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[calming music playing]
[upbeat rock music playing]
[bright music playing]
[cheerful jingle plays]
[crowd clamoring]
[man] Whoo-hoo!
Come on! The show's starting!
[crowd cheers]
[woman] Hero!
[cheering grows louder]
-[feedback squeals] -[drums playing]
[Hero] My name's Hero, and we’re The Molotov Band.
[playing hard rock intro]
[performing epic "Born to Be Wild" cover]
♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
♪ Head out on the highway ♪
♪ Looking for adventure ♪
♪ In whatever comes our-- ♪
-[laughter echoing] -[music fades out]
Wait, wait, wait. [chuckles]
[Hero] We're gonna take a break. We'll be back soon.
Sandro Sanderlei. [scoffs]
[Hero] Excuse me?
Chill, dude. He's just a kid.
You're a kid, with that stupid hair, dummy.
-What? -[kid] You look exactly like him.
Whoa, brat.
-Look at my ink, stupid. Look at it. -Huh?
-Ah. -Oh.
Look at my hair, man.
-Do I look like some trendy moron? -Huh?
Did you hear me singing ''Galopeira'' up on that stage?
Did you?
Why don't you and your pal go make country music?
Jesus! Country my a--
-Ow! -[friend] Mm-mm.
Sweetie, you pick something?
-Oh, hey, look. Mommy's here. -[friend chuckling] Ah.
Today's Júnior's birthday, and he wants to play the guitar.
We're becoming a young man, Júnior, aren't we? [chuckles]
Well, I got that one there. It's a perfect guitar for beginners.
[mom] Oh. Huh.
-I want that one. -[Hero] A Les Paul?
But… but… but… [laughs]
Oh, Júnior, you're…
you're not ready for a guitar like that, okay?
[Júnior] No one asked you.
But what's wrong with this guitar?
Well, because that's a guitar that's meant for professionals.
It'd be like giving a Formula One car to someone who just got their license.
Yeah, but that's helpful when someone's starting out.
Like, to inspire them, right? [chuckles]
[quietly] No, bro.
Who knows, we could have ourselves a… a future rock star, huh?
The boy looks like he enjoys playing with his…
[spluttering] …with his drums… and guitar?
-His instruments. -Mm-hmm.
[chuckles] That's great. Hey, Pança?
Assist our customer here and close the deal with this Les Paul.
-Okay? -[Pança] Course. Uh-huh.
There we are. Take care of her for me, will ya?
-Hey. Careful there. -Herodotus, come talk to me for a minute.
-[Júnior] Herodotus. -Here.
In the back?
[manager] You know this is a business, right?
But he's a kid, Mr. Castelo.
[Castelo] I know. But you know how long it's been since we sold one?
Would you like the ukulele?
-[mom] No. -It's on sale.
[Castelo] You should be thankful.
[Hero] It's the guitar Jimmy Page had, Slash--
[Castelo] Neither of them pay my bills or your salary.
-[Hero] I need this job. -[Castelo] It's over.
-[Hero] C'mon. -[Castelo] You're done.
[Júnior laughing mockingly]
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What's up, man?
What's up is I don't know how I'm paying rent, Pança.
Oh no. Jeez.
Oh, wait.
I wonder if we can talk to my uncle.
-Uncle? -Yeah.
-You never told me you had an uncle. -He's like a second uncle twice removed.
Anyway, point is, he has a band that plays at proms.
-And we could talk to him-- -No. No proms, Pança.
-Why not? -All the dumb drunk kids?
Plus, then I run the risk of someone confusing me with you-know-who
and trying to get me to sing his songs.
Forget it!
Yeah, but…
What do you plan to do about that rent, then, man?
[somber music playing]
[exhales slowly]
Where is it?
-Come again? -Where is it?
You gotta speak up, or I can't hear. Say it. Come on.
Where is the prom located?
Ah, good. That's it.
I'll find out and fill you in, all right? [chuckles]
Ah.
-Oh! -[Pança] Huh?
Pança, you comin' with?
With you?
-Yeah. -[Pança] And, like, quit?
[chuckles] Buddy, you know you're my bro, right?
But I also have to pay rent.
[snickering]
[Hero] What are you laughing at, country bumpkin?
[customer continues laughing]
[Hero grunts]
[reporter on TV] Now, breaking news.
Sandro Sanderlei and Tânia Folia have officially called it quits.
That's right, they have just broken up.
And this time it's for real
because she was the one who decided to finally end things with him.
And my trusty sources, who are never wrong,
have told me that she has even already been seen
with a very famous athlete.
[slurring] Go on, spill that tea, you big blabbermouth.
Shut the hell up, boy!
Stay right here, girl.
-Stay right here. -Hey, boss.
They love talking about Daddy, don't they?
[employee] Are you drinkin' whiskey?
-Hey, come on! -You should be fasting right now.
-What do you want me to do, Agnaldo? -[Sandro] Just look, Naldo! Look, look!
I gotta know, Sandro.
Honey, has the king lost his kingdom?
Because, in your case, I think going forward now
will just mean you're moving backwards.
My boy, don't listen to this Chantecler guy.
-This is humiliating. It's all bullshit. -Ah.
I'm a cow, Naldo. That's why she left.
Oh, you're not fat, kid. You're strong.
-We're strong, man. No way, buddy. -I'm fat.
-[sighs] -[Naldo] Forget that.
With this new record out, the tour, it all will go back to normal.
And with this new liposuction underway,
very soon, you'll be the number one heartthrob in music again.
-But you rest. -Yeah.
Because tomorrow I'm waking you up at six o'clock, kid.
Six o'clock in the morning, Naldo?
-Right. Because at eight, you need to-- -Six in the damn morning.
You gotta get to the clinic at eight o'clock.
And fasting, dammit.
Get out of my face, you wretch. I'll fast.
-Leave me alone! -You are over 30. [laughs]
♪ On this long road of life, I run ♪
♪ And I can't stop! ♪
[in falsetto] ♪ No! ♪
[woman] Mr. Agnaldo.
Oh, Doctor. Was everything all right? Did it all work out?
It will be. That is if he wakes up.
Wait, if he wakes up, you say?
[tense music playing]
But why didn't you tell me he'd been drinking alcohol?
Doctor, he took one sip, then I got the glass from him.
But the boy can drink more than all his gas-guzzlers.
What now? What do I do now?
-Call the press? Cancel the tour, then? -No.
No. This doesn't leave this room, got it?
It is top secret.
-[sighs] -What's the prognosis?
I can't say. He could wake up later today or in six months.
[monitor beeping steadily]
[Naldo] What now, Jacques?
We'll just give it one week.
If he doesn't get better, we'll just tell the press he was admitted
to the hospital with appendicitis.
There will be a nationwide outcry. As well as headlines everywhere.
Sales will increase.
We could maybe even shoot a movie about his life.
[chuckles]
[chuckles softly]
Uh, but of course, we want him to get better.
[flatly] Huh. Clearly.
I'm just gonna tell the press now.
What, are you crazy, Agnaldo?
There's no way I'm letting you do something idiotic like that.
God, imagine the drunk wakes up?
Don't talk about the boy like that. He's going through a bad phase right now.
Yeah, okay. Well, so am I.
Coming here to this shithole,
drinking this sad piss or whatever that girl just served me. Ugh.
[ringtone playing]
[sighs]
-Hello? -Hello? Hey, Unc.
Oh, wow. Carlinho?
-No. It's Nelson. -Who?
Sônia's kid.
-Which Sônia? -Your cousin.
-What's up, Jelson? -It's Nelson.
I spoke with you yesterday. We're already here.
-Yeah, I'm at a friend's office. -We're here, Uncle.
Something came up. Just start without me.
-[call disconnects] -Uh, hello?
-Uncle? -Your uncle?
[spluttering] Uh… wait.
Yeah, no worries. I'll talk to you later.
Love you too. All right.
-I'm his favorite. -[Hero] Bro, look at this.
I look like a wedding cake in this, man.
More like a blue cupcake, actually.
-Are you the vocalist? -[Hero] So they say.
Here's your set list.
"Passionate Hanky-Panky"?
"The Little Snake Dance"? Oh my God. Are you serious?
-Mmm… -What? You got a problem, man?
Nope.
No. Fantastic repertoire. Lucky us, right?
-[Pança] Hmm. -Boy, you crazy?
-[Pança] Hmm? -What are you doing?
-I'm just wiping my fingers. -[sax player] "Wiping my fingers"?
-"Wiping my fingers." Know what that is? -[sheepishly] No.
That very curtain you just defiled was used back in 1989
in Wando's unforgettable Obscene Tour.
That's what that is, kid.
-I'm sorry. -You screw it up, you will pay for it.
-Yeah, I got it. -Get outta here, you punks.
-[Pança] You don't need to be rude. -Go away.
-[sax player] Good evening. -Boy…
-We now present the band Top Cat. -[drum intro playing]
[upbeat, jazzy music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[singing "O Descobridor Dos Sete Mares" in Portuguese]
Energy, man.
[sax player] Boy. Come on, man, smile.
[singing enthusiastically]
[crowd cheers]
-[song ends] -[excited chatter]
-[both giggle] -Hi.
Has anyone ever told you that you really look like Sandro Sanderlei?
Sandro Sanderlei, that country music hillbilly?
[both] Yeah.
People tell me all the time.
Can we get a selfie with you, sir?
-[shutter clicks] -[squeals]
-#AtThePartyWithSandroSanderlei. -So cool! Amazing!
You got groupies, man. [laughs]
Hey, man.
-A pick-me-up, boss. -[bartender] You got it.
-Make it a double. -[bartender] Excited, huh, Tony?
[Tony] All hell's gonna break loose, got it?
We gotta hit 'em hard.
And keep up that momentum.
And at the end, you gotta play a Sandro Sanderlei tune.
Ah, perfect. Great.
I was really looking forward to playing one of his songs.
-[bartender] Take it easy, now. -Look at that, gorgeous.
It's great-- Yo.
Yo, man. What are you doing, man?
That ain't juice.
-[glass clatters] -[grunts]
-You all right? -[Tony] That'll do it.
Bro, is he gonna be all right?
Just relax. All right, man? That's better than an energy drink.
Just give him two minutes, and you'll see.
[in Portuguese] ♪ Whoo-hoo! The Little Snake Dance ♪
♪ Go wiggling your little waist Back and forth ♪
♪ Take this rattle and go wiggling nicely She is pure poison ♪
♪ I am single on the wiggle-waggle My carnival is from January to January ♪
♪ At home, I get beaten up ♪
♪ We're in for a rough ride, whoo! ♪
-[crowd cheers] -[song ends]
[in English] Ladies and gentlemen, we are Top Cat! Yeah!
Guys, I'm gonna jump!
-What do you mean? No. -Here we go.
-[Pança] No! -Yeah!
-[Pança gasps] -[girl] He hit the floor!
-Yeah! -[crowd cheers]
[in Portuguese] ♪ The salt of the earth ♪
[feedback squeals]
-[electricity crackles] -[yelps]
[crowd clamoring]
[Hero, in English] No!
No!
[hard rock playing]
-[death metal voice] ♪ Oh no! ♪ -No. No! No, no, no! No!
The curtain!
[crowd screaming]
The curtain! Hell no!
[flames roar]
[hard rock music swells]
[music ends]
Dammit, bro! Fire, bro! Fire, bro!
I don't believe the mess you just made. My good… Look--
That curtain had immeasurable sentimental value.
-[uncle] Easy. -This curtain was part of Wando's tour.
-Calm down, Tony. -'89, bro.
I'll buy you another.
-Hey, Uncle. Don't be mad. -Don't "uncle" me.
I wasn't even there when you were born.
-Ridiculous. -[Hero] The stage was all wet.
-Very wet. -And I slipped.
-Slipped and fell. -[quietly] No. My mother's breeches. God.
What?
Good God Almighty.
-What? -Shh, be quiet. Wait. Hold on.
[dialing]
Pick up, Agnaldo.
-Hey. What's the deal, man? -Guina.
Listen, Agnaldo, come to the club right now.
Now!
[chuckles, sighs]
[scatting]
-Dude, what are you doing? -[Pança] I'm copying those posers.
♪ Everybody! ♪
Dude, stop messin' with that.
I'm nervous, bro. Let me screw around.
-♪ Everybody! ♪ -[Tony] Hey, fool.
Don't touch the equipment. I'm…
You don't… The damn curtain! I'm…
-I'm… You gotta be kidding! -[knocking]
[uncle] Hey! The man's here! Hey, Agnaldo.
-[laughs] -Hey, man. How you doing?
-[Naldo] Good. -Close your eyes.
-They're closed. Tony, look, here. -Close them tight, now.
You, put your hair up and come here, please.
-Help him, Gilson. -[Pança] Nelson.
Genival, the boy's at the hospital now, hooked up to all these tubes.
-[Pança] Let me help you. -He's not--
-[both scream] -[Genival laughs]
[Naldo gasps]
-[laughs] -Sandro.
-Sandro, my ass. -Whoa, whoa. Calm down, calm down.
-Are you out of your mind, bro? -But you definitely look like him, bro.
-My name is Hero. -Hero? But…
If you get rid of all this hair,
cover up these doodles you have on your body,
and that scar on your forehead,
that's Sandro.
-He is identical to Sandro, my God. -[laughs]
This guy is our savior!
Yeah!
Whoa. Wait. Wait, man.
-What are you even talkin' about? -Yeah.
Son, pay close attention to the proposition I'm about to make you.
It's one in a million.
How would you like to go on tour throughout all of Brazil
in place of Sandro Sanderlei?
[both chuckle]
Pança, you hear that?
-[exclaims] -[Hero] I don't think I heard you right.
You want me to… sing instead of Sandro?
No. No, you wouldn't be singing. You'd only be miming to playback.
[Hero] Country music? I play rock 'n' roll!
[both exclaim]
Guys, what the hell is this?
Two grown, bearded men acting like clowns.
Are you kidding me with this? It's stupid.
All right. Well, thank you for the irresistible offer,
but we gotta go.
-We're busy. -Later.
-I gotta take my grandma to judo. -Wait.
You're leaving? Where are you going?
-Just wait, okay? -What? Just wait.
Come on.
What's the rush? Come on. You're not thinking straight. Hang on.
-Tony, lock the door. No one's going out. -[Hero] Wait.
Hang on, buddy.
-No. Wait. -You can't lock us in here.
-No. -We know our rights, okay?
Whoa. Take it easy, guys.
We'll help you out.
People here at the club are not so happy with your little show.
Look at my friend Tony.
He has very strong feelings about that curtain, man.
The fire totally ruined it. The damage is gonna cost, what?
-[Naldo] Forty, minimum. -You gotta be joking. Right, dude?
That's ten grand max, man. What?
Ten grand? Then do a transfer.
It's ten big ones. Easy-peasy.
Well, yeah. Make the transfer, Pança.
-Huh? -Pay.
No. I don't have that kind of cash.
-Uh, my cellphone's dead or I would do it. -Hey.
-So is mine. I don't like technology. -Aw. [sighs]
Man, why are you pulling this crap? The two of you are broke as shit.
Listen to me.
I'll make this offer even better, son.
I promise you that I will produce your solo record myself.
After the tour, of course.
So, how about it?
Sounds like I wasn't being clear enough.
♪ Tchê, tcheretê "Officer, I slept on the park bench" ♪
I'm only into rock. Heavy rock.
Listen to you! Stop it! I can't take you seriously, dude!
Hey, bro. Let's have a quick word, man.
-Listen to the voice of reason, my son. -Just one minute.
Dude, you're being loco.
This is our chance to make a record.
Or do you want to just be a backup for Genival for the next ten years,
only playing in proms until you settle the debt you created today?
I really need to think, Pança.
Fuck thinking, man! Are you crazy?!
Did you hit your head back there? I don't have any money!
-And neither do you! -Yeah, that lunatic is a blood relative.
-Huh? -[Hero] Okay. Okay.
[sighs] You win, Pança.
-But look. -Huh?
I'll only do this thing if we can transform this country music
into heavy rock 'n' roll.
Yeah! All right, man.
-Yeah, he's gonna talk to you. -[clears throat]
So we, uh… we reached a conclusion.
Yeah.
-I'll do it, but on one condition. -[exclaims] Yes!
-Pançola has to be in the band. -Yeah!
-Do you play an instrument? -I play the drums.
-[Hero] Mm-hmm. -Done.
Right there. That's my family.
-You didn't remember my name. -Jelson.
-Nelson. -Pança.
And I'm Hero.
Sandro.
From now on, your name is Sandro.
That is, after we tweak your looks and your hair just a little bit.
Hey. No one's getting near my hair, bro.
Hey, dude. Don't be childish. It'll all grow back.
-Yours too, buddy. -Huh?
[Naldo] So, metal boy, what do you think?
-Not bad, huh? -[Hero] Eh. It's all right.
[energetic music playing]
[birds singing]
[Hero] Thanks, bro.
I appreciate you.
-Jarbas. -You're welcome, sir.
I don't have to tell you that everything you heard here
is highly classified information, right?
-I know, sir. -Keep your mouth shut!
-You can rest assured I won't say a word. -All right, then.
[Naldo sighs]
Welcome to your new home.
[Hero] Wow.
Noice.
Huh?
Tacky, huh?
-Come on. -Man…
[Naldo] Play along. It's Cida! How are you?
-All good there, Cida? [laughs] -[Cida] Is everything all right?
I… We picked him up from a costume party. Yeah.
He went as a… disgusting drifter, right?
-A peasant, like… -What the hell?
-Walking Dead. You know? Zombies. -Walking Dead?
[Cida] Your whiskey, sir.
Um, thank you.
I really appreciate it, but if you have just some orange juice…
-And you can call me Hero, all right? -[coughs]
-Your name is Sandro! -[Hero] Oh!
Sandro. Yes. My name is Sandro. You know me, right?
I, uh, live here, and, uh, you work here.
Yes, ten years now.
Whoa, ten years putting up with Sandro?
-Wow. Give me a hug. -Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's drunk again.
[Hero] Congratulations. You deserve the best.
-[Naldo] Cold shower! -[Hero] Seriously.
[Hero] I'm gonna start a fan club for you, Cida. I mean it.
-Such a jokester. I'm sorry. -[Hero] I'm a fan. I like Cida. Cool.
Behave yourself. Please.
Are you trying to ruin this whole thing from the start?
First of all, Sandro Sanderlei would never pass on a glass of whiskey.
And he definitely wouldn't hug Cida.
I can't help it, okay? I don't drink at all.
Now, tell me the truth. What happened to Sandro?
He vanished.
Mm. During a national tour. Really, Agnaldo?
He went on a spiritual retreat. [clicks tongue]
You know, that break-up with Tânia Folia really screwed him up.
God, don't you… don't you read the news?
I don't keep up with celebrity gossip, I…
[sighs]
[Naldo] That is Tânia Folia.
Actually, I'm gonna have to teach you how to deal with your fans. God.
Why?
Because they'll eat you alive.
Ah, there's the boss.
There he is.
Is he, um… homeless, or what?
This is how metalheads look. A little respect, bro.
You look more like rusted metal, bro.
[feigns laughter]
What about the tattoos?
We can cover 'em with makeup.
-It's, uh, waterproof. A foreign brand. -[Jacques] Hmm. [inhales sharply]
[exhales slowly]
Congrats, Agnaldo.
It's almost a miracle.
Pleasure. Jacques.
Really? Jacques Barreto? From Partenon Records?
That's him. In the flesh.
-[laughs] -I sent you a demo tape.
The Molotov Band?
Did you get to listen to it, bro?
"Sir." Let's go with "sir."
You'll be very successful as Sandro.
Now, we just need to know one thing.
And one and two and three.
[machinery whirring]
[in Portuguese] ♪ You are my gingerbread My heavenly bacon ♪
-[mockingly] ♪ My candied apple, whoo ♪ -[machinery stops]
[in English] Okay.
We can see that you've got some talent. But there's one issue.
So, you're making fun of the music.
No.
Nuh-uh, bro, I would… I would never do anything so cruel, man.
We're not idiots, all right?
You might think this type of music is terrible,
but nobody sells 50 million albums out of nowhere.
You better start respecting this audience a little more.
I do have faith in you.
You're talented, but I need to know that you're going to be professional.
-Understand? -[Hero] Mm-hmm.
You'll have to rehearse with the band every day.
Understood, sir.
What about the contract? What about the confidentiality issue?
It's all taken care of.
[Hero] Hey.
[snapping fingers]
So, what about my record?
I promised the boy, Barreto.
It's coming out of your pocket.
And not before our three-month contract is finished up, all right?
Whoa, nobody told me it would be three months, man.
-You gotta be kidding me. -You'll be great.
[insects chirping outside]
[somber music playing]
[Naldo] That's…
just the way he is, son.
But if he didn't like it, he wouldn't have given us the green light.
Also, look, don't worry about your record. Because I am a man of my word.
I've always wanted to go to a studio like that, you know?
[sighs] But now that I've had the opportunity, I don't know.
It's just…
That wasn't at all how I imagined it.
Never is, buddy.
All right, I'm gonna tell you a little story.
When Val and I, Genival, were your age,
and we were both producers for cheesy groups, okay?
Generic stuff like Wando, Regina Vaoste.
Until one day, we go into a local bar,
and we stumble upon a boy.
Scrawny, with a bit of a weak voice, you know?
But a song that sticks in your brain like a splinter, you know?
And at that moment, I heard a voice telling me,
"Agnaldo, don't let this chance to cut this rare gemstone
slip right out of your hands."
The result?
Country music exploded, and that boy with the silky voice
that you hate so much,
turned into this phenomenal little devil.
Try to remember, opportunities like this one
don't knock on the same door twice, my friend.
You hear me?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
[footsteps approaching]
[upbeat music playing]
[Naldo] So? Ready to be a princess for a day?
[laughs]
It'll be all right.
[Hero] Hey, Agnaldo,
I just squeezed out all of Sandro's lube to fit into these pants, you know?
You're gonna rock it on this tour. All right? Come on.
Why does he have so much lube in the house, huh?
[Naldo] Story for another time.
[laughing] Oh no.
My God, what did they do to you, Pancitas?
-[Pança] Mmm. -Look at these clothes!
You're all "countried" up, aren't you?
Wow, how cute.
You owe me one, man.
God, seriously, I think I owe you two, Pançola.
Why you laughing?
Did you dye your hair?
Yeah. I look like a Backstreet Boy.
-It's true. -Shut up.
-Sorry. -More like asswipe boy.
Yeah, it's pretty rough.
Let's go, boys. We're late.
Hang on a sec. Is your name really Jarbas?
Actually, it's Cláudio.
But as you kept calling me Jarbas to be funny, it caught on.
-It caught on. -Well, I'm happy Jarbas has got a career.
Sandro. [chuckles]
-Hmm. -The man.
Can I play some Backstreet Boys to relax, sir?
-Let's go. -You pick the song.
Wait, cowboy!
You almost forgot something.
-[Hero] Hmm? -[Naldo] Look. Ain't she a beauty?
[Hero sighs]
Wow.
Sandro uses this one here to compose all those wonderful songs of his.
-Wonderful songs. -I don't mind it, man.
She just needs a name, doesn't she?
[Naldo] It's Lurdinha. Lulu to close friends.
[laughs] Lurdinha. That's one hell of a name.
How cute. My aunt's name is Lurdinha.
-Really cute. -Yeah. [chuckles]
-Crazy. -[Hero] Lurdes.
[Pança] Yeah. She sells nuts in São Paulo.
[Hero] Let's go!
[Naldo] Nova Esperança, here we come.
[upbeat country music playing]
-[man] Ready, Magaiver? -Here we go!
[playing marching cadence]
[sighs]
-What's with the long face? -It's the only face I have, Daddy.
Sweetie, you promised me. Come on.
God… You know I am doing my best, right?
[sighs]
[door opens]
[crowd cheering]
Damn, bro! A welcome reception just for us.
You and the band go to the hotel.
I'll keep an eye on these two over at the farm.
Ah, yeah. You get to live it up, right?
That's just great. And the riffraff and I head to the crappy hotel.
And restrain yourself at the minibar.
-[crowd cheers] -[speaks indistinctly]
[crowd clamoring]
[tense music playing]
-Carry this for me, bro? Here. -Um… but…
Now, listen, cowboy.
Don't forget, Mayor Bento,
First Lady Matilde, and their daughter Lulli.
There's something I need to tell you about Lulli.
[Bento] Hey, hey, hey! Sandro, my friend!
-Oh! -Hey, Mayor Bento!
Hey, what's with all the formality?
To you, it's just Bento. None of this "mayor" stuff.
-[Hero] Thank you so much. -It's a pleasure.
-[Matilde] Sandro! -Yeah? Oh. How you doing, miss?
My goodness. What is this? [gasps]
You're still so sexy, Sandro.
[both laugh]
-How fun! -Cool it down a bit. Come on.
-Mr. Bento! Great to see you. How are you? -[Bento] Hello.
-A lot better, now that you're here. -[Matilde] Yeah.
-It's good to have you all. -[Matilde] Hey!
Look at the little surprise!
-Hey. -Oh!
On behalf of the city of Nova Esperança, welcome, sir.
-How sweet, Lulli. Thank you. -[both laugh]
[Bento] Always the joker.
[group chuckles]
[crowd clamoring]
Mr. Mayor!
[Magaiver] It's like a stampede.
-Go. Come with me. -[Hero] Let's go.
[Magaiver] Mayor. Get in!
[crowd shouting]
-Come on! Not funny! Guys! -[Bento] Open it.
Come on. Get in.
[fans screaming]
That wasn't cool, guys.
-And who are you, ma'am? -Hmm?
-[Naldo grunts] -All right. Let me get out.
-Be quiet. -[Bento] He's messing around.
Come on. Enough with this foolishness.
It was just to break the ice. [laughs]
It's 'cause she just got back from traveling to England.
She's kind of on another level.
All she's been saying is… [in British accent] ''How are you?" Silly.
What about you back there?
-Back here? -[Bento] The big guy. You.
Oh! This beautiful guy here is the new drummer for Sandro. Nelson.
Pança.
-Is it Nelson or Pança? -Oh, you can call me whatever you like.
Nice to meet you. My name is Matilde.
Gosh, the mayor has such beautiful daughters, doesn't he?
[both laugh]
-Yeah, Daddy. That's right. -[Bento] Show a little respect, kid.
[Matilde] He's over here flirting with me.
[Hero] Wow. It's so beautiful here, huh?
So green! It's like paradise!
[Matilde] You've been here. Remember?
[Hero] Oh, yeah. It's 'cause it's been a while, right, Matilde?
[Matilde chuckles] So crazy.
[sighs] Oh, shit.
-You okay? -[Lulli] There's no signal.
[Bento] You can unload the car.
Mr. Mayor, you can leave it up to me.
I'll take care of the meeting and the assembly.
-I'll talk to you in a bit. -Great. Thank you.
Come on over, folks. Come on.
-Welcome. -[Matilde] This way.
I know it's not as luxurious as your house,
but I do want you to feel at home here.
-Thank you, Bento. -Thank you.
All right, drop off your things, 'kay? Get comfortable.
And I'll make lunch. Actually, I arranged something.
Hey, Sandro?
A sarravulho that tastes so--
-Good! -[Matilde] You're gonna love it.
Matilde made a sarravulho. You love sarravulho.
Uh, oh, I'm really into that. Wonderful.
To be honest, I was actually dreaming about those pork ribs
with the yummy hoecakes.
-Oh. -Those are really your specialty.
Oh well, we got a lot of those hoecakes over here.
Sweetie. Sweetie, come on. That's terrible!
Well, there you go. How nice. [laughs]
I don't think that there's anything better for your health than a good hoecake.
Would you agree with that, Sandro?
Uh-huh. Agreed. [chuckles]
-My Daddy would know, right? -Yeah.
[laughing] I'm greedy for it, all right. But I don't care as long as I get some.
Gonna be a long day.
-What's sarravulho? -No clue.
I think it's some kind of food, man. Come on.
[footsteps approaching]
[sighs]
Hey. Yo, why is she treating me like that?
Because when you were younger, the two of you, you were kind of an item.
Almost a relationship.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
-But she hates you now. -Oh, yeah?
-Oh, yeah. -Why?
-[Bento] Hey, there! -[Naldo] There he is.
Yeah! Shall we go and eat?
-Let's do it. Yeah. -All right.
[Bento] Mm.
One more, Agnaldo?
Oh no. Just seeing Pança drinking turned me off completely.
But I want another one. Hey, Mayor, pour a little more in here.
[Bento sighs]
Hey, are you sure you don't want any, Sandro?
-Uh… -It's like honey. So unlike you.
-[Hero] Good? -[Bento] Yeah.
-Hold on. Let me get a sniff. -Great.
Mm. Delicious, but the thing is, uh… I'm, uh…
doing a detox.
-[scoffs] ''De'' what? -[chuckles]
-Tox. Detox. -[Matilde] A detoxification, love.
-Yeah. That's bullshit. It's one little drink.
-There aren't any toxins in it. -I want to lose a little weight, you know?
-You ask me, you're perfect. -Thank you.
You bet your ass!
-[coughs] -[all laugh]
[chuckles]
But what's even better is this drink, buddy.
-Yeah. -I insist.
-Yeah. -You have to try it. You must.
-[Hero] Looks delicious. -[Bento] Yes. There you go. [laughs]
[sighs]
So, Bento, how's the concert prep going so far? And the video?
-Drink it for me. -No. They'll notice.
[Bento] Lulli's been handling production since she got back from London.
-That's cool. So, you went to London? -[coughs]
With Lulli taking care of the concert and the video,
I'm absolutely sure it's gonna be mind-blowing.
[Bento chuckles]
Isabela Falcão is coming to the farm tomorrow.
-Isabela Falcão? -[tense music plays]
Oh, that woman's a turn…
Tone it down, Pança. Hold it.
-Treasure. Oh, a national treasure. -Careful, man.
-She works really hard. -[Hero] Yeah, he's a big fan.
-I am. -[Matilde] Don't get me started.
-Watch it, Pança. -I'm a huge fan.
-[Pança] You are too? -God, I love that woman.
Greatest Brazilian model out there, right?
The greatest Brazilian model ever on my farm, guys.
-That's great. -Thrilling.
[Lulli] Your farm?
Last I checked, my grandpa gave this farm to my mom, who then passed it down to me.
-[Bento] Oh, God. -See, Daddy?
Well, uh… come on, honey.
-Uh… -Oh! Hey, Pança!
Are you taking Sandro's drink, man?
You can really put 'em back, can't you?
-Haven't you had enough? -Hmm?
Well, the gig is booked for today at nine, after dinner.
And tomorrow we head to Pantanal very early.
Does six o'clock work for you? Or is that too early to start your day?
-Me? -Mm-hmm.
That's perfect.
No drinking, waking up early…
Only thing left is for you to go to church now, right, Agnaldo?
Amen, sir.
Well, it depends. I'd go if you were going.
-[Lulli] What? -[Bento] Oh!
[Hero chuckles]
[Bento] Hear, hear!
She's a real pistol, that one. [laughs]
Well, I insist you drink that.
You gotta drink it up. Right now, my friend.
-Come on! Drink up! -Okay, yeah.
[Matilde] Bottoms up!
Doesn't smell bad. [chuckles]
Good? It's made from that pequi fruit you love.
-[Matilde] Oh. -Here I go.
-[Matilde] Yeah! -Whoa! [laughs]
[Matilde] Hmm?
-There you go! -[Bento] Good, right?
-[Matilde and Bento laugh] -[coughs]
-[Pança] Yikes. -So, have another, then.
[Matilde] Daddy, stop it!
-[strumming] -[horse neighs]
[vocalizing]
[in Portuguese] ♪ Whenever ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ I think of you ♪
[fly buzzing]
-[stops playing] -[trotting]
Uh-oh!
[horse whinnies]
[chuckles]
You ride very well.
And that horse is beautiful.
-Don't have anything better to do? -[Hero] You look pretty on him.
-[shouts] -[Hero] Well, that's rude.
[somber music playing]
You two… [chuckles]
[Hero] I don't get why she just got so angry.
I complimented her horse.
You know she cares about that horse.
What do you expect? That she'd thank you for it again? C'mon.
Huh. The chestnut one.
That's right, I, uh… [chuckles]
I gave it to her. This head of mine. I did, right?
Huh?
She hates me, huh?
Oh, Sandro.
I'm in a tough spot.
You know I like you, but I'm her father, aren't I?
As a man, I actually get it.
All those women you've got… [chuckles]
But with her friends, really?
You've changed a lot, I see.
You almost seem like a different man.
Bento, do you think she would agree to try to get to know this other person?
Ah…
[somber music fades]
[playing upbeat tune]
-[vocalizing] -No, no, no, no, no. Listen.
We gotta lower the pitch a little bit because he's a bit hoarse.
Go on, lower it. Lower it. Wait, wait, wait. Try it.
-[playing in lower pitch] -♪ Vagabond ♪ Good.
-That's better. 'Cause he has a cold. -[Hero] Wow.
-Pancitas, my man. So, are you digging it? -Hey.
-It's wild. Everything's top of the line. -Wow, it's so much stuff, bro.
-And flavored water. -[Naldo] Genival!
-[Genival] You're here! -[Naldo] What's up?
-[Genival] The man. -Oh, man.
-[Genival] You call this "on time"? -Sorry.
Hmm. Well, well, well…
Not even back home in sertão have I seen greater beauty than yours.
Oh, I promise you, miss. You're stunning.
I am Genival, the stage manager here. Pleasure.
[Hero clears throat] That's enough, huh?
-Nice to meet you, Genivaldo. -[Genival chuckles]
-[Jacques] Good evening. -[gasps]
Jacques, wasn't expecting your illustrious presence.
I wouldn't miss this concert for the world.
There's a lot at stake. Right, Sandro?
Yeah, there is. There really is.
-[Genival] Let's go, folks. Ten minutes. -Yo! Just a second.
So first, I just need to thank every one of you who's gathered here today.
Because without you, there would be no tour, okay?
And so, from the bottom of my heart, a huge thank you.
-Really appreciate it. -[Pança] Hey, yeah.
[Naldo chuckles awkwardly]
I've never seen Sandro thank anybody.
He's in a Zen phase right now, Lulli.
Ah! I forgot an important detail.
I want to introduce you all to our dear and alluring producer.
-Put your hands together for her, please. -[Genival] She's the boss.
-Go, Lulli! -[Genival] Lulli!
All right! She's a warrior.
But, hey, don't go messing around and try to make a move on her, understand?
She's out of your league, you got me?
-[laughs] -And out of yours.
[grunts]
Well, guys, if you need anything at all, just let me know, all right?
-[Genival] Okay. -Just try me.
-[man] Thanks, boss. -[Naldo] Thank you, Lulli.
We're gonna totally rock this concert because today it's rock 'n' roll!
-[rock music plays] -[both] Yeah!
-No, wait, son. -Oh, yeah!
Of course, I meant college country music day!
Long live country music, God Almighty!
-I want to see everyone looking great. -[man] All right.
[chuckles]
I thought you said that that thing with the mayor's daughter was finished.
It is finished, Barreto.
And Lulli really hates Sandro.
The problem is that he's not Sandro.
And he has a job to do here.
I don't want any distractions.
I'm going to my box.
[nervously] God bless. Everything will be all right, Barreto.
[man] We got five minutes till you're on, okay?
[Naldo] So, cowboy?
You ready?
Let's go.
[sighs]
[tense music playing]
[crowd chattering]
Sir, I can guarantee you
that the mayor will see to it that your requirements are met.
-[Lulli] Coming through. -Excuse me.
-Lulli, dear. -Oh my gosh.
-Hello, there. -Mr. Mayor, look who just got here.
-[Bento] Hi, sweetie! [laughs] -Oh, Daddy.
-The production looks beautiful. Modern! -You like it?
Psychedelic!
-Congratulations. You nailed it. -[Bento] Yeah.
-[Genival] Hey, kid. All set? -[sighs]
I think so.
Look. Relax, man.
They're all crazy about Sandro. That is… about you. [chuckles]
But my biggest crowd was that day at the dance.
Come on, man. Forget about that.
Especially because we want it to end differently this time, right?
[chuckles] You know the musician's prayer?
Mm-mm.
All right. I'll teach you. Give me your hand.
Close your eyes. Here. So, repeat this in your head.
"Blessed Father in heaven, please allow the sounds emitted by us
to calm those who are currently disturbed…
[exhales]
…cure those who are sick, and cheer up those who are depressed."
"May they shine bright like the stars
and be smooth like the wind."
"In His name, Amen."
-Amen. -[crowd cheers]
[Genival] Good. Here.
[both exhale]
Go on. Do what you do best.
[presenter] And now, people of Nova Esperança,
make some noise and get excited
for the greatest singer in this country, Sandro Sanderlei!
[crowd cheers]
Sandro! Sandro!
[Bento] Yay!
[country music intro playing]
-[woman 1] C'mon! -[man 1] Start!
-[Bento] What's happening? -[man 2] Come on!
-[man 3] Sing! -I don't know.
-[woman 2] Go, Sandro! -Guina?
He's getting into the moment.
He's okay.
[crowd murmuring and jeering]
[feedback squeals]
People of Nova Esperança…
[woman 3] We love you!
I just wanted to say…
-[woman 4] Sandro! -[woman 5] You're gorgeous!
…that this is the greatest concert of my life.
I love you all.
[crowd cheers]
Thank you, guys.
[singing in Portuguese]
Oh!
[crowd singing along]
[energetic tune playing]
[crowd cheers]
I would like to thank our mayor here, Bento Loreto.
All these gorgeous women from Nova Esperança.
[fans cheer]
And most of all, Lulli, our talented producer,
who looks prettier the more angry she gets.
-I'm leaving. -But he just--
Bye, Agnaldo.
-Honey? Lulli? Where are you going? -[Hero] Good night. Thank you.
Hey! Hey, dude!
No!
[epic music playing]
[sounds distort]
[high-pitched ringing]
My God.
-[gasps] Oh, God. -[woman 6] No!
[Hero] Whoo-hoo!
-[crowd cheering] -[laughs]
[band playing upbeat tune]
[Hero cheering]
[exclaims]
[laughs]
[Hero] Whoo!
Ah!
[both] Yeah!
-Oh my God! That was awesome! -Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! All right, yes!
My God, what a show! That was amazing, Pança!
Bro!
I always wanted to have an army of fans to be able to do that.
Yeah, but actually, they're Sandro's, right?
Yeah, but--
-Look, a photo. -Oh?
That's good.
-Hi. Can we take one with you? -Thanks.
Ah, with Sandro?
-[camera shutter clicks] -Mm. Whatever.
-Hey, man. -[guy] Excuse me.
Can I… Can I please get a quick picture with you?
-[girl] How do I look? -[Pança] Can I get in there?
[girls giggle]
-[girl] Thank you! -Oh, there. He's over here.
-No, with you. -With me?
-Uh-huh! -Yeah? Uh, seriously?
-Oh, wow. -[whispers] Squeeze his ass real tight.
[woman] Hey, guys.
Well done, Sandro. Excellent show.
Well, I told you, didn't I, bro?
-I knew I could pull this off. No problem. -Ah.
[clears throat, chuckles]
Isabela doesn't need an introduction, right?
-Nice to meet you. -God, you're always playing.
Ah, I guess we already… we already, uh…
Lots of times.
-Oh. -Isabela?
Uh, how's it going?
-I'm a huge fan of your… your-- -[Hero clears throat]
Photoshoots.
Yeah, but she doesn't need to hear all about that stuff right now, right?
I brought the helicopter.
We're going to the hottest after-party in São Paulo,
and you're coming with us, right, Sandro?
The thing is, I need to wake up real early tomorrow,
so I need to leave now.
I need to go through some things with Lulli.
Just for the video, you know?
[chuckles]
Well then, so how about we take a picture of the two of you?
-Great. Here. -[Jacques] Over here.
-Take a picture of those two. -Okay.
-That's it. -Closer.
You look even better than before.
-[Jacques] You get them both? -Really?
-[Jacques] Look over here. -Much better.
-[Jacques] That's it. Get closer. -Mm.
[Isabela] Come here. Come.
[Jacques] A little kiss, a little kiss. Closer and closer.
[camera shutter clicks]
[photographer] A picture over here?
[Jacques chuckles]
You wouldn't leave a pretty lady like this on her own.
No, sir.
I'm sorry, really sorry, but I really need to leave, okay?
No, no, no, no. We have a contract.
I'm sorry, Jacques.
Come on, dude. That's enough.
What? What's that, Uncle?
-What's up? You good? -That was the best show you ever had.
-[chuckles] -Ah, thanks. Thank you very much.
Wow! Let me tell you something, Sandro.
That show was just fabulous!
Yeah. Have you seen Lulli?
-Oh… -Lulli?
Lulli left already. She was tired. [giggles]
-Magaiver took her home. -Ah.
-I need to talk to her before I go to bed. -Uh…
And tomorrow, there's the trip.
Son, please, don't you want to accept the dinner invitation
from the mayor right now?
I actually really should get outta here. [chuckles]
[both laugh]
Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, Matilde. Excuse me. Genivaldo!
Okay? So… just need some important info. I'm sorry to interrupt, Mr. Mayor.
Does the invitation to dinner include the whole band and my crew?
My people there?
-Those guys? -How many?
About half a dozen, ten or 15.
-[Matilde] Mm. -Do they vote here?
That, I don't know. Hey, band, come on! Let's go eat at the mayor's house!
-[upbeat music playing] -♪ There are things that we don't say ♪
♪ The words that weigh… ♪
[Hero] May I?
[on headphones] ♪ Some things you can't control ♪
-Huh? -May I?
Sure, go ahead.
Thanks.
[both grunt]
-♪ So goodbye… ♪ -[Lulli grunts]
You don't like me very much, do you?
What are you trying to pull with this act? "I don't drink anymore."
"I'm nice to everyone now." And what you did at the end of the show?
Ridiculous.
What? Hold on. Wait, Lulli.
Look at me, please.
I know that San…
I know that I really stepped in it with you.
And I want you to know I'm not like that at all.
Sleeping with my best friend?
[somber music playing]
"Stepping in it"? Really?
I… I mean…
I became the laughingstock of my hometown.
[crying] I couldn't even go out.
But then I understood
the type of women you're into.
It's Folia, isn't it? This Tânia Folia.
[sighs]
I am definitely not your type.
And also… you're not mine either.
[sighs heavily]
-Goddamn. -[rooster crows]
[dog barking in distance]
-[Naldo] There he is. -[door closes]
-[Naldo] What's up, cowboy? -Thanks a lot for the heads-up, Agnaldo.
Look, I tried to warn you. I didn't get a chance.
Now you know.
So? Excited about Pantanal?
You ask dumb questions, huh, Pança?
[somber guitar music playing]
Just ignore him, Pança.
Whenever Sandro doesn't get what he wants, he gets like this.
Get in. Come on. Today Lulli's driving.
[Naldo] Let's get a move on. The mayor's in Pantanal.
-[Lulli] Hang on tight, cowboy! -[Pança] Guys, where's my seatbelt?
-[guitar music playing] -[Pança] Are we there yet, man?
[Lulli laughs]
-[pilot] Almost there. -I'm getting…
[exclaims]
[laughs]
[bird calling]
[birds singing]
Look, there they are. [chuckles]
Hey.
-[Lulli] Ready? -[Pança] Yep.
Excuse me.
[fans cheering]
Look how much he's changed.
Group hug, everyone. Group hug, come on! Yay!
The cheating fiasco really hit the poor guy hard, huh?
-Hmm. -He seems more human now.
-[Lulli sighs] -All it took was a huge fuck-up, right?
[Lulli] Come on, guys.
-Watch it, okay? -[Hero] Yeah!
[laughs]
[man] Get that up there in the frame, and then pan down at the beginning.
At the end, we'll use the drone and fly backwards.
-We can discuss this. -It'll look beautiful.
-[man] What's up, my star? -Whoa, Peixe!
-What's up? You cool? -What's up?
-Easy. You doing good? -How you doing, Peixão?
How's the setup for the video going?
-It's not. We don't have the model. -What do you mean?
Isabela Falcão went to a party yesterday in São Paulo…
[gibbers]
-Jesus. -And missed her flight.
No! I don't believe this.
Campo Grande Airport is closed now.
There's a storm there. No flights in or out.
Gosh. Then we gotta get started on shooting this video.
'Cause that storm is on its way.
-Let's go. -How can we without a model, Mr. Mayor?
Hold on, everyone. [chuckles]
It's all right. You don't need to beg me.
If you need a replacement… I'm perfect for it.
Uh, actually, we're going in a different direction.
-[Peixe] Agnaldo. -What? But…
Oh, that's good. So cool.
-Now we have Michel Teló in the band. -Oh, man…
-[Peixe] It's worth a shot. -That's hilarious.
-Be in the video? Yeah, no chance. No. -[Peixe] Come on.
For us to shoot a good video, we need a beautiful woman.
Who can also ride a horse.
And who has the charm that, with all due respect, you know you have.
And much more than Isabela, come on.
[group chuckles]
[Bento] Oh, sweetie, do the video.
It'll be good for the tourism in the region.
Come on. Are you afraid, Lulli?
Afraid? Afraid of what?
Then what do you have to lose? Risk it.
-Ah, risk it? -Yeah, why not?
Says the guy who's been singing the same old songs
for the last 20 years, right?
[both laugh]
I guess, yeah. [chuckles]
Uh, so then let's make a bet.
-A bet? -Yeah.
You choose some music, any song at all.
If I play it right, you have to be in the video with me.
[energetic music playing]
Any song, right?
Whatever you want.
And if you don't win?
If I don't win, you put it online so I become a meme.
[giggles]
Sandro, you probably shouldn't.
[Hero] Just let us.
This one.
[chuckles]
Jeez, I'll be damned. Hey, Pança. Over here. Do you know this band?
[Pança] Let me see it, bro.
[laughs]
[both] Ah.
-[Hero] Ah! Step… -[Pança] I don't… Never heard of it.
-No idea, man. -[Hero] Step On the Wolf?
This will be good.
Hey, Agnaldo? Pass Lurdinha here.
-You, miss, pull the lyrics up. -Sure.
[man] We have 14 more cities.
[clears throat]
Yeah…
Here you go.
Hold on, hold on. Get ready. I'm gonna record it. And action.
[strumming softly]
[Pança snapping fingers to beat]
♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
[Pança] Ow!
[laughs]
♪ Head out on the highway ♪
-Yeah! -Great!
[vocalizing] ♪ Looking for adventure ♪
♪ In whatever comes our way ♪
-That's some heavy country there, huh? -That is very heavy country! Right!
♪ Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ♪
-♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ -Oh yeah! Let's go!
♪ Fire all of your guns at once ♪
♪ And explode into space ♪
♪ Like a true nature's child ♪
-All right. -♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪
[Naldo] Dance, come on!
♪ We can climb so high ♪
♪ I never wanna die ♪
♪ You have to do the video, yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ You have to do the video, yeah! ♪
-[Matilde] Ah! -You'll do it!
Just because I'm a country guy doesn't mean I can't play rock 'n' roll!
Go to hair and makeup. Go do the makeup for the video.
-Whoo! -[laughs]
[group cheers]
Wow! You rocked it, Sandro.
-That was good, man. -Hey, Pança, get me some water.
[somber music playing]
-Yeah. -[Genival] Sensational.
To turn into a rocker, you just have to throw on tattoos, and you'll be good.
-Yeah! -[Genival] Done deal.
And long hair.
[Matilde] Play it again for us.
[Hero] I want to see if you know this one.
[somber music fades]
Do these pants need to be so tight like this, Agnaldo?
Yes, kid. That's because tight pants is what sells tickets.
Trust me.
I'll go check if Lulli approves of these.
[quietly] Go ahead.
[exhales]
Pass me that hat there, bro.
[sighs, clicks tongue]
There you go, Your Highness.
[scoffs] Do the metal sign. Go, "Oh, oh!"
Hold on. You making fun of me, Pança?
What's the deal?
What's wrong, dude? I don't get it.
You know how much I've dreamt about this, dude?
We're here to record my music video.
-You should be happy for me. -Ah.
Whoa, did you say your video, man?
Bro, whenever you film your own video with me,
I'll be on cloud nine.
-But this is Sandro Sanderlei's video. -Ah.
This is just a job.
You didn't forget, did you?
No. I haven't, Pança.
'Cause you never give me a chance to, right?
-You know what that's called? -Hmm?
-Jealousy. -Have you lost it, bro? Jealousy?!
There's nobody else in this world that roots for you more than I do.
I've always had your back.
Who was there for you in all the fights that you'd get into
with all those older kids? Huh?
Who took you in when you had no one left in the world?
Who, bro?
[Hero sighs]
[quietly] You.
[crying] And now I'm here… one more time.
I quit my job for you,
got help from an uncle that didn't even remember me.
I cut my fucking hair, man, for you!
Yeah.
Now you just keep on asking me to get water and your hat.
Bro, what the hell is going on?
Huh? What's all this about, dude?
-You're taking it the wrong way. -The wrong way?
You're starting to treat me like I'm your employee.
I am not your employee.
I'm supposed to be your best friend.
I'm your brother.
Look in the mirror.
Where'd Hero go?
Where's my brother?
[sighs] When you find him, you should let me know, okay?
[scoffs] Asshole.
[Lulli] Agnaldo, I'm not gonna do it.
-Lulli! Listen to the voice of wisdom. -No! I won't do it!
-Sexy outfits sell more. Right, Peixe? -Shut it.
"Sexy"? What "sexy outfit," Agnaldo?
This is the max amount of ridiculous I can handle.
-[Peixe] Let's shoot there. Come. -[Naldo] Hold on.
-[Peixe] Come here. Look. -[Naldo] Lulli, you look great.
[Peixe] Here, look.
[sighs]
Oh my God, you look…
-Ridiculous, I know. -So beautiful.
-Really, really pretty. -[Lulli giggles]
You'll pay for this.
-Mm-hmm? -[growls playfully]
Go away.
[Peixe] All right! Quiet on the set! Action.
Lulli, come forward a bit, please. That's it.
Grab his side. Now, his side. The other side, the other side.
I'm not shooting her close-up yet. This way, this way.
I'll catch that flare there.
That's it. Now, eye contact. Great chemistry, eh? There's a spark.
[Lulli sighs]
-[Peixe] Now look into his eyes. Okay. -[breathing heavily]
-Cut! Alê. -[woman] She was great.
-Lulli's makeup. Bring the horse! -[Alê] Flying in.
[Peixe] Hey, Sandro. Come with me, huh?
We'll try everything here. We're gonna try--
-A kiss might be a good idea, right? -[Peixe] Well, a kiss would be amazing.
A kiss is a great idea, but I don't know, Lulli's a bit…
-Sandro! -Huh?
-Let's give the kiss a try. -Kiss?
-[Peixe] Yeah. -[Hero] Not that I want to.
But it is a romantic video. I think it would fit the theme.
Hey, folks! The reflector there. Guys!
If it rains, it'll get printed on the camera.
Sandro, we gotta get on the horse soon 'cause it's gonna start raining.
-[Hero] Get on? Good. -[Peixe] Let's go!
[Peixe] Excellent.
-Go, horsey! Roll sound! -Go that way!
[laughing]
[Hero] This way, this way! Here, look! Oh, horsey! Oh!
-[Lulli] Cut, director! -[Hero] It's to the right!
[Peixe] Hey, Sandro! You really need to learn how to maneuver better.
[in Portuguese] ♪ Do you want To know what perfection is? ♪
[Peixe, in English] Hey, Sandro, did you forget your lyrics?
No, I just have so many hits. I end up forgetting them.
-Let's go! Roll camera! -[Naldo] Quiet on the set, please!
[man] Rolling!
[in Portuguese] ♪ Want to know what perfection is? ♪
♪ Perfection is you the way you are ♪
[Peixe, in English] Cut! Sandro, from the beginning now.
Without looking at her. Can you do that?
Let's go again, folks. Cue the music!
-Playback! -[gibbers]
[in Portuguese] ♪ I think these crazy ladies are funny ♪
♪ Asking the mirror, am I slim? Am I fat? ♪
♪ That's what women do ♪
♪ You are beautiful in pink, grey No matter the color ♪
♪ With flip-flops A dress or pajamas, you are my love ♪
♪ And if you ask me You know the score I'll give you ♪
♪ From zero to ten ♪
♪ One hundred ♪
When I went to London, I didn't speak any English.
I can only say, ''Hi'' and ''Thank you.''
-Hi. -Thank you.
[giggles]
[Peixe] Fabi, clear the set for us, please?
Thank you, Fabi.
The rain's coming soon. We need to make this work right now.
No time for a second take.
Sandro, now for that one scene we discussed, all right?
[Peixe] Cool, let's roll!
-Cue camera! -[man] We're rolling!
-[Peixe] Cue sound, -[man] Quiet on set!
Action!
That's it, intimacy! Closer!
Look into his eyes!
That's it, Lulli, connect! Lulli, connect!
♪ You are beautiful in pink and gray No matter the color ♪
♪ Wearing flip-flops, a dress or pajamas You are my love ♪
♪ And if you ask me ♪
If we had a kiss now, that would be really great!
-[in Portuguese] ♪ Score I'll give you? ♪ -Huh?
♪ From zero to ten ♪
♪ One hundred ♪
♪ After having you How could I even look at someone else? ♪
-♪ From zero to ten ♪ -[both laugh]
[in English] Ah, Jacques is gonna be pissed off.
[in Portuguese] ♪ You are flawless I can't live without you ♪
♪ From zero to ten ♪
[thunder rumbles]
♪ One hundred ♪
[rain patters]
♪ After having you How could I even look at someone else? ♪
♪ From zero to ten ♪
[in English] This is cinematic, bitch. Oh, it's great.
♪ You are flawless I can't live without… ♪
♪ You ♪
[Peixe] We gotta stop for weather.
-[thunder rumbles] -[Peixe] Cut! Protect the camera!
Everything all right there, Sandro?
[huffs]
Sandro, buddy!
Dude, your video playing rock 'n' roll is trending on the Internet.
Good thing we got that on that last take, right?
Fortunately for you. For you, buddy.
Oh, Saint Peter, may you help me!
I need to go to Jaguariúna in three days,
and this one here needs to get there ahead of time for interviews.
Yeah, well, you can cancel it, buddy.
Cancel it? But what if it's sold out?
Even if the weather gets better, the way that road is flooded currently,
hmm, we're not going anywhere.
And a bridge even collapsed.
Not even a 4x4 can get through!
-Well, what if we go on horseback? -[Bento laughs]
From here to the city, you have to know the way, or you'll be alligator chow.
Yeah, unless someone who knows the way comes with to guide us.
[energetic music playing]
[Lulli] You guys are just on a roll today, aren't you?
It's Lulli for the video, Lulli for the guide.
[Bento laughs]
But that's all right.
I'll do anything for some decent Wi-Fi. I need to work.
Let's get ready, wait for this rain to stop, and then we can take off.
-Oh, dang! -[Lulli] Bless you, Father.
May God bless you, daughter.
Be careful at night, all right?
Bento, Matilde.
-Ah? -Apologies for any trouble.
-And thanks a lot for everything, okay? -Of course, kid.
You are more than welcome. It was a real pleasure.
-Bye. -And come back any time, okay?
We love having you!
You wanna come?
[quietly] No.
[somber music playing]
Don't you worry.
Soon as we're able to fly, I'll take Pança.
-Bye, sweetie. -See ya.
[Bento] All right, bye!
[Lulli and Matilde] Bye.
-[gentle guitar music playing] -[birds singing]
[Lulli] There isn't a more beautiful place in the world.
[camera beeps]
-[Hero] What was that? Where is it? -[laughs]
There aren't any 'gators here, right?
There are! There's loads here!
Actually, they really love country meat.
[chuckles]
What was with that weird energy back there between you and Nelson?
I screwed things up with him.
Doesn't he get upset about that nickname?
-Why? -Hello? "Paunch"?
Ah, no, it's not because of that.
Why, then?
It was in sixth grade, when we read Don Quixote.
The character I loved the most was Sancho Panza.
Even though he knew Don Quixote was messed up, he stuck by his side.
And Nelson's the same, loyal.
Are you loyal to him?
[tense music plays]
Wanna get a move on? So we can get to the shelter quickly.
[shouts]
Whoa, cattle!
-I love this place! -[cows moo]
[music fades]
Yo. You mind?
Oh. Yeah.
[inhales sharply]
You just gonna sleep in your travel clothes like that?
-Yeah, didn't bring anything else. -Hmm.
So, you don't want to be topless in front of a woman, I guess.
I, uh… no. I did actually bring some, but I'm gonna change tomorrow.
[Lulli sighs]
[rain pattering on roof]
We should have brought some snacks with us, huh?
I'm really hungry.
Thanks.
Mm.
So, why ''Lulli''?
Why are you asking me? You never asked before.
Mm.
You messin' around?
No, I swear.
Do you know Lucinha Lins, the actress?
Mm-hmm.
Well, my mom was a huge fan.
When I was born, my dad said I looked a lot like her.
Blonde.
So they went with Lulli.
Do you miss her?
Lucinha or my mom?
[chuckles]
I was really young when she passed.
[sighs deeply]
[gentle music playing]
I do.
I especially miss all the time we didn't get, you know?
My mom used to teach piano.
And she had this one student who was Deaf.
And I asked her one day,
"How do you teach music to someone who can't hear?"
Then she took my hand,
put it on her chest,
and asked, "What do you feel?"
I said, "Your heart."
She said, "That's how."
Do you know how to say ''I love you'' in sign language?
That's the last thing she said to me.
Before she, uh…
[sighs]
Should we go to sleep?
I promise I won't bite.
[both chuckle softly]
Who would've thought,
Lucinha Lins.
Flirting like this, on a starry night in Pantanal.
[laughs]
You're ridiculous.
[birds singing]
[upbeat music playing]
[gasps]
Morning.
[Hero grunts]
[chuckles softly]
[upbeat music continues]
[chuckles]
Okay, okay.
No one cheats on Sandro.
Tânia?
-Tânia? -Tânia…
-It's Renata. -[Hero] Tânia…
But I can be Tânia. I'll be Tânia.
Cool. Look over here. Look at Tânia!
Oh, look how precious!
[Jacques] Rosa, there's just two videos. It's easy!
The first one is Sandro playing rock,
and the second one is him kissing Isabela Falcão.
I want this in the press today, Rosa. That's it, chop-chop!
[chuckles]
[cell phone vibrating]
[woman gasps]
Hi, Rosa.
From the hospital? What?!
[camera shutter clicking]
There wasn't a spot with less gators?
In Pantanal? Not really.
Why do they keep staring at us like that?
Probably fans of yours.
[camera shutter clicks]
That scar there, the one on your forehead.
-I've been meaning to ask you about it. -Oh, yeah.
A fight at school.
I don't remember that.
Why did you fight?
I would get bullied a lot.
I remember seeing a scar like that on Harrison Ford.
Harrison Ford.
I think he's sexy.
Do you think I'm sexy?
[chuckles]
Anyway, yeah. Not that I'm, like, afraid…
-Oh! No, of course not. -It's not fear.
It's that I'm tired of resting.
-Oh, you're tired of resting? -Really.
-[laughs] -Bye, friends! This was cool. See ya.
-[cows mooing] -[herders shouting]
[man clicks tongue]
-[Lulli] Afternoon. -Hey there.
-What's your name, sir? -Inácio.
Hi, Inácio. You think we could both stay here for the night?
-I promise we won't be a bother. -Of course. You two are welcome here.
Make yourselves at home, go and find a spot, okay?
-Thanks, that's great. -Don't mention it.
Oh, oh!
-Whoa. [laughs] -[sighs]
Well, take your foot out of there. [laughs]
This trip has made me think about a lot of things.
Being here makes a lot of sense.
Riding a horse.
Country music talks about this a lot, right?
I mean…
You're very different.
Hmm.
[Inácio] Dinner is served!
Let's go eat.
Last one there is a dirty rotten egg!
-[Lulli] No! -[both laugh]
[singing in Portuguese]
[camera shutter clicks]
Hey, beautiful! Very, very nice, guys.
-Thanks. -Hey, partner. Aren't you Sandro?
Yeah, it's Sandro.
-I'm his cousin. -Ah. Right, right.
Hey, Sandro's cousin, what's your name, man?
-Hero. -What, is that Japanese?
No, it's a nickname for Herodotus. It's a Greek name.
-[laughs] -Ah, ''Hero," right?
Do you have any hits?
Any new ones you'd be able to share with us?
Show us on the guitar.
[man] Yeah, buddy. Show us on the guitar, go ahead.
I don't know if it's gonna be a hit, but I started writing a new one.
It goes something like this.
[clears throat]
[in Portuguese] ♪ Whenever I think of you I remember the first time ♪
♪ Feeling that makes me wish For things we haven't done ♪
[in English] Well, I mean… something like that.
I have to finish it.
It's nice.
-Thanks. -There's no way you're Sandro, man.
-That asshole can't play instruments. -[all laugh]
Yeah, I agree. And I gotta say, he doesn't know squat about beauty.
[Inácio] Wanna do another song?
-[Hero] Let's do it. All right. That one. -[Inácio] Yeah!
[playing upbeat tune]
[vocalizing]
Watch and learn.
Watch.
[blows]
[plays horn]
Okay, everyone. Good night.
-[Hero] Ah, okay. -Thanks a lot for your hospitality.
Bye, folks. See you later, yeah?
Look out for jaguars. Okay, partner?
-[Hero] Whoo! -[Lulli] Let's go!
[Hero] Hang on tight, cowgirl. This bull is fierce!
-Don't let go, he's a wild one! -[Lulli] Whoo!
When you made up that name back there, I couldn't handle it. [laughs]
Herodotus. Weird name, right?
[both chuckle]
Dang, it got cold.
Here. You can have mine.
-What about you? -I'll be fine. I run hot.
Thanks.
So, if you can't handle this weather, how'd you deal with London?
Oh. Everything's, like, heated there, you know?
-Uh-huh. -Restaurants, houses, hotels… [chuckles]
Did you like living there?
A lot.
[sighs] But being there made me realize I'm more of a country girl. [laughs]
Then I came back to spend the holiday with my dad
and didn't want to go back.
Hmm. Thank God, right?
Where's Sandro?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
[gentle music playing]
-So, try this. -Hmm?
Leave him there.
-Wherever he is. -All right.
[laughs, sighs]
[grunts softly]
Any boyfriends?
Did you find any there?
Oh. There was a French DJ,
an architect from Belgium,
and a Portuguese writer.
-Hmm. What? -Also this Ukrainian photographer.
I don't have the slightest chance, do I? You're into famous guys.
If I were interested in that, you'd be the ideal person for me, right?
-Well, I could be, right? -[sighs]
-Not possible. -What?
I'm not gonna be falling in love with Sandro again.
[gently] Are you falling in love?
No, of course not.
Oh.
[tender rock music playing]
What is it?
Did something happen?
[sighs]
[somber music playing]
I don't know how to explain it.
The cheating.
Everything you told me.
All the lies.
It wasn't me who did that.
Yeah, right.
[Hero sighs]
If I was able to tell you, I would, Lulli. I really would, I swear.
[Lulli breathing shakily]
-Lulli, listen to me. -Get outta here!
[gentle acoustic guitar music playing]
[Magaiver] That'll work.
-Morning, Lulli! -[Lulli] Morning.
How was the journey?
Not bad.
Hey, Magaiver, take him to the airport 'cause I'm going alone.
Your father told me to drive you both there.
And for the cowboys to return with the horses.
I'm not going.
[cell phone chimes]
GIRL, DID YOU SEE?
TÂNIA IS WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. SANDRO'S NEW AFFAIR IS ISABELA FALCÃO
Is everything okay with you?
-[man] Hold this, Sandro. -No.
It was this, right?
I can't believe I fell for that. Lulli, she forced herself on me.
Classic. [sighs]
Lulli. Lulli, come on.
Look at me. I would never do that to you.
Don't look at me anymore.
Lulli.
Don't talk to me anymore. Do you hear me?
[Magaiver] Look, Sandro.
Forgive me for getting myself involved here,
but I've known Miss Lulli since she was a child.
I've never seen such a courageous girl.
She's never ran from anything.
Not even when her mother got ill. God bless her soul.
The only reason Lulli ran off to Europe was because of the shame that she endured.
With all due respect, if you don't like the girl,
don't mess with her.
I do, though.
A lot.
[clicks tongue]
To sweeten things up for you.
The mayor asked me to tell you the flooding's gone down
and that Mr. Agnaldo was able to fly.
You're what? Wait. Hold on, man.
-Is all this ready? -I'll clean it up.
-I'll clean it up. It'll be ready. -Do it right now!
Everything's ready! Everything's good to go here, Jacques.
Yeah. Ooh.
Hero arrives in two minutes.
What's that? He's awake now?
He's awake now! [laughs]
[somber music playing]
[sighs]
[exhales]
[sniffles]
[huffs]
[Genival] What's this about Japanese food?
-I was craving it. -Raw fish, man?
-[Naldo] He likes it. -[Genival] Hey.
-[Hero] What's up? -My man!
-Hey. -How was it?
It was crazy. My thoughts are running wild.
Okay, but let's do this. Let's focus on the show.
Over 70,000 people are here to see you. Only you can make it happen, man.
Son, I have some pretty big news…
All right, but first, I gotta sort something out.
You seen Pança?
-I'll see you later. -Sounds good.
[sighs]
[Hero] You were right.
-About? -Everything.
I looked in the mirror.
-And I didn't like what I saw. -But it seemed like you were enjoying it.
You got what you wanted, man. To be famous, right?
I'm not doing this for the fame, Pança.
I just wanted… my music, my work to be recognized, admired.
I've always admired you, man.
Regardless of your talent, I've always admired you as a person.
I just don't admire you when you're being a bombastic shitbag.
[chuckles]
I really admire you too, Pança.
I'm sorry I was such an asshole.
A big one.
And, seriously, thanks for waking me up.
[sighs]
That's what a brother is for, isn't it?
Mm.
-I love you, man. -I love you too.
[energetic music playing]
-Uh… -Oh. [chuckles]
[both gibber, exclaim]
[laughs]
And Lulli?
Jacques set me up, man.
Isabela Falcão, man.
Oh boy.
That girl really knows what she's doing.
-They really ruined everything. -Yeah.
It's, like, a real problem.
Speaking of problems…
So the guy was in a coma and didn't know I was impersonating him?
What happened to Sandro is in the past now.
What matters is that you are a star, bigger and better than he ever was.
Hang on, Jacques. Better than Sandro?
Am I wrong? He sings better. He isn't an alcoholic.
And, most of all, he could take Brazilian music to a new level.
Your video went viral on the Internet.
You activated the transition between country and rock.
You, sir, are responsible for
what could be a new genre of music in Brazil.
What about Sandro?
[sighs]
This contract is bigger than the contract offered to Michael Jackson.
Twelve albums in eight years.
Except I won't let you.
I will report you to the press and the police.
[clicks tongue] I wouldn't recommend that, Agnaldo.
Your hands are dirty in this one too.
You're not worth the shit that you step on.
[grunts] You wouldn't want to spend
your remaining years in jail, now, would you?
Hero, son,
don't let this man ruin your entire life.
-Think about Lulli. -[Jacques laughs]
Getting women won't be an issue ever again.
I am offering you the success that you have always wanted.
What about Sandro?
Sandro will get a huge sum of money
and he'll probably use it on more plastic surgery.
He'll change his face, his name, and, whatever.
[somber music playing]
You got a pen?
[Jacques laughs]
Son, you don't want to do this.
Wasn't it you who said,
"Opportunity doesn't knock on the same door twice"?
What about Lulli?
Lulli doesn't like me.
You don't know that for sure, son.
Agnaldo, would you kindly make your way out?
You can go. I know what I am doing.
The Great Herodotus.
The father of history.
Only the story is not his own.
[door closes]
-[Genival clears throat] -See you guys soon.
-[grunts] -I saw that.
Ah, shit. Hero's made a deal with the devil now.
Bro, what happened with Jacques? Did you sign something with that guy?
I did. Sandro Sanderlei's still got it.
Dude, what are you talking about? What about our chat back there?
What's going on, bro?
-Shit, you're disappointing me again-- -[whines]
What are you gonna do now, cry, huh?
I signed it, all right. But as Sandro, you guys.
Huh? What?
[upbeat music playing]
And you're Hero.
[chuckles] Exactly right.
The contract's totally worthless.
I might've made Sandro's a little better, but…
-Ah, man! -Ah, really?
My nephew, my own blood, wouldn't be friends with a complete ass.
-Great job, man! -[laughs]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me like that again, bro.
Yeah, right. You were damn near crying when you came in.
Ah. Hold on, what about your record deal?
I'm not making an album with that idiot.
Leave it to me. I have my contacts.
Now, what are we gonna do about Sandro?
I have an idea.
But I'll need some help from you guys.
[phone beeps]
Hello, Mayor Bento! Everything all right?
-All right. -Go! For fuck's sake!
-Hello, my friends! -Quickly.
-Let's go. -Wow. Wow!
-Giant kittens! -We'll put some pajamas on him.
-The circus is coming? -What circus?
-What? -Yeah. It's the circus.
This guy here is the trapeze artist.
And the sword-swallower's there next to him.
[laughs] And you're Krusty the Clown, or what?
-Yes, we are. -All right, relax.
-Let's go. Come on, already. -I know!
Hello. Everything okay?
Morning. How can I help you?
There's a problem with the coffee machine, miss.
-Oh, the machine's not over-- -But it's-- I don't--
I don't even drink coffee. But do you guys do liposuction here?
-For you, sir? -Yeah, yes!
-I'm thinking about it. -You don't need it.
-You-! You have no idea! -What?
I have fat in places you couldn't possibly imagine
I do think you could benefit from some Botox, though.
-[moans] -Here? Botox?
-But are you sure? -Uh, just a moment, I--
Miss! For the love of God. My heart just stopped beating!
It's still beating. It didn't stop. Now I gotta go.
-It's beating for you! -I hear someone.
-It is beating for you! It is. -What are you saying?
No, sometimes I think that… I've died.
-No, you didn't die. -Well, then why am I looking at an angel?
[birds singing]
She's not doing so well. Go talk to her.
I'm not good at stuff like this.
It's a female matter, I… [sighs]
Would you talk to her?
[scoffs] You know she won't listen to me.
And besides, she needs her father now.
-[sighs] -Go help her, please?
-[gentle music playing] -Hmm?
[grunts]
[sighs]
[Bento] Hi, honey.
[clears throat]
You know that when your mother was worried about something,
she'd behave just like you. [chuckles]
Lying down, looking at the sky.
I used to tell her it was no use looking for an answer in the clouds.
The answer is right here.
You know, when I was a poor rodeo cowboy, poor as dirt,
your grandfather did everything to separate us.
So how'd you stay together?
[chuckles] Your mother confronted the guy.
[both laugh]
And the rest is history.
[Lulli sighs, sniffles]
I see you looking more like your mom every day, you know that?
Yeah, how?
In every way.
It's true.
And we were happy together.
Until God… [crying]
Honey, follow your heart.
Whatever you decide,
you'll have my blessing.
I just don't want to see you suffer like this.
Oh, Daddy. I love you so much.
I love you too, sweetheart.
[Lulli sighs]
[exhales]
[Genival] I wanted to tell you to put your mind at ease.
This festival you're about to play is one of the biggest.
-And it's gonna be broadcast live on TV. -Live?
Yeah, and also on the Internet, through some streaming service,
all that stuff, to millions of people.
-Millions? -Yeah.
But you'll only be playing in front of about 70,000 people, give or take.
-Seventy thousand? -But don't stress.
I'm only telling you this to calm you down.
I tell you, for someone who started out playing
in little heavy metal bands and proms,
you've come a long way, haven't you, Nelson?
-Congratulations. -What'd you call me?
Nelson. Isn't that your name?
Sônia's son, my nephew Nelson.
-Ah! -[both laugh]
My uncle Juvenal.
-Ah! -Your audacity impresses me.
[Naldo] Wonderful. We're all set.
-Great. -Jarbas is bringing him now.
Now we just have to move forward, right?
Pançola and I will go on ahead, and we'll see you at the venue.
It'll all work out. Just walk the line, baby boy.
["Caju na Cachaça" by Ananda Paixão playing]
-[upbeat dance music continues] -[crowd cheering]
[announcer] Welcome to the great Three Barrels Competition!
Where your emotions are sure to get the better of you.
No one will want to miss the grand finale of the Three Barrels Competition!
[Hero] Wow.
Who would've thought, you and I playing for this crowd…
Tell me about it, man.
Pança, I'm really glad that you're here with me, man.
-For real, you're the man. -Aww.
[sighs]
-[exhales] Damn. -What if it doesn't work?
It already has.
[chuckles]
Today I want you to play on your drums.
Ah, my drums are still at that prom venue, did you forget?
Ah.
But what if you play on your brand-new drum kit.
-Check it out, dude. Isn't it beautiful? -[chuckles]
You can't afford that.
Yeah, no.
Huh?
-But Sandro Sanderlei sure can. -[both laugh]
Angi-naldo!
-Tavinho Chantecler! -[exclaims]
It's so fab you called me tonight
to do an exclusive interview at this concert.
I'm literally disgusted.
You sure know how to treat the press, huh?
I sure do, Chantinho. I really do.
-What's up? -I…
I spoke to the production team
and told them to put your camera on the big screen.
Why now? So you'll be able to live stream the interview
with Sandro Sanderlei throughout all of Brazil!
There's Jacques, right over there.
Come on, man.
Hey! Jacques, hello there!
How are you doing, my friend?
[chuckles]
You know him, right? Tavinho Chantecler!
The greatest gossipmonger there is in all of Brazil!
Of course. I know Chantecler. How are you?
No! No, Tony!
I haven't bought your Wando Obscene Tour curtain.
No, I haven't bought it yet. I haven't found it.
I'm gonna buy it! Please! Come on, Tony!
I have a problem here. The man is totally incapacitated now.
I want to know the name… what goes in that beverage?
-That thing you drink? Pick-me-whatever? -Tânia…
Huh? No. Wait. Wait, I'm not talking to you.
Hey, quiet down, man. Wait. Yeah! Pick-me-up. That's the one.
What do I put in it? Okay, what else?
You serious?
Holy crap, man. That'll kill him, don't you think?
[crowd cheering]
-Damn. Where's Sandro? -They're bringing him.
And Lulli?
[chuckles]
[announcer] People of Jaguariúna Rodeo Festival…
Dude, you rock! Everything'll be fine.
[announcer] Here with you tonight is the greatest singer in this country,
the unique, the incomparable, the one and only.
Sandro Sanderlei!
[fireworks popping]
Good evening, everyone!
I'd like to send a huge kiss
to the biggest gossip on TV,
our beloved Chantecler!
Are you there, my dude?
[chuckles]
[cheers]
I have a big load of questions to ask you that I'm sure this audience is dying
to know the answers to.
[Hero] Let's save the best for last, huh? Thanks a lot for coming, Chanchan!
You don't know how emotional I'm getting, to get up on this stage
and see so many of you.
[audience cheers]
[clears throat] Today,
I wanna start with a new song.
[woman] We love you!
And I wrote this one for a person who's
incredibly special.
To be honest, I've…
[strumming softly]
I have completely fallen in love.
This one's for you, Lulli!
♪ Whenever I think of you I remember the first time ♪
♪ A feeling that makes me Want things we haven't done ♪
♪ But now it is like I was living The life of another someone ♪
♪ And were forbidden to tell ♪
[in English] Buddy, do you understand what he is about to give up?
Yeah, I do. I get what this guy is all about.
[in Portuguese] ♪ I can't help it I don't even try ♪
♪ I want you at every instant Give me one more chance ♪
♪ This love has become a soap opera ♪
♪ A movie romance An affair and a dilemma ♪
[in English] I love you all. You're so damn beautiful!
[in Portuguese] ♪ I can't help it, I don't even try ♪
[in English] Let me hear you sing it!
♪ This love is really huge Give me one more chance ♪
♪ This love has become a soap opera ♪
♪ A movie romance An affair and a dilemma ♪
-[song ends] -[crowd cheers]
[in English] Beautiful! Thank you.
I love you, guys.
Thank you.
[crowd clapping]
Now, folks.
[crowd chanting] Sandro! Sandro! Sandro! Sandro!
I wanna have a talk with all of you about something difficult.
[woman] Marry me, Sandro!
The truth is…
[woman] Sandro! I want your babies! Make me your bride!
…from my heart to yours…
What if I were to tell you
that Sandro Sanderlei got ill?
[man] What do you mean? You're talking to us right now!
Actually, guys, Sandro almost didn't make it.
But thank the Lord, and to our relief, he got better.
I'd like to call to the stage now the greatest country singer in Brazil.
Not just in this country!
In the world!
I give you,
Sandro Sanderlei!
[crowd murmuring]
[crowd cheers]
[gasps]
Yes!
Hey, I'm gonna sue your freakin' ass! You hear me? I'm gonna sue you!
[laughs] Who will you be suing?
[crowd chanting] Sandro, Sandro, Sandro, Sandro, Sandro!
How about that. You're my full-on doppelgänger, man.
Ha! That's hilarious, isn't it?
There you go. She belongs to you, man.
Mm.
Go ahead.
I know that there's a country heart beating in there somewhere.
Wow. This is too much, dude. Really.
But thank you.
It brought me luck.
Thanks for getting me out.
You got it, man. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have met Lulli.
True.
Okay, I want to hear a round of applause now
for this great musician,
and rock and roller,
Herodotus Batista!
-Hero. -Hero!
What's the tea? Who is he? What do you have to do with--
Stay with him! There!
-Take me to him! Please now! -Come on.
You're to blame for all of this, you.
-Fat, idiotic cow! -Hey!
No. Don't you talk to her that way!
[groans]
Cows kick, so watch your ass!
That's it. You tell him! Way to go! Hear that, bigmouth?
-Good job, sweetie! -[laughs]
-And what's your name? -Oh, me?
My name is Maria José Ramalho Loreto!
But pretty boys can call me Matilde.
-You'll close out the show with me, right? -I'm late to see a special woman.
Then you better go!
-Later. -Go on!
Hello, people!
I'm back now, and we're gonna bring the house down!
-I've missed you! -Dude, that was so cool!
Go! Go, get your girl, bro! Take these! Come on!
[crowd cheering]
[speaking indistinctly]
[tender rock music building]
Excuse me, sorry. Coming through.
-What the hell? -Excuse me.
[gasps]
[music dies down]
So his name was actually ''Herodotus,'' I see?
[giggles]
And so,
so ''Hero'' is a rocker.
All the way, baby.
A rocker that writes pretty country songs?
There's a certain someone whose fault that is.
Blonde,
beautiful smile.
I couldn't help it.
I ended up falling in love with the new country way.
That was very brave of you.
Or just crazy of you to tell everybody.
If I hung around these people for just two more days,
I'd end up having everyone singing AC/DC, country style.
[both laugh]
I knew there was no way that butt-face could've changed so drastically.
What about that Isabela Falcão?
[Hero sighs]
Just another one of Jacques's tricks.
Man, guy's such a stupid ass--
[energetic rock music playing]
Is it too early to say I love you?
Are those lyrics from a new song?
[both laugh]
I love you, Hero…
I really love you, too.
[group cheers]
[laughs]
-[Hero] Let's go. -Where?
The farm.
[both laugh]
-[Lulli] Let's go! -[Hero] Yes!
THE END
[upbeat rock music playing]
Man, we were only improvising, and I thought we were just acting,
but, then, uh, Lucas turned and said…
[laughs]
''Should we get a tattoo?"
And I said, ''Why not? We're improvising."
[man] Okay, where is he?
[Felipe] He's getting a tattoo, my friend!
-[man] What tattoo are you getting? -[Lucas] Rodeio Rock.
[man] Yeah!
[needle buzzing]
[man] Okay, what about you?
I'll do it if it's with henna. And I am not getting that tattoo.
[needle buzzing]
-[man] He asked me to call you. -[man 2] He's asking you to come.
Look, we can get out behind there. I'll leave through there.
Just tell Lucas that I went to, uh…
Just come up with something. I won't do it.
Bro, I got the tattoo. Look.
It rocks.
-My heart stopped beating. -It's still beating. It didn't stop, okay?
If it is beating, it's beating for you!
-[laughs] Oh, no, what's… -Yeah.
Don't look over there. I'm trying to make something happen here.
-[man] He's improvising! -I was trying to remember…
-[splutters] -Yeah?
If love is white, and affection's black, the way I feel about you is checkered.
Come on!
-[both laugh] -[man] God Almighty!
This… this separation from Tânia Folifol… [splutters]
-****. -[director] Cut!
[singing in Portuguese]
[director] Cut, he hurt himself! He's hurt! Cut! Cut! Cut!
Come here, have you sung Quinta B from Álvaro Guião?
-No, it was Quinta C! -No, it was Quinta B!
-I was in the band. -Remember? "Álvaro Guião."
[both] ♪ Good to be a thief ♪
-Yeah! It was very good. Hmm. -I'm the thief who stole your heart.
-Oh, stop it. -[director] Come on.
-Clown. -Oh! I love clowns! [laughs]
Country… country clown!
[group laughs]
Don't forget, Mayor Bento,
First Lady Matilde, and their daughter Lulli. Got it?
-Yeah. -[man] And the rest, Charles?
Oh, there's something else I forgot to tell you.
[man] Let's go again!
[man] I can't see, but I don't think you're in the shot.
-[Carla] I don't think so. -[man] Okay.
-Wow! Look at that. It's just me on there! -[laughs]
-[director] Cut. -[Carla] It's a wrap.
[Hero singing in Portuguese]
[music ends]