-I’m Nick Cannon, and this guy...
-Raaah! -...is my best friend.
-And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here...
-[ Laughs ]
-...is someone who calls me their best friend.
-Take it from us --
There’s nothing that besties do better...
-Than pranking each other.
Oh! [ Both laugh ]
-Nothing brings friends closer together
than a good prank done well.
-And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-You have entered battle.
-Dear God. -Aah!
-...the show where we help our famous friends...
[ Air horn blares ]
...pull off some of the most elaborate...
-I’m [bleep], man.
-Oh [bleep]
-...unexpected...
[ Screaming ]
-...adrenaline-pumping...
-Oh [bleep]
-...and eye-opening pranks.
[ Laughter ]
-Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity
to engage in a prank war.
-That is where the slime is gonna come from.
-Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good.
-He wanted to prank me? -What?!
-After team one pulls their prank...
Let’s get it.
...the other team has to get their revenge.
-I need retribution.
-Oh, my God!
[ Both laugh ]
-Now on "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
it’s Tiffany Haddish vs. Killer Mike.
"Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-Starts now.
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
♪
-"Celebrity Prank Wars!" Oh, yeah. We up in here.
-We are up in here. -Yeah, and I’m the prank king.
-And I am the prank god. -Whatever.
I’m Nick Cannon. That’s... -Kevin Hart.
-Kevin Darnell Hart. -Kevin Hart.
You don’t have to say my government in its full.
-That’s what people -- They want to really know you.
-I don’t call you Nick Bartholomew Cannon.
-’Cause that’s not my middle name.
-I don’t call you Nick Mohammad Cannon. Huh?
-Okay, that is my middle name.
So -- But that’s beside the point.
People want to get to know us in a real way
and they know our real relationship.
And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars."
-That’s very true, Nick.
Today’s show is going to be amazing, man.
We have Tiffany Haddish vs. Killer Mike.
Oh, my God. -They’re very good friends.
But you’re really good friends with Tiffany Haddish.
-That’s my sister, man. My second sister. Right?
Super-talented comedian. One of the best in the biz.
Killer Mike’s an amazing rapper, actor, and activist.
Oh, wow. These two going at it
is gonna be a lot of fun. -I’m taking Tiffany.
You can have Killer Mike. -You know what, Nick?
As the prank god, I have no problem in doing that.
Nothing will change. -You’re worried. You’re worried.
-Nothing will change.
-Are you sure? -A minor adjustment.
-All right. Whatever. -A minor adjustment.
-Well, Tiffany, you know love you, and we gonna rock out.
You know what I mean? ’Cause she ready, right?
That’s how it is. She read-- We ready!
And I’m going first.
♪
Nothing would be better than upping my game and winning
with one of Kev’s best friends by my side.
Yes. Tiffany is a megastar in everything that she does.
She got a Grammy, She got an Emmy.
And you know what? She might get a "pranky."
Yeah.
Yo, Tiff, what up? It’s Nick Cannon.
-Oh, hey. What’s up, Nick? -Yo, I’m so glad
that you picked up. I wanted to chop it up with you
and talk about a prank war with Killer Mike.
-Oh, yes, Yes. Prank war.
At first I thought you was calling
to take me out on a date, and I was not feeling that.
But the "Prank Wars," yeah. What’s up with that?
Here’s my history with pranking. I don’t really have one.
I only do April Fools’ jokes, and usually those flop.
I did put out an ultrasound with me being pregnant.
Does that count as a prank?
I mean, everybody was pretty upset.
-I just want to let you know
that I’m putting my best producers on this.
We’re gonna go all the way in on Kev.
-Uh-huh. -’Cause Kev was very specific
that he wanted to help Killer Mike.
-What? -He said that his one goal
in this "Prank Wars" episode was to make sure that Killer Mike
pulls off the killer prank.
Hey, that’s why I’m calling. He wanted the smoke with you.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So Kevin wanted to make sure that he worked with my opponent?
He wanted to prank me? -You know how Kev is.
You know, he be getting crazy sometimes.
He was talking about some sort of vendetta
against you or something like that.
-Now, you pranking me
because he ain’t got no vendetta against me.
-Okay, okay, there’s no vendetta,
but I’m just trying to get you all riled up
because we really got to get this thing going.
I want you to win.
-Okay, I’m with it. What’s up? What you want to do?
-A’ight, kick it to me.
I want see where your head is. Talk to me.
-Okay. So, you know, I like doing stuff with food.
I like doing stuff with, like, art.
You know, like, have somebody thinking
that the pen is one way,
but then there’s, like, ink falling all over their hands
or something like that. [ Laughing ] Yeah, but...
Or, like, "Here’s a birthday celebration.
Blow your candles out." But the candles never go out.
-You got to go bigger than birthday candles.
Nah, we got to go big, Tiff.
-What if we did something with charities?
Because charities are always for a good cause.
It’s always good and sweet and wholesome and wonderful.
But what would happen if something bad happened
at the charity? Or somebody ended up at a charity
they realize it’s really for a bad cause, not a good cause?
-I like that. I like where you’re going with it.
That’s a great start. -Okay.
You like the charity angle? Okay, cool.
We have to do a charity that’s not real,
but we could put Kevin’s name on it.
-Ooh, I love this. -Okay?
What if we did a Kevin Hart’s growing pains charity?
No, um, a vertically challenged charity? No.
What if we do Kevin Hart’s charity
for people with little fingers?
-Okay, that’s a little -- That’s a little too gangster.
-Let’s just brainstorm on that for a couple of days,
and then let’s come back together and figure that out.
-Cool. I’m totally with it.
Whatever it is, we got to make Killer Mike
feel like he ruined the day.
All right, I’m gonna have my producer Kerry
reach out and find a time.
You free the next couple days? -Yeah, I’m available.
-Cool. All right. I’ll be in touch.
-All right, cool. Perfect.
-Then we can talk about that date.
[ Dial tone ] Yeah. H-Hello?
♪
-Hey. -Hi. How are you?
-I’m good. I’m good. -Nice to see you, Tiffany.
-Good to see you. Why you shaking my hand
like I just walked into the doctor’s office?
Look, working with Nick Cannon is interesting.
I’m not pregnant, so we know that I’m not his type.
We want to do this prank.
And I was thinking a charity. -Mm-hmm.
-We are coming together to prank Killer Mike.
It’s been pretty difficult ’cause I’m doing
most of the work ’cause he’s busy with the kids.
I’m thinking, like, Kevin Hart’s Mobility Charity.
-Oh. -That’s what we gonna call this.
Now, that’s very vague. And Mobility Charity? What is that?
Somebody that wants to be mobile.
Maybe they want a motor vehicle to move around.
Maybe they need a chair that moves, a scooter, or a bike.
Mobility. Moving. Getting them around.
I don’t know. Maybe they need a leg.
People that want cellphones...
and walk around with it.
That’s mobility. People that want to be on roller skates.
We getting them scholarships to roll.
We getting Killer Mike to come on in
to the Mobility Charity fundraiser.
-What do you need so we can get everything set up and arranged?
What do we need to do? -Oh.
Well, it’s a charity event, right?
We raising funds, right? We need lots of people.
I’m gonna need a microphone because at charity events --
and I’ve been to many -- you give a speech.
We gonna make him give a speech. Okay?
Oh. Ooh. You know what else I’m gonna need?
-What’s that? -Somebody got to get hurt.
But not for-real hurt. We got to get a stunt man.
And we’re gonna have him, like, sign some art or something,
and I want that to fall on the stunt man.
Okay? But the stunt man gots to have a mama.
That’s what’s gonna seal the deal.
Got to have a mama. Because when a mama lose it --
-A mom present? -The mama got to be there,
and she got to be like, "Oh, my baby, my baby!
Look what you did to my baby!"
She’s need to be a good actress.
-Okay. -A little over the top.
-Okay. Okay. That sounds like something we could do.
-Okay. -So I’m-a look at your schedule.
Let’s try to figure this out. And we can get this done.
-Yes, we gonna get it done! -All right.
-[ Laughs ] It’s gonna be so good!
It’s gonna be so good.
♪
-All right. Let me paint the picture for you.
Killer Mike thinks that he’s attending a charity event.
Now, he doesn’t know it yet, but the charity event
is for Kevin Hart’s Mobility Scholarship.
When does "Mobility" mean? I have no idea.
But it’s just vague enough that Mike won’t think anything of it.
Now, not only has Tiffany invited Killer Mike to attend --
She’s gonna first surprise him by asking him
to give an unprepared speech in front of a live audience.
Celebrities hate that type of thing.
And then when she asks him to add his autograph
to the art piece up for auction, disaster will strike.
-Okay. So this is it. -All right.
Very Kevin-Hart-style. -Well, we got the balloons.
You said you wanted some balloons.
-I did say I wanted balloons. -You said you wanted artwork.
-Okay. -So we’re gonna have you sign,
and then we’re going to have Killer Mike sign.
We actually have here Gary and his mother right here.
-Hi. -This is Ms. Tiffany Haddish.
-Nice to meet you.
-Gary. Nice to meet you. -Hi. Nice to meet you.
-I’m obviously gonna introduce you and Killer Mike
to everyone who’s here attending.
You’re going to give a speech.
Killer Mike’s gonna give a speech.
And then you’re gonna sign.
We want you to basically come and sign right here.
We’re going to have Gary over here. The painting --
Killer Mike’s gonna go to sign it.
It’s gonna hit Gary. He’s gonna fall.
He’s gonna be down here in pain, immobile.
-Ohhhh!
-And your boy’s gonna be responsible for it.
-Thank you, bruh. Thank you.
-That’s my mom. -Ah, perfect!
Now, if you could really milk it,
really being in pain... -Mm.
-I want the eyes just tearing up, everything.
And if you could scream, "Lord, my baby!
Oh, Lord! Ahh!"
If you could give us some of that.
I mean, you don’t have to do it exactly like that.
[ Laughter ] -Your version.
-That’d be hard. -You know,
"Oh, my baby!"
Like, "You did this to my baby!"
Something like that. That’d be great.
-All right. -Look here.
I’m-a do this today. I’m gonna demolish,
I’m gonna penetrate Killer Mike.
I’m gonna make him cry a little bit and get scared,
maybe call his lawyer because he done made somebody immobile.
-It’s good to see you again. What’s up?
-Oh, yeah, we gonna prank him today,
and we’re gonna get him good. -Hold that.
Hold that for the picture. Right there.
Y’all get it?
-Oh!
-Uh, Gary. Gary, Gary.
♪
-Okay. Looks like we’ve got everything we need --
a fake charity to drag Kevin’s name down with Killer Mike,
a stunt person, and an actor to play his mom.
All we need now is for Killer Mike to show up
and be his kind and generous self.
-Let me just be clear. There is no such thing
as the Mobility Charity. It is fake.
But what I’m gonna do is make it Kevin Hart’s charity.
Much like those shoes he be trying to wear
to make him look taller.
That’s how fake this charity is.
♪
-My producer Kerry is gonna play the foundation director
for your Mobility Scholarship.
-What? -The Mobility Scholarship.
-What is that? -Mobility.
Say it with me -- Mobility. -Okay. What is that?
-It’s your foundation. I don’t know.
-Here comes Mike. He’s walking towards Tiffany right now.
♪
-What’s up, love?
It’s good to you again. What’s up?
How you doing, man?
-I haven’t seen you in so long.
-I know. Love you, Tiff. -Ohh!
Oh, yeah, we gonna prank him today,
and we’re gonna get him good.
-Hi. How are you? -Hey, how are you? Michael.
-Welcome. I’m Kerry. -It’s good to meet you.
-Thank you. How y’all doing? -Hey. Gary.
-Hey. Michael. -Hey, Gary. How you doing?
-Hi. Nancy, Gary’s mom. -Hey. Michael. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for coming.
-Yeah, absolutely. -And once again,
thank you, Tiffany. This is the documentary crew here.
So this is a Mobility Scholarship fund
that Kevin Hart has, you know. -Okay.
-You don’t even show up to your own damn charity.
-Well, yeah, I’ll tell you why. Because it’s all made up, Nick.
-It is for, like, promising folks
who want to enter the mobility field.
-Life is better with mobility, right?
-The quality of life. -Yeah. I’m pro-mobility.
I like people to be able to use their body parts.
-Yeah. You get stuck when you don’t move. Right? -Yeah.
-Mobility. -This is ridiculous.
You’re pulling a prank, and you’re doing it on behalf of
a scholarship that I’m giving out.
-"I thought Kevin Hart was gonna be here."
-What you’re doing is ruining my brand.
This is ruining my brand. -[ Laughing ] Exactly!
-This is Gary, and he’s the reason we’re here.
He’s our inaugural recipient of the scholarship. -Okay.
-Oh [bleep]! Okay. -Yeah.
And this is his mother, Nancy. -You’re moving.
Okay. That’s -- So it obviously works.
Okay. How you doing, Gary? -I’m doing good, man.
Before I got, like, the scholarship,
I was, like, kind of stuck in a rut in life,
and the scholarship really just put a fire under my butt
to get things going and not get in my own way,
to see and realize, like, my full potential.
-That’s dope, man. Congratulations. -Yeah.
-I don’t know these Goddamn people.
You got kids that are expecting to see me
and expecting something positive
because of my efforts that don’t exist.
-Oh, it only gets better, baby. -Jesus Christ, man.
-It only gets better.
-So what are we doing? Are we --
-So, no. So we have, actually, our art-signing event,
which you and Tiffany are going to sign.
-Okay. -So you two are the last to sign it.
So we’re gonna take it to auction.
And we already have a starting bid of $100,000.
-Wow! That’s dope. -Oh, wow!
-So I can only imagine with your signatures.
Y’all ready to go on in? -Okay.
-All right.
-All right, all right!
Kevin Hart’s Mobility Scholarship Fund.
-Okay. All right. I’m curious to see what the hell happens.
-It’s like, you know what a United Negro is?
-Okay. Now, you can’t put those in the same thing.
-Mobility, United Negro.
-No. All right. Okay. Just let’s --
-Right there. I don’t know what...
-Equal. They both are the same. They equal out, okay?
Let’s see what happens.
-This is it. -Okay.
-Hey, how y’all doing?
-So this is the beautiful piece of artwork
that I was talking about earlier
that we’re gonna have you guys sign.
-Okay. -Did Kevin paint this himself?
-I don’t think Kevin painted this.
-Ah! She funny. She funny.
That’s -- Hey, that’s why she got a Grammy and an Emmy.
-Look at this.
-That’s what you go to, Tiffany? -You ain’t got no Grammy. You got a Grammy?
-Shut up, Nick! You know Goddamn well I ain’t got no Grammy.
-Tiffany got a Grammy. That’s how funny she is.
-I think somebody really rich is gonna pay $100,000 for this.
-You think so? -Won’t be me.
-It won’t be? [ Laughs ] -Yeah. No disrespect to the artist.
-Good evening, everyone.
Thank you all so much for joining us again
for our yearly Kevin Hart Mobility Scholarship.
I know Tiffany wants to say a few words.
So, Tiffany...
-Uh...
[ Applause ]
Hey, everybody. Hey!
I’ve been coming here for five years,
and every time, it’s more and more eye-opening.
I remember in Philadelphia, where we raised over $500,000,
and -- and we raised $500,000 for what?!
-Change! -For change.
I remember the marathon in Boston.
We raised a million dollars.
And what did we raise that money for?
-For change!
-That’s right.
When we had the other auction last year, it was crazy.
We raised $2.5 million.
-Wow! Wow! -Do you remember that?
And what did we raise that for?
-For change! -Yeah.
-Tiffany is so good. She is a class act.
-Now, this is her actually doing good. -Yeah.
-Now, you know what? I can’t keep --
’Cause I will do this all day. [ Laughter ]
But I’m gonna go ahead and pass the mic to you, Killer Mike.
Mike, we can pass the mic.
-Okay. -Yeah, pass the mic to you. -Pass the mic.
-Here we go. Hey, say a few words, Mike.
-On the spot. Don’t -- I hate when people do that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! -Hi, y’all.
-Speech! Speech! -Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Speech! -I didn’t know
I was gonna be doing a speech, but...
[ Laughter ] In time,
art is being used as a way to make the world better.
I’m in total support of that.
And whoever this artist was was definitely inspired.
And I’m really hoping that it sells for a lot of money
and we can create a lot of money and resources
for what? -Change!
-For change.
And hopefully people will be more mobile.
I didn’t know this was going on five years.
Now that I know, I’m in with you guys.
And I’m gonna give the mic a pass
and let you all do y’all thing for what?
-Change! -For freakin’ change.
-Thank you. Thank you.
-Buckle up, Hart.
-Now for our guest of honor, I want to bring up Gary.
[ Applause ]
-All right. Thank you, everybody.
I won’t waste too much of your time.
Thank you so much to Kevin Hart and to Killer Mike and Tiffany.
This charity has been so important to me.
When I was down, I didn’t -- I didn’t move, and I just --
I couldn’t even find the motivation to get out of bed.
This painting is really important for the charity.
The signatures that are gonna go on it are gonna,
obviously, raise its value.
It’s gonna help other people that have been
in my position, as well, before.
So, again, from the bottom of my heart, Kev,
thank you for the work that this charity has done.
Thank you. And that’s it. Thank you.
-Awesome. Thank you, Gary.
[ Applause ]
Thank you. Thanks, Gary.
So with that, we’re now going to move
into the most important part of the evening, this event.
And it’s the signing.
I know you can do that really well, too.
-So where should I sign? Over here?
-Let me see. Right here. -You want me to sign here?
-Yep. That works. Yep. -Okay.
Okay. -All right, guys.
[ Cheers and applause ] All right, Tiff.
Now we got to do our photo op.
[ Camera shutter clicking, laughter ]
Thank you, Tiffany. -Thank you.
-All right, so now...
-Okay. -Right here.
There we go. Right there.
♪
-Yeah.
-He has no idea. Watch this.
-Hold that pose. Hold that for the picture.
Right there. Y’all get it?
Not yet.
-Ohh! Oh!
-Oh, God.
-Gary! Gary, Gary, Gary! -My hip!
♪
-Hold that pose. Hold that for the picture.
Right there. Y’all get it?
Not yet. -Oh [bleep]!
-Oh! Oh, my gosh! Oh!
-Oh, God.
-Gary! Gary, Gary, Gary! -What the heck?!
You okay, Gary? -Gary! Gary!
-Gary! Oh, damn, Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary!
[ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God. -Gary!
-I can’t move. I can’t move.
I think something’s broken. -Don’t --
-Hold on, don’t touch -- -Don’t touch him. Oh, my God!
What happened? -I hit my hip on the ground.
-What happened to you?
-I think something’s broken. I can’t move.
-Yo, we got paramedics on -- -They’re coming.
I just got them. I just called them.
-Oh, my God! What the hell happened?!
-Are you okay? -Gary, are you okay?
-Oh, my hip. My hip. I think something’s broken.
-What happened? -The painting fell.
-What? What do you mean the painting?
-The painting fell. I was signing, it fell. -He was signing it,
and it fell down. -I didn’t know Gary was there. Gary!
-You were signing the painting and it fell?
-They told me to sign the painting.
-Did you pull it a little bit?
-I didn’t pull the [bleep] painting.
-[ Laughs ]
-He got the Mobility Award, and he’s now immobile.
-We shouldn’t move him, though, Miss Nancy. -Don’t move.
-Yeah, I don’t want to move. I don’t want to move.
-Yeah, it’s probably best you don’t move right now.
Can you move your other arm?
-This is a huge, huge setback. -[ Groans ]
-Oh [bleep]!
Gary, can you move your other arm? -Ow, ow.
-You gonna have to pay? -My arm’s fine. It’s my hip.
I can’t move my hip. I don’t want to move right now.
-Can you feel your legs? -I can feel my legs.
-Can you move your legs? -I can move.
But not my left leg. It really hurts.
-He can’t go back to the -- -Hold on. They’re call--
Hold on. They’re calling me.
I’m gonna go check and see if the paramedics are coming.
I’ll be right back. -He is trying to get the [bleep] up out of there.
-They’re calling us at the door. -They’re calling us at the door?
-Yeah. Don’t you see? Hold on, Miss Nancy.
We’re gonna get the paramedics to come in. -Oh, my God.
-They’re calling us. We’ll be right back.
Gary, we’re gonna get you some help.
-He been there too long.
Nick, I would have been out
as soon as I seen that painting swing down.
You hear me?
-Be right back. -They’re coming, they’re coming.
-Yeah. We’ll be right back. We’ll be right back.
-They’re coming. Somebody’s coming right now.
-Somebody’s got to -- -Somebody’s coming right now.
-Man, where them paramedics? I can’t...
I’m gonna pray.
-Oh, my God. Well, Nick, I’ll tell you this...
-What? -...you have gone too far once again.
-I got to pray, too.
Let’s pray. Let’s just pray over him.
-God, please. -Please, please heal his hip, Lord.
Heal his hip.
-I got some bad news for Killer Mike, though.
The paramedics ain’t coming at all.
-[ Laughs ] No, they need to come,
and they need to come lock Tiffany ass up
for this awful prayer that she just trying to tell.
All right? -Heal his hip,
his lips, his arm.
Just, Lord, go ahead and bless Killer Mike.
Bless Killer Mike. -No, no, bless Gary.
-Bless Killer Mike because you being pranked right now.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
[ Cheering ]
Bless Killer Mike.
[ Cheering, laughter continues ]
-Oh! Oh, my!
Fani Willis gonna prosecute my Black ass forever.
[ Laughter ]
I actually thought that I had taken a young white man
who was suffering from motionlessness and depression
off the face of the Earth with
one of the ugliest paintings I’ve ever seen in my life.
I didn’t think much of the story.
I was like, "Okay, Tiff want me here.
Kev want me here. We here for the charity."
I seen the art, I was like, "Whoa.
They’re keeping all this money."
It was funny.
I just didn’t understand if Gary was depressed.
I’m like, "What is Gary? Is he just a mama’s boy?
Like, what’s wrong with Gary?"
And then Gary go, "My hip!"
I’m like, "Get your punk ass up."
That’s what I really wanted to say to Gary.
Like, "Get the [bleep] up, Gary.
Where’s your [bleep] father?
This is what’s wrong with you." That’s what I wanted to do.
But my grandmother said, "Baby,
sometimes you just have to pray."
Like Miss Betty said, I was praying for Gary,
but time my man got here, I was getting the [bleep] out.
I was gonna be just like Gary’s dad --
"Sayonara, Nancy."
-So far, so good, but guess what?
I got to see yours first, buddy.
I got to see yours first. -I’m on a new level.
-All you did was incentivize me
to do better, go above and beyond.
Killer Mike, listen, don’t you worry about it.
You ain’t got to be hugging all up on Tiffany. She’s the enemy.
-I was just thinking, "I hope he’s a good sport.
I hope he don’t be super mad at me.
If I know Mike, he gonna start praying over him."
[ Laughter ]
Also, I was thinking,
"Yeah, Kevin. I beat you on this one. Next!"
-Tiffany can kiss ass right now. It’s go time.
We will come back bigger and better. -No, they won’t.
-We will. -Tiff, Nick,
I love you both, but I’m coming for you.
-Mike, what’s going on, man?
You at the location? -Yeah.
What kind of creepy-ass [bleep] you got me at?
I grew up with five sisters. I’ve been doing this [bleep] all my life.
"American Gladiators" meets "American Horror Story"? -Correct.
-I know Tiffany is scared [bleep] of poltergeists,
like most Black folks. -Oh [bleep]!
Aah!
♪
-All right, I’m not gonna lie. Tiffany and Nick
got Killer Mike pretty damn good.
They set the bar real high.
I can watch that whole thing again, and honestly,
there’s some priceless moments in it.
But -- But when it comes to getting pranked that good,
I want you to understand,
it just makes the world of revenge that much better.
Okay? That’s what it’s about. It’s now about the revenge.
-Tiffany Haddish shot a pilot, like, years ago.
We needed some gangbangers. She found them for us.
She said she bailed her cousin out of jail and told her,
"Hoe, get me all the gangbangers you know."
And it turns out that we knew some of the same folks.
Some of the homies down here knew some of the homies out there.
And Tiffany’s dope. We’ve done skits together before.
I think she’s incredible.
And I’m one of her bigger cheerleaders.
The advantage of striking first is, you’re more likely to win
’cause the person’s not suspecting it.
When you strike back,
you could go too big, you could go too hard.
You know, you could overplay it.
So my revenge prank, I’ve got some obstacles.
She’s not scared of much.
I mean, she survived and thrived in Hollywood.
She’s seen every desperate, distraught,
crazy [bleep] you could possibly see.
So I got to go big, man. I got to go big.
-If Mike and I are gonna win this prank war,
we got to strike back fast.
You cannot wait. At this moment, we got to strike fast.
I’ve known Tiffany a long time.
She is by far one of the strongest people that I know.
I don’t really think anything can rattle her,
but I think that we should try.
I’ve got a location in mind that just might be
the perfect setting for our revenge prank on Tiffany.
So what I wanted to do is send Killer Mike over there
to see what he thinks.
♪
-Yo, Kev. -Mike, what’s going on, man?
You at the location? -Yeah.
What kind of creepy-ass [bleep] you got me at?
-No, this is on purpose.
I wanted you to be in an environment
that would inspire you
to think of a great prank against Tiffany.
That’s why you’re there. -It looks rather industrial,
so you never know what’s gonna show up --
a homeless guy trying to murder you or a rat or something.
I’m definitely inspired. This feels like a haunted house.
And it ain’t quite Halloween yet.
But I think we can scare her pretty good.
-Yes! Yes, exactly.
No, I knew that place had potential.
Well, it’s a haunted house. A haunted house is perfect, man.
Okay? She’s gonna lose her Goddamn mind.
-We got to figure out how to get her in here.
Maybe brought her in like she was doing press or something.
-All right, I got an idea,
because I know that she’s been looking to buy, like,
a big space for her production company.
So maybe -- I don’t know, maybe she’s coming to check out
that space to see if it could be
the right environment for her. I don’t know.
How late can you stay there? I mean right where you’re at.
-If you think you got a plan or someone I can talk to,
I’ll hang around a bit.
-I got a good producer coming your way.
His name is Luke.
-Okay. Luke. Like Luke Duke. Okay. Gotcha.
-Wait, Mike, listen. He’s white. Does that scare you at all?
-White people as solos don’t scare me.
In groups of 15 or more, it gets pretty spooky.
-I just know how you are. I just wanted to give you a heads-up.
All right, hey, my guy is almost there.
You can wait like 10 minutes?
[ Siren wails ]
-You got five.
-This is your completely blank canvas.
-Gotcha. -You know, one of the things Kevin said,
I know -- I think he told me you said this, too --
from your relationship with her, she’s, like, afraid of --
She’s not a horror-movie person.
She’s afraid of all that stuff. -Yeah,
she’s not into the dark side.
-Not -- [ Laughs ]
All right, so what is it about --
Like, what’s -- what are her ticks in that space?
-I think bugs she’s definitely afraid of.
I know she doesn’t like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"-y
type killers.
No one wants to be chased.
I -- -I like those, personally.
I’m a fan. -Well, it definitely makes girls
hug you tighter on the sofa. -It does.
-What is my history with pranking?
I grow up with five sisters. I’ve been doing this [bleep] all my life.
The perfect prank is when the person buys all the way into it.
The sheer look of, first, terror, shock, and amazement
and then anger that comes over a person’s face.
How does that happen? You got to suspend disbelief.
It got to be some [bleep] that’s so spectacular or crazy
or magnificently mundane that the person believes it.
-This is a mobility scholarship fund.
It is for, like, promising folks
who want to enter the mobility field.
-I’m pro-mobility. I like people to be able to use their body parts.
She doesn’t like being alone in those spaces, so if we -- -Okay. Okay.
If we did, like, an obstacle course or maze kind of a thing?
-Like "American Gladiators" meets "American Horror Story"? -Correct.
-So I know Tiffany is scared [bleep] of poltergeist-y,
haunted house-y-type things, like most Black folks, right?
So me and Kevin got a crazy-ass thing
where we’re gonna put her in a haunted house --
Mike’s Tunnel of Terror.
And I think it’s gonna turn out dope.
-So if we do that, we have, like,
a rope for her going through. -I like that.
-And then do you want to be able to talk to her?
-Yeah, I want to be Jigsaw.
-Oh, God, that’s so good. -I want to be Jigsaw.
"Hello, Tiffany." -That’s so good.
-"Hold the rope." Yeah, I want to do that.
-All right, so we’ll have a speaker set up.
I hope she gets here. I don’t know how he’s gonna figure this out,
but if she gets here and the door slams behind her
and then it becomes this sort of obstacle course...
We can do spiders, we can do --
We can have somebody with a chain saw.
-Because most celebrities are always with a group of people,
like they’re rolling with a posse,
the challenge is gonna be to get her alone.
If I can get her alone in the building, lights out,
it’s gonna be the best prank ever.
-Okay, you heard him. You heard what he said.
Look, we got to trick that place out.
We got to build a maze, we got to get some spiders, bugs,
hire some ghosts, serial killers,
and we do not have a whole lot of time to do it in.
Hopefully, fingers crossed, I can get her to show up.
Now, I know she’s been on the hunt
for a cool industrial production space.
So what I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna use some of my back channels
to set up an appointment for her.
♪
My team has been busting their ass around the clock
to turn this blank warehouse space
into Tiffany’s waking nightmare.
We got fog. We got fire. We got babies.
We’ve even got a rope that she can use to guide her
through our house of horrors.
Now all we need is Killer Mike to do his walk-through
and add some killer touches.
♪
-[ Grunts ]
Oh, no!
Thank you, sir. -Wow.
-All right, it’s recap time.
Tiffany Haddish made Killer Mike think
that he killed a white dude.
By the way, that was probably
bittersweet for Mike, which is not cool.
So now, me and Mike,
well, we’re cranking up the heat a little bit.
My team took an empty warehouse
and turned it into Tiffany’s house of horrors.
♪
-[ Grunts ]
Oh, no!
Thank you, sir. -Wow.
-All right, so she walks in.
-Kevin and I have designed my own haunted house,
and it’s specifically designed for Tiffany’s fears.
-Thunder is gonna boom.
-This is the rope, the walk-through rope?
-This is the walk-through rope. So she’s grabbing on to this.
Each five, eight paces she makes,
you’re gonna tell her to stop,
you’re gonna mess with her a little bit.
You’re gonna give her a cue about what’s to come.
-This is a great corner to have someone stuck
to scare the [bleep] out of them. -Yes.
That will be happening, sir. -All right. All right.
-Yes. -And still traveling with the rope.
-Still traveling. You’re gonna be kind of,
I don’t want to say talking [bleep],
but scaring the [bleep] out of her
from a microphone. -Gotcha.
-So the spiders are gonna drop on her.
We have the webs.
-I need a demon baby and a contortionist.
Demon baby I see you guys are ready for.
-Demon baby we have.
We have, actually, a couple of demon babies.
-Yeah. This is definitely the voodoo hall.
-Uh-huh. And then when she’s at the finish line,
we’re gonna have some sparks come up,
this sort of grand finale, okay?
And then as she’s, like, catching her bearings
and probably cursing you out, you’re gonna come meet her.
-She’s from L. A., so she ain’t no sucker.
So I would just say clear the area of sharp [bleep],
guns and ammo, because if she really gets scared,
she might hurt somebody. -Okay, that’s scary.
But we will make -- That’s gonna be scary for all of us.
-Yeah. We don’t want that. -Okay, scary for her.
-Yeah, we don’t want anyone dying. -Okay.
All right, man, sounds good. -Tomorrow.
-Okay, people, it’s almost go time.
This demonic baby is taking shape.
It’s turning into something real special.
And we only got one more day to make this place super haunted.
If this doesn’t go well, I mean, look, he’s gonna be pissed,
and I don’t need Killer Mike being pissed.
Not at me. I don’t want that problem.
♪
-This is it, the control room. -All right.
-This is where you’re gonna strike fear into Tiffany Haddish.
-Let’s scare the [bleep] out of her. -Oh, yeah.
[ Thunder rumbles ]
♪
-I got this. This is my win. I’m taking her down.
-Guess what, people? I’m up. -Yep, my job is done.
-Your job is done because your job is [bleep].
-What?! -You came out
in what you think was a nice display of prank.
-Yes. Kevin Hart Mobility Award? -Well, Nick,
first of all, that was stupid within itself.
-It was hilarious. -No, it was stupid, Nick.
And because of that, what I’m gonna do is cause you to lose a friend.
-How you gonna do that? -Yeah, well, you just see.
I get so excited before a prank. I really do.
Especially when it’s someone as deserving to be pranked
as Tiffany, okay?
Tiffany basically thinks that she’s gonna go look at office space, right?
-Right. -I mean, I had to get her where I wanted her to be.
-Okay. -But it’s not office space.
-What is it? -Oh, check this out.
-Oh [bleep]. Now y’all about to -- y’all about to...
[Bleep] me. Okay.
I don’t like this, man. Stop it. Turn the lights on.
-Oh, don’t get scared now, Tiff. -Oh, it’s that kind of prank.
I see what you’re doing. -Don’t get scared now, Tiff.
-Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany.
-That’s creepy. -Yeah.
-Welcome to Killer Mike’s Tunnel of Terror.
-He’s not even using a voice box, either, Nick.
-That’s just him, huh? -That’s just him.
-Put the stick down. You have something?
-This is a toilet paper roll!
Ain’t no Black woman finna walk through no tunnel.
-It’s fine. You’re fine. You’re fine.
-It’s a toilet paper roll!
-Tiffany, I wish you can hear me because I would say, "Relax.
Put the [bleep] down
and just finish walking through the damn space."
[ Clinking ] -Are you by yourself?
-It don’t sound like it.
-They’re coming for you, Tiff. They’re coming for you.
-Are those mother[bleep] chains?!
-Keep your hand on the rope and walk slow.
-You know I don’t do this scary [bleep]!
-Walk slowly.
-[ Groans ]
Aah! Get back!
Get back! Back!
[ Both laugh ]
I rebuke you! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!
In the Adonai and Jehovah!
-[ Speaks tongues ] She call on the Lord.
-What did you just do? -I was standing in agreement with her prayer.
-You just had a stroke? Did you just have a stroke?
-I was praying in the Spirit, man.
-No, praying in the Spirit my ass.
I heard what you just said.
If you need some water, you tell me right now.
We’ll take a break. Okay?
-I have a question for you.
What’s from Texas and makes this sound?
[ Chain saw revs ]
-I don’t know, but it sound like my old Geo Metro.
Did you bring my Geo Metro up in here?!
-She’s still scared, Nick.
I know the woman. -All right.
[ Chain saw revs ]
-Unh-unh. That sound like a chain saw, too, though.
-Move forward through the Tunnel of Terror, Tiffany.
[ Thunder crashes ] -Aah!
-Keep moving forward.
-Man, I don’t like these kind of games.
I don’t play this [bleep].
[ Thunder rumbles ]
Aah! Why you do that?
-Walk slowly.
You never know what is lurking behind you.
[ Snarling ] -Oh!
♪
-That is a Kevin Hart move right there.
That’s -- When you get scared,
you pick up stuff and swing it. -Okay. Okay.
-Stop!
Man, I don’t like these games.
This is not okay!
-Keep going. Keep going.
-Oh! Aah!
-Oh [bleep]. Get her ass. -See, that’s where you go too far.
What if that would have hit her? -Get her ass!
[ Chain saw revs ] -What the [bleep]?
And you know how expensive gas is right now?
You wasting all that gas?
♪
Aah!
-Mommy! Mommy!
-Behind you!
-Aah!
-Go forward.
Behind you.
-Aah!
-That’s real fear right there. -Absolutely.
Little piece of [bleep] came out right there. I bet my life.
-[ Laughing evilly ]
How are you liking the revenge prank, Tiff?
-I’mma kill you, Mike. Ooh!
They call you Killer Mike. I’m-a kill you, Mike.
-It’s on.
-I can’t believe this!
What?
-How is it being alone in the Tunnel of Terror?
-Oh!
Aah! Back it up! Back up! Back up!
Back up! What’s wrong with your shoulders? Back up!
Yah! Yah!
Yah!
The hell?
Ahh! -Boo.
-Is it over?
-You just saw Killer Mike come out and give her a hug, didn’t you?
-I’m just saying. -Huh?
-I see you had something in your hand the whole time.
-Yeah, you got to find a weapon.
You know, give them a paper cut.
-All right, so you were spooked a little.
-Just a little. -What could I have done better?
-I mean, if you would have had, like, the police show up
or, like, a lawyer or a social worker...
-[ Laughs ] And tax auditors.
-Yeah, or a tax auditor, I would have been, like, super scared.
-That’s really -- I should have did.
I should have had an agent show up.
You jumped at one point. -Yeah, I jumped a few times.
When the door -- When the gate closed behind me
and nobody was there, I was like, "Oh [bleep]."
-Yeah, that’s never a good thing. -Okay.
But the contortionist coming out, I was like,
"No, no, no! No!"
-Yeah, that scares the [bleep] out of me right now.
-My prank was way better. -What do you mean your prank was better?
She was scared! -You did a haunted house.
-Which is a good prank.
She expected to be going into a space and look at it
to see if it was something that she should move into.
-This is like a plot for one of your dumb-ass movies.
"Oh, Kevin Hart shows somebody
who thinks they’re buying real estate,
and it’s haunted."
"Hey, man, what’s going on? It’s crazy."
-Oh. Oh, I can’t wait till I do "Drumline Six." Okay?
Wait till I come out and...
[ Both laugh ]
Well, till this day, one of the most powerful scenes
to ever touch the cinema.
-I think I should win this prank war ’cause I went big.
You know, it’s like rap music in the late ’90s.
It didn’t have to always be good
as long as you had a Hype Williams video.
You know what I mean? As long as you went million-dollar video,
your song was validated.
So I don’t know, maybe I’ll win ’cause I went big.
-I think I should win for several reasons.
Reason number one, he thought he killed a white man. -Uno.
-Reason number two... -Dos.
-...got you to pray over the man.
Reason number three, he tried to run,
take me and run up out of there.
-I was gonna get you to Freedom Land.
-Damn all that, okay? Let’s just prank to prank.
-Okay. -Mine was better.
-Why? -First of all,
the thought process into a mobility scholarship
and then to make someone immobile, that’s comedy.
Killer Mike had no -- "Gary! Gary! Oh, Gary!"
-Okay. All right. You got me there.
-Yeah.
-At the Southern pronunciation of "Gary."
"Gary? Gary?" -"Gary!"
-"Oh, Gary! Lord!" -"Oh, Gary!"
-"Oh, Lord, Gary. Gary!" -"Somebody help Gary."
-Yeah. Okay. All right.
Just because of Gary’s fall and Killer Mike’s reaction,
I’ll give it to you.
The fear of being responsible for Gary’s broken hip
or Gary now being in a wheelchair got you that.
Okay. -I’m gonna donate $100,000
to the Kevin Hart Mobility Scholarship Fund.
-Okay, that’s not -- Okay. -’Cause I took this one.
-You know what I’m gonna do? I’m-a fix your ass.
I’m gonna create that fund, okay?
LLC on the way.
And we want our money. -I got you.
-Those kids deserve it. All right?
This "Prank Wars" goes to Nick and Tiffany.
-Thank you! -Killer Mike and myself, we will take the loss.
-Yay!
I’ve never won no [bleep] like this.
-You got it, child. You got it, child.
I’m done. My heart can’t take no more.
I don’t want to think I killed no more white folk.
We might join up and prank somebody else.
I don’t want to -- I don’t want to --
-I’m calling it cool on pranks. I don’t want to do it.
I don’t like pranks, really.
And I don’t like roasts. But they funny.
-Way to go, Tiff! -All fun in love and war.
And guess what? We got more of them coming
on "Celebrity Prank Wars." -Yes, sir!
Please... -"Gary!"
-Please... -"Gary!"
-...continue to watch our show.
♪
-Next time on "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
it’s Big E vs. Xavier and Kofi, The New Day.
-So you get hypnotized? -Yeah, I think
I should disappear, yeah. -Okay.
-Alright, he’s not in the restroom.
-Where’d he go? -Across the street.
I got to run after him. -Yeah, yeah, get him.
Get him, please. -Sorry. Guys, hold on.
-We could flip that whole nice-guy reputation.
-If you’re gonna prank us,
you better make sure we can’t prank you back.
-Chips for you. Chips for you. -You’re acting like a dick.
-Want to come get into a real fight?
-Get ready for a brawl. -Come on! Bring it!