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- (ANIMALS HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
- CHANA: You speak our words?

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Yes. We speak your words.

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SIMPA: Where is your village?

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♪ (MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Uh... Pasadena?

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- P-- Pasadena.
- Pasadena.

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Just east of Glendale?

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- Glendale. Glendale.
- Glendale.

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Yeah, just north of the 134.
What the hell are we doing here?

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- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- Would you like to come back
to our village?

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We have food and places to rest.

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Water to bathe in,
companions to sleep with.

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Hang on. Question.

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(WITH RHOTACISM)
When you say "sweep with,"

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- do you mean sex?
- Of course.

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- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Daddy's home.

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- What's the catch?
- Catch?

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Uh, what do you want in return?

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Just the pleasure of knowing
we met your needs.

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Follow-up question.

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What if some of the needs
are a wittle unusual?

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(WHISPERS) Shush!

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We'd be honored
to accept your hospitality.

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Our village isn't far.
Walk with us.

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(ANIMALS HOOTING IN DISTANCE)

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(GRUNTS) So far,
this is my favorite universe.

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪

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<i>♪ Stuart tries
To reset our lives ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's our only chance
And he tries and he tries ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he fails
To save the universe ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Stuart tries ♪
- ♪ He tries ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ But he fails, fails ♪
- ♪ Fails, fails ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stuart fails ♪</i>

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♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (LIGHT PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Hey, is it weird
that a primitive tribe

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with no contact
with the outside world,

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no technology, speaks English?

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Maybe we're speaking
their language.

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Well, if that's the case,

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how can I say
the word "helicopter"?

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They obviously
don't have helicopters.

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We say "unicorn,"
but we don't have unicorns.

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I don't want
to talk about this anymore.

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(INSECTS CHIRPING)

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You are beautiful to look at.

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Me?

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Has no one
ever told you this before?

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My mom.

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But she said
it was an inner beauty.

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Would you like
to share my bed tonight?

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(CHOKES, COUGHS)

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Yes, please. (INHALES DEEPLY)

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- Thank you.
- ♪ (QUIRKY PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Mm. Everything's so fresh.

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It's like living
in the produce section

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- of Whole Foods.
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

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- Should we be concerned?
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC OVERLAPPING) ♪

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Maybe.

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Probably.

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- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GROANS) Sowwy.

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- My dogs are barking.
- Mm.

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What are you doing?

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These are good.
I will wear them.

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Like hell you will.
They're mine.

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- "Mine"? What is "mine"?
- They belong to me.

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I went to Foot Wocker
and waited an hour

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for the idiot kid
to find my size. Mine.

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- Mine.
- No, you say "yours."

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- Yours.
- Thank you. Mine.

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Mine.

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- Yours.
- Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

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Oh, look, Kripke made a friend.

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BARRY KRIPKE: What are you
gonna do with one shoe?

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- No, no. Both mine. Both--
- MANU: Both mine.

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- BARRY: Both mine.
- MANU: Both mine?

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♪ (ETHEREAL FLUTE MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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(SIGHS)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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- Morning.
- It's so beautiful here.

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- Peaceful.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

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Glad you like it,
'cause we ain't going anywhere.

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- You couldn't fix the machine?
- Me? Fix it? No.

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I come from a long line
of people who call a guy.

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- So what are we supposed to do?
- I don't know.

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Look for a hut in a neighborhood
with good schools?

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Oh, God.
I forgot about our kids.

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It's okay. Don't worry about it.
They-- They-- They weren't real.

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They were projections

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from a malevolent force
keeping us enslaved

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in a false reality.

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- Yeah, but they were ours.
- Yeah.

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So, we're really stuck here?

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- Well, hang on.
- ♪ (INTRIGUING PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Someone's been
sending me messages.

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Maybe they'll tell us
how to fix the machine.

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But there's no technology here.
How do you send a message?

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Primitive cultures had
lots of ways to communicate.

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Drums, smoke signals...

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- a third thing.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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Did you enjoy
our sex last night?

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(CHUCKLES) It was great.
Also, I love you.

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- Then I love you.
- ♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Chana, would you like
to share my bed tonight?

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Sure.

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What the fuck?

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- Um, question.
- Yes?

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I don't want to come off clingy
or anything,

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but I thought you and I
had something special together.

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We do.

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Then why are you gonna be
with that guy tonight?

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- He asked.
- Oh, I don't like that.

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Why?

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Well, we do things differently
where I come from.

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- Pasadena?
- BERT KIBBLER: Yeah.

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When a man
and a woman love each other,

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they're monogamous.

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What is "monogamous"?

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They only have sex
with one another.

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And everyone
in Pasadena does this?

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Well, I can't speak
for everyone, but a lot of them.

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Definitely more than
in Beverly Hills.

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And monogamous makes them happy?

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I know it would make me happy.

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I do want that.

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I will think
about your monogamous.

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Thanks.

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- I have a girlfriend.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GROANS, SIGHS HEAVILY)

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- Thank you.
- Oh, you're very welcome. Mm.

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(GIGGLES) So happy.

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Oh. We aim to pwease.

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Hey. (CHUCKLES)

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- Nice work in there.
- You too.

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And you... (CHUCKLES)

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You are getting a...
a hand-written thank-you note.

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Come on. (GRUNTS)

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I could kill
for a protein shake. (SIGHS)

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUSION) ♪

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But if there
are infinite universes,

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maybe there's one where
the English language evolved

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entirely on its own.

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Without an England?

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- (FLIES BUZZING)
- Excuse me.

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- Yes?
- Is that shit?

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Yes. Bear.

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DENISE: Mm-hmm.

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You want to take
a crack at this?

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Why?

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Don't people in Pasadena
look for signs and omens

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in animal droppings?

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There's probably someone.

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Wait, you find messages
in bear shit?

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Oh, yes.

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When will the rains come?
Will our women be fertile?

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- Of course.
- ♪ (PLAYFUL PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Primitive cultures,
signs in and animal droppings.

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- Mind if I jump in?
- What are you doing?

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If we're gonna receive a message
in this universe,

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maybe this is how.

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- In shit?
- I don't make the rules, Denise.

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Now, you wanna help me,

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or you wanna stand there
looking disgusted?

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Oh, disgusted, no question.

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- (SIGHS)
- ♪ (QUIRKY PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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(GAGS)

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(GAGGING)

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(MOANS)

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(GAGS, GROANS)

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- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- BARRY: So, for example,

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I have cwaimed this bowl

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because I don't want your germs,
which means this bowl is mine.

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My bowl.

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All the bowls are the same.
How do we know?

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Ah, good question.

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Wook here on the bottom.
I have put my mark.

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Now, I know you're
all charmingwy iwiterate

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but this is a wetter,
the wetter "K,"

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as in "keep your hands off
Kwipke's bowl."

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- Yeah?
- Isn't it better
if we all share everything?

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Maybe if you're
a pinko communist...

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(CHUCKLING) ...but I don't have
to tell you how that worked out.

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How did that work out?

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- (HESITATES)
- (VILLAGERS MURMURING)

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This is my bowl,
don't touch my bowl.

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- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GAGS)

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Looks like nothing for me today.

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- Good luck.
- ♪ (MUSIC FALLS) ♪

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♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC RESUMES) ♪

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- That's probably not coming out.
- Are we done?

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- (FLIES BUZZING)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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- Hang on.
- (SQUELCHING)

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Come here, look at this.

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- No.
- You need to see this.

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- Oh, wow. "Use red quartz."
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES) ♪

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But where
are we gonna find that?

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No idea.

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Maybe in rabbit shit?

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♪ (QUIRKY PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Hmm?

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- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

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- What are you doing?
- Mine.

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- What's that mean?
- It means it belongs to me.

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But that's not our way.
We-- We share bowls.

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We... We share everything.

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Maybe if you're a commie...

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or a sociawist.

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- ♪ (PENSIVE PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
- (ROCK SCRATCHING)

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(DRAMATIC BIRD CALL)

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- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (SIGHS)

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Why are you crying?

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I'm just not used
to being happy.

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Chana?

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- Oh, hi, Simpa.
- ♪ (PLAYFUL PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

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Not a good time, dude.

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You did not come to the hut
for lovemaking last night.

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Oh, yes. I am monogamous now.

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What is "monogamous"?

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I only have lovemaking
with Bert.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, she does.

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I do not like monogamous.

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It's got its pros and cons,
but can we talk about it later?

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I do not like it. At all.

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Now that we've made love,

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shall I prepare you
a wonderful meal?

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Wow. You really get me.

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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Oh. Do you guys
have French toast?

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Now, by giving me these melons,

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you've established
what is called cwedit,

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which you can weverage
for future purchases.

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Why not share
the melons with everyone?

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Think it through.
If you do that,

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how does anyone get wich?

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- I have a question.
- Yeah, what's up, chief?

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- ♪ (DRAMATIC DRUMBEAT) ♪
- Tell me about monogamous.

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(GROANS)

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That's a wittle complicated.
Um...

241
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,054
- Ah!
- ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

242
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,722
Let's say you're fishing
on a wake,

243
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,015
and after a very wong time,

244
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,559
you finally catch
a small blue fish.

245
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,229
You take it home,
you cook it, you eat it.

246
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,397
It's dewicious.

247
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,274
So you decide
you're only gonna eat

248
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,568
that same stupid fish
for the west of your wife,

249
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,738
even if another fish gives you
her phone number.

250
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,240
What if you want
to be with someone,

251
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,284
but they're doing monogamous
with someone else?

252
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,078
Been there. Three choices.

253
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,664
You can get over her,
twicky without porn.

254
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,208
You can convince her
to cheat on the other guy,

255
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,877
but for that, you weawy need
a car with tinted windows.

256
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,254
And finawy,

257
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,714
you figure out a way
to get wid of the other guy.

258
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,424
Like send him on a journey?

259
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,760
Yeah, or maybe he, uh,

260
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,179
- falls off a cwiff.
- ♪ (DRAMATIC DRUMS PLAY) ♪

261
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,514
Happens.

262
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,724
- ♪ (DRAMATIC DRUMBEAT) ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

263
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,351
(BIRDS CALLING)

264
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,645
Where are we gonna
find red quartz?

265
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,648
No idea.
Luckily, we know a geologist.

266
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,233
Oh, right, Bert.

267
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,945
You gonna tell him
you pawed through bear shit
to find a message?

268
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,989
- Nope.
- Can I?

269
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,740
Nope.

270
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:02,452
♪ (SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

271
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,830
(CHUCKLES)

272
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,082
Hey, there.

273
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,710
- Top of the morning to you.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

274
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,794
STUART BLOOM: Oh, good.

275
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,713
Bert, I figured out
how to get us out of here.

276
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,299
What about,
"Nice to see you, Bert"?

277
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,177
- "What's going on, Bert?"
- All right, what's going on?

278
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,137
- I'm getting married.
- What?

279
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,222
Yeah, I asked Chana to marry me.

280
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,515
She said yes.

281
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,309
Does she even know
what marriage is?

282
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,228
- No, and don't you tell her.
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

283
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,772
Bert... (SIGHS) ...I need
to ask you a geology question.

284
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,275
Is it how many times
can a geologist have sex

285
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,319
in a 24-hour period?

286
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,404
'Cause the answer's two.

287
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,615
No, it's where do
we find red quartz?

288
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,657
Why?

289
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,242
To fix the machine.
I got a message.

290
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,453
- Oh, tell him how you got it.
- Stop it.

291
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,873
- That's red quartz.
- Great, thanks.

292
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,000
Two times. Good for you.

293
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:53,086
Hey, uh...
can I have that necklace?

294
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,671
No. Mine.

295
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,089
What happened
to share everything?

296
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,092
Mine. We're not commies.

297
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,762
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Kripke.

298
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,722
I suppose
it's technically possible

299
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,141
for a society to develop Engwish
as a wanguage

300
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,186
without an Engwand,
but it seems unwikewy.

301
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,729
- That's what I said.
- Guys!

302
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,857
Of course, we could be speaking
their wanguage and not know it.

303
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,776
- I said that too.
- Listen to me!

304
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,611
- Ooh, not so wough on the tushy.
- Sorry.

305
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,363
I've been
through the whole village.

306
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,366
There's one piece of red quartz,
and Gavel won't give it up.

307
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,953
Ah, I'm not surprised.
He's also a very selfish wover.

308
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,537
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

309
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,374
Kripke, without that red quartz,
we're never getting out of here.

310
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,792
Oh, tell him
where you got the message.

311
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,877
- Would you please?
- Why don't you just steaw it?

312
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,212
You see the size of that guy?

313
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,173
So what? These people don't hit.
They don't fight.

314
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,550
It's like you had a TV show
called <i>Land of the Pussies.</i>

315
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,261
You're horrible.

316
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,929
You know what I say
to that, Denise?

317
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,681
I say...

318
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,809
- (BUBBLING FART)
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

319
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,395
Was that cwear enough,
or should I wepeat myself?

320
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,898
(INSECTS CHIRPING)

321
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,859
I think he's asleep.

322
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,486
You think he's asleep
or he's asleep?

323
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,863
He's asleep.

324
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,074
I think.

325
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,995
What if we just stay
in this universe?

326
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,455
Do you like the outdoor toilets?

327
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,040
(GROANS)

328
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,669
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

329
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,357
Mm. (EXHALES)

330
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,401
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

331
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,821
(GAVEL MOANS SOFTLY)

332
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,536
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

333
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,663
(GASPS) What took you so long?

334
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,041
I don't want to talk about it.

335
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,626
Mine.

336
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,797
- Now what?
- I don't know.

337
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,799
Maybe your pile of shit
has a plan B.

338
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,385
- ♪ (QUIRKY DRUM STING) ♪
- Oh, good, Bert.

339
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,346
We need to find another piece
of red quartz.

340
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,972
- Hold that thought.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

341
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,641
Stuart Bloom,
will you be my best man?

342
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,102
And Denise,
we would be so honored

343
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,812
if you would perform
the ceremony.

344
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,356
I would love to.

345
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,608
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Honey, sidebar.

346
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,902
I'm so happy
for you guys. (CHUCKLES)

347
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,445
♪ (QUIRKY PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

348
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,072
- What are you doing?
- Oh, it's okay.

349
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,366
I'm a certified minister
of the Universal Life Church.

350
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,034
Which doesn't exist
in this universe

351
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,660
and is bullshit
in the one it does.

352
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,121
Well, fine. You walk over there
and tell your best friend

353
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,708
that he's not entitled
to a little bit of happiness.

354
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,793
♪ (QUIRKY MUSICAL STING) ♪

355
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,171
- Ah, damn it.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

356
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,507
Bert, I'd be very happy
to be your best man.

357
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,050
You don't look happy.

358
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,260
What do you want from me?
I ran out of Lexapro.

359
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,098
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- My bowl! It's mine!

360
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,101
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- That's weird.

361
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,980
♪ (SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

362
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,694
- (WHISPERS) Now.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

363
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,488
(SIGHS)

364
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,533
(SINGING FLATLY)
<i>♪ We've only just begun ♪</i>

365
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,159
<i>♪ To live ♪</i>

366
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,538
<i>♪ White lace and promises ♪</i>

367
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,916
<i>♪ A kiss for luck
And we're on our way ♪</i>

368
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,043
(MOUTHING) Thank you.

369
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:23,880
<i>♪ Before the rising sun ♪</i>

370
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,927
<i>♪ We fly
So many roads to choose ♪</i>

371
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,807
<i>♪ We start off walking
And learn to run ♪</i>

372
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,059
<i>- ♪ Sharing horizons... ♪</i>
- That's good, thank you.

373
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,145
Sure.

374
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,359
Oh. Oh, my God,
I'm trying not to cry.

375
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,111
Bert, Chana,

376
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,864
you are about to embark
on an amazing adventure.

377
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,575
You're gonna set sail
in a boat made of love.

378
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,617
(SIGHS)

379
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,744
And how do we make
that boat seaworthy?

380
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:58,915
We build a hull of trust,
a mast of compromise,

381
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,793
and to it we attach
a sail made of dreams.

382
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,004
We get it, a boat.

383
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,425
I don't know about you guys,
but weddings make me horny.

384
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,471
Now, before we unite this man
and woman in holy matrimony,

385
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,264
does anyone object?

386
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,016
SIMPA: I do!

387
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,603
- I-- I do!
- (VILLAGERS MURMURING)

388
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,439
♪ (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

389
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,359
- Monogamy is wrong!
- (VILLAGERS MURMURING)

390
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,652
♪ (MUSIC TURNS INSPIRING) ♪

391
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,406
We are not meant to possess
each other, or-- or shoes,

392
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,702
- or clothes, or bowls.
- ♪ (MUSIC RISES) ♪

393
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,704
- My bowl?
- No, no.

394
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,918
- It is everyone's bowl.
- (VILLAGERS GASPING, MURMURING)

395
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,129
No, my bowl.

396
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,424
- (GROANS)
- (VILLAGERS GASPING)

397
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,010
- (SCREAMS)
- (VILLAGER GRUNTS)

398
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,387
♪ ("WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN"
BY THE CARPENTERS PLAYING) ♪

399
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:58,475
<i>- ♪ We've only just begun ♪</i>
- (VILLAGERS SHOUTING, GRUNTING)

400
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:02,103
<i>♪ To live ♪</i>

401
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,813
- (SCREAMS)
<i>- ♪ We start out walking... ♪</i>

402
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,814
(CHUCKLES) Oh!

403
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,691
What got into
these guys? (GROANS)

404
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,277
(VILLAGERS SHOUTING, GRUNTING)

405
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,405
<i>♪ We've just begun ♪</i>

406
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,075
This is not the wedding
I dreamed of.

407
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,913
<i>♪ Sharing horizons
That are new to us ♪</i>

408
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:26,461
<i>♪ Watching the signs
Along the way ♪</i>

409
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,216
<i>♪ Talkin' it over
Just the two of us ♪</i>

410
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,846
<i>♪ Workin' together day to day ♪</i>

411
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,181
<i>♪ Together ♪</i>

412
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,851
<i>♪ And yes, we've just begun... ♪</i>

413
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,186
- Mine.
- Huh?

414
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,857
- (YELPS)
- No, wait. Come back! No! No!

415
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,027
Forget it, Bert.
It's Chana-Town.

416
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,530
Get it?

417
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,407
<i>♪ Talkin' it over ♪</i>

418
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,035
<i>- ♪ Just the two of us ♪</i>
- (DEVICE WHIRRING, BEEPING)

419
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:03,498
<i>- ♪ Workin' together day to day ♪</i>
- (VILLAGERS SHOUTING, GRUNTING)

420
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,708
♪ (SONG STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪

421
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:10,880
- (WHOOSHING WARBLE)
- (ECHOING SCREAMS)

422
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,508
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (PORTAL WARBLES)

423
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,136
Oh, man.

424
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,431
- Sorry, Bert.
- Yeah, sorry.

425
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,141
I was happy there.

426
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,143
- It was paradise.
- Yeah.

427
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,603
So is Pasadena,

428
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,605
during the week
when Old Town isn't crowded.

429
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,189
I'm just gonna ask it
one more time.

430
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,774
How were those people
speaking Engwish?

431
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,736
Better question, are we finally
in a normal universe?

432
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,779
BARRY: Eh, sure looks like it.

433
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,823
♪ (MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪

434
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,367
Seems normal to me.

435
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,829
(MUNCHING)

436
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,748
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

437
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,208
♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪

438
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:28,459
♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING) ♪

439
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,301
♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪