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{\an8}Sometimes I wonder if I have a pattern
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{\an8}with the choices that
I've made in my life.
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{\an8}Evan was an obvious douche.
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{\an8}I should've paid attention to the signs.
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{\an8}Dave had crazy eyes.
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{\an8}I never should've gone on the second date.
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{\an8}I mean, look at him!
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{\an8}And Colin did a lot of
drugs, just like my sister.
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{\an8}Why am I choosing these people?
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{\an8}There were a few nice ones,
but I broke up with them.
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{\an8}Why am I doing this?
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{\an8}All your fault.
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{\an8}Mom and Dad.
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{\an8}Everything's going
great. My life is great.
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{\an8}My life is great.
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{\an8}My life is great.
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Hi. I'm here for
Clio Fitzgerald.
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Clio Fitzgerald for discharge.
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Sign these papers saying that
we released her to your care.
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Well, it's not my care.
It's my parents' care.
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She's staying in their garage.
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You need to take responsibility for her.
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You gonna take her home?
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OK.
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Dr. Bender to the mental ward, please.
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Mountain View
Rehabilitation Center.
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So you are off drugs now, right?
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Yeah.
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I started a workout revolution
in that hellhole. Yes, I did.
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Everything's gonna be OK.
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Right, I just feel really--
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- You're so good.
- Thank you.
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It's like I have...
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I have, like, a newfound
purpose or something.
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I feel like all you need
is a catchy name, you know?
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- We're with you.
- You got something.
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Hey, Clio came up with a great new idea.
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Punchilates. It's a cross
between Pilates and kickboxing.
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Ooh, I love this idea.
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So you're gonna do a
workout class, like mine?
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My workout class is nothing
like yours. It's better.
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It's not for dumb yoga idiots.
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It's for badass people
that want to destroy shit.
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So it's a workout class.
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It's Pilates that kicks your ass.
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It's a great idea, honey,
and I'm proud of you.
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- See?
- Are you proud of me?
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- I have a real class.
- Proud? No, no, no.
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Not if you're still
living in sin with Dave.
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- OK, Al-
- We broke up.
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So why not marry that nice
guy from my church group, huh?
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He's a virgin.
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That's weird you know that.
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Oh, that dismissive tone's the
voice of Satan in your life.
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I don't want to hear
about hell again, ever.
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Your choices reflect on me.
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Don't you want me to go to heaven?
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OK, well, I'll keep you
posted on my activities,
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and how they affect
your chances of heaven.
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God!
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Heal this family!
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And should we sin against thee, Lord,
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let us be cast in fire and
tormented for all eternity,
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cursed as we go in, and
cursed as we come out.
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You be nice to your sister.
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Family is only as happy
as its least happy member.
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Anne, I need to show you
something in my craft room.
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You alright, honey?
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Why did she buy this stuff?
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It's like I always told you.
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Don't get married, and
don't have children.
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I could've been a famous singer,
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but then I married your father.
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I had to take care of you two,
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and I had to give up on my dream.
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Don't do what I did.
Look what happened to me.
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Are you saying you wish
you didn't have me?
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No.
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I mean, I had to get vaginal
reconstructive surgery
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after you were born, but
no, I love you both so much.
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So much.
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Honestly, I love you a
little more than your sister.
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When is she going to get it together?
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- I gotta go.
- Always remember,
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your career is all that matters.
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OK.
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I always thought you'd be a star,
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but you're yoga teacher,
and that's almost as good.
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One of us needs to be really important.
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I've got to put this family on the map.
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Now, look, look.
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I've made an album, and I'm
going to drop it online.
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Have you heard about this? Dropping music?
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It's what everybody does these days.
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You know, no run-up,
just midnight release,
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and boom, you're Lady Gaga.
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It's time I do something with my life.
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- You have done something.
- Listen to my tracks
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and tell me if I'm any good.
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And if you think I'm
any good, I'll drop it.
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And if you don't think it's
good, I- I won't drop it.
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Why ask me? I'm not in the music business.
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You listen to music, and
I trust your opinion.
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Please get back to me as soon as possible.
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My dreams await your answer.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How'd it go?
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Can I come over?
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Oh no. That bad, huh?
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OK, so I need the opinions
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of my very best taste testers.
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Does it go on the opening night menu?
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Yes!
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Please teach her how to cook.
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I could.
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Can you believe, six months ago,
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this place was called
"Cap'n Ahab's Crab Shack"?
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That's a mouthful.
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And now I think, honestly,
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we are, like, a year from
getting a Bib Gourmand,
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which is the rating just under one star
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in the Michelin guide.
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I just want to say congratulations
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on opening your first restaurant.
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I am so proud of you guys.
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You're gonna make an ass-load.
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Yes, please.
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We absolutely have to, 'cause right now,
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we are in staggering debt.
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Yes, you are.
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No more doom and gloom, Max.
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- Think positive.
- Yeah, no more Mr. Worryface.
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- No more Mr. Worries?
- No more Mr. Worries.
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No more
Mr. Worryface.
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Oh, alright.
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Yes, you can call me
Mr. Worryface.
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Well, I am so proud of you.
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This is such a big dream of yours. Yeah.
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Smooch, smooch, smooch!
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Smoochie! I love Auntie Anne.
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What about Auntie Roz?
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- Where's the love there?
- She loves me more.
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Well, I can't imagine that
could be true, my lady.
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How do you stand on that?
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You're both good.
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- OK.
- She's a diplomat.
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See? Have a kid. It's great.
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Well, I don't have a boyfriend,
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and I deleted Dave from my contacts.
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Did you put your app profile up?
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- No.
- Well, I got your passwords.
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I'm going home and
I'm doing it for you.
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You have terrible taste in boyfriends.
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And S-H-I-T passwords.
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I can spell.
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You helped me through my divorce,
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and I'm gonna help you here.
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This is a bad boyfriend intervention.
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You need to stop dating losers.
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- It's not an intervention.
- Yes, it is.
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No, we have nothing to do with this.
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You are on your own, Roz.
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You're gonna just let me sit here?
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- Absolutely.
- OK.
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I do want to break my pattern.
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OK, so you do admit
that you have a pattern.
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What do you think, Max?
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What about the guy who
had all the panic attacks?
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Well, um...
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Or the workaholic with
erectile dysfunction?
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Or the drug addict that
actually overdosed?
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Or the guy who had all the
temper tantrums in public?
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Or the one who ended up
in a mental institution
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because he walked into
a bar waving a toy gun?
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Or the guy who refused to
admit that he wore a toupee,
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even though it fell off in front of you?
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- Hey, what about Sean?
- I liked Sean!
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- Sean was great.
- Sean was great,
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but then she broke up with
him for no reason, remember?
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Maybe this is an intervention.
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- Thank you.
- OK, but not a planned one.
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I don't care.
Impromptu intervention.
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- It's still important.
- Right.
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No more basket cases for me.
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- Yay!
- Great.
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Oh my god. Yes, please.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi!
- Hey, buddy.
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- How are you?
- Steve.
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It's just a vibe check with the doors.
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Roz, Anne, this is my contractor, Steve.
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- Hi.
- Hi. It's nice to meet you.
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This is my daughter, Lily.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Lily. I'm Emma.
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Nice to meet you.
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You can say hi.
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- Hi.
- Steve,
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you are very attractive,
almost alarming so.
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Uh, thank you.
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Well, that is what everyone
looks for in a contractor.
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I mean, it's on the list.
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- Cuteness.
- Yep. Yep.
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I'm gonna check the doors out.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Now that it's weird.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You made it weird.
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I know, I made it
weird, yeah. Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Alright, he's very cute. Is
he single? 'Cause I like this.
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- He's getting divorced.
- Perfect. But is he nice?
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Because if he's nice,
she'll break up with him,
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like poor Sean, so then
maybe not a great idea.
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He's very nice.
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And he's also not finished yet.
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OK. Well, then no, Steve's out.
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Alright, I'm shaving a
couple years off you.
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- Thank you.
- I'm putting in your profile
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that you're looking for a guy
with no emotional disorders.
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Don't write that!
That sounds desperate.
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It does not sound desperate.
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How do you know they're
not gonna murder you?
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Oh, you don't. That's part of the fun.
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I think it's better to
get set up by a friend.
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Alright.
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Max, set up Anne, with that hot guy Steve.
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Oh, come on!
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- No, just do it.
- Look,
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he's the only affordable
contractor I could find.
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And you know how she goes through guys.
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- What?
- Sorry, uh,
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I should've have told you that you are
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on speakerphone with Anne.
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- Oh!
- Hi!
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I mean, you know,
Anne's great, you're great.
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Yeah, I'll call him.
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Thank you!
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They just raised my rent.
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I need you to get more students.
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Write a blog, and call it "How
to Be Happy," or some shit.
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I don't know how to write a blog.
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Write down the crap you say in class,
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and try to find a way to be relevant.
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Like Kim Kardashian.
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Post some pictures of yourself
in a bikini, or some shit.
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OK.
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Don't fuck up my peace.
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Namaste.
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Alright, let's meet in Tadasana.
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No, it feels like .
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But hey, how is this, right? Yeah.
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- Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It's fine.
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00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,255
OK, no, no. No, that is not fine.
253
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,841
I want you to sit down here.
I gotta take care of that.
254
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,093
I got a first aid kit.
255
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,346
- You must be prepared, right?
- Well...
256
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,848
OK, come on, sit.
Give it to me.
257
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,142
But see, here's- here's the real question.
258
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:15,313
Do you want to be
Snow White or Cinderella?
259
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,523
Snow White, definitely.
260
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,609
Come on, get it up here.
261
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,152
Give it to me. Don't be shy.
262
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,696
We gotta get to know each other.
263
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,323
OK.
264
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,158
OK. This might sting.
265
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,827
Ooh, ah, did that hurt?
266
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,036
- You OK? OK, alright
- It's OK. No, it's great.
267
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,371
Yeah, you did it.
268
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,039
You...
269
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,124
are...
270
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,250
all better.
271
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,047
I'd kiss it, but that'd be awkward, right?
272
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,843
Um, this is my favorite beach.
273
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405
That is what's in your bag?
274
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,073
I figured when a guy says a picnic,
275
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,783
he means two sandwiches and Snapple.
276
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,077
Oh, no, no, no. This here,
277
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,664
this is Steve's world-famous
homemade fried chicken.
278
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,959
And, oh, I didn't know if
279
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:22,464
you preferred still or sparkling water,
280
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,341
so I brought both.
281
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,469
Is this a bit overboard? Did
I just totally go nuts here?
282
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,596
I think it's impressive.
283
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,807
You know, when my ex and I split up,
284
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,018
I, uh, had to learn how to cook,
285
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,978
'cause my daughter would
look at me, and be like,
286
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,272
"Dad, what are we eating?"
And I'd be like, "I don't know!"
287
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,816
I'm just really used to carrying stuff.
288
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,193
I'm like my...
289
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,569
I'm like my daughter's mule.
290
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,990
Um...
291
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,160
So Max told me that
you are a yoga teacher,
292
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,665
so I had to do what we do,
and I googled that shit.
293
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918
And you know, I gotta be honest, though.
294
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,127
I think...
295
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,297
I think you're the most
beautiful yoga teacher
296
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,423
in all of Rhode Island.
297
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:14,933
Max told me that, um, that
you're going through a divorce?
298
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,435
Yes, which is not as cool
as being a yoga teacher.
299
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,816
We've been separated,
uh, well over a year.
300
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,945
And she has just been
raking me over the coals.
301
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,323
So really, I just want
my daughter to be OK.
302
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,703
OK, full- full disclosure.
303
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,121
I have not been on a
304
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,499
proper date in, like, well over a decade.
305
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,084
So are you OK with that?
306
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,002
'Cause I'm not sure
I'm doing this right.
307
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,171
You're already better than all
my past boyfriends combined.
308
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,426
Aww. Anyways, uh,
309
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,010
cheers.
310
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,303
Cheers.
311
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,304
Cheers.
312
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,515
Eat, eat, eat, eat. Go.
313
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,016
The world-famous...
314
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,357
Mmm!
315
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,241
Here she is!
316
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,743
- Emma!
- Hi.
317
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,411
Anne, thanks for picking her up.
318
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,412
Anytime.
319
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,997
I have something to say.
320
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,082
Winnie at school told
me my shirt was dumb.
321
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,625
Winnie sounds dumb.
322
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,294
But you know you can
feel good about yourself
323
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,421
no matter what people say, right?
324
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,089
- Yeah.
- One thing for sure,
325
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,549
we all know...
326
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,217
Winnie needs to die.
327
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,220
OK, calm down. Some people
just have bad taste.
328
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,347
I just think Winnie's a narcissist,
329
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,099
or has problems at home.
330
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,268
Wow. That is really mature, little lady.
331
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,103
- Thank you.
- Almost freakishly mature.
332
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,772
What do you think about the tablecloths?
333
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,523
- They're so pretty!
- Lemme give her a hand.
334
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,734
And look what Steve fixed.
335
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,319
Wow!
336
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,904
- Wow!
- Let's go!
337
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,364
Yeah, Steve did an amazing job.
338
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,365
Speaking of...
339
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,910
How'd that go?
340
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,203
- We went on a date.
- And?
341
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,579
It was great.
342
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,039
So there's nothing weird about him?
343
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,999
- He made me a picnic.
- Oh, he cooks.
344
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,251
I think I can help him get
over the pain of the divorce
345
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,252
and find joy again.
346
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,796
Well, that sounds easy.
347
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,339
I just want to make sure he doesn't have
348
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,216
a personality disorder lurking in there.
349
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,885
- Some of this.
- He's almost,
350
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,804
almost suspiciously handsome.
351
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,242
Woo! Can you throw me that?
352
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,745
Ah.
353
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,413
You sure you don't want to join me?
354
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,290
Tell me what's good
about you and what's bad.
355
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,251
OK, here we go.
356
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,836
What's good?
357
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,463
Oh, easy. I give the best foot massages.
358
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,090
The best? That's a big claim.
359
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,132
Well, so I've been told.
360
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,676
- OK.
- Oh, OK.
361
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,142
Is this how you seduce women?
362
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,396
Is it working?
363
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,837
Oh.
364
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,298
- Pause for second.
- Sure. Yep.
365
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,299
Hey.
366
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,384
Uh-huh.
367
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,512
OK.
368
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,766
Uh-huh.
369
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,061
- What's up?
- I have to go. I'm sorry.
370
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,438
Why? What happened?
371
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,189
I have to find my stupid sister.
372
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,399
Oh, um...
373
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,400
Can I help?
374
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,153
You don't want to meet
my family this soon.
375
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,030
You definitely wouldn't
want to date me then.
376
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,032
How about I drive?
377
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,617
Come on. Let's go.
378
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,327
Let's find your sister.
379
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,745
Wait, wait, I think
I see her. Pull over.
380
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,374
Clio!
381
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,375
Oh.
382
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,544
Clio!
383
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,545
Come back!
384
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,383
Oh, fuck you. You don't care about me.
385
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,927
Nobody cares about me.
386
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,094
When you wander around dangerous places,
387
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,638
it's hard to find you.
388
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,390
Fuck off. Go back to your easy life, OK?
389
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,351
Some people have to struggle, you know?
390
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,020
- Get in the car.
- No!
391
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,022
Hi, I'm Steve, by the way.
392
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,565
You're welcome to come with us.
393
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,150
Who's this asshole?
394
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,569
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
ruin your perfect day?
395
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,404
Your perfect day with
your perfect boyfriend?
396
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,198
I have problems too, you know.
397
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,867
Whatever your problems are
nothing compared to mine.
398
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,119
- Thanks.
- Like one billion
399
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,788
minus a trillion.
400
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,956
Great. I guess you win?
401
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,458
Come on, babe. Let's go.
402
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,001
I think she's gonna come with us.
403
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,341
This guy.
404
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,637
Back off.
405
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,766
You're a fucking loser.
406
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,189
OK.
407
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,774
Sorry.
408
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,775
Love you.
409
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,570
He's my sponsor, dumbass.
410
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,281
Really?
411
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,203
Hey, Clio.
412
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,205
What?
413
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,045
Uh, we're worried about you, baby.
414
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,046
Uh-huh.
415
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,467
How did this happen?
416
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,635
Well, I can't follow her
around day and night.
417
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,095
Follow me on Instagram, bitch.
418
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,930
You are your sister's keeper.
419
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,307
- She's almost 40.
- 40 is the new 30.
420
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,893
We're taking you back to rehab.
421
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,562
- No fucking way.
- We care about you.
422
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,522
We don't want you to die.
423
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,482
- Daddy!
- You're my baby.
424
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,109
I love you. Don't die.
425
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,819
I don't want to die.
426
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,696
- I don't want to die.
- Don't die.
427
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,990
- Please don't let me die.
- I won't let you. I love you.
428
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,492
- You're my baby. Don't die.
- I don't want to die.
429
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,119
- Don't let me die.
- You're not going to die.
430
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,204
- What a fun day.
- Come on. Come on.
431
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,998
Nothing is more important than family.
432
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,542
Did you listen to my tracks?
433
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,543
Not yet.
434
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,253
- Honey!
- I will.
435
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,338
Hi, I'm Steve.
436
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,549
It is so lovely to meet Anne's family.
437
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,092
Oh, nice to meet you, Steve.
438
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,011
I hope I get to see you again sometime.
439
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,556
Oh, well, I hope that I get
to hear your tracks sometime.
440
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,684
Oh! Oh!
441
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,686
- Oh.
- Gotta go.
442
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,188
- Bye.
- Yeah, bye.
443
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,689
OK. Oh, we're out.
444
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,400
You OK?
445
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,820
My family's fucked up.
446
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,489
Everybody's family is fucked up.
447
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,242
You still want to hang out
with me after all that?
448
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,287
Um...
449
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,288
Hmm.
450
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,353
Should I do this?
451
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,774
I'm doing this.
452
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,526
If I like there's gotta be
something wrong with him.
453
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:22,568
I mean...
454
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,403
I should not do it,
455
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,365
and I should get to know him
for, like, six months first.
456
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,367
Definitely, definitely,
457
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,160
not having sex with him.
458
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,703
No sex.
459
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,582
No sex for me.
460
00:23:55,393 --> 00:24:00,106
Anne, where's the fucking blog?
We need to make this money.
461
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,827
OK.
462
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,497
Hi.
463
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,333
I'm Anne Fitzgerald.
464
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:04,086
Doing yoga can make you feel so good.
465
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:08,007
It can relieve stress and tension.
466
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,508
Come to my class.
467
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,803
Ugh. Because I'm relevant.
468
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,972
Except, I'm not. I'm a mess.
469
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,849
And I hate myself every
time I see my family.
470
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,185
Family sucks. Is it OK
to say your family sucks?
471
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,645
I feel like we're only allowed to talk
472
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,188
about how much we love our families.
473
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,814
But how did I end up
with these crazy people?
474
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,358
Sometimes I hate my sister.
475
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,943
I'm wearing a bikini
for no reason, actually,
476
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,319
'cause I'm trying to
be like Kim Kardashian.
477
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,904
Soon I'll be getting butt implants,
478
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,822
but I want you to know
I'm very spiritual.
479
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,367
Do yoga and try not to have
a nervous breakdown, like me.
480
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,287
- Hey!
- Terrible!
481
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,164
Hot? What, you swimming?
What's happening?
482
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,083
Oh, it's, uh, um, I don't know.
483
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,751
It's too embarrassing to tell you.
484
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,211
- I have frozen yogurt.
- What's up!
485
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,632
Tell me you got chocolate
peanut butter with Sno-Caps.
486
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,801
Yes. OK, this isn't a
chat. What is going on?
487
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,177
I'm so into him.
488
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,804
- OK.
- OK.
489
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,347
But I just want you to
tell me what you think,
490
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,723
'cause you have a better
asshole radar than me.
491
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,850
I do, thank you, and I will, alright?
492
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,477
Just don't give him a hard time.
493
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,813
Oh no. I'm going to grill that fucker.
494
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:04,939
Oh!
495
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:14,156
Oh yeah. It's for
you and everyone, for sure.
496
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,159
Alright, here we go.
497
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,160
- So, Steve.
- Yes?
498
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,038
When did you become a contractor?
499
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,498
Ah, let's see, I was licensed and bonded
500
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,916
maybe twelve, ten, twelve years ago?
501
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,543
Yeah, I think something like that.
502
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:29,088
And before that I was
trying to be a comedian.
503
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,634
Yeah. Then practical set in, so.
504
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,262
- Practical's good.
- Yes.
505
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,724
I mean, I can still ham it
up a little bit, because
506
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,309
I am from the
507
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,352
Ministry of the Silly Walks.
508
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,396
Ah! Monty Python!
509
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,981
Yes!
510
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,609
- There she goes.
- Thank you for doing that.
511
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,029
I would've felt like a total fool.
512
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,905
Your leg is insane!
513
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,575
Alright, Max, if we're all
doing tricks, do your juggles.
514
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,618
- Come on, Max.
- No, nobody juggles.
515
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,329
- Who juggles?
- Come on, Max.
516
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,122
Oh, you know, there's nothing I hate more
517
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,374
than when I sit by the
fruit, for sure, and I don't--
518
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,459
He's been doing this since college.
519
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,377
I hate doing it.
520
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,963
Why even ask me? That's how
I kept girls away in college.
521
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,507
Except her, right? You
fell for the juggling.
522
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,134
Exactly.
523
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,761
So Frances, she's like
a walking encyclopedia.
524
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,054
You can ask her any question.
525
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,972
OK. What would you call her?
526
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,015
Sexlexa.
527
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,768
Thank you.
528
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,436
Frances Google.
529
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,437
Oh, and she speaks, like,
a million languages.
530
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,563
Japanese. Go!
531
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,693
Tamil. Go!
532
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,698
{\an8}Mandarin. Go!
533
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,370
{\an8}Dsh! Like, dsh, dsh!
534
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,246
OK. That's very impressive.
535
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,791
Well, Steve is impressive.
He's a loving, sweet dad.
536
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,711
Apparently you make pretty
great-looking fried chicken.
537
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,506
A little nervous coming from
the master chef like you.
538
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,257
Right, right, right?
539
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,011
The way to this man's heart
is through his tum-tum.
540
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,805
OK. Yes.
541
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:04,475
Also, never say tum-tum
again. That was so upsetting.
542
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,311
Yeah, I think that's how I
won over this little lady,
543
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,355
was my, uh, fried chicken.
544
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,818
What are your intentions
with this little lady?
545
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,361
- Mm.
- Uh...
546
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,863
And, uh, when are you going to introduce
547
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,698
this little lady to your little lady?
548
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,699
- Oh.
- Roz!
549
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,284
Touché. Good point.
550
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,036
She's scary.
551
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,163
Uh, Good question. No, it's
a good, great question.
552
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,998
You know, I was, I'm just
looking for the right time.
553
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,375
Yeah, no, that makes sense.
554
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,626
You know when the right time is?
555
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,627
- When?
- Roz.
556
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,087
Right now.
557
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,922
- OK, I see.
- Calm down, Roz.
558
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,507
No. There's a kid
involved, and they just met.
559
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:37,591
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime for Steve,
560
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,926
because Anne is that great.
561
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,469
OK, do you know how great she is?
562
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,179
You're right, because she is that great.
563
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,681
Aw.
564
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,141
And...
565
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,725
OK, yeah.
566
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,561
How is
567
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,230
Thursday, after dance practice?
568
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:54,024
Ice cream?
569
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,109
I would love to.
570
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,902
It's a date. It's a date.
571
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,612
I mean, if you guys want to do it.
572
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,441
Is there an event going on today?
573
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:40,070
Anne, what's with the crazy
video you posted yesterday?
574
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,071
Huh?
575
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,368
I'm wearing a bikini for no reason.
576
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,828
Holy shit!
577
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,455
I thought it was a massive fuckup
578
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,831
till I saw how many hits you got.
579
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:54,293
Some teenybopper influencer reposted you,
580
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,128
'cause they hate their
parents too, blah, blah, blah,
581
00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,466
and now there's 20,403
people writing in to say
582
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,511
how their parents give them
massive anxiety.
583
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,305
I guess there's a lotta
crazy people out there
584
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,474
who can relate to you.
585
00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:13,062
Really?
586
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,356
Your class sold out today,
and there's a waiting list.
587
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,859
I really hope my family didn't see that.
588
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,237
Post some more crazy shit.
589
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,988
The bikini was a good idea.
590
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,907
Ass implants could be a good thing too.
591
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,706
She's so sassy.
592
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,083
She's a ham.
She really is.
593
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,084
It's like, look at that pose.
594
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,085
She's got the whole...
595
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,546
Am I boring you with these?
596
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:39,630
- No! I think she's amazing.
- OK, alright.
597
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,965
- She is amazing.
- Yeah.
598
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,508
Where's this one?
Oh, here it is.
599
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,301
- This is--
- Look at her face!
600
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,845
I know. That's right where
she lost her first tooth.
601
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:47,846
Gosh.
602
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:52,059
She's just gonna love you.
603
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,060
I hope so.
604
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:54,853
She is.
605
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,357
I would never say this to her,
606
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,069
but her mom is such a narcissistic bitch.
607
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,070
It's...
608
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,031
exhausting.
609
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,618
I just want her to be around
good people, you know?
610
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,245
Good people like you.
611
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,790
You think I'm a good person?
612
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:15,791
Hmm...
613
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,839
I know you're a good person.
614
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,514
Do you think our parents
are normal or crazy?
615
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,433
Completely crazy.
616
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,934
Was dad a jerk to when we were kids,
617
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,769
and Mom basically did nothing?
618
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:39,523
I try to completely block
out all childhood memories.
619
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,983
How can you live with them?
620
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,067
I don't know.
621
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,324
Fuck authority!
622
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,325
That's right. Oh, I feel.
623
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,119
Yeah!
624
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,621
Whoo!
625
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,080
Whoo!
626
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,291
Kicks. Get it out.
Get the rage out.
627
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,628
And ah! Punch, punch,
punch, punch, punch, punch!
628
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,838
50 punches. Let's go!
629
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,176
How is Clio? She doesn't talk to me.
630
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,844
She needs your help.
631
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,888
You can take care of yourself. She can't.
632
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,892
Great job, hun.
633
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,060
Great class.
634
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,061
It's a hard workout.
635
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,105
- You afraid to spar with me?
- Yes, definitely.
636
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,649
It's a hard workout.
637
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,111
I gotta go. I'm meeting
Steve's kid today.
638
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:29,573
Steve? Oh, lemme guess.
Your latest partner in sin?
639
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,699
I guess.
640
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,203
I won't sit at the same table with him
641
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,371
unless you're married.
642
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,289
You have to choose, me or him.
643
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,832
Great. I choose him.
644
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,918
Look, I spoke with
Father Peter. Call him.
645
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,297
Confess before Satan claims
your immortal soul.
646
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,465
No.
647
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,509
Leave a voicemail.
648
00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:50,344
The risen Christ is
only a phone call away.
649
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,345
OK, I gotta go.
650
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,264
Are you angry? Are you angry?
Are you angry?
651
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,308
I saw the video you posted.
652
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,685
I'm sorry.
653
00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:58,727
How could you say that about us?
654
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,521
- Has he seen it?
- No.
655
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:03,023
Listen, I need a performance space
656
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,943
so I can do my concert to launch my album.
657
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,445
I need to get followers on Facebook,
658
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,572
Twitter, and Instagram.
659
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,241
You know, get with the times, honey.
660
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,619
I need your help. It's
the least you can do.
661
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:19,456
No talking in the back! That's you!
662
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,167
This can't be all there is for me.
663
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,503
No talking in the back! Thank you!
664
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,400
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
665
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,401
- Mm.
- Mm.
666
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,486
I missed you.
667
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,738
I missed you.
668
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,197
- Your house is so nice.
- Oh!
669
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,949
Thank you. Yes, welcome.
670
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:57,953
This is my mid-century modern money pit.
671
00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,705
Impressive.
672
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,290
Oh, I, OK.
673
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,250
I got you a little something.
674
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,918
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
675
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:08,213
Just, you know, read it when you can.
676
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,341
I mean, how hard could it be to get along
677
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,302
with an adorable 7-year-old?
678
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:16,472
Yeah. Uh, no it
is. It will, it will be great.
679
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,683
Um, but listen, just...
680
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:23,061
I just don't want to
upset her about anything.
681
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,898
So if, uh, if she's getting upset,
682
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,649
we just watch her reactions,
683
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,194
and we stop doing the
thing that's upsetting her.
684
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,945
Let's just relax and have fun.
685
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:34,239
Ah, OK. You know, uh, "Sleeping
Beauty," she loves that.
686
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,908
Maybe you could talk to her
about "Sleeping Beauty."
687
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,910
Well, it's been a long
time since I read that.
688
00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,328
Oh, OK.
689
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:42,748
Well, maybe you could read it again.
690
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,375
Oh, again, here she is,
so it's gonna be great.
691
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,752
Alright, I'm gonna get her and, uh...
692
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,004
OK, whoa, hey,
OK. I'm so smooth.
693
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,257
Thank you, Chris. Appreciate it.
694
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,717
- Bye, Scarlet!
- Bye!
695
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,053
Hi, sweetie. How was your day?
696
00:34:56,053 --> 00:34:57,221
Good. I did a plie.
697
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,431
Did you really? Can I see one.
698
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,266
Hi, Lily.
699
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,228
I've heard a lot about you,
and I heard you're great.
700
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,938
No, Daddy.
701
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:06,939
What?
702
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:07,940
- Lily.
- No!
703
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,610
Do you want to go get an ice cream?
704
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,195
Oh, yeah, ice cream.
705
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,323
Daddy, let's hang out, just the two of us.
706
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,366
Um...
707
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,367
I think
708
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,661
we're gonna...
709
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,371
No, no, no.
710
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,706
No, sweetie, listen.
Come here, come on now.
711
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:25,833
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
712
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,627
Shh. Come on. Shh.
713
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,087
It's alright sweetie, OK?
714
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,630
We'll do whatever you want, alright?
715
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,257
I thought we were gonna get an ice cream.
716
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,758
- No.
- Um...
717
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:39,596
Can you just say that,
"It's nice to meet you, Anne,
718
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,431
and we'll get together another time"?
719
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,979
Lily, can you say, "It's
nice to meet you, Anne"?
720
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,357
Bye, Anne.
721
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,112
Um...
722
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:56,572
I'm really sorry. Can I,
can I just call you later?
723
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,490
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, yeah.
724
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,367
OK. I'm sorry.
725
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,287
Oh, wait. Uh, I got you a present, Lily.
726
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,454
Do you like presents?
727
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,998
Look, look, look.
728
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:09,293
Oh, who doesn't like a present, huh? Huh?
729
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,132
I love dolls!
730
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:16,842
Good.
731
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,469
My mommy's a party planner.
She likes dolls too.
732
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,054
She sounds cool.
733
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,180
What do you say? What do you say?
734
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,473
Thank you.
735
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:24,892
You're welcome.
736
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,019
Did you know I have a point system?
737
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,979
What's a point system?
738
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,440
I'm giving you 10 points.
739
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,067
Aw, thank you for the points. Gimme five!
740
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,528
OK. Yes!
741
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,030
You want to go get ice cream?
742
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,031
- Yeah!
- Yes! OK!
743
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:45,287
No matter what happened in
your past, you can be happy.
744
00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:47,205
Heal yourself and heal
the people around you
745
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,582
with your loving energy.
746
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,208
Give yourself a little love pat.
747
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,878
Good job, good job. I
love you, I love you!
748
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,004
Great class, everyone.
749
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,341
When are you gonna do more crazy videos
750
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,051
and gain more followers?
751
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,886
Um...
752
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,930
Would it be possible for my mom
753
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,182
to have a small concert here?
754
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,892
No fucking way.
755
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,186
This space is only for yoga,
756
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,355
and we need to keep the
energy fucking pure.
757
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,898
I had a monk bless it.
758
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,233
OK.
759
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,234
Wait.
760
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,571
Now that your classes are selling out,
761
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,449
I made a call to the Good
Living Festival about you.
762
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,909
Really?
763
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,911
I talked them into giving you a spot.
764
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,120
Oh!
765
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,747
I'm gonna try to bring my friend.
766
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,084
If you do well, he can
get you an endorsement,
767
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,836
which means big shmoney.
768
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,964
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
769
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:37,965
Namaste.
770
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,759
Thank you!
771
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,219
Don't fuck it up!
772
00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:51,895
- Hey.
- Hi!
773
00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:53,271
Hey. Thanks for coming over.
774
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,481
Heck, yeah. Thanks for having us.
775
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,984
Can get you guys something to drink?
776
00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,361
Oh, maybe water or something.
777
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:01,196
You said you had, what, big news?
778
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,865
Oh. I got asked to teach at
the Good Living Festival.
779
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,659
What? Congratulations.
780
00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:08,120
I'm not cool enough to
know what that means.
781
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,788
It's the biggest yoga, health, music
782
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,331
festival in the area.
783
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,250
And if I do well, I
could get a sponsorship.
784
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,044
Oh my goodness, that's amazing!
Congratulations!
785
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,170
You must be so thrilled.
786
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:19,798
Lily, I'm so happy you're here.
787
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,341
Uh, what do you want to do?
788
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:25,512
Daddy, can we play my favorite
song and do the dance?
789
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,431
No, no, no, no, no, no!
790
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:29,725
Anne does not want to see the dance.
791
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,476
Anne does want to see the dance.
792
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,186
Daddy, please!
793
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,147
This is Anne's house.
794
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,690
I just don't think that's a good idea.
795
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,067
- Ooh!
- You are a little rascal.
796
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,152
You had that cued.
797
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,153
Oh!
798
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:47,117
Oh my god!
799
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,376
What?
800
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,469
Oh!
801
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,345
Oh!
802
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,346
Oh my god!
803
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,351
Doot, doot, doot!
804
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,021
Alright, you got it, you got it.
805
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,737
- May I have this dance?
- Yeah.
806
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:49,179
So then the Princess Lily
saved the Magical Kingdom
807
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:50,764
with her amazing superpowers,
808
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:52,891
and she flew off into the sky,
809
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,353
riding on the wings of her
pet bird named Esmeralda.
810
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,610
I should get her home.
811
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,903
OK.
812
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,154
I love her.
813
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,572
She loves you.
814
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,617
I always wanted a kid,
815
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,160
but I figured it wasn't
in the cards for me.
816
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,373
It was a big deal to introduce her to you.
817
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,254
Lemme get her off you.
818
00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:29,344
Here, sweetie. Put your
arms around me, OK?
819
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,596
Yeah, there we go.
820
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,597
Oh.
821
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:35,350
Hey.
822
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,768
You would make a great mom.
823
00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:40,397
We had a really good time.
824
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,274
There they are.
Congratulations!
825
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,818
Burrata?
826
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,197
Dammit. Why is this so good?
827
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:32,282
It literally makes my body tingle.
828
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,201
Hey, did you guys know
that 90% of restaurants
829
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,577
close within the first year?
830
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,580
- So, this could be the end.
- This could be the end.
831
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:40,832
Your eyes are so big right now.
832
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,667
Yeah, yeah, I haven't slept.
833
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,628
We're gonna do the dinner
service, so just find seats, OK?
834
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:46,504
Alright. Cheer up,
Dr. Worry Face.
835
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,173
- I'm a doctor now?
- Yeah.
836
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,424
- That's how worried you are.
- Find seats!
837
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,927
We're finding seats!
838
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:55,305
My mom is pressuring me to
get a space for her concert.
839
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:56,723
Don't you think it's better for everyone
840
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,183
if she just doesn't have a concert?
841
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,312
Alright, what's going on
with Steve, by the by?
842
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,481
He loves his kid so much.
843
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:06,274
I wish my dad loved me like that.
844
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,236
So you wish Hot
Daddy was your daddy?
845
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,032
You want Hot Daddy to be your daddy?
846
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,158
No!
847
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:19,955
You want Hot Daddy to be your daddy.
848
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,055
You know, I didn't mean
to post the last video,
849
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,723
but it felt good to be honest.
850
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,643
I really, um, I'm not that
honest in my life a lot.
851
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,354
I really try so hard to make
everyone around me happy,
852
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,480
and people please.
853
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,399
I just am a people pleaser.
854
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:50,568
And sometimes I really hate myself,
855
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,862
and I only feel good if I can
make someone else feel good.
856
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:55,073
And that's really exhausting.
857
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,575
And I'm really afraid my
sister's gonna O.D. and die,
858
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,829
and so I do yoga to
make myself feel better.
859
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,080
And it does help.
860
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:04,708
Um...
861
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,211
But...
862
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:09,212
Oh!
863
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,389
What's up?
864
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:23,393
"An exciting new voice in the
Rhode Island foodie scene."
865
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:25,395
"Truly delicious," it goes
on. It's good, really good.
866
00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:27,105
- In the "Chronicle."
- Yeah.
867
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,815
Does that translate into money?
868
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,483
Uh, well, yeah.
869
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,110
I mean, we have a lotta
loans, so the money is,
870
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,987
you know, is kinda far away.
871
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:35,488
Michelin Star, here you come.
872
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,698
It might work out.
873
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,117
Try to get excited, please.
874
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,286
Congratulations.
So proud of you.
875
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,121
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
876
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,055
- Hi. Come on in.
- Hey.
877
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,348
Oh, uh, sorry.
878
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,186
I'm just not sure we should,
879
00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:10,815
like, hug and kiss in front of Lily yet.
880
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,525
I don't think she's ready for that.
881
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,070
OK.
882
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:16,863
Because I haven't exactly told her that,
883
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,990
you know, you're my girlfriend.
884
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:23,078
I just want to take it slow with her, so.
885
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,704
I don't want to lie to her.
886
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:25,955
Of course, of course.
887
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:31,002
Oh, man. My ex has been a nightmare today.
888
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:35,256
And you, you are just
helping the situation.
889
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,549
I'm helping?
890
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:38,343
You are helping the situation.
891
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,438
OK.
892
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,319
Hi, sweetie, what are you doing?
893
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,029
Good popcorn, Daddy.
894
00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,030
Mm. Mm-hmm.
895
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,407
He is my daddy.
896
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,909
- Oh, silly.
- I know. It's a joke.
897
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:03,910
You're not my mommy.
898
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:06,329
Lily! Be nice.
899
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:07,330
I'm your friend.
900
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,667
Um, I'm getting sleepy. Do
you want to put her in her room?
901
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,001
Yeah.
902
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,045
No, no, no, no, no,
Daddy, no!
903
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,046
What's the matter?
904
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,009
She gets a lot of nightmares,
905
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,262
so I let her sleep in my bed.
906
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,889
I want to sleep with you.
907
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,057
I thought we were gonna sleep together.
908
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,434
What?
909
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:29,060
Uh...
910
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,313
Well, look, sometimes
when you're at Mommy's,
911
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:35,358
Anne sleeps in Daddy's bedroom.
912
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:38,820
You sleep in the same bed with Anne?
913
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,238
- Yuck!
- Uh...
914
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,239
Yeah.
915
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,740
Why?
916
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,952
But, but Daddy. No, no, no!
917
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,710
OK.
918
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,379
OK, there we go. You good?
919
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:59,257
You lose two points.
Eight points only now.
920
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,383
- Right, Daddy?
- Hey!
921
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,718
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
922
00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:04,471
I want you to be nice to Anne, OK?
923
00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,683
Remember how much fun
we had dancing together?
924
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:09,684
No.
925
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,605
Daddy,
926
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:14,606
no!
927
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,525
OK, OK.
928
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,736
Listen, yes, you can sleep in my bed.
929
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,530
What?
930
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:23,531
OK?
931
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,575
Daddy, I'm thirsty.
932
00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:28,745
Hold the popcorn, and I'll
get you a glass of water, OK?
933
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:30,288
Thank you, Daddy.
934
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,420
My mommy has been on TV.
935
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,297
Have you been on TV?
936
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,674
No.
937
00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:44,219
My mommy knows the mayor.
938
00:46:44,219 --> 00:46:46,179
You don't know the mayor.
939
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:48,014
I don't know the mayor.
940
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,975
She's planning a party for the mayor.
941
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,769
Wow. She sounds cool.
942
00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:55,647
I teach yoga, and my
class is very popular.
943
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:58,691
I just got asked to teach
at the Good Living Festival.
944
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,401
- Is that on TV?
- No.
945
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:03,321
Then you lose another
point. Seven points only.
946
00:47:05,657 --> 00:47:09,327
Mommy says Daddy is not a real man.
947
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,204
Well, that's not a nice thing to say.
948
00:47:11,204 --> 00:47:13,498
But Josh is a real man.
949
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,166
Who's Josh?
950
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,377
Josh is Mommy's friend.
951
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:20,463
He lives with us and uses our bathroom.
952
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,468
Mommy also says Daddy is
silly and embarrassing.
953
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:28,054
Mommy says a lot of things about Daddy.
954
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,850
That's why Mommy has her own house.
955
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,644
Here's your water, Sweetie.
956
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:35,812
I'm...
957
00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,648
gonna take you into her room.
958
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,191
Her bedroom. Why?
959
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,236
Just--
960
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,452
She's talking about that points thing.
961
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,620
- That's really weird.
- Look, just, just...
962
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,539
OK, sit down, please. Listen.
963
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,878
Lily sleeps with me because
she gets scared at night, OK?
964
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,714
This divorce has been really hard on her,
965
00:48:02,714 --> 00:48:04,424
and the last thing that I
need is her telling her mom
966
00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:06,509
that she slept in the
same bed with a stranger.
967
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,554
- OK.
- But she loves you. She does.
968
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:10,847
She told me. I promise.
969
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,391
- Does she?
- She does, yes.
970
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,439
Can I read you a bedtime
story, little lady?
971
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,732
No, that's too weird.
972
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,407
Oh.
973
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,410
The woodsman Steve never
thought he'd find love again,
974
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:36,122
until he acquainted the Princess Anne.
975
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:40,752
And then Anne and Steve and Lily
learned to love each other,
976
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,839
and they lived happily ever after.
977
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,261
Oh, there's a nightlight
over there if you need it.
978
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,683
OK. Have a good night.
979
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,943
You can turn the night
light off if you want to.
980
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:17,622
You slept in his kid's bed
981
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,290
while he read you a bedtime story?
982
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,583
Is that weird?
983
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,377
Yeah, that's really weird.
984
00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:25,004
If a guy told me to sleep
in his little girl's room,
985
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,632
I would run out of the house screaming.
986
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,966
He's your friend.
987
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,468
He's my contractor.
988
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,303
Well, I think his daughter might hate me.
989
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:33,805
What?
990
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,223
I don't know if I'm doing this right,
991
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:36,224
I'm sure you're doing things right.
992
00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,809
You're great with kids.
993
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,143
Well, can you guys hang out with us
994
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,353
and tell me what you think of her?
995
00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:41,688
- Yeah.
- Sure.
996
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:42,897
- Of course.
- Thank you.
997
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,233
Are you redoing my napkins?
998
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,401
Well, you're doing them crazy.
999
00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:47,902
Yeah, you're doing them wrong.
1000
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,654
Yours look crazy.
1001
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:52,073
Is it weird to be scared of a kid?
1002
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:53,991
No. Most kids suck.
1003
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,535
Yeah.
1004
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,078
Alright, crazy, what do you really think?
1005
00:49:57,078 --> 00:49:58,705
She's manipulative, and she can't read.
1006
00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:00,456
Her diet is extremely unhealthy.
1007
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,292
Her fairytale books are
pieces of patriarchal crap.
1008
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,128
She's plotting to get rid of me.
1009
00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:06,796
Well that, that's a lot of big feelings.
1010
00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,673
Alright, let's do a little
role play. I'm Lily.
1011
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,508
What do you want to say to me.
1012
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,509
Lily.
1013
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,010
Yes, Anne?
1014
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,387
Learn some manners, you sadistic bitch!
1015
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:16,681
OK, but you're not gonna actually say that
1016
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:17,682
in real life, right?
1017
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,142
I don't think so.
1018
00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,226
Because you can't say that to a kid.
1019
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,894
You're right, I shouldn't.
1020
00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:23,020
Nope, 'cause you'll get, like, arrested.
1021
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,522
Can I say any of it?
1022
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,898
Any of what you just said to me?
1023
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:26,899
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.
1024
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:27,900
That's crazy.
1025
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:28,901
Om.
1026
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,461
Your thoughts create your reality.
1027
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,255
Only positive thoughts today, guys.
1028
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:55,762
Great class.
1029
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,813
Thanks, Anne. I loved your last video.
1030
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,483
Your class is the best.
1031
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:10,318
- Really?
- Yeah.
1032
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:11,360
'cause I'm in the battle of
my life with a 7-year-old.
1033
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,820
Oh. Are you OK?
1034
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,071
- You guys want to get a juice?
- Yes.
1035
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,615
That was amazing and very hard.
1036
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,078
- Hey, Mom.
- Honey,
1037
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,830
can you hang out with Clio tonight
1038
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,665
and keep her away from her druggy friends?
1039
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,751
So you want me to babysit
my 38-year-old sister?
1040
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,586
Someday we'll all be dead,
1041
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,004
and you'll be sorry you spent your night
1042
00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:32,048
selfishly recording vlogs
1043
00:51:32,048 --> 00:51:34,425
when you could've been making
memories with your family.
1044
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,010
Well, when you put it that way.
1045
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,554
Hey.
1046
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,723
Hey.
1047
00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:42,016
That looks healthy.
1048
00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,563
Did you buy bread?
1049
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:48,773
Yeah.
1050
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,483
You know I can't have bread.
1051
00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:51,734
Just do Punchilates.
1052
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,863
Why don't you eat regular
food, and then you won't get up
1053
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,573
in the middle of the night and binge eat?
1054
00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,284
Fuck you. Do you know
how fattening alcohol is?
1055
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,620
I'm only eating steamed vegetables.
1056
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,788
Have you been drinking?
1057
00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:06,541
You know, I went running
today, and I passed out,
1058
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:07,875
'cause I didn't have any food.
1059
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:11,796
Please go to AA.
1060
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,423
Did you get any ice cream?
1061
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,424
No.
1062
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,512
Gimme some bread.
1063
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,056
Hmm.
1064
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,140
Oh, fuck, bread is good.
1065
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,141
Hmm.
1066
00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:28,020
Do you remember the time
1067
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,982
that we ate that entire ice
cream cake, just the two of us?
1068
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:36,237
Do you remember, we
used to go to Big Chilly
1069
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,614
and eat those huge bowls of frozen yogurt.
1070
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:41,033
You were so afraid of the
girl who worked there,
1071
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,160
that she'd judge you for
getting so much frozen yogurt,
1072
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,997
you made me do it, and you
hid in the car the whole time.
1073
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,335
Have you seen
Mom's music video?
1074
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,087
It's pathetic.
1075
00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:56,215
Where's she gonna show
it? Like an old age home?
1076
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:59,719
I think it's brave. She's doing
something she cares about.
1077
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,931
You know she loves you more than me.
1078
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,683
That's not true.
1079
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,769
She's always bragging about
how successful you are.
1080
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,897
You're the success,
I'm the failure.
1081
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:13,816
You know how that makes me feel?
1082
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:15,902
Could you just fuck up once in a while?
1083
00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:17,570
I do fuck up, constantly.
1084
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,948
Do you remember that kid
Matthew who lived next door,
1085
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,950
and you never let me hang
out with the two of you?
1086
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,620
That was only, like, one time.
1087
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,330
Why didn't you want to hang out with me?
1088
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,456
I had a crush on him.
1089
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,544
All I ever wanted was to
hang out with my big sister.
1090
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,881
Yeah.
1091
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,257
And the wedding?
1092
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,884
Yeah.
1093
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,975
Oh! Girls' hangout!
1094
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,231
Mom, I saw your pathetic music video,
1095
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,983
and I gotta be honest, abort.
1096
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,069
Abort, and save yourself
the embarrassment.
1097
00:53:58,069 --> 00:53:59,695
Honey, that's not nice.
1098
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,197
Fuck you, Mom.
1099
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:02,657
Did you watch my video?
1100
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,450
I did, and it was great.
1101
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:07,578
Should I put all my energy into this?
1102
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:11,165
Do you think it's finally time
I make something of myself?
1103
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,917
Did you get a place for my concert?
1104
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,294
- I'm working on it.
- Love you!
1105
00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:16,295
Oh.
1106
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:42,238
Uh-huh, yeah.
1107
00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:45,658
Um, Balor, the Celtic god of war.
1108
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,202
- Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow!
1109
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,578
Look at this spread, huh?
1110
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,122
OK, you made this chicken?
1111
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,707
- It's Steve's recipe.
- Very good.
1112
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:57,003
Well, if I may, um,
1113
00:54:57,003 --> 00:55:00,798
I would just like to say
that I am so grateful
1114
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,633
that you're a part of my life,
1115
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,177
and I'm really just honored
to be part of game night.
1116
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:06,637
- Aw!
- So cheers.
1117
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,264
- Cheers.
- Yes, cheers.
1118
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,688
And I'm so thankful my
mommy married my daddy.
1119
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:19,275
That is good, or you
never would've been born.
1120
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:20,818
That's right.
1121
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,653
Not everybody gets invited to game night.
1122
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,280
It's true. It is a very hot ticket.
1123
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,824
- A special invite.
- OK. Alright.
1124
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,159
Welcome to Game Night.
1125
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,702
- People wait for years.
- Lucky.
1126
00:55:29,702 --> 00:55:31,162
Lily, I made this chicken
specially for you.
1127
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,413
Your daddy taught me how.
1128
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,374
- Yech!
- OK.
1129
00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,251
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey. No, no, no, no, no.
1130
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,503
- Yuck!
- No. OK?
1131
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,505
Anne, the chicken is really good.
1132
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,507
- It is.
- Like, amazing.
1133
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,842
Mommy makes it better.
1134
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,635
Well, I have not had your mommy's,
1135
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:49,096
but this is about as good
as fried chicken can get.
1136
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,848
So it would be tough.
1137
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,226
I'm taking points away.
1138
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,854
Now Anne has two points only.
1139
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,856
Daddy, do I have to eat it?
1140
00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:01,233
Just eat eat whatever's on the plate, OK?
1141
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:04,528
Yummy, chicken,
Anne. Super yummy.
1142
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,655
I'm just learning how to make it.
1143
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,240
So good.
1144
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,951
So good. It makes me feel good.
1145
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,039
What do you want, Lily?
1146
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,749
You gone.
1147
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:19,126
Hey, you don't mean that.
She doesn't mean that.
1148
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,127
Lily!
1149
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,421
Daddy, remember Mommy?
1150
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:26,217
When you sang a song to her about farts?
1151
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,676
Nah. Oh, damn.
1152
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,011
I'm pretty sure no one at this table
1153
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,012
wants to hear a song about farts.
1154
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,013
Daddy, please.
1155
00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,015
No! That's sick.
1156
00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:36,393
I mean, if you do,
I guess I'd be...
1157
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:42,066
I don't want to hear a song
about farts during dinner.
1158
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,067
Right?
1159
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:47,738
Did you know I have a point system?
1160
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,991
I grade people with my
points, and then I tell Mommy.
1161
00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,911
Then Mommy gets mad at
Daddy and calls her lawyer.
1162
00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,040
My daughter knows what she likes.
1163
00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:04,380
Do you know, Mommy is taking
me to Italy and Paris?
1164
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,590
Well, that sounds like a fun trip.
1165
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:10,219
Daddy is taking me to
Virginia because he's poor.
1166
00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:11,846
I think it's gonna be a really great trip,
1167
00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,264
because I think you're
probably pretty excited
1168
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:15,349
to see your cousins, huh?
1169
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,184
Mommy's bankrupting
Daddy in court.
1170
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:22,273
Anne, this chicken sucks.
1171
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:23,983
Enough! Enough, Lily.
1172
00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:26,527
You know what? Just, I
need you to calm down, OK?
1173
00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,736
Eat your potatoes.
1174
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:29,321
I really like the chicken, Anne.
1175
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:33,659
I'd give you
1176
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,120
two points.
1177
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,746
So we're just throwing
my points around now?
1178
00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,373
- So sweet.
- Mm-hmm.
1179
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,710
OK, so it's one, two, buckle my shoe.
1180
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:46,213
Don't get caught with a
queen, a jack, or a 2.
1181
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:48,966
- Oh boy.
- Say that 10 times fast.
1182
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:52,428
And we opened the opening
1183
00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:54,805
bid of one million
Canadian dollars to Lily.
1184
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,307
The 4 of hearts.
1185
00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:57,892
- OK.
- Lily, it's on you.
1186
00:57:57,892 --> 00:57:59,643
- Oh, nice job.
- Alright.
1187
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,478
She's already a pro. Look at her.
1188
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,813
Here you go.
1189
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,315
Oh, very good, 5 of clubs.
1190
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,276
Ooh, OK, let's see.
1191
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:08,277
I have...
1192
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,238
- Oh.
- You have to play
1193
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,615
in your position once the cards are dealt.
1194
00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,491
But I want to sit next to Daddy.
1195
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,702
Look, Lily, it actually is a
rule. You have to sit there.
1196
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,579
Yeah, these are rules. Sit down, sweetie.
1197
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,623
'Cause we gotta go in the same
order when it goes around.
1198
00:58:20,623 --> 00:58:22,458
Just sit down, and we'll
sit together later.
1199
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:24,251
It goes in a circle
so, it'll get all messed up.
1200
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,128
- Draw? Is that what I do?
- You gotta go to the well.
1201
00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:28,047
Hey, have you guys heard about--
1202
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,798
Please don't splash the pot.
1203
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,675
Have you heard about Hot
Stuff, the company that sends
1204
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,344
those kind of big cookies
right to your door?
1205
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,304
Oh, I had salted caramel.
It was so delicious.
1206
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:36,972
We shouldn't get one of those, should we?
1207
00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,474
- Yes.
- Yes, please.
1208
00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,392
It's the 10 of clubs.
1209
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,479
Yeah, I'll go order.
I'll order one.
1210
00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:45,189
Just gonna go to the well.
You're still breaking the well.
1211
00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,444
- Is she OK?
- Uh...
1212
00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,279
You know what? Just deal
me out on this one, guys.
1213
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,490
Sorry, I'll be right back.
1214
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,118
Why was she crying?
1215
00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,328
Because I sat next to him.
1216
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:00,704
That's weird.
1217
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,081
I think I've changed my mind.
1218
00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:04,583
You are not crazy, they are crazy.
1219
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,543
- That is--
- OK, I'm sorry,
1220
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,379
but that kid would be
a deal breaker for me.
1221
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:10,339
- A hundred percent. Me too.
- Max! Max.
1222
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,258
She's, but, like, still.
1223
00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:13,592
This kid is gonna grow up to
be a straight-up ax murderer.
1224
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:15,511
Did you see the look in her eyes?
1225
00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:16,929
What's with the point system?
1226
00:59:16,929 --> 00:59:17,930
Is it bad?
1227
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,015
It's very bad.
1228
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,308
OK, you gotta say something.
1229
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,726
You gotta stick up for yourself.
1230
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:25,062
- Yeah.
- But he says Lily loves me.
1231
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,522
Oh! Oh, no, no.
1232
00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:28,691
- Lily definitively hates you.
- Yeah.
1233
00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:30,859
No, he has to discipline her.
1234
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,528
Yeah.
1235
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:33,654
Listen, that stuff doesn't
start with the kid.
1236
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:34,863
It starts with the parents.
1237
00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:36,240
Yeah.
1238
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,033
She needs to hear the word "no."
1239
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,577
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
1240
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,997
I'm gonna get you home, OK?
1241
00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:45,749
Hey, how about this,
I want you to hop in
1242
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:46,917
and just buckle up, OK?
1243
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,752
I'll be right there, alright?
1244
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,504
- Is she OK?
- No, yeah, she's fine.
1245
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,923
She's just going through a lot. Sorry.
1246
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,761
I want to sleep in the same bed.
1247
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:01,598
I can't do that.
1248
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,643
Well, your kid is
1249
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:07,563
spoiled.
1250
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:09,565
I'm sorry to say it, but
she's a spoiled brat.
1251
01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:11,317
You think my kid is spoiled?
1252
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,110
My friends thought she was rude.
1253
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,737
Max said that?
1254
01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:16,196
Do you not even notice how rude she is?
1255
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,239
Of course I do.
1256
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:20,034
Of course I do, but it's not her fault.
1257
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,996
It's my fault and it's her mother's fault.
1258
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,790
So blame us, but don't blame her.
1259
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,209
- I don't like it.
- I don't like it either.
1260
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,210
I can't stand it.
1261
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:32,713
And I'm working on it.
1262
01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:35,382
I promise.
1263
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,134
Because if we're gonna make
this work, that is what,
1264
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:40,846
that is what a
normal happy family would do.
1265
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,807
Yeah, the wife doesn't usually
sleep in the kid's bed.
1266
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:44,933
Oh.
1267
01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,518
Well, on that note...
1268
01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:48,062
I mean a girlfriend, a girlfriend.
1269
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,146
Oh, OK.
1270
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,314
How about I...
1271
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,316
How about I call you later?
1272
01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:55,319
OK, you ready to go?
1273
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,780
Let's get you home, alright?
1274
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,834
Sweetheart, you gotta eat something.
1275
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,672
Let's have a dance party.
1276
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:18,384
I have a song I want to play.
1277
01:01:20,052 --> 01:01:21,178
OK.
1278
01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,179
OK.
1279
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,180
Now? Sure.
1280
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,145
Let's have a dance competition.
1281
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,564
We don't have to compete.
We can just have fun.
1282
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:34,024
Yeah.
1283
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,692
Did you know I go to hip-hop class?
1284
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,028
Yes, you do.
1285
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,739
Oh.
1286
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,032
Oh, you're a good dancer.
1287
01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:48,831
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy? You decide, me or Anne.
1288
01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:50,416
You're the best, Lily.
1289
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:53,210
Oh, you are just the best dancer.
1290
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,170
You're the best.
1291
01:01:58,882 --> 01:01:59,967
Oh, that's, uh...
1292
01:01:59,967 --> 01:02:00,968
OK.
1293
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,639
Mommy says I need to learn
how to shake my booty.
1294
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,307
What?
1295
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,393
Mommy says a woman has to
learn to shake her booty
1296
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,103
to get what she wants.
1297
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,731
Mommy's getting a phone call.
1298
01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:17,401
This is fun.
1299
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,903
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy, me or Anne?
1300
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:23,740
I said you are the best dancer, ever.
1301
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:29,413
Oh.
1302
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,665
Look at me,
Daddy! Me, me, me!
1303
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,666
Look at me!
1304
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:53,937
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy, me or Anne?
1305
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:58,358
Lily, I said you are just
the best dancer ever.
1306
01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:06,575
Mm!
1307
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:10,829
Oh, that's, uh...
1308
01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:11,830
Um...
1309
01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:13,582
Um...
1310
01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:53,664
Hi.
1311
01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:00,295
How'd it go?
1312
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,172
Oh, I never know.
1313
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,676
Let's just pray that she stays
down and we can hang out.
1314
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:09,596
Listen, I am so sorry about earlier.
1315
01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:12,099
I really just wanted to focus on you.
1316
01:04:12,099 --> 01:04:13,308
Why didn't you?
1317
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:14,309
I am now.
1318
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,310
So hi.
1319
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:19,731
Was that her?
1320
01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:21,483
- I don't know.
- Did you hear that?
1321
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:22,484
Hold on.
1322
01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:38,375
False alarm.
1323
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:40,711
But maybe...
1324
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:46,383
I should leave this open, and
we don't have sex tonight, OK?
1325
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:47,968
I'm sorry.
1326
01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,886
She could just probably
call me at any time.
1327
01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,223
Sorry.
1328
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,558
I know this is crazy. Come here.
1329
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,189
- Daddy?
- Huh? Hi.
1330
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,190
What's up?
1331
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,693
- What's going on?
- I'm too small.
1332
01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:06,111
What?
1333
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,946
Silly.
1334
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:11,491
You love Anne more than me
'cause I'm little and she's big.
1335
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,494
What are you talking about?
1336
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,455
I can't get big fast enough.
1337
01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:19,958
Sweetheart, you know
I love you so much.
1338
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:20,959
You're my whole life.
1339
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,255
Oh, baby girl, it's OK.
1340
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,674
Your dad loves you the
most, and he always will.
1341
01:05:32,179 --> 01:05:34,640
Who pays the rent?
Who pays the mortgage?
1342
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,727
Hi, hon.
1343
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:44,441
Honey, you've got to
take Clio back to rehab.
1344
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,817
No.
1345
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:46,943
Wait. Listen to me.
1346
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:51,114
I need a big venue to expose my talent
1347
01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,408
to the most possible eyes.
1348
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,452
After all the things
that you have been saying
1349
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,371
about us on your vlogs,
1350
01:05:57,371 --> 01:06:00,582
the least you can do is let
me sing at your yoga festival.
1351
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,918
It's a huge opportunity
for me. I can't do that.
1352
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,130
You have to take her
back to Mountain View.
1353
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,799
- No.
- Do you want her to die?
1354
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,217
No.
1355
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,259
Then get your priorities straight!
1356
01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,012
Nothing's more important than family.
1357
01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:15,889
You walk out on your sister,
1358
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:19,184
and God will punish you seven
times over for your sins.
1359
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:21,853
There she is.
1360
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:24,898
Little miss crazy vlogger,
1361
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:25,982
telling everyone
1362
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,944
my personal shit.
1363
01:06:28,944 --> 01:06:30,237
- Clio!
- I know!
1364
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,158
She needs you.
1365
01:06:38,036 --> 01:06:40,288
Get in the car. Get in!
1366
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:43,166
Listen, I could die any day now.
1367
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,835
Are you sick?
1368
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:48,463
No. But I have a very bad
feeling about my health.
1369
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:51,258
Can't you grant a mother
her final dying wish?
1370
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:54,261
Think about someone other than yourself?
1371
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,348
Oh, I, I, I,
1372
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,934
I know you're going to fix this for me.
1373
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,353
Right?
1374
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,224
What?
1375
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,726
Hey!
1376
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:57,324
I hate you! You always
blame me for everything.
1377
01:07:57,324 --> 01:08:00,660
Well, I hate you too.
1378
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:04,247
Do you feel bad about what happened?
1379
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:06,124
What do you mean?
1380
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,168
The wedding.
1381
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:10,754
We were kids.
1382
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,133
Why did you let me go
outside to that guy's car?
1383
01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,343
He was Dad's friend.
1384
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:18,428
You are my big sister.
1385
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,888
You're supposed to protect me.
1386
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:22,557
I was 10 years old.
1387
01:08:25,936 --> 01:08:29,606
Do you feel bad about what happened?
1388
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,567
I feel bad.
1389
01:08:33,652 --> 01:08:36,988
I'm sorry. I feel really, really bad.
1390
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:39,950
Now you know how I feel.
1391
01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,538
Blame him, not me.
1392
01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:47,874
No.
1393
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,309
Yo, this is Steve.
1394
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:07,644
I can't come to the
phone, so leave a message.
1395
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,233
Yo, yo, what's up?
1396
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,152
Clio just, uh, blamed me
1397
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,989
for that thing that
happened when we were kids.
1398
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:20,365
Wow.
1399
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:23,034
OK. That's intense.
1400
01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:24,536
I know.
1401
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:25,537
I'm sorry.
1402
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:29,499
OK, come over. Let's hang out.
1403
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,167
Do you think I'm a bad person?
1404
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,545
You are definitively
1405
01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:35,297
not a bad person.
1406
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,883
Really?
1407
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:39,050
I don't like you when you're like this.
1408
01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,468
I don't want you to be alone.
1409
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:42,095
Have you called
Steve? Where is he?
1410
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,597
He's doing whatever his
daughter wants him to do,
1411
01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:44,598
because he doesn't know how to say no.
1412
01:09:44,598 --> 01:09:46,641
Oh, well...
1413
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,435
who does that remind me of?
1414
01:09:48,435 --> 01:09:49,853
Who?
1415
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,271
It reminds me of you.
1416
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,940
What do you mean?
1417
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,067
Anne, think about it.
1418
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,903
Listen.
1419
01:09:57,903 --> 01:10:01,031
Tomorrow is a big day for you.
1420
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:03,366
Focus on that.
You're gonna kill it.
1421
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,785
Thanks.
1422
01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:27,891
- Hey!
- Ah!
1423
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:28,892
Hi!
1424
01:10:29,643 --> 01:10:31,019
Aw!
1425
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:32,604
I made signs. No big deal.
1426
01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:34,689
We support you.
1427
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,691
- This is amazing.
- It's so huge.
1428
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:37,901
Back and front.
1429
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,444
- You're such a dork
- I know.
1430
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,071
What is an anal healing massage, I wonder?
1431
01:10:41,071 --> 01:10:42,572
Oh, I don't know.
1432
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,741
I wouldn't mind getting my anus massaged.
1433
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,825
- I would do it.
- Right?
1434
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:46,826
- In a park?
- Yeah.
1435
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:48,203
Not in a park.
1436
01:10:48,203 --> 01:10:49,913
What? It's better that it's an a park.
1437
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,414
- That's your problem?
- It's weird in a park, yeah.
1438
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,124
We keep a lot of tension in our buttholes.
1439
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,918
That is a true fact.
You know that, from... yoga.
1440
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,586
Wait, take a picture, take a picture.
1441
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,421
No, you don't want to keep
talking about buttholes?
1442
01:10:58,421 --> 01:10:59,756
I would.
1443
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:00,966
Get your sign up.
1444
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:02,467
- Ah!
- Hold up your sign.
1445
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,593
Oh my god.
1446
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,178
Oh, that last one was weird.
1447
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,721
We're gonna get seats.
We're getting seats.
1448
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:07,806
- Oh!
- Hey, Mom.
1449
01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:09,724
Evelyn and Marty are here.
1450
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:13,269
And your father brought the
virgin from his church group.
1451
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,521
OK.
1452
01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:16,022
Well, let's get on stage, honey.
1453
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:21,277
So you ever do yoga?
It's kind of her jam.
1454
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:24,114
Anne. This is Jehan.
1455
01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:26,992
Nice to meet you.
1456
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:28,326
You too.
1457
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:29,911
I connect brands with influencers,
1458
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,621
and I hear you're an influencer.
1459
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,707
- I guess.
- Hmm.
1460
01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:35,000
Well, get it together.
1461
01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:39,546
Alright, thank you,
Stephanie for showing us all
1462
01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:42,132
how to get in touch with
our inner erotic creature.
1463
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:44,676
Next up, we have our happiness expert.
1464
01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:46,344
Here she is, Anne Fitzgerald.
1465
01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:55,562
Hi.
1466
01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:58,314
I learned how to teach yoga
because yoga makes me happy.
1467
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,316
And I want to share my love of yoga
1468
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:03,361
with everyone here today.
1469
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,446
And now...
1470
01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:08,283
my mom has a special song to sing.
1471
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:16,499
This is an original song that I wrote,
1472
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:19,461
and I hope it helps all of you
1473
01:12:19,461 --> 01:12:20,879
get your yoga on.
1474
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,598
You don't need a toga for yoga.
1475
01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:47,363
Alright, everybody get ready to be happy.
1476
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,824
Surya Namaskar.
Sun Salutation.
1477
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:53,328
Arms over your head.
1478
01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:54,662
And jump back.
1479
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,212
And Down Dog.
1480
01:13:03,755 --> 01:13:05,632
Mm. Deep, deep breaths.
1481
01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:08,176
The most important thing is your breath.
1482
01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:13,014
Really, really breathe.
1483
01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,227
Sometimes the people
1484
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:19,062
who are supposed to make your life better,
1485
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,480
- they really make it worse.
- Clio, what are you doing?
1486
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,065
- And in those moments--
- Just relax.
1487
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,900
Focus on your breath.
1488
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:28,822
Life is a gift, and it's our
responsibility to enjoy it.
1489
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:29,948
That's such bullshit.
1490
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,409
Happiness is our natural state.
1491
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,994
- Bullshit!
- Clio!
1492
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,872
That is such bull crap!
1493
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:41,918
Give me a fucking break. Yoga sucks.
1494
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,420
Punchilates is the new trend.
1495
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,714
Fuck these yoga bitches!
1496
01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:49,968
Punchilates feels good!
1497
01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:51,761
Fuck you, yoga bitches!
1498
01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:53,138
Get off the stage. Get off.
1499
01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:54,139
No!
1500
01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:55,765
- Ow!
- Clio!
1501
01:13:58,476 --> 01:13:59,602
Don't make a scene.
1502
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:00,854
Don't touch me.
1503
01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:03,690
Oh! Ow!
1504
01:14:03,690 --> 01:14:05,108
Security!
1505
01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:07,068
Stop hitting yourself. Ow!
1506
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:14,075
I'm looking at the patterns in my life,
1507
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,702
the choices that I make.
1508
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,788
I can see where those patterns come from.
1509
01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:23,710
I can see the people who
are really there for me.
1510
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:33,887
Maybe the only person
I can change is myself.
1511
01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:35,680
I'm sorry about what happened to you,
1512
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,307
but it was not my fault.
1513
01:14:37,307 --> 01:14:39,267
Clio, come on, that's enough. Come on.
1514
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:45,940
I'm gonna teach the
class myself from now on.
1515
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,358
- This way.
- No more music.
1516
01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,611
Are you OK? That was, uh, wild.
1517
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,155
What should I do?
1518
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,324
This is, uh, a shit show.
1519
01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:55,450
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
1520
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:56,451
Should I just get off the stage?
1521
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:57,869
No!
1522
01:14:57,869 --> 01:14:59,412
No, you can turn this around right now.
1523
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:00,747
- We can all do it with you.
- OK, come on.
1524
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:02,165
I'm in heals.
1525
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,791
- Warrior II, everyone.
- That's it.
1526
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,586
Warrior II.
1527
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:07,837
Warrior I.
1528
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,589
I'm in heels.
1529
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:11,132
Even when you feel like you're
alone, you're not alone.
1530
01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:16,971
In life, it helps to be a warrior.
1531
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,183
You can turn your day
around at any moment.
1532
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:40,578
It's the kind of publicity
you can't buy, you know?
1533
01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,330
I feel like it's actually better this way,
1534
01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,790
because it shows, like,
when the shit hits the fan,
1535
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:46,167
you're able to pull it together.
1536
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,420
- I thought it was-
- Oh.
1537
01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:00,598
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. Are you OK?
1538
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,141
I had a situation with Lily.
1539
01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:05,728
I'm not OK.
1540
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:06,729
Why? What happened?
1541
01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,148
You're a good guy.
1542
01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:10,858
OK.
1543
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:13,611
But I don't feel like
there's room for me here.
1544
01:16:17,115 --> 01:16:18,783
What do you mean?
1545
01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:21,035
I have to do what's right for me,
1546
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,621
and maybe the timing isn't right.
1547
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:36,175
I love you.
1548
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:44,100
Maybe call me sometime.
1549
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:03,411
Let's go home.
1550
01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,546
There's the endorsement guy.
1551
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,882
Excuse me, Jehan.
1552
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:20,345
Um, I meant to impress you with my class,
1553
01:17:20,345 --> 01:17:21,721
but I know it was weird.
1554
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:23,222
I would love for you to come
1555
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,724
under different circumstances sometime.
1556
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,479
Yes! Gave him my card.
1557
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,939
Casual.
Casual sign holding.
1558
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:33,858
Can I get a ride home?
Do you have room for me?
1559
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,151
- We always have room for you.
- Of course.
1560
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:36,819
- Of course.
- Of course.
1561
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,196
I mean, we'll strap you
to the roof, obviously.
1562
01:17:38,196 --> 01:17:39,947
She's driving 'cause I'm hammered.
1563
01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:41,366
- Alright, shotgun!
- Oh, hey.
1564
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:43,076
And guess what CD we just got.
1565
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,077
- What?
- You're gonna love it.
1566
01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:45,328
It goes like this.
1567
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:38,172
Morning.
1568
01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,215
Hi, hun.
1569
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,758
- Mom.
- Yes?
1570
01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:42,718
I can't help you with your career.
1571
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,387
You're being selfish, honey.
1572
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:45,721
I'm gonna focus on myself.
1573
01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:49,642
Call Father Peter.
Go to confession.
1574
01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,018
No.
1575
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:52,562
I love you guys.
I'll see you Friday.
1576
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,411
I only have broccoli
1577
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:11,038
and a half eaten carton
of ice cream in my fridge.
1578
01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:13,416
I don't know what you should
do, but I'm rooting for you.
1579
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,917
I love you. Good luck.
1580
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:18,838
It's easy to blame other people
1581
01:19:18,838 --> 01:19:20,256
when things go wrong.
1582
01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:26,762
But I have to ask myself, what's my part?
1583
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:33,311
The most important thing
is not what sucks in life,
1584
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,439
but what's good.
1585
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:46,949
Warrior II.
1586
01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:06,802
So I decided to be grateful
for all the good things,
1587
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,638
and there's a lot of good things.
1588
01:20:08,638 --> 01:20:11,974
I do have a loving family,
and I have a great life.
1589
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,356
Well, I may have lost a contractor,
1590
01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:21,192
but I gained a pretty
great fried chicken recipe.
1591
01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:22,818
This is better than Steve's.
1592
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,403
- Right?
- Seriously.
1593
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,656
This might get you the
Michelin Star, babe.
1594
01:20:26,656 --> 01:20:27,990
Oh yeah, baby.
1595
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:28,991
Well, the thing underneath.
1596
01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:34,664
I know we're not related,
but you're my Chosen Family.
1597
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,458
- We love you.
- Oh.
1598
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:38,668
Aw.
1599
01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:39,835
Sweetie.
1600
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,170
Oh, we do love you.
1601
01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:43,464
Oh.
1602
01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:44,840
Cheers to that.
1603
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,259
That was very sweet.
1604
01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:49,345
But we don't have to stop
and, like, hug or something.
1605
01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,763
We can keep eating chicken?
1606
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,348
Later. I'd like a hug later.
1607
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,516
I'll set my alarm for 20 minutes from now.
1608
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,017
OK, perfect.
1609
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,185
If everybody could just Venmo me.
1610
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,022
$8.12?
1611
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,691
There's a lot of fees, so.
1612
01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:02,692
Great idea.
1613
01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:04,277
Like $9 in fees.
1614
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,778
will you remind us that the alarm is set
1615
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:06,862
for us to all hug?
1616
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,364
- Yeah.
- 8.12?
1617
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,365
I feel like you're the only one
1618
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:11,033
with a good memory here.
1619
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,702
Is that what you
think this would cost? $8?
1620
01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:40,271
{\an8}Happy birthday!
1621
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:42,857
{\an8}- Woo!
- Yay!
1622
01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:45,192
{\an8}Don't catch on fire.
1623
01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:46,819
{\an8}Don't catch on fire.
1624
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,073
{\an8}Woo!
1625
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,074
{\an8}OK.
1626
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:56,912
{\an8}Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ready?
1627
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,205
{\an8}No, no, no!
1628
01:21:58,205 --> 01:21:59,790
{\an8}Yes!
1629
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:03,210
{\an8}- Alright, everyone.
- Yeah, this is so fun!
1630
01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:04,253
{\an8}Alright, can I cut into this?
1631
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,254
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yes.
1632
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:08,466
{\an8}- With what?
- How does this work?
1633
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,636
{\an8}OK, I got a knife.
1634
01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:15,681
{\an8}Wait, wait, I don't know
what to do with this thing.
1635
01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:16,724
{\an8}Watch out.
1636
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:20,186
{\an8}- Watch out!
- Watch out!
1637
01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:21,479
{\an8}Oh!
1638
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:22,813
{\an8}It works.
1639
01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:26,651
{\an8}Alright, who wants cake? Watch out!
1640
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,569
{\an8}Oh, she drops it.
1641
01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:29,862
{\an8}Alright.
1642
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,281
{\an8}- Alright, crank it up.
- Yes!
1643
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:33,699
{\an8}That's too big.
1644
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,787
{\an8}Oh my god, yes.
1645
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,791
{\an8}We have to eat it, so of course.
1646
01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,466
{\an8}Don't just wipe it down.
1647
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:53,302
{\an8}Come on, I have to shake it out.
1648
01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,887
{\an8}Can I have a fork?
1649
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,055
{\an8}Please wait for me now.
1650
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,391
{\an8}Wait, wait. Alright, alright.
1651
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:03,979
{\an8}Here we go. In three, two, one.
1652
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,272
{\an8}Woo!
1653
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,693
{\an8}- Alright.
- Woo!
1654
01:23:08,693 --> 01:23:11,445
{\an8}Was that from me rubbing on you?
1655
01:23:17,243 --> 01:23:19,161
{\an8}Did you finally get the butt implant?
1656
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:20,705
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Oh.
1657
01:23:20,705 --> 01:23:23,165
{\an8}You know, she's really hard.
1658
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,170
{\an8}- Hey, guys.
- Oh my god.
1659
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,005
{\an8}I've got a confession. I'm
super allergic to chocolate.
1660
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,925
{\an8}Don't worry about it. I'm
probably gonna be fine.
1661
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:33,926
{\an8}We love you, but-
1662
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:34,927
{\an8}It's gonna be fine.
1663
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,303
{\an8}OK. Are you serious?
1664
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,680
{\an8}I'm going into anaphylactic shock.
1665
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,848
{\an8}- Don't die.
- I'm not gonna die.
1666
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:40,307
{\an8}- Don't die.
- I'm not.
1667
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,476
{\an8}Listen, if one of us has to go,
1668
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:44,103
{\an8}we all agree it's gonna be Max.