-I’m Nick Cannon,
and this guy... -Raaah!
-...is my best friend.
-And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here...
-[ Laughs ]
-...is someone who calls me their best friend.
-Take it from us,
there’s nothing that besties do better...
-Than pranking each other.
Oh! -[ Laughs ]
Nothing brings friends closer together
than a good prank done well.
-And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-You have entered battle.
-Dear God.
-...the show where we help our famous friends...
[ Horn blows ]
...pull off some of the most elaborate...
-I’m pissed, man.
-Oh [bleep] -...unexpected...
...adrenaline-pumping...
-Oh [bleep]
-...and eye-opening pranks.
[ Laughter ]
-Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity
to engage in a prank war.
-That is where the slime is gonna come.
-Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good.
-He wanted to prank me? -What?!
-After team one pulls their prank...
Let’s get it!
...the other team has to get their revenge.
-I need retribution.
[ Both laugh ]
-Now on "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
it’s Lil Jon versus Ludacris.
"Celebrity Prank Wars"... -Starts now.
♪
[ Camera shutters click ]
♪
-Welcome to Celebrity Prank Wars."
I am the prank king and the best host on television.
The reigning champion, Nick Cannon.
-I am Kevin Hart, a. k. a., Prank God.
Guys, on this episode of "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
we have Lil Jon versus Ludacris.
-Luda! This is what I actually don’t like.
You and Luda go on a little family vacations,
and you don’t invite me.
Really [bleep] up.
-Because these vacations are for the friends.
-You’re an asshole.
Anyway, Luda is my friend today. Okay?
And he’s gonna be on my team.
-That’s a bad choice for you
because I know a lot of personal stuff about Luda.
So if you leave it to me
to prank Luda, you’re gonna lose.
-Whatever. You got Lil Jon, who we all love.
-Yeah! -That was a horrible --
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-There. There you go.
-Alright. So you got Lil Jon.
-Yes. -I got Luda.
-Okay. -Who going first?
-Well, I’ve been kicking your ass.
-Yeah. -No, no, no.
My foot has been in your ass.
If you were to look in your ass...
-I’d have a size two in there.
[ Claps ] I knew I felt something.
-Alright, I go first, right?
-Go first. -I’m gonna go first.
Watch me and Lil Jon not only do what we do,
but do it in a major way.
Yeah!
[ Phone rings ] -Yo?
-Alright, Lil Jon, listen,
as you know, I’m in a prank war with Nick Cannon.
And we’re getting together basically to do this show
where we get other celebrities to come and join in
and prank their friends.
So what I’ve got to know is,
are you down to prank Ludacris with me?
-Man, of course I’m ready, man.
You know, I love to laugh and I love to break jokes
on people, especially somebody like Luda’s ass.
Me and Cris have known each other probably 25 years or so.
Great friend.
We’ve made number-one songs together.
-Alright. What can you tell me about Luda?
Because I know stuff about him, but you know him
a little better than I do.
What makes him a good target for you?
-Well, it’s funny because, you know,
he’s in all these "Fast and Furious" movies,
but he’s scared to do action.
He scared to do stunts. He’s scared of all of that.
-So Ludacris, he’s a big action star,
but he hasn’t really seen any action.
-He ain’t did no stunts in the damn movies.
-Is he scared of looking bad? Is that what it is?
-Luda’s always looking too pristine,
too perfect for the camera.
So we should dump some kind of goop on him some kind of way.
So it’s all over his expensive clothing.
The slime is important
because Luda is always too cool for school.
He’s the guy that when he had the afro,
it was perfectly pristine.
The crispy guy we got to get dirty.
That’s kind of where I’m starting at with my ideas.
What do you think?
-Wait, wait. Come on. That’s it?
All you want to do is dump some slime on him?
No, man.
It’s a prank war. We can do better than that.
-Uh, we should hit him with an air horn.
-Mm-hmm, one of your signature loud-ass horns.
Just an obnoxious blast when he least expects it.
-Definitely scare him ’cause he’s always too cool for school.
That’s Luda’s M. O.
"I’m always, you know, perfectly calm in any situation.
I’m the deep-voice guy," and, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Nah, we gonna go big and bold but not fast and furious.
[ Laughs ]
-Alright, look, my team has a great space that we can
trick out to look like one of your recording studios.
So you just got to get him there.
-Let’s do it. -Alright, done deal.
I’ll be in touch.
So Lil Jon thinks Ludacris needs a vibe check.
He says he won’t do his own stunts because he’s afraid
of getting scared, which really pisses me off.
And he really hates having his look messed up.
So guess what I’m gonna do?
I’m about to [bleep] [bleep] up. That’s what I’m gonna do.
Because this prank has two major elements
that Luda is gonna hate.
Number one, sticky slime is gonna mess him up bad.
And number two, one of Lil Jon’s
super-loud horns to freak him out.
All Lil Jon has to do is get his buddy Luda to come meet him
at his new recording studio and blam, honk, splat.
♪
[ Cellphone rings ]
-Yo, Nick, what up?
-Luda!
-So tell me, man, what’s going on
with this whole prank wars?
Please, you know me.
I’m a prankster at heart, so let me know what’s going on.
-Well, that’s why I wanted to talk to you.
Hey, I "accidentally" overheard some intel today
that involves you, my brother. -Uh-huh.
-Kev and your man Lil Jon
is teaming up to prank you at Lil Jon’s studio.
-Really?
My relationship with Lil Jon,
man, listen, we have been business colleagues for
some decades -- hit record makers that have collaborated
together on many occasions.
And we also good friends, man.
He’s one of the best people I know on this planet Earth.
I love this guy.
-Lil Jon was talking mad [bleep]
saying that you always looking too perfect.
-Uh-huh. -Working now as an action star
and that you can’t really handle the action.
-Ha! Interesting. -Now, look.
Their prank on you ain’t nothing special.
All Jon was gonna do was, like, invite you to the studio
and then find a way to dump a bunch of slime.
-What? -Something to scare you
with one of his little air horns or something like that.
It wasn’t nothing crazy.
-I think we flip this whole thing around, right?
-Yeah! -Whatever he thinks
he’s gonna do to me, I feel like I need
to flip around on him.
-So what comes to mind, man? What you thinking about?
How can we flip this?
-I got to do something that involves action.
Since he doesn’t seem to think
that I’m up for these challenges.
I almost feel like I want to do something
where it almost feels like I get hurt.
-Make it totally his fault that you would get hurt.
You dark, Luda, you dark.
-Yeah, when somebody thinks that another one of their friends
has actually gotten physically hurt,
that’s when the tables truly turn.
-Alright, here’s the thing, though.
Logistically, we’ve got to figure out a way
to hijack his prank.
-Everybody that’s working for him,
I need to now be working for me.
Whatever they’re getting paid, pay them double
and they’ll be working for me now.
But I want him thinking they still working for him.
You understand what I’m saying?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. I’ll call Kev’s team.
I’ll butter ’em up, you know, I know all the guys.
They’re gonna totally be down.
Yo, is there a way that you can meet with, like,
one of my producers today?
-Yep. -Complete his master plan.
-Absolutely.
-And when Lil Jon reaches out to you,
just agree to whatever he says,
whatever time and place he throw at you.
-Perfect. -Alright, bet.
Luda! -Peace.
♪
-Oh, yeah, producer Corey has agreed to switch teams,
so instead of working for Kev and Jon’s prank,
he’s gonna switch over and rock with me and Luda.
Yeah. It’s time for some sabotage. Let’s go!
-So you had a phone call with Nick?
-Yes, I did. -He talked to you about
what we’re thinking because Lil Jon’s pranking you.
-He thinks he’s pranking me.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -But we gonna flip it on him.
-Yeah, so, Lil Jon, he’s coming in with an air horn,
and I heard about some slime. -Yeah.
-So we’ll rig something that
looks like it’ll work, but it won’t work.
-See, Lil Jon is one of those people that always says
he can’t be pranked, and that’s why I love pranking people
who always feel like they just can’t be pranked.
This is what makes for good television.
I’m thinking something way bigger than slime.
-So, what are you thinking instead
when he blows the horn? -I feel like I want to, like,
fall out of a window or something, man.
I feel like I can get my stunt double
from the "Fast and Furious" movies over here.
And then we have to switch at some point
and really make Jon feel like I’m hurt.
-So I’ll get with the stunt team.
We’ll get with your stunt double.
-Okay.
-And we’re gonna flip the script.
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Sounds good, man.
-We’ve got to make this epic. Epic.
-So, there you have it.
When Jon tries to prank Ludacris with
his signature super-loud horn, it’s gonna backfire
big-time, baby.
We gonna make Jon believe that he scared Luda right out
of a third-story window.
-♪ I catch you by surprise
♪ I sting you like a bumblebee ♪
[ Horn blares ]
-[ Crash ] -What?!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-What the [bleep]
What happened? What happened?
-I don’t know what happened.
Lil Jon, he did his job.
Ludacris has agreed to come to Jon’s new recording studio
in a few hours.
Jon is meeting up with my producer Dave
to walk through the prank.
-It’s prank day, mother[bleep]
-So this is our set.
-Nice. Looks like a studio.
-Okay, is this what you and Kevin talked about?
-Yeah.
-So this is Jakeem, he’s playing the studio manager, right?
-Been in a studio before? -Been in a studio.
-Okay.
-And then...you said you wanted a --
-A super-loud horn.
I could have this in the club.
Y’all ready to turn up?!
[ Horn blares ]
[ Car alarms ringing, dogs barking ]
-That’s good. Alright. So that’s part one.
Now, at the same time, you’re gonna trigger this.
-Oh, so this is where everything comes down?
-Yeah. -Yeah. Perfect.
-Okay.
-Alright. So we all on the same page.
Here’s how this is gonna play out.
You bring Cris up, make sure he sits in this freaking chair.
-Got you. -If he sits anywhere else,
he can’t get slimed!
[ Buzzer ]
So put him here, talk to him, small talk.
I’ll be in the back, in the control room,
waiting for the right moment.
When I feel it’s the right moment,
I’m gonna come out with this loud-ass air horn.
[ Imitating horn ]
And at the same time, push the button,
which releases the slime on Cris.
Pretty easy. Don’t [bleep] it up.
-I ain’t gonna mess it up.
-We got one chance to hit him with the slime.
[ Alarm buzzing ]
-So Lil Jon thinks that of course I’m coming to his studio,
and he wants me to get and sit into this specific chair.
Soon as I sit in this seat,
he’s gonna come out with a bullhorn
and then slime is going to hit me.
But what actually is gonna happen is my stunt double,
my man Tim, is going to fall out of the window.
On cue.
-Your body double will be taking a phone call.
So when it happens, he’s gonna come out, blow the air horn,
and he’s gonna go over the edge.
-Got you. -Okay?
You’re gonna be down there already as if you fell.
-Mm-hmm. -And you’re gonna play hurt.
When the time’s right, you’re just gonna reveal.
-Perfect. So, listen, guys, I’m gonna tell you like this.
Definitely don’t want this prank to work for Lil Jon.
I want to flip it on him.
So I’m gonna do everything to frustrate him
a little bit at first, and then to continue
to just piss him off.
You guys go get in your positions.
When I arrive, it’s go time.
♪
-Okay, so basically, you know what time it is, right?
-I don’t know. I don’t have on a very expensive watch.
-Alright, well, that’s not my problem. That’s your problem.
-I’m just saying you got your priorities [bleep] up.
-Okay, you know what your priority should be, Nick?
-What? -Paying the [bleep] attention.
-I’m looking. -This is me and Lil Jon
about to prank the hell out of Luda.
-Lil Jon and Lil Hart.
-Check. Check.
Jakeem, are you ready? Can you hear me?
Give me a thumbs up if you can hear me.
-I’m good. I hear you.
-You remember everything I told you, right?
-Yeah, I remember everything. -Alright.
Cris is on his way. Everybody get in your positions.
And good luck. Do a good job, or I’m gonna be pissed.
-I think I see a car coming.
-Okay. Looks like our guy is here.
Introduce yourself as the studio manager.
[ Laughs ] Look at his guy.
He’s got on white? -What up, my man?
-What’s up, Luda? -We gonna mess that up.
-How you doing, man? -I’m Lil Jon’s studio manager.
-Alright, there he is, walking right into my trap.
Look at this. -Why would you want
to trap your friend? You’re some kind of friend, Kev.
-What are you talking about,
why would you want to trap your friend?
That’s the reason why you’re pranking.
-So, what, are we just gonna head right upstairs?
I didn’t even know Jon had a studio over here.
-Oh, for real? -No, this is dope.
-Yeah.
You need anything, let me know.
-Make sure he sits in the right chair.
-Yeah, just ahead and take a seat right there.
-Uh, where’s the bathroom at?
-Uh... -Uh...
-Okay. Wait a minute. Hold up.
Wait, what’s happening?
-The bathroom getting renovated.
-Uh, the bathroom got renovated.
-What you mean, the bathroom got renovated?
That’s, like, a fire hazard.
-It’s up there.
-What is happening right now?
Hold on.
He’s going in the bathroom?
-It got renovated or it’s upstairs?
-Nah, it’s upstairs.
It’s, like, right -- right up there.
-Y’all are trippin’.
There should be more than one bathroom.
Alright, give me a second.
-What is this boy doing? I mean...
-Damn. -Remember, you have to make him
sit in that particular seat.
-Man, I’m sorry about that.
-The other chair is my seat, where I like to sit.
-It’s my seat. -No, my seat.
-Yeah, if you just have a seat right here, we’ll be good.
-No worries. I kind of like facing out to the outside.
-Wait.
Yo, uh...
-Take the other. Jesus! The other chair!
-Say, "That’s Jon’s favorite seat.
That’s where he sits."
-That’s -- That’s Jon’s favorite seat.
-There’s, like, 18 seats in here, bruh.
-No, but tell him I’m coming out to talk to him
before we get to work, and that’s where I want to sit.
-Lil Jon just really prefers if, you know,
if you’re sitting in this seat.
Like, he -- he loves that seat.
-Huh.
-So it’s like...
You know...
-It’s the same exact seat.
I don’t know what you talking about.
-Come on, man. You got to save this.
-Not going according to plan? -Shut up, Nick.
-Bro, what the hell is going on?
-Oh, my God.
I don’t know what you talking about.
-Come on, man. You got to save this.
-Not going according to plan?
-Shut up, Nick.
-Well...
Everybody’s got their favorite, you know...
-I feel honored to be sitting in Jon’s
favorite seat right now.
-You losing this. -If this was really his
favorite seat, he would be sitting in it
when I came in here, that’s how I feel about it.
-Tell him I’m finishing up a session
and then I’m coming right out
and we’re gonna have a conversation.
-Lil Jon, he finishing up a session,
so he’ll be out here in a second.
-Why do you want me to sit there so bad, bruh?
-Don’t -- don’t look up, bro.
What are you doing?
Oh, my God.
-Okay. Wait a minute. What’s the other kid doing?
He’s looking right up at where the slime’s gonna come from.
-Is this Nickelodeon?
-Shut your ass up, Nick!
-Said I’m gonna slime the rapper.
-Yo, y’all are trippin’.
I got to make a call real quick. Hold on a sec.
-Alright. -Why don’t you get up
out of the chair and sit in the other chair
so he can’t sit there?
-Yo. -Great.
-This is the best y’all could come up with?
-The only problem is that if they do it, like, beforehand,
it’s, like, I feel like we have to bring the price up
just a little bit.
Alright, I’ll hit you back.
Man, get out my seat, bruh.
-What the hell? -That’s my seat.
I’m tired of this, bro.
I don’t care if you say it’s Jon’s favorite seat.
-That’s kind of rude.
-This is a comfy seat, man.
-Listen, I don’t know if you’ve noticed,
but this seat and that seat are identical.
-But it’s not. -Listen, do you want me to --
Here. Come on, goddammit.
Let me -- I’ll put this seat over here.
Okay? -What the hell?
-Okay, go ahead. Yeah, you move --
-He picked that [bleep] chair up.
-What is this musical chairs bull [bleep]
Sit the [bleep] down!
-Perfect, perfect. Right there. -I got it.
-[ Grunts ] -Here we go.
Thank you. I appreciate it. -I got you, I got you.
We gonna put this right over here.
-Yeah. Please do. Thank you, man.
This is -- Thank you for that.
-What the hell?
-Oh, my God. Is Ludacris out of his damn mind?
-He’s Ludacris. His rap name is not cognitively secure.
-Okay, Mr. Vocabulary.
-Hey, you know what? You was right.
This seat actually is even more comfortable, man.
Thank you. Wow.
-[ Groans ]
-You better figure something out, bro.
The prank is dead
if you don’t figure out how to get him in that seat.
-If you could please, just for the sake of my job, man.
-The sake of your job? -Yeah, that’s a good one.
-Yes, he will fire me if you do not sit in the right...
It just -- Can you please?
I’m just asking you, please.
♪
-You know what? Whatever. -Please. Please.
-I’ll sit in the chair.
-I appreciate you, man. -I got you.
-Oh, great.
-Okay, come on. Hey, hey, hey, we got to do it now.
-You got to. -Let’s do it now before
he goes to the bathroom again. -Because this is the worst prank
in history of pranking. -Shut up, Nick.
-Where’s the horn? [ Whispering indistinctly ]
-How was the flight and everything?
-It landed. How you like that?
-I like that, I like that. -You know what I mean?
Like, there’s no better answer that you can give to that.
-I feel that. -You know?
-Yeah.
-Whether it was bumpy or not, it landed.
-That’s all that matters.
Can I get you any water or anything?
-I got to make a call real quick, bro.
-No!
-Boy, oh, boy. I tell you.
♪
-3...
♪
...2...
-Hold on, wait, wait, Jon. Wait. Wait, Jon.
-No, don’t wait, Jon.
[ Horn blares ]
[ Crash ] -What?!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -What the [bleep]
-What happened? What happened?
-What the [bleep] was that?!
-I don’t know what happened.
-Hey, will you check out there?
-Oh, no. Hell no, man!
Hell no! -Oh [bleep]
-[Bleep] -Jon!
-[ Groans ] -Luda, you good?
Cris, you good?
-Good, my ass.
-What the [bleep]
-[Bleep]
[ Groans ]
I think I got -- ah.
-What? -This is rough. This is all bad.
I don’t know if you’ve ever been sued, but...
-No. -[ Groans ]
[ Coughs, vomits ]
[ Groans ] [Bleep]
-What -- what is going on, bro?
-You paying attention, Kev?
-Call the ambulance, bro. [ Groans ]
Why’d you blow that horn, bro?
-Dumb-ass horn.
-Yo, what are you doing?
-I was just trying to startle you while I frickin’ made
this slime fall on you. -Startle?
And slime? -Yeah.
-I’m suing everybody, by the way.
-You sue him. Sue him. Don’t sue me.
-Oh, you son of a bitch. Did you --
-Yes, let’s watch.
-This ain’t even my studio.
This is his production. Actually, sue Kevin Hart.
-You know what? I knew it wasn’t your studio
because there’s no alcohol any God damn where.
And I’m trying to startle you, mother [bleep]
’cause I got your ass trying to get me.
How dare you, mother [bleep]
How dare you do that [bleep] to me?!
How dare you?!
-Got ya!
[ Laughs ]
When a prank within a prank...
Boy, I tell you.
-So you just -- How you ambush my prank?
-Man, listen, Kevin was talking too loud.
-You knew what I was doing. -Oh, come on.
-You knew what I was doing, man. -I’m the prank king.
-You proud of yourself? -I heard your whole
little conversation, Kevy Kev.
-Hey, Nick. -"Get him in the chair."
-Nick, Nick...
-"Gonna slime Ludacris in the chair."
-Nick. Nick, let me tell you something.
-You got to wake up hella early in the morning
to get with the prank king, baby!
-Did you do any stunts in the new movie?
-Hell, yeah. -[ Laughs ]
-I got to get on my Tom Cruise [bleep] man.
That’s the whole point.
So it’s all in how you fall. You know what I mean?
-But you didn’t go over that railing?
-I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t take the fall.
But I’ll tell you who did.
My guy right here, my stunt double.
-Alright. You ain’t got no muscle.
-Don’t he look just like me?
-Yeah, kind of, yeah, similar.
-That’s "Two-dacris." Number two.
-Hey. -There’s Ludacris
and "Two-dacris."
-Boy, you came out a Tyler Perry movie with this.
[ Laughter ]
-Nah, it was all good, man.
Look, fun times, this is what we do.
This is family. This is my brother.
We’ve known each other for decades.
Business and friendship, it’s all good, man.
It’s all in fun and games.
-Man, whatever, I’m getting you back.
I’m gonna get him back! I’m getting him back!
-First of all, I’m pissed off at the understanding
and thought process to be smart enough to get the stunt man
to take the place of Luda.
-Good job, Luda! -That’s pretty funny.
He made him jump over the banister.
Man!
It was espionage.
-I’m [bleep] pissed, man.
I’m up for the task of going even bigger now.
He’s gonna get hit by the car.
[ Tires squeal ] -What?!
-Alright, guys. -♪ Prank king
-Okay. -♪ Prank king
-Shut your ass up. -♪ Let me hear you scream
♪ Prank king! Prank king! Say it ♪
-That’s good.
It’s good just because you’re such an asshole
that you’re eavesdropping to see what I’m gonna do.
-Look how scared Lil Jon was.
[ Horn blares ]
-What?! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-What the [bleep] -What happened? What happened?
-I don’t know what happened.
-Yo, Lil Jon saw his life flash before his Oakley glasses.
There was about to be no more "Fast and Furiouses."
-That’s good. -Just ’cause of your ass.
-Okay. Alright, game on.
-Prank king! -Game on.
-Yeah! -Game on. Game on.
♪
-Yo? -Jon.
Hey, what’s going on?
-Kev, I’m [bleep] pissed, man.
America, what the [bleep]
I’m supposed to be pranking Cris.
And Cris flips the prank and pranks me?
That’s not how this is supposed to work!
-No, listen. That was a [bleep] up.
I’m just gonna say what it was. That was a [bleep] up.
They overheard us.
-You got to start lowering your volume
when you talk to people, Kevin.
-I know!
I mean, who knew how low that piece of [bleep]
Nick Cannon would stoop?
It was espionage. That’s exactly what it was.
-Well, you know what you got to do for me?
That means you got to go bigger and crazier
for my revenge prank on him now.
-I do. I got some ideas. Big ideas.
-I mean, I’ve pranked people before.
And, you know, most of the time, they go well.
This one did not, but I’m up for the task
of going even bigger now.
-Well, you told me Luda doesn’t like to do any
of his own stunts.
Despite the fact that he’s in
all these action movies,
he still feels that way, right?
-Yes. -So what if we have
some sort of a crazed fan,
like a stalker-level dude hounding him, like he want
an autograph, he’s on Luda’s ass for an autograph.
-I love the crazed fan
because that’s gonna throw him off balance
because that’s one thing us celebrities hate,
is these crazy fans.
And it’s, like, sometimes they start off, like, calm,
and then they turn into lunatics.
And if he turns into a lunatic,
that’s gonna leave Cris totally unsuspecting.
-You got it. -Alright, so one thing.
Give me a new producer.
That producer [bleep] up my prank the last time.
I can’t have anything go wrong.
-No, new producer for sure. I understand that.
-I got to get a big "W" with this one.
-Done deal.
-He pranked me first.
Now I got to go harder. I’m ready for the fight.
And we will get Mr. Ludacris Bridges back.
-Here we go. It’s on. Alright, we got a plan.
But time is of the essence.
I sent my new producer Luke over to meet with Lil Jon
to get this thing hashed out.
-Jon. -Man.
You know I’m a little upset.
-So Kev told me -- -Fix it!
-I know. I know, I know. -Fix it!
-He said you’re not thrilled.
-I’m [bleep] pissed, man.
-So here’s what we’re gonna do.
He’s gonna think he’s coming to a photo shoot,
and then we’re gonna have a crazed fan approach.
And this crazed fans is gonna get into a fight
with a production assistant,
and then it’s gonna culminate in a car accident
of pretty epic proportions.
-Epic car accident. Great. I love all of those words.
-He got you bad with a stunt gone wrong.
-Yeah. -We’re gonna get him back.
-Alright. We better.
-I promise you you’ll be happy about this.
I’m a new producer.
What happened before is not gonna happen to you again.
-Alright. -Okay?
-Cool.
-Alright. -My man. Thank you, sir.
♪
-It’s prank day again.
I’m sorry. I forgot that I need to talk quieter.
Yeah. It’s prank day.
And my team has been working their asses off
to make sure that the revenge prank on Ludacris
is absolutely perfect.
And Lil Jon is ready to meet with the team
to make sure all the pieces are in place.
-I’m here. Did you get all of my ingredients?
-I have your ingredients.
I had everything you talked with Kev about.
Okay, so you’ll notice the gentleman
wearing the big security shirt. -He must be security!
-He is indeed security. This is Bones.
Alvin is going to be our super fan.
-Ah, now, your job is super, super important.
And the last guy must be our P. A.
-Last guy is our P. A.
And he’s actually a stunt guy.
-Oh. -So when we get down to
the get down, he’s gonna be the one sliding over the car
when our super fan drives it out as the last beat, okay?
-Cris, you know, he don’t do his own stunts.
When he pranked me, he didn’t fall off the balcony.
He had somebody else do it.
When he’s in "Fast and Furious," he’s not doing his stunts.
So I’m gonna get into the action.
-You wanted this to be bigger and faster and more furious.
-Yes. -Alex, the P. A., is gonna tell
Luda that it’s time for the photo shoot,
the thing he’s been waiting for this whole time.
As Alex walks across here, he’s going to get hit by...
-[ Engine revving ] -...the car.
-Right on.
-Alvin’s driving it. We have a stunt driver.
Because Alvin’s never hit somebody with a car.
-Not that we know of.
Wow, you’re the same [bleep] height.
Hollywood, man.
-Alright. -Alright.
-Ready for it. -Alright.
-Alright. Kill it.
Well, break a le-- I mean, um...
[ Laughter ]
Do a good job. Do a good job.
Yeah. There we go.
Operation "Got your ass back."
-Legendary. -Thank you.
-I don’t want to -- [bleep] just nervous, bro.
-Security ain’t doing his job.
-Come outside, man!
-Oh! -Oh [bleep]
-My crew is putting the finish
Luda’s green room.
He thinks that he’s showing up
for just another photo shoot, but he’s not!
Me and Lil Jon are about to get our revenge.
And revenge is extra sweet when it comes
after you’ve been betrayed by those who we trusted most.
Wait until you see what I got in store for you.
-I’m waiting.
-There will be absolutely no bull [bleep]
that’s happening on this particular prank
because I have been watching your cheating ass.
Lil Jon, we’re going to get our revenge.
And Luda has no idea what’s about to happen.
-Because he’s already won.
-He has not won.
Wait until you see what I got in store for you.
-Get out the store, alright? -Okay, okay.
-Take it from the store and put it on the shelf.
-Now this is a control room!
Me and Cris was part of one of the biggest songs in history.
But I’m the O. G. prankster!
I came up with the damn prank. He just reversed it on me.
What kind of [bleep] is that? I’m about to get you, Cris.
Operation "Got your ass back" in full effect.
-Alright, here we go, folks. Everyone to our first positions.
We are rolling.
-Alright, everybody’s in place.
My actors are in place.
My crazy fan is in place. The stunt car is in place.
The stunt man is in place. I just need my victim.
Where is my victim?
♪
[ Buzzing ]
-There he is. Okay.
-Hey, how’s it going, man?
Just setting up some refreshments for you.
-Oh, nice. Nice. -Alex, man.
-My guy. -If you need anything,
you want some snacks? -Cool.
-Hey, go ahead and sit down. Chill out. Relax.
We’re just waiting for production
to finish setting up the photo shoot.
-Oh, yeah, no problem. -Yeah.
-Cool.
-Alright, super fan. Come on.
-Phase one, bring in the super fan.
-Just don’t touch Luda’s hair because his afro is perfect.
-How’s your day been?
-Hey, man, so far, so hood.
-Yeah?
-Hey, man.
-What’s up?
Can I get you like water? You need anything at all, man?
-Yeah, yeah. Just -- yeah.
-That’s all you, man.
Alright, I’ll be right back.
-Oh, Nick, I guess I should ask, that is Luda, right?
-That could be Two-dacris.
-That’s not Two-dacris.
Two-dacris’ cheeks and eyebrows are completely different.
You just got to look at him head on.
This is Ludacris for real. I know it is.
-Hey, man.
I’m a huge fan, bro. I know you don’t know me.
I ain’t trying to -- you know -- just mad respect, bro.
-Yeah. All good. I appreciate it, man.
-See, that’s what happens when actual celebrities
have actual fans.
You never had somebody excited to meet you?
-I’ve had people cry, Nick. Cry.
-That’s ’cause your breath stink.
-No. No, Nick. I didn’t even say nothing.
-That’s halitosis.
-Talking about at the sight of me.
I’ve walked into places and people passed out.
Pow. "Oh, my God, Kevin Hart -- I can’t --"
-Whatever. -I got to give people
clap ons to get them back up. -Whatever.
Let’s finish -- Watch the damn prank.
-Hey, tell him to say he liked his new movie on Netflix.
-Just like I liked your new movie on Netflix.
-Love.
-Tell him he’s a legend.
-You’re legendary, for real, for real.
-Thank you, man. -Yeah, legendary.
-Thank you. -Just, like, real cool.
And really why I like you is I came to Atlanta or whatever.
You showed up on the Instagram feed.
-[ Laughs ] -I’m just being kind of awkward,
but, like, I want to -- [bleep] just nervous, bro.
-Look at Luda right now, praying that this guy
gets out of his green room.
-Hey. Hey.
I got to, um...
-[ Laughs ]
Look at his face. He’s like, "What’s going on?"
-I’m into cars, into racing and [bleep]
You know?
If you just would mind signing this, it’s my Camaro.
-Okay. -Yeah, you don’t mind
signing it? My name’s Alvin.
-I got you covered. -Huge fan, man.
-Alvin. -Yeah.
-Alright. This looks like you, bro.
-Yeah. That’s my car.
-Okay. You want me to sign a picture with my name on it --
-No, no, no. "To Alvin, To Alvin, To Alvin."
-But you should be signing this for me because
this is you on the picture. -Yo, I know, I know.
But this is to share racing, man.
-[ Laughs ]
What the hell?
-Hey, uh... -Yeah?
-This guy bothering you?
-Yeah, actually, he is. -[ Laughs ]
-Uh, what’s your name? -Huh?
-Who are you? -I’m Alvin, man.
-What department are you in? -Department? I’m Alvin.
They told me I could come through or whatever.
-Who told you?
-The dude over there. Like, on the other side.
-Bro, is he bothering you?
You want me to get him out of here?
-Yeah. -You might need some help, bro.
I don’t know. Alvin looked like he might whup your ass.
-Do you want me to call security?
-You ain’t got to call security. I’m Alvin.
-Where did you get this guy?
-You’ll see. Pay attention, buddy.
-He’s one of them real ones.
-Hey, we need security.
We got some guy harassing. -Luda?
-Hold up, hey, yo. We ain’t -- Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
-Can you get him out of here, please?
-I’m good. I’m good. I’m good. I’m good.
-Luda’s like, "What is going on?"
-Hey, Luda, man. Can I get a selfie?
-That guy’s not right.
Something’s not right in his head.
I’m gonna be honest with you.
-Probably just like snuck on here.
-[ Laughs ] He waving at him!
-Something’s definitely not right about him.
-Where are you from?
-Atlanta, Georgia, by way of Illinois.
I was born in Illinois. -What part of Illinois?
-Champagne, just like that champagne
that’s over there, man. -[ Chuckles ]
-Hey, man. Luda.
Can you sign it, please? -Bro, get out of here.
-What the hell is wrong him? -Sign and I’m gone, bro.
-Leave! Bro, get out!
-I got it now. -I said no!
-Hey, Luda -- -You want me to call security?
-Hey, [bleep] you. -Bro, just shut the [bleep] up!
Luda, bro? -Come on, man.
-For real, just sign it, and I’m gone.
-He ain’t signing [bleep] -[Bleep] you! Shut up!
Oh [bleep] -Get out of here.
Okay, you trying to throw [bleep]
-Here we go. Here we go.
-Security ain’t doing his job.
-Come outside! -Security, this guy
is still [bleep] here. -Luda, bruh!
Gone if you just sign it, man. I’m --
Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Oh! Good slam.
-Okay, alright. I’m chill. I’m chill, I’m chill.
-You good? -I’m chill.
I’m chill. I’m chill. I’m chill.
-Calm down, man. -I’m chill, I’m chill.
-Well, guess what, Luda. You’re responsible.
Yeah. -How’s he responsible?
-What do you mean? -That’s a crazy person.
-These people are with him, huh?
These people doing the slamming are with him.
-Yeah, you guys need to fire this security because,
uh, he doesn’t know how to escort people
off the premises at all.
[Bleep]
-Go for Alex.
Okay. Got it.
Alright, listen, man, they’re ready for you. Let’s go.
-Well, this is when Lil Jon now has to get into position
so we can hit you with what I like to call the finale.
But in a way only the prank god can perform.
-You first.
-Hey, give me a second.
-I don’t know if you’re doing such a good job, bro.
-Just so I can make sure it’s all right.
-You got this guy coming back. -I mean, he gone now. He good.
-No, no, he’s not gone. They’re never gone.
-Alright, yeah, we’re good. -[ Horn honks ]
-Whoa! -Oh [bleep]
-Luda, bro, I’m gone if you just sign.
Hey, hey, hey, whoa. -Oh! Good slam.
-I’m chill, I’m chill. -Alright.
-He gone now. -No, no, he’s not gone.
They’re never gone. -Oh, yeah, we’re good.
[ Horn honks ] -Whoa!
-Oh [bleep] -[ Groans ]
-Move, bitch! Get out the way!
-[ Laughs ]
[ Engine revving ]
-Yo! -Look at that awful display
of athletic ability there.
Jesus Christ.
-We need to get Two-dacris back in there.
-Yeah, definitely.
Well, now you know why Two-dacris exists.
Everybody says, "Why do actors need stunt men?"
-Perfect example. -There you go.
-What the hell is going on? -[ Coughs ] Ow.
[ Horn honks ]
-Aaah! -[ Laughs ]
-Ha! Ha!
Back at you. -You finally got me.
You son of a bitch.
That was pretty good.
-Yeah. -I like the whole car bit.
That was pretty good. -That was like
"Fast and Furious." -It was real fast and furious.
Damn.
-That outfit is one of the worst hoochie daddy outfits
I’ve ever seen. -By the way, you talkin’.
Look at Luda’s.
Luda looks like he play the spoons.
-I didn’t know what was going on.
I thought this whole charcuterie board was gonna blow up.
I didn’t know what the hell was gonna happen, man.
The moment I stepped up,
something just didn’t feel right.
-Oh, because it was just -- -Like, why do we need a security
in front of this room? There’s no reason.
-Yeah, but you knew something was going on,
but you did not know what.
-I definitely did not know what was going on.
-And you did not expect that dude to go crazy.
-I didn’t expect that. -Banging on the window.
-Good job, my brother. -Hey. Thank you.
-Oh, man. -Yeah. [ Laughs ]
-Lil Jon’s outfit is young and old all at the same time.
-Lil Jon definitely has those six generations.
-The revenge is so sweet right now.
Ooh, so sweet.
-Listen, I do movies.
You know, I do some stunts for real.
But that was a damn good stunt.
They did a really good job. -My man!
-It’s all about the angles. -Killed it.
-It’s all about the angles you hit him with, so I was like,
"Oh [bleep]"
I don’t know -- I really thought I was about to have
to start fighting somebody.
I thought my guy was gonna come back
because I feel like security and him,
they couldn’t handle him.
And he just kept getting more and more angry.
Right? Kept getting madder and madder.
-Yes! -So I felt like --
-Good job. -Did I sell it?
-You sold it. -You were scared a little?
-Alright, well, who won the damn prank?
-So that makes it seem like I won then. I’m just saying.
-I’d have to maybe call it even, man.
Just when I thought Jon wasn’t being thoughtful
and strategic enough, he went and did something
that kind of caught me a little bit off guard.
-Yes, -Maybe we even, but if I was to
tip the scale, I’d say I won a little bit.
-No, I would say -- -This is me, you know?
This is Jon here. -This is me, this is you.
-I think it’s somewhere in there.
-Yeah. Me, you.
-Martin Luther King said, "When evil man plot,
good men plan."
-What the [bleep] does that have to do with the goddamn prank?
-You was plotting while I was planning!
-Nick, you were stealing.
-Whatever. All is fair in what?
-In love and prank. -There it is.
-I’ll give it to you, buddy.
-Ah, I knew it. I knew it. You know what?
I don’t want to celebrate too openly
because I know I don’t want to hurt your feelings, man
-Hey, whatever. Get out of here. -You know, listen, man.
-It’s all good. -Usually you are
the orchestrator when it comes to all the beats
in these hit records we’ve put out
from "Yeah" to "Lovers and Friends."
For the first time, how does it feel to not be
the orchestrator of a hit?
I orchestrated this hit, and you got to take it, bro.
You just have to take it this time.
-In this episode of "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
I will bow down and give this versus to you.
I will say you and Luda are the winners.
-Yes, and you got to go get an outfit just like Lil Jon.
-Lil Jon and Luda are dressed like they witnessed
the biggest designer sale known to man.
-I mean, you used my prank.
So I kind of won two, so, you know.
And if it wasn’t for Kevin’s big mouth,
you would have never found out.
-You know what? That is the moral to this story.
Kevin is the one to blame. -Yes.
-To be honest, he just got to shut the hell up sometime
and not talk so damn loud.
-Of course, everybody is fair game
because it’s all fun.
Shouts out to Luda, shouts out to Lil Jon.
-Yeah! -Nick, you definitely
get the "W" on this one. -Thank you.
All’s fair in love and prank, like you said.
But it’s not over. We still got more people
to prank, more fun and games to be had.
-Yeah. -Until then,
we’ll see you next time. -He likes to have the last word.
-What are you talking about? That’s called a wrap up, Nick.
Hey, maybe if you did it, [bleep] would change your life.
-Very funny.
-I’m talking about your [bleep]
-Next time on "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
It’s the Bella twins face off.
Brie versus Nicki.
-I know how the uncool it is.
She’s gonna be waiting for it, so I feel like something small.
-Aah!
-She thinks it’s over, and then the big one.
-Oh, my God, what the [bleep]
-Hey! -Hey! Sir!
-Hey!
-A perfect prank would be like at the end of it,
we don’t look at all alike.
-I kind of have one more layer.
-Susan! Get the heavy duty stuff!
We’ve got an issue.
-Oh, my God!