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蝙蝠俠之家

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愚人節快樂(下)

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好

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蝙蝠在卡通結尾說了什麼？

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今天就到這裡，各位蝙友！

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今天就到這裡，各位蝙友！

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聽到你們兩個開懷大笑真好

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昨晚我做了可怕的惡夢

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你有事瞞著達米安
讓他覺得遭到背叛

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他就離家出走，成了…

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小丑？

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慢著，小丑！

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阿福，你還好嗎？

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抱歉，老爺，今晚累壞了

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我們會找到他的，阿福，我保證

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愚人節到了

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現在就把歡樂傳出去

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散播到高譚市每個角落

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掌聲！

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我兒子是不是很會唱，各位？

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我能說什麼，爸？

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我遺傳你的

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（抱抱）

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我追蹤不到地點

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廣播被干擾了

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我正在努力

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知道嗎？

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達米安只是在等小丑一不留神

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就把他綁在牙醫椅上

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給他做根管治療而且不用麻醉劑！

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我認同拉斯奧古

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除了最後一部分

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還有很多事情要做，爸

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你說得對，兒子

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我們要怎麼對整座城市
搞一波惡作劇當大結局呢？

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這就是惡作劇馬拉松的意義

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-市民轉盤遊戲時間到了！
-不！

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惡作劇開始吧

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不是說這是約會節目嗎

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那傢伙變成殭屍了

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吸光體

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如果小丑能讓大家生氣
並在高空使用吸光體

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他就能控制全城人心

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我們的蝙蝠光波阻斷器不夠全城使用

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快點，爸

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我們把這場惡作劇馬拉松
帶到高譚市的街頭

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這是我們拯救達米安
和阻止小丑的機會

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（水泥）

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救命！不！

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達米安！

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（中場休息）

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（哈哈，愚人節快樂！）

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（愛你們的小丑與小小丑）

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爸，這拖太久了

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我們何時要展開大結局？

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快了，孩子

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那只是開胃菜

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等整座城市氣瘋時

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我們就用巨型小丑火箭
把吸光體發射到太空中

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然後控制每個人的心智

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那是啟動大結局的遙控器嗎？

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-對，沒錯
-等時間一到，可以讓我按按鈕嗎？

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耐心點，孩子，耐心點

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拉斯奧古和我差點抓到他

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但他差點用美味起司害死我們

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起司味真濃

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比起當英雄
達米安似乎更適合當壞蛋

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這就是我一直在說的！

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我就知道會有這一天

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我孫子成了真正的壞蛋

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這些年來我見證過小丑的許多陰謀

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但這可能是他最致命的一次

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聽著，各位
蝙蝠電腦應該能在一小時內追蹤到

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小丑的廣播位置

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我們上樓休息五分鐘

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對，要面對那個瘋狂小丑

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我們需要養精蓄銳

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我說的小丑不是達米安

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他只是剛變成小丑

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我是指原本的小丑

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太好玩了

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我知道這很難理解

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但我不能再讓你們受傷了

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你在說什麼，阿布？

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鎖住了

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恐怕蝙蝠俠啟動了封鎖程序

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讓任何人都無法進入蝙蝠洞

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什麼？為什麼？

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我就知道我不應該
把吸光體任務的任何部分交給他

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他還只是個孩子

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他年紀太小，不能做超級英雄的工作

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我是糟糕的爸爸

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不，我不能跟其他家人
一起執行這任務

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小丑是個危險的瘋子！

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我要自己去，我必須去

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我只要知道位置

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（完成）

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我要救出達米安，親手幹掉小丑

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我們很快就會回家

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那狡猾的偵探，就連我都穿不過去

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拜託，叔叔
你一定有辦法聯絡蝙蝠俠

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就算我有，他也不會回應

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他不希望我們牽扯進去

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他不知道我們是一家人嗎？

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他清楚得很，我親愛的孩子

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沒用的

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蝙蝠洞幾乎堅不可摧

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所以我們永遠被鎖在外面？

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我確實說了“幾乎堅不可摧”

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那裡

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我們可以從9A隧道進入

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布魯斯不知道嗎？

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布魯斯老爺不是家裡唯一一個

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擅長保密的人

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阿福很擅長保密

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他從沒告訴別人
我不小心把拉斯奧古的牙刷碰到馬桶

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我就覺得味道怪怪的

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現在，讓我們一起闖進蝙蝠洞

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（電視攝影棚）

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希望他打架技巧比停車厲害

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不，我太自大、太衝動了！

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小丑在哪裡？

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我唯一看到的小丑…

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-好！
-成功了！

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再說一次，我們在做什麼？

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他追蹤到小丑的藏身處

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看來我們要去舊電視攝影棚

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好，大家換裝吧

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不能讓布魯斯自己去

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機甲蝙蝠登場

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願敵人永遠受苦受難！

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別忘了蝙蝠俠…抱歉，老是說錯

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人蝠俠來了！

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克萊兒，準備好了嗎？

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抱歉，克萊兒這次不加入

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不，克萊兒，我們需要你…

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因為火山要加入

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好

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-一、二、三，蝙蝠俠之家！
-一、二、三，拉斯奧古！

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我是維琪維爾，現場報導

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對，犯罪王子小丑回來了

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我們收到消息
全城各地民眾憤怒不已

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我們只能帶著忐忑的心情

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等待小丑的大結局

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真是駭人聽聞

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這叫新聞嗎？

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我兒子在哪？

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好，直接談正事吧

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你不問我最近過得如何嗎？

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現在整個電視攝影棚是我的了

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-這一直是我個人夢想…
-少囉唆，小丑

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好吧，隨便你

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但你沒聽說嗎？他現在是我兒子了

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怎麼？你是一直住在洞穴裡嗎？

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對喔

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但別告訴我
你是那種家裡沒電視的蝙蝠

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告訴我！

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瞧你，氣喘吁吁的

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看來有人又偷懶沒做有氧

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好啦，我告訴你啦！

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但首先，你可以靠近一點嗎？

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對，靠近一點

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靠近一點

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再靠近一點

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對，就是那裡，站住

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懸掛的蝙蝠籠？

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你真以為那樣有用？

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不，但這樣有用

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我好厲害

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這一路以來我都比你強，對吧？

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看得出來你認同
從你眼神看得出來

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我這計畫已經醞釀很久了

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我知道這計畫必須萬無一失

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因為我知道，無論如何

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你似乎總是有王牌

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所以這次…

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抓到了

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我偷走你的王牌

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達米安，轉過來！

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怎樣？

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不，達米安

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你想要什麼，小丑？

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蝙蝠俠

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我只想要你擁有的

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我自己的家庭

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其實，你聽到了嗎？

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我想是你的家人來這裡慶祝佳節

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你完蛋了，小丑

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不！

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我們是來救你的

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我喜歡你的新造型，可惜有火災危險

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火山！

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別擔心，蝙蝠俠

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該吹口哨了，老爸

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看我爸幫我做的新玩具

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達米安，不

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耶！

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爸

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如果有人能把他變邪惡，那只能是我

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無聊

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達米安，不！

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好，那其實真的很厲害

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達米安，快讓它停下來！

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還真簡單

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我希望我能居功，但是…

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我比他們更清楚他們的弱點

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現在，我不但要讓犯罪重現

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還要把高譚市每一位市民

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都變成徹頭徹尾的罪犯

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沒有人能阻止我

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我們回來了！

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倒數三、二…

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我們回到現場

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我們快要進入大結局了

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各位，這就是為什麼我們邀請
一些非常特別的嘉賓來到攝影棚

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掌聲歡迎高譚市的英雄們！

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如你所見，沒有蝙蝠俠之家

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能救你們脫離我最新一場
惡作劇了，而且，鼓聲…

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根本就沒有惡作劇

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只有老派大亂鬥

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好好痛扁你們一頓

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無助的高譚市民

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分頭去吧，我的手下

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00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,598
去散播怒火吧

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玩笑結束了，小丑

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正好趕上我的早秋落葉特輯

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懂嗎？“落葉”特輯？

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這笑點每次都中

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來看看高譚市的英雄們

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怎麼對付史上最狂的惡作劇挑戰

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淘汰賽時間到了

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高譚市最喜歡的所有壞蛋

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救命啊！

234
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沒錯，高譚市

235
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感受你的無助

236
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,718
轉變成憤怒

237
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愚人節快樂，高譚市

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大家愚人節快樂！

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我討厭惡作劇！

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當然，很簡單

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長官，街上有大群暴怒的民眾！

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別擔心，我來處理

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喂，蝙蝠俠？

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（愚人節快樂！高登）

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不！

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局勢越來越緊張了

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爸，這是最棒的愚人節

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真的嗎？

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擊掌

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騙到你了

251
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帶其他人離開這裡

252
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你要相信我們應付得來

253
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-需要幫忙嗎？
-我可以

254
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我們要去拿吸光體

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小心！

256
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糟糕

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討厭

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他們還活著真讓我火大

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好多按鈕

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這個按鈕代表大結局嗎？

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不是，這按鈕是大放屁

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這個按鈕才是大結局

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哇，孩子

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我很喜歡你的熱情

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但首先，我們必須確保
高譚市準備好了

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高譚市垮下來，親愛的蝙蝠俠

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點亮地圖，兒子

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點亮地圖，就像點亮聖誕樹！

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好戲上場了！

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吸光體！

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好燙

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我們太遲了

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誰來救救我，拉斯奧古…

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真可惜

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就像復仇的鳳凰，拉斯奧古…

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看我飛起來

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00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,863
那個火箭讓我的下巴看起來很大嗎？

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撐著點，兄弟們！

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大結局快到了

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爸！我可以按下按鈕了嗎？

281
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快了

282
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是你嗎，蝙蝠俠？你在哪裡？

283
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,136
沒打到，蝙蝠俠

284
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,554
遙控器給我，小丑

285
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才不要

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再向前一步，我就啟動吸光體

287
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,309
摧毀整座高譚市

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00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,271
兒子，救我，我們要阻止這一切

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抱歉我沒信任你…

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太棒了

291
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-抓到你了
-你一定後悔穿金屬裝了

292
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好吧，也許沒有

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00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,790
達米安，我知道你很生氣
但很多人可能會受傷

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別聽他的！

295
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,211
等火箭飛得夠高，爸爸就讓你按按鈕

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00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,714
你喜歡按鈕，對吧？你一直在問

297
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,133
想想高譚市，我們要救他們

298
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,843
聽到了嗎，高譚市？

299
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,387
蝙蝠俠會救你們

300
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,682
那是什麼？噢，對，沒人在乎

301
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,895
兒子，別讓他們為我的錯誤付出代價

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00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,606
所以你確實犯了錯？

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退後，遙控器在他手上

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你以為我應付不了吸光體任務

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00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,906
記得嗎，蝙蝠俠？

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但你應該相信我可以

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我應該相信的

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但如果時光能倒退
你會相信我現在能應付嗎？

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我…

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回答我兒子，蝙蝠俠

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我…

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我會

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00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,723
-爸，遙控器，你答應過的！
-這才是我的兒子

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愚人節快樂，爸

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對，蝙蝠俠，愚人節快樂

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00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,607
我是在跟你說話

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愚人節快樂

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00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,917
不！小小丑，你騙我？

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00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,171
對不起，兒子

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等等，所以你從來沒有…

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沒有，為了讓小丑相信我
我必須配合

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我從來沒生氣過

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我是說，我有點失望
但不是真的生氣

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00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,395
所以，他的洗腦沒有用

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00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,230
-什麼？
-年輕人

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00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,858
世上沒有任何事能阻止我愛我爸

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或我任何家人

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00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,819
我必須承認

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00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,280
連我都被你騙到現在

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00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,116
謝謝你相信我能應付

331
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,577
我在最後一刻得到了一點鼓勵

332
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,954
所以，你真的在等待時機

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00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,581
等待機會出擊？

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00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,587
他真的是奧古家的孩子
甘拜下風吧，阿福

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00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,214
可以把他吸回吸塵器嗎？

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00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,593
可以加一層隔音層
這樣我們就不用聽他說話

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00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,636
-對，我聽膩了
-對吧？

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00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,055
被自己的孩子背叛

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00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,682
你說得對，兒子

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這真是史上最棒的愚人節

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00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,063
留著跟法官說吧，小丑

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00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,241
我從來沒懷疑過你

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小丑不在了，我們終於可以享受
沒有犯罪的高譚市了

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00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,663
不，局長，我不這麼認為

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不幸的是，犯罪在高譚市始終存在

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可惡

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00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,379
但幸運的是，蝙蝠俠之家也始終存在

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我要為我和小丑搞的那些惡作劇道歉

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00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,343
我必須保住我的臥底身分

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我們準備補償所有損害

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對吧，蝙蝠俠？

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對！

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唉呀

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00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,604
看來火山終究是超級英雄

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00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,314
你想得美

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00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,233
很高興你回來了，傻瓜

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00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,946
這值得慶祝一下

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00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,406
要我準備愚人節晚餐嗎？

359
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,867
我想不出有比這更想做的事了

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00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,410
爸爸！

361
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,581
我想到一件事

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00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,376
好了，各位，我們有工作要做

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00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,127
走吧，蝙蝠俠之家

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00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,891
真希望我在答應之前
就知道補償是什麼意思

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00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,602
別擔心，兒子，我們快清理完了

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00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,938
況且，重要的是

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00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,774
我們一家人在一起共度時光

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00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:17,944
你又不是家人

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字幕翻譯：黃雪英

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