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- What are you doing?
- What?
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You're eating my ficus.
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Look at that.
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It's really good.
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Setting aside the fact that
"you're eating my ficus" sounds dirty,
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you're eating his ficus.
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It's delicious. Here, try it.
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- What? No. No. Uh...
- Yeah.
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It smells good.
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Take a bite.
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- Oh, my God.
- Right?
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This is unbelievable.
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- What's happening?
- You gotta try this.
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- You're kidding?
- Just try it.
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This is the best damn thing
I've ever put in my mouth
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and I've put some cwazy shit in my mouth.
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I think I know what's going on.
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Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
This is the most--
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What is happening?
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I believe you're chewing your cud.
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She's what-ing her what?
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"The human body is a miracle."
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"We have four stomachs,
just like our ancestors, the cows."
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That's ridiculous.
How could we be descended from...
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cows?
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All wight. This universe is stupid.
Push that button and let's get--
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Yum!
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I've been doing a little research.
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It turns out this universe
is pretty close to ours
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before the apocalypse.
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Couple of differences.
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Baseball doesn't have a DH rule
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and they don't have Skechers Slip-Ins.
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That's a drag.
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Are you weaving anything out there, buddy?
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Let's see. Okay.
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John Cougar is still John Cougar.
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He never went back to Mellencamp.
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We have four stomachs and chew our cud.
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Cud. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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All right, we have Kentucky bluegrass.
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- That's me.
- Smells delicious.
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- Who had the tall fescue?
- Me.
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So good.
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Bermuda for the gentleman.
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- Wow.
- Thank you.
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- And the clover for the lady.
- Thank you.
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Bon appétit.
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Hey, guys, I'm gonna throw
something out there.
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Why don't we just stay in this reality?
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What happened to you saving the universe?
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I know, but I mean, let's be honest.
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Were any of us really clear on
how that was supposed to work?
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- Not really.
- Right.
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And yeah, this place isn't perfect...
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but there's no evil computers,
no one's getting burned at the stake.
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- You really want to stay here?
- Why not?
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I mean, we can't get the hang
of that stupid machine.
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Every place we go turns out
to be dangerous.
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Last place was nice.
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I almost married a woman
who thought I was beautiful.
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Yeah, and then there was a violent riot
and we had to flee for our lives.
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Every rose has thorns, Stuart.
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I wonder what a rose would taste like.
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Thank you.
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How was everything?
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- Excellent.
- So good. Delicious.
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- Amazing.
- So good.
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Did you save room for dessert?
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Chef just got in some corn.
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Corn? You trying to fatten us up?
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A little, but it's worth it.
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Fine, one warge corn for the table.
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So, what would we do if we stayed here?
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I would run a comic book store,
you'd work with me,
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Bert would be a geologist,
and Kripke'd be an asshole.
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Asshole's more of a hobby than a vocation.
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Maybe we could even get married.
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Are you...
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proposing?
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Depends. Are you...
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accepting?
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I've always imagined this moment,
but with less vomit in my mouth.
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Well, I didn't mean
to put you on the spot.
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Just think about it.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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- That was really great.
- Yeah.
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In the middle there, did... did you moo?
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I did. You made me moo.
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I think it's the vegetarian diet.
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I'm more peppy.
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You sure are. I worked up an appetite.
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You want some hay? I've got some hay.
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Mm, yeah. Gimme.
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You know, I was thinking
about what you said at dinner.
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And?
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I think we could be happy here.
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People are really nice. The food's great.
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I hear the health care's terrific.
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One more reason to call this home.
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Sorry.
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- Yeah?
- It's me and Kripke.
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- Can we talk?
- Not a good time.
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Or just come in.
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- We don't wanna stay in Cowtown.
- Why not?
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We did pretty good
in those other universes.
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I had sex in three out of five of them,
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and granted, one was with Gary,
but he's a very genewous wover.
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If you're not gonna use
the Leonard/Sheldon device,
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we want to hit the road.
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Try our wuck somewhere else.
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What do you think?
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They take the machine, we're here forever.
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I'm okay with that.
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- It's all yours.
- Thank you.
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So...
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I guess this is goodbye.
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I guess so.
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Listen, I know I haven't been
the best twaveling companion.
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And?
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And what?
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- Goodbye, Kripke.
- Okay.
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- Bye, Bert.
- Bye.
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I'm actually gonna miss them.
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Yeah.
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Think you got one more moo in you?
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Only one way to find out.
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You know what you're doing?
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I am a world-wenowned physicist.
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I am perfectly capable
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of traversing interdimensional wealities.
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Bert, stop screaming!
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But we're falling to our death!
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Do you see a bottom?
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- No.
- What's that tell you?
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We're falling to our death eventually.
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Or not.
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So, now what?
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I don't know. Let's think it through.
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- Anything?
- Nope.
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So, back to screaming?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I hope we made the right decision.
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I think we did. It's a beautiful world.
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Yeah.
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- Salt lick.
- Come to Mama.
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Two, please.
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It's so good.
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- Am I tasting sea salt?
- It's Himalayan.
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Yeah. There's the mountain.
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Everybody, listen to me!
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The universe is collapsing.
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We're running out of time!
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We must take action before it's too late.
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No one is safe.
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Ignore me all you want,
but it's coming for you!
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The end times are near, people!
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- Look, it's Raj.
- He's not dead here.
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- That's nice.
- You think you can go on?
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Living your little lives
in your little houses?
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It's coming for you!
It's coming for all of you!
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- Raj.
- What?
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like?
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To be honest, paranoid schizophrenia.
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Be right back.
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Are you familiar with the galaxy GN-z11?
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- Um, no.
- No.
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It's the most distant galaxy
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the Hubble telescope can see,
and guess what?
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Don't bother. It's a rhetorical question.
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The whole damn thing... gone.
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How can a galaxy disappear?
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You sure the Hubble telescope
doesn't have some schmutz on it?
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It's the Hubble! It doesn't have schmutz!
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Schmutz happens to everything.
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Listen to me. It's not just GN-z11.
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It's the Triangulum Galaxy
and the Hyperion proto-supercluster.
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- Oh, no.
- Why "oh, no"?
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"Oh, yay" sounded wrong.
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I've tried calling and warning everyone.
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JPL, NASA, the White House.
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You know what they said to me?
They said I was crazy.
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Really?
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You screamed that the universe
is coming to an end
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to the lady that answers the phone
at the White House
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and she didn't take you seriously?
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Entire star systems
at the edge of the universe
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are disappearing.
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Which means...
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Sorry, all I got is schmutz.
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It means there isn't much time
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before everything we know
and love is gone.
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Well, how much time are we talking about?
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Not a lot, guys.
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Three to four hundred years.
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Oh, buddy, even if you're right,
we'll all be dead.
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- Who cares?
- "Who cares"?
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I'll tell you who cares.
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Your great, great, great,
great, great, great,
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great, great, great, great,
great, great, great, great,
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great, great,
great-grandchildren.
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Oh, no. One more great.
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Grandchildren?
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We haven't really talked
about starting a...
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family.
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- Maybe we should.
- Clock's ticking.
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Don't you get it? The universe is ending,
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and there's nothing we can do about it.
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- Nothing?
- Not a damn thing.
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Okay. Well...
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good to see you.
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Good to see you.
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- Good luck with all this.
- Thanks.
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Okay.
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We're all going to die!
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Push the button! Get us out of here!
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Oh, right, yeah.
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- Shit!
- It didn't work.
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I know. Hence "shit."
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- Wanna play a game?
- What?
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- You know, pass the time.
- You're kidding?
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When I was a kid on car trips,
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my mom and I would play 20 questions.
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I'm not pwaying 20 questions
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while we're falling
through an endwess void.
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Okay.
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- Okay, screw it. I got one.
- Great.
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- Is it something you eat?
- No.
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I give up.
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- Did you lock the door?
- Thought I did.
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It's about time.
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- What are you doing here?
- What's it look like?
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I'm waiting for you.
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- Stuart?
- Yeah?
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- Sorry, go ahead.
- Denise...
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this is the other me I told you about.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, you want to explain to me
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why you gave the Leonard/Sheldon thingy
to Bert and Kripke?
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Well, we decided to stay here.
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Okay, cool! "We decided to stay here."
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"It's great.
I don't have to save the universe."
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"I can just chew my frickin' cud."
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Other you's kind of a dick.
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Okay.
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You know what? I'm gonna explain this
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as simply as I can.
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Because you are entangled
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with the primary incident of divergence
at a quantum level...
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you are inextricably bound
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to the potential resolution
of the fragmentation
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of the multi-state universe.
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You get what I'm saying?
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You're the only one
who can save the universe.
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Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to.
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You have to.
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Is there someone else I can talk to?
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Like my manager? I'm a projection
from a collapsing adjacent reality.
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Does that sound like someone
who has a manager?
261
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Well, maybe not a manager,
but there must've been someone
262
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who told you what time to come in today.
263
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Look. Even if I wanted
to save the universe,
264
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I don't have the device anymore.
265
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So order another one!
266
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How can there be another one?
267
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How can this conversation be happening?
268
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You-- You're not listening to me.
269
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I'm done with the Leonard/Sheldon thingy
and the universe hopping and you!
270
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Mostly you.
271
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Don't.
272
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Let me talk to you.
273
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Seventh grade, I had a teacher.
Mr. Morinelli.
274
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He's the one who inspired me
to start a geology club.
275
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It didn't really catch on at first.
276
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,202
It was just me and Karen Hartman
and Larry O'Malley.
277
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He had a twin brother.
278
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Can't remember his name.
279
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It rhymed with Larry.
It was like Barry or Harry.
280
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Oh, God, just wet me hit the gwound.
281
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Gary! Gary O'Malley! That's it.
282
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I knew I'd remember it.
283
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"Shrub Hub."
284
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Makes sense.
285
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Shrub Hub.
286
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- Who's ready for Japanese food?
- Me, me.
287
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,365
The only downside
to the whole four stomach thing
288
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is I'm constantly hungry.
289
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:15,039
I know. Bonsai. Soy sauce? Thank you.
290
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Do you think that I'm wrong
291
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for bailing out on the whole
"save the universe" thing?
292
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Doesn't matter what I think.
What do you think?
293
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It'd be different if I signed up for it.
294
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But I didn't, so I don't feel like
I'm doing anything wrong.
295
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Living my own life, making my own choices.
296
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Okay.
297
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,985
And besides, nothing really happens
for hundreds of years.
298
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True.
299
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,281
I mean, sure, there'd be
an infinite number of lives lost
300
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or never even born
301
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across an infinite number of universes.
302
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,745
- And how's that my problem?
- It most certainly is not.
303
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,415
- Thank you.
- Unless you want it to be.
304
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So, you think I should do it?
305
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:01,878
I didn't say that.
306
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,087
Denise, I'm not a hero.
307
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:08,176
I'm a broke-ass failed artist
who owns a comic book store.
308
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,135
In fact, I'm such a failure,
309
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,512
in every universe we go to,
I own a comic book store.
310
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- No argument.
- You can argue a little.
311
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Stuart, this is your decision.
312
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I just think anyone can be a hero
313
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if they're trying to make life better
for other people.
314
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And as you pointed out,
315
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this would be all people
who exist or ever will exist,
316
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in every possible universe.
317
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,039
If I do this, we could end up
in a much worse situation
318
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,333
than what we have right now.
319
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,503
There are no bad situations
as long as I'm with you.
320
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,143
- Your cud tastes great.
- Right back at you, baby.
321
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,654
- Stuart Bloom?
- Yes, sir.
322
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You want to sign for this?
323
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,410
- Gary.
- All day long.
324
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:21,248
- Denise, look. It's Gary.
- I see.
325
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,125
- Do I know you guys?
- We were married in another universe.
326
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,210
Didn't work out.
327
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,296
There's also another version of you
who knew another version of her.
328
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,757
- Uh-huh.
- But he's dead.
329
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,803
I hate this job.
330
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,142
Look, this one came with instructions.
331
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,271
- Oh, really?
- And a warranty.
332
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:50,027
"Congratulations on your purchase
of an interdimensional transport device."
333
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,113
- It's got Bluetooth.
- Now, I don't understand.
334
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,407
If Bert and Barry took the device,
how is there another one?
335
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,576
Let me look.
336
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,868
"Don't use near water."
337
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,496
"Caution. Small parts, choking hazard."
338
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,622
Okay, here we go.
339
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,167
"This is a quantum echo
of the original device."
340
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,296
"It both exists and does not exist."
341
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:13,008
"And when activated,
it will merge with the original device."
342
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,051
You know, I'm just gonna
stop asking questions.
343
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,053
Let's go.
344
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:21,099
Just one more thing. Kyle, Trevor.
Denise and I are gonna leave this universe
345
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,726
'cause I'm on a mission
346
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,228
to prevent the destruction
of reality itself.
347
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,522
- Okay.
- Sure, yeah.
348
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,898
You really don't have any questions?
349
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:33,028
I got one. This Batman #608
has a water stain.
350
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,571
Any flexibility on price?
351
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,157
No. Goodbye, guys.
352
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,208
I think you can just take it.
353
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,345
Yeah, wight. Give it a west.
354
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,388
Give it a rest? Are you crazy?
355
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,351
- What is happening?
- We're falling.
356
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,355
Yeah, we got that!
What kind of universe is this?
357
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,774
I don't think we made it
to another universe.
358
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,692
I think we're stuck between universes.
359
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,278
What exists between universes?
360
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,488
Best guess?
361
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,823
Sort of an interdimensional taint?
362
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,908
Think of it like being stuck
363
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,744
between the balls of one universe
and the asshole of another.
364
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,665
You're disgusting! Get us out of here!
365
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,627
We tried. The machine is not working.
366
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,588
Because you haven't been chosen
to save the universe!
367
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,383
Oh, and you have?
368
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,386
- Denise, tell 'em!
- It's true! He's him!
369
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:43,056
Think of me like Neo, or maybe Jesus.
370
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:46,185
Oh, Jesus? Really? Just push the button!
371
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,118
Everything looks normal.
372
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,744
What'd you say?
373
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,162
I said it looks normal.
374
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,249
Your mouth isn't moving.
375
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,126
Neither is yours.
376
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,378
I think we're hearing
each other's thoughts.
377
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,964
That's gonna be a big pwoblem for me.
378
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,466
Why?
379
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,884
Why what?
380
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,554
Why is it gonna be a big problem?
381
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,765
My mother bathed me till I was 12.
382
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,767
Damn it!