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Downloaded from
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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.LT

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[轻柔的配乐响起]

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[配乐声逐渐激昂]

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[宜静吵闹声]

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你坐好 好不好啦？很挤耶

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你才挤啦

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- [宜安] 干 我哪…
- [淑芬] 你们两个都闭嘴好不好？

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[轻快激昂的配乐]

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我觉得这边很奇妙耶

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那这边是哪里啊？

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唉唷 不要遮…

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[新闻播报声]

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为了务实两岸交流 维持城市…

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[淑芬] 我就是讨厌车那么多

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烦死了

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[汽车嘈杂声]

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- 不要不听话啦
- 想帮忙啦

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- 自己去那边挑 很多
- 拿这个啦

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你们两个都进去啦

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- 快点啦
- 姐 这个我拿

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- 这边不能暂停
- 好啦

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[宜安] 慢一点

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[城市喧哗声]

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[宜安叹气]

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这里比照片小太多了吧

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这个好好吃喔
我们可以每天吃这个吗？

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跟你说喔

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[宜安] 在日本有一个男人啊

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每天都吃泡面 吃了一整年

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结果就死翘翘了

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- [宜静] 真的吗？
- [宜安] 嗯

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你是要害她做恶梦是不是？

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[宜安] 而且你知道最后怎么了吗？

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怎么了？

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泡面里有太多防腐剂啊

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所以尸体都没有腐烂

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他死了好久

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都没有人发现喔

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[宜安咯咯笑]

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[淑芬] 你赶快吃 你明天要上课

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好

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[宜安] 现在你还要每天吃泡面吗？

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[轻柔音乐声]

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都要掉出来了

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[自行车铃声]

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[小朋友说笑声]

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各位小朋友 我们今天有新同学喔

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她叫做郑宜静

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那她今年五岁 是我们大班的小朋友

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[幼儿园老师] 她今天第一天来

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会特别害羞、紧张

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那你们要当她的好朋友喔

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[小朋友们] 好！

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[幼儿园老师]
如果她想要上厕所的时候

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你们要怎么样？

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带她去！

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[幼儿园老师]
很棒 那我们先进座位啰

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[小朋友说话声]

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宜静 你今天坐这边

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[小朋友说话声]

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[小朋友] 然后你就这样一直排…

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排…

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然后你排完之后就叫我检查 好吗？

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这个吗？

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[炒饭滋滋声]

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[老杨] 就在这边啦 有没有？这一摊

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这摊位置真的最好

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[嘈杂人声及音乐声]

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就这摊

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这摊位置最好

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这么长 啊

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这摊有一点大耶

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有没有小一点、便宜一点的？

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那个白铁的水槽啦

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还有冷冻库、冷藏库

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都好好的
你最快星期五就可以开始赚钱

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你没有交

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不好意思

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你就撤摊

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[摩托车声]

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我好无聊喔

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什么时候才会到？

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我好无聊喔

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什么时候才会到啊？

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[宜静] 到了吗？

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[淑芬] 到了 就这边

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[背景谈话声]

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你等下看到外公、外婆
要给我叫人喔

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- 听到没有？
- 好

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- [门铃声]
- 你记得阿嬷我吗？

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你这么小的时候

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阿嬷有去看你耶 啊

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都不记得了吧？

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[电视背景声]

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哈哈 好啦 没有关系啦

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好可爱喔

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哎哟 安安啊

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哇 你这个裤子、上衣太短了啦

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跟你讲
外面现在那种变态、神经病很多

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这样很危险啦

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不会啦 平常都这样穿

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讲很多次了 讲不听

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[吴雪梅] 我这次看到你

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我觉得你变憔悴了 你知道吗？

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你是晚上都在熬夜没睡觉喔？

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[背景音乐声]

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我们已经付押金了
礼拜一就可以开工

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[背景音乐声]

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为什么我们不能开水果摊就好？

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水果摊

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不是洗一洗摆出来就可以卖了吗？

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水…水果很容易烂你知道吗？

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哎 你要花双倍的钱和时间
去准备面摊的东西

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是有比较划算喔？

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你如果会赚钱 你可以有意见啊

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好啊 那我自己去赚啊

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我会赚得比你还要多

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拜托 你们两个

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[台语] 吃饭不要吵
好不好？唉唷 拜托

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她以为她很厉害 她高中没毕业

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真是的

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那是我的问题吗？

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[背景音乐声]

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第一次大家一起吃饭
你什么态度啊？

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不是你的问题吗？

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[台语] 等一下…

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[外公磕巴]

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[台语] 她怎么用左手吃饭？

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[台语] 拜托你
不要管那么多好不好？

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好心一点 快点吃饭啦

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吵死了

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[抒情音乐]

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[抒情音乐渐渐激昂]

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[嘈杂人声]

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你连扣子都没有扣是怎样？

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姐 你看 那是什么啊？

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姐 我今天在学校得到一个奖品

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- 你要不要看？
- 在干嘛啦？

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要看也是回家看 不是现在好不好？

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[刹车鸣笛声]

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我要跟妈说你闯红灯

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如果你很快就到了

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我就不会说你放屁

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为什么不会？就快到了啊

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[轻快激昂的音乐]

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[嘈杂喧哗声]

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[激昂音乐声、城市喧哗声]

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[游戏机声]

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[鸣笛声]

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[烹饪滋滋声]

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[叫卖声]

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[强尼] 不管你们家是打翻水啊

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还是说你要吸什么东西

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我跟你讲 它吸水力超强

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[台语] 真的不试试看吗？伯伯

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可以当尿布用喔

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现在通膨什么都涨

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就你的薪水没有涨

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- [台语] 没关系 今天我来当…
- 强尼哥哥 嗨

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嗨！来 [台语] 为大家介绍一下

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我的忠实客户

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来 宜静 来 叔叔抱

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哎 哦 怎么变这么重啊？

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你是不是吃很多？

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来 跟大家讲一下

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这个海绵好不好用？

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- 好用
- 哎

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多好用？

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这是全世界最好的海绵

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不买会后悔喔

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有没有听到？

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不买会后悔喔 来 谢谢

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谢谢我的神秘嘉宾

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来 赶快回去 去找妈妈

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来 今天做特价喔 买一块送一块

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妈

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你姐有没有准时接你？

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没有 可是姐说有就是有

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[阿明] 再一张

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我觉得你还是要穿辣一点

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[小萍]
其实我以为这样已经穿很少了

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[阿明] 六一张 少不代表辣啊

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要给客人一点性幻想

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[嘈杂音乐声]

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[阿明] 七一张

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那就这样喔

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[背景音乐声渐强]

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[阿明] 等一下喔 介绍一下

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[小萍] 你好

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宜安 这位是小萍

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小萍 这位是宜安

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她谁啊？

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我刚刚说啦 小萍啊

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你好 我是小萍

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那她为什么在这里？

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[阿明] 我不是跟你说我要请新人？

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之前那个小美每天脸那么臭

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生意超差耶

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所以我打电话叫她不用来了

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干我什么事啊？

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[阿明] 什么关你什么事？
你要教她啊 不然她怎么会？

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[嘈杂叫卖声]

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妈 只剩最后一盘了吗？

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还有东西可以帮忙吗？

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- 没有了
- 喔

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- 你去写功课
- 好

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[宜安] 这槟榔 荖花、红灰

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[背景朋友] 没在怕的啦

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捞一点红灰

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[背景播放音乐]

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放在槟榔中间

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放一颗荖花进去

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这样这颗就完成了

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[嘈杂人声、游戏机声]

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- 老板好
- 宜静来啦？

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我们最厉害的小朋友宜静来了

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一盒十颗 一次做三百颗

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用完之后马上放冰箱里面保鲜

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这样有听懂吗？

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你很熟练耶 你做多久了？

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[阿明] 你不要太凶 好好教喔

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吓到人家

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我很好讲话啊

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我讲得很清楚好不好？

226
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,916
涨两千太多了啦

227
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,291
- 妈 你看
- 你涨两千…

228
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,500
丁叔烟没了 你去帮…

229
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,416
帮他买两包白长

230
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,041
乖 谢谢你啊

231
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,916
我们也是一样涨啊 不然怎么办？

232
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,916
[摩托车鸣笛]

233
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:07,375
[宜安] 要什么？

234
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,416
槟榔子一百

235
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,791
帮我拿个杯子

236
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,875
[背景动感流行音乐]

237
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,375
来 给你吐

238
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,625
几点下班啊？

239
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,708
- 怎么了？
- 几点下班？

240
00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,208
怎么了？要干嘛？

241
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,541
约你唱歌啊

242
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,958
没有啦 下班没有空

243
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:36,333
店里有新妹妹要带啦

244
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,708
好不好？我带好了
然后我们再一起去唱歌

245
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:39,750
这你包的喔？

246
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,875
- 对啊 好吃吧？
- 很甜耶

247
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,500
- 谢谢啦
- 下班来接你

248
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,291
你嘴最甜了 拜拜

249
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,250
拜拜

250
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,000
槟榔子两百

251
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,416
槟榔子就盒子那个啊

252
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,541
拿四盒

253
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,625
[背景继续播放流行乐]

254
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,041
然后给客人

255
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,541
[小萍] 谢谢 拜拜

256
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,416
有吗？算好钱然后放到里面

257
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,083
有吧？

258
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,833
怎么样？

259
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,333
会紧张喔？不敢用喔？

260
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,708
老板娘

261
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,291
你这个员工上班时间公然睡觉

262
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,750
这个要扣薪水

263
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,375
[背景播放音乐]

264
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,750
这给你用

265
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,750
- 什么？
- 神奇海绵

266
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,166
不用啦 谢谢 你自己留着用

267
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,333
不用跟我客气

268
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,125
[汽车鸣笛声]

269
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,458
我库存有很多

270
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,583
你拿去用

271
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,416
[冲水声]

272
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,583
那你…

273
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,750
最近生意好不好？

274
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,500
普普通通

275
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:50,750
不然这样

276
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,333
这个免费送给你

277
00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:57,000
你下次帮我打广告 好

278
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:58,666
就这么说定了

279
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,458
[冲水声]

280
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:12,041
[冲刷、洗碗声]

281
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,208
阿莉 那给你收喔

282
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,291
- 好 拜拜
- 拜拜

283
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,291
[强尼] 要回去啦？

284
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,083
- 跟叔叔说拜拜
- [宜静嗯哼]

285
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,583
- 拜拜
- 拜拜

286
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,666
妈妈 我可不可以养狗？

287
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,666
- 啊？
- 可不可以养狗？

288
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,750
养狗？

289
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,541
不可以 狗脏死了

290
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,750
你妈每天累得跟狗一样 你养我好了

291
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,041
不要看了啦

292
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,250
[轻快动感音乐声]

293
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,750
[动感流行乐]

294
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,875
喂？

295
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,333
是 我是

296
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:35,541
[背景音乐声]

297
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,416
你又拿我手机

298
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,875
都不用问是不是？

299
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,708
我早上接到一个电话

300
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:05,958
然后呢？

301
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:08,958
你爸住院了

302
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,416
所以呢？

303
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,458
所以我要去医院看他 你要跟我去

304
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,708
干我什么事啊？

305
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,416
我不想要跟你争论这个

306
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,125
好 反正我也没有要跟你争论啊

307
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,041
我没有要去

308
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:31,333
我叫你去 你就去

309
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,958
倒是你 他对你这样做了

310
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,458
他对你做那么多那么扯的事情

311
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,666
你为什么还要去看他？

312
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,333
哈啰？

313
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,333
你都不用回应是不是啊？

314
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,416
[刷牙声]

315
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,625
你刚刚说什么？

316
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,208
[宜安] 没有

317
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,125
[摩托车开过的轰鸣声]

318
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,208
[流行乐继续播放]

319
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,916
谁住院啊？

320
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,625
谢谢

321
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,708
[救护车警笛声]

322
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,750
（新泰综合医院）

323
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,166
[护士] 这里

324
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,500
- 谢谢
- 不会

325
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,625
[医护器械滴滴声]

326
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,416
[呼吸机机械声]

327
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,291
你现在完全都不能说话吗？

328
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,375
[呼吸机机械声]

329
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,791
不是叫你不要抽那么多烟？

330
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,416
[动感音乐声渐渐变大]

331
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,583
来 这边

332
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,000
大哥 今天怎么那么晚？

333
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,416
还不是要来等你下班？

334
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,125
等我下班？讲话那么甜

335
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,750
还很久啦

336
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,416
好啦 骑车小心喔 拜拜

337
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,750
多两百有没有送两粒啊？

338
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,375
你会不会太扯啊？

339
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,166
说会晚点到  结果晚到一个半小时

340
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,166
- 是怎样？
- 家里有事嘛

341
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,333
你每天家里都有事

342
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,125
不就好险有小萍多加班两个小时

343
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,458
[客人] 这两粒大喔

344
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,208
不然你帮她多排一点班

345
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,791
还一直要顶嘴

346
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,750
- 哎
- 干嘛啊？

347
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,125
怎样？

348
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,083
两粒两百啊

349
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,291
白痴喔 不能这样啦

350
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,750
万一他是警察呢？

351
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,541
[阿明] 又怎么了？

352
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,916
就耍白痴啊

353
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,750
哪里有遇到那么多状况？

354
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,500
[嘈杂音乐声]

355
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,791
[背景人声] 修理纱窗

356
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:18,875
修理纱门

357
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,333
宜安 你今天去接宜静下课

358
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,333
然后去帮阿莉开摊子

359
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:33,958
为什么是我啊？

360
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,958
[背景叫卖声] 修理纱窗

361
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,458
哇 你到底
还要花多少时间在医院啊？

362
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,500
他没有多少时间 快死了

363
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,541
那也是他活该 干你什么事？

364
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,166
要是今天在医院的人是你
他根本不会管你死活

365
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,166
[宜安] 好啊 如果你执意要去的话

366
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,583
那你最好看看他这十几年来

367
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:01,875
都赚了多少钱

368
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,875
因为即使他只赚了一毛钱

369
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,125
也是属于我们的

370
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,291
知道吗？

371
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,708
你说够没有啊？

372
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:10,958
还没有

373
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,166
说够没有啊？

374
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,125
还没

375
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,375
谁赚了一毛钱？

376
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,666
嘘 不干你的事啦

377
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,916
妈是不是说大人讲话不要插嘴？

378
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,541
[舒缓音乐渐渐响起]

379
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,083
知道吗？

380
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,750
爷爷爱我

381
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,083
永远爱我

382
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,125
- 那就下课 我们去吃点心啰
- 好！

383
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,208
[音乐逐渐欢快]

384
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:40,291
[摩托车轰鸣声]

385
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,708
你扣子都没扣是怎样？

386
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:52,041
我想要一个特大杯的珍珠奶茶

387
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,416
才有力气工作

388
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,125
- [宜安] 我来 我用给你看
- [背景叫卖] 慢慢看 多功能清洁刷

389
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,208
- [宜安] 很恶啦
- [宜静咯咯笑]

390
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,958
快点 一、二

391
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,250
- 我来啦
- 才两颗喔

392
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,791
来 一起比赛 快一点

393
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,083
- 快一点
- 等我吸一下

394
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,916
快一点啦

395
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,458
- [强尼] 你要吃面？
- 不等人…

396
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,000
- 看到没有？
- 难怪都没有朋友

397
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,500
[强尼] 客人喔

398
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,375
- 这家面很好吃
- 好…

399
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,333
[宜静] 我是冠军高手喔

400
00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:17,708
来个馄饨汤

401
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,375
一个干面、一个馄饨汤

402
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,958
然后一个烫青菜 内用

403
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,250
- 一个干面、一个…
- 馄…

404
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,666
干面、馄饨汤、烫青菜

405
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,291
- 好
- 谢谢

406
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,000
- 等一下 马上就来
- 好 谢谢

407
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,041
嗯 好

408
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,625
宜安 你怎么那么久都没来？

409
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,875
我现在就在槟榔摊上班啊

410
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,916
是丢这吗？

411
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
- 对 这里
- 喔

412
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:45,666
你去槟榔摊 你妈没意见？

413
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,333
我才不想管她

414
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,125
反正我会赚得比她还要多

415
00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:52,333
你不会煮 不会不要煮 不要乱煮

416
00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:54,500
- 好 你煮 随便
- 你出去啦

417
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,000
都乱煮

418
00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:00,000
来看看 多功能清洁刷 有四种刷头

419
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,291
可以刷玻璃、刷马桶
刷磁砖、刷隙缝

420
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,250
不管什么毛病 通通一瓶搞定

421
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,541
[宜静] 嘿！

422
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:06,875
你又作弊

423
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,541
“你又作弊”

424
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,541
作弊 再一次 快点

425
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,625
[音乐外放声]

426
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,250
[宜安] 我就抓到你了

427
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,750
嘿呀 你作弊

428
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,791
好 你自己玩 自己画图 要乖喔

429
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,041
[宜静] 哎哟 嗯

430
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,750
- [强尼] 要走啰？
- 走啰 嗯

431
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,166
拜拜

432
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,750
[淑芬] 什么东西啊？

433
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,625
哎 这谁弄的啊？

434
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:34,375
刚才有一些小屁孩在那边玩珍珠奶茶

435
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,833
现在的年轻人 真是的

436
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,083
[淑芬] 过分耶

437
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,583
我有清洁刷 我去帮你洗

438
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,000
被气死耶

439
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,625
事情还不够多吗？

440
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,583
我来…

441
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:53,041
我跟你讲 我这个很好用

442
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:54,916
我有四种刷头

443
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,916
看是要刷玻璃、刷马桶…

444
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,708
[医院器械声]

445
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:06,625
你先去那边坐

446
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,958
在这边等 有没有听到？

447
00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,791
[手机游戏声]

448
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,541
不能说话？

449
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,458
蛮好的

450
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,041
这样你就不用道歉也不用解释了

451
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:55,833
省省吧

452
00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,791
我不是来这里跟你聊天的

453
00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:04,333
我来就跟你讲一件事情

454
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,583
就说我不要看了

455
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:15,458
姐 我想上厕所

456
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,291
怎样？

457
00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:34,625
你以为妈会痴痴等你是不是啊？

458
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,166
她在台中早就遇到另外一个男人

459
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,208
下次我妈再来找你的时候

460
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,291
我要你跟她说不准再来找你

461
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:48,625
你有没有听到？

462
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,583
你有没有听到啊？

463
00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:56,750
姐 他是谁？

464
00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:59,291
姐 他是谁？

465
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,750
他是谁？

466
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,833
不要烦啦

467
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:06,000
你凶什么凶？

468
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,708
如果你敢把今天来这边的事告诉妈

469
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:09,125
你就完蛋

470
00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:10,833
我把你整个蜡笔丢掉 有没有听到？

471
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,875
哭什么？回答

472
00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,541
好

473
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,375
[汽车喧哗声]

474
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:34,333
[电话铃声]

475
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,375
我这个礼拜的礼拜五、礼拜六

476
00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:12,000
我要去宜兰办点事

477
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,916
你早点去帮阿莉开摊子

478
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,041
[窗外的嘈杂叫卖声]

479
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,583
然后把宜静接到外婆家
让她在那里过夜

480
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:22,625
办事？

481
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,375
都要死了还可以帮什么？

482
00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:29,916
为什么跟你讲什么你都啰哩叭唆啊？

483
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,250
你都已经帮他还了十几年的债

484
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,833
你还欠他什么啊？

485
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,875
到底还欠他什么啊？

486
00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,125
他死了啦

487
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,000
我办完他的后事我就还完了啦

488
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:41,083
你高兴了吗？

489
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:42,833
[摔门声]

490
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,375
[阿莉] 面好了 帮我拿过去给客人

491
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,333
[宜安] 好 我在做事了 好不好？

492
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,125
[背景叫卖声]

493
00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,833
好 面来啰

494
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:02,541
- 谢谢
- 谢谢

495
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,250
[阿莉] 客人来 帮我看一下

496
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,333
我要干意面 小的 跟烫青菜

497
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:12,250
- [宜静] 小的干意面、烫青…
- 整天只会滑手机 帮我去洗碗

498
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,458
小份肉羹汤和贡丸汤

499
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,375
好

500
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,458
马上好喔

501
00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:26,791
好 喔 谢谢

502
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,541
[路人] 花枝丸

503
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,916
- 好 那我吃烤玉米好了
- 好

504
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,125
郑宜安？

505
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:40,875
是我啊 谢慕晰

506
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,375
好久不见

507
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,625
你看起来不太一样

508
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,625
谢慕晰？

509
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:48,916
台北高中二年三班

510
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,166
我改名了啦

511
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,500
我是谢欣怡

512
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:54,458
我妈带我去算命
说改名慕晰 考运会比较好

513
00:28:54,541 --> 00:28:55,375
真的假的？

514
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,750
我们全班有一半以上的人都改名了

515
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,125
[宜安] 真的假的？

516
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,333
我不知道耶

517
00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:04,541
我不知道你现在在台北

518
00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,833
哦 我最近刚搬回来 对啊

519
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,208
你念哪一所大学？

520
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,916
我没有读大学

521
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,250
你在这里工作吗？

522
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,208
没有啦 这是我妈的摊子啦

523
00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,666
我偶尔会来这边帮忙

524
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:17,916
[炒饭滋滋声]

525
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,125
下礼拜我们办了汽车旅馆派对

526
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:22,875
品睿超猛的 租了最大的套房

527
00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,666
你来啦
我们这么久没见 一定很好玩

528
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,250
汽车旅馆？

529
00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:30,625
来 快点 下来

530
00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,666
我才不要去阿嬷家

531
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,208
每次阿公都没洗澡

532
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,708
感觉跟臭豆腐一样臭

533
00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:39,833
你才臭呢

534
00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:41,708
不要啰嗦啦 快点进去

535
00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:43,125
要听阿公、阿嬷的话喔

536
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,125
嗯 好

537
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,208
[摩托车轰鸣声渐渐远去]

538
00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:51,125
[电视背景讲话声]

539
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,583
[电视声] 所以觉得也不是那么重要…

540
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,750
[阿公讲台语] 用左手吃饭

541
00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,333
不知道淑芬是怎么教小孩的

542
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:02,125
[阿嬷讲台语]
拜托你一下 现在什么时代了？

543
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,958
没有人再管这个了啦

544
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,041
[台语] 越看越气

545
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,541
如果是在以前

546
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,000
用左手听说会被人家吊起来打

547
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,000
[轻快音乐声]

548
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,958
- [男人] 你有美签吗？
- 有

549
00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:14,166
借我一下

550
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,875
你们在看什么？

551
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:22,000
[台语] 小孩子要听话 别插嘴

552
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:25,333
乖 去看他们跳舞

553
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:27,458
他们跳得好烂

554
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,583
哎哟 乖

555
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:31,708
她明天晚上会到

556
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,541
你们是礼拜天一大早的飞机

557
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,125
她要在你那边睡一晚可以吗？

558
00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:37,666
可以 没问题

559
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:39,791
过海关的时候一定要小心

560
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:44,250
这个你不可以拿 这个很值钱的耶

561
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,916
[男人] 干
这就是为什么我不想要小孩

562
00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,250
[大街车辆喧哗声]

563
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,708
[电视人声]
17号下午台中还有个女同学

564
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,416
将名字改成郭鲑鱼丼饭

565
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,125
有问她说为什么要改这个名字

566
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:23,958
她是直接跟我们同仁讲说

567
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:28,125
她主要是配合这一次业者的活动

568
00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:30,833
国内知名的寿司业者
推出“鲑鱼在哪里？”

569
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,083
注明寻人启事…

570
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,541
[台语]在阿公这里不要用左手画画

571
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,166
[电视] 拿出证件
只要名字有“鲑鱼”两个字

572
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:39,458
就可以揪团含自己在内六个人同桌
免费寿司吃到饱

573
00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,666
- 那你会想改吗？怎么说？
- 不会

574
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:44,458
因为如果有人要请你吃和牛
也要改成和牛吗？

575
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:45,750
这样一辈子要一直改名字

576
00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:49,958
快点好不好？

577
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,958
[阿明] 等一下 干嘛那么急啦？

578
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,750
帮我妈开摊啦

579
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,541
啊？你为什么都没跟我说？

580
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,291
我明明就有说过 跟你请假过

581
00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:01,916
你现在不要讲这个好不好？

582
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
[门铃声]

583
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,666
- 哎 阿姨
- 嘿 来…

584
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:10,583
- 请进
- 来喔 来

585
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:13,125
唉唷 快点进来

586
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,875
[男人讲台语]不要那么紧张嘛

587
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:18,375
你都不知道 我们这个邻居嘴好大

588
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,958
[台语] 人来了 交给你

589
00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,750
- 放心 没问题
- 好

590
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,833
帮忙收一收啦 在那边抽烟

591
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,125
我走就是了 好不好？

592
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,416
[炒饭滋滋声]

593
00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:38,708
宜安

594
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,125
你们家玛莉好像不喜欢你喔

595
00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,958
我有名字 我叫阿莉

596
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:47,583
[强尼讲英语] 阿莉 你很棒

597
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:48,625
阿莉很棒

598
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:50,958
再见

599
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:53,041
[狗吠声]

600
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,291
来 那边坐

601
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,375
坐

602
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,083
[电视背景音]

603
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:03,333
挤牙膏神器 这个很厉害

604
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,000
条状的牙膏 有了这个

605
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,125
完全榨干 一滴都不会剩

606
00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,250
- 你拿去用用看
- 真的有用吗？

607
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,208
很适合宜静

608
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:11,916
小朋友挤牙膏都没挤干净

609
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,375
有了这个就会挤得干干净净

610
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,291
她都不刷牙 不用啦

611
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,958
你吃过了吗？

612
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:21,875
- [口音奇怪] 我吃过了 谢谢
- 喔

613
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,500
你怎么讲话那么奇怪？

614
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:28,166
[吴雪梅] 切 没礼貌
小孩子不懂事啦

615
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:29,916
你妈呢？她怎么没来？

616
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,375
[背景公放音乐声]

617
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,833
你对我妈有兴趣吧？

618
00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:36,416
我…

619
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:41,875
小…来 外婆帮你 来

620
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,250
文冰 你先上车

621
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:45,333
宜静

622
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,291
我也在帮忙啊

623
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:53,041
[台语] 啊 对了
四袋饭菜我放在冷藏

624
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:54,666
另外四袋我放在冷冻

625
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,083
这样你会吗？

626
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,333
下礼拜二我就回来了 再见

627
00:33:58,416 --> 00:33:59,458
拜拜

628
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:03,916
哎！

629
00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:08,875
[台语] 你阿嬷、你妈妈
别人怎么说我不知道

630
00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:10,083
我不准

631
00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:11,958
下次不能用左手 知道吗？

632
00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:12,875
为什么？

633
00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:15,166
为…左手不干净

634
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,333
左手是魔鬼的手

635
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:19,500
你用左手等于是在替魔鬼做事

636
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:20,500
这样听懂了吗？

637
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,750
- [电梯铃声]
- 好

638
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,291
[欢快音乐渐强]

639
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,125
真的还假的啊？

640
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,625
你爸身后留下来的

641
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,041
[宜安] 一只狐獴耶

642
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,000
[淑芬] 也不知道哪里弄来的

643
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,625
就一直留在身边

644
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:53,333
它叫什么名字啊？

645
00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:54,666
[淑芬] 我不知道耶

646
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:56,708
咕咕

647
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,333
那叫咕咕

648
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,500
- 对啦 谢谢
- 对吧？

649
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,541
- 很轻松嘛
- 哎哟

650
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,666
[台语] 不只轻松 而且很方便

651
00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:15,166
他们那边的维他命有够便宜的

652
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,500
是喔？

653
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:17,458
对了

654
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,833
小李问你

655
00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:21,208
下个月15要不要再去？

656
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,166
那天是我的生日

657
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,083
- 哦
- 唉唷 这…

658
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,958
[台语] 我儿子还专程回来台湾

659
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,583
要帮我办生日派对耶

660
00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:31,500
[台语] 好啦 再通知你

661
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,916
哎…

662
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:37,583
你看我差不多几岁？

663
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:40,583
六十五？

664
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,541
没那么多啦

665
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,791
我都还没满六十呢

666
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:47,875
[音乐公放声]

667
00:35:57,708 --> 00:35:59,625
老板 这个几块？

668
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:00,625
六十块

669
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,666
[节奏明快的音乐声渐强]

670
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:18,416
[嘈杂、喧闹声]

671
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,333
[电灯滋滋声]

672
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,500
[炒菜声]

673
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,083
[淑芬] 你在干嘛？

674
00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,000
没有

675
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,708
[背景流行乐]

676
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,125
咕咕 你看

677
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,458
这是魔鬼手帮我拿的

678
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:48,750
漂亮吗？

679
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,583
咕咕 球球在那里

680
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:52,666
咕咕

681
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:53,625
咕咕

682
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:59,500
叫它出去 带走它啦

683
00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:03,666
你今天长得不太一样

684
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,583
有没有好看？

685
00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:06,583
好看

686
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,333
[轻笑]

687
00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:12,416
[强尼] 它这个可以洗玻璃
我示范给你看

688
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:17,125
来 看你要喷里面
喷上面、喷下面、喷外面

689
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,916
喷哪里啦？强尼

690
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,083
上次那个充电宝很不给力

691
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,208
给我准备一个够力的好不好？

692
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:25,958
[强尼讲台语] 我帮你准备一个
可以待机一个月好不好？

693
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:27,541
- 好
- [轻笑 讲台语] 最好是这样

694
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:30,000
来 你看 这样子一刮有没有？

695
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:32,250
就很干净 清洁溜溜 有没有？

696
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,041
- 阿莉
- [强尼] 来 参考一下

697
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:36,000
- 帮我煮个面
- 好

698
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:36,916
杨哥 不好意思

699
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,416
我们后面坐好不好？请你喝饮料

700
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,333
[嘈杂音乐公放声]

701
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:58,000
[紧张感音乐渐强]

702
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,041
这个月家里有一些意外的支出

703
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,000
我…下个月我一定准时

704
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,833
- 对不起
- 下个月？

705
00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:08,791
上个月也没收到

706
00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,208
你知道吗？

707
00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,833
你要知道 我们这个夜市

708
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,875
是全台北最好、最热闹的

709
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:18,458
- 对 我…
- 你要是老是这样子的话

710
00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:19,875
那我就让给别人去做

711
00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:22,041
[激昂音乐]

712
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,416
[淑芬] 真的很不好意思

713
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,500
我下个月不会这样了

714
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,791
不要搞错了

715
00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:36,625
收个钱让我跑这么多趟 是怎样？

716
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,250
- 对不起
- 老杨 来啦

717
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,208
火气这么大 喝饮料啦

718
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,750
要接的人排队在等啦

719
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,875
- 你上次…
- 做生意 租金要给

720
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,958
你上次不是说要那个
手表可以量血压的？

721
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,416
我有货 要不要看一下？

722
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:51,833
- 不好意思…
- [老杨] 有吗？

723
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,916
[强尼] 有啦 今天刚好有进货

724
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,083
[阿莉] 老板 你的面

725
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,500
[激昂音乐声]

726
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,833
心情不好就是要喝酒 来

727
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,625
哎 舒服

728
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:19,750
[摩托车轰鸣]

729
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,958
- 阿莉
- 喔 回来了

730
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,166
- 妈
- 宜静

731
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,166
干嘛去了？那么开心啊

732
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,583
哎

733
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:33,166
我最近有跟一个会 然后…

734
00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,333
已经到了

735
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:36,750
其实我用不到那笔钱

736
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,000
我想说要不要先借你

737
00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:51,583
不用啦 那个钱你自己留着用

738
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:56,833
我会想办法

739
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,916
[车来车往的喧哗声]

740
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,833
那我先去收摊了

741
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:09,791
哎 你等下收完摊等我一下

742
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,708
我们可以再喝一下

743
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,208
好 没问题

744
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,416
[轻快明朗的音乐声]

745
00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:24,250
（美丽心汽车旅馆）

746
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,833
- [喧闹音乐声]
- [男人] 快 跳！

747
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:57,083
郑宜安 你来了

748
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,875
我刚好在找你耶

749
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,166
你穿好漂亮

750
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,083
随便穿啦 你也是啊

751
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166
谢谢 要不要进来喝一杯？

752
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:08,958
- [强尼] 好可爱 它叫咕咕喔？
- 对

753
00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,166
- 它会咬人吗？
- 不会

754
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,125
咕咕

755
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,791
第一次来你家

756
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:22,750
不好意思两手空空 我有带酒

757
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:24,083
哦

758
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:25,750
- 好啊 那喝你的
- 好

759
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,083
宜静 该睡觉啰 很晚了

760
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,291
- 不要再跟咕咕玩了 去睡觉
- 好

761
00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,416
拜拜 咕咕

762
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,625
晚安啰

763
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,625
晚安

764
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,166
[嘈杂音乐声 男人唱歌声]

765
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,916
- 看他跳
- 他在干嘛？

766
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,083
你们喜欢大学生活吗？

767
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:50,291
爱死了

768
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,791
你为什么没有读大学？

769
00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:57,541
家里没有钱啊

770
00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,875
因为我以为你会读国立大学

771
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:01,083
[男人] 来 喝！

772
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:04,166
又是前三名 又是校园女神

773
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,000
大家都超忌妒你的

774
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,875
什么校园女神？太尴尬了吧

775
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,875
[淑芬] 宜静 你刷牙没？

776
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,000
还没

777
00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:31,333
而且 我没有想到还会再看到你

778
00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:32,541
你为什么就不见啦？

779
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:33,875
[男人] 不要以为没有你们的事

780
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:35,000
来吧

781
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,208
我们家因为我爸跑路之后就离开了

782
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,625
[众人喧闹讲话声]

783
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:42,166
我以为你爸早就走了

784
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,208
[女人] 我们来喝香槟！

785
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:46,666
- 喝啦 来啦
- 一、二、三

786
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:50,333
[众人欢呼声]

787
00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:51,416
[倒酒声]

788
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:57,875
谢谢

789
00:42:58,833 --> 00:42:59,958
嗯？

790
00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:01,083
怎么没有盖子？

791
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,750
没关系啦

792
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:04,833
反正等下喝完了

793
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,250
[电视音乐声]

794
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:14,000
要常笑 平常看你好像都闷闷的

795
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,916
不知道在想什么 对啊

796
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,041
我觉得你笑起来

797
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,000
蛮好看的

798
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,083
干嘛啦？

799
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:29,583
喝啊 干嘛？

800
00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,541
没干嘛

801
00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:33,833
没有喝醉

802
00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:37,958
好 有一点点

803
00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,708
[喧闹音乐声]

804
00:43:41,541 --> 00:43:43,333
[男人] 你先喝 不要每次都我喝

805
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:44,791
又是我

806
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,708
酒多少钱啊？

807
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,416
什么东西多少钱？

808
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,416
[男人讲台语]
两粒两百 一百就摸大腿啊

809
00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:58,083
两粒两百

810
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,458
人家好好工作 你凭什么批评？

811
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:03,625
干嘛那么凶？

812
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,541
大学生比较了不起是不是？

813
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,416
郑宜安

814
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:11,833
[女人] 她怎么了？

815
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,500
[男人] 怎么了？

816
00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:23,875
我们这样会不会

817
00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:25,875
太快了一点？

818
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,583
怎么这么难开？

819
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:34,333
我帮你开

820
00:44:34,416 --> 00:44:36,416
[电视背景音乐]

821
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:43,583
好了

822
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,416
淑芬？

823
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:54,625
[开门声]

824
00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:58,166
你妈睡着了

825
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,208
你是要走了没？

826
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:07,125
我要回去了

827
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:08,875
滚

828
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:10,958
晚安啰

829
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,458
[电视] 尤其您知道
一块市售的莲蓉蛋黄月饼

830
00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,958
热量有多少吗？

831
00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:09,625
这样子一个小小月饼有180公克

832
00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,666
里面的热量就高达530卡路里

833
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,166
[工作人员] 有带证件吗？

834
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:16,000
[电视] 跑100公尺这样的时速的话

835
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:17,125
也要跑将近…

836
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,958
[工作人员] 来 这边留一下资料

837
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:22,166
[电视] …把月饼的热量给消耗掉

838
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:26,208
中秋节除了吃月饼 当然少不了…

839
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:28,291
[背景公放音乐]

840
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,250
喂

841
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,250
干嘛？

842
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,458
没有啦

843
00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:57,458
有没有搞错啊？

844
00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:58,625
- 小声一点啦
- 你在看她？

845
00:46:58,708 --> 00:46:59,666
没有啦

846
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,791
你要是想干她你就去啊

847
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,208
没有 哎 你先回来

848
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:06,041
- 他你的了
- 怎么了？

849
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,916
[客人] 下次要额外优待喔

850
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,333
[小萍] 好啦 谢谢 下次见 拜拜

851
00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:14,958
看什么看？进去啊！

852
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,916
没事 我们刚在整理东西

853
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,333
有点小吵架

854
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,250
来 出来吧

855
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,333
好了

856
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,333
给你的 去吧

857
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,708
滴 嘿嘿

858
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:35,375
跟我一起玩球吗？

859
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,000
你喜欢耶

860
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:38,166
给我玩

861
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
[淑芬] 宜静 走啰

862
00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:42,416
我们要去跟外婆还有阿姨喝下午茶

863
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,916
[宜静] 可是我想要

864
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,125
那个带咕咕去啊

865
00:47:47,208 --> 00:47:48,500
[淑芬] 当然不可以啊

866
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,291
[轻松愉悦的音乐]

867
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:06,083
来 我有带礼物给大家

868
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,500
- 大家都有 一人一份
- 谢谢妈

869
00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:09,583
来 晓荷的

870
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,625
来 这个你的

871
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,208
好棒喔

872
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:15,666
（免税）

873
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,916
哎？你不是有鱼油吗？

874
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,958
然后我们的是T恤吗？

875
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,916
哎 这个也是…

876
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,291
这个是最好的耶

877
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,708
而且它的那个单位很高 很贵耶

878
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:30,541
[晓红] 你现在很常去美国吗？

879
00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:34,375
[吴雪梅] 也没有啦
我就一个月大概去两次

880
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,000
两次？两次很多耶

881
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:40,541
啊 没事 我上洗手间

882
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:44,625
你看 又要逃避话题了

883
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,875
哎 你妈生日要到了 今年怎么过？

884
00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:52,125
同庆楼啊 不然怎么过？

885
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,291
现在一桌多少钱？

886
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,916
我先讲 我没有办法分摊

887
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,250
你又有什么问题？

888
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:01,541
那振兴有要分摊吗？

889
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:02,958
这又没多少钱

890
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:09,000
郑江清的医药费跟丧葬费

891
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,416
花了我15万

892
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,416
他死了？什么时候的事？

893
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,458
不是啊 他没有家人了吗？

894
00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,875
哪轮得到你来帮他付丧葬费？

895
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,666
- 你现在跟他什么关系？
- 我就是他唯一的家人

896
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,166
- 哇
- [晓红] 怎么会呢？

897
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:28,208
- 你去看医生好不好？
- [晓红] 小姐 这数字不小耶

898
00:49:28,291 --> 00:49:29,958
[晓红] 你好过吗你？

899
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:31,750
[淑芬] 我不好过也要付啊

900
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,208
你们不要在那边讲风凉话 好不好？

901
00:49:35,291 --> 00:49:37,000
- 他帮你…
- 你做慈善事业的是不是？

902
00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:38,958
他帮你找过工作

903
00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:41,041
- 别跟我提那几百年前的事
- 还借钱给你老公周转

904
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:42,916
[晓红] 我有还好不好啊？

905
00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:44,666
这是两件事情

906
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:46,583
- 你不要混为一谈
- 我就说我没有帮他付

907
00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:48,250
其实没有人会付

908
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,958
不是你有没有还的…

909
00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:52,000
人家也帮过你们嘛

910
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,125
- 这两件事啊
- 但我们…

911
00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:54,750
- 她有还 我有好好工作
- 但他是过世

912
00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,458
我付的是丧葬费耶

913
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:57,458
不是什么…

914
00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,666
- 你先看看你…
- …享受的开销

915
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,416
- 不是 你先看看你什么状况
- 是丧葬费

916
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,000
你每一件事情都不跟我们商量

917
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,375
- 每次都先斩后奏
- 我不懂

918
00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:06,250
- 你现在这个样子都是你的选择
- 这我的人生

919
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,708
- 你管那么宽啊？
- 就因为都是你…

920
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,125
对不起

921
00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:11,125
请你们的音量小一点
因为还有其他客人

922
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:12,666
- 好 不好意思
- 谢谢

923
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,291
谁是郑江清？

924
00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:25,791
你真的自己好好想一想

925
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,250
永远都是这副德性

926
00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:30,125
是怎样啊？

927
00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:31,958
我才离开两分钟 你们…

928
00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:34,291
[叹气]

929
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:38,083
- [阿明] 没有了
- [男人] 没有要喝啊

930
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:40,166
[背景音乐公放、男人聊天]

931
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,208
[男人] 六葫芦

932
00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,416
[阿明] 太大了吧 没有

933
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,166
- [男人] 没有要喝啊
- 阿明

934
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:50,166
没有

935
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:51,708
我有事要跟你说

936
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:54,291
每次找我就没好事
我们来听听这次又是什么

937
00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:58,458
我15号要请假 外婆六十岁生日

938
00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:01,458
你看 我是不是说得很准？

939
00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:02,791
帮我排一下喔

940
00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:05,875
不是迟到就是早退

941
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,333
你自己跟小萍商量

942
00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:08,916
她是可以排班喔？

943
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:11,208
你帮我排一下

944
00:51:11,291 --> 00:51:13,291
- [阿明] 大老二
- [男人] 过

945
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,416
[客人讲台语] 阿妹仔

946
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,208
嗨 要什么？

947
00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,208
我要包叶槟榔 一包

948
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:27,291
[客人讲台语]
她身体是哪里不舒服？

949
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:28,666
[小萍]
不知道 我等一下去看一下

950
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:32,958
你还好吗？

951
00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:34,125
来看看喔

952
00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:36,541
今天做特价

953
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:38,625
[轻快劲爆的背景音乐]

954
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:52,041
淑芬

955
00:51:52,625 --> 00:51:55,291
你记得那天在你家喝酒
后来你喝醉了？

956
00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:02,708
你后来睡着了 你记得

957
00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:04,166
之前发生什么事吗？

958
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,666
[强尼] 那一天我也喝醉了

959
00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:16,791
但是很开心 想说…

960
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,416
如果还有机会的话 可以…

961
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000
再去…再去你家一起…

962
00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:28,083
[紧张激昂的音乐声渐强]

963
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,916
[强尼] 你忙

964
00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:40,166
[夜市各种喧闹叫卖声]

965
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:48,041
- [女孩] 宜静
- 怎样？

966
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,333
你在干嘛？

967
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,875
没有 只是看一个小东西

968
00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:54,125
- 我们去吃冰吧
- 好

969
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:55,583
[咯咯笑声]

970
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,666
[街道车来车往声]

971
00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:56,416
咕咕 我要丢球啰

972
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,000
[咕咕发出叫声]

973
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,958
你看

974
00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,250
[喇叭播放叫卖] 金牛角

975
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,916
微波牛奶

976
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,458
馒头布丁

977
00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:09,083
五谷杂粮

978
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,791
起司蛋糕

979
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,291
蜂蜜蛋糕

980
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,958
奶油蛋糕

981
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,041
巧克力蛋糕

982
00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:27,375
[车来车往喧闹声]

983
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:37,625
[咕咕叫声]

984
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,791
咕咕 不要吵我

985
00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,541
我现在在画画

986
00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,625
最后一次了

987
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,333
[街上行人] 不像样

988
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,166
[鸣笛声]

989
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,125
咕咕

990
00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:59,000
[路人讲台语] 你阿公卡好勒 你娘勒

991
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:02,958
[路人讲台语] 干你阿祖勒

992
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,833
- 掉下来砸到我 不知道在干嘛
- 天啊 你还好吧？

993
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,833
[宜静尖叫]

994
00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:09,333
[路人讲台语] 干你阿姑勒

995
00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:11,458
好的 记者现在位在车祸现场

996
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:14,375
这里刚刚发生了一起机车自摔的车祸

997
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,291
这名机车骑士行经这边的时候

998
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:19,083
{\an8}天上疑似是掉下了一只狐獴

999
00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:21,250
{\an8}吓得这名机车骑士当场反应不及

1000
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:22,416
{\an8}自摔倒地

1001
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,291
{\an8}[被采访者] 这个不晓得从哪个楼上

1002
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:27,375
掉下一个小动物 我没有看清楚啦

1003
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,833
然后就砸到那个骑士的身上

1004
00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,375
他就紧急刹车

1005
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:33,583
然后就往那边冲了 然后还跌倒

1006
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,125
还流血了

1007
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:37,250
我吓死了

1008
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,375
天上掉下来一只比猫还大的老鼠

1009
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,041
是直接掉在你的脸…眼前吗？
还是怎么样？

1010
00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,500
掉在我…

1011
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:46,333
身体前面啊

1012
00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:47,750
吓一跳

1013
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,458
那大哥你很痛吗？

1014
00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,375
你在说什么废话啊？

1015
00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,000
我们可以来现场看一下

1016
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:56,583
现场地上还有机车骑士留下的
长长的刹车痕

1017
00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:58,041
现场还有一滩不明的血迹

1018
00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,333
不太确定是骑士的 还是狐獴的

1019
00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:02,333
究竟天上为什么会掉下狐獴？

1020
00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:05,291
相关的案情还有待警方进一步理清

1021
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,500
好了 不要看了

1022
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:08,458
干嘛一直重播？真的很无聊

1023
00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,291
我可以去看它吗？

1024
00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:13,583
不可以

1025
00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,541
房东知道我们养宠物 我们会被赶走

1026
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:19,791
为什么它一定要跟球跳出去？

1027
00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:22,583
那不是你的错

1028
00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:24,791
我知道那不是我的错

1029
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:27,291
那是魔鬼的错

1030
00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:30,416
[窗外警笛声]

1031
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,458
好了 没关系

1032
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,083
没关系 好不好？

1033
00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:34,708
不要难过了

1034
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,125
哎

1035
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:46,833
[台语] 你们哪一个是郑宜安？

1036
00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:48,333
[背景播放流行乐]

1037
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:49,666
你吧？

1038
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,041
出来 跟我出来

1039
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,375
[宜安讲台语] 干什么啦？

1040
00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:53,333
狐狸精！

1041
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:55,541
- 干 你有病喔？你是谁啊？
- [女人用台语骂人]

1042
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:56,625
- 什么啦？
- [小萍] 阿明！

1043
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:57,750
听不懂是不是？

1044
00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,916
- 这是我老公的店！
- [小萍] 有一个疯女人

1045
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,458
怎样啦？你到底是谁？

1046
00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:02,541
- 睡我老公啦！
- 老公？

1047
00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:04,625
睡我老公 听懂没有？

1048
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:06,000
你不是跟我说你离婚了？

1049
00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:08,250
我没有说过啊

1050
00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,416
你就跟我说你离婚啦 你在靠北喔！

1051
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,250
不要打我老公 打屁啊？干

1052
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,958
你有病是不是？疯婆子

1053
00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:16,708
- 敢打我？你真的是…
- 等一下

1054
00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:18,000
- 你别走！
- 先冷静！

1055
00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:20,125
- 郑宜安 你给我回来！
- 很丢脸啦

1056
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:21,333
你不要拉我！

1057
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,750
再见 我他妈不干了

1058
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:26,291
你不能不做 这样我店谁顾啊？

1059
00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,541
[台语] 拜托一下 有多远走多远

1060
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,625
别再让我看到你！

1061
00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:31,291
死一死好了

1062
00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:32,333
忘记跟你说

1063
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,291
他从来不戴套 全部射里面

1064
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:35,666
我有他小孩 再见

1065
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,625
[摩托车渐行渐远声]

1066
00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:23,375
这个快充只要充电五分钟

1067
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,583
就可以通话五个小时 一个两百

1068
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,041
- 好
- 谢谢

1069
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,541
- 谢谢
- 再来啦

1070
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:30,625
来看看喔

1071
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,833
- 强尼
- 嗯

1072
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:36,333
- 我是不是常常帮你打广告？
- 对啊

1073
00:59:36,416 --> 00:59:38,625
你要付我广告费

1074
00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:41,750
哦 跟我要广告费喔

1075
00:59:44,625 --> 00:59:47,000
- 呐 够不够？
- 够

1076
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,500
- 你下次还要帮我打广告喔
- 好

1077
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,833
- 一百块要打十次喔
- 好

1078
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,666
[路人] 在那边

1079
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,750
[背景公放音乐声]

1080
01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:11,125
[路人交谈声]

1081
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,541
[路人] 我就打你的屁股

1082
01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:30,208
一个就好

1083
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,083
找你五十

1084
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:41,166
[强尼] 来 这个叫做神奇海绵

1085
01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:43,083
它的吸水力超强 来 你可以用用看

1086
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:44,500
来 可以试试看

1087
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,250
妹妹 要不要看一下？

1088
01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:53,083
[强尼] 来喔 走过路过千万不要错过

1089
01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:57,791
上次我在纽约的人告诉我

1090
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,041
你在飞机上面

1091
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,541
滔滔不绝地说了十五个小时

1092
01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:03,875
哪有啊？

1093
01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,458
她明明也跟我聊得很开心 好不好？

1094
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:09,625
你知道该怎么做就好

1095
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,250
确定她跟护照上面一模一样

1096
01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,875
海关的问答就交给你

1097
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,541
好 放心啦

1098
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,458
回来以后 给我电话

1099
01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,583
好

1100
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:26,250
哎 你不跳个舞喔？

1101
01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:28,333
[舞厅唱歌声]

1102
01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,041
二桌

1103
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,333
[阿莉] 老板 不好意思

1104
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,125
宜静 去休息 我来收

1105
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,208
郑宜静

1106
01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:58,666
干什么啊？

1107
01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,791
[背景音乐公放声]

1108
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,625
[街道人来人往喧哗声]

1109
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,750
[老杨] 你说我来了几次 啊？

1110
01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,041
我有收到钱吗？

1111
01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,333
你的信用在哪里？

1112
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,041
我给你三天的期限

1113
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,041
最后期限

1114
01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,791
没钱给我滚蛋

1115
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:52,416
- 等我有钱我一定会给你
- [强尼讲台语] 老杨 不要这样

1116
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,208
夜市人很多

1117
01:02:54,291 --> 01:02:55,916
你们第一天来的时候我怎么说的？

1118
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,083
我告诉你每个月的1号一定要缴钱

1119
01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:00,458
- [强尼] 不要这样
- [老杨] 你当我这边是干什么？

1120
01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:02,791
- 好了啦
- 公益？

1121
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:05,291
好了啦

1122
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,458
三天

1123
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:19,500
淑芬

1124
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,583
让我帮你

1125
01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,250
我…我会想办法

1126
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,125
我会筹到钱

1127
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,750
[淑芬啜泣]

1128
01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,125
[电视背景音]

1129
01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,083
干嘛在我房间抽烟？

1130
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,125
要抽烟去阳台抽啦

1131
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,541
[宜静] 你怎么在家里？

1132
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:05,833
你应该要去上班吧？

1133
01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:07,541
干你什么事？

1134
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:09,333
借看一下电视是不行喔？

1135
01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:13,083
这时间没去上班 应该是做不下去了

1136
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:15,166
[电视背景音]

1137
01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:25,125
我们没钱了 你要去上班

1138
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:27,208
你那么会讲 你怎么不自己去赚？

1139
01:04:27,916 --> 01:04:29,333
我还小啊

1140
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,250
[电视背景音]

1141
01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,583
我等下有重要的事情跟外婆讲

1142
01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:52,958
- 你在旁边不要吵 知道吗？
- 好

1143
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:57,916
- [门铃声]
- 来啦？

1144
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,708
来 进来

1145
01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,125
我在煮红烧肉

1146
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,750
哈啰 宜静 你来啦？

1147
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,041
你怎么在这里啊？

1148
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,750
妈打电话叫我来的

1149
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,375
你不是最讨厌串门子了吗？

1150
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,166
你去旁边看鱼

1151
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,250
妈 你为什么要跟她讲我要来？

1152
01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:26,666
有什么关系？这又不是什么秘密

1153
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:27,875
我有事要跟你讲

1154
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,583
你们两个怎么一见面就要吵架呢？

1155
01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,250
我哪有跟她吵？

1156
01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:35,666
不是啊 讲什么秘密嘛

1157
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:39,625
妈 我没有要要求很多

1158
01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:42,458
就三个月

1159
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:46,000
三个月应该就可以恢复正常

1160
01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:49,041
我已经答应晓红她们不再借钱给你了

1161
01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:50,916
干她们什么事？我又不是跟她们借

1162
01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:55,250
你干嘛要去帮他收那个烂摊子？

1163
01:05:57,541 --> 01:05:59,541
[电视背景音]

1164
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:01,500
鱼好笨

1165
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,833
鱼都没有智慧 好笨

1166
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:12,875
[雪梅] 是不是？

1167
01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:14,916
[模糊讲话声]

1168
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,833
- 你还欠我租房子的租金都还没还
- [电话铃响起]

1169
01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:21,041
喂？

1170
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,041
喂？宜安 我阿明啦

1171
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:25,208
我有话要跟你讲

1172
01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:26,333
操你妈的闭嘴啦

1173
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,125
我真的有重要的事情跟你商量

1174
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:33,291
那人家工厂倒闭的时候呢？

1175
01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:36,166
- 怎么没有一个家人出来帮忙？
- 哎

1176
01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:39,583
[台语] 你讲不听耶 真的不管了

1177
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:42,875
郑淑芬 你搞清楚状况

1178
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:45,208
你已经结婚嫁出去了

1179
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:47,458
丢不丢脸啊？你凭什么回来借钱？

1180
01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:50,083
[淑芬] 干嘛偷听人家讲话？

1181
01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:52,875
[晓红] 我拜托你醒醒好不好？

1182
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:54,750
这件事情你要拖多久？

1183
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:56,083
你要借多少次？

1184
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:57,708
哈啰？

1185
01:06:57,791 --> 01:07:01,208
我才受不了你这样子
[讲英文] 重复…

1186
01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:03,500
好了啦 不要再吵了 我要高血压了

1187
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:08,666
我跟你讲

1188
01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:12,625
我 真的没有钱再借你了

1189
01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:15,583
[晓红] 听到了吗？没有钱借你了

1190
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:19,625
我如果是振兴你就会有钱借我

1191
01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:20,541
没错

1192
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,583
嫁出去的女儿就是泼出去的水

1193
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,416
- 对女儿好 那终究是别人家的媳妇
- [紧张音乐渐强]

1194
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,208
[晓红] 我跟你讲 妈很…

1195
01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:30,458
你最好感恩一点

1196
01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:31,833
要是你老公…

1197
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:32,916
[淑芬] 嘴巴不要那么贱喔你！

1198
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,458
[晓红讲台语]
不要在那边给我废话啦！

1199
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,083
要不是面摊撑不下去

1200
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:39,541
- 你觉得我会再出现在这里吗？
- [音乐戛然停止]

1201
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,625
[台语] 哎哟 我不知道！

1202
01:07:43,208 --> 01:07:44,166
[关门声]

1203
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,875
我们回家

1204
01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,458
[淑芬] 你不要忘了你是个女的

1205
01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,875
这房子已经过户到振兴名下了
你知道吗？

1206
01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:57,500
白痴

1207
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:04,916
妈

1208
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,625
- 怎么样啦？
- 她说的是真的吗？

1209
01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,041
什么？

1210
01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:13,916
你不是说好房子分三份吗？

1211
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,750
[心虚讪笑]

1212
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:20,416
[摩托车轰鸣声、滴滴声]

1213
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:41,958
[淑芬] 宜静

1214
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,708
去帮我把椅子摆一摆

1215
01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:50,875
宜静

1216
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:54,541
宜静

1217
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,750
[电灯嗡嗡声]

1218
01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:23,458
[小女孩] 妈咪 我要跟哥哥

1219
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,458
[喧嚣说话声]

1220
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:06,333
[电话铃响]

1221
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:10,250
喂？宜安吗？我是阿明啦

1222
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,291
- 我有话要跟你说
- 这谁的电话号码？

1223
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:13,500
不是啊 你先别管这么多

1224
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,333
- 我一直打给你 你都不接
- 我跟你没什么好说的！

1225
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,333
操你妈 我操你妈的烂摊子

1226
01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:19,458
操你妈的黄脸婆

1227
01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:20,833
没有 你肚子里面那个小孩…

1228
01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:22,916
- [背景音乐公放声]
- [电话挂断滴滴声]

1229
01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:28,333
[疼痛喘息]

1230
01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:41,541
[疼痛喘息]

1231
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,125
- [门铃响声]
- [雪梅] 嗯？哎哟

1232
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,500
[台语] 怎么那么早就来了？我去看

1233
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:58,000
[电视背景音]

1234
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,541
你是吴雪梅吗？

1235
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,208
是 有什么事吗？

1236
01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:13,375
移民署 我们要搜查你的房子

1237
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,416
好 请

1238
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:25,833
昨天那个护照、机票

1239
01:12:25,916 --> 01:12:28,000
我明明就摆在桌上

1240
01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:30,291
可是警察来搜查的时候

1241
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:33,958
我告诉你
所有东西突然都消失不见了

1242
01:12:34,041 --> 01:12:37,000
妈 警察已经走了
你讲话不用那么小声

1243
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,750
而且他们为什么会有搜索令啊？

1244
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:43,291
[电视主持人讲台语]
地检署也依法起诉21个人

1245
01:12:43,375 --> 01:12:46,125
[台语] 幸好 我没有被抓去关

1246
01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:49,416
这是福报啊

1247
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,208
[老师] 好 小朋友 先安静喔

1248
01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:53,083
我们现在两个排排站

1249
01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,041
来 去外面穿鞋子

1250
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:56,416
可以到外面玩啰

1251
01:12:57,083 --> 01:13:00,000
- [小朋友1] 到外面玩了！
- [小朋友2] 好

1252
01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:04,166
[老师] 找到自己的鞋子往前走

1253
01:13:10,541 --> 01:13:12,541
[老师] 拿鞋子就到前面

1254
01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,041
让别人穿 小心喔

1255
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:19,416
说不定警察趁你们不注意的时候
已经把那些东西都拿走了

1256
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,791
[晓荷] 有可能

1257
01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:23,250
[小朋友说笑声]

1258
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,000
[台语] 你是傻子

1259
01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:52,041
我跟你说

1260
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,375
你再怎么赚也赚不了那么多

1261
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:55,958
[台语] 那你呢？

1262
01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:58,708
在厕所藏那些什么乱七八糟的东西

1263
01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:01,083
警察全部搜出来
你不会觉得丢脸吗？

1264
01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:03,083
那是艺术 你懂什么？

1265
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,458
懂你个屁

1266
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:06,958
在那边看那些 不是都长一样？

1267
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:09,458
- 有什么好看的？
- 有大有小喔

1268
01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:22,416
我有一个很值钱的东西要给你

1269
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,458
[员工] 什么东西啊？

1270
01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:26,916
[电视背景音]

1271
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,625
这是谁的啊？

1272
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,541
我的

1273
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,208
你为什么要当这个呢？

1274
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,250
因为我妈没钱了 她需要钱

1275
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,375
那她知道你要来当这个吗？

1276
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:05,666
不知道

1277
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,500
[背景播放流行乐]

1278
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,875
[电话铃响]

1279
01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:24,458
你他妈再打来试试看
信不信我报警啊？

1280
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,041
啊？

1281
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,041
我以为魔鬼手可以帮忙

1282
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:38,000
什么东西啊？

1283
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:42,208
我想要帮妈妈拿到钱

1284
01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:44,791
什么钱？什么魔鬼手？我听不懂

1285
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,791
这是我的魔鬼手

1286
01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:51,500
偷东西的不是我

1287
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:53,958
是我的魔鬼手偷的啦

1288
01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:55,875
不是我

1289
01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:58,458
- 都是谁跟你说这些的？
- 外公

1290
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:02,916
[宜静] 走那么快

1291
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,625
不要烦 快点啦

1292
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,625
我们要去哪里啦？

1293
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:08,375
先去找外公一趟嘛

1294
01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,666
[门铃声]

1295
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,750
安安啊 哎 这…

1296
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,458
怎么了啦？

1297
01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:16,416
怎…怎么了？

1298
01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:22,208
外婆 是你跟她说这个很值钱的吗？

1299
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:30,125
护照 啊！

1300
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:34,250
哎哟 阿嬷的心肝宝贝啊
唉唷 谢谢你耶

1301
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:37,416
没有你 阿嬷要抓去关了 谢谢

1302
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,583
这个是魔鬼手做的啦 不是我

1303
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:42,625
外公

1304
01:16:42,708 --> 01:16:45,791
可不可以麻烦你告诉她
根本没有什么魔鬼手啊？

1305
01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:49,500
[台语] 哎
左手本来就是魔鬼手 好不好？

1306
01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:51,125
就不应该用左手 你是怎样？

1307
01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:52,416
我跟你说 你们都没在教她

1308
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,625
早就没有人在那边什么…

1309
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:56,416
女生都没有在裹小脚了耶

1310
01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:58,500
左撇子也到处都是

1311
01:16:58,583 --> 01:16:59,833
麻烦你跟她讲说

1312
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,458
根本没有什么魔鬼手的存在

1313
01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:04,208
好 没有魔鬼手…

1314
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:06,458
是神的手 是救阿嬷的手

1315
01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:08,208
救阿嬷的手喔

1316
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,375
外婆 你不要再扰乱她了好不好？

1317
01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:14,541
宜静 跟你说

1318
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,416
根本没有什么魔鬼手还什么鬼的手

1319
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,666
这就是你的手 听到了吗？

1320
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:25,083
我用左手丢球害了咕咕死掉

1321
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:26,666
那只是一场意外

1322
01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:28,833
有时候意外的发生

1323
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:30,375
谁也没有办法预料 对吗？

1324
01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:35,000
如果那天 你是用右手丢球的话

1325
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:38,041
咕咕一样会掉下去啊 对吗？

1326
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:41,708
我用左手做了很多坏事

1327
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:44,833
啊？你还做了什么坏事啊？

1328
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:49,375
这些都是你偷的吗？

1329
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:53,000
是我的魔鬼手偷的啦

1330
01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:55,791
郑宜静 这就是你偷的

1331
01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:09,250
你知道你的小孩失踪三个小时吗？

1332
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,791
不就在旁边玩吗？

1333
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,166
走吧

1334
01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:20,250
你们要去哪里啊？

1335
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:22,250
去教小孩

1336
01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:27,166
还有 这你妈给你的

1337
01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:56,083
[店内播放音乐]

1338
01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:00,333
宜静 你又来看哥哥了

1339
01:19:01,666 --> 01:19:04,083
对啊 我是来还东西的

1340
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,250
嗯 你要说什么？

1341
01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:10,250
对不起 偷了东西

1342
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:13,250
没关系 喜欢要跟哥哥说
不可以自己拿喔

1343
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,250
[宜安] 不好意思 下次不会了

1344
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,541
没关系 宜静 下次再来看哥哥

1345
01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:18,791
- 好
- 你要说什么？

1346
01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:19,958
说谢谢啊

1347
01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:21,166
“谢谢 对不起”

1348
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,583
谢谢 对不起

1349
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:23,500
没关系

1350
01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:25,583
不好意思

1351
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:28,541
对不起 姐姐

1352
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:30,875
没关系 走 赶快走

1353
01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:34,708
[路人说话声]

1354
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:37,125
这个是偷哪一间的？那个喔？

1355
01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:38,041
那间吗？

1356
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:43,000
哎 等一下

1357
01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:46,375
你自己去还 要说道歉喔

1358
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:48,125
知道吗？你去

1359
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:52,916
[店主] 宜静 你来了喔？

1360
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,791
我偷了东西

1361
01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,166
啊？

1362
01:19:58,916 --> 01:20:00,833
好 没事 我跟你说

1363
01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:02,416
没有关系的 好不好？

1364
01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:04,541
- 但下次不要了 好不好？
- 好

1365
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,000
好 没事

1366
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,083
好 没事 拜拜

1367
01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:17,083
- 有没有说对不起？
- 有

1368
01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:19,625
- 老板有没有原谅你？
- 有

1369
01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,166
好棒啊 好不好？

1370
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,208
你等下要记得说对不起喔

1371
01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:27,000
知道吗？

1372
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,916
去

1373
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000
[店内播放音乐声]

1374
01:20:34,541 --> 01:20:36,958
对不起 我偷了你的东西

1375
01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,333
- 没关系 下次不要再这样啰
- 嗯

1376
01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:46,541
走 过来 快点

1377
01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:54,541
对不起 我偷了你的东西

1378
01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:56,041
妹妹 你又来了喔？

1379
01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:58,458
你怎么会拿这个？

1380
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:01,958
- 好啦 没关系 下次不可以喔
- 好

1381
01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:05,458
好 没关系 要乖喔 拜拜

1382
01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:08,791
- 下次不要喔
- 好

1383
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,500
有没有说对不起？

1384
01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:14,125
有没有？好啊 那就好了 好不好？

1385
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,416
没事啦

1386
01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:28,708
[喧嚣音乐声渐强]

1387
01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:41,916
转过去 我帮你绑蝴蝶结

1388
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:48,333
好了 蝴蝶结绑好了

1389
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:52,083
- [宜静咯咯笑]
- 夜市姐妹花 好了没？

1390
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:53,833
哇

1391
01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:55,458
你好漂亮喔

1392
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,375
你今天晚上要上台表演对不对？

1393
01:21:57,458 --> 01:21:58,541
她才不敢

1394
01:21:58,625 --> 01:22:00,250
[强尼唱歌]

1395
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:01,875
你们两个好了没？

1396
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:02,875
漂亮 好了吗？

1397
01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:04,250
走了 不能迟到 快点

1398
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,250
都好了吧？

1399
01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:07,375
走了 快 迟到了 走了

1400
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,291
[店内公放音乐声]

1401
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:15,416
哎 到你了啦

1402
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,250
- 几啦？
- 六啊

1403
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,291
- 那我七
- 发什么呆啊？

1404
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:23,333
忘记她啦

1405
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,166
小萍还比较辣

1406
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,833
你少在那边
什么都不知道在那边鬼扯

1407
01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:30,500
跟她没有关系 七啦

1408
01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:32,625
动不动就在那边请假

1409
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:35,125
又爱吃醋 想她干什么？

1410
01:22:36,041 --> 01:22:36,916
请假？

1411
01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:39,750
对了 今天几号？

1412
01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:40,875
礼拜五啦

1413
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:43,208
不是啦 几号啦？什么礼拜五？

1414
01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:45,083
15号啊

1415
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,541
她上次是不是说她外婆生日对不对？

1416
01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,958
对 外婆生日 我怎么没想到？

1417
01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:56,541
[男人讲台语] 好 谢谢

1418
01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:59,166
你很漂亮 你最棒了

1419
01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:01,875
其他桌上东西都可以先吃先喝

1420
01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,625
[众人说笑声]

1421
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:06,625
这里 等下要合照
找我们姐妹合照喔

1422
01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,750
- 姐 时间应该差不多了
- 差不多了

1423
01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:12,375
好 你先下来

1424
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,458
安全帽我等下再帮你脱

1425
01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:17,458
来 我放

1426
01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,708
[淑芬] 来 我帮你脱

1427
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:21,750
很厉害

1428
01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:24,500
- 这一家啊？
- 对

1429
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:25,958
- 快点
- 好

1430
01:23:26,041 --> 01:23:28,250
- 走啰
- 等我啦

1431
01:23:28,333 --> 01:23:29,541
- [路人] 你在哪？
- [宜安] 哦

1432
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,833
[路人] 不是啦 我人在门口

1433
01:23:34,541 --> 01:23:35,375
[路人] 没看到…

1434
01:23:39,166 --> 01:23:40,791
淑芬 今天都是你亲戚啊？

1435
01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:42,541
- 应该吧
- 哦

1436
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,833
- [淑芬] 你坐里面
- [强尼] 好

1437
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:53,208
- [晓红] 来了
- 姐

1438
01:23:53,291 --> 01:23:55,125
- 嗨 你好
- 老姐

1439
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,000
大家好 我叫强尼

1440
01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,458
这我男朋友 强尼

1441
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:00,958
- 晓荷
- 晓荷

1442
01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:02,750
- 晓红
- 晓红 你好

1443
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:04,375
- 这我弟
- 她弟

1444
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,125
振兴 强尼

1445
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,416
[振兴] 坐啊 干嘛不坐？

1446
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,208
[淑芬] 宜安 过来叫人

1447
01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:13,541
哦 长那么大啦？

1448
01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:15,000
舅舅

1449
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,333
- 嗨 舅舅 好久不见
- 嗨

1450
01:24:17,416 --> 01:24:18,750
宜静 小的

1451
01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:19,875
- 姐小的
- 对啊

1452
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,250
- [振兴] 没看过
- 宜静

1453
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,291
叫舅舅

1454
01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,500
哈啰

1455
01:24:24,583 --> 01:24:25,583
哈啰

1456
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:28,041
[晓荷] 哎 你们去那边坐好了

1457
01:24:28,125 --> 01:24:29,708
小朋友坐那边 阿姨带你们去

1458
01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:31,416
- 好喔
- 给他们大人的

1459
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,333
好的

1460
01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:33,375
你的喔？

1461
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:37,791
- 呃
- 不是啦 我们才认识六个月

1462
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,000
- 对 刚认识
- 哦

1463
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:41,375
没多久

1464
01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,416
[晓红] 喝什么？杯子给我 我帮你倒

1465
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:45,375
- [强尼] 都可以
- [晓红] 好

1466
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,083
- 姐 你可以借我手机吗？
- [强尼] 谢谢

1467
01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,083
[阿明] 我想请问

1468
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,375
今晚有没有一位
吴雪梅女士的生日宴会？

1469
01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:53,833
对 我是

1470
01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:56,875
有吗？

1471
01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:00,000
好 谢谢 那我知道了 拜拜

1472
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:06,750
姐 你们搬回台北喔？

1473
01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:10,541
你这次回来多久？

1474
01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:15,333
嗯 住个周末而已吧 公司很忙

1475
01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:17,375
我也才刚搬回上海

1476
01:25:19,916 --> 01:25:21,416
- 强尼
- 你好

1477
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,833
- 辛苦啰 我老姐很难搞吧？
- 啊？

1478
01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:27,791
没有 你姐人很好 嗯

1479
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,000
你是做什么的？

1480
01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:32,083
我…我是那个…

1481
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:33,916
贸易 做贸易

1482
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,083
哦？是喔？你们有上市吗？

1483
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,791
有啊 我在夜市

1484
01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:41,250
在夜市 夜市贸易

1485
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,125
你们想要什么东西 都可以跟我讲

1486
01:25:43,208 --> 01:25:44,708
买不到我都买得到

1487
01:25:45,291 --> 01:25:47,208
- 哦 好喔
- 好 没问题

1488
01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:48,125
[晓荷] 谢谢

1489
01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:49,583
[女生] 你是谁啊？

1490
01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:52,125
她是我妹妹啦

1491
01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:56,041
哦 你叫什么名字？

1492
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,333
宜静

1493
01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,208
[台语] 你自己戒指弄丢
别算到我头上

1494
01:26:00,291 --> 01:26:03,500
- [男人] 叔叔、婶婶 生日快乐
- [众人欢呼]

1495
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:05,000
今天好漂亮喔

1496
01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:08,833
谢谢

1497
01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:10,875
谢谢

1498
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:12,416
[振兴] 妈 来

1499
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,500
爸 你坐那边啦

1500
01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,125
[台语] 我要跟我儿子坐在一起

1501
01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:21,416
来 妈 小心点

1502
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,541
- 爸 喝水
- 很赶吧？

1503
01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:23,541
[台语] 宝贝儿子

1504
01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,916
来 要不要喝点水？这边

1505
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,208
爸、妈 这个我男朋友 强尼

1506
01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:31,416
伯父 伯母 生日快乐

1507
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,000
好 你好

1508
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,875
[台语] 你是做什么的？

1509
01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:39,083
他在夜市摆摊

1510
01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:41,833
他在姐旁边的摊位

1511
01:26:41,916 --> 01:26:43,541
[台语] 卖东西的

1512
01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:46,416
[台语] 我…我什么都有在卖

1513
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,750
什么都有 有缺什么跟我讲

1514
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,500
我要先走 我临时有事

1515
01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:55,375
- 小萍 今晚交给你可以吗？
- 好

1516
01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,416
- 加油 有事再打给我
- 好

1517
01:26:58,416 --> 01:26:59,916
又有什么事？

1518
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,458
看不懂

1519
01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:02,541
那么呢

1520
01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:04,541
接下来就用我们热情的掌声

1521
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:07,500
来欢迎妈妈来跟我们说几句话

1522
01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,333
谢谢

1523
01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:14,333
谢谢大家 欢迎光临

1524
01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:17,375
也感谢大家抽空出席

1525
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,833
啊 我…宝贝儿子

1526
01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:22,958
贴心、孝顺啦

1527
01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:24,958
帮我办生日宴会

1528
01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,166
妈 生日快乐

1529
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:28,333
谢谢

1530
01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:30,500
[台语] 感恩啦 谢谢 多谢

1531
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:34,416
那在妈妈还有大家开始吃饭之前

1532
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,125
我们先举杯敬茶、敬酒

1533
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:39,125
来跟妈妈说生日快乐 好吗？

1534
01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:41,750
[男人] 好 生日快乐

1535
01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:43,541
[晓红] 生日快乐

1536
01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:56,791
[台语] 不好意思

1537
01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:58,208
[女人] 阿姨 好久不见

1538
01:27:58,291 --> 01:28:00,166
- [强尼] 我自己来
- [笑声]

1539
01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:02,208
- 谢谢
- 好

1540
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:04,916
- 没有杯子喔？
- 有啦 在那边 你刚那杯放在那里

1541
01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:06,958
乖乖

1542
01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:10,083
这个是我的最爱外孙女

1543
01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,125
不是啦 我是说

1544
01:28:14,208 --> 01:28:16,250
你们都是我最爱的

1545
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,708
都是我最爱的啦

1546
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,750
阿嬷是骗他们的

1547
01:28:20,833 --> 01:28:23,041
你才是我的心肝宝贝喔

1548
01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:26,333
[女生] 外婆 今天你生日 我们敬你

1549
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:28,375
- 生日快乐
- 生日快乐

1550
01:28:28,458 --> 01:28:31,750
- 生日快乐
- [晓红] 好 在大家用餐的时候呢

1551
01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,750
呃 我要特别

1552
01:28:33,833 --> 01:28:35,458
要来祝福我的妈妈生日快乐

1553
01:28:35,541 --> 01:28:38,833
所以我请我的女儿美玲上来 美玲

1554
01:28:44,083 --> 01:28:47,166
也晋级了《星光灿烂》总决赛

1555
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,750
所以她今天要唱这首歌曲

1556
01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,916
啊 那个评审还说喔

1557
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,916
如果美玲到中国发展

1558
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,833
前途不可限量耶

1559
01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:56,958
[欢呼]

1560
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,791
[晓红] 妈妈 生日快乐

1561
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,750
怎么那么慢？

1562
01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:15,208
- 啊？
- 很慢耶

1563
01:29:15,291 --> 01:29:16,208
走吧

1564
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,333
等下我去叫她下来

1565
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:25,375
- 你在这边等我 你不要冲动
- 不要

1566
01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:27,208
不要冲动啦 你在这边等我

1567
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:37,208
宜安

1568
01:29:38,041 --> 01:29:40,375
你可以跟我们下去一下吗？
有事情要跟你商量

1569
01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:44,583
- 有事找你…
- 郑宜安

1570
01:29:44,666 --> 01:29:46,125
干 你们怎么会在这里啊？

1571
01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:47,166
跟我们出来讲

1572
01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,500
不要拉 你是…

1573
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:52,250
我们现在有很重要的事情要跟你讲

1574
01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,333
请你出来外面

1575
01:29:53,416 --> 01:29:55,083
不是 我一直打给你 你都不接

1576
01:29:55,166 --> 01:29:57,291
- 真的有重要的事…
- 生日宴会 你们怎么敢来这里？

1577
01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,041
- 我现在在给你面子…
- 嘘！

1578
01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:02,041
滚出去

1579
01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:03,416
就叫你出来外面讲

1580
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,166
滚出去

1581
01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:06,750
我现在在给你面子 你是…

1582
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,000
- 滚出去
- 我是给你面子…

1583
01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:09,375
- 不要这样
- 她怎么了吗？

1584
01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:10,625
[台语] 不好意思 这里没有你的事

1585
01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:11,833
- 我是她妈
- 你现在要…

1586
01:30:12,416 --> 01:30:14,541
- 两位有什么事吗？
- 你是她妈妈？

1587
01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:17,791
我是她前老板

1588
01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:19,583
有事情要找她商量 不好意思

1589
01:30:19,666 --> 01:30:21,583
我们已经找她找两个多礼拜了

1590
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,416
- 你们臭不要脸
- 你为什么要这样？

1591
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,833
过来

1592
01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:28,791
这边有多少客人你不知道吗？

1593
01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:33,250
我已经没有在你们那边上班
你们还想怎样？

1594
01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:34,208
你闭嘴

1595
01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:36,541
你们现在可以讲 到底什么事情？

1596
01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:39,708
她到底怎么样得罪你们
你们需要到这里来闹？

1597
01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:42,958
怎样？

1598
01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:44,250
你们都不讲是不是？

1599
01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:46,166
好啊 我讲啊

1600
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:49,458
你女儿睡了我老公还怀孕啦！

1601
01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:51,958
不行 都是人 你小声一点可以吗？

1602
01:30:52,041 --> 01:30:54,416
[众人低语]

1603
01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:01,083
这是真的吗？

1604
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:02,833
不干你的事

1605
01:31:04,333 --> 01:31:06,500
- 我问你是真的吗？
- 自己讲的啊

1606
01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,458
我们家现在都生的是女儿

1607
01:31:09,541 --> 01:31:12,208
所以如果你女儿
这一胎是男的话 我就要

1608
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,125
怎么可能啊？神经病！

1609
01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:15,458
[陈沛兰] 什么神经病？

1610
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:18,000
我已经不跟你计较你勾引我老公耶

1611
01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:20,208
我现在只要一个儿子来分家产
我有错吗？

1612
01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:23,291
[陈沛兰] 睡我老公啊！免费的！

1613
01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,958
- 好了
- [强尼] 我去看一下

1614
01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:27,666
钱的问题你们不用担心

1615
01:31:27,750 --> 01:31:28,791
我们会全部负责 所以…

1616
01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:30,500
你他妈能不能闭嘴啊？

1617
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,166
我们会付全部的费用

1618
01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:33,708
只要他是一个男的

1619
01:31:33,791 --> 01:31:34,875
我全部都付！

1620
01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:37,416
怎么了？

1621
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,625
- 我问你是不是真的！
- [强尼] 别这样

1622
01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:42,625
- 不要这样
- 我问你是不是真的！

1623
01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:44,166
不要这样

1624
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,375
[强尼] 不要这样

1625
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:46,708
[淑芬哭泣声]

1626
01:31:46,791 --> 01:31:48,000
她自己说她怀孕的啊

1627
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,541
你他妈说这个对不对？

1628
01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:55,125
早就没了 贱人！

1629
01:31:58,166 --> 01:32:00,500
- 我他妈今天杀死你…
- 哎！不要

1630
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:01,625
[强尼]你干什么？放手！

1631
01:32:01,708 --> 01:32:03,916
- 放手
- 我们回…好了 我们回去

1632
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:04,916
- 冷静啦
- 走开！

1633
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:05,875
- 出去！
- 走了

1634
01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,458
- 她勾引我老公！
- 再吵我报警喔！

1635
01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:09,041
[阿明] 走了 可以了 回去！

1636
01:32:09,125 --> 01:32:11,250
- [陈沛兰] 郑宜安 去死啦！
- [阿明] 好 走啦！

1637
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,375
没事啊

1638
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:14,916
- 走了！
- 你不要拉着我！

1639
01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:16,916
[强尼] 出去

1640
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,000
[陈沛兰哭泣声]

1641
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:23,208
还不走啊？

1642
01:32:31,791 --> 01:32:34,458
抱歉 这可以帮我交给宜安吗？

1643
01:32:45,541 --> 01:32:47,083
你还是没有学乖

1644
01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:55,041
你什么时候
可以对你自己的人生负责 啊？

1645
01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:10,791
坐

1646
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:31,750
你…没事吧？

1647
01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:33,583
没事

1648
01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:39,416
[强尼] 所以 刚才

1649
01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:41,541
到底怎么了？

1650
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:42,833
不干你的事

1651
01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:49,708
你妈会那么生气其实是因为关心你

1652
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,250
你又认识我妈喔？

1653
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:57,375
不就跟她睡了两个礼拜就当我爸喔？

1654
01:34:04,791 --> 01:34:06,875
姐 你刚去哪里啊？

1655
01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:26,083
我刚有去跟她说过了

1656
01:34:28,666 --> 01:34:30,041
有什么好说的？

1657
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:35,916
[淑芬] 没救了

1658
01:34:46,125 --> 01:34:47,375
[麦克风发出尖锐声]

1659
01:34:47,458 --> 01:34:50,166
很抱歉 刚有些小骚动 惊扰大家

1660
01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:54,791
首先非常感谢大家来参加
我亲爱的妈咪六十岁大寿

1661
01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:57,375
我妈咪凡事都很为我

1662
01:34:57,458 --> 01:34:58,625
跟我亲爱的姐姐们着想

1663
01:35:00,166 --> 01:35:02,416
去年国际的景气非常不好

1664
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,708
所以我开设了一家国际公司

1665
01:35:04,791 --> 01:35:07,416
目的就是为了帮助更多的失业家庭

1666
01:35:08,166 --> 01:35:10,208
让他们有一个机会 跟一个未来

1667
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,000
而我最大的资金赞助者

1668
01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:14,541
就是我亲爱的妈咪

1669
01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:17,250
请大家给予这位伟大的慈善家

1670
01:35:17,833 --> 01:35:19,000
一个大大的掌声

1671
01:35:23,416 --> 01:35:24,291
妈咪

1672
01:35:25,083 --> 01:35:27,375
[英文] 生日快乐
[中文] 祝你长命百岁

1673
01:35:29,625 --> 01:35:31,625
[麦克风发出尖锐声]

1674
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:33,791
啊…

1675
01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:37,625
祝我们伟大的妈妈

1676
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,458
[晓红] 谢谢你生我们、养我们

1677
01:35:41,541 --> 01:35:42,708
育我们

1678
01:35:42,791 --> 01:35:45,791
生日快乐 福如东海 寿比南山

1679
01:35:46,750 --> 01:35:51,291
[晓红轻笑] 呃 我们也有准备
一个很特别的生日蛋糕

1680
01:35:51,375 --> 01:35:53,083
要送给我们的母亲

1681
01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:55,916
那我们请服务生推出来 好吗？

1682
01:36:02,166 --> 01:36:03,000
等一下

1683
01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:05,416
我有话要说

1684
01:36:08,791 --> 01:36:10,166
她要干嘛？

1685
01:36:11,583 --> 01:36:13,000
[麦克风发出鸣声]

1686
01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:20,708
外婆

1687
01:36:22,458 --> 01:36:25,625
先谢谢你从来都没有把我当小孩看待

1688
01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:31,791
[宜安] 不好意思

1689
01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:33,791
对不起啦

1690
01:36:37,666 --> 01:36:39,500
我只是想说在切蛋糕前

1691
01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:42,166
可以先和宜静跟你说生日快乐

1692
01:36:43,708 --> 01:36:45,583
那我先说喔

1693
01:36:45,666 --> 01:36:47,625
外婆 生日快乐

1694
01:36:50,291 --> 01:36:51,583
再来换宜静说

1695
01:36:55,791 --> 01:36:56,958
拿着

1696
01:37:05,583 --> 01:37:06,500
说啊

1697
01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:12,166
[台语] 曾祖母 [中文] 生日快乐

1698
01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:17,041
乖乖 你叫错了啦

1699
01:37:17,125 --> 01:37:18,791
我是[台语]阿嬷 不是[台语]曾祖母

1700
01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:19,833
再说一次

1701
01:37:20,625 --> 01:37:22,333
[台语] 曾祖母 [中文] 生日快乐

1702
01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:26,166
宜静没有说错

1703
01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:31,583
外婆就是宜静的曾祖母

1704
01:37:31,666 --> 01:37:33,666
[众人哗然]

1705
01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:36,291
我妈他妈的以为
可以神不知鬼不觉地…

1706
01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:37,708
你喝醉了 不要这样子

1707
01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:39,166
我没有喝醉

1708
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,250
不好意思 她喝多了

1709
01:37:40,333 --> 01:37:42,291
宜静是我生的 不是你生的！

1710
01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:44,250
你到底在干嘛？可不可以不要…

1711
01:37:44,333 --> 01:37:46,333
现在应该让她知道了！

1712
01:37:48,083 --> 01:37:49,166
你到底在说什么啊？

1713
01:37:52,625 --> 01:37:54,250
[淑芬哭泣]

1714
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,500
我是为了保护你

1715
01:37:56,583 --> 01:37:57,958
我就是不懂

1716
01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:03,583
年纪那么小
你带着小孩 谁要娶你？

1717
01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:06,291
为什么我一定要嫁人？

1718
01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:10,500
从以前到现在
你就只在乎你自己的面子

1719
01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,833
你有想过我的感受吗？

1720
01:38:12,916 --> 01:38:13,791
[振兴] 妈

1721
01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:17,208
我为什么是曾祖母？

1722
01:38:17,291 --> 01:38:19,708
我是曾祖母？

1723
01:38:19,791 --> 01:38:21,875
你…你给我解释清楚

1724
01:38:28,750 --> 01:38:31,375
噢 真是丢死人了

1725
01:38:33,666 --> 01:38:35,333
[吴雪梅] 为什么要偏偏在今天？

1726
01:38:35,416 --> 01:38:37,958
这么大的事情你也要骗我

1727
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,791
我这张脸都被你丢尽了

1728
01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:46,208
你到底有没有羞耻心？

1729
01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,875
还是你不想给我好日子过？

1730
01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:54,875
还是你真的打算骗我一辈子吗？

1731
01:38:58,916 --> 01:39:00,416
我原本是这样打算啊

1732
01:39:06,583 --> 01:39:07,916
- 闭嘴 你给我闭嘴！
- [晓荷] 妈

1733
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,166
- [振兴] 妈
- [晓荷] 好了啦

1734
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,083
- [晓红] 先把她安…安抚她
- [吴雪梅哭泣]

1735
01:39:11,833 --> 01:39:12,708
[振兴] 把她拉回来

1736
01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:16,166
[晓红] 坐好

1737
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,791
[吴雪梅哭泣]

1738
01:39:18,916 --> 01:39:21,458
[晓红] 你先回去坐好

1739
01:39:25,791 --> 01:39:26,625
[强尼] 不要这样

1740
01:39:27,541 --> 01:39:28,541
呃

1741
01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:32,041
今天的生日宴会真是充满惊喜

1742
01:39:32,666 --> 01:39:35,708
这个蛋糕是寿桃耶

1743
01:39:36,458 --> 01:39:37,666
真的是寿桃耶

1744
01:39:38,333 --> 01:39:42,875
呃 在切寿桃之前
我们先来唱生日快乐歌

1745
01:39:44,041 --> 01:39:47,708
[强尼唱歌] 祝你生日快乐

1746
01:39:47,791 --> 01:39:50,666
祝你生日快乐

1747
01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:55,125
祝你生日快乐

1748
01:39:55,208 --> 01:39:58,958
祝你生日快乐

1749
01:41:17,250 --> 01:41:19,000
[炒饭滋滋声]

1750
01:41:19,083 --> 01:41:20,041
哈啰

1751
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:21,875
哈啰

1752
01:41:22,708 --> 01:41:23,666
哦

1753
01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:25,958
你今天心情很好喔

1754
01:41:26,041 --> 01:41:27,000
没有啦

1755
01:41:32,583 --> 01:41:33,458
嗨

1756
01:41:34,875 --> 01:41:35,958
你来干嘛？

1757
01:41:36,541 --> 01:41:37,958
我想说可以来帮忙啊

1758
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,208
[舒缓音乐渐渐响起]

1759
01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:50,666
[强尼] 来 这个叫做神奇海绵

1760
01:41:52,166 --> 01:41:55,125
神奇海绵 来 看一下
这个叫神奇海绵

1761
01:41:55,208 --> 01:41:57,625
今天做特价

1762
01:41:57,708 --> 01:41:58,791
买一块送一块

1763
01:41:58,875 --> 01:42:00,791
买三块只要五十块
要不要参考看看？

1764
01:42:02,666 --> 01:42:05,208
- [激昂音乐声逐渐变大]
- [宜静咯咯笑]

1765
01:42:05,291 --> 01:42:07,166
向右

1766
01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:13,541
[宜安] 小力一点啦

1767
01:42:15,833 --> 01:42:17,125
阿莉 来啦？

1768
01:42:17,208 --> 01:42:18,500
宜静

1769
01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:19,500
哈啰

1770
01:42:19,583 --> 01:42:21,166
[宜安] 这边给你擦

1771
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:25,541
[强尼] 准备好了吗？

1772
01:42:25,625 --> 01:42:27,125
准备好什么啦？

1773
01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:31,583
准备好看宜静个人演唱会了吗？

1774
01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,041
宜静演唱会

1775
01:42:33,791 --> 01:42:34,833
[英文] 开始！

1776
01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:36,333
[流行乐响起]

1777
01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:37,708
妈 你看

1778
01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:43,083
掌声加尖叫

1779
01:42:43,166 --> 01:42:44,583
[宜安] 小声一点啦

1780
01:42:44,666 --> 01:42:46,083
[强尼]
干嘛小声？演唱会就是要大声

1781
01:42:46,166 --> 01:42:47,583
- 对不对？宜静
- [宜安] 丢脸

1782
01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:48,500
[强尼] 跳起来

1783
01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:51,041
[强尼] 你好厉害

1784
01:42:56,916 --> 01:42:58,125
[强尼] 把手借给我

1785
01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,291
[强尼] 好厉害

1786
01:43:08,625 --> 01:43:09,916
[强尼] 看过来！

1787
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,333
宜静在跳舞喔！

1788
01:43:12,541 --> 01:43:15,208
嘿 各位观众 看过来！