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(EXPECTANT MUSIC PLAYING)

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- (WOMAN PANTING)
- (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)

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(CONTINUES PANTING)

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(EXHALES)

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(SNIFFS, EXHALES)

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(SNIPPING)

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(EXHALES)

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- Good morning, ladies.
- (HENS CLUCKING)

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Hello.

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(IN SING-SONG VOICE) <i>Hello!</i>

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(HENS CLUCKING)

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Thank you.

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(INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY)

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(EGGSHELLS SPLAT)

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MAN: Mmm. (MUMBLING)

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- (WHISPERS) Babe.
- (MUMBLING)

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- I need a second opinion.
- (MUMBLES)

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Oh. Okay.

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(MAN GRUNTS SOFTLY)

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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- (WOMAN INHALES SHARPLY)
- What is it?

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Um,
it's a Douglas fir parfait.

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Oh. (LAUGHS)

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(CHUCKLES, EXHALES)

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- Darling, what time is it?
- Please.

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Please can you just try it?

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(EXPECTANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Hmm.

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(MUSIC FADES)

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(GRUNTS, EXHALES)

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- Okay.
- (CLICKS PEN)

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So no gush or trickle or fluid

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or unusual amount of dampness
in your underwear?

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- Uh-uh.
- Mucus plug?

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(EXHALES)

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Who even are you? (LAUGHS)

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(CHUCKLES) Erm, okay.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Fluids?

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Didn't you just ask me
that question?

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- No, to drink. Have you...
- No, nothing.

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(CHUCKLES) Jesus.

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Make sure you keep drinking.

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- Okay.
- (SLAMS BOOK CLOSE)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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So as and when you, erm...
You have any...

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Yeah, you'll be
the first to know.

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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(MONITOR BEEPING)

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MALE STAFF MEMBER:
Good to go on that.

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FEMALE STAFF MEMBER:
Just a little more.

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- Table five.
- Yes, Chef.

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(BEEPS)

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Sauce?

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MALE STAFF MEMBER: Right,
that's ready for service.

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(CUTLERY CLINKS)

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Don't look so terrified, Chef.

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- That's fucking majestic.
- Thank you, Chef.

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- (CUTLERY CLATTERS)
- (GROANS, WINCES)

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FEMALE CHEF: Chef?

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- (GROANS)
- Do you need anything?

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No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

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Leave me alone.
Go back to your station.

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(GROANS, PANTS)

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WOMAN: <i>So what happens now?</i>

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DOCTOR: I'm going to recommend

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starting with a course
of chemotherapy.

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Why not just remove it?

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Sorry, I mean, why...
Why can't we just operate?

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- Honestly?
- Yeah.

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It's too big.

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(INHALES) The first thing
we have to do is shrink it.

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Slow it down.

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Once we achieve that,
then we can operate.

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And then... And then what?

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Once you recover from surgery,

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you'll need to complete

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another course
of chemotherapy.

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We really don't want to be
leaving anything behind here.

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WOMAN: Hmm.

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Given this is a reoccurrence,

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we need an aggressive
treatment plan.

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Okay.

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So...

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Just to check that I...
It would go...

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- A course of chemotherapy...
- Mmm-hmm.

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...followed by surgery,

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followed by another,
hopefully final...

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- course of chemotherapy?
- DOCTOR: Correct.

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MAN: Okay, great.

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And what about work?

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What about work?

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Well, how much time off,
do you think,

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realistically,
we should be considering?

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What do you think?

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Well, given the physical
nature of your profession,

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honestly, if you
and your colleagues

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can find a workable solution,

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I would advocate
stepping back.

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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER PA SYSTEM)

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WOMAN: Maybe it's time
to finally get a dog.

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I read somewhere
that pets, dogs,

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are really good for children,

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helping them
to cope with, like,

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big, life stuff.

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MAN: Hmm.

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Because once they've gone
through the death of a pet,

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their ability

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to handle all the other
terrible shit goes up.

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MAN: So...

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So you think
we should procure a dog

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in order to end its life
prematurely as a way of...

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I'm obviously not suggesting
we kill a dog.

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- Maybe just a really old one.
- (SNORTS)

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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What... (CLEARS THROAT)

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What would you say
if I said to you...

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Erm, I'm not sure...

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I know how to go through
all of that all over again?

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- Erm...
- 'Cos let's...

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Let's just say...

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Let's just say it goes to plan

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and...

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In whatever it is,
like, six to eight months...

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MAN: Mmm-hmm.

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...I receive the all-clear
and it's great

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and all of a sudden,

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it feels, like, great.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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That'd be great. Agreed, yeah.

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But what happens
if it doesn't?

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All of a sudden
you're in this weird position

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where instead of making
the most out of those...

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six, seven, eight,
maybe nine months,

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you're gonna realise that
all you did was go bald

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and puke your guts up.

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MAN: (SHAKILY) Mmm-hmm.

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Okay. Yeah.

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So you're saying that
in that scenario,

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for you it would be...

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Erm, more
about quality than quantity?

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I'm saying I'm not
particularly interested

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in a treatment plan

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that accidentally
wastes our time.

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I'm saying,
in that particular scenario,

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I'd much rather we...

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We have six fucking amazing,
fantastic, proactive months...

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Than 12 really,
really shitty passive ones.

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I'm not saying I don't want
to do the treatment.

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I'm just saying...
(BREATH TREMBLES)

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I want it to be
the right choice.

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(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

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(EXHALES SOFTLY)

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(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

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(FAST-PACED GUITAR
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM SWITCHES OFF)

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(WATER RUNNING)

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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- Knock, knock.
- (EXHALES)

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- Breakfast. You got time?
- Yeah.

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Kumquats or eggs?

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- Mmm.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

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You tell me.

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- Then dealer's choice it is.
- (LAUGHS)

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- Nice threads, by the way.
- Oh.

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Thanks, Dad.

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(SIGHS)

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<i>Hello,
my name is Tobias Durand.</i>

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And I'm part of
the Weetabix IT team,

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fulfilling the role
of Master Data Steward.

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WOMAN: Fabulous.

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If you could just go ahead
and tell me

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what you had for breakfast
this morning.

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Honeyed kumquats on toast.

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Followed by
a bowl of Weetabix.

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Okey-dokey.

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(FAST-PACED GUITAR
MUSIC CONTINUES)

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TOBIAS: <i>I think the thing
that I enjoy most</i>

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<i>about working here at Weetabix</i>

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<i>is the feeling of family.</i>

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<i>Despite the fact
that we're all of us</i>

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<i>part of a very large,
global brand,</i>

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<i>there's...</i>

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There's still
a real family feeling.

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(WOMAN EXHALES SOFTLY)

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(EXHALES)

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(GROANS)

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(BREATHES HEAVILY)

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(PAPER RUSTLING)

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(EXHALES HEAVILY)

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHING)

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(PEN NIB SCRAPING)

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(TAPPING)

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(SIGHS)

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(EXHALES) Okay.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(WHISPERS) Okay.

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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CASH TILL BEEPING)

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(KEYPAD BEEPS)

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Divorce.

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- (WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (MACHINE SCRATCHING)

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- (TYRES SCREECH)
- (GRUNTING)

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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (FAINT RINGING)

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WOMAN 1 OVER PA:
<i>Patient number 14.</i>

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(FAINT RINGING)

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(DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(WOMAN 2 SIGHS)

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(FAINT RINGING CONTINUES)

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(SIGHS)

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- (GASPS)
- (RINGING STOPS)

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They needed the bed back.

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(WHISPERS) What's happened
to my underwear?

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(GASPS, WHISPERS)
Oh, I literally have no idea.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) This, erm...
This was all you...

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All you had on you.

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The Chocolate Orange was
pronounced dead at the scene.

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Er... Erm... (CHUCKLES)

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I'm Almut, by the way.

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Almut?

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Almut.

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Tobias.

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So sorry,
but do we know each other?

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Oh. (INHALES)

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Yeah... No. Erm...

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Sorry. I...

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I... I ran you over.

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(EXHALES) Oh.

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WOMAN 1 OVER PA:
<i>Patient number 17.</i>

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Sorry.

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00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:30,895
It's all right.

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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

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Hello and welcome
to Red Wagon Diner.

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Here at Red Wagon Diner,

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we pride ourselves
on offering our customers

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a taste of the classic
'50s American diner

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here on
the great British roadside.

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All our burgers are made
to our special recipe

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using 100% British beef

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and our top dollar shakes
are made

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with real dairy ice cream
to die for.

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What can I get you?

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TOBIAS: (CLICKS TONGUE)
I work for Weetabix.

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ALMUT:
As in the breakfast cereal?

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TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm.

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Well, the company...

250
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Sorry. The company also own...

251
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Weetos, Alpen,
Ready Brek. But, yeah.

252
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:11,631
Wow.

253
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You must be really regular.

254
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,343
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

255
00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:23,478
- Ow, ow.
- (LAUGHS)

256
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,550
Um, how... How about yourself?

257
00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:27,653
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

258
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:32,124
I'm a chef/restaurant owner.

259
00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:35,927
Oh.

260
00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:39,131
Er, what kind of cuisine
do you, er...

261
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,627
- (CHUCKLES)
- ...do?

262
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:45,803
Er, modern European takes
on classic Alpine dishes.

263
00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:50,742
So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian.

264
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:52,144
Well, that's the plan, anyway.

265
00:17:53,111 --> 00:17:54,509
Supposed to open
in a few weeks.

266
00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:57,743
- (CHUCKLES, INHALES)
- How's it going?

267
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,014
Er...

268
00:18:01,116 --> 00:18:02,884
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh.

269
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:04,787
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, no.

270
00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,118
No, it's going fine.

271
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,456
It's gonna be great.

272
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,231
You should come.

273
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,497
No, honestly, I feel like
that's the least I could do.

274
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,500
- Oh.
- And your wife too.

275
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:26,909
(UPBEAT POP SONG
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

276
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,139
- ALMUT: Darling?
- Yeah?

277
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,207
ALMUT: Yeah.

278
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,144
There is something

279
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:33,149
that your daddy and I...

280
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:35,919
Something that
mommy and me want to...

281
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,087
We want to talk to you about.

282
00:18:37,189 --> 00:18:39,187
TOBIAS: Yeah.
Something a little...

283
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:41,653
A little bit important, actually.

284
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:44,259
- It's a bit serious, though.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

285
00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:45,324
(IN ADULT VOICE)
Yeah, a bit serious

286
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:46,526
- and a bit grown-up.
- Yeah.

287
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:48,533
A bit serious, a bit grown-up,
a bit important.

288
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:49,696
ALMUT: Yeah.

289
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,669
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
So mommy didn't realize it

290
00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:53,565
but mommy's...

291
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,707
mommy's actually
been feeling quite ill.

292
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:56,667
Got a bit of a tummy ache,

293
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,636
kind of a pretty nasty
tummy ache.

294
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,937
And the doctors
have basically said...

295
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,615
Hi, there! What a delicious
looking ice cream sundae.

296
00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:04,476
Yummo! (CHUCKLES)

297
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,244
My name's Noel.
What's your name?

298
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,448
Ella, and I'm three.

299
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:08,920
BOTH: So sorry, we're actually
in the middle...

300
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,986
How would you like
to see me make

301
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:11,990
this entire bottle disappear?

302
00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:13,390
- Yes, please.
- Noel? Noel, seriously.

303
00:19:13,492 --> 00:19:15,389
- We can't do this right now.
- This is not a good time.

304
00:19:15,491 --> 00:19:17,154
Will you help me say
the magic words?

305
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,389
Noel!

306
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,562
Go... Go away. Go away.

307
00:19:23,134 --> 00:19:24,764
Sorry, it's just not the time.

308
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:29,103
(TOBIAS SMACKS LIPS)

309
00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:31,371
ALMUT AND TOBIAS: So...

310
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:34,205
- Where were we?
- (BOTH LAUGH)

311
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,740
TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm!

312
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,276
- (IMITATES CARTOON PLAYFULLY)
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

313
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,312
(BOTH LAUGHING)

314
00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:40,780
TOBIAS: That's too much tea.

315
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,546
Can I make you one?

316
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,453
ALMUT: <i>All right, you two.</i>

317
00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:47,286
It's bath time and
it's bedtime for both of you.

318
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:48,456
TOBIAS: No. (CHUCKLES)

319
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,026
ALMUT: Am I gonna have to come
and get you?

320
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,856
- TOBIAS: No.
- Are you nodding?

321
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,560
- I'm gonna come and get you!
- TOBIAS: Grab Teddy.

322
00:19:53,662 --> 00:19:54,692
What are we gonna do?
Do you want me to...

323
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,067
- Oh, I don't know if I can...
- Oh!

324
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:58,034
- Sorry, mommy. (YELLS)
- ALMUT: No!

325
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,233
- You tricked me!
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

326
00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:01,503
(ALMUT GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

327
00:20:01,605 --> 00:20:02,604
TOBIAS: We're going
all the way. We're going...

328
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,874
I like her best.

329
00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,341
- Yep.
- Yeah.

330
00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:08,639
- And I like her best.
- I know you do.

331
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,447
She has great hair,
doesn't she?

332
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,883
You were really great with her
this afternoon, by the way.

333
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,820
Yeah, well...

334
00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:23,190
Yeah, I'm... I'm glad
we decided just to talk to her

335
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,791
instead of killing a dog.

336
00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:29,295
(BOTH LAUGH)

337
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,764
- ALMUT: Yeah.
- (SNORTS)

338
00:20:32,906 --> 00:20:35,340
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

339
00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:37,936
So...

340
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:41,005
I was thinking...

341
00:20:43,816 --> 00:20:45,845
Maybe, erm,

342
00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:48,287
we...

343
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,785
Should have some sex

344
00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:56,361
before my treatment begins.

345
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:06,868
Now?

346
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,065
Mmm-hmm.

347
00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:11,336
<i>(I DARE YOU</i> BY THE XX PLAYING)

348
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,444
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

349
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,843
<i>♪ Go on, I dare you ♪</i>

350
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,346
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

351
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,784
<i>♪ I dare you ♪</i>

352
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:31,561
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

353
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,503
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

354
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:47,709
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

355
00:21:50,714 --> 00:21:54,719
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

356
00:21:54,821 --> 00:21:55,546
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

357
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,049
<i>♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

358
00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:01,090
<i>♪ Go on, I dare you ♪</i>

359
00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:02,826
(TOBIAS SIGHS, INHALES)

360
00:22:02,928 --> 00:22:03,956
(SONG FADES)

361
00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:05,757
I meant to say,

362
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:07,531
I got the weirdest message
from Simon.

363
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:12,404
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

364
00:22:13,572 --> 00:22:16,606
(INHALES) You know,
Simon Maxson, my old boss?

365
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,873
Well, he, erm...

366
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,414
He wanted to know if I...

367
00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:25,409
If I was interested in trying
out for the Bocuse d'Or.

368
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,619
(INHALES DEEPLY)

369
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,520
(EXHALES)

370
00:22:37,262 --> 00:22:38,958
As soon as all this is over,

371
00:22:41,897 --> 00:22:44,095
we're... We're gonna make sure
that you have

372
00:22:46,205 --> 00:22:48,238
the opportunity and the time

373
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,937
to take on whatever it is
you want.

374
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:52,708
But I really...

375
00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:57,213
I really think that right now
we ought to just slow down

376
00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:59,418
- and focus on get...
- Relax.

377
00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:01,618
I said no.

378
00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:04,415
(INHALES) Just thought
it was interesting,

379
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,484
that's all.

380
00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,919
(EXPECTANT MUSIC PLAYING)

381
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,688
- (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
- ALMUT: Yes! (LAUGHS)

382
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,324
- Come on.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

383
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,134
- (LAUGHS) That was perfect!
- (CHUCKLES)

384
00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:17,766
- That's a perfect throw.
- (SQUEALS)

385
00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:20,901
RADIO PRESENTER:
<i>Thank you for joining us</i>

386
00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:24,641
<i>in the countdown to our
New Year's Eve celebrations.</i>

387
00:23:24,743 --> 00:23:26,575
<i>What are you up to tonight?
Are you going out...</i>

388
00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:28,511
- (GASPS) Oh!
<i>- ...to watch some fireworks?</i>

389
00:23:28,613 --> 00:23:30,314
<i>- Staying in with the kids?</i>
- ALMUT: Mmm.

390
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:31,810
<i>Have you got friends
coming round?</i>

391
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,617
- ALMUT: Mmm!
<i>- Ring in and let us know</i>

392
00:23:33,719 --> 00:23:35,613
<i>- what you're planning to do...</i>
- ALMUT: Thank you.

393
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,520
- Mmm!
- (CRUNCHES)

394
00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:40,519
Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker!
(INHALES SHARPLY)

395
00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,427
- Oh! (MOANS)
- (BEEPS)

396
00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:44,260
They're definitely getting
stronger, you know.

397
00:23:44,362 --> 00:23:46,524
- TOBIAS: Mmm.
- (MOANING)

398
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,626
(CLICKS STOPWATCH)

399
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,796
(ALMUT CONTINUES MOANING)

400
00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:52,531
Lasting a minimum now
of 60 seconds

401
00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:53,872
every five to ten minutes.

402
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,507
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

403
00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:57,201
Great. Thank you.

404
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,038
See you very soon.

405
00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:03,042
(SNORTS)

406
00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:06,149
(CHUCKLES)

407
00:24:06,251 --> 00:24:08,179
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

408
00:24:10,752 --> 00:24:13,224
- That's fine.
- (EXHALES HEAVILY)

409
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,486
TOBIAS: That's fine.
ALMUT: Yeah?

410
00:24:14,588 --> 00:24:16,426
TOBIAS: Yeah. Yeah.

411
00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:17,689
ALMUT: Mmm, hang on a second.
Hang on.

412
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,756
Ooh. Yeah, yeah,
take a moment.

413
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,296
Take a beat, take a beat.

414
00:24:21,398 --> 00:24:24,133
(ALMUT BREATHES DEEPLY)

415
00:24:24,235 --> 00:24:26,433
Okay. (EXHALES)

416
00:24:26,535 --> 00:24:28,232
(SEAT BELT PULLS TAUT)

417
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:33,008
- Ready?
- (SEAT BELT FASTENER CLICKS)

418
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,211
Okay.

419
00:24:34,313 --> 00:24:38,110
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Here we go.

420
00:24:39,649 --> 00:24:41,480
- (MUSIC FADES)
- (ENGINE REVS)

421
00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:43,153
(BRAKES SQUEAK)

422
00:24:43,255 --> 00:24:44,215
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

423
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:50,590
(GEAR CLICKS)

424
00:24:50,693 --> 00:24:52,597
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (BRAKE ENGAGES)

425
00:24:53,696 --> 00:24:56,366
- Sorry.
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)

426
00:24:56,468 --> 00:24:58,369
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- Shit. I'm sorry.

427
00:24:58,471 --> 00:24:59,963
I'm fine to walk.
Honestly. Honestly.

428
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,367
- Fuck. I'm so sorry.
- Honestly.

429
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:03,634
(ALMUT MOANS)

430
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,605
Fucking fuckface!

431
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,609
- Oh, this is ridiculous!
- (MOANS)

432
00:25:07,711 --> 00:25:09,611
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (CAR ALARM BLARING)

433
00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:11,074
- Very sorry. Sorry.
- (ALMUT MOANING)

434
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,413
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (CAR ALARMS BLARING)

435
00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:15,451
(ALMUT MOANING)

436
00:25:15,553 --> 00:25:18,619
- Oh, fuck!
- (CAR ALARMS BLARING)

437
00:25:18,721 --> 00:25:21,318
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay. You okay?

438
00:25:22,357 --> 00:25:24,123
Yeah.

439
00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:26,392
NURSE: That's it. Well done.
You're doing a great job.

440
00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:27,830
Yes, you are.

441
00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:31,130
Okay.

442
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,636
Well, good news is,
mom and Dad,

443
00:25:34,738 --> 00:25:36,440
the baby's heart rate
is all good.

444
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,944
mom, same goes
for your BP and pulse.

445
00:25:39,046 --> 00:25:40,210
(ALMUT INHALES)

446
00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:41,776
Bad news, I'm afraid, mom,

447
00:25:41,878 --> 00:25:44,508
is that you're still
only two centimetres,

448
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,647
if that.

449
00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:47,285
So, I'm sorry,
but you're going to have

450
00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:49,687
to go back home again
and wait.

451
00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:53,521
(TOBIAS AND ALMUT CHUCKLE)

452
00:25:53,623 --> 00:25:55,693
- I'm sorry.
- (CHUCKLES)

453
00:25:58,362 --> 00:25:59,631
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

454
00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:02,396
(CHUCKLES) You wanted
to see me, Chef?

455
00:26:02,498 --> 00:26:03,998
I did, yeah. Please.

456
00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:06,568
Er, actually, would you...

457
00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:07,802
Would you mind
closing the door?

458
00:26:07,904 --> 00:26:09,766
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry.

459
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,236
- My fault.
- Oh.

460
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,678
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)

461
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:16,043
(ALMUT CLEARS THROAT)

462
00:26:17,849 --> 00:26:21,016
Chef, is this about the thing
with the scallops?

463
00:26:21,351 --> 00:26:23,886
What? No, no.

464
00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:25,624
- Oh.
- No.

465
00:26:26,357 --> 00:26:27,686
(CLEARS THROAT)

466
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:28,987
Tell me something, Chef.

467
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,293
What... What do
you know about the...

468
00:26:31,395 --> 00:26:33,159
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

469
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,329
Do you need the room?

470
00:26:36,432 --> 00:26:37,867
'Fraid so.

471
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,570
What do you know about
the Bocuse d'Or?

472
00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:45,937
Erm, I mean,
it's like the...

473
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,872
The culinary Olympics.
(CHUCKLES)

474
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,206
There is no higher accolade.

475
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,777
Sorry, Chef. We are running
low on celeriac.

476
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,915
Strictly between us, Chef,

477
00:26:55,017 --> 00:26:57,051
and I mean that,
not a word to another soul,

478
00:26:58,288 --> 00:27:00,219
I, erm...

479
00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:03,492
I've been asked if I would
like to compete this year

480
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,862
to represent the UK, and I...

481
00:27:06,828 --> 00:27:08,260
I'd like you to be my commis.

482
00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:10,364
- What?
- But listen.

483
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:11,699
Holy shit, Chef!

484
00:27:11,801 --> 00:27:13,868
We have two heats
to get through.

485
00:27:13,971 --> 00:27:15,769
And you seriously really need
to consider...

486
00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,640
- Chef, I'm in!
- Time. Time, Chef.

487
00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:18,971
You really need
to think about time.

488
00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:20,038
Chef, it's literally
the easiest...

489
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,472
If we make it
to the European heat,

490
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:25,045
that is three to four days
a week minimum, training wise.

491
00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:27,485
Make it to the final,
that is five days a week.

492
00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:30,115
- Five days, full time.
- Chef, I'm in.

493
00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:33,725
- And there'll be no let-up.
- I'm in. 100%.

494
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,421
(SHIVERS)

495
00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:39,495
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

496
00:27:39,597 --> 00:27:40,726
(HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING)

497
00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:42,261
Let's get out of here.

498
00:27:46,305 --> 00:27:47,797
(SCISSORS SNIPPING)

499
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:49,774
MAN: Mmm-hmm.

500
00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:51,908
(TOBIAS CHUCKLES)

501
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,317
Yeah, I'm probably gonna have
to wet-shave you back here.

502
00:27:59,419 --> 00:28:01,115
It's looking a little furry.

503
00:28:03,089 --> 00:28:04,085
Really?

504
00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:09,321
- Oh.
- Lovely.

505
00:28:10,561 --> 00:28:12,962
Yeah, that's the ticket.

506
00:28:14,598 --> 00:28:16,565
(TICKET MACHINE BEEPING)

507
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,836
(HEARTWARMING MUSIC CONTINUES)

508
00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:22,136
I'm jealous. You realize that?

509
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,506
Jay Rayner
just published a rave.

510
00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:27,911
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

511
00:28:29,412 --> 00:28:30,375
Okay.

512
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,553
- Okay.
- Go on.

513
00:28:35,655 --> 00:28:37,756
- You'll be fine.
- All right, thanks. Bye.

514
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,188
(EXHALES)

515
00:28:48,261 --> 00:28:50,327
Hi. How are you doing
this evening?

516
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,800
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

517
00:28:52,902 --> 00:28:54,298
Do you have a reservation
with us?

518
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,704
Er, yeah. Tobi...
Tobias Durand. I don't...

519
00:28:57,806 --> 00:29:00,207
Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix.

520
00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,808
This is so great.

521
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,708
How's the arm? Poor thing.

522
00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:05,982
(SCOFFS)

523
00:29:06,547 --> 00:29:07,846
Oh.

524
00:29:07,948 --> 00:29:09,480
- Yeah.
- Well, listen.

525
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,581
We're so excited to have you
with us this evening.

526
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,823
We're gonna make sure you have
the time of your life.

527
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,654
I have you down
as a table for two, correct?

528
00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:18,461
Erm, no.

529
00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:19,824
Sorry, that's my fault.

530
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,332
Just me in the end.

531
00:29:22,434 --> 00:29:24,335
Oh, don't apologize.

532
00:29:24,437 --> 00:29:25,570
- Follow me.
- Okay.

533
00:29:25,672 --> 00:29:27,839
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)

534
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,870
I'll let Chef know
you're here.

535
00:29:31,972 --> 00:29:34,142
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

536
00:29:43,184 --> 00:29:45,022
A little something
to get you started.

537
00:29:45,124 --> 00:29:46,121
Oh.

538
00:29:47,691 --> 00:29:49,057
Weisswurst amuse-bouche.

539
00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:51,995
AKA Bavarian white sausage
with a modern twist.

540
00:29:52,097 --> 00:29:55,895
On top, we have for you
a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy.

541
00:29:55,997 --> 00:29:58,001
(SOFTLY) Thank you. Thank you.

542
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,382
(EXHALES)

543
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,954
- Hi.
- Hi.

544
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:26,092
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

545
00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:27,925
Marks out of 10
for my tiny sausage?

546
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,663
- It's 10.
- (GASPS)

547
00:30:29,765 --> 00:30:31,197
(TOBIAS CHUCKLES)

548
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:32,502
I'm sorry to hear
your wife couldn't make it.

549
00:30:32,604 --> 00:30:33,604
Is everything all right?

550
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,566
Erm, we're actually
not, erm...

551
00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:38,735
Well, I mean...

552
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,144
Technically speaking, we still
are but legally speaking...

553
00:30:43,811 --> 00:30:44,982
we're also...

554
00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:48,881
Divorced.

555
00:30:48,983 --> 00:30:51,153
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

556
00:31:02,598 --> 00:31:04,600
(PANTING)

557
00:31:04,702 --> 00:31:06,231
- Mmm.
- (TOBIAS MOANS)

558
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,365
The back of your neck
is so smooth.

559
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,568
- My dad shaved it for me.
- (CHUCKLES)

560
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,906
Oh, is he some kind of barber?

561
00:31:14,008 --> 00:31:15,675
- Architect.
- Mmm.

562
00:31:15,777 --> 00:31:18,114
(SONG CONTINUES)

563
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,116
(TOBIAS GRUNTS)

564
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,756
Oh, how is the neck,
by the way?

565
00:31:25,858 --> 00:31:27,687
Yeah, it's, erm, get...
Getting there.

566
00:31:27,789 --> 00:31:30,058
(BOTH PANTING)

567
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,191
I don't think
I've ever had the pleasure

568
00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,828
of sleeping with an invalid
before.

569
00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:35,428
- (BELT CLICKING)
- (PANTING)

570
00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,200
TOBIAS: Erm...

571
00:31:38,834 --> 00:31:40,034
- What?
- (PANTING)

572
00:31:40,136 --> 00:31:44,140
I suppose I'm a bit, erm,
out of practice.

573
00:31:45,878 --> 00:31:48,640
I'm also just
suddenly aware I...

574
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,611
I don't... I don't have any
kind of prophylactic on me.

575
00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:52,709
(SCOFFS)

576
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,382
Such low expectations.

577
00:32:02,528 --> 00:32:04,794
(GRUNTS, PANTS)

578
00:32:04,896 --> 00:32:07,130
ALMUT: Also,
by the way, erm...

579
00:32:08,464 --> 00:32:11,864
My staff are desperate to know
if you get free Weetabix.

580
00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:13,400
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

581
00:32:14,637 --> 00:32:15,633
Well...

582
00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,772
- (SHOE THUDS)
- (EXHALES)

583
00:32:18,874 --> 00:32:20,275
I can confirm to you

584
00:32:21,745 --> 00:32:23,479
that on occasion,

585
00:32:23,581 --> 00:32:24,913
I do have access

586
00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:27,051
to complementary
Weetabix, yeah.

587
00:32:31,854 --> 00:32:33,717
(BOTH LAUGHING)

588
00:32:35,593 --> 00:32:37,292
(SONG FADES)

589
00:33:06,888 --> 00:33:08,059
(CLICKING PEN)

590
00:33:50,934 --> 00:33:53,632
- Morning.
- Oh, er...

591
00:33:55,105 --> 00:33:57,471
- (TOBIAS SIGHS)
- Adrienne Duvall.

592
00:33:58,944 --> 00:34:01,237
We worked together
back in the day.

593
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:03,312
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

594
00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:06,784
And it made me realise,
well...

595
00:34:06,886 --> 00:34:08,647
Quite so competitive?
(CHUCKLES)

596
00:34:11,891 --> 00:34:15,153
I probably ought
to get going.

597
00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:16,688
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Why?

598
00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:19,427
Who says?

599
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,069
I don't know.

600
00:34:25,171 --> 00:34:28,269
Er, you're right.
I don't know why I said that.

601
00:34:28,372 --> 00:34:30,674
I mean, unless you have
shit to do, then...

602
00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:32,143
(CHUCKLES) I have nothing.

603
00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:36,309
But if you...

604
00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:38,909
I mean, have shit to do,
then, you know...

605
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,277
I have nothing.

606
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,916
(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING)

607
00:34:43,018 --> 00:34:44,314
(BOTH LAUGH FAINTLY)

608
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,624
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

609
00:34:46,726 --> 00:34:48,720
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

610
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:53,890
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
CONTINUES)

611
00:35:00,969 --> 00:35:01,972
Thank you.

612
00:35:02,074 --> 00:35:04,040
ASSISTANT: Hello.
How are you doing?

613
00:35:04,142 --> 00:35:05,072
- ALMUT: Good, thank you.
- TOBIAS: Hi.

614
00:35:05,174 --> 00:35:06,639
ALMUT: Right, tasting time.

615
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,912
- (TOBIAS CHUCKLES)
- Are you a cheese person?

616
00:35:11,014 --> 00:35:13,046
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

617
00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:14,845
- (TOBIAS MUTTERS)
- Mmm.

618
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,787
Do you like tapenade?

619
00:35:17,889 --> 00:35:20,389
Okay, I'll... Thank you.

620
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,620
- Can I get these, please?
- ASSISTANT: Of course.

621
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,224
- And do you want a coffee?
- Sure, yeah.

622
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,325
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

623
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:30,597
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

624
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,404
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

625
00:35:44,982 --> 00:35:46,311
Actually, that's not true.

626
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:48,318
- (EXHALES)
- (MUSIC FADES)

627
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:51,321
A lot of it was
decidedly unhappy.

628
00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:56,722
We were starting to maybe
think about children.

629
00:35:59,964 --> 00:36:01,760
Then she got a position

630
00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:04,697
in Sweden, which was...

631
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,934
Great for her.

632
00:36:09,037 --> 00:36:10,504
(CHUCKLES)

633
00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:12,973
So then we discussed it
and then we tried it,

634
00:36:13,075 --> 00:36:14,144
me here, her there,

635
00:36:14,246 --> 00:36:16,445
both of us going back
and forth depending.

636
00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:19,511
And then eventually,
she just said, oh,

637
00:36:19,613 --> 00:36:21,318
she didn't want to do that
any more.

638
00:36:24,151 --> 00:36:25,520
I'm sorry.

639
00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:29,293
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

640
00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:33,194
(SNIFFLES)
Adrienne really wanted us

641
00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:35,530
to start thinking
about family.

642
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:39,633
What did... What did you want?

643
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,406
(CHUCKLES) Erm, I...

644
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:47,377
I guess there's a world
where...

645
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,380
Kids aren't really my thing.

646
00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:54,615
Come on.

647
00:36:55,986 --> 00:36:56,921
I'm gonna make you

648
00:36:57,023 --> 00:36:59,015
the tastiest eggs
of your life.

649
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:01,586
Right.

650
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:05,089
Do you know the best way
to crack an egg?

651
00:37:05,192 --> 00:37:06,396
(CHUCKLES)

652
00:37:08,164 --> 00:37:09,927
Always on a flat surface.

653
00:37:13,371 --> 00:37:15,669
What's the thinking
behind the two bowls?

654
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,208
Practically speaking,

655
00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:21,304
it's much easier
to fish out a broken shell

656
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:22,542
from the one egg

657
00:37:22,644 --> 00:37:25,475
rather than fishing it out
from eight eggs.

658
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,783
- Mmm.
- (EGG TAPPING)

659
00:37:27,885 --> 00:37:29,947
(EGG CRACKING)

660
00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:34,886
The versatility of the egg
knows no bounds.

661
00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:38,296
(EGGS TAPPING)

662
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,504
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

663
00:37:59,684 --> 00:38:00,681
Oh.

664
00:38:02,921 --> 00:38:04,487
(TOBIAS GROANS)

665
00:38:06,924 --> 00:38:07,924
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

666
00:38:08,026 --> 00:38:09,987
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

667
00:38:15,064 --> 00:38:17,467
(BOTH LAUGH)

668
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:29,842
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

669
00:38:34,954 --> 00:38:36,915
(TOBIAS BREATHES DEEPLY)

670
00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:40,589
(ALMUT INHALES)

671
00:38:43,226 --> 00:38:45,795
(TOBIAS BREATHING DEEPLY)

672
00:38:45,897 --> 00:38:46,958
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

673
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:57,138
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

674
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,410
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

675
00:39:08,953 --> 00:39:09,948
(CHUCKLES)

676
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,721
(EXHALES)

677
00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:16,020
(MUSIC FADES)

678
00:39:21,299 --> 00:39:22,994
You said something to me,
erm...

679
00:39:25,135 --> 00:39:26,129
Couple weeks ago.

680
00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,575
You said... You said kids
aren't really your thing.

681
00:39:36,578 --> 00:39:38,744
That's fine. I mean, no.
(SCOFFS)

682
00:39:38,847 --> 00:39:41,551
Of course, it...
Of course it is. Just, erm...

683
00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:47,986
Truthfully, kids kind of
might be, maybe, or...

684
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,023
Are my thing.

685
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,597
And, erm...

686
00:39:55,499 --> 00:39:58,264
At least I think
they might be, anyway.

687
00:39:58,366 --> 00:39:59,965
And I... I hate...

688
00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:04,672
(SIGHS) Hate to even
have to, erm...

689
00:40:04,774 --> 00:40:06,774
It's just diff...
It's just different, isn't it?

690
00:40:08,347 --> 00:40:10,541
You know,
meeting someone at our age.

691
00:40:10,643 --> 00:40:12,010
Whether we like it or not,

692
00:40:13,052 --> 00:40:14,448
the clock is ticking.

693
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:15,780
I'm sorry,
but what the actual fuck

694
00:40:15,882 --> 00:40:17,620
are you even talking about
right now?

695
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:19,690
Well...

696
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,256
(SIGHS)

697
00:40:21,358 --> 00:40:22,592
It would seem to me preferable

698
00:40:22,694 --> 00:40:25,295
to have a moderately-awkward
conversation right now

699
00:40:25,397 --> 00:40:27,295
rather than a completely
destructive one

700
00:40:27,397 --> 00:40:28,564
in five to ten years' time.

701
00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:31,796
Firstly, I'm thirty-four,
not fifty-fucking-five,

702
00:40:31,898 --> 00:40:33,965
so how about
we ease the fuck up on...

703
00:40:34,067 --> 00:40:37,940
On the whole biological clock
bullshit thing?

704
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:39,642
And secondly,

705
00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:43,877
I don't know, I'm, like,
"Back the fuck off."

706
00:40:45,348 --> 00:40:46,843
And calm the fuck down.

707
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,281
What... What...
What's the rush?

708
00:40:48,383 --> 00:40:50,180
Because I'm worried

709
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:53,016
that's there's a very distinct
and real possibility

710
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,020
that I am about
to fall in love with you.

711
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,163
I'm sorry,
I'm just not someone

712
00:41:06,265 --> 00:41:08,935
who's interested in making
that kind of a promise.

713
00:41:11,173 --> 00:41:12,642
(SNORTS)

714
00:41:12,744 --> 00:41:15,409
And in fact, there's this
little bit of me that thinks,

715
00:41:15,511 --> 00:41:17,845
"Fuck you" for even asking.

716
00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:26,183
(CLICKS TONGUE)

717
00:41:29,193 --> 00:41:30,154
(CLEARS THROAT)

718
00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:42,736
(DOOR SHUTS)

719
00:41:42,838 --> 00:41:44,905
(GENTLE SONG PLAYING SOFTLY
IN ANOTHER ROOM)

720
00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:55,146
(BAG THUDS ON TABLE)

721
00:41:57,189 --> 00:41:59,183
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)

722
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:23,108
ALMUT: (CHUCKLES) Hi.

723
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:27,618
How was work?

724
00:42:29,988 --> 00:42:30,984
Er...

725
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:32,821
Yeah.

726
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:35,525
(CLEARS THROAT)

727
00:42:35,628 --> 00:42:38,958
- How was bedtime?
- Yeah. (SOFTLY) It was fine.

728
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,258
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
We read <i>Julian Is A Mermaid.</i>

729
00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:45,768
- (SIGHS) A lot.
- (CHUCKLES)

730
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,202
So...

731
00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:57,175
You know,
the day of your diagnosis,

732
00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,110
you said something to me.

733
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:03,585
You said that
you would rather have

734
00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:08,821
six fucking fantastic months
than 12...

735
00:43:08,923 --> 00:43:10,621
Than 12 really shitty,
passive ones.

736
00:43:10,723 --> 00:43:12,091
Yeah, passive ones.

737
00:43:12,993 --> 00:43:16,295
At that time,
I was guilty of having

738
00:43:16,897 --> 00:43:21,397
no coherent
or cohesive response

739
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:24,703
but what you said has really,
really stayed with me.

740
00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:27,004
And I now do have a response

741
00:43:27,106 --> 00:43:29,009
that I would like
to share with you.

742
00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,110
Okay.

743
00:43:31,544 --> 00:43:32,749
Okay.

744
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,184
Erm...

745
00:43:35,286 --> 00:43:37,017
(EXHALES) I'm sorry.

746
00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:39,382
"Although...

747
00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:41,857
"Although in the past,

748
00:43:42,525 --> 00:43:44,992
- "you have..."
- Mmm.

749
00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:48,157
Erm...

750
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,728
- (SIGHS) What the...
- It's all right.

751
00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:52,434
- (SIGHS)
- Take your time.

752
00:43:52,536 --> 00:43:54,232
- I'm nervous.
- It's okay.

753
00:43:58,604 --> 00:43:59,776
Erm...

754
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,108
"Although...

755
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:08,015
"Although in the past,
you have, erm..."

756
00:44:11,186 --> 00:44:13,319
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's all right. Shall I...

757
00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:14,417
I'm sorry.

758
00:44:15,327 --> 00:44:17,555
(TOBIAS INHALES DEEPLY)

759
00:44:17,657 --> 00:44:18,828
ALMUT: Here.

760
00:44:29,174 --> 00:44:31,203
(PAGE RUSTLES)

761
00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:44,887
(CLOSES BOOK)

762
00:44:46,191 --> 00:44:47,186
(SONG FADES)

763
00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:54,094
Fuck it. Let's do it.

764
00:44:55,828 --> 00:44:57,031
Yeah, let's do it.

765
00:45:00,205 --> 00:45:01,299
(ALMUT EXCLAIMS)

766
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,437
(GASPS)

767
00:45:04,539 --> 00:45:05,970
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

768
00:45:06,072 --> 00:45:07,745
- That too much?
- (LAUGHS) Yes.

769
00:45:09,441 --> 00:45:12,783
In for a heteronormative
penny, in for a pound.

770
00:45:12,885 --> 00:45:15,879
<i>(EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS</i>
BY VILLAGERS PLAYING)

771
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:19,152
<i>♪ Balanced on desire ♪</i>

772
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:23,453
<i>♪ I cannot control ♪</i>

773
00:45:24,563 --> 00:45:28,628
<i>♪ These ever-changing ways ♪</i>

774
00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:32,930
<i>♪ So how can I be sure ♪</i>

775
00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:36,499
<i>♪ The feeling will remain? ♪</i>

776
00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:42,807
<i>♪ It'll always change ♪</i>

777
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:45,343
<i>♪ But everything I am ♪</i>

778
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:50,821
<i>♪ Is yours ♪</i>

779
00:45:51,687 --> 00:45:52,949
<i>♪ Everything I am... ♪</i>

780
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:54,851
- Pizza.
- (BUTTON CLICKS)

781
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:57,520
(INTERCOM BUZZES)

782
00:45:58,927 --> 00:46:00,797
(WOMEN LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING)

783
00:46:00,899 --> 00:46:03,633
Er, did anyone order a man
as well as a pizza?

784
00:46:03,735 --> 00:46:05,234
- WOMAN 1: I'll take him.
- (WOMEN LAUGHING)

785
00:46:05,336 --> 00:46:06,929
TOBIAS: I, er...

786
00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:08,270
- Weetabix?
- Hi.

787
00:46:08,372 --> 00:46:09,502
- Oh.
- Hi.

788
00:46:09,604 --> 00:46:11,805
- Hi.
- Well.

789
00:46:11,907 --> 00:46:13,840
WOMAN 2:
Welcome to my baby shower.

790
00:46:13,942 --> 00:46:17,105
(WOMEN CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING)

791
00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:20,312
<i>♪ Find it hard to say ♪</i>

792
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:24,151
<i>♪ What's going on inside... ♪</i>

793
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:30,457
Apologies for the, erm...

794
00:46:30,559 --> 00:46:31,829
Interruption?

795
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:39,933
- (EXHALES)
- (WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)

796
00:46:40,035 --> 00:46:41,901
I saw you the o...
The o... Last week,

797
00:46:42,003 --> 00:46:43,337
I was passing
by the restaurant.

798
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:44,402
Erm...

799
00:46:46,909 --> 00:46:48,604
And it made me realize,
well...

800
00:46:49,811 --> 00:46:50,979
(CHUCKLES) ...two things.

801
00:46:51,081 --> 00:46:54,918
First of which, I was still
quite angry with you

802
00:46:57,155 --> 00:46:59,217
because although I might have
been somewhat insensitive,

803
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:04,554
you were rude to me,
which, yeah, a lot, hurt.

804
00:47:05,827 --> 00:47:07,092
And the second thing,

805
00:47:07,194 --> 00:47:11,598
I was guilty of
focusing on the wrong,

806
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,897
erm... (SLAPS BOXES)

807
00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:16,332
...thing, aspect.

808
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,634
Looking ahead
instead of right...

809
00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:23,441
In front of me, at you.

810
00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:26,279
(SIGHS)

811
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:31,152
<i>(EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS</i>
BY VILLAGERS CONTINUES)

812
00:47:34,923 --> 00:47:36,619
I knew he was gonna do that.

813
00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:42,295
TOBIAS: So are you gonna catch
mommy's hair?

814
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:45,130
Perfect, yeah.
Open your little box.

815
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:47,229
- ELLA: Yeah.
- (ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRS)

816
00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:49,268
Aw, that felt like a good one.

817
00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:50,937
- Oh, yeah. Nice and clean.
- That sounded like...

818
00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:52,102
- That's perfect!
- It's nice and...

819
00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:54,271
- TOBIAS: That's it.
- (LAUGHS)

820
00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:55,773
How much hair
do you wanna keep, mommy?

821
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,310
(BOTH LAUGH)

822
00:47:59,885 --> 00:48:02,214
- Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
- (ALMUT GRUNTS)

823
00:48:02,317 --> 00:48:04,380
- We're getting chunky now.
- Yeah, just do it.

824
00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:06,455
- We're getting chunky.
- Oh, amazing.

825
00:48:06,557 --> 00:48:07,551
Pat it down, Ells.

826
00:48:08,855 --> 00:48:10,158
Good girl.

827
00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:13,496
Hold that up there for me,
darling. Thank you.

828
00:48:13,598 --> 00:48:15,295
- Well done, girly.
- Oh.

829
00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:17,359
(CHUCKLES)

830
00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,602
- Oh, lovely.
- ELLA: Really nice.

831
00:48:19,705 --> 00:48:21,068
- Really nice?
- Really nice.

832
00:48:21,170 --> 00:48:24,601
(ELLA AND TOBIAS
IMITATE CHICKENS CLUCKING)

833
00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:27,007
(ALMUT EXCLAIMS)

834
00:48:27,109 --> 00:48:30,614
- TOBIAS: Whoa, okay.
- (ALMUT LAUGHS)

835
00:48:30,716 --> 00:48:33,544
- Wow. Wow. Mmm.
- (TOBIAS KISSES)

836
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:36,481
Ooh, ooh.

837
00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:41,458
- Aw.
- ALMUT: Aw.

838
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,954
(ALMUT AND TOBIAS LAUGH)

839
00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:44,021
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

840
00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:45,688
(ALMUT VOCALISES A NOTE)

841
00:48:46,994 --> 00:48:48,457
ELLA: You look beautiful.

842
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,729
TOBIAS: Doesn't she look
so beautiful?

843
00:48:50,831 --> 00:48:52,035
ELLA: Sorry.

844
00:48:53,968 --> 00:48:56,138
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

845
00:48:58,303 --> 00:48:59,505
TOBIAS: Yes?
ALMUT: Happy?

846
00:48:59,607 --> 00:49:00,703
Yes.

847
00:49:02,614 --> 00:49:03,439
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

848
00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:07,642
Anywhere from
200 to 600 seated guests,

849
00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,912
access to over four acres
of private gardens.

850
00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,153
Wow.

851
00:49:12,255 --> 00:49:15,923
WOMAN: Along with its own
secure car-parking area.

852
00:49:16,025 --> 00:49:18,527
- Marble flooring.
- TOBIAS: Wow.

853
00:49:18,629 --> 00:49:20,129
WOMAN: Roman nobles.

854
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,825
Around about 120 guests,

855
00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:28,171
expanding to around about 140
for your evening reception.

856
00:49:28,273 --> 00:49:31,300
And the great hall is licensed
for music and entertainment.

857
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,543
(ALMUT GASPS) Hear that, Ells?

858
00:49:33,645 --> 00:49:35,771
- TOBIAS: Ooh.
- Dancing.

859
00:49:36,714 --> 00:49:39,049
(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

860
00:49:40,786 --> 00:49:43,853
Our conservatory
is licensed for

861
00:49:43,955 --> 00:49:46,988
up to and including
160 guests...

862
00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:49,424
- (ALMUT GASPS)
- ...for a seated dinner.

863
00:49:49,526 --> 00:49:50,386
Or 200...

864
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,957
- Touch his bum.
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

865
00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:53,223
...for a standing buffet.

866
00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:55,197
Fairy lights, optional extra.

867
00:49:57,398 --> 00:49:58,462
ALMUT: (WHISPERS)
Have you seen the ceiling?

868
00:49:58,564 --> 00:50:01,002
Though I should add
that the use of drones

869
00:50:01,104 --> 00:50:03,205
- is strictly prohibited.
- (ELLA GRUNTS)

870
00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:24,726
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

871
00:50:24,828 --> 00:50:26,822
(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)

872
00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:33,070
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

873
00:50:38,341 --> 00:50:40,174
NURSE: This one's going
to take 20 minutes,

874
00:50:40,277 --> 00:50:42,340
give or take, then we'll flush
out the system

875
00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:43,842
and get you started
on number two.

876
00:50:43,944 --> 00:50:45,014
Okay, thank you.

877
00:50:45,117 --> 00:50:46,044
Right. Give us a shout
if you need anything.

878
00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:47,582
- Will do.
- (MUSIC FADES)

879
00:50:47,684 --> 00:50:49,515
(PAGES RUSTLING)

880
00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,487
(SIGHS)

881
00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:27,415
SIMON: Chefs,
how are we all doing?

882
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,152
Sorry to keep you waiting.

883
00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:31,191
Technical bullshit.

884
00:51:31,293 --> 00:51:32,491
Apologies, everyone,
for the delay.

885
00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:35,195
Good news is, audience is in,
ready and raring.

886
00:51:35,297 --> 00:51:37,297
So, er, just a little heads-up
from me.

887
00:51:37,399 --> 00:51:38,931
Erm, I'll kick things off,
a little intro,

888
00:51:39,033 --> 00:51:40,335
little bit about me,

889
00:51:40,437 --> 00:51:43,238
little bit about my role as
Bocuse d'Or UK head coach.

890
00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:45,370
Overview of the rules,
what's up for grabs today,

891
00:51:45,472 --> 00:51:47,137
place at the European
semi-finals,

892
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:48,678
so on and so forth.

893
00:51:48,780 --> 00:51:50,206
General frenzy-whipping.

894
00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:52,407
Excitement. Good.

895
00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:54,816
Any questions? Excellent.

896
00:51:54,918 --> 00:51:57,319
All right, Chefs. Onwards.

897
00:51:58,624 --> 00:51:59,618
(WOMEN CHUCKLE)

898
00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:01,957
(CHUCKLES)

899
00:52:02,059 --> 00:52:03,988
- Hello, you.
- ALMUT: Hi! Hello.

900
00:52:04,090 --> 00:52:05,057
(SIMON GROANS)

901
00:52:05,159 --> 00:52:06,226
- Good to see ya.
- Yeah.

902
00:52:06,328 --> 00:52:08,697
- Congrats on the star.
- Same to you.

903
00:52:08,799 --> 00:52:09,526
Yeah, well, I think

904
00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:10,894
I'm a little
old hat at this point.

905
00:52:10,996 --> 00:52:12,231
No.

906
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,564
This is Jade Khadime,
my commis.

907
00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:16,201
- And the real deal.
- Hello, Jade.

908
00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:18,236
Well, best of luck out there.

909
00:52:18,338 --> 00:52:19,368
Excellent hair, by the way.

910
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,004
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

911
00:52:21,107 --> 00:52:22,476
(CHUCKLES)

912
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,250
Er, just gonna pop to the loo.

913
00:52:33,287 --> 00:52:35,458
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- Oh, fuck!

914
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,491
(EXHALES)

915
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:41,363
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

916
00:52:42,733 --> 00:52:43,728
(GROANING)

917
00:52:49,607 --> 00:52:51,703
(RETCHES)

918
00:52:52,975 --> 00:52:54,202
(GROANS, SNIFFLES)

919
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,378
(PANTING)

920
00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:00,043
(GRUNTS)

921
00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:02,879
(RETCHING)

922
00:53:06,989 --> 00:53:07,983
(BREATHES SHARPLY)

923
00:53:09,157 --> 00:53:10,219
- (GAGS)
- (DOOR OPENS)

924
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,326
JADE: Chef!

925
00:53:12,428 --> 00:53:13,923
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Chef, they're ready for us.

926
00:53:17,301 --> 00:53:18,900
It's fine, honestly.
Honestly, I'm fine.

927
00:53:19,002 --> 00:53:20,270
I'm... I'm... I'm coming.

928
00:53:22,873 --> 00:53:23,999
Chef, are you using?

929
00:53:26,776 --> 00:53:28,174
What?

930
00:53:28,276 --> 00:53:30,478
Chefs' circle of trust, Chef.

931
00:53:33,552 --> 00:53:34,515
(SCOFFS)

932
00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:38,585
No.

933
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:45,856
No, I have stage three
ovarian cancer.

934
00:53:49,734 --> 00:53:50,762
(JADE EXHALES)

935
00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:56,933
Do you want to call time
on the whole competing thing?

936
00:53:59,942 --> 00:54:00,937
No, I do not.

937
00:54:05,684 --> 00:54:06,679
(SNIFFLES)

938
00:54:11,822 --> 00:54:13,015
Thank you.

939
00:54:23,464 --> 00:54:25,368
- (CLOTHES RUSTLE)
- (ALMUT EXHALES)

940
00:54:30,841 --> 00:54:31,803
Let's do it.

941
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,541
MAN: That's okay.
Is that right?

942
00:54:34,643 --> 00:54:35,845
- WOMAN: Yeah, it's fine.
- MAN: That's brilliant.

943
00:54:35,947 --> 00:54:37,941
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

944
00:54:42,548 --> 00:54:44,119
(INHALES DEEPLY) All right.

945
00:54:44,221 --> 00:54:45,287
Best of luck
out there, everyone.

946
00:54:45,389 --> 00:54:47,220
<i>(HOLD MY HAND</i>
BY JESS GLYNNE PLAYING)

947
00:54:47,322 --> 00:54:48,985
<i>♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪</i>

948
00:54:50,491 --> 00:54:52,857
<i>♪ Oh, won't you
Hold my hand? ♪</i>

949
00:54:54,898 --> 00:54:55,860
(SONG STOPS)

950
00:54:58,936 --> 00:55:00,898
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

951
00:55:13,818 --> 00:55:14,846
(CHUCKLES)

952
00:55:19,924 --> 00:55:22,117
(GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)

953
00:55:24,259 --> 00:55:26,594
(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING)

954
00:55:44,112 --> 00:55:45,107
(CHUCKLES)

955
00:56:01,263 --> 00:56:02,465
TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Hi.

956
00:56:08,006 --> 00:56:09,765
Penny for your thoughts.

957
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,541
- ALMUT: (WHISPERS) Hi. Hi.
- So.

958
00:56:15,841 --> 00:56:16,939
TOBIAS: (SOFTLY)
I think I like this one

959
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,911
but I suspect I'm pretty easy
either way.

960
00:56:25,286 --> 00:56:26,654
Could I sleep on it?

961
00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,052
Yeah.

962
00:56:31,226 --> 00:56:32,429
Yeah, absolutely.

963
00:56:39,936 --> 00:56:40,932
What?

964
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:44,771
What's going on?

965
00:56:47,174 --> 00:56:48,577
Tired.

966
00:56:49,914 --> 00:56:50,876
(WHISPERS) Okay.

967
00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:06,925
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

968
00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:15,538
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

969
00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:23,172
(ALMUT MOANS)

970
00:57:26,612 --> 00:57:28,144
ALMUT: Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm.

971
00:57:31,619 --> 00:57:33,919
- (WATER SLOSHES)
- (ALMUT SIGHS)

972
00:57:34,619 --> 00:57:36,592
(ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY)

973
00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:43,264
(EXHALES)

974
00:57:43,366 --> 00:57:45,234
Oh, don't forget your, erm...

975
00:57:45,336 --> 00:57:46,998
- (WHISPERS) Waterproof.
- (LAUGHS)

976
00:57:52,604 --> 00:57:54,643
(ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY)

977
00:58:01,051 --> 00:58:02,046
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

978
00:58:16,529 --> 00:58:17,762
(INTERCOM BUZZES)

979
00:58:17,864 --> 00:58:19,564
(SEMI-UPBEAT SONG
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

980
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,337
- Hello.
- WOMAN: <i>It's us!</i>

981
00:58:21,439 --> 00:58:23,238
- (CHEERS) Hi!
- (CHEERING OVER INTERCOM)

982
00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,570
Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up.

983
00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:26,503
- (INTERCOM BUZZES)
- They're here.

984
00:58:26,605 --> 00:58:27,841
TOBIAS: All right.

985
00:58:32,010 --> 00:58:34,214
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (HANDS CLAPPING)

986
00:58:34,316 --> 00:58:35,885
- Mama!
- Hello!

987
00:58:35,987 --> 00:58:36,914
(CHUCKLING)

988
00:58:37,016 --> 00:58:38,716
MOTHER: I love that dress.
ALMUT: Thank you.

989
00:58:38,818 --> 00:58:39,817
WOMAN: Kind of matches, actually.

990
00:58:39,919 --> 00:58:40,949
Sorry I haven't
brought you anything.

991
00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:42,317
It's okay.
You brought me a baby.

992
00:58:42,419 --> 00:58:43,888
WOMAN: I brought you a baby.
MOTHER: Ben, how are you?

993
00:58:43,990 --> 00:58:45,194
- (BABY CRIES)
- ALMUT: Oh, sorry, babies.

994
00:58:45,296 --> 00:58:47,996
Babies want attention. Hi, hi.

995
00:58:48,098 --> 00:58:49,058
(ALL CHATTERING)

996
00:58:49,161 --> 00:58:50,726
- MAN: Unbelievable.
- Hi, loves. Come on in.

997
00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:51,997
- Wow!
- Thank you. Wow!

998
00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:53,895
- It goes back so far.
- I know, and I have a bath.

999
00:58:53,997 --> 00:58:55,368
- And a double bed.
- Ah, hi.

1000
00:58:55,470 --> 00:58:56,738
- (CHUCKLES)
- Go on.

1001
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,635
WOMAN: You've never been here.
MAN: Really, so grown-up.

1002
00:58:57,737 --> 00:58:58,770
Have you? I've just realized.

1003
00:58:58,872 --> 00:58:59,904
- It's so cool.
- MAN: No, I haven't. No.

1004
00:59:00,006 --> 00:59:01,070
ALMUT: My goodness.
Look at the little...

1005
00:59:01,172 --> 00:59:03,476
Hi! (CHUCKLES)
Sorry, didn't mean to, er...

1006
00:59:03,578 --> 00:59:04,906
- Hi, I'm so sorry.
- MAN: Hi.

1007
00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:06,042
- Hello.
- Good to see you.

1008
00:59:06,144 --> 00:59:07,342
- I'm Almut's sister, Leah.
- I'm Reginald.

1009
00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:08,780
- That's my dad, yeah.
- REGINALD: Lovely to meet you.

1010
00:59:08,882 --> 00:59:09,980
Reginald,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

1011
00:59:10,082 --> 00:59:11,113
MAN: It smells amazing.
ALMUT: Thank you.

1012
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:12,815
- Likewise.
- MAN: Hi, I'm Almut's brother,

1013
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,090
- Lucas.
- Welcome, welcome.

1014
00:59:14,192 --> 00:59:15,318
Thank you, thank you.

1015
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,523
Well, it's not my home, but
I'm welcoming everyone anyway.

1016
00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:17,391
Hey, I'm the other brother,
Ben.

1017
00:59:17,493 --> 00:59:18,421
- Hi. Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

1018
00:59:18,523 --> 00:59:19,625
You too.

1019
00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:20,726
- Thanks for this.
- Oh, pleasure.

1020
00:59:20,828 --> 00:59:24,660
Bea said we had to go
to Salt Lake.

1021
00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:25,731
(MOTHER CHUCKLES)

1022
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,668
She said, "You'll love it,"
she says.

1023
00:59:27,770 --> 00:59:30,805
And so... And so we're there
and it's winter.

1024
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,735
It's... It's snowing.

1025
00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:35,675
It's beautiful and, erm,

1026
00:59:35,777 --> 00:59:37,205
we decide to visit
the Tabernacle.

1027
00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,143
- I don't know if you know it.
- Oh, yeah.

1028
00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:41,515
- (ALMUT'S SIBLINGS AGREEING)
- REGINALD: It's, erm...

1029
00:59:41,617 --> 00:59:43,078
Well, I don't even
know how late

1030
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,787
and, er,
we've watched the sun go down.

1031
00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,691
And it's been the most...

1032
00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:51,155
You know,

1033
00:59:51,257 --> 00:59:53,489
the most wonderful day
of our entire fucking lives.

1034
00:59:53,592 --> 00:59:54,662
(CHUCKLES)

1035
00:59:54,764 --> 00:59:57,766
And I turned to her
and I said... I say...

1036
00:59:59,604 --> 01:00:01,533
(CHUCKLING)
"Bea, don't know about you,

1037
01:00:01,635 --> 01:00:03,033
"but I think this is how

1038
01:00:03,135 --> 01:00:05,573
"I'd like to spend
the rest of my life."

1039
01:00:05,675 --> 01:00:08,003
- (CHUCKLES)
- No ring, nothing, just...

1040
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:11,347
- Said it.
- And what did she say?

1041
01:00:11,449 --> 01:00:13,114
"Don't be
so fucking sentimental."

1042
01:00:13,216 --> 01:00:14,915
(ALL LAUGHING)

1043
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,822
"I don't need a roomful of
people and a piece of paper

1044
01:00:20,924 --> 01:00:23,323
"to know I want to spend
the rest of my life with you,"

1045
01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:25,161
- she said.
- Yeah.

1046
01:00:25,263 --> 01:00:26,256
- Amen.
- SYLVIA: Yeah.

1047
01:00:26,358 --> 01:00:29,325
So when were you... When were
you all in Salt Lake?

1048
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:32,798
Erm, 15 years ago.

1049
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,199
- Give or take.
- Business or pleasure?

1050
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:41,040
What? What's going on?
(LAUGHS)

1051
01:00:42,705 --> 01:00:45,675
I... I just happened to be in
a competition that year, so...

1052
01:00:45,777 --> 01:00:46,941
Happened, just...

1053
01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:48,317
- Don't.
- Competition?

1054
01:00:48,419 --> 01:00:50,318
What sort of a competition?

1055
01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:51,949
ALMUT: It was, erm...

1056
01:00:52,051 --> 01:00:53,953
I used to...
I used to figure-skate.

1057
01:00:54,055 --> 01:00:57,920
LUCAS: Erm... ISU World
Championships. (LAUGHS)

1058
01:00:58,022 --> 01:00:59,729
She was unbe-fucking-lievable.

1059
01:00:59,831 --> 01:01:01,629
I can't believe you haven't
told these guys this.

1060
01:01:01,731 --> 01:01:02,693
- ALMUT: Stop.
- LUCAS: It was, it was.

1061
01:01:02,795 --> 01:01:03,995
- Check it out.
- No.

1062
01:01:04,098 --> 01:01:05,929
- LUCAS: Check it out.
- You have to see this,

1063
01:01:06,031 --> 01:01:07,197
- Reginald, it's...
- I'm speechless.

1064
01:01:07,299 --> 01:01:08,634
- ...absolutely remarkable.
- LUCAS: Here she goes.

1065
01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:10,206
Here she goes. Here she goes.

1066
01:01:10,308 --> 01:01:11,803
(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)

1067
01:01:11,905 --> 01:01:12,970
- (LUCAS CHEERS)
- BROTHERS: Oh!

1068
01:01:13,072 --> 01:01:14,969
- This is you?
- LUCAS: Yeah, watch this.

1069
01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:17,813
(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)

1070
01:01:18,744 --> 01:01:19,712
- (WHOOPS)
- Oh!

1071
01:01:19,814 --> 01:01:21,111
- Oh, my goodness me.
- (CHUCKLES)

1072
01:01:21,213 --> 01:01:23,447
ALMUT: Stop. Stop, stop.
Please. I said no.

1073
01:01:23,550 --> 01:01:24,950
I said no.

1074
01:01:25,053 --> 01:01:27,053
- You should be proud.
- Yeah, bloody marvelous.

1075
01:01:28,526 --> 01:01:29,552
(SARCASTICALLY)
Thanks, mom.

1076
01:01:29,655 --> 01:01:31,222
(CHUCKLES)

1077
01:01:32,262 --> 01:01:33,728
(SOFTLY) Yeah.

1078
01:01:33,830 --> 01:01:35,963
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wine. Anyone for any wine?

1079
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,730
You know
it isn't even just you?

1080
01:01:40,832 --> 01:01:43,331
(PLATES CLATTERING)

1081
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:45,335
Like, honest to God,
no one knows about it.

1082
01:01:54,947 --> 01:01:56,148
TOBIAS: (SOFTLY) Thank you.

1083
01:01:59,656 --> 01:02:01,989
It was Dad
who got me into skating.

1084
01:02:02,954 --> 01:02:05,025
(CUTLERY CLATTERS IN SINK)

1085
01:02:05,127 --> 01:02:07,222
I think he actually really
wanted a sporty child and...

1086
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:10,096
And I suppose
I was his last chance.

1087
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,967
And I guess...

1088
01:02:13,635 --> 01:02:15,132
He was right to push me

1089
01:02:15,234 --> 01:02:18,902
because it turned out
I fucking loved it

1090
01:02:19,004 --> 01:02:21,008
and I was really good at it.

1091
01:02:22,312 --> 01:02:24,209
(BOTH LAUGH)

1092
01:02:24,311 --> 01:02:26,678
And in the beginning,
he would drive me to Swindon

1093
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,950
virtually every weekend.

1094
01:02:29,781 --> 01:02:30,918
TOBIAS: Hmm.

1095
01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:34,351
And then when he was ill,
when he was sick, I...

1096
01:02:35,823 --> 01:02:38,927
I wanted to help out and...

1097
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:43,426
I took some time off from it.

1098
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,562
And then...

1099
01:02:51,803 --> 01:02:54,910
After that,

1100
01:02:55,978 --> 01:03:00,113
skating without him around
was just joyless.

1101
01:03:00,813 --> 01:03:02,247
So you just stopped?

1102
01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:05,919
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1103
01:03:06,021 --> 01:03:08,319
I think it just really
reminded me of him.

1104
01:03:10,689 --> 01:03:12,290
(EXHALES)

1105
01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:14,963
(WINCES)

1106
01:03:16,731 --> 01:03:18,194
- You okay?
- (GROANS)

1107
01:03:18,296 --> 01:03:20,463
- What?
- I think I'm gonna be sick.

1108
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,466
- Okay.
- (GASPING IN PAIN)

1109
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:26,606
Whoa, whoa. Okay.

1110
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,137
I'm cautiously optimistic

1111
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,173
we're dealing with
an infection.

1112
01:03:30,275 --> 01:03:32,008
But, listen,
once the fluid is out,

1113
01:03:32,110 --> 01:03:33,278
we're gonna run some tests,

1114
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:35,681
and if we find anything,
you'll be the first to know.

1115
01:03:35,783 --> 01:03:37,282
- Okay.
- In the meantime,

1116
01:03:37,384 --> 01:03:39,015
I'd like to get you started
with some antibiotics,

1117
01:03:39,117 --> 01:03:40,451
just to help with the pain.

1118
01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:42,017
- All right?
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm.

1119
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:43,491
- Okay?
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm.

1120
01:03:43,593 --> 01:03:44,855
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

1121
01:03:44,957 --> 01:03:46,126
(ALMUT CLEARS THROAT)

1122
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:56,400
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

1123
01:04:02,243 --> 01:04:04,474
ALMUT: <i>Tobias, I had a call
from the hospital.</i>

1124
01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:09,479
They called to see if I could
come in, and so I did.

1125
01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:11,118
Speaking.

1126
01:04:14,824 --> 01:04:16,453
They said
it wasn't an infection.

1127
01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:18,191
What is it?

1128
01:04:21,827 --> 01:04:23,364
What is it?

1129
01:04:23,466 --> 01:04:24,428
I've made notes.

1130
01:04:25,202 --> 01:04:26,199
Erm,

1131
01:04:27,769 --> 01:04:30,137
they are recommending

1132
01:04:31,437 --> 01:04:35,670
either a partial
or a full-blown hysterectomy.

1133
01:04:36,778 --> 01:04:39,212
(MOBILE PHONE SLAPPING)

1134
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:51,224
Your note-taking is incredibly
thorough, by the way.

1135
01:04:52,663 --> 01:04:54,194
(CLICKS TONGUE) Every cloud...

1136
01:04:56,427 --> 01:04:58,095
All right,
so let me just check, I...

1137
01:04:58,197 --> 01:05:00,769
- Mmm-hmm.
- Option One would be...

1138
01:05:00,871 --> 01:05:02,697
If we ever want
to conceive naturally...

1139
01:05:03,705 --> 01:05:04,869
Freeze embryos.

1140
01:05:04,971 --> 01:05:06,938
- Mmm.
- (CLICKS TONGUE)

1141
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,106
- Followed by...
- Surgery.

1142
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:11,009
So removing one ovary,
not both.

1143
01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:12,810
- Followed by...
- Chemo. Shit.

1144
01:05:12,912 --> 01:05:14,214
Shit ton of chemo.

1145
01:05:15,015 --> 01:05:16,277
- Followed by...
- Shagging.

1146
01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:18,214
Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF.

1147
01:05:18,316 --> 01:05:20,783
Oh, I...
I vote shagging, but okay.

1148
01:05:20,886 --> 01:05:22,354
(CHUCKLES)

1149
01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:26,929
- (SNIFFLES)
- Alternatively, Option Two.

1150
01:05:27,031 --> 01:05:30,032
Way more invasive
but way lower risk of relapse.

1151
01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:32,929
Ovaries and uterus,
they take it.

1152
01:05:33,031 --> 01:05:34,234
They take it all.

1153
01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:36,071
(SOFTLY) Okay.

1154
01:05:37,506 --> 01:05:38,469
Okay.

1155
01:05:41,244 --> 01:05:42,404
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) I think...
- Listen... Oh, sorry.

1156
01:05:42,506 --> 01:05:44,708
- No. Do you want...
- No. No, you.

1157
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:46,015
Okay.

1158
01:05:48,782 --> 01:05:49,986
I guess...

1159
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:53,418
I think,
unless you think I'm...

1160
01:05:54,857 --> 01:05:57,658
Insane, I think I am inclined

1161
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,129
to say that I would...

1162
01:06:03,595 --> 01:06:06,299
I would like to hang on
to at least one of my...

1163
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:11,700
Fucking addled
cancer-ridden ovaries.

1164
01:06:16,942 --> 01:06:19,677
Because, well...

1165
01:06:20,446 --> 01:06:23,079
Just because I never,
in a general sense,

1166
01:06:23,181 --> 01:06:25,549
saw myself having kids,

1167
01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:29,352
doesn't mean
that there isn't a world

1168
01:06:29,454 --> 01:06:33,458
where I couldn't see myself,
in time,

1169
01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:37,759
deciding to have them
with you.

1170
01:06:43,806 --> 01:06:45,800
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1171
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,277
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

1172
01:06:52,649 --> 01:06:53,643
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1173
01:07:07,058 --> 01:07:08,295
(FEET SHUFFLING)

1174
01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,335
(PEOPLE CHEERING FAINTLY)

1175
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,606
(MUSIC TURNS JOYFUL)

1176
01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:20,142
I'm in remission.

1177
01:07:20,907 --> 01:07:23,838
(BOTH LAUGH)

1178
01:07:26,550 --> 01:07:28,611
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1179
01:07:28,713 --> 01:07:30,486
TOBIAS: <i>We should do something
to celebrate.</i>

1180
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:31,980
(ALMUT SQUEALS)

1181
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:33,381
(LAUGHS)

1182
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,853
- Come on! Come on!
- (WHOOPS)

1183
01:07:35,955 --> 01:07:37,819
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

1184
01:07:39,562 --> 01:07:40,622
(LAUGHS)

1185
01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:42,791
- ...the throne or something.
- What? (LAUGHS)

1186
01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,095
No.

1187
01:07:46,197 --> 01:07:47,636
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

1188
01:07:47,738 --> 01:07:49,336
That serves you right.

1189
01:07:51,570 --> 01:07:54,038
- Everything's great!
- Everything's fine.

1190
01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:56,409
(JOYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

1191
01:08:08,189 --> 01:08:09,657
TOBIAS: Wait, wait,
wait, wait!

1192
01:08:09,759 --> 01:08:10,720
(ALMUT SCREAMS)

1193
01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:27,440
(TIMER BEEPING)

1194
01:08:35,313 --> 01:08:37,516
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1195
01:08:42,024 --> 01:08:44,424
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1196
01:08:45,159 --> 01:08:46,759
- (PANTING)
- (ALMUT LAUGHS)

1197
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:47,922
(TOBIAS MUTTERS)

1198
01:08:52,031 --> 01:08:53,468
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1199
01:08:53,570 --> 01:08:56,370
(PANTING)

1200
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:02,805
(MUSIC SLOWS)

1201
01:09:06,584 --> 01:09:07,546
(KNOCKING)

1202
01:09:13,724 --> 01:09:14,850
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1203
01:09:27,132 --> 01:09:28,067
(CHUCKLES)

1204
01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:30,371
- (EXHALES)
- (TIMER BEEPING)

1205
01:09:35,007 --> 01:09:35,974
(GASPS)

1206
01:09:36,076 --> 01:09:38,676
(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)

1207
01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:49,621
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1208
01:09:57,701 --> 01:09:58,561
(MUSIC FADES)

1209
01:09:58,663 --> 01:10:00,602
FEMALE VOICE ON SPEAKER:
<i>Breathe in.</i>

1210
01:10:00,704 --> 01:10:03,036
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1211
01:10:03,138 --> 01:10:04,705
FEMALE VOICE: <i>Breathe out.</i>

1212
01:10:04,807 --> 01:10:06,740
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1213
01:10:06,842 --> 01:10:07,803
TOBIAS: Ooh.

1214
01:10:07,905 --> 01:10:10,745
- FEMALE VOICE: <i>Breathe in.</i>
- (ALMUT MOANS)

1215
01:10:10,847 --> 01:10:12,611
(CONTINUES MOANING)

1216
01:10:14,113 --> 01:10:15,111
One second.

1217
01:10:15,213 --> 01:10:17,213
(HORN TOOTS)

1218
01:10:17,315 --> 01:10:20,014
(HORNS BLARING)

1219
01:10:30,097 --> 01:10:31,927
(SIGHS) Oh, fuck me.

1220
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:38,167
FEMALE VOICE:
<i>Feeling relaxed and calm.</i>

1221
01:10:38,269 --> 01:10:39,803
(ENGINE RUNNING)

1222
01:10:40,809 --> 01:10:41,805
Almut?

1223
01:10:43,747 --> 01:10:45,842
Al? Almut?

1224
01:10:46,882 --> 01:10:47,844
(HORN BLARES)

1225
01:10:49,512 --> 01:10:51,683
(ALMUT MOANING)

1226
01:10:54,759 --> 01:10:56,725
(HORNS BLARING)

1227
01:10:56,827 --> 01:10:58,855
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1228
01:11:02,397 --> 01:11:04,194
- (ALMUT MOANS)
- (CASH TILL BEEPING)

1229
01:11:04,296 --> 01:11:06,660
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1230
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,062
(POP SONG PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1231
01:11:08,164 --> 01:11:10,735
TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

1232
01:11:15,174 --> 01:11:17,346
(ALMUT MOANS)

1233
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,976
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1234
01:11:22,619 --> 01:11:23,814
Oh.

1235
01:11:27,223 --> 01:11:29,687
I'm gonna get a drink.
(GROANS)

1236
01:11:29,789 --> 01:11:31,886
CASHIER: That is...
Yes, £20 with the fuel.

1237
01:11:31,988 --> 01:11:34,024
- (ALMUT MOANING)
- CASHIER: Thank you. Cheers.

1238
01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:35,331
Thank you.

1239
01:11:38,064 --> 01:11:39,031
Hiya.

1240
01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,996
(GROANS)
Oh, shit.

1241
01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:42,498
(FRIDGE DOOR CLOSES)

1242
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,570
- Sorry. Thank you.
- Hiya.

1243
01:11:44,672 --> 01:11:46,238
- TOBIAS: Hi, how are you?
- Yeah, good, thank you.

1244
01:11:46,341 --> 01:11:48,377
- There you go. Any fuel?
- Er, no.

1245
01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:51,644
(CASH TILL BEEPING)

1246
01:11:53,277 --> 01:11:54,515
Sorry.

1247
01:11:56,884 --> 01:11:57,984
Al?

1248
01:11:58,086 --> 01:11:59,047
(CASH TILL BEEPS)

1249
01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:02,457
Al? Al?

1250
01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:07,121
Sorry. One second, sorry.

1251
01:12:10,966 --> 01:12:11,899
(DOOR CLOSES)

1252
01:12:12,001 --> 01:12:13,498
- (KNOCKING)
- Al?

1253
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,837
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm?
- Hi. Everything okay?

1254
01:12:15,939 --> 01:12:18,336
ALMUT: Hmm. Kind of.

1255
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:21,608
- What?
- ALMUT: Erm... (MOANS)

1256
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:24,043
Well, you see, I thought...
I thought I needed a poo.

1257
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:26,311
- Yeah.
- And, er,

1258
01:12:26,414 --> 01:12:28,710
- now that I'm in here...
- Yeah?

1259
01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:30,181
...I think
I might need to push.

1260
01:12:30,283 --> 01:12:31,884
No. No, no. No, no.

1261
01:12:31,986 --> 01:12:33,020
No! Okay?

1262
01:12:33,122 --> 01:12:35,223
Sorry, but you can't push.

1263
01:12:35,325 --> 01:12:37,359
If you let me in, I can...
I can help.

1264
01:12:37,461 --> 01:12:39,789
We have biscuits now, Al.
We have biscuits, okay?

1265
01:12:39,891 --> 01:12:42,461
- ALMUT: Okay.
- Okay, come on. Let me in.

1266
01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:43,759
- ALMUT: Oh, no, I can't.
- (DOOR RATTLING)

1267
01:12:43,861 --> 01:12:45,930
What? Just un...
Unlock it and open it.

1268
01:12:46,032 --> 01:12:48,530
I can't. It's not happening.
It's not... It's not working.

1269
01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:50,769
- Wait.
- (DOOR RATTLING)

1270
01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:52,834
Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm...

1271
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:54,508
My partner is stuck
in the, erm...

1272
01:12:54,610 --> 01:12:56,604
Do you have the... For the...
The key for the...

1273
01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:58,374
- Yeah.
- So sorry, er...

1274
01:12:58,476 --> 01:12:59,643
(KEYS JANGLING)

1275
01:12:59,745 --> 01:13:01,077
- Thank you.
- Hey, Jane, I'll just...

1276
01:13:01,179 --> 01:13:03,945
Okay, Al, we have the key.
We have the key, don't worry.

1277
01:13:04,048 --> 01:13:05,320
- It's okay. Sorry about this.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1278
01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:06,688
- No, no, it's fine.
- Thank you very much.

1279
01:13:06,790 --> 01:13:08,388
Okay.

1280
01:13:08,490 --> 01:13:09,750
Okay, just...
Just don't push, Al.

1281
01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:10,992
Whatever you do,
just don't pu...

1282
01:13:11,094 --> 01:13:12,494
(METAL SNAPPING, CLINKING)

1283
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:19,833
Erm, it's just...
Got broken off.

1284
01:13:19,935 --> 01:13:21,068
Erm...

1285
01:13:21,170 --> 01:13:22,567
- So, Al?
- ALMUT: Yeah?

1286
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,504
I'm gonna need you
to stand back, okay?

1287
01:13:24,606 --> 01:13:25,835
- ALMUT: What?
- Standing... Standing back

1288
01:13:25,938 --> 01:13:27,574
- away from the door.
- Wait, wait, wait. Why?

1289
01:13:27,676 --> 01:13:29,342
All the way back.
Right the way back. All right?

1290
01:13:29,444 --> 01:13:30,576
- ALMUT: Why?
- I'm so, so sorry.

1291
01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:33,011
I think she might be
about to give birth.

1292
01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:35,316
(GRUNTING)

1293
01:13:35,418 --> 01:13:38,052
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
- (DOOR POUNDING)

1294
01:13:38,154 --> 01:13:39,280
- Yeah, erm...
- Maybe...

1295
01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:41,386
I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get
Jane, 'cause she'll know...

1296
01:13:41,489 --> 01:13:43,457
Okay, get Jane.
Jane? Jane?

1297
01:13:43,559 --> 01:13:45,388
Jane, pregnant lady
stuck in the khazi.

1298
01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:47,095
(POUNDING CONTINUES)

1299
01:13:47,197 --> 01:13:49,195
- Just bear with me.
- Fine.

1300
01:13:49,297 --> 01:13:50,796
The key snapped in the...

1301
01:13:52,168 --> 01:13:53,935
- How many weeks?
- Forty.

1302
01:13:54,037 --> 01:13:56,035
Huh. Mazel tov.

1303
01:13:56,137 --> 01:13:57,070
(DOOR SLAMS)

1304
01:13:57,172 --> 01:13:58,474
(JANE GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1305
01:14:00,274 --> 01:14:01,240
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

1306
01:14:01,342 --> 01:14:03,144
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1307
01:14:03,247 --> 01:14:04,805
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
- Okay.

1308
01:14:04,907 --> 01:14:06,674
- (GRUNTING)
- (DOOR POUNDING)

1309
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,216
Keep standing back, Al.

1310
01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:09,845
- Shall I have a go?
- Yeah, yeah.

1311
01:14:09,947 --> 01:14:11,583
(STRAINS, GRUNTS)
No, it's not. Nah.

1312
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:14,954
Okay. Okay, Al,
still standing back?

1313
01:14:15,056 --> 01:14:16,386
Okay?

1314
01:14:16,488 --> 01:14:18,989
(STRAINS, GRUNTS)

1315
01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:22,096
- (GRUNTS)
- (HANDLE CLATTERS)

1316
01:14:22,198 --> 01:14:24,363
(TOBIAS BREATHES HEAVILY)

1317
01:14:24,465 --> 01:14:27,368
- Hi.
- I can't. I'm sorry.

1318
01:14:27,470 --> 01:14:28,432
What...
What do you mean, you can't?

1319
01:14:28,534 --> 01:14:30,003
Move. I can't. I'm sorry.

1320
01:14:30,105 --> 01:14:31,567
I can feel it.

1321
01:14:31,669 --> 01:14:33,340
- (HESITATING) No.
- Mmm.

1322
01:14:33,442 --> 01:14:35,002
- No, I know, but we can't.
- Mmm.

1323
01:14:35,104 --> 01:14:36,908
We have to... We don't...
Not... Not here.

1324
01:14:37,010 --> 01:14:38,644
- We... We don't... It's not...
- Mmm, listen to me.

1325
01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:39,944
- It's not safe.
- It's just coming. It is.

1326
01:14:40,046 --> 01:14:41,676
It is. It's coming.
I can feel it. I can feel it.

1327
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,450
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1328
01:14:43,552 --> 01:14:45,581
I'm sorry but I... It's...
This is...

1329
01:14:45,683 --> 01:14:48,155
It's it. It's it. It's it.

1330
01:14:48,257 --> 01:14:49,250
(ALMUT INHALES DEEPLY)

1331
01:14:52,390 --> 01:14:53,988
(MOANING)

1332
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,492
TOBIAS:
Yeah, it seems like we have

1333
01:14:55,594 --> 01:14:56,991
almost everything we need.

1334
01:14:57,093 --> 01:14:58,663
- Except for a midwife.
- (LAUGHING)

1335
01:14:58,765 --> 01:15:00,727
- Except for a midwife.
- Yeah. (MOANS)

1336
01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:02,268
(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)

1337
01:15:02,370 --> 01:15:04,232
- (GROANS)
- Ooh. Ah. Ah.

1338
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:05,904
OPERATOR ON MOBILE PHONE:
<i>Is that a push I hear there?</i>

1339
01:15:06,006 --> 01:15:07,835
Yeah, I think this might...
This might be a push.

1340
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:08,902
- Do you wanna push?
- Yeah.

1341
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,678
- Yes, she wants to push.
- Yeah.

1342
01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:12,177
Watch your head. Watch
your head. Watch your head.

1343
01:15:12,279 --> 01:15:13,173
(ALMUT GROANS)

1344
01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:14,849
Understood, yeah.
She... She... She can push.

1345
01:15:14,952 --> 01:15:17,913
(GROANING)

1346
01:15:18,015 --> 01:15:19,653
Al, Al, I'm gonna have
to check again

1347
01:15:19,755 --> 01:15:21,456
to see if I can see any
body parts. Is that okay?

1348
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:23,289
I'm not exactly in a position
to say no, am I?

1349
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,956
- TOBIAS: Okay.
- (GROANS)

1350
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:28,122
(PANTS, GROANS)

1351
01:15:28,225 --> 01:15:30,398
- Yes, I can see the head.
- ALMUT: Wait, what?

1352
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:32,499
- What? Tobias?
- Shh. Erm... Sorry.

1353
01:15:32,601 --> 01:15:33,833
- Wait, no, I'm sorry, no.
- Tobias? Tobias?

1354
01:15:33,935 --> 01:15:35,337
Sorry, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1355
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:36,402
Okay, listen to me.
You've got this.

1356
01:15:36,505 --> 01:15:37,504
- A head?
- TOBIAS: Sorry, sorry.

1357
01:15:37,606 --> 01:15:38,738
I'm gonna put you on
speakerphone.

1358
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:39,903
Hold on one second.
Can you, can you, can you...

1359
01:15:40,005 --> 01:15:41,103
JANE: Dig deep, babe.
CASHIER: I got it.

1360
01:15:41,205 --> 01:15:42,444
- Thank you. Sorry, still here.
- OPERATOR: <i>Hello?</i>

1361
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,778
Can you say
that last bit again, please?

1362
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,072
<i>With each contraction,
place the palm of your hand...</i>

1363
01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:46,378
JANE: Listen,
you're doing brilliantly.

1364
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:47,646
<i>...against the vagina</i>

1365
01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:50,244
<i>and apply firm
but gentle pressure</i>

1366
01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:52,185
<i>- to keep baby's head...</i>
- To keep baby inside?

1367
01:15:52,287 --> 01:15:53,619
- No.
- No, Christ!

1368
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:55,423
<i>- No, please do not do that.</i>
- No.

1369
01:15:55,525 --> 01:15:56,752
- (ALMUT MOANS)
<i>- You do not want to keep</i>

1370
01:15:56,855 --> 01:15:58,725
<i>- the baby inside.</i>
- Right.

1371
01:15:58,827 --> 01:16:01,024
<i>You want to apply firm
but gentle pressure</i>

1372
01:16:01,126 --> 01:16:03,624
<i>to keep baby's head
from delivering too fast</i>

1373
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:04,796
<i>and tearing.</i>

1374
01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:07,028
Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes.
Understood.

1375
01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:09,270
- Oh, my God.
<i>- Do you understand?</i>

1376
01:16:09,372 --> 01:16:10,635
Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry.

1377
01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,174
<i>- How is mom doing now?</i>
- (GROANS)

1378
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,405
TOBIAS: How's mom doing now?

1379
01:16:13,507 --> 01:16:14,508
Oh. Tell her it feels like

1380
01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:15,909
a huge fucking lump
between my legs.

1381
01:16:16,011 --> 01:16:17,412
She says it feels like she's
got a lump between her legs.

1382
01:16:17,514 --> 01:16:18,545
- A huge fucking lump.
- I'm sorry.

1383
01:16:18,647 --> 01:16:19,981
A huge fucking lump
between her legs.

1384
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,075
Yeah. (GRUNTS)

1385
01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:22,549
<i>Is there anyone else
there with you?</i>

1386
01:16:22,651 --> 01:16:24,078
Yeah, we're actually...
I'm sorry.

1387
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,386
I'm sorry,
I don't know their names.

1388
01:16:25,488 --> 01:16:26,549
- Er, Sanjaya.
- TOBIAS: Sanjaya.

1389
01:16:26,651 --> 01:16:27,652
- Jane, hi.
<i>- Hi.</i>

1390
01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:29,084
<i>Could one of you
do me a favour</i>

1391
01:16:29,186 --> 01:16:30,283
<i>- and go and make sure...
-</i> (ALMUT MOANS)

1392
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,822
<i>...the front door is unlocked
and open?</i>

1393
01:16:31,924 --> 01:16:33,354
Yeah. It's a...
It's a petrol station.

1394
01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:35,756
Yeah, it's a petrol station.
You just walk straight in.

1395
01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:37,894
(GROANS LOUDLY)

1396
01:16:37,996 --> 01:16:39,797
Ooh, I can feel it,
I can feel it.

1397
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:40,897
The head, it's coming.
It's coming.

1398
01:16:40,999 --> 01:16:43,700
- (MOANING)
- TOBIAS: Okay, here we go.

1399
01:16:43,803 --> 01:16:45,501
- Here we go.
- (ALMUT GROANS)

1400
01:16:45,603 --> 01:16:46,934
TOBIAS: Whoa-ho!

1401
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,376
JANE: Lean into me. That's it.

1402
01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:49,509
There's a face!
There's a face!

1403
01:16:49,611 --> 01:16:50,806
There's a face!
I mean, a head.

1404
01:16:50,908 --> 01:16:52,280
There's a head! It's great.

1405
01:16:52,382 --> 01:16:53,413
- Head's out.
- (JANE LAUGHS)

1406
01:16:53,515 --> 01:16:54,682
- Oh, my God!
- You're amazing.

1407
01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:56,014
Yeah, she's doing great.
She is. She's doing great.

1408
01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:57,945
You're doing great.
You're doing so fucking great!

1409
01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,652
- (MOANS)
- TOBIAS: Oh, my God!

1410
01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:01,753
- (EXHALES)
- TOBIAS: All right, yes!

1411
01:17:01,855 --> 01:17:03,821
Got the shoulders.
Shoulders are out.

1412
01:17:03,923 --> 01:17:05,688
- (ALMUT STRAINING)
- JANE: That's it.

1413
01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:07,022
Yes. That's it. That's it.

1414
01:17:07,124 --> 01:17:09,258
- (YELPING)
- TOBIAS: Ah. Oh. She's out.

1415
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,193
- TOBIAS: Yes, yes! You did it!
- Oh! Oh, my God. She is?

1416
01:17:11,295 --> 01:17:13,634
OPERATOR: <i>That's great.
That's fantastic.</i>

1417
01:17:13,736 --> 01:17:15,335
<i>Is baby crying, Dad?
Is baby breathing?</i>

1418
01:17:15,437 --> 01:17:16,402
- (BABY CRYING)
- Both.

1419
01:17:16,504 --> 01:17:17,865
- Both.
- We did it!

1420
01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,338
- We did it!
- Wow!

1421
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,676
You are incredible.

1422
01:17:20,778 --> 01:17:23,106
<i>What I need you to do now,
is get a clean towel</i>

1423
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,744
<i>and gently wipe
and dry baby off, okay, Dad?</i>

1424
01:17:25,846 --> 01:17:27,647
- Yeah. Yeah.
<i>- Nose and mouth first.</i>

1425
01:17:27,749 --> 01:17:28,946
<i>- All right?</i>
- JANE: She's gorgeous.

1426
01:17:29,048 --> 01:17:30,750
TOBIAS: Yeah, okay.
JANE: She's gorgeous.

1427
01:17:30,853 --> 01:17:32,917
- Can I see her?
- TOBIAS: Yeah, she's coming.

1428
01:17:33,019 --> 01:17:34,050
Can you put that towel
underneath for me?

1429
01:17:34,152 --> 01:17:35,383
ALMUT: Can I see her?
I have to see her.

1430
01:17:35,485 --> 01:17:36,755
- She's coming. She's coming.
- Oh, my God. There she is.

1431
01:17:36,857 --> 01:17:38,560
- Thank you, Sanjaya.
- (BABY CRYING)

1432
01:17:38,662 --> 01:17:40,524
- ALMUT: Hi.
- TOBIAS: That's your mommy.

1433
01:17:40,626 --> 01:17:41,962
That's your mommy.

1434
01:17:42,064 --> 01:17:44,462
<i>I can hear her. You did say
"her", didn't you, "she"?</i>

1435
01:17:44,564 --> 01:17:46,101
Her. She. (LAUGHING)

1436
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:48,028
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1437
01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:49,898
<i>Congratulations, Mom and Dad.</i>

1438
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,902
<i>Now, I need you to make sure</i>

1439
01:17:52,004 --> 01:17:53,742
<i>baby is wrapped in a towel,
okay?</i>

1440
01:17:53,844 --> 01:17:55,471
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
<i>- Can you do that for me, Dad?</i>

1441
01:17:55,574 --> 01:17:56,577
ALMUT: Ah.

1442
01:17:56,679 --> 01:17:57,911
<i>Without pulling the cord
too tight,</i>

1443
01:17:58,013 --> 01:18:00,180
<i>I want you to put baby
in mom's arms, all right?</i>

1444
01:18:00,282 --> 01:18:01,043
Al, Al, Al.

1445
01:18:01,145 --> 01:18:02,683
<i>And I'm gonna need you
to make sure</i>

1446
01:18:02,785 --> 01:18:04,747
<i>that mom and baby
are kept warm, okay?</i>

1447
01:18:04,849 --> 01:18:06,046
- Yeah.
- ALMUT: Hi.

1448
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:07,650
- I've got you.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

1449
01:18:07,752 --> 01:18:09,784
Oh, my God. Hi!

1450
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:12,489
Oh, she's beautiful!

1451
01:18:12,591 --> 01:18:13,987
Thanks, Jane.

1452
01:18:14,089 --> 01:18:15,363
- (BABY CRYING)
- Shh.

1453
01:18:15,466 --> 01:18:16,865
<i>Dad, I've got some good news.</i>

1454
01:18:16,967 --> 01:18:19,561
<i>Ambulance should be with you
any minute now, all right?</i>

1455
01:18:19,663 --> 01:18:21,101
Okay.

1456
01:18:21,203 --> 01:18:22,633
<i>In the meantime, contractions
might start up again, okay...</i>

1457
01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:23,870
Do you want the... Yeah.

1458
01:18:23,972 --> 01:18:25,336
<i>...because mom's got
to deliver the placenta,</i>

1459
01:18:25,438 --> 01:18:28,507
<i>so I'm going to need you to
try and keep her nice and calm</i>

1460
01:18:28,609 --> 01:18:29,606
<i>- and warm. Okay?</i>
- Yeah.

1461
01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:30,609
Okay, I can do that.

1462
01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:32,275
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

1463
01:18:33,281 --> 01:18:34,244
Yeah.

1464
01:18:36,715 --> 01:18:38,116
(BABY COOS SOFTLY)

1465
01:18:40,016 --> 01:18:42,318
(HYDRAULIC RAMP WHIRRING)

1466
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,962
(DOORS CLOSE)

1467
01:18:50,564 --> 01:18:52,328
(ENGINE STARTS)

1468
01:18:55,768 --> 01:18:57,534
(WHISPERS) Happy New Year.

1469
01:18:57,636 --> 01:18:59,439
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1470
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,576
(ALMUT INHALES SHARPLY)

1471
01:19:01,678 --> 01:19:04,142
RADIO PRESENTER:
<i>...Happy New Year...</i>

1472
01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,414
TOBIAS: (INHALES)
Happy New Year.

1473
01:19:08,516 --> 01:19:09,785
Happy New Year.

1474
01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:16,319
(FIREWORKS FIZZING)

1475
01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:23,128
(MUSIC FADES)

1476
01:19:24,595 --> 01:19:28,166
DOCTOR: Not only have we been
unable to shrink the tumor,

1477
01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:31,972
but in fact the disease
seems to have metastasised.

1478
01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:34,808
Which means, I'm afraid,

1479
01:19:34,910 --> 01:19:37,175
we're still not in a position
to operate.

1480
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:42,717
But there are plenty of
reasons to remain positive.

1481
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,646
Other treatment options
are still available.

1482
01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:49,955
Failure first time around has
almost no bearing whatsoever

1483
01:19:50,057 --> 01:19:52,289
on the likelihood
of second-line success.

1484
01:19:59,566 --> 01:20:00,598
(ALMUT SIGHS)

1485
01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:01,903
It's fine. I'm fine.

1486
01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:07,868
I'm okay. It's okay, honestly.

1487
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,174
(MOUTHS) Yeah.

1488
01:20:10,975 --> 01:20:13,046
It's okay not to be okay.

1489
01:20:15,384 --> 01:20:16,346
It's a lot.

1490
01:20:17,347 --> 01:20:19,448
You've been through a lot,
both of you.

1491
01:20:25,728 --> 01:20:27,824
(STOMACH GURGLES)
Gosh. Christ.

1492
01:20:27,926 --> 01:20:30,164
- Sorry.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

1493
01:20:30,267 --> 01:20:31,295
(CHUCKLES)

1494
01:20:32,698 --> 01:20:33,869
(DRAWER OPENS)

1495
01:20:35,806 --> 01:20:38,233
- Oh, my God. Are you sure?
- (TOBIAS LAUGHS)

1496
01:20:38,335 --> 01:20:40,900
Not exactly haute cuisine.
(CHUCKLES)

1497
01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,069
Thank you.

1498
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,674
(SWEET WRAPPER RUSTLES)

1499
01:20:43,776 --> 01:20:45,309
Oh. (MOUTHS) Thanks.

1500
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,917
ALMUT: What did you go for?

1501
01:20:50,419 --> 01:20:51,948
(SOFTLY) Twix.

1502
01:20:52,051 --> 01:20:53,685
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Nice.
- Yeah.

1503
01:20:53,787 --> 01:20:56,122
- What about you?
- Bounty.

1504
01:20:58,058 --> 01:20:59,658
- (DOCTOR CHUCKLES)
- (TOBIAS EXHALES)

1505
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,997
When in Rome. (CHUCKLES)

1506
01:21:20,615 --> 01:21:21,983
Meant to ask, erm...

1507
01:21:23,281 --> 01:21:25,782
I have a feeling my 4:00
is gonna overrun.

1508
01:21:25,884 --> 01:21:27,285
I don't suppose

1509
01:21:27,387 --> 01:21:29,591
there's any chance you might
be able to do pick-up?

1510
01:21:29,693 --> 01:21:31,058
Erm, only if
you have the time.

1511
01:21:32,896 --> 01:21:35,425
- Definitely.
- Thank you. That'd be great.

1512
01:21:37,597 --> 01:21:38,659
Pleasure.

1513
01:21:40,065 --> 01:21:42,465
(CROWD CHEERING OVER SPEAKER)

1514
01:21:57,249 --> 01:21:59,452
SIMON: Okay, so that is
15 minutes over.

1515
01:21:59,554 --> 01:22:00,516
(SOFTLY) Fuck.

1516
01:22:13,798 --> 01:22:15,036
Sixteen.

1517
01:22:15,969 --> 01:22:18,067
Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop.

1518
01:22:18,169 --> 01:22:19,270
It's fucked. It's... We're...

1519
01:22:19,372 --> 01:22:20,808
We're still far
too fucking slow on the prep.

1520
01:22:20,910 --> 01:22:22,142
And this whole
sous vide situation

1521
01:22:22,244 --> 01:22:23,938
- is fucking killing us!
- All right. All right. Easy.

1522
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,042
Let's take five.

1523
01:22:25,144 --> 01:22:26,344
No, I don't wanna
take a break.

1524
01:22:26,446 --> 01:22:27,808
I don't wanna take five.
I wanna go back to the start.

1525
01:22:27,910 --> 01:22:29,917
I need to look at the plans.
I need to look at the timings.

1526
01:22:30,019 --> 01:22:31,514
I need to figure this shit
the fuck out.

1527
01:22:32,049 --> 01:22:34,022
Sick of this shit!

1528
01:22:41,730 --> 01:22:43,964
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1529
01:22:44,067 --> 01:22:45,697
<i>Yeah, you're right.
Let's take a break.</i>

1530
01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:46,897
<i>Let's take five.</i>

1531
01:22:46,999 --> 01:22:48,663
(SIREN WAILING FAINTLY)

1532
01:22:49,835 --> 01:22:51,006
(MOANS SOFTLY)

1533
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,668
(GAGS, RETCHES)

1534
01:22:58,414 --> 01:22:59,410
(GROANS)

1535
01:23:01,179 --> 01:23:03,249
- (GAGS)
- (OPENS BOTTLE)

1536
01:23:10,393 --> 01:23:11,785
(INHALES)

1537
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,797
(RAIN PATTERING)

1538
01:23:26,303 --> 01:23:28,472
(CROWD CHEERING ON SPEAKER)

1539
01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:43,355
(IMPLEMENTS CLATTER)

1540
01:23:46,156 --> 01:23:47,326
Right, what's next?

1541
01:23:48,159 --> 01:23:49,861
- Octopus?
- SIMON: Yep.

1542
01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:51,495
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)

1543
01:24:10,513 --> 01:24:11,746
TOBIAS:
Where the hell were you?

1544
01:24:15,692 --> 01:24:16,451
You said you were gonna

1545
01:24:16,553 --> 01:24:17,719
- do pick-up.
- I was in the restaurant.

1546
01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:23,395
- Oh, my God.
- No.

1547
01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,725
You weren't in the restaurant,
cos I spoke to Skye.

1548
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,234
She didn't know where the hell
you were either.

1549
01:24:27,336 --> 01:24:29,098
Was everything okay
with the... With the pick-up?

1550
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,468
No, not particularly.

1551
01:24:33,371 --> 01:24:34,538
(CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY)
Jesus.

1552
01:24:37,445 --> 01:24:39,606
I was this close to calling
round A&E departments.

1553
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:41,545
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

1554
01:24:46,489 --> 01:24:47,485
Erm...

1555
01:24:55,724 --> 01:24:58,397
I'm in training
for the Bocuse d'Or.

1556
01:25:05,507 --> 01:25:06,471
Hmm.

1557
01:25:08,374 --> 01:25:09,973
- Beg your pardon?
- Not... Not the final.

1558
01:25:10,075 --> 01:25:11,042
Just the Euros.

1559
01:25:11,144 --> 01:25:13,775
We, erm... We won the UK heat.

1560
01:25:15,045 --> 01:25:16,851
How long?

1561
01:25:16,953 --> 01:25:18,747
- Huh?
- How long have you been

1562
01:25:18,849 --> 01:25:21,120
prioritising fucking cooking
instead of getting better?

1563
01:25:21,222 --> 01:25:23,124
Er, the UK heat
was back in October

1564
01:25:23,226 --> 01:25:26,027
and the, er, Euro qualifiers
are coming up soon.

1565
01:25:26,129 --> 01:25:28,827
Do... Do the hospital know?
Did they, erm...

1566
01:25:28,929 --> 01:25:31,463
Did you... Please.

1567
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:34,099
Please. Please tell me that...

1568
01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:36,235
That they, erm,
and that you...

1569
01:25:36,337 --> 01:25:38,201
What difference does it make
if they know?

1570
01:25:38,303 --> 01:25:41,836
Oh, grow up, will you, Almut?

1571
01:25:42,975 --> 01:25:44,575
You have cancer.

1572
01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:46,540
You have cancer, Al.

1573
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,148
No, you grow up,
you fucking dick.

1574
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:52,546
The difference
this could make is...

1575
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,223
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
It's vast.

1576
01:25:56,124 --> 01:25:57,885
Why?
Why are you taking the risk?

1577
01:25:59,228 --> 01:26:02,029
- Isn't it obvious?
- No, actually, it's not.

1578
01:26:02,131 --> 01:26:03,327
- Not to me.
- I'm... I'm not exactly

1579
01:26:03,429 --> 01:26:06,167
gonna get the chance again,
am I?

1580
01:26:06,269 --> 01:26:08,002
What is that supposed to mean?
In what reality...

1581
01:26:08,104 --> 01:26:10,169
It means I'm not
particularly interested

1582
01:26:10,271 --> 01:26:12,165
in dying with fuck all
to show for it.

1583
01:26:12,267 --> 01:26:15,307
Oh, okay.

1584
01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:17,439
So we're not...
We're not enough for you?

1585
01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:19,681
Is that...
Is that what it is?

1586
01:26:19,783 --> 01:26:21,044
(LAUGHS SARDONICALLY)

1587
01:26:21,146 --> 01:26:22,984
Award-winning chef

1588
01:26:23,086 --> 01:26:25,678
cum-former
figure-skating nutcase...

1589
01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:27,249
No, now
you're just being mean.

1590
01:26:27,351 --> 01:26:29,189
No, no, no. No, I'm not.

1591
01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:31,050
I'm... I'm honestly...
I'm trying to understand

1592
01:26:31,152 --> 01:26:36,395
what it is that motivates
an otherwise perfectly sane...

1593
01:26:36,497 --> 01:26:39,231
Of course you factor
into my thinking, you fuck!

1594
01:26:39,333 --> 01:26:40,864
Okay, so, then,
I don't understand.

1595
01:26:40,967 --> 01:26:42,069
I'm sorry.

1596
01:26:42,171 --> 01:26:43,400
But, I really...
Honest to God, I don't.

1597
01:26:43,502 --> 01:26:45,670
Maybe... I mean, Jesus!
(WHIMPERS)

1598
01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:47,705
I mean,
did it ever occur to you

1599
01:26:47,807 --> 01:26:50,773
that maybe I don't wanna just
be someone's dead fucking mom?

1600
01:26:52,507 --> 01:26:54,248
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1601
01:26:54,350 --> 01:26:56,345
I mean, at this point
nothing terrifies me more

1602
01:26:56,447 --> 01:26:58,119
than the thought of having her

1603
01:26:58,221 --> 01:27:01,287
having nothing whatsoever
to remember me by.

1604
01:27:01,390 --> 01:27:03,124
And it's like there's this...
This bit of me

1605
01:27:03,226 --> 01:27:05,090
that is fucking desperate
for her to know

1606
01:27:05,192 --> 01:27:06,525
that I didn't just give up.

1607
01:27:08,494 --> 01:27:09,858
And wouldn't it be
quite the thing

1608
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,099
if maybe one day she decided
to look back on this time,

1609
01:27:13,201 --> 01:27:14,829
she actually chose
to look back

1610
01:27:14,931 --> 01:27:18,773
on this entire godforsaken
episode and thought,

1611
01:27:18,875 --> 01:27:21,203
"Wow, that's my mom"?

1612
01:27:21,305 --> 01:27:22,904
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1613
01:27:26,210 --> 01:27:27,381
I don't...

1614
01:27:28,877 --> 01:27:31,613
I don't want my relationship
with Ella

1615
01:27:31,715 --> 01:27:34,953
to be solely defined
by my decline.

1616
01:27:35,055 --> 01:27:37,854
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1617
01:27:38,256 --> 01:27:39,593
(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

1618
01:27:39,695 --> 01:27:40,658
(PANTS)

1619
01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:43,991
(GROANS, SNIFFLES)

1620
01:27:51,404 --> 01:27:52,833
Or maybe
I actually just can't bear

1621
01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,936
the thought
of being forgotten. (SNIFFLES)

1622
01:27:57,475 --> 01:27:59,006
I'm not sure which is worse.

1623
01:28:04,919 --> 01:28:06,717
(CHAIR DRAGS)

1624
01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:12,327
(STIFLES SOB)

1625
01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,765
Wanting us to remember
your achievements

1626
01:28:18,867 --> 01:28:19,829
is one thing.

1627
01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:24,471
Wanting us to somehow remember
your achievements

1628
01:28:24,573 --> 01:28:26,572
that we have absolutely
no fucking knowledge of...

1629
01:28:26,674 --> 01:28:29,209
Okay, I get it, I fucked up.
I fucked up. Please stop.

1630
01:28:29,311 --> 01:28:31,478
Please.
Please stop going on about it.

1631
01:28:32,881 --> 01:28:34,415
(SNIFFLES)

1632
01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:37,110
(EXHALES)

1633
01:28:39,184 --> 01:28:40,355
When is it?

1634
01:28:43,057 --> 01:28:44,818
(SIGHS) The thing?

1635
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,890
The European qualifying,
what... Whatever?

1636
01:28:51,261 --> 01:28:52,433
June.

1637
01:28:53,428 --> 01:28:54,633
June?

1638
01:29:01,943 --> 01:29:03,972
June the, erm...

1639
01:29:05,642 --> 01:29:07,415
It's the 5th and 6th of June.

1640
01:29:09,313 --> 01:29:11,012
(CHUCKLES)

1641
01:29:13,856 --> 01:29:16,654
Oh, right.

1642
01:29:16,756 --> 01:29:19,658
- (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY)
- I'm so sorry, Tobias.

1643
01:29:21,293 --> 01:29:23,293
- (SIGHS)
- I am.

1644
01:29:23,395 --> 01:29:25,565
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

1645
01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:30,933
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

1646
01:29:42,051 --> 01:29:43,649
(GATE LOCK CLICKS OPEN)

1647
01:29:53,093 --> 01:29:54,792
(RUSTLING)

1648
01:30:04,136 --> 01:30:05,539
(SIGHING)

1649
01:30:20,515 --> 01:30:21,720
(EXHALES)

1650
01:30:24,687 --> 01:30:26,620
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

1651
01:30:26,722 --> 01:30:28,628
(SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1652
01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:15,576
(PANTING)

1653
01:31:46,537 --> 01:31:48,741
(CONTINUES PANTING)

1654
01:32:02,586 --> 01:32:03,822
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

1655
01:32:11,793 --> 01:32:13,161
Aerodynamic, innit?

1656
01:32:22,308 --> 01:32:24,345
(CROWD CHEERING)

1657
01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:26,746
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN
IN HALL)

1658
01:32:28,446 --> 01:32:29,617
(DOOR CLOSES)

1659
01:32:32,283 --> 01:32:34,350
(IN ENGLISH) Chef, I think
I might be about to throw up.

1660
01:32:34,452 --> 01:32:36,019
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1661
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,224
Oh, shit. Erm, do you...
Do you have a buck...

1662
01:32:39,326 --> 01:32:40,186
Can I have a bucket?

1663
01:32:40,288 --> 01:32:42,630
- Like a cup, or...
- (SIMON SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1664
01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:44,590
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, there you go.

1665
01:32:44,692 --> 01:32:46,227
(RETCHES)

1666
01:32:48,630 --> 01:32:50,605
Okay.

1667
01:32:55,739 --> 01:32:57,304
(ALMUT SPEAKS ITALIAN)

1668
01:32:59,081 --> 01:33:00,312
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1669
01:33:00,414 --> 01:33:02,316
- Better?
<i>- Oui,</i> Chef.

1670
01:33:02,418 --> 01:33:05,452
- (SNICKERS)
- (CHUCKLES, EXHALES)

1671
01:33:05,554 --> 01:33:08,087
Sometimes, Chef,
inside just wants out.

1672
01:33:08,189 --> 01:33:09,584
(BOTH LAUGH)

1673
01:33:09,686 --> 01:33:10,720
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1674
01:33:10,822 --> 01:33:12,318
JADE: Yeah.
ALMUT: Let's do it.

1675
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:13,725
- (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- (CROWD CHEERING)

1676
01:33:13,827 --> 01:33:16,462
<i>(LEVELS</i> BY AVICII
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)

1677
01:33:16,564 --> 01:33:20,129
<i>♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪</i>

1678
01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:25,938
<i>♪ Get a feeling that I never
Never knew before ♪</i>

1679
01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:28,934
<i>♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪</i>

1680
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:31,404
<i>♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪</i>

1681
01:33:32,942 --> 01:33:35,111
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1682
01:33:36,918 --> 01:33:38,945
(IN ENGLISH) <i>Please welcome
the United Kingdom,</i>

1683
01:33:39,047 --> 01:33:40,653
<i>Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim.</i>

1684
01:33:40,755 --> 01:33:43,290
<i>Come on, England!
I can't hear you!</i>

1685
01:33:43,392 --> 01:33:44,423
FEMALE HOST: <i>Impressive start</i>

1686
01:33:44,525 --> 01:33:45,921
<i>with a plate presentation.</i>

1687
01:33:46,023 --> 01:33:47,492
MALE HOST:
<i>Please welcome Norway.</i>

1688
01:33:47,595 --> 01:33:49,492
<i>Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen.</i>

1689
01:33:49,594 --> 01:33:51,930
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1690
01:33:57,736 --> 01:33:59,333
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1691
01:34:02,405 --> 01:34:04,374
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (IN ENGLISH)
Come on, you Brits!

1692
01:34:04,476 --> 01:34:06,043
(CROWD CHEERING)

1693
01:34:08,513 --> 01:34:09,481
(SONG FADES)

1694
01:34:09,583 --> 01:34:11,548
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1695
01:34:11,650 --> 01:34:12,618
(IN ENGLISH) Ready, go.

1696
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:14,849
- (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING)
- Here we go.

1697
01:34:14,951 --> 01:34:16,718
FEMALE HOST: <i>United Kingdom.</i>

1698
01:34:16,820 --> 01:34:19,056
- (KLAXON BLARES)
<i>- Start!</i>

1699
01:34:20,790 --> 01:34:22,895
(WHISKING CONTINUES)

1700
01:34:28,129 --> 01:34:30,298
(CONTESTANT SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1701
01:34:34,805 --> 01:34:36,038
TOBIAS: That's your mom.

1702
01:34:36,141 --> 01:34:38,310
MAN 1: Team UK! Team UK!
WOMAN 1: Go on, Team UK!

1703
01:34:38,412 --> 01:34:39,377
MAN 2: Come on, GB!

1704
01:34:39,479 --> 01:34:41,480
(FOOD SIZZLING)

1705
01:34:41,582 --> 01:34:43,949
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1706
01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:47,748
- (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
- (WOMAN 2 SHOUTS IN CROWD)

1707
01:34:47,850 --> 01:34:49,323
(SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)

1708
01:34:49,425 --> 01:34:51,957
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1709
01:34:58,531 --> 01:34:59,630
(TIMER BEEPING)

1710
01:34:59,732 --> 01:35:01,494
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1711
01:35:04,972 --> 01:35:05,901
SIMON: (IN ENGLISH)
Okay, let's get them out.

1712
01:35:06,003 --> 01:35:07,467
ALMUT: Yeah, yeah,
yeah, coming.

1713
01:35:08,705 --> 01:35:10,140
Here we go.

1714
01:35:12,174 --> 01:35:14,173
- WAITER: Thank you.
- Well done.

1715
01:35:14,275 --> 01:35:16,817
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- SIMON: Good.

1716
01:35:17,785 --> 01:35:20,449
TOBIAS: Let's go, mom!
Let's go, Almut!

1717
01:35:20,552 --> 01:35:21,987
(WHOOPING)

1718
01:35:29,827 --> 01:35:31,891
- (TIMER BEEPING)
- (GROANS)

1719
01:35:31,993 --> 01:35:33,829
(TRUMPETS SOUNDING)

1720
01:35:33,931 --> 01:35:36,100
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1721
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:38,971
(WOMAN 3 CHEERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1722
01:35:42,873 --> 01:35:44,075
TOBIAS: (IN ENGLISH) Whoa.

1723
01:35:47,780 --> 01:35:49,448
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1724
01:35:49,550 --> 01:35:51,217
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1725
01:35:51,319 --> 01:35:53,084
(CROWD CHEERING)

1726
01:35:55,555 --> 01:35:57,253
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1727
01:36:00,762 --> 01:36:02,222
MAN 3: (IN ENGLISH)
Go, go, go...

1728
01:36:02,324 --> 01:36:04,794
FEMALE HOST:
<i>Team United Kingdom,</i>

1729
01:36:04,896 --> 01:36:07,362
<i>thirty seconds to finish.</i>

1730
01:36:07,464 --> 01:36:10,805
- (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
- TOBIAS: Let's go, Almut!

1731
01:36:14,474 --> 01:36:16,404
(GROANS, WINCES)

1732
01:36:17,947 --> 01:36:19,446
WOMAN 4: Keep going!
MAN 4: Down to the wire, guys!

1733
01:36:19,548 --> 01:36:21,079
Couple more seconds. Come on!

1734
01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:30,589
FEMALE HOST:
<i>Ten, nine, eight...</i>

1735
01:36:30,691 --> 01:36:34,356
CROWD: Seven, six, five, four,

1736
01:36:34,824 --> 01:36:37,530
three, two, one.

1737
01:36:37,633 --> 01:36:39,961
- Yes! All right!
- (BELL GONGS)

1738
01:36:40,063 --> 01:36:41,127
- SIMON: All right?
- Yeah.

1739
01:36:41,229 --> 01:36:42,732
- Yeah. Yeah.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

1740
01:36:42,834 --> 01:36:45,301
SIMON: One, two, three.

1741
01:36:45,403 --> 01:36:47,241
- FEMALE HOST: <i>United Kingdom!</i>
- Well done, well done.

1742
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:48,642
(MUTTERS, LAUGHS)

1743
01:36:48,744 --> 01:36:51,210
(TRUMPETS PLAYING
<i>OH WHEN THE SAINTS)</i>

1744
01:36:51,312 --> 01:36:53,111
(SIGHS)

1745
01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,115
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1746
01:37:02,018 --> 01:37:04,083
She did it. She did it.

1747
01:37:04,185 --> 01:37:06,260
(MUSIC TURNS HEARTWARMING)

1748
01:37:06,362 --> 01:37:08,390
(EXHALES, SOBS)

1749
01:37:12,532 --> 01:37:14,000
I did it. (SOBS)

1750
01:37:17,471 --> 01:37:18,470
(CHEERING FADES)

1751
01:37:18,572 --> 01:37:19,940
(MOUTHS) Amazing.

1752
01:37:20,838 --> 01:37:22,107
(MOUTHS) I love you.

1753
01:37:24,644 --> 01:37:26,872
(INHALES, EXHALES)

1754
01:37:26,974 --> 01:37:28,480
(EXHALES)

1755
01:37:28,582 --> 01:37:30,577
(MUSIC TURNS GENTLE)

1756
01:38:00,315 --> 01:38:01,278
Chef?

1757
01:38:06,619 --> 01:38:07,647
(SNIFFLES)

1758
01:38:22,602 --> 01:38:23,564
(SNIFFLES)

1759
01:38:26,673 --> 01:38:28,272
(ALMUT EXHALES)

1760
01:38:30,879 --> 01:38:32,976
I'll see you soon, Chef.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1761
01:38:33,078 --> 01:38:35,180
(GENTLE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1762
01:38:42,491 --> 01:38:44,486
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1763
01:38:48,156 --> 01:38:50,360
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1764
01:39:06,812 --> 01:39:09,280
(IN ENGLISH) Oh. Hi.

1765
01:39:14,818 --> 01:39:16,023
Come on.

1766
01:39:22,958 --> 01:39:24,130
Let's go.

1767
01:39:24,864 --> 01:39:26,264
(ALMUT, TOBIAS LAUGH)

1768
01:39:36,173 --> 01:39:38,540
ALMUT: <i>Ready? And we're off.</i>

1769
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:43,644
Turning.

1770
01:39:45,954 --> 01:39:47,753
(ALMUT IMITATES
MECHANICAL WHINING)

1771
01:39:47,855 --> 01:39:49,485
- (LAUGHING)
- It's good.

1772
01:39:51,691 --> 01:39:52,620
It's good.

1773
01:39:53,121 --> 01:39:56,162
(GASPS) Ooh.

1774
01:39:57,299 --> 01:39:58,128
Ooh!

1775
01:39:58,230 --> 01:40:01,500
(ALMUT IMITATES
ENGINE STUTTERING)

1776
01:40:01,602 --> 01:40:03,065
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1777
01:40:03,167 --> 01:40:05,369
- Okay. Watch mommy.
- Okay.

1778
01:40:09,007 --> 01:40:10,176
TOBIAS: There she goes.

1779
01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:13,312
Bye, mommy!

1780
01:40:13,414 --> 01:40:14,378
Bye!

1781
01:40:19,050 --> 01:40:21,583
(SKATES SCRAPING ON ICE)

1782
01:40:38,770 --> 01:40:39,766
Mwah!

1783
01:41:00,793 --> 01:41:01,854
(MUSIC FADES)

1784
01:41:02,830 --> 01:41:04,263
(BIRDS CHIRPING FAINTLY)

1785
01:41:19,581 --> 01:41:20,543
TOBIAS: Okay.

1786
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:23,884
- (DOG PANTING)
- Okay.

1787
01:41:23,986 --> 01:41:25,416
Let's put them on the table, yeah?

1788
01:41:26,919 --> 01:41:28,489
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1789
01:41:28,591 --> 01:41:29,985
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1790
01:41:30,087 --> 01:41:31,587
Cos it's egg time.

1791
01:41:33,325 --> 01:41:35,220
- Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry.
- (HENS CLUCKING)

1792
01:41:35,322 --> 01:41:36,493
How's that look?

1793
01:41:37,128 --> 01:41:38,390
- Good?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1794
01:41:38,492 --> 01:41:40,260
- In the basket.
- Yep.

1795
01:41:40,362 --> 01:41:42,299
In the basket, please.

1796
01:41:42,401 --> 01:41:44,596
Check that one for me, please,
egg-checker.

1797
01:41:44,698 --> 01:41:46,132
How many eggs do you want, darling?

1798
01:41:46,234 --> 01:41:47,504
ELLA: Five.

1799
01:41:47,606 --> 01:41:49,775
TOBIAS: You can have as many
as you want. Five is good.

1800
01:41:49,877 --> 01:41:51,241
- ELLA: Yep.
- Yep.

1801
01:41:51,343 --> 01:41:53,878
- Oh, yeah, check that.
- ELLA: Yep. Yep.

1802
01:41:53,980 --> 01:41:56,150
(TOBIAS WHISTLES MERRILY)

1803
01:41:58,546 --> 01:42:01,650
One, two, jump. What a jump!

1804
01:42:02,150 --> 01:42:03,355
(EXHALES)

1805
01:42:04,023 --> 01:42:05,852
Okay, do you remember

1806
01:42:07,159 --> 01:42:09,362
the best way to crack an egg?

1807
01:42:09,965 --> 01:42:11,627
Always on a flat surface, yeah?

1808
01:42:13,496 --> 01:42:15,268
- ELLA: Yeah.
- And then in there.

1809
01:42:16,597 --> 01:42:17,564
(SOFTLY) That goes in there.

1810
01:42:17,666 --> 01:42:19,804
- (EGG SPLATS IN BOWL)
- You want to try?

1811
01:42:19,906 --> 01:42:21,667
(EGGSHELL CRACKING)

1812
01:42:21,769 --> 01:42:22,973
(WHISPERS)
You got it. You got it.

1813
01:42:23,075 --> 01:42:24,343
Open that a bit there.

1814
01:42:25,707 --> 01:42:28,074
- Ah, yeah, you did it.
- (LAUGHING)

1815
01:42:28,177 --> 01:42:29,579
(CHUCKLES)

1816
01:42:32,620 --> 01:42:33,583
Stop.

1817
01:42:35,557 --> 01:42:36,652
Perfect.

1818
01:42:39,056 --> 01:42:40,157
ELLA: No shells.

1819
01:42:40,259 --> 01:42:41,789
TOBIAS: (LAUGHS)
There's no shells?

1820
01:42:43,128 --> 01:42:44,863
- Okay, so next...
- Yeah?

1821
01:42:44,965 --> 01:42:46,959
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1822
01:42:59,441 --> 01:43:01,446
- Bye-bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1823
01:43:03,511 --> 01:43:05,879
- Bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1824
01:43:07,449 --> 01:43:09,949
- Bye-bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1825
01:43:11,123 --> 01:43:13,326
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1826
01:44:05,314 --> 01:44:07,479
<i>(I'M ON YOUR TEAM</i>
BY ROMY & SAMPHA PLAYING)

1827
01:44:18,456 --> 01:44:23,260
ROMY: <i>♪ My defense is down ♪</i>

1828
01:44:23,362 --> 01:44:27,367
<i>♪ I want you to surround me ♪</i>

1829
01:44:28,904 --> 01:44:32,833
<i>♪ Anytime I go out ♪</i>

1830
01:44:32,935 --> 01:44:37,542
<i>♪ You're still the only sound
that I hear ♪</i>

1831
01:44:38,643 --> 01:44:42,811
<i>♪ You've taken me
to higher ground ♪</i>

1832
01:44:44,481 --> 01:44:47,849
<i>♪ I'm never coming down ♪</i>

1833
01:44:49,256 --> 01:44:53,293
<i>♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪</i>

1834
01:44:53,395 --> 01:44:57,859
<i>♪ It's like
there's no one else around ♪</i>

1835
01:44:59,133 --> 01:45:03,664
ROMY AND SAMPHA: <i>♪ And I ♪</i>

1836
01:45:03,766 --> 01:45:08,375
<i>♪ Hope the way
I feel tonight ♪</i>

1837
01:45:09,108 --> 01:45:12,106
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1838
01:45:12,209 --> 01:45:14,110
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1839
01:45:14,212 --> 01:45:15,976
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1840
01:45:19,283 --> 01:45:22,215
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1841
01:45:22,318 --> 01:45:24,219
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1842
01:45:24,321 --> 01:45:26,393
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1843
01:45:29,957 --> 01:45:34,762
SAMPHA:
<i>♪ I know it gets hard ♪</i>

1844
01:45:34,865 --> 01:45:38,267
<i>♪ We both know
we're still learning ♪</i>

1845
01:45:38,369 --> 01:45:40,138
<i>♪ Still learning ♪</i>

1846
01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:44,606
<i>♪ Let your troubles out ♪</i>

1847
01:45:44,708 --> 01:45:48,811
<i>♪ They will never
be a burden ♪</i>

1848
01:45:50,185 --> 01:45:54,652
<i>♪ You put your trust in me ♪</i>

1849
01:45:55,784 --> 01:46:00,020
<i>♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪</i>

1850
01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:04,464
<i>♪ All I ever need ♪</i>

1851
01:46:05,564 --> 01:46:09,733
<i>♪ Is right under
your surface ♪</i>

1852
01:46:10,699 --> 01:46:15,340
ROMY AND SAMPHA: <i>♪ And I ♪</i>

1853
01:46:15,442 --> 01:46:19,809
<i>♪ Hope the way
I feel tonight ♪</i>

1854
01:46:20,542 --> 01:46:23,749
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1855
01:46:23,852 --> 01:46:25,478
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1856
01:46:25,580 --> 01:46:27,718
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1857
01:46:30,992 --> 01:46:33,990
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1858
01:46:34,093 --> 01:46:35,928
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1859
01:46:36,030 --> 01:46:37,827
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1860
01:46:43,104 --> 01:46:45,200
SAMPHA: <i>♪ Listen to me ♪</i>

1861
01:46:45,302 --> 01:46:47,670
<i>♪ Oh, me ♪</i>

1862
01:46:47,773 --> 01:46:51,676
<i>♪ There's something
I've not told you ♪</i>

1863
01:46:53,213 --> 01:46:55,343
<i>♪ I'm on your team ♪</i>

1864
01:46:55,445 --> 01:46:57,580
<i>♪ Your team ♪</i>

1865
01:46:57,682 --> 01:47:01,950
<i>♪ But I can't
always coach you ♪</i>

1866
01:47:03,257 --> 01:47:05,826
<i>♪ There's no in-between ♪</i>

1867
01:47:05,928 --> 01:47:08,259
<i>♪ Between ♪</i>

1868
01:47:08,361 --> 01:47:12,466
<i>♪ I want the truth only ♪</i>

1869
01:47:15,633 --> 01:47:19,770
<i>♪ Could you love me wholly ♪</i>

1870
01:47:27,678 --> 01:47:32,385
ROMY: <i>♪ I know it gets hard ♪</i>

1871
01:47:32,488 --> 01:47:35,987
<i>♪ We both know
we're still learning ♪</i>

1872
01:47:36,089 --> 01:47:37,051
(MUSIC FADES)