1 00:00:01,596 --> 00:00:06,704 ♪ 2 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:19,338 ♪ 3 00:00:19,441 --> 00:00:25,827 ♪ 4 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:32,454 ♪ 5 00:00:32,558 --> 00:00:38,943 ♪ 6 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:45,571 ♪ 7 00:00:45,674 --> 00:00:52,025 ♪ 8 00:00:52,129 --> 00:00:58,687 ♪ 9 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:05,315 ♪ 10 00:01:05,418 --> 00:01:11,735 ♪ 11 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:18,431 ♪ 12 00:01:18,535 --> 00:01:24,851 ♪ 13 00:01:24,955 --> 00:01:31,548 ♪ 14 00:01:31,651 --> 00:01:37,968 ♪ 15 00:01:38,071 --> 00:01:44,630 ♪ 16 00:01:44,733 --> 00:01:51,084 ♪ 17 00:01:51,188 --> 00:01:57,746 ♪ 18 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:04,132 - [ Vocalizing ] 19 00:02:04,236 --> 00:02:07,756 ♪ 20 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:14,625 [ Vocalizing ] 21 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:15,695 ♪ 22 00:02:15,799 --> 00:02:17,939 [ Whistle blowing ] 23 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:24,221 [ Vocalizing ] 24 00:02:24,325 --> 00:02:27,845 [ Whistle blows ] 25 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:35,991 [ Vocalizing ] 26 00:02:36,095 --> 00:02:38,891 - [ Panting ] 27 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:40,789 [ Whistle blows ] 28 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:47,658 - [ Vocalizing ] 29 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:50,834 [ Whistle blows ] 30 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,767 - [ Gasps ] 31 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:55,045 [ Groans ] 32 00:02:55,148 --> 00:02:57,703 - [ Vocalizing ] 33 00:03:10,129 --> 00:03:11,751 [ Laughter ] 34 00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:14,271 - Alright. Quiet down, quiet down. 35 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:19,552 Alright, so for the new guys, water polo-- 36 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,485 What is it? 37 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:25,178 Anybody? 38 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:26,525 - A sport? 39 00:03:26,628 --> 00:03:27,802 - A sport? 40 00:03:27,905 --> 00:03:29,631 Can you be more specific? 41 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:33,773 - Full contact. Whoo-whoo! - Okay! 42 00:03:33,877 --> 00:03:35,706 - Anyone else? 43 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:38,053 What else? 44 00:03:38,157 --> 00:03:41,816 - I mean, it's in the water. 45 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:44,474 - D'oh! [ Laughter ] 46 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,995 - Come on, guys. Anyone else? 47 00:03:49,099 --> 00:03:50,997 What about you, in the middle? 48 00:03:51,101 --> 00:03:52,447 - What? Me? 49 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,242 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. 50 00:03:54,346 --> 00:03:56,555 Yeah. No. Um... 51 00:03:56,658 --> 00:03:59,834 It's just about working together, 52 00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:02,215 uh, like, 53 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:05,115 as one big family or whatever. 54 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:07,013 D'oh! [ Laughter ] 55 00:04:09,878 --> 00:04:11,708 - What else? 56 00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:14,124 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. Um... 57 00:04:14,227 --> 00:04:16,747 - Communication. - Don't hog the ball. 58 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:19,854 - O...kay. 59 00:04:19,957 --> 00:04:22,132 - We have communication. 60 00:04:22,235 --> 00:04:23,927 We have... - Ball handling. 61 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,998 [ Laughter ] 62 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:32,694 [ Laughter ] 63 00:04:32,798 --> 00:04:35,766 - Very good, very good, very good. 64 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:40,564 Oh, so very smart. Very good, very good. 65 00:04:40,668 --> 00:04:43,360 Ha-ha-ha. Very good. 66 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:45,845 - ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 67 00:04:45,949 --> 00:04:48,400 ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 68 00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,229 ♪ Popping till you percolate 69 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,783 ♪ First booty-on-booty, no time to wait ♪ 70 00:04:52,887 --> 00:04:54,854 ♪ Make it work, with your wet T-shirt ♪ 71 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,581 ♪ Bitch, you gotta shake it till your calf muscles hurt ♪ 72 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:00,377 ♪ Sadie heels on your feet, the strap around your ankles ♪ 73 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:01,585 ♪ Jegga, jegga, jegga 74 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:02,690 ♪ Call that bitch Bojangles 75 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,830 ♪ Juicy like fruit... 76 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,072 ♪ 77 00:05:06,176 --> 00:05:08,765 [ Boys shouting in distance ] 78 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:35,447 - Uh, you know, 79 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,691 you're only supposed to be in here for 15 minutes. 80 00:05:42,661 --> 00:05:46,803 Um, only 15 minutes. 81 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:58,435 - First day of camp. Still breathing. 82 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:01,611 Pretty good, huh? Yeah. - No. Yeah, yeah. 83 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:03,198 Good. 84 00:06:03,302 --> 00:06:06,650 - So I spoke to your mom earlier. 85 00:06:06,754 --> 00:06:09,584 No cause for concern. She's a nice lady. 86 00:06:09,688 --> 00:06:11,068 Just having a chat. 87 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:13,761 She said you guys had just moved from Boston. 88 00:06:13,864 --> 00:06:17,074 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big move. 89 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:20,353 Should be exciting. Scary? 90 00:06:20,457 --> 00:06:25,151 You know, I remember, uh, moved to San Diego when I was 10, 91 00:06:25,255 --> 00:06:28,776 and that was like stepping onto another planet, you know? 92 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,779 Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm your coach, 93 00:06:31,882 --> 00:06:35,058 but I'm also here if you wanted to, you know, talk. 94 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:38,544 I know this whole thing could be a little daunting, you know? 95 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,063 Okay? - Thank you. 96 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,616 - Go. 97 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,618 Alright, now we got to fill in this stupid form. 98 00:06:43,722 --> 00:06:46,863 Uh, "My goals by the end of the summer 99 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:50,004 are to blank, blank, and blank." 100 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:51,937 [ Indistinct shouting ] 101 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:58,150 - Holy shit. 102 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:00,048 Obviously fucking Everest. 103 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:02,982 - ...parachute. - If you try to fly off that, 104 00:07:03,086 --> 00:07:04,708 you're fucking dead. 105 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:07,435 [ Indistinct shouting ] 106 00:07:07,539 --> 00:07:11,853 ♪ 107 00:07:11,957 --> 00:07:13,683 - Yeah, medicine tastes good. 108 00:07:13,786 --> 00:07:16,582 - Any cherry and grape kind of both taste like medicine. 109 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,171 - ...Jumping off fucking Everest, dude. 110 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:20,897 - That's what I'm fucking saying. 111 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,588 - This is the dumbest fucking argument 112 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,521 I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. 113 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,799 ...Yeah. Why did you even make that? 114 00:07:26,903 --> 00:07:28,836 [ Indistinct shouting ] 115 00:07:28,939 --> 00:07:32,011 ♪ 116 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:36,084 - Excuse me. Sorry. 117 00:07:36,188 --> 00:07:37,465 Sorry. 118 00:07:37,569 --> 00:07:39,053 - Are you on something? 119 00:07:39,156 --> 00:07:43,160 You know any other flavor is better than grape. 120 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,818 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 121 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:47,440 Hold on. 122 00:07:47,544 --> 00:07:48,890 Everybody likes grape. 123 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:51,168 You tell me one person who doesn't like it. 124 00:07:51,272 --> 00:07:52,653 - I've got one. 125 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:55,587 Would you rather your food always be hot 126 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,381 and you never get used to it, 127 00:07:57,485 --> 00:08:00,764 it's always hot, or have no knees? 128 00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:02,870 - Food has no knees. - No knees? 129 00:08:02,973 --> 00:08:04,699 - Your knees, they're gone. You don't have knees. 130 00:08:04,803 --> 00:08:06,770 - No knees? - Uh, wait. 131 00:08:06,874 --> 00:08:09,877 - I'd have no knees. - So hot like spicy? 132 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,810 - Food already has no knees. - No, no. Listen. 133 00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:13,397 - I didn't even-- - Okay, so would you rather-- 134 00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:15,468 - Would you would you guys rather A, 135 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,194 every time you have an orgasm, 136 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:19,231 the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 137 00:08:19,334 --> 00:08:23,200 or B, every time the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 138 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:25,824 you guys have an orgasm. 139 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,446 - B. - Yo, fuck Smash Mouth. 140 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,241 - How does it play in the A situation? 141 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:32,140 - On like a small but, like, decently powerful boom box 142 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:34,729 that just magically appears when you orgasm. 143 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,420 - Still B. - A. 144 00:08:36,524 --> 00:08:38,215 - Fuck Smash Mouth. - A. 145 00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:40,632 - So wait, does the entire song play or can you make it stop? 146 00:08:40,735 --> 00:08:42,495 - The entire song. 147 00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:45,257 - Still B. - Still A. 148 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,880 - What'd you just say? 149 00:08:47,984 --> 00:08:50,883 - What? - You said can you make it "sop"? 150 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:58,304 - [ Chuckles ] No. 151 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:00,065 - What'd you just say, then? 152 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,861 - Nothing. - He said can you make it stop. 153 00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,207 - No, he didn't. - Yes, he did. 154 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,518 - He didn't. 155 00:09:05,622 --> 00:09:07,072 - What? 156 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,971 - Say stop. 157 00:09:10,075 --> 00:09:13,216 - What? No. Why? 158 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,804 - You can't say it. 159 00:09:14,907 --> 00:09:16,115 - Yo, who can't say stop? 160 00:09:16,219 --> 00:09:17,772 - Yes, I-I can. 161 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:20,223 - Okay, then say it. 162 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,368 - Um, wait, wait, so, guys, would you rather-- 163 00:09:27,471 --> 00:09:29,819 - Say it. - Um... 164 00:09:29,922 --> 00:09:31,441 - Say it. - Okay, would you rather-- 165 00:09:31,544 --> 00:09:34,375 - Bro, he can't say it 166 00:09:34,478 --> 00:09:37,516 See how he doesn't want to say it? 167 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,622 Then say it. 168 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:42,452 Say it! Say it! - Okay, okay, okay, 169 00:09:42,555 --> 00:09:44,109 Sop, sop, sop, sop. 170 00:09:44,212 --> 00:09:45,524 - "Sop"?! - "Sop"! 171 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,147 [ Laughter ] 172 00:09:48,251 --> 00:09:49,597 - "Stop." 173 00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:51,944 [ Indistinct shouting ] 174 00:09:54,602 --> 00:09:55,983 - Stop. Stop! Stop! 175 00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:57,674 - Do you guys think these carrots taste weird? 176 00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,401 - Oh, shit! 177 00:10:00,504 --> 00:10:03,128 - The Plague! The Plague! 178 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:05,130 - Whoa! 179 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,580 - Frankly, they have kind of a gasoline-like aftertaste. 180 00:10:07,684 --> 00:10:09,410 But not in a bad way, per se. 181 00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:15,105 Certainly pungent. - Go, go, go. 182 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,797 Um... 183 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:22,319 They taste normal to me. 184 00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:27,739 - No parachute on the helicopter. - Yo, soppy. 185 00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:29,154 Can you say pasta? 186 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:30,258 - Pasta. - Pasta. 187 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:33,123 - ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 188 00:10:33,227 --> 00:10:36,886 ♪ Run away and save your life ♪ 189 00:10:36,989 --> 00:10:39,026 ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 190 00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:41,476 - I told you. - Huh? Yeah, that's-- 191 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,755 Exactly. Can only choose one. 192 00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:47,551 Would you rather suck a dick but you can have sex, 193 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,554 but-- or-- or you don't do that, 194 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,971 but you can never have sex again. 195 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:56,457 - No, never have sex again? - What's up? 196 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,252 - Damn. What's good? 197 00:10:58,355 --> 00:11:01,117 - Uh, I just-- I heard you're a vet. 198 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:05,431 - What is a vet? - Uh, like-- 199 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:07,848 Like you were here last session. 200 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,435 - Oh, yeah, I was. 201 00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:11,990 I was supposed to just stay for first session, 202 00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:14,061 but my dad fucked up and paid for both, 203 00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:16,719 and he couldn't get a refund, so I had to stay. 204 00:11:16,822 --> 00:11:18,168 He was so pissed when he realized. 205 00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,791 You should have seen his face. Holy shit. 206 00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:22,517 - Uh, who are the others? 207 00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:25,762 - Vets? Me, Logan... - What's up? 208 00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:28,282 - ...Matt. You can go. 209 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:32,389 - What? - Ticky and Eli. 210 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,529 - Eli's a vet? 211 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,531 - Sadly. 212 00:11:36,635 --> 00:11:39,224 - I don't know, I just... 213 00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:44,263 thought you're supposed to, like, improve or something. 214 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,920 - Only if you try. 215 00:11:46,024 --> 00:11:48,371 - Yo, Julian. - What? 216 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:58,657 - Uh, so what's with the whole, like, musical chairs-y thing? 217 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,176 - What? 218 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:04,836 - Uh, like at lunch with... - Oh, the Plague? 219 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:06,769 Eli's got the Plague. 220 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:13,223 It's not funny, bro. You ever heard of leprosy? 221 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,642 - Eli's a leper? 222 00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:21,128 - Lepers aren't real, but similar. 223 00:12:21,231 --> 00:12:22,715 There's no official prognosis, 224 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:26,892 so we call it the Plague. 225 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,963 Like, those aren't regular pimples. 226 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:33,519 Those are Plague pimples. That's a Plague face. 227 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:34,831 Like, I'm telling you, bro, 228 00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,660 he didn't have pimples a few weeks ago. 229 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:40,354 That's some Plague shit right there. 230 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:42,218 A few days later, 231 00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:44,392 he gets a freaky ass rash all over his body. 232 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,568 Like, why do you think he wears that shirt all the time? 233 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:49,708 You think that's a fashion statement? 234 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,365 Nah, bro, 235 00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:54,437 that's some Plague shit. 236 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,371 Next thing, it infects the nervous system, 237 00:12:57,474 --> 00:13:00,305 breaks down motor skills. 238 00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:04,343 You bump into some things, trip over yourself. 239 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,242 You start dropping shit. 240 00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:09,348 Normal things like eye contact 241 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:14,906 or the ability to hold a regular conversation 242 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:17,046 just goes out the window. 243 00:13:19,289 --> 00:13:21,326 Turns your brain to baby food. 244 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,156 No brain, no nothing. 245 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:27,780 - So, I mean, shouldn't he-- 246 00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:30,576 shouldn't he, like, see a doctor? 247 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,373 - I mean, he has. It's like herpes. 248 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:35,650 No cure for him. 249 00:13:35,754 --> 00:13:37,549 [ Whistle blows ] 250 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:40,621 ♪ 251 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:45,384 - So it's-- it's like contagious? 252 00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:48,077 - Incredibly, but only through touch. 253 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:52,633 So if you're exposed... 254 00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:56,326 Oh, man, you just gotta wash yourself like stat. 255 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:00,537 - [ Vocalizing ] 256 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:10,409 ♪ 257 00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:20,281 ♪ 258 00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:30,119 ♪ 259 00:14:30,222 --> 00:14:39,783 ♪ 260 00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:42,545 [ Indistinct conversations ] 261 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,104 [ Laughter ] 262 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,975 - What? Too cold for you, Soppy? 263 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:05,637 - Uh, no. It's good. - "No, it's, um, good." 264 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,674 Soppy, you get no bitches. 265 00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:12,920 Soppy, where are you from? 266 00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:15,129 - Um, "Boson." - Huh? 267 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,304 - "Boson." - "Boson"? 268 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,962 Like, what did he just say? 269 00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,239 "Boson"? Boston. 270 00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:23,586 - You "boson" around? - "Boson." 271 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,484 He can't pronounce the T. 272 00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:26,865 [ Laughter ] 273 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,178 [ Indistinct conversations ] 274 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,535 - Yo, yo, that's where Eli was sitting. 275 00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:43,364 Like, he's infected. 276 00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:46,091 [ All shouting ] 277 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,645 - He's contagious! 278 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,961 - [ Singsong voice ] Jake's got the Plague! 279 00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:57,792 Jake's got the Plague! Jake's got the Plague! 280 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,794 Jake's got the Plague! 281 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:03,833 Jake, Jake, Jake, Plague! 282 00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:05,938 Jake has the Plague! 283 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,664 - Am I good? 284 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,080 [ All scream ] 285 00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:12,531 - Chelsea Simone. 286 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:14,947 - Kate Fulton. 287 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:16,190 - Shelly Wong. 288 00:16:16,294 --> 00:16:18,330 - Smelly Shelly? 289 00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:20,677 - Bro, I swear you're all about the Asians. 290 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,990 - Dude, shut up! 291 00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,751 - See, I'm all about the half-Asians. 292 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:27,063 - Which half? 293 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,721 - I don't know, the left half? - What? 294 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,274 - Where that Lubriderm at? 295 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,380 - I gave it to Ticky. 296 00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,141 - Why are you such a lube hog? 297 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:40,283 - Soppy, what are you thinking about right now? 298 00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:42,941 Come on, spit it out. 299 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,529 - Um, 300 00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:48,602 I'm just thinking about this girl I saw earlier. 301 00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,190 - Okay. - What girl? 302 00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:53,020 - Puss-ay. - She live in Canada? 303 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:54,953 - Bukkake. 304 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,714 - Yo, someone get this man some lube. 305 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,031 Yo, tell me about her. 306 00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:06,206 We all want to hear it. - [ Laughs ] 307 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,592 - Soppy. 308 00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,663 [ Springs squeaking ] 309 00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,666 - Um, 310 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,186 I'm picturing her 311 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,568 standing in the shower, 312 00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:25,087 washing herself. 313 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,985 - Okay. 314 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,021 [ Squeaking continues ] 315 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,301 - Suddenly she... 316 00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:36,374 Starts, like, rubbing herself 317 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,617 and... 318 00:17:38,721 --> 00:17:43,691 she tells me how, like... 319 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,693 wet she is. 320 00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:49,456 - Ooh, damn, Soppy. That's some hardcore shit. 321 00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:53,908 - I'm close. 322 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,807 Don't stop. 323 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,500 - And, um... 324 00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,675 - I just came. 325 00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:06,404 - I'm not gonna lie, so did I. 326 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,201 - Uh, sorry. 327 00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:12,341 I did too. So. 328 00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:13,342 - Same. 329 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:18,312 [ Door creaks closed ] 330 00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:25,285 [ Toilet flushes ] 331 00:18:43,579 --> 00:18:47,790 ♪ 332 00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:57,179 ♪ 333 00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:09,846 ♪ 334 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:17,129 ♪ 335 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:23,929 ♪ 336 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:30,660 ♪ 337 00:19:30,764 --> 00:19:37,219 ♪ 338 00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:38,806 [ Whistle blows ] 339 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:55,375 [ Indistinct conversations ] 340 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:57,239 - I don't think I'll ever get married. 341 00:19:57,342 --> 00:19:58,654 - What? - Maybe when I'm like 50. 342 00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:01,173 - Millions of pirates swarming the sea. 343 00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:03,003 - Your dad's like 60 right now? 344 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:04,625 - What are you talking about? 345 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:07,387 - What if pirates don't drink champagne, though? 346 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:13,220 What if they just say "Oh, oh, oh, oh"? 347 00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:14,532 - What are you doing? 348 00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:16,085 - What do you mean, what am I doing? 349 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:17,535 That's the pirate call, stupid. 350 00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,088 - That's not a pirate call. 351 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:20,779 - It is a pirate call. So tell me-- 352 00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:22,574 Tell me what that is then. - That's like a Viking call, bro. 353 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,438 - What is a Viking? - Well, it's like a-- 354 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,475 - It's like a-- - Like a old village-- 355 00:20:26,578 --> 00:20:29,271 - Yeah. - A pirate's "Arr, matey." 356 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:37,520 ♪ 357 00:20:37,624 --> 00:20:45,632 ♪ 358 00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:53,709 ♪ 359 00:20:53,812 --> 00:21:01,751 ♪ 360 00:21:01,855 --> 00:21:02,925 - [ Gasps ] 361 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,548 ♪ 362 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:11,071 - Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude. 363 00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:12,659 Fuck! Are you okay? 364 00:21:12,762 --> 00:21:14,764 ♪ 365 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,803 - Had a boo boo. Now it's better. 366 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,807 - Oh, my God, dude. 367 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,119 How did you-- 368 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:27,536 How did you do that? 369 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,401 - Thou shalt never know, mortal. 370 00:21:33,852 --> 00:21:38,926 ♪ 371 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:44,138 ♪ 372 00:21:44,242 --> 00:21:49,316 ♪ 373 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:54,804 ♪ 374 00:22:06,713 --> 00:22:09,301 - Wait. Go, go, go, go. 375 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:18,345 ♪ 376 00:22:18,449 --> 00:22:27,389 ♪ 377 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:32,152 - [ Vocalizing ] 378 00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:38,710 ♪ 379 00:22:38,814 --> 00:22:45,061 ♪ 380 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:51,620 ♪ 381 00:22:51,723 --> 00:22:57,971 ♪ 382 00:22:58,074 --> 00:23:04,356 ♪ 383 00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:10,880 ♪ 384 00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:17,266 ♪ 385 00:23:17,369 --> 00:23:23,617 ♪ 386 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:25,826 [ Indistinct shouting ] 387 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:35,457 ♪ 388 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,252 - The only thing you do good is to use it. 389 00:23:40,945 --> 00:23:43,603 - Light that up. 390 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,884 - It's squirting, it's squirting. 391 00:23:48,987 --> 00:23:56,478 ♪ 392 00:23:56,581 --> 00:24:04,244 ♪ 393 00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:12,010 ♪ 394 00:24:12,114 --> 00:24:19,570 ♪ 395 00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:22,365 - Whoo! Yeah! 396 00:24:22,469 --> 00:24:28,820 ♪ 397 00:24:28,924 --> 00:24:31,409 - The only thing you do good is to use it. 398 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,721 - What the fuck? 399 00:24:32,824 --> 00:24:34,619 - Yo, where's the music at, Matt? 400 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,277 - Why are you so terrible at everything? 401 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:41,039 ♪ 402 00:24:41,143 --> 00:24:42,903 - Come on. 403 00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:49,358 ♪ 404 00:24:49,461 --> 00:24:55,295 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 405 00:24:55,398 --> 00:25:00,058 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 406 00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:01,439 - Gracias. Here we go. 407 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:05,788 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 408 00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:12,036 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 409 00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:17,938 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 410 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,494 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 411 00:25:22,598 --> 00:25:24,531 - [ Speaks indistinctly ] 412 00:25:24,635 --> 00:25:34,368 ♪ 413 00:25:34,472 --> 00:25:43,930 ♪ 414 00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:48,693 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 415 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,661 - ♪ Ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk 416 00:25:50,764 --> 00:25:55,182 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 417 00:25:56,045 --> 00:26:00,774 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 418 00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:06,677 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 419 00:26:07,781 --> 00:26:09,749 ♪ Take me away ♪ 420 00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:11,751 ♪ Take me away ♪ - That's not your girlfriend, bro. 421 00:26:11,854 --> 00:26:17,480 - ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 422 00:26:17,584 --> 00:26:19,275 [ All scream ] 423 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:27,629 ♪ 424 00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:36,120 ♪ 425 00:26:36,223 --> 00:26:37,639 - Holy shit! 426 00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:39,848 - What the fuck? 427 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,022 - Dude, wash that shit. 428 00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:44,024 - You gotta wash. 429 00:26:44,128 --> 00:26:53,068 ♪ 430 00:26:53,171 --> 00:26:55,587 - Scrub that fucking arm. - Scrub it. 431 00:26:55,691 --> 00:27:01,041 [ All shouting ] 432 00:27:01,145 --> 00:27:04,424 - And he's scrubbing some more, and he's scrubbing some more. 433 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,742 - Yo, Soppy, you crazy. 434 00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,849 - That was crazy. That was great. 435 00:27:18,714 --> 00:27:24,686 ♪ 436 00:27:24,789 --> 00:27:30,553 ♪ 437 00:27:30,657 --> 00:27:33,177 - I'm telling you, it's all about the below-water game. 438 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,663 That separates the pros from the amateurs. 439 00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,734 [ Whistle blows ] 440 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,426 - I heard in the Olympics 441 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:43,566 that they, like, shave their pubes 442 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,258 so people can't pull them off underwater. 443 00:27:45,361 --> 00:27:46,708 - Yep. 444 00:27:46,811 --> 00:27:48,986 - That's savage. - Yeah. 445 00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:51,505 My brother says you have to have long fingernails. 446 00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:53,197 You can scratch guys. 447 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:57,649 So the secret is keep them smooth, but kind of long. 448 00:27:57,753 --> 00:27:59,237 After they've been approved, 449 00:27:59,341 --> 00:28:02,309 just bite them into little points. 450 00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:05,140 - Is your brother like a pro? 451 00:28:05,243 --> 00:28:07,970 - I mean, he's only 18, but Princeton and Brown 452 00:28:08,074 --> 00:28:10,732 are basically in a death match over him, so. 453 00:28:10,835 --> 00:28:13,044 [ Indistinct conversations ] 454 00:28:15,806 --> 00:28:19,223 ♪ 455 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:30,165 ♪ 456 00:28:30,268 --> 00:28:37,413 ♪ 457 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:46,802 ♪ 458 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:54,637 ♪ 459 00:28:54,741 --> 00:28:56,260 - Damn. 460 00:28:56,363 --> 00:28:58,124 Soppy got game. 461 00:28:58,227 --> 00:28:59,884 Right, Sop? 462 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:09,066 ♪ 463 00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:12,724 - This guy Charlie, last session, 464 00:29:12,828 --> 00:29:15,175 he's the one who gave it to Eli. 465 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,487 Got to the point where he couldn't even 466 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,454 hold a coherent conversation. 467 00:29:18,558 --> 00:29:21,733 He had to go home early. 468 00:29:21,837 --> 00:29:24,564 - Is he okay now? 469 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:28,706 - Last I heard, he was in some mental institution. 470 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,742 He spends his days playing Jenga. 471 00:29:30,846 --> 00:29:33,504 - [ Vocalizing ] 472 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:41,029 ♪ 473 00:29:41,132 --> 00:29:48,484 ♪ 474 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:57,079 ♪ 475 00:29:59,392 --> 00:30:04,431 ♪ 476 00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:13,647 ♪ 477 00:30:13,751 --> 00:30:15,339 [ Fan whirring ] 478 00:30:42,193 --> 00:30:44,609 - [ Whispering indistinctly ] 479 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:33,279 [ Whispering indistinctly ] 480 00:31:53,333 --> 00:32:00,133 ♪ 481 00:32:00,237 --> 00:32:02,894 - Don't forget to mark your calendars. 482 00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:08,383 The highly anticipated summer soiree dance for all camps 483 00:32:08,486 --> 00:32:11,351 is coming up in the main gymnasium. 484 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:14,492 This year's theme is Under the Sea. 485 00:32:14,596 --> 00:32:17,875 We'll have a live deejay, games... 486 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:27,643 ♪ 487 00:32:32,131 --> 00:32:34,581 - Cheetos. 488 00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:37,584 No, Doritos. 489 00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:41,036 No, Cheetos. 490 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:44,212 - I wouldn't be an evil Sith. - But Sith are evil. 491 00:32:44,315 --> 00:32:45,937 - No, they just have less-- 492 00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:48,147 - No, no, no, no, no, they're evil. 493 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,183 - No. I could-- - They're just straight-up evil. 494 00:32:50,287 --> 00:32:53,048 - I could turn the majority of Siths into good people. 495 00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,601 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I would. 496 00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,396 - They'd probably just kill you. - No, I would-- 497 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,191 - Or Darth Vader would kill you. - I would infiltrate them, 498 00:32:58,295 --> 00:33:00,504 and I would make sure that they all became good. 499 00:33:00,607 --> 00:33:02,057 - One, two, three... 500 00:33:02,161 --> 00:33:05,543 - ♪ And though I'll make mistakes ♪ 501 00:33:05,647 --> 00:33:10,928 ♪ I'll never break your heart ♪ 502 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,103 ♪ And I swear ♪ 503 00:33:13,206 --> 00:33:18,970 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the sky ♪ 504 00:33:19,074 --> 00:33:22,664 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 505 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:24,424 ♪ I swear ♪ 506 00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:30,706 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 507 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:34,193 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 508 00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:37,092 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 509 00:33:37,196 --> 00:33:40,164 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 510 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,238 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 511 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:50,968 ♪ And I swear ♪ 512 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54,351 ♪ Ooh ♪ 513 00:33:54,454 --> 00:33:57,319 ♪ 514 00:33:57,423 --> 00:33:59,528 [ Indistinct conversations ] 515 00:33:59,632 --> 00:34:04,637 ♪ 516 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:09,745 ♪ 517 00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:14,888 ♪ 518 00:34:14,992 --> 00:34:19,962 ♪ 519 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,895 - It's Eli. 520 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:24,484 He's hard, bro. 521 00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:28,247 - Holy shit, yo! Holy shit! He's hard. 522 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,491 He's got a boner. - He's fucking hard. 523 00:34:31,595 --> 00:34:33,873 [ Laughter ] 524 00:34:40,224 --> 00:34:42,571 - Yeah! Yeah! 525 00:34:42,675 --> 00:34:44,297 - Fucking boner. 526 00:34:44,401 --> 00:34:47,197 [ Indistinct shouting ] 527 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,647 [ Whistle blowing ] 528 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,141 - Yo, Eli's hard. - Hey. 529 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,937 In the pool, now. 530 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,043 Come on. - Yo! 531 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:13,084 - [ Singsong voice ] Eli's hard, Eli's hard, Eli's hard. 532 00:35:13,188 --> 00:35:15,397 - How old are you guys? 533 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:20,230 It's a question. 534 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,093 How old? - 13. 535 00:35:22,197 --> 00:35:23,923 - 12. - 13. 536 00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,753 - 12. - 12. 537 00:35:26,857 --> 00:35:31,068 13 and 12. 538 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,035 Old enough. 539 00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:35,383 Well, old enough. 540 00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:39,870 Your actions are not neutral. 541 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:44,426 I mean, did any of you, even once stop and think, 542 00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:47,222 "How would I feel if that were me?" 543 00:35:47,326 --> 00:35:49,845 And you were called out in front of the girls 544 00:35:49,949 --> 00:35:52,434 and pointed at and laughed at for something 545 00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:55,817 that I swear to God, you got no control over. 546 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,545 - [ Chuckles ] - Logan. 547 00:35:59,648 --> 00:36:01,926 - I guess I'd feel bad. - D'oh! 548 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,584 - You guess you would feel bad. 549 00:36:04,688 --> 00:36:06,966 Says the guy that lit the match. 550 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:09,037 - I was just joking. 551 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,557 - So you think it's funny? 552 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:12,696 - No. 553 00:36:15,492 --> 00:36:17,321 - Jake, what about you? 554 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,220 Do you think it was funny? - I mean... 555 00:36:19,323 --> 00:36:21,601 - Was it? - Kind of, yeah. 556 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:24,639 - "Kind of, yeah." - [ Laughs ] 557 00:36:24,742 --> 00:36:27,366 - Why? Explain to us. Why do you think it was funny? 558 00:36:27,469 --> 00:36:29,885 - Well, for one, his dick was hard. 559 00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:33,164 [ Laughs ] 560 00:36:33,268 --> 00:36:35,236 - Let me ask you this. 561 00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:39,067 Have you ever been shamed in front of a group? 562 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:41,207 Like, deeply, deeply shamed? - Mnh-mnh. 563 00:36:41,311 --> 00:36:43,968 That's exactly what you're doing right now. 564 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:47,178 [ Laughs ] 565 00:36:47,282 --> 00:36:49,215 - Listen to me. 566 00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:52,149 So you're what, 13? 567 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,633 - 12. Yeah. - 12. 568 00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:56,636 And you're laughing at the stupidest, 569 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:59,846 most juvenile 5-year-old "Beavis and Butthead" kind of-- 570 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,779 - 5-year-olds watch "Beavis and Butthead"? 571 00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:05,093 - Hey! You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 572 00:37:05,196 --> 00:37:07,302 Or all of you, because of Jake, 573 00:37:07,406 --> 00:37:11,237 are going to be doing burpees in the sun all day. 574 00:37:11,341 --> 00:37:13,791 I'm not even joking. One... 575 00:37:13,895 --> 00:37:20,936 ♪ 576 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,213 Okay. 577 00:37:22,317 --> 00:37:24,975 - [ Whispers ] Penis. - [ Laughs ] 578 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,806 - Pick it up or we do it all day. 579 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,774 Pick it up. 580 00:37:31,878 --> 00:37:33,846 Three laps. Two to go. 581 00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:37,539 ♪ 582 00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:39,403 - What is he doing, bro? 583 00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:44,891 - Some kind of, like, I don't know, fantasy maybe? 584 00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:48,757 - ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 585 00:37:48,861 --> 00:37:50,690 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 586 00:37:50,794 --> 00:37:52,554 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 587 00:37:52,658 --> 00:37:54,970 ♪ Da-da-da-donkey, da-da-da-donkey ♪ 588 00:37:55,074 --> 00:37:56,627 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-donkey 589 00:37:56,731 --> 00:37:58,595 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 590 00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:00,562 - Can you, like, "sop" doing that? 591 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,807 - "Can you, like, 'sop' doing that?" 592 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,878 Suck my dick, Soppy. 593 00:38:05,981 --> 00:38:08,674 - Suck your own dick. - That's not even possible. 594 00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:10,054 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 595 00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:11,435 - Yes, it is. 596 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,126 Mike Griswold does it all the time. 597 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,680 - No, he doesn't. - Yes, he does. 598 00:38:14,783 --> 00:38:16,371 - How? - What do you mean, how? 599 00:38:16,475 --> 00:38:19,995 The man is double jointed. End of story. 600 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,862 - Are you a vegetarian? 601 00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:28,279 - Yeah. - Why? 602 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:31,766 - Well, I guess I just feel bad for the animals. 603 00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:35,735 - Would you care if it's like a three-tongued, like, cow 604 00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,048 that's, like, all gross and shit? 605 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:40,878 - Yeah. Would you, Soppy? 606 00:38:40,982 --> 00:38:42,501 - I'd still feel bad. 607 00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:45,607 You know, you can't just go around killing innocent cows 608 00:38:45,711 --> 00:38:48,334 just because they're different. 609 00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:51,682 - How could you not want to bite this? 610 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:55,893 - You just don't feel bad? Like, at all? 611 00:38:55,997 --> 00:38:58,758 It's not its fault it has three tongues. 612 00:38:58,862 --> 00:39:01,140 - Chill, Soppy. Why are you spazzing? 613 00:39:01,243 --> 00:39:03,384 - I'm not. - "I'm not. 614 00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:06,835 It's not its fault it has three tongues." 615 00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:09,976 - "You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 616 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,427 Two." 617 00:39:12,531 --> 00:39:14,015 - Can you be more specific? 618 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:18,157 Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 619 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:21,747 - Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 620 00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:24,128 - [ Laughs ] 621 00:39:27,649 --> 00:39:30,134 - Where you going? 622 00:39:30,238 --> 00:39:31,550 - Bathroom. 623 00:39:31,653 --> 00:39:33,483 [ Indistinct conversations ] 624 00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:35,450 - Mad cow disease. 625 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:41,111 - [ Vocalizing ] 626 00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:50,085 ♪ 627 00:39:50,189 --> 00:39:59,129 ♪ 628 00:40:05,307 --> 00:40:07,206 - Yo, Eli. What's up? 629 00:40:27,778 --> 00:40:31,713 Um, how long do you think we've been in here for? 630 00:40:31,817 --> 00:40:33,439 - Gelatin. 631 00:40:33,543 --> 00:40:34,785 - What? 632 00:40:34,889 --> 00:40:36,442 - You mix it in with foundation makeup 633 00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,064 and pour it in a silicone mold. 634 00:40:38,168 --> 00:40:41,171 Then you paint more detail and do the blood last. 635 00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:44,208 - What are you talking about? 636 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:46,866 - For the-- For the trick. 637 00:40:48,937 --> 00:40:50,180 - Oh! - Yeah. 638 00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:51,595 Frankly, for the blood, 639 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,183 it's important you don't buy the store stuff. 640 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:55,841 Either make it with corn syrup and food coloring 641 00:40:55,944 --> 00:40:59,016 or save yourself some next time you cut yourself. 642 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,570 - You do that? 643 00:41:00,673 --> 00:41:02,261 - Yeah, you just put the corn syrup into a bowl 644 00:41:02,364 --> 00:41:03,676 and add the food coloring. 645 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,506 Sometimes I like to add a bit of water 646 00:41:05,609 --> 00:41:08,578 just so it's not too viscous. - Uh, no. 647 00:41:08,681 --> 00:41:11,028 You-- You cut yourself? 648 00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:12,305 - Tiny pricks. 649 00:41:12,409 --> 00:41:13,514 It's soothing. 650 00:41:13,617 --> 00:41:15,723 Like a sound bath. Look. 651 00:41:20,831 --> 00:41:21,970 - You shouldn't do that. 652 00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:23,454 - Why? 653 00:41:23,558 --> 00:41:24,973 - Because it's bad. 654 00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:38,608 Sometimes I dig my nails into my thumb till it bleeds. 655 00:41:41,645 --> 00:41:43,578 - You're not from here, right? 656 00:41:50,067 --> 00:41:52,794 - Um... 657 00:41:52,898 --> 00:41:57,454 My mom met some guy at a media summit. 658 00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,250 Phil. Um... 659 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:03,184 And they had an affair, 660 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:07,360 and she left my dad. 661 00:42:07,464 --> 00:42:09,293 I used to live in Boston. 662 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:15,058 So basically, we just, like, uprooted. 663 00:42:15,161 --> 00:42:20,097 Um, so it's been... 664 00:42:20,201 --> 00:42:21,996 It's been kind of weird. 665 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:36,355 - Do you like your mom? 666 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,115 - She's my mom. 667 00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:40,739 - You ever think about the fact that at some point in her life, 668 00:42:40,842 --> 00:42:42,672 she had to give head for the first time? 669 00:42:42,775 --> 00:42:45,260 - Ew, no. Who are you? 670 00:42:45,364 --> 00:42:47,228 - [ As Gollum ] We wants it. We needs it. 671 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:48,574 We must have the precious. 672 00:42:48,678 --> 00:42:50,507 They stole it from us. 673 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,474 - Holy shit. 674 00:42:52,578 --> 00:42:55,443 - Wicked tricksy hobbitses. 675 00:42:55,546 --> 00:42:58,722 - [ As Gollum ] Stupid fat hobbitses. 676 00:43:06,212 --> 00:43:09,319 - Would you rather fuck a dog and no one ever knows about it 677 00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:14,255 or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you fucked a dog? 678 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:17,292 - Fuck a dog. I think. 679 00:43:17,396 --> 00:43:18,846 - That's evil. 680 00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:35,241 ♪ 681 00:43:35,345 --> 00:43:39,211 - Hey, uh, you've talked to a doctor, right? 682 00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,971 - They gave me this cream, 683 00:43:41,075 --> 00:43:43,318 but I think it might be making it worse. 684 00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:04,063 - Um, do you need a hand or...? 685 00:44:08,378 --> 00:44:10,725 - I don't want to infect you. 686 00:44:11,657 --> 00:44:13,107 - [ Laughs ] 687 00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:15,109 What do you mean? 688 00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:16,938 - With the Plague. 689 00:44:18,388 --> 00:44:22,288 - You don't actually believe in that, do you? 690 00:44:57,530 --> 00:45:06,263 ♪ 691 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:11,613 [ Whistle blowing ] 692 00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:17,067 ♪ 693 00:45:17,171 --> 00:45:22,314 ♪ 694 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:27,595 ♪ 695 00:45:27,698 --> 00:45:33,014 ♪ 696 00:45:33,118 --> 00:45:38,295 ♪ 697 00:45:38,399 --> 00:45:43,542 ♪ 698 00:45:43,645 --> 00:45:48,996 ♪ 699 00:45:49,099 --> 00:45:54,242 ♪ 700 00:45:54,346 --> 00:45:59,523 ♪ 701 00:45:59,627 --> 00:46:04,770 ♪ 702 00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:10,189 ♪ 703 00:46:10,293 --> 00:46:15,470 ♪ 704 00:46:15,574 --> 00:46:20,717 ♪ 705 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:26,136 ♪ 706 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,587 ♪ 707 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:30,831 - Oh! 708 00:46:30,934 --> 00:46:40,495 ♪ 709 00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:47,882 - Uh, are you guys, like, joking? 710 00:46:47,986 --> 00:46:50,126 Very funny. 711 00:46:50,229 --> 00:46:58,962 ♪ 712 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,414 - Okay, you can-- you can stop now. 713 00:47:02,517 --> 00:47:08,799 ♪ 714 00:47:08,903 --> 00:47:15,427 ♪ 715 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:21,812 ♪ 716 00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:28,405 ♪ 717 00:47:28,509 --> 00:47:34,618 - [ Vocalizing ] 718 00:47:36,068 --> 00:47:42,972 [ Vocalizing ] 719 00:47:44,145 --> 00:47:50,427 [ Vocalizing ] 720 00:47:50,531 --> 00:47:53,154 - [ Breathing heavily ] 721 00:48:04,959 --> 00:48:07,341 ♪ 722 00:48:12,104 --> 00:48:14,313 [ Door opens ] 723 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:18,593 - Jake told everyone you have the Plague. 724 00:48:21,424 --> 00:48:24,806 - It's, like, not even a thing. 725 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:27,568 - He said you gave Eli a backrub. 726 00:48:28,845 --> 00:48:32,676 - Yeah, that's totally untrue. So. 727 00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:38,027 - Said you used scented oils or something like lavender. 728 00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:45,448 - You know the Plague is fake, right? 729 00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:48,485 - Yeah. It's dumb. 730 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,252 You forgot your goggles. 731 00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:04,708 - Thanks. 732 00:49:04,812 --> 00:49:12,716 ♪ 733 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:20,793 ♪ 734 00:49:20,897 --> 00:49:22,623 - I don't have the Plague. 735 00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:23,969 - What? 736 00:49:24,073 --> 00:49:26,178 - You told everyone I have the Plague. 737 00:49:26,282 --> 00:49:29,181 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. I know you did. 738 00:49:29,285 --> 00:49:30,562 - I provided the dots. 739 00:49:30,665 --> 00:49:32,736 I can't help if others connect them. 740 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,842 - The dots? 741 00:49:34,945 --> 00:49:37,224 - Giving Eli a back rub. - That's not-- 742 00:49:37,327 --> 00:49:39,467 - It wasn't a back rub. 743 00:49:39,571 --> 00:49:40,675 - Okay. 744 00:49:40,779 --> 00:49:43,575 [ Pinball machine dinging ] 745 00:49:43,678 --> 00:49:46,716 - How would you feel if I told everyone 746 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:48,925 your mom's, like, a stripper? 747 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:52,032 - Confused. - Confused? 748 00:49:52,135 --> 00:49:57,830 - I'd feel really fucking confused. 749 00:49:57,934 --> 00:50:00,212 - Why? 750 00:50:00,316 --> 00:50:03,974 - 'Cause my mom's dead. 751 00:50:04,078 --> 00:50:07,116 - That's not funny. 752 00:50:07,219 --> 00:50:08,496 - I'm not joking. 753 00:50:13,156 --> 00:50:14,709 - There's nothing wrong with me. 754 00:50:14,813 --> 00:50:16,366 - Okay. 755 00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:19,542 - The Plague is fake. 756 00:50:22,752 --> 00:50:24,064 - Okay. 757 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:30,725 - So can you please tell everyone that I'm good? 758 00:50:30,829 --> 00:50:32,210 - I thought you said it's fake. 759 00:50:32,313 --> 00:50:33,970 - I mean, it is. 760 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,627 Right? 761 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:37,146 - Maybe you don't have it. 762 00:50:37,249 --> 00:50:38,871 Did you wash your hands after? 763 00:50:38,975 --> 00:50:40,908 - After what? - The back rub. 764 00:50:41,011 --> 00:50:42,979 - It wasn't a back rub. 765 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,015 He needed help with his rash cream. 766 00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:46,327 - Okay. 767 00:50:48,571 --> 00:50:50,883 - Why are you doing this to me? 768 00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:52,609 - Doing what? 769 00:50:52,713 --> 00:50:55,267 - Telling everyone that I have the Plague. - Bro, come on. 770 00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:58,477 Don't let what other people think decide who you are. 771 00:50:58,581 --> 00:51:01,515 - What is that, like a fortune cookie? 772 00:51:01,618 --> 00:51:03,310 - Dennis Rodman. 773 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:10,213 - Well, I washed my hands twice. 774 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,181 That means I don't have it, right? 775 00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:16,530 - She does not smell good. She smells like a foot. 776 00:51:16,633 --> 00:51:18,773 - No, she doesn't. - [ Speaks indistinctly ] 777 00:51:18,877 --> 00:51:21,397 - Yeah, maybe because I was up in her eyes. 778 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,847 - You were not up in anything. 779 00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:12,137 ♪ 780 00:52:12,241 --> 00:52:17,970 ♪ 781 00:52:18,074 --> 00:52:23,769 ♪ 782 00:52:23,873 --> 00:52:29,637 ♪ 783 00:52:29,741 --> 00:52:35,436 ♪ 784 00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:41,097 ♪ 785 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:46,896 ♪ 786 00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:52,902 ♪ 787 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,880 - Brought you some tasty morsels. 788 00:53:06,881 --> 00:53:09,988 Got fries there, a hot dog, Skittles... 789 00:53:10,091 --> 00:53:11,645 gummy bears. 790 00:53:12,749 --> 00:53:14,303 - Thanks. 791 00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:19,998 - This kid, Nick Sinsigali, 792 00:53:20,101 --> 00:53:23,173 he put laxatives in my thermos before our trip to New York 793 00:53:23,277 --> 00:53:28,006 to see "Les Mis," and the bus didn't have any bathrooms, so... 794 00:53:29,179 --> 00:53:30,664 Yeah. 795 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:32,735 My mom had to come pick me up. 796 00:53:32,838 --> 00:53:35,600 It sucks 'cause I actually really like "Les Mis." 797 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:42,607 - Yeah. - I saw you went and talked to a girl 798 00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:44,609 and you froze up and you said you liked pineapple. 799 00:53:44,712 --> 00:53:47,784 - Exactly. At least me and Logan havegirls. 800 00:53:47,888 --> 00:53:50,373 - No, you guys don't have shit. Alright. 801 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,237 Well, either-- Yo. - Shut up. 802 00:53:52,341 --> 00:53:53,963 - Either you can get-- You can get... 803 00:53:54,066 --> 00:53:55,482 - The only thing. - Well, I have been inside Marguerite. 804 00:53:55,585 --> 00:53:56,931 - Well, you guys-- 805 00:53:57,035 --> 00:53:58,899 [ Clattering ] 806 00:54:10,324 --> 00:54:12,292 - [ Chuckles ] 807 00:54:17,918 --> 00:54:19,471 [ Tray thuds ] 808 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,102 [ Shoe squeaks, heavy thud ] 809 00:54:31,207 --> 00:54:33,347 [ Laughter ] 810 00:54:33,451 --> 00:54:36,661 [ Indistinct conversations ] 811 00:54:39,422 --> 00:54:42,080 - Phase two-- motor skills. 812 00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:43,184 Gone. 813 00:54:43,288 --> 00:54:44,979 [ Clattering ] 814 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:47,119 - Mm! [ Locker slams ] 815 00:54:47,223 --> 00:54:48,983 [ Sighs ] 816 00:54:57,475 --> 00:54:58,993 - You see, it was like, facing the wall, 817 00:54:59,097 --> 00:55:00,409 you can't look at the dog. - What do you see? 818 00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:01,789 - You could get like a... 819 00:55:01,893 --> 00:55:03,688 - Yeah, but you can't see the dog, bro. 820 00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:07,105 - You're like her guide dog. - No. There's a cat... 821 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,831 [ Indistinct conversation ] 822 00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:10,729 - What do you think Soppy is doing? 823 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,800 - That's actually a great question. Where the fuck is Soppy? 824 00:55:12,904 --> 00:55:16,252 - Probably giving Eli a belly rub this time, after the back rub. 825 00:55:16,356 --> 00:55:17,943 [ Laughter ] 826 00:55:18,047 --> 00:55:20,118 - Maybe he's giving out some back pats. 827 00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:21,706 - Back pats? 828 00:55:21,809 --> 00:55:24,260 [ Indistinct conversation fade ] 829 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:33,373 ♪ 830 00:55:33,476 --> 00:55:42,312 ♪ 831 00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:45,350 [ Singers vocalizing ] 832 00:55:45,454 --> 00:55:53,634 ♪ 833 00:55:53,738 --> 00:55:57,742 ♪ 834 00:56:00,883 --> 00:56:09,961 ♪ 835 00:56:10,064 --> 00:56:18,107 ♪ 836 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:23,664 ♪ 837 00:56:23,768 --> 00:56:26,115 - [ Moaning softly ] 838 00:56:26,218 --> 00:56:29,118 [ Singers continue vocalizing ] 839 00:56:29,221 --> 00:56:35,987 ♪ 840 00:56:36,090 --> 00:56:45,859 ♪ 841 00:56:45,962 --> 00:56:47,377 ♪ 842 00:56:47,481 --> 00:56:49,379 [ Continues moaning softly ] 843 00:56:49,483 --> 00:56:57,422 ♪ 844 00:56:57,526 --> 00:57:05,430 ♪ 845 00:57:05,534 --> 00:57:06,811 [ Singing fades ] 846 00:57:06,914 --> 00:57:09,227 [ Continues moaning softly ] 847 00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:12,092 [ Hushed laughter ] 848 00:57:15,095 --> 00:57:18,408 - [ Whispering ] My name is Soppy, and I just let it out. 849 00:57:18,512 --> 00:57:20,203 [ Laughter, switch clicking ] 850 00:57:20,307 --> 00:57:23,310 - Soppy! 851 00:57:23,413 --> 00:57:26,175 [ Hushed laughter ] 852 00:57:27,314 --> 00:57:29,661 - Better not be dreaming about one of our bitches. 853 00:57:29,765 --> 00:57:32,181 Yeah! - [ Gasps ] 854 00:57:32,284 --> 00:57:33,562 [ Laughter ] - Aww, Soppy! 855 00:57:33,665 --> 00:57:36,357 - Soppy! - Soppy! 856 00:57:36,461 --> 00:57:37,738 - Soppy! 857 00:57:37,842 --> 00:57:39,913 [ Laughter, indistinct shouting ] 858 00:57:43,295 --> 00:57:45,988 [ Laughter, indistinct shouting in distance ] 859 00:57:46,091 --> 00:57:51,545 ♪ 860 00:57:58,863 --> 00:58:02,038 [ Indistinct conversations in distance ] 861 00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:04,351 - Excuse me. Hello? Um, do you have a phone? 862 00:58:04,454 --> 00:58:07,388 [ Coin clatters, beeping ] 863 00:58:07,492 --> 00:58:09,839 - Hello? - Mom. 864 00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:12,014 - Hi. Ben, is that you? 865 00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:17,226 Ben? Honey? Are you there? Can you hear me? 866 00:58:19,297 --> 00:58:21,023 Ben, are you there? 867 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:23,681 - Yeah. Um, yeah, I... 868 00:58:25,579 --> 00:58:27,823 I was just wondering, um... 869 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:33,207 ...uh, if you could just pick me up. 870 00:58:33,311 --> 00:58:35,831 - Honey, where are you? 871 00:58:35,934 --> 00:58:37,246 Ben, honey, tell me where you are. 872 00:58:37,349 --> 00:58:38,385 Tell me where you are right-- 873 00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:41,215 [ Insects chirping ] 874 00:58:41,319 --> 00:58:44,011 [ Vehicle approaches ] 875 00:58:46,324 --> 00:58:48,706 [ Car door opens ] - Ben. 876 00:58:53,918 --> 00:58:56,092 [ Plates clinking in distance ] 877 00:58:58,163 --> 00:59:01,822 Hey, you know what my favorite day of high school was? 878 00:59:03,686 --> 00:59:05,136 Very last day. 879 00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:09,968 Hated it. Yeah. Had a nickname. 880 00:59:10,072 --> 00:59:12,350 It was Chubz. 881 00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:17,010 I hadn't even been overweight since middle school, 882 00:59:17,113 --> 00:59:20,082 but the name followed me, and, you know, 883 00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:21,670 it was stuck in my head. 884 00:59:21,773 --> 00:59:24,534 And then you know what? 885 00:59:24,638 --> 00:59:26,882 I graduated... 886 00:59:26,985 --> 00:59:30,920 and I left it all behind, and I started fresh. 887 00:59:31,024 --> 00:59:32,957 [ Smooth jazz playing over speakers ] 888 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:36,167 You see? 889 00:59:36,270 --> 00:59:39,688 - So... your 20s were good? 890 00:59:40,758 --> 00:59:43,174 - Uh... ehh, no. 891 00:59:43,277 --> 00:59:46,349 No, I mean, I had my heart broken, and-- 892 00:59:46,453 --> 00:59:49,318 and then, you know, I-- I gained some more weight, 893 00:59:49,421 --> 00:59:50,802 30 pounds, and then, 894 00:59:50,906 --> 00:59:54,012 well, then [chuckles] I put my back out 895 00:59:54,116 --> 00:59:56,325 just literally reaching for a set of keys, 896 00:59:56,428 --> 00:59:58,568 and the doctor said I was never gonna, you know, 897 00:59:58,672 --> 00:59:59,846 recover and whatever. 898 00:59:59,949 --> 01:00:01,744 But, I mean, even still, 899 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:05,161 yes, it was way better than my teens. 900 01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:07,198 Now, my 30s... 901 01:00:07,301 --> 01:00:08,751 better than my 20s. 902 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:12,721 And now, I mean, look at me now, right? 903 01:00:12,824 --> 01:00:14,688 40 and sporty. 904 01:00:16,586 --> 01:00:18,381 - And... [ Sniffles ] 905 01:00:18,485 --> 01:00:22,731 ...your teens were better than... 906 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:25,354 like, your first decade? - Pshh. 907 01:00:25,457 --> 01:00:26,804 Hell no. 908 01:00:26,907 --> 01:00:30,048 I mean, that time is just pure bliss. 909 01:00:30,152 --> 01:00:32,361 I mean, nothing better than that. 910 01:00:35,329 --> 01:00:37,607 - This is like the most depressing pep talk ever. 911 01:00:37,711 --> 01:00:40,334 - Look, just... 912 01:00:40,438 --> 01:00:41,853 be yourself, 'cause... 913 01:00:41,957 --> 01:00:43,821 [ Exhales sharply ] 914 01:00:44,718 --> 01:00:47,031 ...then what else are you gonna be? 915 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:50,897 You're you. It's cool. 916 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,175 Just be yourself, man. 917 01:00:55,004 --> 01:00:56,696 It'll all work out. 918 01:00:56,799 --> 01:00:59,250 I know it's a cliché. - [ Sniffles ] 919 01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:06,464 - I don't know if that helps. 920 01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:11,055 Anyway... 921 01:01:11,158 --> 01:01:13,954 My mom didn't yell at you, right? 922 01:01:14,058 --> 01:01:16,854 - She was just concerned, that's all. 923 01:01:16,957 --> 01:01:19,304 You really scared her. - [ Exhales sharply ] 924 01:01:19,408 --> 01:01:21,065 - It's okay to cry. 925 01:01:21,168 --> 01:01:22,652 Just let it out. 926 01:01:22,756 --> 01:01:25,241 Let it out. It's cool. 927 01:01:29,763 --> 01:01:32,732 - [ Sniffles, exhales slowly ] 928 01:01:32,835 --> 01:01:37,081 She just doesn't know how to, like, be a person. 929 01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,294 - Someone giving you a hard time, Ben? 930 01:01:47,436 --> 01:01:50,784 'Cause if they are, you just gotta tell me. 931 01:01:50,888 --> 01:01:53,580 'Cause your silence is helping no one. 932 01:01:53,683 --> 01:01:55,340 Especially not you. 933 01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:00,725 Is it Jake? 934 01:02:00,829 --> 01:02:03,763 - What? No. No. No, why? 935 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,008 - Okay. 936 01:02:08,112 --> 01:02:09,320 Okay. 937 01:02:14,843 --> 01:02:16,810 Listen, guys like Jake... 938 01:02:16,914 --> 01:02:18,847 they're just scared. 939 01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:21,435 They're terrified of guys like Eli 940 01:02:21,539 --> 01:02:23,127 'cause he's different. 941 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:25,888 You wanna know a secret? 942 01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,510 We're all different. 943 01:02:27,614 --> 01:02:29,305 All of us. 944 01:02:29,409 --> 01:02:31,100 I haven't even thought about the guys 945 01:02:31,204 --> 01:02:33,585 that called me Chubz until, like, right now. 946 01:02:33,689 --> 01:02:35,587 [ Fading ] In fact, right now, 947 01:02:35,691 --> 01:02:37,969 they're probably sitting on a couch, 948 01:02:38,073 --> 01:02:41,248 guess what, super chubby. 949 01:02:42,387 --> 01:02:43,837 Alright, so... 950 01:02:43,941 --> 01:02:46,806 [ Muffled, indistinct ] 951 01:02:46,909 --> 01:02:53,640 ♪ 952 01:02:53,743 --> 01:02:55,884 [ Chuckles ] You know? 953 01:03:01,717 --> 01:03:03,374 What do you say? 954 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,067 Wanna take me home? 955 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,730 [ Indistinct announcement over PA system ] 956 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:17,284 The swim session - starts in 10 minutes. 957 01:03:17,388 --> 01:03:21,357 Councilors, please make sure you bring some sunscreen. 958 01:03:21,461 --> 01:03:23,670 [ Indistinct] 959 01:03:23,773 --> 01:03:26,328 - Who's that? - Yeah. You see, man? 960 01:03:26,431 --> 01:03:29,607 - [ Indistinct ] - No, [indistinct] came first. 961 01:03:29,710 --> 01:03:33,162 - We think the same. - No, the chicken came first, yo. 962 01:03:33,266 --> 01:03:34,888 - Why are we even entertaining this? 963 01:03:34,992 --> 01:03:37,028 - I disagree. Exactly. - Why did you just say egg? 964 01:03:37,132 --> 01:03:40,342 [ Indistinct conversation fades in distance ] 965 01:03:46,624 --> 01:03:49,523 - [ Indistinct ] Okay? 966 01:03:49,627 --> 01:03:51,629 I don't see why you have a problem with him. 967 01:03:51,732 --> 01:03:54,943 [ Indistinct ] 968 01:04:04,504 --> 01:04:08,715 ♪ 969 01:04:08,818 --> 01:04:11,338 - ♪ Boom, lots of love's got me going with this ♪ 970 01:04:11,442 --> 01:04:14,272 ♪ Episode, motherfucker, and I came for this ♪ 971 01:04:14,376 --> 01:04:17,103 ♪ I was cool, I'm the gun 'cause I made the beat ♪ 972 01:04:17,206 --> 01:04:19,519 - That's like incest, man. 973 01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:21,348 - It wasn't in their bed. 974 01:04:21,452 --> 01:04:23,626 They have this, like, big bathtub 975 01:04:23,730 --> 01:04:26,215 with, like, a waterfall spout. 976 01:04:26,319 --> 01:04:28,528 Just sliding your butt to the side. 977 01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:31,496 Pop your legs up. Ooh. 978 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,120 - Yo, my uncle has a hot tub, 979 01:04:34,223 --> 01:04:36,950 and the jets, they're amazing. 980 01:04:37,054 --> 01:04:38,987 - You see? He gets it. 981 01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:41,092 - Not the same thing, though. 982 01:04:41,196 --> 01:04:43,474 - No, it is the same thing. 983 01:04:44,578 --> 01:04:46,304 - [ Indistinct, muffled ] 984 01:04:46,408 --> 01:04:48,893 ...walking into a Taco Bell. 985 01:04:48,997 --> 01:04:51,309 You ever been to Mongolian Grill? 986 01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:53,898 Dude, it's insane. 987 01:04:54,002 --> 01:04:55,451 They got guys throwing meat cleavers. 988 01:04:55,555 --> 01:04:57,177 It's like, chop, chop, chop, chop, toss. 989 01:04:57,281 --> 01:04:59,041 "How are you doing today, ma'am?" Catch. 990 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:01,112 Chop, chop, chop, chop, catch. Toss. 991 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,874 I've always wanted to start a restaurant. 992 01:05:04,978 --> 01:05:09,776 Wait, maybe instead of being seated at a booth, 993 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:11,260 you're brought to your own private sauna 994 01:05:11,364 --> 01:05:13,055 and it's like, "Good morning, folks. 995 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,781 Welcome to Steam N' Sizzle. 996 01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:17,646 Can I take your order?" Open 24/7. 997 01:05:28,657 --> 01:05:29,969 - Um... 998 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:34,974 ...do you ever think, like... 999 01:05:35,077 --> 01:05:40,980 maybe the Plague isn't 100% fake? 1000 01:05:48,573 --> 01:05:56,340 ♪ 1001 01:05:56,443 --> 01:05:57,651 Never mind. 1002 01:05:57,755 --> 01:05:59,412 That was a dumb question. 1003 01:05:59,515 --> 01:06:03,105 ♪ 1004 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,280 - I think there's something wrong with me. 1005 01:06:05,383 --> 01:06:09,077 ♪ 1006 01:06:09,180 --> 01:06:10,285 - What do you mean? 1007 01:06:10,388 --> 01:06:14,082 ♪ 1008 01:06:14,185 --> 01:06:15,393 - I don't know. 1009 01:06:15,497 --> 01:06:17,533 I just feel something's wrong. 1010 01:06:17,637 --> 01:06:23,677 ♪ 1011 01:06:23,781 --> 01:06:24,989 - Yeah, but... 1012 01:06:25,093 --> 01:06:27,095 but that-- that's... 1013 01:06:27,198 --> 01:06:30,063 just a feeling, right? 1014 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:35,310 Like, it-- it's not... actually real. 1015 01:06:35,413 --> 01:06:44,871 ♪ 1016 01:06:44,974 --> 01:06:54,570 ♪ 1017 01:06:54,674 --> 01:07:04,304 ♪ 1018 01:07:04,408 --> 01:07:13,796 ♪ 1019 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:23,565 ♪ 1020 01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,567 - Hey, soppy! 1021 01:07:27,948 --> 01:07:29,329 - Hey. What's up? 1022 01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:34,023 ♪ 1023 01:07:34,127 --> 01:07:37,199 - Talked to Daddy Wags. 1024 01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:38,787 I just want to say if I've been a dick or anything, 1025 01:07:38,890 --> 01:07:40,375 you know, I'm sorry. 1026 01:07:41,272 --> 01:07:43,654 - What? No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 1027 01:07:43,757 --> 01:07:45,138 - Have an older brother. 1028 01:07:45,242 --> 01:07:46,588 I'm just used to being around his friends, 1029 01:07:46,691 --> 01:07:48,314 and we just give each other shit all the time. 1030 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:50,247 - Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about. 1031 01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:53,905 - Really? 1032 01:07:55,631 --> 01:07:58,807 - Well, you know, I-- I saw them talking to you, 1033 01:07:58,910 --> 01:08:01,741 but... what happened? 1034 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,675 - You know, I got the big old lecture on bullying and stuff, 1035 01:08:04,778 --> 01:08:06,780 but... 1036 01:08:06,884 --> 01:08:08,506 - Hmm, so dumb. 1037 01:08:08,610 --> 01:08:10,474 Like, what is this, kindergarten? 1038 01:08:10,577 --> 01:08:12,269 - [ Scoffs ] 1039 01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:21,519 You know, maybe Eli said something. 1040 01:08:23,728 --> 01:08:24,867 - You think? 1041 01:08:27,732 --> 01:08:28,699 - Yeah. 1042 01:08:28,802 --> 01:08:34,187 ♪ 1043 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:36,983 Maybe. - Could be. 1044 01:08:37,086 --> 01:08:38,157 I guess I'll see you later, bro. 1045 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,537 - Yeah. 1046 01:08:39,641 --> 01:08:46,613 ♪ 1047 01:08:46,717 --> 01:08:53,482 ♪ 1048 01:08:58,729 --> 01:09:00,834 ♪ 1049 01:09:00,938 --> 01:09:02,491 [ Singers vocalizing eerily ] 1050 01:09:02,595 --> 01:09:10,085 ♪ 1051 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:17,955 ♪ 1052 01:09:18,058 --> 01:09:25,894 ♪ 1053 01:09:25,997 --> 01:09:27,896 [ Insects scratching ] 1054 01:09:27,999 --> 01:09:36,422 ♪ 1055 01:09:36,525 --> 01:09:44,706 ♪ 1056 01:09:44,809 --> 01:09:53,024 ♪ 1057 01:09:53,128 --> 01:10:01,309 ♪ 1058 01:10:01,412 --> 01:10:02,931 [ Jar opens ] 1059 01:10:03,034 --> 01:10:07,453 ♪ 1060 01:10:07,556 --> 01:10:10,007 [ Insects skittering ] 1061 01:10:10,110 --> 01:10:16,255 ♪ 1062 01:10:16,358 --> 01:10:19,327 Fuck! Aah! Fuck, get 'em off! 1063 01:10:19,430 --> 01:10:23,054 No, get off! Stop! Fuck! 1064 01:10:23,158 --> 01:10:26,057 Get off! [ Grunting ] Fuck! 1065 01:10:26,161 --> 01:10:31,097 No, stop! Get off! Stop! No! 1066 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,616 No! 1067 01:10:32,719 --> 01:10:34,100 [ Groaning ] 1068 01:10:34,203 --> 01:10:36,309 Get off! 1069 01:10:37,345 --> 01:10:40,727 Stop! Fuck! Stop! 1070 01:10:40,831 --> 01:10:44,662 Help! Stop! Stop! 1071 01:10:44,766 --> 01:10:46,906 Stop! 1072 01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:48,459 Fuck! 1073 01:10:49,426 --> 01:10:52,360 Stop! Get off! Fuck! 1074 01:10:52,463 --> 01:10:55,052 Stop! Aah! Stop! 1075 01:10:55,155 --> 01:10:58,918 Get off! Stop! Aah! 1076 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:01,300 Fuck! [ Groaning ] 1077 01:11:01,403 --> 01:11:02,956 Fuck off! [ Screaming ] 1078 01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:05,959 Fuck! Oh, my God! Get them off! - The Plague! 1079 01:11:06,063 --> 01:11:08,514 - The Plague! The Plague! 1080 01:11:08,617 --> 01:11:10,757 Go snitch to Daddy Wags, bro. - [ Screaming ] 1081 01:11:10,861 --> 01:11:13,001 Go snitch to Daddy Wags. Go snitch to Daddy Wags. 1082 01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:15,383 - Get off! [ Screaming ] 1083 01:11:15,486 --> 01:11:17,108 [ Boys shouting indistinctly ] 1084 01:11:17,212 --> 01:11:19,628 Get them off! [ Screams ] 1085 01:11:19,732 --> 01:11:22,528 [ Boys shouting indistinctly in distance ] 1086 01:11:24,012 --> 01:11:26,808 - You okay? - We're just messing around, Eli! 1087 01:11:26,911 --> 01:11:29,535 Okay? It was a funny joke! That's what friends do. 1088 01:11:29,638 --> 01:11:32,089 How is that not obvious to you?! 1089 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,544 - The Plague! The Plague! Plague! 1090 01:11:38,647 --> 01:11:41,409 - [ Breathing shakily ] 1091 01:12:06,226 --> 01:12:08,401 [ Gasps ] 1092 01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:16,961 [ Continues breathing shakily ] 1093 01:12:22,795 --> 01:12:31,010 ♪ 1094 01:12:31,113 --> 01:12:34,047 [ Panting harshly ] 1095 01:12:34,151 --> 01:12:38,327 ♪ 1096 01:12:38,431 --> 01:12:46,197 ♪ 1097 01:12:46,301 --> 01:12:54,102 ♪ 1098 01:12:54,205 --> 01:12:56,207 [ Faucet running ] 1099 01:12:56,311 --> 01:13:05,803 ♪ 1100 01:13:05,907 --> 01:13:15,261 ♪ 1101 01:13:15,364 --> 01:13:24,857 ♪ 1102 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:34,314 ♪ 1103 01:13:34,418 --> 01:13:43,910 ♪ 1104 01:13:44,014 --> 01:13:53,333 ♪ 1105 01:13:53,437 --> 01:14:02,757 ♪ 1106 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:05,449 - Would you rather not eat for 48 hours 1107 01:14:05,553 --> 01:14:08,314 or spend the day with Daddy Wags? 1108 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,868 - There's only one. I think it's safe. 1109 01:14:10,972 --> 01:14:12,594 [ Indistinct conversation ] 1110 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:15,632 - I would go for 80 days. 1111 01:14:15,735 --> 01:14:18,255 - I'd go for 30 days and 23 hours. 1112 01:14:18,358 --> 01:14:20,706 - No, no. 80 hours. 1113 01:14:20,809 --> 01:14:23,950 - Exactly. - Hey. 1114 01:14:24,054 --> 01:14:27,851 - Yo. "Two seconds. Wipe that grin off your face. 1115 01:14:27,954 --> 01:14:29,577 Canceling practice for everybody 1116 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,511 and putting everybody on the street, dude." 1117 01:14:32,614 --> 01:14:34,236 - What? 1118 01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:42,348 ♪ 1119 01:14:42,451 --> 01:14:47,422 Then if you drink water, then it has water in it, so... 1120 01:14:47,526 --> 01:14:48,906 - What? 1121 01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:52,185 [ Indistinct conversation ] 1122 01:14:52,289 --> 01:15:00,366 ♪ 1123 01:15:00,469 --> 01:15:08,477 ♪ 1124 01:15:08,581 --> 01:15:16,796 ♪ 1125 01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:25,909 ♪ 1126 01:15:26,012 --> 01:15:31,224 ♪ 1127 01:15:35,090 --> 01:15:44,134 ♪ 1128 01:15:44,237 --> 01:15:53,246 ♪ 1129 01:15:53,350 --> 01:16:02,359 ♪ 1130 01:16:02,462 --> 01:16:06,294 ♪ 1131 01:16:06,397 --> 01:16:08,676 [ Whistle blows ] 1132 01:16:08,779 --> 01:16:12,196 Let's go! Go, go, go! 1133 01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:14,164 Push! 1134 01:16:14,267 --> 01:16:16,235 ♪ 1135 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:17,926 Keep moving! 1136 01:16:18,030 --> 01:16:20,204 ♪ 1137 01:16:20,308 --> 01:16:23,207 Heads up! Eyes on the ball! 1138 01:16:23,311 --> 01:16:29,628 ♪ 1139 01:16:29,731 --> 01:16:36,669 ♪ 1140 01:16:36,773 --> 01:16:39,568 Push! Push! Push! 1141 01:16:39,672 --> 01:16:42,744 - [ Grunts ] - Move that ball! 1142 01:16:48,405 --> 01:16:49,993 Press. 1143 01:16:52,029 --> 01:16:53,513 Press! 1144 01:16:53,617 --> 01:16:56,275 - [ Grunts, gasps ] - Push! Push! 1145 01:17:00,003 --> 01:17:02,591 Find an open spot. - Seriously... 1146 01:17:02,695 --> 01:17:04,732 The ball... - Move those legs! 1147 01:17:04,835 --> 01:17:05,836 Come on! Move 'em, move 'em! 1148 01:17:05,940 --> 01:17:08,218 [ Both grunting ] 1149 01:17:08,321 --> 01:17:10,289 Come on! 1150 01:17:13,810 --> 01:17:15,950 - [ Groans ] 1151 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,645 - Get back! 1152 01:17:21,749 --> 01:17:23,889 No, no, no, no! No! No! 1153 01:17:23,992 --> 01:17:31,690 ♪ 1154 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,729 Stop! - Pass the ball! 1155 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:38,455 - [ Indistinct ] Come on. 1156 01:17:39,836 --> 01:17:40,975 Keep it up! 1157 01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:43,184 - Alright, shoot, shoot, shoot! 1158 01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:44,979 [ Whistle blows ] 1159 01:17:47,119 --> 01:17:48,672 - Nice, Ben. 1160 01:17:48,776 --> 01:17:50,122 - Hey, he fucking scratched me. 1161 01:17:50,225 --> 01:17:51,571 - What? - Call it. 1162 01:17:51,675 --> 01:17:55,679 - Call what? - The fucking scratch. 1163 01:17:55,783 --> 01:17:57,129 You blow that whistle all the time, 1164 01:17:57,232 --> 01:17:59,648 and you won't blow it on him right now? 1165 01:17:59,752 --> 01:18:02,513 Oh, my fuck, bro! Call it! 1166 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:04,101 Fuck, bro. 1167 01:18:04,205 --> 01:18:07,173 You don't know fucking jack shit about water polo, bitch. 1168 01:18:10,211 --> 01:18:12,282 [ Whistle blows ] 1169 01:18:13,593 --> 01:18:14,940 - [ Grunts ] 1170 01:18:15,043 --> 01:18:18,046 [ High-pitched whining ] 1171 01:18:20,669 --> 01:18:21,567 [ Whining fades ] 1172 01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:23,431 Mm! 1173 01:18:32,923 --> 01:18:36,340 [ Muffled screaming ] 1174 01:18:43,175 --> 01:18:45,591 - Get out of here! - [ Indistinct ] 1175 01:18:45,694 --> 01:18:49,629 - Hey! - [ Coughing ] 1176 01:18:49,733 --> 01:18:51,217 - You alright? 1177 01:18:51,321 --> 01:18:52,529 You okay? - Oh! 1178 01:18:52,632 --> 01:18:55,394 - Hey! Get out of the pool! 1179 01:18:55,497 --> 01:18:56,982 Come on. 1180 01:18:59,398 --> 01:19:01,089 Come on. Get out. 1181 01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:07,371 Huh? What are you thinking? 1182 01:19:07,475 --> 01:19:16,380 ♪ 1183 01:19:16,484 --> 01:19:25,389 ♪ 1184 01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:34,364 ♪ 1185 01:19:34,467 --> 01:19:43,407 ♪ 1186 01:19:43,511 --> 01:19:44,961 [ Car door shuts ] 1187 01:19:45,064 --> 01:19:46,686 [ Indistinct shouting in distance ] 1188 01:19:46,790 --> 01:19:49,344 [ Car door shuts, engine starts ] 1189 01:19:49,448 --> 01:19:56,282 ♪ 1190 01:19:56,386 --> 01:20:03,324 ♪ 1191 01:20:44,020 --> 01:20:46,850 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1192 01:20:46,954 --> 01:20:56,687 ♪ 1193 01:20:56,791 --> 01:21:06,525 ♪ 1194 01:21:06,628 --> 01:21:11,668 ♪ 1195 01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:13,670 [ Vocalizing stops ] 1196 01:21:13,773 --> 01:21:19,814 ♪ 1197 01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:25,061 ♪ 1198 01:21:25,164 --> 01:21:27,442 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1199 01:21:27,546 --> 01:21:28,961 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 1200 01:21:29,065 --> 01:21:30,894 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1201 01:21:30,998 --> 01:21:32,585 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1202 01:21:32,689 --> 01:21:34,656 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1203 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,210 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1204 01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:38,143 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1205 01:21:38,246 --> 01:21:39,868 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1206 01:21:39,972 --> 01:21:41,870 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1207 01:21:41,974 --> 01:21:43,631 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1208 01:21:43,734 --> 01:21:45,564 ♪ 1209 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,808 - Hey. Whoever gets a handjob first gets 10,000. 1210 01:21:48,912 --> 01:21:57,403 ♪ 1211 01:21:57,507 --> 01:22:00,820 - ♪ Inside an empty room, my inspiration flows ♪ 1212 01:22:00,924 --> 01:22:04,893 - That's the Plague at the peak of its shit. 1213 01:22:04,997 --> 01:22:07,344 - ♪ The magic melody ♪ 1214 01:22:07,448 --> 01:22:10,692 ♪ You want to sing with me, just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1215 01:22:10,796 --> 01:22:12,315 ♪ The music is the key ♪ 1216 01:22:12,418 --> 01:22:14,455 ♪ And now the night is gone ♪ 1217 01:22:14,558 --> 01:22:18,114 ♪ Still it goes on and on so deep inside of me ♪ 1218 01:22:18,217 --> 01:22:21,634 ♪ I long to set it free, I don't know what to do ♪ 1219 01:22:21,738 --> 01:22:25,052 ♪ Just can't explain to you, I don't know what to say ♪ 1220 01:22:25,155 --> 01:22:27,054 ♪ Oh, not another word ♪ 1221 01:22:27,157 --> 01:22:29,090 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1222 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,678 ♪ It goes around the world ♪ 1223 01:22:30,781 --> 01:22:32,818 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1224 01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,233 ♪ It's all around the world ♪ 1225 01:22:34,337 --> 01:22:36,373 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1226 01:22:36,477 --> 01:22:38,030 ♪ And everybody's singing ♪ 1227 01:22:38,134 --> 01:22:40,136 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1228 01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:41,620 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 1229 01:22:41,723 --> 01:22:43,139 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1230 01:22:43,242 --> 01:22:45,244 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1231 01:22:45,348 --> 01:22:47,143 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1232 01:22:47,246 --> 01:22:48,627 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1233 01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:50,767 - Eli. - Wazzup?! 1234 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,286 - What are you doing? 1235 01:22:52,389 --> 01:22:54,633 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1236 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:57,636 - Eli! What are you doing?! 1237 01:22:57,739 --> 01:23:01,329 - Ben, I am dancing. - No, Eli, you're not dancing, 1238 01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:03,055 because you have no one to dance with. 1239 01:23:03,159 --> 01:23:05,851 - Yes, I do. I'm dancing with Boopy. 1240 01:23:05,954 --> 01:23:08,405 She doesn't care about the Plague. 1241 01:23:08,509 --> 01:23:10,373 Right, Boopy? 1242 01:23:10,476 --> 01:23:12,858 Hey! Stop! 1243 01:23:12,961 --> 01:23:15,067 What are you doing?! 1244 01:23:15,171 --> 01:23:16,655 What are you...?! 1245 01:23:18,553 --> 01:23:19,934 Why'd you do that? 1246 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,315 Why'd you do that?! 1247 01:23:21,418 --> 01:23:23,869 ♪ 1248 01:23:23,972 --> 01:23:25,836 - Eli. 1249 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:29,081 Eli, stop. Listen to me. 1250 01:23:29,185 --> 01:23:32,947 Eli! Eli, stop! - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1251 01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:34,466 Wait! 1252 01:23:34,569 --> 01:23:36,778 Where are you going? Come here! Stop! 1253 01:23:38,918 --> 01:23:40,575 Eli! 1254 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:48,204 Do you know what your problem is? 1255 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,310 You don't even try. 1256 01:23:52,311 --> 01:23:54,589 You think that you can just be yourself 1257 01:23:54,693 --> 01:23:57,834 and not give a shit what anyone thinks. 1258 01:23:57,937 --> 01:24:01,009 But that only works when "yourself" is the kind of person 1259 01:24:01,113 --> 01:24:03,460 other people want to be around. 1260 01:24:03,564 --> 01:24:06,774 Eli, no one wants to be around you. 1261 01:24:06,877 --> 01:24:08,293 No one! 1262 01:24:09,673 --> 01:24:12,849 Look at me! I'm talking to you! 1263 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:14,713 Hey! Eye contact. 1264 01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:16,508 Ever heard of it? 1265 01:24:16,611 --> 01:24:19,890 What the fuck is your fucking problem?! 1266 01:24:20,615 --> 01:24:22,134 You know, one day you're gonna have to 1267 01:24:22,238 --> 01:24:24,032 grow the fuck up and realize it's time 1268 01:24:24,136 --> 01:24:27,070 to start behaving like an actual human being, 1269 01:24:27,174 --> 01:24:28,796 or you're just gonna spend the rest 1270 01:24:28,899 --> 01:24:32,144 of your miserable fucking life friendless and alone! 1271 01:24:32,248 --> 01:24:34,353 Is that what you want?! 1272 01:24:34,457 --> 01:24:36,907 Look at me. Is that what you want?! 1273 01:24:37,011 --> 01:24:45,847 ♪ 1274 01:24:45,951 --> 01:24:54,856 ♪ 1275 01:25:05,764 --> 01:25:08,801 - [ Groaning ] 1276 01:25:12,288 --> 01:25:15,498 [ Groaning continues ] 1277 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:23,126 [ Gasping ] 1278 01:25:23,230 --> 01:25:26,094 - Eli. It's not funny. 1279 01:25:26,198 --> 01:25:28,925 - [ Groaning ] 1280 01:25:29,028 --> 01:25:31,617 [ Squelching ] 1281 01:25:31,721 --> 01:25:34,102 [ Groaning ] 1282 01:25:34,206 --> 01:25:39,246 [ Screaming ] 1283 01:25:39,349 --> 01:25:42,145 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1284 01:25:42,249 --> 01:25:44,389 - [ Panting ] - [ Whimpering ] 1285 01:25:44,492 --> 01:25:53,156 ♪ 1286 01:25:53,260 --> 01:26:02,545 ♪ 1287 01:26:02,648 --> 01:26:06,238 [ Rain pouring ] 1288 01:26:06,342 --> 01:26:07,826 [ Whimpers ] 1289 01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:10,104 - Alright. Get in. 1290 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,348 Okay. Uh... 1291 01:26:12,451 --> 01:26:13,763 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Go inside, Ben. 1292 01:26:13,866 --> 01:26:16,179 - Right? But he's gonna be okay, right? 1293 01:26:16,283 --> 01:26:18,802 - Ben, go inside! He'll be okay. 1294 01:26:18,906 --> 01:26:20,390 Fuck! 1295 01:26:20,494 --> 01:26:22,530 [ Engine starts ] 1296 01:26:22,634 --> 01:26:29,779 ♪ 1297 01:26:29,882 --> 01:26:33,196 [ Thunder rumbles ] 1298 01:26:33,300 --> 01:26:36,924 [ Rain pouring loudly ] 1299 01:26:52,008 --> 01:26:54,907 [ Muffled, tense music ] 1300 01:26:55,011 --> 01:27:00,154 ♪ 1301 01:27:00,258 --> 01:27:08,611 ♪ 1302 01:27:08,714 --> 01:27:16,895 ♪ 1303 01:27:16,998 --> 01:27:25,144 ♪ 1304 01:27:25,248 --> 01:27:33,601 ♪ 1305 01:27:33,705 --> 01:27:43,093 ♪ 1306 01:27:43,197 --> 01:27:52,758 ♪ 1307 01:27:52,862 --> 01:28:02,216 ♪ 1308 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:11,881 ♪ 1309 01:28:11,984 --> 01:28:16,575 ♪ 1310 01:28:16,679 --> 01:28:20,855 [ Muffled, upbeat music playing ] 1311 01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:28,863 ♪ 1312 01:28:28,967 --> 01:28:31,038 [ Music intensifies ] 1313 01:28:31,141 --> 01:28:40,668 ♪ 1314 01:28:40,772 --> 01:28:50,160 ♪ 1315 01:28:50,264 --> 01:28:59,825 ♪ 1316 01:28:59,929 --> 01:29:06,591 ♪ 1317 01:29:06,694 --> 01:29:09,594 - ♪ Hey, yeah, hey, yeah ♪ 1318 01:29:09,697 --> 01:29:12,873 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1319 01:29:12,976 --> 01:29:17,118 [ Vocalizing] 1320 01:29:17,222 --> 01:29:22,883 ♪ 1321 01:29:22,986 --> 01:29:24,332 ♪ 1322 01:29:24,436 --> 01:29:26,162 - Set it up, DJ! 1323 01:29:26,265 --> 01:29:31,685 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1324 01:29:31,788 --> 01:29:36,724 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1325 01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:43,559 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1326 01:29:43,662 --> 01:29:49,461 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1327 01:29:49,565 --> 01:29:52,430 ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 1328 01:29:52,533 --> 01:29:54,086 ♪ Take me away ♪ 1329 01:29:54,190 --> 01:29:55,536 - Set it up, DJ! 1330 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,436 - ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 1331 01:29:58,539 --> 01:30:00,438 ♪ Take me away ♪ 1332 01:30:00,541 --> 01:30:02,060 ♪ Oh ♪ 1333 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:07,755 ♪ 1334 01:30:07,859 --> 01:30:12,864 ♪ 1335 01:30:12,967 --> 01:30:14,659 ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1336 01:30:14,762 --> 01:30:16,212 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1337 01:30:16,315 --> 01:30:17,489 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1338 01:30:17,593 --> 01:30:19,215 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1339 01:30:19,318 --> 01:30:20,492 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1340 01:30:20,596 --> 01:30:22,218 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1341 01:30:22,321 --> 01:30:23,564 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1342 01:30:23,668 --> 01:30:25,152 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1343 01:30:25,255 --> 01:30:26,429 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1344 01:30:26,533 --> 01:30:28,120 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1345 01:30:28,224 --> 01:30:29,294 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1346 01:30:29,397 --> 01:30:31,089 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1347 01:30:31,192 --> 01:30:32,435 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1348 01:30:32,539 --> 01:30:34,126 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1349 01:30:34,230 --> 01:30:35,369 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1350 01:30:35,473 --> 01:30:37,026 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1351 01:30:37,129 --> 01:30:38,510 Set it up, DJ! 1352 01:30:38,614 --> 01:30:43,170 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1353 01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:49,694 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1354 01:30:49,797 --> 01:30:54,802 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1355 01:30:55,976 --> 01:30:59,807 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1356 01:30:59,911 --> 01:31:01,913 - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1357 01:31:02,016 --> 01:31:07,056 ♪ New York massive ♪ - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1358 01:31:07,919 --> 01:31:12,648 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ - [ Breathing heavily ] 1359 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:18,412 - [ Distorted] ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1360 01:31:18,516 --> 01:31:24,349 - [ Coughing ] - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1361 01:31:24,452 --> 01:31:27,697 ♪ Feeling so real ♪ 1362 01:31:27,801 --> 01:31:31,770 - [ Screams, gasps ] 1363 01:31:38,328 --> 01:31:41,262 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1364 01:31:41,366 --> 01:31:50,927 ♪ 1365 01:31:51,031 --> 01:32:00,385 ♪ 1366 01:32:00,488 --> 01:32:10,050 ♪ 1367 01:32:10,153 --> 01:32:19,542 ♪ 1368 01:32:19,646 --> 01:32:29,207 ♪ 1369 01:32:29,310 --> 01:32:38,837 ♪ 1370 01:32:38,941 --> 01:32:48,329 ♪ 1371 01:32:48,433 --> 01:32:57,994 ♪ 1372 01:32:58,098 --> 01:33:07,417 ♪ 1373 01:33:07,521 --> 01:33:17,082 ♪ 1374 01:33:17,186 --> 01:33:19,982 [ Singing fades ] 1375 01:33:23,537 --> 01:33:30,440 ♪ 1376 01:33:30,544 --> 01:33:37,378 ♪ 1377 01:33:37,482 --> 01:33:44,351 ♪ 1378 01:33:44,454 --> 01:33:47,354 [ Singer vocalizing ] 1379 01:33:47,457 --> 01:33:53,671 ♪ 1380 01:33:53,774 --> 01:34:00,194 ♪ 1381 01:34:00,298 --> 01:34:06,511 ♪ 1382 01:34:06,614 --> 01:34:13,000 ♪ 1383 01:34:13,104 --> 01:34:19,351 ♪ 1384 01:34:19,455 --> 01:34:25,703 ♪ 1385 01:34:25,806 --> 01:34:32,157 ♪ 1386 01:34:32,261 --> 01:34:38,543 ♪ 1387 01:34:38,646 --> 01:34:45,032 ♪ 1388 01:34:45,136 --> 01:34:51,452 ♪ 1389 01:34:51,556 --> 01:34:58,045 ♪ 1390 01:34:58,149 --> 01:35:04,431 ♪ 1391 01:35:04,534 --> 01:35:11,058 ♪ 1392 01:35:11,162 --> 01:35:17,478 ♪ 1393 01:35:17,582 --> 01:35:24,037 ♪ 1394 01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:30,491 ♪ 1395 01:35:30,595 --> 01:35:40,260 ♪ 1396 01:35:40,363 --> 01:35:46,680 ♪ 1397 01:35:46,784 --> 01:35:53,273 ♪ 1398 01:35:53,376 --> 01:35:59,797 ♪ 1399 01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:06,527 ♪ 1400 01:36:06,631 --> 01:36:13,258 ♪ 1401 01:36:13,362 --> 01:36:19,782 ♪ 1402 01:36:19,886 --> 01:36:26,513 ♪ 1403 01:36:26,616 --> 01:36:33,209 ♪ 1404 01:36:33,313 --> 01:36:39,767 ♪ 1405 01:36:39,871 --> 01:36:46,429 ♪ 1406 01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:53,160 ♪ 1407 01:36:53,264 --> 01:36:59,718 ♪ 1408 01:36:59,822 --> 01:37:06,725 ♪ 1409 01:37:06,829 --> 01:37:13,698 ♪ 1410 01:37:13,801 --> 01:37:20,670 ♪ 1411 01:37:20,774 --> 01:37:27,643 ♪ 1412 01:37:27,746 --> 01:37:34,650 ♪ 1413 01:37:34,753 --> 01:37:41,622 ♪ 1414 01:37:41,726 --> 01:37:48,560 ♪ 1415 01:37:48,664 --> 01:37:55,567 ♪ 1416 01:37:55,671 --> 01:38:02,540 ♪ 1417 01:38:02,643 --> 01:38:07,717 ♪ 1418 01:38:07,821 --> 01:38:13,240 ♪