1
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Vijay-ji.

2
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<i>The Lord is my shepherd</i>

3
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<i>- There is nothing I shall want…</i>
- It's okay.

4
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I assumed he'd gone for a walk.

5
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I even called out, from the taxi.

6
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But maybe he didn't hear me.

7
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Had I known
he was going to kill himself, I'd…

8
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Oho, Mrs Bakshi!

9
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Do you know they didn't find
Vijay uncle's body?

10
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He's definitely coming back as a ghost.

11
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If they didn't find his body,
how did they know…?

12
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Bakshi aunty saw him alone at the seaside.

13
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Then those boys saw that he jumped.

14
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Mummy said they are
true gentleman for informing us.

15
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Please be seated.

16
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- Mr Bathena?
- Yes?

17
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- Please.
- Oh, yes.

18
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Sorry, I'm so sorry.

19
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Yes.

20
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First of all,
my heartfelt condolences to the family.

21
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Deeksha, Akhil, and Abhishek.

22
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It's Abhimanyu, Uncle, not Abhishek.

23
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Sorry, son. Abhimanyu.

24
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Vijay and I met 30 years ago.

25
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He had brought his wife
to my cancer care centre.

26
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Anna stayed in my hospital
for seven years,

27
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and Vijay and I became best of friends.

28
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So many memories.

29
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I don't even know where to start.

30
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For example, we used to play
a lot of rummy.

31
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Score was 126-all.

32
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Actually, I think
I was leading 126 to 125.

33
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But how do I argue with a dead chap?
Cheater!

34
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And Vijay was not just good at rummy.

35
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He was our colony's champion dancer too.

36
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He won the <i>Garba Night</i> trophy
three whole times.

37
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But yes, one time it was controversial

38
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because Mrs Bakshi was the judge.

39
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Your favourite, right?

40
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Favouritism.

41
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Father, just wait…
I'm just checking if I've missed anything.

42
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Oh yes, of course.

43
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Vijay… is not dead.

44
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Vijays never die!

45
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What the hell?!

46
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Vijay!

47
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Papa?

48
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- Grandpa?
- Vijay!

49
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What nonsense is this?

50
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- Told you! Ghost!
- Whoa! Yes.

51
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Why is my photo up there?

52
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Vijay!

53
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Whaddup, guys.
Welcome back to Shock-a-locka Baby.

54
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Your daily dose of shocking stories.

55
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<i>Yes, I'm very excited today.</i>

56
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<i>Because last week I showed you
two frogs getting married.</i>

57
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<i>But today, we have Vijay Mathew,</i>

58
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<i>who turned up at the church
for his own funeral.</i>

59
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<i>And behind this door lives
"Second-chance Vijay,"</i>

60
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<i>who, I'm sure, is happy to be alive, bro.</i>

61
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<i>Ready?</i>

62
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<i>Boom!</i>

63
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Dumbfuck!

64
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- Papa!
- Sorry.

65
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Rascal. Hypocrite.

66
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Bottom-feeding frog in a well!

67
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Why would I commit suicide? Tell me.

68
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I don't come home once
and you gathered the whole neighbourhood!

69
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You organised a prayer meeting?
And you even bought a coffin!

70
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Don't turn this on us.

71
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Where were you all night? Explain!

72
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The police were looking
for your body till 6:00 in the morning.

73
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- I went for a walk, bro.
- Without your cell phone?

74
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- It was charging. I forgot it, child.
- Don't "child" me.

75
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I'll get a neck leash for your phone.
Then you'll never forget it.

76
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Mrs Bakshi, please.

77
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- You keep quiet.
- What, please?

78
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Why were you standing at the edge of
the sea, like this? She saw you.

79
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That's my diving pose.

80
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When I look into the sea,
my inner swimmer awakens.

81
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Look at this photo.

82
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- This is ridiculous.
- But that is not the point.

83
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The point is, why did you get a coffin
without finding my body? Why?

84
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Why didn't you come home all night?

85
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That is also the point.

86
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Come on, I was having drinks with Kishore.

87
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In your hospital.

88
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Then Kishore fell asleep

89
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and I passed out
in the room behind the dormitory.

90
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So if you were passed out there,

91
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then who did those local boys see
jumping into the ocean?

92
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They said he was an old codger
wearing rags. A dirty man...

93
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- You're the old codger, you son of a gun.
- Papa!

94
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One minute. One minute. Yes.

95
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There was a beggar there.

96
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He was wearing old rags.
He must have jumped.

97
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- Yes!
- Correct!

98
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That solves it. I'm telling you.

99
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Let's celebrate. Let's party.

100
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But the beggar's body wasn't found?

101
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- Oh, you dumbfuck...
- Really, Papa! Let's go, Akhil.

102
00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,583
So nice to see you again, Abhishek.

103
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It's Abhimanyu.

104
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- So sorry.
- One moment.

105
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Have some tea at least.

106
00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:14,375
Call for some savouries too. Why not?

107
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Stop acting
like everything is normal, Papa.

108
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Why are you getting upset?

109
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I should be the one getting mad

110
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that you're sitting with my coffin
before I'm dead!

111
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Don't act over-smart.

112
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After Mummy's passing,
you've become very careless.

113
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You're still reeking of beer.
You know that?

114
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Okay, I'm sorry.

115
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I promise that after today,
I will never drink alcohol again. Happy?

116
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- Really?
- Yes. Come on, smile.

117
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- Grow up.
- My dear, listen to me.

118
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She's right. But welcome back.

119
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Thank you, son.

120
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- Hello, my child.
- I love you, Grandpa.

121
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- Sorry, my dear.
- Akhil!

122
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Viju, I'm so happy that you're not dead.

123
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What are you doing, Mrs. Bakshi?

124
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- Okay.
- Please. Thank you.

125
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Vijay, I'll get going too.
I'm really tired.

126
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- Okay, but don't do such a thing again.
- Sure.

127
00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,458
Next time, I'll wait for you to die.

128
00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:05,250
Very funny.
What are these papers in your hand?

129
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,792
- Nothing.
- Show me.

130
00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:07,875
- I'll...
- Show me!

131
00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,708
- It's personal...
- Show me!

132
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Sit down!

133
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I said sit down!

134
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"Vijay's Eulogy."

135
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Hey, are you going to say anything?

136
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You lousy pyjama-dwelling rat!

137
00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,292
Actually, it's better you don't speak.

138
00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,667
Rummy player? <i>Garba</i> dancer?

139
00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,875
Debate champion in grade ten?

140
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I "died" and this is
what you wrote about me?

141
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But you didn't die, did you?

142
00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,833
But you didn't know that.

143
00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,708
Now wait till you die.

144
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See what speech I give for you.

145
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Bloody failed compounder.

146
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Horny ward boy.

147
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,417
The hospital sweeper.
Where do you think you're going?

148
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,167
You may not think you're an old man,

149
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,708
but my bladder reminds me daily that I am.

150
00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:08,851
I'll have a tinkle and come.

151
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,250
Delay your tinkle. Sit down.

152
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,375
You rascal,
we've been friends for so many years.

153
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,000
And you know nothing about my life?

154
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,167
About my achievements?

155
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:25,375
So sorry, buddy. For future reference,
what could I have said?

156
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,458
- Lots of things!
- For example?

157
00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:28,583
- For example?
- Yes?

158
00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:34,833
I was a bronze medallist
in National Swimming Championship.

159
00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:35,792
Year?

160
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,125
In 1976. Yes.

161
00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:42,083
Wow! Congratulations. And?

162
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,625
And?

163
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,125
Anna used to say
that if I'd continued swimming,

164
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,958
I could have made it to the Asian Games.

165
00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:54,042
A swimmer with potential? Wow!

166
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,458
- Yes!
- Fantastic.

167
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,417
Anything else? More?

168
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,500
More?

169
00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:03,042
I can't remember more
because I'm pissed off.

170
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:19,083
Vijay, what we dreamed we'd become

171
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,833
and what we actually became…

172
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,208
This is everyone's story.

173
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,250
I'm happy you're alive.

174
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,167
Yes.

175
00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:48,125
All right, then. Get some rest.

176
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,458
Akhil, you're not opening
your mouth in time.

177
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,708
Come on, focus. Like this.

178
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,292
Watch it. Watch this.

179
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,708
- Wow.
- Your cake, sir.

180
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,458
- Lovely!
- It's a lovely cake.

181
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,167
Papa, come on, we're cutting the cake.

182
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,542
But I'm teaching him.

183
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,250
- Akhil!
- Papa, training later. Come.

184
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,500
Okay, coming.

185
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,000
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

186
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,458
- Happy birthday, Mummy.
<i>- Happy birthday to you</i>

187
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,917
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

188
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,833
- Here.
- Happy birthday, my girl.

189
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:27,917
Thank you, Papa.

190
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,083
Bless you.

191
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:33,417
I'll get going now.

192
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,500
No, Papa.
It's my birthday, you can't leave.

193
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,833
Meet Jaag and Sunny.

194
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,000
Jaag. Like the car.

195
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,542
- Good to meet you, Uncle.
- Jaguar.

196
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,750
They moved into our building
just three months ago.

197
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:45,833
From the US.

198
00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:49,958
Jaag is a motivational speaker
and he runs a company called...

199
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,042
Ja Su It!

200
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,000
Sorry?

201
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:57,458
"Ja Su It." Jaag and Sunny.
39 centres in 21 countries. Cool, huh?

202
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,708
Okay. Ja Su It!

203
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,417
- What do you do?
- Yeah?

204
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,875
Me? I'm retired.

205
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:07,667
And before that?

206
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,500
I was a swimming coach.

207
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,667
Oh, nice.

208
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,042
Like, nationals?

209
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,667
No.

210
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,000
State?

211
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,042
At this very club, actually.

212
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,875
It was more like a hobby.

213
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,042
Abhimanyu and I first met right here too.

214
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,042
So cute.

215
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,542
Teaching children to swim in a club pool.

216
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,125
Noble.

217
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,000
But what was your main job?

218
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,875
My main job and my hobby…

219
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,083
were the same.

220
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,833
Actually, Dad's been extremely passionate
about swimming.

221
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,917
Isn't it, Dad?

222
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,958
Whatever you do, do it well.
Age is just a number, bro.

223
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,500
Push, pump, hustle, kill!

224
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,833
Easy, baby. Easy.

225
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,958
Grandpa was a bronze medal champion.

226
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,333
- Ah, cool.
- Wow!

227
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,042
Cheers.

228
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,917
I'll get going, dear.

229
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,500
Bye, Papa.

230
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,042
See you, Dad.

231
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:18,375
Bye, Grandpa.

232
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:22,000
GOOD AT RUMMY

233
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Great…

234
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,458
things…

235
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,125
done…

236
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,750
by…

237
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,042
old…

238
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,750
people.

239
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,583
John Glenn.

240
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,667
He went to space at the age of 77.

241
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,583
Hats off.

242
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,307
You can't even go to the toilet properly.

243
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,625
- Okay, no problem.
- Next.

244
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,083
And this Momofuku Gando,
I mean Momofuku Ando.

245
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,750
He invented instant noodles
at the age of 61.

246
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,625
Look, I'm already dying of cancer.

247
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:11,250
I don't want to die of food poisoning.

248
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,542
Okay, listen to this.

249
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,250
Raymond Calvert.

250
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,500
He became a father at the age of 78.

251
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,583
My God!

252
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:24,792
Listen, you just try
that "John Glenn in space" thing.

253
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,000
He's off to become a father!

254
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,542
Vijay, when was the last time you had sex?

255
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,792
Sorry, sister. He's a pervert.

256
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,042
Keep your voice down, dumbfuck.
Asking out loud.

257
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,792
On 21st June…

258
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- Recent.
- Now.

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…of 2007.

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Lieutenant Colonel James Warren.

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At the age of 87,
he got a pilot's license.

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- Whose was it? I hope it was returned.
- Bloody illiterates.

263
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,333
Vijay, if you're going to become a pilot,
let us know in advance.

264
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,500
There's always a long wait
to book train tickets.

265
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,125
You deciduous forest of nose hair.

266
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,458
"Nose hair." That's original, Vijay.

267
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,417
Vijay, there's still one impossible thing
you can do at your age.

268
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- Tell me.
- Be the oldest chap to stop swearing.

269
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,458
Impossible.

270
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,667
He didn't stop
even when Anna asked him to.

271
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,167
Don't talk rubbish.

272
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,809
Correct. He's the number one potty mouth.

273
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,333
Don't talk about potty, man.
I'm constipated again today.

274
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,875
Dude, try guavas.
They're really effective.

275
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,583
You chaps keep talking about potty.
Dream potty, die potty.

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There is not a single achievement in life

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that people will remember us for and say,
"Wow, what a great dead chap."

278
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:35,958
What is the use of repenting now
when the bird has already flown the coop?

279
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,625
There goes Mister Optimistic.

280
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,750
How were you even a doctor 30 years ago?

281
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His patients would have died
of depression itself.

282
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,375
There's an age to do such things.

283
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,458
And what age is that?

284
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,792
My grandson's age.

285
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,750
He's 18 years old,
and doing a triathlon race.

286
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,375
Youngest to do it. Youngest!

287
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:54,958
Your grandson's doing it, right?

288
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,375
So why do you have the swagger
of a rhino's ass?

289
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,417
"A rhino's ass!"
He's finally learning from me.

290
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,500
Dumb people!

291
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,708
Vijay, wasn't he your doctor too?

292
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,042
Yeah. He was a dumbfuck then
and he's a dumbfuck now.

293
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,917
He's a certified dumbfuck!

294
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,125
- Yes.
- What's up?

295
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- Bowel movement.
- Applause.

296
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Swimming 1.5 kilometres.

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Followed by 40 kilometres of cycling.

298
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Followed by 10 kilometres of running.

299
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Can anyone tell me what this is called?

300
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Dumbfuckery!

301
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Triathlon.

302
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And the youngest person in India
to complete a triathlon

303
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was 20 years old. But today,

304
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from our very own colony,

305
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:46,250
Aditya Jaiswal will be attempting this

306
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,458
at the tender age of 18. Wow!

307
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,708
Very good.
May he have his grandfather's years too.

308
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,542
- Aditya, best of luck.
- Thank you.

309
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And to boost Aditya's morale,

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we have some special guests.

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Such as Mr Sunil Saxena,

312
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the Vice Chairman
of the Triathlon Association of India

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and a good friend of Mr Jaiswal.

314
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Very nice. Pleasure.

315
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Also another special guest…

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Mr Vivek Sagar.

317
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Mr Vivek Sagar is the CEO of Boot Inc.

318
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Yes, friends, Boots Inc. Boots for Youths.

319
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A leading shoe brand which has agreed
to sponsor Aditya for this event.

320
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,333
A big hand!

321
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,708
Do come, sir. Please.

322
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,042
Sir, I have worn Boot Inc. shoes
specially for this event.

323
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,417
I see.

324
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,583
<i>Please come. Easy does it.</i>

325
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,458
This chewing gum is stuck…

326
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,250
- No worries, sir. You… easy.
- Here.

327
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,250
Boot Inc. announces

328
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that if Aditya Jaiswal
successfully completes the triathlon,

329
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then any charity that Aditya selects

330
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will be awarded two million. Wow!

331
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,125
- Two million?
- Wow!

332
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,667
Vijay!

333
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Oldest…

334
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:16,542
person…

335
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,500
triath…

336
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Fali, I got it!

337
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- Vijay.
- I got it.

338
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Come, Vijay. Just in time. Sit, please.

339
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,083
I found my big idea!

340
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:42,750
You always say that
and lose in the first set itself.

341
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,958
Just forget it.

342
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,083
- Not for rummy!
- Then?

343
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,542
- For my eulogy.
- Eulogy?

344
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,375
To make my life special.

345
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,958
To make your job easier
in church when I'm dead.

346
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An idea that will amaze everyone.

347
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,042
Their jaws will drop

348
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:59,125
and people will say,
"Bravo, Vijay really did it, man!"

349
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,917
Congratulations, Vijay.
And who's the lucky girl?

350
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,042
And how did you make her pregnant so fast?

351
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,583
Pregnant? Put that down!

352
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,417
Pregnant, my foot!

353
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,792
Will you listen or not?

354
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,167
Yes, tell me.

355
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,917
- Triathlon!
- What lon?

356
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,708
Triathlon!

357
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:21,167
Just because it's a triathlon, do you have
to say it three times? Triathlon what?

358
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:26,208
The oldest person
to complete a triathlon in India is 67.

359
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,667
- Okay.
- And what's my age?

360
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,833
69, right?

361
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,250
Exactly.

362
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,208
Still don't get it?

363
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,167
Tell me clearly,
what will you do at a triathlon?

364
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,167
Go watch it?

365
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,208
I'll complete the triathlon.

366
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:43,042
I'll create a new record in India
by completing a triathlon at 69.

367
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,042
Vijay Mathew will be the oldest man
to complete a triathlon in India.

368
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,542
Vijay Mathew is great.
Vijay Mathew is fantastic.

369
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,708
Vijay Mathew forever!

370
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:53,500
Are you crazy? You know what one has to
do in a triathlon. That announcer...

371
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:58,292
I know everything. 1.5 km swimming,
40 km cycling, and 10 km running.

372
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,042
- And you're going do all this?!
- Yes, of course.

373
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I can already swim, you know that.

374
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,708
Cycling I do in the colony every day.
And running, I can learn.

375
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,958
Oh my God! You're totally mad.

376
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,667
Oh my God!

377
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,542
You laxative-laced lump of lard!
Why are you laughing?

378
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,042
Oh my God! I can't take it anymore.
You're totally mad.

379
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,583
- You dumbfuck!
- Not me, you're the dumbfuck.

380
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,333
Oh my God!

381
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:29,875
You?

382
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,083
At your age?

383
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,708
Triathlon? Have you gone mad?

384
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:43,458
You'll conk off.

385
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,417
Am I supposed to say something, or…?

386
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,958
<i>Brahmacharya,</i>

387
00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:03,458
bachelor student life.

388
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:06,167
<i>Grihastha,</i> married life.

389
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,000
<i>Vanaprastha,</i> retirement.

390
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:12,750
And at the end, <i>Sanyaasa.</i>
Total detachment.

391
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,375
Sorry, I think
I've come to the wrong office.

392
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:17,292
No.

393
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,375
Look there.

394
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,074
You're not in the wrong office.

395
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,750
You're in the wrong
stage of life, mister…?

396
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,792
- Vijay Mathew.
- Correct!

397
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:29,542
You should have been transitioning
from <i>Vanaprastha</i> to <i>Sanyaasa.</i>

398
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,958
But you're trying to re-enter
the <i>Brahmacharya </i>stage!

399
00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,917
Is this some kind of a prank or...

400
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,708
You're the one pranking us, Mr Vijay.

401
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,250
- Rajan.
- Sir, you...

402
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,750
- One moment.
- Okay.

403
00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,333
Mr Mathew, this committee has read
and discussed your application.

404
00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:45,417
Okay.

405
00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:48,875
I'm sorry, but you can't participate
in the triathlon.

406
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,167
But my good man, why?

407
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,417
Call me "sir".

408
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:56,208
Mr Sunil Saxena, Vice Chairman,
Triathlon Association of...

409
00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:57,292
Mrs Saikia.

410
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,833
Okay, sir, okay.

411
00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:01,792
I'm sorry… sir. But why?

412
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,083
Because you are too old.

413
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:07,250
It's the age for you to play
with your grandchildren,

414
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,833
not go cycling for 40 km.

415
00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,167
And it's not safe.

416
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,583
But that's on me, right?

417
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,708
I'm willing to sign a waiver form.

418
00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:19,417
But Mr Mathew, this committee is not
willing to sign your death warrant.

419
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,417
But haven't you given permission
to that youngster, Aditya?

420
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,542
Oh, right. I forgot that his father
just happens to be your friend.

421
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:29,000
But it's a risk for him too, isn't it?

422
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,917
Thanks for applying, Mr Mathew.

423
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,875
Are you serious?

424
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,750
You won't let me decide
how I want to live my life?

425
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,101
Of course we will let you decide…

426
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,000
- How are you letting me?
- How are we not?

427
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,042
You've written that this is rejected.

428
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,167
Provided you make the right decision.

429
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,417
Good luck, Mr Mathew.

430
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,583
<i>Next is freestyle 50-metres race.</i>

431
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:49,458
<i>All the participants of Class Five
are requested to…</i>

432
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:52,500
Just because I defeated Aditya's father
in the colony elections,

433
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,083
he's called his friend
on the committee to exact revenge.

434
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,708
Why should I calm down?

435
00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:57,625
Grandpa.

436
00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:59,792
Okay, I've got to go. Let's talk later.

437
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:00,958
Sorry, son. Sorry.

438
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,917
Please welcome your Chief Guest,

439
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,875
respected Chairman
of the Triathlon Association of India.

440
00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:08,792
Welcome, sir.

441
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,958
- This is our school secretary. Mr Manoj.
- Hello.

442
00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:12,250
Remember how to breathe.

443
00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,125
Correct. Sideways.

444
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,893
- …you should be aligned straight.
- One moment.

445
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,875
- Remember, we...
- This is Akhil's lane.

446
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,833
So what, Uncle-ji? Use the other one.

447
00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:22,375
Akhil will lose his rhythm.

448
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,708
He has practised in this lane.

449
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,042
Uncle, that doesn't matter. Trust me.

450
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:30,125
I've won three medals
at local club meets. So, I know.

451
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:31,409
Akhil, don't move. Stand here.

452
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,167
Why are you getting so touchy?

453
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,143
Do people's minds get too much
free energy after retirement?

454
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,792
When you meet your real father,
you can ask him.

455
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,167
- What did you say?
- Yeah.

456
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:42,167
- Stay right here, Arhit.
- Akhil, don't move.

457
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,583
Don't move. Stay right here.

458
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,417
Don't move. Stay right here.

459
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,726
- Papa. It's okay.
- Don't move.

460
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,083
- Stay where you are.
- Don't move.

461
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,500
- Grandpa.
- You will have a stroke, Uncle.

462
00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,101
You've got one leg in the grave already.

463
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,125
And I'll shove my other leg up
you-know-where.

464
00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:56,333
I'm warning you.

465
00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,833
What you are warning?

466
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:58,833
Let go of me!

467
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,559
- You're a swimming champion, right?
- Yes, I am.

468
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,000
Get your clothes off. Get in the water.

469
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,417
Let's see who's the best.

470
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,667
No.

471
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,000
Not getting in?
Your father hasn't worn his undies.

472
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,750
No undies. Now watch this.

473
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,542
Look!

474
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:13,875
- For real?
- Watch this!

475
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,667
<i>Sir, please come out of the pool.</i>

476
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:35,458
<i>Please, sir, we request you
to come out of the pool.</i>

477
00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:01,708
Ranjit?

478
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:03,917
Vijay?

479
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,417
- Sunil, see if his application...
- Come on, Ranjit.

480
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,750
If the event was in Mumbai,
we could have taken some precautions.

481
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,458
But the event will be 100 kilometres away
in a hilly area.

482
00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:22,167
- To take a risk like that with him…?
- Sir.

483
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:25,375
You know the Bangalore Nationals
in which Ranjit won the gold medal?

484
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,125
I won the bronze medal in the same meet.

485
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,625
I've participated in
more than 12 National Meets.

486
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:31,833
I'm not some two-bit player.

487
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:35,208
Ranjit, sir, if something bad happens
to him, who will be responsible?

488
00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:36,542
Just see, he's not fit.

489
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,250
Who says I'm not fit? Should I show...

490
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,292
- You are unfit.
- Shall I show him how fit I am?

491
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,018
- How does he know I'm fit or not fit?
- I know.

492
00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:43,417
Vijay, please. Relax.

493
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,917
Sir, see the behaviour.

494
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,500
I'll take responsibility.

495
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,208
You just process his application.

496
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,667
Mr Ranjit Kumar.

497
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,083
- Chairman. Triathlon Association...
- Mrs Saikia, one moment.

498
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:56,000
Very well, sir.

499
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:59,500
If you insist, then we will need both
a medical test and a doctor's NOC.

500
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:00,417
Of course.

501
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,726
And records of any previous
hospitalisations and health scares.

502
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,375
There's been no such thing, bro.

503
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:07,375
I mean, sir, there's no such thing.

504
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,250
Ranjit.

505
00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,542
Thank you, buddy.

506
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,792
I didn't think you'd even remember me.

507
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:21,417
Come on, how could I forget you?

508
00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,833
- You were a great opponent.
- Thank you.

509
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:28,542
I always believed
you would defeat me someday.

510
00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:33,250
I searched for you at every race event.
But I never saw you.

511
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,292
But finally, I found you.

512
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,667
And you are lucky, young man.

513
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:40,792
- This time we're both on the same team.
- Thank you.

514
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,708
- I'll be cheering for you.
- Thank you.

515
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:44,958
All the best.

516
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,083
Let's go.

517
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:07,125
It's a medical test,
have you fallen asleep in there?

518
00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,542
Uncle!

519
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:14,000
- Here you go. Okay? Bye.
- Okay.

520
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,167
Wait, Uncle!

521
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,542
Bye.

522
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,792
- Uncle!
- Now what?

523
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,792
Please come. Please relax.

524
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:40,000
Raise both your hands.

525
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,042
Up. The other one too.

526
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,500
Up. Like this. Straight.

527
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,292
Very good. Now look sideways and cough.

528
00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:53,000
- I'll kill you with this knife.
- I'm going to fail you on this test.

529
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:55,708
- Just forget it.
- No. Doctor, sorry, I'll do it.

530
00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:58,000
It's a hernia test, sir.
It's got to be done.

531
00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,458
Please relax. Please raise your hands.

532
00:31:00,542 --> 00:31:03,375
Very good. Now look sideways and cough.

533
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:06,583
Mumma!

534
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:11,208
Mr Mathew, do you like horror stories?

535
00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:12,625
Not in the least.

536
00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:16,542
Does your hair stand on end
listening to ghost stories?

537
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,167
Each and every one.

538
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,417
Nothing.

539
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,583
It's done. Finished.

540
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:26,333
Witch, ogress, I'll strangle you.

541
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:27,708
Security! Let go of me, please.

542
00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:29,708
Stole all my hair.

543
00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,792
What are you doing now, doctor?

544
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,333
I'm just adjusting my gloves. Okay?

545
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:39,250
Bend over.

546
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:42,458
It's a prostate test.
Spread your legs and please bend over.

547
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,625
I'm just applying gel on my gloves.

548
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:50,208
Okay? Relax. All will be well.
Now, I'll do the test. Okay?

549
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:57,167
- I'm feeling ticklish.
- One moment. One, two, three!

550
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,208
It's okay, Biswajeet. Sit down.

551
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,917
- Come on.
- What's going on?

552
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,333
So, congratulations to Vijay.

553
00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:10,667
Despite his shitty attitude
and potty mouth,

554
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:13,000
he's cleared his medical test.

555
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:18,750
- Congratulations!
- Yeah. Yeah, man.

556
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:21,417
Look, Vijay, the last time you died,

557
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,875
you didn't like my speech at all.

558
00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,333
Not at all.

559
00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:28,458
Now that you're actually about to die,

560
00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:30,250
you can give your speech yourself.

561
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,167
Come on.

562
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,167
- Speech!
- Everybody encourage the speech.

563
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:38,167
Okay. Thank you for the flowers.

564
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:44,375
So, Anna was adamant that I shouldn't
sacrifice my dreams on her account.

565
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,250
Because life had put Anna on a timer,

566
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:53,833
she wanted me to live every second
of my life to the fullest.

567
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,875
Just like the lines of our favourite song.

568
00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,542
So whenever I became sad,

569
00:33:00,292 --> 00:33:02,958
Anna would play my favourite song,
our favourite song

570
00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:05,083
on the tape recorder.

571
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,500
"You may not know what lies ahead of you."

572
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:11,333
"Nor do you know what lies behind you."

573
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:15,458
<i>- Whatever is there
- It's now, in this moment</i>

574
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,667
You people know this song?

575
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:22,208
<i>- You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>
- Oh wow!

576
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,167
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

577
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,250
Everybody, stop it. Let him continue.

578
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:31,375
Vijay, please continue
your emotional speech.

579
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:35,000
For several years, I gave no thought
to her words at all.

580
00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:38,958
But when last week,
my dear friend Fali Bathena

581
00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:43,458
ordered a small-sized coffin,
at a discount, online,

582
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,208
I finally realised that my wife Anna
was absolutely right.

583
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:56,750
We're all… living our lives on a timer.

584
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:03,917
So,

585
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:09,833
even though I'm doing
this triathlon for myself,

586
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:15,208
you people gave so much love
to Anna in her last days.

587
00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:18,458
Fali, you were so loving to her.

588
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,500
Kishore.

589
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:24,792
Mrs Bakshi, though she's not here now.
And Mrs Joshi.

590
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:26,583
What's he saying?

591
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:28,708
- He's thanking you.
- Okay.

592
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:32,167
I've decided

593
00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:36,500
that the money I win from the triathlon,

594
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:41,250
I will use that money to repair
this cancer care centre's broken walls

595
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,833
and fix Fali's leaking pipes.

596
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,167
Wow! Superb!

597
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,625
Three cheers for Vijay.

598
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:53,792
- Hip, Hip…
- Hurray!

599
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,583
What are you doing, Biswajeet?

600
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:59,333
Why are you crying?

601
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,000
It's okay.

602
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,958
Called me a potty mouth, did you, huh?

603
00:35:03,792 --> 00:35:05,083
I'm just so happy.

604
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,875
<i>With dreams in my eyes</i>

605
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,625
<i>I walk your paths, O Life...</i>

606
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,000
Mrs Bakshi, give me
a little warning at least.

607
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,000
Goenka's bed-ridden mother,

608
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:31,542
within three weeks,
I made her completely active

609
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:32,667
using this very pep song.

610
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,042
Who the hell is Goenka?

611
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:37,875
Goenka, who took one look at me
in the hospital,

612
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,833
and instantly made me
his mother's private nurse.

613
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,125
Mrs Bakshi, you need to stop
living in the past.

614
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,333
Really? Look who's talking.

615
00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:46,333
- What's this?
- One moment.

616
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:49,375
You were going to exercise
without monitoring your BP?

617
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:52,000
You stay far away from me
and my BP will remain under control.

618
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,958
- It's high.
- How high?

619
00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:57,458
- 148 and 98...
- I don't care how high it is.

620
00:35:57,542 --> 00:36:00,667
- Yeah, please, just leave.
- Vijay!

621
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:18,625
No stopping!

622
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,292
Well done!

623
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,333
Whaddup fam, welcome back
to another Shock-a-locka Baby special.

624
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:56,708
<i>Today, we have with us
the man of the hour himself,</i>

625
00:36:56,792 --> 00:37:00,083
<i>none other than Vijay Mathew, aka Mr Dead,</i>

626
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:03,917
<i>whose funeral video got 40,000 likes
and two million views guys.</i>

627
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,250
<i>This is not the right time.</i>

628
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,601
<i>Would you like to send a message
to our three million subscribers?</i>

629
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:11,167
Yes. Get your faces out of your phones
and the fluff out of your brains

630
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,583
and your bums off your sofas
and do some actual work.

631
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:16,917
<i>- Useless generation!
- You sound like my granddad, Vijay.</i>

632
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,792
I am a granddad! So stop calling me Vijay.

633
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:23,583
<i>Okay, he's very angry.
But we'll try again. Don't worry. For you.</i>

634
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:26,917
Vijay, why so serious? It's okay. Chill.

635
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,500
Don't irritate me. I'm very tired.

636
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:33,167
So that was Vijay Mathew who fell
into the sea but still didn't die.

637
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,101
And he who falls and gets back up
is the real hero.

638
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:36,250
Anyway, you know the drill,

639
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:38,708
subscribe to our YouTube channel
Shock-a-locka Baby.

640
00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,083
Come on. Too slow.

641
00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:44,917
If you train on your own,
you'll obviously die.

642
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,542
This isn't just a 100 or 400-metre race.

643
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,333
You need stamina. Real stamina.

644
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:52,208
You know, everything makes a difference.

645
00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:55,458
What you eat and drink,
when you sleep, wake, and shit.

646
00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:58,083
- It is all...
- Mummy, are you still alive?

647
00:37:58,167 --> 00:38:00,375
- Your mummy?
- Why are you talking like my mummy?

648
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,208
What I eat, drink, shit and nonsense?

649
00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:04,333
- Stop it.
- Shut up! Look there.

650
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:07,208
I said 3000 calories per day

651
00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:08,667
not per meal.

652
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,625
You've turned to burgers
stuffing yourselves with French fries.

653
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:12,750
Pick your feet up.

654
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:16,625
- Run, boys!
- Excuse me, Coach Kumar. Hello.

655
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,167
Remember, I spoke to you
on the phone yesterday? This is the chap.

656
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,208
Grandpa.

657
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,125
Excuse me! Just wait.

658
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,750
Coaching is my passion, not my profession.

659
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,500
Just give him one chance, please.

660
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,333
Tell me your height.

661
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,667
- He's 5' 7".
- 5' 8".

662
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,101
No wonder you made the coffin so small.

663
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:40,417
- Coffin?!
- One minute. Wait.

664
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,750
Wait. Tell me your weight.

665
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,250
- Weight is 78.
- 77.

666
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,792
- Last week it was...
- 77.

667
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:52,875
Decide now. 77 or 7... 77.50.

668
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,667
Weight… height squared… 77.50.

669
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:02,875
- That means, it is…
- 28.

670
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:04,351
Bro, we're not here to play Sudoku.

671
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,667
This is not Sudoku. It's your BMI.
Body Mass Index.

672
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:10,667
This means you cannot participate
in a triathlon.

673
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:14,208
- A reading of above 22 means…
- Hidden body fat.

674
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:15,958
Especially in older patients

675
00:39:16,042 --> 00:39:18,059
with hypertension, early diabetes,
and all these things...

676
00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:19,833
Dumbfuck, are you on my side or his?

677
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:23,667
Actually, I'm a doctor. Please call if you
have any problems. Dr Fali.

678
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,583
Good, Dr… MungFali.

679
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,417
- Dumbfuck.
- It's 26.

680
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,042
What is 26?

681
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,667
The average BMI of a professional swimmer.

682
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,167
Their body fat is higher than
that of a regular athlete.

683
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,667
Helps them float.

684
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:40,917
It's called buoyancy.

685
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,542
Perfect! That's a bullseye.

686
00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:49,083
Bro, I've been a national-level swimmer.
I know science as well.

687
00:39:49,167 --> 00:39:51,125
- National?
- Yes.

688
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,667
That calls for a discount.

689
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,625
- Done.
- Only 150,000.

690
00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:58,292
Training starts with payment
of the first instalment of 50,000. Agreed?

691
00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,750
I thought coaching was your passion,
not your profession.

692
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,833
Passion also needs to float. Right?

693
00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:06,042
It's called buoyancy.

694
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:10,292
Touché. I like it.

695
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,792
Okay. Done.

696
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,750
What done? How done?
Where will you get so much money from?

697
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:17,042
Shall we go to Aditya's sponsor?

698
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,750
What's-his-name? Starts with Ch...

699
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,458
No, it's Boot Inc.

700
00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:23,375
But his tagline itself is,
"Boots for Youths."

701
00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:25,167
And I'm a strapping youth.

702
00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:30,500
Hello and welcome to another episode
of Shock-a-locka Baby.

703
00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:32,208
Today's a very special day.

704
00:40:32,292 --> 00:40:33,875
<i>Because in today's episode…</i>

705
00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:37,250
<i>- Hello, my friend.
- …we have Vijay Mathew himself.</i>

706
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:40,162
How did you suddenly remember
this useless generation?

707
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:41,542
I love young people.

708
00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:42,875
<i>Yo, Ya! Yo!</i>

709
00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,042
Very funny. And we love the truth.

710
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,250
- I need your help…
- There it is.

711
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,333
…to increase my youth appeal.

712
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:51,542
I'm a vlogger, Vijay, not a magician.

713
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:54,708
Your Shock-a-laka-laka-locka thingy
will get 100% access.

714
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,250
What's the catch?

715
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,625
Dammit.

716
00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:10,125
- Yes.
- 47,500 likes and 2.3 million views.

717
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,542
- Swati!
- Yes, sir?

718
00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:17,208
There's a nail stuck in my shoe.
Do something, please.

719
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:18,292
Yes, sir.

720
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:23,833
Yes, so you were saying 2.3 million views?

721
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,250
For this uncle?

722
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:27,292
What can I say, sir? I'm a Heart Bob.

723
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,375
- Heartthrob.
- Heartthrob. Yo, Ya!

724
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:30,708
- Please stop doing that.
- Why?

725
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:31,958
You mean to say that

726
00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:36,000
this uncle here is attempting the record
for India's oldest participant,

727
00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,292
and you actually think our company,

728
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:41,167
"Boots for Youths,"
will be a suitable match?

729
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:44,458
- Yes.
- I'm saying exactly that. You got it.

730
00:41:44,542 --> 00:41:46,083
I got it.

731
00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:48,583
If you had come to me 30 years ago,

732
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:51,125
then maybe I could've helped you.

733
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,083
But right now, I'm sorry.

734
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:55,958
Let's go.

735
00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:58,184
Yes, we have to go to Rider Shoes too.
No time to waste.

736
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,625
One moment. What Rider?

737
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,750
Rider Shoes, sponsors of 12 of my videos,

738
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,417
who understand

739
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,958
that my three million subscribers
joining me on Vijay's journey

740
00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:13,667
will all need to purchase shoes too.

741
00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:16,542
Thank me later.

742
00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,000
- We're going to Rider Shoes now?
- Shut up! Just play along.

743
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,083
That's amazing. Listen, wait up!

744
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:28,875
Don't be like that.
Uncle, shall I call for an energy drink?

745
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,375
Swati! Energy!

746
00:42:47,792 --> 00:42:49,417
- What are you doing?
- Come on!

747
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:53,958
Vijay!

748
00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:56,083
Dr Kumar, you'll make him ill.

749
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,500
Then you can heal him.

750
00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,250
Vijay, come on!

751
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,958
I can't breathe.

752
00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:02,750
Fali, he's not a coach, he's a butcher.

753
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,958
He's a real taskmaster.

754
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:08,125
Training isn't mindless labour.
It's an art. It's a science…

755
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:12,458
One, two, one, two, lift your knee.
Knee, Vijay.

756
00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:14,125
Get the old geezer. Mask…

757
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:16,292
Listen, I'm talking to you.
Come back here.

758
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:18,667
Come on.

759
00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,667
- Look, my friend...
- I'm not your friend.

760
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:24,583
The Mini Triathlon is in a month.
You'll face a similar slope there.

761
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:25,708
Come on!

762
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,125
Come on.

763
00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:37,917
- I fell.
- You'll fall 20 times more.

764
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,125
Fine.

765
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,000
<i>Mr Vijay Mathew,
who's trying to win the title</i>

766
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,208
<i>for the "Oldest Indian
to complete a Triathlon."</i>

767
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:50,167
<i>His oddball training methods are matched
only by his matchless resolve.</i>

768
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,167
This is your reporter, right?

769
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:55,226
The old geezer stole the spotlight
in the colony elections too.

770
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,750
If the spotlight goes,
his sponsorship will go too.

771
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:02,500
Why did you stop? Keep going.

772
00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:06,375
- Look, another story on Vijay.
- I don't want to look.

773
00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:09,875
- Hold on, I'm reaching, man.
- Come on. Use your legs.

774
00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:12,917
Push!

775
00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:16,833
You'll fall 16 more times.

776
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,875
- Grandpa.
- I'm going to fall 16 more times.

777
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,958
Wait, dear, wait…

778
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,250
- Excuse me. Hi.
- Yes?

779
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,292
I'm Mahesh Menon. I'm a sports manager.

780
00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:34,167
- Please come, sir.
- Thank you.

781
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,875
I'm looking for Mr Vijay Mathew.

782
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:39,750
Straight ahead and right.

783
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:48,458
No!

784
00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:53,250
Get him! Give me a balloon.

785
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:54,750
Shall I show you?

786
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:56,458
Got scared of the kids!

787
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:06,500
Consider the job done.

788
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,250
<i>Betrayal, Lies, Deceit.</i>

789
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,458
<i>Vijay Mathew,</i>

790
00:45:14,542 --> 00:45:18,375
<i>who claims to be
India's oldest triathlon athlete,</i>

791
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:21,667
<i>is actually not 69 years old, but 64.</i>

792
00:45:22,292 --> 00:45:25,333
<i>Our channel was able to get hold
of his birth certificate.</i>

793
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:27,875
What nonsense!
That's not my birth certificate.

794
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:31,458
Aditya's father…

795
00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:34,018
"May a crow shit on his fate."
Try and remember your swear words.

796
00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:36,792
But you have your original
birth certificate, right?

797
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,083
You're a penguin.

798
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
You're a dolphin.

799
00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:59,667
Three… two…

800
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:02,083
Come on. Take this. Go.

801
00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:04,958
- Three…
- Two…

802
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:07,375
One! Go. Come on, Adi!

803
00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,708
- You're a sea snake.
- Yes Adi, come on!

804
00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:13,708
You're a sea otter!
You're an underwater mountain goat.

805
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,583
Come on!

806
00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,083
<i>That's all for today's cricket news.</i>

807
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:56,167
<i>After the break,
we'll speak to Vijay Mathew</i>

808
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,417
<i>who will attempt to set a unique record.</i>

809
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,417
- Well done!
- Yes.

810
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,542
<i>…a game where three activities
need to be completed…</i>

811
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:04,583
Put that down!
You're not allowed cold drinks, right?

812
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,917
Why are you getting angry?

813
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,542
Fine, I'll get angry at you.

814
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,708
You stop this triathlon nonsense.

815
00:47:13,042 --> 00:47:14,125
Why should I stop?

816
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:16,750
Why? Should I spell it out?

817
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,000
You have diabetes.

818
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,083
You have BP issues.

819
00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,792
Your last 2D ECHO was irregular.

820
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:23,625
You've not gotten
a single health checkup in years.

821
00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:28,042
And when you did, you didn't follow
the doctor's advice because you're you.

822
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:32,292
Dad… if it's about money,

823
00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:33,792
we can help you out.

824
00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:36,167
How did money come into it?

825
00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,000
It's not about money, son.

826
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,208
Then what is it about, Papa?

827
00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:45,125
I've lost Mummy already. I can't keep
worrying about you all the time. I...

828
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,667
If your mother were around,
she would've supported me.

829
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:50,458
Don't try this emotional blackmail
with me. Don't try it.

830
00:47:50,542 --> 00:47:53,125
- You know I'm right.
- Yes, I know.

831
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,792
I know that before Mummy fell ill,
swimming was your whole life.

832
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:59,000
I know you promised her
that you'd win a gold medal for her.

833
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:02,958
I even know that you stopped swimming and
started coaching to pay all our bills.

834
00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:06,083
If you know,
then why can't you understand?

835
00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:07,542
Because that was then, Papa.

836
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,667
Today, you're 69 years old.

837
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:13,208
So if I'm 69, should I stop having dreams?

838
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,958
If I'm 69, I should wake up in the morning
and read a newspaper?

839
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:19,083
If I'm 69, I should just go for a walk?

840
00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:21,833
If I'm 69, I should just
take medicines and sleep

841
00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,375
and then just die one day?

842
00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:24,708
It would've been better

843
00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:27,583
if I'd actually jumped into the sea
as soon as I turned 69.

844
00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:30,458
Don't cut off the old geezer's head.

845
00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:33,500
- You bloody mother...
- Papa!

846
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:37,833
Bastards! Aditya's scoundrel of a father
has sent you, right?

847
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:40,667
To keep the attention on him?
Just because I bagged a sponsor.

848
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,351
- Dad, let go.
- I won't leave you, rascals.

849
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,208
- Papa!
- He's gone crazy. Start shooting.

850
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:47,250
You're secretly recording
my family members?

851
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:50,875
- How dare you?
- Let go! Don't attack the press!

852
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:51,792
Papa, please don't.

853
00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:54,000
- Delete it!
- The camera will get damaged.

854
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:55,601
What are you doing? It'll get damaged.

855
00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:59,875
- Delete it right now! Deleted?
- Okay, here. Deleted. Done.

856
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:01,083
It's done. I'll see to you.

857
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,083
Sure. But don't be seen here again.

858
00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:05,875
Or you'll be seen in the obituary page
of some newspaper. Bloody…

859
00:49:05,958 --> 00:49:07,333
- Papa, stop it.
- Dad, calm down.

860
00:49:07,417 --> 00:49:09,809
If Mummy was around, she would've knocked
some bloody sense into you.

861
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,250
And you, you're always scolding me.

862
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,973
What should I do if you behave like this?

863
00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:15,000
- Relax.
- Let's get out of here.

864
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,083
Calm down, Dad.

865
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,583
- What...
- Come on, already.

866
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:21,750
Just get in the car.

867
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:23,708
Deeksha, why are you getting hyper?

868
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:31,708
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

869
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:34,417
<i>40 minutes into the Mini Triathlon</i>

870
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,750
<i>and with full gusto, the triathletes</i>

871
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:40,875
<i>have started the swimming section…</i>

872
00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:28,432
- This slope is really killer, man.
- Yes.

873
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,542
The old geezer will bite the dust
as soon as he reaches the slope.

874
00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:33,458
You double geezer, what did you say?

875
00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:35,476
- Say it out loud.
- The old geezer will bite the dust.

876
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,917
Vijay's lungs are supplying his muscles
with more oxygen right now

877
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
than you've breathed in four months.

878
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:43,375
It's called Maximal Oxygen Uptake.

879
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,250
Speak in Hindi, not Science, bro.

880
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,042
Vijay's levels are ample proof that...

881
00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:50,333
He's hired a health accountant,
not a coach.

882
00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:54,125
Hold this for a second.

883
00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:56,625
- You bloody…
- Coach. No!

884
00:50:56,708 --> 00:51:00,625
- I'll hit you.
- Don't do it!

885
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:03,625
Take him away, man.
I'll whack him. I'm telling you.

886
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:09,375
Come on, Vijay. Come on.

887
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,500
- Aditya! Come on!
- Yes, come on!

888
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,083
Oh no, he fell.

889
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,458
- Oh, crap.
- Come on, get up.

890
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,583
Go, help him up.

891
00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:25,125
Useless rascal.

892
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,375
- What kind of father is he?
- Really terrible.

893
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:37,250
- Vijay!
- Come on.

894
00:51:37,792 --> 00:51:40,750
Vijay, careful. Be careful.

895
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:43,500
Vijay, be careful. It's a dangerous slope.

896
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:50,000
Vijay, be careful.

897
00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:52,875
Move aside! Let him overtake.

898
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,917
- Carry on!
- Careful, Vijay.

899
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,333
In… out…

900
00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:43,000
Am I dead again?

901
00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,875
Welcome back, Mr Mathew.
Everything is fine.

902
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,250
How are you feeling?

903
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,542
Who won?

904
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:51,958
Relax. Assume that you won.

905
00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:54,833
There was not much impact on the spine

906
00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:57,792
and we had to conduct
a minor, non-invasive procedure.

907
00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:00,417
- What?
- Don't worry. Everything is fine.

908
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,917
You're going to be as good as new.

909
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,250
Thank you.

910
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:06,000
Come, Abhishek, say hi to Papa.

911
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,083
- Abhimanyu!
- So sorry.

912
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:10,875
<i>I've made you laddus with mustard,
carom seeds and turmeric.</i>

913
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,917
Goenka's mother's favourite.

914
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,167
Madam, that's not going to be allowed.

915
00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:17,625
- Please.
- But…

916
00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,458
Mrs Bakshi, please!

917
00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:20,708
Vijay…

918
00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:22,958
Got it! One minute.
Eat chocolate, stay fit.

919
00:53:23,042 --> 00:53:24,583
Seven days of no chocolate

920
00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,667
makes one weak.

921
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,250
Vijay, we are all so proud of you.

922
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,875
You've attempted something
that none of us ever dreamed possible.

923
00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:35,625
Doctor, when can I be up and about again?

924
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,667
Well, we can get you up
in two weeks' time.

925
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,042
- We'll start with a light physio...
- Coach Kumar.

926
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:43,042
- We start again in two weeks.
- What?!

927
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,417
That's increased the man's BPM! Bravo!

928
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,417
His anaesthesia hasn't worn off.
He's talking rubbish.

929
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,833
The doctor said in two weeks.

930
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,750
Doctor, you tell me.

931
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,958
At his age, after this injury,

932
00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:57,042
can he complete a triathlon
in a hilly area?

933
00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:58,250
It's not impossible.

934
00:53:58,333 --> 00:53:59,542
See? Correct. He has spoken.

935
00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:00,893
- What, Doctor?
- It's not possible.

936
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:04,750
I love you, Doc. Two scientific people
have said it. The matter's sorted.

937
00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:06,958
Two weeks.

938
00:54:07,042 --> 00:54:08,583
- Nonsense.
- Ridiculous.

939
00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:10,125
Crazy, he's really crazy.

940
00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,268
- Oh, man.
- Luckily, nobody else is listening to you

941
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,500
or they'd send you
directly to the insane asylum.

942
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,625
Okay. I see.

943
00:54:21,917 --> 00:54:26,375
Okay. Got it.

944
00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:27,625
Hello, Uncle.

945
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:28,708
Mummy!

946
00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:32,125
Are you crazy? What do you want?

947
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,691
Nothing, Uncle. I'm good. Thank you.

948
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:35,750
Hey, you.

949
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,708
I don't have a problem with you.

950
00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:40,792
But your father and grandpa
have irritated me no end

951
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,500
and I'm at the end of my tether.

952
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:44,083
What is it?

953
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,833
Uncle, can I borrow your phone, please?

954
00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:51,542
- Why?
- I have to make an urgent call. That's it.

955
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:52,917
Who to?

956
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:54,833
One urgent call.

957
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,500
Thank you.

958
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:06,833
Hey, baby. It's me. Adi.

959
00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,833
I'm calling from someone else's phone.

960
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,833
No, I'm fine.

961
00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:15,125
It's nothing. It's just a sprain.

962
00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:18,875
Springfield Hospital. Yeah.

963
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:24,042
- Room…
- 302!

964
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:29,083
Yeah, room 302.

965
00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:32,167
Now? No. If Papa sees...

966
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,417
Dammit...

967
00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,167
<i>Hello?</i>

968
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:43,500
<i>Hello, babe. What was that noise?
Are you okay?</i>

969
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,625
<i>Hello? Babe, are you listening?</i>

970
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,542
<i>Say something. Hello?</i>

971
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,125
<i>Are you listening?</i>

972
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:56,333
Hello, darling.
Yes, the phone fell down as I was walking.

973
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,167
An eclipse came into the room.

974
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:04,833
Eclipse. That which turns the light into
darkness whenever it comes around.

975
00:56:04,917 --> 00:56:06,917
Yes, that's the one. Same eclipse.

976
00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:13,792
Okay. Bye. 302. Bye-bye, darling.

977
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,208
Girlfriend.

978
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,417
Can't get enough of me.

979
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:21,958
You have a girlfriend?

980
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,625
- You can't even have one.
- What?

981
00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:25,958
I mean… nothing.

982
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,625
Father and son. Between the two of you.

983
00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,333
Hello? Cameras are not allowed here.

984
00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:38,417
- Visitors? Who's the patient?
- Vijay Mathew.

985
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,417
That's not a painkiller,
it's a sleeping pill.

986
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,750
It's not a sleeping pill, sir.

987
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:44,083
I know you want to tranquillize me.
It's a sleeping pill.

988
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:46,309
- It's not a sleeping pill, sir.
- Then you eat it and show me.

989
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,768
- Reporters are not allowed.
- You can't stop press. I'll press charges.

990
00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:50,250
- Go away.
- Vijay!

991
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,542
- Stop! Security!
- Mr Vijay.

992
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:54,625
- Mr Vijay.
- I'm going for a piss. Out of the way.

993
00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:58,000
Is it true that you've used your fake
birth certificate since childhood,

994
00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:01,018
including in the Under-17 and later in the
Under-21 to get an unfair advantage?

995
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:04,500
Forget the Under-17,
I won the Under-5 races at the age of 10.

996
00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:06,476
Because not everyone's a dumbfuck
like you. Out of the way!

997
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,559
Is it true that with the help

998
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:09,434
of the Chairman
of the Triathlon Association of India,

999
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,167
<i>Mr Ranjit Kumar, your good friend,</i>

1000
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:13,410
<i>you got the committee's decision
changed in your favour</i>

1001
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:15,434
and showed the wrong age
on your birth certificate there as well?

1002
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,917
Bloody arsehole, I'll take your birth
certificate and change your father's name,

1003
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,333
or my name's not Vijay Mathew.

1004
00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:21,542
Get out of my way!

1005
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:25,083
Is it true that your wife, Anna Mathew,
knew all this and she was ashamed,

1006
00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:27,542
and her last wish
was that you stop this fraud?

1007
00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:30,425
How dare you bring my Anna into this?
I will hurt you! Bloody arsehole!

1008
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:33,292
<i>I won't spare you. Get the hell
out of here. Out!</i>

1009
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208
Bloody idiot! Get him out of here.

1010
00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:37,125
- You got that bit, right? Okay.
- Yeah.

1011
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,083
- Sir, don't shout...
- What is it?!

1012
00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,417
I'm ashamed of you!

1013
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,792
Taken after his mother's family!
Bloody loser.

1014
00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,542
Who did you call "bloody loser"?

1015
00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:50,125
My son. Any problem?

1016
00:57:50,208 --> 00:57:51,708
No! No problem.

1017
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,625
What's wrong?

1018
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:19,708
Did he hit you?

1019
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:24,875
But why?

1020
00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:34,042
You mean, you ate some chocolate
and he hit you?

1021
00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:37,792
It's okay.

1022
00:58:39,042 --> 00:58:40,042
I'm fine.

1023
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:45,042
You aren't allowed chocolates.
You aren't allowed to talk on the phone.

1024
00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:48,333
You train from morning to night.

1025
00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:50,500
I've seen it with my own eyes. And he...

1026
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,208
Is he a father or Shakaal?

1027
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:56,958
Sha… who?

1028
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,167
You don't know Shakaal?

1029
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,292
Forget that. Mogambo?

1030
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,875
Mogam…?

1031
00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,958
You don't know Mogambo either?

1032
00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:10,208
I'm really ancient, man!

1033
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,542
And…

1034
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:34,583
Please. I'm forbidden to even look at it.

1035
00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:36,542
Then close your eyes and eat, son.

1036
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,792
The doors are shut.

1037
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,292
- Be a little daring. Come on.
- Okay.

1038
00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:43,500
Okay.

1039
00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:44,958
I'll hold on to this.

1040
00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:47,083
Why hold on? It's all for you.
Eat it up. Come on.

1041
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,542
- For Malti.
- Malti?

1042
00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,833
Okay. That girl.

1043
00:59:51,917 --> 00:59:54,792
"I miss you, Malti. I miss you."

1044
00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:58,708
Actually, when Papa's not around,
maybe Malti will come visit.

1045
00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:01,125
Is her name actually "Ma-lati"?

1046
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,750
It's Malti, one syllable.

1047
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,042
One syllable, Malti.

1048
01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:06,208
She's amazing.

1049
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:07,208
Amazing, is she?

1050
01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:10,833
Okay, cheers to one-syllable Malti.
Come on. Cheers.

1051
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,833
- Cheers.
- Say, "I love you, Malti."

1052
01:00:12,917 --> 01:00:13,750
Say it.

1053
01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:15,125
I love you, Malti.

1054
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,000
Hello, he loves you, Malti.

1055
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:14,833
Don't stick your finger
into everything, Vijay. Just don't.

1056
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,125
Are you sure
you want to start your training again?

1057
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,125
You've just recovered from an operation.

1058
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:23,750
Fali, it was not an operation.
It was a non-invasive procedure.

1059
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:28,208
I've completed three weeks
of physiotherapy. I am absolutely fine.

1060
01:01:28,292 --> 01:01:30,000
Who's the doctor? You or me?

1061
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:32,333
- That's a doubt even I have
- Oh dear.

1062
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:34,500
What do you think?

1063
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:36,750
I think you need to rest, Vijay.

1064
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:39,792
All I need is a bike
with that medical specification.

1065
01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:42,583
After that, I will be as good as new.

1066
01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:44,625
How much time will you take?
Hurry up, buddy.

1067
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:47,625
Sir, with so much customisation,
your costs will go through the roof.

1068
01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,292
Is it for some old geezer?

1069
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,934
Listen, these are dark times for me.
I'll end up killing someone.

1070
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,042
You stick to money talk.

1071
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:57,005
- Calm down.
- Don't talk of anything but money!

1072
01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:57,917
Relax, buddy.

1073
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,250
Look, it'll cost at least 70,000.

1074
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,583
- So?
- You just take the order.

1075
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:04,083
Take it?
I hope you're not wasting my time.

1076
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,208
- Do we look like freeloaders to you?
- Fali!

1077
01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:07,667
Step back.

1078
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:09,833
He's crazy. He talks through his ass,
not his mouth.

1079
01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:10,917
Sorry.

1080
01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:13,167
It's Vivek, sir.

1081
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:16,708
Hello, Vivek-ji. Greetings.

1082
01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:18,833
What are you saying?

1083
01:02:18,917 --> 01:02:21,250
How could I forget Boots for Youths?

1084
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:24,667
Not at all. You know how news people are.

1085
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,750
That's Aditya's father's paid media.

1086
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:30,625
In fact, I've found
my original birth certificate.

1087
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:32,708
I'll courier it to you tomorrow.

1088
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,667
What? Violence?

1089
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:37,708
I don't understand.

1090
01:02:38,417 --> 01:02:42,333
How can you cancel my sponsorship
just like that?

1091
01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,375
Hello? Vivek-ji?

1092
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Do you have a TV here?

1093
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:51,000
<i>Bloody asshole! A beep like you, beep!</i>

1094
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:55,250
<i>Get out from here! Out!
Beep! Go on. Beep!</i>

1095
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,083
<i>Bloody idiots. Get out from here.
Out. Get out!</i>

1096
01:02:58,167 --> 01:03:01,750
<i>This reporter's blood
is a stain on all of history…</i>

1097
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:04,375
Blood? I didn't even touch him.

1098
01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:06,333
Hypocrite! He must have
applied ketchup later.

1099
01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:09,750
<i>We in the media
will definitely boycott Vijay Mathew.</i>

1100
01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:11,208
<i>What will you do, sponsors?</i>

1101
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:14,000
<i>What will you do, Triathlon Association?</i>

1102
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,917
I'll tell you what I'll do to you!

1103
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,167
<i>A crazy old geezer</i>

1104
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,708
<i>made a life-threatening attack</i>

1105
01:03:18,792 --> 01:03:20,000
<i>with his saline bottle</i>

1106
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,458
<i>- on an unarmed reporter.</i>
- What?!

1107
01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,958
<i>This is unacceptable.
How can somebody do like this?</i>

1108
01:03:24,042 --> 01:03:26,292
You bloody beetroot… bozo… doofus…

1109
01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:29,667
- Just call him a bloody dumbfuck!
- Bloody dumbfuck, I'm going to get you…

1110
01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:31,500
- Relax.
- What do you mean relax?

1111
01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:33,768
- We'll figure it out.
- Those rascals kept quiet for three weeks.

1112
01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:35,833
And as soon as
I announced my participation,

1113
01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:37,375
the rascals… I'm going to…

1114
01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:39,083
Calm down, Vijay.

1115
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,042
- Coach Kumar?
- Yes?

1116
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:50,583
I worked super hard
and passed all of your scientific methods.

1117
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,708
- Yeah. But it can't be done.
- But why?

1118
01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:57,667
Okay, tell me one formula that you told me
and I didn't complete. Tell me.

1119
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:00,333
Okay. E is equal to MCR.

1120
01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:02,917
- What?
- Now what the hell is that?

1121
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,708
My personal one, Fali!
"R" stands for reputation.

1122
01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:08,272
The Association and the parents
of all the wealthy kids I coach

1123
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:10,417
are all insisting that I leave you.

1124
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,708
- But why?
- You hit a journalist.

1125
01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:14,542
Made him bleed. A journalist!

1126
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,333
That was not blood. That was ketchup.

1127
01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:19,458
It's sauce.

1128
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,458
It's not sauce, it's sorrow, Fali!

1129
01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:25,000
I really like you, Vijay. But I can't.
It's the question of my career.

1130
01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,333
Coach, I also like you.

1131
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:28,542
Let's do one thing.

1132
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:30,792
All the kids you train,

1133
01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:32,583
I'll pay their fees from my own pocket.

1134
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,000
How? You've even lost your sponsorship.

1135
01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:35,917
I heard about that.

1136
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,167
Talk some sense into this fool, Fali.

1137
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:42,292
Vijay, you might just do it.
Good luck, baby.

1138
01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:44,917
Wait, Kumar!

1139
01:04:45,417 --> 01:04:47,417
Dumbfuck. Walked away
looking like Tom Cruise.

1140
01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:51,167
Without his diet and his training,
what am I supposed to do?

1141
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,208
And now you won't get
that custom-made bike either, right?

1142
01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:56,167
Could you be more depressing if you tried?

1143
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,018
- Meaning?
- Meaning, "Vijay, all will be well."

1144
01:04:58,042 --> 01:04:59,333
"Don't you worry."

1145
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,458
"I'll arrange for the funds. Don't worry."

1146
01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:02,833
Can't you say all that?

1147
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,667
Vijay, don't worry.
I'll make all the arrangements.

1148
01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,458
I'll arrange for all the funds.

1149
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:08,643
- You don't worry.
- Go to hell!

1150
01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,250
Sure, my father owns a bank, right?

1151
01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:14,000
Grandpa, see!

1152
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:17,458
Very good, son. Very good.

1153
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,208
How much money do you need?

1154
01:05:22,292 --> 01:05:23,625
Only 300,000.

1155
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:26,917
The custom-made bike costs 70,000.

1156
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,583
Then there's the fees
for the non-association coach,

1157
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:32,417
equipment, diet, etc.

1158
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,625
Of course, Dad. Why worry?
We're here for you.

1159
01:05:35,458 --> 01:05:36,976
We'll finish up our home loan this month.

1160
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,833
I'm sure we can spare some cash.
Don't worry.

1161
01:05:38,917 --> 01:05:42,667
Yes, I'm asking for a loan only, son.
I'll return the money after the race.

1162
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:43,917
The doctor says...

1163
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,958
The doctor said that you're lucky.

1164
01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:48,042
This time, your spine
wasn't permanently injured.

1165
01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:51,875
Why do you need these things explained
to you, like a child? No, Abhi.

1166
01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:54,143
Someone will have to put an end
to his obstinacy.

1167
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:56,167
- Yes, but...
- Who's the parent, me or him?

1168
01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:01,583
Dear, remember when you used to compete
in your school's inter-class races

1169
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,958
and used to finish last?

1170
01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:06,208
Or you would get hurt and fall down?

1171
01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:08,625
I always cheered you on
as a parent, didn't I?

1172
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,833
I was nine then, Papa.

1173
01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:11,917
Not 69.

1174
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,542
<i>Yes, viewers, Vijay Mathew used…</i>

1175
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:14,875
- And this?
<i>- …His saline bottle</i>

1176
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:17,292
<i>in a fatal attack on an unarmed reporter.</i>

1177
01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:18,208
Look at this!

1178
01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:21,792
<i>Get out from here. Out.
Beep! Go on. Beep!</i>

1179
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,292
Who talks like this?!

1180
01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:25,708
Why are you always swearing?

1181
01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:26,875
It's so embarrassing.

1182
01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:28,417
I can explain that.

1183
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,333
<i>I won't spare you. Get out from here. Out!</i>

1184
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:32,292
You shut your ears!

1185
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:34,167
Why are you taking out your anger on me?

1186
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:35,583
My dear, it was a set-up.

1187
01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:36,667
Enough, Papa!

1188
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,583
Even if I had spare money,

1189
01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,417
I'd never give it to you
for this nonsense.

1190
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,500
Mummy!

1191
01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:44,333
- Turn your head here. Okay.
- Mummy.

1192
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,375
Now you go get your bag!

1193
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:52,792
Dad…

1194
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,708
You always take your anger out on me.

1195
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,542
Why don't you come live with us
for a few days?

1196
01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:07,250
It'll distract you and…

1197
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:55,708
<i>The magic of this moment
Makes unions sublime</i>

1198
01:07:55,792 --> 01:08:01,958
<i>The warmth of this moment
Makes hearts race</i>

1199
01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:08,625
<i>In the presence of this moment
The world belongs to us</i>

1200
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:14,667
<i>When you look at this moment
It means more than a million years</i>

1201
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:21,125
<i>Hey, living soul, think fast</i>

1202
01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:26,458
<i>Now is the moment
To fulfil your heart's desire…</i>

1203
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Promise me…

1204
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:32,875
that when I'm gone,

1205
01:08:34,125 --> 01:08:35,958
you will do something for yourself.

1206
01:08:37,667 --> 01:08:39,750
Even if briefly…

1207
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:44,292
you'll live for yourself.

1208
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:46,875
Again you talk of leaving?

1209
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:51,208
We already decided that we'd fight
together and kick cancer's ass.

1210
01:08:53,833 --> 01:08:56,250
No more swearing. You promised.

1211
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,417
Now I can't even express myself?

1212
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:06,792
I love you.

1213
01:09:16,542 --> 01:09:17,750
I love you too.

1214
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:30,250
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1215
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:36,542
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1216
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:39,417
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1217
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:42,333
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1218
01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:54,333
- On flat ground, take longer steps.
- Are you nuts?

1219
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:56,125
Short steps on a slope. Okay?

1220
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,500
Come on, keep going.

1221
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,708
Alone today?
Where is the Father of the Year?

1222
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:03,333
Papa's gone to buy special papaya seeds
for my stamina.

1223
01:10:03,417 --> 01:10:05,292
- Of course.
- He was in a good mood today,

1224
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,208
hearing about
your sponsorship cancellation.

1225
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,833
Grandpa even showered three times
in his excitement.

1226
01:10:09,917 --> 01:10:11,625
Your father and grandpa are really cheap.

1227
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,125
I hope from the depths of my heart

1228
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:15,083
that you turn out to be
the neighbour's child.

1229
01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:17,250
The neighbour is in jail for bank fraud.

1230
01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:18,708
Even so.

1231
01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:21,625
How is Ma-lati?

1232
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:23,083
It's Malti, for God's sake.

1233
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:24,208
I don't like it.

1234
01:10:24,292 --> 01:10:27,167
Okay, you carry on. I'm tired.

1235
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,167
I'm resting.

1236
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:40,875
I overheard Papa
speaking to Vivek Sagar this morning.

1237
01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:45,750
I know that all your outfits,
shoes, and bikes

1238
01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:47,500
have been taken back by Boot Inc.

1239
01:10:48,292 --> 01:10:50,292
Here, these are for you.

1240
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,875
- Where did you get them?
- They're Papa's.

1241
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:55,625
But he has 11 identical pairs.

1242
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:57,792
He won't miss it, Uncle.

1243
01:10:58,542 --> 01:11:01,042
Who are you calling uncle? Call me Vijay.

1244
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,292
I don't want them.

1245
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,625
Won't you listen to your new coach?

1246
01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:09,750
Vijay?

1247
01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,667
Meaning?

1248
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:17,083
Meaning, if there's one thing I know,
it's how to train.

1249
01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:21,375
So from tomorrow, I'll meet you
every day and secretly coach you.

1250
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:26,125
No. You don't need to.
You focus on yourself, my friend.

1251
01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:31,958
In hospital, I felt for the first time
that I'd found a friend…

1252
01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:35,542
who actually knows what I'm going through.

1253
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:41,417
Here.

1254
01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:45,208
It's confirmed.
You're definitely the neighbour's child.

1255
01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:49,167
I'll see you tomorrow, Unc... Vijay.

1256
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,750
Hey, Uncle, where are you headed?

1257
01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,208
You can't go in without a token.

1258
01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:00,625
Senior citizen, son.

1259
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:05,583
- Let it be. He's old.
- So he can do anything?

1260
01:12:05,667 --> 01:12:07,000
Vijay, here!

1261
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:08,667
What's the emergency?

1262
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:10,875
Come. Come on.

1263
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,375
Impromptu plan.

1264
01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:13,458
What plan?

1265
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,083
Impromptu. Sudden.
I want you to meet someone. Come.

1266
01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:17,167
What's going on?

1267
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:22,042
Vijay, meet Malti. Malti, this is Vijay.

1268
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:23,625
Hi.

1269
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,958
- This is Malti?
- Yes.

1270
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,458
Wow. I mean, how?

1271
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:31,667
I know. She's 23. I'm too young for her.

1272
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,000
It's fine. It's love.

1273
01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:35,875
You don't have to explain that.
Come, let's sit.

1274
01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:38,833
Malti is wow. I'm happy to meet you.

1275
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,125
Vijay, Malti is a marketing professional.

1276
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:44,708
Which is why we're meeting her. Malti?

1277
01:12:44,792 --> 01:12:47,625
Adi told me
about your sponsorship problems.

1278
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,542
- I have an idea.
- Okay.

1279
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:53,750
You're both from the same colony,
attempting two different records, correct?

1280
01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:58,583
You have media attention.
But not as much as there should be.

1281
01:12:58,667 --> 01:12:59,833
Why not?

1282
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,375
Why not?

1283
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,042
Because there's no drama.

1284
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:04,125
Hold on.

1285
01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:07,250
Looks like you didn't see
my ketchup news on TV.

1286
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,875
Vijay-ji, I have seen it.

1287
01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:11,917
That very perception needs to be changed
from negative to positive.

1288
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,583
- How?
- With a clash.

1289
01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:18,625
With some jealousy, passion, trash talk…

1290
01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,542
Like, you guys got to fight it out.

1291
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:21,833
You know, like, spice it up.

1292
01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:23,833
You know, the media loves
such stuff, Vijay-ji.

1293
01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:25,333
Basically, Malti is of the opinion

1294
01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:27,417
that if you and I are seen as rivals
by the public,

1295
01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:28,875
if there's conflict between us,

1296
01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:31,399
then the story will go viral
and the media attention will grow

1297
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:33,542
which will lead to you
getting sponsorship again.

1298
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:35,417
- Exactly!
- But how will it help?

1299
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:36,792
Don't you worry about that.

1300
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:39,500
Till then, I'll still keep secretly
coaching you every day.

1301
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,708
No harm in trying, right?

1302
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:43,625
Vijay-ji, I know
it's a bit unpleasant at your age

1303
01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:46,208
to expect you to quarrel and to abuse.

1304
01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,208
I get it, you know.

1305
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:48,375
One minute, one minute.

1306
01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:54,667
You're saying that you want me
to voluntarily use bad language?

1307
01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:58,708
I know it's a little hard, but… can you?

1308
01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:03,000
Bad words?

1309
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:11,042
Consider it done.

1310
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,542
Come on, guys. Come on.

1311
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:17,125
Go, Vijay!

1312
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:18,750
- Vijay.
- Come on!

1313
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:21,208
Go, Vijay!

1314
01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:23,042
Old geezer, are your legs even moving?

1315
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,875
Everything is moving, you loser.
You see to yourself.

1316
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,417
Go home. Get some electrolytes.

1317
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,559
- Vijay…
- Camera, get some clear shots there.

1318
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:38,958
You dangling button from a tattered shirt,

1319
01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:41,000
this is a race, not a school test.

1320
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,833
You old geezer,
you can't even stop panting.

1321
01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:46,167
Shall I call for a lifeboat
or would you prefer to drown?

1322
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:50,292
This is Neha from Zee 7 News,
reporting live from Victoria Society.

1323
01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:53,125
Battle! A tremendous battle!

1324
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:56,542
Greetings, this is Arvind Singh and you
have just witnessed…

1325
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:02,458
<i>A battle, the likes of which
you've never seen or heard before.</i>

1326
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,583
<i>Child is the father of man.</i>

1327
01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,375
<i>But here, child and man</i>

1328
01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:09,875
<i>are both trying to knock the other out.</i>

1329
01:15:12,792 --> 01:15:13,625
- Hello, sir.
- Hi.

1330
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:15,375
Hi. Please come.

1331
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:16,292
That way.

1332
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:20,167
You lizard pup! You son of a swine!
You devil's spawn.

1333
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:23,792
Spare your vocabulary for the doctor.
You're going to need it very soon, got it?

1334
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:25,208
What did you say?

1335
01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:34,000
Come on. That's good.

1336
01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:37,417
Go, Vijay. Very nice. Yeah.

1337
01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:41,458
Okay, let's go, one more lap. Come.

1338
01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,042
Come on, Vijay. Push. You can do it.

1339
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:45,792
- Clear the slope. Push.
- I can't do it.

1340
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,708
- I feel you can…
- Clear the slope. Yeah.

1341
01:15:48,792 --> 01:15:51,167
You have to do it.
Come on. Clear the slope!

1342
01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:52,708
You're halfway through it.

1343
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,375
Are you okay?

1344
01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:59,042
No problem. We'll try again.

1345
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,083
<i>"#VIJAYvsADITYA."</i>

1346
01:16:01,167 --> 01:16:04,458
<i>This hashtag
has created a stir on the internet.</i>

1347
01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:08,333
<i>What is your opinion? Who will win
this trophy? Vijay or Aditya?</i>

1348
01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:11,917
Well done, Ma-lati.

1349
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,833
Awesome rhinoceros, the plan is working!

1350
01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:19,393
So what if we're from the same colony?
I'm the one doing this race.

1351
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:21,351
It's only me. He's not even a contender.
Look at his age.

1352
01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:25,458
Mosquitos like him don't belong
atop a bike but beneath my feet.

1353
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:28,458
You old geezer, you're the one
going under. Six feet under.

1354
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:29,662
Stay six yards away from me.

1355
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,625
You see? He's got no manners,
the dumbfuck... I mean, sorry.

1356
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,351
Cursing my parentage.
See where this is going?

1357
01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,458
#VIJAYvsADITYA.

1358
01:16:36,542 --> 01:16:39,500
For more updates on this unique
intra-colony battle,

1359
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:43,708
<i>click on the bell icon of my channel.
You got it right. Shock-a-locka Baby.</i>

1360
01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:44,958
Aerodynamic position.

1361
01:16:45,042 --> 01:16:47,542
The lower you bend,
the lower your wind resistance.

1362
01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:51,458
Go! Go, Vijay! Too good!

1363
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,917
Clean entry, pull back, exit.

1364
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,625
Clean entry, pull back, exit.

1365
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:03,542
<i>One week to go. And in one week,</i>

1366
01:17:03,625 --> 01:17:07,500
<i>it will be clear
who triumphs on the triathlon battlefield.</i>

1367
01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:13,250
<i>Sit down, all those at the back
please sit.</i>

1368
01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:15,625
A mother and a nurse.

1369
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:19,583
What is common between the two?
Go on, tell me.

1370
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,250
You tell us.

1371
01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:22,833
Okay, I'll tell you.

1372
01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:29,625
The only thing they both want is for
their children to be healthy. To be happy.

1373
01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:34,333
Whether it is Goenka's mummy or Vijay-ji,

1374
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:36,167
I've cared for them as my own.

1375
01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:40,875
If I ever see this Goenka,
I'll shove a stick up his arse.

1376
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:43,083
- Keep calm.
- 100%, I'll shove a stick.

1377
01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:45,667
- Mrs Bakshi, statement please.
- Yes.

1378
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:48,500
Killer Wheels.

1379
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:53,417
Killer Wheels presents Vijay Mathew
with this custom-made bike

1380
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:56,250
and appoints him
as their brand ambassador.

1381
01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:57,208
A big hand!

1382
01:17:57,292 --> 01:17:58,875
- Please come.
- Vijay!

1383
01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:04,333
- Vijay!
- Vijay!

1384
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:09,625
- Vijay!
- Vijay!

1385
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:12,958
It's okay. I'm fine.

1386
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,583
Awesome rhinoceros!

1387
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:19,292
- Vijay!
- Vijay!

1388
01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:24,500
<i>He's our colony hero</i>

1389
01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:27,458
Hat's off, Vijay.
This bike looks great on you.

1390
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:30,667
- I look great on the bike too.
- I don't know about that.

1391
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:32,333
Killer cycle. Yes!

1392
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,250
Vijay, we've taken permission
from our wives.

1393
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:37,208
We're coming to watch your race.

1394
01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1395
01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:40,875
Enthusiastic idiots.

1396
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:42,583
Did someone just fart?

1397
01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:45,042
Rakesh, just shut your mouth.

1398
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,792
Not me, his destiny's got diarrhoea.

1399
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:50,833
- Finally, it ran out.
- Meaning?

1400
01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:53,375
Meaning that that press chap
who he beat up

1401
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:56,083
unearthed all his old medical reports.

1402
01:18:56,167 --> 01:18:57,792
Then the committee consulted me.

1403
01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,958
I just did my duty as a doctor.

1404
01:19:00,042 --> 01:19:02,083
- What did you do?
- Go ask the committee.

1405
01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:03,375
Your game is over.

1406
01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:06,208
- Now, you'll see.
- You bloody…

1407
01:19:06,292 --> 01:19:07,833
Another attack…

1408
01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:10,167
Stop him. He'll have another heart attack.

1409
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:13,042
- Get lost.
- Go away. We'll see about that.

1410
01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:15,125
What will you see? That arsehole.

1411
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:19,458
Sir, that was not a heart attack scare.

1412
01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:22,542
I just ate too much butter chicken
and I got gas.

1413
01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:25,250
Mr Mathew, your medical report

1414
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:28,042
mentions chest pain and cardiac symptoms.

1415
01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:32,042
Sir, I've practised for four months for
this triathlon. I've trained for it, sir.

1416
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:36,583
I've also submitted the medical
No-Objection Certificate to you.

1417
01:19:36,667 --> 01:19:38,708
Don't throw me out. Please.

1418
01:19:38,792 --> 01:19:40,833
What needs to be thrown out, Vijay-ji,

1419
01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:43,458
is the ambition inside you.

1420
01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:45,500
It has no place in your life.

1421
01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:46,583
Mr Wadhwa.

1422
01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:48,333
- Yes? Okay.
- One moment.

1423
01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:50,583
- Let me clarify this.
- Yes, please.

1424
01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:53,042
Mr Ranjit,

1425
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:57,833
didn't I ask for his old hospitalisation
and health scare reports

1426
01:19:57,917 --> 01:19:59,417
in your presence?

1427
01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:01,208
- You did.
- Ranjit, you know the truth.

1428
01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:03,000
Vijay, it's in the rules.

1429
01:20:03,917 --> 01:20:04,750
I'm sorry.

1430
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,042
But when nothing even happened to me...

1431
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,292
Look, Mr Mathew,

1432
01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:13,375
our current medical consultant
has reanalysed all your medical reports.

1433
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:14,333
Sir, if you...

1434
01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:16,750
And in his opinion,
it was a minor heart attack.

1435
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:19,875
What I'm trying to say is,
if you show it to a neutral doctor,

1436
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:21,625
maybe he will give a different report.

1437
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:24,792
Mr Mathew, he's been your family doctor
for 15 years.

1438
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:26,917
Yes, I agree he was
my family doctor for 15 years.

1439
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:27,833
Technically.

1440
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:31,059
But he's been your friend longer than
that, sir. I don't want to get into that...

1441
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:34,250
Mr Mathew, you are 69 years old.

1442
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,125
Why? I don't feel 69, sir!

1443
01:20:36,208 --> 01:20:39,042
Why does everybody
want to say that I'm 69?

1444
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,792
- Sir, please. I just…
- Mr Mathew.

1445
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:42,750
I just want a chance, sir. Please...

1446
01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:44,542
Mr Mathew… listen.

1447
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:48,167
The final list of participants is out

1448
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,750
and you are 30 years too late.

1449
01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:53,292
Sir, I'm just asking for

1450
01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:56,542
one single chance, please.

1451
01:20:58,042 --> 01:20:59,042
I'm sorry.

1452
01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:05,458
Do you remember the day when
Mummy's cancer was diagnosed?

1453
01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:09,583
You left your Delhi Nationals midway
and returned,

1454
01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:12,583
and she got very angry at you

1455
01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:17,250
because she felt that finally, that year,
you had trained the best.

1456
01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:23,917
All her life, she had this guilt.

1457
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:27,083
"I stole your papa's dreams
away from him!"

1458
01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:36,392
If only she'd known the truth about you.

1459
01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:41,250
Known how irritating and stubborn you are.

1460
01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:45,125
Forget about dreams,
you don't even give up a single wish.

1461
01:23:47,042 --> 01:23:50,083
When you were a swimmer,
you were obstinate about that.

1462
01:23:51,083 --> 01:23:53,833
Fever, injury,
lack of funds, zero results…

1463
01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:04,458
But nothing could stop you…

1464
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:08,000
from chasing your dreams…

1465
01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:12,708
from caring for Mummy…

1466
01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:19,958
or from meeting all of my bratty demands.

1467
01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:29,333
Even today, with your half-broken back

1468
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:32,583
and zero logical brain cells,

1469
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,458
you're crying over that stupid triathlon.

1470
01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:42,875
No matter how the world remembers you…

1471
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:47,083
for me,

1472
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,292
you will always be a winner.

1473
01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:56,417
Because those who never accept defeat…

1474
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:00,792
can never be defeated.

1475
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,083
You never gave up, Papa.

1476
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:09,667
You never gave up.

1477
01:25:11,625 --> 01:25:18,458
And for that, I'll always be proud of you.

1478
01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:54,250
Vijay, I'm asking you one last time.

1479
01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:56,667
Are you sure
you want to go watch this triathlon?

1480
01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:01,833
Fali… Aditya was a great help to me.

1481
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:04,750
Today's a really big day for him.

1482
01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,542
I would like to be there.

1483
01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:09,708
I wouldn't be able to do it.

1484
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:11,833
Proud of you, Vijay.

1485
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,371
- Okay. Let's go.
- Let's go.

1486
01:27:49,417 --> 01:27:51,292
Guys and girls,

1487
01:27:51,375 --> 01:27:57,125
welcome to the Bergman Triathlon.

1488
01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:59,167
Let's take a selfie!

1489
01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:03,333
Vijay! Fali!

1490
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,333
They're here. They came.

1491
01:28:06,292 --> 01:28:09,083
We feel really bad, buddy. The doctor
turned out to be a soggy wafer.

1492
01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:10,750
A big one too.

1493
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,542
- Vijay, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

1494
01:28:13,625 --> 01:28:15,309
But you know what?
You're the coolest for trying.

1495
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,333
Thank you.

1496
01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:33,500
Friends, please welcome our chief guest
with a loud round of applause.

1497
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:37,000
Here especially to flag off
the triathlon event

1498
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:42,542
is respected Minister of State
Mr… Abhinav…

1499
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:43,500
Goenka?

1500
01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:44,417
…Goenka!

1501
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,417
- Mrs Bakshi?
- Goenka!

1502
01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,625
Arre, I know him.

1503
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:50,792
- You know everyone.
- Goenka!

1504
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,542
What is this new drama?

1505
01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:57,208
Goenka! It's Parminder. Goenka!

1506
01:28:57,292 --> 01:28:59,333
Stop, ma'am. You can't go inside.
It's a VIP area.

1507
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:01,583
But I know him. Let me in.

1508
01:29:01,667 --> 01:29:04,208
Goenka! It's me, Parminder.

1509
01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:08,792
Goenka! It's me, Parminder.
Did you recognise me?

1510
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,292
Your mother's nurse.

1511
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,708
- Parminder?
- Yes.

1512
01:29:12,792 --> 01:29:14,208
Let her through.

1513
01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:15,833
You see? Step aside!

1514
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:19,779
- How are you? After such a long time.
- I'm fine. And you?

1515
01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:22,625
Whoa, Mrs Bakshi's on TV!

1516
01:29:32,792 --> 01:29:35,208
Thank you so much. Thank you.

1517
01:29:35,292 --> 01:29:39,583
- Take care. And come again. Okay?
- Yes, for sure.

1518
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:43,875
Move. Out of my way.

1519
01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:47,083
In two minutes,

1520
01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:51,417
Sunil Saxena will be coming here
with Vijay's registration number.

1521
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:52,542
It's happening!

1522
01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:55,000
Oh my God! So this was your Goenka?

1523
01:29:55,083 --> 01:29:57,083
- Yes.
- Minister Goenka?

1524
01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:59,625
The one whose arse
you were going to shove a stick up.

1525
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:02,583
Yes, the very same. This is Goenka.

1526
01:30:02,667 --> 01:30:04,333
My crazy fan.

1527
01:30:04,417 --> 01:30:06,125
He was in the government for many years.

1528
01:30:06,208 --> 01:30:08,208
And in the last reshuffle,
he became a minister.

1529
01:30:08,292 --> 01:30:10,417
I just wasn't in touch so...

1530
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,208
But what did you say to him?

1531
01:30:12,292 --> 01:30:14,083
I only said

1532
01:30:14,167 --> 01:30:17,750
that Vijay Mathew has been training
for the last four months

1533
01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:19,542
to break an Indian record.

1534
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:20,542
Yes.

1535
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:22,708
Right? And he's medically fit.

1536
01:30:22,792 --> 01:30:25,667
And we've also submitted
his medical fitness certificate.

1537
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:26,583
Yes.

1538
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:29,750
But this Sunil Saxena, the mean mongrel,

1539
01:30:29,833 --> 01:30:31,792
is carrying out a personal vendetta.

1540
01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:34,333
Mrs Bakshi, what is happening now?

1541
01:30:35,125 --> 01:30:38,167
Vijay Mathew, you're in the triathlon!

1542
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:39,500
- Wow!
- Yes!

1543
01:30:39,583 --> 01:30:41,333
You're going to run, you're going to swim,

1544
01:30:41,417 --> 01:30:43,833
you're going to ride,
and you're going to rock!

1545
01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,917
Go, Vijay, knock 'em dead!

1546
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,500
Go, Vijay, give it everything.

1547
01:30:47,583 --> 01:30:49,042
Okay, enough.

1548
01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:52,417
First, arrange for some swimming trunks.
We have only 15 minutes to go.

1549
01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:59,458
Mrs Bakshi,
you are world's best caretaker.

1550
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:06,625
Okay, enough.
Now go and get yourself registered.

1551
01:31:08,625 --> 01:31:11,000
Hats off, Mrs Bakshi. Kudos.

1552
01:31:11,083 --> 01:31:14,375
Joginder, give me your phone. Thank you.

1553
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:15,792
Ladies and gentlemen,

1554
01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:20,000
please give a warm welcome to yourselves
to the Bergman Triathlon.

1555
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:23,375
I am your host
and your male commentator, Narendra.

1556
01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:26,292
And with me is Aarti,
the female commentator.

1557
01:31:26,917 --> 01:31:30,083
Thank you, Narendra.
I would have introduced myself, but…

1558
01:31:30,167 --> 01:31:33,292
Hi, guys, I'm Aarti,
and we're all set to go.

1559
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:36,375
Oh wow, what a crowd!
What energy! What gloss!

1560
01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:14,333
Amidst this glamour, with hope
in their eyes, our promising triathletes

1561
01:32:14,417 --> 01:32:17,500
take their place at the starting line…

1562
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:23,750
And, off we go!

1563
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,917
The first part of the triathlon,
a 1.5 km swim!

1564
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,625
Exactly. You know what?

1565
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:32,208
They start with a bang,
then finish down and out.

1566
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:01,917
Everyone's wearing the same cap.
Which one is Vijay?

1567
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:05,333
Look, Fali, just behind those two
in the centre.

1568
01:33:05,417 --> 01:33:09,167
- There he is!
- Vijay!

1569
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:12,083
<i>Focus today on 69-year-old Vijay Mathew</i>

1570
01:33:12,167 --> 01:33:16,042
<i>and 18-year-old Aditya Jaiswal,</i>

1571
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:20,417
<i>who are trying to become the oldest and
youngest Indians to complete a triathlon.</i>

1572
01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:25,167
<i>And just as you say that,
Aditya Jaiswal has been hit on the face.</i>

1573
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,125
<i>He is struggling.</i>

1574
01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:28,667
<i>He is losing balance.</i>

1575
01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:32,458
<i>He is going down.</i>

1576
01:33:32,542 --> 01:33:38,625
Help!

1577
01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:50,125
<i>I've heard the phrase
"going against the flow",</i>

1578
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:51,875
<i>but here he's flowing against the go!</i>

1579
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:54,458
Where's he going, is he confused?
Hey, Uncle…

1580
01:33:57,333 --> 01:33:59,917
That's my boy, Vijay.

1581
01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:12,458
<i>A superb display of sportsmanship.</i>

1582
01:34:12,542 --> 01:34:17,042
<i>Vijay Mathew and Aditya Jaiswal,
who were rivals all this while,</i>

1583
01:34:17,125 --> 01:34:19,083
<i>are now helping each other.</i>

1584
01:34:19,167 --> 01:34:23,875
- What a hero. Our hero. Vijay.
- Vijay!

1585
01:34:23,958 --> 01:34:26,375
Doctor, is your heart melting yet?

1586
01:34:37,417 --> 01:34:39,500
Let's go.
The swimming round has almost finished.

1587
01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:42,750
But Vijay's bicycle isn't here yet.
Give me your phone.

1588
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:44,518
- Okay.
- You chaps go ahead. I'll join you.

1589
01:34:44,542 --> 01:34:45,667
- Come on.
- Let's go.

1590
01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:54,042
<i>And Vijay Mathew emerges
in the 45th position.</i>

1591
01:34:54,125 --> 01:34:57,750
<i>He's looking tired,
but hopefully, not down and out.</i>

1592
01:35:07,042 --> 01:35:09,833
That old geezer came out before you.
You deserve to drown.

1593
01:35:11,042 --> 01:35:12,083
Now hurry up.

1594
01:35:12,167 --> 01:35:13,875
<i>Competitors are feeling the heat</i>

1595
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:18,083
<i>because now is the start
of the 40 km cycling section.</i>

1596
01:35:18,167 --> 01:35:21,375
Vijay, come here. Here. Come.

1597
01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:22,708
Kishore. Biswajeet?

1598
01:35:22,792 --> 01:35:24,583
I've brought the whole
cheering squad along.

1599
01:35:24,667 --> 01:35:25,667
Here is your bike.

1600
01:35:25,750 --> 01:35:28,625
And your sponsor's jersey!
Put it on quickly!

1601
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,500
- Go on.
- Hurry.

1602
01:35:32,167 --> 01:35:33,708
<i>Cycling is all fine, Aarti,</i>

1603
01:35:33,792 --> 01:35:36,542
<i>but when the cyclone
of pain and fatigue hits them,</i>

1604
01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:38,750
<i>what will the competitors do?</i>

1605
01:35:38,833 --> 01:35:40,333
<i>That's what we have to see.</i>

1606
01:35:54,792 --> 01:35:57,292
- Come on!
- Push!

1607
01:35:57,375 --> 01:35:58,792
Keep yourself hydrated.

1608
01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:05,833
<i>Rummy player? Garba dancer?
Debate champion in grade ten?</i>

1609
01:36:05,917 --> 01:36:08,792
<i>I "died" and this is
what you wrote about me?</i>

1610
01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:12,667
- Come on!
- Pull! Good going.

1611
01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,792
Come on.

1612
01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:24,250
- Where is Vijay?
- I can't see him.

1613
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:27,167
- Can you see him?
- No, I can't.

1614
01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:39,250
<i>What do you do?</i>

1615
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:41,083
<i>I was a swimming coach.</i>

1616
01:36:41,167 --> 01:36:43,958
<i>But what was your main job?</i>

1617
01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:01,667
Body position, low.
To reduce wind resistance.

1618
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,333
Come on. Vijay!

1619
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,750
Won't you listen to your coach?

1620
01:37:10,042 --> 01:37:11,500
Come on, Vijay!

1621
01:37:14,458 --> 01:37:15,458
Good.

1622
01:37:17,167 --> 01:37:18,167
Vijay, look at me.

1623
01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:23,458
- I'll see you at the finish line, okay?
- Okay.

1624
01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,292
<i>Mr Mathew, you are 69 years old.</i>

1625
01:37:37,375 --> 01:37:40,208
<i>If something bad happens to him,
who will be responsible?</i>

1626
01:37:40,292 --> 01:37:41,625
<i>Just see, he's not fit.</i>

1627
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:45,375
- Can't see him.
- There he is.

1628
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:48,875
- Yes.
- That's him. Stop!

1629
01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:51,083
Mummy, come on, hurry up.

1630
01:37:52,083 --> 01:37:53,250
Grandpa!

1631
01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:54,958
- Papa!
- Come on, Dad, come on!

1632
01:37:55,042 --> 01:37:57,792
- Gramps!
- Come on, Vijay!

1633
01:38:03,292 --> 01:38:05,333
<i>The slope, ladies and gentlemen.</i>

1634
01:38:05,417 --> 01:38:09,000
<i>That which separates
the men from the boys.</i>

1635
01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:11,292
<i>The slope,</i>

1636
01:38:11,375 --> 01:38:14,875
<i>where champions take the plunge
while the rest say,</i>

1637
01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:18,292
<i>I'm done!</i>

1638
01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:23,542
- Vijay!
- Come on, Vijay!

1639
01:38:23,625 --> 01:38:24,708
Come on, Vijay!

1640
01:38:25,917 --> 01:38:26,958
Vijay!

1641
01:38:27,042 --> 01:38:29,208
Everybody quiet. Calm down.

1642
01:38:29,292 --> 01:38:30,292
Let him breathe.

1643
01:38:36,167 --> 01:38:37,333
Papa.

1644
01:38:57,417 --> 01:38:58,792
You've got headphones, right?

1645
01:38:59,583 --> 01:39:00,500
- Abhishek.
- Come on, Papa.

1646
01:39:00,583 --> 01:39:02,958
Give me your phone.
I want to download a song. Quickly.

1647
01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:19,208
- He's moving.
- Yes! Come on.

1648
01:39:19,833 --> 01:39:23,417
- Vijay!
- Vijay!

1649
01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:29,792
- Come on.
- Yes, Grandpa, yes.

1650
01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,792
- Vijay!
- Papa.

1651
01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:34,042
- Papa!
- Come on, Vijay.

1652
01:39:34,125 --> 01:39:36,667
- Papa! You can do it!
- I know you can do it.

1653
01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:37,917
You can do it!

1654
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:39,375
Come on, push yourself!

1655
01:39:39,458 --> 01:39:41,542
Push yourself, Vijay. Come on.

1656
01:39:41,625 --> 01:39:43,292
Come on! Push yourself. Yes!

1657
01:39:43,375 --> 01:39:44,458
Papa, I know you can.

1658
01:39:44,542 --> 01:39:47,333
You can do it.
I know you can, Papa. Come on!

1659
01:39:57,167 --> 01:39:59,208
Dad, come on. Yes, Dad. Come on.

1660
01:40:00,708 --> 01:40:03,167
Papa, after this slope,
it's not difficult at all.

1661
01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:05,250
- Come on, Dad! Come on!
- Come on.

1662
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:06,583
You can do it!

1663
01:40:06,667 --> 01:40:07,667
- Vijay…
- Papa…

1664
01:40:14,042 --> 01:40:14,917
Put these on.

1665
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,042
- Why?
- I said put them on!

1666
01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:20,542
Now, close your eyes.

1667
01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:22,792
Take a deep breath,

1668
01:40:22,875 --> 01:40:24,083
and listen.

1669
01:40:24,625 --> 01:40:30,500
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1670
01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:37,250
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1671
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:39,417
<i>Whatever is there…</i>

1672
01:40:39,500 --> 01:40:40,500
Do it for Anna.

1673
01:40:40,583 --> 01:40:44,000
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1674
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,125
Smash it!

1675
01:40:56,208 --> 01:40:57,750
That's the spirit. Dad, come on!

1676
01:40:57,833 --> 01:40:59,167
Push yourself!

1677
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:01,208
Smash it, Vijay! Smash it!

1678
01:41:06,292 --> 01:41:08,583
Vijay!

1679
01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:11,833
Smash it!

1680
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:17,458
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1681
01:41:17,542 --> 01:41:24,333
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1682
01:41:24,417 --> 01:41:27,375
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1683
01:41:27,458 --> 01:41:31,167
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1684
01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:37,667
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1685
01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:43,958
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1686
01:41:44,042 --> 01:41:46,708
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1687
01:41:46,792 --> 01:41:49,042
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1688
01:41:51,625 --> 01:41:57,417
<i>Unknown shadows fill the paths ahead</i>

1689
01:41:57,500 --> 01:42:04,208
<i>Unseen arms surround us all</i>

1690
01:42:04,292 --> 01:42:07,625
<i>Only this moment is light</i>

1691
01:42:07,708 --> 01:42:10,542
<i>All else is darkness</i>

1692
01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:13,667
<i>Don't waste this moment</i>

1693
01:42:13,750 --> 01:42:16,833
<i>This moment is all that you have</i>

1694
01:42:16,917 --> 01:42:23,375
<i>Hey, living soul, think fast</i>

1695
01:42:23,458 --> 01:42:28,792
<i>Now is the moment
To fulfil your heart's desire</i>

1696
01:42:38,750 --> 01:42:39,750
There he is.

1697
01:42:43,542 --> 01:42:45,625
Move it! Go on, move it.

1698
01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:55,500
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a new record.</i>

1699
01:42:55,583 --> 01:43:00,500
<i>Aditya Jaiswal, the youngest Indian
to complete the triathlon.</i>

1700
01:43:38,958 --> 01:43:45,375
<i>The magic of this moment
Makes unions sublime</i>

1701
01:43:45,458 --> 01:43:51,958
<i>The warmth of this moment
Makes hearts race</i>

1702
01:43:52,042 --> 01:43:58,625
<i>In the presence of this moment
The world belongs to us</i>

1703
01:43:58,708 --> 01:44:04,958
<i>When you look at this moment
It means more than a million years</i>

1704
01:44:05,042 --> 01:44:10,667
<i>Hey, living soul, think fast</i>

1705
01:44:10,750 --> 01:44:16,167
<i>Now is the moment
To fulfil your heart's desire</i>

1706
01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:22,333
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1707
01:44:22,417 --> 01:44:28,500
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1708
01:44:28,583 --> 01:44:31,125
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1709
01:44:31,208 --> 01:44:34,917
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1710
01:46:30,458 --> 01:46:36,458
<i>In the shadow of this moment
Lies our destination</i>

1711
01:46:36,542 --> 01:46:42,542
<i>Beyond this moment, everything is fiction</i>

1712
01:46:42,625 --> 01:46:48,542
<i>Who can see tomorrow?
Who can know tomorrow?</i>

1713
01:46:49,292 --> 01:46:55,458
<i>In this moment
You will find all that you seek</i>

1714
01:46:55,542 --> 01:47:01,333
<i>Hey, living soul, think fast</i>

1715
01:47:01,417 --> 01:47:03,708
<i>Now is the moment</i>

1716
01:47:03,792 --> 01:47:06,708
<i>To fulfil your heart's desire</i>

1717
01:47:06,792 --> 01:47:13,250
<i>You may not know what lies ahead of you</i>

1718
01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:19,375
<i>Nor do you know what lies behind you</i>

1719
01:47:19,458 --> 01:47:22,250
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1720
01:47:22,333 --> 01:47:25,000
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1721
01:47:25,083 --> 01:47:28,292
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1722
01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:31,792
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1723
01:47:31,875 --> 01:47:34,417
<i>Whatever is there</i>

1724
01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,208
<i>It's now, in this moment</i>

1725
01:51:03,792 --> 01:51:06,792
Subtitle translation by: Neena Kiss