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[water babbling]

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[birdsong]

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[light snoring]

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[imitating horse snorting]

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-[♪ string music playing]
-[horse squealing]

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-[horse squealing]
-Easy, boy.

7
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[♪ dramatic string music
continues playing]

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-[birdsong]
-[water lapping]

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-[neighing]
-Come on!

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Just run!

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-Move.
-[horse neighing]

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You're stubborn as old iron.

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He's twice the size
of your last rider,

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and the field could be
just like this or worse,

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so you best get
your feet under you.

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[nickering]

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My father told me you should
never talk to a horse.

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He said they're
dumber than dogs

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and only
understand the crop.

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[snuffling]

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[sighs]
But I don't think that's true.

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I think a horse doesn't want
to be ordered about

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any more than a man does.

24
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Ser Duncan only has us.

25
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And if he loses,
he won't even have that.

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I can get the weapon
in his hand...

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-somehow.
-[nickering]

28
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But then, it's up to you.

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Hyah! Go!

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[splatting]

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[neighing]

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[♪ dramatic string music
playing]

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Hyah! Yah!

34
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Hyah! Yah!

35
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Not bad.

36
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Ha! Go!

37
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Go, Thunder!

38
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[sheep bleating]

39
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Ser Duncan, take it.

40
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Ha! Go, Thunder!

41
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[horse neighing]

42
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Take it quick,
Ser Duncan.

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Go, Thunder!

44
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-[horse neighing]
-[Egg] Whoo!

45
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Come on!

46
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Whoo!

47
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Good boy.
Good boy, Thunder.

48
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-Good boy.
-[Thunder nickering]

49
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You steal that horse?

50
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Tell the truth.
We'll be fair.

51
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It's not stealing if you
mean to put it back.

52
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[Thunder whinnying]

53
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[Egg shushing]

54
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What's wrong with your hair?

55
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What's wrong with your eye?

56
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[horse whinnying]

57
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[crowd groaning]

58
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Ahh!

59
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[shouting]

60
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You're Ser Robyn Rhysling.

61
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You're the maddest knight
in the Seven Kingdoms.

62
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We are a vessel
for the Warrior.

63
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When it is madness bid,
it is madness delivered.

64
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You're small for a squire.

65
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I serve Ser Duncan the Tall.

66
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He's large enough
for the both of us.

67
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-We've not heard of him.
-You will.

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[birdsong]

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[Thunder neighing]

70
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Where have you been?

71
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[Egg] Training.

72
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Don't wander off
without telling me.

73
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What are you doing, Ser?

74
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-Sewing a patch.
-Is that not my job?

75
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You know how?

76
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Then quit jawing
and get the brushes.

77
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Thunder looks like he's been
dragged through a hedge.

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What about breakfast?

79
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There's salt beef
after you're done.

80
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I'd sooner eat
the horse, ser.

81
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You'll eat my fist
if you don't do as you're told.

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Never mind that.

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Yeah.
Yeah, just like that.

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Keep it as close to the edge
as possible.

85
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And that's your whipstitch.

86
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How'd you get it so even?

87
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Just, like--
just practice.

88
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Just try again.

89
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-There.
-Yes!

90
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-Ser?
-Mm-hmm?

91
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Is it odd that I have black hair
growing out of my stones?

92
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It's odd that you're telling me.

93
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[singing] ♪ Prince Baelor
was the first born ♪

94
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♪ Prince Maekar
sprang out last ♪

95
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-[Dunk retching]
-♪ Daemon was the bastard,
so they kicked his bastard ♪

96
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♪ Grass is green in summer,
green grass I adore ♪

97
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-[Dunk vomiting]
-♪ But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel ♪

98
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-♪ Horses die in battle ♪
-[Drunk groaning]

99
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♪ This battle was the front ♪

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♪ Blackfyre's not a trueborn,
he came from the wrong ♪

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♪ Country was in peril,
The Anvil was a rock ♪

102
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♪ The Hammer
smashed the bastard
with his giant veiny ♪

103
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-♪ Host of Dornish spearmen ♪
-It's time.

104
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-Fetch my armor.
-Now?

105
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Aye, now.

106
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[Egg] Why?

107
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Because I mean
to enter the lists.

108
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You don't have your shield.

109
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[sheep bleating]

110
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We'll-- yeah, we'll gather it
along the way.

111
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-[sniffling]
-Mm-hmm.

112
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Also, the right
of the first challenge

113
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goes to knights of high birth
and renown.

114
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Are you a knight
of high birth and renown, ser?

115
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Wait, so I-- I cannot
enter the lists today?

116
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[Egg] Not today, ser, no.

117
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Only knights of high birth
and renown.

118
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Then why have I been
vomiting all morning?

119
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It's a mystery.

120
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[goose honking]

121
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[Dunk] No, no, no, no, no.

122
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Um, uh, goose eggs.

123
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Just-- just the eggs.

124
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No, no, no, uh...

125
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Shit, um,
goose eggs, like...

126
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-Just the...
-[townsfolk chattering]

127
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Thank you.

128
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Do you like goose eggs?

129
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Your shield will be ready
this evening, ser.

130
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Th-Thank you.

131
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[donkey braying]

132
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[rooster crowing]

133
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-[Egg] Ooh, ooh! Ooh!
-Shut up.

134
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[♪ soft music playing]

135
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[♪ cheerful whistling]

136
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[Egg] Mm!

137
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Mm!

138
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[crowd roaring]

139
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Come on!

140
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-Come on! Whoo!
-Whoo!

141
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,139
-Why not?
-Come on!

142
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[laughing]

143
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[coughing]

144
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[jouster shouting]

145
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-[crowd roaring]
-Come on!

146
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Whoo!

147
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[applause]

148
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[mimicking Dunk]
Do you want
some hard salt beef?

149
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[in high-pitched voice]
Oh, I'm Egg. I can't
eat hard salt beef.

150
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I just eat lovely food
and grapes and all the...

151
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[babbling]

152
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Can't even drink
a pint of ale.

153
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Yeah, 'cause it's disgusting.

154
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-It's not disgusting.
-Yes, it is disgusting.

155
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-It's not disgusting.
-It's disgusting.

156
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Well, then I won't buy you
another one.

157
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-Good.
-[sighs]

158
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,188
[Egg]
I think I could be quite
happy in a place like this.

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00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,234
[Dunk]
You're in a place like this.

160
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,446
-I meant for a while.
-Ah, yeah.

161
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,450
[Egg] After I lead a great
campaign for my lord, of course.

162
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,701
Of course.

163
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,455
I return a war hero
and he gives me

164
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a parcel of land
for my very own,

165
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and the hand of his second
most beautiful daughter.

166
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Second most?

167
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,382
Well, you've already
married the first most.

168
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,092
Have you not, ser?

169
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,054
[crowd cheering in distance]

170
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,432
[Egg] I'd keep horses,
plant oats and peas.

171
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,226
-Raise cows.
-And lambs, perhaps.

172
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,936
-Fuck your lambs.
-[chuckles]

173
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,272
Did you really ride
all the way here

174
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,107
in the back
of some farmer's wagon?

175
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,942
I don't want
to talk about it.

176
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,402
[snickering]

177
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,577
I'll say this for you.

178
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,997
You're a good worker
when you put your mind to it.

179
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,540
Think so?

180
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,043
Mm-hmm.

181
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,925
Does that mean
I can stay on as your squire

182
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,718
after the tournament?

183
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,351
If I lose my first joust,

184
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,895
I'll scarcely be a knight
after the tournament.

185
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,442
But if you win?

186
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,493
If I win...

187
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,000
If I win, you can--

188
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,877
Ser Duncan?

189
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,796
A word, if you please.

190
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,840
[hocking phlegm]

191
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,174
[spitting]

192
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,305
Is there an issue
with my entry?

193
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,808
Hm? Oh, no.
No, I, uh...

194
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,019
I only wanted to show you
a new fishing spot I'm keen on.

195
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:14,150
Uh, Ser Duncan,

196
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:18,362
I believe we are both
men of honor.

197
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,157
So, I hope you understand
that what I ask

198
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,159
serves no private interest.

199
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,495
Might it surprise you
to learn that my Lord Ashford

200
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,831
has richly overspent
on his daughter's pageant?

201
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,251
-It might not.
-Mm.

202
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,378
Well, with winter
not so long past,

203
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,922
and many
of our flocks collapsed,

204
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,716
hard times lay ahead.

205
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,511
Unless we endeavor
to reverse our fortunes.

206
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,222
[sighs]

207
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,601
I-- I don't have
any money, I...

208
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,606
Shocking, that may be,

209
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,777
I mean not to rob you,
but to reward you.

210
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,573
-[scoffs] Reward me?
-Aye.

211
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,075
What do you know of
Lord Ashford's youngest,

212
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,368
Sir Androw?

213
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,581
[crashing]

214
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,500
[crowd cheering]

215
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,047
He-- he's a deft lance.

216
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,298
-Indeed, indeed.
-Mm.

217
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:24,136
But were a challenger
to come forth

218
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,931
and unhorse Ser Androw,
against all odds,

219
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,725
the lucky few who backed
such an unlikely winner

220
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,061
would find their pockets full.

221
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,026
Now, now, rest assured.

222
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,736
Rest assured,
I mean no disrespect.

223
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,323
I ask only what
you already intend.

224
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,616
Drive your foe
from his saddle

225
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,409
and take your place
on champion's row.

226
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:53,207
I do not want a victory
that I have not earned.

227
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,210
Have you not earned it?

228
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,966
Let Ser Androw take the fall,

229
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,425
and you shall have
his horse, arms,

230
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,052
and armor as recompense
for your role.

231
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,513
A tidy sum for
a young hedge knight

232
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,640
who presently calls
an alder tree home.

233
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,768
It's an elm.

234
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,272
[whispering] Elm.

235
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,278
I beg you, think on it.

236
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,238
I shall seek your answer
on the morrow.

237
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,368
Perhaps the rains
will hold till then.

238
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,580
Mind your pride,
Ser Duncan.

239
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,587
[hocking, spitting]

240
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,258
-[water babbling]
-[birdsong]

241
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,973
[sighs]

242
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,975
[horn blowing]

243
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,319
[herald] Son of Meakar,

244
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,487
grandson to King Daeron the Good

245
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,490
and Prince
of House Targaryen,

246
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,911
Prince Aerion Brightflame.

247
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,954
[cheering and applause]

248
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,381
[horn blowing]

249
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,843
Hyah!

250
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,846
-[cheering and applause]
-[metal clanging]

251
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,360
[Aerion Targaryen]
Cousin.

252
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,114
[horns blaring, drums beating]

253
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,787
Not to worry.
I won't embarrass you today.

254
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168
Come out, come out,
little knight.

255
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,630
It's time you
faced the dragon.

256
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,842
-[grunting] Hyah!
-[cheering and applause]

257
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,680
[horse whinnying]

258
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,558
[shouting]

259
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,895
[cheering and applause continue]

260
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,483
[horse neighing]

261
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,655
[neighing]

262
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,365
[snorting]

263
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,370
[thunder rumbling]

264
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,880
-[jousters] Hyah!
-[cheering and applause]

265
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,009
Kill him. Kill him!

266
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596
[crowd] Aww!

267
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,640
[crowd booing]

268
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,022
[horse neighing]

269
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,273
[Aerion exclaiming]

270
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,399
Lance!

271
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,609
Go!

272
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,991
He's too low.

273
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,703
[horse squealing]

274
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,501
-[screaming]
-[crowd groaning]

275
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,468
[groaning]

276
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,680
[groaning continues]

277
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,310
[crowd clamoring]

278
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,695
[clamoring continues]

279
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,616
♪♪

280
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,702
[horse neighing]

281
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,746
[clamoring continues]

282
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,181
[horse squealing]

283
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,269
-I want to leave.
-Aye.

284
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147
[axe thudding]

285
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,692
[thunder rumbling]

286
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,612
That was a terrible sight.

287
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,949
But a squire
must be strong.

288
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,201
A mishap may befall me,
and I'll need you

289
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,869
to keep your wits if it does.

290
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,872
That was no mishap.

291
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,291
[thunder rumbling]

292
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,422
The jousting is done
for the day, I think.

293
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,675
Come, lad.

294
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,472
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

295
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,724
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

296
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:06,478
♪ Lost a digit tending flock,
now feeling awfully glum ♪

297
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,981
♪ Oh! Alice
with three fingers ♪

298
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,899
♪ A copper in her glass ♪

299
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,734
♪ Had two fingers
less than most ♪

300
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,112
♪ She'll shove them
up your arse, hey! ♪

301
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,574
♪ I once gave her a silver,
feeling down and lone ♪

302
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:22,119
♪ I tried to buy a pinky,
but I got the whole arm bone ♪

303
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,998
♪ Oh! Alice with three fingers
never had a lot ♪

304
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,958
♪ She gave me
all she had to give ♪

305
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,459
♪ Two more than
what was sought ♪

306
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,420
♪ Oh! Two more than
what I bought ♪

307
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,422
[all cheering]

308
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,678
Do you suppose
there was an Alice, ser?

309
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,766
A crippled girl who shoved
her hand up men's arses?

310
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,351
I think there probably was.

311
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,896
Of course,
there probably was.

312
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,982
Do you think her name
was really Alice?

313
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,653
Mm, no.
I just think Alice

314
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780
is a nice name
to write a song to.

315
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,366
That means there
was a cripple girl

316
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,702
who was so good
at pleasuring men
in their bums

317
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,288
that they saw fit
to celebrate her in song,

318
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,624
yet they could not bother
credit her true name?

319
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,375
If there's a lesson in that,

320
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,961
it's for wiser men
than me to say.

321
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,713
Perhaps it is
a story of honor.

322
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:16,965
Honor?

323
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,886
A misfortuned girl making
the best of her natural gifts.

324
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,514
One might wish for more.

325
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,683
But is this not the act
of a dogged spirit?

326
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,477
Giving more
than what is asked?

327
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,187
"The whole arm bone,"
as it were.

328
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,690
Perhaps her name
does not matter, then.

329
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,526
It's-- it's her story
that abides.

330
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,654
Her name is Hope, ser.

331
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,530
Belongs to all
who invoke it.

332
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,744
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

333
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,829
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

334
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,665
♪ She lost a digit
tending flock ♪

335
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,250
♪ And now she's awfully-- ♪

336
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,293
-[chicken bawking]
-[donkey braying]

337
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,589
[Dunk]
Did you ever know
your father, Egg?

338
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,049
[Egg] Mm, uh...

339
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,386
No. Not really.

340
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,388
Most like I saw mine hanged.

341
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,601
There was a pot shop
in Flea Bottom.

342
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,605
I used to sell them
rats and cats
and pigeons for brown.

343
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,941
Cook there always said
my father was some thief.

344
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,194
If he was as big as me,

345
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,154
he wouldn't have made
a very good one.

346
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,782
[townsfolk chattering]

347
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,210
Say your fortune.

348
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,296
Oh, yeah.
Go on, then.

349
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:40,173
You shall know great success
and be richer than a Lannister.

350
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,926
Thank you.
Do the boy now.

351
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,015
You shall be king...

352
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,059
and die in a hot fire,

353
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,395
and worms shall feed
upon your ashes.

354
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,607
And all who know you
shall rejoice in your dying.

355
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,568
What?

356
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:04,281
[laughing]
Thank you, that's very good.

357
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,077
Why would she say that?

358
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,204
Why would she say what?
Come on.

359
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,752
Ser Duncan!

360
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,588
I saw you earlier
with this boy.

361
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,591
Uh, yeah.
This boy is my squire.

362
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,469
Egg, this is, um,
Raymun Fossoway.

363
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,763
-Good day.
-[people cheering in distance]

364
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,598
See our show!
It's great!

365
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,808
Will you join me in my tent
for a cup of cider?

366
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,269
I could wait
at the puppet show, ser,

367
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,480
and bring your shield
when the performance is over.

368
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,109
We make it ourselves.

369
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,863
Very well.

370
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,200
[people laughing and applauding
in distance]

371
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,205
[Raymun Fossoway]
Have you chosen an opponent yet?

372
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,123
[Dunk] Oh, uh, I'm not sure.

373
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,541
[liquid sloshing]

374
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,379
Who does your cousin
mean to challenge?

375
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,964
[chuckles] If anyone's
wounded on the morrow...

376
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,009
I'm sure Steffon will be quick
to knock on his shield.

377
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,638
He's about as chivalrous
as a starved weasel.

378
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,517
[grunting, sighing]

379
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,690
I suppose Ser Androw and I
are quite equally matched.

380
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,568
A local favorite.
You mean to play the villain?

381
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,654
[chuckles]

382
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,572
I heard Aerion were in
a spittin' rage at Lord Ashford

383
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,032
for giving away his horse.

384
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243
Little comfort that will be
to Ser Humfrey.

385
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,911
It looked as if he was
going to carry the day.

386
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,579
Now his leg's shattered
like a baking dish.

387
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:38,083
My squire thinks Aerion meant
to kill the horse. [chuckles]

388
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,546
Just hard to accept
that a knight

389
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,047
might be so dishonorable...

390
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,341
let alone a prince.

391
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,884
Why is that hard?

392
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,012
N-No, I--

393
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,764
They're incestuous aliens,
Duncan.

394
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,352
Blood-magickers and tyrants
who've burned our lands,

395
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,229
enslaved our people,

396
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,273
dragged us into their wars
without a mote of respect

397
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,941
for our history
or our customs.

398
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,568
Every pale-haired brat
they saddled on us

399
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,237
has been madder than the last,
gods know how.

400
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,031
The only honorable thing
a Targaryen

401
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,868
can do for this realm
is finish on his wife's tits.

402
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,412
So aye, I think he meant
to kill the fucking horse.

403
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,666
[Raymun sighs]

404
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,047
I got a bit
carried away there.

405
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,340
[chuckles]

406
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,762
I heard that part
about the tits from Steffon.

407
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,228
[belching]

408
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,858
[belching softly]
Excuse me.

409
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,447
[audience chattering]

410
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,411
-[dragon hissing]
-[audience exclaiming]

411
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,081
[audience gasps]

412
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,125
Wow.

413
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,877
[applause]

414
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,299
[dragon hissing]

415
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,682
[squealing]

416
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,779
[dragon thuds]

417
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,822
[both laughing]

418
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,453
[both sighing]

419
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,455
Aerion, he's all smiles
and chivalry

420
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,290
as long as
his father's watching.

421
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,459
I saw Prince Maekar's chair
was empty.

422
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:45,794
He left Ashford this morning

423
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,462
to search for the rest
of his misbegats.

424
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,839
Misbegats?
W-Which are those?

425
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,968
His heir, Daeron,
and the youngest.

426
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,053
They departed Summerhall
together a few days ago,

427
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,846
but never reached Ashford.

428
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,308
There's rumors going about
that the boys are dead.

429
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,686
Though most like Daeron,

430
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,104
he's probably just drunk again.

431
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,483
Little wonder
Maekar's been walking around

432
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,235
like someone pissed
in his swan pie.

433
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,404
He's probably just worried
about his sons.

434
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,322
Seven know why.

435
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:18,034
Daeron's a sot.
Aerion's just vain and cruel.

436
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,745
The third's so useless,
they were gonna ship him off

437
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,581
to a citadel
to make a maester of him.

438
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,208
-And the youngest--
-Ser! Ser Duncan!
You have to come!

439
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,502
-Aerion's hurting her.
-Hurting who?

440
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,546
[crowd clamoring]

441
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,008
-Stay back!
-[clamoring continues]

442
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,010
[dog barking]

443
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,012
[screaming]

444
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,601
-[bone snapping]
-[screaming]

445
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,275
[Tanselle continues screaming]

446
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,362
-[grunting]
-[soldier] Hold still!

447
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:55,488
Hold on!

448
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,453
[Dunk breathing heavily]

449
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,373
[spitting]

450
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:19,471
Why did you throw your life
away for this whore?

451
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,849
She's scarcely worth it.

452
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,311
She's a traitor.

453
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,731
The dragon ought never lose.

454
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,987
Nothing more to say?

455
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,872
[sniffling]
You've loosened
one of my teeth.

456
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,336
So, we'll start
by breaking out
all of yours.

457
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,796
[grunting]

458
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,839
[shouting]

459
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,431
[muffled shouting]

460
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,017
[Egg] No! Don't touch him!

461
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,311
-Ah...
-[Dunk] You stupid boy!

462
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,188
Hold your tongue
or they'll hurt you.

463
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,773
-No, they won't.
-[Raymun] Watch out, please.

464
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,483
-Excuse me.
-If they do, they'll
answer to my father.

465
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,943
Let go of him!

466
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,986
Wate, Yorkel,
do as I say.

467
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:23,368
You impudent little rat.
What's happened to your hair?

468
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,663
I cut it off, brother.
I didn't want to look like you.

469
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,959
[♪ dramatic choral music
playing]

470
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,843
♪♪

471
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:53,022
[♪ dramatic choral music
continues playing]