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卡米

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卡米

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- 卡米,你還好嗎?
- 我的生母?

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你得看看這個

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好漂亮的文字

6
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幾乎有種催眠魔力

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卡米?

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迪倫,你沒事吧?

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那是什麼聲音?

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不會吧

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- 不好了!
- 我沒事

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- 謝謝
- 不,別擋路,天啊!

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《蝙蝠俠》第七期

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還好安然無恙

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- 怎麼了?
- 我不知道

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我已經好幾年沒收到魔典了

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- 什麼?
- 魔典

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擁有無上神奇力量的魔法書

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不是隨便人都能讀的

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- 這是寄給你的嗎?
- 不是,迪倫剛才拿給我看

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是它找到你的,別讓它靠近我的貨品

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聖物這種東西難以捉摸

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它把我轟到房間另一頭
我幾乎沒碰到它

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對,很明顯,你召喚出念力爆破

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什麼?召喚?我什麼都沒做

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最好是,自己看看我的漫畫

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我用碳定年法查出是1403年的

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還掃描好,設計出演算法

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看它是否和已知語言吻合

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- 我已經檢視過六千種...
- 是妖精文

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- 上面寫了什麼?
- 我不知道

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除了妖精,沒人懂妖精文

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相信我說的,他們有夠差勁

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其他異類都不喜歡他們

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他們很臭,會吃小孩
而且吃東西嘴巴不閉上

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非常不靠譜

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很多年前,有個妖精
想賣我他堅稱是魔豆的東西

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其實是鷹嘴豆!

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聽我的忠告,別管那樣東西了

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不管上面寫什麼都會帶來麻煩

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我同意,別管這個了

42
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不可能,好嗎?

43
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一個逃脫的妖精
一張神奇的羊皮紙,卡米被炸飛

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我整個人都活過來了!

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我說我想體驗正常的高中生活

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但沒想到會是這樣

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{\an8}(怪物或人類
戰士仙子,半吸血鬼)

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(哈囉?)

49
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(我們上線了)

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(我是藝術家!)

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(只跟你跳...)

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《早安吸血鬼》

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{\an8}你看起來詭異得很自然

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{\an8}真的嗎?那這樣呢?

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{\an8}不要那樣做

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{\an8}會被別人看到

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凱夫,你太杞人憂天了

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- 老兄,你的午餐怎麼搞的?
- 完美比例

59
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蛋白質、碳水化合物和脂肪
我會算巨量營養素

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卡米,你摸這張紙時
有看到什麼幻象嗎?

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還是聽到或聞到什麼?

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沒、沒、沒、沒

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你說了四次,最後一次否定什麼?

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不,我不要被捲進這件事

65
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既然我已經知道妖精有關

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- 所以
- 好吧

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你們明晚會去舞會嗎?

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盛裝打扮出場展示
再由別人評判是否被社會認可嗎?

69
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沒興趣

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高中不就是這樣嗎?

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對,但我同意凱夫的說法

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我不需要別人告訴我
何時何地可以跳舞

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他說得很對

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好吧,你們不去我也不去

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舞步不錯
明晚我能在舞會上看到嗎?

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可以,那當然了!

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我會去,而且要提早到
去吃免費薯片

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讚喔,留一支舞給我吧?

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或許會,如果你也留一支給我

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- 他走了嗎?
- 還沒

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還沒,走了

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我要去舞會!

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等等,你剛剛才說不去

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那是剛剛

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- 現在我們決定要去!
- 我們?

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對!你們可以當我的助攻手

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- 這件如何?
- 這個嘛,不好

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- 太大膽了
- 也對

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太老氣

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不行,讓你顯得蒼白

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危險啊

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- 好痛
- 我就說吧

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你需要一些外援

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嗨,對

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不敢相信我會這麼說

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但我想我需要你幫忙

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(錘與叉漫畫屋)

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這些是什麼?

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今天你走運了,孩子

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你的漫畫《卡米拉第一部
我還不會咬人》第二刷

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簽書會後湧入大量訂單

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你甚至在
塑膠保護膜網站上掀起熱烈討論

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凱夫,你這位仁兄成為

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個人出版獨立漫畫圈的指標人物!

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- 天啊
- 真的

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下一站,粉絲見面會!

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那是一年中最盛大的漫畫展

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沒錯,等我幫你完成報名手續

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你就能跟所有可愛的粉絲相見歡了

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你要幫我報名嗎?

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幫你?

112
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不,是為我自己

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我的十年禁令快到期了

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我會陪你去,光榮地重返粉絲見面會

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我是說介紹新秀啦

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現在我只需要填寫一份簡單的...

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35頁報名表?還要郵寄實體版本?

118
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為什麼不能在網上填?

119
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不行,這是歷史性的一刻,朋友

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不能透過虛擬世界草草了事

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好了,郵戳期限是

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明晚午夜?

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這不可能填得完

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我是說當然可行

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別妨礙我工作

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{\an8}- 走吧,我們還有事要做
- 對,我也要忙

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{\an8}(藝人藝巷,指南與程序)

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好了,把所有東西都搬出去

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按摩桌放那邊
美妝用具擺那邊,還有...

130
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對,那些燈,要換掉

131
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我很高興你聯絡我

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- 我帶了我的團隊來
- 團隊?

133
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莉安娜直播粉涵蓋形形色色的人

134
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最容易找到妖精地方是水邊

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跟亞伯拉罕日記寫的相符

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“我追一隻妖精追到海邊小鎮杜林

137
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那隻怪獸以為莫赫懸崖會讓我卻步

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他錯了”

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- 好緊張
- 對

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我寧可畫冒險故事,也不要親身參與

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這是最偉大的赫辛傳人
唯一解不開的謎題

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知道嗎,這是我重拾人生使命的機會

143
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榮耀我的先祖

144
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成為赫辛家族最了不起的狙魔人

145
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你們不會相信發生什麼事

146
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你找到妖精了?

147
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更棒,有客人上門,凱夫?

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馬上來

149
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- 迪倫,你來收拾
- 好

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(《混種人:妖精王入門手冊》)

151
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好噁!

152
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你真的需要改頭換面

153
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我只是需要你
幫我選一套好看的舞會禮服

154
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- 好看還是超美?
- 超美的

155
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幾乎不可能

156
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但你很幸運
我追求完美,包在我身上

157
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保濕和縮小毛孔的護理
是後續許多步驟的第一步

158
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在你整個人準備就緒前
沒辦法找到完美禮服

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天啊,也太複雜了

160
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你很享受做自己

161
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但等我幫你打扮好後,你會美到爆炸

162
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學校還要準備滅火器

163
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但你很走運
本地消防法規強制安裝滅火器

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妖精到處出沒,總是留下痕跡

165
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,591
請盡量不要引起注意

166
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,261
抱歉,有一個用奇怪的眼神看我

167
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,819
對,跟日記上寫的一樣

168
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妖精,他們真的存在

169
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,326
我想我已經看夠了

170
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安靜!你想破壞任務行動嗎?

171
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,876
- 如果我不想參與任務呢?
- 妖精容易被聲音嚇到

172
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如果這裡有一個,你已經嚇跑他了

173
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順便說一句,他們會吃小孩

174
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所以我們才要離開啊

175
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,307
先說明,我是青少年

176
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:03,894
我是青少年,不是小孩
或任何你會吃掉的年齡層

177
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,231
只是參加學校舞會
有必要出動這個嗎?

178
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,651
牙齒美白
能襯托你的眼珠顏色,絕對有必要

179
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,999
你確定這裡會有妖精嗎?

180
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,877
提醒我一下,你抓過幾個混種人?

181
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,962
沒半個

182
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,385
我被攻擊了!快來救我!

183
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,477
他真的沒聽懂保持安靜的任務規定

184
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,400
最後,我們需要用熱石按摩

185
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,279
來釋放緊張情緒與恢復身體的平衡

186
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,615
好舒服

187
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,743
是啊,我的身體輕飄飄的

188
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,661
對,我懂你的意思

189
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,417
請描述凱夫的藝術創作過程?

190
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,544
我知道了

191
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:15,466
“帶給我最大的啟發的

192
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是一位

193
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,306
與眾不同的男士”

194
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,728
“他擁有過人的漫畫書知識

195
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:31,524
並以此著稱”

196
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:36,153
“沒有他,我還是無名小卒”

197
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,114
我想買這個

198
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,617
到處都是干擾,從不間斷

199
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,453
- 老兄,你真討厭
- 謝謝光臨

200
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:48,332
但我們打烊了
再見!已打烊!拜拜!

201
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天啊,不!

202
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,337
小姑娘!

203
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- 你記得我寫了什麼嗎?
- 走開!

204
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,385
那還是我的高級烏賊墨水

205
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:07,226
你們即將看到的蛻變
是經過好幾小時嘔心瀝血的成果

206
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,269
我不是說我

207
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,438
這身打扮當然好看,蛻變的是她

208
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,566
你還有整個水療團隊
和專業私人採購師

209
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,152
你怎麼這麼快就把東西清走?

210
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,654
莉安娜直播粉搞定的,我繼續說

211
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:24,869
經過漫長、艱辛與痛苦的過程
你們可能認不出令千金

212
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,746
卡米拉?

213
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,289
是卡米

214
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,179
我喜歡把自己想成煉金術士

215
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,557
就好像我把令千金
從一塊璞玉琢磨成寶石

216
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,059
我們的寶貝

217
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,229
她長得亭亭玉立了

218
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,237
拍照

219
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,655
一定要拍

220
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,289
- 老公,我們需要新相機了
- 怎麼了?

221
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,582
好了,我們走吧

222
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,377
- 你看起來真漂亮
- 謝謝!

223
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,297
走吧,我是監護人

224
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,090
玩得開心點!

225
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,011
我們答應過卡米
會去舞會當她的助攻員

226
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,095
時間不早了

227
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,517
我們愈快找到妖精
就能愈快解開謎語

228
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,186
好了,“妖精喜歡噪音

229
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,689
無論是達達的馬蹄聲
或機器的噹啷聲”

230
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,947
- 你在幹嘛?
- 召喚妖精

231
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,824
我們得去參加舞會

232
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,326
這個辦法不是很理想

233
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:48,994
好了

234
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,040
他們也會散發臭雞蛋的味道
我們可以悄悄地找到

235
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,253
喂!遠遠就聽到
你們兩個臭小鬼的聲音

236
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,340
- 我們只是在找...
- 干我屁事,走開

237
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,467
快走!

238
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,935
你們在哪裡?

239
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,355
我們在尋找目標

240
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,524
你好閃亮

241
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,526
你本來就會發光

242
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,320
但現在更光彩照人
用了打亮產品嗎?

243
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,239
對,莉安娜的主意

244
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:29,118
莉安娜?“她是我們的朋友
但不是真朋友” 那個莉安娜嗎?

245
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,704
你是想說“謝謝”吧?

246
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,082
你們到底要不要來?

247
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,918
我需要死黨的支持
這是我高中的第一支舞

248
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,672
- 我們會到的
- 先等我們抓到妖精,這...

249
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,048
這是當務之急

250
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,468
誰要扮成妖精?這是化裝舞會嗎?

251
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,095
沒人通知我

252
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,638
好了,我們出發吧

253
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,016
不行,太早去了

254
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,685
能不能先開車在街上繞繞?

255
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,896
如果我們不小遲到一下就太落伍了

256
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,862
(錘與叉漫畫屋)

257
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,579
真不敢相信我填完之後還有時間

258
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,624
該慶祝了

259
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,628
幹得好,收藏家
多謝誇獎,收藏家

260
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,091
哥德風

261
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,304
難以置信,真的完成了

262
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,264
我的天...

263
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,984
不算毀損得太嚴重

264
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,918
我們應該多等15分鐘才算小遲到

265
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,837
再等下去,就要錯過舞會了

266
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,256
姑娘們,你們美呆了,好好去玩吧

267
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,758
假裝我不存在

268
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,138
崔斯坦?

269
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,905
我能為赫辛家族帶來榮耀嗎?

270
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,076
你說什麼?

271
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,037
詭異的老頭子來了

272
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,456
小心別亂罵人,孩子

273
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,333
我會咬人

274
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,462
- 看過牙醫嗎?
- 牙醫?

275
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,465
何必要破壞完美?

276
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,843
你剛才說的名字是什麼?

277
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,553
榮耀赫辛家族的名字

278
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,264
你對赫辛家了解多少?

279
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,476
我是大無畏亞伯拉罕范赫辛的玄孫

280
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,688
我來自品德高尚的獵人家族

281
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,733
而且我們的傳統至今仍屹立不搖

282
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,152
總之這是目標啦

283
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,531
江湖上都是這麼說

284
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,163
必要時我可以把你縮小,快現身

285
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,874
果然是赫辛的標準招式

286
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,630
天啊,是妖精

287
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,176
我就知道,空氣中瀰漫你的氣味

288
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,138
你的曾曾祖父放過我一次

289
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640
不然就是我逃走了

290
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,727
不確定,總之我欠他一個人情

291
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,771
等等,你幾歲了?

292
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,105
太沒禮貌了

293
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,524
你可以翻譯這個嗎?

294
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,863
幫忙亞伯的親人,有何不可?

295
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,002
卡米拉是誰?

296
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:15,177
{\an8}新消息
今年的第一場派對,氣氛很好

297
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,012
食物很難吃

298
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,599
{\an8}但最重要的消息是我的死黨卡米拉...

299
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,520
{\an8}她被朋友放鴿子,暗戀對象沒出現

300
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,939
我很同情她

301
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:31,568
{\an8}我安慰她沒關係,但說真的,太慘了

302
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,863
莉安娜,可以別這樣嗎?

303
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,159
{\an8}抱歉,我必須持流量穩定
否則演算法會讓我排名下滑

304
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,495
好吧

305
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,591
卡米?

306
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,971
你看起來好美

307
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,308
你才剛到嗎?

308
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,310
對,爸媽害的,他們都這樣

309
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,604
- 不停拍照
- 對

310
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,028
- 站住
- 莉安娜,我們得跟卡米談談

311
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,071
有重要的事

312
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,782
沒有比現在更重要的事!

313
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,200
- 卡米!
- 卡米!

314
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,082
那你想跟我跳舞嗎?

315
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,668
只跟你跳

316
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,712
來吧

317
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,022
你們兩個是第二位

318
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,273
崔斯坦是第一位

319
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,775
我的改造讓她脫胎換骨,先閃邊去!

320
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,637
真是史上最長的慢歌

321
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,899
你好,你來早了

322
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,153
不,其實我遲到了
我還過來一趟你應該感謝我

323
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,200
包裹還有一點酥脆,等我一下

324
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,996
給我一點時間,我很快會準備好

325
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,247
裝進去

326
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,548
你可以走了,快遞員!

327
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,973
- 卡米!
- 我跟一個男生跳慢舞!

328
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,100
你們看到了嗎?真的跳了

329
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,228
你們把我丟包給莉安娜

330
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,439
- 卡米,你不清楚狀況
- 對

331
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,442
我自己當助攻手,而且我大獲成功

332
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,985
卡米,你要認真聽

333
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404
別在這裡說

334
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,407
我們找到妖精

335
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,951
什麼?真的嗎?怎麼找到的?

336
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,747
- 一個家族的老朋友
- 對,他翻譯了羊皮紙

337
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,373
上面寫什麼?

338
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:17,544
卡米拉會選擇成為異類
帶領他們向人類宣戰

339
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,713
你別無選擇

340
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:27,054
你會成為異類,並毀滅全人類

341
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:27,971
不

342
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,058
不可以

343
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,733
有人嗎?

344
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,444
有人在嗎?

345
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,362
她信任你嗎?

346
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:47,616
她信任我

347
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,204
我會把她交給你

348
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,899
{\an8}字幕翻譯:莊雅婷