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[bear grunting]
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[wind blowing]
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[whoosh]
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[laser firing]
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[vocalization]
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["Do Lafzon Ki Hai" by Bachchan,
Bhosle and Kumar plays]
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[traditional Italian music
sang in Hindi and Italian]
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♪♪
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[song playing faintly from the backroom]
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[door opening, chime dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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[man panting]
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[man] Hi, there
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[exhales] Hey
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[owner] You've got a fair amount
of blood on you there, sir.
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Oh Huh
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, it's not even mine It was just this
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[sighs]
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Never mind.
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Hey, listen, I need you to take
this thing off my hands,
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just make it someone else's
problem, you know?
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I mean, I thought my boys
were gonna love it, but, uh.
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Let me tell you, man, they will not.
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No, it's not, uh a toy,
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so just don't ever call it that.
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It's a, uh.
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It's.
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Actually, I don't know exactly what it is.
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Besides, it appears to be broken.
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See, the drumstick seems
to be stuck in the up position.
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You do not want the goddamn
drumstick to come down.
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Okay?
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Because when it does,
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I promise you, we are all fucked to hell.
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Okay?
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[circus music, drumming]
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Woah Oh.
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Okay
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[circus music and drumming continue]
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[circus music and drumming stop]
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[Italian song playing softly
from backroom]
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Well, sir, can't speak for you,
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but, heh, I don't feel
especially fucked to hell
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[dramatic tone]
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[whirring]
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[heavy thump]
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[ominous music rising]
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Hot dog
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[distorted backroom music]
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Who's smiling now,
you infernal son of a whore?
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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YEAH!
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[screaming halts]
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[Hal] I don't know if every father
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passes some secret horror onto his kids.
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But mine sure did
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["Let the Good Times Roll"
by Shirley and Lee starts]
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♪ Come on, baby, while the thrill is on ♪
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♪ Come on, baby, let's have some fun ♪
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♪ Come on, baby, let the good times roll ♪
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♪ Roll all night long ♪
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My name is Hal Shelborn.
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This is me and my twin brother, Bill.
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Well, this is us before everything.
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Bill was the kind of kid
who would say, "Shake on it,"
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but then pull his hand back
and pretend to slick his hair.
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He was older than me by three minutes
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and ate most of my mum's placenta.
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So that made him my "big" brother.
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A role he took seriously.
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And he treated me like shit
whenever he got the chance
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[Young Bill] I've been meaning to tell you.
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Mum says she hates you
because you made dad leave,
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and now she has to go on dates.
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[Hal] But I managed to love him anyway,
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even if I did sometimes fantasise
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about being an only child
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[Young Hal] I hate you, Bill Shelborn
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[squishing sound]
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[slow jazz music]
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[Hal] My mum raised us on her own
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for as long as she could, at least.
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And my mum,
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well, I can remember her perfectly,
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like it was yesterday.
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[Lois] Your father.
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Well, your father went out
for a pack of cigarettes
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and never came back.
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[Lois tsks]
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[Lois] Just made like an egg and
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scrambled.
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And sure, sure,
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I could have been
one of his stewardesses, but,
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of course, the deadbeat
never took me anywhere.
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He just brought back
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Swiss cuckoo clocks and bonsai trees.
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[Lois] Knick-knacks and souvenirs
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to stuff our closet full.
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And one day, my darling boys,
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all that horse shit will be yours.
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[Hal] We knew my mum thought
it was a bunch of junk.
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But for Bill and me,
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Dad's closet was full of clues
to who he was.
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There she is.
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Old deadbeat's disguise
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[mysterious melody]
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The hell's that thing from?
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Paris, France or something?
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It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey".
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"Like Life."
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You mean "lifelike," dumb shit.
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No.
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[Young Hal] What?
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[Young Bill] Give me that thing.
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Here
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[ominous tone]
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You think this does junk if I turn this?
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Don't, Bill It's Dad's.
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Dad's gone, fuck face.
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And I'm his next of "skin,"
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so legally, everything in here's mine
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[key winding clicks]
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[whirring]
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[gasps]
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[clicking]
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[whirring]
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[whirring stops]
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Stupid thing's broken anyway.
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Don't come in our room, dumb shit.
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Shotgun, obviously
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Christ, what's worse than a blind date?
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I'd rather take my chances
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and kiss a goddamn frog
and see what happens.
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Okay, boys!
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[Lois] Uh, no soda
after you brush your teeth,
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and no fires,
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and no video games
because of the last fire.
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[Annie] I tried to tell them no fires,
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but these boys are nothing but willish.
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[Lois] Thank you, babysitter Annie
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I'll be home by midnight
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[sinister music]
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[sighs] Okay, boys,
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I've got only one rule for tonight.
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Keep your hands off
the hot parts of the table.
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Okay?
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I'll try, but.
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I'm just a man.
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Bill, knock it off
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[lively music]
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[knives clanking]
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[ominous music]
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[muffled conversations]
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[ominous music]
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[lively music]
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[circus music and drumming]
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[distant circus music]
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[circus music and drumming continue]
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[circus music and drumming continue]
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[circus music and drumming end]
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[faint squishing]
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[patrons screaming]
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Holy sh...
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[church organ]
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[Hal] Maybe an experience like that
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could have brought me and Bill closer.
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But it turned out one freak tragedy
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wasn't going to be nearly enough.
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Fuck.
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How is her head still together?
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[whispering] Sh Sh Sh.
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Don't think about it too much
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[priest] Oh, fuck.
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Uuuuhhh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Today, we are here with Annie Wilkes.
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Gone by accident
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rather, in an accident
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because, you know, there's no accidents.
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Um Is there a divine plan?
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Sure, you know, uh, maybe.
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Call it a coin toss,
you know, heads or tails, heh.
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But not Annie's head
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because that is,
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uh, separate.
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That's a separate issue Uh.
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Uh You know, why her, though, right?
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Why Annie?
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Why not you?
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Or you?
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[inaudible]
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Everything for a reason, yeah, totally.
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And it is what it is.
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Uuuhhh.
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It is what it is.
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The word of the Lord
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[all] Amen.
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Everything is an accident.
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Or nothing is an accident.
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Either way, same thing.
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It's not if or even how.
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It's only when.
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Everybody dies.
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And that's life.
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I'll die.
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And you will both die.
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And all of your friends and their parents
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and all of their pets and everybody.
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Some of us peacefully in our sleep.
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And some of us horribly
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violently, tied up with a clothesline,
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and screaming through
duct tape over our mouths
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and all that jazz
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[sombre music]
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And to hell with it.
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Come on, let's go dancing.
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["Rip It Up" by Little Richard plays ]
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♪ Well, it's Saturday night
and I just got paid ♪
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♪ Fool about my money,
don't try to save ♪
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♪ My heart say "Go go, have a time" ♪
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♪ 'Cause Saturday night
and I'm feelin' fine ♪
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♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Gonna ball it up ♪
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♪ I'm gonna rock it up And ball tonight ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Got me a date and I won't be late ♪
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[Hal] It might have been
on the day of a funeral,
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but that probably was
the happiest day of my life.
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[school bell ringing]
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It's funny how quickly that can change
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[Florence] Hey, kid.
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Your brother says
your dad left your mum.
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Lit out to Paris, France to buy cigarettes
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'cause you're a big fat baby
who cried all the time.
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[Pepper] And man,
don't your mum deserve better?
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I mean, don't she?
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Um - [Florence] I guess that means
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your mum would be wearing
the pants in the house now, huh?
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I think that's how it works, yeah.
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[Pepper] Aw, but
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see, you're wearing pants.
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And two people can't be wearing
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the pants in the house at the same time.
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So, looks like you got yourself
a bit of a pants problem, kid
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[sighs]
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[Lois] Honey, I'm making PB&J.
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[Lois, from the kitchen]
Oh, and how am I?
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Oh, I'm great! I love slaving
over my two sons all day long
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[sighs]
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[dramatic music rising]
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- [music stops]
- Mum!
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[Lois] Yeah?
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Why'd you put
Dad's weird monkey in our room?
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You know I don't go in there anymore
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since I found that stiff sock.
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Oh, yeah
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[ominous music rising]
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[suspenseful music]
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You didn't have anything to do
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with my babysitter's head, right?
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- That'd be like...
- Yo!
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[Young Bill] You really got
the hots for that thing, huh?
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[Young Hal] I... I don't - It's all good.
273
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,461
You can have it, but
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all you gotta do is say you wanna marry it.
275
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,547
But I don't wanna marry it.
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Say, "I wanna be Mrs Stupid Monkey"
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I wanna be Mrs Stupid Monkey.
278
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,804
Now say.
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"I wanna suck its banana."
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No, Bill, no - [Young Bill] Say it!
281
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Or I'll eat the rest of your placenta, bitch.
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I wanna suck its banana.
283
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,778
All right We have a deal.
284
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,071
You can have the monkey
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[laughs] Idiot
286
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,375
[video narrator]
Between the ages of 12 and 15,
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the penis takes on a life of its own
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00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,213
and becomes sensitive
289
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,382
to physical and emotional horseplay.
290
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,219
Around this time,
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the opposite sex becomes
both appealing and horrifying
292
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,890
[unsettling music]
293
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Yo, Mrs Torrance!
294
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525
Hal Shelborn's jerking
his monkey under his desk!
295
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,360
[whole class laughing]
296
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,989
[laughter echoing, tense music]
297
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,452
[inaudible conversations]
298
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,960
[tense music rising]
299
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,471
Honey, I'm making devil's food
300
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,181
I don't fucking want any!
301
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,058
Language!
302
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,560
[footsteps pounding down stairs]
303
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,479
[Lois] What are you,
a sailor in a shipyard?
304
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,191
[dramatic music]
305
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,359
You
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00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,487
[huffing]
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00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,657
It's because of you
that deadbeat Bill this to me
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00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,076
[rapid breathing]
309
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,870
You know who I'm talking about,
don't you?
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00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,290
That arsehole kid
who lives in here with me
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00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,292
that's Bill.
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00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,378
You wanna know something else?
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I wish Bill was dead
314
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,804
[winding clicks]
315
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,060
[rapid whirring]
316
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,228
[cl I c k]
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00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,482
[whirring]
318
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,567
[whirring stops]
319
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,987
Hey, Mum, you home?
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00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,824
Is dinner ready?
321
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,453
Mum?
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00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,588
[circus music and drumming]
323
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,639
Mum?
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00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,351
You're not even making it yet?
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00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,562
[Lois groans]
326
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:35,610
[circus music and drumming continue]
327
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,477
[circus music and drumming stop]
328
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,035
[raspy groans]
329
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,708
[guttural sigh]
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00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,294
What the fuck?!
331
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:57,131
[tense music rising]
332
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,300
[Young Hal] Oh, shit
333
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,386
[loud pop]
- [Young Bill] MUMMY!
334
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:08,434
[church organ]
335
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,478
[Hal] The doctors called
what happened to my mum
336
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,313
a boomerang aneurysm.
337
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,650
But I was the only one
who knew what it really was.
338
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,612
They said chances of it happening
339
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,281
were one in 44 million.
340
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,201
And that's just another way to say
341
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,703
it has to happen to somebody.
342
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,998
And that's how it works.
343
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,001
You turn the key
and the drumsticks go up.
344
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,420
They come down again when it chooses
345
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,796
who it wants to kill next.
346
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,508
It kills who it wants when it feels like it.
347
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,177
And it doesn't owe you an explanation.
348
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,973
It doesn't take requests.
349
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,934
It's true what it says on the box.
350
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,729
It's just like life
351
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,483
[priest] Uh son,
352
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,127
- perhaps it's best if you...
- Shut up!
353
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,570
[organ stops playing]
354
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,367
Hey, Mum!
355
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:09,912
Mum, wake up!
356
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,456
[soft sigh]
357
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,834
Mum?
358
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,128
[Young Bill chuckles]
359
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,297
Mum, that's a funny joke!
360
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,301
MUM!
361
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,724
Wake up
362
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:35,271
[sad music]
363
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,490
Okay, you can keep talking.
364
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,915
Oh.
365
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,920
[Uncle Chip sighing deeply]
366
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,302
[Chip] You know, your Aunt Ida
and your Uncle Chip
367
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,013
never wanted kids.
368
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,392
Nah.
369
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,145
Always just kind of preferred
a life where you sit down
370
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,606
and you don't stand up again
until you want to.
371
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,692
Also, we're swingers, but.
372
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:23,861
Oh, well
373
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,872
[sighs]
374
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,542
And I want you to know
375
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920
we're gonna do our very best
with you boys.
376
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,258
It's just that our very best might be
377
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,468
pretty bad
378
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:55,393
[unsettling music]
379
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,531
[ominous music]
380
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,374
Oh oh, fuck
381
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,502
[heavy breathing]
382
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,629
- Fuck!
- [squelching]
383
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,926
[ominous music]
384
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,808
What the fuck?
385
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:39,353
[squelching]
386
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,567
[tense music]
387
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,531
Fuck
388
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:52,532
[ominous drumming]
389
00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,620
- [Hal grunting]
- [drumming]
390
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,497
[tense music rising]
391
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,751
[squelching]
392
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,921
[heavy breathing]
393
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,672
[knife clank]
394
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,009
[Hal] I put the pieces in a garbage bag
395
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,844
and made sure it got on a garbage truck.
396
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,096
And I assumed that would be
the end of it
397
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,932
["I Shall Be Released" by Nina Simone]
398
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,350
But after that,
399
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,060
Bill and I were never the same.
400
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,230
I mean, we looked the same
because we were twins,
401
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,649
and, well, you know what I mean.
402
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,612
Aunt Ida and Uncle Chip
picked up Bill and me
403
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,155
and moved us to Maine.
404
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,408
And I guess I hoped we'd left
the worst of it behind us
405
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:38,496
♪ They say everything can be replaced ♪
406
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,337
♪ They say every distance is not near ♪
407
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:55,930
♪ So I remember every face ♪
408
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:03,980
♪ Of every man who put me here ♪
409
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,482
[song playing softly in background]
410
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,276
You going to take off your suit, Bill?
411
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,488
If I take it off,
then I'll have to put it back on
412
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,407
as soon as there's another funeral.
413
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,118
But if I don't take it off,
414
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,161
then I won't have to put it back on.
415
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,164
So there won't be any more funerals
416
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,374
[climbing footsteps]
417
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,711
[light panting]
418
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,924
[Ida] Sleep tight, you two
419
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,510
[spring pops out]
420
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,389
♪ I shall be ♪
421
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:44,979
♪ Released ♪
422
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,784
[muffled TV show]
423
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,579
Here comes trouble, here it comes!
424
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:10,171
[faint crackling]
425
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,007
[porch light crackling]
426
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,720
[insects chirping]
427
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,729
[ominous music slowly rising]
428
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:48,376
[ominous music]
429
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,772
[unsettling music]
430
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,919
[Young Bill] Why the hell did you bring it?
431
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,277
I didn't I chopped it up.
432
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,862
Don't look chopped up to me.
433
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:18,656
I'm telling you, Bill,
434
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,783
it's a bad monkey.
435
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,578
It's a bad, magic, killer monkey.
436
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:27,456
You think it killed Babysitter Annie?
437
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,502
Maybe Probably I... I don't know.
438
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,006
I was going to marry that girl.
439
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,384
I know you were, Bill.
440
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,781
We should try it on purpose to
see if anyone else we know dies.
441
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:45,349
No, we shouldn't I mean,
what if it gets one of us?
442
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,185
Then I promise to pretend
to be sad when you're dead.
443
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,481
Yeah, me too.
444
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,653
You think it could kill the
person who turns the key or not?
445
00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,363
How the hell should I know?
446
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,037
Do you think Mum turned it?
447
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:10,124
[sombre music]
448
00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:15,087
I'm gonna try it.
449
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,215
Don't, Bill...
450
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:19,925
[church organ]
451
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:23,471
[Hal] It was a hunting accident,
but not the usual kind.
452
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:28,350
Uncle Chip was trampled
by a stampede of 67 wild horses
453
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,311
in his sleeping bag on a camping trip
454
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:31,520
[horses neighing]
455
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,063
I overheard the undertaker say that,
456
00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:34,982
when they dumped the body out,
457
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,568
it looked like someone
had drop-kicked a cherry pie.
458
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,904
[squelching]
459
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:42,198
[Young Bill] I don't mind much
that Uncle Chip's gone.
460
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,158
He was kind of an arsehole.
461
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,828
I just mind more that I feel
pretty good it wasn't me.
462
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,456
But it's got to be done, you know?
463
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,583
To keep it away from the people
464
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,376
who might feel really good about using it,
465
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,463
like the Nazis and Russians
466
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,381
and "Iran-qis" and whatnot.
467
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:02,134
[Hal] We knew that
it couldn't be destroyed,
468
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,804
so we hoped
that we could maybe contain it.
469
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:06,764
Just get rid of it
470
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,141
[chain rattling]
471
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:11,101
Make it go the fuck away
472
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,981
[sinister music]
473
00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,983
And for a long time, anyway,
474
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,445
it really seemed like it had.
475
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:26,200
[insects chirping]
476
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,869
[creaking]
477
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,895
[circus music playing in the distance]
478
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:56,355
[soft gasp]
479
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,034
[bubbling]
480
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,036
[circus music continues in distance]
481
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:21,297
[ominous music rising]
482
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,770
[circus music continues]
483
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,326
[circus music stops]
484
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,471
[ominous music]
485
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,932
[soft rattling]
486
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,274
[pull chain clicks]
487
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,157
[light bulb buzzing]
488
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,241
[light clicks]
489
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,002
[creaking]
490
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:43,879
[stair cracks]
491
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:45,631
[dramatic tone]
492
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,766
[shrill shriek]
493
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,726
[ragged breathing]
494
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:58,811
Ah!
495
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,604
[whimpering]
496
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,279
[sharp inhale, exhale]
497
00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:11,198
[unsettling music]
498
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,367
[gas leaking]
499
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:18,372
[sniffing]
500
00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:24,003
[gas leaking]
501
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:34,013
[range knob clicks]
502
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,933
[screaming]
503
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:41,020
[dramatic music]
504
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:45,649
[faint screaming]
505
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,985
[insects chirping]
506
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,070
[screaming]
507
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:54,116
♪♪
508
00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:58,328
[squelching]
509
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:02,458
[Hal] I haven't seen the monkey
since we threw it down the well,
510
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:06,295
but it feels like only a matter
of time before it comes back.
511
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,006
[muzak]
512
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,716
This is me today.
513
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:14,011
I pretty much lost all contact with Bill,
514
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,179
and I'm good with that.
515
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,473
He was kind of an arsehole anyways.
516
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,267
I don't have any friends,
517
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,644
and I do my best
to stay away from family
518
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,272
for fear that if the monkey returns,
519
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,857
it'll kill someone close to me.
520
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:29,902
But staying away from family,
521
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:30,986
[man] Excuse me!
522
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,321
That's easier said than done
523
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,947
[woman] Well, fuck your mother!
524
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,159
Hey, Dwayne.
525
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,122
[Dwayne] Oh, man! Come in, come in.
526
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:43,457
Oh no, it's cool
527
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,793
I gotta run early today
I gotta pick up my kid.
528
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,045
Wait, you got a kid?
529
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,422
Shit, man, that sucks.
530
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,715
Does it live with you?
531
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,218
Uh, no, no he doesn't,
532
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,470
but I get to see him once a year,
533
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,139
so I'm taking him to Horror Heaven.
534
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,224
Yeah.
535
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,434
Roller coasters, I guess.
536
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,186
Once a year?
537
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,230
Shit, man, that sucks.
538
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:11,068
I bet your ex-wife's
some type of mega bitch, huh?
539
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,152
Huh?
540
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:15,864
Oh! No, the once-a-year thing,
that was my idea.
541
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,661
It turns out I'm kind of
a bad influence, you know.
542
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,039
"Here comes trouble."
543
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:25,749
Who, you?
544
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,417
It's not like, you know,
545
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,379
I beheld a pale horse,
and on it was a pale rider,
546
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,006
and the rider's name was,
you know, Death.
547
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,134
But, uh.
548
00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,179
Yeah, there has been some death.
549
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,017
Shit, man, that sucks
550
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:49,273
[country rock music playing on radio]
551
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,490
Pff! Jet skis, come on Douchebag
552
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,535
[sighs]
553
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,581
[deep breath]
554
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,918
"Love Hal."
555
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,464
Fuck
556
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:24,266
[deep inhale, exhale]
557
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,310
[Ted] Feel that parental energy
558
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,687
transferred from you to me.
559
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:29,980
[Ted chuckling]
560
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,130
[loud kissing sound] [Ted chuckling]
561
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,200
Petey's been asking about you
more and more, Hal.
562
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:43,452
And it's breaking our hearts.
563
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,497
About me?
564
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,458
What about me? Why?
565
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,919
[Petey's Mum] Because you're his father.
566
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,171
And he's doing
a family tree school project.
567
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,965
And like it or not,
you're one of the branches.
568
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,258
Look, I
569
00:36:58,342 --> 00:36:59,968
[sighs] I care about Petey
570
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,803
I do Like, I.
571
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,933
[Hal] I care about him a lot, like, a lot, lot.
572
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,477
Just now, when we were
on the couch together,
573
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,938
I took your power.
574
00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:13,482
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I never said
you could take my power.
575
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,733
It doesn't matter anymore
576
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:16,610
Ted has decided
577
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,320
to legally adopt Petey - What?
578
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,964
[Petey's Mum] And once
the adoption's finalized
579
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,075
it won't be necessary
for you to see Petey at all.
580
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,868
But you can't just do that.
581
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,745
He can't just do that.
582
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,248
[Ted] As the leading expert in my field,
583
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,291
can't I?
584
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:35,045
Listen, you and Petey have this time.
585
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,090
So just take the week,
586
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,717
lock in some nice memories,
587
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,261
and then cleanly cut it off.
588
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,346
Like a vestigial tail.
589
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:49,601
That's what you want Isn't it?
590
00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:52,271
No It's not what I want
591
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:55,023
I want to spend time with Petey
It's just, you know
592
00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:57,192
[sighs] Vestigial?
593
00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:59,128
It means something
that has become functionless,
594
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:00,862
and as a result, is no longer necessary
595
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,590
- I know what it means, Ted.
- I'm sure you do
596
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,700
I do - Well, I have your power, so.
597
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,119
Well, I peed in one of
your bushes on the way in, so.
598
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,746
Well, this is the part where
I suggest that we arm wrestle.
599
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,581
What? Arm wrestle for what?
600
00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:13,292
For all the marbles.
601
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,128
And by marbles, I am, of course,
referring to your little balls.
602
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,587
- My...
- Hey.
603
00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:18,797
[Petey's Mum] Honey.
604
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,008
Oh, Petey Hey.
605
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,218
Hey, buddy.
606
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,429
What are you guys talking about?
607
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,934
[crow croaking]
608
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,605
[wind blowing]
609
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:52,331
[crow croaking]
610
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:55,000
[muffled conversations]
611
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:06,636
[wind blowing]
612
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,766
[ominous tone]
613
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:18,565
[grunts]
614
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,070
[crow croaking]
615
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:29,701
[unsettling music]
616
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:34,247
[inaudible]
617
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,519
[Thrasher's Mum] What do you mean,
618
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,170
it reminds you of your dad?
619
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:42,631
[soft music playing in the background]
620
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,383
You talking about the shit-eating grin
621
00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:47,052
or the hairy back and arms?
622
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:50,806
[parrot squawking]
623
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,682
[Thrasher] Do you ever
wonder where he is?
624
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,143
Dad, I mean.
625
00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:59,815
Baby, that ain't worth it.
626
00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:04,111
But if you're really looking for an answer,
627
00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:06,780
I'd have to go with either
628
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,576
at a card table or under a hooker.
629
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,203
[Thrasher] Oh, sick, Ma Come on.
630
00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,287
Gross
631
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,749
[parrot squawking]
632
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,209
Hey, Beauchamps, honey,
633
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:21,545
you want a drag?
634
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:25,882
[exhales deeply]
635
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:29,594
But are you still thinking
of selling that monkey thing
636
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:31,430
to the nut who never leaves his house?
637
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,268
I mean, have you ever
even met this guy face to face?
638
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,688
Sounds like a real fucking pervert to me
639
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,568
[thunder growling]
640
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:55,120
So, do you have any brothers or sisters?
641
00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:58,696
Is that your family tree thing?
642
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,084
What gave it away?
643
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,212
Okay.
644
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,466
So, um
645
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:09,843
brothers, sisters?
646
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:11,553
Yes, no?
647
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,764
Uh no.
648
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,684
No to both?
649
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,311
Yeah, no, neither.
650
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,771
Only child just like me.
651
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,484
[Petey scribbling]
652
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,694
And, uh, what's your mum's name?
653
00:41:30,697 --> 00:41:31,865
Um.
654
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,368
Lois.
655
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,121
My mum's name was
656
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:40,790
Lois
657
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,546
[deep inhale]
658
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:48,131
Hey, uh Oof.
659
00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:50,675
It's getting kind of late, darn
660
00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:52,802
I should get you some, uh,
some dinner, huh?
661
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,848
Only if you want me to, like, survive.
662
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,061
[Hal sighs]
663
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,814
[Petey scribbling]
664
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:05,899
Cool
665
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,610
[pool water rippling]
666
00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:12,239
[light snoring]
667
00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:27,087
[whirring]
668
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,213
[cl I c k]
669
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:30,840
[ominous drumbeat]
670
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,930
[muffled beat]
671
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:43,103
[psychedelic music
accompanied by drumbeat]
672
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:58,410
[Young Bill] Say it, or I'll eat
the rest of your placenta.
673
00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,887
[Young Bill] I promise
to pretend to be sad
674
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,079
when you're dead.
675
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:02,282
[Young Bill] What the fuck?!
676
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,250
[music and drumbeat stop]
677
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,129
[dramatic music]
678
00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,797
- [knife slashing]
- [sharp inhale]
679
00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:15,051
[Hal grunting]
680
00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:17,304
Christ.
681
00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:29,899
[Hal] What the fuck?
682
00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,403
[ominous music]
683
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:36,281
[beeping]
684
00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:39,701
[air vent blowing]
685
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,953
[rattling]
686
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,624
[sharp exhale]
687
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,501
[soft sigh]
688
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,046
[phone vibrating]
689
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,472
Hello.
690
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:03,391
[Bill] Well, hello, dumb shit
691
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,897
[tense music]
692
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,440
Bill.
693
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,068
[Bill] Can't be the only person
who calls you dumb shit.
694
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,695
How did you know how to reach me, Bill?
695
00:44:15,779 --> 00:44:17,739
I haven't heard from you
in, what, five years?
696
00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,491
Haven't seen you in something like 10?
697
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,827
[Bill] Nine and eleven,
and those are just numbers.
698
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:24,788
The police gave me yours.
699
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,956
What do you mean, the police?
700
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,249
[Bill] I have news.
701
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,628
Aunt Ida is no more.
702
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:32,796
Oh, shit.
703
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:35,548
Well, I guess she was kind of old.
704
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:36,966
Was she sick or something?
705
00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:39,761
[Bill] Actually, it seems the old girl
706
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,805
was having somewhat of a renaissance,
707
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,266
putting her house on the market,
cleaning out her closet.
708
00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:47,769
The nice young policewoman I spoke to
709
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,523
used the phrase, "freak accident".
710
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,485
Okay, and? What?
711
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,047
[Bill] Someone has to go
through her belongings,
712
00:44:58,071 --> 00:44:59,364
and you're the next of kin.
713
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,658
Technically, you're the next of kin, Bill.
714
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,703
This is my week with Petey, so no.
715
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:06,786
[Bill] Your week? That's
all you get with your son?
716
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:09,916
- Also, you're weak
- What do you want, Bill?
717
00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:13,503
[Bill] Go to Aunt Ida's house
and make sure "it" isn't there.
718
00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,380
"It" is at the bottom of a well.
719
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,799
[Bill] "It" can teleport and you know it.
720
00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,801
Why don't you bring Petey along, hmm?
721
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,928
Let him see you
being brave for a change
722
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,011
Jesus.
723
00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:26,391
[Bill] What do fathers
and their estranged sons
724
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:27,892
say to each other?
725
00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,060
Road trip?
726
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,687
Why would it be at Aunt Ida's anyway?
727
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,206
[Bill] Because it's
attached itself to our family
728
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,356
and likes to kill us.
729
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,959
And I don't want to die, and presumably
730
00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:36,568
you don't want Petey to die either
731
00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:37,878
[Hal] And what if I find it, huh?
732
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,279
What am I supposed to do,
733
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,448
drop it from a fucking plane?
It'll probably bounce!
734
00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,700
[Bill] No, you never let it out
of your sight again,
735
00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,118
so no one turns the key.
736
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,637
Presumably you don't want Petey to...
737
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,872
Stop talking about Petey.
738
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:51,791
[Bill] The monkey must be vanquished.
739
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,794
Why don't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?
740
00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:57,756
[Bill] You're smaller, you go
741
00:45:58,548 --> 00:45:59,382
[rattling]
742
00:45:59,466 --> 00:46:01,092
Bill Bi Fuck!
743
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,639
- Fuck!
- [electricity crackling]
744
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:12,169
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
745
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:14,314
Fuck! What the fuck?
746
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,815
Is that a leg? Fuck!
747
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:18,193
[heavy breathing]
748
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:25,617
[door opening and closing]
749
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,915
[rapid breathing]
750
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,379
[muffled scream]
751
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:43,051
[muffled screams]
752
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:46,638
[heavy breathing]
753
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:47,847
Okay, okay.
754
00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:49,766
Petey, wake up Come on - What?
755
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,449
We gotta go Let's go - What time is it?
756
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,269
What the fuck?
757
00:46:53,353 --> 00:46:54,354
Hey, language.
758
00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:55,730
And we gotta go, all right?
759
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:58,691
There was a thing outside.
760
00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:00,193
It wasn't a thing.
761
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:03,029
It was a woman,
and either way, we gotta split.
762
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:04,405
All right? So come on, let's go.
763
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,199
It's the middle of the night Are you high?
764
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:07,408
No, I wish, Jesus Christ.
765
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,661
No, don't do drugs I mean it.
766
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,246
But come on, let's go Hurry up
767
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:12,413
I'm going to bed.
768
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:15,250
WE GOTTA MAKE LIKE EGGS
AND SCRAMBLE!
769
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:18,211
[car engine rumbling]
770
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:36,729
[Hal] Hey, Petey, uh sorry about that.
771
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,023
It's just that my aunt Ida died,
772
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:41,276
and I gotta deal with a lot of her stuff.
773
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,862
Can I ask you a question?
774
00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:45,280
I'd really rather you didn't.
775
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:48,241
How'd your mum die?
776
00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:53,097
[Hal] Is this for your family tree thing?
777
00:47:53,121 --> 00:47:54,932
Because usually family trees
are about the whos
778
00:47:54,956 --> 00:47:58,918
and the whens, not the whys
and the, you know, how.
779
00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:02,409
Was your aunt the one that
raised you after your mum died?
780
00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:07,051
Uh, yeah [clears throat]
781
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:08,928
Yeah, yeah, she did.
782
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,349
Maybe you could, uh,
783
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,935
take me to your aunt's house with you
784
00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:17,539
I could help you with her stuff and...
785
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:18,938
You're not coming with me, Petey.
786
00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:20,023
Why not?
787
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:21,900
Because it's depressing, all right?
788
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:23,610
We were supposed to go
to a theme park,
789
00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:25,278
not into, you know
790
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,446
[sighs]
791
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,281
Darkness and death
792
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,866
I know about the adoption, Hal.
793
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,581
Oh.
794
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,083
And so you can either just
795
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,045
cut me off and cut this off,
796
00:48:43,046 --> 00:48:44,672
or we can spend
797
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:47,383
the rest of the little time
that we have left together
798
00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:50,511
together.
799
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,018
I wonder which one
Lois would have chosen
800
00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:59,771
[soft music]
801
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:09,614
[Lois humming]
802
00:49:10,782 --> 00:49:13,034
What are you doing
in here all alone, Hal?
803
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,411
Or do I not want to know?
804
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:17,956
Just thinking, I guess.
805
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:19,040
[Lois] Oh, yeah?
806
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,210
- About what?
- [Hal] I don't know.
807
00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:23,836
The future
808
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,546
[drawer opens, closes]
809
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:26,881
You got any advice?
810
00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:30,885
[Lois] Um, well
811
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,262
take care of your teeth.
812
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:36,891
And take care of your gut.
813
00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:39,227
And take life as it comes.
814
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,854
You know, the worst thing
you can do is try to force it.
815
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:46,275
But really, I think
that the most important thing
816
00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:48,569
for you to remember is
817
00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:53,282
try not to kill everybody around you
818
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:54,450
[ominous music]
819
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:57,620
[screaming]
820
00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,580
[gasping, heavy breathing]
821
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:06,587
Petey? Pe.
822
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:11,300
Petey?
823
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:16,472
Petey?
824
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,642
Hey, Petey, buddy?
825
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,169
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
826
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:24,939
Fuck, fuck, fuck
827
00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:27,525
[suspenseful music]
828
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:34,574
[rhythmic banging]
829
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:38,327
[suspenseful music rising]
830
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:43,041
Check it out There's a place in town.
831
00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:44,435
- They do skydiving lessons.
- [door closes]
832
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:45,853
I feel like it's one of those things
833
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:47,920
where you're either
really good at it or you aren't.
834
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:49,440
It only takes one lesson to find out
835
00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:50,882
[nervous chuckle]
836
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:51,966
Hey, funny.
837
00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,135
That's that's funny.
838
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:57,513
Yeah? Well, you're kind of funny too, Hal.
839
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,933
[Petey] Oh, and they do weddings.
840
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,325
Hey, uh, do me a favour, all right?
841
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:19,702
Uh, wait in the car while I deal with this.
842
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,788
What? No way
843
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:23,766
I want to see your old room
like they do in the movies.
844
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:24,832
No, Petey.
845
00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,000
Why not?
846
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:28,669
Just because because I said so.
847
00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:30,880
All right Fine.
848
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,508
Then I have to go number two.
849
00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:36,385
What? Why didn't you go at the motel?
850
00:51:36,469 --> 00:51:38,554
There's a lot you don't know
about me, Hal.
851
00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,056
For instance,
852
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,017
I'm one of those kids
that can only go poo in a house
853
00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:45,019
[sighing] Are you being serious?
854
00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:47,021
[clicks tongue]
855
00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:48,731
It's a tough bet to lose, Hal
856
00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,234
[dramatic tone]
857
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,652
Jesus Christ.
858
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:53,903
Hi.
859
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,447
Hey there Sorry Ah [woman chuckles]
860
00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:58,032
Oh, window won't go down.
861
00:51:58,116 --> 00:51:59,534
Yeah, okay - Hey there.
862
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,619
- How are you?
- Hi! I'm Barbara.
863
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,746
Hi - You must be Hal Shelborn.
864
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:06,082
Your brother Bill Shelborn
said you'd be coming.
865
00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:07,750
Oh, yeah, right, right.
866
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,043
Uh, hi, Barbara Yeah.
867
00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:10,521
[Barbara] That brother Bill of yours
868
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,380
is quite the character, isn't he?
869
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,298
Yeah - Your brother Bill, I mean!
870
00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,843
Yes, yes He's quite the character Yeah.
871
00:52:16,926 --> 00:52:19,178
Yeah Wow, who's this little slugger?
872
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,222
Oh, this is, uh, this is my son, Petey.
873
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,349
Oh, hello there.
874
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:24,600
Oh, no, thanks, Barbara
875
00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:27,395
I'm just a kid
who doesn't buy many houses.
876
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,772
But I also didn't know
that I have an uncle.
877
00:52:29,856 --> 00:52:31,899
So, yeah, thanks for that.
878
00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,360
Um, it's funny, because
I actually asked Hal here
879
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:36,070
if he had any siblings yesterday.
880
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:37,864
But he flat out lied to my face.
881
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,323
Well - But it's cool.
882
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:41,367
He's only going to be my dad for, like,
883
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:42,827
a few more days anyway,
884
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,663
'cause he's being swapped out
for a leading expert.
885
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:48,666
Yeah - Okay
886
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:49,750
[nervous chuckle]
887
00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:52,253
Well - So no card Okay.
888
00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:53,776
No card, yeah - Let's see the house.
889
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,675
Were you and your aunt very close?
890
00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,010
Uh, sure Very.
891
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,511
Is this all her stuff?
892
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,346
I felt like she had more stuff.
893
00:53:02,430 --> 00:53:04,557
[Barbara] Oh, well,
we did have that estate sale
894
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,309
the day after she died.
895
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,311
We had a great turnout, too.
896
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,646
We must have made over $100, ha!
897
00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:11,814
Right.
898
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:12,899
[Barbara] Okay.
899
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:17,278
Now, let's see,
that would have been on Sunday,
900
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:19,030
because ever since Monday,
901
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,783
things have been
a bit, uh, messy around here.
902
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,203
Yeah Your aunt, of course, was Monday
903
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,579
[screaming]
904
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,039
[Barbara] And then, oh Lord,
905
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,957
first thing Tuesday,
it was Mitch McDonald
906
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:31,792
[crunching]
907
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,044
[dramatic music]
908
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:40,259
[Barbara] And then Wednesday
was Burt Burgerson
909
00:53:40,343 --> 00:53:43,054
[screaming]
910
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,056
[steam hiss]
911
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,182
[body thud]
912
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,017
[Barbara] And then Nancy Risoli
913
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:52,438
[snake hissing]
- [inaudible screaming]
914
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:58,277
But there aren't any cobras
in Maine, I mean, are there?
915
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,739
Well, there was the one.
916
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,824
[Barbara chuckles]
917
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,284
No, every day since Monday,
918
00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:08,204
at least one Casco local has just poof!
919
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,375
Sometimes two or three or four
920
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:16,003
or even five Casco locals have just poof.
921
00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:17,838
- Right OK.
- [Barbara] And poof and poof!
922
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,007
Great, yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
923
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:22,760
Could we look at the other
closet? It's this way, I think.
924
00:54:23,678 --> 00:54:25,429
Absolutely, follow me.
925
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:26,514
Poof! [Chuckles]
926
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,933
[muffled music playing in earbuds]
927
00:54:40,236 --> 00:54:42,154
You're fucking twins?
928
00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:45,574
You know, my mother used to always say
929
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,493
whenever there was a plane crash
930
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:49,787
or a school bus going off into the river
931
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,456
and mass fatalities or what have you.
932
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,958
She used to always say,
933
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,836
"Looks like God's bowling strikes tonight"
934
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:57,962
[both laughing]
935
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:02,300
Oh, that's odd
936
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,010
I don't remember locking this.
937
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:05,533
Hey, you wouldn't happen to remember
938
00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:10,057
if my aunt had a wind-up
toy monkey at the yard sale?
939
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:12,476
Oh, no, I don't think so.
940
00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:16,856
Oh, not a cherished
childhood memory, now, was it?
941
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,567
Oh, a first little furry friend
942
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,319
filled with whimsy and wonder?
943
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,696
No, it's no big deal Thanks.
944
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,114
Okay.
945
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,657
[Barbara chuckling]
946
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,911
[Barbara] Nope, not that one [chuckles]
947
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,538
[ominous music]
948
00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,582
[Hal] How are we doing with that key?
949
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:38,085
[Barbara] Oh Don't you worry
your pretty little head.
950
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,546
Oh mercy, did I say that out loud?
951
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:41,797
[laughing]
952
00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:42,923
Watch out!
953
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:45,343
You are pretty, though
954
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:47,928
[faint circus music]
955
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,315
[circus music continues]
956
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:02,485
- [Barbara] Oh!
- You know what?
957
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:03,837
- I think we should go down.
- It looks like I did
958
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,197
my own little process of elimination!
959
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,658
- [gun cocks]
- No, no, no!
960
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:12,995
[faint thud]
961
00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:21,921
[Petey] Everything okay up there?
962
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,508
[heavy breathing]
963
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,721
Yeah, everything's fine
964
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:39,105
[ominous music]
965
00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:40,481
[Hal] Oh, fuck
966
00:56:43,818 --> 00:56:47,446
[overlapping chatter]
967
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:54,888
[Police officer] And you were
just standing there,
968
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,232
hands to yourself, is that right?
969
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,873
Yeah, that's right.
970
00:56:57,957 --> 00:57:00,376
And you knew there was a gun
in the house, or not so much?
971
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,627
Uh, no.
972
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:04,964
[Police officer] Okay.
973
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,146
I'm gonna have to ask
you don't leave town
974
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,654
until we can figure a few things out.
975
00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:09,969
What? No, no, no, officer
976
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,530
I promised my son
that I was gonna take him
977
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:13,222
to Horror Heaven - Actually, officer,
978
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,433
we moved off going to Horror Heaven.
979
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,059
This is obviously far more important.
980
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,103
Smart kid - Hmm.
981
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,105
Find a motel
982
00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:24,483
I'd say stay here, but it's
a goddamn mess in there
983
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,485
I mean, have you actually
been up there?
984
00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:27,820
It's like that restaurant.
985
00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:29,655
Spaghetti City.
986
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:35,411
[Hal] Hey, bud, you wanna go
wait in the car?
987
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:39,248
Yeah, that's your favourite thing
for me to do anyway, isn't it?
988
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,083
Just stay away
989
00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:45,254
[woman] They're bringing the body out!
990
00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:47,089
[cheering]
991
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:57,808
[crowd] Let's go, Casco!
Let's go, Casco! Let's go!
992
00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:11,155
[phone ringing]
993
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,701
[phone ringing]
994
00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:20,247
[phone ringing]
995
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:23,667
[phone ringing]
996
00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:26,629
Hello?
997
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:29,465
[Bill] Hal Shelborn, please,
if he's available.
998
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,342
- Bill?
- Thank goodness.
999
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,094
And Petey? Is he available, too?
1000
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,096
Yeah, look, we're fine, but, um.
1001
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,432
The monkey's not here.
1002
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:40,726
Aunt Ida had a goddamn
yard sale, so it could've been,
1003
00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,895
but now it could be
anywhere with anyone.
1004
00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:45,272
[Bill] Well, that's not good That's bad.
1005
00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:47,358
Yeah, there's all kinds of shit
happening in town,
1006
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,318
people dying in not normal ways.
1007
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,695
Police told me I can't leave.
1008
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,656
[Bill] Go to the motel Await my signal.
1009
00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,407
Await your fucking signal?!
1010
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:56,909
[sighs]
1011
00:58:58,244 --> 00:58:59,537
Wait, Bill, where are you?
1012
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,665
Bill, are you living in town?
1013
00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,625
[beeping dial tone]
1014
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,961
[sighs]
1015
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,139
[mysterious music]
1016
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:20,724
[muttering] Stupid.
1017
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:31,068
[Hal] Shelborn, Shelborn Argh Nope.
1018
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:46,625
"Mrs Monkey"?
1019
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,337
[picks up phone]
1020
00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:52,256
[phone ringing]
1021
00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:55,050
[answering machine beeping]
1022
00:59:55,593 --> 00:59:56,594
[Bill] Hello.
1023
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:58,721
If this is in regards to my ad,
1024
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,306
I'm happy to report that my quest
1025
01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:03,309
for finding my beloved toy
monkey is over.
1026
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:06,312
Thank you for calling
and be safe out there
1027
01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:07,438
[beep]
1028
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,564
[key winding clicks]
1029
01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:12,234
[dramatic music]
1030
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:13,678
- [key winding clicks]
- [drumbeat]
1031
01:00:16,739 --> 01:00:17,948
[key winding clicks]
1032
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:32,046
[tense music rising]
1033
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,391
[Bill] At the very moment
you slipped from my fingers,
1034
01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:45,893
[chain rattling]
1035
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,854
I suddenly knew the terrible
truth about everything.
1036
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,732
That my dumb shit brother
1037
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:53,776
had turned your key and killed my mum
1038
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:58,572
[dramatic music]
1039
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:05,746
[Bill] So I went back to get you
as soon as I could.
1040
01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:08,999
But you were gone.
1041
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:13,545
Leaving behind a sign
for me and only me.
1042
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,674
That one day, you'd be back.
1043
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:20,052
And so I waited.
1044
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,848
And for the longest time,
1045
01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:27,351
there was nothing.
1046
01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:33,357
A hundred percent, pure,
medical-grade nothingness.
1047
01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:41,448
But then
1048
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,914
there you were.
1049
01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:56,672
[heavy breathing]
1050
01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:08,142
[dark rock music]
1051
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:12,062
[Bill] Suddenly, everywhere
I looked, you were there
1052
01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:13,939
[whirring] Oh, fuck!
1053
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:19,361
As constant as the sun,
the moon, and the stars.
1054
01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:22,239
As if you had always been
looking down on me
1055
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,116
[whirring]
1056
01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:27,619
Letting me know what I had
always wanted to be true.
1057
01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:32,124
That you'd come back
to help me seek my revenge.
1058
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:39,006
I returned to the places
where I thought you might be.
1059
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:43,135
Foolishly believing that I could
make you appear again.
1060
01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:44,470
Fuck.
1061
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,972
That it was I who might find you again.
1062
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:52,603
So I made myself ready for your return.
1063
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:58,942
Reworking my old childhood funeral suit
1064
01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,569
in anticipation of
1065
01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:03,071
more funerals.
1066
01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:06,325
And so that I might once again
1067
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:09,036
bear witness to your terrible glory.
1068
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,329
Fuck!
1069
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:16,835
So I looked, and behold, a pale horse,
1070
01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:20,798
and his name that sat on him was Death.
1071
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,591
Mrs Monkey.
1072
01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:25,719
And now, here we are.
1073
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:27,930
Together at last.
1074
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:32,351
With only one thing left to do
1075
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,354
[dark rock music]
1076
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:36,897
In your infinite wisdom,
1077
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,943
I trust your flaming sword
of righteousness
1078
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:44,029
will cut the foul air
1079
01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:47,533
and smite the right person.
1080
01:03:48,784 --> 01:03:51,703
And I know you know exactly
who I'm talking about
1081
01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:53,747
[key winding clicks]
1082
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:56,625
[muzak]
1083
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,418
[beeping]
1084
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,922
[whirring]
1085
01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:03,465
[cl I c k]
1086
01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:06,593
[thud]
1087
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:08,387
[sighs]
1088
01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:10,138
Shit, man, that sucks
1089
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,434
[dramatic tone]
- [strangled gulp]
1090
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,813
Shit, man, that sucks! Ah!
1091
01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:21,400
[doorbell buzzing]
1092
01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:23,652
[Bill] What?
1093
01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,029
[Thrasher] Um, uh, it's Ricky
1094
01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:27,823
[Bill] What is it? I'm extremely busy.
1095
01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:29,741
[Thrasher] Okay, yeah, so
1096
01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:32,244
I hope this isn't weird,
but I was wondering,
1097
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,913
you know, if maybe I could
give you your 15 bucks back
1098
01:04:34,997 --> 01:04:36,999
and instead I could just keep
the toy monkey thing.
1099
01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:39,376
It's not a toy, don't ever call it that.
1100
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:42,212
[Thrasher] Right, yeah, no,
I thought the same thing too.
1101
01:04:42,296 --> 01:04:44,381
It just sort of makes me think
about my dad,
1102
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,966
which I know is kind of a weird thing
1103
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,218
for, like, a guy to say, like, to another guy.
1104
01:04:48,302 --> 01:04:50,178
[chuckles]
1105
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:56,393
Does it hurt very much
when you think, Ricky?
1106
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:02,274
- Well...
- [Bill] "Uh Well, well..."
1107
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:07,487
Did you know that 27%
of all English-speaking people
1108
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:11,533
will either say, "oh, shit"
or "holy shit" before they die?
1109
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,744
Now it's funny, because death
1110
01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:16,204
is the one big thing
that'll happen to all of us,
1111
01:05:16,288 --> 01:05:21,251
and yet we still can't help
but be somehow surprised by it.
1112
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:25,923
Right on, man.
1113
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:28,508
So anyway,
1114
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,469
I saw your brother.
1115
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:32,012
He looks like you.
1116
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,097
With that's, like, uh
1117
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:36,159
that's, like, your nephew then, huh?
1118
01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:40,270
[tense music]
1119
01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:43,607
[Bill] What if Petey turned the key?
1120
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,861
So so, can I have it back?
1121
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:50,697
[Bill] Never I employed you
to find the monkey,
1122
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,282
not to fall in love with it.
1123
01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:53,450
Now fuck off.
1124
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,160
- [doorbell buzzes]
- [surprised gasp]
1125
01:05:57,871 --> 01:05:59,915
[grunting]
1126
01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:01,166
Fuck you
1127
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:03,669
[dramatic music]
1128
01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:10,384
[instrumental rock music]
1129
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,136
Hey, Ma, are you home
or are you at the factory?
1130
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:24,648
Lousy deadbeat.
1131
01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:35,993
Yo, Beauchamps!
1132
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,869
You got any extra bullets?
1133
01:06:37,953 --> 01:06:40,288
[TV show playing faintly]
1134
01:06:40,372 --> 01:06:41,415
What calibre?
1135
01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:51,216
Hey, you still got
some of Barbara's blood on you.
1136
01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:55,095
Yeah.
1137
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,057
Accidents happen.
1138
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:03,937
Can I ask you a question?
1139
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,231
Ha ha.
1140
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,482
Uh, nope.
1141
01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:12,612
You ever killed a man?
1142
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:16,450
I [clears throat]
1143
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:21,329
Jesus.
1144
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,498
Does Mum know?
1145
01:07:23,582 --> 01:07:26,084
No, I haven't killed anybody.
1146
01:07:26,168 --> 01:07:28,253
Of course I haven't killed anybody.
1147
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:32,424
Look, when we get back to the
motel, I'm gonna call your mum
1148
01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,551
and I'm gonna tell her what happened.
1149
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,138
She'll think I'm not safe to be around and
1150
01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:40,098
she'll be right.
1151
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,517
So Ted will just adopt me and
1152
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,603
you'll never have to see me again?
1153
01:07:46,021 --> 01:07:47,230
[sighs deeply]
1154
01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:49,191
You're better off with Ted, all right?
1155
01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:56,198
Fuck you, man
1156
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,664
[keys jingling]
1157
01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:05,874
Hey, Petey
1158
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,375
[door slamming and locking]
1159
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:11,797
Well, I'm here if you need me.
1160
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,427
[Hal] You just do your thing
in the bathroom, okay?
1161
01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:20,180
And if you wanna have a talk,
1162
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,224
we can have a proper talk,
all right, buddy?
1163
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:28,563
[tense music]
1164
01:08:28,647 --> 01:08:30,148
[phone ringing]
1165
01:08:30,232 --> 01:08:31,900
[heavy breathing]
1166
01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,153
Yes?
1167
01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:37,447
[Hal] It's me. You have it, don't you?
1168
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:38,740
I don't know, maybe.
1169
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,325
[Hal] Come on, Bill, Mrs Monkey?
1170
01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:41,827
I know you are, but what am I?
1171
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,370
[Hal] Stop turning the key!
1172
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:46,414
Its arms aren't fucking
long enough or articulate enough
1173
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,917
to reach back there itself,
so somebody has to.
1174
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:51,628
And also, no.
1175
01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,839
[Hal] Jesus fucking Christ, Bill,
1176
01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:55,340
these are innocent people.
1177
01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:58,051
Look, I I don't care about me.
1178
01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:01,721
All that matters is that Petey
is safe, so stop turning it.
1179
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,431
If you want me to stop turning the key,
1180
01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,600
bring Petey to me
so he can turn it instead.
1181
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,435
What? No Why?
1182
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:09,688
[Bill] The person who turns
the key never dies.
1183
01:09:10,522 --> 01:09:12,667
You've known that since
we were kids, haven't you, Hal?
1184
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:13,692
[Hal] What?
1185
01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:15,610
What are you talking about?
1186
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:18,530
Where are you, Bill?
1187
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,053
[Bill] If you want Petey to be safe,
1188
01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:22,617
all Petey has to do is turn the key
1189
01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:26,746
and keep turning the key
forever and ever and ever,
1190
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,832
and Petey will never die.
1191
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:30,667
[Hal] Listen to me, Bill, all right?
1192
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,086
Let me get Petey out of here,
then we'll talk, all right?
1193
01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,088
We'll figure out what we're gonna do.
1194
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:38,049
[Bill] Either I keep turning
the key or Petey turns the key.
1195
01:09:38,967 --> 01:09:40,969
Call me back when you made
your decision.
1196
01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:42,387
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1197
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,630
- Bill, Bi...
- [beeping tone]
1198
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,806
Fuck!
1199
01:09:44,890 --> 01:09:48,476
[hard breathing]
1200
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,231
[Hal] Hey, Petey? Petey?
1201
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,400
[knocking on door]
1202
01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:56,484
Hey, Petey?
1203
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,778
Hey, buddy, we gotta go, all right?
1204
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,822
I gotta take you back to your mum's
1205
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:03,909
Petey, open the door! Come on!
1206
01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:06,411
[tense music rising]
1207
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:07,495
Petey!
1208
01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:10,207
Petey, open the door!
1209
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,376
Come on, we gotta go right now!
1210
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,547
Jesus Christ [toilet flushing]
1211
01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:18,840
Don't have a heart attack.
1212
01:10:20,467 --> 01:10:23,136
Or do, you know?
You want out of my life so bad,
1213
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:24,638
it might just be a nice shortcut
1214
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,616
Petey, what the fuck?
Why didn't you answer the door?
1215
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,409
Why do you care?
Why would you even have a kid
1216
01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:30,494
if all you're gonna do is just
keep yourself away from me?
1217
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:32,163
I didn't exactly know
what I was doing, all right?
1218
01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:34,314
I was just a stupid, dumb kid.
1219
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,750
So I was an accident?
Is that what you're saying?
1220
01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:38,068
Everything is an accident, yes.
1221
01:10:41,613 --> 01:10:43,114
Wow, nice one.
1222
01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:46,117
Great to hear.
1223
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:53,833
I That's not what I
1224
01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:00,465
[sad music]
1225
01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,592
Yes, it was an accident, Petey.
1226
01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:07,764
But you are not a mistake.
1227
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,354
I'm so glad you're here with me.
1228
01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:17,607
You're very precious to me.
1229
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,612
But that's why I stay away, because I.
1230
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:25,782
I come with all sorts of weird baggage,
1231
01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,551
and I don't want you
to have to deal with that.
1232
01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:28,952
- Like what?
- [Hal] Like.
1233
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,621
Bad stuff, Petey, like
1234
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,374
like evil stuff.
1235
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,295
Stuff I got from my dad, and I
don't want to pass it on to you.
1236
01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,005
What are you talking about? Like what?
1237
01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:41,131
Like
1238
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,008
[loud banging on motel door]
1239
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:48,388
Hold on.
1240
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:52,142
Open up, it's the motherfucking police!
1241
01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:56,146
- [loud banging]
- All right, all right
1242
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,230
[gun cocks]
1243
01:11:57,314 --> 01:11:59,441
Shut up! Shut up and hands up!
1244
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:01,526
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just relax, all right?
1245
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,129
- [Thrasher] Sh, sh!
- Just relax, relax.
1246
01:12:03,153 --> 01:12:04,821
Get the keys - [Hal] What?
1247
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,132
- [Thrasher] COME ON!
- Okay, okay!
1248
01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:07,991
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1249
01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:09,784
All right, all right
1250
01:12:09,868 --> 01:12:12,078
[heavy breathing]
1251
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:14,664
We're gonna go for a little drive, okay?
1252
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:17,625
Okay, all right
1253
01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:19,878
[ominous music]
1254
01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:35,727
[car engine rumbling]
1255
01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:42,543
[Thrasher] All right, stop here
1256
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,777
[keys jingling]
1257
01:12:45,779 --> 01:12:46,863
Where are we?
1258
01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,032
Huh?
1259
01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:50,241
[Hal] Where are we?
1260
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,535
That's your brother's house!
1261
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:54,204
Or his fortress.
1262
01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:56,873
Don't pretend like
you don't know where we are!
1263
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,208
I don't know, all right?
1264
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:00,543
We're, you know, we're estranged.
1265
01:13:00,627 --> 01:13:03,254
Ah, shit, man, that sucks - [Hal] Thanks.
1266
01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:05,215
- [Thrasher] Shut up!
- Okay.
1267
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:07,884
[Thrasher] You, you go inside,
1268
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,595
you make nice with your uncle,
you get me the monkey.
1269
01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:12,639
- And you bring it out, okay?
- What monkey?
1270
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:17,394
It's It's got a little red vest,
1271
01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,270
and it holds a drum, and I need it.
1272
01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:21,314
Why does this guy know
about a monkey and I don't?
1273
01:13:21,398 --> 01:13:23,209
He doesn't know about it
and he's not going in there.
1274
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,234
It's a toy monkey?
1275
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:26,277
[Hal] Don't call it that, all right?
1276
01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,612
It's not It's.
1277
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:28,696
It's evil.
1278
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:30,824
It's basically the devil, all right?
1279
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,158
It's a toy monkey
1280
01:13:32,242 --> 01:13:34,369
I was gonna tell you
when you were older, okay?
1281
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:36,830
You've been a goddamn deadbeat
dad because of a toy monkey?
1282
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,331
What the fuck?
1283
01:13:38,415 --> 01:13:40,495
Hey, language, and yes,
but that's why we have to get
1284
01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:42,142
as far away from this place as possible.
1285
01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:44,546
Seriously, kid, you gotta hope
you get that goddamn monkey,
1286
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,047
because I'm gonna shoot this guy.
1287
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:48,633
All right, just let me go in there with him.
1288
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:49,884
Please - No!
1289
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,471
[Thrasher] There is a doggy door
around back,
1290
01:13:53,555 --> 01:13:55,807
and your kid better hope
that he's scrawny enough to fit.
1291
01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:58,351
You don't call the cops or do anything.
1292
01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:00,270
You get in there, you get me the monkey,
1293
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:03,148
or I swear I'm gonna shoot
you both, like, a lot of times.
1294
01:14:03,231 --> 01:14:04,524
He's not going in there.
1295
01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:06,693
- [Thrasher] Shut up!
- All right.
1296
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:07,777
Go.
1297
01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:10,238
Hal
1298
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,115
this is some fucked up shit.
1299
01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:13,700
I know.
1300
01:14:16,161 --> 01:14:17,537
So whatever you do,
1301
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,539
don't turn the key in the monkey's back
1302
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:22,917
[sombre music]
1303
01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:24,377
[Petey] Okay, okay!
1304
01:14:25,253 --> 01:14:27,422
[car door opening, beeping]
1305
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:31,509
[tense music]
1306
01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:48,193
Fuck
1307
01:15:16,638 --> 01:15:17,639
[loud bang]
1308
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:21,184
[ominous music]
1309
01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:25,188
Fuck.
1310
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:43,748
[Petey] Huh.
1311
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,460
Kinda cool I guess
1312
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:53,508
[wire twangs]
1313
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,647
[loud thud]
1314
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:11,401
[tense music]
1315
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:18,908
You're not really a cop, are you?
1316
01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:21,786
Shut up! Of course not.
1317
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:23,871
I hate cops.
1318
01:16:24,706 --> 01:16:26,040
My dad was a cop.
1319
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,252
Still is, for all I know.
1320
01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:31,843
You know, my mum said
he was out chasing pussy,
1321
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:33,899
but I'm all like, there's pussy
here in town, you know?
1322
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,483
Yeah, I know - [Thrasher] But whatever.
1323
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,759
He left.
1324
01:16:37,385 --> 01:16:38,678
And that's why I hate cops.
1325
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,406
But also they're cops, you know?
1326
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:42,140
Which is the best reason to hate cops.
1327
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:43,308
What the fuck?
1328
01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:45,310
[hornets buzzing]
1329
01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:47,562
Uh.
1330
01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,484
What the hell is that doing there?
1331
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,696
Hit it with your brights.
1332
01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,657
Hit it with my brights, okay
1333
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:01,492
[dramatic tone]
1334
01:17:01,576 --> 01:17:03,453
Oh, gross! Shut it off!
1335
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:04,829
- Okay!
- [Thrasher] Shut it off!
1336
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,331
I'm shutting it off Jesus!
1337
01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:08,058
[Bill] In your infinite wisdom,
1338
01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:09,762
I trust your flaming sword
of righteousness
1339
01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:14,547
will cut the foul air
and strike the right person
1340
01:17:14,631 --> 01:17:17,759
and only the right person.
1341
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,052
Uncle Bill?
1342
01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:22,847
Petey.
1343
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,391
What a nice surprise.
1344
01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:28,394
- You okay?
- [Bill] Who, me?
1345
01:17:29,187 --> 01:17:30,188
[Petey] Yeah.
1346
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:31,981
You.
1347
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:35,902
It's been a long time
since anyone's asked me that.
1348
01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:39,197
Now that you mention it.
1349
01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:41,824
No.
1350
01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,369
I'm not okay
1351
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:47,997
[eerie music]
1352
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,293
This was my favourite toy from childhood.
1353
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,964
It's supposed to play the drums,
but I think it's stuck.
1354
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,760
Could you fix it for me?
1355
01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:07,183
It was your grandfather's, you know.
1356
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,977
He brought it home from one of his trips.
1357
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:11,938
He was a pilot.
1358
01:18:12,814 --> 01:18:14,023
He was a Petey too.
1359
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,068
Did you know that?
1360
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:20,238
- Hal never tells me anything.
- No, of course, he doesn't.
1361
01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,199
[Petey] So this is it then, huh?
1362
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,576
The thing that messed everyone up?
1363
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:27,412
How could it?
1364
01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:30,331
It's just a toy.
1365
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,876
Why don't you try turning it, hmm?
1366
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,148
Probably just needs a different touch.
1367
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,174
There.
1368
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,594
Turning the key is just simply something
1369
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:46,806
the Shelborn men have been doing
for generations.
1370
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,684
It's a A tradition, if you will.
1371
01:18:51,936 --> 01:18:55,773
But if it's not for you, then it's not for you.
1372
01:18:58,609 --> 01:18:59,861
[Petey] What does it do?
1373
01:19:01,112 --> 01:19:02,280
Turn the key.
1374
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:04,824
See what happens
1375
01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:13,875
[tense music]
1376
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:19,464
[key winding clicks]
1377
01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,051
[whirring]
1378
01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:32,018
[rapid whirring]
1379
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,228
[arm clicks]
1380
01:19:34,312 --> 01:19:38,566
[drumstick whirring]
1381
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,987
[hornets buzzing]
1382
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,615
[branch creaking]
1383
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:49,410
[branch creaking]
1384
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,250
You want me to back up?
1385
01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:57,960
No! Don't fucking move.
1386
01:19:58,044 --> 01:19:59,295
Hey, okay Okay.
1387
01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:01,130
Is it working?
1388
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,639
Man, this stupid cop hat!
1389
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:11,390
It's crazy itchy.
1390
01:20:12,183 --> 01:20:13,351
What?
1391
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,685
[circus music and drumming]
1392
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:15,812
[gunshot]
1393
01:20:15,895 --> 01:20:17,396
Jesus fucking Christ!
1394
01:20:17,897 --> 01:20:19,857
[panicked breathing]
1395
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,126
Let's be careful with that pistol, huh?
1396
01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:23,319
[nervous chuckle]
1397
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:24,403
Yeah.
1398
01:20:25,196 --> 01:20:26,614
Totally - Yeah Right.
1399
01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:27,698
Fuck
1400
01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:29,325
[distant circus music]
1401
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,913
[circus music and drumming]
1402
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,044
[faint circus music]
1403
01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:42,755
[Thrasher breathing hard]
1404
01:20:46,926 --> 01:20:48,219
[circus music and drumming stop]
1405
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:53,057
Uh
1406
01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:02,066
[ominous music rising]
1407
01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:04,902
Holy shit!
1408
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:06,946
- [drumbeat]
- [loud buzzing]
1409
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:09,240
- [Thrasher] Shit! Shit!
- Oh!
1410
01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:10,324
[strangled gasps]
1411
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,827
Jesus Christ! Fuck!
1412
01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:14,579
Fuck! Jesus!
1413
01:21:15,872 --> 01:21:17,290
- [gunshots]
- FUCK!
1414
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,293
[muffled gasp]
1415
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:24,547
[heavy breathing]
1416
01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:25,631
Fuck!
1417
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:29,468
[hornets buzzing]
1418
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:30,636
[dramatic tone]
1419
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,430
[gasps]
1420
01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:33,639
What the fuck?!
1421
01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:36,058
[buzzing]
1422
01:21:36,142 --> 01:21:38,561
[car door beeping]
1423
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:39,854
Fuck
1424
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,732
[car door slams]
1425
01:21:43,316 --> 01:21:44,650
[jawbone cracks]
1426
01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:46,027
[Hal] PETEY, WHERE ARE YOU?!
1427
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:47,403
- Dad!
- Petey!
1428
01:21:47,987 --> 01:21:48,988
Turn it again.
1429
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:50,448
Turn the goddamn key right now!
1430
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:51,532
[Petey] What? No!
1431
01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:54,327
Then give me the fucking monkey!
[grunts]
1432
01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,079
That's it!
1433
01:21:57,163 --> 01:21:58,831
I'm not asking nicely anymore.
1434
01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:00,583
Do it Kill him.
1435
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:03,294
Kill my dumb shit brother, and do it now!
1436
01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:05,045
[whirring]
1437
01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:07,715
God damn you!
1438
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:10,217
Strike the goddamn drum!
1439
01:22:10,301 --> 01:22:12,470
God-fucking
1440
01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:14,013
I command you!
1441
01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:15,806
[dramatic music]
1442
01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:16,891
Fuck.
1443
01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:25,650
God Will you, please?
1444
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:27,026
[grunting]
1445
01:22:27,652 --> 01:22:29,236
Goddamn it!
1446
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,321
[heavy breathing]
1447
01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:31,781
God.
1448
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,783
How are you so goddamn strong?
1449
01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:35,576
[music rising]
1450
01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:36,744
- [drumbeat]
- [Bill yelps]
1451
01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:39,246
[groaning]
1452
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,500
[grunting]
1453
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:44,377
Hey!
1454
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:46,003
Huh? Petey!
1455
01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:47,338
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1456
01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,798
Ah, thank God Come on
1457
01:22:50,675 --> 01:22:52,718
[whirring]
- [Bill] God damn it!
1458
01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:57,348
[heavy breathing]
1459
01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,436
[ominous music]
1460
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:12,905
[weird slow drumming]
1461
01:23:15,783 --> 01:23:18,244
[drumming speeding up]
1462
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:27,753
[ominous music rising]
1463
01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:30,962
[music and drumming stops]
1464
01:23:31,007 --> 01:23:32,049
[heavy breathing]
1465
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:34,885
What did I do wrong?
1466
01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:38,556
[distant rumbling]
1467
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:43,769
[distant screams]
1468
01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:45,563
- [explosion]
- What is that?
1469
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:49,608
[groaning]
1470
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,611
[plane crashing]
1471
01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:00,995
[distant screams]
1472
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:07,043
- [drum beat]
- [dramatic tone]
1473
01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:08,836
Jesus Christ!
1474
01:24:09,587 --> 01:24:10,379
[drumbeat]
1475
01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:11,172
[body squelching]
1476
01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:12,631
Ah! God!
1477
01:24:18,179 --> 01:24:20,306
[scared breathing]
1478
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,641
What the.
1479
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,143
Bill.
1480
01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:29,815
[Hal] Fuck The drumstick's still up, Petey.
1481
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:30,900
Hello, dumb shit.
1482
01:24:32,068 --> 01:24:34,268
That's all you can say at a time
like this, you fucker?!
1483
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,571
Dumb shit's what you are.
1484
01:24:36,322 --> 01:24:38,157
Fuck You fuck!
1485
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,408
[Bill grunts]
1486
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:43,079
[both breathing heavily]
1487
01:24:44,622 --> 01:24:45,956
[Hal] Jesus Christ, Bill.
1488
01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:50,252
You were really trying
to kill me, weren't you?
1489
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:52,880
Of course I was.
1490
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,924
That's what all this carnage
was for, huh?
1491
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:56,258
You could've killed Petey!
1492
01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:57,742
You could've killed my fucking son!
1493
01:24:57,802 --> 01:24:59,136
For what? Why?
1494
01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:02,723
'Cause you killed my mum
1495
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,478
[sombre music]
1496
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,360
And I know you wanted to kill me.
1497
01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:19,031
But the goddamn thing doesn't
take requests, obviously
1498
01:25:22,368 --> 01:25:23,369
[grunts]
1499
01:25:24,245 --> 01:25:27,414
I've been turning the key
with you in mind for days.
1500
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:29,166
Nothing
1501
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:33,587
[sniffles]
1502
01:25:38,676 --> 01:25:39,802
Listen, Bill.
1503
01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:44,265
It's not my fault.
1504
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:48,853
It wasn't anybody's fault.
1505
01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:53,190
None of us deserved
what happened to us.
1506
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,403
[Hal] We just happened to be
there when it did.
1507
01:25:59,113 --> 01:26:00,114
Mummy?
1508
01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:06,203
I'm sorry, Bill
1509
01:26:06,287 --> 01:26:09,039
[soft, sorrowful music]
1510
01:26:09,123 --> 01:26:11,208
But I guess I gotta go now.
1511
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,795
[Hal] Everybody dies, and that's life.
1512
01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:20,801
I'm sorry your mum died.
1513
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,763
It fucking sucks.
1514
01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,184
I know how you feel.
1515
01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:32,479
She was my mum, too.
1516
01:26:36,609 --> 01:26:37,735
Oh, yeah
1517
01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:40,196
[sad chuckle]
1518
01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:41,488
I guess she was.
1519
01:26:43,908 --> 01:26:45,576
Never thought about it like that.
1520
01:26:48,078 --> 01:26:49,955
[Bill] Innocent mistake, I guess.
1521
01:26:50,039 --> 01:26:51,081
Sure.
1522
01:26:51,749 --> 01:26:53,167
Makes sense, though, you know.
1523
01:26:54,668 --> 01:26:56,170
We're brothers.
1524
01:26:57,755 --> 01:26:58,797
[Bill] Twins.
1525
01:26:58,881 --> 01:26:59,882
Right.
1526
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,347
I'm sorry.
1527
01:27:10,059 --> 01:27:12,228
I wish we could have been there
for each other
1528
01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:13,437
when we were kids.
1529
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:16,732
But we're here now.
1530
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,070
What do you say, Bill?
1531
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,365
Brothers again?
1532
01:27:25,532 --> 01:27:28,369
[emotional music rising]
1533
01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:30,996
Sure
1534
01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:33,832
[teasing exclamation]
1535
01:27:37,795 --> 01:27:38,879
Nah
1536
01:27:38,963 --> 01:27:40,923
[emotional music]
1537
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,135
[Bill chuckles]
1538
01:27:47,388 --> 01:27:48,430
I'm sorry
1539
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:53,811
[emotional music]
1540
01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:01,735
So what, you two are on some
kind of road trip or something?
1541
01:28:02,403 --> 01:28:03,529
Yeah.
1542
01:28:04,405 --> 01:28:05,406
A kind of
1543
01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,950
father-son road trip, right?
1544
01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:10,577
Cool.
1545
01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:12,955
I would like to have done that
1546
01:28:14,456 --> 01:28:15,874
with somebody at least once.
1547
01:28:16,542 --> 01:28:17,751
So come with us
1548
01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:21,755
[emotional music rising]
1549
01:28:21,839 --> 01:28:22,840
[drum beat]
1550
01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,508
[creaking]
1551
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:27,469
[mechanical whirring]
1552
01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:30,889
Jesus!
1553
01:28:35,311 --> 01:28:38,105
[blood sputtering]
1554
01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:40,357
[church organ]
1555
01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:43,027
[heavy breathing]
1556
01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:45,738
Fuck
1557
01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,367
[slow squelching]
1558
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:56,165
[distant croaking]
1559
01:28:57,207 --> 01:28:58,876
[birds chirping]
1560
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,171
[ashes sizzling softly]
1561
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,016
So Uncle Bill pretty much
1562
01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:16,268
wiped out half the town
where you grew up, huh?
1563
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:19,521
Yeah
1564
01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:22,149
[car alarm wailing]
1565
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,903
[Petey] I mean, I get that everybody dies,
1566
01:29:25,986 --> 01:29:27,613
and that's life, but
1567
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,531
it's just, like, everybody dies,
1568
01:29:29,615 --> 01:29:31,200
you know, at the same time
1569
01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:35,245
[woman shrieking]
1570
01:29:37,790 --> 01:29:38,791
So, uh
1571
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,543
what do you want to do now?
1572
01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:46,799
I guess we gotta figure out what
we're gonna do with the monkey.
1573
01:29:49,134 --> 01:29:50,427
We keep it close.
1574
01:29:51,845 --> 01:29:53,555
We accept that it's ours
1575
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:56,392
and we hold on tight
1576
01:29:56,475 --> 01:29:58,560
[ominous music]
1577
01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:06,860
[hooves clicking]
1578
01:30:16,203 --> 01:30:17,955
[horse huffing softly]
1579
01:30:28,549 --> 01:30:30,134
[hooves clicking]
1580
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:45,357
[small chuckle]
1581
01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,644
Hey, I just got an idea
of what we should do right now.
1582
01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:54,032
Let's go dancing.
1583
01:30:55,534 --> 01:30:56,994
- Dancing?
- [Hal] Yeah
1584
01:30:57,077 --> 01:30:59,121
[small chuckle] Like, with our bodies?
1585
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,404
Where did that shit come from?
1586
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,668
It comes from your grandmother.
1587
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:07,421
From Lois
1588
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:10,174
[soft, sorrowful music]
1589
01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:14,928
[Petey] Cool.
1590
01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,432
Yeah, it is cool
1591
01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:22,019
[sighs]
1592
01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,022
[distant cheering]
1593
01:31:32,613 --> 01:31:34,948
[cheering]
1594
01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:37,743
[horn honking]
1595
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:39,953
[squelching]
1596
01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:45,042
["Twistin' the Night Away" by Sam Cooke]
1597
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:51,048
♪ Let me tell you 'bout a place ♪
1598
01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:53,967
♪ Somewhere up-a New York way ♪
1599
01:31:54,051 --> 01:31:56,970
♪ Where the people are so gay ♪
1600
01:31:57,054 --> 01:32:00,015
♪ Twistin' the night away ♪
1601
01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:03,060
♪ Here they have a lot of fun ♪
1602
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:06,063
♪ Puttin' trouble on the run ♪
1603
01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:09,024
♪ Man, you find the old and young ♪
1604
01:32:09,107 --> 01:32:12,027
♪ Twistin' the night away ♪
1605
01:32:12,110 --> 01:32:15,030
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
1606
01:32:15,113 --> 01:32:18,033
♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪
1607
01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:21,036
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
1608
01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:23,997
♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪
1609
01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:26,959
♪ Here's a man in evening clothes ♪
1610
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:30,003
♪ How he got here, I don't know but ♪
1611
01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:32,923
♪ Man you oughta see him go ♪
1612
01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:35,926
♪ Twistin' the night away ♪
1613
01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:38,887
♪ He's dancin' with a chick in slacks ♪
1614
01:32:38,971 --> 01:32:41,848
♪ She's movin' up and back ♪
1615
01:32:41,932 --> 01:32:44,810
♪ Oh, man, there ain't nothin' like ♪
1616
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:47,771
♪ Twistin' the night away ♪
1617
01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:50,732
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
1618
01:32:50,816 --> 01:32:53,735
♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪
1619
01:32:53,819 --> 01:32:56,697
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
1620
01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:59,116
♪ They're twistin' the night
Let's twist a while ♪
1621
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,534
♪ Lean up ♪
1622
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,370
♪ Lean back ♪
1623
01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:06,582
♪ Lean up ♪
1624
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:09,376
♪ Lean back ♪
1625
01:33:11,128 --> 01:33:12,754
♪ Watusi ♪
1626
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:15,507
♪ Now fly ♪
1627
01:33:17,092 --> 01:33:18,343
♪ Now twist ♪
1628
01:33:19,845 --> 01:33:23,682
♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪
1629
01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:26,768
♪ Here's a fella in blue jeans ♪
1630
01:33:26,852 --> 01:33:29,605
♪ Dancin' with an older queen ♪
1631
01:33:29,688 --> 01:33:32,149
♪ Who's dolled up in her diamond rings ♪
1632
01:33:32,232 --> 01:33:35,569
♪ And twistin' the night away ♪
1633
01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:38,572
♪ Man, you oughta see her go ♪
1634
01:33:38,655 --> 01:33:41,783
♪ Twistin' to the rock and roll ♪
1635
01:33:41,867 --> 01:33:44,494
♪ Here you find the young and old ♪
1636
01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:46,622
♪ Twistin' the night away ♪
1637
01:33:46,705 --> 01:33:50,208
♪ They're twistin', twistin', man ♪
1638
01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:52,878
♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪
1639
01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:55,464
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
1640
01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:57,466
♪ They're twistin' the night ♪
1641
01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,009
♪ One more time ♪
1642
01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:00,260
♪ Lean up ♪
1643
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:03,013
♪ Lean back ♪
1644
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:05,891
♪ Lean up ♪
1645
01:34:07,768 --> 01:34:08,852
♪ Lean back ♪
1646
01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:11,897
♪ Watusi ♪
1647
01:34:13,732 --> 01:34:14,900
♪ Now fly ♪
1648
01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:18,445
♪ Now twist ♪
1649
01:34:18,528 --> 01:34:20,288
("Twistin' the Night Away"
by Sam Cooke ends)
1650
01:34:20,364 --> 01:34:22,741
("Sleepers" by Spectral Tilt starts)
1651
01:36:00,797 --> 01:36:02,716
("Sleepers" by Spectral Tilt fades out)
1652
01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:06,470
[dark, suspenseful music]
1653
01:37:22,212 --> 01:37:24,381
[music fades]
1654
01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:29,678
[circus music starts]
1655
01:37:55,745 --> 01:37:56,955
[circus music ends]
1656
01:37:57,038 --> 01:37:58,707
[high-pitched voice]
Shit, man, that sucks