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{\an8}<i>An armed conflict has arisen
on Planet Barka, next.</i>

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<i>A state of emergency has been
declared for all Barkan territories.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We have received reports
of orbital bombing in the area,</i>

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{\an8}<i>destroying the surface of the planet.</i>

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<i>The Trade Federation
is being accused of genocide.</i>

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<i>It's these deceitful tactics
used by the Trade Federation</i>

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<i>that made us form the union
against them in the first place.</i>

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<i>We should all place great importance
on local sovereignty.</i>

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<i>Here at Unity, we object to
the Trade Federation's barbaric behavior</i>

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<i>shown on this battlefield.</i>

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<i>Many within the Trade Federation
are demanding answers for this violence.</i>

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<i>There are reports of secret tribunals
being held behind closed doors.</i>

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Damn it!

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What the hell's going on?

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Let go.

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Take this shit off me.

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YAKITORI: SOLDIERS OF MISFORTUNE

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YAKITORI

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ONE WEEK PRE-BARKAN DISPATCH

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MARS STATION, AKA "THE KITCHEN"
MANAGEMENT STAFF AREA

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Chicken here isn't too bad,
is it, Mr. Akira?

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So, then,

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as a fellow Yakitori,
what are your thoughts?

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Forcing a Yakitori to eat chicken
and asking how it is?

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I only came
because you're paying tonight, Pupkin.

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You know, you're kind of a twisted guy.

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Nothing wrong with a bit of cannibalism.

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Your order, sir.

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Hey, can I ask you something?

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Hmm?

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Where exactly did the name Yakitori
originate from anyway?

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Well, at first,
you guys were known as Turkeys.

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Turkeys? That's nothing like Yakitori.

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It's because there were more Americans
in the program to start.

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In America, they have a tradition

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where they eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

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<i>It's a holiday they celebrate.</i>

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<i>One particular event
involves the president</i>

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<i>pardoning a turkey from slaughter.</i>

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Apparently, it was ironic
that turkeys were given mercy,

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yet they were sent to die.

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The soldiers called themselves Turkeys
to make a point.

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That's stupid.

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So, how did it go
from that to chicken meat instead?

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They once returned
injured orbital infantrymen

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to the surface.

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They were burned from the atmosphere.

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Someone called the charred bodies
chicken yakitori and that was that.

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The name stuck
and eventually got adopted into Srilankan.

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That's really messed up.

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Yakitori are just equipment.

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According to the Trade Federation,

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you're not considered soldiers to them.

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You could even say
you're a consumable good,

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worthless after use.

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Fodder that isn't worth the effort.

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To be honest,

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I hate this.

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Deep down inside, I despise it.

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So, what am I doing about it?

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Giving me some hope.

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{\an8}ONE WEEK AFTER THE BARKAN INCIDENT

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{\an8}TRADE FEDERATION HOME FLEET

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{\an8}BARKA DISTRICT 142
SPECIAL DISPATCH FLEET BASE

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{\an8}LIKEWISE: MILITARY COURT

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In the name
of honor, fairness, and ethics,

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the court, for the Federation of Commerce,

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hereby opens the floor for this tribunal.

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Now, the defense.

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Pardon.

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Huh?

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What's this?

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Trade Federation Barkan District
special dispatch officers...

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I see.

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And also the Trade Federation Marines.

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Just to confirm,

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I believe you are not
a court-appointed attorney?

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As counsel for the defendants,
I am a private attorney.

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Do you have some doubts
regarding my credentials?

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No, there are no issues
if all your credentials are up-to-date.

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The prosecution may begin.

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Let's hear your opening.

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Hmm.

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Several within the Barkan Fleet
were given a set of classified orders,

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and these actions resulted in grave...

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This is the thanks we get
for cleaning up your mess?

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Screw this!

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And so the prosecution

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will begin presenting
the evidence in our case.

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Now, we would like to call
our first witness to the stand,

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the Trade Federation officer
in charge of the defendants' unit.

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Very well.

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First witness, please take the stand.

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Huh?

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Please state
your name and credentials.

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I am Vasa Pupkin, and I am in charge
of the Special Space Security Industry.

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It is the Ordinary Person Unit

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authorized by the licensing authority

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of the United Nations
and Office of the Government-General,

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which is outsourced
by the Intelligent Species Bureau

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assigned by the Pan-Star System

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and Trade Federation Security Council.

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I assume that you're willing to swear in
before this court.

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I swear to tell the truth
and nothing but the truth

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to the best of my knowledge,

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and I will tell it
of my own free will and testament.

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Very well.

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The prosecution may start.

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Begin questioning.

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Witness, this is an extremely unfortunate
outcome to your program.

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To think the Yakitoris would choose
to perform acts of genocide against Barka...

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I know I never dreamed

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that the military action
of our great Trade Federation

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would do something so horrendous.

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Witness,

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what is your expert opinion
on the matter of their decision?

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Was this not a foreseeable risk
you thought to plan for?

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Like you can trust any of them.

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They're the ones
who said Barka wasn't a risk!

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No, I believe it wasn't foreseeable.

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All of the defendants passed

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the Trade Federation tests
for qualifications

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before they were deployed on this mission.

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However, they still ended up
going berserk and off book.

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And this is the reality.

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Witness,

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please allow me to confirm.

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Is this behavior new to you?

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You oversee the Yakitori.
It's been your job for some time now.

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Yes.

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Unfortunately,
there are many on the record.

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Multiple instances
according to the Federation.

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There was the large-scale theft
of our Great Satisfaction rations

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not long ago.

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Also, an awful situation
where an Earth cat was abused.

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- Oh yes, and--
- Okay, that's enough!

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All right.

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Then let me ask you.

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Has there ever been an act of defiance

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like the indiscriminate massacre
in the city district of Barka?

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Hmm.

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To my knowledge,
I don't believe there has.

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So then, is it correct to say
that this is the first despicable case

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of senseless violence against innocents
who were not causing unrest?

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That in this particular instance,
one could label it a genocide?

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Objection!

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There is no way this particular witness
would have access

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to secret court-martial precedents.

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And therefore, he cannot give
an accurate answer

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to the question posed by the prosecution.

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Objection sustained.

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To the prosecutor,
please rephrase the question.

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Very well, I will.

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Witness,

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are these the Yakitori members
you recruited?

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Yes, I handpicked this unit.

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K321 was chosen by me on Planet Earth.

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In other words,

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you admit to the court that this unit

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was under your management
when this incident was caused?

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No, by that point,
they would not be considered

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under my management anymore.

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They were under the command

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of the Trade Federation
Barkan Dispatch Fleet

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at the time of the incident.

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Hey, Pupkin, you bastard!

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Are you just trying to save your own ass?

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I see.

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So then, let me ask
the witness once again.

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Was the Yakitori unit
as a whole responsible

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for the genocide on Planet Barka?

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Yakitori training includes
a number of mental-preservation measures.

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Ah! We don't need the technical details.

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Let me ask you
this question directly, then.

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Was the genocide made possible

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because it was
Unit K321 working the mission?

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Could it have been avoided

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if any other Yakitori unit
had been chosen instead?

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I see.

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If the use of heavy weapons in the city

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and the orbital bombardment
was the trigger,

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then unfortunately, I think,

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well,

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I would have to say yes to that.

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As this is a crucial point, witness,
we need a clear statement.

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The incident that occurred on Planet Barka

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was only possible
because of Unit K321's involvement.

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I believe that to be true.

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Freaking bastard!

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You betrayed us!

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You...

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you knowingly did this!

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DAY BEFORE COURT MARTIAL TRIAL

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We're at a critical moment.

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Sorry to keep you waiting.

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You seem quite tired.

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We can't deny what happened on Barka.

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Since we can't, they'll be searching for
someone to blame for it.

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Cook, I'm going to be upfront with you.

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The situation is not looking good.

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Why do you think that?

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This situation,

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the bombardment of Barka
was requested

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because they believed it wasn't
in violation of the rules of engagement

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against orbital weapons.

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Some are even calling
for a dissection of their brains

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to check for mental stability.

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I don't believe it'll get that far.

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Uh... Huh?

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Perhaps I could make
a very small suggestion to you.

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Now, over to the defense.

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Your cross-examination.

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Before that, Your Honor,

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may I quickly ask
the prosecution something?

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It's about the witness

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and his expertise on this matter.

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The prosecution?

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They are welcome to ask.

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In regards to this witness,

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I'd like to ask
what are his qualifications exactly?

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You never informed us.

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Is the person in charge
of the Special Space Security Industry

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Jurisdiction Ordinary Person Unit

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authorized by the joint licensing
authority of the United Nations

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and Office of the Government-General

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outsourced
by the Intelligent Species Bureau

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designated by the Pan-Star System
Trade Federation Security Council

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part of the quality control department?

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I'm sorry, but what point
are you trying to make?

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If it's all right to speak candidly,

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I found this very curious from the start.

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We don't fully understand
why this trial

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is being held in this court
in the first place.

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What do you mean?

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What?

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What are the dogs up to?

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Wait. I don't mean that as a slight
against the authority of this court.

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The defense is simply posing a question.

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Is this the appropriate court
for this trial?

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We believe that perhaps these charges
should be tried as something different.

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One moment, please.

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Would you mind explaining your reasoning?

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It doesn't sound like you're claiming
the defendants are innocent.

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Of course not.

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To begin,

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let's look at the defendants.

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Who

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are these defendants we're speaking of?

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This isn't what I expected!

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Order in the court!

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Order in the court!

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Do you not see
that the defendants are right there?

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Ah, but I pose a query to the court.

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This group of Yakitoris,
these humans you see before you,

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do you find it appropriate
to label them as defendants?

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I... I'm sorry?
I beg your pardon?

257
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:39,708
You Honor!
I ask that you silence this nonsense.

258
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,169
What is the legal definition of Yakitori?

259
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,921
Equipment.

260
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:49,009
Meaning you're prosecuting property
as citizens.

261
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,218
Property?

262
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,388
Let's use a gun
as an example of equipment.

263
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,892
A gun does not shoot a being on its own.

264
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,978
A being is the one who pulls the trigger.

265
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:04,399
In that case, it is the being
who should be tried and not the gun.

266
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,486
Wouldn't you agree with that?

267
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,154
What... what is this?

268
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:13,366
Why would you ever charge the equipment
over the being using it?

269
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,412
When do you plan
to charge the foreign affairs clan?

270
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:22,918
Does this not call into question
the prosecution's sanity?

271
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,880
It is hard to understand
how they can so brazenly commit

272
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,381
an aggravated breach of trust

273
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,217
against the civil service clan

274
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,260
and insult this court!

275
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,058
Plus, it's a waste of public funds.

276
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,353
Order in the court!

277
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,563
Order in the court!

278
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,566
I will hold you all in contempt!

279
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,693
Quiet down now!

280
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,321
Wh... while they may not be tried
as a Trade Federalist,

281
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,906
they clearly broke the rules.

282
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,241
We cannot dismiss

283
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,828
that, as military contractors,
they broke the rules of engagement.

284
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,247
The rules of engagement?

285
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,335
May I assume you're choosing
to change the charges now?

286
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,380
The Yakitori before us
requested an orbital bombardment.

287
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,756
That much is true!

288
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,844
And thus, it was a clear and unambiguous
violation of the rules of engagement!

289
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,054
Even as equipment,

290
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,558
it is obvious they are the ones at fault!

291
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,188
Mr. Pupkin.

292
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,440
Sir.

293
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,278
Did you arrange
for the members of Unit K321

294
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:35,740
to complete courses on the Trade
Federation's military rules of engagement

295
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,951
or, perhaps, other legal matters?

296
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,619
No, I did not.

297
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,996
Not at all?

298
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,497
Not at all.

299
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,623
Your Honor,

300
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,918
does it seem reasonable
to search for features

301
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,754
that were never programmed
into the equipment?

302
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,884
If they were Trade Federalists,

303
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,344
ignorance of the law
would not exempt them.

304
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:57,762
However,

305
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,015
if equipment ordered to eliminate threats

306
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:03,059
against the Trade Federation military
did this,

307
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,938
would the responsibility
then not belong to them,

308
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,943
but instead to the ones
who gave the orders?

309
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:17,157
The ones who gave the orders?

310
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,910
At the time on Barka,

311
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,913
the Trade Federation Army
was taking orders

312
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,208
from the foreign affairs clan's
special envoy.

313
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,542
Isn't that the truth?

314
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,419
Huh? Wait a sec.

315
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,173
Does this mean they're pointing
their fingers at the cats?

316
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,591
There's more.

317
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,969
Trade Federation military
equipment purchases,

318
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,722
they follow
the code of conduct regulations,

319
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,683
as outlined
by the financial and judiciary clan.

320
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,185
That's unprecedented!

321
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:49,272
Court, I ask you to take a look
at the list I've prepared for you.

322
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,733
The names of the financial
and judicial clan authorities

323
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:55,070
responsible for the Fair Trade
Code of Conduct Regulations.

324
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,573
I also have a list
of foreign affairs clan authorities

325
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,409
in charge of negotiations on Barka.

326
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:08,667
It appears there have been no charges
brought against any of them.

327
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,672
So does the prosecution
have any thoughts on this?

328
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,260
Holy crap! He turned it around!

329
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,679
With that statement,

330
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,723
the defense concludes
our cross-examination.

331
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,395
Once again, I ask all of you,

332
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:33,775
why exactly is this trial
being held here in the first place?

333
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,119
- Yeah.
- We were so lucky.

334
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,996
All right!

335
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,249
Great to see you back.

336
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,626
Did you see
the look on his face?

337
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,296
- I'm so glad.
- That's awesome.

338
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,338
Yeah, well done!

339
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:59,759
My dear Yakitoris,
congratulations on your acquittal.

340
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,554
I'm truly happy for you.

341
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,932
Pupkin.

342
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,352
So thank you.

343
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,356
You have carved a new pathway for us.

344
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,401
You're thanking us?

345
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,195
I understand the thanks, but no apology?

346
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,200
Yeah, hit him again!

347
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,708
And just what the hell
do you think you're smiling about?

348
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,962
I'm very moved by all of your work here.

349
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,797
Huh?

350
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,466
Can you believe him?

351
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,343
Don't act like you helped us.

352
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,971
All you did was give
your testimony in court.

353
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,266
What's going on?

354
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:52,520
Well, you see, the Cook here
is the one who pointed out to us

355
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,899
that, technically,
you Yakitoris are equipment.

356
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,859
Huh? Hold on, then.

357
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,571
Are you saying you had this planned
from the beginning of it all?

358
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,033
No. No. I swear I did not.

359
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,120
Basically, you used us today.
Isn't that right?

360
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,122
Mm-hmm.

361
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,708
I suppose I did.

362
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:18,380
However, I still came
to discuss the next job with you.

363
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,423
What? Is this a joke?

364
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,885
Now then, the offer I have for you
isn't a bad deal.

365
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,011
- Huh?
- Hmm.

366
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,056
You'd be sent back to Mars
for a bit more study time.

367
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,892
- We'd be studying?
- What would we do?

368
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:35,063
While you were acquitted on this case,
we can't just ignore Yakitoris

369
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:38,441
who don't know the Trade Federation
military ethics and morals.

370
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,404
And we got orders from those above us

371
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:46,282
that your unit must be educated
right away.

372
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,160
Well, I suppose that makes sense.

373
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,996
Back to the good ol' days of studying,
I guess.

374
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,498
Seriously, what a joke.

375
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:56,459
As long as John Doe isn't
our instructor anymore, it'll be fine.

376
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:57,585
- For sure.
- Yeah.

377
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,046
So what about after?

378
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,924
In all honesty, I have no idea.

379
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,845
If there comes a time when you're
ever assigned to our unit again,

380
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,555
we'd be happy to have you.

381
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,810
I did tell him you guys make
the best decoys after all.

382
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,062
Big talk after we saved your ass!

383
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,150
Huh?

384
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,966
{\an8}THREE MONTHS
AFTER COURT MARTIAL TRIAL

385
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:54,350
After all that time studying back on Mars,

386
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,895
I can't believe they sent us all
back to Barka!

387
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,689
<i>Our simulations were never this shaky!</i>

388
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,484
<i>Oh, crap. I'm gonna hurl!</i>

389
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,153
Be thankful
no one is attacking us this time!

390
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,489
Can you all just shut the hell-- Ah!

391
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,199
<i>Everyone, careful not to bite your tongue!</i>

392
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,241
Too late now!

393
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:30,887
I'll kill you.

394
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,222
Which one is the ambassador?

395
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,394
That would be me!

396
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,938
And just who are
you violent people, anyway?

397
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,440
Has no one taught you
how to introduce yourselves?

398
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,858
- What the hell?
- Akira!

399
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,486
Let's not start a new diplomatic issue!

400
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:32,365
<i>Notification:
Incoming call from Officer Rimel.</i>

401
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,700
<i>Ha, ha.</i>

402
00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,120
Okay, okay.

403
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,871
This is K321.

404
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,123
Target secured.

405
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:42,834
I repeat, target secured.

406
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,336
{\an8}<i>Well done, Yakitoris.</i>

407
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,673
The target has a shitty attitude
considering we saved her ass.

408
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,719
<i>All ambassadors are the same.</i>

409
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,597
<i>Just grin and bear it. You get used to it.</i>

410
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:59,267
<i>So, are we getting an elevator
to pick us up or what?</i>

411
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,395
<i>Unfortunately, we haven't retaken
the elevators control room,</i>

412
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:07,066
<i>so then we have no way
of being able to get you back up here.</i>

413
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,943
I knew this would happen.

414
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,236
Oh, shut up, Erland.

415
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,738
You're such a stick in the mud!

416
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,282
- Oh, he is!
- Hey, come on, you guys!

417
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,075
Will you give it a rest?

418
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,578
All right, what do we do now?

419
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:22,290
Anyone? You got any ideas?

420
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,960
Oh, what's this?
Normally you don't ask <i>our</i> opinions.

421
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,339
Guess it's true.
Some people do change for the better.

422
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,341
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, come on!

423
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:35,053
- We're supposed to be a team.
- We either climb up or we climb down.

424
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,722
Those are all the options we have.

425
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,390
All on our own?

426
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,810
Do you have any idea
how high the space elevator is up there?

427
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,438
It would be insane to climb up so high,

428
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,565
but the surface isn't as far down.

429
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,902
So I guess we climb down.

430
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,905
- Okay, that's enough talking.
- Hmm.

431
00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:55,907
Let's get going.

432
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,371
Here.

433
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,247
Here.

434
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:04,749
- Here.
- Uh...

435
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,085
Here.

436
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:17,261
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Uh!

437
00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:20,556
What a reckless way to decide!

438
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,225
Of course, the Trade Federation--

439
00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:23,309
Ah!

440
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,561
Why don't you wait
until we get out of here alive

441
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,979
before complaining about it?

442
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,322
Akira, you ready to go?

443
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,490
Yeah.

444
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:50,962
Let's roll.

445
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:59,220
Hey, mister? You guys are
with the Trade Federation, aren't you?

446
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,221
Yeah, that's right.

447
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,974
Everyone says
the Trade Federation are the bad guys.

448
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:05,268
Does that mean you people are bad?

449
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,311
I mean, kind of.

450
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,856
Well, I wouldn't call us
the defenders of justice.

451
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,859
It's not that we're the bad guys either.

452
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:13,943
For sure.

453
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:17,280
We're disposable orbital infantrymen.

454
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:19,907
But you can call us...

455
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:24,954
the Yakitori.

456
00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:34,672
Whoo!