-I’m Nick Cannon,
and this guy... -Raaah!
-...is my best friend.
-And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here...
-[ Laughs ]
-...is someone who calls me their best friend.
-Take it from us,
there’s nothing that besties do better...
-Than pranking each other.
Oh! -[ Laughs ]
Nothing brings friends closer together
than a good prank done well.
-And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-You have entered battle.
-Dear God.
-...the show where we help our famous friends...
[ Horn blows ]
...pull off some of the most elaborate...
-I’m [bleep] man.
-Oh [bleep] -...unexpected...
...adrenaline-pumping...
-Oh [bleep]
-...and eye-opening pranks.
[ Laughter ]
-Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity
to engage in a prank war.
-That is where the slime is gonna come.
-Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good.
-He wanted to prank me? -What?!
-After team one pulls their prank...
Let’s get it!
...the other team has to get their revenge.
-I need retribution.
[ Both laugh ]
-Now on "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
it’s Chance the Rapper versus Nick Cannon.
"Celebrity Prank Wars"... -Starts now.
♪
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
♪
What’s going on?
I am the Kevin Hart, and this is "Celebrity Prank Wars."
Uh, guys, whoa, and the reason why I say whoa
is because when I get mad, well, I get even.
And Nick has been talking a lot of trash.
There’s been a lot of gloating.
You know, he’s been talking about this animal prank
and all the reaction that he got from me and how scared I was
and how he’s the best and how I was acting like a bitch.
Oh! Go, go, go, go, out!
And guess what? I’ve had enough.
Oh!
Right now, Nick thinks that it’s all over
and I’m not thinking about it anymore.
Well, guess what? That’s not true.
See, Nick, when I get mad, I get even,
and Chance the Rapper is gonna help me.
♪
Chance, what’s going on, man?
It’s your new best friend, Kevin Hart.
-Hey, what’s up, Kev? -Hey.
Is it true that you’re doing this show with my guy,
Nick Cannon, who is definitely not the prank king?
-I am.
It’s, like, literally right around the corner.
-Okay, good. So, look, I got this idea, right?
Now, he thinks that we basically put our pranks on hold,
but I want to take it off hold, alright?
This is what I want to do,
but I can only do that if I get you to help me.
I need your help in pranking him because he trusts you,
and being that he trusts you,
that puts me in a position where I can ruin that trust forever.
[ Both laugh ]
-Yeah, no, I love pranking people,
so yeah, let’s do it.
Now, I clearly have an advantage
because Nick has no idea that I’m in on this.
-Alright, so, look, so if we’re gonna prank Nick,
where do you think we can take this thing?
-You know what I just only thought of when you said that
was, you know, like, they shoot the show.
Whenever I come to the set,
I always try and bring, you know, a nice car
’cause Nick is always showing off
ridiculous whips that he has.
Nick always tries to one up me, you know,
pull up in a crazier whip, and he’s just, like,
very obsessed with cars.
I don’t know why he’s so materialistic.
So I was just thinking it would be cool
if I could, like, [bleep] his car somehow
or just be in control of it, you know, just, like, somehow,
like, you know, do something wild with one of his whips.
-You’re right. Yeah, he is.
He’s always driving himself.
He never takes the car service.
But hey, look, what if we want to take control of the car?
And we got to get him to, like,
take the car service that we provide just for a day.
-Yes. I’m tired of him showing off all the time.
[ Laughs ]
Me and Nick are very good, very close friends.
I have, if you know anything about me,
a huge respect for him.
I, you know, got closer to music through the movie "Drumline,"
you know what I’m saying?
Myself, like many people have, you know,
a respect and admiration for him,
but it doesn’t mean I can’t mess with him.
-Let me run this by you, right?
Why don’t we get a stunt driver?
-Yeah. -If there’s a stunt driver,
well, then there definitely has to be a high-speed chase.
-[ Laughs ]
-We get the cops involved.
Nick hates the cops, terrified of the cops.
That sound good?
-Yeah, let’s do it. -Okay. Alright.
So if you in, then let me do this.
Let me get together with my team,
then I’ll get back to you with one of my producers,
and we’ll just lock this in.
That sound good?
-Alright, Kev, for sure. -Done.
-Alright.
-Well, there you go, people. Now we’re talking.
I got Chance on board with my plan for revenge.
Oh, it’s bad enough Nick freaked me out
with a [bleep] porcupine and ostrich and alligator,
but he just won’t stop bragging on it.
Another thing Nick is always bragging about
is his damn whips.
I mean, I don’t know anyone
who brags about their own car as much Nick.
That’s not the point. Okay?
Because today -- well, today, me and Chance are replacing
his fancy-ass car with a limo
driven by one of Hollywood’s top stunt drivers.
Alright, let’s go, Nick.
♪
-Hey.
-Hey, man. -You’re Kevin’s guy, right?
-I’m Kevin’s, guy, yeah. -You got some stuff to show me?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man.
So he told me all about what you and Kev spoke about.
So we’re planning for it all to go down here at the studio.
And I want to show you a couple things around the studio
that we were thinking about, yeah.
So the plan is that Nick -- he’s gonna get picked up
from his place and head to this studio.
-Okay. -On the way,
Kevin mentioned you guys talked about a cop pulling him over.
-I’m thinking he gets pulled over for, like, something basic,
like expired tags or something.
Like, nothing crazy. He wanted it to be believable.
-Okay.
-I want the cop to be aggressive,
but also still a little bit funny.
You know, somebody that Nick would be scared of,
you know what I mean? -Okay, so real at first,
but then aggressive as -- as it continues?
-Yeah. -Okay.
So once the cop pulls Nick over,
we’re thinking our stunt driver will peel away
because his job is to get the celebrity in the back seat
to his location, naturally.
-Alright. -Okay. Yeah.
Over here, this is where Nick thinks he is going to enter,
and right here is where the chase will ultimately end.
-This parking lot is the perfect place to end it.
-So now all we truly got to figure out is an ending.
What did you have in mind?
-I need a tow truck.
Not just a tow truck,
I need the world’s most aggressive tow-truck driver.
This prank is also deeper than just having,
you know, him in the car.
I’m playing the long game.
I want him to have PTSD surrounding cars
for a little while after.
-I’m liking this idea of the tow truck.
We could hook him up here with him still in the car, right?
-And, you know, it’s big enough,
I think, to do the moves with the tow truck.
-This is a big enough parking lot
to do a couple of figure-eights.
-Okay.
-As far as tow-truck drivers,
I know a guy who I think would be perfect.
This guy has towed
Allen Iverson’s Lamborghini, true story.
-Alright.
-Alright? So listen, we got work to do.
We’ll secure the route,
and then we’ll see you in a couple of days
and we’ll just pull this thing off.
-Sounds good. I’ll see you in a couple of days.
-Alright, man, cool.
-Nick has no idea that I’m in on this,
but it’s not just Nick versus Kevin.
It’s Nick versus Kevin and Chance now.
Prank master is here, baby.
-Alright, he’s in the car.
[ Siren wails ]
-Doing a little speeding back there, huh?
-I’m just gonna -- He’s --
Once we get in there... -No, you probably...
-Hey! Stop!
Yo, stop!
-This is insane.
-It’s been two days since
agreed to go in with me
to prank our mutual good buddy, Nick Cannon.
-I love pranking people, so, yeah, let’s do it.
-You know, this is all part of my plan to stick it to Nick
for laying on thick after he prank me
with all those dangerous-ass animals.
Well, now me and my team have flushed out a prank
that’s literally gonna drive Nick Cannon crazy.
Today’s the day that Nick and Chance
are meeting up to film a project together,
and because I am the actual prank god, well,
I’ve got all the pieces lined up in time.
-The recipe for a good prank is something that
they’ll leave remembering forever,
but something that’s still, you know,
light-hearted enough to forgive.
-Chance told us that Nick is always driving himself to set
in one of his bad-ass cars, trying to one up everybody
and look cool as hell, but today, oh, no.
Today, out of the kindness of my heart,
well, Chance arranged to have Nick driven to set
by a very special car service.
See, Nick thinks he’s getting picked up and taken to set
basically go to work on his and Chance’s new show.
But guess what? No, that’s not it.
See, the real show, "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
starts as soon as he hops in the back seat.
-Nick has no idea that I’m in on this.
Nick, I love you.
You are a brother to many and a father to all,
and we are about to take it there with your ass.
-Okay, here’s how this whole thing is gonna go down.
Nick gets picked up.
Nick gets pulled over.
But Nick is a very important client
that cannot be late,
so the driver will take on the high-speed chase
that ends up in the studio parking lot,
and then a tow truck arrives to tow away the vehicle,
all while Nick is still locked inside.
You know where I’ll be? Watching from here,
and Chance will be watching all the havoc unfold
backstage in the studio.
Ooh-hoo, how do I do it?
Oh, I know how -- I do it really well
because I’m the prank god.
-Nick, I’m coming for you. I’m sorry.
I’m down with Team Hart.
I’m sorry it had to be this way, but [bleep] you, dude.
[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.
♪
-Alright, here we go. Our first positions.
We are rolling.
-Okay, everybody stand by.
Driver is about to pick up Nick.
♪
Alright, he’s in the car.
They’re on the road.
Everybody stand by.
♪
-Look at him. He has no clue.
-They’re about to pass our policeman.
Stand by.
[ Siren wails ]
-Oh [bleep]
-Okay, alright, guys, right now [bleep] about to get real.
The cops are on the way.
[ Siren wails ]
Look at him, already bitching.
"What? For real?" [ Whines ]
-You got to be kidding me.
[ Siren wails ]
♪
-Hey, man. You know why I pulled you over?
-Uh, no, sir.
-Doing a little speeding back there, man.
-I was going with the flow of traffic, officer.
Officer, I...
I got a VIP with me, man.
I got to -- I just got to drop him off.
-First of all, that’s a lie. Nick is not a VIP.
-A VIP? What is -- What do you mean?
You have somebody in the car with you?
You’re not alone?
-I just -- I’m just dropping him off.
-Do you understand that you have expired plates?
-Uh, I do not. -Wow.
-I picked this car up in the morning.
They just hand these, you know --
-Let me get your license and registration.
♪
-This is why Nick hates being driven around.
This is why he always drives himself.
He doesn’t like being inconvenienced at all,
so this is pissing him off, trust me.
He is boiling inside.
-I’m so sorry, dude.
-How are you doing, sir?
-Pretty good. -[ Laughs ]
The cop didn’t even recognize you!
Cops always recognize me.
"Oh, Mr. Hart, do better." "I will, sir."
-I’m gonna run this real quick.
-We’re just -- It’s right there. -Yeah, yeah.
-I’m just gonna -- He’s -- Once we get in there --
-It’s time to initiate phase two.
-No, you probably --
-I’ll take care of this.
-Yo! Yo! -Oh.
-Hey! Stop! -[ Laughs ]
-Yo! Stop!
-[ Laughs ]
-This is insane.
-Hey, Ben, what we doing, man?
Uh, you sure? [ Siren wails ]
-I’ll call my boss. He’ll call the studio.
-Keep it gangsta.
[ Siren wails ]
I thought you said it was right there.
-I’m sorry?
-I thought you said it was right there.
-It is. This is it. This is the entrance.
-What’s your name again?
-He’s got my license. He’ll come find me.
But I just want to drop you off, dude.
-Okay.
Kept it gangsta. I ain’t mad at you.
[ Both laugh ]
-Nick said, "Keep it gangsta."
He’s trying to be cool about it.
You going to jail, bitch!
-No, dude, I just -- I know who you are, man, and I --
-I respect your movement.
-"I respect your movement." Jail, Nick!
-They’ll handle it.
-I’m not that fond of authority myself.
-[ Chuckles ]
-This has already been a mess.
Like...we’re gonna comp everything.
Like, there’s no way production is gonna pay for this.
[ Siren wails ]
-[Bleep] Back behind you. -I know. I know.
I don’t know why they let him in.
-Police. -[ Laughs ]
[ Siren wails ]
♪
-Let me just talk to him real quick.
-What are you doing?! -I just --
I just had to get him to a spot.
-Get out the car.
Get out the car!
-[ Laughs ]
Look at Nick.
[ Laughs ]
-Out the car now!
Hands on the car. Come on, let’s go.
-I have a star in here, man. I got to get him to set.
-Hands on the car, I said.
I don’t know who that man is.
Sir, did you tell him to take off?
You said you thought it was a good idea to leave a cop.
You know you just drove without a license, you understand that?
Hands on the car!
I got to take this thing off the road.
Let me get a tow truck sent to Stage 19.
Stage 19, please.
It’s a black SUV, Suburban.
Is this the only person in the car?
-Yes, sir.
-Look, right now, Nick is alone in the backseat, right?
So you know what time it is.
Well, it’s time to initiate the next stage, right?
Phase three -- the tow.
Here we go.
-I got to get him to where he’s got to go.
I have to go to the airport after this.
-You can’t drive this car. Do you understand that?
It’s expired plates,
and you just drove off with no license.
-Is there anything that we can do to get this,
like -- I --
-Back up, back up, back up, back up.
-Whoa, whoa.
-[ Laughs ]
-Don’t you walk -- Don’t you walk away from me, man.
Get over here. Get over here. Now! Now! Move!
-Hey, man. Whoa, whoa, I got -- I got somebody in there, man.
p and going to set
by an ordinary limo driver, but no, that’s not what it was!
[ Siren wails ]
Chance and I, we hired an undercover stunt driver
to do the job, and just for fun,
we threw in a little high-speed police chase.
-Hey! Yo, stop!
[ Siren wails, tires screech ]
-Well, Nick’s in the limo and it’s getting towed,
but the tow is happening while he’s inside of it.
That’s right! You’re about to go on a ride, bitch.
-Officer.
-Matter of fact, come here. Put your hands on the car.
-Hey, can I get out? -Put your hands on the car.
-Officer, can I get out?
-Is the door not opening?
-No.
-Officer, can I call my boss? -Call your boss.
What’s the name of your company?
-It’s VIP Limos.
-Stay right there. Crazy.
-Listen, do you know who’s in that car?
-Crazy. You just broke the law.
-I understand that, but, like --
[ Horn honks ]
-I think -- I think I’m where I’m supposed to be, right?
-What are you doing?
-Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got --
I got somebody in there, man.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s okay. Stay right there.
-Ah! -Do not move.
-Ah!
-Okay!
-[ Laughs ]
-[Bleep] Yo!
[Bleep] moving.
Come on, man. What?
Yo! Ah!
Yo, this [bleep] about to tip over.
-[ Laughs ]
Guys, guess what? We’re in the next phase.
This phase is called Drive Nick’s Stupid Ass Crazy.
I’m gonna have a stunt driver
drive this bitch around in circles.
Watch this. -Yo, Officer!
This some [bleep]
-Do not move.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Bleep] [Bleep]
[ Indistinct shouting ]
-[ Chuckles ] Look at the driver.
-Yo! Yo!
-Sorry, Nick! I’m sorry!
-Whoa. Hold on, man.
-Oh. Oh.
-Yo, this is [bleep] ridiculous.
Yo, what the [bleep] Yo!
-[ Laughs ]
He’s cussing. He’s cussing everybody out.
-My man. Yo, let me out!
I have a bad bladder.
[ Horn honks ]
My man!
-[ Laughs ]
-This is insane.
-Yo, I’d like to get out, please.
[Bleep]
-What you doing with your boot?
What you doing with your boot, Nick?
Why take the boot off?
-Yo!
[Bleep] trying to kill me.
Yo! Where -- Where the cop go?
-Nothing makes me happier than watching Nick just bitch.
Look. Look at this.
-Yo! -Look. What are you doing?
-This is not cool.
-What are you doing?
What’s your plan? What are you doing?
-Bust out this [bleep]
[ Horn honks ]
-Yo! [Bleep] -He’s pissed!
-He’s climbing out. He’s go-- Where’s --
-[ Laughs ]
-Nick, where are you going? Where you going?
Okay. Alright, that’s enough. I got to go.
I’m gonna go. I’m gonna -- I’m gonna --
Nick!
♪
-Hello?
-Hey, everybody! -No, no!
Stop clapping. No.
Stop clapping.
How you gonna reverse it on me?
-Got your ass.
I got your ass!
-Have a seat, man.
-No, I ain’t gonna sit down.
-You got to see. You got to see. -They ambushed me.
How are you guys gonna put me
in the back of a vehicle and involve the authorities?
And then you’re gonna trap me,
and then you’re gonna have the car --
Not even gonna get into it.
My therapist said to just breathe.
Okay.
How you gonna out-prank me on my own -- Okay.
-Something felt off a little bit.
-Oh, because I’m sitting in the car...
and then dude is, like, buggin’.
I knew I had to be on set, so I’m like, "Yo."
You know how drivers be wilin’. -Yeah. Yeah.
-So I was like, "Here’s another one of these crazy drivers."
-And you just climbed out yourself.
-Yo, I had to! I was like, "Yo!"
He started driving around.
-That’s how I know you love your job,
’cause you was going straight to work after that
like nothing just happened.
-No, no, this the crazy thing --
first, we get pulled over, and I’m like,
"Alright, you know how we feel about law enforcement."
So I’m already like, "Man, look,"
but it was a brother, so I was like,
"Alright, cool, so, maybe he’ll recognize me."
-I have a star in here, man. I got to get him to set.
-I don’t know who that man is.
-Then I didn’t even get the little famous
recognized from cop.
-No love from the cop.
-And then dude start wilin’, and then he drives off,
and I’m like, "I’ve done that before."
-Like, this is nothing.
And then when the tow truck pulled up, dude,
and then he started driving, I couldn’t get out.
I was like -- I’m about to --
I’m about to kick this window out.
-Break our window, yeah.
But we got you, though! Kev, I got him!
-Yeah, you got me!
-Damn right, I got you, as I should, as I always do.
-But it’s coming back.
Just keep your head on a swivel.
No, you in it now.
Kevin already got --
Kev is always a target.
It’s on now.
This is what you do.
I know you nice with the pranks, too.
I see. Just now --
-Alright. You don’t want to go to war with me.
-You have entered the war.
Fake pregnancy belly.
I like where you’re going with this.
-We’ve got some more surprises, perhaps, with this, as well.
-Oh, it does things.
-[ Groans ]
-Oh, no, Nick.
of this generation.
I’m a huge fan. Always been a fan.
I was a fan of the music
before I had the opportunity of meeting the young man,
and when I actually did meet him,
found out he was a fan of mine.
Loved "Drumline," "Love Don’t Cost a Thing,"
all of those movies,
and, you know, from that point on,
man, we’ve been like brothers ever since.
But then you went and sided with the little man,
and now I don’t even give a damn if you my brother or not.
And, Kevin, I’m coming for you, too,
but I’m gonna take care of Chance first.
You are not above being pranked.
Yes, you are one of the nicest human beings on the planet,
but we still coming for you.
Aww, yeah.
Now that the shots have been fired,
I got to talk to my team and figure out
how we can get Chance’s ass back.
I want to show the vulnerability of his niceties.
We got to take his generosity and flip it on him,
something where if he’s too nice in this scenario,
it’ll just get worse.
-Listen, we’re in studio right now.
-Yeah. -We got a bunch of props.
Let me take a quick look.
I’m sure we can get some inspiration.
Give me a minute, alright? I’ll be right back.
Alright.
This is something you should know about.
-[Bleep] is this?
Fake pregnancy belly.
-Listen... -Oh! Okay!
-Here’s what I’m thinking.
Chance -- nice guy. -Right.
-I think we can use this against him.
-I like where you’re going with this.
-How about we get someone pregnant by him?
-Get someone pregnant?
That’s my department. That’s easy.
-I came to the right place.
Fake pregnant person doing Chance up,
doing his hair and makeup, styling him.
Boom, water breaks.
-Pregnancy, water breaking, Chance the Rapper --
that sounds like hilarity.
I’m with it.
I love where we’re going with this, man.
But you know me. I got to step it up.
I got to do way better than friggin’ Chance
and what Kev did to me.
They brought the police in. They had a dumbass stunt driver.
You know what? I want a stunt driver.
Matter of fact, I got a brilliant idea.
Right after whatever happens with the stunt driver,
I’m gonna switch places.
-Stunt driver, baby daddy.
It’s not the baby daddy. It’s Nick Cannon. Boom.
-That’s what I’m talking about! Get this [bleep] together.
We gonna play on the fact that Chance is one of the nicest
human beings on the planet with the most beautiful spirit
and would do anything for anyone,
especially in a moment of need.
Oh, yeah. We gonna get to it.
♪
It’s already prank day,
and since conceiving my revenge prank on Chance two days ago,
a lot has happened in the gestation phase.
I’m meeting with my team
to see how far along my beautiful prank baby is
and if it’s ready to enter this world
in the form of my revenge on Chance.
-It’s all good.
-It’s prank day! Oh, yeah!
What’s going on, man? -Nick, how are you?
William. Good to see you. -William. Pleasure, pleasure.
-Hello. -Nikita.
-Pleasure to meet you. -Diana.
-Some arrows in the quiver for today.
-Oh, I was about to say, that’s not mine, is it?
-I don’t know. It may be. We just shook hands, so...
[ Laughter ]
-So, this is the belly that you picked.
-Okay. Oh, okay. See, I didn’t --
-Does it look believable?
-It’s truly believable, ’cause they always say
you never say anything to a woman
till she lets you know.
-Sure. -That is correct.
-[ Chuckles ] That is the fake belly.
-Yes. -Alright, alright.
-That is the fake belly, yeah.
We’ve got some more surprises, perhaps, with this, as well.
-Oh, it does things. It does things.
-It may do something. -Okay.
-Yeah. It may do something.
We have a medic here, as well, to help to set the realism.
-You play one on TV. You play one on TV.
I love it. So everyone knows the plan.
Walk me through what we’re doing.
-Yeah. So I’m fitting him. -Right.
-Gonna go through options.
We’re gonna mix and match some things I’m gonna show him,
and then some things start happening.
This is my first baby.
-Oh, wow. -I’m a few weeks away.
-This is that delicate time where you’re like, "Uh-oh,"
at any moment. -Yeah. Yeah.
So I’m gonna ask him
to be assisting me as I am working and working.
-And then, of course, I know what’s gonna happen.
She got to go into labor.
The album is about to drop, and I’m not talking about Chance’s.
I got to step it up. -Okay.
-I got a stunt man coming. -Yeah?
-Yeah.
Just in case, you know, we’re not getting enough umph
with the faux labor, bringing in my stunt man.
Just to elevate, you know what I mean?
You got a good song, but the remix is always better.
-Sure. -Remix with a stunt man.
Every good prank has a stunt man.
You ain’t got no stunt man, you ain’t pranking.
Who are you?
It is gonna be amazing. Don’t even worry about it.
Happy prank day! It’s prank day!
Who is calling? Kevin Hart.
The other dude on the show.
I’m ignoring him. He’s trying to get my head.
Hey, there, look, little bitty Hart.
Hey, me over here.
Your best friend, you know?
I see what you’re doing.
You’re using our other friends against me
to try to win this prank war,
I’m not worried. I’m not shaking.
You see that? Steady. Mm.
No, this ain’t just your height.
Happy prank day, y’all.
♪
-Alright, in just a few minutes,
Chance the Rapper will be arriving
for what he thinks is a routine wardrobe fitting,
but in actuality, he’s gonna be playing midwife
in an emergency labor.
My team’s been working overtime, and we got everything ready.
First of all, the set, the wardrobe setting.
I got Chance’s real clothing
scattered with some other clothes around it
because, you know, it has to look like he has choices.
We even got leftovers of a baby shower in the background
to really sell that our wardrobe stylist is pregnant.
Then, of course, we got to have our actors,
boom, boom, boom in place.
Thespians, top of the line, and then, you know,
you’ve got to make sure everything is leveled up.
We got our cameras, we got our crew all hidden.
I ain’t even gonna tell y’all what the stunt man gonna do
because I want you guys to be surprised.
♪
Oh. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
That’s what I’m talking about.
Alright, Kev, now, Chance is on his way.
We about to get to it.
You ready to see how it’s really done, Kevin Hart?
-Yes. Yes. Why do you keep brushing yourself off?
-’Cause I’m preparing for the pranking.
-Okay.
-See? I’m getting all the hate off.
-It’s nothing on you, man.
-Ready to do -- watch this. Watch [bleep]
-Okay. Alright.
♪
-Hey, how are you? -Hey, how you doing?
-You’re the stylist? -Yes, I’m Jasmine.
-Oh, hey. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too.
-Thanks for doing this today. -Yeah, absolutely.
You can have a seat if you would like.
I like the look you got on, actually.
-Thanks. Thanks, yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
-What you got planned, man?
-So I saw some things that we could kind of put together,
really nice options here.
See, we can always do a solid color with something else...
-Yeah. -...but I’m thinking,
oh, we could switch some of this stuff around
and just kind of get you going. -Yeah.
-[ Sighs ]
Give me a second. Short on breath.
-Oh. -Uh-oh.
-I know. I’m almost --
-I was gonna say, I don’t want to ask, but are you --
You’re pregnant, right? -Yes, yes, yes.
-Congratulations. -It is my first one. Thank you.
-Your first baby? -Yeah. Yeah.
-I got two. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-He’s such a nice guy. -Yeah.
Well, they say you’re not supposed to assume.
-Yeah. Yeah. So polite.
-So I’m moving a little bit slower.
Production’s been so nice. Everyone has been helpful.
And they did a little get-together for me, actually.
Would you sign the card?
-Sign the card? -Yeah.
-Is it your birthday?
-No. For the baby -- For the baby shower.
They did, like, a little -- -Oh, yeah.
-Yeah. I’ll grab it. Hold on.
Oh. Give me a second. Hmm.
-I can grab it for you if --
-Oh!
-Oh, no. Oh, no, Nick.
-Are you okay?
-[ Sighs ] Oh, no, I’m good.
I promise. I promise.
-I can grab it for you. -No, you take a seat.
I’m good. I promise. I do this all the time.
I should probably get out and walk more.
Oh. Yeah.
We did, like, a dinosaur-themed nursery,
so everybody signed it.
It’d be great if you put your name on there.
-Yeah, for sure.
-Yeah. Please. Oh, thank you. -Yeah.
-Oh, no, Nick.
I don’t like it. I don’t like it.
-How far along are you?
-Oh, I’m at the end. I’m like due --
[ Cellphone rings ] Oh, hold on. That’s my husband.
We’re, you know, we’re supposed to induce, like, this weekend.
[ Sighs ] Hey, babe.
-Hey, honey. Just checking in.
-Hey, everything’s going well.
How’s your day?
-It’s good. Yeah, I’m just, you know,
it’s been a slow day. How are you doing?
-I’m good.
Remember I told you I’m with Chance the Rapper today?
-Oh. -Yeah.
-When are you gonna meet Chance?
-He’s here now. I have you on speakerphone.
-Hey.
-He works nearby. He’s checking on me.
-He’s with you right now? -Yes, he is.
-Yep. Yep. Hey, what’s up?
-Is that you, Chance?
-Yeah. What’s up, man? -Holy [bleep]
-I can’t do this. I can’t do that.
I don’t do the, "Can you talk to my -- "
-No, no. "I don’t want to talk to you."
-Yeah, I’m very direct, "No. No, I can’t."
-I don’t have nothing to -- -Oh, my God.
I’m a huge fan, man. -Oh, yeah.
Congratulations on your soon to be.
-Yes. It’s a boy.
-Oh, my God. Thank you. Holy --
Thank you, man. So yeah --
-Ooh! -Honey?
-Huh? Hold on. -You okay?
-Uh-oh. -Uh-oh.
-You okay?
-Yeah, I’m fine. I’m fine.
-[ Chuckles ] -Do you need me to come?
I’m right across the street. -No, no, I’m fine.
Could you tell him I’m okay?
-You probably should. I don’t know.
You probably should come, because --
-[ Groans ] Babe.
-Chance, Chance, should I come, or is she okay?
-I think you should... probably come, yeah.
She seems like she’s in pain.
-Babe, I’m fine. I’ll get through the day.
Could you just tell him I’m fine, please?
-[ Chuckles ] That’s too much.
This would be too much for me.
-He’s a part of the relationship now.
-Please.
-Yeah, I mean, she’s working. She’s --
-Yeah. -She’s here.
She’s fine. She’s fine, yeah. -Fine, yeah.
-Okay. -Okay. Alright.
-Yeah, I’m good.
-[ Chuckles ] -[ Laughs ]
-Okay. Love you, baby. -Love you.
-Mm. Yeah. See?
He got worried about nothing.
Okay, so let’s start with this one.
Ooh! [ Groans ]
Oh!
-You -- You should sit down or something.
-Oh! It’s happening so quick.
-Oh, what the [bleep]
-I just got to breathe.
I’m taking all these classes,
and I know that I can be just fine.
Oh.
Just come on.
[ Breathing heavily ]
-Okay. Maybe, yeah, breathe. I was gonna say breathe.
-Oh, let me go to the restroom real quick.
-Yeah.
Do you need me to walk you there?
Holy [bleep]
-Oh! -[ Laughs ]
-Now, hold on, Nick.
[ Laughs ]
Ain’t no way.
-That’s what it looks like.
-That’s what it is!
That’s exactly what it does right there.
-Okay, yeah. You should sit down.
-My water just broke! -Yeah, yeah, maybe you should --
-Ah, come help me!
-She’s doing great. The actress --
-She’s amazing. -Oh, yeah.
-I’m panicking. -Okay, yeah.
What -- -Oh, God. Help me.
-Okay. Yeah. Do you want to sit down?
-[ Groans ]
Get me somebody.
[ Both laugh ]
-Yo, yo, yo. Sit down, maybe.
-Think, what are my next steps? Hold on.
-Hi, Jasmine, what’s going on?
-Yeah, there we go. She just -- -Oh.
-And she’s about to have a baby, I think.
-Looks like your water just broke.
-Yeah. -Wow. Okay, great.
The baby’s coming. You the dad?
-No, I’m not the dad.
-[ Laughs ]
-Why don’t we get you down? -Yeah, maybe. Yo!
-Alright, could you hold her arm for me, maybe?
Could you help me with her? -Yeah.
-No! -He’s there. He’s helping.
-What are you doing? How nice is he?
-Can we get some more help?
-Yeah. Let’s get you down.
I’m gonna call an ambulance really quick.
-Yeah, that’s a good idea. -What’s your name?
-Uh, Chance.
-Chance the gynecologist. -[ Chuckles ]
-If you could just support her from behind.
-Support her, huh?
-Just right there. That’s perfect.
-Okay. Yeah. -Great. Okay.
I’m gonna check your cervix really quick.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
-Let me use my walkie really quick.
I’m gonna call for an ambulance.
-Please call my husband. -Hi. I have a woman in labor.
I need an ambulance, stat. Alright.
They’re on their way, alright? -Yeah. You --
-I really need my phone. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I got call my -- -Alright. This is crazy.
-Alright. Here we go. Okay.
-Please. Come on.
-Alright. Could you get behind her and support her for me?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh, my God.
-This is well thought out. This is well thought out.
[ Ringing ]
-I can’t. Something’s going on. -Hello? What’s happening?
What’s happening? -She’s having a baby right now.
-I’m at Stage 18. Help me.
I’m at Stage 18. -What’s going on?
Chance, are you there? -Yeah, I’m here.
-Here, just get him here. -What’s going on, Chance?
-Yeah. Come -- Come -- Come on. You should come right now.
You said you were across the street, right?
-Chance, you told me not to come. You told me not to come.
-Oh, my God. No, I was telling you that she was fine.
-[ Laughs ] -Alright.
-You should definitely come right now.
-Chance, Chance, Chance, where are you?
-I’m at the -- -I’m at Stage 18.
-Stage 18? Alright, I’m on my way.
Tell her not to have that baby. Tell her not to have the baby.
-Come on, now! -Yeah. Hurry up.
You should definitely get in the car
and do whatever you can to get here right now.
-Blood pressure is very high.
-Are you on your way?
-Okay, we’re not gonna be able to make it to the hospital.
We’re gonna have this baby here. -Hello?
-I’m so sorry. -Okay. Okay.
-Are you on the way? Are --
We’re at Stage 18.
-Okay. That looks like she’s --
-No, call him back. Call him back.
-Alright, time for my big surprise.
I’m going next door.
Watch what I’m about to do. Watch!
♪
-Hello?
-Hey, I’m -- Chance, I’m at Stage 18. Where are you?
-Okay, we’re at the --
-We’re at Stage 19.
This is Stage 19.
-We’re at, uh... -We’re at Stage 19.
We’re at Stage 19.
-19?! 19?! Okay.
Okay, don’t -- what’s happening, Chance?
Tell me what’s happening.
-Yeah, she’s about -- She’s --
Your wife is about to have this baby right now,
and you -- we’re actually at Stage 19.
-Bring the baby bag. Bring the baby bag.
-I’m in my car. I’m flying there.
I’m in my car.
-Okay. Yeah. Hurry up. I think it’s about to --
-I think I see it! I think I see it! I think I see it!
-What the hell is Nick doing? -What?
-Okay, okay, okay. -This is crazy.
-Breathe for me. Breathe for me. Okay.
-[ Groaning ]
-Are you -- I can’t hear you.
[ Glass shattering ]
Oh [bleep] -Oh!
-What? -Okay, okay, okay.
-This is crazy.
-Breathe for me. Breathe for me. Okay.
-[ Groaning ]
-Are you -- I can’t hear you.
[ Glass shattering ]
Oh [bleep]
-Oh!
-Oh.
-No [bleep] way.
-[ Whimpers ] He made it.
-We made it! -Oh, this is dumb. Oh!
-I told you! -Oh, no. How did you --
Oh! Alright. Alright.
So you’re not having a baby and you’re not a --
-I’m having a boy, and the boy’s name is Nick Cannon.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Okay, Nick.
Alright. Okay.
Okay, Nick.
-I had to do it!
-One and one. Alright.
-Yo, your face when the water broke.
-’Cause I’ve never seen that happen before
in real life, other than a movie,
so it freaked me out for sure.
-Sorry, Chance. -I’m glad you’re okay.
-You are the nicest man in the world.
You were literally about to deliver a stranger’s baby.
-I was just calm about that, though, right?
I was locked in. -You handled that really well.
-You’re talking to the dad, and you’re like, "You know what?
It’s okay. Stage 18." -Yeah.
And they kept telling me different information.
The dad is yelling at me while you were kind of yelling, too.
-Now, did you expect the car to come through?
-When I heard the horn, I didn’t know where it was coming from,
and then when that just happened,
I was like, "There’s no way."
-"There’s no way." -There’s no way.
Just [bleep] drove through a wall.
Oh, my God. -Two things here.
One thing we realize,
that Chance’s patience is way too high.
I’ve never seen a more patient individual in my life.
The second thing is that Nick is willing to --
he’s willing to go above and beyond,
crashing the Geo Metro into the stage,
hopping out basically to say, "Ha! Got your ass."
I mean, this is the beauty of the prank.
-Oh, I got pranked. Okay.
-Revenge, baby.
Revenge...served...hot.
-It’s fine.
I won, obviously. Mine was very intricate.
There was stunts and theatrics, and Nick could’ve gotten hurt.
-Yeah, that is true. -You know what I’m saying?
And also, I’m just a prank master,
and my [bleep] was funnier, so I don’t know.
-I’m the prank master, but you know what?
I’ll give you yours because you involved the police,
so that already has a black man on edge.
-That’s a double-edged sword right there.
-I was like, "What do I have on me?"
-I’m sorry I involved the police.
-You took my -- I was on my A game
soon as I saw the blue and red lights,
and then, you know, the little chase,
I’ll give you that, so I knew.
And obviously, people are always associating pregnancies with me,
so I had to go with that. -That was a good --
That’s why you picked that one.
I was like, "Why did he try to get me with a pregnant woman?"
-Because you’re the nicest man in the world,
so I knew I didn’t want to, like, put you in a situation
where you’d be shocked or caught off-guard
’cause I don’t like to do my man like that.
So I wanted to show the world how nice you are,
so this was a nice prank, even though it was revenge.
I still love my brother right here.
I didn’t want to put him out there, have him looking crazy.
You saw. This is an amazing man right here.
He was gonna deliver a stranger’s baby.
-Mine was very mean. -Oh, it was mean!
-I was worried that you might get hurt in that car,
so I don’t know who wins the prank wars.
Who wins, Kevin? -Tell us, little man.
-I’m gonna have to give you my decision, Nick.
The person who wins the war... is Chance!
-Oh!
-That’s just ’cause we in a prank war.
-I knew it! -Y’all in this together.
-Wasn’t even close. -This is rigged!
How is the person who helped set up the prank
the decider of who’s the prank master?
-The stunt driver, the police,
you bitching in the back seat, trying to keep it thug,
talking about, "I see you, gangster."
Then after that, taking your boot off,
putting your boot on, climbing out the window,
honking the horn.
You showed five different levels of pure bitch.
That’s right, and that’s what I wanted you to do.
And by the way, you told on yourself.
I know you got a record.
I know you got warrants or something.
You got real quiet
when that cop started asking questions, Nick.
-Bull[bleep] I’m done!
-Whoo! -Whatever!
Whatever.
-Yes. Yes. I’m gonna give you flowers.
Driving the car through the goddamn stage, Nick,
that was epic, I’m gonna give you that.
-But I still lost. -Yeah. You had to lose that one.
You didn’t know mine was coming.
You thought that you and I were done.
I hit you with a sneak attack.
By the way, a real sneak attack.
You thought you was just going to work.
Boom! Here goes Kevin again,
striking you when you least expect.
-And you used Chance. That was good.
-That’s what the prank god goes.
-Alright, I’ll take an "L."
I’ll take the "L" where the "L" is deserved.
-You’re gonna take it because it was given,
so in this case, you lose, like I said.
-I just wanted to be nice to Chance because he’s a nice guy.
-He’s the nicest person ever walked the face
of the goddamn earth, apparently.
-Yeah. -Way too much patience.
Do a prank like that on me, I’m gonna lose half my fan base.
I am.
I’m gonna lose half my fan base.
"Girl, I ain’t got time for this [bleep]
I ain’t got time for this [bleep]
Lady, you better call somebody.
Call 911 so they can get here.
Here, I’ll call them for you while I’m in the car,
but I’m not gonna sit here with you,
all this damn screaming and water breaking.
I’m not doing that. I’m not touching that."
-There it is.
-Well, there it is. There it was.
But, guys, like I said, it’s not how you start.
It’s how you finish,
and we got more to come -- a lot more to come.
"Prank Wars" is only gonna get bigger.
It’s only gonna get better.
-I’m gonna put my suit back on. -Yeah, man, please.
Alright, guys, we’ll see you next time
on "Celebrity Prank Wars."
♪
-Next time on "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-I’m engaging in a prank war
with Anthony Anderson.
I’m going to win.
-I’m gonna take Joel for a ride
he’ll never forget.
[ Laughing ]
[ Cannons blasting ] -Dear God!
This is very immature, Anthony!
-I’m gonna take his love of golf and make him hate it.
-Get him, get him, get him! Get him!
Yes!
Oh!
-Oh, my God! Okay!