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(♪)

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(♪)

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(♪)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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ELIZABETH: ♪ On the
first day of Christmas ♪

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ A partridge in broom tree ♪

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♪ On the second day
of Christmas ♪

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

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I wish.

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(LAUGHS)

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♪ On the third day
of Christmas

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ Football tickets,
but I don't even like football ♪

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♪ I'd rather be at a spa ♪

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♪ On the fourth day
of Christmas ♪

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♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

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♪ A second STD ♪

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♪ Christmas freakin' sucks ♪

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♪ It's stupid ♪

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♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

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♪ Is getting screwed
by a mall Santa ♪

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Wooh!

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Yeah, you know
what I am talkin' about, girls.

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Get all mall Santa
up in your business.

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Merry Christmas, bitches!

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CONNOR:
Come on.

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(♪)

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ELIZABETH: Hey, honey, just
landed here in New Mexico.

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CONNOR ON PHONE: Are you gonna
stop by and see your family?

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(CONNOR AND ELIZABETH LAUGHING)

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ELIZABETH:
Very funny.

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I'm just here to close the deal
for us to buy the ski resort.

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CONNOR ON PHONE:
Great.

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If you can get it closed
before Christmas,

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my dad said there's a raise
in the future.

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ELIZABETH:
Well, don't worry.

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The owner is a family friend.
It'll be easy.

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Oh, Julie's calling.
Let's talk later, okay?

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Love you.

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CONNOR ON PHONE:
Love you, too, babe.

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(BEEPS)

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Oh my God!

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JULIE ON PHONE:
Where have you been?

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Long story,

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but I had to fly back home
to New Mexico.

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JULIE ON PHONE:
Okay, but did you see it?

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See what?

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JULIE ON PHONE:
So you haven't?

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What are you talking about?

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JULIE ON PHONE:
Karaoke! From the other night?

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JULIE ON PHONE:
Videos of it have gone viral.

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What? No. N...

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JULIE ON PHONE:
I'm afraid so.

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Shit. Julie, I gotta go.

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I cannot believe it. Oh my God!

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Okay, it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, right?

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It's gonna be okay.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(CHEERS)

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RANDY:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

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Yeah... (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

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Boys, thank you.

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Lookin' good, boys.

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Go on, hop up there, buddy.
All right.

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Throw it on over, Wyatt.

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Hey! Nice.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God, are you serious?

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh my God! Why is this my life?

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(HONKS)

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ELIZABETH:
Oh my God, why?

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You got a good tree, dude. Good.

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(SCREAMS)

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Okay.

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(INHALES, EXHALES)

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Okay, keep it together.

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Not right now.

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(EXHALES)

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Beautiful! What a guy.

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- All right, Marcy.
- (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

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Good doing business with you.

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You too, buddy.

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- All right. Well, see ya.
- All right, thank you.

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Yeah. Thank you, guys.

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(ENGINE REVS)

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Okay. It's okay.
Phew, I'm just gonna...

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I'm just gonna leave it
until later, because...

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(EXHALES)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh my God!
Ugh, are you kidding me?

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Uh... uh, oh, come on!

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- Excuse me.
- ELIZABETH: Yes.

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You okay?

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Does it look like it?

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Well, not really.

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Um, you're here to buy a tree?

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Nope.

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Well, you're not dressed to ski
lookin' like that.

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No, I am here to see the owner.

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Got it.

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Uh, just to let you know,
we do have a ski shop

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that sells women's boots
in your size

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if you need a new pair.

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- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, all right. Oh, Je...

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Oh! Oh. Oh.

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Yes.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Um, my shoe is stuck.

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- Got it.
- In the mud.

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- Good. Get that for you.
- Oh, yeah.

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- All right.
- Oh God.

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(GRUNTS)

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Here is your shoe.

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Yep.

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Sorry about that, lady.

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Thank you.

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(GRUNTS)

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Right.

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(EXHALES)

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Do you uh,
do you know where the owner is?

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Oh, he's up at the top,
cuttin' down a tree

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for next weekend's
Christmas Classic.

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Of course he is.

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And when will he be back down?

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Is he expecting you?

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No, I'm just here

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to discuss some private business
with him.

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Well, could be a while.

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He likes to take his time
up there, so...

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Well, do you think
maybe someone could radio him

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and tell him to come down?

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Ugh, no.

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No, unfortunately,
it's too secluded up there.

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I'll tell you what,

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I'd be happy to take you up
on my ATV.

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I'm headed up there anyway,
so...

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You want me to go
to the top of the mountain

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in this on the back of your ATV?

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Well, I think I did mention
that we do have a ski shop

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that sells
not only women's boots

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but also seasonal
winter-appropriate attire.

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Or I got an extra one of these.

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No, not a chance in hell.

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([WHIRRING)

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(INDISTINCT LYRICS)

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(♪)

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What? What... what are you do...
Where's the boss?

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Hey, Randy Collins.

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What?

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Owner and operator of Ski Alto.

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Are you serious?

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, where's Jack?

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My dad?
He died a few years ago.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Wait, so you're Randy Randy.

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Oh my God,
I didn't even recognize you.

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You're so different.

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(LAUGHS)

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Yeah, that's one way to put it.

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I went to rehab for weight loss.

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Started eating healthy.
I ski and hike every day.

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So, there you go, Elizabeth.

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And you know who I am,
of course.

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Yeah, of course I do.

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(EXHALES)

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By the way, love the new video.

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Oh, you saw that, too.

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I think everyone's seen it.

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It's almost as funny
as your first one.

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What's it been,
like six, seven years?

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Ten. My sister's wedding.

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Okay.
Well, the answer is still “no”.

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Excuse me?

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I'm not sellin'.

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You know, this land has been
in my family for generations

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My grandparents' idea
to put the slopes in,

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so they cut down the trees
themselves

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with the help of the community,
including your family.

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Speaking' of which,
have you seen yours yet?

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We're not here
to discuss my family.

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Well, I think we are.

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You know, if I sell

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and you decide
to make it private,

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that means
they can't ski here either.

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Wealth comes in more forms
than just money, Elizabeth.

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Have you seen the smiles
of these people's faces

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flyin' down the mountain?

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This place is perfect
just the way it is.

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Again, if I sell,
all that's gonna change.

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Well, change isn't necessarily
a bad thing, Randy.

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It is if it means
keepin' the community out.

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(SIGHS)

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Okay,
what if I can convince my boss

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to make it semi-private,
and it's a win-win?

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You could still run it

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and all the community
could still ski here.

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I mean, there's no downside.

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Mm...

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Randy, look,
if you don't evolve,

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my boss will just take it
to the next town,

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which means the business
will all go there,

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and eventually ski Alto
will dry up.

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So...

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Right, well,
okay, this boss of yours,

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does he listen to you?

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You can get him
to agree to this?

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Oh, absolutely.

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I mean, I'm engaged to his son,
so...

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Right.

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Well, might take me some time
to think about it.

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Okay, well, how long do
you think it'll take,

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‘cause I'd really love
to let him know.

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Might take a while.

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I do all my best thinkin'
up here.

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So, excuse me.

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(GRUNTS)

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- Randy!
- RANDY: Yeah!

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Wait, can... can you at least
just take me down

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before you do all that?

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Sorry, I...
I gotta do this really quick,

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But uh,
you can either wait for me

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or head on down
through the trees

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to the ski lift.

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It'll take you down.

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What... really?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(♪)

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Oh my God! Is that you?

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Sis! Is that really you?

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Hey. What?

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- ELIZABETH: Yeah. Hi.
- Oh my God!

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- Oh.
- Mm!

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Ow.

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Damn, it's been long!

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What are...
Are you working here now?

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What?

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Your outfit.

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Oh, no.
Oh, no, I've just borrowed it.

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Uh, it's cold, so...
Hey, Bynn, wow!

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Hi!

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- Look at you!
- Hi.

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You are so uh, sparkly.

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Isn't it fantastic?

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It's the unisex line Lynn
has been working on.

251
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It works for men, too, right?

252
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It's very masculine
and powerful.

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Okay.

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So beautiful, isn't it?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh my God!

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And look at you two,
you've grown so much!

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LYNN:
Yeah.

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- ELIZABETH: And you, you're new.
- LYNN: Yes.

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- Hi.
- This is your Aunt Liz!

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Okay.

263
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,758
(LAUGHS)

264
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,343
So, did you come back

265
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,805
to watch me
win the Christmas Classic again

266
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,725
and celebrate our decade
of love?

267
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,184
(LAUGHS)

268
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,019
(KISSING)

269
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:27,644
Oh yeah.

270
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,689
Ten years of equality
and 50/50 partnership

271
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,209
where we make
all the decisions together.

272
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,150
I make all the decisions.

273
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,360
Of course, yeah, so great.

274
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:40,741
No, actually uh,
I came to surprise you.

275
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,908
- Yes!
- Surprise! Surprise!

276
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,702
- You're so cute!
- Yeah.

277
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,245
- Come here. Oh my God.
- Oh. Okay.

278
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,099
So, are you g... Are you gonna
stay with mom and dad then?

279
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,250
I... y... I am. Yeah, I... I am.

280
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,937
That's where I was
on my way to right now.

281
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,438
We're having plans all week
with them.

282
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,839
So we will see you a lot.

283
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,381
Great.

284
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,215
Yay!

285
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,759
Great. I can't wait.

286
00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,885
Yes, you're here!

287
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,260
- Yeah.
- Ooh!

288
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,261
- Yeah.
- LYNN: Love it.

289
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,888
I'm here. Bye!

290
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,098
(MUNCHES)

291
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:05,849
(CHUCKLES)

292
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,934
Oh, okay.

293
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:08,977
Bye!

294
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,190
(DOOR OPENS)

295
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,192
Are you kidding me right now?

296
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:15,484
(DOOR CLOSES)

297
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,070
Really? Really?

298
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:22,366
Today, right now,
this has to happen?

299
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,118
Oh my God, I hate this place!

300
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,788
Oof! Need a lift?

301
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,290
No. I'll be fine.

302
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,043
Really?
You're gonna fix that tire.

303
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,878
I have fixed tires before.

304
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,189
No, no, no, I'm...
I'm sure you have.

305
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,966
I just meant you know,
in that outfit.

306
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:40,676
Come on.

307
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,400
I'm headed out,
I'll give you a lift home.

308
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,100
(SIGHS)

309
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560
(DOOR OPENS)

310
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,237
ELIZABETH:
So, how come you never left?

311
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,321
I did.

312
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,407
Really?

313
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,284
Yeah, I went to the New York
Institute of Technology,

314
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,829
four years of computer science.

315
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,788
(CHUCKLES)

316
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,456
You in Manhattan?

317
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,834
I'm sorry, I just...
I just can't see it.

318
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,836
Uh, well, it's true.

319
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,255
I worked several years
for an IT company.

320
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,006
Then I got a job offer
from this you know,

321
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:20,590
little tech company,

322
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:25,345
but before I could accept it uh,
my dad died.

323
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,349
So, that's why I came back to...
To run the mountain.

324
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,976
Right.

325
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,019
I'm... I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh.

326
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,313
I... I didn't realize.

327
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,816
That's all right.
I got thick skin.

328
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,252
I was fat for most of my life,
remember?

329
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,527
(LAUGHS)

330
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,404
Well, not anymore.

331
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,259
RANDY: All right, so do you
wanna go to your sister's house

332
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,993
or your parents' house first?

333
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,095
ELIZABETH:
What? What do you mean?

334
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:49,411
(RANDY CHUCKLING)

335
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,120
RANDY:
I'm just kiddin'.

336
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456
Well, your sister and Bynn
moved in there last year.

337
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,206
ELIZABETH:
Really?

338
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:53,707
RANDY:
Yep.

339
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,376
I'm putting my IT degree
to full use

340
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,463
installing their light show.

341
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,839
Her design, of course.

342
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,007
Of course it is.

343
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:02,549
(CHUCKLES)

344
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,844
God bless her.
Crazy runs in the family.

345
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,928
Yeah.

346
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,888
Gettin' kind of worried, though.

347
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,181
I mean, if she wins

348
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,849
for the tenth straight year
in a row,

349
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,850
definitely gonna have
to sell this place

350
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,851
and get the heck out of here.

351
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,019
(SCOFFS)

352
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,062
So you'll sell if she wins?

353
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,483
No, but you make a good case
for the town.

354
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,193
You know, maybe you're right.

355
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,361
Maybe it's time for this place
to evolve.

356
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197
That's fantastic.

357
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:25,864
All right, hold on.

358
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,075
I'm not sayin' “yes” yet,
I'm still thinkin'.

359
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,036
And you know,
you'd have to sweeten the deal,

360
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,162
of course.

361
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,414
I mean, I'm sure
I can get you more money.

362
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,375
Yeah, that's a start.
Maybe one more thing.

363
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,084
Anything.

364
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,546
You have to beat your sister
in the Christmas Classic.

365
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,258
Well, that's not possible.

366
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,386
I mean,
she's won every single year.

367
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,097
Well, you beat her
in the junior division once.

368
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,392
It... that was
a long, long time ago, okay?

369
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,061
I haven't skied in years!

370
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,104
It... uh, uh,
not since the accident.

371
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:58,772
RANDY:
Well, you know,

372
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,500
you've always been
a better skier than your sister.

373
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,900
(SIGHS)

374
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,611
I'm not. No, no way.

375
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,446
Oh, come on!
Your parents would love it.

376
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,573
No, I can't, okay? I can't.

377
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242
I don't have time.
I have to leave.

378
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,410
All right, well,

379
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,121
Then enjoy telling your boss
and your fiancé

380
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:15,914
that my final answer is “no”.

381
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,376
They seem like the kind of guys
that love hearing that word.

382
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,478
So I'm sure
that'll go over great.

383
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,962
(ELIZABETH SIGHING)

384
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,009
(DOOR OPENS)

385
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:29,928
ELIZABETH:
Oh.

386
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,304
Oh, look at dear old daddy.

387
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,639
(CHUCKLES)

388
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,558
RANDY:
Love your dad. He's so cool.

389
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,934
Oh, he's... here he comes.

390
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,436
Oh, look at dear old daddy.

391
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,145
RYAN:
He's the best.

392
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,313
ELIZABETH:
Oh.

393
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,149
Hi. Hi.

394
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,069
Hey, Randy!
Merry Christmas, buddy!

395
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,380
How's it goin', Jimmy?
Good to see you, man.

396
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,446
Merry Christmas!

397
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,530
JIMMY:
Oh my God!

398
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,991
Hi, daddy! Surprise!

399
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,491
JIMMY:
Hey!

400
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,617
(LAUGHS)

401
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:56,121
Come here! Oh, what do you...

402
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,622
Surprise?
What do you mean surprise?

403
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,667
This is the best surprise
I could ever hope for!

404
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,669
What are you doing?
You here for Christmas?

405
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,629
I... yeah, I sure am.

406
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,464
Oh my God!
Your mama's gonna freak out.

407
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:06,798
Great.

408
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,340
I'll tell you what,

409
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,259
let's go inside,
let me get your bags.

410
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,511
Oh, I uh, I don't have any bags.

411
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,971
Oh.

412
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,638
Because um,
the airline lost them, so...

413
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,973
Ugh! Oh!

414
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,242
ELIZABETH:
But I have a pair of shoes

415
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,369
that I'm just gonna grab
real quick.

416
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,477
Okay. What about you, buddy?

417
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,041
Let's go get
one of ‘em bourbons, huh?

418
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,540
Oh, thanks, Jimmy,
but I gotta get back to work.

419
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,583
Oh, come on, get an eggnog!

420
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,190
(LAUGHS)

421
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:24,733
Come on.

422
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,277
Yeah,
Randy, just an eggnog, please.

423
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612
I am sorry.

424
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,655
I know I already owe you one.
I'll owe you two.

425
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,490
I mean, I'm... I'm in...

426
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,534
Uh, yeah, why not? Sure.

427
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,078
(CHUCKLES)

428
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:45,246
(♪)

429
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,009
All right,
come on in right here.

430
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,218
Watch your step.

431
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,345
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

432
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,054
Okay, buddy.

433
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,639
Wow! Here we're.

434
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,723
Yeah.

435
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,058
- Hoo!
- Hoo!

436
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,225
All right.

437
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,185
Look at this place.

438
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:00,435
(GRUNTS)

439
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,145
Home sweet home.

440
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,373
Yeah, I think your mom's
in the kitchen.

441
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:03,980
I'll go get her for you, okay?

442
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,066
Oh, no, that's okay, daddy.
I wanna surprise her.

443
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,650
- You sure?
- Yeah.

444
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,378
- Okay. She'll love it.
- I'll be right back.

445
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,402
Okay.

446
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,280
Oh, wow, Jimmy,

447
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,367
your granddaughters
are quite the artists.

448
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:15,992
Oh boy.

449
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,745
Well, they're a bunch
of bloodthirsty psychos,

450
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,496
if you ask me.

451
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:19,746
Well...

452
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,164
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

453
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,166
I mean, it's all about positive

454
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,561
and uh, encouragement
these days, you know?

455
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:24,918
Yeah.

456
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:25,460
I mean, look at this, Randy.

457
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,546
Is this not a pretty picture
of death?

458
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,048
(LAUGHS)

459
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,317
I'd hate to stifle
their creativity now,

460
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,050
wouldn't you?

461
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:32,384
Right.

462
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,718
I need a drink, brother.

463
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,638
Okay. Yikes.

464
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,437
Hi, mom.

465
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,523
Oh my goodness!

466
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,774
(GASPS)

467
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,777
Are my eyes deceiving me?

468
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,071
- No.
- It's really you!

469
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,364
Yes.

470
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,200
And where is
that handsome fiancé

471
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,702
I've been hearing so much about?

472
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,414
Oh, unfortunately,
he couldn't make it this time.

473
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, honey,
did you blow it with him, too?

474
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,460
No, mom, we're still engaged.

475
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:07,836
Oh.

476
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,088
He just... he's working.

477
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,800
Oh, I'm sorry,
but I'm glad you're here!

478
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,260
Oh.

479
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,221
This is going
to be the best Christmas ever!

480
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683
Oh. Yeah, it sure is.

481
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,833
(AKEEM AND AUNT BETSY LAUGHING
IN DISTANCE)

482
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,108
Uh, Randy.

483
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:30,817
Yeah?

484
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,712
You may want to hurry up,
you're gonna need this, brother.

485
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,319
Oh, thank you, sir.

486
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:33,778
Yeah.

487
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:34,320
(CHUCKLES)

488
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,322
And uh,
of course you know Betsy, right?

489
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:36,698
Yeah. Hey.

490
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,783
Yeah. Well, this is Akeem.

491
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,618
All right!
Nice to meet you, Akeem.

492
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,786
Very nice to meet you.

493
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,746
(LAUGHS)

494
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,581
Randy, my favorite word.

495
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,457
Oops, okay.

496
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,291
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

497
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,293
Good to see you.

498
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,463
Akeem, this is the guy
I was telling you about.

499
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,464
The bum!

500
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,048
Excuse me?

501
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,467
- He the bum, right?
- Yeah, the ski bum.

502
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,177
What? People call me that?

503
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,305
Randy, this year's classic
needs an international division.

504
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,848
Akeem and I want to compete.

505
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,599
Oh, okay.

506
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,810
Um, well, why would you be
in the international division?

507
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,480
Because we got married last week

508
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,356
on our cruise to Saint Vincent.

509
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,775
(GRUNTS)

510
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,861
It was love at first sight.
Dual citizenship.

511
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,779
(KISSES)

512
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,155
Congratulations.

513
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:17,989
(ELIZABETH LAUGHING IN DISTANCE)

514
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,199
Is that who I think it is?

515
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:19,824
ELIZABETH:
Oh, wow.

516
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,201
Mm, yes.

517
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,787
She's just here to surprise us.

518
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,330
ELIZABETH:
She got married again?

519
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,498
Yes, again.

520
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,499
Oh God.

521
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,375
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

522
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,836
Speak of the devil! Aunt Besty!

523
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,839
I am so glad to see you. Oh.

524
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,841
Oh, uh, congratulations!

525
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,676
Mom told me the good news.

526
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,638
Like they say,
sixth time's a charm.

527
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,390
Is that what they say? Okay.

528
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,518
Ooh. Now there's a ring.

529
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,322
So you... you really were
on top of the barn,

530
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,229
just your boots on?

531
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:49,687
Butt naked.

532
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,355
But...

533
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,689
(LAUGHS)

534
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,526
Where in the effing F is she?

535
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,695
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas.

536
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,882
My favorite time of the year.

537
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,532
Have you all seen this video?

538
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,533
JIMMY:
Helen!

539
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,493
LYNN:
Where is she? Mom!

540
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,244
(SIGHS)

541
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,203
LYNN:
Mom!

542
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,412
Great.

543
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,373
This is the safest place
to view the fireworks.

544
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:08,998
Okay, good to know.

545
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,209
LYNN: Mom, come here!
You gotta see this.

546
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,378
Hey, girls,
let's go turn on the news

547
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,713
and see if they say anything
about Santa.

548
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,590
This is gonna be
the best Christmas ever.

549
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,509
♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

550
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,219
♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

551
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:21,845
Sing with me.

552
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,680
♪ We won't go
until we get some ♪

553
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,264
♪ We won't... ♪

554
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,850
Okay, I'm afraid him go end up
on Dateline.

555
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,727
DICK ON TV: Gentlemen, we are
expecting plenty of snow...

556
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,456
ELIZABETH ON VIDEO: ♪ Getting
screwed by a mall Santa ♪

557
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,897
HELEN:
Hey, I really like this.

558
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,941
No, stop, just listen.

559
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,733
We are in luck

560
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:40,905
because tonight we are expecting
to get six inches of snow.

561
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,448
And I bet you'd love six inches,

562
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,158
wouldn't you, Linda, huh?

563
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,577
ELIZABETH ON VIDEO:
♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

564
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,453
I wish.

565
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,777
Why... why are you showing them?

566
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,455
Quiet!
Here it comes, here it comes.

567
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,583
ELIZABETH ON VIDEO:
♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

568
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,586
♪ A second STD ♪

569
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255
Did you just say
what I think you said?

570
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,425
It was a joke.
It was a silly joke.

571
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,050
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes.

572
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,721
Oh, this thing,
you see this thing?

573
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:10,310
My crazy sister Lynn Flynn
made this crap.

574
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,313
Yeah, merry freakin' Christmas,
sis.

575
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,981
Wooh!

576
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,650
Baby, who's feelin'
the Christmas spirit?

577
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,974
KJ ON VIDEO:
Okay, hey, alright.

578
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,989
What do you have to say
for yourself, huh?

579
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,491
That is the last time
I'm gonna send you

580
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,951
one of my handmade masterpieces.

581
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:27,577
Oh, yeah?

582
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,413
Well, money doesn't equate
to good taste, sis.

583
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,499
Mommy, what does it mean
to get screwed by a mall Santa?

584
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,545
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

585
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:37,921
Do you see what you've done?

586
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,674
Honey, uh, sometimes the elves
are so busy

587
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,470
that mall Santa's have to screw
the bigger presents together

588
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,472
and then the real Santa
picks them up

589
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,515
and delivers them
to all the good girls and boys.

590
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:49,974
Good save.

591
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,476
Good save.

592
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,978
Daddy, I hope a mall Santa
screws my...

593
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,355
Me, too!

594
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,522
No! Bynn!

595
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,750
Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, Bynn,
take ‘em out.

596
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,608
Out, now!

597
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:58,900
Let's go.

598
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,192
LYNN:
Get out.

599
00:21:59,276 --> 00:21:59,776
BYNN:
Let's go.

600
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,487
LYNN: Get out. You
have to leave, Bynn.

601
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:02,862
(LAUGHS)

602
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,780
Mommy?

603
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,197
What?

604
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,949
Would six inches make you happy?

605
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,368
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

606
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,662
Really? Really?

607
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,038
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

608
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,501
Am I the only sane one here?

609
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,962
God! Oh!

610
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,007
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

611
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,386
I'm gonna win
that Christmas Classic

612
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,597
‘cause somebody needs
to take her down.

613
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:38,856
♪ Red flowers
paintin' your backyard ♪

614
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:44,737
♪ Your long hours
when you're chasing God ♪

615
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,908
♪ How do you know ♪

616
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:49,909
♪ When to stop ♪

617
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,035
Hey.

618
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,704
CONNOR ON PHONE:
Hey, hey, babe.

619
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,663
Hey, what's up?

620
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,100
CONNOR ON PHONE: Just havin' the boys over.
Wish you were here.

621
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,041
Have you closed the deal yet?

622
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,835
No, not yet.

623
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,544
CONNOR ON PHONE:
Clock's a tickin', babe.

624
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,504
You know my dad wants
to own the resort

625
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,588
by Christmas morning.

626
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,631
(SIGHS)

627
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,591
Yeah, I know,
it's in seven days.

628
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,760
And he's gonna sell um,

629
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,096
but he just wants
a bit more money.

630
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,850
CONNOR ON PHONE: Huh, for
that dinky resort? No chance.

631
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,519
And there's
one other little wrinkle.

632
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,104
CONNOR ON PHONE:
What's that?

633
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,689
I have to beat my sister

634
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,691
in these silly competitions
we have here

635
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,444
called “The Christmas Classic.”

636
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,778
(WOMAN LAUGHING)

637
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:26,571
Who's that?

638
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,174
CONNOR ON PHONE: Okay,
hey, it's already paid for.

639
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,033
Somebody get it.

640
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,577
Sorry, babe, I gotta run.

641
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,955
Okay, what... uh...

642
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,541
Love you.

643
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,418
(THUD)

644
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:40,918
(SIGHS)

645
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,002
(DOOR OPENS)

646
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,214
(DOOR CLOSES)

647
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,467
Hey, daddy.

648
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,136
Hey, babe.

649
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:54,098
So, uh, I guess my room
is no longer my room, huh?

650
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,601
Oh, no.

651
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,121
Your Aunt Betsy's just never
at home,

652
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,185
and she didn't see any reason
to keep her apartment,

653
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,773
so I don't know,

654
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,650
we just let her throw her stuff
in there.

655
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,611
What happened to all my clothes?

656
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:10,823
Mm, I don't know.
That's a good question.

657
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,452
Your mother either give ‘em away
or your sister bedazzled ‘em.

658
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:15,995
(BOTH LAUGH)

659
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:16,704
But the good news is

660
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,499
that Aunt Betsy's gonna
let you use some of her clothes.

661
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,124
That's a good news?

662
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:20,958
JIMMY:
Oh yeah.

663
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,460
Aunt Betsy's clothes?

664
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,127
JIMMY:
Yeah.

665
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,504
Great.

666
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,798
(BOTH LAUGH)

667
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,634
I don't know, sweetie.

668
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,237
All I know is
I'm just so thankful you're here

669
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,721
for Christmas.

670
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,140
Me, too.

671
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,851
Good night, sweetie.

672
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,685
Good night.

673
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:40,812
JIMMY:
Yeah.

674
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:48,896
(♪)

675
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:51,364
(FLIPS)

676
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,491
(ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS)

677
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,618
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

678
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,579
(SIGHS)

679
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,540
Oh.

680
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,544
What is this?

681
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,172
Oh. Oh my God.

682
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,967
Oh, oh.

683
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,803
♪ Island Christmas ♪

684
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,179
(SIGHS)

685
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,180
Are these two...

686
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,682
(GROANS)

687
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,519
Oh. Oh.

688
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,146
(SIGHS)

689
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:31,230
(♪)

690
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,578
♪ Island ♪

691
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,705
♪ Island Christmas ♪

692
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:41,164
(SIGHS)

693
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,708
Good mornin'. Brought you this.

694
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,169
Oh, thanks.

695
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,171
Oh, what's the... hey.

696
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:51,090
What in the hell are they doing?

697
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,595
Apparently it's their uh,
Nine Mornin' Festival.

698
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,763
We're on day three.

699
00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,683
It's the way they celebrate
their lead up to Christmas

700
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,187
in Akeem's country,
Saint Vincent.

701
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:08,065
ELIZABETH: Well, do they know
that it's 5:00 in the morning?

702
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,029
JIMMY: I think it's
tradition that they celebrate

703
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,737
between 5:00 and 7:00 a.m.
every morning,

704
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,197
before they go to work.

705
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,283
Does Aunt Betsy even have a job?

706
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,910
She goes on cruises.

707
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:19,202
Oh.

708
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,745
She's good at it.

709
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,205
(CHUCKLES)

710
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,122
I'm going back to bed, sweetie.

711
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:23,748
Oh.

712
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,373
(KISSES)

713
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,667
You should, too.

714
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:26,709
(JIMMY GRUNTING)

715
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:31,964
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

716
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,150
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

717
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,677
No. No.

718
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,139
(SIGHS)

719
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,202
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

720
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,311
Oh.

721
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,646
(GRUNTS)

722
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,275
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

723
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,075
♪ Feels like I just
shed my skin ♪

724
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,619
♪ And let the cold air
do me in ♪

725
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,163
♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

726
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,749
♪ Sunshine ♪

727
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,751
♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

728
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,962
♪ Around the same time
every year ♪

729
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,965
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

730
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,634
♪ My mind ♪

731
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,846
♪ Sunshine, come save me again ♪

732
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,015
♪ Oh, please ♪

733
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,684
Hey.

734
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,746
You know, I think I mentioned
that we do sell ski outfits

735
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,979
in the ski shop.

736
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,980
Very funny.

737
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:29,689
(CHUCKLES)

738
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,692
I'm just glad it still fits
and it's not bedazzled.

739
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,109
(RANDY CHUCKLING)

740
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,653
So the trainin' begins, huh?

741
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,864
Yep. Any pointers?

742
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,658
Oh, you want me to help you win,

743
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,886
so that I can sell the resort

744
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,786
that's been in my family
for generation

745
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,663
to your billionaire
boyfriend's family.

746
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,206
Uh, uh, fiancé,

747
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,874
So sorry. fiancé.

748
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,126
Yeah.

749
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,270
I don't see any problem
with that.

750
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:51,752
Well, I would,

751
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,297
but I'm pretty busy
with the Classic,

752
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,275
and you know, I already promised
your sister and Bynn

753
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,943
that I'd help them
with their light extravaganza.

754
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,801
So...

755
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,886
Of course. have fun.

756
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,138
All right.

757
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,808
Hey, Elizabeth!
No more viral videos, huh?

758
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,102
I'll try!

759
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,083
Since this
is your first time snowboarding,

760
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,858
you're gonna wanna take it slow.

761
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,068
Don't want you pullin'
a Liz Bird.

762
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,236
What'd you say?

763
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,155
Oh, I told her
not to pull a Liz Bird.

764
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,424
You know,
don't do somethin' stupid

765
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,866
that causes a big accident.

766
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,242
Oh.

767
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,870
SNOWBOARDER: I thought
everybody heard of that.

768
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,748
No.
I mean, it's not really a thing.

769
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,751
Definitely a thing. You ready?

770
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,753
I don't think so.

771
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,007
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

772
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,384
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

773
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,929
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

774
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,222
♪ Hey, yeah ♪

775
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,767
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

776
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,227
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

777
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,730
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

778
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:55,107
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

779
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:57,443
♪ Sunlight, take me ♪

780
00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:02,448
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

781
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,950
♪ You know ♪

782
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,119
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

783
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,956
(PANTS)

784
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,334
(CAR ENGINE WHIRS IN DISTANCE)

785
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:31,344
(♪)

786
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,071
- Here?
- No.

787
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,907
(RATTLING)

788
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,117
- Here?
- LYNN: No!

789
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,326
- What?
- No!

790
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,161
It's uh, keep...
You're not listening!

791
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,330
I'm saying, “Over there.”
Over there.

792
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,998
Around this one?

793
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:56,293
Really, Bynn? Uh, why?
You used to be so good at this!

794
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,129
What happened?

795
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,130
(YELLS)

796
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,298
Why did I marry you?

797
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,175
I know why I married you.

798
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,969
‘Cause you're a flippin' genius

799
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,971
and this is gonna
look flippin' fantastic.

800
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:07,471
Okay, keep going.

801
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,515
Yeah, to the r...
To the right more.

802
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,433
Right, on that limb.

803
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,518
(GRUNTS)

804
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,519
LYNN:
Yeah. Yeah!

805
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:14,270
This?

806
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,355
Yes, there!

807
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,275
Ah, God, that is so much better!

808
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,154
It looks so much more
symmetrical.

809
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,518
You have such a flair
for design.

810
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,532
LYNN:
That is... I love it. I love it.

811
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,283
How's it going over there?

812
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,286
Do you think you're almost done
with the electronics part?

813
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,170
I thought you said
you were an expert on this.

814
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,164
I'm w... I'm workin' on it.

815
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,999
Can you work faster?

816
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,169
Why don't you stop
barking orders at everyone?

817
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,505
Uh, excuse me, I'm not barking.
I am directing.

818
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,526
Okay, you just need to
light a fire under their asses

819
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,009
or nothing gets done here.

820
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,385
ELIZABETH:
Unbelievable.

821
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:49,054
Nothing ever changes with you,
huh?

822
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,890
Once a bitch, always a bitch.

823
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,892
What?
You know what your problem is?

824
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:53,225
(WHISTLES)

825
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:53,684
ELIZABETH:
Oh, what?

826
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,311
LYNN:
You're jealous of me.

827
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,062
(LAUGHS)

828
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,063
Why would I be jealous of you?

829
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,147
You are.

830
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,361
I've got the perfect husband,
perfect kids,

831
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,156
amazing clothing company
I created myself,

832
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,698
and guess what?

833
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,992
I'm about to win
the Christmas Classic

834
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,536
for the tenth consecutive year.

835
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,639
Well, you're wrong
about one thing.

836
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,580
What?

837
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,332
You're not gonna win your tenth.

838
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,251
At least not this year,
because I'm competing, too.

839
00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,170
What makes you think
you can beat me?

840
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,546
‘Cause she's got a great coach

841
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,380
What?

842
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,882
Why would you do that?

843
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,218
Well, because, Lynn,
to be honest, I...

844
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,928
I'm sick of gettin'
two Christmas cards

845
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:29,553
from you every year.

846
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,056
You know, one of you
and your beautiful family,

847
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:32,765
which I love,

848
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:36,185
and then another one of just you
and all your trophies.

849
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:36,727
I'm over it.

850
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,231
Sorry, buddy.
I love you, but I'm out.

851
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:40,815
Randy.

852
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,275
But, Randy,
you have to finish your job.

853
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,503
9:00 a.m. sharp.
Tomorrow morning.

854
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,402
You got it, coach.

855
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,947
Really? You're just gonna bail?

856
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:48,906
Be nicer next time.

857
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,282
I need you, Randy!

858
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:50,950
Randy.

859
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:51,408
(SIGHS)

860
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,077
Randy!

861
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,286
Bynn, we have to work hard.

862
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:54,829
Randy, come back!

863
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,039
We have to work hard.
Bynn, Bynn, Bynn.

864
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,183
- Randy!
- Let's get up the ladder.

865
00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,125
Let's go, Bynn. Let's go.

866
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,409
(CAR ENGINE WHIRS IN DISTANCE)

867
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:01,961
(FLIPS)

868
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,088
(ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS)

869
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,357
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

870
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,091
(SIGHS)

871
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:15,175
(♪)

872
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:18,311
♪ Island Christmas ♪

873
00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,105
(YAWNS)

874
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,357
Good morning.

875
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,317
Hey, thank you.

876
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,151
All right.

877
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:26,610
(SIGHS)

878
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:30,322
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

879
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,659
Well, I guess if you can't be
in the Caribbean,

880
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,620
bring the Caribbean to you,
right?

881
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,288
I guess.

882
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,290
(CHUCKLES)

883
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:50,210
(♪)

884
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,973
Morning!

885
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,684
Oh, wow! It's not even 8:00 a.m.

886
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,019
Thought I told you 9:00.

887
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,437
Don't remind me.

888
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,361
Any chance I could
get some practice rounds in?

889
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,107
Uh, not yet.

890
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,251
No, there's more
to this competition

891
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:07,359
than just skiing.

892
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,027
Oh.

893
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,737
Here. Follow me.

894
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,326
Okay, wait here.
I'll be right back.

895
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,536
Okay.

896
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,753
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN BACKGROUND)

897
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,180
All dynasties must come
to an end sooner or later.

898
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:36,513
There you go.

899
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,182
What the heck is this?

900
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:38,849
For the light show.

901
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,560
You gotta design how you wanna
decorate your house.

902
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,062
I'm in real estate, okay?

903
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,189
I don't do the creative stuff.
I can't.

904
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,024
Oh,
where's your Christmas spirit?

905
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,108
Let's go.

906
00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,403
(SIGHS)

907
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:51,570
Hey, everybody,
when you're in need

908
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,530
of a little powder
in your life...

909
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:54,198
(SNORTS)

910
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,742
Not that kind,
head on out to Ski Alto.

911
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:57,451
It has everything
you're looking for.

912
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,746
Great slopes, amazing views,
stiff drinks,

913
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,374
and me,
your very own Dick Mountain.

914
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,058
Because if you're a fan
of the good life,

915
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,145
what else do you really need?

916
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,586
Where are you taking me?

917
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,089
Um, somewhere
with a little more inspo.

918
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,091
DICK ON TV:
Also, don't forget to come back

919
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:16,429
and check out the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic this week.

920
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:22,601
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

921
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:30,685
(♪)

922
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:45,700
(♪)

923
00:34:52,715 --> 00:35:00,715
(♪)

924
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,822
No, that's amazing.

925
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,158
I would... I mean, I would, too,
you know what I mean?

926
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,660
Yeah. Oh, excuse me.

927
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:21,952
Hey!

928
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,620
ELIZABETH:
Hey.

929
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,788
I'm all finished up now,

930
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,249
so I can go pick up
some materials.

931
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,126
Um, I'll come with you.

932
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:29,835
Oh, you don't have to do that.

933
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,463
I... I also promised my dad
I'd move some stuff around

934
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,797
in his store, so...

935
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,759
Even more reason for me
to join you, right?

936
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:37,760
- I'll go.
- Okay.

937
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,178
(CHUCKLES)

938
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,155
Oh, yeah!

939
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,908
Wow, it's really grown!

940
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:05,287
You're gonna get your fiancé
a Christmas present here?

941
00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:05,704
What do you think?

942
00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,706
I don't think it's his style.

943
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,208
Are you sure?

944
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,211
Don't think it'll work
so much in the city,

945
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,712
but it's amazing.

946
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,172
Wow!

947
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,507
JIMMY:
All right. Come on.

948
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,343
Let's get this thing
right through here.

949
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,052
You know, you picked out
the right one.

950
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,514
This is the one I've been doin'
for a long time, yeah.

951
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,181
(GRUNTS)

952
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:24,890
Oh, hey, guys.

953
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:25,849
Hey.

954
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,184
It's perfect timin', huh?

955
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,186
Well,
I brought an extra set of hands.

956
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:29,770
Oh! Thanks.

957
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,688
I'm just gonna help him
get this out front

958
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:32,481
and I'll be right back.

959
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,877
Oh, let me get that for you.
You guys go ahead and catch up.

960
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:35,150
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

961
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:37,361
Oh, thank you, Randy.

962
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,755
Oh, and thank you. I appreciate
your business, okay?

963
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:39,321
Thank you.

964
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,240
I hope you guys
have a very merry Christmas.

965
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,450
- You, too.
- All right.

966
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,743
Wow!

967
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,494
What?

968
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,413
You guys seem to be spendin'
a lot of time together, huh?

969
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,500
He's helping me train
for the games.

970
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,709
You sure that's what it is?

971
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,671
Yes, I'm sure.
I'm engaged, remember?

972
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,880
I love Connor.

973
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,550
Okay.
Well, Randy's a good guy, too.

974
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,434
And it wouldn't hurt
your mom and I's feelings

975
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,887
to have both our girls
really close.

976
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,598
Well, I don't think anyone
can get closer than Lynn.

977
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,516
Oh God.

978
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,267
(CHUCKLES)

979
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,227
You got me there.

980
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,854
You think it's bad
having one woman

981
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,624
telling you what to do
all the time, try two.

982
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,231
Yeah.

983
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,275
And your mama wonders
why I can't quit drinkin'.

984
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,943
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

985
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,446
Oh, and you got your mom and
in a really bad position.

986
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,781
ELIZABETH:
Why?

987
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,575
Who we supposed cheer for
this weekend?

988
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,412
Well, I tell you if I win,

989
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,248
maybe I'll stick around
a little longer.

990
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:35,294
Oh, yeah? Now you're talkin'.

991
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,253
You know,
you really outdone yourself

992
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,463
with these big carvings.

993
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:39,089
JIMMY:
I know, right?

994
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,633
It seems like
that's all they want these days.

995
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,927
The bigger they are,
the more they want.

996
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,637
Well, you're really talented,
daddy.

997
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,597
Thank you, sweetheart.

998
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,640
(JIMMY CHUCKLING)

999
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,434
So sorry to interrupt.

1000
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,496
Uh, Elizabeth was sayin'
you need some help around here.

1001
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,228
What can I do?

1002
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:57,566
Yeah, well, I just finished this
for a buddy of mine this weekend

1003
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,877
and uh,
I'd like to get it out front.

1004
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,944
Oh, yeah, it's a beauty.
I'm on it.

1005
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,571
You sure?

1006
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,907
I'm pretty strong, Jimmy.
Can do it.

1007
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:05,908
(CHUCKLES)

1008
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,952
That's it. Yeah, right there.

1009
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:11,622
Oh, no, no. Oh, oop, oops.

1010
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:11,997
(CHUCKLES)

1011
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,957
I'm sorry. How do you...

1012
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,626
Uh, we gotta turn it like this.

1013
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,501
I figured...
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

1014
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,461
All the way around.

1015
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,337
And then you just.

1016
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:26,421
(♪)

1017
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,851
Ah, beautiful up here, isn't it?

1018
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,705
You say that to all the ladies
you bring up here?

1019
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,355
What? No! You're the first.

1020
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:36,939
Uh-huh.

1021
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,691
My ex-wife hated skiing,
you know, all this.

1022
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,985
Whoa! You were married?

1023
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,655
Yeah, I was back in New York.

1024
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,008
Once I decided
to come around the mountain,

1025
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,533
she refused to come, so...

1026
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,327
I think
she preferred me behind a desk

1027
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,455
and I preferred it out here.

1028
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:55,624
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

1029
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,542
You know, not all women
are like that.

1030
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,670
No, it was my fault.
I was blind.

1031
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,114
You know, all the signs
were there.

1032
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:02,547
You know, it might be better

1033
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,967
if I just sell
the resort anyway.

1034
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:05,592
Why is that?

1035
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,388
Well, so I can pursue
my real passion, singing.

1036
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,806
Yeah, maybe we could...

1037
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:11,306
(ELIZABETH CHUCKLING)

1038
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,016
Travel the karaoke circuit
together.

1039
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:13,684
What do you think?

1040
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,727
Yeah. No, I think...
I think I'm done with that.

1041
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,063
Yeah. No, I... I hear you.

1042
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,907
I'd rather snowboard
through a blizzard naked

1043
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,733
than sing
in front of really anyone.

1044
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:22,734
- Really?
- Yeah.

1045
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,069
- Naked?
- Yeah, I think so.

1046
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:24,987
Okay. Okay.

1047
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,071
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1048
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,967
All right, we got work to do.
Let's do it.

1049
00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:29,700
Okay.

1050
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,659
I'll race you down.

1051
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,928
Well, hold on a second. Let me...

1052
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:32,536
(CHUCKLES)

1053
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,620
Buckle that!

1054
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:41,662
(♪)

1055
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:56,677
(♪)

1056
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:03,608
(FLIPS, ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS)

1057
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,611
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

1058
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,783
(YAWNS, GRUNTS)

1059
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,077
- Good morning.
- Good mornin'.

1060
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,245
Thanks.

1061
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,164
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

1062
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:24,963
Well, operation whip Lynn's ass
in the games is underway.

1063
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,631
Hmm.

1064
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,967
Well,
you don't tell your mother.

1065
00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,636
And of course
I won't tell your sister,

1066
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,765
because I love you both
the same.

1067
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,100
But it wouldn't hurt my feelings
to crown a new champion.

1068
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,603
(BOTH LAUGH)

1069
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,937
I love you, daddy.

1070
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,815
I love you too, sweetie.

1071
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:50,822
HELEN:
Oh, that's very nice. Oh, yes.

1072
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,825
Yes, get some sprinkles, Swynn.

1073
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,954
Nice blood. Oh, that's so cute!

1074
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,832
Wow! You girls are up early.

1075
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,502
Oh, tomorrow's the big day!

1076
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,670
The TV station will be here.

1077
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,005
So, to help your sister,

1078
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,174
the girls
are spending the day with us.

1079
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:09,758
Oh!

1080
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,677
HELEN: We thought
we'd bake some cookies

1081
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,971
to pass out to everyone
who shows up.

1082
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,139
Well, isn't that nice?

1083
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,766
HELEN:
Mm-hmm.

1084
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,684
Oh, oh, wow!

1085
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:22,521
Uh, very creative, right?

1086
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,190
Right, okay.

1087
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,818
You know, girls,
when your mom and I were young,

1088
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,652
Aunt Besty would...

1089
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,738
Aunt Betsy.

1090
00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,008
Oh, well,
we called her “Aunt Besty”

1091
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,950
because she was the best.

1092
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,493
She would take us sledding

1093
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,663
and she would take us playing
in the snow.

1094
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,792
How about we go sledding today?
Just the four of us.

1095
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,002
No? No takers?
Okay, what's up?

1096
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,003
You guys don't like sledding?

1097
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,047
It's not on the list.

1098
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,549
What list?

1099
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,180
Is this for real?

1100
00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,684
Oh, it's for real.
It's usually laminated.

1101
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,646
8:30 to 9:45, baked cookies.

1102
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,625
Don't forget to take pictures
of girls making them.

1103
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,192
Only allowed to eat one.

1104
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,736
9:45 to 10:45, read books.

1105
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,238
10:45 to 11:00,
a little snack time,

1106
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,783
but don't ruin lunch.

1107
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,911
You know what? Screw the list.

1108
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,164
We're going sledding!
What do you say?

1109
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,708
It's okay. Come on, girls.

1110
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,084
Come on!

1111
00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:27,568
All right,
I'm gonna go get dressed.

1112
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,086
Get your shoes on!

1113
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:36,170
(♪)

1114
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:38,305
♪ Hey ♪

1115
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:47,898
♪ Hey ♪

1116
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,156
♪ Hey ♪

1117
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:06,958
♪ Hey ♪

1118
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:15,042
(♪)

1119
00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:30,057
(♪)

1120
00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,234
♪ Hey ♪

1121
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,037
♪ Hey ♪

1122
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:52,921
♪ Hey ♪

1123
00:43:53,005 --> 00:44:01,005
(♪)

1124
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,354
- Yeah?
- Ooh, I like it!

1125
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,022
A little Santa there.

1126
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,649
I love Santa there.

1127
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,109
Frosty the Snowman.

1128
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,694
Ooh, look at my Frosty.

1129
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,071
(LAUGHS)

1130
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,864
LYNN: Is it now like
the light show stuff?

1131
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,176
Yeah, it's probably best
we just stay here.

1132
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,659
BYNN:
Yeah?

1133
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,369
Very nice.

1134
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,764
- BYNN: Oh, hi.
- We went sledding.

1135
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,371
We had hot chocolate.

1136
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:26,705
We got new clothes.

1137
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,373
We had a snowball fight.

1138
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,375
We built a snowman!

1139
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:34,838
You did? Okay.

1140
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,381
All right, let's head inside.

1141
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,382
Let's go inside, girls.

1142
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,385
Bye, girls!

1143
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,972
Oh, tryin' to be best auntie,
aren't you?

1144
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,849
Well, they needed
to have a little fun.

1145
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:46,933
- LYNN: Really?
- Yeah.

1146
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,727
So you changed their clothes?

1147
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,021
They wanted new clothes.

1148
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:51,688
Really?

1149
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,023
Yeah.

1150
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,459
They don't want
to be bedazzled all the time.

1151
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,044
Where are they,
‘cause I'm taking ‘em back.

1152
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,193
- ELIZABETH: Okay.
- Okay.

1153
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,421
Calm down.
You're welcome, by the way.

1154
00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,237
By the way, thanks.

1155
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,906
Yeah. Ugh.

1156
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,409
Changing their clothes.

1157
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:11,374
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1158
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:15,879
♪ Island Christmas, oh, yeah ♪

1159
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:23,963
(♪)

1160
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:35,307
(♪)

1161
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,236
♪ I can't accept the loss,
I'm hard-headed ♪

1162
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,447
♪ There's a little bit
of madness to my method ♪

1163
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,240
♪ Many fallin' off
that fine line ♪

1164
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:44,908
♪ That I'm treadin' ♪

1165
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:45,784
♪ And I'll risk anything
to be great ♪

1166
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:50,455
♪ And I'm not letting nobody
rob me of my victory ♪

1167
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:53,792
♪ Number one,
that's what I'm meant to be ♪

1168
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,145
♪ When by any means
the only thing ♪

1169
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:55,794
♪ That makes sense to me ♪

1170
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,421
♪ I can make nice,
I'll make history ♪

1171
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,799
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1172
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:01,508
♪ Turn me up ♪

1173
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,135
♪ Big energy,
got the crowd going nuts ♪

1174
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,262
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1175
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,013
♪ Hear me out ♪

1176
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,432
♪ I'll take on anyone,
I don't need no one ♪

1177
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,976
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1178
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,812
♪ I'm talkin' all bite,
no bark ♪

1179
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,313
♪ I could rip your squad apart ♪

1180
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:17,315
♪ I got that dog in me, huh ♪

1181
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,275
♪ So what's up ♪

1182
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,110
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1183
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,195
♪ So what's up ♪

1184
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,785
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1185
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:29,494
♪ Turn me up ♪

1186
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,122
♪ Big energy,
got the crowd going nuts ♪

1187
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,124
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1188
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,208
♪ Hear me out ♪

1189
00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,530
♪ I'll take on anyone, I don't ♪

1190
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,585
♪ So what's up ♪

1191
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,148
Happy holidays,
merry Christmas, everybody.

1192
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,297
I'm Dick Mountain.

1193
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,341
Good gosh, it's cold,
but I'm gettin' paid.

1194
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,177
Hey, first event of
the Christmas Classic tonight.

1195
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,345
First out of three.

1196
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,013
Tonight, competitors, we'll see

1197
00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:50,849
who has
the most Christmas spirit

1198
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,077
by lighting up the neighborhood
with their decorations!

1199
00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:55,979
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN BACKGROUND)

1200
00:46:56,063 --> 00:47:04,063
(♪)

1201
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,490
Hey.

1202
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,200
Hey.

1203
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:09,868
What are you doin' here?

1204
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,328
Don't you wanna be over there
with all the others?

1205
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,540
Nah, workin' on something.

1206
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,542
You like surprises?

1207
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,253
Depends.

1208
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,839
(LAUGHS)

1209
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,841
Let's say “hello”
to the first family.

1210
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:29,137
They are Bynn, Lynn, Wynn, Kynn,

1211
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,555
and Swynn!

1212
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:31,848
And they are...

1213
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,558
- The Flynns!
- The Flynns!

1214
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,894
DICK:
Oh God, help me!

1215
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,229
Wow, that really was somethin'.

1216
00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:41,900
Come on up here, tacky family.
Come on and say “hello”.

1217
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,903
Wow, that really was fantastic.
You look great.

1218
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,422
What do you have in store
for us tonight?

1219
00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:46,905
A big show.

1220
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,407
Well,
we are all excited to see it.

1221
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,158
Aren't we, people?

1222
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:50,533
(CROWD CHEERING)

1223
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:51,075
Yeah, let me hear that.

1224
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,244
Let...
Let me hear it one more time!

1225
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:53,661
Are you excited? Great?

1226
00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,413
Hey, how about we count this in?

1227
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:56,873
You wanna count this in?

1228
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:57,373
Let's start with...

1229
00:47:57,457 --> 00:48:00,418
- Three, two, one.
- Three, two, one.

1230
00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:01,336
DICK:
And...

1231
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:04,298
(CROWD CHEERING)

1232
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:11,179
I mean, that is
a ridiculous amount of lights.

1233
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,598
All right. You ready for this?

1234
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,016
For what?

1235
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,452
You know,
just put my college degree

1236
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,060
to work.

1237
00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,603
(CHUCKLES)

1238
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:19,395
Okay.

1239
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,939
Okay.

1240
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,149
(SIGHS)

1241
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:30,031
Oh, that... that's lovely.

1242
00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,200
I mean, it's... it's pretty.

1243
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,117
Oh. Oh.

1244
00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,304
Just your usual Christmas setup.

1245
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:35,411
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1246
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,622
Okay, just wait for it.

1247
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:43,878
♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪

1248
00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:48,466
Oh my goodness,
the eagle has landed, everybody!

1249
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,051
Dennis, pick up sticks,
we're movin'.

1250
00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:50,552
No!

1251
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:51,177
- Let's go, people!
- No, no, no, no.

1252
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,096
DICK: Let's check it out!
Come on with me!

1253
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,264
No, no. Wait, Dick, Dick!

1254
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,140
No, guys, no!

1255
00:48:56,224 --> 00:48:58,142
The... the show is still going!

1256
00:48:58,226 --> 00:48:59,602
The show is here!

1257
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,479
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

1258
00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:04,482
♪ Brand new movies,
brand new movies ♪

1259
00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,317
Woohoo!

1260
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,444
There she is, everybody,
the mothership!

1261
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:09,946
Come on!

1262
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,282
Wow,
you got the air dancers goin'!

1263
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:13,658
You got lights, you got music.

1264
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,659
We got everything, folks.

1265
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,661
Check it out, everybody!

1266
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,161
♪ It's stupid ♪

1267
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:17,871
♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

1268
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,498
♪ Is getting screwed
by a mall Santa ♪

1269
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,458
Ha, ha, ha.

1270
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,294
Come on. Hey, hey!

1271
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,298
What are they doing?
What are they doing?

1272
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,674
Oh, wow!

1273
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,758
LYNN:
Oh my God!

1274
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:31,801
Mm.

1275
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:33,469
Who selected the music?

1276
00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:34,137
(LAUGHS)

1277
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,514
Wow!

1278
00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:38,743
- RYAN: What do you think?
- HELEN: Oh my God!

1279
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:41,561
(LAUGHS)

1280
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,483
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1281
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,277
Surprise!

1282
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,278
Hi!

1283
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,030
- I made it, I made it.
- Oh, wow!

1284
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,657
ELIZABETH:
Lovely. Oh God.

1285
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,534
This is great.
What is all this?

1286
00:49:56,618 --> 00:49:58,995
Well, it's our light show.

1287
00:49:59,079 --> 00:49:59,996
- It is?
- Yeah.

1288
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,624
- So this is...
- This is my dad.

1289
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,060
- This is Connor.
- Pleasure to meet you, yeah.

1290
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,710
- Yeah, my pleasure.
- How you doin'?

1291
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:06,336
ELIZABETH:
Yes.

1292
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,086
CONNOR: Hey, nice
little hometown people.

1293
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:10,506
ELIZABETH: Yeah, everyone's
come to see the light show.

1294
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:11,382
Yeah.

1295
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,383
I like it.

1296
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:13,009
(CHUCKLES)

1297
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,220
And there it is, folks,
the end of night one!

1298
00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,699
The first event
going to Elizabeth Bird!

1299
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,057
What a surprise!

1300
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,351
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1301
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:22,685
Oh.

1302
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:28,650
Come on, inside the house.
Now! Come on, inside.

1303
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:29,567
Inside, let's go.

1304
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:29,901
Yes.

1305
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,694
Absolutely stupendous!

1306
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,488
We're gonna see you tomorrow,
event two

1307
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,199
of the Christmas Classic
at ski alto.

1308
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,576
I am Dick Mountain.
I am signing off!

1309
00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,703
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN BACKGROUND)

1310
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:43,247
Oh, Bynn, you, too! Come on.

1311
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:46,293
(SOBS)

1312
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:48,419
(FLIPS)

1313
00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:50,546
(ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS)

1314
00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:51,005
What the hell is that?

1315
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,715
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

1316
00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:55,718
Oh, it's Akeem's
Nine Morning Festival.

1317
00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,155
That's how
they celebrate Christmas

1318
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,489
in his home country
of St. Vincent.

1319
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,181
What?

1320
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,600
Who gives a damn?
We're in New Mexico.

1321
00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,060
I do.

1322
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,522
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)

1323
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,731
♪ Island Christmas ♪

1324
00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:10,566
(SIGHS)

1325
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,735
♪ Oh yeah ♪

1326
00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:16,364
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1327
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:24,448
(♪)

1328
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:33,089
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1329
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,635
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1330
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:45,803
(♪)

1331
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,402
(SIGHS)

1332
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:56,612
I don't know why my dad wants
to buy this place.

1333
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:57,696
It's not that bad.

1334
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,490
Are you kidding me?

1335
00:51:59,574 --> 00:52:01,826
I mean, there's nothin' special
about it.

1336
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,495
I sure as hell know why you left
and never wanted to come back.

1337
00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:05,621
(SIGHS)

1338
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,289
Once we own this place,

1339
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,834
I don't see either one of us
ever coming back here.

1340
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,836
Actually, I was thinking of uh,
asking your dad

1341
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,464
if I could oversee the project.

1342
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:18,176
When I'm in California?
Absolutely not.

1343
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,179
I mean, once you're my wife,
you won't have to work.

1344
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,472
Well, we're not married.

1345
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,349
Yet. Soon enough, babe.

1346
00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:28,686
First thing you have to do
is win these ridiculous events.

1347
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,646
Yeah. Yeah.

1348
00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,814
Hey!

1349
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:32,231
- Hi.
- Hey.

1350
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:35,193
Um, this is my fiancé Connor.

1351
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,361
This is uh, Randy.
He owns Ski Alto.

1352
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:39,447
Oh! Heard great things.

1353
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:39,822
Thanks, man.

1354
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,575
Yeah.

1355
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,536
Anyway, I should go check in.
Um, I'll see you in a bit.

1356
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:46,204
(CHUCKLES)

1357
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,288
(KISSING)

1358
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,601
Really like this mountain.

1359
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:50,958
Thanks.

1360
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,377
Excited for the possibilities.

1361
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,730
Also lookin' forward
to hammering out that deal

1362
00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,214
with you after this weekend.

1363
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,466
Huh, assuming Elizabeth wins.

1364
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,343
(CHUCKLES)

1365
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,220
I'm sure we can come
to an arrangement,

1366
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,722
no matter what.

1367
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:05,640
If you'll excuse me,

1368
00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:07,517
gotta make sure we're
on schedule.

1369
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,563
Okay.

1370
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,232
Dick Mountain
back on the mountain.

1371
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,485
Welcome back to the 20th
Annual Christmas Classic.

1372
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,694
Two events to go

1373
00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:22,365
after last night's light show
extravaganza

1374
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:26,744
and our very own Elizabeth Bird
bringin' home the award,

1375
00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,579
goin' totally Griswold

1376
00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:30,540
on all the competition
last night.

1377
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:31,976
Wouldn't wanna pay
that electric bill.

1378
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,752
But, folks, this year,
we're adding a new category,

1379
00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:38,214
men's and women's
international divisions.

1380
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:42,760
But today we are all about
the cardboard sled derby

1381
00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:44,846
and, folks,
this one's not for points.

1382
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,597
So come on out, you're invited.

1383
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:49,267
You're all welcome
to bring that BDME,

1384
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,894
that big Dick Mountain energy
to the slopes.

1385
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,772
Cut up those old cardboard
tax boxes,

1386
00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:57,775
grab some board
and sled with us, join the race.

1387
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,402
All right,
we'll see you out here

1388
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:00,570
in the Christmas Classic.

1389
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,655
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1390
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:10,497
(BOTH LAUGH)

1391
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,458
Wooh!

1392
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,712
Come on, girls, you've got this!

1393
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,006
Nobody likes losers!

1394
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,549
You know, it doesn't matter,
right?

1395
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,049
Come on!

1396
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,801
This event
is just about having fun.

1397
00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:26,470
It does matter, okay?
Winning is everything.

1398
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:29,265
Well, no, actually having fun
is more important.

1399
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:29,807
(CHUCKLES)

1400
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:31,893
Which everyone is having
except for you.

1401
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,936
I am having fun!

1402
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,813
All right, come on, you got!

1403
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:38,817
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1404
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:42,570
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

1405
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,948
All right, come on, girls.
Round two, round two.

1406
00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,992
- Simon.
- Simon, Simon.

1407
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,578
Simon says “Dick Mountain
is the best”, right?

1408
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,806
- All right, Simon.
- SKIER 1: Yeah, we love Dick!

1409
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,708
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1410
00:54:56,584 --> 00:54:58,294
(YELLS)

1411
00:54:58,378 --> 00:54:59,587
(SCREAMS)

1412
00:54:59,671 --> 00:54:59,962
CROWD:
Oh!

1413
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:01,548
Uh-oh.

1414
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:09,347
(CROWD CHEERING)

1415
00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:12,808
Oh my God, that was awesome.

1416
00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:13,911
Hey, sweetie, what's your name?

1417
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,478
- Darla.
- Darla.

1418
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,081
Hey, I tell you...
Tell you what, Darla.

1419
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:17,563
Here we go.

1420
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,357
Eight, five, five, three,
three, three.

1421
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:19,774
Okay.

1422
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:20,918
- Just call me.
- All right.

1423
00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:21,234
- Okay?
- Okay.

1424
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,360
Good to meet you, sweetie.

1425
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,489
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1426
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:29,492
(CROWD CHEERING)

1427
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,537
(BOTH SCREAM)

1428
00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:35,164
Go, girls, go!

1429
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:38,709
You got this, you got this!
Focus, just focus.

1430
00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,104
Okay, just have fun,
it doesn't matter.

1431
00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,462
It matters, come on!

1432
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,606
Doesn't matter. Just have fun!

1433
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,339
Little faster. Little faster.

1434
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:43,965
Wooh!

1435
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:44,507
Little faster!

1436
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:44,840
You're great!

1437
00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:45,091
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

1438
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,384
You're great!

1439
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:46,926
- Yes!
- Wooh!

1440
00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:48,844
(LAUGHS)

1441
00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:50,388
(SCREAMS)

1442
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:50,805
(CROWD CHEERING)

1443
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,473
- It matters.
- Doesn't matter.

1444
00:55:52,557 --> 00:55:53,767
- Shut up!
- Wooh!

1445
00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,062
Come on, now come on.

1446
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,730
(LAUGHS)

1447
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:01,732
Welcome back
to the afternoon session

1448
00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:03,401
of the Christmas Classic,
everybody,

1449
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,027
the one sporting event
in the world

1450
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:08,656
where this dick
and the games go hand in hand.

1451
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,659
What a great crowd
we have out here today.

1452
00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,744
Now in just a few moments,
we'll be moving on

1453
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:16,747
to one of
my three favorite events

1454
00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,416
besides a little cocktail.

1455
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,001
The women's sprint

1456
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:23,713
where Elizabeth Bird
is one win away from unseating

1457
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:27,883
the nine-time champion,
and her sister, Lynn Flynn.

1458
00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:29,653
They've been competing
for their parents' love

1459
00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:30,136
their whole life,

1460
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,096
but it's nothing
like this first event,

1461
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:32,763
ladies and gentlemen.

1462
00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:35,850
And there they are,
our competitors at the start.

1463
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:38,102
Living in the city
has made you soft, little sis.

1464
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,687
I think you should just
quit now.

1465
00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,939
Huh. Never!

1466
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:44,692
Come on,
you're forgetting one thing.

1467
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:47,403
The altitude.

1468
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,530
You can't compete with me.
I live here.

1469
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,449
These are my stomping grounds.

1470
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,450
Oh, yeah?

1471
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,743
So working out inside

1472
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,179
at that cush little country club
of yours

1473
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,455
has prepared you
for all of this?

1474
00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,124
Oh, please, I have won this
race so many times,

1475
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,460
I could do it in my sleep.

1476
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,962
What has it been for you?
Ten years?

1477
00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:08,424
Come on, I can hear
the cellulite on your thighs

1478
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:09,967
crying out in fear.

1479
00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:11,552
Ew!

1480
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,971
Oh. No, you know what that is?

1481
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:17,600
That's the sound of sheer muscle
of this young, vibrant maiden

1482
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,643
about to beat your old ass.

1483
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,855
So watch and learn, grandma.

1484
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:23,939
DICK ON SPEAKER: This
year, ladies and gentlemen,

1485
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,149
I wanna tell you somethin'.

1486
00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,486
We have a new wrinkle.

1487
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,650
Randy, bring out the sleds.

1488
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:29,904
Yep.

1489
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,822
- What?
- Huh?

1490
00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:33,157
What sleds?

1491
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:33,949
(GRUNTS)

1492
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,117
What do you mean?

1493
00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:35,493
There you go.

1494
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,119
What are the sleds for?

1495
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,203
You'll find out.

1496
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:38,954
DICK ON SPEAKER: For the first time
in this event's illustrious history,

1497
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:44,627
our competitors will be pulling
their significant others.

1498
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:45,836
Oh my God.

1499
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,670
All right, Bynn. Come on.

1500
00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:49,173
DICK ON SPEAKER: Look at
that all American uniform.

1501
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:51,133
Connor, get over here.

1502
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:51,967
Absolutely not.

1503
00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:52,301
Oh!

1504
00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:53,385
ELIZABETH:
Are you...

1505
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,598
- Uh, Randy.
- Yeah.

1506
00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,642
- ELIZABETH: Will you...
- Seriously?

1507
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:00,851
Yeah.

1508
00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:02,729
Okay,
I'm not gonna be much help.

1509
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,816
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1510
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:14,900
(♪)

1511
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,878
DICK ON SPEAKER:
And it's a good start!

1512
00:58:27,962 --> 00:58:31,841
Oh, and Rudolph Elizabeth Bird
tugging and pulling.

1513
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,885
She's got a good full length
on her sister.

1514
00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,679
Lynn does not wanna
lose this event

1515
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,224
because she will lose
the whole Christmas Classic.

1516
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,226
The famous flopping around.

1517
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,644
And let me tell you,

1518
00:58:43,728 --> 00:58:44,895
you gotta take a pill for that

1519
00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:47,565
if you want them
to straighten out, huh.

1520
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,567
This could be
the other Ride of the Century!

1521
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:51,068
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1522
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,863
DICK ON SPEAKER: Look at
the look on Lynn's face.

1523
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:54,488
That is Santa.

1524
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:56,907
She wants
to get down that chimney

1525
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,743
and deliver the victory
for the crowd there.

1526
00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,621
They're all cheering at me.
Hi, folks.

1527
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:03,497
Look at them crawling
on the floor

1528
00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:07,710
like women
at a Black Friday sale.

1529
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,212
Who's gonna win?
It looks like it could be...

1530
00:59:10,296 --> 00:59:13,883
Oh, it's Lynn
reaching for the finish!

1531
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,319
Nine-time defending champion
Lynn Flynn!

1532
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:15,885
Yes. Yes.

1533
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:16,760
No!

1534
00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:19,221
DICK ON SPEAKER: Clutching
victory from the jaws of defeat.

1535
00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:19,889
She wins this

1536
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:22,766
and this pushes the games
into a tie

1537
00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,101
with her sister Elizabeth

1538
00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:25,645
going into
tomorrow's final event.

1539
00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:26,937
(FLIPS)

1540
00:59:27,021 --> 00:59:28,063
(ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS)

1541
00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:29,899
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

1542
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,735
Jesus Christ, not again.

1543
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,863
How in the hell this place
not have a hotel?

1544
00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,740
Oh my God.

1545
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,120
Lizzie.

1546
00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:44,038
Hey.

1547
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:44,914
Hey.

1548
00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,790
Is everything okay?

1549
00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:48,959
Why'e you really doin' this?

1550
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,294
Because it's fun,

1551
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,130
and I wanna support Akeem
and his traditions.

1552
00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:55,257
(CHUCKLES)

1553
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,718
Not that.

1554
00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,029
The Classic,
and coming here for Christmas,

1555
00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:01,805
and all that other stuff.

1556
01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:04,767
Because I love you guys

1557
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,644
and I've missed you.

1558
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:10,648
Are you sure?

1559
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,107
Yeah.

1560
01:00:12,191 --> 01:00:13,377
I just
don't wanna wait that long

1561
01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:16,029
before I see you again,
that's all, baby.

1562
01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:20,741
(SIGHS)

1563
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:21,951
You ready for this?

1564
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:22,826
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

1565
01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:23,285
Okay.

1566
01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:25,288
(CHUCKLES)

1567
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:30,834
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1568
01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:38,918
(♪)

1569
01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:45,350
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1570
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,754
DICK: Welcome back to the final
day of the Christmas Classic.

1571
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:58,279
So it all comes down to this!

1572
01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:00,823
This one is called
“Flipping the Bird”,

1573
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,701
of course made famous
by Elizabeth Bird.

1574
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,995
I was there. I felt it.
We're okay.

1575
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,664
Each competitor
will be wearing wedding attire.

1576
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,833
They'll ski down the hill
and attempt to knock down

1577
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,003
as many of the birds as possible
with their bodies.

1578
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,963
Now each bird
is worth one point.

1579
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:18,799
Now whoever knocks down
the most, wins.

1580
01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,344
Let the flipping begin.

1581
01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:26,223
Hey, guys.

1582
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:28,077
I noticed that you missed
the first two events.

1583
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:28,434
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1584
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,894
I'm sorry, but we were busy.

1585
01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:32,354
(KISSING)

1586
01:01:32,438 --> 01:01:35,024
Very, very busy, Randy.
You understand.

1587
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,900
Yeah, I... I understand.

1588
01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:37,610
Well, you gotta compete
in the finals

1589
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,154
if you wanna you know,
win the international division.

1590
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:40,613
So...

1591
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,198
Okay, I'll go strap on my skis.

1592
01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:45,200
I will also strap up.

1593
01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:46,160
(AUNT BETSY CHUCKLING)

1594
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:46,744
Oh.

1595
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:47,286
(CHUCKLES)

1596
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,246
Now here's a fun bit
of trivia here.

1597
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,748
Betsy and I
used to work together

1598
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:51,373
at the TV station,

1599
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,876
and we had an inappropriate
work relationship,

1600
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,086
and it turned into
a toxic marriage.

1601
01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:56,462
Oh.

1602
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,213
Oh, baby, wish me luck.

1603
01:01:58,297 --> 01:01:59,214
I wish you plenty of luck.

1604
01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:00,215
AUNT BETSY:
Yeah.

1605
01:02:00,299 --> 01:02:02,051
AKEEM:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

1606
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,052
AUNT BETSY: (OVERLAPPING
SPEECH) ...this year.

1607
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,011
Kiss for luck.

1608
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:04,511
(AUNT BETSY AND AKEEM KISSING)

1609
01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,347
- Baby, I love you.
- Yes, oh, I know.

1610
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:06,930
Mm, one more.

1611
01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:07,723
(KISSING)

1612
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:08,432
Kiss for luck.

1613
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,309
Show them. Win it!

1614
01:02:12,019 --> 01:02:12,936
(CROWD CHEERING)

1615
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,290
DICK ON SPEAKER: There she goes
downhill, kind of like our relationship.

1616
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:16,065
Seems happy with Akeem

1617
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:20,402
and seems like she's headed
towards a really good run here.

1618
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,862
Let's check out her fall line.

1619
01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:22,863
(CHUCKLES, BLOWS A KISS)

1620
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:25,467
DICK ON SPEAKER: Yep, it looks like
she's coming straight down the mountain

1621
01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:27,242
and here we go, boom!

1622
01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:27,660
Well done.

1623
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,202
AUNT BETSY:
Oh, love you!

1624
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:33,248
Oh, international division,
yeah!

1625
01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:35,376
(CHEERS, LAUGH)

1626
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,253
Not the best showing here
of the game for Betsy Williams,

1627
01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:39,797
I mean, Baptiste.

1628
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,422
Dry mountain again,

1629
01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,925
but her score
will be enough for her to win

1630
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,510
the international
women's division.

1631
01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:46,095
Here we go, folks.

1632
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:51,266
The final and only competitor of
the men's international division

1633
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:52,476
is now on the slope.

1634
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,103
Okay. Oh, oh, oh.

1635
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,771
(YELLS)

1636
01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,981
Uh, you know what?
Let's try something new.

1637
01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,067
Huh? Come on.

1638
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,985
International,
we have to improvise!

1639
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,829
DICK ON SPEAKER:
Okay, this is something new.

1640
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,382
I guess the rules
don't really state that.

1641
01:03:05,406 --> 01:03:07,825
You actually need to
ski down the slopes.

1642
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:08,492
This could be a while.

1643
01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:11,078
Hey, great time
to cut to commercial.

1644
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:12,162
It's okay.

1645
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,080
Hey, folks, if you're lookin'
to get married,

1646
01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:15,290
I wanna introduce you
to one of my favorite places

1647
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:16,959
here in Ruidoso,

1648
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,503
It's Maria's la Casita
de Casamiento,

1649
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,965
That's Maria's House of
Marriage and Mexican Food.

1650
01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,426
Whether you're looking
to eat a gordita or marry one,

1651
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:25,968
come on down,

1652
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,178
‘cause we've got
great Mexican food

1653
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,972
and great dresses
for the ladies.

1654
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,367
Come on down to Maria's House
of Marriage and Mexican Food.

1655
01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:33,391
Delicioso.

1656
01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:35,037
DICK ON SPEAKER:
And we're back to the action.

1657
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,145
Hey!

1658
01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:39,523
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

1659
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:40,399
That's a one!

1660
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,544
DICK ON SPEAKER: So our new
international men's champion

1661
01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:43,277
Akeem's, full name, Baptiste!

1662
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,821
Oh, baby, we won it!

1663
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,365
International trophy!
International trophy!

1664
01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:48,824
Okay.

1665
01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,325
There's no international trophy,

1666
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:51,409
but congratulations.

1667
01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:52,161
I'll take that. Thanks.

1668
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,829
- Aw!
- Aw!

1669
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:56,165
(BOTH LAUGH)

1670
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,209
(LAUGH TOGETHER)

1671
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,104
DICK ON TV: We'll be back
with the women's final

1672
01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:02,504
after this commercial break.

1673
01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:04,506
I'm celebrity Dick Mountain

1674
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,176
and when you're lookin'
for some good hardwood...

1675
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,904
CONNOR: Dad, you were
right about this place.

1676
01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,513
It's right for a facelift.

1677
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,515
Everything's goin' to plan.

1678
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:17,019
They got a restaurant,
they got a bar.

1679
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:17,811
Just one more event.

1680
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,189
So come on down to
Bird's Bear Carving because...

1681
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:20,898
Don't worry.

1682
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:24,026
If Liz can't close the deal,
I know exactly what to do.

1683
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,903
hardwood. Right, Jimmy?

1684
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,464
DICK ON TV: The final event
you've all been waiting for.

1685
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,907
Lynn Flynn and Elizabeth Bird,
please,

1686
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:30,908
head to the starting gate.

1687
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:31,909
Hey, I gotta go.

1688
01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:34,954
(CROWD CHEERING)

1689
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,585
Hey, coach,

1690
01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:44,338
any last-minute words
of encouragement?

1691
01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:45,214
(SIGHS)

1692
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,258
No, good luck out there.

1693
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,885
What's wrong?

1694
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,053
Nothin'.

1695
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,931
That wasn't very convincing.

1696
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,351
Look, I don't want things
to be awkward between us.

1697
01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:58,435
What do you want?

1698
01:04:58,477 --> 01:04:59,561
What do you mean?

1699
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,940
I mean, what do you really want,
Elizabeth?

1700
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,442
Randy, I'm engaged.

1701
01:05:05,526 --> 01:05:06,962
That doesn't really
answer my question.

1702
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,278
Well,
what do you want me to say?

1703
01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:08,946
I... I...

1704
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:14,117
You're just gonna be
another thing that he owns.

1705
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:15,536
You better get up there.

1706
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:23,620
(♪)

1707
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,639
Hey.

1708
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,977
I just wanna say
“good luck out there today.”

1709
01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,562
Save it.

1710
01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:44,273
I don't need your little
“take the high road” speech.

1711
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,149
What are you talking about?

1712
01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,319
You know what I'm talking about.

1713
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,446
Why do you think
you're better than me?

1714
01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:52,990
What?

1715
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,450
You know, I could ask you
the same question.

1716
01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:59,329
You're the one who left
and never came back.

1717
01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:00,515
Okay, you think you're
better than this place,

1718
01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,291
better than all of us.

1719
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,084
That is not true.

1720
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:05,586
You haven't been home
in ten years!

1721
01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,297
You barely ever call.

1722
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,216
You're a stranger to us.

1723
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,136
And you're about to leave us
again.

1724
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,223
Why would I try
to make this work?

1725
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,686
(SIGHS)

1726
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:25,648
Okay, come on, come on.
You got this, you got this.

1727
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,359
(SIGHS)

1728
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,569
Good luck.

1729
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:33,363
(CROWD CHEERING)

1730
01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:34,657
LYNN:
All right.

1731
01:06:37,284 --> 01:06:38,452
(EXHALES)

1732
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:41,414
(CROWD CHEERING)

1733
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:49,713
(EXHALES)

1734
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:57,797
(♪)

1735
01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:04,186
DICK ON SPEAKER: And here she is,
folks, our very own Lynn Flynn,

1736
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,562
taking off down the mountain,

1737
01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,357
seeking her tenth title
in a row!

1738
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:11,568
God help us all,
that woman loves to brag,

1739
01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:14,029
but we do love
this Christmas Classic

1740
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:14,696
and it's gonna be a great finish

1741
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:18,742
as she is heading
down the mountain.

1742
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,535
The crowd in anticipation.

1743
01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,537
Her husband excited, of course.

1744
01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:23,330
And here she comes.

1745
01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:27,209
She's just a few feet away
and there is her one,

1746
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,045
two, three, four, fi... fi...

1747
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:30,796
Wait a minute.

1748
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,507
I think five,
but I'm not sure, I saw four.

1749
01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:34,174
One is teetering.

1750
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:39,221
Could be, might be,
the judge says...

1751
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,097
That's a five for Lynn Flynn.

1752
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:43,225
DICK ON SPEAKER: It's a five
for Lynn Flynn! Great score!

1753
01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:44,351
(CROWD CHEERING)

1754
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,312
Five, ugh!

1755
01:07:48,355 --> 01:07:56,355
(♪)

1756
01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:11,370
(♪)

1757
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,092
Best surprise
I could ever hope for!

1758
01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:18,416
KYNN (VO):
We had hot chocolate.

1759
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:18,927
WYNN (VO):
We got new clothes.

1760
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,511
KYNN (VO):
We had a snowball fight.

1761
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,638
SWYNN (VO):
We built a snowman!

1762
01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:24,224
Ah, I love you, come here.

1763
01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:25,726
Wow, this is so fun!

1764
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:29,522
This is going to be
the best Christmas ever.

1765
01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:34,693
(CROWD CHEERING)

1766
01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,032
DICK ON SPEAKER:
And this is it, folks.

1767
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:43,577
Last competitor of the day,
Sister Elizabeth.

1768
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,455
Can she unseat her sister?

1769
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,833
The crowd seems to want her to,
and Papa Jimmy certainly does.

1770
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,293
Look at him going crazy.

1771
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,712
Here she comes, Elizabeth Bird.

1772
01:08:54,713 --> 01:08:57,633
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1773
01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,511
DICK ON SPEAKER: You can
feel the tension, folks.

1774
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:03,680
She needs to get more than four.

1775
01:09:03,764 --> 01:09:05,224
Here she comes!

1776
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,355
What do you really want,
Elizabeth?

1777
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,817
DICK ON SPEAKER:
And, you... whoa!

1778
01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:16,901
Uh-oh.

1779
01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,870
That is a five... four!

1780
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,205
That's a four!

1781
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,831
(CHEER TOGETHER)

1782
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:30,707
For Elizabeth Bird.

1783
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:32,209
LYNN:
Yes!

1784
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:34,711
- RANDY: Which means...
- Yes! Yes! Oh, yes!

1785
01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:38,173
The winner of the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic

1786
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,508
is Lynn Flynn.

1787
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:40,842
- Yeah!
- Again.

1788
01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:42,206
- LYNN: Thank you!
- RANDY: Yeah.

1789
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,845
LYNN:
Thank you! That's ten!

1790
01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:46,557
Tenth Ski Alto! I did it!

1791
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,810
All right, that wraps up
another exciting year

1792
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,268
of the Christmas Classic!

1793
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:52,896
Boy, what a competition it was.

1794
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:55,398
The sisters really went at it.
We had a great ending.

1795
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,902
Hey, from your favorite Dick,
I'm signing off from Ski Alto,

1796
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:01,321
and we'll see you all down
at Win, Place and Show tonight.

1797
01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:02,823
Good night. See you at the bar.

1798
01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:03,907
LYNN:
Yes!

1799
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,909
Come on, guys.

1800
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:10,664
Ten-peat! Ten-peat! Ten-peat!

1801
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,750
Come on! Yes!

1802
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:14,543
(LYNN CHUCKLING)

1803
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,253
LYNN:
So cool!

1804
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,421
This is a big deal for me.

1805
01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:21,258
I want you to be happy, Okay?

1806
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,592
Ten-peat.

1807
01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:25,554
Yeah,
look at that pretty trophy.

1808
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,889
All right, I wanna get a photo.
Come on.

1809
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,432
Come on, let's get a photo.

1810
01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:31,852
This is so pretty,
and it's all mine!

1811
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:32,936
Ooh, oh!

1812
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,437
Shut up.

1813
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:34,729
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1814
01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:37,232
Shut up. Shut up.

1815
01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:40,235
Shut up!

1816
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,863
I cannot take you talking to me
like that anymore,

1817
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,573
or the girls, or your parents.

1818
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:45,907
You do it to everyone.

1819
01:10:45,991 --> 01:10:47,534
You're a bully.

1820
01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:48,451
What?

1821
01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:49,202
Oh my God, your need for control

1822
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:53,582
has turned you into this giant
fire-breathing dragon bitch,

1823
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,543
and now nobody wants to be
anywhere near you.

1824
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,462
Your pathological bedazzling
is a teenage Band-Aid

1825
01:10:59,546 --> 01:11:02,632
on your fear of not being
the prom queen anymore.

1826
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:04,467
Your daughters
don't like wearing that crap.

1827
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:05,820
Why do you think
they're so obsessed

1828
01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:07,470
with goth and horror?

1829
01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:10,640
Because their mother
is constantly up their ass

1830
01:11:10,724 --> 01:11:14,477
about having the perfect smile
and the perfect hair.

1831
01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,479
Everything has
to be perfect with you!

1832
01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:18,648
And what is this obsession
with winning everything

1833
01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:20,442
every year?

1834
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,611
Oh my God, you wouldn't even
let me enter the games,

1835
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:24,821
or let our daughters join
in the junior division

1836
01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:27,490
because you're afraid someone's
gonna steal your spotlight.

1837
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:29,993
Come on. Grow up.

1838
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662
Give someone else a chance.

1839
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,456
One last thing.

1840
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,499
I don't wanna
celebrate our anniversary

1841
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:37,459
on Christmas anymore.

1842
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,585
Why?

1843
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,021
The only reason
you were so adamant

1844
01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:40,503
that we do that

1845
01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,964
was because you
have this savior complex

1846
01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,674
that I don't think
you even know about.

1847
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:47,594
You're even competitive
with Jesus.

1848
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,822
You can't even
let the Son of God

1849
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:50,889
have his own day!

1850
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,559
Let's go, girls.

1851
01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:56,353
Bynn.

1852
01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:03,026
Hey, thanks

1853
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,487
for freezin' your genitals off
out there, you guys.

1854
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,090
It's still little people
that makes this all possible,

1855
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:07,614
all right?

1856
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,033
- SKIER 2: To Dick.
- Hey, to Dick, indeed.

1857
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,386
May you all get some
this season.

1858
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:11,785
(CHEERS)

1859
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:12,619
(LAUGHS)

1860
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:13,912
Oh, man.

1861
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,506
You know what this means now,
right?

1862
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,841
Now I've gotta call my dad
and ask for more money.

1863
01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:28,468
He's gonna know you failed,

1864
01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:30,030
and he's probably gonna
get you fired.

1865
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,906
Do you understand
how that's gonna reflect on me?

1866
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:33,014
(SIGHS)

1867
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:35,392
I can't believe you put me
in this position.

1868
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,893
ELIZABETH:
You know what, Connor?

1869
01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:38,520
Let me make it a bit simpler
for you,

1870
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,897
and maybe your daddy
will go easy on you.

1871
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:41,815
I quit.

1872
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,566
You what? You can't quit.

1873
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:44,067
If you quit, we can't...

1874
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,362
We can't what?
Can't get married?

1875
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,446
Well, guess what?

1876
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,906
I don't wanna do that either!

1877
01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:51,866
I don't wanna be married
to some coward

1878
01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,910
who can't even stand up
to his own father,

1879
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,913
or put his fiancée
before his own career!

1880
01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,457
It's over.

1881
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,085
Okay, that's how it's gonna be?

1882
01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:02,544
You all thought

1883
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,421
your sweet little Lizzie
came home

1884
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,548
to see you guys for Christmas.

1885
01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:07,924
Well, guess what?

1886
01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:10,510
She wasn't even gonna stop
to say “hello”.

1887
01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:13,054
This whole thing
was a big accident.

1888
01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:15,765
She came here to buy Ski Alto
for my dad

1889
01:13:15,849 --> 01:13:18,852
to turn this whole place
into a mega resort.

1890
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:21,396
She hates you.
She hates this whole place.

1891
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,483
Oh, Lizzie,
that isn't true, is it?

1892
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:26,109
Mom, listen...

1893
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:26,735
(CHUCKLES)

1894
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:31,573
She bought a round-trip ticket
for the same day.

1895
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,743
All she does
is complain about you guys.

1896
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,704
And if that dumbass Randy
would have said “yes”,

1897
01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,790
you guys would have
never seen her in town.

1898
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584
I'm done with this.

1899
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,503
I hope you have a nice,
pathetic life.

1900
01:13:47,172 --> 01:13:49,090
Did you know anything
about this?

1901
01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:50,550
What?
No, I didn't know about this.

1902
01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:52,469
Oh.

1903
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:56,097
You were going to help them
turn this into a private resort?

1904
01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:57,181
No, no, no.

1905
01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:59,100
It's more complicated than that.

1906
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:02,604
So none of us
can ever ski here again?

1907
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,858
Elizabeth,
you are better than this!

1908
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,651
Look, I am...

1909
01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:12,155
I am so, so sorry, okay?

1910
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,657
What Connor said was true.

1911
01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:18,912
I came out here to get Randy
to sell this place to my boss

1912
01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:24,125
and we were gonna turn it
into a private five-star resort.

1913
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:26,461
After being here this past week
you know,

1914
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:30,465
and watching my mom bake cookies
and put her family first,

1915
01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,802
and my sweet dad who's so gentle

1916
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,679
and non-judgmental
with his advice,

1917
01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:39,099
and Akeem learning about your
tradition and watching Betsy,

1918
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:40,642
and how in love she is with you,

1919
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,645
and my sister who cares so much,

1920
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,856
maybe too much, but so much.

1921
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,192
You know, I... I ran away
from this place

1922
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,488
to find some sort of better
life and...

1923
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,865
And... and...
And make a better me.

1924
01:14:55,949 --> 01:15:00,829
But after being here
with all of you guys, I just...

1925
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:01,454
(SIGHS)

1926
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:08,002
I've never been more myself ever
than right now.

1927
01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:12,674
And I realize that I've never
been in love until now.

1928
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:29,942
♪ I'll put my life in a bottle ♪

1929
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,572
♪ Something to guide your way ♪

1930
01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:43,913
♪ Even if you're too scared
to follow ♪

1931
01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:46,291
I actually believe
you did the right thing.

1932
01:15:47,834 --> 01:15:51,588
What do you mean?
Everybody hates me.

1933
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,757
They don't nobody hate you.

1934
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885
If you'd won,

1935
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,321
then they had a reason
to hate you,

1936
01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:01,097
but deep down inside,
I think you knew that.

1937
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,932
That's why you pulled up
on that last event

1938
01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:05,226
and lost on purpose.

1939
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,729
How did you know?

1940
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648
I'm your daddy.

1941
01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:17,614
Why don't you just stick around?

1942
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:19,949
Oh, daddy, I... I don't know.

1943
01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:22,118
I mean, besides family,

1944
01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:25,246
there's just
nothing here for me.

1945
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,123
There's Randy.

1946
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:31,628
Oh, I wish that were true.

1947
01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:34,255
I think I blew it with him, too.

1948
01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:36,299
I don't think so.

1949
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:40,595
I think Randy's fine.
He just needs a little time.

1950
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,764
Well, I don't have that luxury.

1951
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:46,226
You know, I gotta get back
to my life in San Francisco.

1952
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:49,103
Your life with Connor.

1953
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:51,814
Your future at Harris Financial.

1954
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:54,276
(SIGHS)

1955
01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,380
Come on, baby.
Let's just get go home.

1956
01:16:57,404 --> 01:17:00,324
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)

1957
01:17:25,223 --> 01:17:27,059
(GRUNTS)

1958
01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,742
(CHUCKLES)

1959
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,669
Oh! Okay.

1960
01:17:54,753 --> 01:18:02,753
(♪)

1961
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:08,391
RANDY:
♪ Crashing through the snow ♪

1962
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:11,853
♪ On a janky-ass
cardboard sleigh ♪

1963
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,397
♪ I know
you could have won that race ♪

1964
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:17,234
♪ I think you wanna stay ♪

1965
01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:22,239
(CHUCKLES)

1966
01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:26,826
♪ I used to think
you were a bitch ♪

1967
01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:29,412
♪ But now I see the light ♪

1968
01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:31,998
♪ Your fiancé is a prick ♪

1969
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:34,375
♪ Will you please be mine
tonight ♪

1970
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,211
♪ Your fiancé sucks,
your fiancé sucks ♪

1971
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,921
♪ Your fiancé really sucks ♪

1972
01:18:39,005 --> 01:18:40,799
(BOTH LAUGH)

1973
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,720
Oh my God.

1974
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:47,889
I thought you'd rather be
caught naked in a blizzard

1975
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:48,431
snowboarding

1976
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:50,391
before you sang
in front of anyone.

1977
01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:53,019
Yeah, well, you inspire me
to do a lot of things

1978
01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:55,063
I've never done before, so...

1979
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,023
I hope that's a good thing.

1980
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,817
Very, very good.

1981
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,320
(KISSING)

1982
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:03,905
Oh!

1983
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,239
(LAUGHS)

1984
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,451
Sorry about that. Oh!

1985
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:11,455
Hey.

1986
01:19:13,039 --> 01:19:14,207
(BOTH LAUGH)

1987
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,084
Oh, yeah.

1988
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:21,089
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1989
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:26,135
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1990
01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:31,265
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1991
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:35,145
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1992
01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,108
Merry Christmas.

1993
01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:41,943
Best Christmas ever.

1994
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:42,443
Oh.

1995
01:19:42,527 --> 01:19:43,527
(CHUCKLES)

1996
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:45,822
- Hmm.
- Come on.

1997
01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:46,280
Okay.

1998
01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:51,786
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1999
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:56,499
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

2000
01:19:56,583 --> 01:20:01,963
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

2001
01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:06,008
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

2002
01:20:06,092 --> 01:20:14,092
(♪)

2003
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:25,046
RANDY: So, Dick and Aunt Betsy,
you guys just got married.

2004
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:25,820
How do you feel?

2005
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:26,904
Wonderful.

2006
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,067
- I can't get enough.
- Yeah.

2007
01:20:28,114 --> 01:20:28,865
Baby, I just can't get...

2008
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,324
(KISSING)

2009
01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:30,950
Oh, this woman.

2010
01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:32,869
RANDY: Jimmy, Helen,
how y'all you doing?

2011
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:33,369
Oh, right, okay.

2012
01:20:33,453 --> 01:20:35,830
Oh, we're so happy
for our daughter.

2013
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,373
She's so beautiful.

2014
01:20:37,457 --> 01:20:39,125
She's gonna be
a beautiful bride.

2015
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:40,269
RANDY: Oh, here they come.
Here they come.

2016
01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:42,295
Oh. Oh, yes.

2017
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:43,379
(LAUGHS)

2018
01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:43,921
Look at ‘em.

2019
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,174
Uh, well, maybe you're right,
okay?

2020
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,550
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

2021
01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:48,134
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

2022
01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:51,053
All right.
Okay, that's it, there you go.

2023
01:20:51,137 --> 01:20:51,679
(CHEERS)

2024
01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:53,115
RANDY: All right,
wedding of the century.

2025
01:20:53,139 --> 01:20:54,182
How do you guys feel?

2026
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,475
Best day of my life.

2027
01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:56,893
I can't wait to marry this guy.

2028
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:57,560
JIMMY:
Hey, baby.

2029
01:20:57,644 --> 01:20:59,455
Why don't you come over
and get a picture with us

2030
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,599
for the last time as a Bird?

2031
01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:02,523
Okay, daddy. Ah!

2032
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:05,234
(BOTH LAUGH)

2033
01:21:05,318 --> 01:21:06,360
(SIGHS)

2034
01:21:06,444 --> 01:21:08,070
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

2035
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:09,423
RANDY:
All right. How does that feel?

2036
01:21:09,447 --> 01:21:11,032
I'm the happiest man alive.
She's magic.

2037
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,992
ELIZABETH:
I love you, sis! Yeah.

2038
01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:14,136
- Nothing better.
- RANDY: All right.

2039
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,619
She lights up my whole universe.

2040
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,370
ELIZABETH:
My sister's getting married!

2041
01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:17,914
RANDY:
You ready to run?

2042
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:18,873
Absolutely not.
She's everything to me.

2043
01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:19,207
ELIZABETH:
Watch out!

2044
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:20,917
(ELIZABETH SCREAMING)

2045
01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:23,920
(YELL, GROAN TOGETHER)

2046
01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:27,299
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

2047
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,596
What was that? Oh!

2048
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,600
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

2049
01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,229
I might need another drink!

2050
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,064
Uh-oh. You guys okay?

2051
01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:52,024
(♪)

2052
01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:07,039
(♪)

2053
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:22,054
(♪)

2054
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:37,069
(♪)

2055
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:52,084
(♪)

2056
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:07,099
(♪)

2057
01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,161
♪ Feels like I just
shed my skin ♪

2058
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:22,455
♪ And let the cold air
do me in ♪

2059
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,999
♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

2060
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:27,543
♪ Sunshine ♪

2061
01:23:27,627 --> 01:23:29,378
♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

2062
01:23:29,462 --> 01:23:31,714
♪ Around the same time
every year ♪

2063
01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:34,717
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

2064
01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:37,386
♪ My mind ♪

2065
01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:42,058
♪ Sunshine,
come save me again ♪

2066
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,768
♪ Oh, please ♪

2067
01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:50,232
♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

2068
01:23:50,316 --> 01:23:53,695
♪ Never let it come to be ♪

2069
01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,575
♪ Sunlight take me ♪

2070
01:23:59,659 --> 01:24:02,203
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

2071
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:07,083
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

2072
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,502
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

2073
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,171
♪ I've been feelin'
so at home ♪

2074
01:24:12,255 --> 01:24:16,717
♪ I've been feelin'
so at home ♪

2075
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:18,594
♪ Seems it's getting warmer ♪

2076
01:24:18,678 --> 01:24:21,180
♪ And my mind
is getting clear ♪

2077
01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:24,100
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

2078
01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:26,560
♪ My mind ♪

2079
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:29,105
♪ Sunshine has come ♪

2080
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:32,901
♪ To save me again ♪

2081
01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:40,282
♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

2082
01:24:40,366 --> 01:24:42,786
♪ Thanks for bein' my friend ♪

2083
01:24:46,372 --> 01:24:48,749
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

2084
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:51,419
♪ I've been feelin'
so at home ♪

2085
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:56,132
♪ I've been feelin'
so at home ♪

2086
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:58,592
♪ Sunlight take me ♪

2087
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:01,137
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

2088
01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:05,433
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

2089
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:07,768
♪ When it rains ♪

2090
01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:10,813
♪ Or it pours ♪

2091
01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:12,773
♪ Makes me blue ♪

2092
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:15,317
♪ Like the dress you wore ♪

2093
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:17,486
♪ Ain't it strange ♪

2094
01:25:17,570 --> 01:25:20,740
♪ That when it's warm ♪

2095
01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,575
♪ You fade away ♪

2096
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,828
♪ And I get born ♪

2097
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:38,132
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

2098
01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:40,176
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

2099
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:43,137
Yeah! The swing, the swing.

2100
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:48,184
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

2101
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:53,147
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

2102
01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:55,441
Hey, why you callin' me
on Christmas?

2103
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:56,860
(CHUCKLES)

2104
01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:00,529
Well, what do you mean
we're not divorced?

2105
01:26:00,613 --> 01:26:03,532
Why didn't you sign the papers?

2106
01:26:03,616 --> 01:26:04,158
No!

2107
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,619
No, no, I'm not giving you
half of the resort

2108
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,870
in the settlement.

2109
01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:10,164
No, absolutely...

2110
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,832
Okay, you know what?
Here's my offer.

2111
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:15,669
You beat me
in the Summer Classic

2112
01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:21,634
and half the resort is yours.