- Shatner: Previously... - Fire!
Computer: Evacuate immediately.
Shatner: ...12 celebrities embarked on
An unprecedented experiment on mars.
- ( all screaming ) - every day, something.
Oh, my god. All of our veggies are dead.
We're gonna re-fertilize the soil.
I'm getting right in the damn ( bleep ).
( gags )
This is the bottom three.
I think natasha and marshawn
Are more valuable to this team going forward.
Ariel: When richard voted himself out, he had to leave.
Now nine celebrities remain.
Computer: Incoming message.
Two of your crew members must be extracted from the simulation.
- Oh, my god! - Two?
There's gonna be games starting. Like, not good games.
I think at this point you need to have a little strategy.
- I don't wanna go home. - If you in for the long haul,
I'm gonna take this ride with you, man.
We're surrounded by some sort of lifeform that could kill us.
- Say hello to my little friend. - I can't breathe.
- Keep moving! - Don't wanna leave my team behind.
- Aah! - Anything, anything can happen.
This is "stars on mars."
Tom: People of earth,
If you see this,
Cherish the world around you, okay?
Mars is bleak,
Empty, and vast, cold.
It is rugged out here.
No matter how bad you think you have it back on earth,
You're living like a king compared to what life is like here on mars.
Tinashe: It's sol day seven, and as base commander,
I had really seen the energy changing.
What was for lunch?
- It was mystery meat. - Same thing, different day.
We're critically low on food.
I just can't have another piece of cured meat.
We've been eating the same packaged food now for days.
I put barbeque sauce in it and it tasted different.
It definitely starts to get to you.
So as much as it's physically difficult,
Psychologically it's extremely difficult to be here as well.
Morale is the biggest challenge
That we're all facing as a team right now,
But I have practice and experience
Dealing with high pressure situations.
And I know that being physical
Could be a really big confidence booster for everyone here.
All right. I'm so excited for this right now actually.
I love to train people.
It's fun to be able to share the things
That I love so much.
Porsha, it's about to go down like a sweet muffin!
To show them the joy that comes with combat
That people don't really see or even talk about.
So this is a wrestling knee.
- ( both grunting ) - uh-huh.
So you hit me with the flat part of your leg.
- Okay. - Ready. One-- again.
( both grunting )
Porsha: Me, I'm a tomboy at heart,
So when she's teaching me wrestling moves...
- I wanna ram you. - You can run me into something.
- Perfect. - Boom!
- ( grunts ) - uh-huh.
...I was like, "yeah, this is good!
I'm about to beat you up!"
- Boom! Get out of the way! - Aah!
( overlapping chatter, laughter )
- Oh, yeah! - Ah, she's got-- oh, no!
- I gotcha! - ( both grunting )
- ( chatter continues ) - ( laughing )
I was wrestling with ronda, all right?
Slap me. Get it out, get it out.
- ( shouting ) - yeah!
Get her! Get that ( bleep )!
- Kick me. - Kick her! Yeah!
- Powerfist to my back. - Unh!
I know I look badass, so make sure y'all airdrop me the footage
Because that is bragging rights when I get back to earth, okay?
Come on, I'll help. I'm so sorry you got beat.
Anytime anyone's down to wrestle in the living room,
I love to wrestle in the living room.
- Whoo! - I did it!
I would love to choreograph a match for us.
I'll let you kick my ass all over.
- Yes! - I was invested. I want more.
- I know. It's a vibe. - I'm hyped.
- Well, there's, like, a structure. - ( alarm blaring )
So in the beginning, I'm the bad guy, you're the good guy.
- The beginning of your rivalry. - The beginning is the--
- Uh-oh! - Is it time?
( alarm continues )
Computer: All crew, it is time to choose a new base commander.
I think at this point in the experiment,
You need to have a little strategy,
And that means solidify who you can have an alliance with.
And I think ronda is someone who could be that person.
- I have an idea. - Okay.
My idea is I think ronda should be the base commander.
- What? Why? - ( overlapping chatter )
Porsha: Let me tell you something about ronda.
Ronda is so strong and powerful,
But she's also very soft and very genuine.
And those are the type of people that you want on mars.
And I think ronda's a leader, and I think that this would be
- A really good morale boost for her. - Oh.
I also think adam would be a great base commander.
- Yeah. - That ( bleep ) was so disgusting,
And he just did it.
I think we're starting to see some of the,
Let's just call it games being played,
Alliances trying to be struck.
Uh, which frankly is pretty annoying,
But, you know, again, I think that's to be expected.
Wait, do you wanna be base commander?
If I don't get eliminated, I can be it next time.
It's fine. I literally am good with whatever.
I would love ronda to be our base commander.
- You got my vote. - We want you, honey.
- Team ronda? Hey! - Ronda!
- All: Ronda! Ronda! - I won't fight all of you guys.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - All right, rowdy.
I really didn't expect to be nominated or chosen as commander,
But if it's thrust upon me, I do my best.
I didn't even have a speech prepared.
I think ronda just took the job
Just based off of the cliques cliquing up.
Tinashe, ariel, adam,
And then you got me and lance,
Ronda, and you got natasha.
And tom, who-- I guess they call them "swing votes."
And, I mean, you know, you would rather have somebody in command like that,
Somebody who you know ain't ( bleep ) with you.
Computer: Base commander.
What's going on, ai?
Your first task is to oversee cleaning of the hab.
Sensors have detected a possible contaminant.
Okay, guys, let's go.
It is important to keep your surfaces sterile.
- ( gasping ) - porsha: I don't like that!
We have martian cockroaches. Yeah, three antennas.
Eww, don't touch it!
- Yeah, that's not-- - are you ( bleep )--
- Aah! She has a-- - get the ( bleep ) away from me, lance.
I'm not kidding. I will literally kick you in the balls.
- I'm not kidding. - Kick him in the balls!
I'm literally not kidding.
If that thing gets any closer to me, I'm gonna lose it.
Ronda: That's not a house roach.
Lance: I didn't even get close.
Just the fact that I had the cockroach in my hand, I think--
Obviously she was mad at me.
Ariel: Lance really likes to push buttons,
But honestly, that was not a good choice.
So...
When I was a little kid, I worked on this set.
I was seven or eight, and it was this, I mean,
Low budget movie.
And it was me and this kid
Who was, like, a year, year and a half older than me.
He was playing my older brother.
And we were supposed to be kids
Who had been abandoned by our mom.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Ariel and I have a lot in common.
She was child star, and I was a child actress.
I never really was a star.
They brought in
Buckets of roaches.
- Shut up. - Yeah.
And there was a few on me and around me,
And they crawled across his face.
I mean, just everywhere,
And ever since then I've had a major phobia.
- I'm sorry, honey. You're so strong. - Totally fine.
- ( computer beeps )
- What's up, buddy? - What's up?
I'm in my bunk. Beast mode, come in here.
No, I'm not coming in your bed, bro.
Get the ( bleep ) off the block.
- Hey, what's wrong with your daddy, bruh? - I don't know.
This ( bleep ) just fart all ( bleep ) day--
Hey, watch the-- he's 13, bro.
Well, then he done heard worse ( bleep )...
Hey, tom, say hi to my son max.
- Max, this is tom. - Right on, big dog.
This is tommy too-nice right here, we've named him.
- Tommy two-nice. - What's up, max? Nice to meet you.
- Your dad's a legend. - Nice to meet you.
I don't know.
Marshawn likes me. Tom likes me.
- Ariel doesn't like me. - Really?
Lance: I don't regret the cockroach thing.
Everybody was, "why'd you do that?" I'm like...
( groans )
Show no-- okay, that's good advice.
At some point, it gets competitive and political.
The long game here is gonna get ugly.
- Shatner: Coming up... - Whoo!
Two of your crew members must be extracted from the simulation.
- Two? - Say hello to my little friend.
- Run, run, run! - Computer: 19...
- Let's go! - 18...
You guys are ( bleep ) walking! Run your ass!
Tom: Adam, how's the spirits today?
- Adam: High as usual. - Yeah?
- Yeah, how about yours? - It's about seven out of ten.
Tom: I came up here to get a fresh mindset.
Because this thing with my friend back home on earth,
It's incredibly messed up.
- Is your mind wandering, drifting back to earth ever? - No.
Tom: Mine does periodically, I'm not gonna lie.
The sandoval stuff, it's a terrifying monster
That's taken on a life of its own now,
And it's having a negative impact on my focus,
On my morale.
You'll see it on my face. I know you've seen it.
You'll see me just kind of staring off into a corner.
- That means I'm back on earth dealing with earth problems. - No. Not yet, tom.
No, it's-- no, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna go back.
I did not have an affair, I am not him.
And it's just so strange
That I've been absolutely mired in this.
If I'm somewhere, I'm fully there.
Yes! I love that. I wanna be more like that.
See, I drift back for, like, an hour. This is good.
I feel like I'm rewiring my brain a little bit.
- Yeah, it's good. - Yeah.
No, no, no. I'm not ready to go home.
But I have moments of weakness.
Computer: Ronda, it's now time to assign base command duties.
To survive on mars, it's critical to utilize all available technology.
Assign two crew members to learn drone skills.
The rest will control a second robot dog.
All right, all right.
We got two people,
Lance and marshawn are gonna go outside with the drone.
And we're gonna stay in here
And we're gonna get our own robot dog.
Love that.
The first dog, the original,
Was named marsha.
And now we have another dog!
We just need to think of a name for the new robot dog.
Marsha and jan?
What's the closest planet to mars?
- Earth. - Oh.
- Eartha? - Eartha.
- I like eartha. Marsha and eartha.
We got it. You hear that, ai?
Computer: Affirmative.
Lance and marshawn,
Prepare for outside drone duties.
Remaining crew, prepare for robot dog training.
The rad dogs, they don't require oxygen...
Marsha, marsha, marsha!
- ...We can control them... - Eartha!
...And that may come in handy in future missions.
Line up on this line, both of you.
- Marsha, right here. - Computer: You must learn to control the new dog.
Mimic the old dog's actions to complete your training.
Marsha's being controlled by ai.
This is how we know whether or not ai's gonna defeat us all.
Okay. Ready, set, go!
- Come on, come on! - Ariel: Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Tinashe, if you hold this down...
- See? - ( overlapping shouts )
Come on, eartha! Eartha, whoo!
- Eartha! - Tinashe: My gaming skill is coming to use.
I game every day when I'm at home,
So learning to control those dogs
Is actually pretty straightforward.
- You got this, baby! - Porsha: This is weird.
I'm not that into ai dogs,
But I'm telling you,
I might take one of these electric dogs back.
All I gotta do is turn the switch off in their butt.
That's good.
- How do you do it? - Forward, obviously.
- Mm-hmm, right. Yeah. - Turn.
- Sprint is this. - Okay.
- Go! Come on, eartha! - Go, eartha!
- Go, marsha! - Go, marsha!
- This way, baby. - Marsha!
- Ay, yeah! - Oh, she's getting timid.
- Yep! Are we going-- oh! - ( all gasping )
- Oh, no! - No!
Adam: This is what happens when you put legs on a vcr.
Dog down! She broke her leg.
The rad dogs are essential for us.
That dog got downloaded.
How am I going to be able to survive
If I can't control a robot?
- Let's go! - Carry her across the finish line!
Okay.
What can I say? I saved her life.
You know, I guess I'm, like, technically
The first veterinarian on mars?
Ay, eartha!
- Are you okay? - Oh, good girls.
Computer: Attention.
Crew members marshawn and lance,
You must now exit the hab
For drone surveillance training.
You don't want one of these suits.
( bleep ) terrible getting in and out of.
Lance: Yeah, otherwise we'll die outside.
I'm finna leave a little crack in your suit.
- Just a little. - Leave a little sliver.
Let me get that for you, young sir.
- Thank you, sir. Thanks. - ( laughs )
Marshawn: My boy, my boy!
Computer: Lance and marshawn,
Practice your tech operating skills.
- Come on... - ( all screaming )
Two days ago, the bio dome was damaged by fire.
Crew made repairs.
Fly the drone to visually confirm integrity of the repairs.
All right, let's fire this thing up.
You saying you ain't never worked one of these before?
- No. - All right, look, check it out.
Lance: I'll follow your lead.
- Marshawn: Okay, there we go. - That's so cool.
Ay, I'm a dog with this thing, you feel what I'm talking about?
I've never flown a drone ever in my life,
And clearly marshawn has.
To see the hab from kind of a bird's eye view
Was super cool.
Man, take that thing for a spin, boy.
Oh, look at that.
Lance: Based on what we see here, it looks all right.
All right, I think we're good.
Marshawn: All right, I'm good with that.
See if you can fly that thing back to earth. Damn, son.
( laughs )
Lance: Marshawn and I, we've gotten to be very close.
I think I've made a friend for life.
You gotta stick around, man.
I'm in it for the long haul.
How you gonna make it to the finish line?
I think I'm just gonna keep doing what I've been doing, just push through.
- I don't wanna go home. - If you in for the long haul,
I'm gonna take this ride with you, man.
You gotta play the game when you get in there.
If you not cliqued up with the right people, then you at risk,
Regardless to whether if you're mission critical or not.
There's gonna be some games starting, like, not good games.
We got a lot of people in there that they nag a lot,
And I think they gonna nag they ass right on out of the hab.
I feel you.
- ( muttering ) - that's my dog, man.
- Adam: Look at my hands. - Oh, you've been so busy.
- I'm gonna start crying. - Everybody cry at least once on mars.
- Yeah. Did you cry yet? - Yeah, I cried when richard left.
- Computer: Alert. - ( alarm blaring )
Alien lifeform detected inside the hab.
- Oh, ( bleep )! - Oh!
( alarm continues )
All crew, perform uv light inspection.
More contaminants detected.
Ariel: All right, we have two uv lights to locate it right now.
Ronda: You go to the women, I'll go to the men.
Ariel: Okay.
Ronda: Find anything, ariel?
- Ariel: No. - What's left? The kitchen?
- Yep. - Let's check the kitchen.
Oh, look! The walls!
- Eww! - Oh, my god.
- Ariel: We found it. - Ronda: We have a contaminant.
It is spreading throughout the hab.
- Wow. - Like, what is it?
- It's traveling! - Aah!
- Oh, god. - Oh, my god.
( alarm blaring )
Computer: Emergency. Emergency.
- Oh! - Emergency!
All crew report to the command center.
Incoming message from mission control.
Chop, chop! We're all here, shatty daddy.
- Whew! - There's been an emergency.
Oh, come on, will.
We have detected a biological contaminant.
- Ariel: The fungus! - Ronda: Stay out of the kitchen.
That's right. We've discovered life on mars.
Oh, my god! We discovered life on mars, guys!
And now it's time for a bunch of celebrities
- To merciless annihilate it. - No!
- What if it's not hostile? - Hold on.
If this mysterious organism gets into the food or water supply,
The crew's chance of survival will be minimal.
This mission will test your perseverance
And will earn you a mission patch.
- Oh, lucky you! - ( laughing )
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush!
Because of the fire in the farm
And dwindling rations due to overeating,
Two of your crew members must be extracted
- From the simulation tonight. - Two?
- Two.
Oh, my god!
I literally had one piece of toast today!
Good luck, crew.
I hope you know your way around a flamethrower.
Oh, yeah, I wanna set some ( bleep ) on fire.
I don't get to do the flamethrower?
Tom: The fact that we're gonna lose two people tonight,
It sucks.
We've become, like, a great unit.
It's kind of sad, you know?
Computer: Base commander,
You must pick a mission specialist.
Does anyone really wanna be the mission specialist?
I mean, I wanna be safe! This is scary.
But do you really wanna be the mission specialist or do you wanna be safe?
Because I want everyone to be in their best job.
As a first time commander, I guess I'm a little insecure about it,
And I wanted someone on my side with some experience and initiative.
All right, I'm gonna have to pick ariel.
Wait, can we think about this?
And she did great job as mission specialist the last time.
And she's the youngest and the most mature.
I think you mispronounced "porsha."
Yay. Thanks, guys.
- Whoo! - Yay, thanks.
Two people getting eliminated is really shocking. Big twist.
But I'm excited to be safe.
Lance: There are people that don't want to be out there,
So they're looking for ways to stay inside
And get immunity for now.
Computer: Crew, prepare for deployment.
Everybody, all hands on deck.
Go, go, go, go, go!
- Whoo! - We got this, guys!
Computer: In this simulation,
The crew must destroy the source of the fungus
That's spreading to the hab.
Crew must enter the caves,
Locate two mother fungus spawn points,
And destroy them with flamethrowers.
We have a map, and we are going to do
Our absolute best to guide you.
Crew must then exit the caves
And connect to backup oxygen before supplies are depleted.
Ronda: We'll be your eyes in the sky to help you,
And we're gonna be on a clock for oxygen, all right?
- Copy. - All right, I'm ready.
Computer: Commence simulation.
Spacesuits have 30 minutes of oxygen.
- Copy. - All right, our ticking clock here is the oxygen.
If they run out of oxygen, we fail,
- And it's very likely I'm going home. - And they die.
As long as they persevere, we shall all persevere.
- Pretty much. - ( burps )
No, no, no, no. Not today.
Thank god there's not a speaker on lance's ass
- Or we'd hear him farting the whole time. - Oh, god.
Let us know when you guys get to the cave mouth.
Holy moly.
- Natasha. - Yeah?
- Lead with your heel first. - Heel?
- Yeah. - Oh.
That's much better. Thanks.
( bleep ) hate that suit. They should all be burned.
It's so heavy, and this backpack that's, like, 60 pounds,
And I can't breathe, and I'm claustrophobic,
And I don't like caves!
Hold at the cave mouth.
There's two points where the mother fungus is at.
Computer: Crew must divide into two teams.
- So in team a, tinashe, you will be our point. - Copy.
- Team b, porsha, you are point. - Copy.
Good luck, team. Let's get going.
Team b, you're in first. Take a right.
Ariel: We got natasha in the middle with the flashlight.
Marshawn in the back with the flamethrower.
- Marshawn: Hell, yeah. - Remember, marshawn's gonna be
In the back, you get in the middle.
I'm gonna follow you exactly.
All right.
Porsha: I look to my left and I look to my right,
And I said, "this is basically the bottom three team."
Like, like...
Marshawn has to prove himself or he's in the bottom,
And natasha is just a bottom dweller.
So I'm like, "y'all want me to leave?"
- Team a, come on, get moving. - Let's go, guys.
Team a, adam, you are going to be holding the flashlight, okay?
Lance with the flamethrower. Tom with another flashlight.
I'll get left side if you wanna get center left.
I'm behind tinashe right here.
You are going to have to look around with the black light.
Team b, you take a right.
Take your next right and go as straight as you can.
- Wait, I can't find porsha. - I'm right here.
Damn, you really can't see ( bleep ).
- Where you at, natasha? - I'm right here.
The best thing to do is to keep moving. You guys understand?
One of my favorite things to do is to figure out a map,
But this is really tough.
Team a, have you guys picked up a trail yet?
Not yet.
( bleep ), sorry. I can't see ( bleep ).
Adam: When I was in there, I was so blind.
So I'm just trying to make myself look busy and hold flashlights,
But I could've had my eyes closed the entire time,
And it wouldn't have made a difference.
I'm checking our-- I'm checking our six just in case.
Flashlights, I need you in front.
That's the way we came. This way!
I was a little bit annoyed with the fact that tom was in the back.
Like, obviously we needed the flashlights to lead the way
'cause we didn't know which way to go.
Here, let me grab the flashlight.
- Yeah, you got it. - Just follow me. Here.
I got ahold of the flashlights so that I could lead the way,
'cause no one was taking that initiative.
I see fungus!
- You do? - Up ahead, yeah.
Oh, there we go.
And you are following the trail of bioluminescent fungus
- Towards the mother fungus. - More fungus this way.
Team b, have you guys picked up a trail yet?
Guys, I do not see this ( bleep ).
I don't understand. Commander, we don't know where to go.
We went to the right when we came in
And it was a dead end.
What are we supposed to do?
I could not figure out how to get through this cave.
Turn around from the dead end.
When you see the t again, go right.
We did, but okay.
Computer: 47% of oxygen remaining.
Teams have 14 minutes until mission failure.
Team a, how are you guys doing?
You're still on a trail? Do you still see it?
- Yes, ma'am. - We're on the trail.
Left.
There we go. Straight ahead.
There's the mother fungus.
There it is.
- Ugh. - We found the mother fungus.
- Team a. - Great work, tinashe.
Whoo-hoo!
She is ugly as ( bleep ).
Team b, are you guys on track?
We see a little bit of fungus.
Marshawn: Oh, there goes some ( bleep ).
Okay, keep going then. Aah! Guys, look!
- The mother fungus! - Eww!
- Weird! - All right, team a, team b,
- You burn that bitch. - ( cheering )
All right, look, check this out. Say hello to my little friend.
Get that mother fungus, marshawn!
( cheering )
Get 'em!
( imitating flamethrower )
I was on some "scarface,"
Al pacino type ( bleep ).
- Lance, fry it, baby! - Let's do this.
- Let's go! - ( cheering )
Get that ( bleep )!
Holy hell, this thing's hot.
Bye-bye, mother fungus.
See you in hell, mother fungus.
Ugh. Ooh!
- Yeah! - That's what I do, you feel me?
Yeah!
That's some beast mode.
Computer: Alien life source destroyed.
You have five minutes left until mission failure.
Retreat to rovers immediately.
Guys, you need to start jogging.
All right, let's go.
Hustle, hustle, hustle. You got five minutes.
What's at stake here is the survival of our entire crew.
Go, go, go!
Computer: Warning, oxygen levels depleting.
If they run out of oxygen,
I'm gonna be up for elimination and probably sent home.
I'm really feeling the pressure of that double elimination today.
Computer: Warning, limited oxygen remaining.
- Team b, go rendezvous with team a. - Okay.
They have already found their way through the cave
To kill this mother fungus that is infecting us,
And now they have to run in their suits through a dark cave,
Up a hill, to get to their rover
And attach their oxygen
Or else the mission is a fail.
Team a, you guys flash your flashlights down the tunnel
So you can lead team b towards you.
Yeah, I see them.
- Okay, we see you guys! - Okay. Whew!
We see you. Come on, team! Hustle, hustle!
The clock is going. The oxygen is gonna be leaving.
Nice work, team b.
All right, everyone, follow me!
Tom, you good? Stay right here by me, tom.
I'm great.
It was just so dark, and it was almost like a maze.
Visibility is low.
So, uh, sweet tom was just--
Tommy too-nice, he was just not focused on the task.
I think-- we go-- we should-- we should go left.
Tom, this way. The other way.
Okay.
I'm like, "tom, we have to go that way."
It is a narrow pathway in between two things.
Come on! Come on!
I don't know how much longer I can be in here.
I do not think natasha would make it on mars.
I just don't. Like...
( mutters )
- Rock. - She's like,
"I'm not trying to do that. Oh, no."
Like, uh-uh. She wouldn't make it.
Let's go.
Computer: Warning, oxygen levels depleting.
- Run! - Light jog, light jog.
I see the sun!
I see the light!
Run, run, run towards the light! Go, go, go!
- Right here. Let's go! - All right, I see the light.
- Run! - ( wheezing )
- We did it! - I got you.
I got you. Let's go.
It is not over once you get out of the cave.
You need to get to the rovers.
Computer: Warning.
Three minutes until oxygen depletion.
Lance: A hill like that would be hard
To sprint up anyways.
But carrying all the gear,
I think we're gonna be in trouble.
We gotta get to the rovers.
Hustle, hustle, hustle! Come on!
The clock is still ticking!
"oh, guys. You gotta go all the way to the truck."
What, bitch?
You better bring that truck down this hill! What?
Computer: Warning, oxygen at critical level.
Natasha, come on. Give me your hand.
Natasha: Apart from giving birth,
This experiment has been
The hardest thing I've ever done.
Right, we have to get oxygen.
I can't even lift up my feet, and I can't breathe.
Computer: Oxygen at critical level.
I can't make it.
Yes, you can. Perseverance, go.
Ronda: Perseverance going up that hill! Come on!
Crawl if you have to. Give it everything you got.
Computer: Warning, oxygen levels critically low.
Come on, natasha.
- You good, natasha? - I got you. Come on.
Lance swooped in, adam swooped in,
And they helped me up the hill.
Let's run.
Who knew all you needed to have was two world class athletes
On either side of you to make it up a small hill.
You have two minutes to get to the rover.
Everybody needs to go so fast. This is perseverance.
We're good. Come on.
I really didn't need somebody talking in my ear.
I'm an operator and an athlete,
And I had it, like...
All right, what do we do with the oxygen?
Attach, attach, attach!
Computer: Confirmed.
Supplementary oxygen connected for adam,
- Lance, and natasha. - ( exhales )
The back group is not gonna make it at this rate!
Marshawn, tom, porsha, tinashe, you guys are ( bleep ) walking!
Run your ass!
I don't wanna leave my team behind.
Tom: I went back to help my team.
I can't leave my team behind.
If it comes down to it,
I'll just sacrifice myself.
I'm not trying to be like a martyr, but I just can't.
I can't do that to someone.
Not leaving.
Computer: Warning.
45 seconds until oxygen depletion.
Run, run, run, run, run!
Let's go!
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Have you ever been so tired
That there is not an ounce--
Like, you can't search a part of your body
To muster up energy to even put a foot forward, okay?
20 seconds until oxygen depletion.
You're gonna die! Are you ( bleep ) kidding me?
We're running.
Get to the rover right now and attach!
I'm trying.
Tinashe: I didn't come here to go home.
I came here to win.
Perseverance going up that hill! Come on!
I can't breathe.
Computer: 10, 9, 8,
7, 6, 5...
( panting )
Computer: Warning.
20 seconds until oxygen depletion.
Get to the rover right now and attach!
I can't breathe.
Go, go, go!
Computer: 10, 9...
Confirmed. Supplementary oxygen connected for tom.
Come on!
- 5, 4... - Ariel: Attach the tubes.
- Come on! - We're good!
- We got everybody? - ...2, 1.
Oxygen reconnected for all crew.
- We can breathe. - ( panting )
Mission success.
That was a success, guys!
Everybody made it for oxygen! Congratulations!
- ( cheering ) - success!
- Let's go! - Ariel: Yeah!
- Oh, I'm still alive. - Killed it!
- Let's go, girl! - ( grunting )
Yes!
That's the most marshawn has run in maybe 37 years.
Hey, how about trying to catch your breath
Before you start talking ( bleep )?
- Tinashe, I owe you. - Tinashe: I got your back.
I know the double elimination is coming up,
But there wasn't anything I could've done differently.
I really truly couldn't see a thing.
Porsha: Let's go!
( laughs )
Computer: Incoming message from mission control.
Good work, crew. The mission was a success.
How is he not wrinkled?
He's got fewer wrinkles than me. He's 90.
- He's gotta get botox. - I mean...
It's time for another tough decision.
I hate this part.
Adam: I know. I don't like this part.
There are not enough rations for everyone.
Base commander, it's up to you. Who will be extracted?
Transmission over.
So, mission crit.
The double elimination is crazy.
I mean, we only have nine people left at this point.
To have seven by tonight is a huge wake-up call
For this competition.
Natasha had a hard time, although she worked her ass off.
Porsha did a great job making sure they didn't get lost.
Yes. Well, they did get lost.
- I hate this. - Tom doesn't take initiative,
But I can't tell if tom has potential to survive on mars.
- I can't tell. All righty. - Ugh! I hate it!
We have our list. We know what we wanna do.
( groans )
- Ronda: Hey, guys. - Ronda's talking.
Mish crit. I think this person is calm and cool under pressure.
Able to get team a to the mother fungus.
Tinashe, you are mission critical.
- Come on, tinashe! - Whoo!
I was the most mission critical. Yay!
- Yes! - Yeah!
- So mish crit. Number one mish crit. - Thank you!
Computer: Perseverance patch acquired.
- Oof. - That next most critical...
( no audible dialogue )
Marshawn, you are mission critical.
( cheering )
We just gonna put it like this, man, you feel me?
I just had the right torch for the job.
( cheering )
- Perseverance! Yes! - Right on.
Oh, my god. There's, like, not a lot of people in here.
- I know! - No!
Next person who's mission critical-- lance.
- ( cheering ) - yeah!
- Lance armstrong! - Whoo!
- Let's go. - Perseverance! You did it!
Get your patch! Yes!
- Thank you. - All right.
Ariel: I want to leave here knowing
That I played an honorable game,
And lance worked hard.
So, yeah, I think he is mission critical.
Porsha: I'm not used to this, being in here with the low numbers.
- I'm nervous. - Tom: I'm a bottom dweller.
Two people are gonna be extracted,
And that's kind of terrifying.
Next person who's mish crit...
- Porsha! - ( bleep )
- ( cheering ) - girl! That's our girl!
Porsha: You know, I almost was in the bottom three,
Which is a humbling experience.
- ( cheering ) - yes, porsha!
- You persevered! - Thank you.
- Yes, porsha! - Thank you.
- I mean, I love you guys. - I love you guys.
Now we're gonna have to send two people home.
It makes me sense for me to be in the bottom of all these dark challenges.
- You crushed it today. - So did you guys.
Ronda: But everyone is so loved
And part of this strange little martian family that we've formed,
And every loss is going to hurt at this point.
I love you. You're such a sweetheart. And I love you.
- Aw, honey. - Ronda: It really sucks that two people
Are gonna be going home because we're already creating
This community and this family, and it's gonna be a huge loss
No matter who the two people are.
- All right, let's let them in. - Okay.
- Computer: Natasha, adam, and tom... - Should I be in the middle?
- ...Enter the decontamination zone. - Ooh, thank you.
- Step on in. - Oh, my god.
I feel like this is my spot now. Third time I've stood here.
- Ronda: All right, let's hear it. - This is so sad.
- Ronda: Tom. - I have been plagued with bte energy,
Bottom three energy, since I've been here.
But every morning I wake up here,
I'm surrounded by greatness, and I love that.
I've been like a sponge absorbing wisdom.
If you guys decide I'm gonna stay,
I will step up, and I will bring it.
When it comes to tom, he's the one who I hear from the least.
- Like, when it came to the flashlights... - The flashlights.
...And we were trying to lead the way, he was in the back.
- Right. You have to be-- - it was so dark.
It cannot be, like, "oh, what's up? What's over here?
It has to be, "where are we going?"
- But he's very kind. - When the guy walks in the room, it's like, "ah."
All right, adam, let's hear it.
Okay, I think that I should stay
'cause I think that I bring a lot of flair.
And at the end, I did run up fast.
- Ariel: That counts for something. - He did. Yeah, he did.
- Yeah. - It absolutely does.
Adam: I don't think I really have a case
For being mission critical.
But I nominated ronda to be base commander,
So I hope that that's going to help me in the end.
Yesterday he really did an amazing job,
And I feel like he's still very energized to be here.
And moving forward, I think he's still gonna be a better asset.
- And also he brings up our attractive average. - True.
Ronda: Natasha.
Please, please, please let me leave mars.
Is she on her knees or is she standing up?
( laughing )
To be honest, I've already called my uber.
So, please. Please.
Let me go.
I'm 4'11". I've never done a push-up.
- I can't do this anymore. - ( laughing )
Natasha: I'm really not built for mars,
And it's really hard to maintain the level of energy
That it takes to be here.
Natasha would like to go home.
- What? - I mean, I didn't think we were gonna
- Be basing it off of that. - Well, but we have to a little bit.
You have to base that one. She has had a hard time while being here in general.
She's had a hard time in the suit.
In the missions, she hasn't particularly excelled
- The way a lot of people have excelled. - All of those are true.
- Can we hug it out? - Yeah.
Ronda: I feel like at this point,
It's not really picking people that gotta go.
It's more of a process of elimination
- Of people that have to stay, you know? - Ariel: Yes.
So, I mean, I think everyone's critical,
But apparently we're eating too much of this ( bleep ) food.
I think we've made our decision.
Ronda: The final crewmember who is mission critical...
Welcome back to the hab...
- Adam. - ( cheering )
Adam definitely is a team player.
Ariel: Mish crit!
And he's really great at making sure
That everybody else is doing well and supporting them.
Bye, you guys.
- Bye, munchkin! - Be easy, big dog.
- Don't be a hothead. - Bye, tom.
Computer: Natasha and tom, you are not mission critical
And must leave the hab immediately.
Tom: Yeah, I feel a little lighter on my feet now.
( chatter continues )
It really did kind of reset my mind coming up here
Because it's just been such a dark hole back in l.A.
Come on.
All of the sudden,
I hear birds chirping up there and the sun's shining.
Bring it on earth. I'm ready.
Wait! We wanna come back!
- Ronda! Please! - Oh, too late!
Natasha: I'm really proud that I was able to get through it,
Even though I didn't feel physically up to the task.
I think that at this point it's about breaking people,
And I've been broken.
This experience has been everything I hoped for and more.
I feel reinvigorated.
I feel like a fuse is lit again.
I'm fired up.
I need to get my life together.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna bring some spicy pajama pants tonight.
( laughing )
- A spice-- - ( alarm blaring )
- What? Not again. Are you ( bleep ) kidding? - Girl, what?
( alarm continues )
The ( bleep )?
A little bit surprising.
- ( indistinct chatter ) - computer: Alert.
Another emergency.
- Alert. - Priority transmission.
Tinashe: I kind of hold my breath
Because you never know what to expect out here.
Adam: Terrible.
Porsha: We're dropping like flies.
There's only seven of us left.
- Computer: Resupply mission inbound. - Oh, no.
- Reply? Oh. - Ariel: Resupply.
Okay, so we're getting more supplies.
- Crew aboard-- four. - All: Four more people?
- Ariel: Stop it right now. - Adam: We have four new people coming to mars.
So, anything, anything can happen.
Another beautiful day on the red planet!
We get to blow some ( bleep ) up today?
- Whoo! - Oh!
A resupply craft with four new crewmembers
Has gone off course and crashed in the martian desert.
( gasping ) what if one of them is a chef?
Tinashe: I definitely am side-eyeing whoever's coming in here.
They're gonna have to prove themselves.
I am really excited to find out. Who is it? Who is it?
( as shatner ) who is inside this shuttle?
Let's go do this.