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卡米 你的情绪失控了

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你别无选择

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你将成为异类

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并毁灭全人类

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不!

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卡米 你还好吗?

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不好

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我不想要这样的生活

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卡米 你的情绪失控了

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平静点 别毁了你的房间

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何必呢?
我的生活中没有什么是平静的

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今晚 我终于做了一回正常少女

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精心打扮 还做了发型 他和我跳舞了

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- 是他主动邀请你的?
- 其实是我邀请了他

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可是我超级烦人的好朋友
居然用我会发动战争的消息

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毁了我的舞会之夜

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等等 什么?

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对 那就像是一种预言

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可是我才14岁 连汽车都发动不了

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怎么可能发动战争?

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预言?

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你担心的就是这个?

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你知道异类世界里有多少预言吗?

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多到数不清 而且它们从来不准

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总有一些出人意料的转折

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你都没听我在说什么

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迪伦和凯夫猎到一个地精
是它告诉他们的

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地精 随便吧

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这肯定不是真的了
地精可是出了名的骗子

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- 真的吗?
- 对

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有人居然认为你能发动战争
这也太荒谬了吧?

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- 也许我能呢
- 不

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不可能

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他吻你了吗?

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没有

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他是个完美的绅士

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我刚才问错了 你吻他了吗?

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麦迪森!

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好吧 给我讲讲舞会经过

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太完美了

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他打扮得超级帅 我们跳舞了

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也聊天了

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我也打扮得很迷人

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- 伞绳
- 蜘蛛

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- 打火石
- 蛇

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- 信号枪
- 苍蝇、甲虫

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甲虫是野外高蛋白的优质来源

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更不用说湿气会严重破坏
我敏感的皮肤和鼻窦了

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我讨厌学校组织的郊游

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我希望每节课都在户外

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今天的奖品是
两张暴击兄弟游乐园的门票

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我要定它们了

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你玩过建筑物垂降

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屋顶狂奔

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还抓过半滴水兽

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你不觉得那个游乐园有点无聊吗?

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逆旋风爆炸车正在召唤我

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没兴趣
我有一次在那儿玩得很不开心

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为什么?

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我都不敢回忆

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{\an8}(怪物还是人类
战士仙子 半吸血鬼)

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(这样呢?)

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(我们正在直播!)

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(我是画家!)

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(我只和你跳舞...)

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《醒来变成吸血鬼》

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(斯托克高中)

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(斯托克高中)

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{\an8}书包放外面!

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{\an8}赶紧放出去

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{\an8}不然我就扔掉它

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{\an8}轻一点 里面有我中午穿的开衫

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{\an8}伙计们

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麦迪森说地精都是骗子

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她不相信你们那个地精的翻译

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收藏家也说过不要相信它们

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也许它确实说错了

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有可能

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那我们就抛开这些

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专心争取奖品吧

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- 逆旋风爆炸车
- 这才对嘛

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队员们都过来!

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大家热烈欢迎崔斯坦

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他是我们的森林巡逻向导

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他会给大家分发

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“寻找自然 寻找自我”的寻宝清单

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第一个找齐十件宝贝并拍照为证的人

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将免费获赠两张游乐园门票

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找个搭档

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准备出发吧!

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- 你得跟我一队
- 我才不要呢

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必须的 你显然是个宅男

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而且自从那本卡通书面世后
你就成了本地名人

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是漫画书

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好吧 都一样

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我们是今天的搭档 兴奋点

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天哪 你还是森林巡逻员
你会的东西真多啊

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- 我会的也很多
- 比如在舞池里大杀四方?

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谢谢你让我玩得那么开心
我们一起赢门票吧

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不好意思 我们已经约好了

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我和她是搭档

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如果我赢了 我会带卡米去游乐园玩

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如果卡米赢了呢?

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她能选择带谁去吗?

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除了我 她恐怕寻不到其他宝贝了

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你别见怪 卡米

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但我确实是个经验丰富的猎人

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再说了 她还愿意和谁一起倒挂着

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体验三倍重力?

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你看起来很自信

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森林可能比你想象的更危险

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森林巡逻员不会骗你的

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猎人比巡逻员更厉害

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我们专门学过丛林技能

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制作陷阱网和远程射箭

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清单上的第一件宝贝是“苔藓”

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这需要生存觅食技能

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我们只会在那里待一下午

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大家都以为是一下午
等他们被困在荒漠里三个月

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靠炖仙人掌刺度日的时候才会醒悟

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没错 我时刻准备着

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那就准备灭火吧

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我的照明弹

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粉尘都弄干净了

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白天遇到点小问题 不值一提

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这是我的专长 门票肯定是我的

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你在林子里的时候盯着点卡米

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她和崔斯坦跳舞之后就眼冒桃心了

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那家伙总让我觉得信不过

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是因为流畅的下颌线、完美的发型

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还是因为上流社会的气质?

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这些都有

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- 做好赢的准备了吗?
- 好了

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祝你好运

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要是你迷路了

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只要记住苔藓长在树的北面就行了

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跟着它 就能走回这里

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知道了 谢谢

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我们不会迷路的

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如果你往北走 只能走到那里

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但你往北偏西三度的方向走
就会走回来

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- 好吧 随便你
- 好

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好了 各位!

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记住

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这不是赛跑

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而是正规比赛

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奖杯会积灰

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但胜利会永存

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出发 冲啊!

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别说话 带上箱子

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- 跟我来
- 不

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你看

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不错 还有冠灰藓

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打勾 找到了两件 还剩八件

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我们太厉害了!

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不然呢?我什么都找得到

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太好了

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- 来 吃点香葱
- 香葱?

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没有烤土豆 我就吃不了香葱

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香葱对心血管有好处
而且它富含维生素K

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门票肯定是我们的了
要找的下一件宝贝是什么?

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- 蝴蝶 一种大翅昆虫...
- 明白

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我知道什么是蝴蝶

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你看

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卡米

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不能悬空

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那是作弊

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- 你在干什么?别人会看到的
- 谁?这里没别人

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我正要拍这只蝴蝶呢

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但是说来奇怪
它刚才还好好的 突然就飞走了

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一定有东西惊扰了它

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要找的下一件宝贝是什么?

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营养素来了 卡米 看 蓝莓

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这灌木丛里全是蓝莓

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我就不吃了 我只吃加工食品

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那是你的损失

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人在野外一定要利用天然食物来源

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这是史上最棒的蓝莓

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迪伦

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来吧 我们走 我必须赢到门票

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豪华露营!

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脱鞋

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{\an8}本期《莉安娜直播之豪华露营特辑》

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{\an8}请来的主角是...没想到我会这么说

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{\an8}但是野外的选择并不多

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{\an8}我请来了
漫画书《卡梅拉》的创作者凯夫

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{\an8}标签是“不用谢”和“莉凯夫”

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为什么我的名字在后面?

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“凯夫莉”好听多了

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别跟播主争

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现在用五个主动词做个自我介绍吧

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{\an8}(这像是个度假的好地方)

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{\an8}我最大的噩梦成真了

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{\an8}好吧 挺阴暗的 但是没关系

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{\an8}还可以改进

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{\an8}这里是野外 我们来聊聊植物吧

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你把室内植物带到了户外森林?

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这是室内气生植物

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{\an8}气生植物的选择
决定着豪华露营气氛上的成败

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{\an8}摆放热带植物
是足不出户就融入大自然的好办法

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{\an8}记住 一定要喷精油
营造那种“刚爬过山”的气味

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别!别喷精油

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我的鼻窦!呛死了!

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{\an8}雪松和雨的味道

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我的眼睛!糟了 为什么要这样?

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我们永远找不到蕾丝花 对不对?

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很近了 我能感觉到

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我们永远不可能...

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卡米 过来

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迪伦

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来吧

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它明明在这里的

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我们还是去找别的东西吧

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不行 我们必须按清单的顺序找

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从上到下 从一到十
制定清单就是为了让我们按顺序来

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你能不能别这么烦人?

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就当你今天不走运吧

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真的吗?

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我猜你更愿意
和那个下颌清晰、牙齿闪亮

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年龄大点的森林巡逻向导做搭档

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你吃醋了

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00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,501
- 才没有
- 你有

223
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- 因为崔斯坦一直对我们很好
- 你不能信任他

224
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,965
什么叫信任?
在我赢了之后带他去游乐园吗?

225
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,217
是在我们赢了之后

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你什么都没找到!

227
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,137
我觉得我们不该做搭档

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- 好吧
- 好

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- 好!
- 好!

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- 好
- 好

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好

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{\an8}我不能只靠烟熏三文鱼和水果干
在野外生存

233
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我需要像样的护肤品

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{\an8}强力补水的打底霜
会让你一整晚在篝火旁熠熠发光

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{\an8}- 凯夫 感觉如何?
- 我的脸没知觉了

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比以前好多了 我懂你

237
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,125
{\an8}为莉粉们笑一个!

238
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,586
等等 我的助理想看看
他焕然一新的样子

239
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,965
我去拿洁面乳

240
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,551
{\an8}(莉安娜最棒了!)

241
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,469
{\an8}(画面卡了?有效果吗?)

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00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,389
不!天哪...

243
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我没网络和信号了!
《莉安娜直播》中断了!

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有人吗?

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00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,866
罗盘上哪边是北?

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00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,414
崔斯坦说什么来着?

247
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,624
“苔藓长在...”

248
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北面

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崔斯坦

250
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你来得刚刚好

251
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,714
我好像有点迷路了

252
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,759
不存在“有点迷路”这种说法
是就是 不是就不是

253
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,761
那个猎人呢?

254
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,929
他什么都找不到

255
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,055
还不让我帮忙

256
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,515
我快被他急死了

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00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,101
不足为奇
他看着就像一个自以为是的人

258
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,397
现在我没有搭档了
你要取消我的资格吗?

259
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,317
怎么会?我帮你 你一定会赢的

260
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,237
- 这不是作弊吗?
- 我会说出去吗?

261
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我看看

262
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,034
好 接下来要找百合花

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你看

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- 命中注定
- 对 我们是 它是

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我们是 它是 我也不知道 你先别动

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鸡油菌

267
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不采不摘 只拍照片

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牛蛙

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不丢垃圾 只留脚印

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贝壳

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爱护生命 消磨时间

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00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:14,311
兰花 清单上的最后一件宝贝

273
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,524
完成了 我做到了 我就知道

274
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,324
我有点头晕 坚持住

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该补水了

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营养素

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真漂亮

278
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- 去死吧!
- 去死!

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去死!

280
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,473
我的手工巧克力棒融化了

281
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完美的豪华露营日也消逝了

282
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,064
植物和树叶?有了

283
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,776
虫子?有了 树林的气味?

284
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,820
绝对有了

285
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:09,450
被面膜灼伤的皮肤
有点特别 但和晒伤差不多

286
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,286
- 也算有了吧?
- 你在胡闹

287
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,622
两个宅人居然来了户外

288
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,956
这确实像胡闹

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00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,460
我已经十年没这样离线了

290
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,086
十年?

291
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,799
我四岁就有手机了
我宁愿看自己也不愿意看我爸妈

292
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,801
还要多久?

293
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,846
我离线的时间越长
粉丝就越少 这是事实

294
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,308
老实说 你的粉丝很爱你
他们不会离开的

295
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,977
爱转瞬即逝 粉丝也一样

296
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,146
他们是一群需要持续进食的动物

297
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,814
而直播就是他们的食粮

298
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:45,569
- 莉安娜 你试过冥想吗?
- 试过 我有五款冥想软件

299
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,279
我最长的记录是一分半钟

300
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,781
超级厉害

301
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,907
好吧 跟我试试

302
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,079
吸气 数到四

303
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,706
- 憋气 数到二
- 什么?

304
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,625
你要我边呼吸边数数?

305
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,044
你只管呼吸 我来数数 准备好了吗?

306
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,548
- 一、二...
- 别告诉我什么时候呼吸!

307
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,061
你那两个玩伴有什么好的?

308
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,729
谁?凯夫和迪伦?

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00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,315
对 他们和你完全不一样

310
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其实也不是

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我们有很多相似之处
我们认识的人都不多

312
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,489
我们欣赏彼此的风格
而多数人都欣赏不来

313
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,076
而且我们都是生活在圈内的局外人

314
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,577
我不信

315
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,788
我知道你是这么看自己的 但是...

316
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,250
我看到的是一个有趣又聪明

317
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,753
渴望在一个想禁锢她的世界里
放飞自我的人

318
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,256
天哪 你是这么看我的?

319
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,216
你的优点多着呢

320
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,889
清单上的下一件宝贝是蝴蝶

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00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,898
- 在那里
- 就在那儿

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00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,276
这次我帮你拍照 把手机给我

323
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,488
要我说 这不是个好主意

324
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,408
只要能让你坐上逆旋风爆炸车就好

325
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,124
什么声音?

326
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,877
是手机吗?

327
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,839
你一直有一部有信号的手机
却没告诉我?

328
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,674
我不知道 有可能吧

329
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,761
凯夫 我们成功了!

330
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,555
你能去漫粉大会了!

331
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,432
救命!我们被困在野外了

332
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,936
什么?漫粉大会?太棒了!

333
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,565
是啊 你的新漫画会让大家欣喜若狂

334
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,525
什么新漫画?

335
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,110
我一直在写《卡梅拉》

336
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,653
你得继续写新书 孩子

337
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,238
保持新鲜感

338
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:57,367
否则你会眼睁睁看着
你的梦想和前程化为泡影

339
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,995
- 可是我...
- 我跟他们说了你在创作新漫画

340
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,371
所以他们才让你去的

341
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,874
你最好快点写些新东西

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00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,294
知道吗?每周30页
拿出杰克·科比的速度来

343
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,005
这是大联盟 凯夫 保持曝光率才能红

344
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,799
他肯定能红

345
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,634
等等 你是谁?

346
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,052
让凯夫接电话

347
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,263
不 从现在起 你必须通过我联络凯夫

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00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,890
莉安娜经纪公司 拜拜!

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00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,771
- 他有好消息 你居然挂他电话
- 别担心 他会打回来的

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00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,940
记着 你是画家

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00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,983
钱会主动找你的 等着吧

352
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:30,901
莉安娜

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00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,949
(来电 收藏家)

354
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,035
下午好 莉安娜经纪公司

355
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,330
小心点

356
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,918
就快到了 加油

357
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,762
崔斯坦!

358
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,310
卡米 救我!

359
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:11,441
卡米!救我!救命啊!

360
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:17,197
救命!救救我!

361
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,325
你好 迪伦 蓝莓好吃吗?

362
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,661
什么?

363
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,294
救救我!

364
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,712
什么声音?

365
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,381
好像有人在求救 迪伦

366
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,178
我这就去救人

367
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,141
- 卡米 救我
- 崔斯坦!

368
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,855
卡米

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00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,150
崔斯坦!

370
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,278
我接住你了

371
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,211
太奇妙了

372
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:13,837
你怎么...

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00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,757
不告诉我也可以

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00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,886
不 我想说

375
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,055
但这是个秘密

376
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,643
你可以信任我

377
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,697
我是半人半吸血鬼

378
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,199
混血儿

379
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,874
我也有个秘密

380
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,543
不知道能不能告诉任何人

381
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,462
不知道该相信谁

382
00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,591
我不是大家眼中的我

383
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,219
告诉我吧

384
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:03,929
如果你愿意的话

385
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,285
我也是混血儿

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00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,745
半战士仙子

387
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,675
你太神奇了

388
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,076
你真的好美

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{\an8}字幕翻译:邹琳