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- (BUZZ SAW SCREECHING)
- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(DOG GROWLING)
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(SNARLS, HUFFS)
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♪ (MUSIC RISES) ♪
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(ZOMBIE SNARLS, GROANS)
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♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
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- Hey, Stuart.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Bert.
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Got anything new?
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Funny every time.
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(PORTAL HISSES, WARBLES)
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I think I'm ready to pull
the trigger on Batman 608.
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Excellent choice.
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What's the trade?
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What would you say
to a can of lima beans?
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Oh, geez, Bert, come on!
This is near mint.
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I could probably get a couple
Dinty Moore Beef Stews for this.
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Plus...
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cream corn.
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- Meh.
- BERT KIBBLER: Okay.
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I was saving it for my birthday,
but I guess I'll throw it in.
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Fancy Feast.
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What flavor?
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- Salmon.
- Sold.
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- Yay!
- TREVOR: Um, are you crazy?
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(SCOFFS) Hawkeye doesn't deserve
to be an Avenger.
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Yeah-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You do not want to go there.
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You got a guy
with a bow and arrow,
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and he's supposed to be
on the same team
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as a guy
with an arc reactor iron suit
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and the literal God of Thunder?
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(LAUGHS) What sense
does that even make?
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I don't know, I mean... (GRUNTS)
...does this make sense?
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- (SCREAMS, GROANS)
- ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I just mopped!
We talked about this, Kyle!
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That's strike three!
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I'm sorry, okay?
Uh, but you heard him.
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Sorry. He started it.
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Unbelievable.
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- Give me a hand.
- BERT: Oh, yeah.
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You know, I feel the same way
about Green Arrow.
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Yeah, we all do but you don't
have to kill people.
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(PORTAL HISSES, WARBLES)
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(SIGHS) Bye!
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You ever wonder
where this thing goes?
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Nope.
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- Probably smart.
- TRAVELER: Stuart.
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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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We gotta talk.
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Shit just got weird.
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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪
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♪ Stuart tries
To reset our lives ♪
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♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪
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♪ He's our only chance
And he tries and he tries ♪
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♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪
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♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING) ♪
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♪ Stuart fails ♪
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♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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Do you have
an identical twin brother?
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- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- No.
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- Okay, I have two questions.
- Just two?
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I've only got a few seconds
to explain this,
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so you gotta focus.
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- Who are you?
- First question.
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I'm you from
another stream of reality.
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Well, that answers that.
Second question...
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Listen to me.
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This apocalyptic nightmare
that you are living in,
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it can be avoided,
it never has to happen.
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Okay, now I have,
like, six questions.
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- He can't be me.
- He looks like you.
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Senior prom, Emily Manhart,
peach schnapps.
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She was ready to go.
You puked in her lap.
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Sounds like you.
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At least I went
to my senior prom.
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I couldn't go. I had mono.
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Please, I don't have
a lot of time.
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Leonard Hofstadter,
Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz.
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- Remember them?
- Yeah, real nerds.
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Pot-kettle.
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- Sure.
- Fair enough.
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Anyway, they invented some kind
of quantum entanglement thing,
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and you were there
when it malfunctioned.
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Both of us or just him?
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- Doesn't matter!
- It matters to me.
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The point is,
it altered reality.
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None of this is supposed to be.
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And by none of this,
you mean...?
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None of it!
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The violence, the devastation,
the dimensional rifts!
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- Dimensional rifts!
- Now we know.
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None of this is normal.
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- Certainly not that!
- The big moth?
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(SCOFFS) Yes! Yes! The big moth!
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If you turn the lights off,
they don't bother you.
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You can put everything right.
You can make it the way it was.
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- You just have to find the--
- Hang on.
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- Hang on!
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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If you're me
from another reality,
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how can you be in this one?
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I don't know.
I'm not a quantum physicist.
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I went to the Rhode Island
School of Design.
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- I didn't know that.
- Oh, yeah, I have a BFA.
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Really? How come
you never did anything with it?
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What am I gonna do,
teach high school kids
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- how to draw fruit?
- (SIGHS) Guys, please!
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The machine is still at Caltech.
Here's what you have to do.
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Hang on, let me write this down.
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♪ (QUIRKY SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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"Cal... "
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Oh, shoot!
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- What is shaking it gonna do?
- Stop talking and listen.
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You know, I might have
a Sharpie, excuse me.
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- Listen!
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
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When you get to the machine...
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- (GARBLED SPEECH)
- ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- Damn it!
- W... What's happening?
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I don't know!
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I'm going through
some kind of wormhole!
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(GROANS)
The important thing is...
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(GARBLED SPEECH)
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And... And when you find him...
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(GARBLED SPEECH)
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...and that will fix everything.
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(WHOOSHING WARBLE)
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You get any of that?
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- I got the gist.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (DOG BARKING)
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(BARKS, GROWLS)
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(GROWLS, SNARLS)
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- (WANDERER GRUNTS)
- (TEETH CRUNCH)
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(DOG WHIMPERS)
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Nice catch, Steve!
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How is it out there?
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It's a little nippy.
Wear layers.
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- (DOOR RATTLES)
- (KEYS JANGLING)
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Shall we?
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(SIGHS) Mm, I don't know.
I'm having second thoughts.
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What are you talking about?
We've been given a quest.
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Yeah, but, uh,
do we believe that guy?
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That guy was you.
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That's my point.
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When did we start listening
to me?
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Maybe we have a chance
to fix the world.
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I don't know,
I think it's important
to ask the question.
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Is this reality that bad?
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(ZOMBIE GROWLS)
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(ZOMBIE GROANS)
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I think there's room
for improvement.
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♪ (FUNKY TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(SCAVENGERS GRUNTING)
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What are you doing?
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What's it look like?
I'm trying to get us to Caltech.
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With a Thomas Guide?
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I would've used
the GPS on my iPhone,
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but civilization
seemed to have collapsed.
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- (RAT SQUEALS, CHOMPS)
- PENN: Ow!
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Check it out.
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♪ (JAUNTY CARNIVAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
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- Juggling two-- (YELPS)
- (RAT CHOMPS)
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Juggling two starving
feral creatures,
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as, uh, you can see,
is not difficult, but...
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- (RATS SQUEALING, CHOMPING)
- (GROANS)
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...juggling three is... (GRUNTS)
...profoundly stupid. Ow!
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(GRUNTS)
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I saw them in Vegas.
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- Such a fun night.
- Oh.
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You know who I loved in Vegas
and I didn't think I would?
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- Huh?
- Celine Dion.
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Mm. Oh, I'm sorry.
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- (RATS SQUEALING)
- (PENN GRUNTS, GROANS)
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Oh, all right.
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- (RAT CHOMPS)
- (GROANS) Yeah.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Thank you!
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- We are Penn and Teller...
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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...and we'll be here
until we're dead!
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- (RATS SQUEALING)
- (PENN GRUNTS)
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- (FLIES BUZZING)
- ♪ (DARK TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PORTAL HISSES, WARBLES)
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- Moth.
- (CROWD GASPING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Oh, my God, look. Floss.
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BERT: Just hurry.
It's getting dark.
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STUART BLOOM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Excuse me, uh, how much
for a foot of floss?
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- Mint or regular?
- Uh, let me get the regular.
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VENDOR: Oh.
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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSICAL STING) ♪
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Thank you.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
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Can't put a price
on healthy gums.
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Oh! Oh, this feels so good.
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Go easy. We're sharing that.
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(GUN COCKS)
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Not a good sound.
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Stuart?
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Denise?
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I thought you were dead.
(CHUCKLES)
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- I thought you were dead!
- Aw!
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So, what have you been up to?
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Robbing mostly.
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Still working on my screenplay.
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- Oh, good for you.
- Yeah. How have you been?
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- Okay. Still got the store.
- Oh, that's great.
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What's going on?
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Don't worry, Gary.
I know these guys.
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So, we're not robbing,
we're not killing?
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What are we doing?
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DENISE: You remember
I mentioned Stuart?
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Oh, sure. How's it going? Gary.
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Hi.
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So, are you two...?
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You gotta remember,
I thought you were dead.
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Yeah, no, right, right, yeah.
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Funny story, actually, uh,
Gary was seeing my friend Lisa.
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Oh, nice girl. Yeah, Jewish.
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Yeah, and anyway, Lisa got eaten
by cannibals in Sherman Oaks.
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- Oh, no.
- DENISE: Mm-hmm.
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Human meat isn't kosher,
but I guess that only matters
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if the cannibals
are also Jewish.
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Anyway, we, um, you know,
comforted each other.
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The lady has skills, am I right?
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Well...
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To be honest, I mostly focused
on my own performance.
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Anyway, uh, we gotta go.
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Yeah, Caltech. We're on a quest.
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- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- There's no more Caltech.
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What's left of it
is a death trap.
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We don't have a choice.
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Yeah, an alternate version of me
came from another universe
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and explained
how I can undo the apocalypse.
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It was really cool.
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An alternate version of you?
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Yeah, same pasty face
and same whiny voice.
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It was like looking in a mirror.
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- Well, good luck.
- ♪ (MUSIC TURNS DARING) ♪
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- Yeah, nice to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
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Have fun with
the... looting and stuff.
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Ciao.
243
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,548
(GARY SIGHS)
244
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,757
They're gonna die.
245
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,425
Oh, yeah.
246
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,390
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
247
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,058
STUART: Oh, that looks bad.
248
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,394
Because of all the guns?
249
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,272
Yes, because of all the guns.
250
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,066
♪ (DARING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
251
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,651
Denise, what are you doing?
252
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,570
Trying to keep you alive.
253
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,571
I don't care about your life.
254
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,239
I'm just hoping
to get laid tonight.
255
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,282
- Gary.
- Oh, uh...
256
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,408
- Very kind.
- Thank you.
257
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,994
- What's your plan?
- No, I don't really have one.
258
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,579
I'm kind of new
to the action genre.
259
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,913
All right,
here's how we do this.
260
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,415
I'll create a distraction
at the main gate.
261
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,083
The three of you
cut around to the side
262
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,002
- where the trucks are going in.
- Yeah, then what?
263
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,254
When the trucks stop,
you roll under them,
264
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,464
grab the undercarriage,
and ride on in.
265
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,550
You, sir, have done this before.
266
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,594
Well, back in the day,
I was Army Special Forces.
267
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,054
Cool. I was a geologist.
268
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,932
- We ready?
- Yeah.
269
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:26,227
Uh... (STAMMERS) Hang on.
So... so, roll, run, grab?
270
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,438
Run, roll, grab.
271
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,273
Sorry, more of a visual learner.
272
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,776
On three. One, two, three!
273
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,111
♪ (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
274
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,237
(GUNSHOTS)
275
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,614
- Oh, my God, Gary!
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
276
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,116
- SOLDIER 1: Don't move!
- SOLIDER 2: Hands in the air!
277
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,036
- (SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
278
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,330
Tell them about
the alternate version of you.
279
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,456
Shush!
280
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,000
(GASPS, SOBBING)
Oh, my gosh, Gary.
281
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,295
It's terrible. Just terrible.
But you know what?
282
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,006
You... you're gonna
find somebody else.
283
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,925
Maybe sooner than you think.
284
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,177
Get in there!
285
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,887
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
286
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,264
- Oh, wow!
- STUART: What?
287
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,267
BERT: This used to be
my Geology classroom.
288
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,311
I opened
so many young minds here.
289
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,979
WANDERER: Can you keep it down?
290
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,649
Raj?
291
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,567
♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
292
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,194
Maybe. Possibly.
293
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,780
Who wants to know?
294
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,282
Raj, it's me, Stuart,
from the comic book store.
295
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,910
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
296
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,161
Stuart?
297
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,456
Yes, and... and Bert Kibbler.
You know Bert?
298
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,916
- Bert?
- STUART: And Denise.
299
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,000
Remember Denise?
300
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,919
(CHUCKLES DELIRIOUSLY)
301
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,545
This isn't real.
302
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,172
(STAMMERS) This is...
this is a hallucination!
303
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,508
No. No, no, no.
We're here. It's real.
304
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,094
That's kind of what
a hallucination would say.
305
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,679
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
306
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,763
What are you doing here?
307
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,015
Isn't it obvious?
I'm in a locked room.
308
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,350
I haven't changed
my underwear in years,
309
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,018
and I crap in a bucket!
310
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,646
So, you're like a prisoner?
311
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,024
I rode an elephant to my wedding
and now I crap in a bucket!
312
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,276
Congratulations.
313
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,028
Uh, on the wedding thing.
314
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,072
Yeah, a moth ate her.
315
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,533
Anyway, I-- I... I've had time
316
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,868
to... to...
to figure it all out,
317
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,662
and there's definitely
something wrong
318
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,705
with this reality.
319
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,207
See? I-- I prove it
here and here,
320
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,750
and the numbers, they don't lie.
321
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,086
- So, you were telling the truth?
- You didn't believe me?
322
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,380
That an alternate version of you
told you how to save
the universe?
323
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,048
No, not for a minute. (SCOFFS)
324
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,883
- Pay attention!
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
325
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,553
Leonard, Sheldon, and Howard.
326
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,348
They built a vari-state
quantum interference device.
327
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,766
That would have been my guess.
328
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,268
RAJ KOOTHRAPPALI:
It malfunctioned,
329
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,811
and it changed
everything, right?
330
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,564
The universe, uh, history...
(WHISPERS) ...reality.
331
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,691
Yeah, yeah, great.
How... How do we fix it?
332
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,985
Yeah, that's a toughie.
Why you ask?
333
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,779
(PANTS) Wait, did you ask?
I assume you ask.
334
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,073
It's a toughie
because we're all prisoners
335
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,117
- of the Evil One.
- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
336
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,911
And the Evil One
likes everything
337
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,123
to stay just...
(WHISPERS) ...as it is.
338
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,834
Who's the Evil One?
339
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,794
(GROANS)
340
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,087
I can't say his name!
341
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,131
If I say his name,
bad things happen.
342
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,591
(STUART SIGHS)
343
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,925
Sorry, is it Voldemort?
344
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,010
I wish it was Voldemort.
345
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,386
That's a guy
you can reason with.
346
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,097
But-- (GRUNTS)
If we got to the device,
347
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,766
you could
really reset the universe?
348
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,851
Bing, bang, boom!
But it's hopeless!
349
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,979
That device, it's surrounded
by armed guards, 24/7!
350
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,440
No, it's not hopeless.
The alternate me said
351
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,442
that I'm the chosen one
who'll set things right.
352
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,736
- ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- He didn't say "chosen."
353
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654
Well, he implied "chosen."
354
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:27,283
Boy, I did not get that at all.
355
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,785
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- All kneel...
356
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,161
- (WHIMPERS)
- ...for the Grand Caliph
357
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,789
of South Pasadena,
Flintridge, and Monrovia!
358
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,583
The Supreme Ruler
of the San Gabriel Valley!
359
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,335
I'm not kneeling for anybody!
360
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,629
(GASPS) Okay, yeah. Mm-hmm.
361
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,006
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
362
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,300
(WITH RHOTACISM)
Hello, pwisoners.
363
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,761
- Kripke?
- Ward Kripke.
364
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,096
Not Ward. "Word."
365
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,138
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
366
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,140
- What... What'd I say?
- You said "Ward," and--
367
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,143
This is The Evil One?
(CHUCKLES) Barry Kripke?
368
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,814
He's sorry. Please.
He doesn't know. Show him mercy.
369
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,900
Mercy? I am nothing
if not merciful.
370
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,985
Troubadours sing of my mercy!
371
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,362
You mind if we stand up?
372
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,656
No one stands
before Ward Kripke.
373
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,492
Okay, wast time,
it's "Word," not "Ward."
374
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,952
Uh, go ahead,
stand, doesn't matter.
375
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,329
With all due respect, my liege,
376
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,665
how is it that you're the...
the grand...
377
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,668
- Cawiph.
- ...Caliph of South Pasadena?
378
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,087
(SIGHS) I suppose we have time
for a wittle backstory.
379
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,006
Uh, I apologize.
You guys have heard this before.
380
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,509
Uh, when everything went screwy
381
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,554
and civilization
as we know it cowapsed,
382
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,681
a vacuum of weadership
was created
383
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,518
here at the university,
and as we all know...
384
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,187
(HESITATES) Nature abhors
a vacuum?
385
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,355
Wight-o.
386
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,483
So, I seized power,
got all the food,
387
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,402
the guns, and the girls.
388
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,946
Yeah, end of backstory.
389
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,281
But this world
is a living nightmare.
390
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,532
Don't you wanna
put things right?
391
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,325
Were you not wistening?
392
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,077
I... I got all the girls.
393
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,204
(CHUCKLES) By the way, uh...
394
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,206
uh, are you...
you seeing anyone or...?
395
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,875
- She's with me.
- No, I'm not.
396
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,252
(IN SINGSONG)
I-- I'm trying to protect you.
397
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,879
Hmm.
398
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964
Take the wench, wash her,
bring her to my woom.
399
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,842
- (SCOFFS) I'd rather die!
- I understand.
400
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,218
Wash her and kill her.
401
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,470
- What? No!
- Uh, no, no, no.
402
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,305
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- What are you doing? Let go!
403
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,973
- Hands off!
- Let me go! Get off of me!
404
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,850
- Hands off! Hey, hey! Hey!
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
405
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,393
- (LOUD THUD)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
406
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,854
BERT: (ECHOING)
Stuart, please come back.
407
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,148
(ECHOING) Oh, move
towards the light!
408
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,733
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS, FADES) ♪
409
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,193
No.
410
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,070
Come on, wake up.
I've got an idea.
411
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,324
(GASPS) Uh, what--
Denise. Where's Denise?
412
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,575
They took her.
413
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
No, no! No, no, no, no!
414
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,328
(STAMMERS)
I have to do something!
415
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,454
Or...
416
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,581
Or what?
417
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,874
You move on,
you meet someone new,
418
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,834
and they get eaten by a moth
on your honeymoon.
419
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,586
Excuse me, I have an idea.
420
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,754
Go ahead.
421
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:49,926
Like I said, this used to be
my Geology classroom.
422
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,803
It's filled with all kinds
of rock samples.
423
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,557
So, we're gonna throw rocks
at men with guns?
424
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,935
'Cause if you don't know,
rock beats scissors, not gun.
425
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,645
We're not gonna throw rocks.
426
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,271
We're gonna make bombs
out of them.
427
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,440
- What?
- Behold.
428
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,734
Potassium.
429
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,944
And some water.
430
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,571
Everybody needs
to step back a little, please.
431
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,579
(CHUCKLES HEARTILY)
432
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,789
Cool, huh?
433
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,375
Yeah, if the guards
are taking a bath.
434
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,962
No. We're gonna make grenades.
435
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,797
♪ (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
436
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,382
How come
I never thought of that?
437
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,133
Don't be hard on yourself.
438
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,344
Most people underestimate
the mighty force
439
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,680
that is geology.
440
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,225
♪ (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
441
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,394
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
442
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,147
Sorry, fellas. Time to die.
443
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,233
Agreed. Catch.
444
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,026
What the...?
445
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,491
- I love you!
- I love you too.
446
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,326
Let's go!
447
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,705
♪ ("SABOTAGE"
BY BEASTIE BOYS PLAYING) ♪
448
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,212
♪ I can't stand it ♪
449
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,505
(SOLDIER 1 SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
450
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,674
- ♪ I know you planned it ♪
- (SOLDIER 1 GROANS)
451
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,426
♪ I'm gonna set it straight
This Watergate ♪
452
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,052
♪ I can't stand rockin'
When I'm in here ♪
453
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,220
(SOLDIER 2 GROANS)
454
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,889
♪ 'Cause your crystal ball
Ain't so crystal clear ♪
455
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,684
(SOLDIER 3 GROANS)
456
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,020
♪ I got this fucking thorn
In my side ♪
457
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,521
(SOLDIERS GROAN)
458
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,233
♪ Oh, my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all ♪
459
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,360
- ♪ It's a sabotage ♪
- (SOLDIER 4 SCREAMS, GROANS)
460
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,821
♪ Listen all, y'all
It's a sabotage... ♪
461
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,573
(SOLDIER 5 SCREAMS, GROANS)
462
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,741
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
463
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,493
(SOLDIERS SCREAM)
464
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,038
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
465
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,664
So, what were you
in the before times?
466
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,292
- No talking.
- Come on, I'm gonna die anyway.
467
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,838
I had a podcast.
Vitamins, gut health.
468
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,549
- Nice.
- I had Gwyneth Paltrow on.
469
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,676
Oh, my God,
I think I heard that.
470
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,553
No, how a good gut biome
prevents dementia.
471
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,721
- Yes!
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
472
00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,930
Thank you! That's exactly--
473
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,599
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- It was so good. Yeah.
474
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,063
Well, my dear,
have you changed your mind?
475
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,565
Is the choice still
sex with you or death?
476
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,150
Wook, I'm not a monster.
477
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,486
I'm just proposing
we, uh, have a nice dinner,
478
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,072
watch a movie, see what unfolds.
479
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,616
- Kill me.
- (SIGHS) Give us a minute.
480
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,416
Wook. (SIGHS) Being the ruler
481
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,086
of a post-apocalyptic fiefdom
can be...
482
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,630
(INHALES, SIGHS) ...very wonely.
483
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,881
What about your harem?
484
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,800
Those girls
don't really care about me.
485
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,595
They're just here for the food,
medicine, free childcare.
486
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,515
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
487
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,434
You know what?
488
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,729
Fine. I will have dinner
with you.
489
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,732
- Oh, wonderful. (CHUCKLES)
- You'll have to untie me first.
490
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,361
A real relationship
is built on trust.
491
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,904
That has to start now.
492
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,327
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Ooh, hey, you wike venison?
493
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,455
- Mm.
- I make it with a cherwy gwaze.
494
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,290
The key is low-heat weduction.
495
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,292
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
496
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,962
- ♪ (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GROANS, COUGHS)
497
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,631
- You are a stupid, stupid...
- (GROANS)
498
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,426
...stupid, stupid, stupid man!
499
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,640
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
500
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,933
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
501
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,810
(EXHALES SHARPLY, SIGHS)
502
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,104
- (PANTS)
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
503
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,189
Stay healthy.
504
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,942
You too!
505
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,820
♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
506
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,363
- (PANTS)
- DENISE: Stuart!
507
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,031
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
508
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,158
I'm so glad you're okay.
509
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,951
- (SOBS)
- (GRUNTS)
510
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,036
- Uh, oh, sorry.
- DENISE: Oh!
511
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,955
I'm covered with people.
512
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,665
(MOCKINGLY)
Yeah, everybody's okay.
513
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,543
- Let's go!
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
514
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,213
(SOLDIERS SCREAM)
515
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,592
Thank God for geology!
516
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,218
I do every day.
517
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,346
- ♪ (MUSIC TURNS SUSPENSEFUL) ♪
- STUART: There it is.
518
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,223
Oh, really? It looks like
one of those bread machines
519
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,224
from Williams Sonoma.
520
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,352
It's a vari-state
quantum interference device!
521
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,104
Mm. Could be both.
522
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,981
- Can you fix it?
- Yes, I think so.
523
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,858
- (DEVICE RUMBLES)
- Oh, calibration is off.
524
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,693
- Gotta reconfigure.
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
525
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,153
Change the inputs.
526
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,613
BERT: What's supposed
to happen?
527
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,073
- (DEVICE CHIRPS, HUMS)
- Does everything just go back
to the way it was?
528
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,034
Yeah, fingers crossed.
529
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,161
That would mean you and I
would be together again.
530
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,371
Slow down, champ.
I'm still grieving.
531
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,581
STUART: Hmm, hmm.
532
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,209
- I think I got it!
- ♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
533
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,668
(GROANS)
534
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,504
- (BODY THUDS)
- He don't got it.
535
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,048
Barry, what did you do?
536
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,175
We're trying
to fix the universe!
537
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,384
(CHUCKLES)
I don't want it fixed!
538
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,969
I wike it the way it is.
539
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,095
We don't.
540
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,264
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (BARRY KRIPKE GROANS)
541
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,475
Raj, talk to me, buddy!
542
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,727
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
I'm okay. I'm okay.
543
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,396
(GROANS) Maybe not.
544
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,399
- STUART: (GASPS, EXCLAIMS) Raj?
- (GROANS WEAKLY)
545
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,068
Ow!
546
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,402
- (BERT GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
547
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,571
W... What do we do?
How do we fix the machine?
548
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,240
- ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, look!
549
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,869
It's my grandmother, Ambulu,
beckoning me to join her!
550
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,412
Ca-- Can... Can she
wait a minute?
551
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,248
- (GROANS)
- Apparently not.
552
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,249
- (WHIMPERS)
- DENISE: Okay.
553
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,751
- (BERT GRUNTS)
- Ow! Ow!
554
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,336
STUART: What do we do?
What do we do?
555
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,671
Uh... (STAMMERS)
Set the impedance
556
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,881
- to point seven.
- (STAMMERS) The what?
557
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,383
- DENISE: Yeah, right here.
- STUART: Ah, ah!
558
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,593
(CHOKES)
559
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,804
(WHIMPERS) Okay, uh...
560
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,974
- Uh, disengage the attenuator.
- Okay. (STAMMERS) Mm...
561
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,852
(STRAINS) Ow.
562
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,603
- (DEVICE DINGS)
- Okay.
563
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,813
Turn the main release.
564
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:36,981
(STUART WHIMPERS)
565
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,150
- (GRUNTS)
- (BERT GROANS)
566
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,235
Uh...
567
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,988
(DEVICE CHIMES, ROARS)
568
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,990
- Done!
- But first...
569
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,242
"But first"?
What do you mean "but first"?
570
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,536
- Oh, oh!
- (GASPS)
571
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,914
(DEVICE RUMBLES, ROARS)
572
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,749
Uh... This is upsetting!
573
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,918
(WHIMPERS)
574
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,211
- Should it be glowing?
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
575
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,421
(DRONING WARBLE)
576
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,047
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
577
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,639
- (WHOOSHING WARBLE)
- (ECHOING SCREAMS)
578
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,100
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
579
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,895
♪ (MUSIC TURNS EERIE) ♪
580
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:17,980
Bert, stop.
581
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,315
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
582
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,191
(DISTANT BIRDS CHIRPING)
583
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,277
No zombies, no moths.
584
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,862
(DISTANT CHATTER)
585
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,155
No apocalypse.
586
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,365
- (EXCITED CHATTER)
- ♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
587
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,868
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
588
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,371
- It worked.
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
589
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,624
Look how beautiful.
590
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,377
Wats, my weign has ended.
591
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:44,340
Hey, your bruises are gone.
592
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,008
Oh, yeah.
593
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,219
You wook good.
I mean... for you.
594
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,640
- Where's Denise?
- I don't know.
595
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,726
I can't lose her again.
596
00:23:55,809 --> 00:24:00,230
Don't worry, she's out there,
and we'll find her.
597
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,068
Everything's back to normal.
598
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:07,780
♪ (FUNKY EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
599
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,408
♪ (MUSIC BUILDS, FADES) ♪
600
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:14,912
♪ ("SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE"
BY R.E.M. PLAYING) ♪
601
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,878
♪ Shiny happy people laughing ♪
602
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,590
♪ (SINGERS SCATTING) ♪
603
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:30,344
♪ Shiny happy people
Holding hands ♪
604
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:34,390
♪ Shiny happy people
Holding hands ♪
605
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:38,477
♪ Shiny happy people laughing ♪
606
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,022
♪ Shiny happy people
Holding hands ♪
607
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:45,609
♪ Shiny happy people
Holding hands ♪
608
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:49,613
♪ Shiny happy people laughing ♪
609
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,616
♪ Shiny happy people ♪
610
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:57,371
- ♪ Holding hands ♪
- ♪ Happy people ♪
611
00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:01,250
- ♪ People ♪
- ♪ Shiny happy people laughing ♪
612
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,002
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪