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-等一下，你想救母親？
-沒錯

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不對，我們有計畫

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計畫是先救你，然後殺掉母親

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-我要改變計畫
-已經變了，不能一變再變

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誰能告訴我到底發生什麼事了嗎？

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說來話長，而且很奇怪

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我聽簡短版就好

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退休鎮胡搞瞎搞

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好，簡短版就是
有個叫愛德華的男人闖進我家

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跟我說牆壁裡有貓頭鷹

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怎麼了？

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全都亂了，你在哪裡？

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退休鎮的僻路，認真，怎麼了？

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問題大了

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我做了有點魯莽的事，現在麻煩大了

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意思是？

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我綁架了母親

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你什麼？

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嘿，我在拯救世界
不需要你這種口氣

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…晚上去了他家…

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好，到社區中心

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週年慶那裡沒開，我們在那裡碰面

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等等…誰是「我們」？

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現在變成團體計畫了

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下線

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好，我一定…可惡

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然後亞特偷了洗衣廂型車

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那可不

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我有一個好消息和壞消息

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瓦利抓走了母親

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是喔？

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是的，我要他在社區中心跟我們會合

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亞特

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計畫變變變，大家坐穩了

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我幾小時前巡房的時候，母親還在

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瓦利帶她一定還沒走遠…

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-閉嘴
-好

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山姆庫柏那幫不良老年
把他劫出了莊園

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他們正在逃亡

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先別擔心
我已經派了最厲害的人手…

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我已經派了最厲害的人手顧著大門

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誰都休想逃出退休鎮

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而在此同時呢…

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在此同時，我們必須維持表象

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我要演講，而我們要去…

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我不在乎什麼演講

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或是山姆庫柏

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母親才是最重要的

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我一定會找到她

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你必須相信我

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我們還不夠忍耐嗎？

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別擔心，親愛的

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時間站在我們這邊

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《怪奇退休鎮》

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大家好

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你們好啊

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哈囉

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唉唷喂啊

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人好多

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哈囉

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好

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不行…

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低調是重點

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不是那邊

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多謝各位在這個意外寒冷的晚上出席

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我們把手腳藏得好好的
不要讓任何人…

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不好意思，先生，兩位要去哪裡？

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我和我太太只是在享受節慶氣氛

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夫人有名字嗎？

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對，當然，她有名字

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她叫阿花

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你看起來很忙

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來吧，慎慎，我們去別的地方

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我需要跟老闆說話

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我們應該可以在這裡安全等瓦利過來

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感覺很不保險

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最好不要引人注意

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對

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那張桌子底下有失物招領箱

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如果有人不想那麼顯眼的話

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爸…

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你還好吧？

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爸？

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怎麼了？

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她來了

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嘿，抱歉我們遲到了

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所以廢話不多說

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我很榮幸向各位介紹今天的主角

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你們都認識他
也都很愛他，我就很愛他

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我們的執行長兼小帥哥布藍蕭

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哈囉，謝謝各位
多謝你們，大家太客氣了

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我很榮幸歡迎各位
來到退休鎮的75週年慶

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週年慶讓我們有機會去反省過去

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並且計畫未來

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羅伯特布朗寧說得好：
「最好的尚未到來」

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其實那…

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其實那是謊話

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原話的整句是

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「和我一起變老」

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「最好的尚未到來」

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那又是一句謊話

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在充滿不確定的宇宙中
唯一確定的是

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萬事萬物都有盡頭

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時間是夜裡的小偷

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偷走我們的青春、歡樂、愛情

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不斷地折損我們

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直到最後只剩下塵土

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但在這裡不是如此

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退休鎮是一座堡壘

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在黑暗中閃耀的要塞

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退休鎮是用磚塊石頭砌成的承諾

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說著：「最好的不會來」

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「最好的就是此時」

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「此地」

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「互相陪伴」

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我們必須把她帶去安全的地方
遠離退休鎮

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我們得要帶她去看醫師
她看起來不太健康

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我就是醫師

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-那我們的計畫呢？
-你想殺她？

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這個嘛，已經不想殺了

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-她是奇蹟
-她在吃粉筆

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她的血是關鍵

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給我，親愛的

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她的血是治癒疾病的關鍵

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來，這個給你

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不再有疾病、不再有痛苦

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不再有死亡

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所以每個人都能長生不老？

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奇蹟是要付出代價的

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對，那誰要付出代價？你嗎？

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你嗎？

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人們很容易沉溺於假設性的問題

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因為不是你的病患只剩下幾週的性命

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不是你的丈夫即將死於愛滋病

135
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不是你自己的細胞正在攻擊你

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布藍和他聽話的員工
發現了青春之泉

137
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而現在我要拿來用，好嗎？

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我會用來做好事，釐清治療的方法

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我會釐清真能把人治好的方法

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那些人…

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我們必須幫助她

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好，太好了，終於有人懂了

143
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我們要怎麼把她偷渡出去？

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不對，她不要那樣

145
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-你怎麼知道？
-她告訴我的

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她在跟你說話？

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在我的腦海裡

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她想要什麼，山姆？

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她想死

150
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我們必須帶她去亞特的洞穴

151
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那是她出生的地方

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她的孩子一直在為這一刻做準備

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為了她的結束

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一定要在那裡，就是現在

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絕對不行

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這是她的選擇

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不行，我絕對不會讓她死

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瓦利，我懂

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有很多事要消化，這樣要求也更過分

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00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:12,625
但布藍不會停止把退休鎮
當成他私人的自助餐

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他以為沒人會在乎老人

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就連老人自己都不在乎

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我們必須證明他是錯的

164
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,250
我們必須表明立場

165
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為了母親
為了退休鎮、為了每個人

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傑克也可以得到正義

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我們可以成為英雄，撥亂反正

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就放手讓她走吧

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不要

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瓦利

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我做不到、我不願意

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我們必須這樣做

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我不想死，芮妮

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我知道，親愛的

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我都知道

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哪怕是我有一刻覺得

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永遠折磨那個老太太能夠解救你

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我也肯定會站在你這一邊

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但事實不是這樣

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是啦，可是…

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那樣我會是活著

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但那樣你就不會是…

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你

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所以讓我現在就解救你

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趁現在還有時間

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好吧…

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就這樣吧

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00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,291
但我做鬼一定會纏著你

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我希望你會

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-永遠纏著你喔
-好啊

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山姆，我們支持你

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-我們要怎麼去那個洞穴？
-出口都被封住了

193
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我有個點子

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一、二、三

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慢著，烹飪教室底下有隧道？

196
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可以一路通到洞穴

197
00:12:03,416 --> 00:12:05,416
-好深
-要不要丟硬幣？

198
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,458
在我們下去之前
你有沒有什麼事忘了說？

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00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:09,916
沒有…等等

200
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:12,583
對，瓦利抽了一些我的腦脊髓液

201
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,791
還有芮妮把車子砸到翰克身上

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大概就這樣

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-哈囉！有人在家嗎？
-糟糕，是布藍

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00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,958
快去隧道，我來拖延時間

205
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你憑什麼可以做犧牲小我的事？

206
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,500
先講先贏

207
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,000
有人在家嗎？

208
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:33,791
-快進去
-對，幫我扶母親

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00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,791
-我陪你一起留下來
-來，拿著

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我們帶母親下去…

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我們知道你們在這裡頭！

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00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,791
天啊，我會想知道
我剛剛踩到什麼了嗎？

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不知道比較好

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那你看茱蒂和亞特會沒事嗎？

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00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,208
我見過茱蒂生氣，我惹過茱蒂生氣

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相信我，布藍才是該擔心的人

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她怎麼了？

218
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她的孩子在底下那兒

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對，被布藍關在保全中心底下

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-她說我們必須救牠們
-我們救不了所有人

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那些是她的孩子，瓦利

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00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,875
裴茲和我可以去

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00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,250
為什麼是我們？

224
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,375
你知道牠們在哪裡

225
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,125
剛才當英雄的機會被茱蒂搶走
所以現在輪到你了

226
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,500
這也是原因之一

227
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,208
我們會救你的孩子

228
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,083
我保證

229
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,541
好，那我們在洞穴見

230
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,541
好，那我們呢？

231
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,916
我們往那裡走

232
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,875
好

233
00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:46,791
母親在哪裡？

234
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,833
誰的母親？你的母親？

235
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:52,000
你們把媽媽弄丟了？這樣很不酷喔

236
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,708
我知道了，我知道問題出在哪了

237
00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:57,250
你們的小冒險讓你們血脈賁張

238
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,625
攪亂了一池春水

239
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,833
覺得自己天下無敵，但可惜不是這樣

240
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:07,083
所以…告訴我，母親在哪裡？

241
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,916
你有去廚房先生看過嗎？

242
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,000
大家都愛廚房先生

243
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,708
好，大家全都深呼吸

244
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,500
冷靜下來，好嗎？

245
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,625
母親在哪裡？

246
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,125
你下地獄吧，布藍

247
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,166
你要幹嘛？

248
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:30,916
離她遠一點！

249
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,125
別碰她！

250
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,958
即使她對你做了那些事

251
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,541
你還是愛她

252
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,666
真甜蜜

253
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,250
茱蒂！

254
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,291
不用…不用擔心

255
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,583
刀子插在…

256
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,541
相對無害的腸子裡頭

257
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,958
她要花上快一天才會流血身亡

258
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,625
只要動個手術，或許切除一小段腸子

259
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,750
她就會跟新的一樣

260
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:15,291
所以呢…母親在哪裡？

261
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208
好吧，夠了

262
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,333
住手！

263
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,541
這下子有趣了

264
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:28,083
現在刀子距離一些重要的器官
只差了幾公釐

265
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:31,208
這下子可能需要動兩、三次手術

266
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,875
她會需要結腸造口袋

267
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,166
但我擔心的是內出血

268
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,125
不要

269
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,041
一小時內，她就會被自己的血淹死

270
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,208
你們為什麼要這樣做？

271
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,250
為什麼有人要做任何事？

272
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,500
為了愛

273
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,708
跟我說母親在哪裡

274
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,833
烤箱被拆了

275
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,250
他們在隧道裡

276
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,458
-他們要帶她去洞穴嗎？
-對！

277
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,666
茱蒂…我扶著你，寶貝

278
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,916
要去追其他人嗎？

279
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,416
不需要，去找保全
把人都叫去死巷那兒

280
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,208
帶上這兩個，以防需要談判籌碼

281
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,541
這裡沒人

282
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:27,791
幫我一把

283
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,041
小心

284
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,625
我扶著你，就是這樣

285
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,250
這裡好臭

286
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,166
牠們看著我們

287
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:54,333
是啊，因為好奇嘛

288
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,625
嘿，那是控制面板

289
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,208
沒用，打不開籠子

290
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,375
-好像需要鑰匙
-是啊

291
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,333
哈囉，小情侶

292
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,833
歡迎來到寒舍

293
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:21,208
世界上最大的隧道系統
是在迪士尼世界的底下

294
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,666
稱之為「公用事業走廊」

295
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,708
不對，那不是世界上最大的隧道系統

296
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:29,333
-明明就是
-不是，德拉瓦輸水道更大

297
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:30,750
但那不是公用隧道

298
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,416
你又沒說公用隧道，你說隧道

299
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,416
嘿，可以等我死了之後
再來辯論隧道問題嗎？

300
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,250
現在要往哪裡走？

301
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,583
-往那裡
-你確定嗎？

302
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,458
她很確定

303
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,083
搞什麼鬼？

304
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,666
-他們知道我們在這裡
-這是陷阱

305
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,083
不對，我們被趕集了

306
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,875
對，被趕進陷阱

307
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,250
八成是吧，但我們又有什麼選擇呢？

308
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,083
-那個…
-走吧

309
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,333
他一直都是這麼固執的混蛋嗎？

310
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,708
固執到你難以想像

311
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,750
慢點，等我啊

312
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,208
別激動，高手

313
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,041
我剛剛發生了小車禍
應該不太能打架

314
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,833
但我們還是甭試了，對吧？

315
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,458
你以前待過的那個樂團

316
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,166
叛客牛仔？

317
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,708
對，你們超屌的

318
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,125
-我不知道你是粉絲
-對啊

319
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,416
我想說我們當朋友會很棒

320
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,916
你知道嗎？像是好老鄉

321
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,250
但是當長官的人很難這樣做

322
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,666
當然

323
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,250
現在他們又把我的工作搶走

324
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,000
把我丟在這裡跟孩子一起
直到我變得能「見人」

325
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:06,333
是啦，但好歹布藍
也能幫你找個好一點的飯店房間吧

326
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,083
真的是這樣

327
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:17,750
說來我從在監獄工作
變成了住在監獄裡

328
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,250
拜布藍所賜

329
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,791
或許你可以幫我們

330
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,041
我幹嘛要幫你們？

331
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:35,500
因為沒有什麼比被人整了之後

332
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,583
再反整回去更爽的事了

333
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,000
去他的布藍

334
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,625
那你呢？

335
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:02,791
我？

336
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:06,416
我就讓時間做它最在行的事

337
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,458
一筆勾銷

338
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,000
確定這些東西
不會先把我們碎屍萬段嗎？

339
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,625
不確定

340
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,333
-沒人
-瓦利，幫我一下

341
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,875
好，你扶住她的手臂

342
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,125
不對，你的手臂

343
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:51,833
她要去哪裡？

344
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,250
那邊的椅子上

345
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,250
-好
-對，就是這兒

346
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,541
哈囉？誰的手有空嗎？

347
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,750
你還好嗎？

348
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,375
嘿？哈囉？

349
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,625
好，我來了

350
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,958
-好，等等，我來了
-嘿，太好了

351
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,500
各位，我們必須假設布藍正在趕來

352
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,958
一刻都不能浪費

353
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,291
我們可以開我的車去

354
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,750
開去哪裡？我們還是會被困在退休鎮

355
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,583
不對，我們要在這裡抵抗

356
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,958
抵抗？我們沒有任何武器

357
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,083
除非他們對中世紀現代風的裝潢過敏

358
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,291
-我們有武器
-這個不管用

359
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,333
很管用

360
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:31,458
我換了變壓器，擴大器不會過載了

361
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:34,250
我追加了一些線圈，增加光束的功率

362
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,000
電壓突波呢？

363
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,875
銀雲母電容

364
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,208
抱歉打斷你們父女的宅宅時光

365
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,500
但是壞人快要來了

366
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:48,458
那好，我們把這些電視搬到車庫
我有計畫

367
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,208
-好
-走

368
00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,208
好的

369
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,375
這招最好管用，山姆

370
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:24,958
嗨

371
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,333
有件事你們應該要知道

372
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:31,666
有嗎？

373
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,041
對，我只是…

374
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,625
我…

375
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:40,791
辭職了

376
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,333
歡迎來到退休鎮

377
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,583
望您享盡人生美好時光

378
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,958
快跑，快跑啊！

379
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,833
我們必須幫他們！

380
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,458
別過去！

381
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,500
我不玩了

382
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:52,083
我愛你

383
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:41,458
結束了嗎？

384
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:45,041
應該是吧

385
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:46,958
救命！

386
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,125
是茱蒂，救命！

387
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,166
-讓她躺著
-你沒事

388
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,500
好，我在這裡，寶貝

389
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,083
我在這裡，寶貝，誰快去報警啊

390
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,250
我手機沒電了

391
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,208
電視光束把電子裝置全燒壞了

392
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:06,416
可以給我毛巾嗎？
我需要毛巾，好，謝謝你

393
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,208
好，我要移開你的手
茱蒂，把手給我

394
00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:13,875
讓我把布移開，好嗎？
我需要看清楚狀況，好嗎？

395
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,125
好的

396
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:20,708
好，天啊

397
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,125
她需要送醫，我沒辦法…

398
00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:28,833
-那就送她去醫院
-我…

399
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,458
她沒時間了

400
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,166
不對…

401
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,916
-你先…
-不對…

402
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,208
-不！
-嘿

403
00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:41,208
加油，寶貝，我在這裡

404
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,416
哪都別去

405
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,875
留在我身邊，別走

406
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,583
記得…

407
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:53,916
那時我們帶孩子去大峽谷嗎？

408
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:58,000
我記得我們試著要去大峽谷

409
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:01,791
你害我們迷路

410
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,166
我知道我在哪裡

411
00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:10,666
我只是不知道怎麼去我們要去的地方

412
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:16,791
我們停在一座沒人的大湖旁

413
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,083
荒郊野外的

414
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:20,833
我們跳了進去

415
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,708
穿著衣服游泳

416
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,041
怪怪，那次你看起來好美

417
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,958
站在水裡，跟孩子們一起歡笑

418
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:37,958
那天很美好

419
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:43,625
我們始終沒能去大峽谷

420
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,791
不要…茱蒂，不要！

421
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,333
不要，茱蒂！

422
00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:53,791
加油啊，寶貝

423
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:55,333
加油啊，寶貝

424
00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:01,000
茱蒂

425
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,291
她想幹嘛？

426
00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:16,833
她想幫忙

427
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,500
嘿，亞特，沒事，你可以相信她

428
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,416
這真是奇蹟

429
00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:14,750
真是奇蹟

430
00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:25,083
我得要帶她去洞穴，趁現在

431
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:26,791
好

432
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:37,375
-小心
-我來

433
00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:39,375
好

434
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,416
快好了，一、二…慢慢來

435
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,875
-很好
-我跟你一起去

436
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,458
-她說我必須自己去
-我不管她說什麼

437
00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:51,916
-你是我爸，我絕不會讓你跑去…
-克萊兒

438
00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:57,083
我幫不了你媽

439
00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,375
我也不是很會幫你

440
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:03,166
但我可以幫她

441
00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,833
克萊兒，我需要你相信我

442
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,416
拜託

443
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,208
好吧，但這樣我絕對不會開心

444
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,416
掰掰囉，小蝴蝶

445
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,291
回頭見，大浣熊

446
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,375
嘿，牛仔，小心點

447
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:39,916
一路順風

448
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,791
到了打給我

449
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:46,166
謝謝你們

450
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,375
小心

451
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,625
好了

452
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:48,750
你到了

453
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:53,250
不客氣

454
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,375
爆炸？你說「爆炸」是什麼意思？

455
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,166
哇，你是說你會爆炸？

456
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,416
等等，還沒，讓我先閃開

457
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:13,333
其實呢，回頭想想…

458
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:19,958
我決定取消你的合約

459
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:25,166
你真的不是待在退休鎮的料，山姆

460
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,583
你奪走了我的妻子

461
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:33,291
事情不該是這樣的結局，山姆

462
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:36,208
但我一定會把她救回來

463
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:40,833
你不知道母親的究竟…

464
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,333
她有什麼本領

465
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:49,958
你自以為做到的一切，都可以被打消

466
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,083
沒關係

467
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:56,833
放手吧

468
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:58,125
休想

469
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,916
不！

470
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,833
放開我！

471
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,083
不要

472
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,541
不，我不能…

473
00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:28,875
我不能死！

474
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,708
人人都會死

475
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,708
歡迎加入

476
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,208
莉莉？

477
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,458
嘿，老頑固

478
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:47,791
真的是你嗎？

479
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
是我

480
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:53,750
怎麼可能？

481
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,083
她說：「謝謝你」

482
00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,541
時間是禮物

483
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:04,958
我們有多久時間？

484
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:09,583
你是要只顧著站在那裡問問題

485
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,125
還是要跟你的嬌妻跳舞？

486
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,916
我們還會在一起

487
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,041
我們永遠都在一起

488
00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:37,416
山姆

489
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:40,166
山姆

490
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,125
山姆

491
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:44,666
嘿

492
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,333
你們怎麼會在這裡？

493
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,791
我們不是說好約在洞穴嗎？

494
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:52,916
對耶

495
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,291
那是母親嗎？

496
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:57,875
對

497
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,375
她安息了

498
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,125
那我們回家吧？

499
00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,875
聽起來不錯

500
00:37:25,916 --> 00:37:27,291
好了，晚餐來了

501
00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:30,583
-爸，我來幫你
-好燙

502
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,208
-是啊
-拿好了嗎？

503
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:37,458
好，亞特，這裡有小朋友
不要用迷幻蘑菇

504
00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:43,208
小親親，我有你這個迷幻就夠了

505
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,125
我準備了冷肉拼盤

506
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,708
謝了，我已經在享用點心了

507
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:53,041
-好吧，這是啥？
-臘腸、起司、水果

508
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,000
-開動吧
-給你

509
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:54,958
好啊

510
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,666
你的傷口在流東西

511
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,833
-真倒胃口
-你去清理，我來處理

512
00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:03,125
等等，我有東西要給你

513
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:11,625
-你記得喔？
-我記得

514
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,000
謝謝你

515
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,333
-去羅馬玩一週
-不錯唷

516
00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:21,666
-然後去佛羅倫斯
-我的天啊，我愛佛羅倫斯

517
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,875
-你一定要一起來
-真的嗎？

518
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,500
我的天啊，當然

519
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:30,250
警告一下，我覺得瓦利
會是你們大旅行的電燈泡

520
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:31,958
是啦，我不意外

521
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,500
聊到哪裡了？

522
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,833
-我們的大旅行
-我們的大旅行啊

523
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:50,541
嘿，爸，你要吃漢堡還是熱狗？

524
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,458
各一個，麻煩你

525
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,000
好，你快點

526
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,833
好喔

527
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:00,958
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