[whimsical music]
[crackling]
[spooky music]
[wind howling]
[leaves rustling]
[dramatic, eerie music]
[animal howls]
[crackling]
-[wings flapping] -[squealing]
[boy] It's 24 hours until Halloween.
And Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating.
After years of research,
we have finally created the ultimate route
to maximize candy consumption.
[boy] We are gonna crush our candy record.
-Yeah, we are! -Boom.
Royal Woods is the best town ever for trick-or-treating.
Everybody in this town loves Halloween.
That house gives out full-size candy bars.
-All right. -Bye!
[boy] Mrs. Wright has the best homemade popcorn balls.
-[whistling] -[kids scream]
-Good one! -[boy] There's scares
around every corner.
[bell dings]
[boy] Even Flip goes all out with his spooky candy sale.
[slurps]
[boy] And, of course,
-there's our house. -Spooky!
We go kinda big.
[screaming]
-Hyah! -[screams]
[gasps]
[screaming]
Another satisfied customer. Have a spooky day!
This is great. Our scare factor is way up.
[screams]
This year will be the spookiest,
most haunted Loud House
ever! [echoes]
[spooky music]
[chatter]
[heavy breathing]
[door creaks]
[both scream]
Boo!
-Good one, Lil. -Monster five?
Who's next?
No one does Halloween like the Louds.
-Watch out! Oh! -Boo!
[laughs] Good one, Lily.
[boy] Every year, we have the craziest, scariest
Halloweeniest house in Royal Woods.
The Shroud House Spooktacular.
They say it takes a village to put on a Spooktacular.
Luckily, with ten sisters, we are a village.
-[shouts] -[girl] Hey, little bro!
-Check out my theremin. -I'm missing all my parts!
[eerie music]
* Come on you zombies on the prowl *
* I wanna hear you scream *
Luna is our musical director.
-Is your spine tingling? -Definitely.
My bones are chilled to the bone.
-Definitely missing something. -Definitely.
Leni and Lola are in charge of costumes.
I got it!
Blood red velvet.
Yes! It's dark academia meets the Upside Down
with a dash of zombiecore. Love!
Why do I always have to be your mannequin?
You have a perfect model's body.
Very little muscle structure.
And those hips! [giggles]
-[girl] Can somebody help me? -Oh, sorry!
-Gotta go! -Please!
[both chatter excitedly]
-[girl grunts] -[panting] Lisa!
[grunting]
[grunts] Much appreciated.
How is your pumpkin doing?
Sorry. How's Esmeralda doing?
In Lisa's research, she found
that if you talk to your pumpkins
they'll grow faster.
And she's talked to Esmeralda...
[Lisa] There you are!
...a lot!
Good morning, Esmeralda!
Isn't it a spectacular day?
Your vine is looking extra robust!
Good job.
They've become new best friends, which is great--
[robotic voice] Excuse me.
Unless, of course, you're Lisa's old best friend.
Oops. Snack time.
-How about pumpkin pie? -Awkward.
-I'll just get some clippers. -Really, Todd?
Your thing for my Cucurbita maxima is growing old.
Yep. Everybody pitches in.
Lori, the oldest, is pretty much in charge of everything.
[gasps] Lincoln! What's going on
with your super-secret surprise finale?
-I need to know what it is. -I'll tell you what it is.
It's super-secret. You'll find out with the rest
-of the delighted neighborhood. -[groans]
But the visionary behind our haunted extravaganza
is our very own queen of scream,
Lucy.
Lucy?
She's standing right behind me, isn't she?
[spooky musical flourish]
[screams]
See? That's why you are the master.
-Booyah! -[screams]
[thuds]
[gravelly voice] Was the master.
I'm breaking her scare record.
I've got ten so far, but I'm going for a 50-piece.
Yawn.
Never bet against Lynn Loud.
Now, who's next?
[mom] Lincoln, I need your help!
[sighs] Can Lucy do it? I'm kind of busy.
[mom] Whatever. I just need someone to test some candy.
-Wait, I want to do it! -[girl] Me, me, me, me, me!
-[quietly] Me, me. -She asked me!
-[angry groan] -[girl] Please, let me do it!
Sigh.
[spooky music]
[whimsical music]
[panting] Mom's our CCO.
Chief Candy Officer.
And she's been taking it very seriously.
Dinner is served.
[all chatter excitedly]
Try some gory gummy organs.
What do you think? I got a bunch more.
[gasps] They brought back pancreas?
And spleen.
[inhales sharply]
[cell phone rings]
[sighs]
Whenever I send myself reminders on my phone,
it's just a bunch of typos.
-What is "Durblish Point Sent"? -I don't know.
[whimsical music continues]
-[whispers] Is she in here? -Dad's trying to avoid Lynn.
She keeps scaring the ding-dang-dickens out of me.
-Booyah! -[thuds]
[screaming, mumbling]
Boo to the yah.
-[screams] -Boo!
-[screams] -[thuds]
[both] You just got Lynn'd.
[sighs] She's relentless.
I haven't slept in three days.
I'm actually starting to hallucinate.
"Durblish." What could Durblish mean?
Hello. Husband spiraling into insanity.
Oh, honey.
I just need to relax.
A nice cup of hot tea, a cookie, and a nap.
A nice, big, round cookie.
-Booyah! -[screams]
[thuds]
[mom] How long have you been in there?
Long enough to have eaten all the big, round cookies.
Okay, people. We still have a lot to do.
I still need updates on:
fake blood, corn maze, and candy distribution.
[machine sputters]
Bull's-eye!
Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme.
I built this baby using old leaf blower, a telescope,
and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower.
Great shot. Uh, next time,
aim for a leg, or something fleshy.
Butts. Got it.
Yeah.
[girl] Fire bad!
Ha-ha!
-Whoa! -Wow.
Talk about a big dummy.
Thanks. Franken-coconuts is the official M.C.
for the Spooktacular... Monster of Ceremonies.
Oh, Lincoln, can you please give me the status
of your super-secret surprise finale?
No can do.
Doing a dry run of our trick-or-treating route.
We want to ensure maximum efficiency.
No! "Durblish Point Sent" means "dentist appointment"!
We're late for the dentist. Let's go! Everybody in Vanzilla!
[dramatic music]
Go!
[tires squeal]
Ahh.
[both] Ahh.
[hissing]
Ahh.
[camera shutter clicks]
Ahh.
[rock music]
Okay. So, we're gonna give you some Novocaine.
No, thanks. I only like lemon-y things
-that don't hurt. -It'll only hurt a little.
Barbara, syringe and light, please.
-Got it. -[all shout]
-That looks like it hurt a lot. -Why did you do that?
Oh, you forgot the light.
-Oh! -[dentist groans]
No, that looks like it hurt a lot.
[curious music]
The good news is,
I completed my dental degree last spring break for funsies.
The bad news is, everyone in this room
is riddled with cavities.
Present company included.
Even me?
-Especially you, Lily. -Whoops.
Well, there must be some mistake.
I'm always on you kids to take care of your teeth.
[Lincoln] Yeah, well, about that...
Don't forget to floss!
[all] Okay!
Hmm.
[comical music]
This is all my fault.
I've been feeding you kids candy nonstop.
Don't judge me, Barbara.
Don't judge her.
-[children chatter] -Thank you!
[upbeat music]
Wow!
If you didn't already know, that's super-influencer
Xander Coddington, AKA, Xan-Man.
-Group selfie! -He just moved to Royal Woods,
and throws the most epic parties.
Post that.
And... you're all famous. Tag me.
Clyde and I have been trying to get in with Xander
since the day he got into town.
Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be click-clocking
-a hot new game tonight. -Quick, let's make our move!
Hey, Xander!
-[both groan] -[thudding]
Mom, I don't wanna get a filling.
I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley.
You're going. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you.
Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today.
My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek
with a giant needle.
He's right.
-[scoffs] -Bet.
I'm outta here.
-Thanks, um-- -Lincoln. Lincoln Loud.
We go to the same school.
I sit next to you in Science.
You knocked the wind out of me in dodgeball last week.
Does this look familiar? [exaggerated gasping]
You're the one who pooped his pants?
-No, that was my friend, Rusty. -Oh.
So, any plans for Halloween?
You're new. If you need tips on hot trick-or-treat spots,
me and my best friend Clyde have created a computer program
that gives you the route to maximum candy consumption.
Thanks, but I don't do the trick-or-treating thing anymore.
I gave that up once I hit middle school.
Kids our age are too old to be trick-or-treating.
[fake laugh]
What?! No trick-or-treating?!
That's insane.
[awkward chuckle] Yeah. Totally.
I was just giving you tips
in case you wanted to pass them along
to some younger kids who clearly aren't as cool as us.
Alright. I gotta bounce.
[laughs] Cool. Can I, uh, bounce with you?
Or you can bounce by yourself.
If that's how you prefer to bounce.
[laughs] Deuces, Lincoln.
You're looking especially orange today.
Okay, Lisa, your pumpkin is--
Esmeralda is looking great.
She certainly is.
We've taken quite the journey together.
Oh, that's adorable.
Okay, let's carve this big girl up!
But I don't wanna carve Esmeralda up!
I'll do it!
I wanna do it!
Do what? I wanna do it! And I wanna do it the fastest.
I'm gonna put a smile on that pumpkin's face!
It's mine!
-Let me at that thing! -No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not get hasty here.
Perhaps we could do something a little less invasive.
Like drawing a smiley face on her
with some nontoxic, washable markers.
O-M-G, Lisa. Have you become friends with your pumpkin?
She is. It is ridiculous.
That thing isn't even human.
[saw buzzing]
That's my chainsaw.
-You snooze, you lose. -Ooh, ooh.
[chainsaw buzzing]
[excited chatter]
No! No, stop!
Esmeralda!
[suspenseful music]
I know this sounds crazy,
but I don't think we should go trick-or-treating.
Okay, so, just to be clear,
you don't think we should go and get bags and bags of free candy?
Yes.
Come here.
Just hear me out.
You may change your mind after you see this.
Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. We're going old school.
My dads had these made by the wardrobe lady
at their theater group.
She sewed in real fake muscles and abs.
Listen. I know the idea of not trick-or-treating
sounds ridiculous, but I was talking to Xander Codding--
Xander Coddington talked to you?!
He knew who you were?
I had to jog his memory a little.
But the point is, he said we're too old for trick-or-treating.
-And I think he's right. -[scream effect]
Not gonna go trick-or-treating?
We'll never go trick-or-treating again?
Clyde, you wanna get in with Xander
-and his amazing parties? -Yeah.
If we don't get in with him now, we're gonna get left behind.
I don't wanna spend the rest of school
on the outside of the cool group just so we can get candy.
[scoffs] I mean--
There's the guy that saved me
from that lame dentist visit.
-Lincoln, what's up? -Hey, Xander. How are you?
-I mean, 'sup? 'Sup. -'Sup.
I'm having a party tonight at my crib. You should stop by.
Yeah. Cool.
Sure. Cool. Totally.
My brother works at the junkyard,
and he found this old disco ball, so it's gonna be #fancy.
Sweet.
Hey, Clyde. What's good?
[sputters]
What's good? [exaggerated laugh]
Everything's good.
It's all good. It's all good in the hood.
[whispers] He knows my name.
Tight.
-Tight. -Tight.
Super tight.
Hey, uh, nice costumes.
-Those aren't ours. -We were just saving them
for some young trick-or-treaters,
because we don't do that anymore.
Alright, see ya tonight.
[both] We're so going to Xander's party!
My apologies, Esmeralda.
But your smile looks simply splendid.
[faint spooky music]
[wind howling]
[lighter flicking]
-[gasps] -Gasp.
It's not polite to sneak up on people like that.
That's why I'm hiding down here.
You'd tell me if Lynn was down here, right?
Maybe.
Alright, I'm just, uh, you know, setting up a little
Lynn-tastic Relaxation Station. See?
-[chuckles] -Why?
Well, maybe because I'm, uh...
What is the word? Um...
spiraling into insanity?!
Can you spiral over to that box
and see if there's a head in a jar?
Why would you put a head--
You know what? I don't want to know.
[shouts]
Why would you put my--
You know what? I still don't want to know.
I'm just gonna put me back now.
-[slicing sound] -Ow!
[groans] What the heck?
Uh-oh. That's not good.
Define "not good."
Nothing. [chuckles half-heartedly]
What did I just cut myself with?
Sigh.
Define "sigh".
That's a ceremonial necklace made from the teeth of Romulus,
the most vicious werewolf the world has ever seen.
One scratch, and your fate is sealed.
You will be transformed into a hairy,
bloodthirsty, feral beast.
[distant snarl]
Okay.
You should probably put a warning on these things.
[musical flourish]
I did not see that.
-[squishing sounds] -Ah!
You'll also have an insatiable appetite for meat.
Huh, well, eh, I just had lunch, so, you know...
I mean, yeah, sure, I could go for a steak,
but I could go for a lot of things, like a...
That's funny. I was gonna say steak again.
How come I can't stop thinking about steaks?
[cow mooing sound]
-[whistle blows] -[Lori] Family meeting!
-I guess I'm gonna go upstairs. -[box clatters]
-[Lucy] Careful! -[stammering]
That's a little... Hang in there, Lynn.
[howling sound]
Gonna get through this, Lynn. You're gonna get through this.
Wait. These are just my fake goblin teeth.
Harmless.
[sighs] People, we have to close the fridge.
[shouts] Lynn! Ohh! Luan!
Can I have a bite of that?
[snarls]
[ferocious eating sounds]
Wow, you ate that like a bloodthirsty, feral beast.
[gasps]
[dramatic music]
It's starting.
Tell the others I'm not gonna make it to the meeting.
And, um...
I'm just gonna go down to the basement.
Do you mind locking the door behind me?
Not because I'm turning into a werewolf or anything. It's...
something else.
-Lock the door! -Okay.
-My dad is weird. -[whistle blows]
[angry chatter]
-[blows whistle] -[chatter stops]
I literally cannot believe
that you are bailing on the Spooktacular.
-And trick-or-treating! -Who passes up free candy?
Clyde and I are too old to dress up.
Yeah. Besides, it's just candy.
Come here.
Yes, come here.
-Ow! -Bozos.
-[chatter resumes] -I should've seen that coming.
Okay, skip trick-or-treating if you want,
but the Spooktacular is a loud tradition.
I came home from college for this.
Our collective attendance record has been 100 percent.
-One hundred. -And, we've never missed one.
The entire town is gonna be here in two hours!
And without you, we don't have a surprise finale.
You can still change your mind.
[all agreeing]
I'm sorry, but...
Clyde and I have made our decision.
-Mmm. -We're going to Xander's party.
It's gonna be the coolest thing ever.
-That's so lame. -Lame.
What's so cool about it anyways?
What even happens at one of Xander's parties?
[excited chatter]
That's when Clyde and I realized we were in over our heads.
What happens at a middle school party?
Seriously. What happens?
I have no idea.
I can't believe you got invited
to Xander Coddington's party.
-They're epic. -He's that internet feller.
-Must be nice. -He doesn't even know I exist.
He doesn't even know my name.
He knew my name.
Did he know my name?
He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball.
Yes! In. Your. Faces.
In your gym shorts.
-You should come with us. -We've got better things to do.
Yeah, we do.
While you guys are rubbing elbows with Xander,
we're gonna catch ourselves a Cryptid.
Yee-haw!
You really gonna climb that mountain again?
Clyde has a point.
Our enthusiasm for monster hunting
vastly outweighs our abilities.
Tonight's the night. I can feel it.
Guys, let's stay focused.
We have no idea what happens at a middle school party.
What do we wear?
Maybe some big city suit, like the Monopoly guy?
You can never go wrong with a top hat and a monocle.
[curious music]
-Moving on. -Dancing.
-Thumbs up or thumbs down? -Way down.
Xander will be doing moves so trendy,
they haven't been invented yet.
I know a thing or two about square dancing.
Oh! Talking about aliens is always a good ice breaker.
You guys need more than what we can offer.
Might I suggest your friend and mine,
the internet, check it out.
[owl hooting]
Everybody in their places!
-Check. -Check.
-Check. Meow.
Candy Cannon?
Cannon ready. Waiting for candy.
Lynn, how's it coming with the Headless Horseman?
Still headless.
Mmm. Ketchup.
Mom, where's the candy?
[sighs] After our disastrous trip to the dentist,
I realized the error of my ways.
No more cavities.
So, this year, we're giving away toothbrushes.
[dramatic music]
No! [echoes]
Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more!
This is bad.
It's okay, Lynn. Just relax.
So you got scratched by Romulus' werewolf teeth.
That doesn't mean you're gonna turn into a werewolf.
You know what? Just don't, uh, don't-don't think about it.
There we go. [relieved sigh]
I'm thinking about it.
Oh. That's sharp.
[gasps] What is that?
Ah!
[gasps]
It's happening.
Everything is ready except
for Lincoln's super-secret surprise finale.
You guys don't need me.
You got this.
[melancholy music]
Look, we're sorry, but we have to do this.
Good luck. Come on, Clyde.
Let's hit the party.
Places, people!
[energetic music]
[gasps] So cold.
[panting]
Gloves. Gloves.
[grunting]
These are adorable! [panting]
What? Okay.
[screams]
Stay strong.
Must fight transformation.
[gasping] So cold.
[shouts] Must not look at the moon.
[shouts]
I'm looking at the moon!
[sobs]
[grunting]
So much glue on my face!
[grunts, then shouts]
[groaning]
Such a furry bean bag! So much hair!
[panicked grunting]
Get it off!
[howls]
[excited chatter]
Pardon me!
I can't wait for the show!
We are go for the Spooktacular. I repeat,
we are a go!
-[cheering] -[ghost] I'm so excited!
Luan, you are on in ten, nine--
[Lana on walkie] Lori, come in! Come in!
I repeat, Lori, come in! We have a problem.
Lana, we are literally starting.
Stay off the comms.
Uh...
And... cue Coconuts!
[spooky music]
Happy Halloween, my fiends!
Hope you're creeping it real!
[laughter]
Welcome to the Shroudhouse Spooktacular!
[cheering]
Are you ready for the beast?
-[soft growling] -[crowd gasps]
[powering up]
[boy] The beast? What is the beast?
[cheers and applause]
[howls]
["Spooky Night" playing]
* So, by a show of hands who believes this jam is haunted? *
Haunted!
* Come on zombies on the prowl *
* I wanna hear you scream *
[screams]
* Bats wanna play *
* Freakin' out till break of day *
* This is the party of our lives *
* Let the spirits lead the way-ay *
* Yeah-yeah-yeah *
* It's a spooky night *
* This house is haunted *
* It's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night *
* It's a spooky night *
* I wanna hear you scream, yeah *
* And somehow the fright feels right *
[Lincoln] You ready to rock Xander's' party?
[Clyde] Let's do this.
[music and chatter]
-'Sup? -'Sup?
What's up?
Hey, what's up?
[both] 'Sup?
[playing "Spooky Night"]
* Goblins, give it up *
* For the witches and the werewolves *
[cackles]
* It's all a manic mystery *
* From the shadows they howl *
[howling]
* If you're getting scared *
* Then you better call your mommy *
* Now let's all jump on a broom We can go for a ride! *
[cackling]
* Creeping, they crawl, demon creatures big and small *
* Look out, here they come *
* Gonna panic one and all *
* Whoa-whoa-whoa *
[music and chatter]
Mmm. So good.
[grunting]
You know, these things are delicious!
-[stomach rumbling] -Dude...
Hmm?
Don't mention anything to Xander,
but do you know where he keeps his plunger?
Dude.
* It's a spooky night This house is haunted *
* Yeah, it's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night! *
* It's a spooky night This house is haunted *
* Yeah it's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night *
* It's a spooky night I wanna hear you scream *
* Yeah, and so now the fright feels right *
I'm Lucy.
Haunted.
[spooky music]
[snarls]
[cheering]
Happy Halloween.
Thanks for coming, everybody!
[cheering]
-Enjoy the Haunted Maize Maze. -Wait! What?!
Where's Lincoln's Super Secret Finale?
Oh. Um, well... [uncomfortable laugh]
Lincoln had somewhere else to be,
but who is ready for some treats with a capital EAT?
Lana, I'm not seeing any treats.
[all chanting] Candy!
That's what I've been trying to tell y'all.
-Lana, treats now! -Here goes nothing.
[dramatic music]
This is gonna be bad.
[chatter]
[girl] I got one!
-Toothbrushes? -[all] Toothbrushes?!
-And toothpaste? -Seriously?
[angry chatter]
No. It's just a little candy mix-up.
Where are the treats?!
I threw it away.
Don't forget to brush!
Don't tooth-shame my kid!
Uh-oh.
-[gulps] -[angry shouting]
[chanting resumes] Candy!
Code Red.
We have a Halloween emergency!
I can't believe the internet let us down.
We gotta get it together.
If we blow this, we'll never get invited to anything ever again.
[Xander chattering]
* Yeah, dancing hands Dancing hands, dance *
* Dance Dance *
[cheering]
All right, party people, who can beat that, huh?
Clyde, it's time to shine.
[chanting] Candy!
What do these people want?
Uh... I think they want candy.
Okay, we found some stuff in the fridge.
Check it out. We couldn't find anything sweet,
but we got this.
[chanting continues]
[chanting stops]
-Butter?! -[all groan]
I'm lactose intolerant! They're trying to murder us!
That's really not true.
-[anxious chattering] -Uh-oh.
This is a nightmare!
[chanting resumes] Candy!
Maybe they'll get tired and go home.
Uh, I don't think so.
Remember that one Halloween those people gave out apples?
[doorbell rings]
[all] How do you like them apples?
My revolution may have been a horrible mistake.
-You think? -Word is gonna spread fast.
What? How?
[boy 1] I'm gonna text everyone I know!
[girl] I'm calling my mom.
[boy 2] I want candy!
[girl] My mom's gonna talk about...
This is so out there.
Um... I think we need candy.
On it.
Wanna try the lettuce?
["Transformation" playing]
* Transformation *
* The skin is thin of the rock and roll nation *
-Oh! -[microphone feedback]
-[thuds] -[singing fades]
-[music fades] -That kid killed Xander!
[suspenseful music]
Thank you, and goodnight.
[mom] Lynn?
[dad snarls]
[clicks light switch]
Oh.
Lynn?
-Lynn! -Stay back!
-I'm dangerous. -What's wrong with your voice?
I'm a... a werewolf.
-[snarls] -Oh, your costume's so great!
Don't challenge the beast inside me!
Oh, very scary.
Look, I messed up.
The whole house is in danger now.
The family? In danger?
I need you to go get some candy, fast.
Protect the pack.
Yeah, protect the pack. Whatever.
-Just now! Go! -[howls]
-[scoffs] -[dad panting]
-[mom] Candy! -[dad] Candy!
[grunting]
Candy.
[suspenseful music]
[grunting]
Ow!
[spooky music]
We've got a full moon,
it's Halloween, and still no Cryptids.
Hey, where's Zach?
-[rustling] -[kids shout]
Hey.
How long were you there?
Hard to tell, fell asleep. Probably a good hour.
-[owl hooting] -[grunting]
Family needs... [sniffs] ...candy.
Well, think I'll call it a night.
I'm more tuckered than a tomcat with a belly full of warm milk.
Shush-shush-shush! Wait.
What is that?
[goggles squeak]
[suspenseful music]
[panting]
[shouts in pain]
[howls]
[howling continues]
[all] Werewolf!
[all shout excitedly]
[music and chatter]
Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad?
Hey, I was just rockin' out.
You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's head.
Yep. We blew it.
You blew it.
Hey, at least we knocked out
a famous influencer.
That'll be a cool story to tell some day.
Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to.
[phone alerts chiming]
Guys, you're not gonna believe this.
Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy.
This is outrageous!
Why is everyone pushing dental care?
I'm so sick of dental care!
-[chatter] -[Lincoln] Clyde,
here's our chance.
We should trick 'em!
[abrupt silence]
What are you doing?
-[whispers] I have a plan. -I'm listening.
We can't let these people off the hook.
They're messing up Halloween,
we should mess up their house.
Yeah! That Lincoln kid makes sense!
[all] Yeah!
-Yeah! -Alright, let's bounce!
[cheering]
[clock ticking]
[eerie music]
Is anyone out there?
I can't take the suspense.
-[girl's scream] -[all scream]
What the heck was that?
-Grandfather clock app. Sorry. -[girl's scream]
Where is Dad with the candy?
-I don't know. -Wait.
-[footsteps] -Do you guys hear that?
-[knocking] -[all scream]
Alright, let's do this.
[dramatic music]
-[Luan] You've got this, Mom. -Really?
Well, to be fair, you did purchase the toothbrushes.
-[awkward laughter] -Okay.
[screaming]
I heard you're giving away butter.
Oh.
-Okay. -Hit the bricks, kid.
[clamoring]
We did it, buddy.
Clincoln McCloud is officially Clincoln McCoddington.
-Cool for life. -You know it.
-Enjoy your culinary experience! -Thank you.
Hey, maybe that'll be the worst of it.
We can only hope so.
Please. Oh, no.
[excited chatter]
Or the worst is coming.
This is awesome. This is great. I mean, we got this.
-Here. -What's this?
You can't go into battle without your weapons.
[chatter continues]
The adrenaline of this moment is running out.
I really did not think this through.
That's it! That's the house!
[dramatic music]
[both] Oh, no.
[Dad grunting] Candy!
Candy!
Huff, puff!
Need candy!
-[shouts in pain] -Get out!
Where is he? Anyone see a werewolf?
Did you see a werewolf?
Where are you pointing? That's not very helpful!
-Let's go! -Come on!
[Zach] Yeah, let's go!
[girl] Mom, can I go to that one?
[clamoring]
I can't believe your house is the toothbrush house.
This idea's genius, bro.
Makes up for you giving him that karaoke concussion.
This post is gonna go viral. So, what's the plan?
Uh, give Clyde and I a minute to finalize strategy.
We want to ensure maximum mess.
Hashtag-Maximum-Mess.
Sick. Hashtag-Maxiumum-Mess it is!
Get ready for maximum mess!
Lincoln, you need to come clean and tell them it's your house!
And break up Clincoln McCoddington?
We've come this far, Clyde. We can't give up now.
Think about it. We're either gonna be in with Xander
or we're gonna attack your own house.
Actually, Clyde, we're gonna do both.
We'll tell my family Xander's attack plan.
So we can sabotage this preteen mob.
So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here.
But I do know it's not good.
-So not good. -We could build a time machine
and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes.
Helping or hurting, Lola?
They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda,
they will feel the wrath
-of Lisa Loud! -Wrath!
No one cares about that pumpkin.
-Todd! -What?
We were all thinking it.
This house needs a remodel.
Fire!
[kids shouting]
Toilet paper!
We're under attack!
[Xander] Aim for windows! Throw it to the front porch!
We really didn't think this through.
-What are we gonna do?! -Fight back!
-Are you kidding? -Grab the toilet paper!
-Mom's phone. -It's Lincoln!
-Oh, no. Lincoln's not home. -I'm Lincoln!
Ohh! This is Lincoln.
-Leni, give the phone to Mom. -It's Lincoln.
Hi, sweetie. Have you eaten?
-Mom, are you serious? -Are you enjoying the party?
'Cause we're literally getting attacked.
Yeah, Clyde and I are outside with the angry mob.
But we're gonna work as double agents,
and help protect the house.
Why are you with the angry mob?
We were... coming home early to see the Spooktacular.
And they just happened to be here.
Oh! It was so shocking. Imagine our shock.
-[all groan] -I mean, I was just--
Okay, fam, here's the plan.
We fight them off using the Spooktacular.
-[all agree] -Lana, you're on Candy Cannon.
-Copy that. -Luan?
Crank up Franken-coconuts. Create some diversions.
I've got some good material.
-A ghost, a goblin, and a-- -Zip it!
Lucy, do what you do best. Start scaring people.
-You know it. -I'm gonna do what I do best,
-and beat your record. -Game on.
Everybody else, follow my lead. All right.
Louds on three. One, two--
-[all] Louds! -A little early, but okay.
Let's do this.
-Let's get Loud! -[all] Whoo!
Lana, upstairs now!
[spooky music]
[boy] Brush your teeth with this!
[screaming]
Oh, the humanity!
Yeah!
Come on, Luan, come on.
Hey, bozos!
Take a hike! [laughs]
-What? -Let's get 'em!
[chaotic shouting]
It's alive! [exaggerated laugh]
Lana's in position.
[suspenseful music]
Hey, Xander! That porch looks too clean!
-Yeah. -Let's get closer!
-[both whooping] -Okay. Good call, Lincoln.
Come on, trash the porch!
[laughter]
Who's ready for their closeup?
[shouts] I've been hit!
[all shouting]
You got it, Mom.
Keep 'em coming.
That giant pumpkin is going down!
-No! -Lisa!
[all groan]
Kind of ironic I hit him with the pumpkin pie filling.
Gross.
Lisa, come inside! We got this!
Stay strong, Esmeralda!
[both] It's working!
This beat down is brought to you by the letter "C."
For Candy Cannon and contusions!
Stupid--
[panting]
[suspenseful music]
Hit the driveway, come on!
[screams]
[chiming]
Come on, go on!
Go. Go now. Now, now.
Trash the horseman!
-Booyah! -[all scream]
-[machinery whirs] -[all shout]
Hey, as Mick Swagger would say,
"You're about to have a bloody good time."
[kids groaning and shouting]
Oh, disgusting!
[screaming continues]
[laughter]
Candy. Oh!
[panting]
[dramatic music]
Candy!
No!
Candy! Oh.
-[collar clicks] -[Stella] Got him.
Hello, wolf.
Stay back. I'm Lincoln's--
-[zapping] -[sputtering]
What is that?
That there is a canine shock collar.
Zaps him every time he talks.
-No. -[zapping]
It's even got a remote.
[stammers and groans]
Don't use that on a mule though.
I learned that the hard way.
It's over!
[all shouting]
[shouts continue]
It might be the candy talking,
but I feel so alive!
Yeah!
[all] Yeah!
[chaotic shouting]
Stop hitting us with food!
[Luan laughs]
The sticks are the best! [laughing]
Keep 'em coming.
[dramatic music]
Watch your flank! She's getting away!
[boy] Oh, man. That's so gross! Oh!
Where is your father with that candy?!
We're almost out of ammo!
I repeat, we're almost out of ammo!
Basement team, you're up.
-On it. Come on. -I'll signal Lincoln.
[suspenseful music]
Hey, Xander, let's sneak through that stupid yet well-constructed
corn maze and do a Backyard Blitz!
Nice! Guys, go, go, go!
[all shouting]
I didn't say who was getting blitzed.
[both shouting]
Hurry.
Guys, they're coming!
[whispered chatter]
[spooky music]
Head that way!
-[low growl] -Boo.
-[all scream] -Boo.
-[all scream]
Boo. Boo again.
-[all shouting] -[boy] Let's get out of here.
No! No, it's a trap!
For Esmeralda!
[all screaming, shouting]
Yes.
[screaming continues]
Come on! This way, this way!
Come on. Come on, over here. Hurry, hurry.
No one messes with the Louds.
-This is our house. -[dramatic music]
-[Xander] Come on. Hurry. -[boy] Come on, in the driveway!
[Xander] Over here. This way.
-[panting] -We barely made it through!
I say we cut our losses and get outta here.
No way! It's like you said.
The toothbrush house needs to get destroyed.
-[phone alerts chiming] -See, even my followers agree.
Open window. Perfect spot for these.
-[both] Stink bombs? -Industrial stink bombs.
It's time for my grand finale.
Come on, let's go.
[suspenseful music]
-Come on, follow me. -You can watch from down here.
Xander just went from pranking to breaking and entering.
-What are we gonna do? -[panting]
Clyde, it's time for my grand finale.
I just have to get inside.
No way. If Xander sees we're not together,
he's gonna know we're up to something.
Don't worry.
[superhero music]
It's old school. I couldn't throw this away.
Classic Ace Savvy.
This is me.
If Xander says anything, just give him a wave.
Here. You got this.
[spooky music]
[both scream]
I need water balloons filled with goop, STAT.
Okay, Underoos.
-Get the food. -Soy sauce, soy sauce!
Cottage cheese.
We're almost in! Everything good down there?
All good.
[dramatic music]
-[gasps] -Sorry.
Let's stink this place up.
Oh, yeah.
It's show time.
-[buzzing] -Do you hear something?
Back up! Back up, back up!
-Is that the-- -Super-secret surprise finale?
Oh, yeah.
[beeps]
[gasps]
What the heck?
[spooky moan]
That's the super-secret finale.
If you run out of soy sauce, move onto salad dressing.
Got it.
Hello, Xander.
-Oh, no. -Bogey at 12:00.
Locking onto target.
[both screaming]
-Ooh! -[Jenna] What the heck is that?!
-Soy sauce? -[gasps]
[both laugh]
I'm outta here, man.
-[Xander] Hey! Hey, don't go! -[sobbing]
Looks like Xander needs a pick-me-up.
What? Wait.
Wait! What? No!
Please. Please, don't.
No, no, no, no! No!
Yes! Time to finish this.
[Xander screaming]
Hey! Hey, no video!
No video! [screams]
Put me down!
-Okay. -[beep]
[screaming]
That had to hurt!
-Yes! -We did it!
Xander, are you okay?
[screams]
-Run away! -[screaming]
[laughs] Butts.
-Come on! -Let's get away from here!
-Yes, yes! -We did it!
[triumphant music]
Stay off my lawn!
Don't be strangers!
-[grunts] -[laughs] We did it!
Where's your dad?
[panting]
-Candy! -[zapping]
[groans, then howls]
[chattering]
Good job, Lincoln.
I am so glad you showed up when you did.
That was serendipitous.
You're a real hero, Lincoln.
I didn't do this to be a hero. Actually--
Oh, look. Someone posted a video of Lincoln.
[excited chattering]
You know what? Why don't we just not watch that right now?
-I wonder what it is. -Or delete it.
-And watch it never. -Even better.
We can't let these people off the hook.
They're messing up Halloween. We should mess up their house.
-[gasp] -What?
[dramatic music]
[both] The prank attack was your idea?
-In theory. Yes. -But we can explain.
So, first you bail on the Spooktacular.
-And then you try to destroy it. -Disappointed sigh.
-Why? -Pretty low, dude.
It's not what it looks like.
-Yeah, we can explain. -Yeah.
-No need. -[angry chatter]
Girls, girls! Calm down.
We're all disappointed in Lincoln.
[melancholy music]
It's been a long night.
Yeah. I guess we can go clean up Lincoln's mess.
Might as well start in the back.
Nice job.
How did this all go so wrong?
I mean, getting Xander to like us
and attacking our own house, seemed rock solid.
I really let my family down.
-I messed up. -We both did.
[both] Esmeralda!
Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be pulling off the biggest
Halloween prank ever!
Let's go, big bro!
-Xander! -That's Lisa's BFF.
We have to save her.
Wait a second.
Xander's the one person who still likes us.
I mean, getting in with him was the reason we did all this.
I may have disappointed my whole family,
but I'm not gonna let Lisa down.
I'm going after that pumpkin.
-Are you coming with me? -No.
But One-Eyed Jack is.
[superhero music]
Great minds.
[Xander] Come on, bro! Let's go, let's go!
[both grunting]
[thrilling music]
Come on.
We did it! Yes!
Now what?
Lincoln pumpkin.
[spooky music]
-[whistling] -[door bells jingle]
-Ahh! -[sputters] Flip. It's me.
-[zapping] -[stammering]
-I'm a werewolf. but-but-- -[zapping]
Not gonna hurt ya. I'm here for candy.
-[zapping] -[stammering]
Back off! I'm armed!
[grunts, then sobs] Please, don't hurt me.
I'll give you anything you want. Take all the candy.
-[door bells jingle] -Huh?
-We're gonna get you, werewolf. -[screams]
And any other monsters or demons in here too!
[shouts]
[whispers] What?
Split up!
[suspenseful music]
-[zapping] -[whimpers]
[panting]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
We're not gonna hurt you... much.
Listen up, you oversized hairball,
we are highly-skilled werewolf hunters.
Specially trained and laser-focused.
Ooh, candy corn!
Hmm!
[suspenseful music]
[Stella] I heard something!
-[zapping] -[shouts]
[zapping]
Where are you?
[whimpers]
[triumphant music]
[laughs, then howls]
[music plays on store PA]
-[sighs] -How did we miss him?
We were so focused.
I told everyone we were gonna catch a monster.
[all shout]
[all shouting]
Flip?
Hey! Did you pay for that?
[song ends]
That wasn't me.
[spooky music]
Esmeralda!
We have to call the police!
I don't think the police care about a pumpkin.
We'll file a missing person report.
-She's not a person. -Preach, girl.
-Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily.
-I have a video. -Not now, Leni.
What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda?
I have an alibi.
[Lana] Yeah, right, dude. Sure.
-Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily.
Guys, I think I found who took the pumpkin.
'Sup, Xander Nation?
You thought the toothbrush people won?
Well, guess again. We're on our way to the junkyard.
Gonna see what happens when we take their precious pumpkin
and send it into the car crusher!
[dramatic music]
-So come on down to-- -Mount Crushmore!
...and watch me totally crush it on Halloween.
That jerk's gonna smash Lisa's pumpkin!
Lincoln in pumpkin!
[dramatic music]
Everyone in Vanzilla, now! Come on.
[thrilling music]
Go!
[heavy rock music]
[Lincoln] The junkyard.
Where cars come to die and fear comes to live.
[dramatic music]
[machinery whirring]
I can't believe I suggested this place
for a Recycling Club field trip.
Alright, man with the plan, what do ya got?
Easy. We wait for the truck to stop.
Then we run out that giant, open door.
Or a different plan.
[dramatic music]
What's up, party people?!
[cheers and applause]
Everybody, give it up for the dude
that's gonna make this savage prank happen,
my bro, Paul!
Crushin' is what I do, baby!
-Yeah! -[cheers]
Then fire up that crusher,
and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson!
-That's right! -Crush! Crush!
[chanting] Crush!
[whirring]
-Must... protect... the pack. -[zapping]
[groaning and panting]
Mom, faster! Lincoln's in trouble!
[grunting]
-[shouts] -I'm going as fast as I can.
[all scream]
[tires squeal]
-What was that? -I think that was Dad.
[suspenseful music]
Daddy!
[chanting] Crush, crush, crush!
-[whirring continues] -We gotta get out of here.
The crusher that crushes things is gonna crush us.
Oh, I can't help saying "crush."
[dad groaning]
-So, I'm not a werewolf? -[all] No!
I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a cookie.
We don't have time for that.
But I really want a cookie.
Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin
-in a car crusher. -And it's being live streamed.
-[chanting] Crush! -The cookie can wait.
Let's do some crushing!
[dramatic music]
[both shouting]
Look at that!
After we smash that pumpkin,
get ready to smash the likes.
Lincoln's gonna get squashed...
in a giant squash.
-[Lori] Too soon, Luan! -Floor it, Mom!
-[girls shout] -[dad howls]
[dramatic music]
[chanting continues] Crush!
I'm too young to die in a pumpkin of unusual size.
[grunts] Follow me!
[chanting] Crush!
You're not going anywhere!
Sorry, Clyde. First time I've climbed out of a giant pumpkin!
-[chanting] Crush! -Yeah, yeah!
No one I'd rather be crushed in a pumpkin with than you!
[panting] Happy Halloween, Lincoln.
Happy Halloween, Clyde.
["Spooky Night" playing]
Crush! Crush! [chanting fades]
-[boy 1] What's going on? -[boy 2] I hear something.
[Jenna] What is that?
[engine revving]
What is that?
[howling]
-Hold on tight! -We're doing this.
[all screaming]
[chaotic screaming]
Awesome.
[spooky music]
Back off, pranksters.
Whoo!
[laughs] What a rush!
Don't you ever drive like that.
Who the heck are you?
We're your worst nightmare.
What?
The toothbrush people.
Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt.
-That's my family! -What?
[all] Lincoln!
I'm over there a lot too!
Bro, we have one rule.
[all murmuring]
That's a good rule.
So you attacked your own home?
Yeah, but I wish I hadn't.
-[murmuring] -I let my family down.
All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group.
But you know what?
Nothing's more important than my family.
-Truth, Lincoln. -We love you, Linc.
So, you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce
and thrown into a coffin because of you?!
You're gonna pay for that.
-And so is your family. -[Louds gasp]
Xander Nation, assemble!
[all shouting aggressively]
Release the beast.
-[creaking] -[frightened groans]
[snarling]
[all screaming]
[dramatic music]
[roars]
-Is that your dad? -I think so.
Get 'em, girls! [snarls]
This is awesome.
-[continues snarling] -What is that thing?
[howling]
This rocks.
Maybe your dad should grow a beard.
Ew.
[snarling and cackling]
-[gasps] -I'm not afraid of you, witch!
-Luan, give her a hand. -[groans]
-[giggles] High-five! -Ahh!
-Oh. -Okay, go.
My sisters are killing it!
[chaotic shouting]
-Booyah! -[screams]
-Booyah. -[screams]
-Come on. -[thuds]
What do you say we call it a tie?
Aww.
You get a toothbrush!
And you get a toothbrush!
Go, Louds!
[howls]
I think I can reach the railing.
[dramatic, spooky music]
[shouting and screaming]
[howling]
Let me out! Come on!
[slow-clapping]
[dramatic music]
Good job, toothbrush people.
Hey, Paul.
What do you say we crush something better than a pumpkin?
I say we crush the monster van.
No!
[all chattering]
Totally gonna crush it.
[machinery whirring]
[all chatter anxiously]
[beeping]
Everyone step back 1.5 meters!
Lana, you got this?
I got this.
[dramatic music]
[beeping]
Are you sure you wanna do this to Esmeralda?
She would want it this way.
I don't really know what's going on right now,
but I know it's gonna be good.
Oh, no.
-[Esmerelda thuds] -[shouts]
[spooky music]
[cheering and chatter]
Good job, Lis!
This is the worst Halloween
-ever! -[gags]
[Xander shouts]
Look, you're going viral!
No, no, no, no, no!
Happy Halloween, Xander.
[groans in disgust]
Let's get outta here!
[all cheering]
Oh, I hate giant pumpkins!
-[cheering] -Yeah!
-Thanks for saving us, guys. -[Clyde] Yeah.
I promise next year, we won't bail on the Spooktacular.
There won't be a next year.
Literally, no one is gonna come to the toothbrush house.
Maybe we can find a way to get them back, somehow.
[bells tinkling]
Clyde?
I have a plan.
So, maybe we didn't crush Xander's party.
But that didn't stop us from having the biggest,
loudest, epicest one of our own.
[chattering]
* Who wants candy? *
* I want candy *
* Hey! *
-[dad howling] -* Who wants candy? *
* Hey! *
* We want candy *
[all chanting] We want candy!
[xylophone sounds]
* Candy's so sweet There's nothing better *
* We like candy when we share it together *
* Come on down It'll all be fine *
* And we'll have candy all the time *
Full-size candy bars? Thanks, toothbrush people!
[cheering]
Smile.
Sorry about the whole shock thing.
I'm gonna have a talk with your parents.
-Point, point! -[groans]
* Who wants candy? Hey! *
I saved a pumpkin seed from Esmeralda.
I'll grow a new Esmeralda next year.
That bites back!
That is pretty dark.
* We're a family that's tough but sweet *
Uh-huh!
* We hang together We can't be beat *
* Got everything that you desire *
* Now let's light up that Halloween fire *
I can't believe we thought we were too old
-to be trick-or-treating. -Me neither.
I mean, once we hit high school, we'll probably stop.
Come here once.
We're dressing up and getting free candy
until they put us in a coffin.
[both scream]
I could do that for you right now.
Come on!
* Trick-or-treating *
* With all our friends *
Here's one for you.
* We'll all hang out *
* Till the night ends *
* So the moon is up We've got a crowd *
* Ooh! *
* Now let's get haunted And let's get loud! *
Let's get loud.
* Who wants candy? *
I really love candy!
* I want candy Hey *
* Who wants candy? *
[all cheering]
[all chanting] We want candy!
[dad howling]
Sorry. It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks.
-Go ahead, boy. -Really?
[deep inhale, then howls]
[all] We want candy!
* Hey! *
["Spooky Night" plays]
[howling]
* So by a show of hands who believes this jam is haunted? *
* Come on, zombies on the prowl I wanna hear you scream *
* Bats wanna play, freaking out till break of day *
* This is the party of our lives *
* Let the spirits lead the way-ay-ay *
* Yeah-ah *
* It's a spooky night This house is haunted *
* Yeah it's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night *
* It's a spooky night *
* I wanna hear you scream, yeah *
* And somehow the fright feels right *
[vocalizing]
* Goblins, give it up for the witches *
* And the werewolves *
* It's all a manic mystery From the shadows they howl *
* If you're getting scared then you better call your mommy *
* Now let's all jump on a broom We can go for a ride *
* Creeping, they crawl, demon creatures big and small *
* Look out, here they come Gonna panic one and all *
* Whoa, whoa, whoa *
* It's a spooky night *
* This house is haunted Yeah it's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night *
* It's a spooky night This house is haunted *
* Yeah, it's filled with fright *
* Like the ghosts wanted Come on *
* Together it feels so right *
* Oh what a spooky night *
* It's a spooky night *
* I wanna hear you scream Yeah *
* And somehow the fright feels right *
-[Lily] I want candy. -[child cackling]
["I Like the Night" by Thomas Judge playing]
* I like the night *
[sputters then laughs]
* Rattling bones *
* Well I look 1600 but I feel 95 *
* In my skeleton smile and my bright yellow eyes *
* I'm the baddest boogeyman that you've ever seen *
* And I'm so freaking happy 'cause it's Halloween *
* I'm gonna yell I'm gonna scream *
* It's Halloween! *
* I ain't no Wolfman Jack I ain't no Frankenstein *
* In my skeleton smile and my bright yellow eyes *
* I'm the baddest boogeyman that you've ever seen *
* And I'm so freaking happy 'cause it's Halloween *
* I'm gonna yell *
* I'm gonna scream *
* It's Halloween *