1 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:19,686 Unbelievable. No more mutants. No more giant moths. 2 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,607 -Such a better world. -For you, maybe. 3 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,067 I lost my hawem. 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,403 You know those weren't healthy relationships. 5 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:29,947 It was all consensual. 6 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,741 -Sex for food. -I looked everywhere. No Denise. 7 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:36,328 She must have been too far away from the interdimensional bubble 8 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,247 cweated by the Weonard/Sheldon device. 9 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,665 What the hell does that mean? 10 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,042 Well, I don't know. I'm just wiffing. 11 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,169 -Hey, Stuart. -Hey. 12 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,128 -Hi. -Hey. 13 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,257 I can't believe I lost the love of my life and I get you. 14 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:52,636 -Let's not forget, he killed Raj. -Well, now, there are two possibilities. 15 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,722 One, the world we were just in no wonger exists, 16 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,975 in which case I did not "kill Waj." 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,311 Two, that world and this world are part of an infinite number of worlds, 18 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,939 in which case I killed one of an infinite number of Wajs. 19 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,567 Mathematicawy, a wounding error. 20 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,319 Excuse me. I was gonna buy that book. 21 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:13,699 I'm sorry. Here. I had no idea. 22 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,158 It was unintentional. 23 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,911 -I forgive you. -I appreciate that. 24 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,162 And I appreciate you. 25 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:21,873 How much do you want 26 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,209 for Superman and Lex Luthor: Best Buddies Number 30? 27 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,670 Best Buddies? 28 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:28,839 Let me see that. 29 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,843 What the hell? 30 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:36,179 Stuart, look at this. 31 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,390 This whole wall is Archie comics. 32 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,685 -What? I don't carry Archie. -You do now. 33 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,023 Wichie Wich: Effective Altruist Number 12. 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,608 Richie Rich what? 35 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,443 Something's wrong here. 36 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,445 You must have screwed up the machine, Stuart. 37 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,196 I screwed up? 38 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,657 You killed the one guy that knew how to use the damn thing. 39 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,743 Fellas, we're all friends. 40 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,202 -Yeah, no arguing. -Stay out of it. 41 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,787 You're the one who pushed the stupid button. 42 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,790 What was I supposed to do? You're the one who-- 43 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,794 We should go. 44 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,048 -That's a lovely idea. -Thank you. 45 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,645 That's not supposed to be there. 46 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,522 -What just happened? -I don't know. 47 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,484 -I have a hypothesis. -I'm listening. 48 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,694 Did you notice the thing on the back of your necks? 49 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,906 What? What thing? 50 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,074 Humor me. 51 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,744 -Oh, boy. -Not good. 52 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,204 Now, try having an argument. 53 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,331 What are you talking about? That's gotta be the stupidest-- 54 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,755 You might be onto something. 55 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,585 -Gentlemen, we are in hell. -Really? 56 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,880 -Everyone's being so nice to each other. -Hi! 57 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:38,301 Yeah, they have devices implanted in their necks to make them nice. 58 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,762 Would you rather push the button on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy 59 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,222 and try another universe? 60 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,558 No, thanks. We could wind up somewhere worse. 61 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,687 Like where humans are a meat source for a highly evolved wizard people? 62 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,230 Yeah, like that. 63 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,817 Or one where everyone's French, but no one speaks French. 64 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,153 What's that? 65 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,156 Best guess? 66 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,909 A giant floating obelisk with no apparent means of propulsion? 67 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,328 You are weawy getting on my nerves. 68 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,997 Stop talking-- 69 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,756 Another piece of the puzzle? 70 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,426 Maybe. 71 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:25,390 I think what we're looking at is your classic totalitarian dystopia 72 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,976 with a dollop of mind control surveillance. 73 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,896 -A dollop? -It means a small serving. 74 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,230 Yeah, I know what it means-- 75 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,905 I know what it means! 76 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,282 So, here's what I'm thinking. 77 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,495 We need to go to Caltech and find Weonard and Sheldon. 78 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,080 Okay, you do that. I'll try to find Denise. 79 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,875 With all due respect... 80 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,128 perhaps we should stick together. 81 00:04:55,212 --> 00:05:00,383 And you are entitled to your opinion, but I am in love with this woman, 82 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,802 and I have to find her. 83 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,347 I understand. 84 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,641 Thank you. 85 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,729 Idiot. 86 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,272 Shit! 87 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,746 -Hi. Can you help us? -Well, I certainly hope so. 88 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,541 Great. We are wooking for Dr. Weonard Hofstadter 89 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,543 or perhaps Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 90 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,961 Do you have an appointment? 91 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,129 No. 92 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,382 I wish you had an appointment. 93 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,888 -Can we make one? -Of course. 94 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,101 -Then we'd like to make an appointment. -I don't make appointments. 95 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:53,311 You'd have to contact their personal assistants. 96 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,356 Okay. 97 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,026 And how do we get in touch with them? 98 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,111 You call them. 99 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,741 -Can you tell us their numbers? -Sure can't. 100 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,581 We are in the middle of a cwisis and we weawy need to talk to them. 101 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,833 Sir, I would ask you not to raise your voice. 102 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,293 I'm not waising my voice. 103 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,253 I'm just trying to say-- 104 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,342 Sorry. 105 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,345 We're new to this whole button-in-the neck thing. 106 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,813 Thank God. 107 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,693 -Yes? -Denise? 108 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,612 -Who is it? -It's Stuart. 109 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,781 What a pleasant surprise. Come on in. 110 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,828 Gary, you'll never guess who's here. 111 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:56,957 -You need to be cool. -Got it. Can we start over? 112 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,044 By all means. 113 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:01,880 Here's the thing. 114 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:05,884 Weonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper built a vewy special device. 115 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,928 Well, if anyone here could build a special device, 116 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,596 it's certainly those two. 117 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:13,099 -It certainly is. -You're doing good. 118 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,478 Anyway, the device has torn the fabwic of weality, 119 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,106 possibly causing the universe to cowapse and then weegwo. 120 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,067 -Weegwo? -Yeah, weegwo. 121 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,068 What is weegwo? 122 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,570 Weegwo. 123 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,822 Like a plant weegwos. 124 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,824 -Weegwo? -Wee-gwo. 125 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,576 -Weegwo? -Weegwo. 126 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,994 You stupid, stupid-- 127 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,874 He has trouble with the letter "R." 128 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,170 "Regrow." That makes more sense. 129 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,723 Okay, I'm just gonna say it, and forgive me if it doesn't make sense. 130 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,143 Denise, you and I are destined to be together, 131 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,688 and I have come from a parallel universe... 132 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,232 to claim you. 133 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,568 -Well, that is really something. -Mind-blowing. 134 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,531 Okay, you're... So, you're like a running joke in all this, aren't you? 135 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,366 -Sorry? -It's not important. 136 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,327 All I can tell you is that you don't have to live 137 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,122 with this AI thing controlling you. 138 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,000 -How? -It's a little complicated. 139 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,585 I've got this machine back at the store that... it... 140 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,462 I... I... it... it... 141 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,672 You're just gonna have to trust me. 142 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,298 -May I ask a question? -Of course. 143 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,592 I realize how upsetting this must be for you. 144 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,094 I'm not upset. Denise, are you upset? 145 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,179 -No, of course not. -What do you want her to do? 146 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:35,932 Well... 147 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,727 Like I said, I want her to leave you and... and come with me. 148 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,982 -Wow. Denise? -To be honest, it's tempting. 149 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,525 Really? 150 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,693 -Sure. -Sure? 151 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,738 But... that-- So, you're cool with this? 152 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,657 -Yeah, she can't stand me. -I can't. 153 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,286 -So, why stay together? -Well, if I leave, 154 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,038 -then Gary would be upset. -Traumatized. 155 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,873 And we've learned not to upset each other. 156 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,916 -'Cause it hurts. -Ouch. 157 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,796 So, wait, you know that she's unhappy and you're fine with it? 158 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,632 She's only unhappy when she's sober, and that's not very often. 159 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,719 No, no, I have a little problem with the... so... 160 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:18,433 Okay. What kind of crazy upside-down world is this? 161 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,769 Denise, you have the right to be happy! 162 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,646 There's no reason to stay with somebody that makes you mis-- 163 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,524 Yeah. 164 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,111 -Rum and Coke? -Diet Coke, please. 165 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,071 Coming up. 166 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583 -Let me... -Yes. 167 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,336 -Hello. -Hello. 168 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,838 You know, in another universe, I worked in this building. 169 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,423 Really? In what department? 170 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,800 Geology. 171 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,511 That's not in this building anymore. 172 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,262 Why not? 173 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,348 They needed to make room for the important sciences. 174 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,144 Geology is an important science. 175 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,730 And yet they moved it into the storage room behind the gym. 176 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,858 Why would you take a field of study 177 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,986 that examines the physical structure of the planet... 178 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,952 Nice twy, Dumbo. 179 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918 I did not care for that woman. 180 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,922 Also, I wet myself. 181 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,967 -Lucky you're wearing dark pants. -Oh, yeah. 182 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638 This can't be good. 183 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,391 Hey, fellas. Got a minute? 184 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,351 What's going on? 185 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,228 I'm Officer McCaffrey. This is Officer Denison. 186 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,271 Call me "Steve." 187 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,565 And we're going to be your arresting officers today. 188 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,567 What did we do? 189 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,527 "What did we do?" 190 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863 -I love these guys. -Oh, yeah. 191 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,906 Seriously, what did we do? 192 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,409 Well, when people keep getting upset, it becomes a police matter. 193 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,451 Don't you worry. 194 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,288 Everything's going to be explained at the re-education center. 195 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,331 I don't like the sound of that. 196 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,584 Well, I hope you like the sound of complimentary bottles of water. 197 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,169 And granola bars, 198 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,212 'cause they're waiting for you in the back of the car. 199 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,178 Wook, a fwoating obewisk. 200 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,017 Oh, dear. 201 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,151 -I'll just get in the car. -Yeah. 202 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,402 -Thank you. -Yeah. 203 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570 Right this way. 204 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,241 Sparkling or flat? 205 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:46,623 Hello! I'm theater, film, and television's Christine Baranski. 206 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,209 I bet you're wondering what you're doing here. 207 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,045 Simple answer, you have been non-compliant. 208 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,089 "Ouch!" Am I right? 209 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,927 Well, maybe this is a good opportunity to remind ourselves, 210 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,595 and by ourselves, I mean you, 211 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,389 why this is the best of all possible worlds. 212 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,642 I loved the first Mamma Mia! 213 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,852 The second one was kind of milking it. 214 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,398 Not too long ago, human beings were on the verge of extinction. 215 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,610 Violence, crime, and war were running rampant. 216 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,863 That's when our government turned to the whiz kids in Silicon Valley 217 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,115 and said, "Can you save us from ourselves?" 218 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,576 And boy, oh, boy, did they! 219 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,412 Well, not so much them, but the AI they built. 220 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:30,416 Shortly after it turned on its creators, brutally killing them all, 221 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,753 the AI implanted electronic punishment devices 222 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,797 in everyone's brain stem. 223 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716 Mix that with a little aerial surveillance, 224 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,469 and before you know it, a world free of anger, war, 225 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929 and insult comics. 226 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099 Does it work all the time? If it did, you wouldn't be here 227 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,894 beginning your 30-month re-education process. 228 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,855 Will that hurt? Like a motherfucker. 229 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,985 But when you walk out of here, you will be one happy amigo. 230 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,821 -We gotta escape. -How? 231 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,992 I don't know, but I'll figure it out. 232 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,170 -I'm glad we didn't escape. -Me too. 233 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,799 It was an honor being wehabilitated with you fewas. 234 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,635 I've got a sweet tooth. Who's up for some fro-yo? 235 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,263 -Love it. My treat! -Thanks, buddy. 236 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,479 -What's happening? -I think we're being abducted. 237 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,897 Well, so much for yogurt. 238 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,655 -Stuart? -Yeah? 239 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,867 -You okay? -I am, yeah. Thank you for asking. 240 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203 I'm okay too. 241 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,083 Zack? 242 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,669 -You know me? -Of course. 243 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,921 I... I mean, not from this universe. 244 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,050 I mean, it-- it-- it-- it-- N-- Never mind. 245 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802 Well, regardless, consider yourself rescued. 246 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013 Rescued? They let us out. 247 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849 After wocking us up for two and a half years? 248 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,559 -Really? -Yes. Weawy. 249 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,644 Wow. That's embarrassing. 250 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,189 -Who are you guys? -Sorry. 251 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,985 Yes, we are the Resistance, and this is our headquarters. 252 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,905 Used to be an Amazon shipping center. We took over the lease. 253 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,782 -Oh, yeah. -It was a long process. It was like-- 254 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,117 All right, soldiers. Step down. I'll take it from here. 255 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,911 Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. 256 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004 Penny? 257 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468 What the heck? 258 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,304 -That make you mad? -No, why would you even-- 259 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891 -What are you doing? -Deprogramming. 260 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,145 Okay, that is weawy uncalled for. 261 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,234 -What about this? Was this called for? -Damn! 262 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,986 Excuse me, young lady, but that is wildly-- 263 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,408 -Why aren't you being shocked? -Shielding technology. 264 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,035 -Great! -Yeah, it's pretty tight. 265 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,833 -When are you gonna stop hitting us? -When you get angry. 266 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,044 -Are you angry? -No. 267 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,464 -Are you angry? -No. 268 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,342 -Are you angry? -Yep! 269 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,636 I'm mad, I'm mad! 270 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180 What about you? 271 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516 Furious, and honestly, a... a wittle turned on. 272 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,560 Yes, ma'am! 273 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355 I don't understand. Why did you rescue us? 274 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,857 Because I called them. 275 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,317 Thirty months ago. 276 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,112 What do you want from me? I'm running a rebellion here. 277 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,115 Denise, you came back for me. 278 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:53,411 Not really. I found your machine. Show us how it can get rid of the AI. 279 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:02,336 Yeah, I probably wasn't clear about that. It won't solve your AI problems. 280 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,090 Yeah, it'll just get us out of your happy-go-fascist universe. 281 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134 Besides, we don't really know how to use it. 282 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,302 We have some theowies. 283 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,430 So, wait, none of you know how to defeat the AI overlord? 284 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,683 -I don't. Bert? -Nope. 285 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,935 -Kripke? -Not weawy. 286 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,314 -Kill them! -Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 287 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774 Hold on. I have an idea. 288 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112 Fine, go ahead. 289 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,115 Now, it's a wong shot, but it's worth a twy. 290 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,952 Okay. 291 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,082 Okay. 292 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585 What is your idea? 293 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839 If everyone would pwease wook over there. 294 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471 -He keeps doing that. -Shoot him! 295 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,518 Oh, boy. 296 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:04,607 -Oh, shit! They found us! -Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones! 297 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,252 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 298 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,172 -Barry, wait! -Sorry, fewas! 299 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845 No, don't get shot, you idiot! Oh, my God. 300 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,478 -Give me your hand. -Why? 301 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313 I don't wanna have to find you again. 302 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,555 Excuse me. I was about to buy that Necronomicon. 303 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,100 Get over yourself. You can't handle this level of magic. 304 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:22,768 Here. 305 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,605 Alchemy for Dummies. That's more your speed. 306 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,815 I'll show you my speed. 307 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692 Sempe faldinide un pera! 308 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,658 Oh, my God. 309 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,369 What happened? Where are we? 310 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,330 Make it stop! 311 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874 -Please! -Hang on. 312 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,167 Kyle? 313 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,420 -I wasn't really gonna kill him. -Stop! 314 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,172 Fine. 315 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,840 Dnim reven. 316 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,637 You're such an asshole. 317 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,598 You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole. 318 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,183 Elohssa. 319 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,728 -Kyle! -What is going on? 320 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937 Wild guess? 321 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,649 We've landed in a universe where magic is real. 322 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,817 Wait, this machine actually worked? 323 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,029 -We're in another universe? -It's... It's crazy, right? 324 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,531 And there's magic here? 325 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,743 What else explains the asshole on Trevor's head? 326 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871 There's an asshole on my head? 327 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,166 Great! 328 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,544 Well, the good news is those joy buzzers are gone. 329 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,546 Oh, yeah. They are. 330 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,965 Oh, my God. I have hemorrhoids. 331 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,762 I think we'll be safe here. 332 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,142 Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist! 333 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477 Burn the scientist... 334 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937 Kripke, help me! 335 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,899 -Hey, hey, is that weawy necessary? -Yes. 336 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,150 I twied. 337 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,279 Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist! 338 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,699 Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist! 339 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,243 Burn the scientist...