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I just think you've been
too hard on him, George.

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Look at him.

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Kid's lost his swagger.

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Uh, I'm not sure that one
really had that much swagger

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to begin with.

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I had swagger.

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Look at me, junior year,
re-elected class president

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for the third year straight.

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Come on, George,
that's... that's impressive.

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Oh, yeah, right up there
with crossing the Delaware.

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Look at that double-breasted jacket.

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I look great.

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"Don't forget your Jimmy hat!"

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My winning slogan.

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Quick! Somebody grab my quill and ink.

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I was victorious freshman,
sophomore, and junior year.

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What happened senior?

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Manish Singh happened.

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Manish Singh was a herb.

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Couldn't run against me junior year,

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he would've gotten smoked.

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KAI: Smoked herb?

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Gots my vote.

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Hey, Jimmy, uh... Uh...

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Um, I'm clocking out.

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I just...

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We seem to be missing a couple of the Icons

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of American History dolls.

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You wouldn't happen to, uh...

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Yeah.

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Hey, um, are you still
planning on going to that

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Manish Singh rally at the
old high school tonight?

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Uh, probably.

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If you need a plus-one,
I can... Oh, thank you.

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I don't...

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Uh, that is so nice,
I... but I... I'm good.

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Yeah, I just...

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I remember how rough
that place can be, alone.

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Yeah, no, not for me, actually.

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Richardson High School, I was...

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I was actually a pretty
big deal around there.

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Yeah, okay.

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Uh, well, anyway, um,
don't forget to bring back

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the dolls.

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Hey, I thought we had a customer.

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I got it, pop.

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Don't know what I'd do without you, son.

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(Grunts)
Oh.

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What!

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My one clean shirt.

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COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome.

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Every morning, I wake
up, look around, and think,

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"I must have made some
pretty darn good decisions

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to end up here."

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And wouldn't it be nice if more people

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from the great state of Texas could wake up

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and feel that way, too?

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(Kisses)

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Good things don't just come about by luck.

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They come about by the choices we make,

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and we've got a big one
coming up on November 4th.

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Choose wisely.

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I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Oh, gosh.

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Everything's all set, boss.

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Ah!

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A/V tested, seats are cleaned,
and security's in position.

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Great.

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How long have you been standing there?

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Like a millisecond.

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Wonderful.

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I'm just really hoping we
make the Governor proud.

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With you in charge,

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he doesn't have any other choice.

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Oh.

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(Slurps)

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Ah.

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Fresh.

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Very fresh.

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All right, see you in an hour.

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My middle-aged brother can't afford a car,

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so I'll be picking him up.

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SHAWNA: You should take her.

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No way.

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She's just trying to be nice.

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Most of my classmates have
three kids, two mortgages,

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and a golden retriever.

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I can't show up with

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a tatted-up 24-year-old chain smoker.

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I'm not Ben Affleck.

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Why do you want to go
to Manish's rally anyway?

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You hate Manish.

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I don't hate Manish.

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We're rivals.

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You're not rivals.

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But we were.

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It was my dream to be
senior class president,

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my dream to marry Charlie Harper,

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and my dream to become
the Governor of Texas.

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Yeah, well, he did it.

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You didn't even graduate
high school, Jimmy.

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Here we go.

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You basically gave up on your life the week

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after that stupid election,
failed all your final exams,

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ended up three credits short of graduating.

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I mean, come on, who does that?

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Take a jewelry class.

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I understand losing to Manish was painful.

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Not painful.

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Life altering.

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♪ Hit it! ♪

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-♪ Nah, na, na, na, na,
na ♪ -Vote for Manish.

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JIMMY: He passed out Magic
8 balls to everyone in the class.

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No matter what question
they asked, the answer

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they always got was, Manish Singh.

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Manish Singh for President.

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Who's gonna take my virginity?

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Yes.
♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪

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Who can bring peace to the Middle East?

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♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪

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♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪

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♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪

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Why did Michael Jordan retire?

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♪ No, no, we don't die ♪

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♪ Yes, we multiply ♪

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I knew that dude could ball.

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♪ Anyone pres will hear the fat lady sing ♪

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Don't forget to wear your Jimmy hat.

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That double entendre
doesn't really work on girls.

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You get that, right?

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Nothing gets past you, Ama.

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Mind like a steel trap.

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♪ Chi-chi-Chang-Chang ♪

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♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪

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Who's gonna win the election
for senior class president?

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♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪

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♪ Excuse me, mister officer, murderer ♪

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♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪

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Brilliant.

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I used to love Magic 8-Balls.

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That's not the point.

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Sounds like the point to me.

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He used a popular medium
of the day to connect

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with his electorate and win an election.

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That's good politics.

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You could've gone to
summer school that summer

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or any of the 25 summers since.

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You know what happens to
people who go to summer school?

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- Neither do I.
- No one does. You want to know why?

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'Cause no one ever hears from them again!

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Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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Working as a store clerk for your father,

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the same job you've had since high school,

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is somehow the pinnacle of achievement?

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Dad needs the help.

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Even now, I could get
you re-enrolled in like,

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35 seconds.

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Just last month we had an
old football player come back.

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Will you give it a rest?

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I'm not going back to high school.

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I'm 42 years old.

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It's absurd and pointless.

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Your life is not pointless.

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I'm glad somebody thinks so.

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(Slurps)

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Jimmy Bauer!

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Ha!

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Man, I thought you were dead.

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I could've sworn I donated
to a GoFundMe for his funeral

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last year?

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Jimmy, Noa, I want you
to meet my brother, Jimmy.

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- Hi.
- Jimmy, this is Noa Polly,

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our magnificent student
council elections chair.

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It's really nice to meet you.

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My pronouns are they/them.

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(Indistinct background chatter)

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MAN 1: Yeah, great.

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WOMAN 1: Look. There he is.

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Oh!

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(Cheering)

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Hello.

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Jimmy Bauer?

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Hey, man.

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MANISH: Wow, I didn't
expect to see you here.

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Look, Charlie.

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Hey, Jimmy.

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Hey, Charlie.

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Oh, yeah. I... I... (Laughs)

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- I spilled ketchup on my shirt.
- Okay.

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Um, we should probably head in.

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Good to see you, brother.

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Marcia.

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That's not his real accent.

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Singh out loud!

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(Crowd chanting)

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JIMMY: You know what people sound like.

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There's a massive
shift in his entire voice.

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He has an event coming up.

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Shh.
(CHEERING)

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NOA: Hello, everyone.

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My name is Noa Polly, and
it has been my great honor

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to chair tonight's event on behalf

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of the student council.

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Manish Singh is actually
the reason I wanted to come

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to this school in the first place.

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But you came to hear him speak, not me.

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So, without further ado,
the Governor of Texas

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and 1995 RHS grad, Manish Singh.

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(Crowd cheering)

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CROWD: Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -Singh out loud!

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-Singh out loud! -All right, all right.

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All right.

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CROWD: Singh out loud!

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Richardson High School,
Rising Phoenix, what up?

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CROWD: What up!

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Thank you so much for that
gracious introduction, Noa.

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I know a winner when I see one,

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and I have no doubt that
it's only a matter of time

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before you're working for me.

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(Chuckles)

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MAN 2: Whoo!

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Wow, I'm really emotional right now.

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When I think back on my political career,

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I always come back to
where it began, this place,

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where I won my first election
for senior class president.

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(Crowd cheering)

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As a matter of fact, I
just ran into my opponent

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in that race a few moments ago.

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Uh, Jimmy Bauer, you still out there?

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Oh, there he is.

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Jimmy!

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Give a wave, little buddy.

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(Manish chuckles)

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MANISH: Jimmy Bauer, everyone.

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You know, that election
changed everything for me.

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Am I in hell?

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It changed what I thought of myself.

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It changed who I believed I could become.

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So now, a very special
award to help someone

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in this room become the next Manish Singh.

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(Cheering, whistling)

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00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,222
Thank you, Governor.

269
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,267
We've established the
first annual Manish Singh

270
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,811
Senior Class Presidential Scholarship,

271
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,063
which will be awarded
to the winner of this year's

272
00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,358
RHS senior class presidential election.

273
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,694
(Crowd cheering)

274
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:03,820
Whoo!

275
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,823
This scholarship will
allow the winning student

276
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,450
a paid internship in Manish's office,

277
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:12,663
with personal mentorship
from the governor himself.

278
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,623
(Crowd cheering)

279
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,710
Now, I hope this helps
rocket launch an RHS student

280
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,505
who's always dreamed of a bigger life,

281
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,300
but just didn't know how
to make that all possible.

282
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,430
(Crowd cheering)

283
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,349
Jimmy, no.

284
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,770
Jimmy Bauer, 2024, you heard?

285
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,271
That chair is adjustable.

286
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,858
Hey, you guys have Zima?

287
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,986
I think they stopped making
that in the mid '90s, man.

288
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,821
They make it.

289
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,906
Just 'cause something
goes low pro for a hot minute

290
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,784
doesn't mean it gave up on its life.

291
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,536
I'll keep my eye out.

292
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,289
That scholarship is for
a high school student.

293
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,667
Well, I guess it's time
to finally become one.

294
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,544
I heard someone could
make that happen for me in,

295
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,462
what was it, 35 seconds?

296
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,840
Yeah, that was to get your diploma.

297
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,967
This is... I don't know what this is.

298
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,552
(Chuckles)

299
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,261
It's too sad to be a mid-life crisis.

300
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,139
This is my chance to rewrite history.

301
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,726
Now Jimmy wins the class election.

302
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,019
Now Jimmy works in the governor's mansion.

303
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,313
Now Jimmy marries Charlie Harper.

304
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,858
Everything that's
supposed to happen finally

305
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,860
fucking happens.

306
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,696
Check, please.

307
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,115
JIMMY: I'm ready to re-enroll.

308
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,783
These are my conditions.

309
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,284
Take 'em or leave 'em.

310
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,620
Leave 'em.

311
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:38,999
If your answer is leave 'em,
then I never want to hear

312
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,167
from you about going back to high school.

313
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,712
And I mean never,
never, never, never again.

314
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,420
(Sighs)

315
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,217
Thanks for the ride.

316
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,845
(Sighs)

317
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,847
(Burps)

318
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,641
Ugh.

319
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,736
Oh my God.

320
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,912
(Grunts)

321
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,596
(♪♪♪)

322
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,463
(Gasps)

323
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,007
Oh, you're late.

324
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:29,841
I tried paging you,

325
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,593
but I don't think they went through.

326
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,512
I called like, six or seven times,

327
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,847
but you know, I'm just
not good with technology.

328
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:36,640
JIMMY: Chin up, Pop.

329
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,099
I got some great news.

330
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:38,850
STANISLAW: Oh, yeah?

331
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,101
Oh, h... hang on.

332
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,607
Stan's Memorabilia, Stan speaking.

333
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,067
Oh, hi Kai.

334
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,610
Uh-huh.

335
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,405
Oh, I see.

336
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,949
No, no, yes.

337
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:58,203
No, of course not, but
when you put it like that.

338
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,038
Well, of course I don't
want to stand in the way

339
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,583
of your personal growth.

340
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,125
But I need...

341
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,088
Well, two weeks is... is
pretty, pretty standard.

342
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,757
Yeah, okay.

343
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:11,883
Bye.

344
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,678
She quit.

345
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,555
Says the work schedule
is presenting too many

346
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,349
obstacles to her self-actualization.

347
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,560
Needs more time to work on her music.

348
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,645
Now I... I have to try to replace her,

349
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,146
and how I have no idea.

350
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,692
I mean, sh... I can barely
afford your salary as it is.

351
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,776
Salary?

352
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,528
This is a disaster.

353
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,029
You want to hear my good news?

354
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,448
You remember the election in 1995?

355
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,784
The day that changed our lives forever?

356
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,288
I'm gonna fix it, Pop.

357
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,624
I'm gonna go back to high school.

358
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,041
I'm gonna re-run for class president,

359
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,293
and this time I'm gonna win.

360
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,506
Who will cover your shifts?

361
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,090
Really?

362
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,384
Don't worry about your store, pop.

363
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,218
Don't worry about anything.

364
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,846
After today, it's gonna
be a whole new world.

365
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,055
Yeah.

366
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,392
I guess I could just,
I could just close early

367
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,935
on the weekdays.

368
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,021
JIMMY: You'll see.

369
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,981
Believe me, you will see.

370
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:16,823
The whole wide world
is finally going to see.

371
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,994
(Sighs)

372
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,999
This is insane.

373
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:26,833
Correction.

374
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:31,004
That kid who 3D printed a
human vagina was insane.

375
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,882
This is beyond insane.

376
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:35,592
I agree.

377
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,594
How is the governor
gonna feel when he finds out

378
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,764
his new high school intern
doesn't know how to use

379
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,932
the internet?

380
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,099
They know each other.

381
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,893
That's even worse!

382
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,857
My brother's situation
is the reason I became

383
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,859
an educator in the first place.

384
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,653
Well, I'm inspired.

385
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,403
Oh, gosh.

386
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,655
Okay.

387
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,657
I don't, I don't shop.

388
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,576
I don't travel.

389
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,661
I saw the word hobby in
the newspaper the other day

390
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,829
and I didn't know what it meant.

391
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,038
(Chuckles)

392
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,331
This is getting awkward.

393
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:11,712
I have been a principal at
Richardson for nine years,

394
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:16,216
and this is the one thing I'm asking for.

395
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,722
I need you to hear me now and hear me good.

396
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:25,726
If you screw up this
scholarship with the governor,

397
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,519
it's your ass on the line.

398
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:30,271
If this little experiment backfires,

399
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,985
everything that you worked
for is gonna go right down

400
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,194
the drain.

401
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,200
That's a long drain.

402
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,288
What's the worst he can do?

403
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,751
♪ This is how we do it ♪

404
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,713
♪ This is how we do it ♪

405
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,173
♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la ♪

406
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,303
♪ Shabada, lo, lo, lo, whoa ♪

407
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,139
♪ This is how we do it ♪

408
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,850
♪ Lo, lo, low-oh-oh ♪

409
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,354
What's up?

410
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,399
You've been here 15 minutes
and I've already received

411
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,651
four complaints.

412
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,944
That doesn't seem possible.

413
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,821
"Ancient white male propositioning

414
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:20,906
underaged girls."

415
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:21,740
Propositioning?

416
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,576
"Definite pedo in hideous
tan suit taking down names

417
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:25,661
of potential victims."

418
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,494
Pedo?

419
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,915
This one just says, "Help"
next to a drawing of you.

420
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,752
I'm trying to learn the
names of the voters.

421
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,675
Terry Janice is a freshman, Jimmy.

422
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,551
Great!

423
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,343
I'm asking for her vote,
not a picture of her boobies.

424
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,929
Only members of the
student council can vote

425
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:44,763
in class elections

426
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,807
and freshmen are not a
part of the student council.

427
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,183
JIMMY: Okay, that's a change.

428
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,101
In 1995, everybody was eligible to vote

429
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,061
for senior class president.

430
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,104
I distinctly remember
handing out Jimmy hats like this

431
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,272
to each and every member of...

432
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,650
It's not 1995, Jimmy.

433
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,820
A lot of things have changed since 1995.

434
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,489
And Jimmy hats is a sexually suggestive

435
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,283
and completely inappropriate slogan

436
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,702
for a school-sponsored election.

437
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,911
That's the whole joke!

438
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,288
And freshmen aren't allowed to vote!

439
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,125
You want a snowball's
chance in hell at winning

440
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,335
this election?

441
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,754
Stop living in the past
and start figuring out

442
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,882
how things are done in the
actual here and now present.

443
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:26,279
(♪♪♪)

444
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,990
(Indistinct chatter)

445
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,832
(Laughter)

446
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,213
(Indistinct chatter)

447
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,056
Hey, bud.

448
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,099
What's your name?

449
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,268
I'm Jimmy Bauer, newest candidate,
for senior...

450
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,645
Stranger danger!

451
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,647
Stranger danger!

452
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,738
Molesting a student in the lunchroom?

453
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:25,947
Molesting?

454
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,282
I was trying to say hello.

455
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,577
Kylo has social anxiety,
and unmolested lunches are

456
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,370
part of a carefully-constructed
plan worked out

457
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,288
by his therapist.

458
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,123
I didn't molest anybody.

459
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,001
Molest, meaning pester, aggravate, annoy.

460
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:38,794
JIMMY: Okay.

461
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,712
Well, it meant something
very different in my day.

462
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:41,797
(Sighs)

463
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,091
I'm trying to connect with my electorate,

464
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,637
which has turned out to
be harder than I thought.

465
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,072
NOA: Hi, boss.

466
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:51,932
I got your email.

467
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:52,849
Happy to help.

468
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,851
- Who's the nervous Nellie?
- Noa.

469
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:55,602
Thank you.

470
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,770
Perfect timing.

471
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,896
He's right here.

472
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,649
(Chuckles)

473
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,441
Uh, no, no, no.

474
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:03,401
I... I meant the high
schooler who needs help with

475
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,444
their campaign.

476
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:06,905
Yes.

477
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,074
For class president.

478
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,034
Yes.

479
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,494
You're running for senior class president?

480
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,247
But you're like 50.

481
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,332
I'm 35.

482
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,041
Mm.

483
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:18,725
Jimmy: 37.

484
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,392
(Coughs)

485
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,627
39.
(Clears throat)

486
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,546
I'm in my early, mid-40s.

487
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,255
Is this legal?

488
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,716
Unclear.

489
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:29,260
Well, like any man in a tan suit,

490
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,471
I'm sure you mean well.

491
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,056
(Chuckles)

492
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,647
NOA: First things first,
know thy competition.

493
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:44,526
The incumbent, Faiza
Al-Ghamdi, junior class president.

494
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,445
Faiza's had one singular goal
since the day she was born,

495
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,990
get into Yale.

496
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:53,368
The challenger, Metetakee
"Meat" Tolmochusse.

497
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,995
He's Mr. Fun Guy.

498
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,079
You can't beat!

499
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:56,955
CROWD: The Meat!

500
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,957
These same two students
have run against each other

501
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,960
in every single election
since freshman year.

502
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,214
Well, I guess I'm your Ross Perot.

503
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,802
To qualify as a candidate,
you need to accrue points

504
00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:13,221
by attending school-sponsored activities.

505
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,350
Betty?

506
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,034
(♪♪♪)

507
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,803
Thirty years ago, this
was my favorite student.

508
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,094
Twenty-five, but yeah! We were tight!

509
00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:33,356
Back in those days,

510
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,398
lots of kids made fun of my disability.

511
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,300
But not Jimmy. Never Jimmy.

512
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,435
You haven't aged a day.

513
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,872
You have.

514
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,129
(Chuckles)

515
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:46,813
(♪♪♪)

516
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,183
You'll need a strong social media presence,

517
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,310
which you'll need to use
to regularly connect with

518
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,020
your electorate.

519
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,022
Please tell me you have social media.

520
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:08,484
I had a Facebook
page, but I... I deleted it.

521
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,612
Okay, TikTok?

522
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,197
Snapchat?

523
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,239
Insta?

524
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,075
Okay, okay, hold on.

525
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,702
Let's just walk this back for a second.

526
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,953
Before we find you the right platform,

527
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,663
we should probably make
sure you have something

528
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,206
actually meaningful to say.

529
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,874
Believe me, I got plenty to say.

530
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,961
But uh, the thing is
that students nowadays,

531
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,130
they face very complex issues.

532
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,674
I think you're forgetting, I was president

533
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,676
of this place freshman,
sophomore, and junior year.

534
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,127
Anything you guys are
dealing with, I assure you,

535
00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:36,429
I have dealt with before.

536
00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,266
What's next on the list?

537
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,519
Gender-neutral bathrooms.

538
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,484
Why can't you just use this one?

539
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:50,819
Because I'm not a girl.

540
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,113
So, then use the boys.

541
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:54,615
I'm not a boy.

542
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,491
Is this like a RuPaul situation?

543
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:58,034
RuPaul is a drag queen.

544
00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,870
So, yes?

545
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,581
Look, if you're not up-to-date with

546
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,874
gender identities,

547
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,542
you might not be up
to the task of running for

548
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,294
class president in 2024.

549
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:10,964
I'm honestly not trying to piss you off.

550
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:11,923
No pun intended.

551
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,299
No pun achieved.

552
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,308
(Sighs)

553
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:27,814
Look, just really think
about this one, okay?

554
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,525
'Cause this issue is huge.

555
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,067
That's what she said.

556
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,154
They said.

557
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,573
(Sighs)

558
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:48,459
Machiavelli's The Prince,
one of the most famous

559
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:51,296
treatises on leadership
in Western literature.

560
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,174
So, what's it about?

561
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:55,967
Faiza.

562
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,052
Power.

563
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:57,886
Go on.

564
00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:01,306
Machiavelli felt that
power, and the pursuit of it,

565
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,391
trumped everything,
that even brutal violence

566
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,476
was acceptable as a way to hold onto it.

567
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,103
That's right.

568
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,106
And what do we think
about this theory, class?

569
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,399
Stupid.

570
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,735
(Chuckling)

571
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,738
Go on, Meat.

572
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:17,989
Okay.

573
00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,074
Uh...

574
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:21,877
...stupid.

575
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,044
(Chuckles)

576
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,378
AMA: Meat.

577
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:35,882
I mean, if you can just
do anything to get power,

578
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:38,176
then like, that makes you kind of a dick.

579
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,803
(Chuckling)

580
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,597
I mean, you're not supposed to hurt people.

581
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,764
It's pretty basic.

582
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,517
But Machiavelli felt that
being a good person is

583
00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:47,644
different than being a good leader.

584
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:48,770
Correct.

585
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,272
Or as he so famously put it,

586
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:55,151
"The ends justify the means."

587
00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,119
Welcome to the eighth
annual RHS senior class

588
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,245
presidential debate.

589
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,331
(Cheering, whistling)

590
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:13,837
AMA: Okay.

591
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,673
Faiza, your opening statement
is up first, 30 seconds.

592
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:20,761
As your junior class president,
I have helped to ensure

593
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,847
that we've gotten many
things accomplished this year,

594
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:27,267
including more healthy
options at the lunchroom

595
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:29,770
and greater access to charging stations

596
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:30,937
throughout the school.

597
00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:34,399
As your senior class
president, I plan to build on

598
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:39,195
these successes with more
concrete, actionable plans.

599
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:40,864
- Thank you.
- AMA: Okay.

600
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:41,823
Meat, you're up next.

601
00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,199
30 seconds.

602
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,703
Uh, I haven't done diddly-squat,

603
00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:49,080
because I've never won diddly-squat.

604
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:52,083
(Chuckling)

605
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,209
You can't beat!

606
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,002
-The Meat! -The Meat!

607
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,128
You can't beat!

608
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,379
-The Meat! -The Meat!

609
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:59,465
(Crowd cheering)

610
00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:01,718
-The Meat, Meat! -Okay.

611
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,512
Close your shirt, Meat.

612
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:05,514
All right.

613
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:06,848
Jimmy Bauer, you're up.

614
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,266
Uh, I... it's gonna be tough

615
00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,893
to top that charging station bit,

616
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,019
but I will do my best.

617
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,646
(Crowd laughs)

618
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:16,107
You know, I think that
student elections are

619
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,901
a little bit stupid...

620
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:18,860
-Honestly... -WOMAN 2: Okay.

621
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,779
Because they only benefit the winner.

622
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:21,655
WOMAN 2: Uh-huh.

623
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:24,616
If I am going to be elected
as your class president,

624
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,743
I am going to do things not just for me,

625
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,036
but for all of you.

626
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,080
(Cheering)

627
00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:32,749
I mean, I remember what
sucks about high school.

628
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:36,545
So if I'm elected, I
would do shorter classes.

629
00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,671
-Yes! -Woo!

630
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,965
I would do, uh, free cinnamon rolls.

631
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,508
CROWD: Yeah! Woo!

632
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:43,343
How about ping pong table?

633
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,344
(Cheering)

634
00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,428
Oh, you know, we should get

635
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,681
like those, uh, those
shoulder massage machines

636
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,932
from the mall.

637
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,771
Uh, that seemed good in my head.

638
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:58,149
Um, how about um, a
permanent ban on final exams?

639
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:01,236
(Crowd cheering)

640
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,240
AMA: All right.

641
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,449
Thank you, candidates.

642
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,368
Now, onto the questions.

643
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,078
Jimmy, you're first.

644
00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:12,247
Obviously, a middle-aged
man returning to high school

645
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:16,543
could be perceived as a
sad sort of cautionary tale

646
00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:17,711
for the rest of us.

647
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,671
What do you have to say
to students who feel you may

648
00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:23,008
not be up to speed on
the needs of today's teens?

649
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:26,928
Um, I would say don't be ageist.

650
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:28,221
That's fair.

651
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:31,016
As a follow-up, can
you tell me how you feel

652
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,684
about Charli D'Amelio?

653
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,228
I'm sorry, who?

654
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,938
CROWD: Oh.

655
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:40,025
(Indistinct chatter)

656
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,903
That was a got ya question.

657
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,112
I thought you were on my side.

658
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:44,905
I'm not.

659
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,907
I am on the side of a
free and fair election,

660
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,116
and that's all.

661
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,826
Besides, you were being
kind of a dick to Faiza.

662
00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:52,370
So... Charli D'Amelio, dude?

663
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,830
Come on.

664
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:54,873
It's politics, Jimmy.

665
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,542
You gotta grow a thicker skin.

666
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:59,545
How am I supposed to know
who some 19-year-old vlogger is?

667
00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,088
She's the most famous
TikToker in the world.

668
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,674
Mostly for appropriation, but still.

669
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,301
Okay, well, sorry I'm not
up on my latest TikTok.

670
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:08,219
If you want to compete in this election,

671
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,596
maybe you should be.

672
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,556
STUDENT 1: Meh.

673
00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:11,848
Cringe.

674
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:14,935
(Students chuckle)

675
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:16,812
Teach me how to use it.

676
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,313
No.

677
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,065
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to do

678
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:21,024
the bathroom thing.

679
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,443
I... I might be ignorant,
but I'm not a dick.

680
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:29,157
I don't have a social media page,

681
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,951
because my life has been a complete

682
00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,704
and utter train wreck
for the past 25 years.

683
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,000
Honestly, I've been a little embarrassed

684
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,460
to advertise it.

685
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,715
(Sighs)

686
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,010
4:00, you're buying, and then after that,

687
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,011
you're on your own.

688
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,179
- Okay?
- Okay.

689
00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:51,972
Thank you.

690
00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:52,931
Thank you.

691
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,850
No, no, no.

692
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,602
You need to find a date to homecoming,

693
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,144
because right now half
the student population

694
00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:59,980
thinks you're a child molester.

695
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,238
So, this is Neville
Chamberlain's actual umbrella?

696
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,364
I mean, it's plastic.

697
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,826
Well, uh, uh, it's an
actual replica, but yeah.

698
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:15,078
That's not a thing.

699
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,623
Well, you know, the
real umbrella is probably

700
00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:19,249
in a museum somewhere.

701
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,168
So, you're just selling
us plastic knickknacks that

702
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:24,963
I can find for half the price on Amazon?

703
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,965
Well, I... I wouldn't...

704
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:30,426
You... you know, my son
Jimmy, he can sell it better.

705
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,470
I'm not usually the pitch man.

706
00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,640
Let's uh, let's get outta here, Tommy.

707
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,057
This place sucks.

708
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,023
Can I help you?

709
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,482
Are you married?

710
00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:45,166
(Chuckles)

711
00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,276
Excuse me?

712
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,904
I mean, or do you have a boyfriend or...

713
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,447
Mr. Bauer, this kind
of suggestive banter is

714
00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:53,825
frowned upon in today's school system.

715
00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,285
JIMMY: Oh, I'm sorry.

716
00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:57,538
Still getting acclimated
to all the changes.

717
00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:02,083
Um, I am asking you
this, because I'm running

718
00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,002
for senior class president, as you know,

719
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,172
and we have to accrue a whole bunch

720
00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:08,256
of Rising Phoenix points,

721
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:13,344
and I was wondering
if, um, if you... if it's...

722
00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:16,807
I... I was wondering if you'd
go with me to homecoming.

723
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,267
As an act of public service and all.

724
00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,564
You don't remember me, do you?

725
00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:26,567
♪ Pop ♪

726
00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,778
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪

727
00:34:29,861 --> 00:34:33,114
Could Jimmy Bauer ever
ask me to homecoming?

728
00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:35,617
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪

729
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,243
♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪

730
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,120
♪ Ooh, bop ♪

731
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,749
You're Ama Fernandez?

732
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,000
So, you do remember.

733
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,502
Wow.

734
00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:46,795
Well, don't look so shocked.

735
00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:49,756
No, I... I... I... I just...
I... I know all caterpillars

736
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,719
become butterflies,
but... Not all caterpillars.

737
00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:55,554
As you well know.

738
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,388
Only the special few.

739
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,058
(Sighs)

740
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,564
You know that stuff's not
healthier than real beef,

741
00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:06,397
right?

742
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,941
Healthier for the planet.

743
00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,738
Methane emissions from
cattle production is one of

744
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:15,073
the single biggest
contributors to climate change.

745
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,450
Your generation is worried about cow farts?

746
00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:19,620
Yup, thanks to your
generation who was worried

747
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:20,954
about who could drive the bigger Hummer.

748
00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:21,830
I never had a Hummer.

749
00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:23,999
Aw, well, that's sad, dude.

750
00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:26,001
(Chuckles)

751
00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:27,210
If you're so worried about this stuff,

752
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,712
how come you don't run for office?

753
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,381
Nobody's voting for a
non-binary class officer.

754
00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:32,924
I can barely get through
the day without some asshole

755
00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:33,925
blowing up my phone.

756
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,511
Is Micah still doing that?

757
00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:36,762
It's not just Micah.

758
00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:37,513
Who's Micah?

759
00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:39,515
Micah was Noah's
elementary school boyfriend

760
00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:42,350
whose fragile masculinity could
not handle their coming out.

761
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:43,560
Have you reported this to Ama?

762
00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:44,811
Oh my God, this is so boring.

763
00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,397
No, I'm not the first
non-binary kid in Texas

764
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,649
to deal with bullies.

765
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,108
It's not boring.

766
00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,404
You know what?

767
00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:56,322
Let's just teach you TikTok, okay?

768
00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:57,115
Okay.

769
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,700
And don't blame us if
they ban it next month.

770
00:35:58,784 --> 00:35:59,701
Mm.

771
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:02,871
Right.

772
00:36:02,954 --> 00:36:07,584
So, this is called, a "smartphone".

773
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:09,002
It replaced the pager in popularity amongst

774
00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:12,088
high school students around... Ooh, Y2K?

775
00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:12,923
So, these are filters.

776
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:14,090
- Filters?
- Mm-hmm.

777
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,466
(GIGGLES)
Look at that.

778
00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:17,052
That's awesome.

779
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:18,053
-You see that? -Yeah.

780
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,888
-It's amazing. -Yeah.

781
00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,306
That suits you.

782
00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:21,990
ALAINA: Mm-hmm.

783
00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:23,224
That's really cool.

784
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,977
(Chuckles)

785
00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,020
Look at that.

786
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:42,077
Okay, I think I could
definitely master this.

787
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:46,790
Jimmy Bauer, senior class president.

788
00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:47,957
That's my new iPhone number right there.

789
00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:48,792
Just got it.

790
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,586
Senior, senior class
president, Jimmy B., that's, uh,

791
00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:51,628
iPhone right there.

792
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,296
Text it, TikTok it.

793
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,715
I'm around, no problem.

794
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,091
You came!

795
00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:58,051
Full disclosure, I'm officially here

796
00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,220
as a school chaperone, so... ♪ Hit it! ♪

797
00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:01,722
Technically, I'm getting paid.

798
00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:03,014
You had me at technically.

799
00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,559
(Chuckles)

800
00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:07,936
Want to show these fools how it's done?

801
00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:09,896
I remember this one.

802
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:14,025
♪ Na, na, na, nah, na,
na, nah, na, na, na, nah ♪

803
00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:16,402
♪ Na, na, na, nah ♪

804
00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:18,572
(Chuckles)

805
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:20,949
♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪

806
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,158
♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪

807
00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:23,326
Woo!

808
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,746
♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪

809
00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:28,957
♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪

810
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,128
♪ Na, na, na, nah, na,
na, nah, na, na, nah ♪

811
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:35,421
♪ Na, na, nah, na, na, nah ♪

812
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:38,592
♪ Hey ♪

813
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,478
STANISLAW: Hey, you're up early.

814
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,523
JIMMY: Yeah, I uh, I thought
I'd put in a Saturday shift.

815
00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,315
Felt like you could use the help.

816
00:37:54,399 --> 00:37:57,027
STANISLAW: Well, you know
I can always use the help.

817
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,738
Hey, speaking of which, can
you help me get this down?

818
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:05,869
I don't think I've ever seen
the walls without that poster.

819
00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:08,413
You know, I always really loved this one.

820
00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:09,540
Here, grab.

821
00:38:09,623 --> 00:38:10,874
Ready?

822
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,918
1, 2, 3.

823
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:21,259
Wow.

824
00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,971
I didn't realize how faded
these walls had become.

825
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,849
Yeah, well, 25 years can do that.

826
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,144
I'm giving these guys three minutes.

827
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:35,749
Jimbo!

828
00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:37,275
Twice in one week.

829
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,527
I love it.

830
00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:41,321
JIMMY: What is he doing here?

831
00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:43,865
All right. Pen?

832
00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:50,706
Where are we gonna put this?

833
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,791
Uh, right here, front and center.

834
00:38:52,874 --> 00:38:53,542
Frame her up.

835
00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:54,626
I'm timing you.

836
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,127
JIMMY: We're hanging that in our store?

837
00:38:56,211 --> 00:38:59,422
While we're on the subject of memorabilia,

838
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:03,552
I... I thought you'd appreciate
its historical significance.

839
00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:12,060
Ah, perfect.

840
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,610
Photo?

841
00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:24,698
Good to see ya.

842
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,784
Sorry, which of my
constituents come to the store?

843
00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:28,910
You're giving back to the little guy...

844
00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:30,411
Let me walk you out.

845
00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:32,413
MAN 3: Polling is a little low on
these distressed neighborhoods,

846
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,164
Governor.

847
00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,457
WOMAN 3: All press is good press, Governor.

848
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,672
It's not that bad, son.

849
00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,385
I had to do something, Jimmy.

850
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:46,970
Manish was furious.

851
00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:48,304
He didn't seem furious.

852
00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:51,224
Do you realize as a direct
result of your campaign,

853
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,184
the superintendent has
been terrified Manish is

854
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:54,936
gonna pull his scholarship?

855
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,480
I have been terrified
I'm gonna lose my job.

856
00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:00,358
Dad is terrified he's
gonna lose this store.

857
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,360
We calmed them down with one stupid piece

858
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,737
of free publicity

859
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:07,032
and left your campaign entirely intact.

860
00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:09,367
I would think you might thank us.

861
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,051
(♪♪♪)

862
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,318
Do any of you feel trapped by your life

863
00:40:43,401 --> 00:40:46,321
and all the people in it who
are supposed to have your back,

864
00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:50,241
but when push comes
to shove, never, ever do?

865
00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:52,828
Do you ever wish you could
just go from this, "Oh, sure."

866
00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:53,704
Yes, that's fine.

867
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:54,495
Whatever you want.

868
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:58,959
"Don't worry about
me," to this... (Screams)

869
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:47,465
Uh...
(EXHALES)

870
00:41:47,924 --> 00:41:50,135
JIMMY (ON PHONE): K means 1,000, right?

871
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:55,056
Let's throw a party to celebrate my TikTok.

872
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,559
NOA (ON PHONE): Uh, I don't... We have to.

873
00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:59,477
A massive kegger.

874
00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,938
17,000 views.

875
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:05,567
Uh, people don't really throw
keggers anymore, Jimmy.

876
00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,694
Fam don't pay for everyone else's drinks.

877
00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:09,946
That's shocking.

878
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,197
-Let's bring 'em back. -NOA (ON PHONE): No.

879
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,282
How am I supposed to get there?

880
00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,408
I'm not gonna pay for a car.

881
00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:15,285
I'll just borrow my dad's.

882
00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,579
Which one of us is 16 again?

883
00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,540
This is a game-changing moment, Noa.

884
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,208
It needs to be celebrated properly.

885
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:25,879
This TikTok could be the
centerpiece of my campaign.

886
00:42:25,962 --> 00:42:28,799
When they look back on
the trajectory of this election,

887
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:33,178
this will be the moment,
the one single inflection point

888
00:42:33,261 --> 00:42:35,722
after which everything changed.

889
00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:39,059
As the Elections Chair
of the student council,

890
00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,061
I would think you might
be able to appreciate

891
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:44,439
its historical significance.

892
00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:49,736
Okay.

893
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,946
Okay.

894
00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:51,905
Okay.

895
00:42:56,492 --> 00:42:58,494
Who's the biggest herb in Texas?

896
00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,586
No doubt.

897
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,129
CUSTOMER: Is this place open?

898
00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:11,508
KIDS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

899
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:12,801
Chug! Chug! Chug!

900
00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:14,010
Chug! Chug! Chug!

901
00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:15,303
Chug! Chug! Chug!

902
00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:16,513
Chug! Chug! Chug!

903
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,723
Chug! Chug! Chug!

904
00:43:17,806 --> 00:43:18,765
Chug! Chug! Chug!

905
00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,016
Chug! Chug! Chug!

906
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:20,809
Chug!

907
00:43:20,892 --> 00:43:23,729
♪ Wake up, I'd get out of bed, stay up ♪

908
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:25,772
♪ Stay out of my head, 'cause today's ♪

909
00:43:25,856 --> 00:43:26,523
(Cheering)

910
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:30,360
♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪

911
00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:34,280
♪ I just want to shine like
the sun when it comes up ♪

912
00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:35,281
Is that White Claw?

913
00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:36,491
♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪

914
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:37,659
I'm alive!

915
00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:38,910
I'm a freaking alive!

916
00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:40,621
♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪

917
00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:43,456
♪ I just want to climb to
the top of the mountain ♪

918
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,958
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

919
00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,627
Yeah. I think I hurt my back.

920
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,294
You guys want a turn on the keg?

921
00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:49,087
No.

922
00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:50,130
Thank you though.

923
00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:52,465
Uh, we're gonna go wander.

924
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,216
Don't abandon us.

925
00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:54,843
You're our ride.

926
00:43:54,926 --> 00:43:56,928
Got my dad's whip all night.

927
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,058
Don't leave home without it.

928
00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:05,061
(Indistinct chatter)

929
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:05,746
(♪♪♪)

930
00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:23,038
A simple thumbs up would've sufficed.

931
00:44:23,121 --> 00:44:24,581
Do you want to hang out?

932
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:26,667
Texting you my address.

933
00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:27,918
Hanging up.

934
00:44:32,923 --> 00:44:36,009
♪ I just want to climb to
the top of a mountain ♪

935
00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:37,511
Jimmy Bauer for president!

936
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:38,762
(Cheering)

937
00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,346
♪ Standing tall in the morning ♪

938
00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:42,849
♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪

939
00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,017
(Cheering)

940
00:44:46,477 --> 00:44:48,897
♪ I used to lay low,
hiding in the shadows ♪

941
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,065
(Kaylee chuckling)

942
00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:51,316
They better not post that.

943
00:44:51,399 --> 00:44:55,612
♪ So don't give me
darkness, I already had those ♪

944
00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:56,780
♪ Whoa ♪

945
00:44:56,863 --> 00:45:01,660
♪ I'm just trying to figure out
how to be myself right now ♪

946
00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:06,247
♪ I don't wanna lay low,
hiding in the shadows ♪

947
00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:07,749
♪ So I wake up ♪

948
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:09,501
♪ I get out of bed, stay up... ♪

949
00:45:09,585 --> 00:45:11,587
Manish wasn't very
nice to me in high school

950
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,004
if you want the whole truth.

951
00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:14,715
♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪

952
00:45:14,798 --> 00:45:15,966
It's high school.

953
00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,384
Was anybody really nice to anybody?

954
00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:19,845
You were.

955
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:24,265
You were nice to everyone.

956
00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:30,814
♪ And I stay up, 'cause I'm
sure good things will happen

957
00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:33,817
If I get out of my way ♪

958
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,445
♪ I just want to shine like
the sun when it comes up ♪

959
00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:38,614
♪ When the sun comes up ♪

960
00:45:38,697 --> 00:45:41,116
♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪

961
00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:43,243
Zero bars.

962
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,536
He ditched us.

963
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,538
He didn't ditch us.

964
00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:47,413
He's not here, Noa.

965
00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:49,666
We've walked around 10 times.

966
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:50,375
Fine.

967
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,210
Then hitch a ride with them then,

968
00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:53,920
'cause you're so embarrassed of me.

969
00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:56,548
I'm not embarrassed.

970
00:45:58,049 --> 00:45:59,092
They're leaving.

971
00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:04,765
Wait up!

972
00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:05,448
(♪♪♪)

973
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:24,510
(♪♪♪)

974
00:46:38,924 --> 00:46:39,525
(♪♪♪)

975
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,232
Roar!

976
00:46:58,777 --> 00:47:00,654
Roar!

977
00:47:02,238 --> 00:47:03,907
Micah, right?

978
00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,953
Thank you for the support.

979
00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:13,416
I am TikTok famous, baby.

980
00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:14,876
You ditched us.

981
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:15,877
Oh my gosh, Noa.

982
00:47:15,961 --> 00:47:16,878
I am so sorry.

983
00:47:16,962 --> 00:47:18,547
I totally forgot, total brain freeze.

984
00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,841
I had a two-hour walk
home where I legit thought

985
00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:22,467
I was gonna get killed.

986
00:47:24,427 --> 00:47:27,681
Throwing a keg party,
serving God knows what

987
00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:31,059
to underage students
and using it as some kind

988
00:47:31,142 --> 00:47:32,978
of perverse campaign rally?

989
00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,605
Jimmy Bauer for president!

990
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:38,399
Roar!

991
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:42,195
Now, we can do this the easy way

992
00:47:42,278 --> 00:47:44,030
or we can do this the hard way.

993
00:47:50,286 --> 00:47:51,997
(Chuckles)

994
00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,583
The hard way then.

995
00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:01,089
You think Al Franken got it bad?

996
00:48:01,172 --> 00:48:03,550
Just wait till I'm finished with you.

997
00:48:04,342 --> 00:48:06,845
You're about to become
the high school poster boy

998
00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,429
for canceled.

999
00:48:13,602 --> 00:48:15,436
You're on your own.

1000
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,400
(Cheering on phone)

1001
00:48:20,483 --> 00:48:22,402
Do you have anything to say for yourself?

1002
00:48:25,321 --> 00:48:26,823
Jimmy?

1003
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:30,594
(♪♪♪)

1004
00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,639
It wasn't me.

1005
00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:53,266
Hmm.

1006
00:48:53,349 --> 00:48:55,602
You're saying this video
that clearly shows you

1007
00:48:55,686 --> 00:48:58,855
standing on a keg yelling,
"Jimmy Bauer for president",

1008
00:48:58,939 --> 00:48:59,898
isn't you?

1009
00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:01,107
Correct.

1010
00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:02,901
You're gonna have to do better than that.

1011
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,112
I'm TikTok famous, Shawna.

1012
00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,573
What does this have to do with TikTok?

1013
00:49:07,656 --> 00:49:10,241
I'm just saying, I just
became famous on an app

1014
00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:11,535
I'd literally never heard of a week ago.

1015
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,036
You don't think Faiza
could've figured out how to

1016
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:14,037
deep state my image?

1017
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,164
It's deep fake, not deep state.

1018
00:49:16,247 --> 00:49:16,957
See?

1019
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,083
She knows all about it.

1020
00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,835
I don't even know the correct term.

1021
00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:21,878
The only thing I know for
sure is that whoever was

1022
00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,839
at this illicit keg party
just brought in that video.

1023
00:49:23,922 --> 00:49:26,174
And if that person was Faiza,
maybe she's the one that

1024
00:49:26,257 --> 00:49:27,634
should be facing this interrogation.

1025
00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:28,760
It's not an interrogation.

1026
00:49:28,844 --> 00:49:29,595
This is insane.

1027
00:49:29,678 --> 00:49:31,221
Well, then it's your
word against mine, isn't it,

1028
00:49:31,304 --> 00:49:32,138
sweetheart?

1029
00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:33,557
And if it wasn't you, then who was it?

1030
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,600
I'd like to know.

1031
00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:38,854
This whole thing is a hoax.

1032
00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,396
I want to get to the bottom of it.

1033
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,857
Bring in that student.

1034
00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:44,776
Let's find out who created
this whole mess to begin with.

1035
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:47,278
You know, you should
be ashamed of yourself,

1036
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:51,116
framing an innocent man with a fake video.

1037
00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:55,621
If you'll all excuse me, I
have a campaign to run.

1038
00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,588
(Students cheering)

1039
00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:07,048
JIMMY: Roar against authority!

1040
00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:09,217
Roar against entitlement!

1041
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,261
♪ Watch me roar ♪

1042
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:12,470
♪ Watch me roar ♪

1043
00:50:12,554 --> 00:50:15,056
JIMMY: Roar against those
who think they're better than us.

1044
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:17,809
♪ Watch them roar ♪

1045
00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,103
JIMMY: Roar for the little guy.

1046
00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:21,980
♪ Watch me roar ♪

1047
00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:24,608
♪ Watch 'em roar ♪

1048
00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:28,153
♪ Pull up to the spot, let's
even the score on 'em ♪

1049
00:50:28,236 --> 00:50:29,780
♪ They thought we was less, let's show 'em

1050
00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:30,947
There's more of 'em ♪

1051
00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,073
STUDENTS: Roar!

1052
00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:34,492
JIMMY: Yeah, roar like
your life depends on it!

1053
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,326
STUDENTS: Roar!

1054
00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:36,787
JIMMY: Let it out!

1055
00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:38,038
STUDENTS: Roar!

1056
00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:38,997
Let it out!

1057
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:39,873
STUDENTS: Roar!

1058
00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:43,710
JIMMY: Roar against those
who make us feel like nobodies.

1059
00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:45,128
Roar!

1060
00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:45,837
Roar!

1061
00:50:45,921 --> 00:50:46,755
Roar!

1062
00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:47,673
Roar!

1063
00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:48,799
Roar!

1064
00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:51,760
♪ I'll throw you off the
cliff like Tarzan in a jungle ♪

1065
00:50:51,843 --> 00:50:52,594
STUDENTS: Roar!

1066
00:50:52,678 --> 00:50:55,889
JIMMY: Roar against the people in power.

1067
00:50:55,972 --> 00:50:58,349
Roar against the teachers' pets.

1068
00:50:58,433 --> 00:50:59,768
♪ Watch me roar ♪

1069
00:50:59,851 --> 00:51:02,646
STUDENTS: Roar!

1070
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,648
♪ Watch us roar ♪

1071
00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:09,319
-♪ Watch them roar ♪ -STUDENTS: Roar!

1072
00:51:09,402 --> 00:51:11,487
♪ Whole world roar ♪

1073
00:51:12,823 --> 00:51:13,865
-I know. -♪ Whole world roar ♪

1074
00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:14,950
Jimmy's out of control.

1075
00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:15,867
We're not speaking.

1076
00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:17,744
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, Dad.

1077
00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:19,287
I'm gonna try to find
a student to help cover

1078
00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:20,581
some shifts.

1079
00:51:22,373 --> 00:51:25,627
STUDENTS: Roar!

1080
00:51:25,711 --> 00:51:27,295
Roar!

1081
00:51:27,378 --> 00:51:29,339
I gotta go.

1082
00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:31,341
STUDENTS: Roar!

1083
00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:42,102
(Sighs)

1084
00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:44,437
Let's roar!

1085
00:51:44,521 --> 00:51:45,814
-Roar! -Roar!

1086
00:51:45,897 --> 00:51:46,815
STUDENT 2: Let's go, let's go!

1087
00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,567
-Roar! -Roar!

1088
00:52:01,037 --> 00:52:03,123
Haters gonna hate.

1089
00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:04,791
How you been, little lady?

1090
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:07,127
I've been trying to
call you a couple times.

1091
00:52:09,212 --> 00:52:11,798
Listen, Jimmy, I know
that you really want to win

1092
00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:14,593
this election, but don't forget,

1093
00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,803
these kids are just 16 years old.

1094
00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:19,598
You're not asking me to back
off my opponents, are you?

1095
00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:22,058
Wwmd.

1096
00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:24,060
What would Machiavelli do?

1097
00:52:25,103 --> 00:52:25,896
If it makes any difference,

1098
00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:28,649
I wouldn't have returned
Machiavelli's calls either.

1099
00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:39,034
Roar against coddled whiners!

1100
00:52:39,117 --> 00:52:41,662
Roar against the speech police!

1101
00:52:41,745 --> 00:52:44,289
Roar against proper pronouns!

1102
00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:59,012
You know, we all kind of
tolerated you around here

1103
00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:02,974
for the past few years, but
you might want to transfer

1104
00:53:03,058 --> 00:53:05,977
before it gets bad for you.

1105
00:53:13,652 --> 00:53:16,655
(Students roaring, cheering)

1106
00:53:26,247 --> 00:53:29,751
All your life, you've
been told to follow orders.

1107
00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,503
STUDENTS: Boo!

1108
00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:32,504
Respect your parents.

1109
00:53:32,588 --> 00:53:33,547
STUDENTS: Boo!

1110
00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,422
Listen to your teachers.

1111
00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:36,550
STUDENTS: Boo!
- Obey school administrators.

1112
00:53:36,633 --> 00:53:38,343
STUDENTS: Boo!

1113
00:53:38,426 --> 00:53:40,679
And even though you've
done everything they've asked,

1114
00:53:40,762 --> 00:53:44,057
even though you followed
every rule they've set,

1115
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:45,517
your lives have only gotten worse.

1116
00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:46,226
STUDENTS: Yeah!

1117
00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:48,144
You're twisted into pretzels trying to make

1118
00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,856
everyone else happy, and
they're more than happy

1119
00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:52,440
to sit and let you twist.

1120
00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:53,900
STUDENTS: Boo!

1121
00:53:53,984 --> 00:53:57,863
But this year, we're changing it up.

1122
00:53:57,946 --> 00:54:00,574
This year, we're rewriting the rules.

1123
00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:01,783
- STUDENTS: Yeah!
- (STUDENTS CHEERING, WHISTLING)

1124
00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:04,620
This year, we're not
gonna vote for the same

1125
00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,412
hold-us-back candidates

1126
00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:09,374
who are all part of the
same hold-us-back clan.

1127
00:54:09,457 --> 00:54:10,208
(Students cheering)

1128
00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,710
This year, we're pushing back.

1129
00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:12,752
-STUDENT 3: Woo! -STUDENT 4: Yeah!

1130
00:54:12,794 --> 00:54:14,921
This year, we're standing up.

1131
00:54:15,005 --> 00:54:16,632
This year, we're telling these oppressors,

1132
00:54:16,715 --> 00:54:18,717
Not anymore!

1133
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,635
Everybody.

1134
00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:21,803
ALL: Not anymore!

1135
00:54:21,887 --> 00:54:23,096
Next Tuesday...

1136
00:54:23,179 --> 00:54:25,516
When you cast that
ballot, you are not casting

1137
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:26,808
with your pen.

1138
00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:28,727
You are not casting with your voice.

1139
00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:29,435
STUDENTS: Not anymore!

1140
00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:33,524
You are casting with a full body roar!

1141
00:54:33,607 --> 00:54:36,610
(Students roaring)

1142
00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:41,948
(Shouting, cheering)

1143
00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:01,384
NOA: Hell is empty.

1144
00:55:02,385 --> 00:55:03,970
All the devils are here.

1145
00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:07,599
Are you proud of yourself, Jimmy?

1146
00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:09,184
Are you proud of this?

1147
00:55:10,644 --> 00:55:12,563
It's politics, Noa.

1148
00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:14,272
Grow a thicker skin.

1149
00:55:15,481 --> 00:55:17,526
Yeah!

1150
00:55:17,943 --> 00:55:20,946
(Students shouting)

1151
00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:32,498
I quit.

1152
00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:44,761
BOY 1: Oh, look, it's a they.

1153
00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:47,347
(Boys chuckling)

1154
00:55:48,849 --> 00:55:50,058
- Roar!
- Roar!

1155
00:55:50,141 --> 00:55:52,060
GIRL 1: Roar!

1156
00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:04,072
(Kids chuckling)

1157
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,120
MICAH: Vote for Jimmy Bauer!

1158
00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:14,625
(Sighs)

1159
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:21,632
Losers hatin' every hour,
winners votin' Jimmy Bauer.

1160
00:56:31,683 --> 00:56:33,476
Each of the students
who perpetuated this act

1161
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,229
has confessed and will be suspended.

1162
00:56:36,312 --> 00:56:38,815
Micah Warner, who lit the
torch, has been expelled.

1163
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:40,441
What about him?

1164
00:56:43,612 --> 00:56:46,489
We are currently
discussing disciplinary action,

1165
00:56:46,573 --> 00:56:49,075
but no formal decision has been made.

1166
00:56:51,828 --> 00:56:55,666
We want to extend our
deepest apologies as a school,

1167
00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:58,376
and I just want you to know I extend my...

1168
00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:02,172
My personal apologies as well,
for everything that transpired.

1169
00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:05,634
I couldn't be more embarrassed.

1170
00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:10,305
You think it's easy figuring
out the right way to raise

1171
00:57:10,388 --> 00:57:12,516
a kid like this?

1172
00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:14,976
Don't I got enough to deal with already?

1173
00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:20,065
Noa's an extraordinary student, sir.

1174
00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,819
You've done a great job.

1175
00:57:23,902 --> 00:57:25,654
Glad somebody thinks so.

1176
00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:38,792
I was voted into this office, like Obama.

1177
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:40,126
I know, Donna.

1178
00:57:40,210 --> 00:57:42,671
I answer to the people.

1179
00:57:42,754 --> 00:57:44,339
We had an understanding.

1180
00:57:44,422 --> 00:57:48,426
He was supposed to be expelled.

1181
00:57:48,510 --> 00:57:50,512
I tolerated the tan suit.

1182
00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:53,014
I ignored the lunchroom molestation.

1183
00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:56,017
I even let that man-child
lead a fascist march

1184
00:57:56,101 --> 00:58:00,606
down the hallway like a... a
Chuck E. Cheese Mussolini!

1185
00:58:00,689 --> 00:58:04,109
I prayed that despite all
the obvious evidence to

1186
00:58:04,192 --> 00:58:07,821
the contrary, that you had a handle on your

1187
00:58:07,904 --> 00:58:10,365
brother's misguided campaign.

1188
00:58:10,448 --> 00:58:14,786
But it has become quite obvious, to myself

1189
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:18,957
and to the entire Richardson
School board, that you don't.

1190
00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:23,837
Shawna, I hereby place
you on administrative leave.

1191
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,465
I expect your desk to
be cleared by end of day.

1192
00:58:31,469 --> 00:58:32,513
Give me that. Give me that.

1193
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:33,429
-Give me the badge. -What?

1194
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:34,890
Give me the badge!

1195
00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,735
It's not your fault.

1196
00:58:48,028 --> 00:58:49,738
Leave me alone.

1197
00:58:49,821 --> 00:58:52,282
It's my fault, it's Micah's fault,

1198
00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:54,075
but it is definitely not your fault.

1199
00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:56,745
I just wanna make sure you know that.

1200
00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:02,458
You know, I always knew
the world was full of jerks.

1201
00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:04,085
That is nothing new.

1202
00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:07,839
But I also believed it
was full of good people,

1203
00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:12,302
and I always thought I
could tell the difference.

1204
00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:15,346
The thing about Micah is, he may be a jerk,

1205
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,724
but at least he never
pretended to be anything else.

1206
00:59:17,808 --> 00:59:18,892
- Not like you.
- You did.

1207
00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:21,394
You pretended to care.

1208
00:59:21,477 --> 00:59:25,816
You pretended to care about
the students, about the school,

1209
00:59:25,899 --> 00:59:30,486
about me, when all you
ever cared about was yourself.

1210
00:59:31,487 --> 00:59:35,241
Before you, student council gave me hope.

1211
00:59:35,325 --> 00:59:40,956
Before you, I honestly
believed that the good guys

1212
00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:43,291
could actually win.

1213
00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:47,879
But you took all of that from me.

1214
00:59:53,343 --> 00:59:55,136
Give us a roar, Jimmy!

1215
00:59:57,305 --> 00:59:59,474
Roar!

1216
01:00:01,267 --> 01:00:01,868
(♪♪♪)

1217
01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:13,614
♪ I see your face out on the border line ♪

1218
01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,867
♪ Your silhouette is
moving with the tides ♪

1219
01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:18,827
♪ Wish that I could live a different life

1220
01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:20,871
And see with my own eyes ♪

1221
01:00:20,954 --> 01:00:22,038
♪ Yeah ♪

1222
01:00:22,122 --> 01:00:25,208
♪ I can't keep track of all my apologies ♪

1223
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:28,920
♪ Finding too many roads closed
and now you don't believe me ♪

1224
01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:30,731
♪ I tried to be... SAM: Hey, man.

1225
01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:31,965
♪ Somebody that you could need ♪

1226
01:00:32,048 --> 01:00:36,512
You're never gonna believe
what we just got in today.

1227
01:00:36,595 --> 01:00:37,345
Boom!

1228
01:00:37,428 --> 01:00:39,515
♪ Never made the best decisions ♪

1229
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,642
Nobody wants that tired-ass shit.

1230
01:00:45,604 --> 01:00:47,230
I gotta quit this fricking job.

1231
01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:49,274
♪ Keep running back ♪

1232
01:00:49,357 --> 01:00:50,526
♪ Yeah ♪

1233
01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:54,195
JIMMY: That's power for you.

1234
01:00:54,279 --> 01:00:55,947
It's a powerful drug.

1235
01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:57,616
That's not a joke, George.

1236
01:00:57,699 --> 01:01:00,118
You literally just repeated
the same word twice.

1237
01:01:00,201 --> 01:01:01,662
Do you two need a time-out?

1238
01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:07,543
You can fool some of
the people all the time,

1239
01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:09,670
and all the people some of the time.

1240
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,171
But you can never fool yourself.

1241
01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:13,298
Finally, we agree.

1242
01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:16,426
Honesty, that's something
we always had in common, Abe.

1243
01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:21,097
So, I guess the only
question now... Is him.

1244
01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:22,533
(♪♪♪)

1245
01:01:39,282 --> 01:01:40,784
You're standing in the dark.

1246
01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,411
Light bulbs went out.

1247
01:01:43,494 --> 01:01:45,246
Nobody here to change them.

1248
01:01:46,414 --> 01:01:47,040
I'll do it.

1249
01:01:47,123 --> 01:01:48,542
I'll do it now.

1250
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,627
Your sister got fired.

1251
01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:53,714
What?

1252
01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,633
Nine years at that school down the drain.

1253
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:05,475
And now I'm trying to decide
what I'm supposed to do.

1254
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:10,313
Uh, I got it.

1255
01:02:13,609 --> 01:02:16,444
"What a man thinks of himself,

1256
01:02:16,528 --> 01:02:19,197
that is which determines his fate."

1257
01:02:21,407 --> 01:02:22,909
You believe that?

1258
01:02:24,452 --> 01:02:25,746
I... I don't know.

1259
01:02:27,789 --> 01:02:30,041
Listen.

1260
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,878
You have an extraordinary gift.

1261
01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:34,004
I mean it, son.

1262
01:02:34,087 --> 01:02:36,757
You... you have the great gift of empathy.

1263
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,509
Don't ever lose that.

1264
01:02:40,636 --> 01:02:44,472
But you spent the last 25 years
withering away on that stool,

1265
01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:49,520
packaging up boxes in
an increasingly unprofitable

1266
01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:53,607
souvenir shop in the
middle of Northeast Texas.

1267
01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:55,526
Well, you needed the help.

1268
01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:59,195
Each of our lives is, is priceless, Jimmy.

1269
01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:05,911
And we have a sacred
responsibility to ourselves.

1270
01:03:07,078 --> 01:03:10,081
We can't just throw away our futures.

1271
01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:13,126
I can't just leave you all alone.

1272
01:03:13,209 --> 01:03:14,460
I'm your son.

1273
01:03:14,545 --> 01:03:15,879
That's right.

1274
01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:18,298
And so for the very first time in my life,

1275
01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:22,844
I'm gonna be the parent
that I always wanted to be.

1276
01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:26,807
Jimmy...

1277
01:03:29,059 --> 01:03:30,811
...you're fired.

1278
01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:40,946
(Chuckles)

1279
01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:45,491
You gotta get outta here, son.

1280
01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:48,579
You gotta stop worrying about your old man

1281
01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:51,247
and you gotta stop worrying
about ancient history.

1282
01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:55,335
And you gotta stop using
this place as another excuse

1283
01:03:55,418 --> 01:04:00,465
as to why your life is not where you know

1284
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,342
it's supposed to be.

1285
01:04:02,425 --> 01:04:03,026
(♪♪♪)

1286
01:04:27,784 --> 01:04:30,036
History has known a lot of leaders.

1287
01:04:30,829 --> 01:04:32,914
Some were pretty awesome.

1288
01:04:32,998 --> 01:04:35,959
And some really sucked.

1289
01:04:37,127 --> 01:04:39,004
And every leader has
some version of both of

1290
01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:41,798
these guys inside of us at all times.

1291
01:04:45,343 --> 01:04:47,721
And so it's up to us, every day,

1292
01:04:47,804 --> 01:04:49,848
to choose which path we take.

1293
01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:51,683
Because it is a choice.

1294
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:55,270
And even though the
bad choice might be easier,

1295
01:04:55,353 --> 01:04:58,231
we all know deep in our
hearts when it's wrong.

1296
01:05:01,401 --> 01:05:02,152
In this election,

1297
01:05:02,235 --> 01:05:06,114
I have failed, turned my
back on my good impulses

1298
01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:08,825
and I leaned into my bad ones.

1299
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,287
But it's never too late
for any of us to examine

1300
01:05:12,370 --> 01:05:15,331
our choices and reverse course.

1301
01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:18,835
Faiza Al-Ghamdi didn't
serve beer at a keg party.

1302
01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:20,546
Faiza wasn't even there.

1303
01:05:20,629 --> 01:05:23,256
She's a good student who
has served her constituents well

1304
01:05:23,339 --> 01:05:26,217
and is very deserving of
every one of her supporters.

1305
01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,512
Metetakee Tolmochusse is also deserving

1306
01:05:28,595 --> 01:05:30,514
of his supporters, because despite

1307
01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:32,849
a very questionable campaign slogan

1308
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,226
and some decidedly odd fashion choices,

1309
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,436
he's a good guy.

1310
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,396
But if I had to vote for one person in

1311
01:05:38,479 --> 01:05:40,732
tomorrow's election, I
wouldn't vote for either

1312
01:05:40,816 --> 01:05:41,900
of those two candidates,

1313
01:05:41,983 --> 01:05:45,445
and I wouldn't vote for me either.

1314
01:05:47,113 --> 01:05:50,283
I'd write in someone who
isn't even officially running.

1315
01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:53,411
Noa Polly.

1316
01:05:53,494 --> 01:05:58,542
They're honorable,
passionate, and dedicated.

1317
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,418
They look out for everybody at RHS,

1318
01:06:00,502 --> 01:06:03,547
even those of us who
don't immediately fit in.

1319
01:06:05,674 --> 01:06:08,259
They're not doing it for
Ivy League scholarships

1320
01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:10,303
or TikTok followers

1321
01:06:10,386 --> 01:06:14,307
or a fancy internship
at the governor's office.

1322
01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:16,392
Noa fights every day for one reason

1323
01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:18,269
and one reason only.

1324
01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:19,563
Because they want to make your school

1325
01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:21,147
a better place.

1326
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:27,613
They have integrity.

1327
01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:32,743
And that's the stuff that
real leaders are made of.

1328
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:44,505
AMA (ON SPEAKER): Good
luck to all of our candidates.

1329
01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:47,340
And remember, voting is
one of the great privileges of

1330
01:06:47,423 --> 01:06:48,842
a democratic society.

1331
01:06:48,925 --> 01:06:50,051
Make yours count.

1332
01:06:50,135 --> 01:06:51,803
(Students roaring)

1333
01:06:57,809 --> 01:06:59,645
♪ We gonna take your
pick, we gonna run it ♪

1334
01:06:59,728 --> 01:07:00,562
(Roaring)

1335
01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:02,272
♪ We gonna take your
pick, we gonna run it ♪

1336
01:07:02,355 --> 01:07:04,525
♪ We gonna take your
pick, we gonna run it, quit ♪

1337
01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:06,484
♪ When we in the field,
we gonna run up the score ♪

1338
01:07:06,568 --> 01:07:08,945
♪ Yeah, I got a little bit,
gotta give me some more ♪

1339
01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:10,947
♪ They know that I can,
but they say that I won't ♪

1340
01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,283
♪ Run for a couple bills,
you could put on a show ♪

1341
01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:14,993
♪ And in my head I'm
checking, maybe they will

1342
01:07:15,076 --> 01:07:15,827
Or maybe they won't ♪

1343
01:07:15,911 --> 01:07:17,538
♪ I'm checking the bill,
they looking for quote

1344
01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:19,247
I'm all about promotion ♪

1345
01:07:23,334 --> 01:07:25,879
JIMMY (ON PHONE): They have integrity.

1346
01:07:25,962 --> 01:07:28,381
And that's the stuff that
real leaders are made of.

1347
01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:35,138
Oh, God.

1348
01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:39,059
Um...

1349
01:07:39,475 --> 01:07:40,852
Coward.

1350
01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,023
Now you're assaulting people?

1351
01:07:46,525 --> 01:07:48,652
I was helping you.

1352
01:07:49,611 --> 01:07:51,029
I can fight my own battles.

1353
01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,239
I know you can.

1354
01:07:53,323 --> 01:07:55,200
I'm just not sure you will.

1355
01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:57,744
What is that supposed to mean?

1356
01:07:57,828 --> 01:07:59,996
Jimmy's TikTok was right, Noa.

1357
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,665
We all have hard choices to make,

1358
01:08:01,748 --> 01:08:03,709
but just because they're hard
doesn't mean we can't make them.

1359
01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,545
All you did just now was throw
a high schooler into the wall,

1360
01:08:06,628 --> 01:08:08,797
that doesn't count as systemic change.

1361
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,257
And besides, when it comes
to having the courage to

1362
01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:13,844
make tough decisions,
you don't have a lot of room

1363
01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:14,761
to talk.

1364
01:08:14,845 --> 01:08:18,640
Look, I know what I said was hurtful

1365
01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:20,475
and I'm sorry, okay?

1366
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,897
But like, I don't know
who's gonna see that picture.

1367
01:08:25,981 --> 01:08:27,398
Am I gonna have a
two-hour conversation with

1368
01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,400
my dad, a conversation which we both know

1369
01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:31,319
isn't going to end well?

1370
01:08:31,402 --> 01:08:35,907
Maybe not, but what
is the alternative, right?

1371
01:08:35,991 --> 01:08:37,534
What are we supposed to do?

1372
01:08:37,618 --> 01:08:42,539
Just refuse to be honest about who we are?

1373
01:08:42,623 --> 01:08:45,584
Roll over and let the trolls win?

1374
01:08:48,086 --> 01:08:48,687
(♪♪♪)

1375
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,312
As the duly appointed
student council elections chair,

1376
01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:09,650
I believe I'm required to
double check the vote count.

1377
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,280
(Chuckles)

1378
01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:16,031
Yeah.

1379
01:09:16,114 --> 01:09:18,491
Oh, it's friends like
you that really help keep

1380
01:09:18,575 --> 01:09:20,160
this place well-funded.

1381
01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:20,869
Oh, thank you.

1382
01:09:20,952 --> 01:09:23,038
Hey, you know, that next check you write,

1383
01:09:23,121 --> 01:09:25,040
can it be one of those really big ones?

1384
01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:26,542
You know?

1385
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,293
How you hold up and show the people?

1386
01:09:28,376 --> 01:09:30,336
(Chuckling)

1387
01:09:34,883 --> 01:09:36,259
Can we talk?

1388
01:09:37,343 --> 01:09:39,304
You got three minutes.

1389
01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:40,972
(Sighs)

1390
01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:46,978
My sister made a mistake
in vouching for me.

1391
01:09:47,062 --> 01:09:48,855
You don't say.

1392
01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:50,566
I didn't deserve it.

1393
01:09:50,649 --> 01:09:52,568
Shocked beyond measure.

1394
01:09:52,651 --> 01:09:57,155
Believing in my potential
and fighting for it even,

1395
01:09:57,238 --> 01:09:59,240
even when I no longer
believed in it myself.

1396
01:10:03,494 --> 01:10:06,331
But isn't that what being
an educator's all about?

1397
01:10:07,498 --> 01:10:09,334
Fighting to give the least-likely students

1398
01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,753
a chance to be successful.

1399
01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:13,755
Not just looking out
for the obvious winners,

1400
01:10:13,839 --> 01:10:17,008
but... but fighting for
the potential in everybody.

1401
01:10:17,092 --> 01:10:19,636
I don't know how many
other candidates you've got

1402
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,513
waiting in the wings that
have proven just as willing

1403
01:10:21,597 --> 01:10:24,140
to fight these battles as my sister,

1404
01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:26,768
but I'd be willing to
wager everything that you

1405
01:10:26,852 --> 01:10:28,520
don't have a single one.

1406
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,190
You'd be willing to wager everything?

1407
01:10:35,736 --> 01:10:38,154
AMA (ON SPEAKER): And now for
the results of yesterday's election.

1408
01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:41,074
But before I read them, I
wanna make a special mention

1409
01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:44,578
of someone who received more write-in votes

1410
01:10:44,661 --> 01:10:46,412
than any other previous student

1411
01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:48,289
in Richardson High School history.

1412
01:10:48,373 --> 01:10:49,541
Noa Polly,

1413
01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:53,294
who received a whopping 72 write-in votes

1414
01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:55,506
for senior class president.

1415
01:10:55,589 --> 01:10:57,423
Congratulations, Noa.

1416
01:10:57,508 --> 01:10:58,925
And now on to the winners.

1417
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,136
Jimmy.

1418
01:11:01,219 --> 01:11:03,054
Wait, no, you can't look at that.

1419
01:11:03,930 --> 01:11:05,516
Stop the announcement.

1420
01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:10,854
What is taking so long?

1421
01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:14,024
AMA (ON SPEAKER):
Sorry for the delay there.

1422
01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:19,154
But without further ado,
Richardson High School's

1423
01:11:19,237 --> 01:11:22,365
new senior class president is...

1424
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,702
Metetakee Tolmochusse!

1425
01:11:27,037 --> 01:11:28,413
Wait, what?

1426
01:11:29,122 --> 01:11:30,248
Wait, what?

1427
01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:32,333
(Chuckles)

1428
01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:35,420
(Cheering, whistling)

1429
01:11:37,088 --> 01:11:39,550
Why did you do that?

1430
01:11:44,345 --> 01:11:45,263
A little help.

1431
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,390
Hey! Meat!

1432
01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:48,182
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1433
01:11:48,224 --> 01:11:48,975
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1434
01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:49,851
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1435
01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:50,602
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1436
01:11:50,644 --> 01:11:51,378
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1437
01:11:51,436 --> 01:11:52,103
-Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat!

1438
01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:53,188
-Meat! Meat! -Yeah!

1439
01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:57,609
Don't worry.

1440
01:11:57,693 --> 01:12:00,737
You can always run
again, in what, 25 years?

1441
01:12:00,821 --> 01:12:01,421
(♪♪♪)

1442
01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:14,417
The world is still full
of good people, Noa.

1443
01:12:15,627 --> 01:12:17,671
And you're one of the
very best I've ever met.

1444
01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:18,354
(♪♪♪)

1445
01:12:32,769 --> 01:12:33,369
(♪♪♪)

1446
01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,614
Hey!

1447
01:12:45,949 --> 01:12:48,619
You don't have to win
an election to be a leader.

1448
01:12:57,293 --> 01:12:59,462
JIMMY: You must be the new principal.

1449
01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:06,052
You didn't have to drop
out of school again, Jimmy.

1450
01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:07,638
Yeah, I did.

1451
01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:09,890
Superintendent said so explicitly.

1452
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,646
You're a real piece of shit, you know that?

1453
01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:21,234
Yeah, well, like all
pieces of hereditary shit,

1454
01:13:21,317 --> 01:13:24,195
there ain't nothing
anybody can do about it.

1455
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,658
All right, I'm off to go re-enroll

1456
01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:29,868
at J.J. Pearce High School.

1457
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,914
Don't look so surprised,
people do it all the time.

1458
01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:35,666
A few months ago, I heard
that some old football player

1459
01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:37,208
re-enrolled.

1460
01:13:38,168 --> 01:13:38,769
(♪♪♪)

1461
01:13:56,394 --> 01:13:57,270
And second,

1462
01:13:57,353 --> 01:13:59,022
I would like to ask for a round of applause

1463
01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:00,732
for Faiza Al-Ghamdi.

1464
01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,526
(Students cheering)

1465
01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:06,029
I simply could not have
done this job without you.

1466
01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,823
And congrats on getting into Yale.

1467
01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:09,199
You deserved it.

1468
01:14:09,282 --> 01:14:12,285
(Students cheering)

1469
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:16,832
And lastly, this is gonna
sound a little cocky,

1470
01:14:16,915 --> 01:14:18,750
but I'd like to thank me.

1471
01:14:18,834 --> 01:14:22,629
Because over this past
year, I've learned so much,

1472
01:14:22,713 --> 01:14:25,423
but mostly just the
things I was capable of.

1473
01:14:28,134 --> 01:14:29,052
Good job, old buddy,

1474
01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:32,055
you're not just a stupid idiot after all.

1475
01:14:32,138 --> 01:14:34,641
(Chuckling)

1476
01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:39,813
As it turns out, you simply
cannot beat the Meat.

1477
01:14:39,896 --> 01:14:42,107
(Students cheering)

1478
01:14:42,190 --> 01:14:43,274
Woo!

1479
01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:55,537
One stall, no urinal?

1480
01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,664
Ah, "gender neutral",
I think the kids call it

1481
01:14:57,748 --> 01:14:58,832
these days.

1482
01:14:58,915 --> 01:15:00,250
Yeah. Nice job.

1483
01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:30,614
So, how's summer school?

1484
01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:32,073
Almost over.
(CHUCKLES)

1485
01:15:32,157 --> 01:15:34,242
Oh, I'm so proud of you, son.

1486
01:15:35,493 --> 01:15:36,912
Yeah.

1487
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:40,832
I'm proud of you too, pop.

1488
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,002
KAI: Hey. Mr. B, come on.

1489
01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:45,796
-Let's do this. -I got it.

1490
01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:49,591
A one, a two... A 1, 2, 3, hit it!

1491
01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:58,725
(Crowd cheering)

1492
01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:03,814
WOMAN 4: Go Noa!

1493
01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:05,816
(Cheering)

1494
01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:06,650
CROWD: Noa!

1495
01:16:06,733 --> 01:16:07,483
Noa!

1496
01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:08,318
Noa!

1497
01:16:08,401 --> 01:16:09,194
Noa!

1498
01:16:09,277 --> 01:16:10,070
Noa!

1499
01:16:10,153 --> 01:16:10,862
Noa!

1500
01:16:10,946 --> 01:16:11,613
Noa!

1501
01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:12,405
Noa!

1502
01:16:12,488 --> 01:16:13,198
Noa!

1503
01:16:13,281 --> 01:16:14,032
Noa!

1504
01:16:14,115 --> 01:16:14,783
Noa!

1505
01:16:14,866 --> 01:16:17,869
(Cheering)

1506
01:16:20,371 --> 01:16:21,832
Good afternoon, everybody.

1507
01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:23,041
Thanks so much for being here.

1508
01:16:23,124 --> 01:16:25,502
(Crowd cheering)

1509
01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:28,463
I'd like to start with a
huge thanks to Stan Bauer

1510
01:16:28,547 --> 01:16:30,090
and everyone at Stan's
Memorabilia for hosting us.

1511
01:16:30,173 --> 01:16:30,841
Ey!

1512
01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:33,844
(Cheering)

1513
01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:38,640
And now, without further
ado, I am so thrilled to unveil

1514
01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:41,727
the launch of our brand
new TikTok ad campaign.

1515
01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:42,811
MAN 4: Yay!

1516
01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,275
When most people imagine a politician,

1517
01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,945
they picture something like this.

1518
01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:54,656
(Crowd chuckles)

1519
01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:57,033
NOA: But if you're like me,
then maybe that image might

1520
01:16:57,117 --> 01:17:00,120
make you feel just a little bit left out.

1521
01:17:00,203 --> 01:17:01,204
(Chuckling)

1522
01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:03,498
Because in this changing moment in time,

1523
01:17:03,582 --> 01:17:06,126
it's important that we have a
leader who not only supports

1524
01:17:06,209 --> 01:17:07,293
our changing city,

1525
01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:10,255
but is a reflection of that change,

1526
01:17:10,338 --> 01:17:12,465
to show that no matter how different we are

1527
01:17:12,549 --> 01:17:16,803
or how other we may feel,
we all deserve an equal chance

1528
01:17:16,887 --> 01:17:19,848
to grow, from caterpillar into butterfly.

1529
01:17:21,933 --> 01:17:24,645
I'm Noa Polly, and I'm asking for your vote

1530
01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:26,354
for Dallas City Council.

1531
01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:29,900
(Cheering)

1532
01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:32,277
Uh, let's give it up for
my campaign manager,

1533
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,194
Jimmy Bauer, by the way.

1534
01:17:33,278 --> 01:17:35,238
Old dude can make a TikTok, am I right?

1535
01:17:35,321 --> 01:17:37,824
(Crowd cheering)

1536
01:17:37,908 --> 01:17:40,368
As we embark on this momentous campaign,

1537
01:17:40,451 --> 01:17:45,165
stay bold, stay fearless,
and keep fighting.

1538
01:17:45,248 --> 01:17:48,502
Because it's not how we
start our journey that matters.

1539
01:17:49,545 --> 01:17:51,129
It's how we finish it.

1540
01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:54,650
Hear, hear!

1541
01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:57,636
(Crowd cheering, whistling)

1542
01:17:57,719 --> 01:17:58,319
(♪♪♪)

1543
01:18:08,146 --> 01:18:09,648
SHAWNA: Stan's Memorabilia.

1544
01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:13,318
Hey Jimmy, it's for you.

1545
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:15,654
Hey, I gotta go.

1546
01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:18,364
I'm headed to a wellness
retreat for the weekend.

1547
01:18:18,448 --> 01:18:20,784
My first inner intimacy
workshop starts in an hour.

1548
01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:22,911
If I'm late, I'll miss ecstatic dance.

1549
01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:29,793
This is Jimmy.

1550
01:18:29,876 --> 01:18:32,462
Jimmy, Manish Singh.

1551
01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:36,550
From high school?

1552
01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:38,885
Yeah, no, I... I re... I remember.

1553
01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:41,387
MANISH (ON PHONE): Hey, we were
just trying to get in touch with Noa Polly.

1554
01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:43,348
My office has been calling
and texting the number

1555
01:18:43,431 --> 01:18:44,516
we got from the school,

1556
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,727
but we haven't been able to connect.

1557
01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:49,229
Hey, Noa, have you been
getting any missed calls

1558
01:18:49,312 --> 01:18:50,814
or texts from...

1559
01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:54,109
It'll come up as blocked,
official state biz and all.

1560
01:18:54,192 --> 01:18:55,485
A blocked number?

1561
01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:00,323
Really? Holy shit.

1562
01:19:00,406 --> 01:19:02,784
Governor Singh just endorsed our campaign.

1563
01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:05,871
(Cheering)

1564
01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:11,835
Wow, uh, Governor Singh, thank you.

1565
01:19:11,918 --> 01:19:14,462
MANISH (ON PHONE): Your
candidate's got a real future, Jimmy.

1566
01:19:14,546 --> 01:19:16,798
Now they just need to work on their accent.

1567
01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:19,926
Mm.

1568
01:19:28,226 --> 01:19:29,811
STANISLAW: Hey, son.

1569
01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,856
You know, I was thinking,
with all this new merchandise,

1570
01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:35,191
I don't think we have
room for this on the floor.

1571
01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:37,127
(♪♪♪)

1572
01:19:50,165 --> 01:19:50,766
♪ Oh! ♪

1573
01:19:59,465 --> 01:20:02,844
♪ Oh! ♪

1574
01:20:03,595 --> 01:20:07,724
♪ I'm still learning how to untie love ♪

1575
01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:15,273
♪ And I've pulled apart most everyone ♪

1576
01:20:16,232 --> 01:20:18,652
I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

1577
01:20:18,735 --> 01:20:22,989
Alamo, come here boy.

1578
01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:23,865
♪ They're still alive ♪

1579
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:24,783
Alamo.

1580
01:20:24,866 --> 01:20:26,326
- Alamo, it's your cue.
- ♪ They're new to me ♪

1581
01:20:26,409 --> 01:20:27,327
-Oh, good boy. -Good boy.

1582
01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,244
Alamo!

1583
01:20:28,328 --> 01:20:29,705
Good boy. Come here.

1584
01:20:29,788 --> 01:20:30,622
Come here, baby.

1585
01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:31,832
We're gonna have to do this again.

1586
01:20:31,915 --> 01:20:33,499
♪ I don't blame you ♪

1587
01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:35,627
I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

1588
01:20:35,711 --> 01:20:37,170
-♪ I don't mind ♪ -That
was too early, Alamo.

1589
01:20:37,253 --> 01:20:38,004
Can we do it again?

1590
01:20:38,088 --> 01:20:40,549
♪ Ways I'll forget about you in time ♪

1591
01:20:40,632 --> 01:20:41,800
We gotta do this again.

1592
01:20:41,883 --> 01:20:43,969
Alamo, I said as soon as I finish my line.

1593
01:20:44,052 --> 01:20:45,679
-♪ This morning I awoke
♪ -Here, come on, Alamo.

1594
01:20:45,762 --> 01:20:47,764
- Come on, come on.
- ♪ To the sound of birds ♪

1595
01:20:47,848 --> 01:20:50,767
I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

1596
01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:52,477
-Alamo. -Too late.

1597
01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:55,981
I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

1598
01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:58,817
He was literally in front of me.

1599
01:20:58,900 --> 01:20:59,693
Literally.

1600
01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:02,946
I'm Manish Singh and
I approve this message.

1601
01:21:03,029 --> 01:21:05,281
Now, Alamo!

1602
01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:06,783
-Alamo! -Alamo!

1603
01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,326
♪ Fight the wind ♪

1604
01:21:08,409 --> 01:21:10,954
How many takes are you gonna ruin, Alamo?

1605
01:21:11,037 --> 01:21:12,748
♪ And all the sights of you I've seen ♪

1606
01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:15,458
-I'm Mani... -Smile, smile.

1607
01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:16,752
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
♪ Oh ♪

1608
01:21:16,835 --> 01:21:18,253
Okay.

1609
01:21:18,336 --> 01:21:19,505
♪ I don't know which to believe ♪

1610
01:21:19,588 --> 01:21:21,131
Where are you going?

1611
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:29,890
♪ I much prefer being alone with the birds

1612
01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:32,392
And their songs ♪

1613
01:21:33,268 --> 01:21:35,103
♪ 'Cause they won't leave ♪

1614
01:21:35,186 --> 01:21:40,108
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1615
01:21:40,191 --> 01:21:46,823
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1616
01:21:47,866 --> 01:21:53,496
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1617
01:21:53,580 --> 01:22:00,170
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1618
01:22:01,337 --> 01:22:01,938
(♪♪♪)

1619
01:22:16,352 --> 01:22:16,953
(♪♪♪)

1620
01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:31,968
(♪♪♪)

1621
01:22:46,382 --> 01:22:46,983
(♪♪♪)

1622
01:23:01,397 --> 01:23:01,998
(♪♪♪)

1623
01:23:16,412 --> 01:23:17,013
(♪♪♪)

1624
01:23:31,219 --> 01:23:31,820
(♪♪♪)

1625
01:23:46,234 --> 01:23:46,835
(♪♪♪)

1626
01:23:58,288 --> 01:23:58,889
(♪♪♪)

1627
01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:13,904
(♪♪♪)