1 00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:14,271 Alright. Quiet down, quiet down. 2 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:19,552 Alright, so for the new guys, water polo-- 3 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,485 What is it? 4 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:25,178 Anybody? 5 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:26,525 A sport? 6 00:03:26,628 --> 00:03:27,802 A sport? 7 00:03:27,905 --> 00:03:29,631 Can you be more specific? 8 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:33,773 - Full contact. Whoo-whoo! - Okay! 9 00:03:33,877 --> 00:03:35,706 Anyone else? 10 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:38,053 What else? 11 00:03:38,157 --> 00:03:41,816 I mean, it's in the water. 12 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:44,474 D'oh! 13 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,995 Come on, guys. Anyone else? 14 00:03:49,099 --> 00:03:50,997 What about you, in the middle? 15 00:03:51,101 --> 00:03:52,447 What? Me? 16 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,242 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. 17 00:03:54,346 --> 00:03:56,555 Yeah. No. Um... 18 00:03:56,658 --> 00:03:59,834 It's just about working together, 19 00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:02,215 uh, like, 20 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:05,115 as one big family or whatever. 21 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:07,013 D'oh! 22 00:04:09,878 --> 00:04:11,708 What else? 23 00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:14,124 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. Um... 24 00:04:14,227 --> 00:04:16,747 - Communication. - Don't hog the ball. 25 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:19,854 O...kay. 26 00:04:19,957 --> 00:04:22,132 We have communication. 27 00:04:22,235 --> 00:04:23,927 We have... - Ball handling. 28 00:04:32,798 --> 00:04:35,766 Very good, very good, very good. 29 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:40,564 Oh, so very smart. Very good, very good. 30 00:04:40,668 --> 00:04:43,360 Ha-ha-ha. Very good. 31 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:45,845 ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 32 00:04:45,949 --> 00:04:48,400 ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 33 00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,229 ♪ Popping till you percolate 34 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,783 ♪ First booty-on-booty, no time to wait ♪ 35 00:04:52,887 --> 00:04:54,854 ♪ Make it work, with your wet T-shirt ♪ 36 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,581 ♪ Bitch, you gotta shake it till your calf muscles hurt ♪ 37 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:00,377 ♪ Sadie heels on your feet, the strap around your ankles ♪ 38 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:01,585 ♪ Jegga, jegga, jegga 39 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:02,690 ♪ Call that bitch Bojangles 40 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,830 ♪ Juicy like fruit... 41 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:35,447 Uh, you know, 42 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,691 you're only supposed to be in here for 15 minutes. 43 00:05:42,661 --> 00:05:46,803 Um, only 15 minutes. 44 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:58,435 First day of camp. Still breathing. 45 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:01,611 Pretty good, huh? Yeah. - No. Yeah, yeah. 46 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:03,198 Good. 47 00:06:03,302 --> 00:06:06,650 So I spoke to your mom earlier. 48 00:06:06,754 --> 00:06:09,584 No cause for concern. She's a nice lady. 49 00:06:09,688 --> 00:06:11,068 Just having a chat. 50 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:13,761 She said you guys had just moved from Boston. 51 00:06:13,864 --> 00:06:17,074 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big move. 52 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:20,353 Should be exciting. Scary? 53 00:06:20,457 --> 00:06:25,151 You know, I remember, uh, moved to San Diego when I was 10, 54 00:06:25,255 --> 00:06:28,776 and that was like stepping onto another planet, you know? 55 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,779 Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm your coach, 56 00:06:31,882 --> 00:06:35,058 but I'm also here if you wanted to, you know, talk. 57 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:38,544 I know this whole thing could be a little daunting, you know? 58 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,063 Okay? - Thank you. 59 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,616 Go. 60 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,618 Alright, now we got to fill in this stupid form. 61 00:06:43,722 --> 00:06:46,863 Uh, "My goals by the end of the summer 62 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:50,004 are to blank, blank, and blank." 63 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:58,150 Holy shit. 64 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:00,048 Obviously fucking Everest. 65 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:02,982 - ...parachute. - If you try to fly off that, 66 00:07:03,086 --> 00:07:04,708 you're fucking dead. 67 00:07:11,957 --> 00:07:13,683 Yeah, medicine tastes good. 68 00:07:13,786 --> 00:07:16,582 Any cherry and grape kind of both taste like medicine. 69 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,171 ...Jumping off fucking Everest, dude. 70 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:20,897 That's what I'm fucking saying. 71 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,588 This is the dumbest fucking argument 72 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,521 I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. 73 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,799 ...Yeah. Why did you even make that? 74 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:36,084 Excuse me. Sorry. 75 00:07:36,188 --> 00:07:37,465 Sorry. 76 00:07:37,569 --> 00:07:39,053 Are you on something? 77 00:07:39,156 --> 00:07:43,160 You know any other flavor is better than grape. 78 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,818 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 79 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:47,440 Hold on. 80 00:07:47,544 --> 00:07:48,890 Everybody likes grape. 81 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:51,168 You tell me one person who doesn't like it. 82 00:07:51,272 --> 00:07:52,653 I've got one. 83 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:55,587 Would you rather your food always be hot 84 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,381 and you never get used to it, 85 00:07:57,485 --> 00:08:00,764 it's always hot, or have no knees? 86 00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:02,870 - Food has no knees. - No knees? 87 00:08:02,973 --> 00:08:04,699 Your knees, they're gone. You don't have knees. 88 00:08:04,803 --> 00:08:06,770 - No knees? - Uh, wait. 89 00:08:06,874 --> 00:08:09,877 - I'd have no knees. - So hot like spicy? 90 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,810 - Food already has no knees. - No, no. Listen. 91 00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:13,397 - I didn't even-- - Okay, so would you rather-- 92 00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:15,468 Would you would you guys rather A, 93 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,194 every time you have an orgasm, 94 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:19,231 the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 95 00:08:19,334 --> 00:08:23,200 or B, every time the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 96 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:25,824 you guys have an orgasm. 97 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,446 - B. - Yo, fuck Smash Mouth. 98 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,241 How does it play in the A situation? 99 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:32,140 On like a small but, like, decently powerful boom box 100 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:34,729 that just magically appears when you orgasm. 101 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,420 - Still B. - A. 102 00:08:36,524 --> 00:08:38,215 - Fuck Smash Mouth. - A. 103 00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:40,632 So wait, does the entire song play or can you make it stop? 104 00:08:40,735 --> 00:08:42,495 The entire song. 105 00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:45,257 - Still B. - Still A. 106 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,880 What'd you just say? 107 00:08:47,984 --> 00:08:50,883 - What? - You said can you make it "sop"? 108 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:58,304 No. 109 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:00,065 What'd you just say, then? 110 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,861 - Nothing. - He said can you make it stop. 111 00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,207 - No, he didn't. - Yes, he did. 112 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,518 He didn't. 113 00:09:05,622 --> 00:09:07,072 What? 114 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,971 Say stop. 115 00:09:10,075 --> 00:09:13,216 What? No. Why? 116 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,804 You can't say it. 117 00:09:14,907 --> 00:09:16,115 Yo, who can't say stop? 118 00:09:16,219 --> 00:09:17,772 Yes, I-I can. 119 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:20,223 Okay, then say it. 120 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,368 Um, wait, wait, so, guys, would you rather-- 121 00:09:27,471 --> 00:09:29,819 - Say it. - Um... 122 00:09:29,922 --> 00:09:31,441 - Say it. - Okay, would you rather-- 123 00:09:31,544 --> 00:09:34,375 Bro, he can't say it 124 00:09:34,478 --> 00:09:37,516 See how he doesn't want to say it? 125 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,622 Then say it. 126 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:42,452 Say it! Say it! - Okay, okay, okay, 127 00:09:42,555 --> 00:09:44,109 Sop, sop, sop, sop. 128 00:09:44,212 --> 00:09:45,524 - "Sop"?! - "Sop"! 129 00:09:48,251 --> 00:09:49,597 "Stop." 130 00:09:54,602 --> 00:09:55,983 Stop. Stop! Stop! 131 00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:57,674 Do you guys think these carrots taste weird? 132 00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,401 Oh, shit! 133 00:10:00,504 --> 00:10:03,128 The Plague! The Plague! 134 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:05,130 Whoa! 135 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,580 Frankly, they have kind of a gasoline-like aftertaste. 136 00:10:07,684 --> 00:10:09,410 But not in a bad way, per se. 137 00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:15,105 Certainly pungent. - Go, go, go. 138 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,797 Um... 139 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:22,319 They taste normal to me. 140 00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:27,739 - No parachute on the helicopter. - Yo, soppy. 141 00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:29,154 Can you say pasta? 142 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:30,258 - Pasta. - Pasta. 143 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:33,123 ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 144 00:10:33,227 --> 00:10:36,886 ♪ Run away and save your life ♪ 145 00:10:36,989 --> 00:10:39,026 ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 146 00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:41,476 - I told you. - Huh? Yeah, that's-- 147 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,755 Exactly. Can only choose one. 148 00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:47,551 Would you rather suck a dick but you can have sex, 149 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,554 but-- or-- or you don't do that, 150 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,971 but you can never have sex again. 151 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:56,457 - No, never have sex again? - What's up? 152 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,252 Damn. What's good? 153 00:10:58,355 --> 00:11:01,117 Uh, I just-- I heard you're a vet. 154 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:05,431 - What is a vet? - Uh, like-- 155 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:07,848 Like you were here last session. 156 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,435 Oh, yeah, I was. 157 00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:11,990 I was supposed to just stay for first session, 158 00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:14,061 but my dad fucked up and paid for both, 159 00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:16,719 and he couldn't get a refund, so I had to stay. 160 00:11:16,822 --> 00:11:18,168 He was so pissed when he realized. 161 00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,791 You should have seen his face. Holy shit. 162 00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:22,517 Uh, who are the others? 163 00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:25,762 - Vets? Me, Logan... - What's up? 164 00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:28,282 ...Matt. You can go. 165 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:32,389 - What? - Ticky and Eli. 166 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,529 Eli's a vet? 167 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,531 Sadly. 168 00:11:36,635 --> 00:11:39,224 I don't know, I just... 169 00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:44,263 thought you're supposed to, like, improve or something. 170 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,920 Only if you try. 171 00:11:46,024 --> 00:11:48,371 - Yo, Julian. - What? 172 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:58,657 Uh, so what's with the whole, like, musical chairs-y thing? 173 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,176 What? 174 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:04,836 - Uh, like at lunch with... - Oh, the Plague? 175 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:06,769 Eli's got the Plague. 176 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:13,223 It's not funny, bro. You ever heard of leprosy? 177 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,642 Eli's a leper? 178 00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:21,128 Lepers aren't real, but similar. 179 00:12:21,231 --> 00:12:22,715 There's no official prognosis, 180 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:26,892 so we call it the Plague. 181 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,963 Like, those aren't regular pimples. 182 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:33,519 Those are Plague pimples. That's a Plague face. 183 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:34,831 Like, I'm telling you, bro, 184 00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,660 he didn't have pimples a few weeks ago. 185 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:40,354 That's some Plague shit right there. 186 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:42,218 A few days later, 187 00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:44,392 he gets a freaky ass rash all over his body. 188 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,568 Like, why do you think he wears that shirt all the time? 189 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:49,708 You think that's a fashion statement? 190 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,365 Nah, bro, 191 00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:54,437 that's some Plague shit. 192 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,371 Next thing, it infects the nervous system, 193 00:12:57,474 --> 00:13:00,305 breaks down motor skills. 194 00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:04,343 You bump into some things, trip over yourself. 195 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,242 You start dropping shit. 196 00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:09,348 Normal things like eye contact 197 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:14,906 or the ability to hold a regular conversation 198 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:17,046 just goes out the window. 199 00:13:19,289 --> 00:13:21,326 Turns your brain to baby food. 200 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,156 No brain, no nothing. 201 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:27,780 So, I mean, shouldn't he-- 202 00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:30,576 shouldn't he, like, see a doctor? 203 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,373 I mean, he has. It's like herpes. 204 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:35,650 No cure for him. 205 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:45,384 So it's-- it's like contagious? 206 00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:48,077 Incredibly, but only through touch. 207 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:52,633 So if you're exposed... 208 00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:56,326 Oh, man, you just gotta wash yourself like stat. 209 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,975 What? Too cold for you, Soppy? 210 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:05,637 - Uh, no. It's good. - "No, it's, um, good." 211 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,674 Soppy, you get no bitches. 212 00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:12,920 Soppy, where are you from? 213 00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:15,129 - Um, "Boson." - Huh? 214 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,304 - "Boson." - "Boson"? 215 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,962 Like, what did he just say? 216 00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,239 "Boson"? Boston. 217 00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:23,586 - You "boson" around? - "Boson." 218 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,484 He can't pronounce the T. 219 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,535 Yo, yo, that's where Eli was sitting. 220 00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:43,364 Like, he's infected. 221 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,645 He's contagious! 222 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,961 Jake's got the Plague! 223 00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:57,792 Jake's got the Plague! Jake's got the Plague! 224 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,794 Jake's got the Plague! 225 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:03,833 Jake, Jake, Jake, Plague! 226 00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:05,938 Jake has the Plague! 227 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,664 Am I good? 228 00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:12,531 Chelsea Simone. 229 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:14,947 Kate Fulton. 230 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:16,190 Shelly Wong. 231 00:16:16,294 --> 00:16:18,330 Smelly Shelly? 232 00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:20,677 Bro, I swear you're all about the Asians. 233 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,990 Dude, shut up! 234 00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,751 See, I'm all about the half-Asians. 235 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:27,063 Which half? 236 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,721 - I don't know, the left half? - What? 237 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,274 Where that Lubriderm at? 238 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,380 I gave it to Ticky. 239 00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,141 Why are you such a lube hog? 240 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:40,283 Soppy, what are you thinking about right now? 241 00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:42,941 Come on, spit it out. 242 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,529 Um, 243 00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:48,602 I'm just thinking about this girl I saw earlier. 244 00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,190 - Okay. - What girl? 245 00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:53,020 - Puss-ay. - She live in Canada? 246 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:54,953 Bukkake. 247 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,714 Yo, someone get this man some lube. 248 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,031 Yo, tell me about her. 249 00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:06,206 We all want to hear it. 250 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,592 Soppy. 251 00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,666 Um, 252 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,186 I'm picturing her 253 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,568 standing in the shower, 254 00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:25,087 washing herself. 255 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,985 Okay. 256 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,301 Suddenly she... 257 00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:36,374 Starts, like, rubbing herself 258 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,617 and... 259 00:17:38,721 --> 00:17:43,691 she tells me how, like... 260 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,693 wet she is. 261 00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:49,456 Ooh, damn, Soppy. That's some hardcore shit. 262 00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:53,908 I'm close. 263 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,807 Don't stop. 264 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,500 And, um... 265 00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,675 I just came. 266 00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:06,404 I'm not gonna lie, so did I. 267 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,201 Uh, sorry. 268 00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:12,341 I did too. So. 269 00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:13,342 Same. 270 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:57,239 I don't think I'll ever get married. 271 00:19:57,342 --> 00:19:58,654 - What? - Maybe when I'm like 50. 272 00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:01,173 Millions of pirates swarming the sea. 273 00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:03,003 Your dad's like 60 right now? 274 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:04,625 What are you talking about? 275 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:07,387 What if pirates don't drink champagne, though? 276 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:13,220 What if they just say "Oh, oh, oh, oh"? 277 00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:14,532 What are you doing? 278 00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:16,085 What do you mean, what am I doing? 279 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:17,535 That's the pirate call, stupid. 280 00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,088 That's not a pirate call. 281 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:20,779 It is a pirate call. So tell me-- 282 00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:22,574 Tell me what that is then. - That's like a Viking call, bro. 283 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,438 - What is a Viking? - Well, it's like a-- 284 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,475 - It's like a-- - Like a old village-- 285 00:20:26,578 --> 00:20:29,271 - Yeah. - A pirate's "Arr, matey." 286 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:11,071 Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude. 287 00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:12,659 Fuck! Are you okay? 288 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,803 Had a boo boo. Now it's better. 289 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,807 Oh, my God, dude. 290 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,119 How did you-- 291 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:27,536 How did you do that? 292 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,401 Thou shalt never know, mortal. 293 00:22:06,713 --> 00:22:09,301 Wait. Go, go, go, go. 294 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,252 The only thing you do good is to use it. 295 00:23:40,945 --> 00:23:43,603 Light that up. 296 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,884 It's squirting, it's squirting. 297 00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:22,365 Whoo! Yeah! 298 00:24:28,924 --> 00:24:31,409 The only thing you do good is to use it. 299 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,721 What the fuck? 300 00:24:32,824 --> 00:24:34,619 Yo, where's the music at, Matt? 301 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,277 Why are you so terrible at everything? 302 00:24:41,143 --> 00:24:42,903 Come on. 303 00:24:49,461 --> 00:24:55,295 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 304 00:24:55,398 --> 00:25:00,058 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 305 00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:01,439 Gracias. Here we go. 306 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:05,788 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 307 00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:12,036 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 308 00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:17,938 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 309 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,494 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 310 00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:48,693 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 311 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,661 ♪ Ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk 312 00:25:50,764 --> 00:25:55,182 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 313 00:25:56,045 --> 00:26:00,774 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 314 00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:06,677 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 315 00:26:07,781 --> 00:26:09,749 ♪ Take me away ♪ 316 00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:11,751 ♪ Take me away ♪ - That's not your girlfriend, bro. 317 00:26:11,854 --> 00:26:17,480 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 318 00:26:36,223 --> 00:26:37,639 Holy shit! 319 00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:39,848 What the fuck? 320 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,022 Dude, wash that shit. 321 00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:44,024 You gotta wash. 322 00:26:53,171 --> 00:26:55,587 - Scrub that fucking arm. - Scrub it. 323 00:27:01,145 --> 00:27:04,424 And he's scrubbing some more, and he's scrubbing some more. 324 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,742 Yo, Soppy, you crazy. 325 00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,849 That was crazy. That was great. 326 00:27:30,657 --> 00:27:33,177 I'm telling you, it's all about the below-water game. 327 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,663 That separates the pros from the amateurs. 328 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,426 I heard in the Olympics 329 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:43,566 that they, like, shave their pubes 330 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,258 so people can't pull them off underwater. 331 00:27:45,361 --> 00:27:46,708 Yep. 332 00:27:46,811 --> 00:27:48,986 - That's savage. - Yeah. 333 00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:51,505 My brother says you have to have long fingernails. 334 00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:53,197 You can scratch guys. 335 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:57,649 So the secret is keep them smooth, but kind of long. 336 00:27:57,753 --> 00:27:59,237 After they've been approved, 337 00:27:59,341 --> 00:28:02,309 just bite them into little points. 338 00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:05,140 Is your brother like a pro? 339 00:28:05,243 --> 00:28:07,970 I mean, he's only 18, but Princeton and Brown 340 00:28:08,074 --> 00:28:10,732 are basically in a death match over him, so. 341 00:28:54,741 --> 00:28:56,260 Damn. 342 00:28:56,363 --> 00:28:58,124 Soppy got game. 343 00:28:58,227 --> 00:28:59,884 Right, Sop? 344 00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:12,724 This guy Charlie, last session, 345 00:29:12,828 --> 00:29:15,175 he's the one who gave it to Eli. 346 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,487 Got to the point where he couldn't even 347 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,454 hold a coherent conversation. 348 00:29:18,558 --> 00:29:21,733 He had to go home early. 349 00:29:21,837 --> 00:29:24,564 Is he okay now? 350 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:28,706 Last I heard, he was in some mental institution. 351 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,742 He spends his days playing Jenga. 352 00:32:00,237 --> 00:32:02,894 Don't forget to mark your calendars. 353 00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:08,383 The highly anticipated summer soiree dance for all camps 354 00:32:08,486 --> 00:32:11,351 is coming up in the main gymnasium. 355 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:14,492 This year's theme is Under the Sea. 356 00:32:14,596 --> 00:32:17,875 We'll have a live deejay, games... 357 00:32:32,131 --> 00:32:34,581 Cheetos. 358 00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:37,584 No, Doritos. 359 00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:41,036 No, Cheetos. 360 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:44,212 - I wouldn't be an evil Sith. - But Sith are evil. 361 00:32:44,315 --> 00:32:45,937 No, they just have less-- 362 00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:48,147 No, no, no, no, no, they're evil. 363 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,183 - No. I could-- - They're just straight-up evil. 364 00:32:50,287 --> 00:32:53,048 I could turn the majority of Siths into good people. 365 00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,601 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I would. 366 00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,396 - They'd probably just kill you. - No, I would-- 367 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,191 - Or Darth Vader would kill you. - I would infiltrate them, 368 00:32:58,295 --> 00:33:00,504 and I would make sure that they all became good. 369 00:33:00,607 --> 00:33:02,057 One, two, three... 370 00:33:02,161 --> 00:33:05,543 ♪ And though I'll make mistakes ♪ 371 00:33:05,647 --> 00:33:10,928 ♪ I'll never break your heart ♪ 372 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,103 ♪ And I swear ♪ 373 00:33:13,206 --> 00:33:18,970 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the sky ♪ 374 00:33:19,074 --> 00:33:22,664 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 375 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:24,424 ♪ I swear ♪ 376 00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:30,706 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 377 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:34,193 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 378 00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:37,092 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 379 00:33:37,196 --> 00:33:40,164 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 380 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,238 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 381 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:50,968 ♪ And I swear ♪ 382 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54,351 ♪ Ooh ♪ 383 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,895 It's Eli. 384 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:24,484 He's hard, bro. 385 00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:28,247 Holy shit, yo! Holy shit! He's hard. 386 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,491 He's got a boner. - He's fucking hard. 387 00:34:40,224 --> 00:34:42,571 Yeah! Yeah! 388 00:34:42,675 --> 00:34:44,297 Fucking boner. 389 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,141 - Yo, Eli's hard. - Hey. 390 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,937 In the pool, now. 391 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,043 Come on. - Yo! 392 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:13,084 Eli's hard, Eli's hard, Eli's hard. 393 00:35:13,188 --> 00:35:15,397 How old are you guys? 394 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:20,230 It's a question. 395 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,093 How old? - 13. 396 00:35:22,197 --> 00:35:23,923 - 12. - 13. 397 00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,753 - 12. - 12. 398 00:35:26,857 --> 00:35:31,068 13 and 12. 399 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,035 Old enough. 400 00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:35,383 Well, old enough. 401 00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:39,870 Your actions are not neutral. 402 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:44,426 I mean, did any of you, even once stop and think, 403 00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:47,222 "How would I feel if that were me?" 404 00:35:47,326 --> 00:35:49,845 And you were called out in front of the girls 405 00:35:49,949 --> 00:35:52,434 and pointed at and laughed at for something 406 00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:55,817 that I swear to God, you got no control over. 407 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,545 Logan. 408 00:35:59,648 --> 00:36:01,926 - I guess I'd feel bad. - D'oh! 409 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,584 You guess you would feel bad. 410 00:36:04,688 --> 00:36:06,966 Says the guy that lit the match. 411 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:09,037 I was just joking. 412 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,557 So you think it's funny? 413 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:12,696 No. 414 00:36:15,492 --> 00:36:17,321 Jake, what about you? 415 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,220 Do you think it was funny? - I mean... 416 00:36:19,323 --> 00:36:21,601 - Was it? - Kind of, yeah. 417 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:24,639 "Kind of, yeah." 418 00:36:24,742 --> 00:36:27,366 Why? Explain to us. Why do you think it was funny? 419 00:36:27,469 --> 00:36:29,885 Well, for one, his dick was hard. 420 00:36:33,268 --> 00:36:35,236 Let me ask you this. 421 00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:39,067 Have you ever been shamed in front of a group? 422 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:41,207 Like, deeply, deeply shamed? - Mnh-mnh. 423 00:36:41,311 --> 00:36:43,968 That's exactly what you're doing right now. 424 00:36:47,282 --> 00:36:49,215 Listen to me. 425 00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:52,149 So you're what, 13? 426 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,633 - 12. Yeah. - 12. 427 00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:56,636 And you're laughing at the stupidest, 428 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:59,846 most juvenile 5-year-old "Beavis and Butthead" kind of-- 429 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,779 5-year-olds watch "Beavis and Butthead"? 430 00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:05,093 Hey! You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 431 00:37:05,196 --> 00:37:07,302 Or all of you, because of Jake, 432 00:37:07,406 --> 00:37:11,237 are going to be doing burpees in the sun all day. 433 00:37:11,341 --> 00:37:13,791 I'm not even joking. One... 434 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,213 Okay. 435 00:37:22,317 --> 00:37:24,975 Penis. 436 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,806 Pick it up or we do it all day. 437 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,774 Pick it up. 438 00:37:31,878 --> 00:37:33,846 Three laps. Two to go. 439 00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:39,403 What is he doing, bro? 440 00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:44,891 Some kind of, like, I don't know, fantasy maybe? 441 00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:48,757 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 442 00:37:48,861 --> 00:37:50,690 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 443 00:37:50,794 --> 00:37:52,554 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 444 00:37:52,658 --> 00:37:54,970 ♪ Da-da-da-donkey, da-da-da-donkey ♪ 445 00:37:55,074 --> 00:37:56,627 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-donkey 446 00:37:56,731 --> 00:37:58,595 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 447 00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:00,562 Can you, like, "sop" doing that? 448 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,807 "Can you, like, 'sop' doing that?" 449 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,878 Suck my dick, Soppy. 450 00:38:05,981 --> 00:38:08,674 - Suck your own dick. - That's not even possible. 451 00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:10,054 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 452 00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:11,435 Yes, it is. 453 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,126 Mike Griswold does it all the time. 454 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,680 - No, he doesn't. - Yes, he does. 455 00:38:14,783 --> 00:38:16,371 - How? - What do you mean, how? 456 00:38:16,475 --> 00:38:19,995 The man is double jointed. End of story. 457 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,862 Are you a vegetarian? 458 00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:28,279 - Yeah. - Why? 459 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:31,766 Well, I guess I just feel bad for the animals. 460 00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:35,735 Would you care if it's like a three-tongued, like, cow 461 00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,048 that's, like, all gross and shit? 462 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:40,878 Yeah. Would you, Soppy? 463 00:38:40,982 --> 00:38:42,501 I'd still feel bad. 464 00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:45,607 You know, you can't just go around killing innocent cows 465 00:38:45,711 --> 00:38:48,334 just because they're different. 466 00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:51,682 How could you not want to bite this? 467 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:55,893 You just don't feel bad? Like, at all? 468 00:38:55,997 --> 00:38:58,758 It's not its fault it has three tongues. 469 00:38:58,862 --> 00:39:01,140 Chill, Soppy. Why are you spazzing? 470 00:39:01,243 --> 00:39:03,384 - I'm not. - "I'm not. 471 00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:06,835 It's not its fault it has three tongues." 472 00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:09,976 "You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 473 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,427 Two." 474 00:39:12,531 --> 00:39:14,015 Can you be more specific? 475 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:18,157 Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 476 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:21,747 Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 477 00:39:27,649 --> 00:39:30,134 Where you going? 478 00:39:30,238 --> 00:39:31,550 Bathroom. 479 00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:35,450 Mad cow disease. 480 00:40:05,307 --> 00:40:07,206 Yo, Eli. What's up? 481 00:40:27,778 --> 00:40:31,713 Um, how long do you think we've been in here for? 482 00:40:31,817 --> 00:40:33,439 Gelatin. 483 00:40:33,543 --> 00:40:34,785 What? 484 00:40:34,889 --> 00:40:36,442 You mix it in with foundation makeup 485 00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,064 and pour it in a silicone mold. 486 00:40:38,168 --> 00:40:41,171 Then you paint more detail and do the blood last. 487 00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:44,208 What are you talking about? 488 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:46,866 For the-- For the trick. 489 00:40:48,937 --> 00:40:50,180 - Oh! - Yeah. 490 00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:51,595 Frankly, for the blood, 491 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,183 it's important you don't buy the store stuff. 492 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:55,841 Either make it with corn syrup and food coloring 493 00:40:55,944 --> 00:40:59,016 or save yourself some next time you cut yourself. 494 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,570 You do that? 495 00:41:00,673 --> 00:41:02,261 Yeah, you just put the corn syrup into a bowl 496 00:41:02,364 --> 00:41:03,676 and add the food coloring. 497 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,506 Sometimes I like to add a bit of water 498 00:41:05,609 --> 00:41:08,578 just so it's not too viscous. - Uh, no. 499 00:41:08,681 --> 00:41:11,028 You-- You cut yourself? 500 00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:12,305 Tiny pricks. 501 00:41:12,409 --> 00:41:13,514 It's soothing. 502 00:41:13,617 --> 00:41:15,723 Like a sound bath. Look. 503 00:41:20,831 --> 00:41:21,970 You shouldn't do that. 504 00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:23,454 Why? 505 00:41:23,558 --> 00:41:24,973 Because it's bad. 506 00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:38,608 Sometimes I dig my nails into my thumb till it bleeds. 507 00:41:41,645 --> 00:41:43,578 You're not from here, right? 508 00:41:50,067 --> 00:41:52,794 Um... 509 00:41:52,898 --> 00:41:57,454 My mom met some guy at a media summit. 510 00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,250 Phil. Um... 511 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:03,184 And they had an affair, 512 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:07,360 and she left my dad. 513 00:42:07,464 --> 00:42:09,293 I used to live in Boston. 514 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:15,058 So basically, we just, like, uprooted. 515 00:42:15,161 --> 00:42:20,097 Um, so it's been... 516 00:42:20,201 --> 00:42:21,996 It's been kind of weird. 517 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:36,355 Do you like your mom? 518 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,115 She's my mom. 519 00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:40,739 You ever think about the fact that at some point in her life, 520 00:42:40,842 --> 00:42:42,672 she had to give head for the first time? 521 00:42:42,775 --> 00:42:45,260 Ew, no. Who are you? 522 00:42:45,364 --> 00:42:47,228 We wants it. We needs it. 523 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:48,574 We must have the precious. 524 00:42:48,678 --> 00:42:50,507 They stole it from us. 525 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,474 Holy shit. 526 00:42:52,578 --> 00:42:55,443 Wicked tricksy hobbitses. 527 00:42:55,546 --> 00:42:58,722 Stupid fat hobbitses. 528 00:43:06,212 --> 00:43:09,319 Would you rather fuck a dog and no one ever knows about it 529 00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:14,255 or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you fucked a dog? 530 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:17,292 Fuck a dog. I think. 531 00:43:17,396 --> 00:43:18,846 That's evil. 532 00:43:35,345 --> 00:43:39,211 Hey, uh, you've talked to a doctor, right? 533 00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,971 They gave me this cream, 534 00:43:41,075 --> 00:43:43,318 but I think it might be making it worse. 535 00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:04,063 Um, do you need a hand or...? 536 00:44:08,378 --> 00:44:10,725 I don't want to infect you. 537 00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:15,109 What do you mean? 538 00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:16,938 With the Plague. 539 00:44:18,388 --> 00:44:22,288 You don't actually believe in that, do you? 540 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:30,831 Oh! 541 00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:47,882 Uh, are you guys, like, joking? 542 00:46:47,986 --> 00:46:50,126 Very funny. 543 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,414 Okay, you can-- you can stop now. 544 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:18,593 Jake told everyone you have the Plague. 545 00:48:21,424 --> 00:48:24,806 It's, like, not even a thing. 546 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:27,568 He said you gave Eli a backrub. 547 00:48:28,845 --> 00:48:32,676 Yeah, that's totally untrue. So. 548 00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:38,027 Said you used scented oils or something like lavender. 549 00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:45,448 You know the Plague is fake, right? 550 00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:48,485 Yeah. It's dumb. 551 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,252 You forgot your goggles. 552 00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:04,708 Thanks. 553 00:49:20,897 --> 00:49:22,623 I don't have the Plague. 554 00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:23,969 What? 555 00:49:24,073 --> 00:49:26,178 You told everyone I have the Plague. 556 00:49:26,282 --> 00:49:29,181 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. I know you did. 557 00:49:29,285 --> 00:49:30,562 I provided the dots. 558 00:49:30,665 --> 00:49:32,736 I can't help if others connect them. 559 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,842 The dots? 560 00:49:34,945 --> 00:49:37,224 - Giving Eli a back rub. - That's not-- 561 00:49:37,327 --> 00:49:39,467 It wasn't a back rub. 562 00:49:39,571 --> 00:49:40,675 Okay. 563 00:49:43,678 --> 00:49:46,716 How would you feel if I told everyone 564 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:48,925 your mom's, like, a stripper? 565 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:52,032 - Confused. - Confused? 566 00:49:52,135 --> 00:49:57,830 I'd feel really fucking confused. 567 00:49:57,934 --> 00:50:00,212 Why? 568 00:50:00,316 --> 00:50:03,974 'Cause my mom's dead. 569 00:50:04,078 --> 00:50:07,116 That's not funny. 570 00:50:07,219 --> 00:50:08,496 I'm not joking. 571 00:50:13,156 --> 00:50:14,709 There's nothing wrong with me. 572 00:50:14,813 --> 00:50:16,366 Okay. 573 00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:19,542 The Plague is fake. 574 00:50:22,752 --> 00:50:24,064 Okay. 575 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:30,725 So can you please tell everyone that I'm good? 576 00:50:30,829 --> 00:50:32,210 I thought you said it's fake. 577 00:50:32,313 --> 00:50:33,970 I mean, it is. 578 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,627 Right? 579 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:37,146 Maybe you don't have it. 580 00:50:37,249 --> 00:50:38,871 Did you wash your hands after? 581 00:50:38,975 --> 00:50:40,908 - After what? - The back rub. 582 00:50:41,011 --> 00:50:42,979 It wasn't a back rub. 583 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,015 He needed help with his rash cream. 584 00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:46,327 Okay. 585 00:50:48,571 --> 00:50:50,883 Why are you doing this to me? 586 00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:52,609 Doing what? 587 00:50:52,713 --> 00:50:55,267 - Telling everyone that I have the Plague. - Bro, come on. 588 00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:58,477 Don't let what other people think decide who you are. 589 00:50:58,581 --> 00:51:01,515 What is that, like a fortune cookie? 590 00:51:01,618 --> 00:51:03,310 Dennis Rodman. 591 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:10,213 Well, I washed my hands twice. 592 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,181 That means I don't have it, right? 593 00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:16,530 She does not smell good. She smells like a foot. 594 00:51:16,633 --> 00:51:18,773 No, she doesn't. 595 00:51:18,877 --> 00:51:21,397 Yeah, maybe because I was up in her eyes. 596 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,847 You were not up in anything. 597 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,880 Brought you some tasty morsels. 598 00:53:06,881 --> 00:53:09,988 Got fries there, a hot dog, Skittles... 599 00:53:10,091 --> 00:53:11,645 gummy bears. 600 00:53:12,749 --> 00:53:14,303 Thanks. 601 00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:19,998 This kid, Nick Sinsigali, 602 00:53:20,101 --> 00:53:23,173 he put laxatives in my thermos before our trip to New York 603 00:53:23,277 --> 00:53:28,006 to see "Les Mis," and the bus didn't have any bathrooms, so... 604 00:53:29,179 --> 00:53:30,664 Yeah. 605 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:32,735 My mom had to come pick me up. 606 00:53:32,838 --> 00:53:35,600 It sucks 'cause I actually really like "Les Mis." 607 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:42,607 - Yeah. - I saw you went and talked to a girl 608 00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:44,609 and you froze up and you said you liked pineapple. 609 00:53:44,712 --> 00:53:47,784 Exactly. At least me and Logan havegirls. 610 00:53:47,888 --> 00:53:50,373 No, you guys don't have shit. Alright. 611 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,237 Well, either-- Yo. - Shut up. 612 00:53:52,341 --> 00:53:53,963 Either you can get-- You can get... 613 00:53:54,066 --> 00:53:55,482 - The only thing. - Well, I have been inside Marguerite. 614 00:53:55,585 --> 00:53:56,931 Well, you guys-- 615 00:54:39,422 --> 00:54:42,080 Phase two-- motor skills. 616 00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:43,184 Gone. 617 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:47,119 Mm! 618 00:54:57,475 --> 00:54:58,993 You see, it was like, facing the wall, 619 00:54:59,097 --> 00:55:00,409 you can't look at the dog. - What do you see? 620 00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:01,789 You could get like a... 621 00:55:01,893 --> 00:55:03,688 Yeah, but you can't see the dog, bro. 622 00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:07,105 - You're like her guide dog. - No. There's a cat... 623 00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:10,729 What do you think Soppy is doing? 624 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,800 That's actually a great question. Where the fuck is Soppy? 625 00:55:12,904 --> 00:55:16,252 Probably giving Eli a belly rub this time, after the back rub. 626 00:55:18,047 --> 00:55:20,118 Maybe he's giving out some back pats. 627 00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:21,706 Back pats? 628 00:57:15,095 --> 00:57:18,408 My name is Soppy, and I just let it out. 629 00:57:20,307 --> 00:57:23,310 Soppy! 630 00:57:27,314 --> 00:57:29,661 Better not be dreaming about one of our bitches. 631 00:57:29,765 --> 00:57:32,181 Yeah! 632 00:57:32,284 --> 00:57:33,562 Aww, Soppy! 633 00:57:33,665 --> 00:57:36,357 - Soppy! - Soppy! 634 00:57:36,461 --> 00:57:37,738 Soppy! 635 00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:04,351 Excuse me. Hello? Um, do you have a phone? 636 00:58:07,492 --> 00:58:09,839 - Hello? - Mom. 637 00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:12,014 Hi. Ben, is that you? 638 00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:17,226 Ben? Honey? Are you there? Can you hear me? 639 00:58:19,297 --> 00:58:21,023 Ben, are you there? 640 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:23,681 Yeah. Um, yeah, I... 641 00:58:25,579 --> 00:58:27,823 I was just wondering, um... 642 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:33,207 ...uh, if you could just pick me up. 643 00:58:33,311 --> 00:58:35,831 Honey, where are you? 644 00:58:35,934 --> 00:58:37,246 Ben, honey, tell me where you are. 645 00:58:37,349 --> 00:58:38,385 Tell me where you are right-- 646 00:58:46,324 --> 00:58:48,706 Ben. 647 00:58:58,163 --> 00:59:01,822 Hey, you know what my favorite day of high school was? 648 00:59:03,686 --> 00:59:05,136 Very last day. 649 00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:09,968 Hated it. Yeah. Had a nickname. 650 00:59:10,072 --> 00:59:12,350 It was Chubz. 651 00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:17,010 I hadn't even been overweight since middle school, 652 00:59:17,113 --> 00:59:20,082 but the name followed me, and, you know, 653 00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:21,670 it was stuck in my head. 654 00:59:21,773 --> 00:59:24,534 And then you know what? 655 00:59:24,638 --> 00:59:26,882 I graduated... 656 00:59:26,985 --> 00:59:30,920 and I left it all behind, and I started fresh. 657 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:36,167 You see? 658 00:59:36,270 --> 00:59:39,688 So... your 20s were good? 659 00:59:40,758 --> 00:59:43,174 Uh... ehh, no. 660 00:59:43,277 --> 00:59:46,349 No, I mean, I had my heart broken, and-- 661 00:59:46,453 --> 00:59:49,318 and then, you know, I-- I gained some more weight, 662 00:59:49,421 --> 00:59:50,802 30 pounds, and then, 663 00:59:50,906 --> 00:59:54,012 well, then I put my back out 664 00:59:54,116 --> 00:59:56,325 just literally reaching for a set of keys, 665 00:59:56,428 --> 00:59:58,568 and the doctor said I was never gonna, you know, 666 00:59:58,672 --> 00:59:59,846 recover and whatever. 667 00:59:59,949 --> 01:00:01,744 But, I mean, even still, 668 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:05,161 yes, it was way better than my teens. 669 01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:07,198 Now, my 30s... 670 01:00:07,301 --> 01:00:08,751 better than my 20s. 671 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:12,721 And now, I mean, look at me now, right? 672 01:00:12,824 --> 01:00:14,688 40 and sporty. 673 01:00:16,586 --> 01:00:18,381 And... 674 01:00:18,485 --> 01:00:22,731 ...your teens were better than... 675 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:25,354 like, your first decade? - Pshh. 676 01:00:25,457 --> 01:00:26,804 Hell no. 677 01:00:26,907 --> 01:00:30,048 I mean, that time is just pure bliss. 678 01:00:30,152 --> 01:00:32,361 I mean, nothing better than that. 679 01:00:35,329 --> 01:00:37,607 This is like the most depressing pep talk ever. 680 01:00:37,711 --> 01:00:40,334 Look, just... 681 01:00:40,438 --> 01:00:41,853 be yourself, 'cause... 682 01:00:44,718 --> 01:00:47,031 ...then what else are you gonna be? 683 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:50,897 You're you. It's cool. 684 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,175 Just be yourself, man. 685 01:00:55,004 --> 01:00:56,696 It'll all work out. 686 01:00:56,799 --> 01:00:59,250 I know it's a cliché. 687 01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:06,464 I don't know if that helps. 688 01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:11,055 Anyway... 689 01:01:11,158 --> 01:01:13,954 My mom didn't yell at you, right? 690 01:01:14,058 --> 01:01:16,854 She was just concerned, that's all. 691 01:01:16,957 --> 01:01:19,304 You really scared her. 692 01:01:19,408 --> 01:01:21,065 It's okay to cry. 693 01:01:21,168 --> 01:01:22,652 Just let it out. 694 01:01:22,756 --> 01:01:25,241 Let it out. It's cool. 695 01:01:32,835 --> 01:01:37,081 She just doesn't know how to, like, be a person. 696 01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,294 Someone giving you a hard time, Ben? 697 01:01:47,436 --> 01:01:50,784 'Cause if they are, you just gotta tell me. 698 01:01:50,888 --> 01:01:53,580 'Cause your silence is helping no one. 699 01:01:53,683 --> 01:01:55,340 Especially not you. 700 01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:00,725 Is it Jake? 701 01:02:00,829 --> 01:02:03,763 What? No. No. No, why? 702 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,008 Okay. 703 01:02:08,112 --> 01:02:09,320 Okay. 704 01:02:14,843 --> 01:02:16,810 Listen, guys like Jake... 705 01:02:16,914 --> 01:02:18,847 they're just scared. 706 01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:21,435 They're terrified of guys like Eli 707 01:02:21,539 --> 01:02:23,127 'cause he's different. 708 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:25,888 You wanna know a secret? 709 01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,510 We're all different. 710 01:02:27,614 --> 01:02:29,305 All of us. 711 01:02:29,409 --> 01:02:31,100 I haven't even thought about the guys 712 01:02:31,204 --> 01:02:33,585 that called me Chubz until, like, right now. 713 01:02:33,689 --> 01:02:35,587 In fact, right now, 714 01:02:35,691 --> 01:02:37,969 they're probably sitting on a couch, 715 01:02:38,073 --> 01:02:41,248 guess what, super chubby. 716 01:02:42,387 --> 01:02:43,837 Alright, so... 717 01:02:53,743 --> 01:02:55,884 You know? 718 01:03:01,717 --> 01:03:03,374 What do you say? 719 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,067 Wanna take me home? 720 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:17,284 The swim session - starts in 10 minutes. 721 01:03:17,388 --> 01:03:21,357 Councilors, please make sure you bring some sunscreen. 722 01:03:23,773 --> 01:03:26,328 - Who's that? - Yeah. You see, man? 723 01:03:26,431 --> 01:03:29,607 No, came first. 724 01:03:29,710 --> 01:03:33,162 - We think the same. - No, the chicken came first, yo. 725 01:03:33,266 --> 01:03:34,888 Why are we even entertaining this? 726 01:03:34,992 --> 01:03:37,028 - I disagree. Exactly. - Why did you just say egg? 727 01:03:46,624 --> 01:03:49,523 Okay? 728 01:03:49,627 --> 01:03:51,629 I don't see why you have a problem with him. 729 01:04:08,818 --> 01:04:11,338 ♪ Boom, lots of love's got me going with this ♪ 730 01:04:11,442 --> 01:04:14,272 ♪ Episode, motherfucker, and I came for this ♪ 731 01:04:14,376 --> 01:04:17,103 ♪ I was cool, I'm the gun 'cause I made the beat ♪ 732 01:04:17,206 --> 01:04:19,519 That's like incest, man. 733 01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:21,348 It wasn't in their bed. 734 01:04:21,452 --> 01:04:23,626 They have this, like, big bathtub 735 01:04:23,730 --> 01:04:26,215 with, like, a waterfall spout. 736 01:04:26,319 --> 01:04:28,528 Just sliding your butt to the side. 737 01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:31,496 Pop your legs up. Ooh. 738 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,120 Yo, my uncle has a hot tub, 739 01:04:34,223 --> 01:04:36,950 and the jets, they're amazing. 740 01:04:37,054 --> 01:04:38,987 You see? He gets it. 741 01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:41,092 Not the same thing, though. 742 01:04:41,196 --> 01:04:43,474 No, it is the same thing. 743 01:04:46,408 --> 01:04:48,893 ...walking into a Taco Bell. 744 01:04:48,997 --> 01:04:51,309 You ever been to Mongolian Grill? 745 01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:53,898 Dude, it's insane. 746 01:04:54,002 --> 01:04:55,451 They got guys throwing meat cleavers. 747 01:04:55,555 --> 01:04:57,177 It's like, chop, chop, chop, chop, toss. 748 01:04:57,281 --> 01:04:59,041 "How are you doing today, ma'am?" Catch. 749 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:01,112 Chop, chop, chop, chop, catch. Toss. 750 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,874 I've always wanted to start a restaurant. 751 01:05:04,978 --> 01:05:09,776 Wait, maybe instead of being seated at a booth, 752 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:11,260 you're brought to your own private sauna 753 01:05:11,364 --> 01:05:13,055 and it's like, "Good morning, folks. 754 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,781 Welcome to Steam N' Sizzle. 755 01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:17,646 Can I take your order?" Open 24/7. 756 01:05:28,657 --> 01:05:29,969 Um... 757 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:34,974 ...do you ever think, like... 758 01:05:35,077 --> 01:05:40,980 maybe the Plague isn't 100% fake? 759 01:05:56,443 --> 01:05:57,651 Never mind. 760 01:05:57,755 --> 01:05:59,412 That was a dumb question. 761 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,280 I think there's something wrong with me. 762 01:06:09,180 --> 01:06:10,285 What do you mean? 763 01:06:14,185 --> 01:06:15,393 I don't know. 764 01:06:15,497 --> 01:06:17,533 I just feel something's wrong. 765 01:06:23,781 --> 01:06:24,989 Yeah, but... 766 01:06:25,093 --> 01:06:27,095 but that-- that's... 767 01:06:27,198 --> 01:06:30,063 just a feeling, right? 768 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:35,310 Like, it-- it's not... actually real. 769 01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,567 Hey, soppy! 770 01:07:27,948 --> 01:07:29,329 Hey. What's up? 771 01:07:34,127 --> 01:07:37,199 Talked to Daddy Wags. 772 01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:38,787 I just want to say if I've been a dick or anything, 773 01:07:38,890 --> 01:07:40,375 you know, I'm sorry. 774 01:07:41,272 --> 01:07:43,654 What? No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 775 01:07:43,757 --> 01:07:45,138 Have an older brother. 776 01:07:45,242 --> 01:07:46,588 I'm just used to being around his friends, 777 01:07:46,691 --> 01:07:48,314 and we just give each other shit all the time. 778 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:50,247 Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about. 779 01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:53,905 Really? 780 01:07:55,631 --> 01:07:58,807 Well, you know, I-- I saw them talking to you, 781 01:07:58,910 --> 01:08:01,741 but... what happened? 782 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,675 You know, I got the big old lecture on bullying and stuff, 783 01:08:04,778 --> 01:08:06,780 but... 784 01:08:06,884 --> 01:08:08,506 Hmm, so dumb. 785 01:08:08,610 --> 01:08:10,474 Like, what is this, kindergarten? 786 01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:21,519 You know, maybe Eli said something. 787 01:08:23,728 --> 01:08:24,867 You think? 788 01:08:27,732 --> 01:08:28,699 Yeah. 789 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:36,983 Maybe. - Could be. 790 01:08:37,086 --> 01:08:38,157 I guess I'll see you later, bro. 791 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,537 Yeah. 792 01:10:16,358 --> 01:10:19,327 Fuck! Aah! Fuck, get 'em off! 793 01:10:19,430 --> 01:10:23,054 No, get off! Stop! Fuck! 794 01:10:23,158 --> 01:10:26,057 Get off! Fuck! 795 01:10:26,161 --> 01:10:31,097 No, stop! Get off! Stop! No! 796 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,616 No! 797 01:10:34,203 --> 01:10:36,309 Get off! 798 01:10:37,345 --> 01:10:40,727 Stop! Fuck! Stop! 799 01:10:40,831 --> 01:10:44,662 Help! Stop! Stop! 800 01:10:44,766 --> 01:10:46,906 Stop! 801 01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:48,459 Fuck! 802 01:10:49,426 --> 01:10:52,360 Stop! Get off! Fuck! 803 01:10:52,463 --> 01:10:55,052 Stop! Aah! Stop! 804 01:10:55,155 --> 01:10:58,918 Get off! Stop! Aah! 805 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:01,300 Fuck! 806 01:11:01,403 --> 01:11:02,956 Fuck off! 807 01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:05,959 Fuck! Oh, my God! Get them off! - The Plague! 808 01:11:06,063 --> 01:11:08,514 The Plague! The Plague! 809 01:11:08,617 --> 01:11:10,757 Go snitch to Daddy Wags, bro. 810 01:11:10,861 --> 01:11:13,001 Go snitch to Daddy Wags. Go snitch to Daddy Wags. 811 01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:15,383 Get off! 812 01:11:17,212 --> 01:11:19,628 Get them off! 813 01:11:24,012 --> 01:11:26,808 - You okay? - We're just messing around, Eli! 814 01:11:26,911 --> 01:11:29,535 Okay? It was a funny joke! That's what friends do. 815 01:11:29,638 --> 01:11:32,089 How is that not obvious to you?! 816 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,544 The Plague! The Plague! Plague! 817 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:05,449 Would you rather not eat for 48 hours 818 01:14:05,553 --> 01:14:08,314 or spend the day with Daddy Wags? 819 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,868 There's only one. I think it's safe. 820 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:15,632 I would go for 80 days. 821 01:14:15,735 --> 01:14:18,255 I'd go for 30 days and 23 hours. 822 01:14:18,358 --> 01:14:20,706 No, no. 80 hours. 823 01:14:20,809 --> 01:14:23,950 - Exactly. - Hey. 824 01:14:24,054 --> 01:14:27,851 Yo. "Two seconds. Wipe that grin off your face. 825 01:14:27,954 --> 01:14:29,577 Canceling practice for everybody 826 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,511 and putting everybody on the street, dude." 827 01:14:32,614 --> 01:14:34,236 What? 828 01:14:42,451 --> 01:14:47,422 Then if you drink water, then it has water in it, so... 829 01:14:47,526 --> 01:14:48,906 What? 830 01:16:08,779 --> 01:16:12,196 Let's go! Go, go, go! 831 01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:14,164 Push! 832 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:17,926 Keep moving! 833 01:16:20,308 --> 01:16:23,207 Heads up! Eyes on the ball! 834 01:16:36,773 --> 01:16:39,568 Push! Push! Push! 835 01:16:39,672 --> 01:16:42,744 Move that ball! 836 01:16:48,405 --> 01:16:49,993 Press. 837 01:16:52,029 --> 01:16:53,513 Press! 838 01:16:53,617 --> 01:16:56,275 Push! Push! 839 01:17:00,003 --> 01:17:02,591 Find an open spot. - Seriously... 840 01:17:02,695 --> 01:17:04,732 The ball... - Move those legs! 841 01:17:04,835 --> 01:17:05,836 Come on! Move 'em, move 'em! 842 01:17:08,321 --> 01:17:10,289 Come on! 843 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,645 Get back! 844 01:17:21,749 --> 01:17:23,889 No, no, no, no! No! No! 845 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,729 Stop! - Pass the ball! 846 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:38,455 Come on. 847 01:17:39,836 --> 01:17:40,975 Keep it up! 848 01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:43,184 Alright, shoot, shoot, shoot! 849 01:17:47,119 --> 01:17:48,672 Nice, Ben. 850 01:17:48,776 --> 01:17:50,122 Hey, he fucking scratched me. 851 01:17:50,225 --> 01:17:51,571 - What? - Call it. 852 01:17:51,675 --> 01:17:55,679 - Call what? - The fucking scratch. 853 01:17:55,783 --> 01:17:57,129 You blow that whistle all the time, 854 01:17:57,232 --> 01:17:59,648 and you won't blow it on him right now? 855 01:17:59,752 --> 01:18:02,513 Oh, my fuck, bro! Call it! 856 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:04,101 Fuck, bro. 857 01:18:04,205 --> 01:18:07,173 You don't know fucking jack shit about water polo, bitch. 858 01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:23,431 Mm! 859 01:18:43,175 --> 01:18:45,591 Get out of here! 860 01:18:45,694 --> 01:18:49,629 Hey! 861 01:18:49,733 --> 01:18:51,217 You alright? 862 01:18:51,321 --> 01:18:52,529 You okay? - Oh! 863 01:18:52,632 --> 01:18:55,394 Hey! Get out of the pool! 864 01:18:55,497 --> 01:18:56,982 Come on. 865 01:18:59,398 --> 01:19:01,089 Come on. Get out. 866 01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:07,371 Huh? What are you thinking? 867 01:21:25,164 --> 01:21:27,442 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 868 01:21:27,546 --> 01:21:28,961 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 869 01:21:29,065 --> 01:21:30,894 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 870 01:21:30,998 --> 01:21:32,585 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 871 01:21:32,689 --> 01:21:34,656 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 872 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,210 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 873 01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:38,143 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 874 01:21:38,246 --> 01:21:39,868 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 875 01:21:39,972 --> 01:21:41,870 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 876 01:21:41,974 --> 01:21:43,631 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 877 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,808 Hey. Whoever gets a handjob first gets 10,000. 878 01:21:57,507 --> 01:22:00,820 ♪ Inside an empty room, my inspiration flows ♪ 879 01:22:00,924 --> 01:22:04,893 That's the Plague at the peak of its shit. 880 01:22:04,997 --> 01:22:07,344 ♪ The magic melody ♪ 881 01:22:07,448 --> 01:22:10,692 ♪ You want to sing with me, just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 882 01:22:10,796 --> 01:22:12,315 ♪ The music is the key ♪ 883 01:22:12,418 --> 01:22:14,455 ♪ And now the night is gone ♪ 884 01:22:14,558 --> 01:22:18,114 ♪ Still it goes on and on so deep inside of me ♪ 885 01:22:18,217 --> 01:22:21,634 ♪ I long to set it free, I don't know what to do ♪ 886 01:22:21,738 --> 01:22:25,052 ♪ Just can't explain to you, I don't know what to say ♪ 887 01:22:25,155 --> 01:22:27,054 ♪ Oh, not another word ♪ 888 01:22:27,157 --> 01:22:29,090 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 889 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,678 ♪ It goes around the world ♪ 890 01:22:30,781 --> 01:22:32,818 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 891 01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,233 ♪ It's all around the world ♪ 892 01:22:34,337 --> 01:22:36,373 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 893 01:22:36,477 --> 01:22:38,030 ♪ And everybody's singing ♪ 894 01:22:38,134 --> 01:22:40,136 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 895 01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:41,620 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 896 01:22:41,723 --> 01:22:43,139 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 897 01:22:43,242 --> 01:22:45,244 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 898 01:22:45,348 --> 01:22:47,143 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 899 01:22:47,246 --> 01:22:48,627 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 900 01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:50,767 - Eli. - Wazzup?! 901 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,286 What are you doing? 902 01:22:52,389 --> 01:22:54,633 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 903 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:57,636 Eli! What are you doing?! 904 01:22:57,739 --> 01:23:01,329 - Ben, I am dancing. - No, Eli, you're not dancing, 905 01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:03,055 because you have no one to dance with. 906 01:23:03,159 --> 01:23:05,851 Yes, I do. I'm dancing with Boopy. 907 01:23:05,954 --> 01:23:08,405 She doesn't care about the Plague. 908 01:23:08,509 --> 01:23:10,373 Right, Boopy? 909 01:23:10,476 --> 01:23:12,858 Hey! Stop! 910 01:23:12,961 --> 01:23:15,067 What are you doing?! 911 01:23:15,171 --> 01:23:16,655 What are you...?! 912 01:23:18,553 --> 01:23:19,934 Why'd you do that? 913 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,315 Why'd you do that?! 914 01:23:23,972 --> 01:23:25,836 Eli. 915 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:29,081 Eli, stop. Listen to me. 916 01:23:29,185 --> 01:23:32,947 Eli! Eli, stop! - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 917 01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:34,466 Wait! 918 01:23:34,569 --> 01:23:36,778 Where are you going? Come here! Stop! 919 01:23:38,918 --> 01:23:40,575 Eli! 920 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:48,204 Do you know what your problem is? 921 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,310 You don't even try. 922 01:23:52,311 --> 01:23:54,589 You think that you can just be yourself 923 01:23:54,693 --> 01:23:57,834 and not give a shit what anyone thinks. 924 01:23:57,937 --> 01:24:01,009 But that only works when "yourself" is the kind of person 925 01:24:01,113 --> 01:24:03,460 other people want to be around. 926 01:24:03,564 --> 01:24:06,774 Eli, no one wants to be around you. 927 01:24:06,877 --> 01:24:08,293 No one! 928 01:24:09,673 --> 01:24:12,849 Look at me! I'm talking to you! 929 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:14,713 Hey! Eye contact. 930 01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:16,508 Ever heard of it? 931 01:24:16,611 --> 01:24:19,890 What the fuck is your fucking problem?! 932 01:24:20,615 --> 01:24:22,134 You know, one day you're gonna have to 933 01:24:22,238 --> 01:24:24,032 grow the fuck up and realize it's time 934 01:24:24,136 --> 01:24:27,070 to start behaving like an actual human being, 935 01:24:27,174 --> 01:24:28,796 or you're just gonna spend the rest 936 01:24:28,899 --> 01:24:32,144 of your miserable fucking life friendless and alone! 937 01:24:32,248 --> 01:24:34,353 Is that what you want?! 938 01:24:34,457 --> 01:24:36,907 Look at me. Is that what you want?! 939 01:25:23,230 --> 01:25:26,094 Eli. It's not funny. 940 01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:10,104 Alright. Get in. 941 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,348 Okay. Uh... 942 01:26:12,451 --> 01:26:13,763 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Go inside, Ben. 943 01:26:13,866 --> 01:26:16,179 Right? But he's gonna be okay, right? 944 01:26:16,283 --> 01:26:18,802 Ben, go inside! He'll be okay. 945 01:26:18,906 --> 01:26:20,390 Fuck! 946 01:29:06,694 --> 01:29:09,594 ♪ Hey, yeah, hey, yeah ♪ 947 01:29:09,697 --> 01:29:12,873 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 948 01:29:24,436 --> 01:29:26,162 Set it up, DJ! 949 01:29:26,265 --> 01:29:31,685 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 950 01:29:31,788 --> 01:29:36,724 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 951 01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:43,559 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 952 01:29:43,662 --> 01:29:49,461 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 953 01:29:49,565 --> 01:29:52,430 ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 954 01:29:52,533 --> 01:29:54,086 ♪ Take me away ♪ 955 01:29:54,190 --> 01:29:55,536 Set it up, DJ! 956 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,436 ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 957 01:29:58,539 --> 01:30:00,438 ♪ Take me away ♪ 958 01:30:00,541 --> 01:30:02,060 ♪ Oh ♪ 959 01:30:12,967 --> 01:30:14,659 ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 960 01:30:14,762 --> 01:30:16,212 ♪ New York massive ♪ 961 01:30:16,315 --> 01:30:17,489 ♪ New York massive ♪ 962 01:30:17,593 --> 01:30:19,215 ♪ New York massive ♪ 963 01:30:19,318 --> 01:30:20,492 ♪ New York massive ♪ 964 01:30:20,596 --> 01:30:22,218 ♪ New York massive ♪ 965 01:30:22,321 --> 01:30:23,564 ♪ New York massive ♪ 966 01:30:23,668 --> 01:30:25,152 ♪ New York massive ♪ 967 01:30:25,255 --> 01:30:26,429 ♪ New York massive ♪ 968 01:30:26,533 --> 01:30:28,120 ♪ New York massive ♪ 969 01:30:28,224 --> 01:30:29,294 ♪ New York massive ♪ 970 01:30:29,397 --> 01:30:31,089 ♪ New York massive ♪ 971 01:30:31,192 --> 01:30:32,435 ♪ New York massive ♪ 972 01:30:32,539 --> 01:30:34,126 ♪ New York massive ♪ 973 01:30:34,230 --> 01:30:35,369 ♪ New York massive ♪ 974 01:30:35,473 --> 01:30:37,026 ♪ New York massive ♪ 975 01:30:37,129 --> 01:30:38,510 Set it up, DJ! 976 01:30:38,614 --> 01:30:43,170 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 977 01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:49,694 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 978 01:30:49,797 --> 01:30:54,802 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 979 01:30:55,976 --> 01:30:59,807 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 980 01:30:59,911 --> 01:31:01,913 ♪ New York massive ♪ 981 01:31:02,016 --> 01:31:07,056 ♪ New York massive ♪ - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 982 01:31:07,919 --> 01:31:12,648 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 983 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:18,412 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 984 01:31:18,516 --> 01:31:24,349 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 985 01:31:24,452 --> 01:31:27,697 ♪ Feeling so real ♪