Shatner: Previously on "stars on mars"...
- Win! - 20 miles!
Ai: Virus deleted.
Hell yeah, baby!
I was one of those kids that wanted to be an astronaut.
I gotta put cat and paul and ronda in the bottom.
I'm gonna have to step down.
Ronda! Ronda!
To be in the bottom three, I was super disappointed,
And I'm not gonna lie, a little pissed.
I think it's ( bleep ).
I think when you piss of cat cora, she stays pissed off.
Oh! It's okay, babe.
Tonight on "stars on mars"...
Oh! If you trying to get rid of me, just tell me,
'cause this means something to me.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Aah! What was that?
Ai: Warning. Initiating protective helmet shields.
I can't see.
- Who am I tapping? - Ariel: Me.
I did not get the sense that we were good.
It is not personal.
Cat: When I first came in the hab,
I looked around at this group and thought,
"yep, I'm in good company."
But last night when I was put in the bottom three by andy,
I was really upset.
I knew andy before this.
We'd met a couple times.
And so it just made me very aware.
It hit me like a ton of bricks.
Okay, this is a social game.
How are you doing?
I just want you to know, if I had had your day
- And I came back... - Yes.
...I would be pissed.
But based on the rules,
I would've done the same thing again.
I'm just looking at this from a strategic competition level.
- Yeah. - 'cause I'm a competitor.
Like, who should be in the bottom three
Between these two groups?
It definitely should not have been paul and I.
I was playing the game that was given to me.
- Okay. - And the only elimination
That I saw prior to this one was it's based on the mission.
From my point of view, it was like,
Andy's playing it safe because I'm new and sacrificial,
- And so is paul. Okay, just hear me out. - No.
And we're out there in 100 pound suits
Being mission critical, you know?
I used to dread those kind of conversations,
But I've had enough age and experience
Where now I saw her in the kitchen and I felt,
"good. Let's do it.
Let's get this over with."
The thing what I would've done
Is I would've taken into consideration
Who had the hardest job.
- There were quantifiable results... - Okay.
...To this challenge.
You had an impossible job. I get it.
You know, she apologized, which I appreciated...
...But I had a hunch
That probably there was some lingering stuff.
Today I just woke up feeling like a winner,
And I decided that I would go for being base commander.
I mean, they have put me up for it in the past,
And I was like, "no, no, no. I can't. I don't wanna do it."
♪ and then I'm ready for the day ♪
But today I was like, "you know what?
I feel refreshed, I feel ready,
And let me just focus that energy on being base commander."
I'm coming for cat's neck as the new chef around here.
- Oh, is that right? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tinashe: Definitely the energy is changing.
I can feel some people really wanting to win now.
There's more competitive energy coming in.
Lance: As far as the base commander goes,
I think cat's a bad-ass woman.
- Hey there. What's up? - What up?
She calls it the way it is.
She's not afraid to speak her mind.
She reminds me a lot of my mother.
My mom had me when she was 17.
She was 5'3", 100 pounds,
And she has marshawn's mentality.
- Oh, my god. - My mom's a legend,
So it's the highest compliment.
Is your parents both still around?
No. So, my dad, I never met him.
Never got to know him or meet him, yeah.
And I wasn't armstrong-- I wasn't born lance armstrong.
- Were you? Really? - Mm-mm.
She got remarried, and that's how I got the name.
- I was three. - Oh, wow.
I've known lance a short amount of time,
But I feel like we have an easy banter.
We get along really well. We're very similar.
Well, I was adopted.
I was adopted when I was ten days old.
This was back in mississippi.
But I got adopted by incredible parents,
And I met my birth mom.
When I was 21, met my whole extended family.
Which was cool because I have a half-brother, half-sister and--
- Yeah. The south. - The south, man.
- ( bleep ) happens. - Interesting ( bleep ) happens.
I think with these experiments, you sort of naturally
Find people that's just sort of home base.
You kind of touch it and feel safe.
( siren wailing )
( bleep )
It's time.
I should've put on a suit for this.
- Did you bring a suit? - I brought a tux.
I didn't know what to expect, so I covered my bases.
- Yeah. Just for this moment. - Yeah, yeah.
Ai: Celebronauts, it is now time to vote for a new base commander.
- All right. - Time to choose your new b.C.
- I nominate cat. - I nominate cat!
- I think she's gonna slay it. - All right.
I put cat forward because I would hope
She thinks I would fit being mission specialist,
And I feel like we need new energy.
- Any other nominations? - I would like to nominate myself.
- Andy: All right. - Adam: Mm!
- Okay. - Yeah, you've never been the base commander.
I've never been base commander before.
I am not surprised that porsha has a desire
To be base commander.
You know, we've all waited our time.
I waited a long time.
I've been mission specialist before,
And we did really good that day.
It was a lot of directions that needed to be told,
And even though it's starting to get difficult,
I feel like I could step up to the job.
I definitely think I have the vote in the bag.
They have asked me before,
And I'm sure they've been thinking about it.
Especially marshawn.
He actually does have my back.
- Marshawn, you got any thoughts? - Yeah.
All right, just wanted to know.
I don't agree with a lot of people
That they say should be base commander.
So, I mean, when it comes to all of that,
Just mind your own business, you know what I mean?
- You can do yours first. - Andy: All right.
Does that mean you two don't get to vote? That's what we did last time.
- Nominees don't get to vote. - Okay.
Andy: Thank you for voting. Have you voted?
- Mm-mm. - Please do. I need to see your id though.
- Ariel: Oh, you got it. - Porsha: Come in here and sign the paper.
Marshawn! I need that one.
We can wait a minute 'cause I need that vote.
We need your vote.
My vote is lance.
- You vote lance? - Write it down.
- Write lance down then.
Andy: Here's the tally.
We got one vote paul.
- Porsha: Paul? - One vote lance.
Two votes porsha.
And three votes cat.
That's not fair. Y'all are stupid.
Well, I think cat won 'cause she's got three votes.
- Cat's got it. - So cat's gonna do it.
- Yeah. - Let's go, base commander!
Andy: But you gotta run again.
Tinashe: I think cat will be a good base commander.
She really has some mom energy here,
And she makes me feel really comfortable.
- Cat will be a good leader. - If I'm base commander,
I'm picking lance for my specialist.
- You choose tomorrow. - Okay.
- Well, I'm just letting you know. - You choose tomorrow.
'cause you also choose based on what you see the mission is.
- Okay, got it. - So it'll between the people who supported me the most,
Lance and ariel.
I definitely was a little bit confused
That it would be between me and lance
Because I don't really understand their friendship,
But I don't have to understand their friendship.
Thank you, everybody, for believing in me. Thank you.
I thank family. I thank my children.
Porsha: I was thoroughly disappointed
They did not choose me to be base commander,
But it was definitely strategic.
As we're moving towards
The people who really want to be the last astronaut standing,
It's gonna get tough because people are gonna be fighting for their lives.
I actually I said I wanted to prove myself,
And y'all don't give a damn about that.
- ( laughs ) - this is serious.
I don't care about any of you.
- ( laughing ) - your voters?
You seemed pretty concerned about your voters in there.
Of course! You don't care? You know, listen.
When you're campaigning, you care about your voters.
When you're not, you don't.
That's how it works. Politics!
Well, let me go take off my winner shirt.
- I'll wear it again. - I can't wait to see the loser shirt.
Oh, you're about to see it. Watch, I'm about to go put it on.
I mean, look, it's not the end of the world,
But when you are in this house,
Whatever you focus your energy on,
It really means a lot in the moment.
Porsha.
Andy: Oh!
Poor, sad girl.
Adam: This is what hillary clinton did
When she lost the election.
She said, "( bleep ) those voters,"
And went right back to chappaqua.
- You remember winnie the pooh? - Andy: Yes.
I'm the little donkey.
All: Eeyore?
( moaning )
Just not having a good day.
Hey, porsha!
Porsha: What do you want, man?
What else do you want from me?
Just watch. Just pay attention.
They're gonna keep me in the danger zone, but that's all right.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Cat: I went from bottom three to now base commander,
And I have to say I feel pretty damn proud of that.
And I told andy exactly how I felt.
I'm not here to stir ( bleep ) up.
I'm not here for drama.
He tried to be nice and vote her as base commander, try and get on her good side.
- Right. - But it's not gonna work
'cause she's not gonna forget yesterday.
Ever.
- Ever. - Ever.
You make somebody that competitive cry, it's over.
Adam: Cat is a firecracker.
She seems really competitive.
But, you know, I did vote for porsha.
Am I unsafe?
Oh, yeah. I am. Yes.
I'm here for the whole team, the whole crew, for the mission.
It is not personal.
- Shatner: Coming up... - ( grunts )
He went on live with some strippers.
I lost my job at espn over it.
- ( siren wailing ) - ai: Emergency.
- Oh, my god! - Quickly!
- Uh-oh. - What the--
- You can't see ( bleep ). - What is this?
- Aah! - ( bleep )
Paul: All of us were blind,
But we have to make it back to the base.
And if we don't, then we're dead.
So I got big six, right?
Boom. It go like this.
So you gotta play-- the next bone,
You gotta play like this.
We'll start over.
I never grew up playing any game.
Yeah. So what you did as a kid, man?
- Outside? - Yeah, outside.
I played poker.
I'll show y'all a video of my poker game.
- Okay. - And why I got fired...
...Because I was playing a poker game.
- Oh. Uh-oh. - From espn.
What's wrong with poker?
Nah, I gotta show you the video.
I was at my boy's birthday party.
We was playing poker,
And there was girls just there dancing and...
...Alcohol. A lot of alcohol.
It was a big ol' controversy.
- Uh-oh. - Yeah.
I mean, it wasn't nothing illegal. It was just girls.
Who put it on social media?
I accidentally did. My dumb ass.
- ( laughs ) - bitch, how old are you?
- Oh, hold on. Tinashe-- tinashe. - What's up?
- Did you see my video? - Yeah.
- Was it bad? - No.
You did? How'd you see it?
- 'cause it was trending on-- - I mean, it went viral.
Yeah, it was viral. It was a viral moment.
He just went on live with some strippers,
- And it was just like-- - oh, you didn't say strippers.
- I did. I said girls shaking they ass. - No, you said girls.
"girls shaking they ass." strippers.
What do you think girls shaking they ass is?
It's not that bad. But in context, I suppose...
Yeah, I lost my job at espn over it.
You know, we all make some mistakes.
Maybe I wouldn't be on mars if that didn't happen.
See? Things happen for a reason.
Why you choose lance today?
No, no, no. You don't want me to be base commander first.
- Who me? - Yeah. You wanna wait till it gets down to the tough part
And then you wanna make me responsible as base commander.
- Yeah, so you'll be-- - but that's not fair.
- It was natural progression. - That wasn't the--
- It was time. I've never-- - no, it's not your time yet.
- I've never been base commander. - It's not your time yet.
I've only been in the field. Why?
- It's not your time. - Why? I wanna win, and you want me to go.
If you trying to get rid of me, just tell me,
Because I wanna know what's going on.
Marshawn: I don't know about strategy,
But if a woman's second toe is longer than her first toe,
She got an attitude problem.
And porsha...
I'm letting you know I see what you're doing.
...Second toe longer than they first.
You're in it. You're just acting like you're not, 'cause you think you cool.
Ai: Base commander cat, please gather your crew,
As it is now time to assign today's hab duties.
Okay, everybody, come on in.
All right, is everybody ready?
- Yes. - All right.
Now that the plants in the bio dome are starting to show some growth,
The garden needs some nurturing, okay?
Taking out the trash.
So two stars must go through the trash and determine
What can be reused and what they must bury
For future mars settlements to recycle.
So I have to pick two people to go out to do trash.
I'll go. No, I'll go outside.
- You wanna go outside and do it? - Always.
So, lance, why don't you go with andy?
- Okay. - Okay, andy?
- Aye, aye, captain. - And everybody else, we'll stay inside,
And we will nurture the plants.
Hmm. It's gonna be lance,
And who else is gonna go outside and pick up garbage?
Oh, me.
The guy that put her in the bottom three.
I do think that cat had it out for me a little bit.
( buzzer )
Okay.
- All right. - Dealing with trash in a spacesuit
Is not bad 'cause you can't smell it.
( laughs )
Oh, wow.
Are those diapers?
Those might be ariel's diapers.
( laughs )
Here's more. Oh, wow. Gross.
Andy: Wait, that's gold. Somebody throw out their gold.
Lance: Hold on. I think we just don't tell 'em.
We're rich!
It's edible gold bling. Gotta be porsha's.
We'll put it on our teeth and compete with marshawn.
I would've hated to be base commander yesterday. What are you gonna do, you know?
Cat was saying that she thinks I picked her and paul because they were new
And I was protecting my position,
- Which I don't... - No.
I'm like, "what position?"
I'm just here to do these things
As they're supposed to be done.
Right.
And if they send me home for that, oh, well.
And, you know, the whole notion of alliances and all that,
It's just like, I'm too old for that.
You can say that again. I was just glad you came
So I wasn't the oldest person here anymore.
I know. You've said that many times, you son of a bitch.
Lance: I know, I just thought I'd say it again.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna clean up the plants,
- Give them a little love. - Great. Yes.
We'll plant some seeds in different places if it looks empty.
Aye, aye, captain!
- What is that? - That's dirt.
- Mm. Mm-kay. - You're so funny.
- She was watering that. - Oh.
- You're so funny. - Oh, all right.
Hey!
Okay, I know that wasn't ariel.
- That was not me. - Okay.
Everybody, what's the first thing you're gonna do
- When you get back to earth? - Get a colonic.
Get a colonic.
Cat: Marshawn, who do you miss the most?
- My mama. - Aww.
- But I talk to her every day, so she good. - Aww, I love that.
- I'm a mama's boy for sure. - Yeah, I love that.
For plants to grow, they need water,
Sound vibration, things like that.
- So we gotta sing to 'em. - Ariel: Good vibes.
- Porsha: We gotta sing a song? - We gotta sing to 'em.
Porsha: Okay, what song we wanna sing?
♪ oh, say can you see
- All: ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ - okay.
Shh. Everybody, hush your nasty voices.
♪ oh, say does that star-spangled ♪
- ♪ banner yet wave - okay.
- ( vocalizing ) - paul: Okay.
All: ♪ o'er the land of the free ♪
♪ free
All: ♪ and the home of the brave ♪
- ( cheers and applause ) - adam: What a beautiful way to colonize a planet.
Shatner: Coming up...
- ( sirens wailing ) - ai: Emergency.
You have 30 minutes before radiation levels become unsafe.
Three, two, one, go!
- Hey! I can't see. - What was that?
What the ( bleep )?
Oh, my god.
Ai? Hello? Ai?
Ai: What do you want, porsha?
I don't like your tone, ai.
It's, "how can I help you? How may I be of assistance?"
So you and ariel, I'm gonna pick her or you for specialist.
Are you cool with that? Okay, never mind.
- Don't answer that. - I'll do whatever.
- If you look at this in totality... - Yeah.
...Of who has gone out in the field,
Well, I've gone every time.
But we have folks
Who have really tried to not go.
It's now time for folks that just haven't gone out much...
- Cat: Haven't done it? I agree with that. - ...To start going out.
Okay, I got that. That makes a lot of sense.
Lance: At the beginning,
I didn't wanna be mission specialist
Just 'cause I like to go outside.
Now having said that, inside means safe
And inside means immunity.
You know, we're coming up on two weeks in here.
I think that this thing is now a game.
I feel like I'm playing the game right.
I knew an actual hoarder. He was my accountant.
So I'd pull up, nice-looking apartment.
When I tell you he had stuff stacked to this height...
What is this?
Is this an emergency or is this just the lighting?
Adam: We're having a lighting issue.
( siren wailing )
- Ai: Emergency. - Oh, my god! Quickly!
All crew report to the command center.
Uh-oh. Not good.
Here we go, everybody.
Ai: Incoming message from mission control.
- I'm ready for something exciting. - He's here.
Hello, crew. Great work so far.
You've really settled into life on mars.
I'm impressed.
How am I doing? Oh, thanks for asking.
Pretty good. Same old.
What else? Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
I almost forgot to mention. We have an emergency.
A series of solar flares interfered with your electronics.
You'll need to repair the solar panels and work fast.
You'll wanna get it done before another solar flare
Brings dangerous radiation.
This mission will test your trust,
Earning you a mission patch.
Base commander, it's time to pick a mission specialist.
Good luck out there, and if anything happens,
I want you to know that I love you.
- Oh. Oh! - What?
- Oh! - That was heavy.
That's the first time he said he loved us.
The two people that I was gonna choose between are ariel and lance.
Ariel, she's been base commander, specialist.
I mean, she's done it all.
But because lance really hasn't had that position,
I wanna give him an opportunity to have a commanding role.
So I'm gonna make-- lance, I'm gonna make you my specialist if you'll take it.
- Okay? - Porsha: Yay! Good job.
To be honest, I think it wasn't the best choice.
Like, I really thought she was gonna need somebody
Who had experience, 'cause she's new here.
Ai: Crew, prepare for deployment.
( laughing )
Mr. Miyagi!
Wax on, wax off!
- All right. - Let's do it.
Cat: All right, you got this.
- One for all and all for one! - ( overlapping mumbling )
- Absolutely! - ( mock mumbling )
- ( overlapping chatter ) - ( music playing )
Right. Let's do it.
Ai: In this simulation,
The cables connecting the transformer
To the solar panels have been damaged.
You must unplug the old cables,
Lay out new cables,
And then connect them to restore power to the hab.
You have 30 minutes before radiation levels become unsafe.
You the real life peter griffin.
- Oh, god. - ( laughs )
Welcome, crewmembers.
- Peter griffin, one of my favorites. - ( laughing )
All right, guys, calm down.
I'll unclip that ( bleep ) and it'll fall right off.
Cat: Andy, clear the line.
This an extremely critical mission.
- We have to make decisions-- - what are the instruc--
Clear the line, please. This is very critical.
Ariel, andy, and porsha,
You will go out to the transformer.
You will unplug the five damaged cables
That are running from the solar panels.
Copy.
All right, base commander,
After we drop the cables, what's next?
We're assigning paul, marshawn, adam, tinashe
To retrieve five new power cables from the supply dome
And work together to carry them to the solar field.
Copy.
We're on the way.
Andy: Here, I'll start that out towards the panel.
- Ooh! Whew. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
These are tangled. They're tangled.
Here, stop-- we gotta stop pulling.
- They're tangled. - Untangle them.
Paul was demanding things.
He had that boss energy.
Paul: We gotta stop pulling. Look.
Got it. Okay.
Tinashe: They go in order, correct?
Ariel: Yes, they have numbers on them and on the panel box.
- Cat: Crewmembers-- - andy: How do we plug in?
Listen to me clearly. This is very--
When we get to the point where we're gonna put them in,
- What is the procedure? - Andy, andy.
Please clear the line. Do not plug anything in yet on the solar panel.
They all must be plugged in...
Both: ...At the exact same time.
Okay. Copy.
All right, crew, here we go.
I'm gonna do a three, two, one, go countdown.
- I'm ready on one. Andy is ready on one. - Andy, clear the line, please.
- This is very critical. - Yes.
And I am no longer base commander.
- ( mournful music playing ) - oh, it's gross to be back
As one of the little people.
Okay, we're ready.
Three, two, one, go!
- ( grunts ) - I'm in.
- In, in, in.
- In. In on one. - We are in.
- Cat: That was fantastic. - Ai: Solar panels connected.
17 minutes remaining for crew to return to airlock.
- Thanks, base command. - We are in the clear.
Cat: Let's guide you guys back to airlock.
Andy was a pain in the ass, man.
( siren wailing )
- Aah! - What was that?
Ai: Warning. A second solar flare has hit.
Elevated radiation levels detected.
Initiating protective blackout helmet shields.
- They can't see. Trying-- - cat: Holy moly.
Hey! I can't see!
What the ( bleep )? You can't see ( bleep ).
Andy: It's sealed completely.
I have 17 minutes to get everybody back into the hab,
And they can't see anything.
That is definitely not gonna be enough time.
We might blow this mission.
Oh, my god.
( siren wailing )
Aah!
- What was that? - Ai: Warning.
A second solar flare has hit.
Elevated radiation levels detected.
Initiating protective helmet shields.
Hey! I can't see!
- If they can't see.. - Holy moly.
Ai: You have 17 minutes to guide your crew back to the airlock
Before radiation becomes life-threatening.
If the crew does not make it back to the hab airlock in 17 minutes or less,
The radiation will hit catastrophic levels,
Causing the mission to be a failure.
- ( bleep ) - that changes everything.
I understood immediately when we had the blacked out helmets
Why this was all about trust.
I think they should just hold each other's shoulders and walk it
And then get them basically in a line.
- Tinashe's the front. - Lance: Yeah.
You know the most important thing about this one?
Because you see how people just start talking over each other
And it's frantic and it's confusion.
- It sounds like pandemonium. - Right.
- Everybody has to be dead silent. - Dead silence, yeah.
Ai: You have 16 minutes and 30 seconds
Until radiation levels reach critical status.
This is the base commander.
I'm going to be guiding you by my voice.
- Copy. - All right.
All right, we have a satellite view of where you are.
- Tinashe, wave your arms. - Tinashe: Waving.
- She's right there. She can go straight ahead. - Okay, go straight ahead.
Tinashe: Walking, walking.
Cat: Keep going. Stay straight.
There you go. Doing great.
Tinashe, when you get there, do not move.
- Do we hold on to the tubes or no? - Trust us.
- Can you please not talk over lance? - Okay.
- Okay. Freeze. - Freezing.
Ariel, where are you? Wave your arms, please.
- Ariel: Copy. - Turn all the way around.
Yeah. I'm turned all the way around.
Walk straight ahead until you feel tinashe.
- Ooh. - You've got about another 20 steps.
- Keep walking. - Cat: You're good. Keep going.
You're doing great. You're gonna run right into her.
- You'll feel her. Walk straight ahead. - I hear you.
- Okay. Stop. - Lance: Okay, stop.
Aah! I fell, but we're good.
- She's a little bit to your left. - Copy.
- Okay, I feel her. - Next is adam.
Right here. My arms are waving.
Turn around to your left. There you go.
- Walk forward. Nope. - Copy.
To your right, to your right, to your right. Watch the cable.
Was I feeling like I was gonna have an anxiety attack?
- Yeah, maybe. - Step over. Take a big step.
- Got it. - There you go.
All the way to your left. Turn left.
Cat: All the way. There you go. Okay.
- Is this somebody? - That's me!
I love you. I'm here.
Guys, we're 14 minutes to go. We're doing good.
- Cat: Porsha, walk forward. - All right.
Oh, my gosh, being completely in the dark,
Almost feeling like I couldn't breathe,
It was very, very difficult.
Keep going forward until I tell you to stop,
And then turn to your left.
Stop. Stop.
- Porsha, turn left. - Copy.
- Go straight ahead. - Lance: Straight ahead.
- Straight ahead. - Cat: Adam has his hand out.
- Porsha: Adam? - Adam: Right here, porsha.
Porsha: I just had to kind of go numb
And realize that I'm helpless and I'm in their hands.
Do I 100% trust everybody? Maybe not.
Cat: Back and then walk straight ahead into adam.
No, no. Turn right.
I'm going up a mound or...
- Yep, I got you, porsha. - Adam: I'm feeling annoyed
Because I feel like that there was an easier way
To go about this mission.
- Okay, all right. - Andy, where are you?
- I'm over here. - Walk straight ahead, andy.
- Okay. Copy. - Just straight forward.
Guys, we're at 10 minutes and 40 seconds.
Cat: You gotta do this faster. Andy, stop, please.
- Gotcha. - Okay, turn to your right.
- Got it. - No, no, no.
Stop. I said turn to your right.
- You gotta talk loud. - Turn-- thank you. Walk forward.
Andy: Who is this? Who's this?
- ( tapping ) - what's happening right now?
- Who am I tapping? - Ariel: Me.
- Who's me? - Ariel.
( sighs )
Go to your-- go to your left.
This is adam. Good. Great, andy, keep going down.
Give me andy. Give me andy.
Porsha: Andy!
He was talking and narrating the entire thing.
- That's me. - I got you, porsha.
- ( sighs ) - lance: We're gonna have to walk marshawn separately
'cause it looks like there's a lot of mounds there.
- Marshawn, walk straight ahead. - Marshawn: There you go.
More to your right, marshawn. More to your right.
All right.
My boy lance, I mean, he's in a position of power.
That's ( bleep ) up, man.
There's nothing in front of you. Walk straight ahead.
There you go.
- Keep walking straight. - Uh...
- Turn a little bit left. - How much more left?
- Cat: Marshawn, stop. - Lance: Stay right there, marshawn.
All right, paul, you're gonna basically turn a little bit to your right,
And there's nothing in front of you.
- Start walking straight. - Cat: There you go.
We're at 7 minutes to go. We got it. Don't worry.
Whoo-hoo.
Cat: Paul is coming right up behind you.
Andy, hold your arm out please.
Paul: Andy?
- Andy: That's me, paul. - I got you.
Okay, great. If everybody's connected,
Tinashe, what you're going to do
Is starting walking directly forward.
- Let's do it. - Cat: Walk straight into marshawn.
Marshawn, you're gonna be right there.
Hold your hand out.
I got you. I got somebody.
- You got me. - Andy: Watch out.
- Paul, there's a cable there. - Copy.
Adam: We couldn't see when we were out there,
And the feedback we were getting
Felt like they couldn't see either, even though they could see.
Marshawn, you lead.
You got me? All right, now watch y'all step.
You're at the rovers already. Get to your left.
How much more left?
- A little more. - ...Front right there.
Marshawn: This is the rover.
Now, everybody, this is not over.
Stay calm. We are at one minute to go.
Cat: I was listening to the countdown thinking,
"are we going to make it?"
You wanna stay on the left side of the rover, marshawn.
- Now go right. - Cat: Right, right.
Lance: You guys just go straight ahead.
Trust it. There's nothing in front of you.
- Cat: Trust. - ( bleep )
It's another rover.
Lance had one job to do that he didn't do,
To not lead me into the damn rovers.
- Keep going. Keep going. - All of us were blind,
But we have to make it back to the base.
And if we don't...
...Then we're dead.
We are at one minute to go.
Marshawn: I can't see where I'm at.
- Cat: Move. - We gotta get going.
Keep going. Keep going.
Continue walking forward. You're doing great.
You're already approaching the front of the hab.
Marshawn, turn a little bit left.
Cat: Turn left, right into the door.
Right there.
Lance: Pull the door, marshawn.
We have to get every single person in.
- You got me? All right, now watch y'all step. - Yeah.
- Cat: Got it. You're in. - This is not over.
- ( siren wailing ) - stay calm. Remember, there is a step there.
- There's a step here, ariel. - All right. Oh, thank you.
Come forward. Come forward.
Ai: First three astronauts inside airlock.
- We gotta get going. - Adam: I got you, porsha.
Ai: Fourth and fifth astronauts inside airlock.
- Let's go, let's go. - Guys, we've got 20 seconds to go.
- 20 seconds. Get in there. - Get in there and shut the door.
- Cat: Shut the door, please. Thank you. - I'm in. I'm in.
- We're in! - We're in!
- ( all cheering ) - ai: All astronauts safely inside airlock.
( cheering )
- ( laughing ) - whoo!
- Yeah! - Oh, my god!
- We trust each other, guys! - Unbelievable!
Get me the ( bleep ) out of this ( bleep ).
- Whoo! Yeah. - Whoo-hoo!
- That was amazing. - We killed it.
Ai: Incoming message from mission control.
Oh, that's great work, crew. The mission was a success.
- ( all cheering ) - we saved the hab.
It's time for another tough choice.
Base commander,
Which crewmember is not mission critical?
Who will be saying goodbye to mars?
Transmission over.
We have to try and pick a bottom three,
- Which I don't know how we do. - It's impossible in something like this
When they're all doing so great. It's hard.
Andy: I want cat to experience what a fun job it is
Picking three people to feel bad
And feel like they did a bad job and then possibly go home.
Since this game has become so political,
I would prefer to not put ariel in the bottom three.
- I agree. - Tinashe's just so good. She's always so calm.
- When she's out there, she's all business. - She's serious.
She's all business, and I love that.
I think marshawn, he was great.
Yeah, he got to be the vip of that.
Andy got frustrated out there.
I felt like he wasn't listening to me.
Yeah, I'm feeling really uncomfortable
Having to eliminate someone.
Hello, everyone, can you hear me?
- Yes. - Copy! We're here!
First most mission critical today...
- ...Tinashe. - Ooh.
- Come on up. - All right. Let's go!
Absolutely fantastic on her point position in the first mission.
Whew!
Yes. Come on in.
- Phenomenal job. - Thanks, base command.
- Thank you very much. - Ai: Trust patch acquired.
Cat: She is just solid.
No matter what happens, she never lost her cool.
Second up, someone who saved the day at the last minute.
Marshawn lynch, come on in.
- ( cheers and applause ) - mission critical.
Hey, don't-- hey, don't be--
- Bye, porsha. - Not "bye, porsha!"
- That's so rude! - There's four more of us in here.
- Whoo! - Yes. All right.
Next person was ariel.
( cheers and applause )
- All right. - Lance: Ariel did good, yeah.
It was the quietest I've heard her in two weeks,
Which was kind of nice.
But she did a great job. Oh, god.
Thank you.
I do think that he is attempting
To mend some bridges.
Put this ( bleep ) over there.
It's definitely going to be interesting to see
How it all plays out.
Porsha: Can you imagine?
If I'm the base commander,
I wouldn't have ended up here.
But I'm okay with it. I have made peace.
And the fourth person...
Porsha, come on in.
- Whoo! - Thank you!
Damn, she made it again?
- I needed extra cleaning? - ( laughter )
Marshawn: Lord know you need it.
I've talked my way out of the bottom three before.
- Yikes. - All right, y'all.
Paul: My mind was just like,
"well, I gave everything I can give,
And I can be proud of that at the end of the day."
Regardless how this ends, man,
I had a great-ass time with y'all.
I did, too. Great getting to know you, paul.
Andy: Cat was pissed.
I did not get the sense that we were good.
- Thank you. - I'm actually feeling really annoyed.
I really do believe that when you're trying to figure out,
Like, "I don't know who to put in the bottom three,"
Just like, "well, just put adam in there."
And I really hate that.
Adam, can you tell us why you were mission critical today?
Yes, I can.
I was doing exactly what I was told to do,
And I moved all the cables to the right numbers
- And everybody was all ready to go. - Yeah.
So where do you think that I fell flat?
I think it was just the fact that we had two point people
Who were communicating at all times
And helping everyone else.
But, you know, everybody's saying to keep them clear,
And so I'm trying to do that.
So it's who are the mvps and who are the great crewmembers?
- Mm-hmm. - That's where we're at.
Being in the bottom three is a very sensitive place to be,
- And it's not fun. - ( chuckles )
Andy, do you wanna tell us why you're mission critical?
Paul and I, we're untangling things, getting things together.
And then, you know, I did my job as well as anybody else did.
- Okay. - I mean, I appreciate the position you're in
Because we all worked as a team and we did very well, so I understand.
I hoped that it was sort of over between me and cat,
But I have a suspicion that she was pissed.
I'm a little worried.
If I had to say there was anybody in the field
Who had some trouble communicating
And had trouble with the directions, it was andy.
I feel like he is one of those people in the field
Who does what he's asked to do.
I think andy did a good job.
He brought good energy. He was fun.
Whatever mistakes, it didn't even matter,
Because he's so loveable.
- Paul? - You know,
When we lost sight out there and time was of the essence,
I was able to get to the group as the anchor
And be a calm in front of a storm.
Paul is not the most mission critical.
I gotta keep it 100.
I just haven't seen anything to me
That makes him more mission critical
Over the other people here.
All right, I think-- we all in agreeance?
- Yeah. - Okay.
So the first person who was mission critical today...
- Adam, come on in. - Whoo!
Whoo!
Yes!
So, as a consensus,
And now base commander making the final decision
Who I thought was mission critical today...
I do think it is truly over.
Tinashe: Cat was so offended
That he put her in the bottom three last time,
So I think cat's gonna get her lick back today.
- Paul. - Have fun, paul.
All right.
- ( cheers and applause ) - good job.
( indistinct chatter )
I would certainly give cat some credit.
She's fierce.
Ai: Andy, you are not mission critical
And must leave the hab immediately.
Somebody else is gonna have to take out the trash now.
In no way, shape, or form is this personal.
For me, it's all about business and strategy.
Tinashe: We love you. We'll miss you.
Porsha: Bye!
Andy: Maybe I made a mistake.
If I had voted for porsha
And she would've been commander,
I very well might still be part of this.
Thank you, mars. You've been great.
It's been real red. Real red.
Lance tried to run me into the ( bleep ) rover.
He tried to run me through the hills.
He put right in harm's way.
Marshawn was not very pleased that he bumped into the rover.
Man, what ( bleep )?
And this ( bleep ) supposed to be my dawg.
He gotta go.
Tomorrow, you might have a chance to vote me off.
- ( growls ) - ...That calm.
Let's keep that calm.
- Boo! - Hello.
Whoa.
Wow.
It's still wet.
Turn around. How'd that work?
- ( whispering ) "how'd that work?" - this my natural hair.
- You like it? - I like it a lot.
No, I'm freaked out. I like-- I love it.
- You're freaked out? - ( laughing )
I would've bet my life that was your hair.
( laughing )
Porsha: I have a lot more of me to show.
Nah, it's a real good look with the hair.
I'm gonna wear these tomorrow when I'm base commander.
- Okay. - You don't make it this far
- And not be a warrior. - You terrible, bruh.
- Where the old porsha at? - She gone.
I've got this. Watch me work.
- Shatner: Next time... - You started at quarterback?
Hell yeah, I was out there
Like the black brett favre on they ass.
( laughing )
- To the house! - ( laughing )
I woke up today, and I just said, "I'm going home."
Whoever is the last standing wins.
- ( roaring ) - oh, ( bleep ).
- What was that? - Someone or something
Is in there with you.
Cat: There's something in there.
- Get the ( bleep ) out of here! - ( snarling )
You don't know what to expect on mars.