1 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:07,193 Mr. Judge? 2 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,405 Mr. Judge, I'm here! 3 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,790 Mr. Judge? 4 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,506 So what are your thoughts 5 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,174 about the open border issue? 6 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,635 - What's the solution? Lock 'em all up. 7 00:01:32,635 --> 00:01:34,970 If Sleepy Joe isn't gonna do anything about it, 8 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,722 I, quite frankly, think Americans should feel 9 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,307 the freedom to take matters into their own hands. 10 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,767 Mr. Judge? 11 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:03,290 Mm-hmm. 12 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,750 Yes. 13 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,293 Is there nothing you can do? 14 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,171 I see. 15 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,589 Are you sure? 16 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:11,841 Mm-hmm. 17 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,509 I'm with Claire and the kids. 18 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,389 - That was Mallory. - And? 19 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,682 And apparently there's some protesters 20 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,808 blocking the entrance. 21 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,935 A small to-do, he says. 22 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,813 Maybe we should pull over, Dad, wait until they've cleared out? 23 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,314 Nonsense. Oliver. 24 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,942 I'm not running from a group of hippies. 25 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,861 We're gonna walk in there as planned 26 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,112 with our heads held high. 27 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,738 That's the way Garlands do it. 28 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,115 Sweetheart, let's think about this-- 29 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:38,325 As planned with our heads held high. 30 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,766 My body, my choice! My body, my choice! 31 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:09,481 - A small to-do, Mallory? - Not too late to turn back. 32 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,733 Let's go. 33 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:11,901 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 34 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,402 Judge Garland has got to go! 35 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,321 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 36 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,323 Judge Garland has got to go! 37 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,033 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 38 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,160 Judge Garland has got to go! 39 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,162 - Dad! Fascist! 40 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,997 {\an8}-Dad! Fascist! 41 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,249 {\an8}Move! 42 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:36,383 Fascist! Fascist! 43 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,057 {\an8}♪ Ready for war, Joe ♪ 44 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,725 {\an8}♪ How you wanna Blow they spot? ♪ 45 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,226 {\an8}♪ I know these dirty cops That'll get us in ♪ 46 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,937 {\an8}♪ If we murder some wop ♪ 47 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:49,396 {\an8}♪ Hop in your Hummer The Punisher's ready ♪ 48 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,190 {\an8}♪ Meet me at Vito's With Noodles ♪ 49 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,900 ♪ We'll do this dude while He's slurping spaghetti ♪ 50 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,318 ♪ Everybody kiss The fuckin' floor ♪ 51 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,070 ♪ Joey Crack, buck 'em all ♪ 52 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,738 ♪ If they move, Noodles Shoot that fuckin' whore ♪ 53 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,698 ♪ Dead in the middle Of Little Italy ♪ 54 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,450 ♪ Little did we know that We riddled two middlemen ♪ 55 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,327 ♪ Who didn't do diddly ♪ 56 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,496 ♪ It'll be a cold day in hell The day I take an L ♪ 57 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,623 ♪ Make no mistake, for real I wouldn't hesitate to kill ♪ 58 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,253 Standby. 59 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:18,968 Hi, Professor Garland. 60 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,552 You know Kimmer's not here, right? 61 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,305 Yeah, no, I'm actually here to grab the-- 62 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,391 Emergency contact forms for Bentley's school. 63 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,726 Shoot, I forgot. I can grab them from her desk. 64 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,520 That's OK. I can go grab 'em. 65 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,689 Would you? I'm slammed. 66 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,857 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 67 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:22,781 Mariah! 68 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,366 Sara, hi. 69 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,076 Text me about that raffle, OK? I want to help. 70 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,536 Ah, you're the best. 71 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,332 I highly doubt the board will approve 72 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,667 such a big purchase. 73 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,377 We need a new Smart Board vendor. 74 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,879 So for now, just-- 75 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,134 Give us a minute, please? 76 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,847 What can I do for you, Mariah? 77 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,683 You can tell me why my son 78 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,351 was forced to sit at another lunch table 79 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,145 while Aiden Corbat called him Jim Crow. 80 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:56,565 Oh, God, it-- that's horrible. 81 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,317 Maybe it's a misplaced 82 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,860 application of what they've been learning. 83 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,487 They were doing a unit on civil rights. 84 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,238 Clearly the unit wasn't very effective. 85 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,075 Calling the Black kid Jim Crow doesn't even make sense. 86 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:08,368 I promise you, he will be punished accordingly. 87 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,329 I don't want a punishment. I want expulsion. 88 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,373 I have four good kids enrolled at this school, 89 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,958 plus I'm on the fundraising committee, 90 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,502 so I know that we are the top givers three years running. 91 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,462 Donations don't buy on-demand punishment. 92 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,297 Well, in this case, they will. 93 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,840 Or I go to the press. 94 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,009 And it won't be Channel 4 Action News at 11 or whatever. 95 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,345 It will be The Tribune or The Times. 96 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,721 I'm still Facebook friends with half this nation's 97 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,389 top journalists. 98 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,016 Don't fuck with me, Tom. 99 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,186 I want that junior Klansman out of my school. 100 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,238 Hey, Uncle Mal. To what do I owe 101 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,405 the pleasure of this call? 102 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,825 Mariah, I'm sorry. 103 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,743 Please leave a detailed message. 104 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,539 Kimmer, I've been trying to get you all morning. 105 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:55,999 We need to talk. 106 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,842 Hey, what's wrong with you? 107 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,219 You look like your puppy just died. 108 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,346 I was in Kimmer's office. 109 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,807 Found flowers someone sent her. 110 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,643 - Red roses. - Shit. 111 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,438 That is unequivocally the most romantic type of flowers. 112 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,940 Great observation, Dana. 113 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,067 I mean, it's just confirmation 114 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,278 of what you already knew, right? 115 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,989 All the late night phone calls and mysterious errands 116 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,158 and meetings and business trips. 117 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,868 Dressing nicer, working out. 118 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,578 Kimmer has always looked good. 119 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,830 Yeah, like, normal good. But this isn't normal, man. 120 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,500 I mean, your wife's ass is like a work of art now. 121 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,836 I'm sorry, but it is. 122 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,963 Look, I know the behavior of a cheater when I see it. 123 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,177 I just need to talk to Kimmer first. 124 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,557 Is that her? No, my sister. 125 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,226 Mariah, hey. I can't talk right now. 126 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,729 I'm gonna be late for class. 127 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,481 Wait, slow down. What? 128 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,299 You look-- 129 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,010 it fits great, honey. 130 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,472 One of the aides had an extra set. 131 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,357 You look like a bitch in that bow tie. 132 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,900 If I saw you on the street, I'd fuck you up 133 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,026 just for wearing it. 134 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,861 He looks like Malcolm X. 135 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,821 Nah, Malcolm X was cool. 136 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,365 He looks like Tucker Carlson. 137 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,409 - I like Tucker Carlson. Oh. 138 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,704 Oh, you like some stuck-up, white, neo-con frat boy? 139 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,081 - Shocking. Shut up. 140 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,792 What's Becky's name this week, Becky? 141 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,252 See, the operative phrase is "this week," 142 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,754 'cause next week is Lashonda, Ming Li, or Mirabella. 143 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,005 I don't discriminate. 144 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,757 You need to be more like Tal. 145 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:12,052 - What, and wear a bow tie? - No, romantic, faithful. 146 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,429 Find a long-term, committed relationship. 147 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,725 Tal ain't in no long-term, committed relationship. 148 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,394 Tonya dumped his ass. 149 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,730 - Tonya dumped you? - No! She didn't. 150 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,983 We're doing the long-distance thing. 151 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,610 She bought a one-way ticket to Tokyo, bruh. 152 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,321 She leased an apartment and accepted a job there. 153 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,698 Read between the lines. It's over. 154 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,626 All right. 155 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,545 Let's talk some numbers. 156 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:51,258 Fact is, the days of 99 to 1 confirmations are long gone. 157 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,720 But we've convinced about half the Democrats to vote for you. 158 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,221 All the blue dogs love you 159 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,223 even if they won't admit it on camera. 160 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,851 So if half our friends are with us 161 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,561 on the other side of the aisle, 162 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,062 what does it mean for the count? 163 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,440 It means whichever way you cut it, 164 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,192 Oliver Garland will be the next Supreme Court Justice 165 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,902 of the United States of America. 166 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,655 Yeah! Yeah! 167 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,907 Hey, you got that thing? 168 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,909 Can you sign this for me, Judge? 169 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,164 On second thought, make it out 170 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,540 to Senator Edelman. 171 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,210 Yeah! 172 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,722 Known for his staggering intellect 173 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:42,351 {\an8}and steadfast fairness while on the Seventh Circuit Court, 174 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,354 it was his turn to far right politics 175 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,356 that brought Judge Oliver Garland 176 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,524 notoriety in later years. 177 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,861 Earning the nickname Titan of the Tea Party, 178 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:57,032 Garland and his incendiary rhetoric became a fixture 179 00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:00,243 on talk radio and the speaking circuit. 180 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,954 Of course, what he will be most remembered for 181 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,998 was his failed nomination 182 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,584 to the United States Supreme Court. 183 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,253 His controversial connection to Jack Ziegler, 184 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,005 a former CIA operative... 185 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,508 That is about enough of that. 186 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,016 A bunch of the faculty are already emailing, 187 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,769 talking about a school-wide memorial for your dad. 188 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,356 - A bunch? - Well, Theo at least. 189 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,359 Called him "one of our most distinguished alums." 190 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,198 Yeah, I can't even think about that right now. 191 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,409 Matter of fact, I need to make some more calls. 192 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,202 Of course. 193 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,787 You can let it out, man. 194 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,208 I think I'm just in shock. 195 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,211 Well, don't keep that shit bottled up for too long. 196 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,547 It will eat you from the inside. 197 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,620 Your mother and I will meet you at the car. 198 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,081 Go, go. Go with Szuza. 199 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,585 How you holding up, champ? 200 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,295 You've had your nose in that thing the whole ride. 201 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,963 Look at this. 202 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,506 What am I looking at here? 203 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,300 My father's medical records. 204 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,968 Why do you have these? 205 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,803 He started sending them to me five years ago. 206 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,556 Said it was easier than my health-based interrogations. 207 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,475 At first I was hoping to find some answers, 208 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,518 but look--he was healthy. 209 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,312 Blood sugar, lipids, weight, 210 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,106 all down from where they were five years ago. 211 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,566 OK. 212 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,278 What if it wasn't a heart attack? 213 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,988 What, like a stroke? 214 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,742 No, what if it was meant to look like a heart attack 215 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,452 or a stroke or something natural, 216 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,245 but really, it wasn't natural at all? 217 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,665 Sorry, I-- 218 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,501 I really don't understand what you're trying to say. 219 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,960 The judge had a lot of enemies. 220 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,466 I get it. 221 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009 You want to make sense of this whole thing. 222 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:25,138 When my old man died, I wanted answers too. 223 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,264 Remember, I thought I could find them 224 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,058 by getting in touch with nature? 225 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,518 What's your point, Howard? 226 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,437 There's no easy answers. 227 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,856 Maybe there's no answers at all. 228 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,316 I don't know. 229 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,943 But the only thing I know for certain is that 230 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,111 chasing down these conspiracy theories... 231 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,656 it's not gonna get you anywhere, babe. 232 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,951 Yeah? 233 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,540 No, that's my car. Marshall, you go with Szuza. 234 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,500 - Marshall! 235 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,668 When you grow up and make millions of dollars, 236 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,419 you get your own car, OK? 237 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,134 Hello? 238 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,761 Hello, Mariah. 239 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,346 This is Jack Ziegler. 240 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,523 Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. 241 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,525 Marc. Hi. 242 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,611 I was devastated to hear about your dad, Tal. 243 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,405 My sincerest condolences, of course. 244 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,324 I mean, he was... a force. 245 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,701 Thanks. 246 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,078 If there's anything you or Kimmer need... 247 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,955 I think we're good. 248 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,582 My family's waiting on me, so... 249 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,000 How is Kimmer handling 250 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,626 all the federal appeals court nomination rumors? 251 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,713 Fine, I suppose. 252 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,172 Hope she's having a better time than me. 253 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,841 My phone's been ringing off the hook. 254 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,134 Everyone suddenly wants my advice 255 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,760 since my name was mentioned. 256 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,596 Nobody gave a damn about my opinion 257 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,180 when everyone just thought I was gonna be a professor 258 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,390 for the rest of my life, you know? 259 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,353 Look, I know this selection process can be brutal, 260 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,398 but we've been colleagues for a long time. 261 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,900 Kimmer--I love Kimmer. 262 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,695 So all the usual backbiting and mudslinging, 263 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,488 there's no need for it, is there? 264 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,657 It's in the president's hands now. 265 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,493 - It always has been. Exactly. 266 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,455 So let's just keep it civil, yeah? 267 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,336 My dad just died. I gotta go. 268 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,225 Is Grandpa gonna be a ghost? 269 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,269 No, he won't be a ghost, buddy. 270 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,355 So he won't haunt us? You sure? 271 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,982 I don't think so. 272 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,278 We're here! 273 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,406 Was he your grandpa too? 274 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,992 No. He was my daddy. 275 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,869 Oh. Was he a good daddy? 276 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,832 Hello? Anybody? We're here! 277 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,877 Hold on, hold on one second. 278 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,671 - Hey, Ben. Bentley! 279 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,673 - Hey, buddy. Good to see you. Come on! 280 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,675 Sorry for your loss. 281 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,718 Took you long enough. 282 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,470 Not all of us own a helicopter. 283 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,514 Honda's a little slower. 284 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,057 We live two hours away. 285 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,017 You live down the street. No excuses. 286 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,185 I gotta go take this. 287 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,311 - Love you. Love you. 288 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,355 Addison, hurry up! 289 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,606 We need to see Mal. 290 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,942 If we leave now, we can beat rush hour. 291 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,860 Dang, are we not allowed in the chopper, 292 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,529 or is there a minimum income level required? 293 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,614 Shut up. This is serious. I have a ton of shit to do. 294 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,449 I just want to get it over with. 295 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,743 Mal's squeezing us in between depositions. 296 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,578 I will leave you! 297 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,330 Why are we meeting with Mal? 298 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,249 'Cause he has Dad's will and some instructions 299 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,667 about how he wanted his funeral. 300 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,419 We're going to a reading of the will? 301 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,796 No, they only do that shit in movies, Tal. 302 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,172 He's just gonna hand it to us, 303 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,299 the assumption being that we're literate. 304 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,635 Addy, hurry up! We need to go. 305 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,928 Relax! 306 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,680 I'm here. 307 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,391 Oh, there he is. 308 00:16:56,391 --> 00:17:00,520 There he is. 309 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,230 Oh, you're looking good. 310 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,398 What, you working out? 311 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,233 Pickup basketball here and there. 312 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,568 OK. All right. 313 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,946 Tal, Bebe. Bebe, Tal. 314 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,323 Addison's date to his father's funeral, 315 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,951 because who doesn't bring a date to a funeral? 316 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,703 No offense, Bebe. You're lovely. 317 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,829 None taken, Mariah. 318 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,122 Well, excuse me. 319 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,623 Y'all brought your significant others, 320 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,459 assuming Kimmer's on her way. 321 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,711 Business trip. She'll be here. 322 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,798 I'm only here for moral support. 323 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,009 And to lend a helping hand. 324 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,219 Speaking of which, Bebe, uh, could you get 325 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,847 the formal place settings from the basement? 326 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:39,934 And they will need to be washed by hand. 327 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,352 - Sure, of course. - Thank you. 328 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,562 Glad to help. 329 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,230 Boys. Let's go. 330 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,702 Those funds can be used to settle property taxes 331 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,871 and credit card debt, which is minimal 332 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,499 according to his last bank statement. 333 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,209 The remainder will be donated 334 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,253 {\an8}to Abby's memorial scholarship fund, of course. 335 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,964 What'd he leave us, though? You didn't mention that yet. 336 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,550 The Shepard Street property to Mariah, 337 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,886 Martha's Vineyard summer home to Tal, 338 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:18,139 and Chicago Bears season tickets to you, Addy. 339 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,309 What'd you do to piss the judge off? 340 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,854 Ah, whatever. 341 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,148 Soon as the Bears get their QB situation together, 342 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,442 those tickets will be worth more than both those houses. 343 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,402 Lord willing. 344 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,654 Go, Bears. 345 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,532 I gotta get back upstairs. 346 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,158 Sorry to rush, but I wanted to make sure 347 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,536 you had the info ASAP. 348 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,664 Wait, Uncle Mal, what about, uh, an autopsy? 349 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,208 Come again? Will there be one? 350 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,877 Mariah, honey, they only do autopsies 351 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,046 when there's suspicion of foul play. 352 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,464 Now, given the judge's age 353 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,799 and his battle with hypertension-- 354 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,008 You're right. It's fine. 355 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,011 Take care of yourselves. 356 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,101 He planned everything, 357 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,478 down to the color of the flowers on the altar. 358 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,523 Funeral guest list, me. 359 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,858 Food, me. 360 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,360 Obituary, me. Of course. 361 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,320 Though they'll probably print what they want. 362 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,780 Addison, can you-- 363 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,323 Yeah, sorry, I can't help you. 364 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,867 You don't even know what I was gonna ask. 365 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,243 Well, the judge chose me, 366 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,370 his pride and joy, his firstborn, 367 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,581 to eulogize him, so I'll be busy with that. 368 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,918 Tal, can you double-check with Father Brown 369 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,336 and the funeral home? 370 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,505 Make sure the judge's wishes are carried out. 371 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,756 On it, boss. 372 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,429 - Here you go. - Thank you. 373 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,015 And for you. 374 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,812 This is cold. 375 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,355 No tip. 376 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,065 Come on, Mariah. 377 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,067 A tip is a financial incentive 378 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,152 to provide good service. 379 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,778 It is the free market at work. 380 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,573 If I provide a tip despite bad service, 381 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,283 I'm betraying my economic principles. 382 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,576 They're not gonna interpret that 383 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,202 as a demonstration of your principles. 384 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,623 They're gonna interpret that as, "Negroes don't tip." 385 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,792 Well, then maybe they shouldn't be racist. 386 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,419 No tip. 387 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,881 It's almost like the only reason you're a Republican 388 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,258 is so you can justify being a dick. 389 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,261 - Almost. - No. 390 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,972 I am a Republican because I believe in low taxes, 391 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,599 life beginning at conception, 392 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,100 and the motherfucking right to bear arms. 393 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,269 All right, you can stop trying so hard now. 394 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,188 - What's that mean? - It means that Dad's gone. 395 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,314 Who you trying to impress? 396 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,239 Honor, duty, justice. 397 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,742 {\an8}If you look behind me, you'll probably see my kids 398 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,037 {\an8}roll their eyes at the mention of those three words. 399 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,918 That's because in my household, they usually heard those words 400 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,671 when they were in a bit of trouble. 401 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:58,383 Those principles, that's how we decided what they did wrong 402 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,510 and how they should be punished. 403 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,304 Honor. 404 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,556 Did they behave in a way that reflects positively 405 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,517 on their family, their God, 406 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,978 their country, and themselves? 407 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,105 Duty. 408 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,108 Did they try the hardest to do what was required of them? 409 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,484 Justice. 410 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,277 Did they strive for fairness, 411 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,696 especially when holding themselves 412 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,739 and others accountable? 413 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,283 These are, Senator, the same standards 414 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,494 that I try to hold myself up to 415 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,455 as a jurist and as a man. 416 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:36,379 Honor, duty, justice. 417 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,172 That was a-- 418 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,968 that was a very endearing and, dare I say, quaint answer. 419 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,138 But I'm looking for something more substantive, 420 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,848 Judge Garland. 421 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,058 Just last year, in Alonso versus Secure-Tech, 422 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,768 you ruled in favor of a company 423 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:54,272 that fired an employee who abandoned his post. 424 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,440 But he had reason to believe that his post 425 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,316 had a carbon monoxide leak. 426 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,736 Should he have stayed there and died? 427 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,654 Is that a principle of yours, 428 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,282 death before violating company policy? 429 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,825 I believe the matter you are referring to 430 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,202 is being appealed to the Supreme Court, 431 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,871 and it wouldn't be prudent of me to comment further 432 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,123 on an ongoing litigation. 433 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,585 My dissent covers my opinions on the piece, 434 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,795 which are far more nuanced 435 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,589 than how you presented them in your question. 436 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,299 So you stand by your ruling, then? 437 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,592 It does represent your principles. 438 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,384 Is that what you're saying? 439 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,473 I'm saying, read the dissent, Senator. 440 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,726 Has anyone in the current adminis-- 441 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,454 There he is. 442 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,164 Welcome back to the hearing, Senator. 443 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,251 Last question. 444 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,628 When's the last time you had in-person contact-- 445 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,213 The gentleman's time has expired. 446 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,506 If the chair will indulge me-- 447 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,716 The gentleman is no longer recognized. 448 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,802 - When's the last time you had 449 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,553 in-person contact with Jack Ziegler? 450 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:20,108 The gentlewoman from Iowa is recognized for five minutes. 451 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,745 What, you still listen to Nas? 452 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,330 Uh, yeah, he's the GOAT. 453 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,125 You ain't got no T.I.? Jeezy? 454 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,337 You think Dad met up with Uncle Jack? 455 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,173 "Uncle Jack"? 456 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:47,969 You a grown man calling some old white dude "uncle." 457 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,138 Stop it. It's weird. 458 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,597 Whatever. Jack. 459 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,975 You think Dad saw him? 460 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,852 Hell nah. Do you? 461 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,272 I don't know. I caught a vibe. 462 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,358 A vibe? 463 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,610 Jack's a political pariah. 464 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,654 The judge is way too savvy to be involved 465 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,156 with somebody like that. 466 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,619 College buddies, roommates. Dad's loyal. 467 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,415 Loyal, yes. Stupid? Nah, son. 468 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,791 You do know everything Jack did, right? 469 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,213 Google "Jack Ziegler, Washington Post." 470 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,470 OK. 471 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:39,020 Yeah, right here, right here, right here. 472 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,439 "The Post's investigation reveals that Jack Ziegler, 473 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:44,650 "a former CIA operative, may have personally directed 474 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,527 "his Zed Magna Security employees 475 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:49,197 "to commit these crimes while working 476 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:53,117 as government contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan." 477 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,828 There's a laundry list of illegal arms sales, 478 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,497 money laundering, and contracted killings, 479 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,333 et cetera, et cetera. 480 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,418 The dude is a real-life Bond villain. 481 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,503 Come on. 482 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,422 The judge would never. 483 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,102 {\an8}So, uh, 484 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,938 {\an8}the funeral director and I took a look 485 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,564 at what your lawyer provided. 486 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,274 We've got everything worked out. 487 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,026 You're in good hands. 488 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,654 Thanks for your help, Father Brown. 489 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:32,156 Can we switch "in loving memory of" 490 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,951 for "honoring the life of"? 491 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,410 It feels more appropriate. 492 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,746 Of course. Consider it done. 493 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,040 It'll be a lovely service. 494 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,125 The judge requested some of the same hymns 495 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,961 from your mother Claire's 496 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,754 and your sister Abby's funerals. 497 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,424 I better get going. 498 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,926 Feel free to call my cell 499 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,886 if anything comes up. 500 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,221 Tal, wait. 501 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,389 What would you like the inscription 502 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,933 on the tombstone to say? 503 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,726 That should be in the packet. 504 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:03,187 Your father didn't specify an epitaph. 505 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,773 Either he forgot or he meant to leave it 506 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,234 to you and your siblings. 507 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,444 We'll need that inscription as soon as possible. 508 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,935 Hey, boy. 509 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,478 What you doing? 510 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:47,064 Looking for any indication of what the judge wanted 511 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,400 on his gravestone. 512 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,235 Hmm. 513 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,572 Just slap on a quote from Reagan or Lincoln or something. 514 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:58,117 He was into that dignified Republican shit. 515 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,452 Nah. 516 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,661 It doesn't sit right. 517 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:01,829 He planned everything. 518 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,499 It's our duty to honor his wishes. 519 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:08,294 I just need to figure out what those wishes were. 520 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,754 All right. 521 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,172 Well, whatever you're doing, hurry up, all right? 522 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,132 I need you to help Bebe inflate these mattresses. 523 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,425 And why can't you help her? 524 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:19,847 Well, I'm still perfecting the eulogy. 525 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,603 Check on her when you can, bro. Thanks. 526 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,731 Hello? 527 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,358 Tal? 528 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:23,512 Mariah, will you please release my girlfriend 529 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,930 from indentured servitude? 530 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,016 Excuse me, your girlfriend offered. 531 00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:28,559 You offered to help, right, Bebe? 532 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,478 - I did offer. - See? 533 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,271 Besides, I'm in mourning, 534 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,647 so I don't know why you're picking on me. 535 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,983 Hmm, 'cause under normal circumstances, 536 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,486 y'all know how eager Mariah is to do everything for herself. 537 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,407 Not funny. 538 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,662 I think it's great you guys are in such high spirits. 539 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,915 I was a blubbering mess when my grandpa died. 540 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,666 Garlands don't cry. 541 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,585 Stick around long enough, and you'll learn that. 542 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:58,380 They don't show any emotion, except for maybe indignation. 543 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:02,551 Don't forget entitlement and baseless self-assuredness. 544 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,471 - Can I get a amen? - Amen. 545 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,973 Maybe ease up on this wine. 546 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,266 Kids are getting on my nerves. 547 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:20,569 Tal, why do you still have these up? 548 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,155 I guess Mom and the judge never got around 549 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,990 to taking them down. 550 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,534 And no MJ? 551 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,327 You're from Chicago. 552 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,996 Didn't you at least have the one with his arms like-- 553 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,416 Scottie was the engine. Everyone in Chicago knows that. 554 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,293 Without Scottie, there's no Michael. 555 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,962 Even Michael said it. Last Dance. 556 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,466 I spoke to Ruthie. 557 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,803 Apparently, my name is picking up steam for the nomination. 558 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:48,055 The FBI might even start vetting me soon, 559 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:51,141 like talking to my friends, family, you. 560 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:53,310 Mm. 561 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,688 We should talk about what we're gonna say, 562 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,439 just so we have a unified narrative. 563 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,199 What are you working on? 564 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:12,079 I'm trying to come up with an epitaph. 565 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,041 What do you got? 566 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,838 "Here lies Oliver Garland, 567 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,007 "survived by the deeply rooted complexes 568 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,633 he ingrained in his children." 569 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,135 ♪ There comes a day In your life ♪ 570 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:27,928 ♪ When you want to kick back ♪ 571 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,431 ♪ Straw hat on the porch When you're old, perhaps ♪ 572 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,349 ♪ Want to gather your thoughts Have a cold one ♪ 573 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:35,644 ♪ Brag to your grandkids On how life is golden... ♪ 574 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,979 Tal. 575 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,315 Are you all right? 576 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,358 Yeah. 577 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:46,322 No, actually. 578 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:48,866 We need to talk. 579 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,410 About? 580 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,122 Who's sending you flowers at work. 581 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,375 What flowers? 582 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,379 Red roses in your trash can. 583 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,298 Those. 584 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,716 They were from a client. 585 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,387 Clients don't send roses. 586 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,015 They probably came from some 20-year-old intern 587 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:14,933 who doesn't understand flower protocol. 588 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,063 And the note? 589 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,193 What "good times" are you sharing with a client? 590 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,363 It doesn't mean anything, Tal. 591 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:31,742 Don't--don't get in your head about this. 592 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,453 You don't have anything to worry about. 593 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,497 I'm yours. 594 00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:40,834 This... is yours. 595 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,044 ♪ Can't forget about ♪ 596 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,796 ♪ Can't forget about ♪ 597 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,382 ♪ Can't forget about you... ♪ 598 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,577 I can't. 599 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,507 Jesus, Mariah! 600 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,510 I've been trying to get you alone all day. 601 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,637 OK. Why? 602 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,013 'Cause I have something I want to talk to you about, 603 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,223 but I don't want to say it in front of everybody, 604 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,725 especially Kimmer. 605 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,101 I don't want to give that bitch any more ammo. 606 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:40,602 Why does she have to be a bitch? 607 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,646 I don't know. Ask her. 608 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,775 That's not the point though. Um... 609 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,364 Dad didn't die of natural causes. 610 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,032 He was murdered, Tal. 611 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,619 And Uncle Jack did it. 612 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:02,750 See, before Zed, 613 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,293 Uncle Jack was in the CIA. 614 00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:07,588 Yes, at one point. 615 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:09,423 So were a lot of other people. 616 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:12,009 That doesn't mean they're all capable of murder. 617 00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,552 What do you think he was doing 618 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,680 down there in Central America in the '80s? 619 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,433 He was assassinating leftist guerrilla leaders, 620 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:20,768 pulling the trigger himself. 621 00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:21,894 That's public knowledge. 622 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:24,646 That's urban legend. 623 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,607 Isn't it more likely that the judge, 624 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,066 a Black man in his 70s, 625 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,319 just had a regular-ass heart attack? 626 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:36,533 - Thought you'd hear me out. - I am hearing you out. 627 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,368 I'm also doing you a favor 628 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:39,953 by gently challenging your theory, 629 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,039 which is conjecture. 630 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:46,043 Jack Ziegler just materializes out of thin air to murder Dad 631 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,544 after no one in our family 632 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:50,380 has seen or heard from him in forever? 633 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,965 That's not true. 634 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,217 What's not true? 635 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:54,593 That no one's seen or heard from him. 636 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:58,347 He called me the other day, out of the blue. 637 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,516 What did he want? 638 00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:01,975 To talk about you. 639 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,230 What about me? 640 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,107 He said, um, 641 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,401 you're the one that Daddy would trust, 642 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:14,029 the one who would know about the arrangements. 643 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,031 The funeral arrangements? 644 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:18,867 No. The other arrangements. 645 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,120 Tal, what was he talking about? 646 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,872 No clue. 647 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,917 I'm serious. I have no idea. 648 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,168 Howard already thinks I'm suffering 649 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,711 from grief-induced delusions, 650 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,588 and Addy only cares about himself, 651 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,007 so that leaves us. 652 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,759 Leaves us for what? 653 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:38,220 To figure it out. Investigate. 654 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,724 Uncle Jack shows back up in our family's life 655 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,643 right around the time the judge dies? 656 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,853 That's weird. 657 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,691 Weird, sure. Creepy, even. 658 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,234 But it's just a coincidence. 659 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:55,070 Fine. Whatever. 660 00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:59,366 I gotta go think of an inscription 661 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,493 for Dad's gravestone. 662 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,204 It's not complicated. Just write something that 663 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,164 says how you feel about him. 664 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,344 I'm so sorry, Tal. 665 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:31,648 Hang in there, Tal. 666 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:36,194 Talcott, I'm so sorry for your loss. 667 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,833 Who is that with Addy? 668 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:55,380 That's international supermodel and fashion icon Bebe Stanhope. 669 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,924 Who now? 670 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,176 Sally, she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. 671 00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:01,470 She's the face of Diet Pepsi. You know who she is. 672 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,014 Thought she looked familiar. 673 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,266 What's Addison see in her? 674 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,768 Is it serious? 675 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,019 I don't think now's the time 676 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:10,437 to do the whole kissing cousins thing. 677 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,314 By marriage. It don't count. 678 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,567 It was gross then, and it's honestly still gross now. 679 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,069 Maybe it's best left in the past, Sally. 680 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,570 Hmm. 681 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,955 Just Alma is looking for you. 682 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:30,123 Just Alma? She's still alive? 683 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,250 Unless I'm seeing ghosts, she's kookier than ever. 684 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,503 Somebody ought to put her ass in a home. 685 00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:36,296 Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 686 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,425 Auntie Alma, how you doing? 687 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,177 What's this auntie business, boy? 688 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,471 It's Alma. Just Alma. 689 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,932 Sorry. Just Alma. 690 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,475 Of course. 691 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,852 Your dad had big plans for you. 692 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,479 Like what? 693 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,022 Now, that's not for me to say. 694 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,525 He'll let you know. 695 00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:58,235 But he's dead, Alma. 696 00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,821 Boy, don't you think I know that? 697 00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,990 Just because he's dead doesn't mean he won't let you know. 698 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,327 I gotta go check on the limos taking people to the service. 699 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,162 You just wait and see. 700 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,123 See what? 701 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:13,250 How frightened of your father they were. 702 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,919 You'll see. If they come. 703 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,046 Scaredy-cats might not even show up. 704 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,381 I'm not following, Alma. 705 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,049 Jack Ziegler, for example. 706 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,636 He likes to act scary, 707 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,347 but he was terrified of the judge. 708 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:29,141 Scared shitless. 709 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,149 Now, it's no secret that the judge and I 710 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:39,234 never saw eye to eye politically. 711 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,194 My first national TV appearance 712 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:44,364 was a full-throated endorsement for Obamacare. 713 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,117 Now, afterwards, he called me. 714 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,703 He congratulated me, told me he was proud, 715 00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:52,330 but that, ultimately, 716 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,709 he thought my ideas were pusillanimous. 717 00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:58,462 I had to consult a dictionary to realize that was an insult. 718 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:05,886 He then proceeded to spend the next 146 minutes 719 00:39:05,886 --> 00:39:07,596 giving me a law school-level lecture about 720 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,724 government overreach and health care. 721 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:13,268 He cited cases-- 722 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,312 a lot of cases, y'all-- 723 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,605 from memory. 724 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,403 But that was the judge in a nutshell. 725 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,115 He was a proud father... 726 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:32,120 a fierce advocate for his beliefs, 727 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,705 a constant teacher... 728 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,876 a man who touched and influenced many lives... 729 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,715 And a man who was a loyal friend, always. 730 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,552 You see Justice Wainwright's here? 731 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,013 Yeah, in the back like he doesn't want to be seen. 732 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,264 Coward. 733 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,432 But that's not the headline. 734 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,976 Greg Haramoto, 7:00. 735 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,104 He was a man who did what he thought was right. 736 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,564 May he finally rest in peace. 737 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,946 Thank you, Addison. 738 00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:43,567 Why are we doing this alone? 739 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,363 I think Father Brown wants us to have a moment alone 740 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:53,368 to reflect on Dad's passing before the service ends. 741 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:56,288 What a load of shit. I just want to be done with it. 742 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,018 Tal, what the fuck is that quote? 743 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:20,812 Is that Nas? 744 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,148 Did you put a rap lyric on our father's headstone? 745 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,983 Yes, I did. 746 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,986 The judge actually loved that song. 747 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,738 You guys said I could put whatever I wanted. 748 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,241 Oh, my God, you are such an idiot. 749 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,910 We're gonna have to redo it. 750 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,711 I'm gonna say what I have to say anyway. 751 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,838 {\an8}I know this long-distance thing is hard, 752 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,715 but I'm dedicated to you, Tonya, 753 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:34,094 and I'm not gonna let thousands of miles 754 00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:37,472 and a 14-hour time difference 755 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,140 make me break that promise. 756 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,562 'Cause I love you, Tonya. 757 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,939 Uh... 758 00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:50,151 Please tell me that's not the first time 759 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,486 you told Tonya you love her. 760 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,113 The end of some cringey voicemail? 761 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,033 - It was cringey? 762 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,410 I hate to say it, but Addy's right. 763 00:42:58,410 --> 00:43:00,036 It's over. 764 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,914 If you gotta leave a message like that, it's last call. 765 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,417 Once the lights come on, bouncer's gonna throw you out. 766 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:07,377 Might as well leave with some dignity. 767 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:11,172 - The bouncer? - It's a bar analogy, Tal. 768 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:13,508 The point is, you don't have to swear a lifetime of allegiance 769 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,926 to every girl that you date. 770 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,472 What are you doing, besides eavesdropping? 771 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,808 Uh, going to the business center to finish an article 772 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,352 and hiding from Mom. 773 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:25,979 I swear, it's like as soon as she sees me, 774 00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:29,065 she starts nitpicking me about finding a husband. 775 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:31,735 You'd think being on a team that won a Pulitzer 776 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,445 for investigative journalism would exempt me, 777 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:36,489 but no, she is grooming me for life as a housewife. 778 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,618 I'd rather die at my fucking desk than be a kept woman. 779 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,872 Do you think all the stuff they say 780 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:45,165 about Uncle Jack is true? 781 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,251 All? No. 782 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:51,463 I think at least half of it's liberal propaganda. 783 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:52,547 And the other half? 784 00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:57,302 That's the half we should be scared of. 785 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,595 Mariah. 786 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:00,513 Your mother's looking for you. 787 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,183 Of course she is. 788 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,645 You OK, son? 789 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,274 Yeah, I'm fine, I think. 790 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,193 How about you? 791 00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,986 Everything good? 792 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,905 It will be. 793 00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:19,407 I trust it will be very soon. 794 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,494 Get some sleep. 795 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:34,089 {\an8}"Honor, duty, justice." 796 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:38,009 You should have put that on there. 797 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,344 Now you tell me. 798 00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:43,056 You know, I always thought that was supposed 799 00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:44,808 to describe us kids. 800 00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:49,354 Obviously, Mariah's honor. 801 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,690 Always looking for praise and accolades 802 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,984 and, quite frankly, Daddy's approval. 803 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,154 And you, you're duty. 804 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:03,368 You're reliable, honest, determined. 805 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,328 Ol' dependable Tal. 806 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,289 So that makes you justice, then? 807 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,625 What? Aw, hell no. 808 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,794 No, man, I'm the firstborn. 809 00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:15,213 - I'm a rebel, a trailblazer. 810 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,757 I defy easy classification. 811 00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:23,638 Nah, Abby was justice. 812 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,811 Remember how she used to go on about what was fair? 813 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:34,816 Some socialist version of equality. 814 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,864 And Dad would get so mad. 815 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,575 Remember those long lectures he would give her? 816 00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:49,831 All that Old Testament... 817 00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:51,833 Republican law and order bullshit. 818 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:12,228 I'll be down in a minute. 819 00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:41,591 Uncle Jack? 820 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,058 Hello, Talcott. 821 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,521 I'm sorry for your loss. 822 00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:58,149 Your father was a formidable man... 823 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,735 and a good friend. 824 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,240 What are you doing here? 825 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,909 I came to pay my respects. 826 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,787 And talk to you, of course. 827 00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:14,582 You could have called. 828 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:17,043 There could be others listening. 829 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,503 Best to speak in person. 830 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,589 I've been keeping tabs on your wife 831 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,258 and her potential nomination. 832 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:27,053 Why? 833 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,846 Curiosity, I suppose. 834 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,934 It's really the president's call. 835 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,562 We wouldn't want any interference. 836 00:47:35,562 --> 00:47:37,855 Of course not. 837 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,608 This country is best when it's a meritocracy. 838 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:45,488 And it's so often anything but that. 839 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:48,700 If it were, your father would've died 840 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,410 a Supreme Court justice. 841 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,756 I must ask you something, Talcott. 842 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,719 Something others will ask as well. 843 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,971 And when they ask, you must be careful. 844 00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:12,015 Some of them are good, some bad, 845 00:48:12,015 --> 00:48:15,184 but none will be who they say they are, 846 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,604 and not all of them mean you well. 847 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:18,605 You understand? 848 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,150 Not really. 849 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,901 What did you want to ask me? 850 00:48:27,155 --> 00:48:28,823 I must know about the arrangements. 851 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,994 Mariah mentioned that, 852 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:35,163 but I don't know about any arrangements. 853 00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:36,664 Yes, you do. 854 00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:40,335 The arrangements your father made 855 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:42,503 in the event of his untimely demise. 856 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:45,632 If I knew, I'd tell you, but I don't. 857 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,800 I traveled all the way here. 858 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,888 Please don't make it a waste, Talcott. 859 00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:53,765 I don't know how many times I can say it-- 860 00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:56,059 - This is not a time to play. - I'm not playing. 861 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:57,435 - I really don't know. - Just tell me about 862 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,561 the goddamned arrangements. 863 00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,188 Right now. 864 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:02,315 Yo, Tal, you good? 865 00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:09,614 Yeah, I'm good. 866 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:16,746 I'm good, right? 867 00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,331 Fine, Talcott. 868 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,959 You do what you think's best. 869 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,546 But when you're ready to discuss the arrangements, 870 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:28,174 come to me first, no one else. 871 00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:31,803 I would not want to see you harmed, 872 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:33,513 you or your family. 873 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,724 Are you-- 874 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:40,978 Is that a threat? 875 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,692 Of course not.