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I know it sounds crazy...

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but Penny was like

3
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some kind of, uh, revolutionary
guerrilla leader,

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uh, fighting against
this AI government thing

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that put chips
in everyone's neck.

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And the chips,
they were inserted with magic?

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N... No, no, that's...
that's the next universe.

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That's a... that's a completely
different ball of wax.

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Right, sorry.

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- "Different ball of wax."
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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And I know you.
I mean, uh, from my universe.

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But you weren't a psychiatrist,

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you were...
were a neurobiologist.

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Well, good for me.

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And this all happened
before or after the apocalypse?

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Oh, before.
After civilization collapsed,

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there wasn't a big demand
for neurobiologists.

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Rat farmers, sure, you know?
(CHUCKLES) People gotta eat.

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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Uh-huh.

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Okay, uh, here's what
we're gonna do.

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♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC RESUMES) ♪

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Let's keep your Shamoxil
where it is,

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and I'm going to double
your dosage on Trafederine,

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see if that doesn't help.

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- You think I'm crazy?
- Oh...

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That's not a word we like
to use around here, but...

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Doesn't matter. I...

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- gotta get out of this place.
- To go to a different universe?

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Not just different,
a good universe.

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You know, without giant moths,
or evil demons.

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Right, sure.

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Well, if you make progress,

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it's not out of the question
that someday you can leave.

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Someday? What... what...
what does "someday" mean?

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It means a vague time
in an unspecified future.

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♪ (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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That sounds like never to me.

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Oh, "never" is not a word
we use around here.

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It can be upsetting.

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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪

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<i>♪ Stuart tries
To reset our lives ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's our only chance
And he tries and he tries ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪</i>

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♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING) ♪

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<i>- ♪ Stuart fails ♪</i>
- ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(SLURPS, GULPS)

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STEPHANIE: Open.

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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Thank you.

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Oh, and remember,
Dr. Fowler upped our dosage,

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so we might wanna take it easy
for a while.

55
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"We"? Are you
on these drugs too?

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(LAUGHS) You're a crack-up.

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(LAUGHS)

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I like you.

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(STEPHANIE CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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♪ (DARK INTRIGUING MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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♪ (EERIE MUSIC OVERLAPPING) ♪

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♪ (MUSIC TURNS DISCORDANT) ♪

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♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪

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♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING EERILY) ♪

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♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(WHIMPERS, PANTS)

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(STRAINING)
Who builds a hallway like this?

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(GRUNTS)

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♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪

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- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪
- (TAPPING ON WINDOW)

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- (STUART BLOOM PANTS)
- (TAPPING CONTINUES)

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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Oh, Bert.

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Thank God.

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Let's get out of here.

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(SCREAMS)

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SHERPA:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- Careful there, Chachi.
- (GASPS)

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- Who are you?
- Who am I?

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I'm Mamie Eisenhower.

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(WIND HOWLING)

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I'm a Sherpa.

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- A Sherpa?
- SHERPA: Hmm.

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I thought Sherpa
was an ethnic group.

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Oh, it is. I converted.
I met a girl online.

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We did the whole thing,

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you know, the classes,
the ceremony.

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Then she goes back to her ex.

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I don't know what to say.
Uh, I'm sorry?

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Oh, no,
I'm... I'm working through it.

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I'm in therapy.

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- I'm thinking about ayahuasca.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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STUART: I... I think
that's a good idea.

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SHERPA: I don't know.
We'll find out.

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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There's something wrong
with the door.

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♪ (UPBEAT ACCORDION PLAYING) ♪

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<i>♪ Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then you'll be all alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own ♪</i>

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BERT KIBBLER: Stuart.

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How'd you get out?

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I didn't. You're very high.

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♪ ("LOONEY TUNES" THEME
PLAYING) ♪

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(STAMMERS) That's all, folks!

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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- Hey. How'd you get out here?
- Oh. (GRUNTS) No!

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No, you don't understand!
I can't stay here!

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None of this is real.

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- I can't stay in this universe!
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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- None of this is real.
- (SHOUTING) What's not real?

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- (ECHOING SLAM)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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- Mr. Bloom, you have a visitor.
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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- Denise?
- There's my guy.

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You gotta get me out of here.

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Oh, honey, I wish I could.
You've gotta get well first.

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Mm, there's nothing wrong
with me.

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Stuart, please, you need help.
I miss you.

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The children miss you.

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I have children?

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- Oh, my God.
- I'm a dad?

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DENISE: You're a wonderful dad.

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Jaden and Talia
love you so very much.

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Okay. I'll do the work.

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- I'll get better.
- Oh, thank you.

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Uh...

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Whose idea was it to name them
Jaden and Talia?

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- Yours.
- Oh, I do need help.

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♪ ("WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND"
BY LOVERBOY PLAYING) ♪

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(CHUCKLES) Okay,
very interesting interpretation.

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Stuart, do you have anything
that you'd like to add to that?

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Stuart?

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Okay.

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- (SOBS)
<i>- ♪ Everyone's watching ♪</i>

139
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<i>♪ To see what you will do ♪</i>

140
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<i>- ♪ Everyone's looking at you ♪</i>
- (WAILS)

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<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Everyone's wondering... ♪</i>
- Mom? Dad?

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There's something
I need to get off my chest.

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(HIGH-PITCHED)
"What is it, honey?"

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(NORMALLY) "Just listen."

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"And that's why
I felt invisible."

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"No, Dad,
you're talking out of turn!"

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<i>♪ Everybody's working
For the weekend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody wants
A new romance ♪</i>

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(INAUDIBLE)

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<i>- ♪ Everybody's going
Off the deep end... ♪</i>
- (GROUP LAUGHS)

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- "You have a son named Stuart."
- And here's Stuart.

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"Oh, my goodness!
He's come home."

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In the past,
I'd be full of fear.

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Now, I'm just feeling the love
from deep within.

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(GROUP LAUGHING, EXCLAIMING)

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That's great. Good job.

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Everybody, round of applause
for Stuart.

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- (GROUP APPLAUDING)
- AMY FARRAH FOWLER:
<i>Good job, good job.</i>

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♪ (SONG CONCLUDING) ♪

161
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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I see you've been working
very hard.

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- I have, yeah.
- AMY: I've got a nice note here

164
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,720
from your occupational
therapist.

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Really?

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"Mr. Bloom brings
a refreshing enthusiasm

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- to his leather work."
- I made this wallet.

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Three compartments
and... a coin purse.

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Always need a place
for your coins.

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But how are we feeling
about these other universes?

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I'm glad you asked.

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I've come to understand
that I was batshit crazy.

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Not the word that I would use,
but a word that I would think.

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I still have some concerns.

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- No, I'm...
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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I'm eating well,
I'm sleeping well.

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Last movie night,
they played <i>Step Brothers,</i>

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and I laughed.
In all the right places.

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Any way you look at it,
I am well.

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00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,310
Well, that's not really
for you to decide, is it?

181
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,231
No, it's for you to decide.

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- Have you?
- I have.

183
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I can make you a nice belt.

184
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:21,496
Not necessary.
It's time you go home.

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(EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS)

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Thank you, thank you.

187
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- Ah!
- You're welcome.

188
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,589
(SIGHS) Think you'll be letting
Bert out anytime soon?

189
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,051
We don't have
a patient named Bert.

190
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,096
Of course not.
I was just testing you.

191
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You passed!

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I'm gonna go now.

193
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,855
Bye! If any of my friends
lose their marbles,

194
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I'll send 'em here.

195
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♪ ("BABY, I LOVE YOU"
BY THE RONETTES PLAYING) ♪

196
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<i>♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

197
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,874
<i>♪ Have I ever told you ♪</i>

198
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,377
<i>♪ How good it feels
To hold you? ♪</i>

199
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,297
(CONTINUES OVER STEREO)
<i>♪ It isn't easy to explain... ♪</i>

200
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,631
DENISE: You doing okay?

201
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,509
- STUART: Yeah, great.
- DENISE: Good.

202
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,888
I am so, so glad
you're coming home.

203
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,890
- STUART: Me too.
- DENISE: Hmm.

204
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,225
I mean, I don't wanna put
any pressure on things

205
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:29,313
or push you too much,
but... (SIGHS)

206
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,316
...Mama really missed
her Big Daddy.

207
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,527
Uh, I... I'm Big Daddy?

208
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,695
- Yeah, you are.
- STUART: Okay.

209
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,113
- Yeah.
- STUART: Just checking.

210
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,741
"Big" is a, uh, great adjective.

211
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,910
Mm-hmm. (CHUCKLES)

212
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,496
Unless you're talking about
a suspicious lump.

213
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,999
We just have
to make one little stop.

214
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,543
- For what?
- Oh, you'll see.

215
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,129
(CHUCKLES)
Big Daddy loves surprises.

216
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,591
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

217
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,759
Oh, yeah.

218
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS,
FADES) ♪

219
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:05,350
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
- ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

220
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,853
- Denise, what is all this?
- It's your exhibition.

221
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,563
You're the hottest artist going.

222
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,689
I am?

223
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,858
(ATTENDEES APPLAUDING)

224
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,824
- The man of the hour.
- Bert.

225
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,576
What... What are you doing here?

226
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,787
What are you talking about?
It's my gallery.

227
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,705
Okay, come on,
everybody's dying to meet you.

228
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,915
Oh, uh, help me out.

229
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,710
Am I down-to-Earth famous,
or more asshole famous?

230
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,712
- Asshole.
- Great.

231
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,965
- Yes, it's me!
- (ATTENDEES EXCLAIM)

232
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,592
Good to see you. (CHUCKLES)

233
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,511
- FAN 1: Wow.
- Thank you so much.

234
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,471
Denise, I'm gonna need
some Purell.

235
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,056
Thank you.

236
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,809
I don't even remember painting
most of these.

237
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,436
Good to...
Good to see you, yeah.

238
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,231
- ♪ (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- That's, uh...

239
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,024
- FAN 2: (ECHOES)
I love your work.
- What's that?

240
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,402
FAN 3: (ECHOES) I'm a huge fan.

241
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,614
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

242
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,741
- ♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪
- (DEMONIC LAUGHTER)

243
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,244
- (MEAT SIZZLING)
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪

244
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,663
M'kay!

245
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,082
Who's ready for a hot dog?

246
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,417
- I am!
- Me! Me!

247
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,085
Fresh-squeezed lemonade.

248
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,004
TALIA AND JADEN: Yay!

249
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,505
(CHUCKLES)

250
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,590
- How you doing?
- Great.

251
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,051
I can't believe I thought
there was a better universe

252
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,637
- than this one right here.
- Oh. (KISSES, CHUCKLES)

253
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,473
BARRY KRIPKE: (WITH RHOTACISM)
Welcome back, neighbow.

254
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,602
- Kripke?
- Guilty as charged.

255
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,687
We're neighbors?

256
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,189
I wike to think we're
a wittwe more than neighbows.

257
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,775
I held your son at his bwis.

258
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528
We're Jewish?

259
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,155
So, how was the woony bin?

260
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,032
It's not a loony bin, Barry.
It's a hospital.

261
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,659
- Yeah, fow woonies. (LAUGHS)
- Barry...

262
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,162
I'm kidding. I'm a kidder.
Just ask my husband.

263
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,873
Is this guy
giving you the business?

264
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,166
- Gary?
- Hey, Stuart.

265
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,626
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

266
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,797
- I... gotta go lay down.
- Are you okay?

267
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,466
I'm not sure.

268
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,218
Wooks wike they didn't tighten
all the scwews there.

269
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,472
- You're terrible.
- Oh, and you wove it.

270
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,058
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

271
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,769
STUART: Denise, I'm gonna go
for a little walk,

272
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,563
- clear my head.
- DENISE: Want me to come with?

273
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,357
STUART: That's okay.
I won't be long.

274
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,110
♪ (SOFT EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

275
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,370
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSICAL STING) ♪

276
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,041
♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪

277
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,378
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSICAL STING) ♪

278
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,839
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

279
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,635
♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FALLS ) ♪

280
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,524
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
OVERLAPPING) ♪

281
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,028
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

282
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,532
- (BELL DINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

283
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,078
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

284
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,629
(SHOP BELL CHIMING)

285
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,896
KYLE: You're not listening
to me, okay?

286
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,233
The centrifugal force
of Thor's hammer

287
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,568
is what allows him to fly.

288
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,570
TREVOR: But Thor is throwing it.

289
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,988
That violates
Newton's first law.

290
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,783
Uh, hey. Hey, hey.
Settle an argument for us.

291
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,912
Laws of physics don't apply
to Norse gods, right?

292
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,080
Of course not.

293
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,124
Thor, along with
the other inhabitants of Asgard,

294
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,085
exist outside the paradigm
of the physical universe.

295
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,839
- (GASPS) How do I know that?
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪

296
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,634
♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

297
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,108
Oh, boy.

298
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,078
♪ (MUSIC TURNS EERIE) ♪

299
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,040
(WHOOSHING WARBLE)

300
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,083
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

301
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,669
(INSECTS CHIRPING)

302
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,172
- How was your walk?
- Good.

303
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,134
- What you got there?
- Uh... bought a comic book.

304
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,011
Hmm. Since when do you read
comic books?

305
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,723
People read comic books.
(YELLS) What is with you?

306
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,647
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
Sorry. That was too loud.

307
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,169
STUART PRIME: <i>"It was like
any other Tuesday at Caltech.</i>

308
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,506
<i>- Smart people doing smart stuff.</i>
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

309
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,633
STUART PRIME: <i>Leonard, Sheldon,
and Howard constructed</i>

310
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,470
<i>a Vari-state
Quantum Entanglement Device.</i>

311
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,681
<i>Stuart Bloom stopped by
to share the news</i>

312
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,350
<i>of a clean colonoscopy.</i>

313
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,101
<i>In his excitement,</i>

314
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,769
<i>he knocked the device
off the table."</i>

315
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,938
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Honey, everything all right?

316
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,857
Uh, yeah, give me a minute.

317
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,067
STUART PRIME:
<i>"From that point on,</i>

318
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,903
<i>Stuart was entangled
with the fate of the universe."</i>

319
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,613
- Oh, Jesus.
- DENISE: You need the MiraLAX?

320
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,699
Uh, no, no. I'm okay.

321
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,701
Don't strain.
Remember, that's how Elvis died.

322
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,412
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.

323
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,372
STUART PRIME:
<i>"Messages were sent to help him,</i>

324
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,249
<i>but the big dope didn't notice."</i>

325
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,501
I'm a big dope?
You're a big dope.

326
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,045
DENISE: If you need it,
there's a Fleet enema
under the sink.

327
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,589
Great, thanks.

328
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,257
STUART PRIME:
<i>"So you've gotta fix it.</i>

329
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,967
<i>We're going
to send you more instructions,</i>

330
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,137
<i>but first, you have to escape
from this prison."</i>

331
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,347
- "Prison"?
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

332
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,601
BERT: (ECHOES)
<i>"None of this is real!"</i>

333
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,603
Coming!

334
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,238
♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪

335
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,240
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (TOILET FLUSHING)

336
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,327
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

337
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,588
- What you got there, neighbow?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

338
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,298
Doesn't wook wike nothing.

339
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,842
Mind your own
damn business, Barry!

340
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,803
That was vewy wude.

341
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,808
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

342
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,395
- (BUTTON CLICKING)
- (DEVICE WHIRRING)

343
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,689
What's that?

344
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,402
- You can see it?
- Yeah, I can see it. What is it?

345
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,613
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

346
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,868
You ever wonder
whether any of this is real?

347
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,827
What are you talking about?

348
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:28,792
Doesn't bother you
that everything seems perfect?

349
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,877
No. This is the life
we dreamed of.

350
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,920
STUART: Exactly!

351
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,548
When have my dreams
ever come true?

352
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,343
- Stuart, you're scaring me.
- You think you're scared now?

353
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,886
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

354
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,972
You might wanna tighten
your sphincter.

355
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,557
♪ (MUSIC TURNS DRAMATIC) ♪

356
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,396
(DEVICE BEEPING, ROARING)

357
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,481
(PORTAL WARBLES)

358
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,441
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

359
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,654
♪ (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

360
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,920
(GASPS)

361
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,881
(RETCHES) Yuck!

362
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,843
- (PODS HISSING)
- (FLUID SLOSHING)

363
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,846
(BERT GRUNTS)

364
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,433
Ah! I'm bald.

365
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,893
What'd you do? Where are we?

366
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,730
- (ELECTRIC HUMMING)
- Uh...

367
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,607
(ECHOING)
It looks like <i>The Matrix</i> to me.

368
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,069
Uh, technically,
we're out of the Matrix.

369
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,239
So, what, the house,
the kids, the cable TV,

370
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,576
- none of that was real?
- Oh, man. I wiked it there.

371
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,202
I mean, I was homosexual,

372
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,204
but my husband
was a weal wooker.

373
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:52,375
- Guys, this is <i>The Matrix.</i>
- Yeah, we know.

374
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,794
No, it's literally a scene
from the movie.

375
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:58,632
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- You're right.

376
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,342
We're still trapped.

377
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,928
Are you sure?
It wooks wike we escaped.

378
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,889
That's what
they want us to think.

379
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,309
- Who is "they"?
- I don't know.

380
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,480
Hang on.

381
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,192
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

382
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,114
(HUMMING WARBLE)

383
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,827
♪ (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

384
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,049
(BUZZING WARBLE)

385
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,176
♪ (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES) ♪

386
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,386
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

387
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,597
(BREATHES SHARPLY)

388
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,603
You guys ready?

389
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,314
There's no way to know
where we're gonna land.

390
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,733
Anywhere,
as wong as I'm stwaight.

391
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,151
That is so inappropriate.

392
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,570
(GROANS) I know, I know.
It's not a choice.

393
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,740
- (GROANS)
- (DEVICE BEEPING, WHIRRING)

394
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,910
(DEVICE HUMMING)

395
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,496
(PORTAL WARBLES)

396
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,540
- (GRUNTS, PANTS)
- (ECHOING RUMBLE)

397
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,793
(ANIMALS CALLING)

398
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,629
Well, we're not in Pasadena.

399
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,841
- Is it real?
- BERT: Seems real.

400
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,678
Sand, organic material, clay.

401
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,180
Could be kaolinite
or montmorillonite.

402
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,140
What's that mean?

403
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,183
It's dirt.

404
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,436
Why didn't you just say "dirt"?

405
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,646
I was showing off a little.

406
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,439
- (LEAVES RUSTLING)
- Do you hear something?

407
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,151
♪ (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

408
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,791
Uh... no hurt.

409
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,629
- Peaceful.
- We come from far.

410
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,464
We good.

411
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,427
- What do you think?
- I don't know.

412
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,345
They sound stupid.

413
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,640
♪ (DRAMATIC RHYTHMIC MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

414
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,683
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

415
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:18,063
♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪

416
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,435
♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING) ♪

417
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:08,197
♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪