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(EXPECTANT MUSIC PLAYING)

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- (WOMAN PANTING)
- (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)

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(CONTINUES PANTING)

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(EXHALES)

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(SNIFFS, EXHALES)

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(SNIPPING)

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(EXHALES)

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- Good morning, ladies.
- (HENS CLUCKING)

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Hello.

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(IN SING-SONG VOICE) <i>Hello!</i>

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(HENS CLUCKING)

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Thank you.

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(INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY)

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(EGGSHELLS SPLAT)

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MAN: Mmm. (MUMBLING)

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- (WHISPERS) Babe.
- (MUMBLING)

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- I need a second opinion.
- (MUMBLES)

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Oh. Okay.

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(MAN GRUNTS SOFTLY)

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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- (WOMAN INHALES SHARPLY)
- What is it?

22
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Um,
it's a Douglas fir parfait.

23
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Oh. (LAUGHS)

24
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(CHUCKLES, EXHALES)

25
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- Darling, what time is it?
- Please.

26
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Please can you just try it?

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(EXPECTANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Hmm.

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(MUSIC FADES)

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(GRUNTS, EXHALES)

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- Okay.
- (CLICKS PEN)

34
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So no gush or trickle or fluid

35
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or unusual amount of dampness
in your underwear?

36
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- Uh-uh.
- Mucus plug?

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(EXHALES)

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Who even are you? (LAUGHS)

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(CHUCKLES) Erm, okay.

40
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Fluids?

41
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Didn't you just ask me
that question?

42
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- No, to drink. Have you...
- No, nothing.

43
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(CHUCKLES) Jesus.

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Make sure you keep drinking.

45
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- Okay.
- (SLAMS BOOK CLOSE)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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So as and when you, erm...
You have any...

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Yeah, you'll be
the first to know.

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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(MONITOR BEEPING)

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MALE STAFF MEMBER:
Good to go on that.

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FEMALE STAFF MEMBER:
Just a little more.

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- Table five.
- Yes, Chef.

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(BEEPS)

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Sauce?

56
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MALE STAFF MEMBER: Right,
that's ready for service.

57
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(CUTLERY CLINKS)

58
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Don't look so terrified, Chef.

59
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- That's fucking majestic.
- Thank you, Chef.

60
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- (CUTLERY CLATTERS)
- (GROANS, WINCES)

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FEMALE CHEF: Chef?

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- (GROANS)
- Do you need anything?

63
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No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

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Leave me alone.
Go back to your station.

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(GROANS, PANTS)

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WOMAN: <i>So what happens now?</i>

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DOCTOR: I'm going to recommend

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starting with a course
of chemotherapy.

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Why not just remove it?

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Sorry, I mean, why...
Why can't we just operate?

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- Honestly?
- Yeah.

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It's too big.

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(INHALES) The first thing
we have to do is shrink it.

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Slow it down.

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Once we achieve that,
then we can operate.

76
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And then... And then what?

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Once you recover from surgery,

78
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you'll need to complete

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another course
of chemotherapy.

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We really don't want to be
leaving anything behind here.

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WOMAN: Hmm.

82
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Given this is a reoccurrence,

83
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we need an aggressive
treatment plan.

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Okay.

85
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So...

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Just to check that I...
It would go...

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- A course of chemotherapy...
- Mmm-hmm.

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...followed by surgery,

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followed by another,
hopefully final...

90
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- course of chemotherapy?
- DOCTOR: Correct.

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MAN: Okay, great.

92
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And what about work?

93
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What about work?

94
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Well, how much time off,
do you think,

95
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realistically,
we should be considering?

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What do you think?

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Well, given the physical
nature of your profession,

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honestly, if you
and your colleagues

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can find a workable solution,

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I would advocate
stepping back.

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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER PA SYSTEM)

102
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WOMAN: Maybe it's time
to finally get a dog.

103
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I read somewhere
that pets, dogs,

104
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are really good for children,

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helping them
to cope with, like,

106
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big, life stuff.

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MAN: Hmm.

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Because once they've gone
through the death of a pet,

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their ability

110
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to handle all the other
terrible shit goes up.

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MAN: So...

112
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So you think
we should procure a dog

113
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in order to end its life
prematurely as a way of...

114
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I'm obviously not suggesting
we kill a dog.

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- Maybe just a really old one.
- (SNORTS)

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

117
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What... (CLEARS THROAT)

118
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What would you say
if I said to you...

119
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Erm, I'm not sure...

120
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I know how to go through
all of that all over again?

121
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- Erm...
- 'Cos let's...

122
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Let's just say...

123
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Let's just say it goes to plan

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and...

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In whatever it is,
like, six to eight months...

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MAN: Mmm-hmm.

127
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...I receive the all-clear
and it's great

128
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and all of a sudden,

129
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it feels, like, great.

130
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

131
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That'd be great. Agreed, yeah.

132
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But what happens
if it doesn't?

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All of a sudden
you're in this weird position

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where instead of making
the most out of those...

135
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six, seven, eight,
maybe nine months,

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you're gonna realise that
all you did was go bald

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and puke your guts up.

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MAN: (SHAKILY) Mmm-hmm.

139
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Okay. Yeah.

140
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So you're saying that
in that scenario,

141
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for you it would be...

142
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Erm, more
about quality than quantity?

143
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I'm saying I'm not
particularly interested

144
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in a treatment plan

145
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that accidentally
wastes our time.

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I'm saying,
in that particular scenario,

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I'd much rather we...

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We have six fucking amazing,
fantastic, proactive months...

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Than 12 really,
really shitty passive ones.

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I'm not saying I don't want
to do the treatment.

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I'm just saying...
(BREATH TREMBLES)

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I want it to be
the right choice.

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(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

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(EXHALES SOFTLY)

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(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)

156
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,418
(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

157
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,812
(FAST-PACED GUITAR
MUSIC PLAYING)

158
00:11:08,914 --> 00:11:10,755
(ALARM SWITCHES OFF)

159
00:11:13,886 --> 00:11:15,452
(WATER RUNNING)

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

161
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- Knock, knock.
- (EXHALES)

162
00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:32,007
- Breakfast. You got time?
- Yeah.

163
00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:35,345
Kumquats or eggs?

164
00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:37,411
- Mmm.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

165
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,516
You tell me.

166
00:11:38,618 --> 00:11:40,089
- Then dealer's choice it is.
- (LAUGHS)

167
00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:42,185
- Nice threads, by the way.
- Oh.

168
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,287
Thanks, Dad.

169
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(SIGHS)

170
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,089
<i>Hello,
my name is Tobias Durand.</i>

171
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And I'm part of
the Weetabix IT team,

172
00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:55,726
fulfilling the role
of Master Data Steward.

173
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WOMAN: Fabulous.

174
00:11:57,296 --> 00:11:58,747
If you could just go ahead
and tell me

175
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what you had for breakfast
this morning.

176
00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:02,400
Honeyed kumquats on toast.

177
00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:06,506
Followed by
a bowl of Weetabix.

178
00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:07,610
Okey-dokey.

179
00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:09,374
(FAST-PACED GUITAR
MUSIC CONTINUES)

180
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TOBIAS: <i>I think the thing
that I enjoy most</i>

181
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<i>about working here at Weetabix</i>

182
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:16,216
<i>is the feeling of family.</i>

183
00:12:17,217 --> 00:12:18,821
<i>Despite the fact
that we're all of us</i>

184
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<i>part of a very large,
global brand,</i>

185
00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:24,221
<i>there's...</i>

186
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There's still
a real family feeling.

187
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(WOMAN EXHALES SOFTLY)

188
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(EXHALES)

189
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:44,013
(GROANS)

190
00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:47,786
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

191
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,999
(PAPER RUSTLING)

192
00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:11,469
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

193
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,110
(SIGHS)

194
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,549
(SIGHING)

195
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,625
(PEN NIB SCRAPING)

196
00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,427
(TAPPING)

197
00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:40,135
(SIGHS)

198
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,107
(EXHALES) Okay.

199
00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:47,444
(INHALES DEEPLY)

200
00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:48,513
(WHISPERS) Okay.

201
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:52,917
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

202
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,228
(CASH TILL BEEPING)

203
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:13,971
(KEYPAD BEEPS)

204
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,877
Divorce.

205
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:21,242
- (WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (MACHINE SCRATCHING)

206
00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,688
- (TYRES SCREECH)
- (GRUNTING)

207
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,123
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (FAINT RINGING)

208
00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:47,202
WOMAN 1 OVER PA:
<i>Patient number 14.</i>

209
00:14:47,836 --> 00:14:49,540
(FAINT RINGING)

210
00:14:49,642 --> 00:14:51,668
(DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTER)

211
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,040
(WOMAN 2 SIGHS)

212
00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:57,146
(FAINT RINGING CONTINUES)

213
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,455
(SIGHS)

214
00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:14,097
- (GASPS)
- (RINGING STOPS)

215
00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:19,267
They needed the bed back.

216
00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:22,554
(WHISPERS) What's happened
to my underwear?

217
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,851
(GASPS, WHISPERS)
Oh, I literally have no idea.

218
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,311
(IN NORMAL VOICE) This, erm...
This was all you...

219
00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:32,478
All you had on you.

220
00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:36,482
The Chocolate Orange was
pronounced dead at the scene.

221
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,594
Er... Erm... (CHUCKLES)

222
00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:46,426
I'm Almut, by the way.

223
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,596
Almut?

224
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,699
Almut.

225
00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,707
Tobias.

226
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,250
So sorry,
but do we know each other?

227
00:16:10,049 --> 00:16:11,521
Oh. (INHALES)

228
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:13,618
Yeah... No. Erm...

229
00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:17,061
Sorry. I...

230
00:16:18,597 --> 00:16:20,526
I... I ran you over.

231
00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:24,494
(EXHALES) Oh.

232
00:16:24,596 --> 00:16:26,468
WOMAN 1 OVER PA:
<i>Patient number 17.</i>

233
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,570
Sorry.

234
00:16:29,036 --> 00:16:30,874
It's all right.

235
00:16:30,976 --> 00:16:32,316
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

236
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,072
Hello and welcome
to Red Wagon Diner.

237
00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:35,473
Here at Red Wagon Diner,

238
00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,541
we pride ourselves
on offering our customers

239
00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:40,345
a taste of the classic
'50s American diner

240
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:42,414
here on
the great British roadside.

241
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,951
All our burgers are made
to our special recipe

242
00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:46,988
using 100% British beef

243
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,518
and our top dollar shakes
are made

244
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,128
with real dairy ice cream
to die for.

245
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:53,328
What can I get you?

246
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,463
TOBIAS: (CLICKS TONGUE)
I work for Weetabix.

247
00:16:58,366 --> 00:16:59,763
ALMUT:
As in the breakfast cereal?

248
00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:01,901
TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm.

249
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,971
Well, the company...

250
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:05,769
Sorry. The company also own...

251
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:09,410
Weetos, Alpen,
Ready Brek. But, yeah.

252
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,613
Wow.

253
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,119
You must be really regular.

254
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:20,322
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

255
00:17:21,055 --> 00:17:23,457
- Ow, ow.
- (LAUGHS)

256
00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:26,529
Um, how... How about yourself?

257
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:27,632
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

258
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:32,103
I'm a chef/restaurant owner.

259
00:17:34,373 --> 00:17:35,906
Oh.

260
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:39,110
Er, what kind of cuisine
do you, er...

261
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,606
- (CHUCKLES)
- ...do?

262
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:45,782
Er, modern European takes
on classic Alpine dishes.

263
00:17:45,884 --> 00:17:50,721
So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian.

264
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:52,123
Well, that's the plan, anyway.

265
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,488
Supposed to open
in a few weeks.

266
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:57,722
- (CHUCKLES, INHALES)
- How's it going?

267
00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:00,993
Er...

268
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,863
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh.

269
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,766
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, no.

270
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,097
No, it's going fine.

271
00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,435
It's gonna be great.

272
00:18:11,544 --> 00:18:13,210
You should come.

273
00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:15,476
No, honestly, I feel like
that's the least I could do.

274
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:18,479
- Oh.
- And your wife too.

275
00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:26,888
(UPBEAT POP SONG
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

276
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,118
- ALMUT: Darling?
- Yeah?

277
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,220
ALMUT: Yeah.

278
00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:31,123
There is something

279
00:18:31,225 --> 00:18:33,128
that your daddy and I...

280
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,898
Something that
mommy and me want to...

281
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,144
We want to talk to you about.

282
00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:39,166
TOBIAS: Yeah.
Something a little...

283
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,632
A little bit important, actually.

284
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:44,238
- It's a bit serious, though.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

285
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,381
(IN ADULT VOICE)
Yeah, a bit serious

286
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:46,525
- and a bit grown-up.
- Yeah.

287
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,512
A bit serious, a bit grown-up,
a bit important.

288
00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:49,675
ALMUT: Yeah.

289
00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:52,648
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
So mommy didn't realize it

290
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,644
but mommy's...

291
00:18:53,646 --> 00:18:55,686
mommy's actually
been feeling quite ill.

292
00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:56,746
Got a bit of a tummy ache,

293
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:58,616
kind of a pretty nasty
tummy ache.

294
00:18:58,717 --> 00:18:59,995
And the doctors
have basically said...

295
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:03,594
Hi, there! What a delicious
looking ice cream sundae.

296
00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:04,556
Yummo! (CHUCKLES)

297
00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:06,223
My name's Noel.
What's your name?

298
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:07,427
Ella, and I'm three.

299
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,977
BOTH: So sorry, we're actually
in the middle...

300
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,043
How would you like
to see me make

301
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,969
this entire bottle disappear?

302
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,447
- Yes, please.
- Noel? Noel, seriously.

303
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:15,446
- We can't do this right now.
- This is not a good time.

304
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:17,133
Will you help me say
the magic words?

305
00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:18,368
Noel!

306
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,541
Go... Go away. Go away.

307
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:24,743
Sorry, it's just not the time.

308
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,082
(TOBIAS SMACKS LIPS)

309
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:31,350
ALMUT AND TOBIAS: So...

310
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:34,184
- Where were we?
- (BOTH LAUGH)

311
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,719
TOBIAS: Mmm-hmm!

312
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:38,255
- (IMITATES CARTOON PLAYFULLY)
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

313
00:19:38,357 --> 00:19:39,357
(BOTH LAUGHING)

314
00:19:39,393 --> 00:19:40,759
TOBIAS: That's too much tea.

315
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:42,525
Can I make you one?

316
00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:44,432
ALMUT: <i>All right, you two.</i>

317
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:47,265
It's bath time and
it's bedtime for both of you.

318
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,435
TOBIAS: No. (CHUCKLES)

319
00:19:48,537 --> 00:19:50,084
ALMUT: Am I gonna have to come
and get you?

320
00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:51,835
- TOBIAS: No.
- Are you nodding?

321
00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:53,617
- I'm gonna come and get you!
- TOBIAS: Grab Teddy.

322
00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:54,749
What are we gonna do?
Do you want me to...

323
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:56,124
- Oh, I don't know if I can...
- Oh!

324
00:19:56,148 --> 00:19:58,013
- Sorry, mommy. (YELLS)
- ALMUT: No!

325
00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:00,212
- You tricked me!
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

326
00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:01,482
(ALMUT GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

327
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,324
TOBIAS: We're going
all the way. We're going...

328
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:04,853
I like her best.

329
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,320
- Yep.
- Yeah.

330
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,618
- And I like her best.
- I know you do.

331
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,426
She has great hair,
doesn't she?

332
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,862
You were really great with her
this afternoon, by the way.

333
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,799
Yeah, well...

334
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:23,169
Yeah, I'm... I'm glad
we decided just to talk to her

335
00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:24,770
instead of killing a dog.

336
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:29,274
(BOTH LAUGH)

337
00:20:29,376 --> 00:20:30,743
- ALMUT: Yeah.
- (SNORTS)

338
00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:35,319
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

339
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:37,915
So...

340
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,984
I was thinking...

341
00:20:43,795 --> 00:20:45,824
Maybe, erm,

342
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:48,266
we...

343
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:51,764
Should have some sex

344
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:56,340
before my treatment begins.

345
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:06,847
Now?

346
00:21:06,949 --> 00:21:08,044
Mmm-hmm.

347
00:21:09,088 --> 00:21:11,315
<i>(I DARE YOU</i> BY THE XX PLAYING)

348
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,423
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

349
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:16,822
<i>♪ Go on, I dare you ♪</i>

350
00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:21,325
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

351
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:23,763
<i>♪ I dare you ♪</i>

352
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:31,540
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

353
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:39,482
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

354
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:47,688
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

355
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:54,698
<i>♪ I can hear it now
Like I heard it then ♪</i>

356
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,626
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

357
00:21:55,627 --> 00:21:58,029
<i>♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

358
00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:01,069
<i>♪ Go on, I dare you ♪</i>

359
00:22:01,171 --> 00:22:02,805
(TOBIAS SIGHS, INHALES)

360
00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:03,935
(SONG FADES)

361
00:22:04,943 --> 00:22:05,837
I meant to say,

362
00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:07,510
I got the weirdest message
from Simon.

363
00:22:11,147 --> 00:22:12,383
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

364
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:16,585
(INHALES) You know,
Simon Maxson, my old boss?

365
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:19,852
Well, he, erm...

366
00:22:20,487 --> 00:22:22,393
He wanted to know if I...

367
00:22:22,495 --> 00:22:25,388
If I was interested in trying
out for the Bocuse d'Or.

368
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,598
(INHALES DEEPLY)

369
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,499
(EXHALES)

370
00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:38,937
As soon as all this is over,

371
00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:44,074
we're... We're gonna make sure
that you have

372
00:22:46,184 --> 00:22:48,217
the opportunity and the time

373
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:50,916
to take on whatever it is
you want.

374
00:22:51,484 --> 00:22:52,687
But I really...

375
00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:57,192
I really think that right now
we ought to just slow down

376
00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,397
- and focus on get...
- Relax.

377
00:23:00,327 --> 00:23:01,597
I said no.

378
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:04,394
(INHALES) Just thought
it was interesting,

379
00:23:04,496 --> 00:23:05,496
that's all.

380
00:23:05,565 --> 00:23:07,898
(EXPECTANT MUSIC PLAYING)

381
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,667
- (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
- ALMUT: Yes! (LAUGHS)

382
00:23:10,769 --> 00:23:13,303
- Come on.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

383
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:16,113
- (LAUGHS) That was perfect!
- (CHUCKLES)

384
00:23:16,215 --> 00:23:17,745
- That's a perfect throw.
- (SQUEALS)

385
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,958
RADIO PRESENTER:
<i>Thank you for joining us</i>

386
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,620
<i>in the countdown to our
New Year's Eve celebrations.</i>

387
00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:26,602
<i>What are you up to tonight?
Are you going out...</i>

388
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,490
- (GASPS) Oh!
<i>- ...to watch some fireworks?</i>

389
00:23:28,592 --> 00:23:30,293
<i>- Staying in with the kids?</i>
- ALMUT: Mmm.

390
00:23:30,395 --> 00:23:31,789
<i>Have you got friends
coming round?</i>

391
00:23:31,891 --> 00:23:33,596
- ALMUT: Mmm!
<i>- Ring in and let us know</i>

392
00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:35,670
<i>- what you're planning to do...</i>
- ALMUT: Thank you.

393
00:23:35,694 --> 00:23:37,499
- Mmm!
- (CRUNCHES)

394
00:23:37,602 --> 00:23:40,498
Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker!
(INHALES SHARPLY)

395
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,406
- Oh! (MOANS)
- (BEEPS)

396
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,308
They're definitely getting
stronger, you know.

397
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,503
- TOBIAS: Mmm.
- (MOANING)

398
00:23:46,605 --> 00:23:48,605
(CLICKS STOPWATCH)

399
00:23:48,707 --> 00:23:50,775
(ALMUT CONTINUES MOANING)

400
00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:52,510
Lasting a minimum now
of 60 seconds

401
00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:53,851
every five to ten minutes.

402
00:23:53,953 --> 00:23:55,486
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

403
00:23:56,054 --> 00:23:57,180
Great. Thank you.

404
00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:59,017
See you very soon.

405
00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:03,058
(SNORTS)

406
00:24:03,929 --> 00:24:06,128
(CHUCKLES)

407
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:08,158
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

408
00:24:10,731 --> 00:24:13,203
- That's fine.
- (EXHALES HEAVILY)

409
00:24:13,305 --> 00:24:14,543
TOBIAS: That's fine.
ALMUT: Yeah?

410
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,405
TOBIAS: Yeah. Yeah.

411
00:24:16,507 --> 00:24:17,747
ALMUT: Mmm, hang on a second.
Hang on.

412
00:24:17,771 --> 00:24:19,735
Ooh. Yeah, yeah,
take a moment.

413
00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:21,275
Take a beat, take a beat.

414
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,112
(ALMUT BREATHES DEEPLY)

415
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,412
Okay. (EXHALES)

416
00:24:26,514 --> 00:24:28,211
(SEAT BELT PULLS TAUT)

417
00:24:31,082 --> 00:24:32,987
- Ready?
- (SEAT BELT FASTENER CLICKS)

418
00:24:33,089 --> 00:24:34,190
Okay.

419
00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:38,089
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Here we go.

420
00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:41,459
- (MUSIC FADES)
- (ENGINE REVS)

421
00:24:41,561 --> 00:24:43,132
(BRAKES SQUEAK)

422
00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:44,234
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

423
00:24:49,601 --> 00:24:50,601
(GEAR CLICKS)

424
00:24:50,672 --> 00:24:52,576
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (BRAKE ENGAGES)

425
00:24:53,675 --> 00:24:56,345
- Sorry.
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)

426
00:24:56,447 --> 00:24:58,348
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- Shit. I'm sorry.

427
00:24:58,450 --> 00:24:59,942
I'm fine to walk.
Honestly. Honestly.

428
00:25:00,044 --> 00:25:01,346
- Fuck. I'm so sorry.
- Honestly.

429
00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:03,613
(ALMUT MOANS)

430
00:25:03,715 --> 00:25:05,584
Fucking fuckface!

431
00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:07,588
- Oh, this is ridiculous!
- (MOANS)

432
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,590
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (CAR ALARM BLARING)

433
00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:11,131
- Very sorry. Sorry.
- (ALMUT MOANING)

434
00:25:11,155 --> 00:25:13,392
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (CAR ALARMS BLARING)

435
00:25:13,494 --> 00:25:15,430
(ALMUT MOANING)

436
00:25:15,532 --> 00:25:18,598
- Oh, fuck!
- (CAR ALARMS BLARING)

437
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,297
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay. You okay?

438
00:25:22,336 --> 00:25:24,102
Yeah.

439
00:25:24,204 --> 00:25:26,371
NURSE: That's it. Well done.
You're doing a great job.

440
00:25:26,473 --> 00:25:27,809
Yes, you are.

441
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,113
Okay.

442
00:25:32,076 --> 00:25:34,615
Well, good news is,
mom and Dad,

443
00:25:34,717 --> 00:25:36,419
the baby's heart rate
is all good.

444
00:25:36,521 --> 00:25:38,923
mom, same goes
for your BP and pulse.

445
00:25:39,025 --> 00:25:40,189
(ALMUT INHALES)

446
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,755
Bad news, I'm afraid, mom,

447
00:25:41,857 --> 00:25:44,487
is that you're still
only two centimetres,

448
00:25:44,589 --> 00:25:45,626
if that.

449
00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,264
So, I'm sorry,
but you're going to have

450
00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:49,666
to go back home again
and wait.

451
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,500
(TOBIAS AND ALMUT CHUCKLE)

452
00:25:53,602 --> 00:25:55,672
- I'm sorry.
- (CHUCKLES)

453
00:25:58,341 --> 00:25:59,610
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

454
00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:02,375
(CHUCKLES) You wanted
to see me, Chef?

455
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,977
I did, yeah. Please.

456
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,547
Er, actually, would you...

457
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:07,859
Would you mind
closing the door?

458
00:26:07,883 --> 00:26:09,745
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry.

459
00:26:09,847 --> 00:26:11,215
- My fault.
- Oh.

460
00:26:12,158 --> 00:26:13,657
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)

461
00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:16,022
(ALMUT CLEARS THROAT)

462
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:20,995
Chef, is this about the thing
with the scallops?

463
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,865
What? No, no.

464
00:26:24,432 --> 00:26:25,603
- Oh.
- No.

465
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,665
(CLEARS THROAT)

466
00:26:27,767 --> 00:26:28,966
Tell me something, Chef.

467
00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,272
What... What do
you know about the...

468
00:26:31,374 --> 00:26:33,138
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

469
00:26:34,906 --> 00:26:36,308
Do you need the room?

470
00:26:36,411 --> 00:26:37,846
'Fraid so.

471
00:26:40,178 --> 00:26:42,549
What do you know about
the Bocuse d'Or?

472
00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:45,916
Erm, I mean,
it's like the...

473
00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:47,851
The culinary Olympics.
(CHUCKLES)

474
00:26:47,953 --> 00:26:49,185
There is no higher accolade.

475
00:26:49,287 --> 00:26:52,756
Sorry, Chef. We are running
low on celeriac.

476
00:26:52,858 --> 00:26:54,894
Strictly between us, Chef,

477
00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:57,030
and I mean that,
not a word to another soul,

478
00:26:58,267 --> 00:27:00,198
I, erm...

479
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,471
I've been asked if I would
like to compete this year

480
00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,841
to represent the UK, and I...

481
00:27:06,807 --> 00:27:08,239
I'd like you to be my commis.

482
00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:10,347
- What?
- But listen.

483
00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:11,678
Holy shit, Chef!

484
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,847
We have two heats
to get through.

485
00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,748
And you seriously really need
to consider...

486
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,619
- Chef, I'm in!
- Time. Time, Chef.

487
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,028
You really need
to think about time.

488
00:27:19,052 --> 00:27:20,095
Chef, it's literally
the easiest...

489
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,479
If we make it
to the European heat,

490
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:25,024
that is three to four days
a week minimum, training wise.

491
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:27,464
Make it to the final,
that is five days a week.

492
00:27:27,566 --> 00:27:30,094
- Five days, full time.
- Chef, I'm in.

493
00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:33,704
- And there'll be no let-up.
- I'm in. 100%.

494
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,400
(SHIVERS)

495
00:27:38,275 --> 00:27:39,474
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

496
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:40,705
(HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING)

497
00:27:40,807 --> 00:27:42,240
Let's get out of here.

498
00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:47,776
(SCISSORS SNIPPING)

499
00:27:47,878 --> 00:27:49,753
MAN: Mmm-hmm.

500
00:27:50,717 --> 00:27:51,887
(TOBIAS CHUCKLES)

501
00:27:55,059 --> 00:27:59,296
Yeah, I'm probably gonna have
to wet-shave you back here.

502
00:27:59,398 --> 00:28:01,094
It's looking a little furry.

503
00:28:03,068 --> 00:28:04,068
Really?

504
00:28:07,502 --> 00:28:09,300
- Oh.
- Lovely.

505
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,941
Yeah, that's the ticket.

506
00:28:14,577 --> 00:28:16,544
(TICKET MACHINE BEEPING)

507
00:28:16,646 --> 00:28:18,815
(HEARTWARMING MUSIC CONTINUES)

508
00:28:20,518 --> 00:28:22,115
I'm jealous. You realize that?

509
00:28:24,215 --> 00:28:26,485
Jay Rayner
just published a rave.

510
00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:27,890
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

511
00:28:29,391 --> 00:28:30,391
Okay.

512
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,532
- Okay.
- Go on.

513
00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:37,735
- You'll be fine.
- All right, thanks. Bye.

514
00:28:39,764 --> 00:28:41,167
(EXHALES)

515
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,306
Hi. How are you doing
this evening?

516
00:28:50,408 --> 00:28:52,779
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

517
00:28:52,881 --> 00:28:54,277
Do you have a reservation
with us?

518
00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:57,683
Er, yeah. Tobi...
Tobias Durand. I don't...

519
00:28:57,785 --> 00:29:00,186
Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix.

520
00:29:00,853 --> 00:29:02,787
This is so great.

521
00:29:02,889 --> 00:29:04,687
How's the arm? Poor thing.

522
00:29:04,789 --> 00:29:05,961
(SCOFFS)

523
00:29:06,526 --> 00:29:07,825
Oh.

524
00:29:07,927 --> 00:29:09,459
- Yeah.
- Well, listen.

525
00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:11,560
We're so excited to have you
with us this evening.

526
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,802
We're gonna make sure you have
the time of your life.

527
00:29:13,905 --> 00:29:16,633
I have you down
as a table for two, correct?

528
00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:18,440
Erm, no.

529
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:19,803
Sorry, that's my fault.

530
00:29:19,905 --> 00:29:22,311
Just me in the end.

531
00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:24,314
Oh, don't apologize.

532
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:25,549
- Follow me.
- Okay.

533
00:29:25,651 --> 00:29:27,818
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)

534
00:29:30,314 --> 00:29:31,849
I'll let Chef know
you're here.

535
00:29:31,951 --> 00:29:34,121
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

536
00:29:43,163 --> 00:29:45,001
A little something
to get you started.

537
00:29:45,103 --> 00:29:46,103
Oh.

538
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,036
Weisswurst amuse-bouche.

539
00:29:49,138 --> 00:29:51,974
AKA Bavarian white sausage
with a modern twist.

540
00:29:52,076 --> 00:29:55,874
On top, we have for you
a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy.

541
00:29:55,976 --> 00:29:57,980
(SOFTLY) Thank you. Thank you.

542
00:30:15,299 --> 00:30:16,361
(EXHALES)

543
00:30:22,967 --> 00:30:24,933
- Hi.
- Hi.

544
00:30:25,035 --> 00:30:26,071
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

545
00:30:26,173 --> 00:30:27,904
Marks out of 10
for my tiny sausage?

546
00:30:28,006 --> 00:30:29,642
- It's 10.
- (GASPS)

547
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,176
(TOBIAS CHUCKLES)

548
00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:32,559
I'm sorry to hear
your wife couldn't make it.

549
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,583
Is everything all right?

550
00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:35,545
Erm, we're actually
not, erm...

551
00:30:36,784 --> 00:30:38,714
Well, I mean...

552
00:30:38,816 --> 00:30:42,123
Technically speaking, we still
are but legally speaking...

553
00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:44,961
we're also...

554
00:30:47,661 --> 00:30:48,860
Divorced.

555
00:30:48,962 --> 00:30:51,132
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

556
00:31:02,577 --> 00:31:04,579
(PANTING)

557
00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:06,210
- Mmm.
- (TOBIAS MOANS)

558
00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:08,344
The back of your neck
is so smooth.

559
00:31:08,446 --> 00:31:10,547
- My dad shaved it for me.
- (CHUCKLES)

560
00:31:12,019 --> 00:31:13,885
Oh, is he some kind of barber?

561
00:31:13,987 --> 00:31:15,654
- Architect.
- Mmm.

562
00:31:15,756 --> 00:31:18,093
(SONG CONTINUES)

563
00:31:23,127 --> 00:31:24,127
(TOBIAS GRUNTS)

564
00:31:24,197 --> 00:31:25,735
Oh, how is the neck,
by the way?

565
00:31:25,837 --> 00:31:27,666
Yeah, it's, erm, get...
Getting there.

566
00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:30,037
(BOTH PANTING)

567
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,170
I don't think
I've ever had the pleasure

568
00:31:32,272 --> 00:31:33,807
of sleeping with an invalid
before.

569
00:31:33,909 --> 00:31:35,407
- (BELT CLICKING)
- (PANTING)

570
00:31:36,909 --> 00:31:38,179
TOBIAS: Erm...

571
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,013
- What?
- (PANTING)

572
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:44,119
I suppose I'm a bit, erm,
out of practice.

573
00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:48,619
I'm also just
suddenly aware I...

574
00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:51,590
I don't... I don't have any
kind of prophylactic on me.

575
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:52,692
(SCOFFS)

576
00:31:53,499 --> 00:31:55,361
Such low expectations.

577
00:32:02,507 --> 00:32:04,773
(GRUNTS, PANTS)

578
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:07,109
ALMUT: Also,
by the way, erm...

579
00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:11,843
My staff are desperate to know
if you get free Weetabix.

580
00:32:11,945 --> 00:32:13,379
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

581
00:32:14,616 --> 00:32:15,616
Well...

582
00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,751
- (SHOE THUDS)
- (EXHALES)

583
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,254
I can confirm to you

584
00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,458
that on occasion,

585
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,892
I do have access

586
00:32:24,994 --> 00:32:27,030
to complementary
Weetabix, yeah.

587
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,696
(BOTH LAUGHING)

588
00:32:35,572 --> 00:32:37,271
(SONG FADES)

589
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,038
(CLICKING PEN)

590
00:33:50,913 --> 00:33:53,611
- Morning.
- Oh, er...

591
00:33:55,084 --> 00:33:57,450
- (TOBIAS SIGHS)
- Adrienne Duvall.

592
00:33:58,923 --> 00:34:01,216
We worked together
back in the day.

593
00:34:01,318 --> 00:34:03,291
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

594
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,763
And it made me realise,
well...

595
00:34:06,865 --> 00:34:08,626
Quite so competitive?
(CHUCKLES)

596
00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:15,132
I probably ought
to get going.

597
00:34:15,234 --> 00:34:16,667
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Why?

598
00:34:18,168 --> 00:34:19,406
Who says?

599
00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:25,048
I don't know.

600
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,248
Er, you're right.
I don't know why I said that.

601
00:34:28,351 --> 00:34:30,653
I mean, unless you have
shit to do, then...

602
00:34:30,755 --> 00:34:32,122
(CHUCKLES) I have nothing.

603
00:34:35,054 --> 00:34:36,288
But if you...

604
00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,888
I mean, have shit to do,
then, you know...

605
00:34:39,257 --> 00:34:40,257
I have nothing.

606
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:42,895
(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING)

607
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,293
(BOTH LAUGH FAINTLY)

608
00:34:44,395 --> 00:34:46,603
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

609
00:34:46,705 --> 00:34:48,699
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

610
00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:53,897
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
CONTINUES)

611
00:35:00,948 --> 00:35:01,951
Thank you.

612
00:35:02,053 --> 00:35:04,019
ASSISTANT: Hello.
How are you doing?

613
00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:05,129
- ALMUT: Good, thank you.
- TOBIAS: Hi.

614
00:35:05,153 --> 00:35:06,618
ALMUT: Right, tasting time.

615
00:35:08,588 --> 00:35:10,891
- (TOBIAS CHUCKLES)
- Are you a cheese person?

616
00:35:10,993 --> 00:35:13,025
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

617
00:35:13,127 --> 00:35:14,824
- (TOBIAS MUTTERS)
- Mmm.

618
00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:17,766
Do you like tapenade?

619
00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:20,368
Okay, I'll... Thank you.

620
00:35:21,899 --> 00:35:23,677
- Can I get these, please?
- ASSISTANT: Of course.

621
00:35:23,701 --> 00:35:26,203
- And do you want a coffee?
- Sure, yeah.

622
00:35:26,305 --> 00:35:28,304
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

623
00:35:28,406 --> 00:35:30,576
(DREAMY MUSIC CONTINUES)

624
00:35:33,112 --> 00:35:35,383
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

625
00:35:44,961 --> 00:35:46,290
Actually, that's not true.

626
00:35:46,392 --> 00:35:48,297
- (EXHALES)
- (MUSIC FADES)

627
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,300
A lot of it was
decidedly unhappy.

628
00:35:52,765 --> 00:35:56,701
We were starting to maybe
think about children.

629
00:35:59,943 --> 00:36:01,739
Then she got a position

630
00:36:02,946 --> 00:36:04,676
in Sweden, which was...

631
00:36:06,244 --> 00:36:08,913
Great for her.

632
00:36:09,016 --> 00:36:10,483
(CHUCKLES)

633
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,952
So then we discussed it
and then we tried it,

634
00:36:13,054 --> 00:36:14,123
me here, her there,

635
00:36:14,225 --> 00:36:16,424
both of us going back
and forth depending.

636
00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:19,490
And then eventually,
she just said, oh,

637
00:36:19,592 --> 00:36:21,297
she didn't want to do that
any more.

638
00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:25,499
I'm sorry.

639
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:29,272
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

640
00:36:30,372 --> 00:36:33,173
(SNIFFLES)
Adrienne really wanted us

641
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:35,509
to start thinking
about family.

642
00:36:38,411 --> 00:36:39,612
What did... What did you want?

643
00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:43,385
(CHUCKLES) Erm, I...

644
00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:47,356
I guess there's a world
where...

645
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:50,359
Kids aren't really my thing.

646
00:36:53,598 --> 00:36:54,598
Come on.

647
00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:56,965
I'm gonna make you

648
00:36:57,002 --> 00:36:58,994
the tastiest eggs
of your life.

649
00:37:00,770 --> 00:37:01,666
Right.

650
00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:05,069
Do you know the best way
to crack an egg?

651
00:37:05,171 --> 00:37:06,375
(CHUCKLES)

652
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:09,906
Always on a flat surface.

653
00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:15,648
What's the thinking
behind the two bowls?

654
00:37:16,822 --> 00:37:18,187
Practically speaking,

655
00:37:18,289 --> 00:37:21,283
it's much easier
to fish out a broken shell

656
00:37:21,385 --> 00:37:22,521
from the one egg

657
00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:25,454
rather than fishing it out
from eight eggs.

658
00:37:25,556 --> 00:37:27,762
- Mmm.
- (EGG TAPPING)

659
00:37:27,864 --> 00:37:29,926
(EGG CRACKING)

660
00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:34,865
The versatility of the egg
knows no bounds.

661
00:37:36,268 --> 00:37:38,275
(EGGS TAPPING)

662
00:37:46,544 --> 00:37:48,483
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

663
00:37:59,663 --> 00:38:00,663
Oh.

664
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,466
(TOBIAS GROANS)

665
00:38:06,903 --> 00:38:07,903
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

666
00:38:08,005 --> 00:38:09,966
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

667
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,446
(BOTH LAUGH)

668
00:38:28,188 --> 00:38:29,821
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

669
00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:36,894
(TOBIAS BREATHES DEEPLY)

670
00:38:39,365 --> 00:38:40,568
(ALMUT INHALES)

671
00:38:43,205 --> 00:38:45,774
(TOBIAS BREATHING DEEPLY)

672
00:38:45,876 --> 00:38:46,937
(ALMUT CHUCKLES)

673
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,117
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

674
00:38:57,219 --> 00:38:59,389
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

675
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:09,932
(CHUCKLES)

676
00:39:12,429 --> 00:39:13,700
(EXHALES)

677
00:39:15,037 --> 00:39:16,037
(MUSIC FADES)

678
00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:22,973
You said something to me,
erm...

679
00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:26,114
Couple weeks ago.

680
00:39:30,015 --> 00:39:32,554
You said... You said kids
aren't really your thing.

681
00:39:36,557 --> 00:39:38,723
That's fine. I mean, no.
(SCOFFS)

682
00:39:38,826 --> 00:39:41,530
Of course, it...
Of course it is. Just, erm...

683
00:39:43,864 --> 00:39:47,965
Truthfully, kids kind of
might be, maybe, or...

684
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:52,002
Are my thing.

685
00:39:53,372 --> 00:39:54,576
And, erm...

686
00:39:55,478 --> 00:39:58,243
At least I think
they might be, anyway.

687
00:39:58,345 --> 00:39:59,944
And I... I hate...

688
00:40:01,517 --> 00:40:04,651
(SIGHS) Hate to even
have to, erm...

689
00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:06,753
It's just diff...
It's just different, isn't it?

690
00:40:08,326 --> 00:40:10,520
You know,
meeting someone at our age.

691
00:40:10,622 --> 00:40:11,989
Whether we like it or not,

692
00:40:13,031 --> 00:40:14,427
the clock is ticking.

693
00:40:14,529 --> 00:40:15,837
I'm sorry,
but what the actual fuck

694
00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:17,599
are you even talking about
right now?

695
00:40:18,462 --> 00:40:19,669
Well...

696
00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:21,235
(SIGHS)

697
00:40:21,337 --> 00:40:22,571
It would seem to me preferable

698
00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:25,274
to have a moderately-awkward
conversation right now

699
00:40:25,376 --> 00:40:27,274
rather than a completely
destructive one

700
00:40:27,376 --> 00:40:28,543
in five to ten years' time.

701
00:40:28,645 --> 00:40:31,775
Firstly, I'm thirty-four,
not fifty-fucking-five,

702
00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,944
so how about
we ease the fuck up on...

703
00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:37,919
On the whole biological clock
bullshit thing?

704
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,621
And secondly,

705
00:40:40,623 --> 00:40:43,856
I don't know, I'm, like,
"Back the fuck off."

706
00:40:45,327 --> 00:40:46,822
And calm the fuck down.

707
00:40:46,924 --> 00:40:48,260
What... What...
What's the rush?

708
00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:50,159
Because I'm worried

709
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,995
that's there's a very distinct
and real possibility

710
00:40:53,097 --> 00:40:54,999
that I am about
to fall in love with you.

711
00:41:04,777 --> 00:41:06,142
I'm sorry,
I'm just not someone

712
00:41:06,244 --> 00:41:08,914
who's interested in making
that kind of a promise.

713
00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:12,621
(SNORTS)

714
00:41:12,723 --> 00:41:15,388
And in fact, there's this
little bit of me that thinks,

715
00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:17,824
"Fuck you" for even asking.

716
00:41:25,201 --> 00:41:26,201
(CLICKS TONGUE)

717
00:41:29,172 --> 00:41:30,172
(CLEARS THROAT)

718
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,715
(DOOR SHUTS)

719
00:41:42,817 --> 00:41:44,884
(GENTLE SONG PLAYING SOFTLY
IN ANOTHER ROOM)

720
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:55,125
(BAG THUDS ON TABLE)

721
00:41:57,168 --> 00:41:59,162
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)

722
00:42:20,686 --> 00:42:23,087
ALMUT: (CHUCKLES) Hi.

723
00:42:26,426 --> 00:42:27,597
How was work?

724
00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:30,967
Er...

725
00:42:31,628 --> 00:42:32,800
Yeah.

726
00:42:33,533 --> 00:42:35,504
(CLEARS THROAT)

727
00:42:35,607 --> 00:42:38,937
- How was bedtime?
- Yeah. (SOFTLY) It was fine.

728
00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:41,237
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
We read <i>Julian Is A Mermaid.</i>

729
00:42:43,315 --> 00:42:45,747
- (SIGHS) A lot.
- (CHUCKLES)

730
00:42:49,415 --> 00:42:51,181
So...

731
00:42:55,856 --> 00:42:57,256
You know,
the day of your diagnosis,

732
00:42:59,857 --> 00:43:01,089
you said something to me.

733
00:43:01,191 --> 00:43:03,564
You said that
you would rather have

734
00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:08,800
six fucking fantastic months
than 12...

735
00:43:08,902 --> 00:43:10,600
Than 12 really shitty,
passive ones.

736
00:43:10,702 --> 00:43:12,070
Yeah, passive ones.

737
00:43:12,972 --> 00:43:16,274
At that time,
I was guilty of having

738
00:43:16,876 --> 00:43:21,376
no coherent
or cohesive response

739
00:43:21,478 --> 00:43:24,682
but what you said has really,
really stayed with me.

740
00:43:24,784 --> 00:43:26,983
And I now do have a response

741
00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:28,988
that I would like
to share with you.

742
00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:31,126
Okay.

743
00:43:31,523 --> 00:43:32,728
Okay.

744
00:43:33,591 --> 00:43:35,163
Erm...

745
00:43:35,265 --> 00:43:36,996
(EXHALES) I'm sorry.

746
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:39,361
"Although...

747
00:43:40,271 --> 00:43:41,836
"Although in the past,

748
00:43:42,504 --> 00:43:44,971
- "you have..."
- Mmm.

749
00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:48,136
Erm...

750
00:43:48,238 --> 00:43:50,707
- (SIGHS) What the...
- It's all right.

751
00:43:50,809 --> 00:43:52,413
- (SIGHS)
- Take your time.

752
00:43:52,515 --> 00:43:54,211
- I'm nervous.
- It's okay.

753
00:43:58,583 --> 00:43:59,755
Erm...

754
00:44:00,751 --> 00:44:02,087
"Although...

755
00:44:03,286 --> 00:44:07,994
"Although in the past,
you have, erm..."

756
00:44:11,165 --> 00:44:13,298
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's all right. Shall I...

757
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,401
I'm sorry.

758
00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:17,534
(TOBIAS INHALES DEEPLY)

759
00:44:17,636 --> 00:44:18,807
ALMUT: Here.

760
00:44:29,153 --> 00:44:31,182
(PAGE RUSTLES)

761
00:44:43,563 --> 00:44:44,866
(CLOSES BOOK)

762
00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:47,170
(SONG FADES)

763
00:44:52,706 --> 00:44:54,073
Fuck it. Let's do it.

764
00:44:55,807 --> 00:44:57,010
Yeah, let's do it.

765
00:45:00,184 --> 00:45:01,278
(ALMUT EXCLAIMS)

766
00:45:02,779 --> 00:45:04,416
(GASPS)

767
00:45:04,518 --> 00:45:05,949
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

768
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,724
- That too much?
- (LAUGHS) Yes.

769
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:12,762
In for a heteronormative
penny, in for a pound.

770
00:45:12,864 --> 00:45:15,858
<i>(EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS</i>
BY VILLAGERS PLAYING)

771
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,131
<i>♪ Balanced on desire ♪</i>

772
00:45:20,096 --> 00:45:23,432
<i>♪ I cannot control ♪</i>

773
00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:28,607
<i>♪ These ever-changing ways ♪</i>

774
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:32,909
<i>♪ So how can I be sure ♪</i>

775
00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:36,478
<i>♪ The feeling will remain? ♪</i>

776
00:45:38,884 --> 00:45:42,786
<i>♪ It'll always change ♪</i>

777
00:45:42,888 --> 00:45:45,322
<i>♪ But everything I am ♪</i>

778
00:45:47,925 --> 00:45:50,800
<i>♪ Is yours ♪</i>

779
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:52,928
<i>♪ Everything I am... ♪</i>

780
00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:54,830
- Pizza.
- (BUTTON CLICKS)

781
00:45:54,932 --> 00:45:57,499
(INTERCOM BUZZES)

782
00:45:58,906 --> 00:46:00,776
(WOMEN LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING)

783
00:46:00,878 --> 00:46:03,612
Er, did anyone order a man
as well as a pizza?

784
00:46:03,714 --> 00:46:05,291
- WOMAN 1: I'll take him.
- (WOMEN LAUGHING)

785
00:46:05,315 --> 00:46:06,908
TOBIAS: I, er...

786
00:46:07,010 --> 00:46:08,249
- Weetabix?
- Hi.

787
00:46:08,351 --> 00:46:09,481
- Oh.
- Hi.

788
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,784
- Hi.
- Well.

789
00:46:11,886 --> 00:46:13,819
WOMAN 2:
Welcome to my baby shower.

790
00:46:13,921 --> 00:46:17,084
(WOMEN CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING)

791
00:46:17,186 --> 00:46:20,291
<i>♪ Find it hard to say ♪</i>

792
00:46:21,192 --> 00:46:24,130
<i>♪ What's going on inside... ♪</i>

793
00:46:28,769 --> 00:46:30,436
Apologies for the, erm...

794
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,808
Interruption?

795
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:39,912
- (EXHALES)
- (WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)

796
00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:41,880
I saw you the o...
The o... Last week,

797
00:46:41,982 --> 00:46:43,316
I was passing
by the restaurant.

798
00:46:43,418 --> 00:46:44,418
Erm...

799
00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:48,583
And it made me realize,
well...

800
00:46:49,790 --> 00:46:50,958
(CHUCKLES) ...two things.

801
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:54,897
First of which, I was still
quite angry with you

802
00:46:57,134 --> 00:46:59,275
because although I might have
been somewhat insensitive,

803
00:46:59,299 --> 00:47:04,533
you were rude to me,
which, yeah, a lot, hurt.

804
00:47:05,806 --> 00:47:07,071
And the second thing,

805
00:47:07,173 --> 00:47:11,577
I was guilty of
focusing on the wrong,

806
00:47:11,679 --> 00:47:13,876
erm... (SLAPS BOXES)

807
00:47:13,978 --> 00:47:16,311
...thing, aspect.

808
00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:18,613
Looking ahead
instead of right...

809
00:47:20,887 --> 00:47:23,420
In front of me, at you.

810
00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,262
(SIGHS)

811
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:31,131
<i>(EVERYTHING I AM IS YOURS</i>
BY VILLAGERS CONTINUES)

812
00:47:34,902 --> 00:47:36,598
I knew he was gonna do that.

813
00:47:40,373 --> 00:47:42,274
TOBIAS: So are you gonna catch
mommy's hair?

814
00:47:43,176 --> 00:47:45,109
Perfect, yeah.
Open your little box.

815
00:47:45,211 --> 00:47:47,208
- ELLA: Yeah.
- (ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRS)

816
00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:49,247
Aw, that felt like a good one.

817
00:47:49,349 --> 00:47:50,994
- Oh, yeah. Nice and clean.
- That sounded like...

818
00:47:51,018 --> 00:47:52,160
- That's perfect!
- It's nice and...

819
00:47:52,184 --> 00:47:54,250
- TOBIAS: That's it.
- (LAUGHS)

820
00:47:54,352 --> 00:47:55,830
How much hair
do you wanna keep, mommy?

821
00:47:55,854 --> 00:47:57,289
(BOTH LAUGH)

822
00:47:59,864 --> 00:48:02,193
- Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
- (ALMUT GRUNTS)

823
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,359
- We're getting chunky now.
- Yeah, just do it.

824
00:48:04,461 --> 00:48:06,434
- We're getting chunky.
- Oh, amazing.

825
00:48:06,536 --> 00:48:07,536
Pat it down, Ells.

826
00:48:08,834 --> 00:48:10,137
Good girl.

827
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,475
Hold that up there for me,
darling. Thank you.

828
00:48:13,577 --> 00:48:15,274
- Well done, girly.
- Oh.

829
00:48:16,578 --> 00:48:17,438
(CHUCKLES)

830
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,582
- Oh, lovely.
- ELLA: Really nice.

831
00:48:19,684 --> 00:48:21,047
- Really nice?
- Really nice.

832
00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:24,580
(ELLA AND TOBIAS
IMITATE CHICKENS CLUCKING)

833
00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,986
(ALMUT EXCLAIMS)

834
00:48:27,088 --> 00:48:30,593
- TOBIAS: Whoa, okay.
- (ALMUT LAUGHS)

835
00:48:30,695 --> 00:48:33,523
- Wow. Wow. Mmm.
- (TOBIAS KISSES)

836
00:48:34,892 --> 00:48:36,460
Ooh, ooh.

837
00:48:39,096 --> 00:48:41,437
- Aw.
- ALMUT: Aw.

838
00:48:41,539 --> 00:48:42,933
(ALMUT AND TOBIAS LAUGH)

839
00:48:43,035 --> 00:48:44,035
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

840
00:48:44,102 --> 00:48:45,667
(ALMUT VOCALISES A NOTE)

841
00:48:46,973 --> 00:48:48,436
ELLA: You look beautiful.

842
00:48:48,538 --> 00:48:50,708
TOBIAS: Doesn't she look
so beautiful?

843
00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:52,014
ELLA: Sorry.

844
00:48:53,947 --> 00:48:56,117
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

845
00:48:58,282 --> 00:48:59,484
TOBIAS: Yes?
ALMUT: Happy?

846
00:48:59,586 --> 00:49:00,682
Yes.

847
00:49:02,593 --> 00:49:03,519
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

848
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,622
Anywhere from
200 to 600 seated guests,

849
00:49:07,724 --> 00:49:10,891
access to over four acres
of private gardens.

850
00:49:10,993 --> 00:49:12,132
Wow.

851
00:49:12,234 --> 00:49:15,902
WOMAN: Along with its own
secure car-parking area.

852
00:49:16,004 --> 00:49:18,506
- Marble flooring.
- TOBIAS: Wow.

853
00:49:18,608 --> 00:49:20,108
WOMAN: Roman nobles.

854
00:49:21,139 --> 00:49:22,804
Around about 120 guests,

855
00:49:22,906 --> 00:49:28,150
expanding to around about 140
for your evening reception.

856
00:49:28,252 --> 00:49:31,279
And the great hall is licensed
for music and entertainment.

857
00:49:31,381 --> 00:49:33,522
(ALMUT GASPS) Hear that, Ells?

858
00:49:33,624 --> 00:49:35,750
- TOBIAS: Ooh.
- Dancing.

859
00:49:36,693 --> 00:49:39,028
(SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES)

860
00:49:40,765 --> 00:49:43,832
Our conservatory
is licensed for

861
00:49:43,934 --> 00:49:46,967
up to and including
160 guests...

862
00:49:47,069 --> 00:49:49,403
- (ALMUT GASPS)
- ...for a seated dinner.

863
00:49:49,505 --> 00:49:50,466
Or 200...

864
00:49:50,467 --> 00:49:51,937
- Touch his bum.
- (ELLA LAUGHS)

865
00:49:52,038 --> 00:49:53,202
...for a standing buffet.

866
00:49:53,304 --> 00:49:55,176
Fairy lights, optional extra.

867
00:49:57,377 --> 00:49:58,519
ALMUT: (WHISPERS)
Have you seen the ceiling?

868
00:49:58,543 --> 00:50:00,981
Though I should add
that the use of drones

869
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:03,184
- is strictly prohibited.
- (ELLA GRUNTS)

870
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:24,771
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

871
00:50:24,807 --> 00:50:26,801
(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)

872
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:33,049
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

873
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,153
NURSE: This one's going
to take 20 minutes,

874
00:50:40,256 --> 00:50:42,319
give or take, then we'll flush
out the system

875
00:50:42,421 --> 00:50:43,821
and get you started
on number two.

876
00:50:43,923 --> 00:50:44,993
Okay, thank you.

877
00:50:45,096 --> 00:50:46,101
Right. Give us a shout
if you need anything.

878
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:47,561
- Will do.
- (MUSIC FADES)

879
00:50:47,663 --> 00:50:49,494
(PAGES RUSTLING)

880
00:50:52,865 --> 00:50:54,466
(SIGHS)

881
00:51:25,266 --> 00:51:27,394
SIMON: Chefs,
how are we all doing?

882
00:51:27,496 --> 00:51:29,131
Sorry to keep you waiting.

883
00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:31,170
Technical bullshit.

884
00:51:31,272 --> 00:51:32,548
Apologies, everyone,
for the delay.

885
00:51:32,572 --> 00:51:35,174
Good news is, audience is in,
ready and raring.

886
00:51:35,276 --> 00:51:37,276
So, er, just a little heads-up
from me.

887
00:51:37,378 --> 00:51:38,988
Erm, I'll kick things off,
a little intro,

888
00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:40,314
little bit about me,

889
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:43,217
little bit about my role as
Bocuse d'Or UK head coach.

890
00:51:43,319 --> 00:51:45,349
Overview of the rules,
what's up for grabs today,

891
00:51:45,451 --> 00:51:47,116
place at the European
semi-finals,

892
00:51:47,218 --> 00:51:48,657
so on and so forth.

893
00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:50,185
General frenzy-whipping.

894
00:51:50,287 --> 00:51:52,386
Excitement. Good.

895
00:51:52,488 --> 00:51:54,795
Any questions? Excellent.

896
00:51:54,897 --> 00:51:57,298
All right, Chefs. Onwards.

897
00:51:58,603 --> 00:51:59,603
(WOMEN CHUCKLE)

898
00:52:00,835 --> 00:52:01,936
(CHUCKLES)

899
00:52:02,038 --> 00:52:03,967
- Hello, you.
- ALMUT: Hi! Hello.

900
00:52:04,069 --> 00:52:05,069
(SIMON GROANS)

901
00:52:05,138 --> 00:52:06,205
- Good to see ya.
- Yeah.

902
00:52:06,307 --> 00:52:08,676
- Congrats on the star.
- Same to you.

903
00:52:08,778 --> 00:52:09,606
Yeah, well, I think

904
00:52:09,607 --> 00:52:10,951
I'm a little
old hat at this point.

905
00:52:10,975 --> 00:52:12,210
No.

906
00:52:12,312 --> 00:52:14,543
This is Jade Khadime,
my commis.

907
00:52:14,645 --> 00:52:16,180
- And the real deal.
- Hello, Jade.

908
00:52:16,282 --> 00:52:18,215
Well, best of luck out there.

909
00:52:18,317 --> 00:52:19,397
Excellent hair, by the way.

910
00:52:19,449 --> 00:52:20,983
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

911
00:52:21,086 --> 00:52:22,455
(CHUCKLES)

912
00:52:25,489 --> 00:52:27,229
Er, just gonna pop to the loo.

913
00:52:33,266 --> 00:52:35,437
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- Oh, fuck!

914
00:52:35,539 --> 00:52:37,470
(EXHALES)

915
00:52:39,138 --> 00:52:41,342
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

916
00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:43,712
(GROANING)

917
00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:51,682
(RETCHES)

918
00:52:52,954 --> 00:52:54,181
(GROANS, SNIFFLES)

919
00:52:54,283 --> 00:52:56,357
(PANTING)

920
00:52:58,991 --> 00:53:00,022
(GRUNTS)

921
00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:02,858
(RETCHING)

922
00:53:06,968 --> 00:53:07,968
(BREATHES SHARPLY)

923
00:53:09,136 --> 00:53:10,198
- (GAGS)
- (DOOR OPENS)

924
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,305
JADE: Chef!

925
00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:14,167
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Chef, they're ready for us.

926
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,879
It's fine, honestly.
Honestly, I'm fine.

927
00:53:18,981 --> 00:53:20,249
I'm... I'm... I'm coming.

928
00:53:22,852 --> 00:53:23,978
Chef, are you using?

929
00:53:26,755 --> 00:53:28,153
What?

930
00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:30,457
Chefs' circle of trust, Chef.

931
00:53:33,531 --> 00:53:34,531
(SCOFFS)

932
00:53:37,534 --> 00:53:38,564
No.

933
00:53:42,799 --> 00:53:45,835
No, I have stage three
ovarian cancer.

934
00:53:49,713 --> 00:53:50,741
(JADE EXHALES)

935
00:53:53,846 --> 00:53:56,912
Do you want to call time
on the whole competing thing?

936
00:53:59,921 --> 00:54:00,921
No, I do not.

937
00:54:05,663 --> 00:54:06,663
(SNIFFLES)

938
00:54:11,801 --> 00:54:12,994
Thank you.

939
00:54:23,443 --> 00:54:25,347
- (CLOTHES RUSTLE)
- (ALMUT EXHALES)

940
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:31,820
Let's do it.

941
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:34,594
MAN: That's okay.
Is that right?

942
00:54:34,622 --> 00:54:35,902
- WOMAN: Yeah, it's fine.
- MAN: That's brilliant.

943
00:54:35,926 --> 00:54:37,920
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

944
00:54:42,527 --> 00:54:44,098
(INHALES DEEPLY) All right.

945
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,344
Best of luck
out there, everyone.

946
00:54:45,368 --> 00:54:47,199
<i>(HOLD MY HAND</i>
BY JESS GLYNNE PLAYING)

947
00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:48,964
<i>♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪</i>

948
00:54:50,470 --> 00:54:52,836
<i>♪ Oh, won't you
Hold my hand? ♪</i>

949
00:54:54,877 --> 00:54:55,877
(SONG STOPS)

950
00:54:58,915 --> 00:55:00,877
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

951
00:55:13,797 --> 00:55:14,825
(CHUCKLES)

952
00:55:19,903 --> 00:55:22,096
(GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)

953
00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,573
(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING)

954
00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,091
(CHUCKLES)

955
00:56:01,242 --> 00:56:02,444
TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Hi.

956
00:56:07,985 --> 00:56:09,744
Penny for your thoughts.

957
00:56:09,846 --> 00:56:12,520
- ALMUT: (WHISPERS) Hi. Hi.
- So.

958
00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:16,996
TOBIAS: (SOFTLY)
I think I like this one

959
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,890
but I suspect I'm pretty easy
either way.

960
00:56:25,265 --> 00:56:26,633
Could I sleep on it?

961
00:56:28,035 --> 00:56:29,035
Yeah.

962
00:56:31,205 --> 00:56:32,408
Yeah, absolutely.

963
00:56:39,915 --> 00:56:40,915
What?

964
00:56:43,546 --> 00:56:44,750
What's going on?

965
00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:48,556
Tired.

966
00:56:49,893 --> 00:56:50,893
(WHISPERS) Okay.

967
00:57:04,701 --> 00:57:06,904
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

968
00:57:13,312 --> 00:57:15,517
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

969
00:57:22,156 --> 00:57:23,156
(ALMUT MOANS)

970
00:57:26,591 --> 00:57:28,123
ALMUT: Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm.

971
00:57:31,598 --> 00:57:33,898
- (WATER SLOSHES)
- (ALMUT SIGHS)

972
00:57:34,598 --> 00:57:36,571
(ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY)

973
00:57:41,537 --> 00:57:43,243
(EXHALES)

974
00:57:43,345 --> 00:57:45,213
Oh, don't forget your, erm...

975
00:57:45,315 --> 00:57:46,977
- (WHISPERS) Waterproof.
- (LAUGHS)

976
00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:54,622
(ALMUT MOANS SOFTLY)

977
00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:02,030
(TOBIAS EXHALES)

978
00:58:16,508 --> 00:58:17,741
(INTERCOM BUZZES)

979
00:58:17,843 --> 00:58:19,543
(SEMI-UPBEAT SONG
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

980
00:58:19,645 --> 00:58:21,316
- Hello.
- WOMAN: <i>It's us!</i>

981
00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:23,217
- (CHEERS) Hi!
- (CHEERING OVER INTERCOM)

982
00:58:23,319 --> 00:58:24,549
Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up.

983
00:58:24,651 --> 00:58:26,482
- (INTERCOM BUZZES)
- They're here.

984
00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:27,820
TOBIAS: All right.

985
00:58:31,989 --> 00:58:34,193
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (HANDS CLAPPING)

986
00:58:34,295 --> 00:58:35,864
- Mama!
- Hello!

987
00:58:35,966 --> 00:58:36,966
(CHUCKLING)

988
00:58:36,995 --> 00:58:38,715
MOTHER: I love that dress.
ALMUT: Thank you.

989
00:58:38,797 --> 00:58:39,874
WOMAN: Kind of matches, actually.

990
00:58:39,898 --> 00:58:41,006
Sorry I haven't
brought you anything.

991
00:58:41,030 --> 00:58:42,310
It's okay.
You brought me a baby.

992
00:58:42,398 --> 00:58:43,945
WOMAN: I brought you a baby.
MOTHER: Ben, how are you?

993
00:58:43,969 --> 00:58:45,251
- (BABY CRIES)
- ALMUT: Oh, sorry, babies.

994
00:58:45,275 --> 00:58:47,975
Babies want attention. Hi, hi.

995
00:58:48,077 --> 00:58:49,077
(ALL CHATTERING)

996
00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:50,783
- MAN: Unbelievable.
- Hi, loves. Come on in.

997
00:58:50,807 --> 00:58:51,976
- Wow!
- Thank you. Wow!

998
00:58:52,078 --> 00:58:53,952
- It goes back so far.
- I know, and I have a bath.

999
00:58:53,976 --> 00:58:55,347
- And a double bed.
- Ah, hi.

1000
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:56,717
- (CHUCKLES)
- Go on.

1001
00:58:56,819 --> 00:58:57,715
WOMAN: You've never been here.
MAN: Really, so grown-up.

1002
00:58:57,716 --> 00:58:58,828
Have you? I've just realized.

1003
00:58:58,851 --> 00:58:59,961
- It's so cool.
- MAN: No, I haven't. No.

1004
00:58:59,985 --> 00:59:01,127
ALMUT: My goodness.
Look at the little...

1005
00:59:01,151 --> 00:59:03,455
Hi! (CHUCKLES)
Sorry, didn't mean to, er...

1006
00:59:03,557 --> 00:59:04,885
- Hi, I'm so sorry.
- MAN: Hi.

1007
00:59:04,987 --> 00:59:06,027
- Hello.
- Good to see you.

1008
00:59:06,123 --> 00:59:07,399
- I'm Almut's sister, Leah.
- I'm Reginald.

1009
00:59:07,423 --> 00:59:08,837
- That's my dad, yeah.
- REGINALD: Lovely to meet you.

1010
00:59:08,861 --> 00:59:10,037
Reginald,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

1011
00:59:10,061 --> 00:59:11,170
MAN: It smells amazing.
ALMUT: Thank you.

1012
00:59:11,194 --> 00:59:12,872
- Likewise.
- MAN: Hi, I'm Almut's brother,

1013
00:59:12,896 --> 00:59:14,069
- Lucas.
- Welcome, welcome.

1014
00:59:14,171 --> 00:59:15,297
Thank you, thank you.

1015
00:59:15,399 --> 00:59:16,580
Well, it's not my home, but
I'm welcoming everyone anyway.

1016
00:59:16,604 --> 00:59:17,470
Hey, I'm the other brother,
Ben.

1017
00:59:17,472 --> 00:59:18,478
- Hi. Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

1018
00:59:18,502 --> 00:59:19,604
You too.

1019
00:59:19,706 --> 00:59:20,783
- Thanks for this.
- Oh, pleasure.

1020
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:24,639
Bea said we had to go
to Salt Lake.

1021
00:59:24,741 --> 00:59:25,741
(MOTHER CHUCKLES)

1022
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,647
She said, "You'll love it,"
she says.

1023
00:59:27,749 --> 00:59:30,784
And so... And so we're there
and it's winter.

1024
00:59:31,419 --> 00:59:32,714
It's... It's snowing.

1025
00:59:32,816 --> 00:59:35,654
It's beautiful and, erm,

1026
00:59:35,756 --> 00:59:37,184
we decide to visit
the Tabernacle.

1027
00:59:37,286 --> 00:59:39,122
- I don't know if you know it.
- Oh, yeah.

1028
00:59:39,224 --> 00:59:41,494
- (ALMUT'S SIBLINGS AGREEING)
- REGINALD: It's, erm...

1029
00:59:41,596 --> 00:59:43,057
Well, I don't even
know how late

1030
00:59:43,159 --> 00:59:45,766
and, er,
we've watched the sun go down.

1031
00:59:46,863 --> 00:59:48,670
And it's been the most...

1032
00:59:49,401 --> 00:59:51,134
You know,

1033
00:59:51,236 --> 00:59:53,468
the most wonderful day
of our entire fucking lives.

1034
00:59:53,571 --> 00:59:54,641
(CHUCKLES)

1035
00:59:54,743 --> 00:59:57,745
And I turned to her
and I said... I say...

1036
00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,512
(CHUCKLING)
"Bea, don't know about you,

1037
01:00:01,614 --> 01:00:03,012
"but I think this is how

1038
01:00:03,114 --> 01:00:05,552
"I'd like to spend
the rest of my life."

1039
01:00:05,654 --> 01:00:07,982
- (CHUCKLES)
- No ring, nothing, just...

1040
01:00:08,084 --> 01:00:11,326
- Said it.
- And what did she say?

1041
01:00:11,428 --> 01:00:13,093
"Don't be
so fucking sentimental."

1042
01:00:13,195 --> 01:00:14,894
(ALL LAUGHING)

1043
01:00:16,459 --> 01:00:20,801
"I don't need a roomful of
people and a piece of paper

1044
01:00:20,903 --> 01:00:23,302
"to know I want to spend
the rest of my life with you,"

1045
01:00:23,404 --> 01:00:25,140
- she said.
- Yeah.

1046
01:00:25,242 --> 01:00:26,242
- Amen.
- SYLVIA: Yeah.

1047
01:00:26,337 --> 01:00:29,304
So when were you... When were
you all in Salt Lake?

1048
01:00:30,279 --> 01:00:32,777
Erm, 15 years ago.

1049
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:35,178
- Give or take.
- Business or pleasure?

1050
01:00:38,818 --> 01:00:41,019
What? What's going on?
(LAUGHS)

1051
01:00:42,684 --> 01:00:45,654
I... I just happened to be in
a competition that year, so...

1052
01:00:45,756 --> 01:00:46,920
Happened, just...

1053
01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:48,296
- Don't.
- Competition?

1054
01:00:48,398 --> 01:00:50,297
What sort of a competition?

1055
01:00:50,399 --> 01:00:51,928
ALMUT: It was, erm...

1056
01:00:52,030 --> 01:00:53,932
I used to...
I used to figure-skate.

1057
01:00:54,034 --> 01:00:57,899
LUCAS: Erm... ISU World
Championships. (LAUGHS)

1058
01:00:58,001 --> 01:00:59,708
She was unbe-fucking-lievable.

1059
01:00:59,810 --> 01:01:01,686
I can't believe you haven't
told these guys this.

1060
01:01:01,710 --> 01:01:02,750
- ALMUT: Stop.
- LUCAS: It was, it was.

1061
01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:03,974
- Check it out.
- No.

1062
01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:05,908
- LUCAS: Check it out.
- You have to see this,

1063
01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:07,254
- Reginald, it's...
- I'm speechless.

1064
01:01:07,278 --> 01:01:08,691
- ...absolutely remarkable.
- LUCAS: Here she goes.

1065
01:01:08,715 --> 01:01:10,185
Here she goes. Here she goes.

1066
01:01:10,287 --> 01:01:11,782
(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)

1067
01:01:11,884 --> 01:01:13,027
- (LUCAS CHEERS)
- BROTHERS: Oh!

1068
01:01:13,051 --> 01:01:14,948
- This is you?
- LUCAS: Yeah, watch this.

1069
01:01:15,050 --> 01:01:17,792
(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)

1070
01:01:18,723 --> 01:01:19,723
- (WHOOPS)
- Oh!

1071
01:01:19,793 --> 01:01:21,113
- Oh, my goodness me.
- (CHUCKLES)

1072
01:01:21,192 --> 01:01:23,426
ALMUT: Stop. Stop, stop.
Please. I said no.

1073
01:01:23,529 --> 01:01:24,929
I said no.

1074
01:01:25,032 --> 01:01:27,032
- You should be proud.
- Yeah, bloody marvelous.

1075
01:01:28,505 --> 01:01:29,585
(SARCASTICALLY)
Thanks, mom.

1076
01:01:29,634 --> 01:01:31,201
(CHUCKLES)

1077
01:01:32,241 --> 01:01:33,707
(SOFTLY) Yeah.

1078
01:01:33,809 --> 01:01:35,942
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wine. Anyone for any wine?

1079
01:01:39,175 --> 01:01:40,709
You know
it isn't even just you?

1080
01:01:40,811 --> 01:01:43,310
(PLATES CLATTERING)

1081
01:01:43,412 --> 01:01:45,314
Like, honest to God,
no one knows about it.

1082
01:01:54,926 --> 01:01:56,127
TOBIAS: (SOFTLY) Thank you.

1083
01:01:59,635 --> 01:02:01,968
It was Dad
who got me into skating.

1084
01:02:02,933 --> 01:02:05,004
(CUTLERY CLATTERS IN SINK)

1085
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:07,266
I think he actually really
wanted a sporty child and...

1086
01:02:07,303 --> 01:02:10,075
And I suppose
I was his last chance.

1087
01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:12,946
And I guess...

1088
01:02:13,614 --> 01:02:15,111
He was right to push me

1089
01:02:15,213 --> 01:02:18,881
because it turned out
I fucking loved it

1090
01:02:18,983 --> 01:02:20,987
and I was really good at it.

1091
01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:24,188
(BOTH LAUGH)

1092
01:02:24,290 --> 01:02:26,657
And in the beginning,
he would drive me to Swindon

1093
01:02:26,759 --> 01:02:28,929
virtually every weekend.

1094
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,897
TOBIAS: Hmm.

1095
01:02:30,999 --> 01:02:34,330
And then when he was ill,
when he was sick, I...

1096
01:02:35,802 --> 01:02:38,906
I wanted to help out and...

1097
01:02:40,169 --> 01:02:43,405
I took some time off from it.

1098
01:02:46,579 --> 01:02:47,579
And then...

1099
01:02:51,782 --> 01:02:54,889
After that,

1100
01:02:55,957 --> 01:03:00,092
skating without him around
was just joyless.

1101
01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,226
So you just stopped?

1102
01:03:04,861 --> 01:03:05,898
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1103
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,298
I think it just really
reminded me of him.

1104
01:03:10,668 --> 01:03:12,269
(EXHALES)

1105
01:03:13,737 --> 01:03:14,942
(WINCES)

1106
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,173
- You okay?
- (GROANS)

1107
01:03:18,275 --> 01:03:20,442
- What?
- I think I'm gonna be sick.

1108
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,445
- Okay.
- (GASPING IN PAIN)

1109
01:03:24,618 --> 01:03:26,585
Whoa, whoa. Okay.

1110
01:03:26,687 --> 01:03:28,116
I'm cautiously optimistic

1111
01:03:28,218 --> 01:03:30,152
we're dealing with
an infection.

1112
01:03:30,254 --> 01:03:31,987
But, listen,
once the fluid is out,

1113
01:03:32,089 --> 01:03:33,257
we're gonna run some tests,

1114
01:03:33,359 --> 01:03:35,660
and if we find anything,
you'll be the first to know.

1115
01:03:35,762 --> 01:03:37,261
- Okay.
- In the meantime,

1116
01:03:37,363 --> 01:03:39,072
I'd like to get you started
with some antibiotics,

1117
01:03:39,096 --> 01:03:40,430
just to help with the pain.

1118
01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:42,074
- All right?
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm.

1119
01:03:42,098 --> 01:03:43,470
- Okay?
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm.

1120
01:03:43,572 --> 01:03:44,834
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

1121
01:03:44,936 --> 01:03:46,105
(ALMUT CLEARS THROAT)

1122
01:03:54,209 --> 01:03:56,379
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

1123
01:04:02,222 --> 01:04:04,453
ALMUT: <i>Tobias, I had a call
from the hospital.</i>

1124
01:04:07,063 --> 01:04:09,458
They called to see if I could
come in, and so I did.

1125
01:04:09,892 --> 01:04:11,097
Speaking.

1126
01:04:14,803 --> 01:04:16,432
They said
it wasn't an infection.

1127
01:04:16,966 --> 01:04:18,170
What is it?

1128
01:04:21,806 --> 01:04:23,343
What is it?

1129
01:04:23,445 --> 01:04:24,445
I've made notes.

1130
01:04:25,181 --> 01:04:26,181
Erm,

1131
01:04:27,748 --> 01:04:30,116
they are recommending

1132
01:04:31,416 --> 01:04:35,649
either a partial
or a full-blown hysterectomy.

1133
01:04:36,757 --> 01:04:39,191
(MOBILE PHONE SLAPPING)

1134
01:04:47,763 --> 01:04:51,203
Your note-taking is incredibly
thorough, by the way.

1135
01:04:52,642 --> 01:04:54,173
(CLICKS TONGUE) Every cloud...

1136
01:04:56,406 --> 01:04:58,074
All right,
so let me just check, I...

1137
01:04:58,176 --> 01:05:00,748
- Mmm-hmm.
- Option One would be...

1138
01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:02,676
If we ever want
to conceive naturally...

1139
01:05:03,684 --> 01:05:04,848
Freeze embryos.

1140
01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:06,917
- Mmm.
- (CLICKS TONGUE)

1141
01:05:07,019 --> 01:05:09,085
- Followed by...
- Surgery.

1142
01:05:09,187 --> 01:05:10,988
So removing one ovary,
not both.

1143
01:05:11,090 --> 01:05:12,789
- Followed by...
- Chemo. Shit.

1144
01:05:12,891 --> 01:05:14,193
Shit ton of chemo.

1145
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,256
- Followed by...
- Shagging.

1146
01:05:16,358 --> 01:05:18,193
Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF.

1147
01:05:18,295 --> 01:05:20,762
Oh, I...
I vote shagging, but okay.

1148
01:05:20,865 --> 01:05:22,333
(CHUCKLES)

1149
01:05:23,302 --> 01:05:26,908
- (SNIFFLES)
- Alternatively, Option Two.

1150
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:30,011
Way more invasive
but way lower risk of relapse.

1151
01:05:30,913 --> 01:05:32,908
Ovaries and uterus,
they take it.

1152
01:05:33,010 --> 01:05:34,213
They take it all.

1153
01:05:34,879 --> 01:05:36,050
(SOFTLY) Okay.

1154
01:05:37,485 --> 01:05:38,485
Okay.

1155
01:05:41,223 --> 01:05:42,461
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) I think...
- Listen... Oh, sorry.

1156
01:05:42,485 --> 01:05:44,687
- No. Do you want...
- No. No, you.

1157
01:05:44,789 --> 01:05:45,994
Okay.

1158
01:05:48,761 --> 01:05:49,965
I guess...

1159
01:05:51,229 --> 01:05:53,397
I think,
unless you think I'm...

1160
01:05:54,836 --> 01:05:57,637
Insane, I think I am inclined

1161
01:05:57,739 --> 01:06:01,108
to say that I would...

1162
01:06:03,574 --> 01:06:06,278
I would like to hang on
to at least one of my...

1163
01:06:07,609 --> 01:06:11,679
Fucking addled
cancer-ridden ovaries.

1164
01:06:16,921 --> 01:06:19,656
Because, well...

1165
01:06:20,425 --> 01:06:23,058
Just because I never,
in a general sense,

1166
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,528
saw myself having kids,

1167
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,331
doesn't mean
that there isn't a world

1168
01:06:29,433 --> 01:06:33,437
where I couldn't see myself,
in time,

1169
01:06:35,438 --> 01:06:37,738
deciding to have them
with you.

1170
01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:45,779
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1171
01:06:49,085 --> 01:06:50,256
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

1172
01:06:52,628 --> 01:06:53,628
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1173
01:07:07,037 --> 01:07:08,274
(FEET SHUFFLING)

1174
01:07:13,012 --> 01:07:15,314
(PEOPLE CHEERING FAINTLY)

1175
01:07:16,212 --> 01:07:18,585
(MUSIC TURNS JOYFUL)

1176
01:07:18,687 --> 01:07:20,121
I'm in remission.

1177
01:07:20,886 --> 01:07:23,817
(BOTH LAUGH)

1178
01:07:26,529 --> 01:07:28,590
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1179
01:07:28,692 --> 01:07:30,465
TOBIAS: <i>We should do something
to celebrate.</i>

1180
01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:31,959
(ALMUT SQUEALS)

1181
01:07:32,061 --> 01:07:33,360
(LAUGHS)

1182
01:07:33,462 --> 01:07:35,832
- Come on! Come on!
- (WHOOPS)

1183
01:07:35,934 --> 01:07:37,798
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

1184
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:40,601
(LAUGHS)

1185
01:07:40,704 --> 01:07:42,770
- ...the throne or something.
- What? (LAUGHS)

1186
01:07:45,106 --> 01:07:46,106
No.

1187
01:07:46,176 --> 01:07:47,615
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

1188
01:07:47,717 --> 01:07:49,315
That serves you right.

1189
01:07:51,549 --> 01:07:54,017
- Everything's great!
- Everything's fine.

1190
01:07:54,119 --> 01:07:56,388
(JOYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

1191
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,636
TOBIAS: Wait, wait,
wait, wait!

1192
01:08:09,738 --> 01:08:10,738
(ALMUT SCREAMS)

1193
01:08:25,347 --> 01:08:27,419
(TIMER BEEPING)

1194
01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:37,495
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1195
01:08:42,003 --> 01:08:44,403
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1196
01:08:45,138 --> 01:08:46,738
- (PANTING)
- (ALMUT LAUGHS)

1197
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:47,901
(TOBIAS MUTTERS)

1198
01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:53,447
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1199
01:08:53,549 --> 01:08:56,349
(PANTING)

1200
01:09:01,283 --> 01:09:02,784
(MUSIC SLOWS)

1201
01:09:06,563 --> 01:09:07,563
(KNOCKING)

1202
01:09:13,703 --> 01:09:14,829
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1203
01:09:27,111 --> 01:09:28,111
(CHUCKLES)

1204
01:09:28,148 --> 01:09:30,350
- (EXHALES)
- (TIMER BEEPING)

1205
01:09:34,986 --> 01:09:35,986
(GASPS)

1206
01:09:36,055 --> 01:09:38,655
(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)

1207
01:09:47,935 --> 01:09:49,600
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1208
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:58,642
(MUSIC FADES)

1209
01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,581
FEMALE VOICE ON SPEAKER:
<i>Breathe in.</i>

1210
01:10:00,683 --> 01:10:03,015
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1211
01:10:03,117 --> 01:10:04,684
FEMALE VOICE: <i>Breathe out.</i>

1212
01:10:04,786 --> 01:10:06,719
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1213
01:10:06,821 --> 01:10:07,821
TOBIAS: Ooh.

1214
01:10:07,884 --> 01:10:10,724
- FEMALE VOICE: <i>Breathe in.</i>
- (ALMUT MOANS)

1215
01:10:10,826 --> 01:10:12,590
(CONTINUES MOANING)

1216
01:10:14,092 --> 01:10:15,092
One second.

1217
01:10:15,192 --> 01:10:17,192
(HORN TOOTS)

1218
01:10:17,294 --> 01:10:19,993
(HORNS BLARING)

1219
01:10:30,076 --> 01:10:31,906
(SIGHS) Oh, fuck me.

1220
01:10:34,679 --> 01:10:38,146
FEMALE VOICE:
<i>Feeling relaxed and calm.</i>

1221
01:10:38,248 --> 01:10:39,782
(ENGINE RUNNING)

1222
01:10:40,788 --> 01:10:41,788
Almut?

1223
01:10:43,726 --> 01:10:45,821
Al? Almut?

1224
01:10:46,861 --> 01:10:47,861
(HORN BLARES)

1225
01:10:49,491 --> 01:10:51,662
(ALMUT MOANING)

1226
01:10:54,738 --> 01:10:56,704
(HORNS BLARING)

1227
01:10:56,806 --> 01:10:58,834
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1228
01:11:02,376 --> 01:11:04,173
- (ALMUT MOANS)
- (CASH TILL BEEPING)

1229
01:11:04,275 --> 01:11:06,639
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1230
01:11:06,742 --> 01:11:08,041
(POP SONG PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1231
01:11:08,143 --> 01:11:10,714
TOBIAS: (WHISPERS) Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

1232
01:11:15,153 --> 01:11:17,325
(ALMUT MOANS)

1233
01:11:19,059 --> 01:11:20,955
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1234
01:11:22,598 --> 01:11:23,793
Oh.

1235
01:11:27,202 --> 01:11:29,666
I'm gonna get a drink.
(GROANS)

1236
01:11:29,768 --> 01:11:31,865
CASHIER: That is...
Yes, £20 with the fuel.

1237
01:11:31,967 --> 01:11:34,003
- (ALMUT MOANING)
- CASHIER: Thank you. Cheers.

1238
01:11:34,106 --> 01:11:35,310
Thank you.

1239
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:39,043
Hiya.

1240
01:11:39,112 --> 01:11:40,975
(GROANS)
Oh, shit.

1241
01:11:41,543 --> 01:11:42,543
(FRIDGE DOOR CLOSES)

1242
01:11:42,579 --> 01:11:44,549
- Sorry. Thank you.
- Hiya.

1243
01:11:44,651 --> 01:11:46,296
- TOBIAS: Hi, how are you?
- Yeah, good, thank you.

1244
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,356
- There you go. Any fuel?
- Er, no.

1245
01:11:50,453 --> 01:11:51,623
(CASH TILL BEEPING)

1246
01:11:53,256 --> 01:11:54,494
Sorry.

1247
01:11:56,863 --> 01:11:57,963
Al?

1248
01:11:58,065 --> 01:11:59,065
(CASH TILL BEEPS)

1249
01:12:00,296 --> 01:12:02,436
Al? Al?

1250
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:07,100
Sorry. One second, sorry.

1251
01:12:10,945 --> 01:12:11,945
(DOOR CLOSES)

1252
01:12:11,980 --> 01:12:13,477
- (KNOCKING)
- Al?

1253
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,816
- ALMUT: Mmm-hmm?
- Hi. Everything okay?

1254
01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:18,315
ALMUT: Hmm. Kind of.

1255
01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,587
- What?
- ALMUT: Erm... (MOANS)

1256
01:12:21,689 --> 01:12:24,022
Well, you see, I thought...
I thought I needed a poo.

1257
01:12:24,124 --> 01:12:26,290
- Yeah.
- And, er,

1258
01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:28,689
- now that I'm in here...
- Yeah?

1259
01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:30,160
...I think
I might need to push.

1260
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:31,863
No. No, no. No, no.

1261
01:12:31,965 --> 01:12:32,999
No! Okay?

1262
01:12:33,101 --> 01:12:35,202
Sorry, but you can't push.

1263
01:12:35,304 --> 01:12:37,338
If you let me in, I can...
I can help.

1264
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,768
We have biscuits now, Al.
We have biscuits, okay?

1265
01:12:39,870 --> 01:12:42,440
- ALMUT: Okay.
- Okay, come on. Let me in.

1266
01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:43,816
- ALMUT: Oh, no, I can't.
- (DOOR RATTLING)

1267
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,909
What? Just un...
Unlock it and open it.

1268
01:12:46,011 --> 01:12:48,509
I can't. It's not happening.
It's not... It's not working.

1269
01:12:48,611 --> 01:12:50,748
- Wait.
- (DOOR RATTLING)

1270
01:12:51,549 --> 01:12:52,813
Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm...

1271
01:12:52,915 --> 01:12:54,487
My partner is stuck
in the, erm...

1272
01:12:54,589 --> 01:12:56,583
Do you have the... For the...
The key for the...

1273
01:12:56,685 --> 01:12:58,353
- Yeah.
- So sorry, er...

1274
01:12:58,455 --> 01:12:59,622
(KEYS JANGLING)

1275
01:12:59,724 --> 01:13:01,134
- Thank you.
- Hey, Jane, I'll just...

1276
01:13:01,158 --> 01:13:03,924
Okay, Al, we have the key.
We have the key, don't worry.

1277
01:13:04,027 --> 01:13:05,377
- It's okay. Sorry about this.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1278
01:13:05,401 --> 01:13:06,745
- No, no, it's fine.
- Thank you very much.

1279
01:13:06,769 --> 01:13:08,367
Okay.

1280
01:13:08,469 --> 01:13:09,789
Okay, just...
Just don't push, Al.

1281
01:13:09,832 --> 01:13:11,049
Whatever you do,
just don't pu...

1282
01:13:11,073 --> 01:13:12,473
(METAL SNAPPING, CLINKING)

1283
01:13:15,871 --> 01:13:19,812
Erm, it's just...
Got broken off.

1284
01:13:19,914 --> 01:13:21,047
Erm...

1285
01:13:21,149 --> 01:13:22,546
- So, Al?
- ALMUT: Yeah?

1286
01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:24,483
I'm gonna need you
to stand back, okay?

1287
01:13:24,585 --> 01:13:25,893
- ALMUT: What?
- Standing... Standing back

1288
01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:27,631
- away from the door.
- Wait, wait, wait. Why?

1289
01:13:27,655 --> 01:13:29,399
All the way back.
Right the way back. All right?

1290
01:13:29,423 --> 01:13:30,633
- ALMUT: Why?
- I'm so, so sorry.

1291
01:13:30,657 --> 01:13:32,990
I think she might be
about to give birth.

1292
01:13:33,093 --> 01:13:35,295
(GRUNTING)

1293
01:13:35,397 --> 01:13:38,031
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
- (DOOR POUNDING)

1294
01:13:38,133 --> 01:13:39,259
- Yeah, erm...
- Maybe...

1295
01:13:39,361 --> 01:13:41,444
I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get
Jane, 'cause she'll know...

1296
01:13:41,468 --> 01:13:43,436
Okay, get Jane.
Jane? Jane?

1297
01:13:43,538 --> 01:13:45,367
Jane, pregnant lady
stuck in the khazi.

1298
01:13:45,469 --> 01:13:47,074
(POUNDING CONTINUES)

1299
01:13:47,176 --> 01:13:49,174
- Just bear with me.
- Fine.

1300
01:13:49,276 --> 01:13:50,775
The key snapped in the...

1301
01:13:52,147 --> 01:13:53,914
- How many weeks?
- Forty.

1302
01:13:54,016 --> 01:13:56,014
Huh. Mazel tov.

1303
01:13:56,116 --> 01:13:57,116
(DOOR SLAMS)

1304
01:13:57,151 --> 01:13:58,453
(JANE GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1305
01:14:00,253 --> 01:14:01,253
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

1306
01:14:01,321 --> 01:14:03,123
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1307
01:14:03,226 --> 01:14:04,784
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
- Okay.

1308
01:14:04,886 --> 01:14:06,653
- (GRUNTING)
- (DOOR POUNDING)

1309
01:14:06,755 --> 01:14:08,195
Keep standing back, Al.

1310
01:14:08,297 --> 01:14:09,824
- Shall I have a go?
- Yeah, yeah.

1311
01:14:09,926 --> 01:14:11,562
(STRAINS, GRUNTS)
No, it's not. Nah.

1312
01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:14,933
Okay. Okay, Al,
still standing back?

1313
01:14:15,035 --> 01:14:16,365
Okay?

1314
01:14:16,467 --> 01:14:18,968
(STRAINS, GRUNTS)

1315
01:14:19,901 --> 01:14:22,075
- (GRUNTS)
- (HANDLE CLATTERS)

1316
01:14:22,177 --> 01:14:24,342
(TOBIAS BREATHES HEAVILY)

1317
01:14:24,444 --> 01:14:27,347
- Hi.
- I can't. I'm sorry.

1318
01:14:27,449 --> 01:14:28,489
What...
What do you mean, you can't?

1319
01:14:28,513 --> 01:14:29,982
Move. I can't. I'm sorry.

1320
01:14:30,084 --> 01:14:31,546
I can feel it.

1321
01:14:31,648 --> 01:14:33,319
- (HESITATING) No.
- Mmm.

1322
01:14:33,421 --> 01:14:34,981
- No, I know, but we can't.
- Mmm.

1323
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:36,887
We have to... We don't...
Not... Not here.

1324
01:14:36,989 --> 01:14:38,701
- We... We don't... It's not...
- Mmm, listen to me.

1325
01:14:38,725 --> 01:14:40,001
- It's not safe.
- It's just coming. It is.

1326
01:14:40,025 --> 01:14:41,733
It is. It's coming.
I can feel it. I can feel it.

1327
01:14:41,757 --> 01:14:43,429
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1328
01:14:43,531 --> 01:14:45,560
I'm sorry but I... It's...
This is...

1329
01:14:45,662 --> 01:14:48,134
It's it. It's it. It's it.

1330
01:14:48,236 --> 01:14:49,236
(ALMUT INHALES DEEPLY)

1331
01:14:52,369 --> 01:14:53,967
(MOANING)

1332
01:14:54,069 --> 01:14:55,471
TOBIAS:
Yeah, it seems like we have

1333
01:14:55,573 --> 01:14:56,970
almost everything we need.

1334
01:14:57,072 --> 01:14:58,642
- Except for a midwife.
- (LAUGHING)

1335
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,706
- Except for a midwife.
- Yeah. (MOANS)

1336
01:15:00,808 --> 01:15:02,247
(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)

1337
01:15:02,349 --> 01:15:04,211
- (GROANS)
- Ooh. Ah. Ah.

1338
01:15:04,313 --> 01:15:05,961
OPERATOR ON MOBILE PHONE:
<i>Is that a push I hear there?</i>

1339
01:15:05,985 --> 01:15:07,892
Yeah, I think this might...
This might be a push.

1340
01:15:07,916 --> 01:15:08,960
- Do you wanna push?
- Yeah.

1341
01:15:08,984 --> 01:15:10,657
- Yes, she wants to push.
- Yeah.

1342
01:15:10,759 --> 01:15:12,234
Watch your head. Watch
your head. Watch your head.

1343
01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:13,254
(ALMUT GROANS)

1344
01:15:13,255 --> 01:15:14,907
Understood, yeah.
She... She... She can push.

1345
01:15:14,931 --> 01:15:17,892
(GROANING)

1346
01:15:17,994 --> 01:15:19,632
Al, Al, I'm gonna have
to check again

1347
01:15:19,734 --> 01:15:21,514
to see if I can see any
body parts. Is that okay?

1348
01:15:21,538 --> 01:15:23,338
I'm not exactly in a position
to say no, am I?

1349
01:15:23,370 --> 01:15:24,935
- TOBIAS: Okay.
- (GROANS)

1350
01:15:27,043 --> 01:15:28,101
(PANTS, GROANS)

1351
01:15:28,204 --> 01:15:30,377
- Yes, I can see the head.
- ALMUT: Wait, what?

1352
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,478
- What? Tobias?
- Shh. Erm... Sorry.

1353
01:15:32,580 --> 01:15:33,890
- Wait, no, I'm sorry, no.
- Tobias? Tobias?

1354
01:15:33,914 --> 01:15:35,394
Sorry, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1355
01:15:35,418 --> 01:15:36,460
Okay, listen to me.
You've got this.

1356
01:15:36,484 --> 01:15:37,561
- A head?
- TOBIAS: Sorry, sorry.

1357
01:15:37,585 --> 01:15:38,795
I'm gonna put you on
speakerphone.

1358
01:15:38,819 --> 01:15:39,960
Hold on one second.
Can you, can you, can you...

1359
01:15:39,984 --> 01:15:41,160
JANE: Dig deep, babe.
CASHIER: I got it.

1360
01:15:41,184 --> 01:15:42,501
- Thank you. Sorry, still here.
- OPERATOR: <i>Hello?</i>

1361
01:15:42,525 --> 01:15:43,835
Can you say
that last bit again, please?

1362
01:15:43,859 --> 01:15:45,129
<i>With each contraction,
place the palm of your hand...</i>

1363
01:15:45,153 --> 01:15:46,435
JANE: Listen,
you're doing brilliantly.

1364
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:47,625
<i>...against the vagina</i>

1365
01:15:47,727 --> 01:15:50,223
<i>and apply firm
but gentle pressure</i>

1366
01:15:50,325 --> 01:15:52,165
<i>- to keep baby's head...</i>
- To keep baby inside?

1367
01:15:52,266 --> 01:15:53,598
- No.
- No, Christ!

1368
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:55,402
<i>- No, please do not do that.</i>
- No.

1369
01:15:55,504 --> 01:15:56,810
- (ALMUT MOANS)
<i>- You do not want to keep</i>

1370
01:15:56,834 --> 01:15:58,704
<i>- the baby inside.</i>
- Right.

1371
01:15:58,806 --> 01:16:01,003
<i>You want to apply firm
but gentle pressure</i>

1372
01:16:01,105 --> 01:16:03,603
<i>to keep baby's head
from delivering too fast</i>

1373
01:16:03,705 --> 01:16:04,775
<i>and tearing.</i>

1374
01:16:04,877 --> 01:16:07,007
Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes.
Understood.

1375
01:16:07,109 --> 01:16:09,249
- Oh, my God.
<i>- Do you understand?</i>

1376
01:16:09,351 --> 01:16:10,614
Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry.

1377
01:16:10,716 --> 01:16:12,153
<i>- How is mom doing now?</i>
- (GROANS)

1378
01:16:12,255 --> 01:16:13,384
TOBIAS: How's mom doing now?

1379
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,526
Oh. Tell her it feels like

1380
01:16:14,589 --> 01:16:15,966
a huge fucking lump
between my legs.

1381
01:16:15,990 --> 01:16:17,469
She says it feels like she's
got a lump between her legs.

1382
01:16:17,493 --> 01:16:18,602
- A huge fucking lump.
- I'm sorry.

1383
01:16:18,626 --> 01:16:20,038
A huge fucking lump
between her legs.

1384
01:16:20,062 --> 01:16:21,062
Yeah. (GRUNTS)

1385
01:16:21,156 --> 01:16:22,556
<i>Is there anyone else
there with you?</i>

1386
01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:24,057
Yeah, we're actually...
I'm sorry.

1387
01:16:24,159 --> 01:16:25,443
I'm sorry,
I don't know their names.

1388
01:16:25,467 --> 01:16:26,606
- Er, Sanjaya.
- TOBIAS: Sanjaya.

1389
01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:27,631
- Jane, hi.
<i>- Hi.</i>

1390
01:16:27,733 --> 01:16:29,063
<i>Could one of you
do me a favour</i>

1391
01:16:29,165 --> 01:16:30,341
<i>- and go and make sure...
- </i> (ALMUT MOANS)

1392
01:16:30,365 --> 01:16:31,879
<i>...the front door is unlocked
and open?</i>

1393
01:16:31,903 --> 01:16:33,383
Yeah. It's a...
It's a petrol station.

1394
01:16:33,435 --> 01:16:35,735
Yeah, it's a petrol station.
You just walk straight in.

1395
01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:37,873
(GROANS LOUDLY)

1396
01:16:37,975 --> 01:16:39,776
Ooh, I can feel it,
I can feel it.

1397
01:16:39,878 --> 01:16:40,954
The head, it's coming.
It's coming.

1398
01:16:40,978 --> 01:16:43,679
- (MOANING)
- TOBIAS: Okay, here we go.

1399
01:16:43,782 --> 01:16:45,480
- Here we go.
- (ALMUT GROANS)

1400
01:16:45,582 --> 01:16:46,913
TOBIAS: Whoa-ho!

1401
01:16:47,015 --> 01:16:48,355
JANE: Lean into me. That's it.

1402
01:16:48,457 --> 01:16:49,566
There's a face!
There's a face!

1403
01:16:49,590 --> 01:16:50,790
There's a face!
I mean, a head.

1404
01:16:50,887 --> 01:16:52,259
There's a head! It's great.

1405
01:16:52,361 --> 01:16:53,470
- Head's out.
- (JANE LAUGHS)

1406
01:16:53,494 --> 01:16:54,694
- Oh, my God!
- You're amazing.

1407
01:16:54,763 --> 01:16:56,071
Yeah, she's doing great.
She is. She's doing great.

1408
01:16:56,095 --> 01:16:58,002
You're doing great.
You're doing so fucking great!

1409
01:16:58,026 --> 01:17:00,631
- (MOANS)
- TOBIAS: Oh, my God!

1410
01:17:00,733 --> 01:17:01,810
- (EXHALES)
- TOBIAS: All right, yes!

1411
01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:03,800
Got the shoulders.
Shoulders are out.

1412
01:17:03,902 --> 01:17:05,667
- (ALMUT STRAINING)
- JANE: That's it.

1413
01:17:05,769 --> 01:17:07,001
Yes. That's it. That's it.

1414
01:17:07,103 --> 01:17:09,237
- (YELPING)
- TOBIAS: Ah. Oh. She's out.

1415
01:17:09,339 --> 01:17:11,250
- TOBIAS: Yes, yes! You did it!
- Oh! Oh, my God. She is?

1416
01:17:11,274 --> 01:17:13,613
OPERATOR: <i>That's great.
That's fantastic.</i>

1417
01:17:13,715 --> 01:17:15,314
<i>Is baby crying, Dad?
Is baby breathing?</i>

1418
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:16,416
- (BABY CRYING)
- Both.

1419
01:17:16,483 --> 01:17:17,844
- Both.
- We did it!

1420
01:17:17,946 --> 01:17:19,317
- We did it!
- Wow!

1421
01:17:19,419 --> 01:17:20,655
You are incredible.

1422
01:17:20,757 --> 01:17:23,085
<i>What I need you to do now,
is get a clean towel</i>

1423
01:17:23,187 --> 01:17:25,723
<i>and gently wipe
and dry baby off, okay, Dad?</i>

1424
01:17:25,825 --> 01:17:27,626
- Yeah. Yeah.
<i>- Nose and mouth first.</i>

1425
01:17:27,728 --> 01:17:29,003
<i>- All right?</i>
- JANE: She's gorgeous.

1426
01:17:29,027 --> 01:17:30,729
TOBIAS: Yeah, okay.
JANE: She's gorgeous.

1427
01:17:30,832 --> 01:17:32,896
- Can I see her?
- TOBIAS: Yeah, she's coming.

1428
01:17:32,998 --> 01:17:34,107
Can you put that towel
underneath for me?

1429
01:17:34,131 --> 01:17:35,440
ALMUT: Can I see her?
I have to see her.

1430
01:17:35,464 --> 01:17:36,812
- She's coming. She's coming.
- Oh, my God. There she is.

1431
01:17:36,836 --> 01:17:38,539
- Thank you, Sanjaya.
- (BABY CRYING)

1432
01:17:38,641 --> 01:17:40,503
- ALMUT: Hi.
- TOBIAS: That's your mommy.

1433
01:17:40,605 --> 01:17:41,941
That's your mommy.

1434
01:17:42,043 --> 01:17:44,441
<i>I can hear her. You did say
"her", didn't you, "she"?</i>

1435
01:17:44,543 --> 01:17:46,080
Her. She. (LAUGHING)

1436
01:17:46,182 --> 01:17:48,007
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1437
01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:49,877
<i>Congratulations, Mom and Dad.</i>

1438
01:17:49,979 --> 01:17:51,881
<i>Now, I need you to make sure</i>

1439
01:17:51,983 --> 01:17:53,721
<i>baby is wrapped in a towel,
okay?</i>

1440
01:17:53,823 --> 01:17:55,529
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
<i>- Can you do that for me, Dad?</i>

1441
01:17:55,553 --> 01:17:56,556
ALMUT: Ah.

1442
01:17:56,658 --> 01:17:57,968
<i>Without pulling the cord
too tight,</i>

1443
01:17:57,992 --> 01:18:00,159
<i>I want you to put baby
in mom's arms, all right?</i>

1444
01:18:00,261 --> 01:18:01,123
Al, Al, Al.

1445
01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:02,662
<i>And I'm gonna need you
to make sure</i>

1446
01:18:02,764 --> 01:18:04,726
<i>that mom and baby
are kept warm, okay?</i>

1447
01:18:04,828 --> 01:18:06,025
- Yeah.
- ALMUT: Hi.

1448
01:18:06,128 --> 01:18:07,629
- I've got you.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

1449
01:18:07,731 --> 01:18:09,763
Oh, my God. Hi!

1450
01:18:09,865 --> 01:18:12,468
Oh, she's beautiful!

1451
01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:13,966
Thanks, Jane.

1452
01:18:14,068 --> 01:18:15,342
- (BABY CRYING)
- Shh.

1453
01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:16,844
<i>Dad, I've got some good news.</i>

1454
01:18:16,946 --> 01:18:19,540
<i>Ambulance should be with you
any minute now, all right?</i>

1455
01:18:19,642 --> 01:18:21,080
Okay.

1456
01:18:21,182 --> 01:18:22,690
<i>In the meantime, contractions
might start up again, okay...</i>

1457
01:18:22,714 --> 01:18:23,849
Do you want the... Yeah.

1458
01:18:23,951 --> 01:18:25,393
<i>...because mom's got
to deliver the placenta,</i>

1459
01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:28,486
<i>so I'm going to need you to
try and keep her nice and calm</i>

1460
01:18:28,588 --> 01:18:29,588
<i>- and warm. Okay?</i>
- Yeah.

1461
01:18:29,687 --> 01:18:30,689
Okay, I can do that.

1462
01:18:30,690 --> 01:18:32,254
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

1463
01:18:33,260 --> 01:18:34,260
Yeah.

1464
01:18:36,694 --> 01:18:38,095
(BABY COOS SOFTLY)

1465
01:18:39,995 --> 01:18:42,297
(HYDRAULIC RAMP WHIRRING)

1466
01:18:47,539 --> 01:18:48,941
(DOORS CLOSE)

1467
01:18:50,543 --> 01:18:52,307
(ENGINE STARTS)

1468
01:18:55,747 --> 01:18:57,513
(WHISPERS) Happy New Year.

1469
01:18:57,615 --> 01:18:59,418
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1470
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,555
(ALMUT INHALES SHARPLY)

1471
01:19:01,657 --> 01:19:04,121
RADIO PRESENTER:
<i>...Happy New Year...</i>

1472
01:19:06,793 --> 01:19:08,393
TOBIAS: (INHALES)
Happy New Year.

1473
01:19:08,495 --> 01:19:09,764
Happy New Year.

1474
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,298
(FIREWORKS FIZZING)

1475
01:19:21,903 --> 01:19:23,107
(MUSIC FADES)

1476
01:19:24,574 --> 01:19:28,145
DOCTOR: Not only have we been
unable to shrink the tumor,

1477
01:19:28,247 --> 01:19:31,951
but in fact the disease
seems to have metastasised.

1478
01:19:33,048 --> 01:19:34,787
Which means, I'm afraid,

1479
01:19:34,889 --> 01:19:37,154
we're still not in a position
to operate.

1480
01:19:39,159 --> 01:19:42,696
But there are plenty of
reasons to remain positive.

1481
01:19:42,799 --> 01:19:45,625
Other treatment options
are still available.

1482
01:19:45,727 --> 01:19:49,934
Failure first time around has
almost no bearing whatsoever

1483
01:19:50,036 --> 01:19:52,268
on the likelihood
of second-line success.

1484
01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:00,577
(ALMUT SIGHS)

1485
01:20:00,679 --> 01:20:01,882
It's fine. I'm fine.

1486
01:20:05,818 --> 01:20:07,847
I'm okay. It's okay, honestly.

1487
01:20:07,949 --> 01:20:09,153
(MOUTHS) Yeah.

1488
01:20:10,954 --> 01:20:13,025
It's okay not to be okay.

1489
01:20:15,363 --> 01:20:16,363
It's a lot.

1490
01:20:17,326 --> 01:20:19,427
You've been through a lot,
both of you.

1491
01:20:25,707 --> 01:20:27,803
(STOMACH GURGLES)
Gosh. Christ.

1492
01:20:27,905 --> 01:20:30,143
- Sorry.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

1493
01:20:30,246 --> 01:20:31,274
(CHUCKLES)

1494
01:20:32,677 --> 01:20:33,848
(DRAWER OPENS)

1495
01:20:35,785 --> 01:20:38,212
- Oh, my God. Are you sure?
- (TOBIAS LAUGHS)

1496
01:20:38,314 --> 01:20:40,879
Not exactly haute cuisine.
(CHUCKLES)

1497
01:20:40,982 --> 01:20:42,048
Thank you.

1498
01:20:42,150 --> 01:20:43,653
(SWEET WRAPPER RUSTLES)

1499
01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:45,288
Oh. (MOUTHS) Thanks.

1500
01:20:47,255 --> 01:20:48,896
ALMUT: What did you go for?

1501
01:20:50,398 --> 01:20:51,927
(SOFTLY) Twix.

1502
01:20:52,030 --> 01:20:53,664
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Nice.
- Yeah.

1503
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:56,101
- What about you?
- Bounty.

1504
01:20:58,037 --> 01:20:59,637
- (DOCTOR CHUCKLES)
- (TOBIAS EXHALES)

1505
01:20:59,739 --> 01:21:02,976
When in Rome. (CHUCKLES)

1506
01:21:20,594 --> 01:21:21,962
Meant to ask, erm...

1507
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:25,761
I have a feeling my 4:00
is gonna overrun.

1508
01:21:25,863 --> 01:21:27,264
I don't suppose

1509
01:21:27,366 --> 01:21:29,570
there's any chance you might
be able to do pick-up?

1510
01:21:29,672 --> 01:21:31,037
Erm, only if
you have the time.

1511
01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:35,404
- Definitely.
- Thank you. That'd be great.

1512
01:21:37,576 --> 01:21:38,638
Pleasure.

1513
01:21:40,044 --> 01:21:42,444
(CROWD CHEERING OVER SPEAKER)

1514
01:21:57,228 --> 01:21:59,431
SIMON: Okay, so that is
15 minutes over.

1515
01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:00,533
(SOFTLY) Fuck.

1516
01:22:13,777 --> 01:22:15,015
Sixteen.

1517
01:22:15,948 --> 01:22:18,046
Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop.

1518
01:22:18,148 --> 01:22:19,308
It's fucked. It's... We're...

1519
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:20,865
We're still far
too fucking slow on the prep.

1520
01:22:20,889 --> 01:22:22,199
And this whole
sous vide situation

1521
01:22:22,223 --> 01:22:23,995
- is fucking killing us!
- All right. All right. Easy.

1522
01:22:24,019 --> 01:22:25,021
Let's take five.

1523
01:22:25,123 --> 01:22:26,323
No, I don't wanna
take a break.

1524
01:22:26,425 --> 01:22:27,865
I don't wanna take five.
I wanna go back to the start.

1525
01:22:27,889 --> 01:22:29,974
I need to look at the plans.
I need to look at the timings.

1526
01:22:29,998 --> 01:22:31,558
I need to figure this shit
the fuck out.

1527
01:22:32,028 --> 01:22:34,001
Sick of this shit!

1528
01:22:41,709 --> 01:22:43,943
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1529
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,676
<i>Yeah, you're right.
Let's take a break.</i>

1530
01:22:45,778 --> 01:22:46,876
<i>Let's take five.</i>

1531
01:22:46,978 --> 01:22:48,642
(SIREN WAILING FAINTLY)

1532
01:22:49,814 --> 01:22:50,985
(MOANS SOFTLY)

1533
01:22:51,619 --> 01:22:53,647
(GAGS, RETCHES)

1534
01:22:58,393 --> 01:22:59,393
(GROANS)

1535
01:23:01,158 --> 01:23:03,228
- (GAGS)
- (OPENS BOTTLE)

1536
01:23:10,372 --> 01:23:11,764
(INHALES)

1537
01:23:21,879 --> 01:23:23,776
(RAIN PATTERING)

1538
01:23:26,282 --> 01:23:28,451
(CROWD CHEERING ON SPEAKER)

1539
01:23:41,768 --> 01:23:43,334
(IMPLEMENTS CLATTER)

1540
01:23:46,135 --> 01:23:47,305
Right, what's next?

1541
01:23:48,138 --> 01:23:49,840
- Octopus?
- SIMON: Yep.

1542
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,474
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)

1543
01:24:10,492 --> 01:24:11,732
TOBIAS:
Where the hell were you?

1544
01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:16,531
You said you were gonna

1545
01:24:16,532 --> 01:24:18,092
- do pick-up.
- I was in the restaurant.

1546
01:24:21,203 --> 01:24:23,374
- Oh, my God.
- No.

1547
01:24:23,476 --> 01:24:25,704
You weren't in the restaurant,
cos I spoke to Skye.

1548
01:24:25,807 --> 01:24:27,291
She didn't know where the hell
you were either.

1549
01:24:27,315 --> 01:24:29,155
Was everything okay
with the... With the pick-up?

1550
01:24:29,179 --> 01:24:30,447
No, not particularly.

1551
01:24:33,350 --> 01:24:34,550
(CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY)
Jesus.

1552
01:24:37,424 --> 01:24:39,585
I was this close to calling
round A&E departments.

1553
01:24:39,687 --> 01:24:41,524
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

1554
01:24:46,468 --> 01:24:47,468
Erm...

1555
01:24:55,703 --> 01:24:58,376
I'm in training
for the Bocuse d'Or.

1556
01:25:05,486 --> 01:25:06,486
Hmm.

1557
01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:09,993
- Beg your pardon?
- Not... Not the final.

1558
01:25:10,054 --> 01:25:11,054
Just the Euros.

1559
01:25:11,123 --> 01:25:13,754
We, erm... We won the UK heat.

1560
01:25:15,024 --> 01:25:16,830
How long?

1561
01:25:16,932 --> 01:25:18,726
- Huh?
- How long have you been

1562
01:25:18,828 --> 01:25:21,099
prioritising fucking cooking
instead of getting better?

1563
01:25:21,201 --> 01:25:23,103
Er, the UK heat
was back in October

1564
01:25:23,205 --> 01:25:26,006
and the, er, Euro qualifiers
are coming up soon.

1565
01:25:26,108 --> 01:25:28,806
Do... Do the hospital know?
Did they, erm...

1566
01:25:28,908 --> 01:25:31,442
Did you... Please.

1567
01:25:33,079 --> 01:25:34,156
Please. Please tell me that...

1568
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:36,214
That they, erm,
and that you...

1569
01:25:36,316 --> 01:25:38,180
What difference does it make
if they know?

1570
01:25:38,282 --> 01:25:41,815
Oh, grow up, will you, Almut?

1571
01:25:42,954 --> 01:25:44,554
You have cancer.

1572
01:25:45,452 --> 01:25:46,519
You have cancer, Al.

1573
01:25:46,621 --> 01:25:49,127
No, you grow up,
you fucking dick.

1574
01:25:49,229 --> 01:25:52,525
The difference
this could make is...

1575
01:25:52,627 --> 01:25:55,202
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
It's vast.

1576
01:25:56,103 --> 01:25:57,864
Why?
Why are you taking the risk?

1577
01:25:59,207 --> 01:26:02,008
- Isn't it obvious?
- No, actually, it's not.

1578
01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:03,384
- Not to me.
- I'm... I'm not exactly

1579
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:06,146
gonna get the chance again,
am I?

1580
01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:08,059
What is that supposed to mean?
In what reality...

1581
01:26:08,083 --> 01:26:10,148
It means I'm not
particularly interested

1582
01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:12,144
in dying with fuck all
to show for it.

1583
01:26:12,246 --> 01:26:15,286
Oh, okay.

1584
01:26:15,388 --> 01:26:17,418
So we're not...
We're not enough for you?

1585
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,660
Is that...
Is that what it is?

1586
01:26:19,762 --> 01:26:21,023
(LAUGHS SARDONICALLY)

1587
01:26:21,125 --> 01:26:22,963
Award-winning chef

1588
01:26:23,065 --> 01:26:25,657
cum-former
figure-skating nutcase...

1589
01:26:25,759 --> 01:26:27,228
No, now
you're just being mean.

1590
01:26:27,330 --> 01:26:29,168
No, no, no. No, I'm not.

1591
01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:31,107
I'm... I'm honestly...
I'm trying to understand

1592
01:26:31,131 --> 01:26:36,374
what it is that motivates
an otherwise perfectly sane...

1593
01:26:36,476 --> 01:26:39,210
Of course you factor
into my thinking, you fuck!

1594
01:26:39,312 --> 01:26:40,843
Okay, so, then,
I don't understand.

1595
01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:42,048
I'm sorry.

1596
01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:43,457
But, I really...
Honest to God, I don't.

1597
01:26:43,481 --> 01:26:45,649
Maybe... I mean, Jesus!
(WHIMPERS)

1598
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:47,684
I mean,
did it ever occur to you

1599
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:50,752
that maybe I don't wanna just
be someone's dead fucking mom?

1600
01:26:52,486 --> 01:26:54,227
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1601
01:26:54,329 --> 01:26:56,324
I mean, at this point
nothing terrifies me more

1602
01:26:56,426 --> 01:26:58,098
than the thought of having her

1603
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:01,266
having nothing whatsoever
to remember me by.

1604
01:27:01,369 --> 01:27:03,103
And it's like there's this...
This bit of me

1605
01:27:03,205 --> 01:27:05,069
that is fucking desperate
for her to know

1606
01:27:05,171 --> 01:27:06,504
that I didn't just give up.

1607
01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:09,837
And wouldn't it be
quite the thing

1608
01:27:09,939 --> 01:27:13,078
if maybe one day she decided
to look back on this time,

1609
01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:14,808
she actually chose
to look back

1610
01:27:14,910 --> 01:27:18,752
on this entire godforsaken
episode and thought,

1611
01:27:18,854 --> 01:27:21,182
"Wow, that's my mom"?

1612
01:27:21,284 --> 01:27:22,883
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1613
01:27:26,189 --> 01:27:27,360
I don't...

1614
01:27:28,856 --> 01:27:31,592
I don't want my relationship
with Ella

1615
01:27:31,694 --> 01:27:34,932
to be solely defined
by my decline.

1616
01:27:35,034 --> 01:27:37,833
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1617
01:27:38,235 --> 01:27:39,572
(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

1618
01:27:39,674 --> 01:27:40,674
(PANTS)

1619
01:27:42,503 --> 01:27:43,970
(GROANS, SNIFFLES)

1620
01:27:51,383 --> 01:27:52,812
Or maybe
I actually just can't bear

1621
01:27:52,914 --> 01:27:54,915
the thought
of being forgotten. (SNIFFLES)

1622
01:27:57,454 --> 01:27:58,985
I'm not sure which is worse.

1623
01:28:04,898 --> 01:28:06,696
(CHAIR DRAGS)

1624
01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:12,306
(STIFLES SOB)

1625
01:28:15,903 --> 01:28:18,744
Wanting us to remember
your achievements

1626
01:28:18,846 --> 01:28:19,846
is one thing.

1627
01:28:21,812 --> 01:28:24,450
Wanting us to somehow remember
your achievements

1628
01:28:24,552 --> 01:28:26,551
that we have absolutely
no fucking knowledge of...

1629
01:28:26,653 --> 01:28:29,188
Okay, I get it, I fucked up.
I fucked up. Please stop.

1630
01:28:29,290 --> 01:28:31,457
Please.
Please stop going on about it.

1631
01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:34,394
(SNIFFLES)

1632
01:28:35,389 --> 01:28:37,089
(EXHALES)

1633
01:28:39,163 --> 01:28:40,334
When is it?

1634
01:28:43,036 --> 01:28:44,797
(SIGHS) The thing?

1635
01:28:44,899 --> 01:28:47,869
The European qualifying,
what... Whatever?

1636
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:52,412
June.

1637
01:28:53,407 --> 01:28:54,612
June?

1638
01:29:01,922 --> 01:29:03,951
June the, erm...

1639
01:29:05,621 --> 01:29:07,394
It's the 5th and 6th of June.

1640
01:29:09,292 --> 01:29:10,991
(CHUCKLES)

1641
01:29:13,835 --> 01:29:16,633
Oh, right.

1642
01:29:16,735 --> 01:29:19,637
- (CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY)
- I'm so sorry, Tobias.

1643
01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:23,272
- (SIGHS)
- I am.

1644
01:29:23,374 --> 01:29:25,544
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

1645
01:29:29,510 --> 01:29:30,912
(TOBIAS SIGHS)

1646
01:29:42,030 --> 01:29:43,628
(GATE LOCK CLICKS OPEN)

1647
01:29:53,072 --> 01:29:54,771
(RUSTLING)

1648
01:30:04,115 --> 01:30:05,518
(SIGHING)

1649
01:30:20,494 --> 01:30:21,699
(EXHALES)

1650
01:30:24,666 --> 01:30:26,599
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

1651
01:30:26,701 --> 01:30:28,607
(SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1652
01:31:13,349 --> 01:31:15,555
(PANTING)

1653
01:31:46,516 --> 01:31:48,720
(CONTINUES PANTING)

1654
01:32:02,565 --> 01:32:03,801
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

1655
01:32:11,772 --> 01:32:13,140
Aerodynamic, innit?

1656
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:24,324
(CROWD CHEERING)

1657
01:32:24,426 --> 01:32:26,725
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN
IN HALL)

1658
01:32:28,425 --> 01:32:29,596
(DOOR CLOSES)

1659
01:32:32,262 --> 01:32:34,407
(IN ENGLISH) Chef, I think
I might be about to throw up.

1660
01:32:34,431 --> 01:32:35,998
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1661
01:32:37,199 --> 01:32:39,203
Oh, shit. Erm, do you...
Do you have a buck...

1662
01:32:39,305 --> 01:32:40,265
Can I have a bucket?

1663
01:32:40,267 --> 01:32:42,609
- Like a cup, or...
- (SIMON SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1664
01:32:43,609 --> 01:32:44,647
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, there you go.

1665
01:32:44,671 --> 01:32:46,206
(RETCHES)

1666
01:32:48,609 --> 01:32:50,584
Okay.

1667
01:32:55,718 --> 01:32:57,283
(ALMUT SPEAKS ITALIAN)

1668
01:32:59,060 --> 01:33:00,291
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1669
01:33:00,393 --> 01:33:02,295
- Better?
<i>- Oui,</i> Chef.

1670
01:33:02,397 --> 01:33:05,431
- (SNICKERS)
- (CHUCKLES, EXHALES)

1671
01:33:05,533 --> 01:33:08,066
Sometimes, Chef,
inside just wants out.

1672
01:33:08,168 --> 01:33:09,563
(BOTH LAUGH)

1673
01:33:09,665 --> 01:33:10,699
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1674
01:33:10,801 --> 01:33:12,297
JADE: Yeah.
ALMUT: Let's do it.

1675
01:33:12,399 --> 01:33:13,782
- (MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- (CROWD CHEERING)

1676
01:33:13,806 --> 01:33:16,441
<i>(LEVELS</i> BY AVICII
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)

1677
01:33:16,543 --> 01:33:20,108
<i>♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪</i>

1678
01:33:21,442 --> 01:33:25,917
<i>♪ Get a feeling that I never
Never knew before ♪</i>

1679
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:28,913
<i>♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪</i>

1680
01:33:29,015 --> 01:33:31,383
<i>♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪</i>

1681
01:33:32,921 --> 01:33:35,090
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1682
01:33:36,897 --> 01:33:38,924
(IN ENGLISH) <i>Please welcome
the United Kingdom,</i>

1683
01:33:39,026 --> 01:33:40,632
<i>Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim.</i>

1684
01:33:40,734 --> 01:33:43,269
<i>Come on, England!
I can't hear you!</i>

1685
01:33:43,371 --> 01:33:44,480
FEMALE HOST: <i>Impressive start</i>

1686
01:33:44,504 --> 01:33:45,900
<i>with a plate presentation.</i>

1687
01:33:46,002 --> 01:33:47,471
MALE HOST:
<i>Please welcome Norway.</i>

1688
01:33:47,574 --> 01:33:49,471
<i>Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen.</i>

1689
01:33:49,573 --> 01:33:51,909
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1690
01:33:57,715 --> 01:33:59,312
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1691
01:34:02,384 --> 01:34:04,353
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (IN ENGLISH)
Come on, you Brits!

1692
01:34:04,455 --> 01:34:06,022
(CROWD CHEERING)

1693
01:34:08,492 --> 01:34:09,492
(SONG FADES)

1694
01:34:09,562 --> 01:34:11,527
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1695
01:34:11,629 --> 01:34:12,629
(IN ENGLISH) Ready, go.

1696
01:34:12,699 --> 01:34:14,828
- (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING)
- Here we go.

1697
01:34:14,930 --> 01:34:16,697
FEMALE HOST: <i>United Kingdom.</i>

1698
01:34:16,799 --> 01:34:19,035
- (KLAXON BLARES)
<i>- Start!</i>

1699
01:34:20,769 --> 01:34:22,874
(WHISKING CONTINUES)

1700
01:34:28,108 --> 01:34:30,277
(CONTESTANT SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1701
01:34:34,784 --> 01:34:36,017
TOBIAS: That's your mom.

1702
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,289
MAN 1: Team UK! Team UK!
WOMAN 1: Go on, Team UK!

1703
01:34:38,391 --> 01:34:39,391
MAN 2: Come on, GB!

1704
01:34:39,458 --> 01:34:41,459
(FOOD SIZZLING)

1705
01:34:41,561 --> 01:34:43,928
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1706
01:34:45,559 --> 01:34:47,759
- (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
- (WOMAN 2 SHOUTS IN CROWD)

1707
01:34:47,829 --> 01:34:49,302
(SPEAKS NORWEGIAN)

1708
01:34:49,404 --> 01:34:51,936
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1709
01:34:58,510 --> 01:34:59,609
(TIMER BEEPING)

1710
01:34:59,711 --> 01:35:01,473
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1711
01:35:04,951 --> 01:35:05,958
SIMON: (IN ENGLISH)
Okay, let's get them out.

1712
01:35:05,982 --> 01:35:07,446
ALMUT: Yeah, yeah,
yeah, coming.

1713
01:35:08,684 --> 01:35:10,119
Here we go.

1714
01:35:12,153 --> 01:35:14,152
- WAITER: Thank you.
- Well done.

1715
01:35:14,254 --> 01:35:16,796
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- SIMON: Good.

1716
01:35:17,764 --> 01:35:20,428
TOBIAS: Let's go, mom!
Let's go, Almut!

1717
01:35:20,531 --> 01:35:21,966
(WHOOPING)

1718
01:35:29,806 --> 01:35:31,870
- (TIMER BEEPING)
- (GROANS)

1719
01:35:31,972 --> 01:35:33,808
(TRUMPETS SOUNDING)

1720
01:35:33,910 --> 01:35:36,079
(MALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1721
01:35:37,211 --> 01:35:38,950
(WOMAN 3 CHEERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1722
01:35:42,852 --> 01:35:44,054
TOBIAS: (IN ENGLISH) Whoa.

1723
01:35:47,759 --> 01:35:49,427
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1724
01:35:49,529 --> 01:35:51,196
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1725
01:35:51,298 --> 01:35:53,063
(CROWD CHEERING)

1726
01:35:55,534 --> 01:35:57,232
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1727
01:36:00,741 --> 01:36:02,201
MAN 3: (IN ENGLISH)
Go, go, go...

1728
01:36:02,303 --> 01:36:04,773
FEMALE HOST:
<i>Team United Kingdom,</i>

1729
01:36:04,875 --> 01:36:07,341
<i>thirty seconds to finish.</i>

1730
01:36:07,443 --> 01:36:10,784
- (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
- TOBIAS: Let's go, Almut!

1731
01:36:14,453 --> 01:36:16,383
(GROANS, WINCES)

1732
01:36:17,926 --> 01:36:19,503
WOMAN 4: Keep going!
MAN 4: Down to the wire, guys!

1733
01:36:19,527 --> 01:36:21,058
Couple more seconds. Come on!

1734
01:36:27,933 --> 01:36:30,568
FEMALE HOST:
<i>Ten, nine, eight...</i>

1735
01:36:30,670 --> 01:36:34,335
CROWD: Seven, six, five, four,

1736
01:36:34,803 --> 01:36:37,509
three, two, one.

1737
01:36:37,612 --> 01:36:39,940
- Yes! All right!
- (BELL GONGS)

1738
01:36:40,042 --> 01:36:41,106
- SIMON: All right?
- Yeah.

1739
01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:42,711
- Yeah. Yeah.
- TOBIAS: Yeah.

1740
01:36:42,813 --> 01:36:45,280
SIMON: One, two, three.

1741
01:36:45,382 --> 01:36:47,298
- FEMALE HOST: <i>United Kingdom!</i>
- Well done, well done.

1742
01:36:47,322 --> 01:36:48,621
(MUTTERS, LAUGHS)

1743
01:36:48,723 --> 01:36:51,189
(TRUMPETS PLAYING
<i>OH WHEN THE SAINTS)</i>

1744
01:36:51,291 --> 01:36:53,090
(SIGHS)

1745
01:36:54,287 --> 01:36:57,094
(FEMALE HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1746
01:37:01,997 --> 01:37:04,062
She did it. She did it.

1747
01:37:04,164 --> 01:37:06,239
(MUSIC TURNS HEARTWARMING)

1748
01:37:06,341 --> 01:37:08,369
(EXHALES, SOBS)

1749
01:37:12,511 --> 01:37:13,979
I did it. (SOBS)

1750
01:37:17,450 --> 01:37:18,450
(CHEERING FADES)

1751
01:37:18,551 --> 01:37:19,919
(MOUTHS) Amazing.

1752
01:37:20,817 --> 01:37:22,086
(MOUTHS) I love you.

1753
01:37:24,623 --> 01:37:26,851
(INHALES, EXHALES)

1754
01:37:26,953 --> 01:37:28,459
(EXHALES)

1755
01:37:28,561 --> 01:37:30,556
(MUSIC TURNS GENTLE)

1756
01:38:00,294 --> 01:38:01,294
Chef?

1757
01:38:06,598 --> 01:38:07,626
(SNIFFLES)

1758
01:38:22,581 --> 01:38:23,581
(SNIFFLES)

1759
01:38:26,652 --> 01:38:28,251
(ALMUT EXHALES)

1760
01:38:30,858 --> 01:38:32,955
I'll see you soon, Chef.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1761
01:38:33,057 --> 01:38:35,159
(GENTLE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1762
01:38:42,470 --> 01:38:44,465
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1763
01:38:48,135 --> 01:38:50,339
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1764
01:39:06,791 --> 01:39:09,259
(IN ENGLISH) Oh. Hi.

1765
01:39:14,797 --> 01:39:16,002
Come on.

1766
01:39:22,937 --> 01:39:24,109
Let's go.

1767
01:39:24,843 --> 01:39:26,243
(ALMUT, TOBIAS LAUGH)

1768
01:39:36,152 --> 01:39:38,519
ALMUT: <i>Ready? And we're off.</i>

1769
01:39:42,330 --> 01:39:43,623
Turning.

1770
01:39:45,933 --> 01:39:47,732
(ALMUT IMITATES
MECHANICAL WHINING)

1771
01:39:47,834 --> 01:39:49,464
- (LAUGHING)
- It's good.

1772
01:39:51,670 --> 01:39:52,670
It's good.

1773
01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:56,141
(GASPS) Ooh.

1774
01:39:57,278 --> 01:39:58,208
Ooh!

1775
01:39:58,209 --> 01:40:01,479
(ALMUT IMITATES
ENGINE STUTTERING)

1776
01:40:01,581 --> 01:40:03,044
(ALMUT LAUGHS)

1777
01:40:03,146 --> 01:40:05,348
- Okay. Watch mommy.
- Okay.

1778
01:40:08,986 --> 01:40:10,155
TOBIAS: There she goes.

1779
01:40:11,459 --> 01:40:13,291
Bye, mommy!

1780
01:40:13,393 --> 01:40:14,393
Bye!

1781
01:40:19,029 --> 01:40:21,562
(SKATES SCRAPING ON ICE)

1782
01:40:38,749 --> 01:40:39,749
Mwah!

1783
01:41:00,772 --> 01:41:01,833
(MUSIC FADES)

1784
01:41:02,809 --> 01:41:04,242
(BIRDS CHIRPING FAINTLY)

1785
01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:20,560
TOBIAS: Okay.

1786
01:41:22,389 --> 01:41:23,863
- (DOG PANTING)
- Okay.

1787
01:41:23,965 --> 01:41:25,395
Let's put them on the table, yeah?

1788
01:41:26,898 --> 01:41:28,468
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1789
01:41:28,570 --> 01:41:29,964
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1790
01:41:30,066 --> 01:41:31,566
Cos it's egg time.

1791
01:41:33,304 --> 01:41:35,199
- Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry.
- (HENS CLUCKING)

1792
01:41:35,301 --> 01:41:36,472
How's that look?

1793
01:41:37,107 --> 01:41:38,369
- Good?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1794
01:41:38,471 --> 01:41:40,239
- In the basket.
- Yep.

1795
01:41:40,341 --> 01:41:42,278
In the basket, please.

1796
01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,575
Check that one for me, please,
egg-checker.

1797
01:41:44,677 --> 01:41:46,111
How many eggs do you want, darling?

1798
01:41:46,213 --> 01:41:47,483
ELLA: Five.

1799
01:41:47,585 --> 01:41:49,754
TOBIAS: You can have as many
as you want. Five is good.

1800
01:41:49,856 --> 01:41:51,220
- ELLA: Yep.
- Yep.

1801
01:41:51,322 --> 01:41:53,857
- Oh, yeah, check that.
- ELLA: Yep. Yep.

1802
01:41:53,959 --> 01:41:56,129
(TOBIAS WHISTLES MERRILY)

1803
01:41:58,525 --> 01:42:01,629
One, two, jump. What a jump!

1804
01:42:02,129 --> 01:42:03,334
(EXHALES)

1805
01:42:04,002 --> 01:42:05,831
Okay, do you remember

1806
01:42:07,138 --> 01:42:09,341
the best way to crack an egg?

1807
01:42:09,944 --> 01:42:11,606
Always on a flat surface, yeah?

1808
01:42:13,475 --> 01:42:15,247
- ELLA: Yeah.
- And then in there.

1809
01:42:16,576 --> 01:42:17,621
(SOFTLY) That goes in there.

1810
01:42:17,645 --> 01:42:19,783
- (EGG SPLATS IN BOWL)
- You want to try?

1811
01:42:19,885 --> 01:42:21,646
(EGGSHELL CRACKING)

1812
01:42:21,748 --> 01:42:23,030
(WHISPERS)
You got it. You got it.

1813
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:24,322
Open that a bit there.

1814
01:42:25,686 --> 01:42:28,053
- Ah, yeah, you did it.
- (LAUGHING)

1815
01:42:28,156 --> 01:42:29,558
(CHUCKLES)

1816
01:42:32,599 --> 01:42:33,599
Stop.

1817
01:42:35,536 --> 01:42:36,631
Perfect.

1818
01:42:39,035 --> 01:42:40,136
ELLA: No shells.

1819
01:42:40,238 --> 01:42:41,768
TOBIAS: (LAUGHS)
There's no shells?

1820
01:42:43,107 --> 01:42:44,842
- Okay, so next...
- Yeah?

1821
01:42:44,944 --> 01:42:46,938
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1822
01:42:59,420 --> 01:43:01,425
- Bye-bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1823
01:43:03,490 --> 01:43:05,858
- Bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1824
01:43:07,428 --> 01:43:09,928
- Bye-bye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1825
01:43:11,102 --> 01:43:13,305
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1826
01:44:05,293 --> 01:44:07,458
<i>(I'M ON YOUR TEAM</i>
BY ROMY & SAMPHA PLAYING)

1827
01:44:18,435 --> 01:44:23,239
ROMY: <i>♪ My defense is down ♪</i>

1828
01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:27,346
<i>♪ I want you to surround me ♪</i>

1829
01:44:28,883 --> 01:44:32,812
<i>♪ Anytime I go out ♪</i>

1830
01:44:32,914 --> 01:44:37,521
<i>♪ You're still the only sound
that I hear ♪</i>

1831
01:44:38,622 --> 01:44:42,790
<i>♪ You've taken me
to higher ground ♪</i>

1832
01:44:44,460 --> 01:44:47,828
<i>♪ I'm never coming down ♪</i>

1833
01:44:49,235 --> 01:44:53,272
<i>♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪</i>

1834
01:44:53,374 --> 01:44:57,838
<i>♪ It's like
there's no one else around ♪</i>

1835
01:44:59,112 --> 01:45:03,643
ROMY AND SAMPHA: <i>♪ And I ♪</i>

1836
01:45:03,745 --> 01:45:08,354
<i>♪ Hope the way
I feel tonight ♪</i>

1837
01:45:09,087 --> 01:45:12,085
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1838
01:45:12,188 --> 01:45:14,089
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1839
01:45:14,191 --> 01:45:15,955
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1840
01:45:19,262 --> 01:45:22,194
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1841
01:45:22,297 --> 01:45:24,198
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1842
01:45:24,300 --> 01:45:26,372
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1843
01:45:29,936 --> 01:45:34,741
SAMPHA:
<i>♪ I know it gets hard ♪</i>

1844
01:45:34,844 --> 01:45:38,246
<i>♪ We both know
we're still learning ♪</i>

1845
01:45:38,348 --> 01:45:40,117
<i>♪ Still learning ♪</i>

1846
01:45:40,219 --> 01:45:44,585
<i>♪ Let your troubles out ♪</i>

1847
01:45:44,687 --> 01:45:48,790
<i>♪ They will never
be a burden ♪</i>

1848
01:45:50,164 --> 01:45:54,631
<i>♪ You put your trust in me ♪</i>

1849
01:45:55,763 --> 01:45:59,999
<i>♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪</i>

1850
01:46:00,667 --> 01:46:04,443
<i>♪ All I ever need ♪</i>

1851
01:46:05,543 --> 01:46:09,712
<i>♪ Is right under
your surface ♪</i>

1852
01:46:10,678 --> 01:46:15,319
ROMY AND SAMPHA: <i>♪ And I ♪</i>

1853
01:46:15,421 --> 01:46:19,788
<i>♪ Hope the way
I feel tonight ♪</i>

1854
01:46:20,521 --> 01:46:23,728
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1855
01:46:23,831 --> 01:46:25,457
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1856
01:46:25,559 --> 01:46:27,697
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1857
01:46:30,971 --> 01:46:33,969
<i>♪ Is the way I ♪</i>

1858
01:46:34,072 --> 01:46:35,907
<i>♪ Feel ♪</i>

1859
01:46:36,009 --> 01:46:37,806
<i>♪ For life ♪</i>

1860
01:46:43,083 --> 01:46:45,179
SAMPHA: <i>♪ Listen to me ♪</i>

1861
01:46:45,281 --> 01:46:47,649
<i>♪ Oh, me ♪</i>

1862
01:46:47,752 --> 01:46:51,655
<i>♪ There's something
I've not told you ♪</i>

1863
01:46:53,192 --> 01:46:55,322
<i>♪ I'm on your team ♪</i>

1864
01:46:55,424 --> 01:46:57,559
<i>♪ Your team ♪</i>

1865
01:46:57,661 --> 01:47:01,929
<i>♪ But I can't
always coach you ♪</i>

1866
01:47:03,236 --> 01:47:05,805
<i>♪ There's no in-between ♪</i>

1867
01:47:05,907 --> 01:47:08,238
<i>♪ Between ♪</i>

1868
01:47:08,340 --> 01:47:12,445
<i>♪ I want the truth only ♪</i>

1869
01:47:15,612 --> 01:47:19,749
<i>♪ Could you love me wholly ♪</i>

1870
01:47:27,657 --> 01:47:32,364
ROMY: <i>♪ I know it gets hard ♪</i>

1871
01:47:32,467 --> 01:47:35,966
<i>♪ We both know
we're still learning ♪</i>

1872
01:47:36,068 --> 01:47:37,068
(MUSIC FADES)