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（勝利不是全部，求勝心才是）

2
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（阿諾帕瑪）

3
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（高球唯一的對手是自己）

4
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（我的對手永遠是最強）

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（朗尼霍金斯）

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歡迎回到北加州

7
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蒙特利半島風景優美的海岸線

8
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第126屆美國公開賽最後一天

9
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現在才收看的觀眾

10
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你錯過高球史上最戲劇化的四天

11
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從朗尼霍金斯開始

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凱文，這個人你還能說什麼？

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他是帶著骨折手在打球

14
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高登費斯今天以三桿落後開局

15
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現在在會館休息

16
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以一桿領先蘭斯霍金斯

17
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以兩桿領先老霍金斯

18
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他只能等著看

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自己會不會成為兩屆冠軍

20
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還是跟他們其中一人進行延長賽

21
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好耶

22
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羅傑莫比在旁邊…

23
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加油，蘭斯

24
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拚下去

25
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抱歉，那是我兄弟

26
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你認識其中一位球員？

27
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我是蘭斯霍金斯的教練

28
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他是我的麻吉

29
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她完全不懂高爾夫

30
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真的嗎？

31
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我是藥廠業務員

32
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我們是贊助廠商

33
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好喔

34
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我兄弟這一洞打出小鳥

35
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直接進到延長賽

36
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知道什麼意思嗎？

37
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鏘鏘鏘

38
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數錢囉

39
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我支持朗尼霍金斯

40
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不行

41
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他在跟兒子史詩級對決

42
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很莎士比亞

43
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別說了

44
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這張桌安靜一點

45
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抱歉，算了

46
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你們該結帳，好嗎？

47
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來看高爾夫球賽

48
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拚了

49
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圓石灘第18洞

50
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難度極高的開球

51
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左邊一路都是水

52
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球必須打進球道

53
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這球打得很漂亮

54
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他兩桿就能上果嶺

55
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這會給他爸朗尼很大壓力

56
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乾脆在這一洞打出老鷹

57
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現在就贏一贏

58
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這小鬼很囂張吧？

59
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珊，我的手又在流血

60
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幫我包紮

61
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我們開始吧

62
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（美國高爾夫協會）

63
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這才叫開球

64
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人稱他叫高球鷹雄

65
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《高球鷹雄》

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世上最強的高球手

67
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看看你

68
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在享受陽光嗎？

69
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感覺我應得的

70
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我明天簽完麥克硬檸檬的合約

71
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我們就出發去里約熱內盧

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巴黎

73
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只要沒有高爾夫就好，拜託

74
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拜託老天爺

75
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你真的很拚命

76
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我很為你感到驕傲

77
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你的努力都值得

78
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謝謝，感覺真好

79
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知道還有什麼感覺很好嗎？

80
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看到我康復？

81
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我這整個星期一秒都沒看高爾夫

82
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蘭斯跟朗尼都沒看

83
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也沒看我的新生意夥伴高登

84
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感覺好快樂

85
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史黛西，我希望你是最快樂的女人

86
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你的快樂是撫慰我心靈的良藥

87
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面對死亡讓我反思生命

88
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我再也無法壓抑自己的感情

89
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史黛西葛倫威爾霍金斯

90
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你願意嫁給我嗎？

91
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瑞福，天啊，這太傻了

92
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瑞福，真的嗎？

93
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我希望你考慮一下

94
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這是我唯一的要求

95
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你好可愛

96
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這個…

97
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有感覺到嗎，爸？

98
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有點風

99
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可能要換大一號球桿

100
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輕輕揮桿，避開風

101
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你的伎倆沒用，兒子

102
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你心理戰贏不了

103
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心態在戰場上千錘百鍊的男人

104
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-漂亮
-停…

105
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朗尼霍金斯面臨幾乎不可能推進的

106
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老鷹球推桿

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他會進到延長賽

108
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然後贏得比賽

109
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他可能落後四桿需要一桿進洞

110
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他也能做到

111
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在說鷹雄嗎？

112
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對，我在說鷹雄

113
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真是不簡單

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我有個故事

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是在講加州猶巴城的小男孩

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朗尼霍金斯

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不是他

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這是另一個男孩

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一個被母親拋棄的男孩

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搬到城市的另一頭

121
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跟不同的爸爸開始新的家庭

122
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這個沒有母親的男孩很努力

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他是標槍選手

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標槍？

125
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對，他成為標槍的州冠軍

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猶巴城已經有家鄉的驕傲

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這個男孩離開家鄉

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有一天

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他看到一個穿細帶比基尼的正妹

130
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這個男孩沒有什麼女人緣

131
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他走到她面前直接問她

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你願意嫁給我嗎？

133
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她說願意

134
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他們過著幸福的生活

135
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他買一間漂亮的房子給她

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她做了什麼？

137
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她離開他

138
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她走到那個高爾夫球場

139
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三更半夜全身脫光光

140
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跟這個男孩同父異母的哥哥

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搞到天亮

142
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奧斯華

143
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朗尼霍金斯

144
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是這個人同父異母的哥哥

145
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朗尼還上過他老婆

146
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太爽了

147
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老鷹…

148
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老鷹…

149
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大霧從太平洋滾滾飄來

150
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籠罩蒙特利半島

151
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我們回到五桿洞第18洞的果嶺

152
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蘭斯和朗尼霍金斯將決定

153
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這場賽事要如何進行

154
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爸，等你到長青巡迴賽

155
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幫我跟維傑和約翰戴利

156
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還有其他過氣球員打聲招呼

157
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我會

158
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你要先幫我做件事

159
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什麼事？

160
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我要你享受這一推

161
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不看球那招

162
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他進了

163
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不可思議

164
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朗尼霍金斯可能迫使高登費斯

165
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進到延長賽

166
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我們剛剛目睹什麼？

167
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打蛋蛋

168
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打蛋蛋

169
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朗尼霍金斯

170
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蘭斯霍金斯想贏得美國公開賽

171
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就必須推進這一桿

172
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你相信嗎？

173
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高登費斯、蘭斯霍金斯

174
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還有朗尼霍金斯

175
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明天早上十點將進行三人延長賽

176
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明天見

177
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我從沒見過這種事

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（頭條新聞）

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史黛西，親愛的

180
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看樣子蘭斯、朗尼和高登

181
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明天要打延長賽

182
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應該會很精采

183
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我說過不看高爾夫

184
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好，親愛的，我相信你

185
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天啊，這比我想的還要大

186
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對啊，這是第18洞

187
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算是經典的洞

188
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不是

189
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我是說這一刻，不是球場

190
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我想他會喜歡這裡

191
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,375
天啊，不敢相信我們在做這種事

192
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老實說，我還是覺得很矛盾

193
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那是牙齒嗎？

194
00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,583
那絕對是牙齒

195
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還有骨頭之類的

196
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天啊

197
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要撒均勻一點

198
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還以為他們會把他燒到精光

199
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我知道這應該是溫馨的時刻

200
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這真的很噁心

201
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好了

202
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他在這裡

203
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他在我身上

204
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快點，鷹鷹

205
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糟糕，有人來了

206
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哪裡？該死

207
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再見，爸

208
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快點

209
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就是這裡

210
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天啊

211
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天啊

212
00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,750
這就是案發現場

213
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我現在超想要

214
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下面像蟬一樣嗡嗡叫

215
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天啊

216
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快點

217
00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,750
我脫不掉襯衫

218
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,333
快脫掉

219
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來了

220
00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:09,250
好痛，什麼東西？

221
00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,166
什麼？

222
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,541
痛什麼？

223
00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,875
看起來像牙齒

224
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我看看

225
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看起來…這是牙齒

226
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天啊

227
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有東西刺到我的背

228
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閉嘴，拿出你的鷹鵰

229
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是，太太

230
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我一定會給你看我的生殖器官

231
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好

232
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天啊，我好醉

233
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好醉

234
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等一下

235
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怎樣？

236
00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,375
就等一下

237
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等什麼？

238
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-什麼？
-我不行

239
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什麼不行？

240
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000
我愛我老婆

241
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天啊，你能晚點再愛她

242
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現在要嘿咻

243
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,791
我知道，我還是愛史黛西

244
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:50,833
再說你剛剛把靴子丟出去

245
00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,958
我就射在褲子上

246
00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,583
-好爛
-好，來

247
00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:56,500
爛死了

248
00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:57,416
奧莉薇

249
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,708
天啊，安東，糟了

250
00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,250
-鞋子還我
-別管鞋子

251
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,250
完蛋了

252
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,416
快跳

253
00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:07,500
奧莉薇，你在這裡嗎？

254
00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:14,500
奧莉薇

255
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:28,916
你想幹麼？

256
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:30,750
我想幹麼？

257
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,250
你怎麼不來看我比賽？

258
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,958
-我很忙
-忙整個星期？

259
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,916
我現在進到三人延長賽

260
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,083
跟高登和爸

261
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,000
好棒，希望你們玩得開心

262
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,166
我要去收拾行李

263
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,750
等等，媽，好痛，媽

264
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:42,750
你沒聽到嗎？

265
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,083
我們明天要比賽

266
00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:46,708
看誰能贏美國公開賽

267
00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:49,375
我才不管誰贏美國公開賽

268
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,458
我累了，蘭斯

269
00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,916
我受夠你跟朗尼

270
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,125
還有你們的鬼話

271
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,541
媽，賭城的事我很抱歉，好嗎？

272
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,833
我不抱歉，好在我有去

273
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:58,875
我才發現

274
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,166
我不想再當高爾夫老婆

275
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,208
也不想當高爾夫媽媽

276
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,833
你才讓高登費斯當

277
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,500
開茶的新代言人？

278
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,541
我賣掉了，好嗎？

279
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,458
我是富婆

280
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:13,833
很歡迎你來看我跟瑞福

281
00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:17,291
我們很快會買一棟新豪宅

282
00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,083
爸現在狀態超好

283
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,083
拜託

284
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,500
他看起來簡直無敵

285
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,875
你應該看看他今天的盲推

286
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,583
三個巨嬰假裝成男人去打球

287
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,333
想把球打進洞

288
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,500
好好想想這句話，蘭斯

289
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,916
這個遊戲很白痴

290
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,125
你不懂

291
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,541
我不懂什麼？

292
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,583
媽

293
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,125
賭城那件事之後

294
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,541
那些人就一直威脅要殺我

295
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,125
你在說什麼？

296
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,708
撲克賭局那些人

297
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,333
我欠他們四百萬

298
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:55,208
他們說我明天沒贏

299
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,208
他們真的會殺掉我

300
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,125
什麼？

301
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,916
天啊

302
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,291
你認真的嗎？

303
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,250
你現在要去跟你爸說

304
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,958
他不會聽我的

305
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,958
他現在一心要贏，媽

306
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,666
他眼神有殺氣

307
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,125
動物腦根本聽不進去

308
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,791
至少不會聽我的

309
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,750
你要我去跟他說？

310
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,625
不是

311
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,041
我不知道

312
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,041
乾脆讓他贏算了

313
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,541
天啊

314
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,708
隨便啦，他那麼想贏

315
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,125
他才不管

316
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,041
反正我的人生都毀了

317
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,708
還有什麼差？

318
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:37,791
好，聽我說

319
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,000
我會處理這件事

320
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,125
這是最後一次

321
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,208
這件事結束後

322
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,166
你真的要去看醫生

323
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,083
你在這裡啊，你去哪裡？

324
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,291
害我擔心起來

325
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,333
我出去走走

326
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,458
穿一隻鞋？

327
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:59,125
對，穿一隻鞋練一下足弓

328
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:00,916
你背上那是什麼？

329
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,833
什麼東西？

330
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:04,791
等一下，有東西黏在你皮膚上

331
00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,208
好噁心，像是腳趾之類的

332
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:09,791
腳趾？給我看看

333
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,041
-拿去
-好噁

334
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,750
真的是腳趾或手指的骨頭

335
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,666
你有殺人嗎？

336
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,541
糟了，史黛西

337
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,458
你怎麼知道？

338
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,083
敲門聲，她都這樣敲門

339
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,333
史黛西

340
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,666
我們要談談蘭斯的事

341
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,916
那小子狀況很好

342
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,250
明天大概會打敗我

343
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,791
我開玩笑的，應該不會

344
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,000
他很有天分

345
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,375
朗尼，拜託不用了

346
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,583
好，我先說

347
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:40,500
這是大事

348
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,416
什麼事？

349
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,666
大概一小時前我在第18洞果嶺

350
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,958
跟奧莉薇佛洛伊

351
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,458
安東的老婆

352
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:49,083
她身材很豐滿，長得又甜美

353
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,666
我知道奧莉薇佛洛伊是誰

354
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,916
當然知道

355
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,833
我們在高爾夫球場超級想要

356
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,750
她是美女，真的很正

357
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,750
對

358
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,291
她騎在我身上

359
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,916
準備給我看她的咪咪

360
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,458
你還記得的話

361
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,625
她的咪咪可是世界級的

362
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,291
咪咪

363
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,666
像是咪咪界的披頭四

364
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,625
波波洶湧

365
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,250
你從音樂角度來看咪咪…

366
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,833
我沒時間聽你廢話

367
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,000
你到底想說什麼？

368
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,041
她準備給我看她的咪咪

369
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,208
我突然想到

370
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,250
不行

371
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,333
我不想看那對咪咪

372
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:26,666
知道為什麼嗎？

373
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,708
不關我的事

374
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,041
我只想看

375
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:31,625
你的咪咪

376
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,541
我愛你，史黛西

377
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,625
我沒辦法不愛你

378
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,416
不只是你的咪咪，是全部

379
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,500
是整個人

380
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,041
我是認真的

381
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,625
你說完了嗎？

382
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,458
我…

383
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,416
說完了

384
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,541
你先坐下來一下

385
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,166
好啊

386
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,875
好，你愛我

387
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:54,833
對

388
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,958
你會照我說的做

389
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,250
什麼都行

390
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,666
直到永遠，無窮遠

391
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,000
只要你開口

392
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,833
我要你明天讓蘭斯贏

393
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,625
不行

394
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,333
你瘋了嗎？

395
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:10,541
這是大滿貫賽

396
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:11,708
他們會殺掉他，朗尼

397
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:12,666
誰會殺他？

398
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,125
壞人，黑手黨

399
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,625
俄羅斯黑幫，這有差嗎？

400
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,041
我去跟他們談

401
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,875
跟誰？我不知道這些人是誰

402
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,208
朗尼，你兒子有賭癮

403
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,500
他欠黑幫四百萬

404
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,458
他沒贏比賽

405
00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:30,708
他們就會殺掉他

406
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,458
那我贏把錢給他呢？

407
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,500
天啊，你沒救了

408
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,250
你是史上最爛的爸爸

409
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,375
我把我的舊球桿給他

410
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,208
我們有談心

411
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,041
父子倆一起

412
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,958
你應該要在場，史黛西

413
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,375
我們變得很熟，史黛西

414
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,375
討厭，你現在害我好想哭

415
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,500
朗尼霍金斯，如果你愛我

416
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,791
我是說真的愛我

417
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,708
你會讓我們的兒子贏

418
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,958
歡迎收看

419
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,458
第126屆美國公開賽特別節目

420
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,416
圓石灘高爾夫球場實況轉播

421
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750
現在是星期一早上

422
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,500
經過四天的高爾夫激戰

423
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,416
還是無法分出勝負

424
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,000
現在三人將在延長賽決勝

425
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:20,916
高登費斯

426
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,958
蘭斯霍金斯

427
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,208
朗尼霍金斯

428
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,500
都在前往第17洞開球區

429
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,291
準備打完最後兩洞

430
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,083
兒子，我跟你媽聊過

431
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,791
她說你有點麻煩，說溜嘴

432
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,208
別擔心，爸，我搞定了

433
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,875
她只是反應太誇張吧？

434
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,583
這不關你的事，爸

435
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,208
現在是家人團聚嗎？

436
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,541
你要禁足蘭斯還是要打球？

437
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:46,250
（朗尼）

438
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,791
我們的飛機是幾點？

439
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,708
史黛西？

440
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:49,708
兩點半

441
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,708
我是朗尼

442
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,708
今天要打延長賽你們還要離開

443
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,708
其他人都去球場

444
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,375
害你跟蘭斯過得這麼辛苦

445
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,666
我們沒事吧？

446
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,750
要看你怎麼定義沒事

447
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,500
我們沒事

448
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,375
他是好孩子

449
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,750
你是好媽媽

450
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:06,666
感覺怎麼樣？

451
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,333
感覺很好，看起來很棒

452
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,666
我們能回到一家人，史黛西

453
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,166
一起去度假

454
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,250
我們能去卡斯巴德洞窟

455
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,250
養隻狗

456
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,166
想想看

457
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,125
我們能去太空總署博物館看…

458
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,166
我做不到

459
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,708
不好意思，能掉頭嗎？

460
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,916
要做什麼？

461
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,666
瑞福，我要陪在他身邊

462
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,583
誰？

463
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,541
人遇到逆境

464
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,708
要越挫越勇

465
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,583
一次不成功

466
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:36,541
再試一次

467
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,416
沒什麼能遮蔽內心散發的光芒

468
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,250
瑪雅安傑盧

469
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,958
成為你想看到的改變

470
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:48,291
你們的勵志名言快講完了嗎？

471
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,041
感覺在看女人家的脫口秀

472
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,333
還有幾句

473
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,916
走歪路的人

474
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,416
人生也會歪掉

475
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,416
好戲上場

476
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,333
加油，寶貝

477
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,500
加油

478
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,333
好耶

479
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:13,250
接住

480
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,416
糟糕，靠

481
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,666
珊，你是好桿弟

482
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,875
可惜接不住東西

483
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,208
不勞無獲

484
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,375
手還骨折

485
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,125
我乾脆把另一隻手也打斷

486
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,583
你不需要

487
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:42,125
我們來到第18洞

488
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,708
三人不分軒輊

489
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,000
朗尼霍金斯先上場

490
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,375
大家好

491
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,541
那些人怎麼看起來很眼熟？

492
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,250
糟了，是賭城撲克賭局的人

493
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,750
他們來這裡幹麼？

494
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,458
他們大概只是球迷

495
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,875
穿黑色皮衣？

496
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,000
你知道我愛皮衣

497
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,250
你最愛

498
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,583
聽好，我們在第18洞

499
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:04,666
盡量別讓球大偏左

500
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,000
我開球絕不會大偏左，珊

501
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,333
我們叫…小左曲

502
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,750
有什麼差別？

503
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:14,166
技術差的球手會打出大左曲

504
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,666
像我這種高手會打小左曲

505
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,875
這可能是錦標賽級高球

506
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,458
最難的最後一洞開球

507
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:22,791
小傢伙

508
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,250
現在照我說的做

509
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,833
小球球

510
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,208
直直走中間呦

511
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,125
糟糕，這球往左勾

512
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,500
這球要飛到卡梅爾灣

513
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,916
右邊，往右邊…

514
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,833
幹

515
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,666
球停在岩石上算他走運

516
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,541
找得到球算他運氣好

517
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,125
能再打一次就算他人品好

518
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,833
能開快一點嗎？

519
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,291
馬上就到，太太

520
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,291
好

521
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,916
那個左曲偏得真小，朗尼

522
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,750
那是大左曲，珊

523
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,791
有一洞千萬不能打出大左曲

524
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,500
就是圓石灘的第18洞

525
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:16,333
你這小混蛋，我叫你直直走

526
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,875
你是哪裡聽不懂？

527
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,166
這很好笑嗎？

528
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,916
這是在演喜劇嗎？不是

529
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,125
這是生意

530
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,083
老鷹，你還好嗎？

531
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,666
我剛剛第二桿打上果嶺

532
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,166
打得很棒

533
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,041
距離洞口大概120公分

534
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,708
需要我幫你叫搜救隊嗎？

535
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,833
去吃大便啦

536
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:39,791
記住現在是加州海獅的交配季

537
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,208
我看到一群年輕雄海獅

538
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,958
牠們盯著你的屁股看

539
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,500
好像看到一塊牛腩排

540
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,541
小心點

541
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,416
那是牠們的問題，不是我

542
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,458
我喜歡，你還在硬撐

543
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,541
可惡

544
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,666
我做了什麼？

545
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,208
我做了什麼，珊？

546
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,916
我現在有點餓

547
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,208
我不餓

548
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,666
知道我現在想吃什麼嗎？

549
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,541
奇利斯的西南風味春捲

550
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,750
你在說什麼？

551
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,625
你知道，那很好吃

552
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,500
珊，我搞砸了

553
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,416
我輸了

554
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,291
我要我的小豬豬回來

555
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,083
我要我的小豬豬回來

556
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,750
我要我的小豬豬回來

557
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,458
我要我的小豬豬回來

558
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:27,208
奇利斯

559
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,333
碳烤豬肋排

560
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,958
奇利斯碳烤豬肋排

561
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,958
奇利斯碳烤豬肋排

562
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,625
奇利斯碳烤豬肋排

563
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,041
烤肉醬

564
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,958
珊，你這個小滑頭

565
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,000
害我在全國電視台唱給全世界聽

566
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:50,208
很好，讓他們看什麼叫神

567
00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,875
-天啊
-小心，沒事吧？

568
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,166
-我沒事
-那就好

569
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,416
好，小心點

570
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,458
太棒了

571
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,458
不可能

572
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,333
我們剛剛見證高球史上

573
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,250
最偉大的一球

574
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,583
他到底是怎麼做到？

575
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625
不好意思，請讓一下

576
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,000
珊，我需要新的馬基高二號鐵桿

577
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,250
還有叫獸醫來幫我接回手

578
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,541
好，沒問題

579
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,916
打得漂亮，朗尼

580
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,125
沒錯

581
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:16,333
這球超級漂亮，高登

582
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,333
這支送給你愛的人

583
00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:20,500
超棒的紀念品

584
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,791
車開近一點

585
00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:35,250
好像這個下午還嫌不夠戲劇化

586
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:39,166
大霧再一次滾滾飄來圓石灘

587
00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:41,416
我們只能等著看

588
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,166
這會如何影響決賽選手

589
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,791
他們都前往第18洞果嶺

590
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,333
前右象限

591
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,791
前左象限

592
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,208
後右和後左

593
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,083
各位

594
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,583
我能這樣耗一整天

595
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:11,541
遲早會磨光你們的耐性

596
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,333
高登，你快要搞砸

597
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,958
費斯這一桿失誤太致命

598
00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:31,041
這幾乎等同宣告贏球無望

599
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,208
糟糕

600
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,916
運氣不好，高登

601
00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:42,375
爸

602
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,166
不管發生什麼事

603
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:47,875
我愛你

604
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,916
只是想讓你知道，萬一…

605
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,708
算了

606
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,583
當我沒說

607
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,166
（老刀牌）

608
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,708
蘭斯霍金斯這一推桿

609
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:47,541
繼續給他父親壓力

610
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,541
朗尼必須推進這一桿

611
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,708
才能繼續留在這場延長賽

612
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,416
繼續在圓石灘奮戰

613
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,833
保住他贏得大滿貫的機會

614
00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,333
他沒進，這場比賽就結束

615
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,541
蘭斯霍金斯將會是

616
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:05,541
第126屆美國公開賽冠軍

617
00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,083
兒子，我要推進這一桿

618
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,666
做你該做的事

619
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,583
朗尼霍金斯經歷過相同的狀況

620
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,875
他心裡在想什麼？

621
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,458
蘭斯

622
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,458
蘭斯

623
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,125
爸

624
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:54,875
蘭斯

625
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:59,166
我能推進那一桿嗎？

626
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,041
你推進那一桿

627
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:03,125
我會是世上最驕傲的兒子

628
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,875
我愛你，兒子

629
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,666
我也愛你，爸

630
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,541
抱歉，兒子，我要推進這一桿

631
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,833
做你該做的事，爸

632
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:16,750
太好了

633
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,416
歡迎加入球王行列，孩子

634
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:21,666
太好了

635
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,708
太棒了

636
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,583
我故意沒進的

637
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:34,916
我故意沒進

638
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,458
爸，打得好

639
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,666
我故意沒進，兒子

640
00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,000
我騙你的

641
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,458
沒人要殺我

642
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,333
什麼？

643
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,750
謝謝你的票，蘭斯

644
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,416
這是心理戰，爸

645
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,166
你教我的

646
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,041
我要想辦法影響你

647
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,291
你騙我？

648
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,500
你用我的方法打敗我

649
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,291
你用我的高招打敗我

650
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,166
你用我的高招打敗我

651
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,666
天啊，你這個…

652
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:21,958
瑞福，很抱歉我不能嫁給你

653
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,833
我愛那個男人

654
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,083
我兒子蘭斯霍金斯

655
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,125
美國公開賽冠軍

656
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,291
去死吧，朗尼霍金斯

657
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:48,291
糟了

658
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,958
那是完美的標槍投擲

659
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,125
姿勢優美

660
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,333
還有桿弟接得好

661
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,541
寶貝

662
00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:08,708
天啊，不敢相信我接住

663
00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:12,666
我超愛高爾夫

664
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,000
王者的運動

665
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:16,916
珊，接得真好

666
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,250
你救了我的命

667
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,916
這是桿弟的工作

668
00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:31,625
我好愛你

669
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,291
你讓我好驕傲

670
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,541
那要是40碼衝刺

671
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,041
你的時間會不到兩秒

672
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,333
哇靠

673
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,375
你應該去參加美式足球選秀

674
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,666
我超快的

675
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,000
快到不行

676
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,333
-看看你
-看我

677
00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,916
老是讓我驚呆

678
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,416
大哥，這太扯了

679
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,958
（一個月後）

680
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,541
（沃爾瑪）

681
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,041
我不懂的是

682
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,125
你的蠢手怎麼又打石膏？

683
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,833
我要重新接回去

684
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:09,166
結果感染沒癒合好

685
00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:12,166
只好從第一次接的地方重接回去

686
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,000
後來變成壞疽開始流湯

687
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,000
有一段時間

688
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,583
裡面還有蜘蛛蛋

689
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:22,208
就像夏綠蒂的網

690
00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,041
然後我去找手外科醫生

691
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,375
他想把手切掉

692
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,875
我拚老命保住手

693
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,041
重新接回來變成這樣

694
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,583
蘭斯，贏得美國公開賽

695
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,458
打敗自己的父親心情如何？

696
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:37,041
老實說，心情很複雜

697
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:40,333
我希望我們兩個都能贏

698
00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:41,541
你知道

699
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:42,666
我贏了

700
00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:44,541
你會花點時間休息

701
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,250
享受這個歷史性的勝利嗎？

702
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,208
其實我們會趁他在休養期間

703
00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:51,041
一起去國內公路旅行

704
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,958
我們會去卡斯巴德洞窟

705
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,708
還有太空總署博物館

706
00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,375
你還能打球嗎？

707
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,791
你信不信

708
00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,541
他們邀請我擔任明年萊德盃隊長

709
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:01,583
-什麼？
-對

710
00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:02,500
天啊

711
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,333
他們不會讓這隻頂級掠食者

712
00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:05,416
離開高爾夫球場

713
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,416
-你知道
-沒錯

714
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,916
經歷大大小小的跌撞挫折

715
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,583
一堆波折跟鳥事

716
00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:13,458
-美食最療癒
-最療癒

717
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,041
-沒錯
-每次都會

718
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:15,958
每次都會

719
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:18,333
這次經驗在很多方面

720
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:20,083
讓我們的感情變得更好

721
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:24,166
我們才發現我們有很多共同點

722
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,500
四盒牛奶？

723
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,583
都酸掉

724
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,291
起司球、酒、餅乾？

725
00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:32,166
我沒辦法這樣生活下去

726
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,583
抱歉，我沒聽清楚

727
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:36,833
我是說不管怎麼說

728
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,083
知道我們這麼挺對方感覺很棒

729
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:45,000
很遺憾你輸掉美國公開賽，朗尼

730
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:46,833
真是太扯

731
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,125
對啊

732
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,333
情況就會完全不一樣

733
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:57,125
不過你故意沒進那一桿是對的

734
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,166
你是故意沒進的吧？

735
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,375
要吃醃黃瓜嗎？

736
00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:42,375
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