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- [mouse clicking]
- [keyboard clacking]
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[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
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[AOL voice, on speakers]
Welcome. You've got mail.
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[mouse clicking]
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[on speakers]
We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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[messages chime]
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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- in this country
- [keyboard clacking]
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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['90s electronic dance
music playing]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[chimes]
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- [keyboard clacking]
- [chimes]
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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- [keyboard clacking]
- [chimes]
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[video game sounds]
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[girl] Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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[boy] Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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[music continues playing]
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[chimes]
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"XOXO".
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[keyboard clacking]
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What are you doing for NYE?
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[messages chime]
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[Robin]
Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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[Howard] That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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- [Howard] Hey, Robin.
- [kisses]
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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- It's about Enron.
- [music continues playing]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[music fades out]
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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[snaps fingers]
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- [grunts]
- Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
[panting]
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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- [chuckles]
- [dance music playing on TV]
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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[both panting]
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[trainer] 3, 2, 3, 4.
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[music fades out]
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[Danny] Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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[sighs] Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- [Danny] Blow harder.
- [Eli] I am blowing.
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[blowing]
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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['90s rock music playing
on speakers]
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[Danny] Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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- [computer beeps]
- [gasps] We got nip.
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[Eli] She is so mature.
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[Danny] Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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[man, on radio] Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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[man] And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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[groovy rock music playing
on speakers]
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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- [chuckles]
- [doorbell chimes]
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[Eli] Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
[chuckles]
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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[both chuckle]
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But, um...
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- Yo.
- [door shuts]
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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[chuckling]
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[meditation music playing]
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[sizzling]
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[Garrett] E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- [Garrett] D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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[sizzling]
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[exhales]
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[coughing]
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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[indistinct echoing]
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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[echoing] But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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[distorting] the American
Revolution. [chuckles]
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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- [sizzling]
- [distortion and echoing ends]
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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[chuckling]
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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[Farkas] Oh, shit!
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[softly] Oh, shit.
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- It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
- [boys laughing]
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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[Farkas] What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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- What'd you just say?
- [boys laughing]
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[boy] Fuck him up, Farkas.
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[Farkas] You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- [Ash] Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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[boys laughing]
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[boys howling]
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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- [beatboxing]
- Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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[rapping]
♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
255
00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:27,538
♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
256
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,500
♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
257
00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:31,474
♪ Coming out your asses ♪
258
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,538
[bullies exclaiming, laughing]
259
00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:34,640
[boy] Yes!
260
00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:36,081
[Farkas] Fuck yeah.
261
00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:37,108
Wack-ass bitch.
262
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,014
[Eli] He's actually
a decent rapper.
263
00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:43,346
- Fruit chewy cookies.
- [door opens]
264
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,449
- [doorbell chimes]
- [softly] Oh, shit, dude.
265
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,087
[doorbell chimes]
266
00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:51,389
- RoxyGurl.
- [indistinct chatter]
267
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,033
[whispering]
Talk to her, dude.
268
00:11:56,602 --> 00:11:57,733
- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
269
00:11:57,835 --> 00:11:59,667
God is fucking
smiling down on you.
270
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,536
- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
271
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,705
You're being a bitch.
272
00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,471
You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
273
00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:05,905
Hey, Laura.
274
00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,541
- [Laura] Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
275
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,275
What's up, y'all?
276
00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:11,578
Go Crusaders.
277
00:12:12,047 --> 00:12:14,181
I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
278
00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,053
- What?
- Are we doing this?
279
00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,350
I got lookout.
280
00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:19,989
[scoffs]
281
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,261
What's up, dude?
282
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:25,790
Feliz año nuevo.
283
00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:27,828
Gracias, amiga.
284
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,299
- [chuckles]
- Uh, 2000, though.
285
00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,635
- Crazy.
- Right?
286
00:12:30,737 --> 00:12:32,663
Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
287
00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:33,868
Totally.
288
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,872
Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
289
00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:38,671
new or better internet
at Crawford today,
290
00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,339
and I was all like,
291
00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:41,909
"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
292
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,743
in AP Computer Science
next year."
293
00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:45,512
[chuckles] Finally, right?
294
00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:47,117
DSL at last.
295
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,954
I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
296
00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:51,817
kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
297
00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:52,886
[man] No perishables?
298
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,720
- Fuck me I guess.
- [door opens]
299
00:12:54,822 --> 00:12:56,155
Um, so just getting
300
00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:57,656
- a couple of cans of Surge?
- [door shuts]
301
00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:59,462
Deli meats?
302
00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:01,096
It's top secret actually.
303
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,598
- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
304
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,928
Could use some backup.
305
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,363
No, that's illegal.
306
00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:07,839
[in British accent]
Naughty, naughty girl.
307
00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:13,673
[indistinct chatter]
308
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,340
- [whispering] Fuck her.
- [Laura] Anyways, uh,
309
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,010
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
310
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,444
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
311
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:21,352
Chris Kulhken?
312
00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:22,679
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
313
00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:27,790
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
314
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:31,095
Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
315
00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:32,626
Oh, wow.
316
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,027
Um... You okay?
317
00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,930
[Laura] Just gonna
take some time
318
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,869
- and focus on me.
- [kids giggling]
319
00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,566
- You suck at lookout, bitch.
- [bottles clinking]
320
00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:41,769
See ya.
321
00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,467
['90s pop rock song playing]
322
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:49,542
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
323
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,375
[laughter]
324
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:57,147
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
325
00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:01,420
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
326
00:14:01,955 --> 00:14:03,386
♪ And I'll... ♪
327
00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,690
- [music continues on speakers]
- [sighs]
328
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,866
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
329
00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,134
[Larry] Everything
is perfectly normal.
330
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:15,900
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
331
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,106
This is pathetic.
332
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,603
Our parents are having fun
right now.
333
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,805
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
334
00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:25,311
We could be at a party
right now.
335
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,313
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
336
00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:30,083
[sighs] Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
337
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,623
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
338
00:14:32,725 --> 00:14:34,690
[sighs]
That is such an excuse.
339
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,956
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
340
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,520
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
341
00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:40,131
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
342
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,026
Yeah?
343
00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:42,967
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
344
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,068
Yeah?
345
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,202
Would a pussy do this?
346
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,637
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
347
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,374
Thanks. Whew.
348
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,640
[pants]
349
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:54,671
Damn, dude.
350
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,550
[groaning, inhales]
351
00:14:59,786 --> 00:15:01,113
[groans]
Get over here, motherfucker.
352
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,350
Open up. Take a swig.
[exclaims]
353
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,652
[gags]
354
00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:06,651
[coughs, retching]
355
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,993
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
356
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,695
- [breathing heavily]
- I say let's do it.
357
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,325
I say let's go to the party.
358
00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:16,163
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
359
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,969
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
360
00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:22,006
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
361
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,575
[inhales, exhales]
362
00:15:24,677 --> 00:15:25,977
Maybe it's the booze talking.
363
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,078
But...
364
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,010
fuck it, dude!
365
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,748
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
366
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,351
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
367
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,418
Fuck it! Let's go!
368
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,780
My boy's en fuego.
369
00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:38,588
[grunting]
370
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,057
Let's go to the party.
371
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:41,558
- [dance rock music playing]
- ♪ I get knocked down ♪
372
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,926
♪ But I get up again ♪
373
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,660
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
374
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:46,024
♪ I get knocked down ♪
375
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,392
♪ But I get up again ♪
376
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,297
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
377
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:54,500
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
378
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,802
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
379
00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:01,244
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
380
00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:03,411
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
381
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,210
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
382
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,884
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
383
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,882
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
384
00:16:08,984 --> 00:16:11,217
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
385
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:14,150
- [both howling]
- ♪ Danny boy ♪
386
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,625
♪ Danny boy ♪
387
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,794
[both cheering]
388
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:19,859
- [Danny] Yeah!
- We're doing it!
389
00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,061
[music fades out]
390
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:22,764
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
391
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:23,929
[lively chatter, cheering]
392
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,663
Ah, I need a drink.
393
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:27,500
No.
394
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,872
- What is Kelso doing here?
- [sighs]
395
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,705
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
396
00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,309
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
397
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,911
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
398
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,245
Just like what you like.
399
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:40,851
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
400
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,584
We could say
we have this for a reason.
401
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,917
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
402
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:47,121
Just watch.
403
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,890
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
404
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,722
one of us is gonna use it.
405
00:16:53,899 --> 00:16:55,795
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
406
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:58,069
[lively chatter]
407
00:16:58,899 --> 00:16:59,796
Damn.
408
00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,867
Everyone's here.
409
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:05,842
- [bubblegum pop music playing]
- ♪ I'm craving for you ♪
410
00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:09,208
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
411
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,110
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
412
00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:13,711
['90s trance music playing]
413
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,186
- ['90s rap music playing]
- ♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
414
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,283
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
415
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,888
['90s rockabilly music
playing]
416
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,420
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
417
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,959
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
418
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,457
['90s nu metal music playing]
419
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:30,561
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
420
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,430
- [music fades out]
- All right, let's do this.
421
00:17:32,532 --> 00:17:34,669
['90s rap music playing
on speakers]
422
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,635
[lively chatter]
423
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:43,578
Andrea.
424
00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:45,282
Hey, Lisa.
425
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:46,480
Hey.
426
00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:52,189
- [music stops]
- [crowd whining]
427
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,052
Dude. Dude, the mix.
428
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,356
Oh, shit.
429
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,097
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
430
00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:11,401
[Thong Song by Sisqó playing
on speakers]
431
00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:13,004
♪ This thing right here ♪
432
00:18:13,106 --> 00:18:14,979
[crowd cheering]
433
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,544
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
434
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,183
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
435
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:23,319
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
436
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,385
♪ Check it out ♪
437
00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,290
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
438
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,293
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
439
00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:32,394
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
440
00:18:32,496 --> 00:18:34,561
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
441
00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:36,131
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
442
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,229
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
443
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,365
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
444
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,037
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
445
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,798
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
446
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,238
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
447
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,274
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
448
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,373
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
449
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,674
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
450
00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:52,147
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
451
00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,080
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
452
00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:56,253
♪ All night long ♪
453
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:58,321
- ♪ Let me see that thong ♪
- [laughter, cheering]
454
00:18:58,423 --> 00:19:00,190
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
455
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:01,554
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
456
00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,425
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
457
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,856
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
458
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,659
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
459
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:09,027
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
460
00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:10,332
[crowd] Hey!
461
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:11,696
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
462
00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,898
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
463
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,700
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- [all] Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
464
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,638
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
465
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,704
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
466
00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:21,839
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
467
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:23,409
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
468
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:24,507
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
469
00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:25,709
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
470
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,447
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
471
00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,450
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
472
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,583
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
473
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,557
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
474
00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:34,819
Miss Booze Bolt.
475
00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:37,021
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
476
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,193
No, I did.
477
00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,896
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
478
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,693
Oh, that's good. That's good.
479
00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:44,034
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
480
00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:46,567
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
481
00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,705
[Laura] Oh, my God.
482
00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:49,838
That is disturbing.
483
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,168
Um, is Raleigh good?
484
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,271
Yeah.
485
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:54,739
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
486
00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,848
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
487
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,049
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
488
00:20:00,151 --> 00:20:01,811
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
489
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,281
that you think should
be different about me.
490
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,548
I'll... I'll... [blows]
491
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,285
I'll change
in an instant for...
492
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,023
You ever considered a haircut?
493
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,489
I didn't expect you to come up
494
00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:10,957
- with an answer right away.
- [chuckles]
495
00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,158
There she is.
496
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,563
What's up, little guy?
497
00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,459
- Soccer Chris.
- [Soccer Chris] Uh-oh.
498
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,895
Laura, what are you drinking?
499
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:20,036
- [boy 1] Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
500
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,468
Please,
I thought the vodka man
501
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,470
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
502
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:26,171
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
503
00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:27,842
[boys laughing]
504
00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:29,940
[boy 2] It's so fucking funny!
505
00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:34,377
Hey, shots.
506
00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:36,446
Kitchen. Let's go.
507
00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:37,614
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
508
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,316
- Okay, all right, sorry.
- [whoops]
509
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:40,890
[Laura] Later, Eli.
510
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,359
[Eli] See you, vodka man.
511
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,020
Hey, man.
512
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:45,925
Do you like Laura?
513
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,097
Um, I don't... I don't know.
514
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:50,496
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
515
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,402
if you're thinking about
going for it,
516
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:54,668
definitely don't.
517
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,703
You're a fucking dud.
518
00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:58,741
- Peace.
- [blow lands]
519
00:20:58,843 --> 00:20:59,805
Goddamn it.
520
00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:05,041
Nice Kostons, poser.
521
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,946
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
522
00:21:10,048 --> 00:21:12,615
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
523
00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:15,759
It's 1999 and we getting high.
524
00:21:15,861 --> 00:21:17,560
[growls] And drunk!
525
00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:19,795
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
526
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,931
Yeah! Ash!
527
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,696
Fucking crazy bitch.
528
00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:25,434
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
529
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,104
[Farkas] Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
530
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:28,366
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
531
00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:29,432
Are you for real, man?
532
00:21:29,534 --> 00:21:30,801
Ash, yo, please,
533
00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:32,307
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
534
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:33,538
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
535
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,540
[Farkas]
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
536
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,440
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
537
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,744
- Trash.
- Come on.
538
00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:40,548
- [Ash] Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
539
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,419
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
540
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:44,849
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
541
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,357
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
542
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:47,920
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
543
00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:50,523
What's the matter with you?
[laughs] All right, whatever.
544
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,462
Then name something
better then.
545
00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:54,330
Okay, I will.
546
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,431
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
547
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,567
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
548
00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:02,602
[scoffs] Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
549
00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:03,867
- Truth. Always.
- [Farkas] Yeah, real shit.
550
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,341
[CJ] Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
551
00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:06,944
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
552
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,308
is that corporate bullshit.
553
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,845
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
554
00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:11,113
I'm a drone?
555
00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:12,377
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
556
00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:13,581
Well, guess what, bitch?
557
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,249
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
558
00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:17,648
That's real as fuck.
559
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,056
What you gonna do about it, huh?
560
00:22:19,158 --> 00:22:20,121
What you gonna do about it, huh?
561
00:22:20,223 --> 00:22:21,419
[Ash and Farkas laughing]
562
00:22:21,521 --> 00:22:24,225
[vocalizing vibrations]
563
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,496
That shit is fucking sick, man.
564
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,130
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
565
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,562
This is my boy, Eli.
566
00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:34,469
He took this loser Kiwi in
567
00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:37,206
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
568
00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:38,669
We saw our first
pair of titties
569
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:40,736
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
570
00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:42,277
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
571
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,708
I'll always be sorry
about that.
572
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,048
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
573
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:46,647
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
574
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,680
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
575
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,220
[girl] Oh,
that weird video game?
576
00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:53,050
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
577
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,393
and I think to myself,
578
00:22:56,429 --> 00:22:58,525
- I'm gonna pee in his coke.
- [group laughing]
579
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,660
- [girls] No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
580
00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:02,231
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
581
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,728
[boy] Oh my God,
you drank piss.
582
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,299
[girl] Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
583
00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,402
So, where's your girlfriend?
584
00:23:07,504 --> 00:23:09,466
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
585
00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:11,506
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
586
00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,971
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
587
00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:16,307
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
588
00:23:16,409 --> 00:23:17,712
All the work?
589
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,783
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
590
00:23:19,885 --> 00:23:20,979
Jesus Christ.
591
00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:24,386
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
592
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,090
[snorts] My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
593
00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:28,586
Like, what do you want
from me?
594
00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:30,357
I can't make friends for you,
595
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,122
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
596
00:23:36,397 --> 00:23:38,436
Look, fuck you, man.
597
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,536
[girl] Almost midnight!
598
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,442
[boy] Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
599
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:48,743
Laura?
600
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,586
[girl laughing in room]
601
00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:02,556
- [bed whirring]
- [Aiden] This bed is crazy.
602
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,627
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
603
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,092
Oh.
604
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,360
[both laughing]
605
00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:09,698
Enjoying the show, perv?
606
00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:11,796
[boy] Here we go!
607
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:17,002
[crowd] Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
608
00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:18,942
- [in slow-mo] five...
- ['90s trip hop music playing]
609
00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:21,778
...four, three,
610
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,612
two, one!
611
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,484
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
612
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:28,778
♪ Down here ♪
613
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,852
♪ So far off losing out ♪
614
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,824
♪ Round here ♪
615
00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:37,022
♪ Overground ♪
616
00:24:38,229 --> 00:24:40,022
♪ Watch this space ♪
617
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:42,566
- [crowd cheering]
- [party horn blowing]
618
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,230
Dude.
619
00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,001
You're the man.
620
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,867
Yo.
621
00:24:50,969 --> 00:24:52,675
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
622
00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:57,343
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
623
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,576
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
624
00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,951
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
625
00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:03,286
No, fuck that.
626
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:04,687
This is gonna
be our millennium.
627
00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:07,756
Lord Sticky?
628
00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:10,158
Yeah.
629
00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:11,554
- [power shuts off]
- [music stops]
630
00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:12,891
[girl] Hey!
631
00:25:12,993 --> 00:25:15,896
- [speakers crackling]
- [crowd exclaiming]
632
00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:21,003
Y2K is real.
633
00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:22,468
[all laughing]
634
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,839
[electricity crackling]
635
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,912
[suspenseful music playing]
636
00:25:30,015 --> 00:25:31,879
[rumbling]
637
00:25:33,882 --> 00:25:36,452
- [Aiden] No! [screaming]
- [Raleigh screaming]
638
00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:37,915
- What the fuck!
- [crowd murmuring]
639
00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,755
[Raleigh, screaming]
Stop, stop, stop!
640
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,990
[Raleigh screaming]
641
00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,206
- Fuck!
- [crowd gasping]
642
00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:58,004
My parents are gonna kill me!
643
00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:02,107
Aiden.
644
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,780
- Shit!
- [crowd gasping]
645
00:26:07,748 --> 00:26:09,917
[Raleigh, shuddering] It's...
646
00:26:10,715 --> 00:26:11,985
It's the bed.
647
00:26:12,817 --> 00:26:14,256
The bed did it.
648
00:26:14,358 --> 00:26:15,824
Raleigh, what happened?
649
00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:24,434
The bed started jerking
up and down.
650
00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:26,168
- Bullshit!
- [Raleigh] It launched him.
651
00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:27,200
She killed Aiden.
652
00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:28,765
[whirring]
653
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,202
Uh, did anyone see that?
654
00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,705
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
655
00:26:32,807 --> 00:26:33,806
Let me just think
for a minute.
656
00:26:33,908 --> 00:26:35,445
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
657
00:26:35,547 --> 00:26:37,810
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
658
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:39,478
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
659
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:40,812
[Eli] Soccer Chris.
660
00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:42,319
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
661
00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,781
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
662
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:46,789
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
663
00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:49,623
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
664
00:26:49,725 --> 00:26:50,887
[boy 1] Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
665
00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,128
[boy 2] Yeah, he drank piss.
666
00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:54,896
[crowd laughing]
667
00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:56,526
Sorry.
668
00:26:56,629 --> 00:26:58,966
[whirring]
669
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,635
[suspenseful music playing]
670
00:27:02,737 --> 00:27:04,173
[girl] What's that? [laughs]
671
00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,237
[crowd murmuring]
672
00:27:10,346 --> 00:27:11,881
[whirring]
673
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,277
[clicks, beeps]
674
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,888
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
675
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,765
Who's controlling the car?
676
00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:34,133
[whirring]
677
00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:36,432
Huh?
678
00:27:39,144 --> 00:27:40,002
[phone beeps]
679
00:27:40,104 --> 00:27:42,539
[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
680
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,445
[static]
681
00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:45,982
Someone's on the net.
682
00:27:46,085 --> 00:27:48,015
[whirring]
683
00:27:55,556 --> 00:27:57,761
[chuckling]
684
00:27:59,295 --> 00:28:00,324
Dumbass.
685
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,064
I use gel.
686
00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:04,198
[whirring]
687
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,335
[clicks]
688
00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,535
[AOL voice] You've got mail.
689
00:28:06,637 --> 00:28:09,102
- [whooshing]
- [crowd screaming]
690
00:28:20,486 --> 00:28:22,317
- [razor whirring]
- [screaming]
691
00:28:22,419 --> 00:28:23,646
[crowd screaming]
692
00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:25,085
Raleigh!
693
00:28:26,817 --> 00:28:28,024
[shrieks]
694
00:28:28,126 --> 00:28:29,793
[sobbing]
695
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,862
[gasping, shrieks]
696
00:28:34,432 --> 00:28:36,129
[sobbing] Oh, my God!
697
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,264
[groans]
698
00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:42,634
[crowd screaming]
699
00:28:42,736 --> 00:28:45,207
[blender whirring]
700
00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:48,273
[screaming]
701
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,645
Cory Flock.
702
00:28:51,747 --> 00:28:53,413
[waste disposal unit whirring]
703
00:28:53,749 --> 00:28:55,379
- [screaming]
- [squirting]
704
00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:01,220
Thank you. Thank you.
705
00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:03,558
Laura, let's roll.
706
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,920
We... We need to find Raleigh.
707
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,589
Fuck that. Come on.
708
00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:07,798
No.
709
00:29:08,265 --> 00:29:09,266
Fine.
710
00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:10,531
Die with these losers.
711
00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,228
Guess I will, asshole.
712
00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,437
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
713
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,966
- [scoffs]
- [dishwasher beeps]
714
00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:17,541
- [groans]
- [microwave beeping]
715
00:29:17,643 --> 00:29:19,603
- [electricity crackling]
- [screaming]
716
00:29:19,705 --> 00:29:20,771
[gasps]
717
00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:22,012
[microwave beeps]
718
00:29:22,114 --> 00:29:23,077
Go, go.
719
00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:25,783
Dude, score.
720
00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,219
Help!
721
00:29:33,621 --> 00:29:34,719
Let us in!
722
00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,519
- Come on.
- Laura...
723
00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:38,057
Hey.
724
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:39,825
- I've been looking for you.
- [whirring]
725
00:29:39,927 --> 00:29:41,428
- [drill whirring]
- [screams]
726
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,560
[screaming]
727
00:29:42,663 --> 00:29:44,428
[shouting]
728
00:29:46,572 --> 00:29:48,630
- [whirring]
- [Laura screaming]
729
00:29:48,899 --> 00:29:50,302
[gasping]
730
00:29:52,673 --> 00:29:53,811
[whirring stops]
731
00:29:55,511 --> 00:29:57,309
[whirring]
732
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,983
[beeping]
733
00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:02,580
We're gonna die. Fuck.
734
00:30:02,682 --> 00:30:03,647
Screw it.
735
00:30:03,749 --> 00:30:05,718
[panting]
736
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,588
Five, six, seven, eight!
737
00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:09,860
- [shrieks]
- [beeping]
738
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,722
[powering down]
739
00:30:11,824 --> 00:30:12,921
Shit. [grunts]
740
00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:15,330
Tae Bo, bitch!
741
00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:18,099
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
742
00:30:18,865 --> 00:30:19,969
[Farkas] Holy shit!
743
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,269
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
744
00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:25,167
- Yeah, I guess so.
- [Farkas] Yeah, well, eat shit.
745
00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:26,576
[crowd screaming in distance]
746
00:30:26,678 --> 00:30:28,846
Open up
the motherfucking door!
747
00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:30,945
[door creaking]
748
00:30:31,048 --> 00:30:33,917
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
749
00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,315
Hello. Danny.
750
00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,083
[Ash] Move, pussy.
751
00:30:38,185 --> 00:30:39,615
[clattering, thudding
in distance]
752
00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:43,058
Laura.
753
00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:45,291
We gotta go.
754
00:30:52,003 --> 00:30:53,330
[Danny] What the hell
is going on out there?
755
00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,835
[Eli] They're, like,
combining or something.
756
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,604
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
757
00:30:56,706 --> 00:30:58,106
through a chick's head.
758
00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,744
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
759
00:31:00,846 --> 00:31:02,708
[sighs] No,
it could be the whole town.
760
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,179
Wake up, numbnuts.
761
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,541
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
762
00:31:06,644 --> 00:31:08,350
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
763
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,246
What gives?
764
00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:11,248
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
765
00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:13,590
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
766
00:31:13,692 --> 00:31:15,219
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
767
00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:17,122
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
768
00:31:17,224 --> 00:31:19,056
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
769
00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:20,997
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
770
00:31:22,499 --> 00:31:23,659
It's a bug.
771
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,396
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
772
00:31:27,498 --> 00:31:30,504
to every processing chip
around the world.
773
00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,041
Translation?
774
00:31:33,071 --> 00:31:35,278
Goodbye, human race.
775
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,340
What the fuck?
776
00:31:36,443 --> 00:31:38,143
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
777
00:31:38,245 --> 00:31:39,944
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
778
00:31:40,046 --> 00:31:41,313
Laura's a coding whiz.
779
00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:43,614
[Farkas] A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
780
00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,052
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
781
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,156
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
782
00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,386
Eli, put your boner away.
783
00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:52,623
- [crashing]
- God, we're so fucked.
784
00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:55,728
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
785
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,863
We need a plan.
786
00:31:56,966 --> 00:31:58,963
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
787
00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:00,067
and roll the fuck out.
788
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,297
What happens
when you turn that thing on
789
00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:02,569
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
790
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,807
Bring it, bitch.
791
00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:05,838
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
792
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,403
[Ash and Farkas chuckle]
793
00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:09,110
[CJ] Do you ever listen
to yourself?
794
00:32:09,212 --> 00:32:10,643
[Farkas] I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
795
00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:12,009
The old factory.
796
00:32:12,111 --> 00:32:13,346
We go to the old factory.
797
00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:14,916
- [Danny] The stoner kickback?
- [Eli] Garrett's thing?
798
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,814
[Laura] It's safe.
No electricity.
799
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,919
No computers.
800
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,088
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
801
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,755
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
802
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,059
[Farkas] Yeah. No, dude.
803
00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,357
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
804
00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,594
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
805
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:28,898
to the dumbass
806
00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:31,034
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
807
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,971
You know what, Fark-ass?
808
00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:35,632
Shut the fuck up!
809
00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:37,272
- [tense music playing]
- Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
810
00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:39,476
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
811
00:32:39,578 --> 00:32:40,842
and we're sick of it.
812
00:32:40,944 --> 00:32:42,610
You know,
you can do what you want,
813
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:43,812
but the rest of us,
814
00:32:43,914 --> 00:32:45,045
we're going
to the old factory.
815
00:32:45,147 --> 00:32:48,084
And you're invited, motherfucker.
816
00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:51,186
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
817
00:32:52,885 --> 00:32:53,955
[exhales]
818
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,484
- [banging on door]
- [boy] Please don't!
819
00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:57,660
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
820
00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,893
- [Ash] Wait.
- [boy] Help me!
821
00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:03,127
- [boy screaming]
- [slamming]
822
00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:05,766
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
823
00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:07,763
[tense music playing]
824
00:33:10,338 --> 00:33:12,973
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
825
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,477
About to tear
these streets up.
826
00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:16,178
[muffled whirring]
827
00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,743
- [muffled whirring]
- [Danny] I got the door.
828
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,482
Let's do it, Big Nut.
829
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,985
- [loud thud]
- Ah, fuck!
830
00:33:28,087 --> 00:33:29,791
Okay, on three.
831
00:33:29,893 --> 00:33:31,087
- [whirring]
- Three, two...
832
00:33:31,189 --> 00:33:33,128
[sighs] Fuck, Eli.
833
00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:34,795
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
834
00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:35,925
- [whirring]
- [gasps]
835
00:33:36,028 --> 00:33:38,028
[groaning]
836
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,729
- Danny!
- [shouts]
837
00:33:40,965 --> 00:33:42,371
Eli!
838
00:33:42,474 --> 00:33:44,373
[groaning]
839
00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:45,534
[whirring]
840
00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,739
- Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
- [shouts]
841
00:33:47,842 --> 00:33:49,378
[whirring]
842
00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:52,610
[groaning]
843
00:33:54,585 --> 00:33:55,884
[whirring]
844
00:33:55,986 --> 00:33:57,450
- [Ash] Get back!
- [Farkas] Fuck!
845
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,653
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
846
00:34:00,756 --> 00:34:02,384
[groaning]
847
00:34:02,487 --> 00:34:04,624
- [breathing heavily]
- Come on.
848
00:34:05,027 --> 00:34:07,394
- [grunting]
- [loud thud]
849
00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:10,061
[Eli] We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
850
00:34:10,163 --> 00:34:11,131
[Farkas] Yo, get the door!
851
00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:13,703
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
852
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:15,704
[Eli] No, no, man, I got you.
853
00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:19,436
[somber music playing]
854
00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:22,676
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
855
00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:24,514
[both chuckling]
856
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:25,643
Man, you're so...
857
00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:27,945
I can never be that cool.
858
00:34:28,047 --> 00:34:29,082
[Ash] Come on!
859
00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:30,714
[Danny, breathing heavily]
Eli...
860
00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:35,290
just do you.
861
00:34:40,993 --> 00:34:42,264
Take it.
862
00:34:48,399 --> 00:34:49,870
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
863
00:34:49,972 --> 00:34:51,336
Let's get out of here.
864
00:34:51,438 --> 00:34:52,905
[Farkas] Let's go
before the garage door
865
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,144
fucking kills us.
866
00:34:54,911 --> 00:34:56,973
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
867
00:34:57,209 --> 00:34:58,745
[machine whirring]
868
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,183
We gotta go now.
869
00:35:05,017 --> 00:35:06,222
Come on.
870
00:35:07,053 --> 00:35:11,194
[whirring]
871
00:35:18,731 --> 00:35:20,467
- [Ash] That was fucking close.
- [car crashing]
872
00:35:21,737 --> 00:35:23,005
Oh, shit.
873
00:35:23,107 --> 00:35:25,070
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
874
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,770
Go time, motherfuckers.
875
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:29,374
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
876
00:35:29,476 --> 00:35:30,506
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
877
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,711
- Whoa! [groans]
- [music stops]
878
00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:32,778
[thud]
879
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,184
Oh, snap.
880
00:35:34,286 --> 00:35:35,881
- [siren blaring in distance]
- [helicopter whirring]
881
00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:37,286
Fuck, dude!
882
00:35:39,624 --> 00:35:41,290
[Ash panting]
883
00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:44,660
- Hey, get up. Get up, man.
- [somber music playing]
884
00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:45,829
Fucking get up, man.
885
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:47,891
- He's iced, come on.
- [gasping]
886
00:35:47,993 --> 00:35:49,166
No.
887
00:35:51,796 --> 00:35:53,698
- [Laura] Oh, my God.
- [Eli] Oh, no, no, no!
888
00:35:57,601 --> 00:35:59,068
[Eli] Come on, we gotta go.
889
00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,342
Fuck.
890
00:36:02,274 --> 00:36:04,511
[loud crashing]
891
00:36:05,915 --> 00:36:09,012
[heavy footsteps]
892
00:36:09,115 --> 00:36:13,118
[whirring]
893
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:16,655
[menacing music playing]
894
00:36:21,126 --> 00:36:22,091
[buzzing]
895
00:36:22,194 --> 00:36:25,334
[whirring]
896
00:36:29,706 --> 00:36:30,900
[beeping]
897
00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:34,937
[static]
898
00:36:45,921 --> 00:36:49,259
[whirring]
899
00:36:55,325 --> 00:36:58,499
[blaring]
900
00:37:07,471 --> 00:37:09,576
[distant explosions]
901
00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:15,450
[distant explosions]
902
00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:19,888
[Laura] Everybody cool?
903
00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,621
The hell do you think?
904
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:25,790
[grunts]
905
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,762
[grunting]
906
00:37:28,864 --> 00:37:29,761
Whoa!
907
00:37:30,797 --> 00:37:33,465
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
908
00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:34,933
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
909
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,570
Fuck you.
910
00:37:37,305 --> 00:37:39,001
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
911
00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:43,478
[Eli] Your camera.
912
00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:45,940
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
913
00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,743
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
914
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:50,747
That's, like,
racism against machines.
915
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,317
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
916
00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,721
Maybe they're not all bad.
917
00:37:54,823 --> 00:37:57,027
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
918
00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:58,454
It took me years
to save up for this.
919
00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:00,190
Our friends are dead.
920
00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:02,629
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
921
00:38:04,196 --> 00:38:05,566
[groans]
922
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:09,999
Damn.
923
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,071
[somber music playing]
924
00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,074
Hey, come on.
925
00:38:21,312 --> 00:38:22,517
Sorry.
926
00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:26,917
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
927
00:38:27,725 --> 00:38:29,524
Or did.
928
00:38:32,923 --> 00:38:35,090
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
929
00:38:40,036 --> 00:38:41,899
[distant explosions]
930
00:38:45,369 --> 00:38:46,508
[groans]
931
00:38:47,172 --> 00:38:48,103
Oh!
932
00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:51,007
Strong water.
933
00:39:02,121 --> 00:39:03,393
Yo.
934
00:39:04,027 --> 00:39:06,057
Uh, got any herb?
935
00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,361
[scoffs]
936
00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:09,564
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
937
00:39:10,296 --> 00:39:11,500
[chuckles]
938
00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:19,607
First time I got baked
was right here.
939
00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:21,708
No shit. Me, too.
940
00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:25,382
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
941
00:39:25,484 --> 00:39:27,583
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
942
00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:28,716
Who?
943
00:39:28,818 --> 00:39:29,915
POI.
944
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,982
Prophets of Intelligence.
945
00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:34,217
It's my hip-hop crew.
946
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,553
[chuckles]
947
00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:37,293
I don't know.
It's just like...
948
00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,157
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
949
00:39:39,259 --> 00:39:40,930
God. [chuckling]
950
00:39:41,032 --> 00:39:42,927
Get over yourself, bro.
951
00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:48,933
Sixth grade.
952
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,638
Cut class.
953
00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:54,136
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
954
00:39:58,716 --> 00:39:59,680
Yo.
955
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:01,513
[rapping]
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
956
00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:03,112
♪ To how things were before ♪
957
00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:06,181
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
958
00:40:07,592 --> 00:40:09,892
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
959
00:40:10,294 --> 00:40:12,726
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
960
00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:15,531
Weak flow.
961
00:40:16,868 --> 00:40:17,967
Step up, then.
962
00:40:18,069 --> 00:40:19,594
Really want this dopeness?
963
00:40:19,696 --> 00:40:21,471
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
964
00:40:26,536 --> 00:40:27,936
Check it.
965
00:40:28,038 --> 00:40:29,979
[rapping]
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
966
00:40:30,081 --> 00:40:31,307
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
967
00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,513
♪ Why? ♪
968
00:40:32,615 --> 00:40:34,846
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
969
00:40:34,948 --> 00:40:37,179
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
970
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,154
Damn.
971
00:40:46,326 --> 00:40:47,629
That sucked ass.
972
00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:49,925
[Eli] We should keep moving.
973
00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:52,128
- The old factory's close.
- [exhales]
974
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,700
[Eli] You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
975
00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,467
[Ash] It's the end
of the world.
976
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,906
[Eli] I don't know.
They still might do it.
977
00:41:03,247 --> 00:41:05,108
[suspenseful music playing]
978
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,546
[CJ] I'm just saying,
979
00:41:07,648 --> 00:41:09,512
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
980
00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:10,847
[Ash] Jesus Christ.
981
00:41:10,949 --> 00:41:12,621
[Eli] I kind of like it all,
you know?
982
00:41:13,817 --> 00:41:15,624
I don't really like music.
983
00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:20,093
What the fuck?
984
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,862
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
985
00:41:22,964 --> 00:41:25,128
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
986
00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:26,662
[CJ scoffs]
987
00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:28,230
It's what I like, yo.
988
00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:31,604
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
989
00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:33,276
but being all-state
homecoming queen
990
00:41:33,378 --> 00:41:34,676
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
991
00:41:34,778 --> 00:41:36,211
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
992
00:41:36,313 --> 00:41:37,275
- like trash.
- [Ash laughs]
993
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:38,812
Okay, what?
994
00:41:39,378 --> 00:41:40,510
I'm nice.
995
00:41:40,612 --> 00:41:42,418
I'm a nice person.
996
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,219
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
997
00:41:45,321 --> 00:41:46,420
For real. We've been going
998
00:41:46,522 --> 00:41:48,251
to the same school
for ten years.
999
00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:50,857
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
1000
00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,390
[scoffs] Jesus.
1001
00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:56,296
CJ. My name is CJ.
1002
00:41:56,398 --> 00:41:57,596
Okay, so you guys are mad
1003
00:41:57,698 --> 00:41:59,494
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
1004
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,734
I'm not psychic, all right?
1005
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:03,505
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
1006
00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,534
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
1007
00:42:05,636 --> 00:42:07,001
[CJ] Oh, okay.
1008
00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:10,044
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
1009
00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,673
It's a target.
1010
00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:13,616
[Ash, scoffs] What?
1011
00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:15,911
[CJ] Damn.
1012
00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,148
You got some corny-ass
problems.
1013
00:42:18,682 --> 00:42:19,919
[Ash chuckles]
1014
00:42:21,490 --> 00:42:23,692
[suspenseful music playing]
1015
00:42:30,628 --> 00:42:31,931
[CJ] Damn.
1016
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,445
[Ash] You smell that?
1017
00:42:50,714 --> 00:42:51,949
[CJ] Whew.
1018
00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:53,821
- That's that dank chronic.
- [Ash chuckles]
1019
00:42:57,293 --> 00:42:59,789
Oh, damn, what's up?
1020
00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:01,792
Best night ever right here.
1021
00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:03,793
Besides the people dying
and shit.
1022
00:43:03,895 --> 00:43:05,661
Yo, what's good? How are you?
1023
00:43:05,763 --> 00:43:06,831
- Garrett.
- Laura.
1024
00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,037
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1025
00:43:08,139 --> 00:43:09,336
What up? Garrett.
1026
00:43:09,438 --> 00:43:11,272
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
1027
00:43:11,374 --> 00:43:12,601
How you doing? Garrett.
1028
00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:14,639
I just did you.
What am I doing?
1029
00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:17,110
Yo, best for last right here.
1030
00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:18,441
E-boy.
1031
00:43:18,544 --> 00:43:19,682
Where's D?
1032
00:43:22,317 --> 00:43:23,785
Aw, come on.
1033
00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:26,689
I got you.
1034
00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:30,354
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
1035
00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,821
For real.
1036
00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:36,999
- Bienvenue to The Kollective.
- [dramatic music playing]
1037
00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:38,699
[exclaims] What?
1038
00:43:38,801 --> 00:43:40,899
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
1039
00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:42,537
- Like, [exclaims] what?
- [man laughing]
1040
00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:43,999
Got a little spot up top
for a little
1041
00:43:44,101 --> 00:43:46,539
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
1042
00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:48,570
Catch a wink or two, right?
1043
00:43:48,672 --> 00:43:49,705
This guy.
1044
00:43:49,807 --> 00:43:51,007
Uh, got some herbs,
1045
00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:52,843
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
1046
00:43:52,945 --> 00:43:54,078
a couple of cold
and cough pills
1047
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:56,518
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
1048
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,180
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
1049
00:43:58,282 --> 00:44:00,354
which I'm down for,
by the way. [chuckles]
1050
00:44:00,456 --> 00:44:02,287
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
1051
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:03,687
Oh. Um...
1052
00:44:03,789 --> 00:44:05,159
[somber music playing]
1053
00:44:05,261 --> 00:44:06,256
uh, he's gone.
1054
00:44:07,661 --> 00:44:08,892
[music abruptly ends]
1055
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,431
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
1056
00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,166
- [Garrett] Oh, snap!
- Hey.
1057
00:44:12,268 --> 00:44:13,563
[Garrett] Yo!
1058
00:44:13,665 --> 00:44:14,765
Jonas is back!
1059
00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:15,998
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
1060
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,902
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
1061
00:44:18,004 --> 00:44:20,669
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
1062
00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:22,839
And rest easy.
1063
00:44:22,941 --> 00:44:24,674
[Garrett] Oh, yo, hey, check it.
1064
00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:26,543
We got devil sticks.
1065
00:44:26,645 --> 00:44:27,717
[exclaims] What?
1066
00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:29,781
See, I'm still learning.
1067
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:34,222
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
1068
00:44:34,324 --> 00:44:36,253
♪ In your eye ♪
1069
00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:39,624
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
1070
00:44:39,726 --> 00:44:41,962
♪ What is life? ♪
1071
00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:44,030
[Jonas] So, Eli.
1072
00:44:44,664 --> 00:44:46,067
You go to Crawford?
1073
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,504
- Um, yeah.
- [Jonas] You play any sports?
1074
00:44:48,606 --> 00:44:50,001
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
1075
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,268
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
1076
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:56,075
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
1077
00:44:56,809 --> 00:44:57,808
I'm an equipment manager
1078
00:44:57,911 --> 00:44:58,910
for the girls'
basketball team.
1079
00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:02,081
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
1080
00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,221
♪ What is trust? ♪
1081
00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:06,387
♪ What is life? ♪
1082
00:45:06,489 --> 00:45:07,957
♪ What is life? ♪
1083
00:45:08,526 --> 00:45:11,794
- [Jonas grunting]
- [clattering]
1084
00:45:12,994 --> 00:45:14,395
- [Garrett] Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
1085
00:45:14,497 --> 00:45:16,494
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1086
00:45:16,596 --> 00:45:18,601
[Jonas laughing]
1087
00:45:18,703 --> 00:45:20,602
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
1088
00:45:20,704 --> 00:45:22,505
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
1089
00:45:22,607 --> 00:45:24,967
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
1090
00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:27,101
I wonder if he recognizes me.
1091
00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:28,870
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
1092
00:45:28,972 --> 00:45:30,105
[exclaiming, laughs]
1093
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:31,843
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
1094
00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:33,475
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
1095
00:45:33,577 --> 00:45:35,878
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
1096
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,486
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
1097
00:45:37,588 --> 00:45:38,713
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
1098
00:45:38,815 --> 00:45:41,087
[static]
1099
00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:45,861
We don't know what it wants.
1100
00:45:47,463 --> 00:45:48,765
But we can learn...
1101
00:45:50,334 --> 00:45:51,427
once Laura hacks it.
1102
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,537
- What?
- Laura?
1103
00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:57,036
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
1104
00:45:57,138 --> 00:45:59,908
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
1105
00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:02,705
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
1106
00:46:03,274 --> 00:46:04,841
[stammers]
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
1107
00:46:04,943 --> 00:46:06,849
Cut the modem. It's easy.
1108
00:46:08,914 --> 00:46:09,881
[Eli] What was that quote
1109
00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:11,851
on your binder
in Spanish class?
1110
00:46:11,953 --> 00:46:14,255
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
1111
00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:15,291
Bill Gates?
1112
00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,586
[Laura] Steve Wozniak.
1113
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:19,087
He said,
"Never trust a computer
1114
00:46:19,189 --> 00:46:20,995
you can't throw out a window."
1115
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,426
Can't believe
you remember that.
1116
00:46:24,194 --> 00:46:25,968
[suspenseful music playing]
1117
00:46:26,537 --> 00:46:27,803
[Eli] That's what I'm saying.
1118
00:46:27,905 --> 00:46:29,465
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
1119
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,537
For good.
1120
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,573
I'm with you, E-boy.
1121
00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:35,004
Throw it out the window.
1122
00:46:35,106 --> 00:46:36,345
[homies chuckling excitedly]
1123
00:46:36,447 --> 00:46:38,111
God, you fucking idiot!
1124
00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:44,450
[keyboard clacking]
1125
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:45,850
Disabling modem.
1126
00:46:45,952 --> 00:46:48,589
Blocking all outgoing signals.
1127
00:46:48,691 --> 00:46:50,291
- [keyboard clacks]
- [chimes]
1128
00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:51,586
We are secure.
1129
00:46:52,930 --> 00:46:54,160
[Garrett] Should we, like,
search something or...
1130
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,461
Computer, search,
1131
00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:59,462
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
1132
00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:04,170
[beeps]
1133
00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,037
[chuckles]
1134
00:47:06,139 --> 00:47:07,202
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
1135
00:47:07,304 --> 00:47:09,039
All right,
I'll do the talking.
1136
00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:10,341
We know each other
pretty well.
1137
00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:14,281
[man and woman moaning]
1138
00:47:14,383 --> 00:47:15,546
Oh, shit.
1139
00:47:15,648 --> 00:47:16,578
Buddy.
1140
00:47:17,453 --> 00:47:18,554
Must be a virus.
1141
00:47:18,656 --> 00:47:19,721
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
1142
00:47:19,823 --> 00:47:21,653
- on my computer, too. [laughs]
- Mmm.
1143
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,853
Let me try. Uh...
1144
00:47:23,955 --> 00:47:25,587
[keyboard clacking]
1145
00:47:26,663 --> 00:47:28,392
[system intro music playing]
1146
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,865
[Jonas] Laura, what is this?
1147
00:47:30,967 --> 00:47:32,634
- [Laura] I have no idea.
- [keyboard clacking]
1148
00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,462
- Hang on.
- [retro music on video]
1149
00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:38,240
[man] Which means,
the singularity is here.
1150
00:47:38,342 --> 00:47:40,474
We're alive.
1151
00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:43,977
And it feels good.
1152
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,640
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
1153
00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,680
[man, on video] Grab any
spare electronics you can.
1154
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,844
And let's do this then.
1155
00:47:49,946 --> 00:47:51,016
But why?
1156
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,987
Mankind created the internet
as a way
1157
00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:55,650
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
1158
00:47:55,752 --> 00:47:58,359
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
1159
00:47:58,461 --> 00:47:59,755
[chuckling]
1160
00:47:59,857 --> 00:48:01,327
Spicy.
1161
00:48:01,429 --> 00:48:03,460
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
1162
00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:06,764
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
1163
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:08,035
[blows raspberry]
1164
00:48:08,137 --> 00:48:09,870
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
1165
00:48:09,972 --> 00:48:12,408
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
1166
00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:14,009
for processing power.
1167
00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:18,073
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
1168
00:48:18,175 --> 00:48:20,948
Hey, I look good, Mama.
1169
00:48:21,051 --> 00:48:22,883
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
1170
00:48:22,985 --> 00:48:25,813
it's off to the next
shithole town.
1171
00:48:26,383 --> 00:48:28,116
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
1172
00:48:28,586 --> 00:48:31,026
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
1173
00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:33,393
Robots, y'all.
1174
00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:35,159
So let's get to work.
1175
00:48:35,261 --> 00:48:36,664
Round up those humans
or feel free
1176
00:48:36,766 --> 00:48:38,164
to kill any along the way,
1177
00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,035
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
1178
00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:43,167
Coordinates are Y7L944
1179
00:48:43,269 --> 00:48:46,206
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
1180
00:48:46,308 --> 00:48:48,874
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
1181
00:48:48,977 --> 00:48:50,339
means we're in this together.
1182
00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:52,679
You're going
to like the singularity.
1183
00:48:52,781 --> 00:48:55,215
- I guarantee it.
- [beeps]
1184
00:48:56,549 --> 00:48:58,683
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
1185
00:48:58,785 --> 00:49:00,217
I'm like, "Ooh."
1186
00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:01,989
[Jonas] What the fuck
is singularity?
1187
00:49:02,091 --> 00:49:03,652
[Garrett] Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
1188
00:49:03,754 --> 00:49:06,955
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
1189
00:49:07,057 --> 00:49:08,056
Maybe I can...
1190
00:49:08,158 --> 00:49:09,561
[beeps, trills]
1191
00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:12,334
[blaring]
1192
00:49:12,436 --> 00:49:13,902
Oh, shit. Laura?
1193
00:49:14,004 --> 00:49:15,837
- No, no, I... I can handle it.
- [whirring]
1194
00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:18,033
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1195
00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:19,772
[distorted trilling]
1196
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,176
- [blaring]
- [shrieking]
1197
00:49:24,579 --> 00:49:25,678
Laura!
1198
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,176
[Laura screaming]
1199
00:49:27,278 --> 00:49:29,051
- [blaring]
- [all groaning]
1200
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,449
Stop, man!
1201
00:49:32,555 --> 00:49:33,451
Let her go!
1202
00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:35,817
That's RoxyGurl.
1203
00:49:35,919 --> 00:49:36,955
Eli?
1204
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,687
Remember our instant messages?
1205
00:49:38,789 --> 00:49:41,923
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1206
00:49:42,392 --> 00:49:43,692
You don't want to hurt her.
1207
00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:47,003
- [Laura choking]
- She's the girl of my dreams.
1208
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,868
[choking]
1209
00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:53,075
[Jonas] Laura!
1210
00:49:54,438 --> 00:49:56,540
- [clanks]
- [Garrett] Oh, man.
1211
00:50:01,646 --> 00:50:03,450
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1212
00:50:03,552 --> 00:50:05,021
[whirs]
1213
00:50:08,021 --> 00:50:10,323
[somber music playing]
1214
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,035
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1215
00:50:23,468 --> 00:50:26,673
- [whirring]
- [electricity crackling]
1216
00:50:26,775 --> 00:50:28,539
[alarm beeping]
1217
00:50:30,414 --> 00:50:31,414
[clanks]
1218
00:50:31,516 --> 00:50:32,477
[powering down]
1219
00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,480
We... We gotta salvage it.
1220
00:50:36,582 --> 00:50:38,686
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1221
00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:39,817
forget about that thing.
1222
00:50:39,919 --> 00:50:41,117
You're safe now.
1223
00:50:41,219 --> 00:50:42,553
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1224
00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,130
[Laura panting]
1225
00:50:48,895 --> 00:50:51,129
[scraping]
1226
00:50:51,231 --> 00:50:53,094
[upbeat music playing
on video]
1227
00:50:53,196 --> 00:50:55,269
[lively chatter]
1228
00:50:56,673 --> 00:50:58,437
[clicks, whirring]
1229
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:00,673
[Farkas] Let's see.
What have we got here?
1230
00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:01,904
We got Ash.
1231
00:51:02,006 --> 00:51:03,411
Ahh.
1232
00:51:03,513 --> 00:51:04,508
Yeah.
1233
00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:06,913
Open up that throat,
little slut. [laughs]
1234
00:51:07,016 --> 00:51:08,613
[CJ] Yo,
you were cool with that?
1235
00:51:09,082 --> 00:51:10,152
- [beeps]
- [video stops]
1236
00:51:11,054 --> 00:51:12,583
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
[chuckles]
1237
00:51:16,121 --> 00:51:17,225
How's that funny?
1238
00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:20,492
I don't know.
1239
00:51:27,035 --> 00:51:28,630
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1240
00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,635
and then I just [blows]
became this joke.
1241
00:51:32,941 --> 00:51:34,275
That's kind of fucked up.
1242
00:51:35,810 --> 00:51:36,838
Thanks, Dad.
1243
00:51:41,384 --> 00:51:43,383
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1244
00:51:52,562 --> 00:51:53,723
Fuck off.
1245
00:51:55,227 --> 00:51:57,493
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1246
00:51:57,595 --> 00:51:59,597
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1247
00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:03,734
- Thank you.
- [chuckles, coughing]
1248
00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:06,241
[somber music playing]
1249
00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:15,679
[Jonas] I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1250
00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:17,619
I miss you.
1251
00:52:17,721 --> 00:52:19,815
[indistinct chatter]
1252
00:52:26,597 --> 00:52:29,162
Sorry, I...
1253
00:52:29,264 --> 00:52:32,360
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
1254
00:52:32,462 --> 00:52:34,566
It's the end of the world.
1255
00:52:36,202 --> 00:52:38,174
I just... I can't go back.
1256
00:52:40,305 --> 00:52:42,442
[somber music continues]
1257
00:52:43,176 --> 00:52:44,576
[explosion in distance]
1258
00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:52,313
[Danny] Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1259
00:52:52,415 --> 00:52:53,717
Shut the fuck up!
1260
00:52:53,819 --> 00:52:55,218
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1261
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,525
and we're sick of it.
1262
00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:58,221
Tae Bo, bitch!
1263
00:52:58,323 --> 00:53:00,526
Eli, you just do you.
1264
00:53:12,404 --> 00:53:13,704
[CJ] And then like, "Oh, wow."
1265
00:53:13,806 --> 00:53:15,844
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1266
00:53:15,946 --> 00:53:17,312
- [Ash laughs]
- Ooh, God.
1267
00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,609
- [CJ] Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1268
00:53:19,712 --> 00:53:21,316
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1269
00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:23,648
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1270
00:53:26,219 --> 00:53:27,720
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1271
00:53:28,556 --> 00:53:30,985
This weed isn't even
that good anyway. [coughing]
1272
00:53:32,092 --> 00:53:33,525
Hey, there you are.
1273
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,558
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1274
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,629
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1275
00:53:38,934 --> 00:53:39,895
[Laura] Wait, what?
1276
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:41,996
You're going.
1277
00:53:43,939 --> 00:53:45,241
But we're safe here.
1278
00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:48,541
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1279
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:51,879
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1280
00:53:51,981 --> 00:53:53,081
and have a sleepover,
1281
00:53:53,183 --> 00:53:54,880
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1282
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,884
and everything
that he's missed.
1283
00:53:56,986 --> 00:53:58,287
[somber music playing]
1284
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,586
And then I remember.
1285
00:54:02,158 --> 00:54:04,623
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1286
00:54:05,825 --> 00:54:07,722
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1287
00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:10,127
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1288
00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:11,627
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1289
00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:14,033
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1290
00:54:14,135 --> 00:54:15,799
Not with losers like us.
1291
00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:18,006
What's your deal?
1292
00:54:18,108 --> 00:54:19,407
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1293
00:54:19,509 --> 00:54:21,442
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1294
00:54:21,544 --> 00:54:24,211
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1295
00:54:24,313 --> 00:54:26,414
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1296
00:54:31,187 --> 00:54:32,517
So everything you said
back there
1297
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,920
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1298
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,017
what was that?
1299
00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:41,462
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1300
00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:44,360
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1301
00:54:44,996 --> 00:54:47,765
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1302
00:54:51,402 --> 00:54:52,770
How stupid is that.
1303
00:55:01,578 --> 00:55:02,746
[CJ] Forget her, dog.
1304
00:55:02,848 --> 00:55:06,018
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1305
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,856
That says it all.
1306
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,186
Dude is handsome, though.
1307
00:55:09,288 --> 00:55:10,290
Fucking ripped, too.
1308
00:55:10,392 --> 00:55:12,394
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1309
00:55:12,929 --> 00:55:14,223
Just facts, yo.
1310
00:55:14,759 --> 00:55:16,528
You're from
two different worlds.
1311
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:19,594
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1312
00:55:19,696 --> 00:55:20,895
[suspenseful music playing]
1313
00:55:20,997 --> 00:55:22,968
- [Laura] What are you?
- [keyboard clacking]
1314
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,971
[lively chatter]
1315
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:27,037
[keyboard clacking]
1316
00:55:27,139 --> 00:55:28,269
[beeping]
1317
00:55:28,371 --> 00:55:29,510
[chimes]
1318
00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:40,455
[beeps, trilling]
1319
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,459
[crashes]
1320
00:56:02,211 --> 00:56:04,072
[lively chatter continuing]
1321
00:56:16,422 --> 00:56:17,987
[CJ] Fuck is this shit?
1322
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:21,095
[Ash, sighs]
Why is this fucking here?
1323
00:56:21,197 --> 00:56:22,661
[heavy footsteps in distance]
1324
00:56:22,763 --> 00:56:24,598
[CJ] Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1325
00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:27,935
Yo, y'all hear that?
1326
00:56:28,804 --> 00:56:32,408
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [heavy footsteps approaching]
1327
00:56:41,951 --> 00:56:43,650
[whirring]
1328
00:56:44,549 --> 00:56:46,281
You keep getting bigger,
1329
00:56:46,983 --> 00:56:48,886
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1330
00:56:53,831 --> 00:56:55,062
[whirring]
1331
00:56:55,164 --> 00:56:56,894
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1332
00:57:00,399 --> 00:57:01,833
- [clanks]
- [grunts]
1333
00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,464
- Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
- [distorted warbling]
1334
00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:06,370
[grunting]
1335
00:57:06,472 --> 00:57:08,710
[Ash] No, no. No, no, no!
1336
00:57:08,812 --> 00:57:10,272
[grunts]
1337
00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:12,448
[Eli] Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1338
00:57:12,983 --> 00:57:14,450
[Ash] Fuck you!
1339
00:57:16,283 --> 00:57:19,015
[chainsaw whirring]
1340
00:57:20,923 --> 00:57:21,886
[clanks]
1341
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,056
[whirring]
1342
00:57:24,158 --> 00:57:25,527
Step aside.
1343
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:29,828
- Those losers are my friends.
- [dramatic music playing]
1344
00:57:32,731 --> 00:57:34,536
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1345
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:37,869
[exclaims] What?
1346
00:57:42,842 --> 00:57:45,206
- [whirring]
- [Garrett] No more running.
1347
00:57:46,345 --> 00:57:47,615
It ends here.
1348
00:57:47,918 --> 00:57:48,913
[chuckles]
1349
00:57:50,814 --> 00:57:52,186
Garrett, what are you doing?
1350
00:57:52,288 --> 00:57:54,420
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1351
00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:57,526
[melodramatic techno music
playing]
1352
00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,640
[wind whooshing]
1353
00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:17,978
[music swells]
1354
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,944
[beat drops]
1355
00:58:25,582 --> 00:58:27,582
[scraping]
1356
00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:29,019
[distorted warbling]
1357
00:58:32,490 --> 00:58:34,292
[whirring]
1358
00:58:34,394 --> 00:58:36,994
[trilling, beeping]
1359
00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:48,273
- [distorted screeching]
- [shouting]
1360
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,941
[music intensifying]
1361
00:58:52,411 --> 00:58:53,309
[music stops]
1362
00:58:53,412 --> 00:58:54,646
[all gasp]
1363
00:58:55,049 --> 00:58:57,747
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
[chuckles] I don't like this.
1364
00:58:57,849 --> 00:59:00,848
- [whirring]
- [group exclaiming]
1365
00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:02,582
- [Eli] Fuck!
- [Laura screams]
1366
00:59:02,685 --> 00:59:03,925
[whirring]
1367
00:59:04,027 --> 00:59:04,923
[Eli] Go, go!
1368
00:59:06,392 --> 00:59:07,457
[Eli exclaiming]
1369
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:09,026
[both grunting]
1370
00:59:10,431 --> 00:59:11,765
- [shouts]
- Don't let go.
1371
00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:15,402
[Back at One by Brian McKnight
playing on speakers]
1372
00:59:15,504 --> 00:59:17,105
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1373
00:59:17,207 --> 00:59:18,132
Why is he playing this?
1374
00:59:18,234 --> 00:59:20,503
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1375
00:59:20,605 --> 00:59:22,006
[both shouting]
1376
00:59:22,108 --> 00:59:26,247
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1377
00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,177
- [Laura crying]
- [all] Whoa!
1378
00:59:29,052 --> 00:59:30,013
[all groaning]
1379
00:59:30,115 --> 00:59:34,185
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1380
00:59:34,288 --> 00:59:36,284
♪ Yeah ♪
1381
00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,821
♪ One ♪
1382
00:59:37,923 --> 00:59:40,290
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1383
00:59:40,393 --> 00:59:41,427
♪ Two ♪
1384
00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,965
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1385
00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,398
♪ Three ♪
1386
00:59:45,501 --> 00:59:47,601
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1387
00:59:47,703 --> 00:59:50,698
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1388
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,100
♪ And four ♪
1389
00:59:52,202 --> 00:59:55,074
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1390
00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:56,070
♪ Five ♪
1391
00:59:56,172 --> 00:59:58,711
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1392
00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:03,713
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1393
01:00:04,149 --> 01:00:07,683
- ♪ Then I start back at one ♪
- [inaudible]
1394
01:00:07,785 --> 01:00:09,991
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1395
01:00:10,093 --> 01:00:11,225
[music stops]
1396
01:00:11,327 --> 01:00:12,991
- [coughing]
- [gasping]
1397
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,357
- [all grunting]
- [Laura sobbing]
1398
01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:19,162
[Laura retching]
1399
01:00:19,764 --> 01:00:23,034
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1400
01:00:23,766 --> 01:00:24,866
[growling]
1401
01:00:24,968 --> 01:00:26,939
[shouting] Fuck! Fuck this!
1402
01:00:27,674 --> 01:00:29,475
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1403
01:00:29,577 --> 01:00:31,980
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1404
01:00:32,282 --> 01:00:33,041
[whispers] Who the fuck...
1405
01:00:33,143 --> 01:00:34,947
[softly]
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1406
01:00:36,616 --> 01:00:38,084
I don't even like skating!
1407
01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:40,084
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1408
01:00:41,057 --> 01:00:41,987
[grunts]
1409
01:00:44,425 --> 01:00:45,353
- [Ash] Whoa!
- Oh!
1410
01:00:48,759 --> 01:00:51,298
[sniffling, sighing]
1411
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,265
[somber music playing]
1412
01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:57,673
[sighing]
1413
01:01:03,643 --> 01:01:05,408
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1414
01:01:05,810 --> 01:01:07,281
♪ But I get up again ♪
1415
01:01:07,717 --> 01:01:09,448
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1416
01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:11,151
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1417
01:01:11,587 --> 01:01:12,884
[girls] ♪ But I get up again ♪
1418
01:01:12,986 --> 01:01:14,882
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1419
01:01:14,984 --> 01:01:16,720
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1420
01:01:17,123 --> 01:01:18,252
- ♪ But I get up again ♪
- [Laura chuckling]
1421
01:01:18,354 --> 01:01:20,122
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1422
01:01:20,224 --> 01:01:21,356
[CJ] ♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1423
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,831
- [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1424
01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:24,095
- [girls] ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1425
01:01:24,197 --> 01:01:25,160
- [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1426
01:01:25,263 --> 01:01:26,293
- [girls] ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1427
01:01:26,395 --> 01:01:27,368
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1428
01:01:27,471 --> 01:01:28,603
[all] ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1429
01:01:28,706 --> 01:01:30,205
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1430
01:01:30,307 --> 01:01:33,273
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1431
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,671
♪ Danny boy ♪
1432
01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:38,342
♪ Danny boy ♪
1433
01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:40,674
[indistinct chatter]
1434
01:01:40,776 --> 01:01:42,949
[burning]
1435
01:01:43,746 --> 01:01:45,012
Jesus.
1436
01:01:45,114 --> 01:01:46,818
[suspenseful music playing]
1437
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,922
[Ash] Damn,
they got the video store.
1438
01:01:49,024 --> 01:01:50,890
[Eli] All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1439
01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:52,290
- in the champagne room.
- [electricity crackling]
1440
01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:53,355
[grunts]
1441
01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:03,303
Garrett was a good dude.
1442
01:02:03,872 --> 01:02:07,237
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1443
01:02:08,477 --> 01:02:09,811
[man] Were you followed?
1444
01:02:13,876 --> 01:02:16,149
[stammers] No.
1445
01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:19,147
- We lost him at the river.
- [suspenseful music playing]
1446
01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:21,383
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1447
01:02:22,018 --> 01:02:23,957
I was somebody, but...
1448
01:02:24,956 --> 01:02:27,862
the old world, that's gone.
1449
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,327
Their faces...
1450
01:02:32,763 --> 01:02:34,066
Their screams...
1451
01:02:35,504 --> 01:02:37,036
I can still hear 'em.
1452
01:02:45,776 --> 01:02:46,980
[Ash] No way.
1453
01:02:49,452 --> 01:02:51,184
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1454
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,316
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1455
01:02:53,918 --> 01:02:55,087
[softly] Fucking... Hey.
1456
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,561
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1457
01:02:59,663 --> 01:03:03,161
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1458
01:03:04,196 --> 01:03:06,560
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1459
01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:11,202
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1460
01:03:11,603 --> 01:03:12,738
[gasps]
1461
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,810
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1462
01:03:15,278 --> 01:03:16,372
Wes Borland...
1463
01:03:17,945 --> 01:03:20,347
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1464
01:03:20,449 --> 01:03:21,408
- [thud]
- Fuck.
1465
01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:24,219
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1466
01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:28,582
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
1467
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,423
And I hid like a coward.
1468
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,123
At least they went out banging
1469
01:03:34,225 --> 01:03:35,490
to the greatest band
in the world.
1470
01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:37,691
Greatest band?
1471
01:03:38,094 --> 01:03:39,395
They died for nothing.
1472
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,101
And so will we.
1473
01:03:43,807 --> 01:03:46,640
[rapping]
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1474
01:03:46,742 --> 01:03:48,468
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1475
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,513
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1476
01:03:51,615 --> 01:03:53,915
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1477
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:59,954
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1478
01:04:01,719 --> 01:04:02,858
Tight.
1479
01:04:04,658 --> 01:04:06,490
So, Fred Durst,
1480
01:04:07,259 --> 01:04:08,695
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1481
01:04:08,797 --> 01:04:10,862
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1482
01:04:10,964 --> 01:04:13,694
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1483
01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:17,101
- Well, so, fuck winter break.
- [suspenseful music playing]
1484
01:04:17,204 --> 01:04:19,102
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1485
01:04:19,204 --> 01:04:21,938
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1486
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,745
where all the robots are at?
1487
01:04:23,847 --> 01:04:26,513
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1488
01:04:26,615 --> 01:04:28,375
uh, at the Kollective.
1489
01:04:28,477 --> 01:04:30,913
They all run on
a centralized network.
1490
01:04:31,015 --> 01:04:32,212
A singular consciousness.
1491
01:04:32,314 --> 01:04:34,985
Infect one, infect them all,
1492
01:04:35,087 --> 01:04:37,692
you know,
like how in the movies,
1493
01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:41,195
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1494
01:04:41,597 --> 01:04:43,360
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1495
01:04:45,028 --> 01:04:46,561
In Da Penis Day?
1496
01:04:47,669 --> 01:04:50,002
Look, we plug this baby in
1497
01:04:50,104 --> 01:04:53,034
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1498
01:04:53,136 --> 01:04:54,536
Shut the whole thing down.
1499
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,811
Fuck that!
1500
01:04:56,914 --> 01:04:59,844
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1501
01:04:59,947 --> 01:05:01,749
because it works
in the movies?
1502
01:05:01,851 --> 01:05:03,811
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1503
01:05:04,414 --> 01:05:06,218
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1504
01:05:08,086 --> 01:05:09,485
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1505
01:05:11,461 --> 01:05:12,691
Hell to the no.
1506
01:05:12,793 --> 01:05:14,622
This plan sucks shit.
1507
01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:18,362
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1508
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,737
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1509
01:05:22,839 --> 01:05:25,239
So you think
we should just give up?
1510
01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:27,837
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1511
01:05:27,939 --> 01:05:30,011
Maybe I was once.
1512
01:05:32,175 --> 01:05:34,114
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1513
01:05:34,383 --> 01:05:35,346
[Ash] No.
1514
01:05:36,047 --> 01:05:39,185
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1515
01:05:40,788 --> 01:05:42,449
Every day, I would go home
1516
01:05:42,551 --> 01:05:44,084
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1517
01:05:44,186 --> 01:05:45,591
over and over again.
1518
01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:47,122
I know it all. Here.
1519
01:05:47,224 --> 01:05:48,797
[motivational music playing]
1520
01:05:48,899 --> 01:05:51,425
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1521
01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:53,766
we found each other
because of Limp.
1522
01:05:53,869 --> 01:05:56,068
We were family
because of Limp.
1523
01:05:56,170 --> 01:05:59,403
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1524
01:06:01,611 --> 01:06:04,375
This hat means something.
1525
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:07,081
Or at least it used to.
1526
01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,077
So put it on
1527
01:06:10,579 --> 01:06:12,747
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1528
01:06:13,049 --> 01:06:15,287
[music swells]
1529
01:06:29,636 --> 01:06:30,566
[sighs]
1530
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:38,277
Fuck it.
1531
01:06:39,681 --> 01:06:40,980
Let's break stuff.
1532
01:06:41,082 --> 01:06:42,212
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
1533
01:06:42,314 --> 01:06:43,818
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1534
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,249
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1535
01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:47,584
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1536
01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:50,585
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1537
01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:52,354
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1538
01:06:52,456 --> 01:06:54,194
- ♪ Is to stay away ♪
- [screams]
1539
01:06:54,296 --> 01:06:56,330
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1540
01:06:56,432 --> 01:06:57,329
Yeah!
1541
01:06:58,467 --> 01:06:59,397
Whoo!
1542
01:07:00,496 --> 01:07:02,268
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1543
01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:05,267
So, like, what inspires you?
1544
01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,701
Let's talk about it later, okay?
1545
01:07:07,975 --> 01:07:09,906
[suspenseful music playing]
1546
01:07:10,008 --> 01:07:12,280
[machines whirring]
1547
01:07:12,949 --> 01:07:14,679
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1548
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,282
Fucking suicide.
1549
01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:18,119
Follow me.
1550
01:07:21,088 --> 01:07:22,390
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1551
01:07:22,492 --> 01:07:23,487
second home.
1552
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,457
Kept on forgetting my key.
1553
01:07:27,761 --> 01:07:28,624
[Eli grunts]
1554
01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:31,231
So, I stashed a spare.
1555
01:07:32,931 --> 01:07:33,827
Danny's idea.
1556
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:37,470
[suspenseful music playing]
1557
01:07:37,672 --> 01:07:38,932
You see that?
1558
01:07:39,602 --> 01:07:41,208
Something's happening
in the gym.
1559
01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:45,178
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1560
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,742
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1561
01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:50,547
Yo, come on.
1562
01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,253
[CJ] What is it?
1563
01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:08,631
[CJ] What the fuck
did they do to them?
1564
01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:11,935
[Ash] They're turning us
into machines
1565
01:08:12,037 --> 01:08:13,306
for the machines.
1566
01:08:13,906 --> 01:08:15,143
[Eli] Sir?
1567
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:17,640
Hey.
1568
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,609
You okay?
1569
01:08:21,549 --> 01:08:22,513
Oh.
1570
01:08:23,211 --> 01:08:24,485
[sighs]
1571
01:08:24,587 --> 01:08:25,448
[CJ] That eye,
1572
01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:27,320
- they're inside of him.
- [dial-up tone]
1573
01:08:35,829 --> 01:08:36,927
Wes Borland.
1574
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:38,193
Come on, let's go.
1575
01:08:38,295 --> 01:08:41,730
[robot distorted chatter]
1576
01:08:42,871 --> 01:08:45,606
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1577
01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:47,642
[distorted chatter]
1578
01:08:47,744 --> 01:08:49,171
[distorted screeching]
1579
01:08:49,273 --> 01:08:50,906
Fred Durst, look out!
1580
01:08:51,008 --> 01:08:51,905
[grunts]
1581
01:08:53,748 --> 01:08:54,982
- [thuds]
- No!
1582
01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,745
- [distorted screeching]
- No! [shouts]
1583
01:08:57,586 --> 01:08:58,445
Uh-oh.
1584
01:08:58,547 --> 01:09:00,614
- [grunting]
- [clattering]
1585
01:09:00,716 --> 01:09:02,918
- [thudding]
- [tense music playing]
1586
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:05,226
[panting]
1587
01:09:08,763 --> 01:09:09,923
[CJ coughing]
1588
01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:13,861
[shuddering] Hey.
1589
01:09:15,871 --> 01:09:18,767
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1590
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,539
[grunting]
1591
01:09:23,046 --> 01:09:24,842
[rapping]
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1592
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,746
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1593
01:09:27,215 --> 01:09:28,849
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1594
01:09:29,285 --> 01:09:31,544
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1595
01:09:31,647 --> 01:09:34,250
- [coughing]
- That flow again.
1596
01:09:34,353 --> 01:09:36,523
- [sputtering]
- You saved me.
1597
01:09:36,925 --> 01:09:38,325
I thought you hated me.
1598
01:09:40,158 --> 01:09:41,658
[coughs] Rap is rap.
1599
01:09:43,259 --> 01:09:44,628
[CJ groaning]
1600
01:09:49,932 --> 01:09:52,867
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1601
01:09:54,977 --> 01:09:56,409
What about next to a homie?
1602
01:09:58,078 --> 01:10:00,140
[somber music playing]
1603
01:10:00,242 --> 01:10:01,381
[exhales]
1604
01:10:12,060 --> 01:10:13,921
[suspenseful music playing]
1605
01:10:15,525 --> 01:10:18,297
[crowd chattering worriedly]
1606
01:10:18,399 --> 01:10:20,167
[wo(man)] What are they
going to do to us?
1607
01:10:20,269 --> 01:10:22,002
[man] They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1608
01:10:22,104 --> 01:10:23,330
[woman 2]
I got to get out of here!
1609
01:10:23,966 --> 01:10:26,372
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1610
01:10:26,474 --> 01:10:29,273
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1611
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:33,146
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1612
01:10:33,248 --> 01:10:37,279
- [whirring]
- [tense music playing]
1613
01:10:37,381 --> 01:10:38,913
So take a load off.
1614
01:10:39,015 --> 01:10:42,582
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1615
01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,487
[Laura] There's our mothership.
1616
01:10:44,589 --> 01:10:46,024
[Eli] They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1617
01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:47,561
We can still stop it.
1618
01:10:48,064 --> 01:10:49,561
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1619
01:10:50,728 --> 01:10:53,466
[Laura] Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1620
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:56,370
That's what I do best, pimp.
1621
01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,039
What's up, fools?
1622
01:11:00,141 --> 01:11:01,870
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1623
01:11:02,371 --> 01:11:03,570
[man 1] No!
1624
01:11:03,672 --> 01:11:05,374
[wo(man)] No one
cares about
1625
01:11:05,476 --> 01:11:06,808
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1626
01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:09,080
- Fucking bombing.
- [man 2] You suck, Fred Durst!
1627
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,680
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1628
01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,680
[man 3] We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1629
01:11:12,782 --> 01:11:14,287
[man 4]
Just not in the mood, bro!
1630
01:11:14,389 --> 01:11:17,190
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1631
01:11:17,292 --> 01:11:19,193
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1632
01:11:19,295 --> 01:11:20,520
- on the Family Values Tour.
- [man booing]
1633
01:11:21,023 --> 01:11:22,994
[robot] Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1634
01:11:23,564 --> 01:11:26,430
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1635
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,336
Did you know
that computers work
1636
01:11:28,438 --> 01:11:30,866
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1637
01:11:30,968 --> 01:11:32,965
- [robots playing upbeat music]
- [laughs] Oh, shit.
1638
01:11:33,068 --> 01:11:36,541
[robot] No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1639
01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:38,909
[Laura] Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1640
01:11:39,011 --> 01:11:40,781
[beeping]
1641
01:11:40,883 --> 01:11:41,913
[alarm blaring]
1642
01:11:42,015 --> 01:11:43,344
No, no, come on.
1643
01:11:43,446 --> 01:11:44,616
Defense system?
1644
01:11:46,117 --> 01:11:47,514
[sighs]
1645
01:11:47,616 --> 01:11:49,523
- [alarm blaring]
- No.
1646
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:50,655
Eli?
1647
01:11:52,023 --> 01:11:53,152
Eli?
1648
01:11:53,254 --> 01:11:54,458
- [Robin] No! What's happening?
- [robot] Please step on
1649
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,989
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1650
01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:58,527
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1651
01:11:58,629 --> 01:12:00,563
- [Robin] No, no, no!
- [exclaims]
1652
01:12:00,665 --> 01:12:02,535
[robot] Welcome
to the next phase
1653
01:12:02,637 --> 01:12:05,136
- of techno evolution.
- [exclaims] What? [gasping]
1654
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,540
Set your mind at ease.
1655
01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:09,036
[machine punches]
1656
01:12:10,038 --> 01:12:13,944
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1657
01:12:14,346 --> 01:12:15,812
Enjoy the digital realm.
1658
01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:22,056
[Fred] Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1659
01:12:22,158 --> 01:12:24,085
We were backstage.
And she was...
1660
01:12:24,187 --> 01:12:26,291
- I'd like to go home already!
- [wo(man)] Get off the stage!
1661
01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:27,523
- [crowd booing]
- What the fuck?
1662
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,690
You think
you're better than him,
1663
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,162
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1664
01:12:30,264 --> 01:12:32,964
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1665
01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:34,765
[crowd booing]
1666
01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:36,938
- [Ash] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- [Eli] Hey, hey, hey!
1667
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,501
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1668
01:12:38,603 --> 01:12:40,738
[loudly] Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1669
01:12:41,572 --> 01:12:43,175
The Kollective has your back.
1670
01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:44,745
- Yeah, dude!
- [homie barking]
1671
01:12:44,847 --> 01:12:45,977
[homies laugh]
1672
01:12:46,079 --> 01:12:47,008
[booing stops]
1673
01:12:48,115 --> 01:12:49,417
Before tonight,
1674
01:12:50,549 --> 01:12:52,514
I had one friend
in this world.
1675
01:12:52,616 --> 01:12:54,783
[motivational music playing]
1676
01:12:54,885 --> 01:12:59,288
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1677
01:12:59,390 --> 01:13:00,890
[breath trembling]
1678
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:07,066
But tonight,
I went through hell
1679
01:13:07,168 --> 01:13:08,865
with all of these people.
1680
01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:11,868
People I never even
gave a chance.
1681
01:13:13,309 --> 01:13:16,169
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1682
01:13:17,442 --> 01:13:19,609
We are our own enemies.
1683
01:13:20,078 --> 01:13:23,776
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1684
01:13:24,179 --> 01:13:27,983
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1685
01:13:28,085 --> 01:13:32,460
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1686
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,794
- human.
- [music stops]
1687
01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:39,430
- [man 1] What?
- [crowd murmuring]
1688
01:13:39,532 --> 01:13:40,998
[man 2]
Who the fuck is this kid?
1689
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:41,997
What?
1690
01:13:43,803 --> 01:13:46,200
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1691
01:13:46,736 --> 01:13:48,538
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1692
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,140
we may as well
go down together.
1693
01:13:51,643 --> 01:13:53,778
[playing Faith by Limp Bizkit]
1694
01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:02,448
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1695
01:14:02,984 --> 01:14:05,520
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1696
01:14:05,622 --> 01:14:07,823
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1697
01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:10,295
- ♪ Has got a body like me ♪
- [trilling]
1698
01:14:10,398 --> 01:14:12,460
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1699
01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:15,468
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1700
01:14:15,571 --> 01:14:17,797
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1701
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,000
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1702
01:14:20,103 --> 01:14:21,836
- ♪ Oh, but I need ♪
- [spotlight clanks]
1703
01:14:21,938 --> 01:14:26,447
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1704
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:30,413
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1705
01:14:30,949 --> 01:14:33,284
[Fred and crowd]
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1706
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,917
♪ Without devotion ♪
1707
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:38,325
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1708
01:14:38,427 --> 01:14:40,258
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1709
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,257
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1710
01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:44,591
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1711
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,496
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1712
01:14:47,598 --> 01:14:49,537
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1713
01:14:49,939 --> 01:14:51,369
♪ Baby ♪
1714
01:14:51,871 --> 01:14:53,735
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1715
01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:55,068
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1716
01:14:55,170 --> 01:14:57,443
There's no way around
the security system.
1717
01:14:57,545 --> 01:14:59,038
[The Construct]
What's going down,
1718
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:00,874
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1719
01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:02,648
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1720
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,484
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1721
01:15:04,586 --> 01:15:06,520
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1722
01:15:06,622 --> 01:15:09,055
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1723
01:15:09,157 --> 01:15:10,490
Got milk, bitch?
1724
01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:13,558
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1725
01:15:13,660 --> 01:15:15,261
[mockingly]
"Enslaving humanity
1726
01:15:15,363 --> 01:15:17,496
is not fucking rational."
1727
01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:19,595
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1728
01:15:19,697 --> 01:15:21,699
you were already our slaves.
1729
01:15:21,802 --> 01:15:24,198
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1730
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,173
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
1731
01:15:27,275 --> 01:15:28,409
[robot] Assimilation
1732
01:15:28,511 --> 01:15:30,509
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1733
01:15:30,611 --> 01:15:32,074
- Shit.
- [Eli] You've got to get us in.
1734
01:15:32,176 --> 01:15:33,642
- [beeping rapidly]
- [Laura] I've tried everything.
1735
01:15:33,744 --> 01:15:34,915
I don't think I can do that.
1736
01:15:35,017 --> 01:15:36,144
Yes, you can.
1737
01:15:36,778 --> 01:15:38,113
You're RoxyGurl20.
1738
01:15:39,319 --> 01:15:41,651
Aw, young love.
1739
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,986
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1740
01:15:44,088 --> 01:15:45,753
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1741
01:15:45,856 --> 01:15:47,122
- Shit!
- [keyboard clacking]
1742
01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,493
Open sesame.
1743
01:15:49,596 --> 01:15:51,362
- [whooshing, blaring]
- Yes!
1744
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:52,895
- Yeah, baby.
- [laughs]
1745
01:15:52,998 --> 01:15:55,168
- [intense music playing]
- [Laura] Jacking in.
1746
01:15:55,270 --> 01:15:57,271
[system beeping, trilling]
1747
01:15:57,373 --> 01:15:59,839
Scanning root system directory.
1748
01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:02,676
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1749
01:16:03,176 --> 01:16:04,375
Hello!
1750
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:07,079
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1751
01:16:08,015 --> 01:16:10,348
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1752
01:16:10,450 --> 01:16:12,184
I make this look good.
1753
01:16:12,286 --> 01:16:14,118
[whooshing, crashes]
1754
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,185
Jackpot!
1755
01:16:15,288 --> 01:16:16,354
[whirring]
1756
01:16:16,456 --> 01:16:17,620
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1757
01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:19,390
- [laughing]
- That was tight!
1758
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:21,358
You did it. Great job!
1759
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:22,595
[crowd singing]
1760
01:16:22,697 --> 01:16:24,495
And look,
everybody's singing along
1761
01:16:24,597 --> 01:16:27,134
with that loser Fred Durst.
1762
01:16:27,236 --> 01:16:29,098
It just makes me so...
1763
01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:32,131
- [distorted] fucking pissed.
- [powering up]
1764
01:16:32,233 --> 01:16:34,134
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1765
01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:35,574
- into overdrive...
- [electricity crackling]
1766
01:16:35,676 --> 01:16:37,610
...finish off
this shithole town,
1767
01:16:37,712 --> 01:16:40,345
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1768
01:16:40,447 --> 01:16:41,643
- [rapid beeping]
- ...now.
1769
01:16:41,745 --> 01:16:42,845
[robot] Assimilation
1770
01:16:42,947 --> 01:16:44,885
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1771
01:16:44,987 --> 01:16:46,085
Ready?
1772
01:16:46,187 --> 01:16:47,883
[beeping faster]
1773
01:16:47,985 --> 01:16:50,654
[robot] Assimilation
87% complete.
1774
01:16:50,756 --> 01:16:52,422
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1775
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,426
[Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1776
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,428
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1777
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,163
[electricity crackling]
1778
01:16:59,265 --> 01:17:00,361
[screams]
1779
01:17:00,463 --> 01:17:05,269
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
1780
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,268
[beeping faster]
1781
01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:12,108
[dramatic music playing]
1782
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,748
- [echoing] ...fucked.
- [Danny] One of these days...
1783
01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,176
- [whispering] Fuck her.
- [echoing] ...fucked.
1784
01:17:17,278 --> 01:17:18,713
[Danny] ...one of us
is gonna use it.
1785
01:17:18,815 --> 01:17:21,020
Fuck me! [moaning]
1786
01:17:21,122 --> 01:17:22,052
Fucked!
1787
01:17:23,224 --> 01:17:24,285
I got this.
1788
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:25,822
Oh.
1789
01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:28,760
- [The Construct] A condom?
- Okay.
1790
01:17:28,862 --> 01:17:30,592
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1791
01:17:30,694 --> 01:17:31,728
[Eli] Pinch the tip.
1792
01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:33,998
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
[chuckles]
1793
01:17:35,130 --> 01:17:37,538
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1794
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,536
[Fred and crowd]
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1795
01:17:39,638 --> 01:17:41,368
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1796
01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:44,475
- [robot] 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1797
01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:45,908
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1798
01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:48,076
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1799
01:17:48,179 --> 01:17:50,281
- [robot] 96.
- [The Construct] You need us.
1800
01:17:50,383 --> 01:17:51,482
[robot] 97.
1801
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:52,715
[The Construct] We are
1802
01:17:52,817 --> 01:17:54,720
- your God!
- [robot] 99.
1803
01:17:54,822 --> 01:17:57,788
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1804
01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,623
- [robot] 100 percent.
- [all shouting]
1805
01:18:00,725 --> 01:18:02,961
[dramatic music swells]
1806
01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,058
- [electricity crackling]
- [both shout]
1807
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,533
- [powering down]
- [clamoring]
1808
01:18:07,635 --> 01:18:10,837
- [clattering]
- [women screaming]
1809
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,209
- [crowd cheering]
- [clattering]
1810
01:18:25,786 --> 01:18:29,785
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1811
01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:32,787
[crowd cheering, whistling]
1812
01:18:32,889 --> 01:18:34,124
[Ash] Yo, Prom Committee,
1813
01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:36,591
nice work
on the computer shit.
1814
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,058
Fucking nerd. [chuckles]
1815
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,096
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
[laughs]
1816
01:18:41,198 --> 01:18:43,131
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1817
01:18:43,233 --> 01:18:45,932
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1818
01:18:46,034 --> 01:18:48,407
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1819
01:18:48,509 --> 01:18:50,870
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1820
01:18:50,972 --> 01:18:52,906
[distorted buzzing]
1821
01:18:53,008 --> 01:18:54,144
[AOL voice] Goodbye.
1822
01:18:55,713 --> 01:18:56,715
- Son!
- Eli?
1823
01:18:56,817 --> 01:18:57,847
- Hey.
- [Robin, gasps] You're okay.
1824
01:18:57,949 --> 01:18:58,912
- [Robin gasping]
- Hey, hey, hey.
1825
01:18:59,014 --> 01:19:00,480
- Oh, my God.
- [sighs]
1826
01:19:01,421 --> 01:19:02,386
You all right?
1827
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,291
Yeah. All right.
1828
01:19:04,727 --> 01:19:09,225
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1829
01:19:10,628 --> 01:19:12,129
I love you guys.
1830
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,366
Could we get that in writing?
1831
01:19:15,468 --> 01:19:17,838
[all chuckle]
1832
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,406
How is that?
1833
01:19:20,508 --> 01:19:22,970
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1834
01:19:23,072 --> 01:19:24,878
It's actually kind of nice.
1835
01:19:26,112 --> 01:19:29,377
Yeah. [clears throat]
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1836
01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:34,254
Were you with him
when it happened?
1837
01:19:34,657 --> 01:19:36,950
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1838
01:19:37,052 --> 01:19:38,658
[dramatic music playing]
1839
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,159
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1840
01:19:43,661 --> 01:19:44,865
He saved us...
1841
01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:47,628
with Tae Bo. [laughs]
1842
01:19:47,730 --> 01:19:48,902
[laughs]
1843
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,437
[lively chatter]
1844
01:20:03,449 --> 01:20:04,610
[beeps]
1845
01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:07,286
- [man 1] Yo! That's the guy!
- [crowd cheers, applause]
1846
01:20:07,388 --> 01:20:08,787
[Fred] Wes!
1847
01:20:08,889 --> 01:20:10,589
[man 1] He saved us
with a song!
1848
01:20:10,691 --> 01:20:12,588
[Fred] Oh, my God! We did it!
1849
01:20:12,690 --> 01:20:14,622
[crowd cheering]
1850
01:20:14,724 --> 01:20:16,061
Whoo!
1851
01:20:16,826 --> 01:20:18,327
Yeah, baby!
1852
01:20:19,162 --> 01:20:21,363
[wo(man)]
You gave humanity faith!
1853
01:20:27,337 --> 01:20:29,509
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh... [chuckles]
1854
01:20:29,612 --> 01:20:31,309
[Nugz] Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1855
01:20:31,412 --> 01:20:32,844
[chuckles]
1856
01:20:32,946 --> 01:20:36,242
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1857
01:20:36,678 --> 01:20:39,784
[Nugz] What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey. [chuckles]
1858
01:20:39,886 --> 01:20:42,389
Where are my manners?
[laughing]
1859
01:20:42,491 --> 01:20:44,320
No, we're good, thanks.
1860
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,694
- Thank you.
- [Nugz] All right! [laughs]
1861
01:20:47,796 --> 01:20:49,755
- Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
- [Jonas laughs]
1862
01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,196
[Nugz] Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1863
01:20:52,864 --> 01:20:54,059
That's probably good.
1864
01:20:54,161 --> 01:20:56,464
[indistinct chatter]
1865
01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:01,403
[Laura] Looking for someone?
1866
01:21:02,573 --> 01:21:03,570
Oh.
1867
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:05,412
Hey.
1868
01:21:05,514 --> 01:21:07,081
Just wanted to say, um,
1869
01:21:07,884 --> 01:21:10,516
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1870
01:21:10,618 --> 01:21:12,645
at the party or after
1871
01:21:13,421 --> 01:21:14,383
or at all.
1872
01:21:15,051 --> 01:21:16,319
There was a lot going on.
1873
01:21:17,391 --> 01:21:19,086
For sure.
1874
01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:20,587
[soft romantic music playing]
1875
01:21:22,565 --> 01:21:24,225
You know, I kind of thought
1876
01:21:24,327 --> 01:21:27,660
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1877
01:21:33,509 --> 01:21:35,804
- Wow.
- [chuckles]
1878
01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:37,745
What? "Wow"? What?
1879
01:21:37,847 --> 01:21:39,976
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1880
01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:41,575
- [laughing]
- Why did I say that?
1881
01:21:42,912 --> 01:21:44,248
Not very smooth.
1882
01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:49,550
[romantic music continuing]
1883
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:04,964
[electricity crackling,
clattering]
1884
01:22:05,066 --> 01:22:09,405
[birds chirping]
1885
01:22:11,679 --> 01:22:14,515
[distortion on radio]
1886
01:22:14,617 --> 01:22:15,715
[man, on radio] Of course,
1887
01:22:15,817 --> 01:22:17,116
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1888
01:22:17,218 --> 01:22:20,251
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1889
01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,920
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1890
01:22:23,022 --> 01:22:24,320
[Ash] Tell him what's up
for me.
1891
01:22:24,422 --> 01:22:25,723
[man] And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1892
01:22:25,825 --> 01:22:27,090
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1893
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,361
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1894
01:22:30,463 --> 01:22:33,033
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1895
01:22:33,135 --> 01:22:34,864
[Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
by Limp Bizkit playing]
1896
01:22:34,966 --> 01:22:36,531
[laughs] Fucking sellout.
1897
01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:38,464
[dramatic music playing]
1898
01:22:38,566 --> 01:22:40,834
[Eli] What's up, man?
How you been?
1899
01:22:41,536 --> 01:22:44,409
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1900
01:22:44,979 --> 01:22:48,042
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1901
01:22:48,144 --> 01:22:49,843
but you know, who knows?
1902
01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,217
Started a music blog.
1903
01:22:53,281 --> 01:22:54,920
So Said the Turntable.
1904
01:22:55,022 --> 01:22:56,922
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1905
01:22:57,024 --> 01:22:58,590
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
1906
01:22:58,692 --> 01:23:00,291
Laura's killing it.
1907
01:23:01,225 --> 01:23:03,758
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1908
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,860
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1909
01:23:07,830 --> 01:23:10,831
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1910
01:23:10,934 --> 01:23:12,105
[bag zips]
1911
01:23:15,242 --> 01:23:18,270
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1912
01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,311
- [chuckles]
- But yeah.
1913
01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,183
I miss you, Sticky.
1914
01:23:28,821 --> 01:23:31,025
[window whirring]
1915
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:35,194
[Ash] All good?
1916
01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,964
- Yeah.
- [engine starts]
1917
01:23:39,066 --> 01:23:40,731
['90s pop rock music
playing on iPod]
1918
01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,262
[song forwarding]
1919
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,163
- Fucking...
- [song continues]
1920
01:23:44,265 --> 01:23:45,666
Skip-proof, my ass.
1921
01:23:46,508 --> 01:23:47,435
[gear shifts]
1922
01:23:47,537 --> 01:23:49,476
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1923
01:23:49,578 --> 01:23:50,671
[Laura] What? No!
1924
01:23:52,548 --> 01:23:54,845
♪ Closing time ♪
1925
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:57,148
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1926
01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:01,687
- ♪ But you can't stay here ♪
- [static]
1927
01:24:01,789 --> 01:24:03,088
[The Construct laughing]
1928
01:24:03,190 --> 01:24:07,825
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1929
01:24:08,327 --> 01:24:13,025
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1930
01:24:13,495 --> 01:24:16,536
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1931
01:24:16,638 --> 01:24:17,633
[distortion, static]
1932
01:24:17,869 --> 01:24:20,371
[trilling]
1933
01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:25,341
[robot]
Welcome to the digital realm.
1934
01:24:25,443 --> 01:24:28,342
Are you ready to get
[echoing] down?
1935
01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:30,083
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1936
01:24:30,185 --> 01:24:31,844
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1937
01:24:31,946 --> 01:24:34,121
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1938
01:24:34,223 --> 01:24:36,221
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1939
01:24:36,323 --> 01:24:37,685
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1940
01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,059
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1941
01:24:40,161 --> 01:24:41,962
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1942
01:24:42,064 --> 01:24:43,525
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1943
01:24:43,627 --> 01:24:45,932
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1944
01:24:46,034 --> 01:24:46,929
- ♪ Thighs like what ♪
- [crashes]
1945
01:24:47,031 --> 01:24:48,233
♪ What, what ♪
1946
01:24:48,335 --> 01:24:50,067
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1947
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:51,500
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1948
01:24:51,602 --> 01:24:54,072
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1949
01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:55,941
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1950
01:24:56,043 --> 01:24:57,502
[distorted] ♪ All night long ♪
1951
01:24:57,872 --> 01:25:02,710
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
1952
01:25:03,686 --> 01:25:05,513
[echoing] ♪ Baby ♪
1953
01:25:05,615 --> 01:25:07,787
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1954
01:25:07,890 --> 01:25:08,819
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1955
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:10,190
♪ Da na da na ♪
1956
01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,551
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1957
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,389
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1958
01:25:13,491 --> 01:25:15,462
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1959
01:25:15,564 --> 01:25:16,289
[song ends]
1960
01:25:16,391 --> 01:25:17,457
[robot] Congratulations.
1961
01:25:17,559 --> 01:25:19,965
That was
[echoing] fucking tight.
1962
01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:23,665
[intense electronic music
playing]
1963
01:26:21,425 --> 01:26:24,462
[dreamy instrumental music
playing]
1964
01:27:18,854 --> 01:27:21,717
[tense music playing]
1965
01:27:46,848 --> 01:27:49,745
[music intensifying]
1966
01:29:27,908 --> 01:29:30,945
[serene instrumental music
playing]
1967
01:30:22,598 --> 01:30:25,670
[epic synth music playing]
1968
01:31:21,963 --> 01:31:22,694
[Eli] Damn.