1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,299 and this guy... -Raaah! 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,762 -...is my best friend. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,555 -And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here... 4 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,265 -[ Laughs ] 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,635 -...is someone who calls me their best friend. 6 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,270 -Take it from us, 7 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,439 there’s nothing that besties do better... 8 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,939 -Than pranking each other. 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:27,151 Oh! -[ Laughs ] 10 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,278 -We’ve been doing it for years. 11 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:31,406 -I sent Kev a llama on his birthday. 12 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,736 -That you did. It was very funny. 13 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,451 I got my revenge, though. 14 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,161 I put Nick’s personal cell phone number on billboards 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,451 all across America. 16 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,207 -That literally blew up my phone. 17 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,207 Thanks, Kev. 18 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:45,459 And whether it’s me putting me all over Kevin’s private jet... 19 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,089 -Tell Nick I said [bleep] him. 20 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,258 ...or me delivering a condom vending machine 21 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,088 directly to Mr. Fertility’s office... 22 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,303 -...there’s one thing we’ve definitely learned. 23 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,472 -You do not know how to use condoms. 24 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,391 -No. That might be true, but that’s not it. 25 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,518 Nothing brings friends closer together 26 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,518 than a good prank done well. 27 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,107 -And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"... 28 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,317 -Dear God. 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,397 -...the show where we help our famous friends... 30 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,071 [ Horn blows ] 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,657 ...pull off some of the most elaborate... 32 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,117 -Oh [bleep] -...unexpected... 33 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,122 ...adrenaline-pumping... 34 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,331 -Oh [bleep] 35 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,081 -...and eye-opening pranks. 36 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,711 [ Laughter ] 37 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:29,131 -Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity 38 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,671 to engage in a prank war. 39 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,384 -That is where the slime is gonna come from. 40 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,386 -Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good. 41 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,966 -He wanted to prank me? -What?! 42 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,682 -After team one pulls their prank... 43 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,392 Let’s get it! 44 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:43,270 ...the other team has to get their revenge. 45 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,810 -I need retribution. 46 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,609 [ Both laugh ] 47 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,189 -Be prepared, because when the first prank hits... 48 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,113 -Get it, get it, get it! 49 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,490 Yeah! 50 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,075 Oh! 51 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,325 ...this... 52 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,537 -...means... 53 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,955 -...war. 54 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,705 -[Bleep] 55 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,288 -I got your ass trying to get me. 56 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,379 -"Celebrity Prank Wars"... -...starts now. 57 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:14,379 ♪ 58 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:19,389 ♪ 59 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,016 -Yo, yo. What up? I am Nick Cannon. 60 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,676 -And I am the Kevin Hart. 61 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,227 -Why you got to put a "the" in front of yourself? 62 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,647 You always, like -- Just say your regular name. 63 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,307 -You didn’t think of it. That’s your fault. 64 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,233 You had an idea and an opportunity 65 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:33,193 to give yourself an intro, and you chose that route. 66 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,030 I said "the." I am "the." 67 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,490 -Anyway, this is "Celebrity Prank Wars," 68 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,531 and this is our war room. 69 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,788 -This is. This is our war room. This is where it all goes down. 70 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,578 Everything happens in here. 71 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,331 -It looks a little like another one of your shows. 72 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,002 -Nick, you know, what you need to do is mind your business. 73 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,171 -Okay. -Okay? Mind your business. 74 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,506 -I’m trying. -Here’s a question for you. 75 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,546 Why did we create the show? -Because I hate you. 76 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:58,219 -Okay. Well, outside of your significant level of hate 77 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,806 for me, what would be another reason? 78 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,596 -Well, I think everyone loves a good prank. 79 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,227 And people know our relationship, 80 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,437 and we’re giving our other friends 81 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,106 an opportunity to prank each other as well. 82 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,016 But, you know, I think I’m the prank king. 83 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,359 I’ve said it. Everyone knows it. 84 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,027 That is -- "Nick Cannon, the prank king" 85 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,607 is the statement, 86 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,447 and I’m just letting y’all know. What? 87 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,277 -No. No, no, no, no, no. 88 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,992 -I’m the king. -Prank king you are not. 89 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,371 -So who’s gonna go first in this war? 90 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,997 -You can’t say who’s gonna go first. 91 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,287 It’s got to be a surprise. 92 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,667 Why would we say who’s gonna go first? 93 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,537 It should be a surprise to both them. 94 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,837 -Alright, because that’s what pranking is all about. 95 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,547 The element of surprise. 96 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,507 So whoever is more clever will get the upper hand. 97 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,297 -That is true, which is why it’s normally me. 98 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,801 -You always got to have the last word. 99 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:43,390 -This is "Prank Wars" and I am the Kevin Hart. 100 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,430 -I’m sorry. 101 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,562 Okay, so my love of pranks, 102 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,900 honestly, I feel like I am the king of pranks. 103 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,610 So I’m secretly meeting 104 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,279 with one of Kevin’s producers at his company, 105 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,279 HartBeat, to come up with a plan. 106 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,200 Dave is also a producer on "Celebrity Prank Wars," 107 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,328 so technically, he has to help me out. 108 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:09,166 Alright. I got to set the bar. 109 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,496 -Yeah. -You know what I mean? 110 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,750 I started this prank ish. 111 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,422 Obviously, we already know 112 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,258 how Kev feels about animals. 113 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,298 [ Woman laughing ] 114 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,847 -I’m supposed to walk it? 115 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,515 What am I supposed to do with this [bleep] llama? 116 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,805 Nick Cannon. 117 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,058 Boy, you stupid mother[bleep] 118 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,060 I’ve got something for your ass. 119 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,356 -I think I want to keep that thing going. 120 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,856 Obviously showing nothing but love 121 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,278 and respect for the animal kingdom. 122 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,238 I want at the end of the show, we can put... 123 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,872 So I feel like something in that space. 124 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,249 -So more than one animal? 125 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,579 -Definitely more than one. 126 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,710 I think I’ve done the one-animal thing. 127 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,460 I’ve done the llama. 128 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,798 -I can call a couple of animal wranglers. 129 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,378 We can start there. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 130 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,886 -And then I’ll get you some options 131 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,846 about what kind of animals that you might like 132 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,636 and maybe escalate them. 133 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,226 -Perfect. And then we got to worry about getting him here. 134 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,346 We got to get his team locked in on it. 135 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,396 You work on getting the animal wranglers. 136 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,565 I’m-a call HartBeat headquarters 137 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,815 and talk to Lanna. -Okay. 138 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,897 [ Line ringing ] 139 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,401 -This is Lanna. -Lanna, what’s up? 140 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,863 This is Nick Cannon, the prank king. 141 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,407 I need your help because, you know, we’re trying to get 142 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,327 the boss man, but I need his schedule. 143 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,697 I need some time when he’s coming to 144 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,413 the HartBeat office. Can you hook me up with that? 145 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,542 -Yes. Let me check. 146 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,752 -You know, it’s like, easy. Thank you. 147 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,879 [ Laughs ] I like you, Lanna. 148 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,798 You deserve a raise. 149 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:43,088 -It looks like he’s going to be at the HartBeat Studios 150 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,637 in two days filming a promo shoot. 151 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,467 -Okay. 152 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,099 -Scheduled to arrive at 10:00 in the morning. 153 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,689 -Perfect. He’s not gonna expect none of this. 154 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,518 I’ve got a time and a place to launch my attack. 155 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,111 He’s got to be at a shoot at his very own studio, 156 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,611 so he won’t suspect a thing. 157 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,908 Now we just got to line up the talent, the four-legged variety. 158 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:11,746 ♪ 159 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,616 -Nick? -Yes. 160 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,626 -I’ve got the animal wrangler. -Oh, nice. 161 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,746 -Hey. Hey, Jenn, this is Nick, the prank king. 162 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,298 -Good to see you. 163 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,966 Alright, my prank concept is simple. 164 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,546 I want to secretly place wild animals in Kevin’s office. 165 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,471 This should be fun. I mean, obviously, 166 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,558 we want to show love and respect to all of the animals, 167 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,268 but I want to see what you’ve got in your arsenal. 168 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,897 -Alright. Take a look at this. 169 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,397 -Okay. 170 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,318 I see where you’re going with it, but bigger. 171 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,818 -How about this one? 172 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,529 -I mean, I need something 173 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,319 that’s, like, as soon as he sees it, 174 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,366 it just scares the [bleep] out of him. 175 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,576 - So what about this one? 176 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,827 -Oh! I need that. 177 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:58,290 -God. Okay, so bring that for sure. 178 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,670 -Yeah. [ Laughs ] -Alright. Awesome. 179 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,670 Thank you, Nick. -No doubt. 180 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,671 -Alright, so... 181 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,675 -Alright, now, the reason why I want to prank Kevin Hart 182 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,505 is because he’s just so irritating to so many. 183 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,889 And since his assistant is helping us out, 184 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,349 he’s not gonna see this one coming. 185 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:18,855 ♪ 186 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:22,525 Hell yeah. It is prank day, y’all. 187 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,855 Hey, and I got to make sure that my team has everything together, 188 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,362 everything is right. 189 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,865 First, I’m using Kevin’s busy schedule 190 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,365 to my advantage, yep, 191 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,198 because it’s all going to take place 192 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,246 at Kev’s HartBeat offices. 193 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,326 This is where he does everything, 194 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,377 and he’s scheduled to be there for a promo shoot. 195 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,957 Second, we have hired an animal wrangler 196 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,507 to bring an array of wild animals 197 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,467 that we will strategically place in front of Kevin, 198 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,637 just have them just wandering past his ass. 199 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,015 And then third, we hide a bunch of cameras 200 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,345 so we can watch Kevin freak the [bleep] out. 201 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:02,399 ♪ 202 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,609 Oh, it’s a beautiful day in prankhood, baby. 203 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,899 Look alive. The prank king is in the building! Yes! 204 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,240 It looks expensive. I’m excited, 205 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,780 but I’m a little nervous because I’m not gonna lie. 206 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,202 I just got word Kevin is, like, 30 minutes out. 207 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,702 He’s gonna be early. Imagine that. 208 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:20,041 So is the actor ready? I need my guy. He’s in here? 209 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,751 -Hi. -Hey, what’s up, man? 210 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,922 Alright, so we’re pulling out all the stops to get Kev good. 211 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,216 Now, I even hired an actor to play 212 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,426 the producer of his promo shoot. 213 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,426 So, like, even, like, we’ll start, 214 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,218 obviously, you know, this is his hair and makeup area. 215 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,349 -Great. He’s stuck. -He’s sitting right here, 216 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,768 you know, boom, set up everything, 217 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,437 you’re telling him -- 218 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,307 you’re kind of giving him the rundown of his day. 219 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,232 -Got it. -And then, you know -- 220 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,776 [ Porcupine chitters ] On cue. 221 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,436 On cue. 222 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,904 -That’s, like, a porcupine. 223 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,990 -He’s gonna lose his [bleep] 224 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,570 Coming up... 225 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,076 -I’m telling you right now, I got no problem 226 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,076 with punching somebody in the face. 227 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,038 If something jumps out. -[ Laughs ] 228 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,416 -What the [bleep] 229 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,496 [ Animal growls ] 230 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,750 Oh, dude -- Oh. 231 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,592 [Bleep] [bleep] 232 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,301 -Mr. Har 233 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,556 Now, he thinks that he’s gonna be there 234 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,846 for a promo shoot. 235 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,726 -We are rolling, rolling. 236 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,266 -Now I got to take full advantage of the situation. 237 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,480 -Joel’s walking up. 238 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,649 -With Kevin falling right into my trap, 239 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,778 it’s time for me and my team to sit back and see what happens 240 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,068 when my little friend comes face to face with his biggest fears. 241 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,448 Yeah, yeah, here he comes. Alright. Shh. 242 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,416 -Oh, Mr. Hart. -Hey. How are you? 243 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,876 -I’m alright, man? How are you? 244 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,626 -[ Laughs ] 245 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,296 He scared him right there. 246 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,456 "Who is this random white man in my office?" 247 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,883 [ Laughs ] 248 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,883 -I’ll get you all mic’d. Here we go. 249 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,595 Where’d you come from? You live here in the neighborhood, 250 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,805 in the area? 251 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:58,886 -Not far? -No. 252 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,640 Clip it right here. 253 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,477 -Alright. -Mm, mm, good. 254 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,347 -Are the stages always this busy? 255 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,064 This is your thing, right? HartBeat? 256 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,610 -I hope so. Check, check. One, two, three. 257 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,780 Good? -Do us a favor. 258 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,570 I don’t want to bring Kevin on until we know they’re ready. 259 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,492 Because they’ve already been waiting. 260 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,369 So just check and then let me know when we’re good to go 261 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,619 and we’ll chill in here and be comfortable. 262 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,330 So are these stages usually this busy? 263 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,791 Feels like there’s a lot going on, 264 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,626 everywhere I turn. 265 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,586 -Not daily. I mean, we got a lot of our productions, 266 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,876 a lot of my productions that are going on, but... 267 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,631 -Watch it. 268 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,552 -Oh, like, do rental? 269 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,720 -Oh [bleep] -Oh, here we go. 270 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,430 Oh, God. 271 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,767 -[ Laughs ] 272 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,436 -Oh. Oh, God. What is that? 273 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,936 -Uh, is this one of yours? 274 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,938 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 275 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,440 That must be from the animal show next door. 276 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,778 Uh, Jenn? Hey, Jenn? 277 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,656 -Uh... 278 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,066 Don’t pick it up. 279 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,659 Oh, God. What is that? A porcupine? 280 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,369 -This is from the other set. -Is that a porcupine? 281 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,908 Is that a porcupine? 282 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,913 [ Porcupine chitters ] 283 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,709 Oh, that son of a bitch. 284 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,829 Oh, he’s got... 285 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,795 -Maybe... 286 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,705 Hey, let’s go to the kitchen and get away from this space. 287 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,799 -I ain’t going in there. 288 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,799 -I don’t want to be around this. 289 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,926 -Yeah. -Come on, man. 290 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,796 Let’s get out of here. 291 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,803 I want to make sure they’ve got this locked down. 292 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,639 -Yeah, I bet you do. 293 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,099 Yeah, I ain’t going out there. -No, let’s just go. 294 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,640 -There’s, like, a tiger or something back there, ain’t it? 295 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,893 -No, look. It’s nothing. 296 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,605 -Yeah. I don’t trust it. 297 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,814 You probably are comfortable around these things. 298 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,650 I’m not. [ Hissing ] 299 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,940 -[ Laughs ] 300 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,614 -I’m going to the next door. -Oh [bleep] 301 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,948 -Here’s my voice. I’m opening the door. 302 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,408 -This is my nightmare. -Look out the window. 303 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,868 There’s nothing out the door. 304 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,829 -Oh. Oh, God. -Watch. 305 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:46,956 -Look, there’s nothing in the hallway. 306 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,496 We’re just going down the hallway. 307 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,789 -Oh, Nick, you mother[bleep] 308 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,792 -Henry. It’s Henry. 309 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,629 -Yeah, I bet it is. 310 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,838 -Yeah, let’s go, man. Let’s go to the kitchen. 311 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,798 I’ll walk ahead of you. Let’s go. 312 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,339 [ Laughter ] 313 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,639 -Nothing. Clear. 314 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,806 Clear. 315 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,806 -Oh, they got me. 316 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,518 -Oh, he’s so scared. 317 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,769 -You want me to sit in the chair first to prove it? 318 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,402 -Alright. 319 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,652 Oh. 320 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,821 -Here you go, man. Just chill here. 321 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,657 You can look at... 322 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,447 -There’s a bunch of [bleep] hidden around here, too. 323 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,619 I’m telling you right now, Henry. 324 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,909 I got no problem with punching somebody in the face. 325 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,500 If something jump out -- Get this food out of here. 326 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,418 Get the food stuff out of here, Henry. 327 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,005 Get it out of here. Take that somewhere else. 328 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,335 [ Hissing ] 329 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,342 Oh, he got me good. 330 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,846 -I’m looking for this file of actors for you to look at. 331 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,136 -I bet you are. 332 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,559 -It’s not coming up. Let me find it. 333 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,389 [ Stool clanging ] 334 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,026 I’m gonna get the other iPad. 335 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,526 I don’t know why this isn’t working. 336 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,028 Hang out. Just sit. 337 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,529 I’ll be right back. I’ll be right back. 338 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,200 Just sit. Just sit, Kevin. 339 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,870 -Oh, y’all mother[bleep] got me good. 340 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,870 Henry, don’t bring an animal out here 341 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,457 I don’t agree with. 342 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,667 I promise you, I’m-a throw something at it. 343 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,840 -[ Laughs ] 344 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:24,679 ♪ 345 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,179 -Stay up. Keep your guard heavy. 346 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,848 -What the [bleep] 347 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,403 -Oh, you -- Oh, you got to be [bleep]-ing [bleep]-ing me. 348 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,858 -Yeah, keep your guard heavy. 349 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,907 -What the [bleep] 350 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,907 -Oh, you -- Oh, you got to be [bleep]-ing [bleep]-ing me. 351 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,245 [ Ostrich chirping ] 352 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,205 You got to be [bleep] me, Henry. 353 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,665 [ Laughter ] 354 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,586 -Maybe not in here. -Come on, man. Come on. 355 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,296 What the [bleep] 356 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,965 Come on, man. And they spit. Don’t they spit? 357 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,965 -I mean, I don’t know. I don’t know if they spit. 358 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,257 -Here we go. This is the bull[bleep] 359 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,221 This is the bull-- Give me a [bleep] -- 360 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,099 ’Cause y’all gonna play. -Weapon? 361 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,679 -He about to lose his [bleep] 362 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,312 [ Laughs ] 363 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,772 -No. [ Laughs ] Whoa. No. 364 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,149 -Let one of these things come in here 365 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,189 and get a little too active. 366 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,192 Let one of these animals come in here 367 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,614 and get too active. Y’all hear that? 368 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,240 -[ Laughs ] Kevin, you can’t kill the animal. 369 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,280 -Let one of these [bleep] come in here. 370 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,244 It’s gonna be "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." 371 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,788 You hear me? [ Glass shatters ] 372 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,788 Here we go. Look, look, look, look. 373 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,999 [ Ostrich chirps ] Hey. Hey. Hey. 374 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,999 -No, no, no. Come on now. Not again. 375 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,290 [ Ostrich roars ] -Hey. 376 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,213 -[ Laughs ] 377 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,839 -Stay your ass back. Stay -- Hey! 378 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,967 -Guys, can we please -- -Get your ass back! 379 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,637 You take that. Get out of here. 380 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,556 You better get. Get your ass out of here. 381 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,096 Get! 382 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,726 -When it goes around the corner, we got to run. 383 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,146 -It about to [bleep] fly. The wings go up, it’s a wrap. 384 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,686 Get to your ass out of here. I said get! 385 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,900 Get out of here! 386 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,610 [ Ostrich chirps ] 387 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,320 Get! -Not the -- 388 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,656 -Get out of here before I hit you now! 389 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,906 I got a good aim. I’ll give you a head shot. 390 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,867 Get your ass out of here. 391 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,827 Henry, let someone else come in, I swear to God, it’s over. 392 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,038 -I want to get out of here. -Yeah, I bet you do. 393 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,618 Y’all play with me what you want. 394 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,208 -Alright. I’m gonna block the hallway. 395 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,248 -Nick, you son of a bitch. 396 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,920 -We’re going down the hallway, Kevin. 397 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,670 You got to go with me, man. -I’m not going nowhere. 398 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,048 -You got to go with me. -I’m not going nowhere. 399 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,588 -We’re a team. -Henry, you gonna get cut first. 400 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,009 -I’ll go first. 401 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,969 -No, I said you gonna get cut first. 402 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,848 -Nick’s ready to talk to you. 403 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,015 -Tell Nick I said [bleep] him. 404 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,765 -[ Laughs ] 405 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,267 -I don’t think I’m supposed to tell him that. 406 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,349 -Yeah, you tell Nick I said [bleep] him. 407 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,022 -I’m pretty low on the call sheet, man. 408 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,566 -No, no. I know what’s going on around here. 409 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,186 It’s all making sense now. I got something for you. 410 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,862 You just hold on. 411 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,612 [ FaceTime ringing ] 412 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,868 -[ Laughs ] It’s a video. Should I answer it? 413 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,698 -All of a sudden, you don’t get no reception, huh, Nick? 414 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,913 Okay. 415 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,956 [ FaceTime call picks up ] 416 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,576 -Yo, what up? 417 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,668 -Where you at? 418 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,998 [ Both laugh ] 419 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:06,007 Where the [bleep] you at? 420 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,627 Where you at, Nick? 421 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,887 Hey, listen. Listen to me. 422 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,718 Tell me if you want to, Nick. I swear to God. 423 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,559 I’m gonna stab the [bleep] out of one of these animals 424 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,728 in here. I’m not playing with you, man. 425 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,897 If any of these animals get active in here, 426 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,227 I’m telling you right now, their blood is on your hands. 427 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,732 You hear me? Okay? 428 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,570 So I’m gonna go and follow this man down here. 429 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,820 If anything jump out crazy, bye-bye. 430 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,408 -Just calm down, Kevin. 431 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,738 Calm down. -Where are you at? 432 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,121 Oh, he hung up. 433 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,415 -Alright, come on, Kevin. Let’s get down there, bud. 434 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,075 This is clear. 435 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,712 Any chance I could trade you the stool for the knife? 436 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,962 -No. No. -Alright. 437 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,089 I don’t want you to cut yourself. 438 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,716 -Yeah. I’m not gonna cut myself. 439 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,086 This’ll show you I’m not playing. 440 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,892 -I get you. Alright, here we go. 441 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,270 Clear. 442 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,691 -[ Laughs ] 443 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,695 -I’m scared, for real. -Ah! 444 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,235 ♪ 445 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,162 -Let’s keep going. I don’t like this space. 446 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120 -Let’s just chill for him here. 447 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,416 -Get where the [bleep] corner is. 448 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,126 [ Hissing ] 449 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,337 Y’all got me [bleep] up. 450 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,798 There’s no comedy in this. I’m being serious. 451 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,467 [ Laughter ] 452 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,297 Y’all don’t have real control over these animals. 453 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,096 -[ Hissing ] 454 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,966 -Something up. Here we go. 455 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:37,932 -Alright. I’ll be right back. 456 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,432 [ Alligator growling ] 457 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,811 -What the [bleep] is that? 458 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,271 [ Laughing ] 459 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,820 Oh, my God. 460 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,407 Oh, y’all got to be [bleep] me. 461 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,487 Y’all got to be [bleep] What the [bleep] is this? 462 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,829 Yo. 463 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,869 Come get it. 464 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,666 Come [bleep] get it! 465 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,786 Y’all better act like I’m a billion dollar movie star! 466 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,045 [ Laughter ] 467 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,165 They got to come get him. 468 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,925 -Here they come. We’re alright. We’re okay. 469 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,795 -Oh, my God. That’s how many of y’all 470 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,681 it takes to go -- Oh! Oh! 471 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,017 Oh! Oh! 472 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,267 Go, go, go, go! Out. 473 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,769 [ Alligator growls ] 474 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,148 Oh! 475 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,858 Hey, Nick. 476 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,028 Hand on a Bible, Nick, I’m gonna [bleep] you up. 477 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,778 You owe me a free one. 478 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,366 Hey, Nick. 479 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,826 Ah! Oh! 480 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,036 [ Both laugh ] 481 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,408 Hey, Nick. Listen to me. Hey, listen to me. 482 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:48,377 -Kevin, put the knife down, man. 483 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,877 -We got other [bleep] here. It ain’t over. 484 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,965 I’m not falling for this. -No, Kevin. I promise. 485 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,795 I got this certificate. Yeah, I bet it is. Yeah. 486 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,761 -Give me the knife. -No. Not until I’m in my car. 487 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,140 Nick, whatever else you got, bring it out now. 488 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,850 -I don’t have nothing else. -I’m not moving nowhere. 489 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,101 -I wouldn’t have came in here if there’s more [bleep] 490 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,771 that was gonna come out. 491 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,356 -Unless this is a part of the prank. 492 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,936 -Yo, you know what -- The topping, icing -- 493 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,319 -Yeah? -Those are your animals now. 494 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,359 -No, you’re not -- I’m not stupid, Nick. 495 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,740 -You got the porcupine, the ostrich... 496 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,280 -Yeah. 497 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,202 -...and the alligator going to your house. 498 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,079 -I’m a betting man, 499 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,119 and as a betting man, I know it ain’t done. 500 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,957 -It’s done. -No [bleep] you. 501 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,287 -No, those are your animals now. 502 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,086 -I bet it ain’t done. -Put the knife down. 503 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,126 -I’m not putting no knife down. -Put the knife down. 504 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,959 -Bring it out, Nick. -Prank king here, Kevin. 505 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,009 Little man Hart, letting you know, baby. 506 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,386 You don’t want none of this smoke. 507 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,966 -And I tell you what, whatever it is back there, 508 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,510 all the trainers left. 509 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,182 So ain’t nobody back here 510 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,892 to handle whatever the [bleep] back there. 511 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,769 -Henry knows there’s nothing else. 512 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,897 That’s it. Look. 513 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,187 -Get that [bleep] certificate away from me. 514 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,776 Say you swear to God, it’s over. 515 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,896 -I swear to God, it’s over. 516 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,113 I am the prank king. 517 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,948 Look at his reaction. 518 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,408 -Oh, you -- Oh, you got to be [bleep]-ing [bleep]-ing me. 519 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,199 -It doesn’t get any better than this. 520 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,412 -Hey! Oh! Oh! 521 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,374 Oh! 522 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,335 Okay, you got people in here with real ostriches, 523 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,335 a porcu-[bleep]-pine? 524 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,377 By the way, they shoot their [bleep] at you. 525 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,552 Y’all act like they don’t shoot their [bleep] 526 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,138 A porcupine ejects their [bleep] 527 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:26,058 Okay. Prank’s over when I got a [bleep] porcupine on my neck. 528 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,185 -I’m in my bag right now, okay? 529 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,055 My prank bag is heavy. 530 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,397 It’s over. 531 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,767 -No, you got a tiger or some [bleep] 532 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,153 There’s, like, a tiger or some [bleep] 533 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,863 Alright. Well, you got me. Then go to credits. 534 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,197 Say, "Roll credit." -Roll credit. 535 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,325 I got him. Prank King Nick Cannon. 536 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,575 Here, take your certificate, Kevin Darnell. 537 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,578 [ Laughs ] 538 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,458 Kevin, you are now the proud owner of three exotic animals. 539 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,498 It’s a conservation thing. You now have to take care 540 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,130 of those animals for the rest of their lives. 541 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,256 -Alright, alright. 542 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,006 -Prank wars never ends. 543 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,926 It’s ongoing for the rest of our lives. 544 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,466 I’m gonna prank Kevin when he’s in his casket. 545 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,181 It’s gonna happen. 546 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,350 [ Laughs ] He will cut somebody. 547 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,186 Kevin, the prank is over. 548 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,056 It’s over. -Kevin Hart, everybody. 549 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,522 -Kevin Hart, ladies and gentlemen. 550 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,858 [ Cheers and applause ] 551 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,438 Give me the knife! 552 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,197 -Well, Nick just took the idea of prank wars 553 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,527 to a new level by doing what I absolutely fear. 554 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,244 Oh, I got something big for you. 555 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,831 [ Laughs ] 556 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,209 Yeah. [ Laughs ] 557 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,539 Yeah. 558 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,587 Now we’re pranking back. 559 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,207 -What do you need? -I need an audience. 560 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,382 Boom! Pow! -I know something is happening. 561 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,968 [ Cheers and applause ] 562 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,388 -Nick Cannon! 563 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,396 -I know you still mad. 564 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,186 It doesn’t matter because it was hilarious. 565 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,940 First of all, top three moments -- 566 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,442 porcupine -- 567 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,237 because you was already in Kevin Hart mode. 568 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,947 You was like, "I don’t want to be here. 569 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,527 I want to go home. I’m famous and rich and all that." 570 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,117 And then you saw a porcupine 571 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,786 and your whole mood changed. 572 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,496 -Let me tell you something. What you don’t do is 573 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,036 respect the boundaries that pranks are supposed to have. 574 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,376 -There’s no boundaries when it comes to pranking. 575 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,206 -There’s supposed to be. -I’m the prank king. 576 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,546 -And stop calling yourself the prank king. 577 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,546 You’re not the prank king. -The world calls me... 578 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,548 -No, the world does not call you the prank king. Alright? 579 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:27,346 Bringing animals that are not trained into my workspace 580 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,266 to get a reaction out of me is stupid. 581 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,806 -Anyways, your ass was scared. 582 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,185 -I was scared. I was scared. 583 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,435 Bringing an ostrich in that’s high stepping, 584 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,147 an ostrich from a Goddamn marching band. 585 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,017 -That ostrich did not like you. -[ Chirps ] 586 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,527 -The ostrich was obviously on the front line. 587 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,147 I’ve never seen an ostrich take higher steps in my life, 588 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,282 and it better be lucky I didn’t shank him, 589 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,449 because that almost went down. 590 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,368 -Now, we didn’t expect that. 591 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,037 PETA was almost alerted when you pulled the knife out. 592 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,455 Production got nervous. 593 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,365 -By the way, PETA would have had to understand. 594 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,334 They would have had to understand that one. 595 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,004 That would have taken me and my career. 596 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,047 "Kevin killed the ostrich. 597 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,167 He stabbed the ostrich." 598 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,385 You know, it’s all fun and games, Nick. Laugh now. 599 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,215 I love it because you give me time to conjure up 600 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,389 what I want to do in return. 601 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,389 And I promise you, I promise you, Nick, 602 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,519 when I come, I’m gonna come correct. You better believe it. 603 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:19,939 Trust me. Trust me when I tell you I will hit Nick 604 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,400 where it hurts. [ Laughs evilly ] 605 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,070 Guys, make my laugh better in post. 606 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,325 Alright, listen, after Nick’s completely reckless, 607 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,497 life-threatening stunt, 608 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,867 I got two things on my mind. 609 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,667 First thing -- is the prank over? 610 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,037 Hmm? Are there any more animals that’s gonna jump out at me? 611 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,130 And two -- revenge. 612 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,380 I know good revenge takes patience. 613 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,592 Right now, I’m losing it. I’m losing my patience. 614 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,387 But I’ve got to calm down. What I got to do is plan. 615 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,137 Okay? So here’s what I’m gonna do. 616 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,429 I’m gonna meet up with my two-timing producer Dave 617 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,228 to get the ball rolling. 618 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,558 I want to pull off a game-show idea. 619 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,233 This game show isn’t like your traditional game show. 620 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,693 It’s one that Nick isn’t gonna know about. 621 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,405 -Alright, so we’re talking -- You want audience? 622 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,695 -I need an audience. -Okay. 623 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,699 I can build a stage. 624 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,201 -Subtle. -A subtle stage. 625 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:19,249 -I’m more concerned with my contestants. 626 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,418 I need the kind that Nick like. 627 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,498 -Ah. 628 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,085 So that would be... 629 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,381 -We need women that want to have Nick’s baby. 630 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,594 -That’s a bit -- Yep. 631 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,471 -Now we’re pranking back. -Yeah. 632 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,056 -Alright. Now, here’s what I’m-a do. 633 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,426 See, I’m-a level up. 634 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,892 I’m gonna get a little cerebral with it. 635 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,561 Did I say that word right? Cerebral. Cerebral. 636 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,311 God damn it, guys. I told you, 637 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,063 don’t give me words like that when I’m mad, 638 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,358 because it makes me look stupid 639 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,898 if I don’t pronounce it correctly. 640 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,361 But I think I know what it means. 641 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,238 I’m gonna get a little cerebral with it. 642 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,318 See, I’m-a hit Nick where it hurts. 643 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,242 I’m-a hit him with his own personal kryptonite, 644 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:56,078 his unrivaled prowess as a baby maker. 645 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,578 Yeah, Mr. Can’t-Keep-Your- [Bleep]-In-Your-Pants. 646 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,291 [ Laughs ] 647 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,501 I got some heat coming your way. 648 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:09,086 Alright. So I had Dave set me up with a guy named Chad. 649 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,759 He’s one of Hollywood’s best set designers. 650 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,469 I want him to help me design the most embarrassing 651 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:17,140 game show that Nick Cannon could ever dream up. 652 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,600 There he is. 653 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,350 What up, Chad? How are you, man? 654 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,102 Good to see you. 655 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,439 So, look, just a quick conversation 656 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:26,269 about what I want this to be. 657 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,652 When he walks out, the live audience, 658 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,488 the reaction, just like any introduction, 659 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,657 when you going on a game show, like -- 660 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,325 [ Imitating audience cheering ] 661 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,195 It’s crazy. So let’s have that reaction, 662 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:42,373 because then that pushes him to like... 663 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,625 "What the [bleep] What is happening? 664 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,955 What’s going on?" 665 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,461 More confusion as to what this is. 666 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,173 "Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you’re thinking 667 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,299 the same thing I’m thinking. 668 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,968 What’s the name of the show?" 669 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,508 And then that’s when you hit the effect, 670 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:59,223 title of the show comes up, 671 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,476 sparklers, fireworks, whatever. 672 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,306 All the bells and whistles that we got. 673 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,189 Boom, pow, pip, pap, pap, pap. 674 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:09,479 And I can look at Nick, like, almost Oprah-like. 675 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,487 Alright? Yeah. "That’s right, Nick. 676 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,487 You know what we’re playing. You want to play. 677 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,449 I want to play. Let’s meet our contestants." 678 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,160 Alright? -I got you. 679 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,410 -Alright, Chad. This is why you get paid the big bucks. 680 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,082 Okay? Alright. This is big. 681 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,622 -It’s good. -Alright, it’s go time. 682 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:31,423 ♪ 683 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:35,093 -Kevin. -God damn it, Chad. What do -- 684 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,678 -Three things, real quick. 685 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,098 Did some recon, did a little bit of work. 686 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,226 Number one, we figured out a dramatic way to reveal the sign. 687 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,096 -Give it to me. Give it to me. 688 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,729 -Believe me, it’s gonna be a surprise. You’re gonna love it. 689 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,189 -Okay. 690 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,229 -Number two, we got cold sparklers. 691 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,151 You know, it’s like crazy, like, sparks going, like, wild. 692 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,486 Way better than confetti. 693 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:56,446 And three, we managed to get a live audience. 694 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,528 -Okay, back up to number two. 695 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,120 We got cold sparklers. 696 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,287 Why not hot? 697 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,657 -It’s safe. Safe to the touch. 698 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,415 And they can be right up next to you. 699 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,495 It can be right up next to the backdrop. 700 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:11,501 -I don’t mind if Nick got burned. 701 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,215 -I can still do that. 702 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,716 I’ll get hot sparks for Nick, cold sparks for you. 703 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,546 -I don’t mind of it’s hot on his side, cold on mine. 704 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,970 -Gotcha. 705 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,060 [ Door closes ] -Burn his ass good. 706 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,476 Alright, now that Chad has his assignment, right, 707 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,516 all I got to is sit back and harness my anger. 708 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,770 Yeah, let all that energy fuel my revenge. 709 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,817 That’s what revenge is based off of. 710 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,647 It’s energy. It’s anger. 711 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,445 But you got to let it boil. 712 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,485 Right now, 713 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,198 this pot of getting hot. 714 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,367 I’m just gonna let it get hotter. 715 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,697 [ Laughing ] 716 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:49,126 ♪ 717 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:55,465 ♪ 718 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,715 I got bad news for my boy, Nick Cannon. 719 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,887 It’s revenge day, and my team has been 720 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,507 working around the clock to set the stage for a game show 721 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:06,393 designed to put Nick in his baby-making hot seat. 722 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,603 That’s right. Hot seat, Nick. 723 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,273 You will burn your ass today, 724 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,233 in front of a live studio audience 725 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,277 that I paid top dollar for. 726 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,567 I know how to hold the goddamn card, Dave. 727 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:17,740 -I meant underneath the -- -Okay. 728 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,617 -These are cold sparklers. -Okay. 729 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,737 Hey, hey, 730 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,246 if this burns me, you’re done. 731 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,536 -It’s not gonna burn you. I promise. 732 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,167 -That’s the same [bleep] they said to Michael Jackson 733 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,037 at the Pepsi commercial. 734 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,046 -I didn’t say that. -Cut to -- Cut to -- 735 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,876 Alright, so, look, y’all already know pieces of it. 736 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,717 Just follow my lead. 737 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:44,597 And when you see what this show is unveiling itself to be, 738 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,308 I think your natural reactions are gonna be great. 739 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,599 But just remember, it’s a game show. 740 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,356 Alright? So have the game-show energy. 741 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,226 I’ll be back in a little bit of time. 742 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,777 And this is gonna be fun. It’s gonna be fun. 743 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,357 It’s prank time, bitch! 744 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,326 -You said I could call you... -Bunny. 745 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,156 -Bunny? -Bunnies like to [bleep] 746 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,411 [ Laughter ] 747 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,216 -Listen up, people. It’s almost go time 748 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,046 for my revenge prank on Nick Cannon. 749 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,511 Now, here’s what I did. 750 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,721 My set designer Chad got me everything I asked for. 751 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,681 Listen, we got special effects, we got eager contestants, 752 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,683 and we got a live studio audience. 753 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,187 Now, I told Nick to meet me today in my studio’s 754 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,187 private gym for a little weekly workout 755 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,189 with my private trainer, Boss. 756 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,441 Really, he’s here to get worked over by me. 757 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,531 -What I want you to do -- we’re gonna go curl, press. 758 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,658 I want curl, arm press. But you got to do the curl first. 759 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,488 Curl, arm press. 760 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,204 It looks like you’re struggling, though. 761 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,706 -Really? -Yeah. 762 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,206 -I’m trying to actually really do it. 763 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,207 ’Cause, like, you know, it’s work. 764 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,086 I’m trying to make it count. 765 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,046 -You’re doing good. -You know, keep the elbows in. 766 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,006 -Rah! No, I’m joking. 767 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,798 -Why are you dressed like that? 768 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,386 -’Cause you bitching. 769 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,006 No, we’re shooting the interstitials, 770 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,765 like, the beginning of... 771 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:11,345 -Alright. [ Laughs ] 772 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,561 -Stop. Listen. Nick. 773 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,062 No. Listen. 774 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,231 -Why are you [bleep] dressed like that? 775 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,066 -Because I shot the intro. 776 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,396 -Why’s your voice squeaking, though? 777 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:20,819 -’Cause I’m losing my voice. 778 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,195 -No, no, no. Like, something ain’t right. 779 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,235 -Something ain’t right. 780 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,699 I know something’s happening. 781 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,529 Why are you in a suit and we working out? 782 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,286 -Because we’re shooting the beginning of the show, jackass. 783 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,786 -And then why are we here? 784 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,456 -Because I’m running behind schedule. That’s why. 785 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,746 You know, I’m trying to run a business here. 786 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,329 I really am. 787 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,752 I hear you bitching, which is why I stopped in. 788 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,420 What is the big deal? 789 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,670 -You’re not training? -Yes. 790 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,461 Well, I’m training as soon as I’m done. 791 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,425 Alright? Everybody needs to just calm down. 792 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:46,094 -It’s my turn. I know something is gonna happen to me. 793 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,429 -It’s not happening today. 794 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:48,759 I’m not getting you while you alert. 795 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,599 Have I ever done that? -No, that’s -- 796 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,809 -Have I ever fired right back? -No, that’s what sucks. 797 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,639 I’m always paranoid. 798 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,647 This is the word, the anxiety that’s building up. 799 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,357 I’m on defense. 800 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,817 -Well, you shouldn’t be. -I’m in your territory. 801 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,817 -I had to take the loss. -You got big-ass Boss over here. 802 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,149 -I have to take the loss. 803 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,655 -I just got a work out pump. That’s it. 804 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,275 -By the way, there’s not a worse actor on the planet. 805 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,786 You think I would ask Boss to be a part of anything? 806 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:14,036 So he can, "Uh, uh, Nick, come over here 807 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,209 and lift up this one, Nick?" 808 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,169 There is no prank. Alright, come on. 809 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,587 You want to come see the new studio? 810 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,417 Come check it out. Yeah. I just got finished. Come on. 811 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,549 -Okay. -Alright. 812 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,259 I’m deadass. 813 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,299 -Am I following you? -Yeah, come on. 814 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,097 -Boss coming, too? -Boss can come. 815 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,306 Follow. I’ll set the tea here. Come on. 816 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,136 -Boss, I know you in where I’m at. 817 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,267 -I really don’t know what’s going on. 818 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,097 -It’s being stupid. Come on. 819 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,646 -And you know some [bleep] about to jump out. 820 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,436 -Yeah. -Look, 821 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,817 if something jumps out, Nick, 822 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,227 the prank war is over. 823 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,820 -Yeah, right. -Okay. Alright. I’m deadass. 824 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,240 -You’re getting paid to do this. -Look. Look. 825 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,868 Look at this. Setup. Production hallway. Setup. 826 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,868 -Alright, I’m walking slow, but I don’t care. 827 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:58,417 -Swear to God, man. You guys are just being extra. 828 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,627 -Alright. 829 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,256 Where you going, Kev? 830 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,626 -Nick, come on, man. 831 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,382 -This is the worst ever. 832 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,344 -Come on. Nick, I’m not [bleep] with you. 833 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,804 Come on, man. 834 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:14,599 [ Cheers and applause ] 835 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,229 Yeah! Yeah! 836 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,771 Nick Cannon! 837 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,733 Yeah! 838 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,529 Yes. Welcome. 839 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,656 Nick Cannon, ladies and gentlemen. 840 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,276 Now, Nick, I know right now you’re asking yourself, 841 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,870 what are you doing here? What is this? What am I up to? 842 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,830 Well, before I can answer any of those questions, 843 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,330 take a look at this, buddy. 844 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:43,712 -Nick Cannon. He’s just one man, but he’s done so much. 845 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:49,259 From television to film to music to fatherhood? 846 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,219 -[ Laughs ] -[ Baby crying ] 847 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,509 -With the birth of his newest child, 848 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,098 he’s now a dad to... we don’t know. 849 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,766 And now, thanks to a revolutionary 850 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,935 new reality television series, 851 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:03,645 the DNA of this VIP is up for grabs. 852 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:07,486 Three women will battle it out, but only one can win. 853 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,946 -Wow. -Yeah, that’s right. 854 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:13,486 He deserves it. He deserves it. 855 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,869 Now, Nick, 856 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:18,497 I know you’re thinking the same thing that I’m thinking. 857 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,577 -No, no, we’re not thinking the same thing. 858 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:23,418 -Yeah, you are. Everybody is like, after watching that, 859 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:26,168 well, what is this? What’s the title? 860 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:29,631 Okay? First of all, guys, you’re on a game show right now. 861 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:33,512 Okay? That’s right. It’s a game show. 862 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,262 And, Nick, I know you want to know 863 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,265 the title of this game show, don’t you, Nick? 864 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,475 -No. -Yeah, you do. Well, Nick, 865 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:42,346 nobody has to wait any further because here’s the title. 866 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,231 Show it! 867 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,357 [ Cheers and applause ] 868 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,397 Yeah. Yeah. 869 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,860 -You got pyro? -Yeah. 870 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,447 -[ Baby crying ] -Bull[bleep] 871 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:56,447 -Welcome to "Having My Baby with Nick Cannon." 872 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,870 That’s right, Nick. This is a game show 873 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,789 where you’re gonna get some contestants 874 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:04,459 that are coming on here that want to have your baby. 875 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,539 The question is, is how do you pick them? 876 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:10,340 How do you figure out who it is? Who gets to be a candidate? 877 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,670 Well, guess what, Nick? 878 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:14,302 We are gonna find out today on 879 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,722 "Having My Baby with Nick Cannon." 880 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,475 [ Baby crying ] 881 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,675 Yes! -This is not funny. 882 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:22,978 -Yes. 883 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,518 -I’m glad you guys are enjoying this. 884 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,731 -Okay. Tell me when the cameras are set. 885 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,317 Don’t lose my live feed. That’s right, guys. 886 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,647 We’re live. This is happening in real time. 887 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,446 Because there’s gonna be a lucky contestant... 888 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,776 -Live on what? -...that’s gonna get that sperm. 889 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,741 Let’s go! Come on out. 890 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,661 [ Cheers and applause ] 891 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,371 -This can’t be good. 892 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:48,665 -That’s right, guys, you are watching 893 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,339 "Having My Baby with Nick Cannon." 894 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,008 [ Baby crying ] 895 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:57,387 Bring out my contestants. Let’s go, ladies. Come on out. 896 00:34:57,387 --> 00:35:01,597 Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 897 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,478 Yeah. Yes. 898 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,647 Contestant number one, can you introduce yourself, please? 899 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:11,647 -Hi. My name is Maria Ramona Katrina Fernandez Valdez. 900 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,691 But you can call me Bunny. 901 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,697 -Wow. -I’m a kindergarten teacher, 902 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,817 and I want to have Nick Cannon’s baby. 903 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,826 -Wow. Good for you. 904 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,866 -You said I could call you... 905 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,830 -Bunny. -Bunny? 906 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,621 -If you know bunnies like I know bunnies... 907 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,711 [ Laughter ] 908 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,461 ...bunnies like to [bleep] 909 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,881 [ Bell dings ] 910 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,921 Yeah. Okay. Alright. 911 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:39,012 Contestant number two, please introduce yourself. 912 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:42,432 -My name’s Michelle. I’m from Canada. 913 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,432 I’m your biggest fan, and I want to have Nick Cannon’s baby. 914 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:49,731 -Wow. Wow. Right to the point. Wow. Huh? 915 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,067 Canada. They sure do know how to do it, eh? 916 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,567 [ Laughter ] 917 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,068 Yeah. Okay. 918 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,360 Contestant number three, please introduce yourself. 919 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,032 -Hi, I’m Monica. 920 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,909 I’m a research scientist from Port Washington, New York. 921 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:05,789 And my hypothesis is I want to have Nick Cannon’s baby. 922 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:10,627 -Yes. Quite the study. Quite the study. 923 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,417 Okay. Nick, right now, is anyone 924 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,798 standing out a little more than the other to you? 925 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,798 -What are we doing here? [ Buzzer ] 926 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,800 -Nick, this is when the game is gonna get a little intense. 927 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,680 Contestant number one, 928 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,558 why should you have Nick Cannon’s baby? 929 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,435 -So, I want to have your baby 930 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,095 because I come from a really big family, just like you, 931 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,565 and I want to start a family of my own. 932 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:36,025 I also have always wanted a Blasian baby. 933 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,947 -Me too. -Me too! Okay? 934 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,027 Like, I love H. E. R., I love Sade, 935 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,575 and you’re gorgeous, 936 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,655 so I think we’d have a kid that’s 100. 937 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,038 -Oh, wow. What an answer. 938 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,998 -And the kid would speak Tagalog, 939 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,498 so they’d be bilingual because I’m Filipino, you know? 940 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:55,422 They’d grow up with a lot of love and karaoke. 941 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,466 -Wow. Contestant number two, 942 00:36:58,466 --> 00:36:59,876 why do you want to have Nick Cannon’s baby? 943 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,470 -Like I said, I’m from Canada. -Okay. 944 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,056 -I have loved you since "Love Don’t Cost a Thing." 945 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,516 -[ Laughs ] Thank you. 946 00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,476 -And I don’t either. 947 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,016 [ Laughter ] 948 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:14,770 I just want a part of you inside of me so I can push 949 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,359 a part of you outside of me. 950 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,569 -Wow. 951 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,861 -This is ridiculous. -What is ridiculous about that? 952 00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:24,409 That woman just says she wants your peen. 953 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,869 [ Bell dings ] That’s what she just said. 954 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,409 I love it. I love it. 955 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,702 Contestant number three, what about you? 956 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,373 Why do you want to have Nick Cannon’s baby? 957 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,042 -I’m actually not particularly maternal. 958 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,752 I don’t really want to have kids, 959 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,753 but I do want to be pregnant. 960 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,465 I, as a scientist, feel like 961 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:41,426 it’s sort of the ultimate physical experiment. 962 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:45,926 And then once I have the baby, we can do whatever you want. 963 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,849 -Yeah. -Because my research 964 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:50,059 is in gynecology and I can’t really, like, 965 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,688 be there for my patients if I haven’t experienced it. 966 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,058 And you seem fertile, so... 967 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,567 -There you go. [ Bell dings ] 968 00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:00,945 Nice. Nice. 969 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:04,115 -I’m glad and happy that you -- 970 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,945 you think making a mockery of my... 971 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,950 -Who’s making a mockery? -What is the -- 972 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,952 Oh, so, can I ask the rules of the game? 973 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,749 -Honestly, on my game show, you can’t, okay? 974 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:15,126 This is my game show. It’s my rules. 975 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,546 Nick, you’ve just heard a lot of responses. 976 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,956 It comes down to this moment. 977 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,050 -What is going on? -Well, Nick... 978 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,427 -This is stupid. -You can’t be on a game show... 979 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,047 -I’m not on a game show. 980 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,056 -Well, you’re sitting in the couch. 981 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,386 Okay? Contestants sit on the couch. 982 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,810 Nick, at this moment, I’m gonna have to ask you 983 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,978 to make a very difficult choice. 984 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:38,518 Which one of these women do you want to have your baby? 985 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,944 -Kevin, we came here to work out with Boss. 986 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:42,612 -You got 10 seconds. 987 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,112 -So, wait, I’m supposed to pick one person? 988 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:49,536 -You pick one person that gets to have your baby. 989 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,076 You’re at three Mississippi. 990 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,579 -I don’t know what’s going on. -Just pick. 991 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,581 -I feel like if I say something the wrong way... 992 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,423 -Whichever one you want to pick, Nick, in two seconds. 993 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,416 -Eeny, meeny, miney... [ Buzzer ] 994 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,926 -Here’s the good thing about this game show. 995 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,426 You don’t get to pick. I do. 996 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,765 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to make some noise 997 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,135 for our winner... 998 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:20,066 ♪ 999 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:23,566 ...contestant number three! That’s right! 1000 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,570 Scientist! 1001 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:26,948 -Sorry. Sorry. 1002 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,158 [ Cheers and applause ] 1003 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:32,618 -Yes! Yes! 1004 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,457 Wait, this goes to Nick. 1005 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,497 Yeah. 1006 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,127 That’s yours. 1007 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,167 Hey, fill that up. Give her a hug, Nick. 1008 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,966 Wow. Love happened here. 1009 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:48,176 And we’ll see you next time on "Having My Baby with..." 1010 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,177 -Nick Cannon! 1011 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,848 -Love happens here. 1012 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,928 Hey, guys, let’s walk off together. 1013 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:56,769 Hold her hand, Nick. You’re about to impregnate her. 1014 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,809 Come on. 1015 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:03,484 -This is very disrespectful and stupid. 1016 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,153 [ Cheers and applause ] 1017 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:10,158 ♪ 1018 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:11,578 -Thanks. 1019 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,000 -I think that I put a lot more thought into mine. 1020 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,501 -What -- you talk about boundaries. 1021 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,505 Why you always got to bring my personal life... 1022 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:29,085 -I incorporated a game show that is -- 1023 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,053 -Everybody knows I’m unstable. -Okay. 1024 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,972 -Everybody knows I can’t keep a relationship. 1025 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,849 Everybody knows I got a lot of kids. 1026 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,517 -You can keep a relationship. 1027 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,807 You and I have been together and been friends 1028 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:39,600 for how long, Nick? 1029 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,648 -That’s different. I’m not having sex with you. 1030 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,518 -And it’s not gonna happen. 1031 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,194 If that was your ploy to get me, you better listen. 1032 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,862 Hey, if that was your shot... 1033 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,199 [ Laughs ] 1034 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,868 If you just took a shot, I batted it back, alright? 1035 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,245 But I will say this, man. 1036 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:58,115 You pranked my ass. I’m gonna give it to you. 1037 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,208 -Mine was definitely better. There was real fear involved. 1038 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,167 -That’s why I’m gonna give you the nine. 1039 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,537 -Thank you. 1040 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,170 -You’ve won this episode. -Thank you. 1041 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:07,048 -Your reaction was one of, like, just annoyance. 1042 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,508 -Yeah, I was like, "This is stupid. 1043 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,968 Why is he bringing my personal life into this?" 1044 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,179 -Mine was fear. I will give you that. 1045 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,847 But here’s the thing, Nick, 1046 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,137 look, you and I pranking each other is great, right? 1047 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,560 We go back and forth all the time. 1048 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,229 That’s our relationship. We’ve done it for years. 1049 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,229 But in this case, we can’t just prank each other. 1050 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,066 We can’t do that, right? 1051 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:26,566 -Bring some people in. -Yeah. 1052 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,236 You need to bring other people in. 1053 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,066 You and I both have a lot of relationships in this business. 1054 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,948 What I feel like we need to do, Nick, 1055 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,198 is involve those relationships and have them participate 1056 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,200 in the world of back-and-forth pranks. 1057 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,247 How about you insert your level of knowledge, 1058 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,707 the pranks with the people that you bring in, 1059 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,498 and I’ll do the same for mine? 1060 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,791 -And we’ll battle. -And we’ll battle that way. 1061 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,004 -My celeb friends against 1062 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,880 your people who pretend to like you. 1063 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,840 -Let’s see whose prank ideas 1064 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,969 can basically prevail. Who can be better. 1065 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,846 -I’m the prank king, so therefore, 1066 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,926 I will win the celebrity prank war. 1067 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,808 -The prank king is not gonna stick, 1068 00:41:58,808 --> 00:41:59,767 so stop it, please. 1069 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,727 -It stuck. -Stop it. 1070 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:05,606 Prank king you may want to be, but I am the prank god. 1071 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,186 -That’s good. 1072 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,277 [Bleep] Why didn’t I think of that? 1073 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:12,357 -Why? Because you’re Nick Cannon. That’s why. 1074 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:20,997 -Next time on "Celebrity Prank Wars"... 1075 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,287 -Thank you so much for doing this for me. 1076 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,250 -Taraji and I, we got our "A" game ready. 1077 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,711 -I hope she don’t curse nobody out. 1078 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,047 -Oh! Oh, wait. 1079 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,877 -What the hell kind of driver you got? 1080 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,675 -Ooh! -Oh, my gosh! -[Bleep]! 1081 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:34,835 I’ma get out. -Ooh! 1082 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,763 -You started it. I’m gonna finish it. 1083 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:40,141 How do we get two guys maybe fighting over her? 1084 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:42,310 -Hi! -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1085 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,810 It’s okay. No, no, no, no, no. -Hey, punk! 1086 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:44,851 -Please don’t fight. 1087 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:46,314 -Hey, don’t touch me, man. 1088 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,694 -Oh! -Oh [bleep]!