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卡米

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卡米

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- 卡米 你没事吧?
- 我的生母?

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你得看看这个

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上面的字体真好看

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几乎能把人催眠

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卡米?

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迪伦 你没事吧?

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那是什么声音?

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糟了

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糟了!

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- 我没事 谢谢
- 不

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别挡我的路!糟了!

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《蝙蝠侠七号》

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你安全了

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- 怎么回事?
- 我不知道

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我已经很多年没收到过魔导书了

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什么东西?

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魔导书

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一种具有神奇力量的魔法书

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不是谁都能看的

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这是寄给你的?

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不是 迪伦只是给我看看

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但它找到了你

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别让它靠近我店里的书

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遗物可是很邪门的

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我几乎没碰到它 它就把我震飞了

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对 你显然召唤了一次遥感爆炸

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什么?召唤?我什么都没做

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跟我的漫画解释去吧

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我做了碳测定 它来自1403年

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我还做了扫描 并设计了算法

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- 看它是否匹配某种已知的文字
- 对

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- 我努力地在六千种...
- 这是地精文

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上面写什么了?

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我不知道

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只有地精看得懂地精文

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还有 相信我的话

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地精最坏了

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其他异类都不喜欢它们

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它们臭烘烘的
喜欢吃小孩 还张着嘴嚼东西

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千万别相信它们

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很多年前 有个地精
向我兜售它所谓的“魔法豆”

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那其实是鹰嘴豆!

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听我一句劝 赶紧忘掉这东西

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上面的内容只会带来麻烦

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他说得对

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还是把它忘了吧

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我绝不可能忘

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一个四处游荡的地精
一张神奇的皮纸 卡米还被震飞了?

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我从来没有这么振奋过!

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我都说了我想过正常的高中生活

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这和我想的完全不一样

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{\an8}(怪物还是人类
战士仙子 半吸血鬼)

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(这样呢?)

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(我们正在直播!)

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(我是画家!)

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(我只和你跳舞...)

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《醒来变成吸血鬼》

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{\an8}这个造型在你脸上出奇的自然

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{\an8}真的吗?这样呢?

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{\an8}别这样

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{\an8}别人会看到的

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凯夫 你多虑了

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伙计 你的午饭是怎么回事?

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比例很完美

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蛋白质、碳水和脂肪
我吃的营养素都有定量

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卡米 你碰这东西时
有没有看到什么?

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或者听到或闻到什么?

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没看到、没听到、没闻到

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还有 别问了

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为什么叫我别问了?

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因为我不想参与这件事

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毕竟我知道了它和地精有关联

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- 所以...
- 好吧

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你们要参加明晚的舞会吗?

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为了让别人评判
你是不是受欢迎而盛装打扮自己?

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没兴趣

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高中不就是这样吗?

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是 但我同意凯夫的说法

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我不需要别人告诉我
何时何地可以跳舞

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他对的时候就是对的

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好吧 要是你们不去 我也不去了

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跳得不错
我能在明晚的舞会上看到吗?

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能 当然能看到

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我会早点过去的 我得去拿免费薯条

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太好了 留一支舞给我?

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也许吧 前提是你也留一支舞给我

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- 他走了吗?
- 没有

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没有 还没有

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走了

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我要去舞会了!

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等等 你刚才还说你不去

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那是之前

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- 现在我们要去了!
- 我们?

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对!你们可以做我的助攻

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这件怎么样?

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这件嘛...不好

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- 太大胆了
- 对

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太老气

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不好 衬得你脸色苍白

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危险

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- 哎呦!
- 我就说吧

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你得请外援了

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你好 是我

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真没想到我会这么说

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可是...我得请你帮个忙

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(热忱漫画店)

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那都是什么?

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今天是你的幸运日 小子

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他们印好了第二批
《卡梅拉第一册:我暂时不咬人!》

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自签售会以来 订单纷飞而至

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而且 你居然成了塑封网上的名人

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凯夫先生 你现在是

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自出版独立漫画界的热门人物!

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- 天哪
- 是真的

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下一站...

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漫粉大会!

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那可是全年最盛大的漫画书展

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没错 等我完成申请手续

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你就能和所有崇拜你的粉丝见面了

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你愿意帮我申请?

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帮你?

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不 我是为了我自己

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我的十年禁令快解除了

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我要做你的同伴
然后风风光光地回归漫粉大会

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当然是为了推介新秀

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现在我只需要填写一份简单的...

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35页的申请表?

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还得邮寄一份纸质申请表?

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- 为什么不能网申?
- 开玩笑

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这是一个历史性的时刻 朋友

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我可不能在虚拟世界里匆匆了事

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好吧 邮戳日期必须在

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明天午夜之前?

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这根本不可能

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我是说完全可行

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别打扰我做任务了

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走吧 我们该干活了

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对 我也有活要干

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(画家巷申请指南与步骤)

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好了 把所有东西都搬出去

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把按摩床放那里 用品放那里...

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那些灯得换掉

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很高兴你能给我打电话

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我带了我的团队过来

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团队?

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莉粉中什么样的人都有

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水边是寻找地精的最佳位置

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这和亚伯拉罕的日志吻合

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“我追着一个地精到了海滨小镇杜林

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那只野兽以为我会止步于莫赫悬崖

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但它错了”

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- 好危险
- 没错

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比起参与冒险 我更喜欢画出来

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这是最伟大的海辛
唯一无法解开的谜题

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我的机会来了 我终于可以重拾使命

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光宗耀祖

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成为海辛家最伟大的猎人了

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意想不到的事发生了

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你找到一个地精?

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比那还要好 有客人来了 凯夫?

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马上来

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迪伦 这里交给你了

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好

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(《混血儿之地精王现身》)

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真恶心

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你早就该改头换面了

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其实我只需要你
帮我找一套好看的舞会礼服

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- 好看还是绝美?
- 绝美

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这几乎不可能 但算你走运
我的字典里没有“几乎”

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交给我吧

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这种补水和缩毛孔面膜
是后面众多步骤的第一步

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在你的其他方面就绪之前
我们不可能找到完美的礼服

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天哪 为什么这么复杂?

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你对自己已经很满意了

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但等我帮你改头换面后
你会超级惹火

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学校得用灭火器才能扑灭你的烈焰

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但是算你走运
本地消防法规定学校必备灭火器

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地精到处爬行 总会留下印记

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拜托你尽量不要引人注意

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抱歉 有个人看我的眼神怪怪的

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没错 和日志里描述的一样

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是地精 它们真的存在

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我觉得我已经看够了

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安静点!

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你想毁掉整个任务吗?

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- 如果我不想执行任务呢?
- 噪音会惊扰地精

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如果这里有地精
你已经让它发现我们了

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顺便说一句

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他们吃小孩

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所以我们才该走啊

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我先说清楚

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我是个少年!

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我是少年 不是小孩或儿童
反正不是你该吃的年龄段

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有必要为了学校舞会这么做吗?

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美白牙齿能突出你的眼睛

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所以很有必要

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你确定这里会有地精吗?

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我问你 你抓过多少混血儿?

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一个都没有

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我被攻击了!救命!救救我!

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他就是不明白
这项任务得保持安静的重要性

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最后 我们需要释放压力

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用热石按摩来平衡身体

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不可思议

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是吧?我感觉轻松多了

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我明白你的意思

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凯夫的创作过程是什么样的?

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(截止时间)

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我知道了

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{\an8}“对我启发最大的人

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{\an8}是一个

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{\an8}与众不同的人

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一个以通晓漫画知识

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而闻名的人

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没有他 我什么都不是”

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我想买这个

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干扰无处不在、无时不在

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- 伙计 你真坏
- 感谢光临!

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但我们打烊了!
再见!打烊了!拜拜!

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老天爷

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不!

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小姑娘!

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- 你还记得我写了什么吗?
- 走开!

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我好好的乌贼墨汁也毁了

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你们即将目睹的蜕变
耗费了数小时艰难的改造

228
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我指的不是我

229
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,438
毕竟我天生丽质 是她啦

230
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,149
你居然有一整支水疗团队
和一位职业买手

231
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是啊 他们怎么一转眼就不见了?

232
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,654
莉粉向来无所不能 我继续说

233
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:24,660
这次改造漫长而艰难
你们可能认不出你们的女儿了

234
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,746
卡梅拉?

235
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,289
是卡米

236
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我喜欢把自己想象成炼金术士

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00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,557
正如我把你们的女儿
从铅块变成了金丝

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我们的宝贝

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她长成大姑娘了

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我要拍照

241
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,655
一定要拍照

242
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,206
- 亲爱的 我们得买新相机了
- 什么?

243
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,582
好了 各位 我们走吧

244
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,794
- 你看起来美极了
- 谢谢!

245
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,297
走吧 我是舞会的监护人之一

246
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,090
玩得开心点!

247
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,011
我们答应过卡米
要去舞会上做她的助攻

248
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,095
现在已经很晚了

249
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我们早点找到地精
就能早点解开谜语 看这里

250
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,186
“地精喜欢吵闹声

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无论是马蹄声 还是机器的轰鸣声”

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00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,947
- 你在干什么?
- 召唤地精

253
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,824
我们得去舞会了

254
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,326
这不是最好的办法

255
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:48,994
好吧

256
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,040
它们可能有一股臭鸡蛋味
我们可以静静地找

257
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,253
我们老远就听见
你们这些孩子的声音了

258
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,382
- 我们只是在找...
- 谁在乎你们找什么?走开

259
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,467
快点!

260
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,518
你们在哪?

261
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,480
我们在狩猎

262
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,566
你在发光

263
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,568
你一直都会发光

264
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,320
但你这次真的容光焕发
天哪 你用了高光?

265
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,239
对 是莉安娜的主意

266
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,492
莉安娜?
那个跟我们貌合神离的莉安娜?

267
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,537
你是想说“谢谢”吧

268
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,957
你们到底来不来?

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00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,918
我需要朋友帮我助阵
这是我的第一场高中舞会

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00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,838
- 我们会去的
- 先抓到地精才能去

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00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,048
这...这是头等要务

272
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,385
谁要装扮成地精?这是变装舞会吗?

273
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,095
没人告诉过我啊!

274
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,430
好了 走吧 姑娘们

275
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,016
不行 现在太早了

276
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,685
你能开着车绕街区转一圈吗?

277
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,688
只有姗姗来迟才算时髦

278
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,579
真不敢相信我能提前搞定它

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现在该庆祝了

280
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辛苦了 收藏家 谢谢你 收藏家

281
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,091
哥特式蜡烛

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真不敢相信 我要去漫粉大会了

283
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,264
天哪...

284
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,859
还好 损毁不大

285
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(返校舞会)

286
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,918
我们应该再等15分钟
那才叫姗姗来迟

287
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,837
要是再等下去 舞会都要结束了

288
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,256
姑娘们 你们美极了 尽情玩吧

289
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,758
就当我不存在

290
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,554
崔斯坦?

291
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,822
我能为海辛家族争光吗?

292
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,076
你说什么?

293
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,037
那个怪老头过来了

294
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,456
嘴巴干净点 小子

295
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,333
我可是会咬人的

296
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,503
你看过牙医吗?

297
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,462
牙医?

298
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,465
何必毁掉这么完美的牙齿?

299
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,843
你刚才说什么家族?

300
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海辛家族

301
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你对海辛家族了解多少?

302
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,059
无畏的亚伯拉罕·范·海辛
是我的曾曾祖父

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我出身于品行高贵
恪守道德的猎人家族

304
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,733
直到今天 我们的传统依然坚不可摧

305
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,152
至少这是他的目标

306
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,531
他们个个都这么说

307
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,163
有必要的话 我会把你缩小
快现出你的真面目

308
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,874
这才像海辛家族的人

309
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,630
天哪 是地精!

310
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,424
我早猜到了

311
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,009
空气中都是你的体味

312
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,138
当年你曾曾祖父放过我一次

313
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,640
也可能是我自己逃了

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00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,933
我不太确定

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00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,727
但我欠他一个人情

316
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,771
等等 你多大了?

317
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,147
太没礼貌了

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00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,566
你能翻译这段文字吗?

319
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,569
既然你是亚伯的亲戚

320
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,905
当然可以

321
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,002
卡梅拉是谁?

322
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,341
最新情况

323
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,177
{\an8}今年的第一场派对气氛不错

324
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,012
食物超级难吃

325
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,599
{\an8}但我真正想说的是
我最好的朋友卡梅拉...

326
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,520
{\an8}她被朋友放了鸽子
她暗恋的男生也没来

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00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,939
这也太可怜了吧?

328
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:31,568
{\an8}我劝她说这不算什么
但说真的 这简直是灾难

329
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,863
莉安娜 我们能别这样吗?

330
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,159
{\an8}抱歉 我得保持稳定的流量
不然我的后台数据会很难看

331
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好吧

332
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,591
卡米?

333
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,971
你看起来...太美了

334
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,308
你刚来吗?

335
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,310
是的 你懂的 爸妈都这样

336
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,687
他们一直在拍照

337
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,604
我知道

338
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,028
- 站住
- 莉安娜 我们得和卡米谈谈

339
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,572
我们有要紧事

340
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,782
没有比这一刻更要紧的事了!

341
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,200
- 卡米
- 卡米

342
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,082
那...你想和我一起跳舞吗?

343
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,668
我只和你跳

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00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,670
来吧

345
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,022
你们两个排第二

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00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,190
崔斯坦排第一

347
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,566
我的改造能改变人生

348
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,775
别去打扰她!

349
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,470
这是有史以来最长的慢歌

350
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,899
你好 你来得真早

351
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:20,153
不 其实我迟到了
你得谢谢我愿意顺路过来

352
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,200
包裹还没...包装好 给我点时间

353
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,578
就一分钟 我会全部整理好

354
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,831
好了 都装进去了

355
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,463
好了 你可以走了

356
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,548
邮递员!

357
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,973
- 卡米!
- 我和一个男生跳慢舞了!

358
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,100
你们看到了吗?是真的

359
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,228
话说 你们害我和莉安娜待了一晚上

360
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,813
卡米 你不明白

361
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,731
不

362
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,942
- 我是自己的助攻 而且做得很完美
- 卡米

363
00:21:58,942 --> 00:21:59,985
你得听我们说

364
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404
换个地方说吧

365
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,407
我们找到一个地精

366
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,951
什么?真的吗?怎么找到的?

367
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,828
- 它是我们家的老朋友
- 对

368
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,747
它还翻译了那张皮纸

369
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,373
上面怎么说?

370
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:17,544
卡梅拉将选择异类
并带领它们发动战争对抗人类

371
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,713
你别无选择

372
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,716
你将成为异类

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00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,970
并毁灭全人类

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00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:27,888
不

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00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:30,974
不

376
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,733
有人吗?

377
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,360
有人吗?

378
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,362
她信得过你吗?

379
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:47,616
信得过

380
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,787
我会把她交给你的

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{\an8}字幕翻译:邹琳