[theme music playing]
-[classical music playing] -[Damian] Okay. Okay.
What did the bat say at the end of the cartoon?
Bid-bi-bi-bi-bi-bat’s all, folks!
[all laughing]
-Bat's all, folks! [laughs] -My, it’s good to hear you two laughing.
Last night, I had a dreadful nightmare.
Your secrecy left Damian feeling so betrayed,
he ran off and became-- [gasps]
The Joker? [evil laughter]
Not so fast, clown.
[fighting grunts]
-[evil laughter] -[gasps]
-[laughing continues] -[grunts]
-You okay, Alfred? -I'm sorry, sir. It's been a long night.
We'll find him, Alfred. I promise.
♪ April Fools is here It's the time to spread some cheer ♪
♪ To all of Gotham far and near ♪
-Applause! -[canned cheering]
Wowee, can my boy sing or what, folks?
What can I say, Dad? I take after you.
[audience] Aww!
-[angry grunt] -[groans] I can't trace the location.
-This broadcast is scrambled. -[Batman] I'm working on it.
You know what? Damian is just waiting until the Joker's not looking.
Then he'll strap him into a dentist chair and give him a root canal
-with no anesthetic! -[music sting]
I agree with Ra's, uh, except for the last part.
-Sure got a long way to go, Dad. -You said it, son.
How will we prank the entire city in time for the grand finale?
That's what a prank-a-thon's all about.
[Joker] It's time to play "Spin that Citizen."
-No! -Let the pranks begin.
[panicked yells] You guys said this was a dating show.
[electrical humming]
[growls]
Whoa, that dude just got zombified.
The AntiGlow.
If Joker can make people angry enough and use it from a high enough altitude,
-he can mind control the whole city. -[evil laughter]
We don’t have enough Bat-light wave-blocker for everyone in the city.
Come on, Dad! Let’s take this prank-a-thon to the streets of Gotham City!
[laughter]
This is our chance to save Damian and stop Joker.
[dramatic music playing]
-[panicked yells] -[truck beeping]
-[woman] Help! -[angry yells]
-[beeps] -[dings]
-[laughs] -[grunts]
-[women straining] -[carnival music playing]
[grunting]
[laughter]
[truck beeping]
-[farting noise] -[yelling]
-[angry rambling] -[evil laughing]
-[beeps] -[dings]
-Damian! -[yelling]
[evil laughter]
[music continues]
-[beeps] -[yelling]
[yells, grunts]
-[spraying] -[laughing]
-[beeps] -[dings]
-[laughing, yelling] -[buzzing]
-[laughter] -[dinging]
-[panicked yelling] -[sirens blaring]
-[beeps] -[dings]
Dad, this is taking forever. When will we get to the grand finale?
Soon, my boy. That was only an appetizer.
When the whole city is mad enough, we'll put everyone under our mind control
by launching the AntiGlow into space with a giant Joker rocket.
Whoa, is that the remote to activate the grand finale?
Why, yes, it is.
-Can I push the button when it's time? -Be patient, child. Be patient.
Ra's and I nearly had him!
But then he almost killed us with delicious cheese.
[licks] Mmm, cheesy.
It's almost like Damian would make a better villain than hero.
That's what I've been saying.
[gasps] I knew this day would come. My boy is turning into a proper villain.
I've borne witness to many of Joker's schemes over the years,
but this could be his deadliest one yet.
Listen, gang.
The Batcomputer should finish tracing Joker's broadcast within the hour.
-Let's go upstairs and take five. -Right.
We need to have our heads in the game when we confront that psychotic clown.
-[clears throat] -Uh, not that Damian is a clown.
I mean, he is. But only recently. I meant the Joker.
-[dramatic music playing] -[evil laughter]
Oh, so much fun.
[Batman] I know this is going to be hard to understand,
but I can't let any more of you get hurt.
What are you talking about, BW?
[groans] Ah, it's locked,
I'm afraid Batman has initiated lockdown protocol,
making the Batcave inaccessible to anyone.
What? Why?
[dings]
[breathes deeply]
I knew I shouldn't have trusted him with any part of this AntiGlow mission.
He's just a kid. He's too young to be doing superhero work.
-[sighs] I'm a terrible dad. -[meows]
No, I can't work with the rest of the family on this either.
Joker's a dangerous lunatic.
[meows]
I'm going alone. I have to. I just got to know where.
[electrical dings]
I'm going to save Damian and take the Joker down myself.
Be home soon. [kisses]
-[car beeps] -[engine revs]
[grunts]
-[chewing] -Oh, that cunning detective.
-Even I can't phase through it. -Come on, Unc.
You must have some way of reaching Batman.
Even if I had, I doubt he'd answer. He doesn't want any of us involved.
Doesn't he realize we're family?
All too well, my dear child.
[angry grunts and yells]
It's no use. The Batcave is nearly impenetrable.
-So we're locked out forever? -Well...
I did say "nearly" impenetrable.
A-ha!
-There! We can access utility tunnel 9A. -And Bruce doesn't know about it?
Master Bruce isn't the only one in this house who's good at keeping secrets.
Oh, Alfred is great at keeping secrets.
He never told anybody that I accidentally knocked Ra's toothbrush into the toilet.
Oh, I know it tasted funny!
Now, let's all break into the Batcave.
[dramatic music playing]
[tires screeching]
Mm, I hope he fights better than he parks.
[fighting grunts]
-Oh, no, I was way too cocky way too fast. -Where's Joker?
The only Joker I see is-- [screams]
[exciting music playing]
[dark music playing]
[grunts and yells]
[exciting music playing]
[groans, rambles]
-[gasps] -[all yelling]
-[gasps] -[spitting]
[exciting music continues]
[grunts]
[yells, rambles]
[fighting grunts and yells]
[muffled yells]
-[all cheering] -Success!
What are we doing again?
He finished the trace to Joker's hideout.
Looks like we're going to the old TV studio.
Right, let's suit up, everyone. Bruce can't do this alone.
Beware the EXO-BAT!
May our enemies suffer an eternity of suffering!
Don’t forget Batma-- Sorry, always do that. Man-Batman!
Claire, you ready?
Sorry. Claire's going to sit this one out.
-No, Claire, we need you-- [yells] -[flame ignites]
Because Volcana's got this.
[cheers and laughs]
[all] One, two, three...
-[all] Bat-Fam! -Ra's Al Ghul!
[eerie music playing]
This is Vicki Vale reporting live.
Yes, the Clown Prince of Crime is back.
And we have reports of people becoming enraged all across town.
All we can do is wait with dreaded anticipation for Joker's grand finale.
Ugh, what a sensationalist! They call this news?
-Where's my son? -Wow. Okay.
Uh, straight to business, I guess. Aren't you gonna ask me how I've been?
I mean, I've got this whole TV studio now. It's always been a personal dream of mine.
-Can it, clown. -[groans] Oh, fine. Have it your way.
But haven't you heard? He's my son now. [laughs]
What? Have you been living in a cave or something?
Oh, right.
But don't tell me you're one of those "I don't own a TV" bats.
-Tell me! -Look at you, all out of breath.
Someone's been skipping cardio day. [screams]
Okay, I'll tell ya. I'll tell ya. But first, could you come a little closer?
Yes, closer. Closer. And just a little bit more.
Right... there, there! Stop right there. [giggles]
[Batman groans] A hanging bat cage?
-You really thought that would work? -[music sting]
No, but that will. [laughs] Oh, I am on fire.
I have been way ahead of you this whole time, huh?
-[groans] -I see you agree. I see it in your eyes.
You see, I have been cooking this scheme for a long time,
and I knew this plan had to be foolproof.
Because I know, no matter what,
you always seem to have an ace up your sleeve.
-That's why this time... -Gotcha!
-...I stole your ace! [laughs] -Damian, turn around.
-Yes? -[electrical hums]
What...
-[screams, laughs] -[gasps]
No, Damian! What do you want, Joker?
[laughs] Oh, Bats.
I only want what you got. A family of my own.
-[laughing] -[alarm blaring]
Actually, do you hear that?
I think it's your family coming here to celebrate the holiday.
-You're going down, clown. -No!
-We're here to rescue you. -Love the new look.
-Too bad it's a fire hazard. -[screams]
-Volcana! -Don't worry, Batman.
Time to wet your whistle, Pop!
-[high-pitched ringing] -[babbling]
[laughing] Huh?
[groans]
[laughs] Look at the new toy my dad helped me make.
[EXO-BAT] Damian, no.
-[party music playing] -[Junior Joker] Dance!
[laughing]
-[suspenseful music playing] -Hey, Dad.
[grunts]
If anyone's gonna turn him evil, it's me.
-Boring. -[Ra's] Damian, no!
Okay, that was actually quite impressive.
-[chews] -[zips]
[EXO-BAT] Damian! Make it stop!
That was easy. I wish I could take credit for this, but...
I know all their weaknesses better than they do.
And now, not only am I gonna bring crime back,
but I'm gonna turn every single one of Gotham's citizens
into full-blown criminals, and no one is going to stop me.
And we're back...
In three, two...
[static buzzes]
-And we're back on the air. -We are so very close to our grand finale.
Which is why, folks, we've invited some very special guests to the studio.
Put your hands together for Gotham's heroes.
[canned cheering]
As you can see, there is no Bat family left to save you from my last prank,
which is... drumroll. [imitates drumroll]
There is no prank.
It's just going to be a good old-fashioned style beat down on all of you,
the helpless citizens of Gotham.
Scatter, my goons. Go spread some rage.
[laughter]
Joke's over, clown.
Ooh, just in time for my early fall special.
Get it? "Fall" special? [evil laughs]
That joke always lands!
Let’s see how Gotham’s heroes fare
against the greatest prank gauntlet ever designed!
It's time for the elimination round with all of Gotham's favorite villains.
-[gasping] -Help, help!
-[gasping and grunting] -[yelling]
[Joker] That's right, Gotham. Feel your helplessness.
Turn to rage!
Happy April Fool's Day, Gotham!
Happy April Fool's Day to all!
-[panicked yelling] -[man] I hate pranks!
[grunting]
[gasps] Of course. It's so simple.
Hmm.
Sir! We got angry masses on the streets.
Don't worry. I'll handle this. Hello, Batman.
-[gasps] -[electric buzzes]
Oh, no!
[fighting grunts]
[Joker] Things are really heating up.
[evil laughter]
Dad, this is the best April Fool's Day ever.
Really? Oh, put her there.
[buzzes]
-[laughs] -Gotcha!
Take the others and get out of here.
[groans]
You got to trust we can handle it.
-[laughs] -[grunts]
-Need a hand? -I got it.
We've got to get to the AntiGlow.
-Look out! -[buttons squeaking]
[chuckles]
[groans]
Oopsie Daisy. [evil laughter]
[yells]
-Oh, rats! I hate it when they live. -Oh, so many buttons.
-Does "GF" stand for "grand finale?" -No, no.
"GF" stands for "giant fart."
[farting noise]
[giggling]
This button is for the grand finale.
[intense music playing]
Whoa, child. I do love your enthusiasm.
But first, we must make sure Gotham is primed and ready.
-[angry yelling] -[chaotic noises]
[evil laugh]
♪ Gotham Town is falling down My dear Batsy ♪
Light it up, my boy!
-Light it up like a Christmas tree. -[laughing]
-[dinging] -[electronic beeping]
It's showtime!
[dramatic music playing]
[fighting grunts and yells]
[squeaks]
[evil laughter]
The AntiGlow!
[yells] Hot, hot, hot!
[groans] We're too late!
Somebody help me! Ra's al Ghul...
[EXO-BAT] Well, that's a shame.
Like a vengeful phoenix, Ra's al Ghul rise-- [screams]
Ah! Look at me fly! Uh, does that rocket make my chin look big?
[fighting grunts]
Hang in there, boys. The grand finale is almost upon us.
Dad, can I press the button now?
We're almost there.
Huh? Was that you, Bats? Where are ya?
Oh!
-Ya missed, Batsy! -Give me the remote, Joker.
Nuh-uh-uh! One more step, and I'll activate the AntiGlow
and destroy all of Gotham.
Son, help me. We got to stop this. I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
-[groans] -[laughs] Awesome.
[fighting grunts and yells]
-[grunts] -[EXO-BAT] Gotcha!
Bet you're regretting the metal suit right about now.
[screams, groans]
[high-pitched] Okay, maybe not.
Damian, I know that you're mad, but a lot of people could get hurt.
Don't listen to him.
Once it's high enough, Dad'll let you hit the button.
You like the button, don't you? You've been asking about it.
-Think of Gotham. We've got to save them. -You hear that, Gotham?
Ol’ Batsy’s gonna save you all!
What's that? Oh, right. Nobody cares. [laughs]
Son, don't make them pay for my mistake.
So you did make a mistake?
Stand back. He's got the remote.
You didn’t think I could handle the AntiGlow mission,
remember, Batman?
-You should've trusted that I could. -I should have.
But if you could go back, would you trust I could handle it now?
I...
-Answer my son, Bats. -I...
I would.
-Dad, the remote! You promised! -That's my boy.
April Fool's, Dad.
Yeah, Bats! April Fools! [blows raspberry]
I was talking to you!
[blowing stops] Huh?
April Fool's!
[theme music playing]
[grunts]
No, Junior! You tricked me?
I'm sorry, son.
Wait, so you were never under--
No. To get Joker to trust me, I had to play along.
I was never really mad.
I mean, I was kind of disappointed, but not actually mad.
So his brainwashing didn't work.
-[all] What? -[EXO-BAT] Young man!
Nothing in the world could stop me from loving my dad
or anyone else in my family.
I have to admit, up until now, you even had me fooled.
-Thanks for trusting I could handle it. -I had some last minute encouragement.
So you really were biding your time, waiting for a chance to strike?
Ha! He truly is an al Ghul! In your face, Alfred!
[EXO-BAT groans] Can we suck him back into the vacuum?
And we could add a soundproof layer, so we don't have to listen to him.
-[laughing] -Yeah, I'm super sick of listening to him.
Betrayed by my own child. You were right, son.
This truly was the best April Fool's Day ever.
Save it for the judge, Joker.
[triumphant music playing]
Never doubted you for a second.
With the Joker gone, we can finally enjoy a crime-free Gotham.
No, Commissioner, I don't think so.
Unfortunately, crime will always have its place in Gotham.
Ah, nuts.
But fortunately, so will the Bat family.
Oh, and sorry about the pranks I pulled with the Joker.
I had to keep my cover.
We're prepared to make restitution for any and all damages.
-Right, Batman? -Yeah!
Well, well, well. Looks like Volcana is a superhero, after all.
Pfft! You wish. [laughs]
-It's good to have you back, goofus. -[laughs]
[EXO-BAT] This calls for a celebration.
Shall I prepare an April Fool's Day dinner?
I couldn't think of anything else I'd rather do.
-[electrical booms] -Dad!
Well, I can think of one thing.
Okay, gang, we've got work to do.
Let's roll, Bat fam!
[theme music playing]
Kind of wish I knew what restitution meant before I promised to make it.
[Batman] Don't worry, son. We're almost done.
And besides, what's important is that we're spending time together as a family.
You're not family.
[credits music playing]