
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,570
我知道是希伯來語
但你很快就會學會

296
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,488
- 我會?
- 對

297
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658
- 我會學一個全新的語言?
- 我會教你

298
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,576
你會很喜歡

299
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,536
好

300
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,039
不好意思,我並不想說一堆
讓你覺得難以招架,我只是...

301
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,375
我很高興這是你要的

302
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,627
這叫貝沙特

303
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,255
命中注定在一起

304
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,173
對

305
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,510
對

306
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,389
米莉安

307
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,182
米喵喵

308
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,892
小米

309
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,438
我非常以你為榮,今天你是大人了

310
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,273
儘管聽起來很嚇人

311
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,818
其實大部分只是跟取消晚餐有關

312
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,281
但是真正的涵義是
你終於可以自己決定

313
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,741
對與錯

314
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368
我相信你不會輕率做出那些決定

315
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,746
因為那些決定會塑造你的人生

316
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,664
不要有壓力

317
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,213
米莉安,很棒

318
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,508
好,大夥兒,我們要進行祈禱

319
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271
蕊貝卡!

320
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,814
等等

321
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,275
瓊安

322
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:08,945
嗨

323
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,282
怎麼樣?

324
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,200
我...

325
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,287
我可以直說我對你著迷嗎?

326
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,624
就算你說謊,那件事真的讓我很生氣

327
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,585
我通常不會做那種事
我那天心情很不好

328
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
但做壞事的感覺的確很好

329
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,132
我有同感

330
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:38,266
我得承認我對你也有點著迷

331
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,392
真的?

332
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,728
我從來沒想過你會

333
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,146
我上網搜尋你

334
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650
你的現金支付歷史一團亂
那種紀錄真的不應該公開

335
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,944
對,我知道,好

336
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,824
你知道,你跟他一直想要的完全相反

337
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,742
我了解那種新鮮感讓人很興奮

338
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,954
但是我不懂的是
這樣的選擇要怎麼融入他的人生

339
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,498
對...

340
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,503
有點棘手,但...我要改信猶太教

341
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,421
哦,碧娜跟我說了

342
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,881
對,她很高興嗎?

343
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424
- 她樂壞了
- 對

344
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,720
瓊安,這是...很大一步

345
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,806
你知道,跟一個拉比在一起

346
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,017
拉比不只是他的工作,是他的人生

347
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688
- 什麼意思?
- 他代表這個會堂

348
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:28,316
所以你也代表這個會堂
大家會把你當成榜樣

349
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,360
像是好的榜樣?

350
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,071
那樣壓力很大

351
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408
你現在看起來非常害怕

352
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,620
不,應該覺得
那樣的壓力是好事,你知道嗎?

353
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,547
你可能會實現我的夢想
就是成為首席拉比的太太

354
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:52,757
所以

355
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,051
你贏了

356
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,431
希望那是你想要的

357
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,151
哦,史都華,老天!

358
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,736
小子,你厲害,給我

359
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,906
是水哦

360
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,325
很好,我就知道可以信任你

361
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,076
對,你厲害,他媽的抓耙子

362
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,954
- 嗨
- 你說...哦,怎麼樣?

363
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,289
怎麼樣?

364
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,749
- 你走開好嗎?
- 嘿

365
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,543
哦

366
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961
我不喜歡那個小子

367
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339
他信心滿滿,但我不喜歡他

368
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,759
哦,我好愛成年禮
好多免費的東西,你知道?

369
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,676
對

370
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,972
嘿,謝謝你

371
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,683
終於告訴我真相

372
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,894
我妹本來再也不會跟我講話,所以...

373
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,104
沒什麼啦,很高興能幫上忙

374
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
她覺得我們會聯絡很奇怪

375
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,027
我跟你說不奇怪

376
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,740
好,不要再說不奇怪
因為我們都知道有點奇怪

377
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824
好

378
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,494
可能有點奇怪,但我喜歡跟你聊天

379
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536
有那麼糟糕嗎?

380
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,914
不,跟我聊天很有趣

381
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,542
- 看吧,史都華等級的自信
- 給我喝一口好嗎?給我

382
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,506
又沒有酒

383
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,009
對,我跟你說過一百次了
我像麥莉希拉不喝酒但大麻無所謂

384
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,552
哦,所以你現在嗨了?

385
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,805
- 對
- 給我一點好嗎?

386
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,432
- 好,沒問題,老天,乾杯
- 乾杯

387
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,771
(魯蛇二人組)

388
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,484
非弄走那對該死的姊妹不可

389
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,825
米莉安,你在幹嘛?

390
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,410
- 搞...
- 哦,可惡

391
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,121
拜託不要罰我禁足
因為我說幹,我是說可惡

392
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,499
哦,我連在乎的力氣都沒了

393
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,503
你是怎麼回事?

394
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,589
我討厭我的成年禮!
我討厭這個蠢主題!

395
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,383
我討厭這件蠢洋裝!

396
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,051
這根本不是我

397
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:01,970
哦,女兒

398
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,269
說真的,寶貝,我不知道
自己為什麼這麼在乎事情要照規矩

399
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770
似乎沒有人在乎

400
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,274
這個主題不好,你說得對

401
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
這件洋裝醜死了

402
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029
我就知道你不喜歡

403
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,238
我知道

404
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,450
而且我很抱歉沒有早點說什麼

405
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,659
今天是你的大日子

406
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911
我們要解決這件事

407
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415
把該死的剪刀給我,我們要幹嘛?

408
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,666
好耶

409
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,626
- 要不要把我的也剪短?
- 好耶!

410
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,627
來吧

411
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,838
拉比柯恩

412
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,258
我願意

413
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,596
我跟你保證我會成為
這個會堂有史以來最棒的首席拉比

414
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,140
第二棒,我會是第二

415
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,101
不,我不覺得你威脅到我

416
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,729
但是你即將面對很長的程序...

417
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,813
當然,好

418
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,940
...而我無法承諾結果

419
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027
委員會有最後決定權,他們很挑剔

420
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,320
了解

421
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,197
會是你

422
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,032
嗯

423
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,618
誰想得到

424
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:10,538
我當年主持你的成年禮時
有一天會是這樣的結果?

425
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,166
我,我有想到

426
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,753
- 謝謝你
- 好

427
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,796
謝謝你

428
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,381
你很棒

429
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,718
你可以吃我沒吃完的甜點,我想減重

430
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:27,972
我吃了幾個,但這幾個我沒碰

431
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,724
好,知道了

432
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,725
謝謝你

433
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,144
祝好運!

434
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,192
嘿!

435
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,903
- 嗨
- 我還在想你到哪裡去了

436
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239
我有天大的消息要告訴你

437
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,490
- 好
- 好

438
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,784
好

439
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,038
我即將成為新的首席拉比

440
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,416
哦,我的天!

441
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,127
諾亞,太棒了!

442
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962
謝謝你

443
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,171
這是你應得的!

444
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,757
謝謝你

445
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,094
- 你沒事?
- 對

446
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,011
是嗎?

447
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:14,394
我要跟你說一件事
我想告訴你,只是很難說出口

448
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,979
我愛你

449
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,192
你搶了我的台詞

450
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,152
不好意思

451
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,612
我也愛你

452
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,866
- 但是...
- 什麼?沒有但是

453
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:31,286
但是...因為我愛你

454
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,955
我無法改信猶太教

455
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:40,170
我還沒準備好
我好希望自己準備好了

456
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,129
好

457
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,215
但是如果我說實話

458
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,011
我只是為了你才改信猶太教

459
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,556
猶太教有好多美麗的事物

460
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,685
而...我還沒到那個地步

461
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,564
而且我...我不知道是否能到那個地步

462
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,482
好

463
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,818
好,我們慢慢來

464
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,695
我們可以想辦法解決

465
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,491
怎麼解決?諾亞,怎麼解決?

466
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,828
告訴我如果我不改信猶太教
這件事要如何解決

467
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,001
我不知道

468
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,003
沒錯

469
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,632
我現在了解問題出在哪裡了

470
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:33,473
你希望我做我無法承諾做得到的事

471
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,976
如果我有一點動搖

472
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,853
你的人生就毀了

473
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,189
那樣...

474
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,944
那對你並不公平

475
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,616
你才跟我說你愛我,你要說什麼?

476
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,909
我...

477
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,287
我要說再見

478
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,498
- 不,瓊安,我不...
- 諾亞

479
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,292
- 我不想失去你
- 你不能兩個都要

480
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,965
我永遠不會要你選擇

481
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,973
我走了之後不要追上來,好嗎?

482
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,351
只會讓分手更難

483
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174
- 你也聽說了?
- 太棒了

484
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,426
我猜大家...

485
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:54,679
太好了

486
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:18,077
看看你?成了風雲人物,當上老大了

487
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,707
聽著,我跟柯恩談過了
他說一切都很順利

488
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,918
你覺得呢?感覺怎麼樣?

489
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,506
- 感覺如何?
- 我不知道感覺如何

490
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,176
也許還沒有真正感受到衝擊

491
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,802
你在說什麼?

492
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,805
這是你一輩子想要的,你在說什麼?

493
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,641
- 我知道
- 拜託

494
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,101
哦,我的天!

495
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,562
- 是誰弄成這樣?
- 是我啦

496
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:48,608
- 伊蘭,你過來
- 我們有狀況,好,你沒事?

497
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,026
好,過來

498
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,278
我愛這個孩子

499
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,488
哦,我的天

500
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:08,354
(米莉安成年禮接駁車)

501
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,333
錯過接駁車

502
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:30,960
得用跑的

503
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,422
我跟你說不要跟著我

504
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,133
但是你不是真心的

505
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,428
那要怎麼做才可行?

506
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,181
你說得對

507
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,974
我不能兩個都要

508
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:59,131
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