[sound effects]
[laughs]
-Yeah
Alright. Look at that!
[shutter sounds]
[laughs]
Nice girls, yeah.
Daddy like.
[laughs]
Nice. Yeah, baby, boo.
[music]
♫ Today is gonna be a little something more
♫ I've got a plan in mind,
♫ a special thing in store
♫ The light bulb inside my head says,
♫ 'get out and play'
♫ cause you never feel this way.
♫ It's my lucky day, hey, hey
♫ It's my lucky day
♫ It's my lucky day, hey, hey, hey. My lucky day.
♫ (It's my lucky day!) Hey, hey
♫ Don't need a pot of gold
♫ A rabbit's foot, or to be told
♫ It's my lucky day (lucky day)
♫ It's my lucky day hey, hey, hey, (my lucky day)
[music]
♫ Slept in 'cause I don't care
♫ and I didn't make the bed (didn't make the bed)
♫ Sip coffee on my couch
♫ what can I do instead? (what can I do instead)
♫ No work it's only fun, because it's all okay
♫ Because you never feel this way( feel this way)
♫ It's my lucky day hey, it's my lucky day( it's my lucky day)
♫ It's my lucky day hey, hey, hey, my lucky day
♫ Don't need a pot of gold
♫ a rabbit's foot or to be told
♫ It's my lucky day, (my lucky day) it's my lucky day.
♫ (It's my lucky day), it's my lucky day
♫ (It's my lucky day hey...)
♫ (It's my lucky day, hey.)
♫ Don't need a pot of gold
♫ a rabbit's foot or to be told
♫ It's my lucky day,
♫ it's my lucky day hey, hey...
♫ (it's my lucky day hey)
♫ (it's my lucky day) Don't need a pot of gold
- Time for my rendezvous
[music]
- This is Rusty Lockwood for the Deadly Ohio Podcast.
We are here, investigating the senseless murders
of 3 gorgeous women and the mysterious
circumstances surrounding it. That is what
we are going to discover tonight on, argh!
[chilling sounds]
[wolf howls]
[chilling sounds]
[door opens]
[music]
[door closes]
[music]
[camera flickers]
- Hashtag cabin, hashtag recharge, hashtag blessed,
hashtag nature, hashtag awesome.
[music]
Billy?
[music]
[stairs creaking]
[music]
[door shuts]
[music]
[stairs creaking]
[music]
[wind blowing]
[footsteps]
[beep]
Billy, this one is for you.
[music]
[footsteps]
[music]
[funny sound]
[music]
[funny sounds]
[footsteps]
[wind blowing]
[music]
- Yeah, nice look at that.
[music]
[sighs] [chuckles]
Nice.
Yeah baby, boo.
[music]
[dramatic sound]
[trashcan sound]
- Oh!
[gasps] Is that a bear?
[dramatic sound]
Or was that Billy?
I better get the bear spray.
[dramatic music]
[door opens]
[spraying]
[screams]
[spraying]
[footsteps]
[screams]
[music]
Billy where are you?
[music]
Hurry up I am getting bored.
[music]
Come on Billy, you better move your ass.
You better get here.
[music]
I am waiting and I am bored. Come on.
[music]
Cheap shit.
[music]
[sighs]
[music]
[wind blowing]
[music]
[shower running]
[music]
[screams]
[music]
[picture flickering]
[music]
Hashtag hot, hashtag sad, hashtag hot sad.
[music]
- Not so bad.
[wind blowing]
- Where is he?
[music]
[door opens]
- Oh, I am so sorry it snowed on Pete's birthday.
[door shuts]
[music]
- Is that Billy?
[music]
- I am sending out good vibes.
[music]
Hey, at least this gives me time to
try my new gear for you
[music]
Oh, yes.
[music]
- May I ask...
[gasps]
who are you?
- Oh, Gennifer. Gen. Gen with a G.
- Gen with a G?
- Huh.
- I'm Ganelle, my followers call me Gen, with a G.
Why are you here?
- Oh, Billy invited me.
- Billy invited you.
Weekend at the cabin with Gen?
It is about you. Grea... Great
Oh, jeez.
- What happened?
- Oh, I hurt my leg walking up this damn cabin.
- Oh
- In heels.
- Let me help.
- No, no, no, I will be fine.
- Oh, but I am a personal trainer
- Billy's personal trainer? How very boring of him.
- Well actually, I am his yoga instructor.
- That's a little less boring.
I will be fine.
- Please go sit down, I will help.
- All right, at least put some clothes on before
you rub up on me. I am going to change my clothes
because I did not wear this for you. Oh, damn.
[wind blowing]
[chuckle]
[chuckles] - Yeah, look at that.
[music]
- Oh, you do that girl. [chuckle]
[music]
[chuckles] - Yeah, look at that.
[music]
[wolf howling]
[music]
[wolf howling]
- Oh, our K9 brothers greet the moon [sigh].
- Spooky.
[wolf howling]
[music]
[wolf howling]
[music]
Well, feel better. I mean,
you are not going to the Olympics.
- [scoffs] Bet you are a gold medal bitch.
- I am never second best, hoe.
[sigh] - Sister, we do not need any bad vibes, just
good vibes only, and no nagging from male energy
in this place [gasp].
Billy is stuck at a baseball cap convention for
a few days. I have an idea. Let us have a night of
sisterhood and decide in the morning what we want to do.
- What do you mean by sisterhood?
[laughs]
- Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary
[music]
- Would you rather drink water for the rest
of your life or drink anything you want to but
first, it gets spit in by Nick Carter?
[music]
[gasps] - Make it Zack Efron and you are on.
[music]
- Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary.
[music]
- Music. 2 words, 2 syllables. Salt?
Salt shaker? Pepper? Maracas? Tambourine?
Spice girl. I got it! [music]
- Bloody Mary, bloody Mary.
Toya Beam?
2 words, 3 syllables.
[music] [laughter]
- Pocket change? Money? Pocket pull?
[gasps] Polly popping.
[music]
[thumping sounds]
[music]
- Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary.
[music]
- Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
[laughs] - Stiff as a board [laughs]
[music]
[laughter]
[music]
[laughter]
[music]
- We call the spirit world.
- Contact Joe DiMaggio. You said
baseball player who was married to Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, Marilyn Monroe, call her.
- Concentrate.
- [sign] Okay.
- We call the spirit world unto us tonight.
Spirits, can you hear us?
[music] - Oh. [laughs] [footsteps]
- Spirits, can you hear us?
- It is hard to get any cell service out here.
[door banging]
[footsteps]
- Billy?
[scoffs] - No, those hands have been insured since
he won his second gold glove. He would never
pound a door like that.
- Then who?
- But don't worry, I teach self defense.
- I will go get the bear spray.
[door opens]
[music]
[drawer opens] - A scent of a fresh rain storm. [music]
[chuckles]
[sniffs]
- A scent of a fresh rain storm.
[music]
[sniffs] - The grass on the other side of a
mountain hill. [sniffs] [laughs]
[shuts drawer]
- Who is there?
- Good vibes are welcome.
- Will you shut up about your good vibes?
There is somebody out here.
[music]
[zip opening]
[music]
[sniffs] - Spicy perfume of your best
friend's mother from childhood. [sniff]
Notes of cinnamon.
Yummy. [sniffs] Incense and amber at the back of a
pallet. [sniffs]
[sniffs]
[draws zipper]
[music]
[sighs] - It's cold, maybe it was just the wind.
- That is some hard core wind.
[music]
[door shuts]
[music]
- Ray of a little piquant [drawn zipper].
[music]
I see. Oh. [laughs]
- Anything besides a Ouija board around?
- I think I saw a twister in that closet.
[music]
[floor creaking]
- Ah! This must be worth a fortune.
- We always played this without clothes on.
- Let us just play charades.
- Like your relationship with Billy?
- Ah! Ow!
Do not start hitting me with those
damn pillows again.
- Sister, we don't define ourselves by our men.
[music]
- I'll come back for you later, my boy.
- Of course you would say that Billy invited
you here. I just looked at his phone.
- Well, it doesn't bother me. We didn't put
labels on our relationship.
- Well, I will put a label on him, asshole.
- Look, we are both just too tired.
- Or drunk?
- To leave here tonight, so let us just go to
sleep, rise at dawn and meditate on our futures.
- Or we can hit that hot tub out back.
[music]
[chuckles]
[music]
- You know Gen with a G, can't say you
are that popular of a name.
- It is true, but it is a beautiful one.
- That is not my point, my point is that Billy
has this many Gens in his contacts, I wonder how
many Ashleys he has, or Beckys.
- Or Danielles, or Beatrice [gasps].
- Wait a minute, will the plural of Beatrice be
Beatrices or Beatride?
- I bet Billy has along line of Bitch ride waiting
to hop in his bed.
- It is true, us Gens, better stick together.
- Oh yeah. [giggles]
[giggles] [music]
[music]
[water splashing] [giggling]
[music]
[giggling]
[music]
[giggling]
[music]
[giggling]
[music]
[laughter]
- Oh. [laughter]
[music]
[water splashing] [ laughter]
[music]
[bang]
[music]
- Don't worry, there's animals out here.
A lot of animals in the woods. Just a bobcat.
[laugh] [ water splashing]
[music]
[wolf growling] [wolf howling]
[wolves howling]
[panting] [wolf growling] [wolves howling]
[screams]
- You know, I found out about this weekend at the
cabin with Gen, by looking in Billy's phone,
and the reason I knew his number was he's batting
average last year and his uniform number.
We should take some sexy pictures
you and I, and post them online.
- But somebody might see them.
- That is the point.
- Somebody like Billy.
- Would that be really such a bad thing?
And if we knew Billy was going to see them,
we could do something a little extra.
- Oh, you mean racy?
- Sure do. [laughs]
[music]
- Let's do this.
[camera shutters]
[music]
[camera shutters]
[music]
[camera shutters]
[music]
[camera shutters]
[music]
- Hashtag besties, hashtag buddies, hashtag hot tub.
[music]
[birds chirping]
[phone ringing]
- Billy? [phone ringing]
Billy! [phone ringing]
[music]
Hey.
- Hey, I saw your posts last night.
- Yeah. I made a new BFF and we are both named Gen!
- So were you ladies all like partying or what?
- We are making the best out of a bad situation.
You are a freaking creep, Billy!
- No, wait!
[grunts]
[birds chirping] [ music]
- Namaste, Mother Sun. [birds chirping]
Namaste, Mother Sun. [birds chirping]
[throws up]
I got those in Nepal.
[birds chirping] [music]
- I hope its well was well worth it, Daddy wants more. [laughs]
Oh. [birds chirping] [sniffs]
[laughing] [sniffs]
[music]
[phone ringing]
- I cant believe you have the guts to call me.
- Well, just making sure we can still be cool.
- Be cool?
- Yeah, professional.
- Professional? What is here that you don't want
me to find, Billy? You know I am the
social media girl, I will post it all over.
- No, no, it is not like that, baby.
- Do not call me baby.
- No, wait.
- See you on insta, Billy.
[music]
[beeps]
- Billy, this is a good time for some self
reflection instead of calling.
- Who are you, bitch?
- Well, I am just another human being, rotating on
this planet Earth but since you are calling from
Billy's phone, I assume your name is Gen?
- What?
- Oh well, I am a Gen who is here with another Gen
at Billy's cabin and I assume you are Gen sort of
up with him in Pittsburgh?
- Kinda. I work with security at the hotel he is
staying at. So what? Is [inaudible] Gen?
- I don't know if I am ready to explore that idea.
- Well, I am ready to explore a lot of ideas
right now. Hang on! Ge is getting out of the shower.
- Hey, who you talking to?
- Who am I talking to?
I am talking to Gen, you son of a bitch!
Now say hello to my little sister. [taser sound]
[man]- What are you doing?
Stop, stop, stop please. [taser sound]
- That's what it taste [inaudible].
It's what you did to my heart!
You are a real deal Billy boy
and I am taking you straight to hell [man cries]
And let me give you some other snack.
- Mommy [cries] No.
- Shut up!
- Gen, please. Stop...
[music]
- You will be fine. He's fine,
he is fine, he is fine.
What's this?
- It is Billy's medicine cabinet. I am going to
post it all over social media.
- Oh Gen, I think he is going to get what is
coming to him. Besides, I do not think you
are going to find anything.
This was just a normal supplement he was taking.
- Gennifer with the G, this was for Billy's butt.
[funny sound]
- His butt? Oh, so he could hit home-runs and not
strike out? Oh, his butts.
- Maybe we should hold on to this though, some ecstasy
Billy scored.
- Also used to stand at attention.
- Oh my god, I took some of that thinking
it was ecstasy. Am I going to get a mustache?
Was I the only one betting a thousand
with Billy?
- Remember, let no man be the master over
your body.
- We only did that once!
Billy, you have been a bad, bad boy.
- What does that mean?
- A check mark in the record books.
Come on, let us send some sexy pictures to him.
[camera flicking] [music]
[music]
[birds chirping]
[footsteps] [birds chirping]
[music]
- I guess I am the monkey's uncle. [laughs]
[music] [birds chirping]
[music]
[drink pouring] - Cheers.
[music]
- But it is not enough.
[music]
- Help me grab this box. If we find any
photographs, I will use those myself.
- Okay.
[music]
- So, what you got?
[music]
- I don't know, looks like some old baseball cards,
an old glove. It looks to be maybe some of his
World Series items?
- So he scored the mark on his own memorabilia.
Douchey, but not criminal.
- Oh, I wonder if this is his World Series ring?
- No, he gave that to me.
- Nope, just the glass ring.
- That bastard! How many of this fake ass rings,
did he have made?
Where is yours?
- I am not into material things.
- Bullshit, I did not see your granola ass
sleeping on the ground outside last night.
What is this?
It's the deed to the cabin.
These numbers do not make sense.
- Why is that?
- He got this land for a song.
Maybe it is a show company.
- Oh, I love seashells.
- What does seashells have to do with it?
You know, forget this. I didn't come here
to let this cabin go to waste.
- I came to do the great outdoors.
- Is that what we are calling Billy?
I have an idea. Let us enjoy nature. Let's do
a strip snowball fight.
- Yeah.
[music]
- Hey! Nobody said time.
- There is no rules, you mother nature bitch.
- I knew you played softball.
You know, one can throw a snow ball
but where it lands after it leaves your hand
is up to the snowball.
- Get with nature, you granola ass bitch. [laughter]
[music]
- It is not just my feet that's big ladies.
[music]
Nice.
[music]
[laughter]
[funny sound] Damn it! Keep my head in the game
and my other head in my pants.
[laughter]
[door shuts]
- This will warm us straight up.
- Yeah
- Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Yeah.
- Shots fight! [laughter]
[music]
- What's that?
[music]
- Hey!
[laughter] - Sneak attack bitch. [laughter] Drink.
[music]
- Enjoy your drink, bitch. You're going to freeze my mouth.
[music]
[laughs] - Big foot has found his bride [laughs].
[music]
- Hey, look what I found.
- The pond is frozen, girl.
- These are snow skis, do you want to race?
- Yeah, I do.
[music]
- It's been a long time since you were an angel.
- It's been a long time since I was a side piece.
- I'm a player, I do not get played.
- So why do you you have shoots and ladders
tattooed on you ass?
[grunts]
[music]
- I will just tell her she passed out.
[music]
[loud burping]
- Ew!
You kissed Billy with that mouth?
- He kissed me. There is the difference.
- All he is going to kiss now is my ass.
- Oh... I did not know there was stanky ass hole
locked up in there, Gen with a G. I love it!
- I can't believe I have stayed
away from beef all these years.
- That wasn't beef, that was venison.
Hashtag Bambi, hashtag Rudolf,
hashtag it is what is for dinner. [laughs]
Enjoy your handful of grass,
it will settle your stomach.
[music]
[footsteps]
- Not this again.
- There is something in here though,
I just know it. Billy got this place awfully cheap.
He bought it from some woman a few years ago.
[scoffs] - Was that hoe's name Gen?
- No, somebody else.
- Well, he did something to get it cheap.
- At least, I will always have those cellphone
videos uploaded to the cloud.
- Gen, please tell me you did not upload
your personal relation video to the cloud,
did you use an unbreakable password?
- Password?
- That is what I am talking about.
- Yeah, I used the word password for my password.
- Oh no.
- It is a trick password. No hackers ever will
guess I used the word password for my password.
I am a genius.
- You are going to end up the
biggest internet porn star.
- Oh, that is sweet.
Forget all this, I need to
boil some of these thoughts out of my head.
Hot tub?
[music]
[water splashing] [giggles]
[laughter] - Oh fool, a deer.
Oh, I am getting
hungry again.
- As in I am going to throw up.
- If you throw up, I am going to give you a tinnie
twister. You are going to feel like you are in
7th grade again.
[throws up]
- Oh god, this is worse than kindergarten.
[throws up]
[music]
- And release the toxins through the stretch.
[music]
- Hey, I think it's working.
- Yes, and breath...
Hey, you know what else might help smooth
things out? [rattling sound]
- Those look a little dirty.
- Well, they are in dirt.
They are best when they sleep in mother Earth.
- I'll pass.
- Okay.
[rattling sound]
[laughs]
- Well, might as well go on a ride with you.
- Could you please wipe them off with napkin?
[music]
[footsteps]
[music]
- My skin is your skin.
[music]
- We are one Gen.
[music]
- My Gen is at the beginning of the cosmos.
Your Gen is at the end of the cosmos.
- The alpha and the omega.
- Yeah.
- We are one.
We are one.
[music]
- We are one. We are one.
We are one. We are one.
[music]
[growling]
- Daddy?
[growling]
[music]
[growling]
[music]
- I think that is my platty instructor.
[growls]
[laughter]
[growling]
- I guess I better try a little harder.
[music]
[laughter]
[music]
- My mouth tastes like an abandoned greenhouse.
I experienced photosynthesis.
- You are the only person I know who gets
smarter on drugs.
[vehicle approaching]
- What's that?
Did they clear the roads? I thought you said he
was tied up.
- He's supposed to be with electrical burn marks
on his balls.
- Well he's got extras.
All I know is that that man is hashtag D-E-A-D, dead.
- Sister, I am trained in conflict resolution.
Let's make an adult discourse with
our mutual oppressor. [funny sound]
- Bullshit.
- Wait.
- This is Rusty Lockwood
for the Deadly Ohio Podcast.
We're here, investigating the senseless
murder of 3 gorgeous women at the hands of
a vicious beast. That is what we are going
to find out tonight on the-
[grunts]
- That's not Billy.
- Who the hell are you?
- My name is Rusty, I am doing a podcast.
- A podcast?
- Yeah. I'm investigating a murder of a bunch
of councilors who were killed here in the 80s.
- What?
- This was the counselor's cabin.
And all this was tents for the girls.
They were picked off one by one. And they never
found the killer which comes as no surprise.
- Why?
- They say it was a beast behind the killings.
A vicious beast. [gasps]
- No, no. There are no such things as beasts,
only children of mother Earth.
- What? Like a bear?
- They say it was a Yeti.
- What is a Yeti?
- He is like Bigfoot's cousin or something.
- Bigfoot, Bigfeet, Bigfoot Eye, you are just
making shit up to scare me.
- Oh, It all make sense.
The cheap real estate,
the knocking, the screams.
- If I were you girls, I wouldn't
spend one more night here.
- We have already spent the night here,
and we got naked together.
- Well, at least, you can get out before tonight.
- What's tonight?
- Tonight is the night it all went down.
- Listen, you are not going to scare us
with your stories about snow big foot.
- Yeti.
[growling]
- Bigfoot!
- Yeti! [screaming]
[music]
- It's real, it is all real.
- Oh, your podcast just got huge.
- What? Oh yeah.
[music]
[glass scratching] [growling]
- Focus your chi.
[slaps]
- I am focused, I am focused.
- His chi is not so done, give him another one.
- You...
- I'm cool, I'm cool.
[growling] [glass scratching]
- It's too wide open here. Let's go
barricade ourselves and run away from here.
- So we get all in one place like a
free bean spicy? No way.
- I think she is right.
- Whatever, you guys are the ones
with the hairy legs.
- I forgot my razor. Let's go.
[window tapping] [ growling]
[music]
- It's in the cabin, are you recording?
- What? Oh yeah.
[music]
- Sounds like it's headed for one of the bedrooms.
[stairs creaking]
[music]
- Oh shit, that is my roller bag.
It sounds like my garment bag,
that's where I keep my... [tapping sounds]
- No, no, no.
[creaking stairs]
- I think you are going to need a new garment bag.
[music]
- It's on the move,
- I think we have established it is a he.
[music]
- I hear it's headed for the kitchen.
- Listen ladies, I can't believe I am going
to say this but I am going to run to the kitchen.
You two get to the front door, get out,
get the hell out of here and get help.
- I'll take the lead. - What? I am an influencer.
- It doesn't matter who goes first. We got
to get out of here.
- No, I am not going anywhere.
Look, I am not going to leave you here to fight
that creature alone.
[door opens]
[music]
- Is that Bigfoot opening a can of our beer?
Is that Bigfoot drinking a can of our beer?
[grunting]
- Did Billy send you? Are you working with Billy?
[growls]
- You are not taking that with you.
[grunting]
- Oh yes.
- My back.
- Wait, what?
- It's a mask!
- Well, fucking yeah, we can see that now but we
are drunk, high, and have eaten a lot of red meat.
What's your excuse?
- I would have gotten away with it, but
if it wasn't for you meddling snow babes.
[music]
- You know what? Take Billy's things for a crap,
I don't care what happens to it.
It's a pair of panties, whatever. I don't care what
happens to it. I don't care what happens to him.
Wait, you are weird.
- You know, you did try to protect us
once you stopped all that girly screaming. Gen.
- Rusty, nice to meet you.
Hey, you're not going to let that creeper
walk away with that World Series ring, are you?
- How did you know there was a World Series ring?
[music]
- We have to talk.
[music]
- Gen, there is something I need to tell you.
I am not a podcaster,
- Oh, thank god.
- Well, I am a baseball podcaster but...
- Oh, so you knew this was Billy Fosters' cabin?
-Yeah. When my sister was younger, she used to
come up here and hook up with him.
- So did you do all this to steal from him so that
you could get back at him for
screwing your sister?
- No, I don't care about that. She is one of them
baseball hoes anyway.
[gasps]
No offense, I heard on the radio Billy
was stuck in the snow storm, so I came up here to
break in and steal some of his stuff
and sell it on Ebay.
- So what about the triple murders?
- I made all that up.
- You know, maybe next time
just try saying it's as best is?
- Gen you don't understand,
I am trying to tell you something.
I think I have feelings for you.
[grunts]
[camera shutters]
- Wow, hashtag queen,
hashtag bitch slap, hashtag glass jaw,
hashtag little bitch.
[music]
I am swearing off of men.
- I do not put gender labels on my emotions.
- Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Hot tub! [laughter]
[music]
[door opens]
[music]
[sniffs]
[sighs]
[sniffs]
- Come on brother, it will do you some good.
You got this.
[sniffs]
Brother, you are doing it wrong.
You got to tilt your head like this,
take a deep breath, clear out the sinuses and then
[sniffs] [sighs]
That's a boy. That's a boy.
Get a good scent of that rosemary and
sage on the back of the pallet.
[music]
♫ Today is gonna be a little something more.
♫ I've got a plan in mind a special thing in store.
♫ The light bulb is at my head says, 'get up and play'
♫ because you never feel this way.
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day
(it's my lucky day)
♫ Don't need a pot of gold.
♫ A rabbit's foot to be told.
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day, hey, hey.
[camera flickering]
♫ Slept in because I don't care
♫ and I didn't make the bed (didn't make the bed)
♫ Sip coffee on my couch, what can I do instead
(what can I do instead)
♫ Its only fun because, it is all okay.
♫ Because you will never feel this way.
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day.
♫ It's my lucky day, my lucky day
(It's my lucky day)
♫ Don't need a pot of gold,
♫ a rabbit's foot to be told,
♫ It's my lucky day It's my lucky day.
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day,
♫ (It's my lucky day, hey, hey)
♫ it's my lucky day
♫ It's my lucky day
♫ Don't need a pot of gold,
♫ A rabbit's foot or to be told
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day.
♫ It's my lucky day,
♫ it's my lucky day
♫ Don't need a pot of gold,
♫ a rabbit's foot or to be told
♫ It's my lucky day, it's my lucky day.
♫ It's my lucky day.
[music]
[END]