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[waves gushing]
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[slow music playing]
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[seawater rippling]
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[metal clanking]
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- [ragpicker in Hindi] Sahab…
- [ragpicker's loot clattering]
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[waves oozing]
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[music continues]
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[inhales, exhales deeply]
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[waves rippling]
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[man grunts softly]
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[water gushes]
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[inhales deeply]
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[woman, frantically] Vijay ji! Vijay ji!
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Vijay ji!
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[sighs softly]
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[music continues]
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[waves gushing]
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[inhales deeply]
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- [grunts loudly]
- [body crashing in water]
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[church choir in English] ♪ The Lord ♪
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♪ Is my shepherd ♪
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[sniffling]
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♪ There is nothing… ♪
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- [sobbing]
- [whispers] It's okay.
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[sobbing]
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I just thought
he's out for a walk. [whimpers]
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- I called out to him from the taxi.
- Hmm.
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But I guess he didn't hear me. [sniffles]
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If I had known
he was planning to take his own life,
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- I would have then… [sniffles]
- [hesitates] Oh… [grunts]
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- [blows noisily]
- [groans]
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[woman continues blowing]
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[sniffles]
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They couldn't find Vijay uncle's body.
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I'm sure he'll come back as a ghost.
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If there was no body,
then how did they find out?
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Arey, Bakshi aunty saw him
standing alone by the seaside.
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Then those boys there saw him jump.
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Mamma said they acted
like real gentlemen by informing us.
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[choir song ends]
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[priest] Please be seated.
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- [thuds]
- [grunting]
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- Sit.
- [whimpering softly]
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- Mr. Bathena?
- [nervously] Yes?
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- [priest] Please.
- Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, so sorry.
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Yes.
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First of all,
my heartfelt condolences to the family.
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Deeksha, Akhil and Abhishek.
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- It's Abhimanyu, uncle, not Abhishek.
- Shh.
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Sorry, deekra. Abhimanyu.
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Vijay and I met 30 years ago.
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He had brought his wife
to my cancer care center.
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Anna stayed in my hospital
for seven years.
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And Vijay and I became best of friends.
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- Hm.
- [quirky music playing]
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[exhales]
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So many memories.
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I don't even know where to begin.
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For example,
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we used to play a lot of rummy together.
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Score was 126 all.
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Actually, I think
I was leading 126 to 125.
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But how do I argue
with someone who's dead? Cheater!
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[Bathena chuckles awkwardly]
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And Vijay wasn't just a good rummy player.
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He was also
the champion dancer of the colony.
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He won the Garba Night trophy three times.
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But yeah,
one result was a bit controversial.
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[chuckles] Because
Mrs. Bakshi was the judge.
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He was your favorite, right?
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Favoritism! [laughing]
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[hesitates nervously]
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[clears throat]
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Father, please wait,
I'm checking whether I've missed anything.
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Oh yes, yes, here it is.
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[clears throat]
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[inhales deeply]
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Vijay is not dead. [voice echoes]
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Vijay will never die!
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[birds fluttering away]
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What the hell?
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- [all gasping]
- [fast-paced music playing]
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- [people muttering]
- Papa!
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- [Akhil] Nanu!
- Vijay!
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- Oi!
- [all muttering indistinctly]
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What's all this?
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- [boy 1 screams] I told you, ghost!
- [boy 2] Come on! Run!
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What's my photo doing there?
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[boy 1] Teacher had said
ghosts don't exist!
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[both gasping] Vijay!
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[wails]
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- [music fades]
- [church bell rings]
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[birds chirping]
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Wat up, guys?
Welcome back to Shock-a-locka Baby.
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Your daily dose of shocking stories!
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Yeah, well, I'm very excited today.
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Because last week I showed you
two frogs getting married, right?
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But today, we have Vijay Mathew,
who turned up in church at his own funeral
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and behind this door
lives second-chance Vijay,
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who I'm sure
is just happy to be alive, bro.
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Ready?
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- Boom!
- [feet scrambling on gravel]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[quirky music playing]
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- Chutiye!
- Papa!
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Sorry.
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You two-faced hypocrite!
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Trying to be a big frog in a small pond!
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Why would I commit suicide? Tell me!
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Just because I didn't come home,
you had the whole colony in an uproar.
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You organized a prayer meeting
and even ordered this coffin for me.
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Hey, don't you put all this back on us!
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- Where were you all night? Tell me.
- I, uh...
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The police were looking for your body
till six in the morning!
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- I went for a walk, yaar.
- Without your cell phone?
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I, uh, I left it here to charge.
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- I forgot, beta.
- Don't 'beta' me!
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I'll buy you a strap
to hang your phone around your neck.
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- Then you'll never forget...
- Mrs. Bakshi, please.
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[Deeksha] What "please"?
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Why were you doing this-this
standing on the sea wall?
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- Huh? She saw you.
- [scoffs] That's my diving pose, beta.
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Whenever I see water,
my inner swimmer comes alive.
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- Look at that photo.
- Huh?
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[pensive music playing]
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[murmurs agreement]
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It's ridiculous!
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But that is not the point.
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Point is that without finding my body,
how could you organize a coffin for me?
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- How could you do it?
- Why did you not come home last night?
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That is also the point.
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Arey, I was just having a few drinks
with Kishore in your hospital.
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Kishore got drunk and passed out.
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So then I went to the room
behind the dormitory and I slept off.
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So if you were knocked out over there,
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who did those neighborhood boys see
jumping into the water?
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They said he was very old,
with holes in his clothes, very dirty man.
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- You're the dirty old man, idiot!
- Papa!
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One minute, one minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a ragpicker.
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His clothes were old, all torn up.
He must have jumped.
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- Yeah!
- Correct! That solves it, huh?
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I'm telling you,
let's celebrate, let's party!
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Hey, did they find the poor beggar's body?
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- Arey, you dumb-ass, what are...
- Arey, Papa!
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Come on, Akhil.
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- So nice to see you again, Abhishek.
- It is Abhimanyu!
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- Oh sorry.
- Beta, one minute, one minute.
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- At least have some chai.
- Order some samosas too. Yeah?
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Stop acting
like everything is normal, Papa!
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But why are you getting angry?
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I should be angry
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that before I'm even dead, you're sitting
in church next to my coffin.
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Don't act over smart.
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Ever since we lost Mamma,
you've become really careless.
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- You're still reeking of beer, you know?
- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I promise you from now on,
I won't drink anymore. Happy now?
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- [sarcastically] Really?
- Yes. Come on, smile.
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Grow up!
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- Beta, just listen to me!
- She's right.
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But welcome back.
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Thank you, beta. Thank you, thank you.
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- Hello, beta.
- I love you, Nanu.
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- Sorry, beta.
- [Deeksha] Akhil!
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- Yeah.
- Viju, I'm so happy that you're not dead.
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Hey, what are you doing, Bakshi ji?
I'm not… please, thank you.
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Vijay, I'm leaving too.
I'm really exhausted.
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- Don't you dare do this again.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Next time, I'll wait for you to die.
- Very funny.
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- What are these papers in your hand?
- Nothing, nothing.
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- Show me.
- I'll tell you some other time.
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- They're personal notes.
- Show me, yaar!
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[sheets rustling roughly]
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Sit down.
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- Just sit down!
- [quirky music playing]
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[Vijay] "Vijay's eulogy."
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[quirky music continues]
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[music fades]
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Aren't you gonna say something?
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You slimy, back-stabbing
snake in the grass!
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Actually, better if you keep quiet.
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Rummy player? Garba dancer?
183
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Debate champion in the 10th grade?
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Bloody, I died and this
is what you chose to write about me?
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- But you didn't actually die, did you?
- You didn't know that, right?
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- Arey, but...
- Now wait till you die.
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Then see what speech
I give about you at your funeral.
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Bloody failed compounder,
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- horny ward boy,
- [groans]
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That old sweeper at the hospital!
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00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,226
- Where are you going?
- You may not think you're an old man,
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00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,958
but my bladder reminds me
every single day that I am.
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- Tinkle time for me now.
- Your little tinkle can wait. Sit down.
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Damn it,
we've been friends for so long now,
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and you really know
nothing at all about my life?
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Nothing about my achievements, huh?
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So sorry, yaar.
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Okay, for future reference,
tell me what I should say about you.
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- So many things.
- For example?
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- For example?
- Yeah.
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I was a bronze medalist
in the national swimming championship.
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Year?
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- 1976… six, yes.
- Oh! Congratulations.
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Uh, and?
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[clears throat] And, uh…
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And Anna always said
that if I continued with my swimming,
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I would be good enough
to qualify for the Asian Games.
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A swimmer with potential? Wow!
209
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- Yes!
- [Bathena] Fantastic!
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Anything else? More. More.
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- And, uh…
- [lively music playing]
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00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,333
And I'm so angry right now that I'm blank.
213
00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,333
- [Vijay exhales]
- [music stops abruptly]
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00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:07,167
[breathing heavily]
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00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,667
[slow, pensive music playing]
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00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:19,583
Vijay, all those things
we dreamt of becoming,
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00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,833
and look what we have become.
218
00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,292
Everyone's in the same boat.
219
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,125
- I'm happy you're alive. Yes.
- [Vijay sniffles] Hmm.
220
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,667
[Vijay sniffles, exhales]
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- Hmm.
- See you. Bye.
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You rest, rest, rest, rest.
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00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:49,708
[music continues]
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- [footsteps receding]
- [door opens]
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00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,958
[music continues]
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00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,375
[eulogy sheets rustle]
227
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:40,375
[exhales, grunts softly]
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00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,667
[pensive music continues]
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[water splashing]
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00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,500
Akhil, you have to open
your mouth at the right time.
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00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,708
Come on, focus. Like this.
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00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,750
Watch it, watch this.
233
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:08,833
- Wow!
- Woah!
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00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,708
Your cake, sir.
235
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,958
- [Deeksha] Lovely!
- [Abhimanyu] Looks good! Doesn't it?
236
00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:13,202
Papa, we're cutting the cake.
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- I'm teaching him now. Akhil!
- You can train him later.
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00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,500
- Come on. Come.
- Okay, coming.
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00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,000
[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- [everyone continues singing]
- Happy birthday, Mamma!
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00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,542
- Happy, happy birthday.
- Thank you! Hmm.
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00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,917
- [Vijay] Happy birthday, beta.
- [Deeksha] Thank you, Papa.
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Bless you.
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- Bless you.
- Hmm.
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[Deeksha chuckles softly]
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- Alright, I'll see you, okay?
- No, it's my birthday. You can't leave.
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Meet my friends.
This is Jaag, this is Sunny.
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Jaag! [snaps finger] Like the car.
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Good to meet you, uncle.
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[chuckles] Jaguar. They moved
into our building three months ago.
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- From the US.
- Yeah.
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- I see.
- Jaag is a motivational speaker.
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- And he runs a company called, uh…
- Ja-Su-It!
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- Sorry?
- Ja-Su-It?
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- Jaag and Sunny.
- [murmurs] Hmm.
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Thirty-nine centers in 21 countries.
Cool? [clicks tongue]
257
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Ah! Ja… Okay, okay. Ja-Su-It.
258
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- Uh, so, what do you do?
- Yeah.
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Me? I'm just retired.
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And before that?
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Oh, I wa… I was a swimming coach.
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[Jaag] Oh, nice.
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Oh, like nationals?
264
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- No, no, no, no, no. [chuckles awkwardly]
- State?
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Um…
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Um, in this club, actually.
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It was more like a hobby.
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[Jaag] Okay.
269
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This is where Abhimanyu and I first met.
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- So cute!
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Teaching children to swim in a club pool.
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- Noble. Noble.
- [chuckles]
273
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But what was your main job
all these years?
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My main job was coaching, and…
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it was my hobby, too.
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Actually, Dad's been extremely passionate
about swimming. Right, Dad?
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Whatever you do, do it well.
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Age is just a number, bro.
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Push, pump, hustle, kill!
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- [Sunny] Easy, baby!
- [melancholic music playing]
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[Akhil] Nanu was a bronze medal champion!
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- [Jaag] Ah, cool!
- [Sunny] Wow!
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- [Jaag] Cheers!
- [Sunny] Cheers!
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00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:08,917
[Vijay] I-I'll leave now, beta.
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[Akhil chuckles softly]
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Bye, Papa.
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- [Abhimanyu] See you, Dad.
- [Akhil] Bye, Nanu.
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[in Hindi] GOOD RUMMY PLAYER
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RETURNED RS 5000
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- [melancholic music continues]
- [inhales]
291
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[pen scribbling on paper]
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[pensive music playing]
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[music intensifies]
294
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[music crescendos]
295
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[PC button clicks]
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[monitor button clicks]
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[Vijay in English] Great things
298
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- done by…
- [keys clacking]
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Old people.
300
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,208
[murmurs indistinctly]
301
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[pen scribbling on paper]
302
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,458
[birds chirping]
303
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,167
- [Vijay] John Glenn.
- [Bathena] Hmm.
304
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,667
[Vijay] He went into space
at the age of 77, okay?
305
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,292
- [Bathena] Yes, Kishore.
- You can't even go to the bathroom.
306
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,655
- Okay, no problem.
- Next, next.
307
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,167
And this Momofoko Rambo.
I mean Momofuku Ando.
308
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,750
At the age of 61,
he invented instant noodles, okay?
309
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,667
- Oh!
- Look, I'm already dying of cancer, okay?
310
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,042
Food poisoning
is not what I want to die of.
311
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,625
- [both laughing]
- [Vijay] Okay! Listen to this.
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00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,375
Raymond Colbert.
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At the ripe old age of 78,
he became a father.
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- [in Hindi] Baap re!
- [Kishore laughing]
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00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:21,625
[in English] Listen.
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00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,833
You do what John Glenn did
and take off into space. [laughing]
317
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,667
- He wants to become a father! [laughing]
- [Bathena cackling]
318
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,542
Vijay, when was the last time you had sex?
319
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,625
[metal clatters]
320
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,333
- Sorry, sister, he's a pervert.
- Hey…
321
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,750
[Kishore continues laughing]
322
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,208
Lower your voice, chutiye.
No need to shout it out.
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21st June.
324
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,292
- Ah!
- Oh, recently.
325
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2007.
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[laughing heartily]
327
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,125
[comical music playing]
328
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,250
[Vijay] Lieutenant Colonel James Warren.
329
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,750
He got a pilot's license at the age of 87.
330
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,750
- [Bathena] Move.
- [man 1] Whose license was it?
331
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,417
- [chuckles] Did he get it back?
- [mutters angrily]
332
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Hey, Vijay, if you're gonna be a pilot,
please let me know.
333
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,500
One has to book train tickets
well in advance.
334
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,125
Are you cheerleaders or fearleaders?
335
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,458
- "Fearleaders!" That's original, Vijay.
- [rest laughing]
336
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:10,083
- Vijay, you can do one impossible thing.
- What?
337
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,125
You can stop swearing so much
in your old age.
338
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,542
Impossible!
339
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:17,167
- Even Anna couldn't stop him.
- Don't talk such rubbish, okay?
340
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,750
He's the number one potty mouth.
341
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,375
Yaar, don't mention potty.
I was totally jammed this morning.
342
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,333
Arey, why don't you try some guava?
It's very effective.
343
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,583
Yeah, you keep talking about potty.
Potty this and potty that.
344
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,792
Saala, we have no such achievement
in our life that will move people to say,
345
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,515
- "Wow, what a life this guy lived!"
- Hmm.
346
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:35,958
Oh, so you're having regrets,
now that you've missed the boat?
347
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,750
- Great! There goes our Mr. Optimistic.
- [chuckles]
348
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,750
How were you a doctor 30 years ago, yaar?
349
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,833
- His patients must've died of depression.
- [all chuckling]
350
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,417
There's an age for everything.
351
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,917
- [man 2] And what age is that?
- My grandson's age.
352
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,750
He's running a triathlon race
at the age of 18.
353
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,375
- [suspenseful music playing]
- Youngest to do it. Youngest!
354
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,208
Your grandson's doing it, right?
355
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,375
Why are you gassing off
like a rhino's ass?
356
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,500
A rhino's ass! He's learning.
I taught him well.
357
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,708
Dumb people, dumb people!
358
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,708
[man 1] Hey Vijay,
wasn't he your doctor too?
359
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,208
Yeah. He was a chutiya then,
he's a chutiya now.
360
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:09,000
- He's a certified chautiya.
- [all laughing]
361
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,708
- Yes!
- What happened?
362
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,351
- Felt some pressure.
- [man 1] Applause!
363
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,208
Yes, yaar! [laughing]
364
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,500
[applause]
365
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:21,375
One and a half kilometers of swimming,
followed by 40 kilometers of cycling,
366
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and after that 10 kilometers of running.
367
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,333
Can anyone here tell me
what this is called?
368
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,083
- Stupidity!
- [audience laughing]
369
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,167
Triathlon.
370
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,292
The youngest person to have successfully
completed the triathlon in India
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was just 20 years old.
372
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,458
- [whispers indistinctly]
- [announcer] But now,
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Aditya Jaiswal
374
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:48,042
from your very own colony will attempt
this race at just 18 years of age!
375
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,125
- Wow!
- [audience applauding]
376
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,708
Very good.
May his Grandpa's old age rub off on him.
377
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,708
- [man] Best of luck!
- Thank you.
378
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,875
[announcer] And
to encourage Aditya some more,
379
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:02,250
- we have with us some very special guests.
- [quirky music playing]
380
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,458
Like Mr. Sunil Saxena,
381
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,667
the Triathlon Association
Of India's Vice Chairman,
382
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,125
and a very good friend of Mr. Jaiswal.
383
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,750
Very nice. Pleasure, pleasure.
384
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,500
[announcer] And we have
another special guest among us.
385
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,583
His name is Vivek Sagar ji.
386
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:21,583
- Vivek Sagar ji is the CEO of Boot Inc.
- Hmm.
387
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,375
[announcer] That's right.
Boot Inc. Boots for Youth,
388
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,601
- A leading shoe brand…
- Does your phone have internet?
389
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,292
- [announcer] …sponsoring Aditya.
- [Fali] I don't carry a phone.
390
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,708
Give him a big hand.
Come, sir. Please, sir.
391
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,958
[audience applauding]
392
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,458
[announcer] I've worn Boot Inc. shoes
specially for this event.
393
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,042
- Arey! Oh. Really?
- [announcer] Come, sir, welcome.
394
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,458
I'm coming.
One minute, this chewing gum is…
395
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,167
- [laughter]
- [announcer] No problem, sir…
396
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,250
- Here.
- Take your time.
397
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,333
[Vivek] …got stuck.
398
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,250
So Boot Inc. would like to announce
399
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,167
that if Aditya Jaiswal completes
this triathlon successfully,
400
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,375
then a charity of Aditya's choice
will receive a donation
401
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,333
- of no less than 20 lakh rupees! Wow!
- [audience] Wow!
402
00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,292
[announcer] Whoo!
403
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,216
- [Bathena] Twenty lakhs!
- [audience applauding]
404
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,500
[announcer] Wow!
405
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,208
Wow! Wow! Wow, sir! Amazing!
406
00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,667
Hey, Vijay?
407
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,167
[Vijay] Oldest…
408
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,917
[keyboard clacking]
409
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,417
Person
410
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,500
triathlon.
411
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:27,000
- [triumphant music playing]
- [laughs quirkily]
412
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,375
- Fali! I got it!
- [man] How are you, Vijay?
413
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,875
- I got it!
- [Fali] Come, come, Vijay. Just in time!
414
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,083
- Sit down.
- I found my big idea.
415
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:42,750
You always say that and you end up
losing the first set. [chuckles]
416
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,750
Forget about it.
417
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,083
- Hey, not for playing rummy, yaar.
- Then?
418
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,750
- For my eulogy.
- [Fali] Eulogy?
419
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,375
- For making my life special.
- Yeah.
420
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,958
To make things easier
for you in church after I'm dead.
421
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,792
The kind of idea
that will completely blow people's minds.
422
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,292
Their jaws will drop in wonder,
423
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,125
and they'll say, "Wow!
Just look at what Vijay has achieved!"
424
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,208
Congratulations, Vijay.
And who's the lucky girl?
425
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,792
- How did you get her pregnant so quickly?
- [tray thuds]
426
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,583
Pregnant? Arey, put it down!
427
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,007
- Your fertile mind got her pregnant.
- [groans]
428
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:11,750
- [Vijay] You want to hear it or not?
- Yeah, come on, tell me.
429
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,917
- Triathlon!
- What lawn?
430
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,708
Triathlon! Triathlon!
431
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,625
Arey, if it's a triathlon, you don't
have to say it three-three times.
432
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,167
"Triathlon" what?
433
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:26,208
You know, the oldest person to complete
a triathlon in India was 67 years old.
434
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,667
- So?
- And what's my age?
435
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,667
- Ah, you're 69, right?
- Exactly!
436
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,208
Don't you get it?
437
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,458
Just tell me clearly
what're you going to do in this triathlon?
438
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:39,417
- You're going to watch it?
- I'm going to do the whole triathlon.
439
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,042
I'm going to complete the triathlon at 69
and set a new record in India!
440
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,042
Vijay Mathew will be the oldest man
to complete a triathlon in India.
441
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,542
Vijay Mathew is great!
Vijay Mathew is fantastic!
442
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,333
- Vijay Mathew zindabad!
- Are you crazy?
443
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:52,657
Do you know all the things
you have to do in a triathlon?
444
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,309
- You heard the announcer...
- I know that.
445
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:58,292
One and a half km swimming,
40 km cycling and 10 km running.
446
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,125
And you're going to do all this?
447
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,625
Oh, yes! I swim very well
and you know that.
448
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,458
I cycle around the colony
and running I'll manage along the way.
449
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:08,458
[cackling in disbelief]
450
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:11,083
Oh, my God! You're totally mad!
451
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,667
[in Gujarati] Oh, my dear Lord!
452
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,542
[in English] You laxative-filled lollipop!
What're you laughing at?
453
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,750
[in Gujarati] Oh, my God.
454
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,074
[in English] I can't take it anymore.
You're totally mad!
455
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,042
- Hey chutiye!
- I'm not a chutiya, you're a chutiya.
456
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,333
- [Vijay] Shut up!
- [cackling] [in Gujarati] Oh, my God!
457
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,500
- [cackling]
- [lively, upbeat music playing]
458
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:28,917
[laughing]
459
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,292
You! [laughing]
460
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,917
[both laughing uncontrollably]
461
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,125
- At this age?
- [laughing uncontrollably]
462
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:37,875
[laughing loudly, uncontrollably]
463
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,292
[snickering]
464
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,458
Triathlon? Have you lost your mind?
465
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:42,375
[music continues]
466
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:43,375
You'll be dead.
467
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,542
[continues laughing]
468
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,542
- [music stops abruptly]
- [fan rotating]
469
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,125
[fingers tapping table]
470
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:04,000
- Am I supposed to say something? Or...
- Brahmacharya, bachelor student life.
471
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,167
Grihastha, married life.
472
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,000
Vanaprastha, retirement.
473
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:12,750
And in the end Sanyaasa, total detachment.
474
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,458
[chuckles] Sorry.
Looks like I've come to the wrong office.
475
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,333
No, no, no, no. Look over there.
476
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,042
Not in the wrong office,
477
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,833
you're just in the wrong age bracket,
Mister, uh…?
478
00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:25,792
- Vijay Mathew.
- Correct.
479
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:30,208
You belong between the Vanaprastha
and Sanyaasa stages of life.
480
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,917
And you're trying to be a Brahmachari.
481
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,708
- Is this some kind of prank or...?
- You're playing a prank on us, Mr. Vijay!
482
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,250
- [man] Rajan, Rajan.
- Sir, you...
483
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,250
- Rajan, one minute.
- [Rajan] Fine, sir.
484
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,708
Mr. Mathew, this committee
has looked at your application
485
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,417
- and discussed it too.
- Okay.
486
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,875
I'm sorry
you can't take part in the triathlon.
487
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,167
But, my friend, why?
488
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,458
Not friend, sir.
489
00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:56,167
Mr. Sunil Saxena!
Vice Chairman, Triathlon Association of...
490
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,792
- Mrs. Sethia.
- Okay, sir. Okay.
491
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:03,083
- I'm sorry, sir, but why?
- Because you're too old for this.
492
00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:06,625
Because at this age, you're better off
playing with your grandchildren.
493
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:10,000
Understand?
And not cycling for 40 kilometers!
494
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,167
And it's not safe.
495
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,625
But it's my risk, right?
496
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:15,833
I'm willing to sign a waiver on the form.
497
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:19,417
But Mathew sahab, this committee
is not ready to sign your death warrant.
498
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,583
But you have given
that kid Aditya permission, haven't you?
499
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:24,875
Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot.
500
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:27,208
His father
is a good friend of yours, isn't it?
501
00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:29,000
But it's risky for him too, right?
502
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,958
Thanks for applying, Mr. Mathew.
503
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,875
Are you serious?
504
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,750
You're not gonna let me decide
what I can or cannot do with my life?
505
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,375
- Of course, we are.
- That's not what you're doing here.
506
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:44,042
- [Sunil] Why wouldn't...
- You've written my request's rejected.
507
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,167
Provided you make
the right decision, okay?
508
00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,000
[slow, pensive music playing]
509
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,375
[Sunil] Good luck, Mr. Mathew.
510
00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:11,292
[pensive music continues]
511
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:40,375
[spectators cheering,
chattering, applauding]
512
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:43,583
[announcer] Next is
freestyle 50 meters race.
513
00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:46,875
All the participants of class 5…
514
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,458
- [whooping]
- Yay!
515
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:52,708
Just because I defeated
Aditya's father in the colony elections,
516
00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:55,083
he's asking his friend
in the committee to get back at me.
517
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:57,667
- Why should I calm down, yaar?
- [Akhil sucks teeth] Nanu!
518
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,792
Okay. Okay, I've got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
519
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,000
Sorry, beta, sorry.
520
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,917
Please welcome your chief guest,
521
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,625
respected chairman
of the Indian Athletics Federation!
522
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:09,042
Welcome, sir!
523
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,958
- This is our school secretary.
- Hello.
524
00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:12,500
Remember how to breathe, okay?
525
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,625
- Correct, sideways.
- [man] When you jump…
526
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,833
Bhaisaab, one minute.
527
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,833
- [man] Remember, never...
- This is Akhil's lane.
528
00:26:18,917 --> 00:26:21,083
It's all good, uncle ji.
You can use that lane.
529
00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:23,708
Akhil's rhythm will break.
He's been practicing in this lane.
530
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,542
Uncle, it makes
no difference at all, trust me.
531
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:30,125
At our local club events, I've won
three swimming medals. So I know.
532
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:33,167
- Akhil don't move, stand right here.
- [man] Why are you being so touchy?
533
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,083
Does the mind lose
screws after retirement?
534
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,792
When you find your real father,
why don't you ask him?
535
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,167
- What did you say?
- Yeah.
536
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,184
- Stay here, Arhit!
- [Arhit] Papa!
537
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,583
- Akhil, don't you move. Stand here.
- Don't move!
538
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,250
- Stay right here!
- Nanu, I don't mind.
539
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,726
- [Vijay] Don't let him push you.
- It's okay.
540
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,083
- [kids jeering]
- [Vijay] Just don't move, Akhil!
541
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,500
- This is our lane.
- [father] …have a stroke, uncle ji!
542
00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,042
You have one foot in the grave!
543
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,208
Do you want to know
where I'll shove the other leg?
544
00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:57,833
- Hey! I'm warning you.
- What you're warning me?
545
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:58,833
Please stop this!
546
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,000
- You're a swimming champion, right?
- [father] I am!
547
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,000
- Take them off! Get in the pool!
- [murmuring]
548
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,667
- Let's see what you're really made of!
- No, no, no, oye!
549
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,958
You don't want to?
Your dad isn't wearing any underwear.
550
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:09,750
- [Arhit] Really?
- No underwear? Now watch.
551
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,976
- [quirky music playing]
- Huh?
552
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,542
- [Akhil] Nanu, stop it!
- [kids jeering]
553
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:13,934
- What's he doing?
- [Vijay] Watch this!
554
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,958
- [Vijay grunts]
- [loud crash in water]
555
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,000
[jeering]
556
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,083
[quirky music continues]
557
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,917
[announcer] Sir,
please come out of the pool.
558
00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,167
[chortling]
559
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:31,083
[audience jeering, clamoring]
560
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:32,958
[laughing, jeering]
561
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,458
[announcer] Sir, we request you
to come out of the pool.
562
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,708
[spectators continue jeering]
563
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:48,625
[grunts]
564
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,500
[kids continue jeering]
565
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:53,625
[music crescendos]
566
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,583
Ranjit?
567
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,042
[mouths] Vijay?
568
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:08,417
[music fades]
569
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,417
- See what you can do with his application.
- [Sunil] Come on, Ranjit.
570
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,875
If the event was in Mumbai,
we could have taken some precautions.
571
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,583
The event is 100 kilometers away
in some hilly area.
572
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,250
- It would be risky to take him...
- Bhai sahab, bhai sahab,
573
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,833
the Bangalore National Championship
where Ranjit won a gold medal,
574
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,500
I got the bronze medal in that event.
575
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,625
I've participated
in more than 12 national meets.
576
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,750
- I'm not some two-bit player!
- Ranjit sir, if something happens to him,
577
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,167
- who'll be responsible?
- Yes.
578
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:38,250
- Just see, he's not fit.
- Who said I'm not fit? Should I show you?
579
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,208
You are unfit.
580
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:40,812
[Vijay] Shall I show him how fit I am?
581
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:43,417
- I know. Vijay, relax.
- How does he know I'm fit or not fit?
582
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,917
Sir, see his behavior.
583
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,500
It's my responsibility.
584
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,208
You just get his application processed.
585
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,667
Mr. Ranjit Kumar!
586
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,083
- Chairman of the Triathlon Association!
- Mrs. Sethia! One minute.
587
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:58,500
Okay sir. If you think he can do it,
we will require a medical test
588
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,500
and a doctor's NOC.
589
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,143
- Of course.
- And prior hospitalization
590
00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:04,333
- and health risk records.
- There's nothing like that, my friend.
591
00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:07,833
I, I mean, sir, there are no such records.
592
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,333
[birds chirping]
593
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,083
[Vijay] Ranjit.
594
00:29:15,292 --> 00:29:16,292
Thank you, yaar.
595
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,875
I didn't think
you would even remember who I am.
596
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,375
Come on! How could I ever forget you?
597
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:24,833
- You were a great opponent.
- Thank you.
598
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:28,542
I always believed that one day
you would thoroughly defeat me in a race.
599
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,958
[chuckles]
600
00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:32,958
I looked for you at every race,
but you were never to be seen.
601
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,417
But now I am finally seeing you.
602
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,792
And you're lucky, young man.
We're on the same team this time.
603
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:42,083
- Thank you.
- [Ranjit] I'll be cheering for you.
604
00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,167
- Thank you.
- [chuckles]
605
00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,208
All the best.
606
00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:47,458
- [car door closes, engine starts]
- [Ranjit] Let's go.
607
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,708
[car receding]
608
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,083
[slow, hopeful music playing]
609
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,583
[woman] It's a medical test.
610
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,184
- Have you gone to sleep?
- [knocks on door]
611
00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,458
Uncle!
612
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:12,333
- Here you go.
- Hmm.
613
00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:15,167
- Okay? Bye.
- [nurse] Arey, uncle!
614
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:17,167
[quirky music playing]
615
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,292
[door slams]
616
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,042
- [music fades]
- [clicks tongue]
617
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,250
- [toilet flushing]
- Aah!
618
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,333
- Bye!
- [nurse] Uncle!
619
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,458
- What is it now?
- Hmm.
620
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,250
[fakes retching sound]
621
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,333
- [retches]
- [door slams]
622
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:38,125
Come in. Try to relax, try to relax.
Lift both the arms up.
623
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:40,750
Both your arms, lift them up.
624
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,500
Up, yeah. The other arm too.
Like this, straight.
625
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,000
Hmm, very good.
626
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,000
- Now, look to the side and cough.
- [coughs]
627
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:49,917
Hey! What are you doing?
628
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,542
- I'll kill you, Doctor.
- Arey!
629
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,000
I'm just going to write a report.
630
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,750
- Forget it.
- No, no, no, doctor, sorry.
631
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,042
- Sorry, I'll do it.
- It's a hernia test, sir.
632
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,000
You have to do it!
633
00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,458
Relax, take it easy. Now raise your arms.
634
00:31:00,542 --> 00:31:01,708
Yeah, very good.
635
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,958
- Now look to the right and cough a little.
- [coughs]
636
00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:06,583
[screams] Aah, Mamma!
637
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,125
[fast-paced music playing]
638
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:11,208
Mr. Mathew, do you like
listening to horror stories?
639
00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:12,625
[whimpering] Of course not.
640
00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:16,708
When you hear ghost stories,
does your hair stand up?
641
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,192
[voice trembling] All over my body.
642
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:20,167
[screams]
643
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,417
Just relax, it's nothing.
644
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,917
- [wax strip ripping]
- [howling] You witch, you hag!
645
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,960
- She-devil, I'll wring your neck!
- Ah! Security!
646
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:27,875
Let me go!
647
00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:30,083
[Vijay whimpering] Pulled out all my hair.
648
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,792
- [whimpers]
- [strip rips]
649
00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,792
Now what are you doing, doctor?
650
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,333
I'm adjusting my gloves. Yeah?
651
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,750
- Now bend down. It's a prostate test.
- Okay.
652
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,958
- Spread your legs and bend down.
- Okay.
653
00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:45,542
- [screams, whimpers] Hey!
- Arey! I'm applying some gel.
654
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:48,042
It's just some gel on my gloves.
Please relax.
655
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,583
It won't hurt. Now I'll examine you, okay?
656
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:54,667
- [titters] You're tickling me.
- [doctor] One, one minute, one minute.
657
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,167
One, two, three!
658
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,083
[loud blast]
659
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,333
- [gasps]
- [people laughing]
660
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,042
[groans]
661
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,583
It's okay, Biswajit. Sit down,
662
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,708
- Sit. Come on.
- What is?
663
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,542
So, congratulations to Vijay.
664
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,875
Despite the shitty attitude
and potty mouth he's famous for,
665
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,000
he's managed to clear his medical tests.
666
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,708
- Oh, wow! Congratulations, Vijay!
- [all cheering]
667
00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:18,917
Yes. Yeah! Yeah, man!
668
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,083
Okay, Vijay.
669
00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,750
You remember the last time you died,
670
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,833
you didn't appreciate my speech
even a little bit.
671
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:25,250
- Not at all.
- [all chuckling]
672
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,667
But this time
when you're actually planning to die,
673
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,167
you better come
and give your own speech. Come, come.
674
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,167
- Come on, speech, speech.
- [Fali] Everybody, come on, encourage him.
675
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,917
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [all applauding]
676
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,750
Thank you for the flowers,
thank you for the flowers.
677
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,000
[Vijay clears throat]
678
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,667
So Anna always insisted
679
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,458
that I shouldn't give up
on my dreams because of her.
680
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:48,792
And since life had put Anna
on a timer that was running out,
681
00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:52,208
that's why she wanted me
to live life to the fullest.
682
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,833
And I mean every second.
683
00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:57,208
Just like the lines of our favorite song.
684
00:32:57,792 --> 00:33:01,958
So whenever I felt a little sad,
Anna would play my favorite song,
685
00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:05,042
our favorite song,
on our old tape recorder.
686
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:09,042
[recites in Hindi] What will be
you can never know,
687
00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,167
what used to be you can never know...
688
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:15,458
[all singing] ♪ All that can be
Is this moment now ♪
689
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,667
[in English] You know this?
690
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:21,583
[in Hindi] ♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
691
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,250
♪ What used to be ♪
692
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,417
[in English] Arey baba, stop it, stop it!
693
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,792
Let him finish what he was saying, guys.
694
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,958
Hey Vijay,
please continue your emotional speech.
695
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:35,667
So I never gave a thought
to what she said for a very long time.
696
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,958
But it was only last week
when my very good friend Fali Bathena
697
00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:42,375
very lovingly ordered
a small coffin for me online,
698
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,917
- that too at a discount,
- [scattered chuckles]
699
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,708
…is when I actually realized that
700
00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,667
my wife Anna was absolutely right.
701
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:52,417
We… [voice catches]
702
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,250
[voice trembling] We're all
living our lives on a timer.
703
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,792
- [low, pensive music playing]
- [EKG beeping indistinctly]
704
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
So… [voice catches]
705
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,792
I may be doing this triathlon
for myself, but…
706
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,083
considering the amount of love
you all gave Anna in her final days…
707
00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:19,417
- Fali, you were so loving to her.
- [pensive music playing]
708
00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:21,417
Kishore.
709
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,792
Mrs. Bakshi,
who isn't here right now and Mrs. Joshi.
710
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,625
What is he saying?
711
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,708
- [nurse] He's saying "thank You" to you.
- Oh!
712
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,792
So I've decided that whatever little money
I make from this triathlon,
713
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:41,458
I'm going to use it
to repair these broken walls and
714
00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,833
leaking pipes at Fali's cancer center.
715
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:48,167
- [mouths] Wow!
- [Kishore] Arey, wow, wow! Superb! Superb!
716
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,750
- Three cheers for Vijay! Hip-hip…
- [rest] Hurray!
717
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,059
- [Kishore] Hip hip…
- [rest] Hurray!
718
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,792
- Hip hip…
- Hurray!
719
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,500
[nurse] What are you doing, Biswajit?
You're okay, right?
720
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:59,750
- Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
- [sniffling]
721
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,250
It's okay.
722
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:03,750
- You dared to call me a potty mouth, huh?
- [chuckling]
723
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:06,000
- Hey, I'm very happy!
- [everyone laughing]
724
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,417
[lively, energetic music playing]
725
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:19,792
[yelps]
726
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,875
[in Hindi] ♪ With dreams
That gleam in my eyes ♪
727
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,542
♪ I walk your paths, O Life ♪
728
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,125
[in English] Mrs. Bakshi,
at least warn me a little in advance.
729
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,917
Goenka's old,
bed-ridden mother started walking
730
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,708
and running
in just three weeks, thanks to me.
731
00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:34,083
- And thanks to this pep song.
- Who the hell is Goenka?
732
00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:35,708
Arey, Goenka.
733
00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:38,750
Don't you know he's the one
who saw me in the hospital and boom,
734
00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,794
he immediately made me
his mother's private nurse.
735
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,792
Mrs. Bakshi,
you need to stop living in the past.
736
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,417
Haye, haye, look who's talking.
737
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,333
- What's this?
- Arey, one minute!
738
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:49,375
Without monitoring your BP,
you can't go off to exercise.
739
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:52,583
You just stay away from me,
my BP will be absolutely fine.
740
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:54,250
- It's high.
- How much?
741
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:56,958
- 148 by 98...
- I don't care how high it is.
742
00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:58,833
- Arey!
- Now, please. Just leave me alone.
743
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,667
Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
744
00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,625
[lively, upbeat music playing]
745
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,125
[dramatic music playing]
746
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:18,625
C'mon, keep going.
747
00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:22,292
Superb!
748
00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:32,792
[wheezes deeply]
749
00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:35,458
[inhales deeply, exhales]
750
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,542
[music slows]
751
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,333
Wat up, fam? Welcome
to another Shock-a-locka Baby special.
752
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:57,000
Today, we have with us,
the man of the hour himself.
753
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,250
None other than Vijay Mathew,
aka Mr. Death,
754
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,917
whose funeral video received 40,000 likes
755
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,333
- and 2 million views, guys!
- This is not the right time.
756
00:37:05,417 --> 00:37:07,577
Sir, do you have any message
for my 3 lakh subscribers?
757
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,625
I do!
758
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,333
Put your phones away,
get the junk out of your brains
759
00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,583
and your bums off your sofas!
And do some work!
760
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:14,917
Useless generation!
761
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,917
[vlogger] You sound
like my granddad, Vijay.
762
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,333
I am a granddad! So stop calling me Vijay!
763
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:23,583
Okay, he's very angry.
But we'll try again, don't worry. For you!
764
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:26,875
- Vijay, why so serious? It's okay. Chill!
- [Vijay exhales]
765
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,417
Please, don't bother me.
I'm really exhausted...
766
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,292
- Or I'll break...
- So this was Vijay Mathew,
767
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,375
who fell into the water,
but still didn't die.
768
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,292
And those who rise from a fall are heroes.
769
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:38,458
You know the drill, subscribe
to my YouTube channel Shock-a-locka Baby!
770
00:37:38,542 --> 00:37:39,417
[whistle blows]
771
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,083
- [whistle blowing]
- [man] Come on, too slow, too slow!
772
00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:45,125
If you're going to train on your own,
then you're going to die.
773
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,542
This is not a 100- or 400-meter race.
774
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,417
You need stamina. Real stamina.
775
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,500
You know,
everything makes a difference, you know?
776
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,458
What time you eat, when you drink,
when you sleep, when you get up,
777
00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:58,083
- when you shit, you know...
- Mummy! Mummy! You're alive?
778
00:37:58,167 --> 00:38:00,417
- Your mummy?
- Yeah, stop talking like my mother!
779
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,542
When to eat, sleep, shit! Such bullshit!
780
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,333
- Shut up!
- Oh, shut up! Look there!
781
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:08,667
I said 3000 calories per day.
Not per meal, okay?
782
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,750
All those french fries have turned you
into little burgers. Lift your legs now.
783
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,875
- Come on, run, boys!
- Excuse me, Coach Kumar.
784
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,625
Hello! [chuckles]
785
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,917
- The man I told you about on the phone?
- Yeah.
786
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,583
- This is him.
- Hello.
787
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:24,083
[laughing] [in Hindi] Dadaji.
788
00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,125
[in English] Hey! Excuse me, excuse me.
789
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,750
Coaching is my passion, not my profession.
790
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,500
Hey, hey.
Just give him one chance, no? Please.
791
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,333
Alright. Tell me, height.
What's your height?
792
00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:36,792
- [hesitates] He's 5'7".
- 5'8".
793
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,708
- That's why my coffin was small.
- Coffin!
794
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,417
Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
795
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:44,333
- Wait. Uh, weight, what's your weight?
- His weight is 78.
796
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,333
- Seventy-seven.
- Arey, last week it was 78.
797
00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,792
- [Vijay] Seventy-seven! 77!
- [whistle blows shrilly]
798
00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:52,875
Decide once and for all,
77 or seventy… 77.5.
799
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,417
Okay.
800
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,667
Weight, height square 77.5.
801
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,500
Which means this will be around…
802
00:39:01,917 --> 00:39:04,292
"Twenty-eight." Bhai sahab,
we haven't come to play sudoku.
803
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,667
This is not sudoku.
This is BMI. Body Mass Index.
804
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:10,792
It means
you cannot participate in the triathlon.
805
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:14,042
- Any reading that is more than 22 means...
- Hidden body fat.
806
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,625
- Yeah.
- Specially in older patients, you know?
807
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:19,833
- Hypertension, early diabetes...
- Chutiye, are you on my side or his side?
808
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,333
Hey, actually, I'm a doctor.
809
00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:23,667
If you have any problems,
you can call me. Dr. Fali.
810
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,583
Good. Doctor, mournfully.
811
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,417
- [curses in Gujarati]
- It's 26!
812
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,500
[suspenseful music playing]
813
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:35,958
- What? What, what, what? What is 26?
- A professional swimmer's average BMI.
814
00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:38,167
He has a higher level
of body fat than an athlete.
815
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,625
It helps him to float.
It's called buoyancy.
816
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,542
That was a sixer!
You knocked it right out of the park.
817
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,625
Bhai sahab, you should know
I've been a national-level swimmer.
818
00:39:48,292 --> 00:39:50,292
- Even I know some science.
- National?
819
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,667
- Yes.
- Then I'll give you a discount.
820
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,625
- Done!
- Only one and half lakhs.
821
00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:57,708
As soon as I get 50,000, I'll start
your training immediately. Works?
822
00:39:57,792 --> 00:40:01,750
[scoffs] I thought you just said coaching
was your passion, not your profession?
823
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,958
Passion also needs to float, right?
824
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:06,042
It's called buoyancy.
825
00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:09,333
[chuckles] Touché! I like it. I like it.
826
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:11,792
- I like it! Come on! Done, done.
- [Fali] Arey, what done?
827
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,000
How done?
Where will you get so much money?
828
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,458
Should we go to Aditya's sponsor?
Uh, how does his name begin?
829
00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,625
- Chuh-chuh-chu-chu...
- Arey, not Chu, Boot Inc.
830
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:23,208
- Yeah.
- And his tagline is "Boots for Youths"!
831
00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:25,167
Arey, I'm still a young dude.
832
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:30,750
Hello and welcome
to another episode of Shock-a-locka Baby!
833
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,208
Today is a very special day.
834
00:40:32,292 --> 00:40:33,958
Because in today's exclusive episode…
835
00:40:34,042 --> 00:40:37,250
- Hello, my friends!
- …joining us is Vijay Mathew?
836
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,042
- [Vijay chuckles]
- What made you think
837
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:42,875
- of this useless generation suddenly?
- I love young people. Yo, ya, yo!
838
00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,042
[mock chuckles] Very funny.
And we love the truth.
839
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,333
- I need some help from you.
- Ah. There it is.
840
00:40:47,417 --> 00:40:51,542
- To broaden and increase my youth appeal.
- I'm a vlogger, Vijay, not a magician.
841
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:54,708
I'll provide 100% access
to your Shaka-laka-laka-locka show.
842
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,292
[suspenseful music playing]
843
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,542
What do I have to do?
844
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,125
Bloody hell! [chuckles consciously]
845
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,917
- [quirky music playing]
- [Vivek strains]
846
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
[grunts, exhales]
847
00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:07,042
[Vivek] Tell me.
848
00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:10,542
47,500 likes and 2.3 million views.
849
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,625
Hmm.
850
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,625
- Swati! Swati!
- [Swati] Yes, sir?
851
00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,375
Arey, there's a nail stuck in my shoe.
Please do something.
852
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,458
Okay sir.
853
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:24,125
Yeah, so you said there were
[mockingly] 2.3 million views?
854
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,458
- For this uncle? Huh?
- What can I say?
855
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:27,542
I'm a heart bob.
856
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,417
- Heartthrob.
- Heartthrob. Yo ya!
857
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,875
- [whispers] Stop doing that.
- Why?
858
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,458
So what you are trying to say is that
859
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,292
this uncle here
is going to attempt to become
860
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,250
India's oldest triathlete,
861
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:41,208
and you think that our company,
Boots For Youths is a good match?
862
00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:43,750
- Yes!
- That's exactly what I'm saying, sir.
863
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,083
- You got it. Yes.
- [mockingly] Ah, I got it.
864
00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:51,333
So, if you had come to me 30 years ago,
maybe I could've helped you a little.
865
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:54,625
[singsongy] But right now, I'm sorry.
[laughs mockingly]
866
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:57,454
- Let's go.
- Yeah, we have to also go to Rider Shoes.
867
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,583
- We don't have time, so...
- One minute, one minute.
868
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,625
What? What? What Rider?
869
00:42:02,292 --> 00:42:04,750
Rider Shoes.
The sponsor of 12 of my videos,
870
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:06,458
who are well aware
871
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,958
that my 3 million subscribers
who will travel with me on Vijay's journey
872
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,583
are going to need
873
00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,667
trendy and comfortable shoes.
874
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:14,750
Huh?
875
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,000
- [shoe thuds]
- [vlogger] Thank me later.
876
00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:19,542
[Vivek mutters] Oh! Amazing.
877
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:22,000
- We're going to Rider Shoes?
- [whispers] Quiet. Play along.
878
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,375
How did she do it?
879
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,708
Arey, hold on!
880
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:29,042
What's the hurry?
Uncle, energy drink. Would you like some?
881
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,375
Swati! Energy!
882
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,125
[lively, upbeat music playing]
883
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,167
Hmm? Hmm?
884
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,625
[music continues]
885
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:41,958
[rope creaks, straining]
886
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,375
[engine roaring]
887
00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:48,625
Oye! What are you doing?
888
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,958
Come on! [laughs maniacally]
889
00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:52,167
Oh!
890
00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:56,208
Hey Vijay! Hey, Dr. Kumar,
you're going to make him fall sick.
891
00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:59,250
Then you nurse him back to health.
Vijay, come on, come on!
892
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,958
- I can't breathe.
- Up, up, up, up!
893
00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:02,750
Fali, he's not a coach, he's a killer.
894
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,958
Arey, he's a real task master. Hey!
895
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:06,322
Training isn't some donkey work.
896
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,833
- It's an art. It's a scie...
- [Kumar] One, two, one, two!
897
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:11,637
- One, two! Lift your knees…
- [reporter] Aditya, what's your routine?
898
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:15,542
- Look at the old man. Mask.
- I'm talking to you, come back.
899
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,875
[reporters murmuring]
900
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:18,750
[Kumar] Come on, come on.
901
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,667
- Look, my friend...
- I am not your friend.
902
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:23,670
In the mini triathlon next month,
they'll have a slope just like this one.
903
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:26,792
- Come on, move!
- [lively, upbeat music playing]
904
00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:32,125
Oh! Come on, come on, come on!
905
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:33,500
Oh, oh, oooh!
906
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,250
[grunts]
907
00:43:35,667 --> 00:43:37,917
- Hey, I fell down.
- You'll fall down 20 more times.
908
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,125
Okay.
909
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,000
Mr. Vijay Mathew,
who is attempting to win the title
910
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,208
of "the oldest Indian
ever to complete a triathlon,"
911
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:47,833
may be using strange training methods,
912
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,167
but his determination is unshakable.
913
00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:52,833
I thought he was reporting on you.
914
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:55,167
Old man stole my spotlight
in the colony elections also.
915
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,750
If the spotlight's gone,
he'll lose his sponsorship.
916
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,250
- [Aditya panting]
- Why have you stopped?
917
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:02,583
Huh? Keep going!
918
00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:05,851
- [Rakesh] Here's another video...
- I don't wanna see.
919
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,458
Up! Up! Up! Up!
920
00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:10,083
- [Vijay] I'm coming, yaar!
- [Kumar] Use your legs!
921
00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:11,833
- Up! Up! Up! Up!
- [groans]
922
00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:13,417
- Up! Up! Up! Up!
- [Vijay yelps]
923
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:15,458
[laughs]
924
00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:16,833
Sixteen more falls to go.
925
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:19,375
Nanu!
926
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:20,875
Sixteen more falls to go.
927
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,958
- Let's go.
- Arey, beta, listen! Arey, beta!
928
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,542
- [man] Excuse me.
- Yes?
929
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,292
Hi, I'm Mahesh Menon.
930
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:33,042
- I'm a sports manager.
- Oh! Please come in. Come.
931
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,167
Hmm.
932
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,290
- I'm looking for Mr. Vijay Mathew.
- [paper rustles]
933
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,875
- [quirky music playing]
- [brusquely] Take a right.
934
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,875
- [Vijay] Hey!
- [kids clamoring]
935
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:48,958
Hey!
936
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:51,583
- Stop!
- [kids laughing, clamoring]
937
00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:53,250
He's running away. Get him, get him!
938
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:55,208
- Don't let him…
- [Vijay] I'll show you!
939
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:57,167
[Kumar] He's getting scared of kids.
940
00:45:00,417 --> 00:45:01,542
[tense music playing]
941
00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:06,500
[exhales] Your work will be done.
942
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:14,625
Conman, liar, deceiver Vijay Mathew,
943
00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:18,625
who is attempting to break the record
as India's oldest triathlete,
944
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:22,250
is not 69, but 64 years old!
945
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:25,333
Our channel has managed
to get hold of his birth certificate.
946
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:27,875
What's this damn nonsense?
That's not my birth certificate!
947
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:31,458
That Aditya's dad should be…
dad should be… dad should be…
948
00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:33,958
May a crow shit on his fate!
Try and remember how to cuss!
949
00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:36,208
Hey, you have
your original birth certificate, right?
950
00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:38,292
[suspenseful music playing]
951
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,500
You're a penguin!
952
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,375
You're a dolphin!
953
00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,375
- Three! Two!
- [Aakash] Come on! Hurry up.
954
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,083
Take this. C'mon, wear it.
955
00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:03,833
- [Aakash muted]
- [Kumar] Three!
956
00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:04,958
Two!
957
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:06,583
- One! Go! Go!
- [Aditya screams]
958
00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:08,875
- [Aakash] Come on, Adi!
- You're a speedy sea snake!
959
00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:11,417
- [Aakash] Come on!
- [Kumar] You're a sea otter!
960
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,667
You're an underwater mountain goat!
961
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:18,292
[exhales]
962
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:21,667
[Kumar cackling]
963
00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:24,458
[continues cackling]
964
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:26,167
[dialog muted]
965
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,167
Um…
966
00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,625
[lively, upbeat music playing]
967
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:44,042
- Woah! Yeah! [laughs]
- [music intensifies]
968
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,667
Come on!
969
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,333
[music fades]
970
00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,292
So that was today's cricket news.
971
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:57,042
After the break,
we'll be interviewing Vijay Mathew,
972
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,417
who is attempting to set…
973
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,917
- Well done!
- [Vijay] Ha! Yes!
974
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,542
- [report continues]
- [Vijay chuckles]
975
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,542
- Put that down!
- [glass thuds]
976
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,917
- No cold drinks, remember?
- Arey! Why are you scolding him?
977
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,500
- Okay then, I'll scold you instead!
- [groans]
978
00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:11,708
Just stop all this ridiculous
triathlon rubbish!
979
00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:16,833
- And why should I stop?
- Why? Do I have to spell it out? Huh?
980
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,208
You have blood sugar problems,
you have BP issues,
981
00:47:19,292 --> 00:47:21,375
your 2D Echo showed
an irregular heartbeat!
982
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:24,375
Arey, you haven't had
a single medical health checkup in years!
983
00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:27,338
And when you had one, you ignored
the doctor's advice because you're you!
984
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,125
Dad…
985
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:33,792
If you're in need of any money right now,
then we can surely help you out.
986
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:38,000
How did money come into this?
It's not about money, beta.
987
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,208
Then what is it about, Papa?
988
00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:42,583
I've already lost Mamma.
989
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:45,125
I can't keep
worrying about you all the time.
990
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,667
If your mother were here today,
she would support me.
991
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:50,458
Don't try this emotional
blackmail with me. Don't do it.
992
00:47:50,542 --> 00:47:53,125
- You know I'm right.
- Yes! I know.
993
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,792
I know that swimming
was your whole life before Mamma fell ill.
994
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:59,000
I know you promised her that one day
you'd put a gold medal around her neck.
995
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:01,750
I even know that you gave up swimming
and started coaching
996
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:06,083
- just to take care of Mamma and me.
- If you know, why can't you understand?
997
00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:07,542
Because that was then, Papa!
998
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,667
Now you're 69 years old. 69!
999
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:13,208
So just because I'm 69,
I should stop having dreams?
1000
00:48:13,292 --> 00:48:14,167
[breath trembling]
1001
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:17,000
Because I'm 69,
should I just read a newspaper?
1002
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,083
Because I'm 69,
should I just go for walks?
1003
00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:22,750
Because I'm 69, should I just
take my pills, sleep and die one day?
1004
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,167
It would have been better
that the moment I turned 69,
1005
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:28,167
I should have just jumped into the sea.
1006
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,083
Hey, you're cutting the old man's head,
don't cut off his head.
1007
00:48:31,167 --> 00:48:33,500
- Oi! You bloody immoral bloodsucking…
- Papa!
1008
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:35,125
- Bloody stinking pigs.
- [grunts]
1009
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:37,833
That Aditya's horrible father
sent you here, right?
1010
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,197
So he can get all the attention?
1011
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,292
- What are you doing, Papa?
- Dad, what're you doing? Just calm down.
1012
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,208
- Who do you think you are?
- He's gone mad! Shoot it!
1013
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:48,125
You have the nerve to record
my family secretly! How dare you!
1014
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,875
Leave me! Let me go!
You cannot attack the press!
1015
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:51,792
Papa, please!
1016
00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:54,833
- Delete it, delete it! Delete it!
- Hey! You'll damage my camera!
1017
00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:56,500
- Delete it now!
- [reporter] Deleted.
1018
00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:57,958
- Delete it right now!
- Delete it.
1019
00:48:58,042 --> 00:49:00,125
- Oh, yes, it's deleted. Done.
- Is it deleted?
1020
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,128
- It's done! I'll get you for this!
- Don't you dare show your face again.
1021
00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:05,583
Or you'll end up
on the obituary page of a newspaper.
1022
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,707
- You piece of shit.
- Dad!
1023
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:07,875
- Stop it!
- [Abhi] Calm down.
1024
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:09,750
Mamma would've
knocked some sense into you!
1025
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,875
- You're scolding me all the time!
- What can I do if you behave like this?
1026
00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:16,292
- Relax, yaar! Calm down, Dad.
- Let's go. Let's just get out of here.
1027
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,625
- Wha… What are you doing, yaar?
- [Deeksha] Come on.
1028
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,930
- [breathing heavily]
- Just get in the car.
1029
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,042
[Abhimanyu] Deeksha,
why are you getting hyper?
1030
00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:26,542
- [car door slams]
- [car engine starts]
1031
00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,083
[vehicle receding]
1032
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:34,625
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
it's 40 minutes into the mini triathlon.
1033
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,125
And our triathletes are changing over
from swimming to cycling
1034
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,292
with great energy and enthusiasm.
1035
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,750
[audience] Whoo!
1036
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,542
One of the triathletes
has already come out of the pool
1037
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:48,542
and is headed for the exit to take part
in the cycling leg of the event.
1038
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:52,000
[lively, upbeat music playing]
1039
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:54,208
[announcer announcing indistinctly]
1040
00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,125
[crowd cheering]
1041
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:24,042
- [music continues]
- [crowd cheering]
1042
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,421
- [Aakash] This slope is a killer.
- [Rakesh] Yeah.
1043
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,833
The old man
is going to bite the dust on this slope.
1044
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,958
- [both laugh]
- You old fossil, what did you say?
1045
00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,417
- Say it loudly.
- The old man is gonna bite the dust.
1046
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,917
The amount of oxygen being supplied
by Vijay's lungs to his muscles right now
1047
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,083
is more than you've inhaled
in four months.
1048
00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,375
It's called Maximal Oxygen Uptake!
1049
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,250
Hey, no science,
speak in plain English, boy.
1050
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,833
- Vijay's levels clearly prove that...
- This man's not a coach.
1051
00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:50,917
- He's a health accountant.
- [laughing mockingly]
1052
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,417
[laughing]
1053
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,458
- Hold on to this.
- You're most welcome.
1054
00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:56,625
Hey, you piece of… [garbled words]
1055
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,375
Hey, I'll hit you! Hey!
1056
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,625
- I'll hit you!
- [Kumar shouting garbled words]
1057
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:03,042
Take him out of here.
I'll break his head, I swear!
1058
00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:05,375
- [cycle bells ringing]
- [upbeat music playing]
1059
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:09,375
- [Rakesh] Come on, Aditya!
- [Aakash] Come on, Aditya!
1060
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,333
- Come on, Aditya. Come on! Come on!
- Yes! Come on!
1061
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:17,500
[yelping in pain] Aah!
1062
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,083
- What the heck, re!
- He fell down.
1063
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,458
How could you fall down! Get up!
1064
00:51:20,542 --> 00:51:22,167
[groans in pain]
1065
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,583
Arey, go and help him up.
1066
00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:25,125
Useless idiot!
1067
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,375
- What kind of father is he?
- Very terrible!
1068
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:29,458
[crowd cheering]
1069
00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:32,542
- [crowd cheering]
- [tense music playing]
1070
00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,292
- Yes!
- Yes!
1071
00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:37,750
- Vijay!
- Yes! Yes!
1072
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,750
[Fali] Vijay careful, careful!
Stay alert, stay alert!
1073
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:43,500
Hey Vijay, carefully, carefully!
It's a very dangerous slope.
1074
00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:46,292
[panting, wheezing]
1075
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:50,000
- [Vijay panting]
- [Fali] Vijay, steady! Steady!
1076
00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,375
- Come on, move aside for Vijay!
- [groaning, exhaling]
1077
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,958
Careful, careful, Vijay.
1078
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:56,292
In, out.
1079
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,042
[vlogger] Yeah! Yes! Yes!
1080
00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:00,625
- [straining]
- [Fali] Come on, come on, Vijay.
1081
00:52:01,167 --> 00:52:02,625
- You can do it.
- [wheezing]
1082
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:06,833
- [slow music playing]
- [breathing heavily]
1083
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:08,833
[groans]
1084
00:52:12,542 --> 00:52:14,083
[breathing laboriously]
1085
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,958
[melancholic music playing]
1086
00:52:25,167 --> 00:52:26,167
[music fades]
1087
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,167
[curtains drawing]
1088
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,208
[EKG beeping]
1089
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,750
[EKG continues beeping]
1090
00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:43,000
So have I died again?
1091
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,292
[all sigh]
1092
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,875
Oh, welcome back, Mr. Mathew.
Everything is fine.
1093
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,208
How are you feeling now?
1094
00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:50,417
- So who won?
- Uh-uh-uh, relax.
1095
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,958
You could say that you won.
1096
00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:54,833
Uh, there wasn't much impact
on the spine, and uh,
1097
00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:57,667
we had to do
a small non-invasive procedure on you.
1098
00:52:57,750 --> 00:53:00,167
- What?
- Don't worry, everything is fine.
1099
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,917
You are going to be as good as new.
1100
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,250
Thank you.
1101
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:07,250
- Come, Abhishek, say hi to Papa.
- Abhimanyu!
1102
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,393
- So sorry.
- [box lid opens]
1103
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:13,750
Methi, ajwain and haldi ladoo.
Goenka's mother's favorite. [chuckles]
1104
00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:16,208
- Aaah.
- Madam, sorry, That's not allowed.
1105
00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:17,667
- Please,
- Arey, but, but…
1106
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,625
- Mrs. Bakshi, please!
- [Mrs. Bakshi groans]
1107
00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:20,708
- Vijay...
- One minute!
1108
00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:22,958
One minute.
Chocolates make the world go around.
1109
00:53:23,042 --> 00:53:25,625
Seven days of no chocolate,
makes one weak.
1110
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,250
- [doctor] Ah-ah-ah…
- [Fali] Vijay, we are so proud of you.
1111
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,875
You attempted something
that none of us could have ever dreamt of.
1112
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,625
Doctor sahab, tell me,
when can I be up and about again?
1113
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,667
Well, we can get you up
in two weeks' time.
1114
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,333
We'll start with a light physio.
1115
00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:40,833
Coach Kumar,
1116
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:43,042
- in two weeks, let's go!
- What?
1117
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,417
This has upped the man's BPM, bravo!
1118
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,417
His anesthesia hasn't worn off yet.
He's talking rubbish.
1119
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,833
Doctor sahab just said
two weeks and I'll be back.
1120
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,792
- Doctor, you tell me.
- [doctor] Yes, ma'am?
1121
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,083
Especially at this age
and after such an injury,
1122
00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:57,042
can he compete
in a triathlon in a hilly area?
1123
00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:58,250
It's not impossible.
1124
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,125
There you go! The expert has spoken.
1125
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:01,969
- [Fali] Just not possible.
- I love you, doc.
1126
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,667
Two scientific experts say
he can do it, case closed.
1127
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,958
- [blows shrilly] Two weeks.
- [Fali] You're another fool.
1128
00:54:07,042 --> 00:54:08,642
- What a disaster!
- [Deeksha] Ridiculous!
1129
00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:10,667
- Crazy! He's really crazy.
- [Vijay] What the hell!
1130
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,292
Luckily, no one's listening to you,
1131
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,792
or they would've sent you
straight to the asylum.
1132
00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:17,292
[Fali] Act like a normal human being.
Go back to sleep.
1133
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,625
- [Vijay] Hm. Okay.
- [beat music playing]
1134
00:54:21,917 --> 00:54:22,917
Okay…
1135
00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:24,458
Okay…
1136
00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:26,417
Okay…
1137
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,660
- Hello, Uncle?
- [shrieks] Ma!
1138
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,125
[gasps] Mummy!
1139
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:32,125
Are you mad? What do you want?
1140
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,667
Nothing, I'm good, thank you.
1141
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:37,708
Oi, hero!
I really don't have a problem with you.
1142
00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:40,833
But your dad and granddad
have been really irritating me
1143
00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:42,750
and my patience is down to zero now.
1144
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,875
- What is it?
- [chuckles nervously]
1145
00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:49,625
- Uncle, uh, can I use your phone please?
- Why?
1146
00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:52,292
- One, one urgent call, that's it.
- To whom?
1147
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:56,000
- [hesitates] One urgent call.
- [quirky music playing]
1148
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:00,750
Thank you.
1149
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:06,833
Hey baby. It's me, Adi.
1150
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,500
I'm, I'm calling
from someone else's phone.
1151
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:10,958
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
1152
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:13,708
No, I'm fine!
[clicks tongue] It's nothing.
1153
00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,958
- It's just a sprain.
- Aww.
1154
00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:18,875
Uh, Springfield. Springfield Hospital.
1155
00:55:20,042 --> 00:55:21,542
- Room…?
- 302!
1156
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:22,708
[gasps]
1157
00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,917
Three hundred and two.
[chuckles conspiratorially]
1158
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:29,083
Uh, yeah, yeah. Room 302.
1159
00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:32,187
- Now? No, if Papa sees us, he'll... [gasps]
- [door crashes open]
1160
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,667
Oh, damn, bloody!
1161
00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,292
[door creaks, slams shut]
1162
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,167
[suspenseful music playing]
1163
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,250
[girl] Hello?
1164
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,208
Hello, babe?
1165
00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:43,125
What was that noise? Are you okay?
1166
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,792
Hello? Babe, are you listening?
1167
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,417
Say something. Hello?
1168
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,875
- Are you listening to me?
- [Vijay grunts]
1169
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,167
Hello darling!
1170
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,667
Yeah, I was walking around
and the phone fell down.
1171
00:55:56,750 --> 00:56:00,500
[chuckles] Actually, an eclipse
entered the room and everything went dark.
1172
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,958
Just like in an eclipse
when it goes dark and you can't see?
1173
00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:05,208
Even I couldn't see anything. Ha, ha, ha!
1174
00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:08,792
Yeah, the same, the same, an eclipse.
[laughs mockingly] [growls]
1175
00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:10,750
Okay.
1176
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:13,792
Bye. 302. Bye-bye, darling.
1177
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:15,250
[air kisses, chuckles]
1178
00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:17,208
[chuckles] My girlfriend.
1179
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,708
Ah, can't get enough of me. [chuckles]
1180
00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:22,917
- You have a girlfriend?
- [quirky music playing]
1181
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,640
- You'd never get one.
- What did you say?
1182
00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:28,042
I mean, nothing.
Father and son. Between the two of you.
1183
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:29,833
[Vijay chuckles]
1184
00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,833
Oh, hello! Cameras are not allowed here.
1185
00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:38,417
- You are visitors? Who's the patient?
- Vijay Mathew.
1186
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,417
It's not a painkiller,
it's a sleeping pill.
1187
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,708
It's not a sleeping pill, sir.
1188
00:56:41,792 --> 00:56:43,417
I know you want me to be unconscious.
1189
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,042
- It's a sleeping pill.
- It's not.
1190
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,250
Then you have it first.
1191
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,309
- Reporters not allowed!
- You can't stop the press.
1192
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,750
- I'll press charges! He's there!
- Passes won't work. Stop!
1193
00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:52,542
- Stop! Security!
- Listen, Mr. Vijay!
1194
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:55,208
- I'm gonna take a piss. Get out of my way!
- Is it true
1195
00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:57,332
since childhood you used
your fake birth certificate
1196
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,625
in the Under 17
and then the Under 21 races
1197
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,958
- to get an unfair advantage?
- Forget Under 17.
1198
00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:04,625
I won Under 5 races
when I was actually 10 years old.
1199
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:06,417
Not everyone is a chutiya like you.
1200
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,518
- Now get out!
- Is it true
1201
00:57:07,542 --> 00:57:09,375
the Chairman of the Triathlon Association,
1202
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,292
Mr. Ranjit Kumar,
is a close friend of yours,
1203
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,375
and he helped you reverse
the Committee's decision
1204
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:15,434
by showing the wrong age
on your birth certificate?
1205
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,333
You bloody scum.
1206
00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:19,101
I'll take your birth certificate
and change your father's name on it,
1207
00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,667
or my name is not Vijay Mathew.
1208
00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:22,351
- Get the hell out of my way!
- Is it true
1209
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:25,083
that your wife Anna Mathew
was ashamed of what you were doing
1210
00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:27,500
and her final wish was
that you give up this whole racket?
1211
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,208
You dare to take my Anna's name?
1212
00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:30,434
- [grunts]
- I won't spare you!
1213
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:33,292
You disgusting piece of shit!
Get out of here!
1214
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208
Bloody idiots! Get them out of here!
1215
00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:37,184
- You got that bit, right?
- [cameraman] Yes, sir.
1216
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,208
- Sir, please stop shouting.
- What's your problem?
1217
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,476
- [slaps]
- [Aakash] I'm ashamed of you!
1218
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,917
You've taken after your mother's side.
Bloody loser!
1219
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,167
Hey! Who did you call bloody loser, huh?
1220
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:51,917
- My son. Any problem?
- No! No problem!
1221
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:55,292
[footsteps receding]
1222
00:57:55,792 --> 00:57:57,792
- [Aditya sniffling]
- [door creaks open, slams]
1223
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:02,833
- [tender music playing]
- [Aditya continues sniffling, sobbing]
1224
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
[Aditya sniffling softly]
1225
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,625
What happened?
1226
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:19,708
Did he hit you?
1227
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,458
Hmm. [sniffles]
1228
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:24,708
But why?
1229
00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:27,167
[sniffles]
1230
00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:34,042
You mean,
you ate some chocolate and he hit you?
1231
00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:40,375
[voice trembling]
It's okay, I-I'm fine now.
1232
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:45,542
You're not allowed to eat chocolate,
you're not allowed to talk on the phone.
1233
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,333
You, you train so hard
from morning to night.
1234
00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:50,167
I've seen you with my own eyes and he…
1235
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:53,250
Is he your father or Shakaal?
1236
00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:54,750
Huh?
1237
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,792
- Sha...
- Sha…
1238
00:58:58,042 --> 00:58:59,667
You don't know who is Shakaal?
1239
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,292
Okay, fine. Mogambo?
1240
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,875
Mogam…?
1241
00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,958
You don't even know Mogambo?
1242
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,208
How ancient am I, yaar!
1243
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:17,375
- [clicks tongue rhythmically]
- [suspicious music playing]
1244
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,750
[Vijay vocalizes tune]
1245
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:21,667
[music continues]
1246
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:22,750
[window slams shut]
1247
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:32,542
And… [mimics Bollywood dramatic beats]
1248
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:34,750
No, no, please, please,
I can't even look at it.
1249
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,375
- Close your eyes and eat them, beta.
- [Aditya chuckles]
1250
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,875
I've closed all the doors.
1251
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:42,417
- Come on, be a little daring. Come on!
- Okay, okay.
1252
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,000
- Okay!
- Uh, I'll just keep this.
1253
00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,417
This is all for you!
1254
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,893
- Eat up, come on!
- It's for Malti.
1255
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,333
Malti…? Oh, okay.
1256
00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:52,333
- Ah, that girl.
- [chuckles shyly]
1257
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:54,792
"Ah, I miss you, Malti, I miss you, huh?"
1258
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,708
Uh, actually, Malti might visit
the hospital when Papa's not around.
1259
00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:01,125
Is her name really Ma-la-ti?
1260
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,750
[chuckles] It's Malti. One syllable.
1261
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,042
One-syllable Malti.
1262
01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:06,208
She's really nice.
1263
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:07,208
Really nice, huh?
1264
01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:09,667
- One syllable.
- Okay Malti! Cheers to one-syllable Malti!
1265
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:10,833
Come on, come on, cheers!
1266
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,417
- Cheers!
- Say "I love you, Malti."
1267
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,875
- Huh?
- Say it, yaar, say it!
1268
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,125
I-I love you, Malti.
1269
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,000
Hello? He loves you, Malti.
1270
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,750
[soft, joyful music playing]
1271
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,667
- [music continues]
- [conversation muted]
1272
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:34,083
- [music continues]
- [conversation muted]
1273
01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:46,417
[music continues]
1274
01:00:59,375 --> 01:01:00,708
[clap echoes]
1275
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:06,000
[music fades]
1276
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,542
[keyboard keys clacking]
1277
01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:11,958
- [Vijay] Hey!
- Hey!
1278
01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:14,250
- Why do you touch everything, Vijay?
- [groans]
1279
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,417
Don't touch.
1280
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,083
Are you sure you want
to start your training again?
1281
01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:20,208
You've just recovered from an operation.
1282
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:24,333
Fali, it was not an operation.
It was a non-invasive procedure.
1283
01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:28,208
I've had three weeks of physiotherapy.
I am absolutely fine.
1284
01:01:28,292 --> 01:01:30,000
Are you a doctor or am I?
1285
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,250
I too have the same doubt.
1286
01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,333
[in Hindi] Baap re!
1287
01:01:33,292 --> 01:01:36,750
- [in English] What do you think?
- I think you need to rest, Vijay.
1288
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:39,792
Arey, all I need
is a cycle with medical specifications.
1289
01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:42,625
After that I will be as good as new.
1290
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,708
How much time does it take, yaar?
Hurry up!
1291
01:01:44,792 --> 01:01:47,625
Arey, sir, with so much customization,
it'll be very expensive.
1292
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:48,750
[Vijay clicks tongue]
1293
01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:49,750
[scoffs]
1294
01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:51,292
[in English] Is it for some old man?
1295
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,875
I'm going through a tough time
right now. Don't piss me off!
1296
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,319
Just tell me what it's gonna cost.
1297
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:58,000
- Tell me how much it's gonna cost.
- Vijay, calm down. Relax.
1298
01:01:58,083 --> 01:02:00,250
Look, it'll cost at least 70,000.
1299
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,613
- So?
- Just take down the order.
1300
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:02,958
You are sure?
1301
01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:05,601
- You're not wasting my time, right?
- Do we look like freeloaders?
1302
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,667
- Sir!
- Hey, Falli! Get back!
1303
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:10,042
He's mad.
He talks through his ass, not his mouth.
1304
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,833
- Sorry.
- [cell phone ringing]
1305
01:02:11,917 --> 01:02:13,167
Sir, Vivek sir.
1306
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:16,833
[cheerfully] Hello Vivek ji,
Namaste, namaste.
1307
01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:21,250
Huh? What are you saying, sir?
How can I ever forget Boots For Youths?
1308
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,667
Arey, no, no!
You know what those news people are like.
1309
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,750
They are Aditya's papa's paid media.
1310
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:30,583
In fact, I found my birth certificate,
the original birth certificate you know.
1311
01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,625
I'll courier it to you tomorrow itself.
1312
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,667
What? Violence?
1313
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,708
I…I don't understand.
1314
01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:42,292
[hesitates] Arey! Arey, how can you
cancel my sponsorship just like that?
1315
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,375
- Hello, Vivek ji? Vivek ji?
- [dial tone]
1316
01:02:48,042 --> 01:02:49,042
You have a TV here?
1317
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:49,958
Bloody… [bleeps]
1318
01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:52,042
…is a chutiya… [bleeps]!
Get out from here.
1319
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,750
Out! Out [bleeps]!
1320
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,250
…my way! Get out! [bleeps]
1321
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:56,958
Bloody idiots! Get out from here!
1322
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:58,375
Out! Out! Get out!
1323
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:01,750
The blood of a reporter
is a stain on the pages of history.
1324
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:04,792
- Blood? I didn't even lay a hand on him.
- [reporter continues on TV]
1325
01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:06,355
Bloody fraud must've applied ketchup.
1326
01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:09,125
Everyone in the media
is going to boycott Vijay Mathew.
1327
01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:11,875
What are you going to do, sponsors?
1328
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,000
What are you going to do,
Triathlon Association?
1329
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,917
Wait and watch what I will do to you.
1330
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,667
A deranged old man
attacked an unarmed reporter
1331
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,917
with his saline bottle in a fatal attack.
1332
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,917
- [Vijay] What?
- This is unacceptable.
1333
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,917
- How can somebody behave like this?
- You chicken shit, chutiya, chapak...
1334
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,458
- Arey idiot, just say chutiya!
- Chutiya shithead!
1335
01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:30,500
- I'm going to break his face!
- Relax, relax.
1336
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,184
- We'll figure it out!
- Arey, what relax?
1337
01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:33,792
For three whole weeks they were quiet.
1338
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:36,708
Then as soon as I announced
my participation, these losers…
1339
01:03:36,792 --> 01:03:38,875
- [Vijay exclaims angrily]
- Calm down, Vijay!
1340
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,208
- [Vijay] Coach Kumar?
- Yeah?
1341
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:46,917
You know I've worked hard,
1342
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,583
really hard to pass every single
one of your scientific requirements.
1343
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,708
- I won't be able to do it.
- But why?
1344
01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:55,125
Okay, name me one single formula
1345
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:57,667
that you put before me
and I didn't complete. Tell me.
1346
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,000
- Okay. E is equal to MCR.
- What?
1347
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:04,292
- Now which formula is that?
- It's personal, Fali.
1348
01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:06,375
"R" stands for Reputation.
1349
01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,833
The Association and the parents
of all the rich kids I coach
1350
01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:10,417
are insisting that I drop you.
1351
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,792
- But why?
- You beat up a journalist!
1352
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,542
You made him bleed! A journalist!
1353
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,000
Arey, that wasn't blood.
1354
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:17,875
That… That was ketchup, ketchup.
1355
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
Sauce, it was sauce, sauce.
1356
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,583
Not sauce. The cause is lost, Fali.
1357
01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:23,792
I really like you, Vijay.
But I just can't do it.
1358
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:26,583
- My-my-my career is on the line.
- Coach, I also like you.
1359
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:28,625
Okay, let's do one thing.
1360
01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:32,583
For all the children you are training,
I'll pay their fees from my pocket.
1361
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:33,792
How will you pay him?
1362
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:35,996
- You've lost your sponsorship.
- [Kumar] I heard that.
1363
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,167
Please talk some sense into him, Fali.
1364
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:41,042
- Yeah.
- Vijay, you might just do it.
1365
01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:42,667
Good luck, baby.
1366
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,750
- [air kisses]
- [Fali] Hey, Kumar!
1367
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,750
Bloody chutiya,
makes an exit like Tom Cruise.
1368
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,042
Now without his diet,
without his training,
1369
01:04:50,125 --> 01:04:51,167
what am I gonna do, yaar?
1370
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,208
Yeah, and now you won't get
that custom-made cycle either, will you?
1371
01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:56,167
Could you be
any more depressing if you tried?
1372
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,542
- Meaning?
- Like "Vijay, everything will be fine."
1373
01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,458
Don't you worry.
1374
01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:02,833
I'll arrange for the money."
Can't you say reassuring things like that?
1375
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:06,042
Yeah, Vijay, you don't have to worry.
I'll take care of everything.
1376
01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:08,750
- I'll arrange for the money myself. So...
- Go to hell, yaar!
1377
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:10,250
So should I go and rob a bank?
1378
01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:14,125
Nanu! Nanu, see!
1379
01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,458
Very good, beta, very good.
1380
01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:19,542
[news report playing indistinctly on TV]
1381
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,708
- How much money do you need?
- Beta, I just need three lakhs.
1382
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,542
Out of that,
the customized bike will cost 70,000.
1383
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:30,208
Then the fees
for that non-association coach,
1384
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:33,167
- uh, equipment, diet, etc.
- Of course, Dad.
1385
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,625
Don't worry. We're here for you.
1386
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:38,542
We are clearing our home loan this month.
I'm sure we'll get some cash.
1387
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:41,250
- Don't worry about it.
- I'm only taking it as a loan, beta.
1388
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,208
And after the race
anyway I'm gonna return it.
1389
01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:46,042
- And the doctor says...
- The doctor said you were lucky, okay?
1390
01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:48,042
That your spine
wasn't permanently damaged.
1391
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,976
Why do I have to explain this to you
like you're a child?
1392
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,083
No, Abhi! Someone has
to put a stop to his stubbornness.
1393
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:56,407
- [Abhimanyu] Yeah but...
- [Deeksha] Who's the parent here?
1394
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,250
Beta, when you,
1395
01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:03,083
when you used to compete
in the inter-class races and came last,
1396
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,458
or when you used to fall
and get hurt, I was,
1397
01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:08,625
I was always cheering you on as a parent.
1398
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:11,875
I was nine then, Papa. Not 69!
1399
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,542
[news playing on TV]
1400
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:16,208
- And this!
- [TV reporter] …Mathew attacked a reporter
1401
01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:18,208
- with a saline bottle…
- Look at this.
1402
01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:19,958
You filthy man!
1403
01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:21,792
You piece of [bleeps]! I'm gonna get you!
1404
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,083
- [Vijay's rant continues on TV]
- Who talks like this?
1405
01:06:24,167 --> 01:06:25,708
Why do you always swear so much?
1406
01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:26,875
It's so embarrassing.
1407
01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:28,417
I-I-I can explain that.
1408
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,000
[Vijay on TV] Get out…
1409
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:32,292
- Get out, you bloody idiot!
- You shut your ears!
1410
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:34,015
[Akhil] Why are you taking all your anger
1411
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:35,583
- out on me?
- Beta, it's a setup.
1412
01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:36,667
Enough, Papa!
1413
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:39,375
Even if I had extra money,
I wouldn't give it to you
1414
01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:41,419
- to indulge in this kind of nonsense!
- Ow, Mamma!
1415
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,875
- [Deeksha] Just look here! Here!
- [Akhil groans] Ow, Mamma!
1416
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:48,250
- [Deeksha] Now get your bag.
- [melancholic music playing]
1417
01:06:49,167 --> 01:06:50,417
[Abhimanyu whispers] Dad.
1418
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:52,875
Dad, please.
1419
01:06:57,583 --> 01:06:59,343
[Akhil] You always take
your anger out on me!
1420
01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:00,458
- Hmm!
- [exhales]
1421
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,250
Why don't you come
and stay with us for a few days?
1422
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,250
It will distract you, and…
1423
01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,417
[music continues]
1424
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:24,375
[piano playing Anna's favorite Hindi song]
1425
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:52,458
[woman in Hindi]
♪ The magic of this moment ♪
1426
01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:55,708
♪ Makes unions sublime ♪
1427
01:07:55,792 --> 01:07:59,167
♪ The warmth of this moment ♪
1428
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:01,958
♪ Makes hearts race ♪
1429
01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:05,333
♪ In the presence of this moment ♪
1430
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:08,625
♪ The world belongs to us ♪
1431
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:11,583
♪ When you look at this moment ♪
1432
01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:14,667
♪ It shines brighter than history ♪
1433
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:21,125
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
1434
01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:26,458
♪ Now is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
1435
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,333
[in English] Promise me…
1436
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:32,958
that when I am no more,
1437
01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:35,958
you'll do something for yourself.
1438
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:39,750
Even if it's for a little while…
1439
01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:44,292
[sniffles] you'll live for yourself.
1440
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:46,875
Don't talk about leaving.
1441
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,375
We had decided, right?
That you and I would fight together
1442
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:52,292
- and kick cancer's ass.
- [Anna] Hey!
1443
01:08:53,792 --> 01:08:55,000
- No swearing.
- [Vijay] Arey...
1444
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,250
You had promised!
1445
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,708
- Now I can't even express myself?
- [chuckles]
1446
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
I love you.
1447
01:09:16,542 --> 01:09:17,750
I love you too.
1448
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:30,250
[woman in Hindi] ♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
1449
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:36,542
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1450
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:42,333
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1451
01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:44,458
[people chattering indistinctly]
1452
01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:49,958
- [indistinct chatter]
- [birds chirping]
1453
01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:53,917
- On flat ground take longer steps.
- [gasps]
1454
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,583
- Are you mad?
- Shorter on the slope.
1455
01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:57,583
- Yeah.
- Come on, keep going.
1456
01:09:57,667 --> 01:09:59,542
Alone today?
Father of the Year is missing.
1457
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:02,292
[chuckles] Papa's busy
buying special papaya seeds.
1458
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,415
- [laughs]
- For my stamina.
1459
01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:05,458
- Of course.
- He was very pleased today
1460
01:10:05,542 --> 01:10:07,262
to hear
about your sponsorship cancellation.
1461
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,833
Dadu is so excited,
he's showered thrice since morning.
1462
01:10:09,917 --> 01:10:11,917
Your dad and granddad are really cheap.
1463
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,958
I hope with all my heart that you turn out
to be the neighbor's son.
1464
01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:17,333
Neighbor is in jail for bank fraud.
1465
01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,542
- But he is still better.
- [Aditya chuckles]
1466
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:22,958
- So how is Ma-la-ti?
- It's Malti, for God's sake!
1467
01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:24,417
I don't like it.
1468
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:27,417
- [Aditya chuckles]
- Okay, you carry on. I am tired. [panting]
1469
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,333
[exhales] I'm resting.
1470
01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:30,667
[exhales deeply]
1471
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,750
[birds chirping]
1472
01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:37,375
- [clears throat]
- [unzips bag]
1473
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:41,458
You know, I overheard Papa
talking to Vivek Sagar this morning.
1474
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:47,333
I know that all your outfits, shoes
and bike were taken back by Boot Inc.
1475
01:10:48,292 --> 01:10:50,292
Here. These are for you.
1476
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,542
- Where did you get these?
- They're Papa's.
1477
01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:55,875
But he has 11 identical pairs.
1478
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:59,875
- [clicks tongue] He won't miss it, uncle.
- Oi, who are you calling uncle?
1479
01:11:00,458 --> 01:11:02,917
Call me Vijay. I don't want them.
1480
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,625
Aren't you gonna listen to your new coach…
1481
01:11:08,792 --> 01:11:09,792
Vijay?
1482
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,708
What do you mean?
1483
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,083
What I mean is, if there's one thing
I know really well is how to train.
1484
01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:18,917
So from tomorrow,
1485
01:11:18,958 --> 01:11:21,417
I'm gonna coach you secretly
every single day.
1486
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,792
No, no, no, no, no. You don't need to.
1487
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,125
You focus on yourself, my friend.
1488
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:32,208
At the hospital I really felt,
I've finally found a friend,
1489
01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:35,542
who actually knows what I'm going through.
1490
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,583
[pensive music playing]
1491
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:41,875
Here.
1492
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:45,208
You know?
You definitely are the neighbor's son.
1493
01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:46,667
[chuckles]
1494
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:49,167
I'll see you tomorrow, uncle, uh, Vijay.
1495
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,292
Arey, Arey, uncle, you can't.
You can't go inside without a token.
1496
01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:00,625
Senior citizen, beta.
1497
01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,000
- [yelps]
- [turnstile beeps open]
1498
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,833
- Hey!
- Let him go, he's old.
1499
01:12:03,917 --> 01:12:07,000
- [man] So he can do anything?
- Uh, Vijay! Here, here!
1500
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,000
Why did you call me so urgently?
1501
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,417
- Come, come.
- Huh?
1502
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,625
- Let's go! Impromptu plan.
- [video games chiming]
1503
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:14,542
- What plan?
- Impromptu, sudden.
1504
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,208
I want you to meet someone. Come.
1505
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:18,000
- [mischievously] Huh?
- [chuckles]
1506
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,542
- Okay, but why here?
- Vijay, this is Malti.
1507
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:23,458
- Malti, meet Vijay.
- Hi!
1508
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,125
- This is Malti?
- Yes!
1509
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,583
- Wow! I mean, how?
- [Malti chuckles]
1510
01:12:28,667 --> 01:12:31,667
I know, I know, she's 23
and I'm too young for her.
1511
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,458
It's fine, it's love.
1512
01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:35,875
You don't have to explain that.
Come, let's sit.
1513
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:39,667
- Malati is wow! I'm happy to meet you.
- Aww.
1514
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,125
Uh, Vijay, Malti is
a marketing professional.
1515
01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,792
Which is why we are meeting her. Malti?
1516
01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:47,708
Adi told me about the problem
you're having with your sponsorship.
1517
01:12:47,792 --> 01:12:49,542
- I have an idea.
- Okay.
1518
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:51,375
You're both from the same colony
1519
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:53,219
attempting to break
different records, right?
1520
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,250
Mm-hmm.
1521
01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:56,000
There is media attention
1522
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:58,667
- but not as much as there should be.
- Hmm.
1523
01:12:58,750 --> 01:12:59,833
Why is that?
1524
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:01,417
Hmm, you tell me.
1525
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,042
Because the drama is missing.
1526
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:07,250
Hold on. You haven't seen the news about
the ketchup guy and me doing the rounds?
1527
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,958
Vijay ji, I've seen it.
1528
01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:11,875
And that negative perception
must change to a positive one.
1529
01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:13,458
- Hmm.
- But how?
1530
01:13:13,542 --> 01:13:14,583
With a clash.
1531
01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:18,833
With some jealousy,
envy, passion, trash talking.
1532
01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:20,667
Like, you guys gotta fight it out, yaar.
1533
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:24,083
You know, like, spice it up!
The media loves such stuff, Vijay ji.
1534
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:27,417
So, basically, Malti thinks that if you
and I become bitter rivals in public,
1535
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:30,083
if we stage a big conflict,
then the story will go viral
1536
01:13:30,167 --> 01:13:31,458
and media attention will grow.
1537
01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:33,502
Because of which
you'll get your sponsorship back.
1538
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,417
- [Malta] Exactly.
- But how will it help...
1539
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,042
Don't worry about it.
1540
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,458
I'll continue
to coach you secretly every day.
1541
01:13:39,542 --> 01:13:40,708
There's no harm in trying.
1542
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:43,833
I know, Vijay ji,
it's unpleasant for someone your age
1543
01:13:43,917 --> 01:13:46,375
to start fighting
with people and swearing.
1544
01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:48,625
- I get it, you know?
- One minute, one minute.
1545
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:54,667
So you're asking me to voluntarily,
of my own will, cuss and swear?
1546
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,708
I know it's a little hard, but can you?
1547
01:13:58,792 --> 01:14:02,167
[chuckles heartily]
1548
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:04,167
Curse? [continues chuckling]
1549
01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:05,583
[quirky music playing]
1550
01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,958
[Vijay continues chuckling]
1551
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:12,292
I'll manage. [continues chuckling]
1552
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,583
Come on, guys, come on!
1553
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,208
- Yay!
- [Malti cheering]
1554
01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:18,250
[vlogger] Vijay, Come on!
1555
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:21,208
- Go, Vijay!
- Come on, guys!
1556
01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:25,292
- Hey, old man! Are your legs even moving?
- Everything's moving and shaking, dumb-ass!
1557
01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:26,750
- Mind your own business!
- [yelps]
1558
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:29,417
- [grunting]
- Go home! Get some electrolytes!
1559
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,417
[Malti] Try to get it from another angle.
1560
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,750
Come, come, come, come.
1561
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,500
Try to get some clear shots from there.
1562
01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:38,958
Hey, you tiny little tadpole
in a big pond!
1563
01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:41,000
This is a race, not a school exam.
1564
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:43,083
Old bones!
You're still panting for breath!
1565
01:14:43,167 --> 01:14:45,583
Want a lifeboat
or you wanna drown here itself?
1566
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,625
[lady reporter] This is Neha
from Zee 7 News,
1567
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,417
reporting live from Victoria Society.
It's a battle.
1568
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,417
Namaskar, this is Arvind Singh
and you are witnessing a clash
1569
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:57,333
between the youngest
and the oldest triathletes.
1570
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:01,042
This is a battle,
the likes of which you've never seen
1571
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:02,458
nor ever heard of before.
1572
01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:04,208
- Just look at us.
- [all chuckling]
1573
01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:05,667
"Child is the father of man."
1574
01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:09,875
But here both child and man
are ready to throttle each other.
1575
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,125
[both mock growling]
1576
01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:14,042
- Hello, sir!
- Hi.
1577
01:15:14,917 --> 01:15:16,292
Please come. That way.
1578
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:19,000
[Vijay] You little lizard cub,
you pig hatchling,
1579
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,167
you slippery snake puppy!
1580
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,417
Hey! Save your vocabulary
for your doctor, okay?
1581
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,476
- You're going to need him soon!
- What did you say?
1582
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,333
Hey!
1583
01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:27,917
- [reporters clamoring]
- [camera shutters clicking]
1584
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,083
[whistles, twitters]
1585
01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:33,917
[Aditya] Come on, that's good, yeah!
1586
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,333
Go, go, go, Vijay! Very nice, very nice.
1587
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:39,083
- [Vijay grunts, wheezing]
- [Aditya] Yeah.
1588
01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:41,458
Okay. Let's go, one more lap. Come, come.
1589
01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,042
- [Aditya] Come on, come on, Vijay, push.
- [Vijay grunts]
1590
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:45,792
- [straining] I can't do it…
- Push, push!
1591
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,750
Come on! Clear the slope,
clear the slope. Yeah!
1592
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:49,875
You have to do it.
1593
01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,167
- Clear the slope!
- [grunts]
1594
01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:53,375
- You can do it.
- [Vijay groans]
1595
01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:55,250
[Vijay grunts]
1596
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,125
- [Aditya] Are you okay?
- [wheezing]
1597
01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:59,042
- No problem, we'll try again, huh?
- [wheezes]
1598
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,167
Hashtag Vijay versus Aditya!
1599
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:04,500
This hashtag has caused
a sensation all over the internet.
1600
01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:08,333
So what do you think? Who is going to win
this trophy in the end? Vijay or Aditya?
1601
01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:11,917
- Well done, Malati! Malati!
- [chuckles]
1602
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,833
Saras rhinoceros, the plan is working.
1603
01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:17,042
Hashtag Vijay vs Aditya.
1604
01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:18,792
So what if we're from the same colony?
1605
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,292
I'm the only one in this race, no contest.
Look at his age.
1606
01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:23,208
This kind of mosquito deserves a place
1607
01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:25,458
not on top of a cycle
but under one's feet.
1608
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:26,917
You have a booking there, old man.
1609
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,625
Six feet under the ground.
Stay six yards away from me.
1610
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,625
See? He doesn't have any manners,
the bloody chutiya, sorry!
1611
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,309
Now he has a problem with my upbringing?
1612
01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,458
Hashtag Vijay vs Aditya.
1613
01:16:36,542 --> 01:16:39,500
For more updates
on this unique intra-colony battle,
1614
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:43,708
click on the bell icon of my channel.
You got it right. Shock-a-locka Baby.
1615
01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:45,167
Aerodynamic position.
1616
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,542
So the lower you bend,
the lesser the wind resistance.
1617
01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:51,458
Go! Wo-ho, Vijay! Too good!
1618
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,917
Clean entry, pull back, exit.
1619
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,625
Clean entry, pull back, exit.
1620
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,583
[Aditya grunts]
1621
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:04,208
One week! In one week,
the judges will decide
1622
01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:07,500
who stands as the final victor
on the triathlon battlefield.
1623
01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:09,667
[whistles, twittering]
1624
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,958
- [audience applauding]
- [Mrs. Bakshi] Please sit down.
1625
01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:13,282
Everyone at the back, sit down.
1626
01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:18,042
A mother and a nurse.
What do they both have in common? Hmm?
1627
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:19,417
Tell me, tell me. Huh?
1628
01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:21,333
- Huh?
- You tell us.
1629
01:17:21,417 --> 01:17:23,667
- [Mrs. Bakshi] Alright, I'll tell you.
- [scoffs]
1630
01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:28,208
The only thing they really want
is for their kids to be healthy
1631
01:17:28,292 --> 01:17:29,667
and happy, right?
1632
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:34,000
So whether it is
Mr. Goenka's mummy or dear Vijay ji,
1633
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,833
I've looked after them
like they're my own. Hmm.
1634
01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:39,250
If I ever come across this Goenka fellow,
1635
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,500
- I'm gonna shove a rod up his ass.
- Stay calm.
1636
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,143
- Stay calm.
- 100% I'm going to do that.
1637
01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:46,625
- Mrs. Bakshi, statement please.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Killer Wheels.
1638
01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,083
Killer Wheels! [clears throat]
1639
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:50,458
- Killer Wheels is proud to present…
- Finally.
1640
01:17:50,542 --> 01:17:53,583
…this custom-made bike to Vijay Matthew
1641
01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:56,500
and appoints him
as their brand ambassador!
1642
01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:57,792
A big hand!
1643
01:17:57,875 --> 01:18:01,083
- Come up.
- Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1644
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,167
[audience continues applauding]
1645
01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:04,833
Woah!
1646
01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:08,125
Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1647
01:18:08,208 --> 01:18:09,625
[audience applauding, whistling]
1648
01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,375
[man] Come on, Vijay!
1649
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,309
- One minute.
- It's okay. I'm fine.
1650
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,583
[Fali] Saras rhinoceros!
[audience applauding]
1651
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:18,917
- [audience] Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
- [audience whistling]
1652
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:24,625
[Vijay's friends] ♪ He's our colony hero
He's our colony hero ♪
1653
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:25,917
Hats off, huh, Vijay!
1654
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,667
This cycle looks really good on you.
1655
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:30,625
- Arey, I look great on the cycle.
- That I don't know!
1656
01:18:30,708 --> 01:18:32,500
- Killer cycle!
- [Fali roars]
1657
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,625
Vijay, we've taken permission
from our wives.
1658
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:37,208
- Hmm.
- Bhai, we're coming to watch your race.
1659
01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah! [laughing]
1660
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,875
Enthu idiots!
1661
01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:42,583
Oh! Did someone just fart?
1662
01:18:43,208 --> 01:18:45,125
Hey, Rakesh, just shut your mouth, okay?
1663
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,917
It's not me, it's his luck
that's gone down the toilet.
1664
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,833
- It finally ran out.
- Meaning?
1665
01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:53,000
I mean, the press guy he had beaten up
1666
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,750
has gone and pulled out
all his old medical reports.
1667
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:57,792
- Huh?
- So the Committee consulted me,
1668
01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,958
and I did my duty
like a good doctor should.
1669
01:19:00,042 --> 01:19:03,375
- What did you do?
- Go ask the Committee. It's game over.
1670
01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:05,138
- I'm sure they'll ask you...
- Are you mad?
1671
01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:08,333
- Hey Vijay!
- Stop him! He'll get another heart attack!
1672
01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:10,750
Get a hold of him!
Or he'll be in the hospital again.
1673
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,393
- Get out! Just get lost!
- Bloody moron!
1674
01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:14,537
- We'll handle him. Out!
- How're you going to handle?
1675
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,583
Bloody scoundrel!
1676
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,708
Sir, that wasn't a heart attack scare.
1677
01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:22,542
I'd eaten too much butter chicken
and I had a little bit of gas.
1678
01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:26,083
But, Mr. Mathew,
your medical report here shows
1679
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,000
that you had chest pain
and cardiac symptoms.
1680
01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:31,125
Sir, I've been practicing
and training for four months
1681
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:32,417
for this triathlon, sir.
1682
01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:35,375
I even managed to get the doctor's
no objection certificate
1683
01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:38,750
and submitted it to you, sir.
Don't get rid of me in this way, please!
1684
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:43,542
Vijay ji, it's you who must get rid
of this obsessive ambition of yours.
1685
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:46,208
- There's no place for this at your stage...
- Wadhwa ji.
1686
01:19:46,292 --> 01:19:47,208
- Wadhwa ji
- What?
1687
01:19:47,292 --> 01:19:48,458
- One minute.
- Yes.
1688
01:19:48,542 --> 01:19:50,917
- Let me clarify this.
- Yes, please, please, please.
1689
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:53,083
Mr. Ranjit…
1690
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:57,125
Did I not ask him
for his prior hospitalization
1691
01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:59,375
and health risk records in front of you?
1692
01:19:59,458 --> 01:20:01,218
- Yes, you did.
- Ranjit, you know the truth.
1693
01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:03,083
Vijay, it's in the rules.
1694
01:20:03,917 --> 01:20:04,750
I'm sorry.
1695
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,042
But, but when nothing's happened to me,
how can you...?
1696
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,875
Look, Mr. Mathew,
our current medical consultant
1697
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,375
has reanalyzed all your medical reports.
1698
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,250
- Sir, if...
- And it's his opinion that
1699
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:16,750
it was a minor heart attack.
1700
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:19,875
What I'm trying to say is,
if you show it to a neutral doctor,
1701
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:22,500
- he might give you another opinion.
- Mr. Mathew,
1702
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,792
he was your family doctor for 15 years!
1703
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,500
Yes, I agree,
he was my family doctor for 15 years.
1704
01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,417
But more importantly,
he's your close friend.
1705
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,559
- [Sunil] Mr. Mathew…
- I don't want to get into that...
1706
01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:34,250
Mr. Mathew, you are 69 years old!
1707
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:37,375
Why? I don't feel 69, sir!
Why do everybody…
1708
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,792
- Why does everybody say I'm 69?
- [Sunil] Mr. Mathew…
1709
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,333
- Mr. Math...
- Sir, please, I just want a chance, sir.
1710
01:20:42,417 --> 01:20:44,750
- Please, sir, I beg of you.
- Mr. Mathew, listen.
1711
01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:48,375
The final list of participants is out.
1712
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,583
And you're 30 years too late.
1713
01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:56,625
[voice trembling] Sir, I'm just asking
for one single chance please.
1714
01:20:58,167 --> 01:20:59,167
I'm sorry.
1715
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:01,958
[pensive music playing]
1716
01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:07,167
- [melancholic music playing]
- [inhales]
1717
01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:16,625
[keys jingling]
1718
01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:31,042
[exhales]
1719
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:07,875
[melancholic music continues]
1720
01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:14,333
[inhales, exhales deeply]
1721
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,667
[sobs]
1722
01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:28,875
[sobbing loudly, bawling]
1723
01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:34,625
[sobbing continues]
1724
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000
[melancholic music continues]
1725
01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:54,417
[music fades]
1726
01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:57,417
[birds chirping]
1727
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:05,458
[Deeksha, voice shaking] Do you remember
the day Mamma was diagnosed with cancer?
1728
01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:09,792
You left your Delhi Nationals
and rushed back here.
1729
01:23:11,208 --> 01:23:12,750
And she was so mad at you.
1730
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:17,250
Because she felt that finally that year
you were fully prepared for it.
1731
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,333
She felt guilty about it all her life.
1732
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,625
[distressed tone] "I snatched
your father's dream away from him!"
1733
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,375
If only she'd known the truth about you.
1734
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:41,542
If only she'd known
about how irritating and stubborn you are.
1735
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:45,125
And not just your dreams,
you don't give up on anything.
1736
01:23:47,167 --> 01:23:50,083
You were a swimmer once,
so you won't give up.
1737
01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:53,833
Fever, injury,
shortage of funds, zero results.
1738
01:23:59,792 --> 01:24:02,833
[pensive music playing]
1739
01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:04,458
But nothing stopped you…
1740
01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:08,167
from chasing your dreams…
1741
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:13,083
and from taking care of Mamma…
1742
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:16,083
[sniffles]
1743
01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:20,542
[voice trembling] from taking care of
all my childish demands.
1744
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,000
[inhales, exhales deeply]
1745
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:29,708
And look even today
with a half-broken back
1746
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:32,583
and zero logical brain cells…
1747
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,458
you're crying over that stupid triathlon?
1748
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,375
No matter
how the world remembers you, Papa…
1749
01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:50,292
for me, you will always be a winner.
1750
01:24:54,417 --> 01:24:56,417
Because those who never accept defeat…
1751
01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:00,792
can never lose.
1752
01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:04,292
[sobbing softly]
1753
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,083
You never give up, Papa.
1754
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:09,875
[sobbing] You never give up.
1755
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:15,792
And for that,
[voice trembling] I'll always,
1756
01:25:16,792 --> 01:25:18,792
always be proud of you.
1757
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,625
[Deeksha sniffling]
1758
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:29,208
[sniffling]
1759
01:25:29,292 --> 01:25:31,292
[music intensifies]
1760
01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:41,250
[music fades]
1761
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,375
[birds chirping]
1762
01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:54,417
Vijay, tell me for the very last time,
1763
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,167
are you sure
you want to go watch this triathlon? Hm?
1764
01:25:57,917 --> 01:26:02,083
Fali, Aditya has really helped me a lot.
1765
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:05,000
And today is a very big day for him.
1766
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,542
I really want to go.
1767
01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:07,750
[seatbelt clicks]
1768
01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:10,292
[Mrs. Bakshi] I wouldn't
have been able to do it.
1769
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,042
Proud of you, Vijay.
1770
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:14,708
[grunts] Okay.
1771
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,292
- Let's go.
- Come on.
1772
01:26:16,375 --> 01:26:18,167
[engine starts]
1773
01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:22,708
[pensive music playing]
1774
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:56,292
[athletes chattering indistinctly]
1775
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,375
[melancholic music playing]
1776
01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:01,750
[chattering, laughing]
1777
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:06,083
[music continues]
1778
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,750
[indistinct exchanges]
1779
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:26,625
[music slows down]
1780
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,500
- [conversation muted]
- [music resumes]
1781
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,625
[mouths] Thanks for coming.
1782
01:27:49,417 --> 01:27:51,417
Guys and girls!
1783
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:57,125
- Welcome to the Bergman triathlon!
- [athletes cheering]
1784
01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:59,167
Come on, guys, let's take a selfie!
1785
01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:01,708
[athletes cheering, whistling]
1786
01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:03,333
- Hey, Vijay! Hey, Fali!
- Hey!
1787
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:06,208
- Hey! There they are, there they are.
- [indistinct announcement]
1788
01:28:06,292 --> 01:28:09,583
I feel really bad about what happened.
That bloody doctor spoiled the show.
1789
01:28:09,667 --> 01:28:10,750
He totally did.
1790
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,917
Vijay, I'm so, sorry.
1791
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,292
- Me too.
- But you know what?
1792
01:28:14,375 --> 01:28:16,167
- You're the coolest for trying.
- Thank you.
1793
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:20,208
[sirens blaring]
1794
01:28:21,667 --> 01:28:23,667
[sirens continue blaring]
1795
01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:27,833
[engine whirring]
1796
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:33,500
[announcer] Everyone, a big round
of applause to welcome our chief guest
1797
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:37,167
who has come here
specially to flag off our triathlon event.
1798
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,292
Our respected Minister of State
1799
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:42,542
Mr. Abhinav…
1800
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:43,625
Goenka?
1801
01:28:43,958 --> 01:28:45,319
- Mrs. Bakshi?
- [announcer] …Goenka
1802
01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:47,000
Goenka! [laughs]
1803
01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:48,625
Hey, I know him very well.
1804
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:50,917
- Yeah, you know everyone.
- Goenka! Goenka!
1805
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,542
Why's she making such a fuss?
1806
01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:55,542
Goenka! Goenka! Parminder!
1807
01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,250
Goenka! Goenka!
1808
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,500
Ma'am, stop.
You can't go in, it's the VIP area.
1809
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,583
My dear,
I know him very well, let me go in.
1810
01:29:01,667 --> 01:29:04,792
- Goenka! Goenka, Parminder, Parminder!
- [security] Ma'am, please.
1811
01:29:05,417 --> 01:29:08,792
[Mrs. Bakshi] Goenka, it's me, Parminder.
Recognized me?
1812
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,292
Your mummy's nurse.
1813
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,708
- Arey, Parminder.
- Yes, yes, yes.
1814
01:29:12,792 --> 01:29:14,208
Let her in. Come in. Come in.
1815
01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:15,625
Hm. You see? Step aside.
1816
01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:17,375
[chuckles]
1817
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:20,458
- How are you? After a long time.
- [Mrs. Bakshi] I'm good, how are you?
1818
01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:22,625
- Hey, Mrs. Bakshi's on TV! [laughing]
- Oh!
1819
01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:25,625
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [conversation muted]
1820
01:29:28,042 --> 01:29:30,625
- [suspenseful music continues]
- [conversation muted]
1821
01:29:32,792 --> 01:29:35,167
Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you.
1822
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,583
- Thank you.
- Take care. And come again, yeah?
1823
01:29:37,667 --> 01:29:39,583
Yeah, of course. Of course.
1824
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:42,667
Arey, move! Move, move!
Hurry up, hurry up!
1825
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:44,208
Hurry up, hurry up!
1826
01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:45,708
[chuckles, exhales]
1827
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:47,083
In just two minutes,
1828
01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:51,417
Sunil Saxena will be handing over
Vijay's registration number to us!
1829
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:53,875
- It's happening! [chuckles]
- [in Hindi] Arey baap re!
1830
01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:55,639
- [in English] This was your Goenka?
- Yeah!
1831
01:29:55,708 --> 01:29:57,083
- Minister Goenka?
- Yes! Yes!
1832
01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:59,750
And you were going
to shove a rod up his ass.
1833
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:02,583
Arey, yes, yes! This is the same Goenka.
1834
01:30:02,667 --> 01:30:04,458
My crazy fan!
1835
01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:06,333
He's been in the government for years.
1836
01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:08,208
In the last reshuffle,
he became a minister.
1837
01:30:08,292 --> 01:30:09,417
I didn't know.
1838
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,208
- I'd lost touch in the last ten...
- But what did you say to him?
1839
01:30:12,292 --> 01:30:17,458
All I told him was that Vijay Mathew
has been training for the last four months
1840
01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:20,542
- to set a new all-India record.
- [voice trembling] Yes, yes!
1841
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:22,875
[Mrs. Bakshi] Right?
And he is medically fit.
1842
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,708
And he has already submitted a certificate
1843
01:30:24,792 --> 01:30:26,583
- proving his medical fitness.
- Yes!
1844
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:31,500
But that Sunil Saxena! Two-faced old toad!
He's carrying out a personal vendetta!
1845
01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,333
Mrs. Bakshi, what is happening now?
1846
01:30:35,042 --> 01:30:38,167
Vijay Mathew, you are in the triathlon.
1847
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:39,583
- [Fali yelps]
- [Mrs. Bakshi] Yes!
1848
01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:43,667
You're going to run, swim, you're going
to ride and you're going to rock.
1849
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:46,292
- [Fali] Go Vijay, have a blast!
- [Mrs. Bakshi chuckles]
1850
01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:49,042
- Go Vijay, kick somebody.
- [Mrs. Bakshi] Okay, enough, enough!
1851
01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:50,833
First you need to get
some swimming trunks.
1852
01:30:50,917 --> 01:30:52,417
We have only 15 minutes left!
1853
01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:54,458
[voice trembling] Mrs. Bakshi…
1854
01:30:55,792 --> 01:30:59,458
you are the world's best caretaker.
1855
01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:00,875
Ah! [gasps]
1856
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,000
Okay, enough, enough, please.
1857
01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:06,917
Now go and get yourself registered.
1858
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,667
- Go! Yes!
- [all] Yeah!
1859
01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:11,167
Hats off, Mrs. Bakshi, kudos.
1860
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:13,250
- Joginder, your phone.
- [Joginder] Take it.
1861
01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:14,375
Thank you.
1862
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:16,167
[male announcer] Ladies and gentleman,
1863
01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:20,000
please give a warm welcome
to yourselves at the Bergman Triathlon!
1864
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:23,542
I am your host
and your male commentator, Narendra,
1865
01:31:23,625 --> 01:31:26,917
and with me is Aarti,
the female commentator.
1866
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,125
Thank you, Narendra.
I would have introduced myself, but…
1867
01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:33,292
Hi guys, I'm Aarti,
and we're all set to go!
1868
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:37,167
[Narendra] Oh wow, what a crowd,
what energy, what gloss!
1869
01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:39,292
[pensive music playing]
1870
01:31:42,667 --> 01:31:44,667
[crowd applauding]
1871
01:31:48,042 --> 01:31:51,417
- [pensive music continues]
- [crowd cheering, whistling indistinctly]
1872
01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:10,500
[music intensifies, crescendos, fades]
1873
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,250
[Aarti] In the middle of all the glamour,
1874
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:15,250
standing at the starting line
with hope in their eyes
1875
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:17,500
are our talented triathletes.
1876
01:32:17,583 --> 01:32:19,417
[dramatic music playing]
1877
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,375
[athletes, spectators cheering]
1878
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:23,667
And off we go!
1879
01:32:23,750 --> 01:32:26,917
The first leg of the triathlon
is a one-and-a-half-kilometer swim.
1880
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,667
Exactly! You know what?
1881
01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:32,208
First, they're full of beans.
Then they're on oxygen machines.
1882
01:32:32,292 --> 01:32:33,375
[Narendra laughing]
1883
01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:36,542
[dramatic music continues]
1884
01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:40,583
- [music continues]
- [Fali mouthing in Gujarati] Smash it!
1885
01:32:59,250 --> 01:33:01,875
Hey, everyone's wearing the same cap.
Which one is Vijay?
1886
01:33:01,958 --> 01:33:05,333
Arey, Fali, can you see those two boys?
He's behind them!
1887
01:33:05,417 --> 01:33:06,750
- Yeah!
- Vijay's there!
1888
01:33:06,833 --> 01:33:09,167
- Oh, there he is! Yay!
- Vijay! Vijay!
1889
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:12,583
[Aarti] The focus today
is on 69-year-old Vijay Mathew
1890
01:33:12,667 --> 01:33:15,167
and 18-year-old Aditya Jaiswal,
1891
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:18,208
who are trying to be
the oldest and youngest Indians
1892
01:33:18,292 --> 01:33:21,167
- to complete a triathlon and, ohh!
- [Narendra] Ohh!
1893
01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,042
And just as you said that
1894
01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:25,500
Aditya Jaiswal got hit on the face.
1895
01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:27,000
- He is struggling.
- [all exclaiming]
1896
01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:28,667
He is losing balance.
1897
01:33:29,417 --> 01:33:32,458
- He is going down.
- [water sloshing]
1898
01:33:32,542 --> 01:33:34,042
[Aditya] Help!
1899
01:33:35,167 --> 01:33:37,500
He-Help! Hey! Help!
1900
01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:38,583
- Help!
- [exhales]
1901
01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:41,458
[grunting, gasping]
1902
01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,083
[gurgling]
1903
01:33:45,958 --> 01:33:47,792
[slow hopeful music playing]
1904
01:33:48,292 --> 01:33:50,125
Everyone's swimming
towards the finish line,
1905
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:51,833
but uncle wants to start again?
1906
01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:54,477
They're going here, he's going there.
Is he confused? Hey, uncle!
1907
01:33:57,333 --> 01:34:00,417
- My boy. That's my boy, Vijay!
- Hey!
1908
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:03,042
- [water gurgling]
- [Aditya gasping]
1909
01:34:09,583 --> 01:34:12,500
[Aarti] A beautiful example
of sportsmanship.
1910
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:16,792
Vijay Mathew and Aditya Jaiswal,
who were rivals till now,
1911
01:34:16,875 --> 01:34:19,125
are giving each other a helping hand.
1912
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:20,583
[Fali] What a hero!
1913
01:34:20,667 --> 01:34:22,292
He's our hero!
1914
01:34:22,375 --> 01:34:23,833
Vijay!
1915
01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:25,125
- Doctor.
- Huh?
1916
01:34:25,208 --> 01:34:27,583
He just won everyone's heart. [laughing]
1917
01:34:27,667 --> 01:34:29,667
[slow, hopeful music playing]
1918
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,667
Hey, let's go there.
The swimming is almost over.
1919
01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:43,333
Vineet, Vijay's cycle isn't here yet.
Give me your phone quickly.
1920
01:34:43,417 --> 01:34:45,667
- You guys go ahead, I'll join you.
- Okay, come on.
1921
01:34:50,750 --> 01:34:54,542
[Aarti] And in the 45th position
is none other than Vijay Mathew,
1922
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:58,250
who looks tired,
but hopefully hasn't given up.
1923
01:34:59,417 --> 01:35:01,417
[crowd cheering]
1924
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,958
[panting heavily]
1925
01:35:07,042 --> 01:35:09,417
That old man's gone ahead of you.
You're useless.
1926
01:35:11,042 --> 01:35:12,083
Now go!
1927
01:35:12,167 --> 01:35:16,792
[Aarti] The competitors are steeling
themselves for the 40-km-cycling leg
1928
01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:18,083
that is about to begin.
1929
01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,375
[Fali] Vijay, Vijay, come here!
Come here! Over here!
1930
01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:24,583
- Hey, Kishore, Biswajeet…
- Brought the whole cheering squad for you!
1931
01:35:24,667 --> 01:35:25,667
Here, take your cycle.
1932
01:35:25,708 --> 01:35:28,208
- And put on your sponsor jersey quickly.
- Okay.
1933
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,500
- Come on, come on, quickly!
- Hurry up! Hurry up!
1934
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,083
[Narendra] Cycling is fine, Aarti.
1935
01:35:34,167 --> 01:35:37,208
But when they are hit
by a cyclone of pain and exhaustion,
1936
01:35:37,292 --> 01:35:40,500
then we will see
what the competitors are capable of.
1937
01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:44,625
[upbeat music playing]
1938
01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:52,042
[upbeat music continues]
1939
01:35:54,792 --> 01:35:56,875
[volunteer 1] Come on!
[volunteer 2] Come on!
1940
01:35:56,958 --> 01:35:58,792
[volunteer 1] Keep yourself hydrated.
1941
01:36:01,208 --> 01:36:05,833
[Vijay] Rummy player? Garba dancer?
Debate champion in the 10th grade?
1942
01:36:05,917 --> 01:36:08,792
Bloody I died and this
is what you chose to write about me?
1943
01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:10,500
[volunteer] Come on, pull, pull, pull!
1944
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,667
Come on, come on, push! Good, good going!
1945
01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:17,208
[panting]
1946
01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,333
Hey, where's Vijay? Where is he?
1947
01:36:23,417 --> 01:36:25,125
- Can't see him.
- Not able to see him.
1948
01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,167
- Can you see him?
- No, no, I can't see him.
1949
01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:41,292
- [Sunny] So what do you do?
- [Vijay] Oh, I-I was a swimming coach.
1950
01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:44,542
[Sunny] But, uh, what was
your main job all these years?
1951
01:36:44,625 --> 01:36:46,833
[panting]
1952
01:36:46,917 --> 01:36:48,000
[groaning]
1953
01:36:49,542 --> 01:36:51,542
[groaning, exhaling deeply]
1954
01:36:52,042 --> 01:36:53,333
[panting, wheezing deeply]
1955
01:36:58,542 --> 01:36:59,750
Body position low.
1956
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:01,625
To reduce wind resistance.
1957
01:37:04,042 --> 01:37:05,458
Come on, Vijay!
1958
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:08,750
Not gonna listen to your coach?
1959
01:37:10,042 --> 01:37:11,500
Come on, come on, Vijay!
1960
01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:15,875
Good!
1961
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:18,625
Vijay, look at me.
1962
01:37:20,208 --> 01:37:22,375
- I'll see you at the finish line. Okay?
- [Vijay] Yeah.
1963
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:23,458
Okay.
1964
01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,000
[inspirational music playing]
1965
01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,417
[Sunil] Mr. Mathew, Mr. Mathew,
you are 69 years old.
1966
01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:40,125
[Rajan] If something happens to him,
then who will be responsible?
1967
01:37:40,208 --> 01:37:41,750
Just see, he's not fit.
1968
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,125
God knows where he is.
1969
01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,625
Hey, there he is, there he is!
1970
01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,125
- Yeah, that's him.
- Vijay!
1971
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:48,875
- Hey, stop, stop, stop!
- Vijay!
1972
01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,083
[Akhil] Mummy, quick, hurry up.
1973
01:37:52,042 --> 01:37:53,500
- [Akhil] Nanu! Nanu!
- [Deeksha] Papa.
1974
01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:55,809
- [Abhimanyu] Come on, Dad!
- Come on, Nanu, you can do it.
1975
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:56,875
- Nanu, come on!
- Come on!
1976
01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:57,792
- Come on!
- Vijay!
1977
01:37:57,875 --> 01:37:59,208
[grunting]
1978
01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:05,375
[Aarti] The slope, ladies and gentlemen,
1979
01:38:05,458 --> 01:38:09,042
that which separates the men
from the boys.
1980
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:11,458
[Narendra] The ascent, a steep impediment,
1981
01:38:11,542 --> 01:38:14,125
where the ride is rough,
but champions remain tough,
1982
01:38:14,208 --> 01:38:16,292
"while the rest cry, "Enough!
1983
01:38:16,375 --> 01:38:18,292
Enough! Enough!"
1984
01:38:19,917 --> 01:38:22,042
- [Deeksha] Papa.
- [vlogger] Come on, Vijay!
1985
01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:24,708
[Deeksha] Papa, you can do it, come on!
1986
01:38:24,792 --> 01:38:25,792
Papa! Come on!
1987
01:38:25,875 --> 01:38:29,292
[Fali] Vijay! Hey everybody, quiet!
Please calm down.
1988
01:38:29,375 --> 01:38:30,208
Let him breathe.
1989
01:38:30,292 --> 01:38:32,375
[exhales deeply]
1990
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,875
[panting]
1991
01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:37,917
- [Vijay breathing deeply]
- [whispers] Papa.
1992
01:38:38,875 --> 01:38:40,875
[slow, pensive music playing]
1993
01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:49,708
[cycle chains rattling]
1994
01:38:55,125 --> 01:38:56,542
[exhales]
1995
01:38:57,417 --> 01:38:59,042
Hey, you've got headphones, right?
1996
01:38:59,583 --> 01:39:01,833
Abhishek, give me your phone,
I want to download a song.
1997
01:39:01,917 --> 01:39:04,167
- Quickly! Quickly!
- [Mrs. Bakshi whimpers]
1998
01:39:08,667 --> 01:39:11,875
- [strains]
- [tires crunching sand and gravel]
1999
01:39:14,167 --> 01:39:17,375
[spectators cheering indistinctly]
2000
01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:19,708
- He's moving! He's moving!
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
2001
01:39:19,792 --> 01:39:22,208
- Vijay!
- Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
2002
01:39:22,292 --> 01:39:23,417
Come on, Vijay!
2003
01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:25,750
- [straining, groaning]
- [indistinct cheering]
2004
01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:27,034
[Mrs. Bakshi] Go! Go! Come on!
2005
01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:29,375
[Akhil] Yes! Nanu! Yes!
2006
01:39:29,458 --> 01:39:30,750
- [Deeksha] Papa!
- [Fali] Vijay!
2007
01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,125
[Akhil] You can do it!
2008
01:39:32,208 --> 01:39:33,625
- Papa!
- Vijay!
2009
01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:35,042
You can do it. Come on!
2010
01:39:35,125 --> 01:39:36,667
I know you can do it.
2011
01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:37,958
[Abhimanyu] You can do it.
2012
01:39:38,042 --> 01:39:40,167
- [Deeksha] Come on, Papa.
- [Akhil] You can do it!
2013
01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:43,292
- [Abhimanyu] Dad! Come on!
- [Deeksha] I know you can, Papa, come on.
2014
01:39:43,375 --> 01:39:44,708
- Papa, I know you can.
- Come on!
2015
01:39:44,792 --> 01:39:47,333
You can definitely do it.
I know you can. Papa, come on!
2016
01:39:47,417 --> 01:39:48,792
[Vijay groaning]
2017
01:39:50,125 --> 01:39:50,958
[wheezing]
2018
01:39:51,042 --> 01:39:52,375
[grunting]
2019
01:39:52,458 --> 01:39:53,458
[exhales]
2020
01:39:53,917 --> 01:39:56,125
[Vijay panting]
2021
01:39:57,167 --> 01:39:58,250
[Abhimanyu] Dad, come on!
2022
01:39:58,333 --> 01:40:00,125
Yes, Dad. Come on!
2023
01:40:00,792 --> 01:40:03,292
[Deeksha] Papa, this slope is
the last difficult part.
2024
01:40:03,375 --> 01:40:04,851
- You can do it!
- [Abhimanyu] Come on!
2025
01:40:04,875 --> 01:40:06,583
- [Deeksha] Come on!
- [Akhil] You can do it!
2026
01:40:06,667 --> 01:40:07,792
- [Deeksha] Papa!
- Vijay…
2027
01:40:11,708 --> 01:40:12,708
[exhales]
2028
01:40:12,792 --> 01:40:15,500
- One second. Put this on.
- Why?
2029
01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:17,042
Just put them on! Wear!
2030
01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:18,875
Come on.
2031
01:40:19,542 --> 01:40:21,042
Now close your eyes.
2032
01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:22,792
- Take a deep breath.
- [inhales deeply]
2033
01:40:22,875 --> 01:40:24,708
And listen to it.
2034
01:40:24,792 --> 01:40:31,208
[woman in Hindi] ♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
2035
01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:36,708
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
2036
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:39,500
♪ All that can be… ♪
2037
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:40,708
[in English] Do it for Anna.
2038
01:40:40,792 --> 01:40:43,542
[woman in Hindi] ♪ …ls this moment now ♪
2039
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:54,583
[sniffles]
2040
01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:55,708
[in English] Go for it!
2041
01:40:56,833 --> 01:40:57,750
[Kishore] Come on!
2042
01:40:57,833 --> 01:40:59,167
Yes!
2043
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:01,208
- [in Gujarati] Smash it!
- [friends cheering]
2044
01:41:01,292 --> 01:41:04,042
[cheers echoing]
2045
01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:06,042
[Mrs. Bakshi in English] Come on, Vijay!
2046
01:41:06,542 --> 01:41:11,833
[in Gujarati] Vijay! Smash it!
2047
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:17,458
[woman in Hindi] ♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
2048
01:41:18,417 --> 01:41:24,083
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
2049
01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:30,542
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
2050
01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:37,083
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
2051
01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:43,125
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
2052
01:41:44,042 --> 01:41:49,042
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
2053
01:41:51,625 --> 01:41:54,458
♪ Unknown shadows ♪
2054
01:41:54,542 --> 01:41:57,417
♪ Are camped along the path ♪
2055
01:41:58,042 --> 01:42:00,542
♪ Unknown arms ♪
2056
01:42:01,292 --> 01:42:04,208
♪ Reach and grasp us all ♪
2057
01:42:04,292 --> 01:42:07,208
♪ This moment is light ♪
2058
01:42:07,708 --> 01:42:10,542
♪ All else is darkness ♪
2059
01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:13,667
♪ Don't let it slip ♪
2060
01:42:13,750 --> 01:42:16,833
♪ This moment is all that's yours ♪
2061
01:42:16,917 --> 01:42:23,375
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
2062
01:42:23,458 --> 01:42:28,792
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
2063
01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:40,250
[in English] There! He's coming!
2064
01:42:40,333 --> 01:42:42,500
[spectators cheering, whistling]
2065
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,625
Hurry up! Arey, come on!
2066
01:42:45,708 --> 01:42:48,042
[panting]
2067
01:42:52,667 --> 01:42:55,458
[Aarti] Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a new record!
2068
01:42:55,542 --> 01:43:00,500
Aditya Jaiswal, the youngest Indian
to complete a triathlon!
2069
01:43:13,458 --> 01:43:15,458
[lively, upbeat music playing]
2070
01:43:24,375 --> 01:43:26,375
[spectators cheering, whistling]
2071
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:29,000
[music fades]
2072
01:43:30,542 --> 01:43:32,542
[silence]
2073
01:43:33,792 --> 01:43:35,792
[wind whooshing]
2074
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:42,500
[woman in Hindi]
♪ The magic of this moment ♪
2075
01:43:42,583 --> 01:43:45,333
♪ Makes our meeting sublime ♪
2076
01:43:45,875 --> 01:43:51,958
♪ The warmth of this moment
Sets hearts racing ♪
2077
01:43:52,042 --> 01:43:54,875
♪ In the presence of this moment ♪
2078
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:58,125
♪ The world belongs to us ♪
2079
01:43:58,708 --> 01:44:01,458
♪ When you look upon this moment ♪
2080
01:44:01,542 --> 01:44:04,417
♪ It shines brighter than history ♪
2081
01:44:05,042 --> 01:44:11,000
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
2082
01:44:11,083 --> 01:44:16,167
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
2083
01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:22,125
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
2084
01:44:22,667 --> 01:44:28,250
♪ What used to be, you can never know ♪
2085
01:44:28,917 --> 01:44:34,375
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
2086
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:37,000
[buoyant music playing]
2087
01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:44,500
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2088
01:45:07,667 --> 01:45:09,500
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2089
01:45:31,542 --> 01:45:34,708
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2090
01:45:50,125 --> 01:45:52,125
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2091
01:46:08,333 --> 01:46:10,875
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2092
01:46:22,417 --> 01:46:26,583
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2093
01:46:27,542 --> 01:46:29,542
[mouths in English] One picture, please.
2094
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[woman in Hindi]
♪ In the shelter of this moment ♪
2095
01:46:33,542 --> 01:46:36,625
♪ Is where we reside ♪
2096
01:46:36,708 --> 01:46:39,833
♪ Beyond this moment ♪
2097
01:46:39,917 --> 01:46:42,542
♪ Everything's a story ♪
2098
01:46:42,625 --> 01:46:45,667
♪ Who can see tomorrow? ♪
2099
01:46:45,750 --> 01:46:48,542
♪ Who can know tomorrow? ♪
2100
01:46:49,292 --> 01:46:55,500
♪ In this moment
You will find all that you seek ♪
2101
01:46:55,583 --> 01:47:01,333
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
2102
01:47:01,417 --> 01:47:06,708
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
2103
01:47:06,792 --> 01:47:13,250
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
2104
01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:19,458
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
2105
01:47:19,542 --> 01:47:25,000
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
2106
01:47:25,750 --> 01:47:31,167
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
2107
01:47:31,250 --> 01:47:32,250
[camera shutter clicks]
2108
01:47:32,333 --> 01:47:37,625
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪