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♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ A partridge in broom tree ♪

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♪ On the second day of Christmas ♪

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

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I wish.

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♪ On the third day of Christmas

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♪ My true love gave to me ♪

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♪ Football tickets,
but I don't even like football ♪

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♪ I'd rather be at a spa ♪

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♪ On the fourth day of Christmas ♪

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♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

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♪ A second STD ♪

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♪ Christmas freakin' sucks ♪

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♪ It's stupid ♪

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♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

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♪ Is getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

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Wooh!

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Yeah, you know
what I am talkin' about, girls.

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Get all mall Santa up in your business.

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Merry Christmas, bitches!

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Come on.

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Hey, honey, just landed here
in New Mexico.

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Are you gonna stop by and see your family?

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Very funny.

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I'm just here to close the deal
for us to buy the ski resort.

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Great.

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If you can get it closed before Christmas,

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my dad said there's a raise in the future.

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Well, don't worry.

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The owner is a family friend.
It'll be easy.

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Oh, Julie's calling.
Let's talk later, okay?

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Love you.

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Love you, too, babe.

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Oh my God!

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Where have you been?

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Long story,

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but I had to fly back home to New Mexico.

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Okay, but did you see it?

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See what?

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So you haven't?

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What are you talking about?

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Karaoke! From the other night?

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Videos of it have gone viral.

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What? No. N--

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I'm afraid so.

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Shit. Julie, I gotta go.

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I cannot believe it. Oh my God!

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Okay, it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, right?

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It's gonna be okay.

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Yeah...

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Boys, thank you.

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Lookin' good, boys.

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Go on, hop up there, buddy.
All right.

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Throw it on over, Wyatt.

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Hey! Nice.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God, are you serious?

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh my God! Why is this my life?

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Oh my God, why?

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You got a good tree, dude. Good.

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Okay.

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Okay, keep it together.

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Not right now.

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Beautiful! What a guy.

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All right, Marcy.

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Good doing business with you.

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You too, buddy.

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- All right. Well, see ya.
- All right, thank you.

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Yeah. Thank you, guys.

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Okay. It's okay.
Phew, I'm just gonna--

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I'm just gonna leave it
until later, because--

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Oh my God!
Ugh, are you kidding me?

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Uh-- uh, oh, come on!

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- Excuse me.
- Yes.

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You okay?

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Does it look like it?

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Well, not really.

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Um, you're here to buy a tree?

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Nope.

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Well, you're not dressed to ski
lookin' like that.

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No, I am here to see the owner.

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Got it.

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Uh, just to let you know,
we do have a ski shop

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that sells women's boots in your size

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if you need a new pair.

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- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, all right. Oh, Je--

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Oh! Oh. Oh.

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Yes.

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Um, my shoe is stuck.

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- Got it.
- In the mud.

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- Good. Get that for you.
- Oh, yeah.

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- All right.
- Oh God.

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Here is your shoe.

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Yep.

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Sorry about that, lady.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Right.

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Do you uh, do you know where the owner is?

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Oh, he's up at the top,
cuttin' down a tree

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for next weekend's
Christmas Classic.

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Of course he is.

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And when will he be back down?

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Is he expecting you?

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No, I'm just here

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to discuss some private business with him.

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Well, could be a while.

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He likes to take his time up there, so...

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Well, do you think
maybe someone could radio him

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and tell him to come down?

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Ugh, no.

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No, unfortunately,
it's too secluded up there.

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I'll tell you what,

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I'd be happy to take you up on my ATV.

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I'm headed up there anyway, so...

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You want me to go
to the top of the mountain

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in this on the back of your ATV?

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Well, I think I did mention
that we do have a ski shop

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that sells not only women's boots

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but also seasonal
winter-appropriate attire.

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Or I got an extra one of these.

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No, not a chance in hell.

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[WHIRRING)

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What? What-- what are you do--
Where's the boss?

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Hey, Randy Collins.

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What?

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Owner and operator of Ski Alto.

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Are you serious?

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, where's Jack?

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My dad?
He died a few years ago.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Wait, so you're Randy Randy.

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Oh my God,
I didn't even recognize you.

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You're so different.

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Yeah, that's one way to put it.

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I went to rehab for weight loss.

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Started eating healthy.
I ski and hike every day.

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So, there you go, Elizabeth.

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And you know who I am, of course.

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Yeah, of course I do.

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By the way, love the new video.

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Oh, you saw that, too.

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I think everyone's seen it.

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It's almost as funny as your first one.

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What's it been, like six, seven years?

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Ten. My sister's wedding.

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Okay.
Well, the answer is still “no”.

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Excuse me?

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I'm not sellin'.

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You know, this land has been
in my family for generations

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My grandparents' idea
to put the slopes in,

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so they cut down the trees themselves

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with the help of the community,
including your family.

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Speaking' of which,
have you seen yours yet?

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We're not here to discuss my family.

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Well, I think we are.

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You know, if I sell

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and you decide to make it private,

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that means they can't ski here either.

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Wealth comes in more forms
than just money, Elizabeth.

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Have you seen the smiles
of these people's faces

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flyin' down the mountain?

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This place is perfect just the way it is.

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Again, if I sell, all that's gonna change.

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Well, change isn't necessarily
a bad thing, Randy.

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It is if it means
keepin' the community out.

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Okay, what if I can convince my boss

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to make it semi-private,
and it's a win-win?

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You could still run it

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and all the community
could still ski here.

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I mean, there's no downside.

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Mm...

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Randy, look, if you don't evolve,

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my boss will just take it
to the next town,

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which means the business
will all go there,

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and eventually ski Alto will dry up.

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So...

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Right, well, okay, this boss of yours,

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does he listen to you?

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You can get him to agree to this?

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Oh, absolutely.

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I mean, I'm engaged to his son, so...

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Right.

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Well, might take me some time
to think about it.

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Okay, well, how long do
you think it'll take,

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‘cause I'd really love to let him know.

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Might take a while.

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I do all my best thinkin' up here.

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So, excuse me.

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- Randy!
- Yeah!

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Wait, can-- can you at least
just take me down

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before you do all that?

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Sorry, I--
I gotta do this really quick,

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But uh, you can either wait for me

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or head on down through the trees

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to the ski lift.

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It'll take you down.

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What-- really?

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Oh my God! Is that you?

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Sis! Is that really you?

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Hey. What?

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- Yeah. Hi.
- Oh my God!

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- Oh.
- Mm!

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Ow.

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Damn, it's been long!

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What are--
are you working here now?

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What?

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Your outfit.

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Oh, no.
Oh, no, I've just borrowed it.

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Uh, it's cold, so...
Hey, Bynn, wow!

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Hi!

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- Look at you!
- Hi.

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You are so uh, sparkly.

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Isn't it fantastic?

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It's the unisex line Lynn
has been working on.

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It works for men, too, right?

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It's very masculine and powerful.

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Okay.

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So beautiful, isn't it?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh my God!

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And look at you two, you've grown so much!

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Yeah.

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- And you, you're new.
- Yes.

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- Hi.
- This is your Aunt Liz!

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Okay.

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So, did you come back

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to watch me
win the Christmas Classic again

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and celebrate our decade of love?

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Oh yeah.

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Ten years of equality
and 50/50 partnership

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where we make all the decisions together.

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I make all the decisions.

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Of course, yeah, so great.

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No, actually uh,
I came to surprise you.

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- Yes!
- Surprise! Surprise!

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- You're so cute!
- Yeah.

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- Come here. Oh my God.
- Oh. Okay.

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So, are you g-- Are you gonna
stay with mom and dad then?

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I-- y-- I am. Yeah, I-- I am.

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That's where I was on my way to right now.

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We're having plans all week with them.

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So we will see you a lot.

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Great.

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Yay!

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Great. I can't wait.

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Yes, you're here!

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- Yeah.
- Ooh!

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- Yeah.
- Love it.

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I'm here. Bye!

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Oh, okay.

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Bye!

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Are you kidding me right now?

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Really? Really?

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Today, right now, this has to happen?

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Oh my God, I hate this place!

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Oof! Need a lift?

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No. I'll be fine.

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Really?
You're gonna fix that tire.

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I have fixed tires before.

268
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,129
No, no, no, I'm--
I'm sure you have.

269
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,966
I just meant you know, in that outfit.

270
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:40,676
Come on.

271
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,344
I'm headed out,
I'll give you a lift home.

272
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,237
So, how come you never left?

273
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,279
I did.

274
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,407
Really?

275
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,284
Yeah, I went to the New York
Institute of Technology,

276
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,829
four years of computer science.

277
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,456
You in Manhattan?

278
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,834
I'm sorry, I just--
I just can't see it.

279
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,836
Uh, well, it's true.

280
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,255
I worked several years for an IT company.

281
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,006
Then I got a job offer from this you know,

282
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:20,590
little tech company,

283
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:25,345
but before I could accept it uh,
my dad died.

284
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,349
So, that's why I came back to--
to run the mountain.

285
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,976
Right.

286
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,019
I'm-- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh.

287
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,313
I-- I didn't realize.

288
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,816
That's all right.
I got thick skin.

289
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,192
I was fat for most of my life, remember?

290
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,404
Well, not anymore.

291
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,199
All right, so do you wanna go
to your sister's house

292
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,993
or your parents' house first?

293
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,035
What? What do you mean?

294
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,120
I'm just kiddin'.

295
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456
Well, your sister and Bynn
moved in there last year.

296
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,206
Really?

297
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:53,707
Yep.

298
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,376
I'm putting my IT degree to full use

299
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,463
installing their light show.

300
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,839
Her design, of course.

301
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,007
Of course it is.

302
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,844
God bless her.
Crazy runs in the family.

303
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,887
Yeah.

304
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,888
Gettin' kind of worried, though.

305
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,181
I mean, if she wins

306
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,849
for the tenth straight year in a row,

307
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,850
definitely gonna have to sell this place

308
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,851
and get the heck out of here.

309
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,062
So you'll sell if she wins?

310
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,483
No, but you make a good case for the town.

311
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,193
You know, maybe you're right.

312
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,361
Maybe it's time for this place to evolve.

313
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197
That's fantastic.

314
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:25,864
All right, hold on.

315
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,075
I'm not sayin' “yes” yet,
I'm still thinkin'.

316
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,036
And you know,
you'd have to sweeten the deal,

317
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,162
of course.

318
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,414
I mean, I'm sure
I can get you more money.

319
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,375
Yeah, that's a start.
Maybe one more thing.

320
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,084
Anything.

321
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,546
You have to beat your sister
in the Christmas Classic.

322
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,258
Well, that's not possible.

323
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,386
I mean, she's won every single year.

324
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,097
Well, you beat her
in the junior division once.

325
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,392
It-- that was a long, long time ago, okay?

326
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,061
I haven't skied in years!

327
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,104
It-- uh, uh, not since the accident.

328
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:58,772
Well, you know,

329
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,440
you've always been
a better skier than your sister.

330
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,611
I'm not. No, no way.

331
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,446
Oh, come on!
Your parents would love it.

332
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,573
No, I can't, okay? I can't.

333
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242
I don't have time.
I have to leave.

334
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,410
All right, well,

335
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,121
Then enjoy telling your boss
and your fiancé

336
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:15,914
that my final answer is “no”.

337
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,376
They seem like the kind of guys
that love hearing that word.

338
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,418
So I'm sure that'll go over great.

339
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:29,928
Oh.

340
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,304
Oh, look at dear old daddy.

341
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,558
Love your dad. He's so cool.

342
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,934
Oh, he's-- here he comes.

343
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,436
Oh, look at dear old daddy.

344
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,145
He's the best.

345
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,313
Oh.

346
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,149
Hi. Hi.

347
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,069
Hey, Randy!
Merry Christmas, buddy!

348
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,320
How's it goin', Jimmy?
Good to see you, man.

349
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,446
Merry Christmas!

350
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,489
Oh my God!

351
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,991
Hi, daddy! Surprise!

352
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,491
Hey!

353
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:56,121
Come here! Oh, what do you--

354
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,622
Surprise?
What do you mean surprise?

355
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,667
This is the best surprise
I could ever hope for!

356
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,669
What are you doing?
You here for Christmas?

357
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,629
I-- yeah, I sure am.

358
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,464
Oh my God!
Your mama's gonna freak out.

359
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:06,798
Great.

360
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,340
I'll tell you what,

361
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,259
let's go inside, let me get your bags.

362
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,511
Oh, I uh, I don't have any bags.

363
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,971
Oh.

364
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,638
Because um, the airline lost them, so...

365
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,973
Ugh! Oh!

366
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,182
But I have a pair of shoes

367
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,309
that I'm just gonna grab real quick.

368
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,477
Okay. What about you, buddy?

369
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,021
Let's go get one of ‘em bourbons, huh?

370
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,480
Oh, thanks, Jimmy,
but I gotta get back to work.

371
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,523
Oh, come on, get an eggnog!

372
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:24,733
Come on.

373
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,277
Yeah,
Randy, just an eggnog, please.

374
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612
I am sorry.

375
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,655
I know I already owe you one.
I'll owe you two.

376
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,490
I mean, I'm-- I'm in--

377
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,534
Uh, yeah, why not? Sure.

378
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,009
All right, come on in right here.

379
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,218
Watch your step.

380
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,054
Okay, buddy.

381
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,639
Wow! Here we're.

382
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,723
Yeah.

383
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,058
- Hoo!
- Hoo!

384
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,225
All right.

385
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,185
Look at this place.

386
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,145
Home sweet home.

387
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,313
Yeah, I think your mom's in the kitchen.

388
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:03,980
I'll go get her for you, okay?

389
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,066
Oh, no, that's okay, daddy.
I wanna surprise her.

390
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,650
- You sure?
- Yeah.

391
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,318
- Okay. She'll love it.
- I'll be right back.

392
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,111
Okay.

393
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,280
Oh, wow, Jimmy,

394
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,367
your granddaughters are quite the artists.

395
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:15,992
Oh boy.

396
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,745
Well, they're a bunch
of bloodthirsty psychos,

397
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,496
if you ask me.

398
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:19,746
Well...

399
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,166
I mean, it's all about positive

400
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,501
and uh, encouragement
these days, you know?

401
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:24,918
Yeah.

402
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:25,460
I mean, look at this, Randy.

403
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,546
Is this not a pretty picture of death?

404
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,257
I'd hate to stifle their creativity now,

405
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,050
wouldn't you?

406
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:32,384
Right.

407
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,718
I need a drink, brother.

408
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,638
Okay. Yikes.

409
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,437
Hi, mom.

410
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,523
Oh my goodness!

411
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,777
Are my eyes deceiving me?

412
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,071
- No.
- It's really you!

413
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,364
Yes.

414
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,200
And where is that handsome fiancé

415
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,702
I've been hearing so much about?

416
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,414
Oh, unfortunately,
he couldn't make it this time.

417
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, honey, did you blow it with him, too?

418
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,460
No, mom, we're still engaged.

419
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:07,836
Oh.

420
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,088
He just-- he's working.

421
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,800
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm glad you're here!

422
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,260
Oh.

423
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,221
This is going
to be the best Christmas ever!

424
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683
Oh. Yeah, it sure is.

425
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,108
Uh, Randy.

426
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:30,817
Yeah?

427
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,652
You may want to hurry up,
you're gonna need this, brother.

428
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,319
Oh, thank you, sir.

429
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:33,778
Yeah.

430
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,322
And uh, of course you know Betsy, right?

431
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:36,698
Yeah. Hey.

432
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,783
Yeah. Well, this is Akeem.

433
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,618
All right!
Nice to meet you, Akeem.

434
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,786
Very nice to meet you.

435
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,581
Randy, my favorite word.

436
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,457
Oops, okay.

437
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,293
Good to see you.

438
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,463
Akeem, this is the guy
I was telling you about.

439
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,464
The bum!

440
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,048
Excuse me?

441
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,467
- He the bum, right?
- Yeah, the ski bum.

442
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,177
What? People call me that?

443
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,305
Randy, this year's classic
needs an international division.

444
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,848
Akeem and I want to compete.

445
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,599
Oh, okay.

446
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,810
Um, well, why would you be
in the international division?

447
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,480
Because we got married last week

448
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,356
on our cruise to Saint Vincent.

449
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,861
It was love at first sight.
Dual citizenship.

450
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,155
Congratulations.

451
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,199
Is that who I think it is?

452
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:19,824
Oh, wow.

453
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,201
Mm, yes.

454
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,787
She's just here to surprise us.

455
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,330
She got married again?

456
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,498
Yes, again.

457
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,499
Oh God.

458
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,836
Speak of the devil! Aunt Besty!

459
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,839
I am so glad to see you. Oh.

460
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,841
Oh, uh, congratulations!

461
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,676
Mom told me the good news.

462
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,638
Like they say, sixth time's a charm.

463
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,390
Is that what they say? Okay.

464
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,518
Ooh. Now there's a ring.

465
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,311
So you-- you really were
on top of the barn,

466
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,229
just your boots on?

467
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:49,687
Butt naked.

468
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,355
But--

469
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,526
Where in the effing F is she?

470
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,695
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas.

471
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,822
My favorite time of the year.

472
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,532
Have you all seen this video?

473
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,533
Helen!

474
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,493
Where is she? Mom!

475
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,203
Mom!

476
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,412
Great.

477
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,373
This is the safest place
to view the fireworks.

478
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:08,998
Okay, good to know.

479
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,209
Mom, come here!
You gotta see this.

480
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,378
Hey, girls, let's go turn on the news

481
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,713
and see if they say anything about Santa.

482
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,590
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.

483
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,509
♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

484
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,219
♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

485
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:21,845
Sing with me.

486
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,680
♪ We won't go until we get some ♪

487
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,264
♪ We won't-- ♪

488
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,850
Okay, I'm afraid him go end up
on Dateline.

489
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,727
Gentlemen, we are expecting
plenty of snow...

490
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,396
♪ Getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

491
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,897
Hey, I really like this.

492
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,941
No, stop, just listen.

493
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,733
We are in luck

494
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:40,905
because tonight we are expecting
to get six inches of snow.

495
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,448
And I bet you'd love six inches,

496
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,158
wouldn't you, Linda, huh?

497
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,577
♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

498
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,453
I wish.

499
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,746
Why-- why are you showing them?

500
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,455
Quiet!
Here it comes, here it comes.

501
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,583
♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

502
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,586
♪ A second STD ♪

503
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255
Did you just say what I think you said?

504
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,425
It was a joke.
It was a silly joke.

505
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,050
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes.

506
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,721
Oh, this thing, you see this thing?

507
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:10,310
My crazy sister Lynn Flynn made this crap.

508
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,313
Yeah, merry freakin' Christmas, sis.

509
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,981
Wooh!

510
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,650
Baby, who's feelin' the Christmas spirit?

511
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,277
Okay, hey, alright.

512
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,989
What do you have to say for yourself, huh?

513
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,491
That is the last time
I'm gonna send you

514
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,951
one of my handmade masterpieces.

515
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:27,577
Oh, yeah?

516
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,413
Well, money doesn't equate
to good taste, sis.

517
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,499
Mommy, what does it mean
to get screwed by a mall Santa?

518
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:37,921
Do you see what you've done?

519
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,674
Honey, uh, sometimes the elves are so busy

520
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,470
that mall Santa's have to screw
the bigger presents together

521
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,472
and then the real Santa picks them up

522
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,515
and delivers them
to all the good girls and boys.

523
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:49,974
Good save.

524
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,476
Good save.

525
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,978
Daddy, I hope a mall Santa screws my--

526
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,355
Me, too!

527
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,522
No! Bynn!

528
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,690
Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, take ‘em out.

529
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,608
Out, now!

530
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:58,900
Let's go.

531
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,192
Get out.

532
00:21:59,276 --> 00:21:59,776
Let's go.

533
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,487
Get out.
You have to leave, Bynn.

534
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,780
Mommy?

535
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,197
What?

536
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,949
Would six inches make you happy?

537
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,662
Really? Really?

538
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,501
Am I the only sane one here?

539
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,962
God! Oh!

540
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,386
I'm gonna win that Christmas Classic

541
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,597
‘cause somebody needs to take her down.

542
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:38,856
♪ Red flowers paintin' your backyard ♪

543
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:44,737
♪ Your long hours
when you're chasing God ♪

544
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,908
♪ How do you know ♪

545
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:49,909
♪ When to stop ♪

546
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,035
Hey.

547
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,704
Hey, hey, babe.

548
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,663
Hey, what's up?

549
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,040
Just havin' the boys over.
Wish you were here.

550
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,041
Have you closed the deal yet?

551
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,835
No, not yet.

552
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,544
Clock's a tickin', babe.

553
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,504
You know my dad wants to own the resort

554
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,547
by Christmas morning.

555
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,591
Yeah, I know, it's in seven days.

556
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,760
And he's gonna sell um,

557
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,096
but he just wants a bit more money.

558
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,850
Huh, for that dinky resort?
No chance.

559
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,519
And there's one other little wrinkle.

560
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,104
What's that?

561
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,689
I have to beat my sister

562
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,691
in these silly competitions we have here

563
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,444
called “The Christmas Classic.”

564
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:26,571
Who's that?

565
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,114
Okay, hey, it's already paid for.

566
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,033
Somebody get it.

567
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,577
Sorry, babe, I gotta run.

568
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,955
Okay, what-- uh--

569
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,541
Love you.

570
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,467
Hey, daddy.

571
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,136
Hey, babe.

572
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:54,098
So, uh, I guess my room
is no longer my room, huh?

573
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,601
Oh, no.

574
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,061
Your Aunt Betsy's just never at home,

575
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,146
and she didn't see any reason
to keep her apartment,

576
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,773
so I don't know,

577
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,650
we just let her throw her stuff in there.

578
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,611
What happened to all my clothes?

579
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:10,823
Mm, I don't know.
That's a good question.

580
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,452
Your mother either give ‘em away
or your sister bedazzled ‘em.

581
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:16,704
But the good news is

582
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,499
that Aunt Betsy's gonna
let you use some of her clothes.

583
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,124
That's a good news?

584
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:20,958
Oh yeah.

585
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,460
Aunt Betsy's clothes?

586
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,127
Yeah.

587
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,504
Great.

588
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,634
I don't know, sweetie.

589
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,177
All I know is
I'm just so thankful you're here

590
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,721
for Christmas.

591
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,140
Me, too.

592
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,851
Good night, sweetie.

593
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,685
Good night.

594
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:40,812
Yeah.

595
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,618
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

596
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,540
Oh.

597
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,544
What is this?

598
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,172
Oh. Oh my God.

599
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,967
Oh, oh.

600
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,803
♪ Island Christmas ♪

601
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,180
Are these two--

602
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,519
Oh. Oh.

603
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,578
♪ Island ♪

604
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,705
♪ Island Christmas ♪

605
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,708
Good mornin'. Brought you this.

606
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,169
Oh, thanks.

607
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,171
Oh, what's the-- hey.

608
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:51,090
What in the hell are they doing?

609
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,595
Apparently it's their uh,
Nine Mornin' Festival.

610
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,763
We're on day three.

611
00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,683
It's the way they celebrate
their lead up to Christmas

612
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,187
in Akeem's country,
Saint Vincent.

613
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:08,065
Well, do they know
that it's 5:00 in the morning?

614
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,026
I think it's tradition that they celebrate

615
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,737
between 5:00 and 7:00 a.m.
every morning,

616
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,197
before they go to work.

617
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,283
Does Aunt Betsy even have a job?

618
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,910
She goes on cruises.

619
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:19,202
Oh.

620
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,745
She's good at it.

621
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,122
I'm going back to bed, sweetie.

622
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:23,748
Oh.

623
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,667
You should, too.

624
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:31,964
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

625
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,090
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

626
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,677
No. No.

627
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,142
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

628
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,311
Oh.

629
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,275
♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

630
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,075
♪ Feels like I just shed my skin ♪

631
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,619
♪ And let the cold air do me in ♪

632
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,163
♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

633
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,749
♪ Sunshine ♪

634
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,751
♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

635
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,962
♪ Around the same time every year ♪

636
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,965
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

637
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,634
♪ My mind ♪

638
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,846
♪ Sunshine, come save me again ♪

639
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,015
♪ Oh, please ♪

640
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,684
Hey.

641
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,686
You know, I think I mentioned
that we do sell ski outfits

642
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,979
in the ski shop.

643
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,980
Very funny.

644
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,692
I'm just glad it still fits
and it's not bedazzled.

645
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,653
So the trainin' begins, huh?

646
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,864
Yep. Any pointers?

647
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,658
Oh, you want me to help you win,

648
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,826
so that I can sell the resort

649
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,786
that's been in my family for generation

650
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,663
to your billionaire boyfriend's family.

651
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,206
Uh, uh, fiancé,

652
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,874
So sorry. fiancé.

653
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,126
Yeah.

654
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,210
I don't see any problem with that.

655
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:51,752
Well, I would,

656
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,297
but I'm pretty busy with the Classic,

657
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,215
and you know, I already promised
your sister and Bynn

658
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,883
that I'd help them
with their light extravaganza.

659
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,801
So...

660
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,886
Of course. have fun.

661
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,138
All right.

662
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,808
Hey, Elizabeth!
No more viral videos, huh?

663
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,102
I'll try!

664
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,023
Since this
is your first time snowboarding,

665
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,858
you're gonna wanna take it slow.

666
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,068
Don't want you pullin' a Liz Bird.

667
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,236
What'd you say?

668
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,155
Oh, I told her not to pull a Liz Bird.

669
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,364
You know, don't do somethin' stupid

670
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,866
that causes a big accident.

671
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,242
Oh.

672
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,870
I thought everybody heard of that.

673
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,748
No.
I mean, it's not really a thing.

674
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,751
Definitely a thing. You ready?

675
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,753
I don't think so.

676
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,007
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

677
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,384
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

678
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,929
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

679
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,222
♪ Hey, yeah ♪

680
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,767
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

681
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,227
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

682
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,730
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

683
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:55,107
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

684
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:57,443
♪ Sunlight, take me ♪

685
00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:02,448
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

686
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,950
♪ You know ♪

687
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,119
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

688
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,071
- Here?
- No.

689
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,117
- Here?
- No!

690
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,326
- What?
- No!

691
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,161
It's uh, keep--
You're not listening!

692
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,330
I'm saying, “Over there.”
Over there.

693
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,998
Around this one?

694
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:56,293
Really, Bynn? Uh, why?
You used to be so good at this!

695
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,129
What happened?

696
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,298
Why did I marry you?

697
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,175
I know why I married you.

698
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,969
‘Cause you're a flippin' genius

699
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,971
and this is gonna look flippin' fantastic.

700
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:07,471
Okay, keep going.

701
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,515
Yeah, to the r--
To the right more.

702
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,433
Right, on that limb.

703
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,519
Yeah. Yeah!

704
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:14,270
This?

705
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,355
Yes, there!

706
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,275
Ah, God, that is so much better!

707
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,154
It looks so much more symmetrical.

708
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,488
You have such a flair for design.

709
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,532
That is-- I love it. I love it.

710
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,283
How's it going over there?

711
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,286
Do you think you're almost done
with the electronics part?

712
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,163
I thought you said
you were an expert on this.

713
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,164
I'm w-- I'm workin' on it.

714
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,999
Can you work faster?

715
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,169
Why don't you stop
barking orders at everyone?

716
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,505
Uh, excuse me, I'm not barking.
I am directing.

717
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,466
Okay, you just need to
light a fire under their asses

718
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,009
or nothing gets done here.

719
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,385
Unbelievable.

720
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:49,054
Nothing ever changes with you, huh?

721
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,890
Once a bitch, always a bitch.

722
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,892
What?
You know what your problem is?

723
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:53,684
Oh, what?

724
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,311
You're jealous of me.

725
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,063
Why would I be jealous of you?

726
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,107
You are.

727
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,361
I've got the perfect husband,
perfect kids,

728
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,156
amazing clothing company
I created myself,

729
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,698
and guess what?

730
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,992
I'm about to win the Christmas Classic

731
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,536
for the tenth consecutive year.

732
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,579
Well, you're wrong about one thing.

733
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,580
What?

734
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,332
You're not gonna win your tenth.

735
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,251
At least not this year,
because I'm competing, too.

736
00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,170
What makes you think you can beat me?

737
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,546
‘Cause she's got a great coach

738
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,380
What?

739
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,882
Why would you do that?

740
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,218
Well, because, Lynn, to be honest, I--

741
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,928
I'm sick of gettin' two Christmas cards

742
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:29,553
from you every year.

743
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,056
You know, one of you
and your beautiful family,

744
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:32,765
which I love,

745
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:36,185
and then another one of just you
and all your trophies.

746
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:36,727
I'm over it.

747
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,231
Sorry, buddy.
I love you, but I'm out.

748
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:40,815
Randy.

749
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,275
But, Randy, you have to finish your job.

750
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,443
00 a.m. sharp.
Tomorrow morning.

751
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,402
You got it, coach.

752
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,947
Really? You're just gonna bail?

753
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:48,906
Be nicer next time.

754
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,282
I need you, Randy!

755
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:50,950
Randy.

756
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,077
Randy!

757
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,286
Bynn, we have to work hard.

758
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:54,829
Randy, come back!

759
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,039
We have to work hard.
Bynn, Bynn, Bynn.

760
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,123
- Randy!
- Let's get up the ladder.

761
00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,125
Let's go, Bynn. Let's go.

762
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,297
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

763
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:18,311
♪ Island Christmas ♪

764
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,357
Good morning.

765
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,317
Hey, thank you.

766
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,151
All right.

767
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:30,322
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

768
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,659
Well, I guess if you can't be
in the Caribbean,

769
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,620
bring the Caribbean to you, right?

770
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,288
I guess.

771
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,973
Morning!

772
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,684
Oh, wow! It's not even 8:00 a.m.

773
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,019
Thought I told you 9:00.

774
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,437
Don't remind me.

775
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,314
any chance I could
get some practice rounds in?

776
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,107
Uh, not yet.

777
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,191
No, there's more to this competition

778
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:07,359
than just skiing.

779
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,027
Oh.

780
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,737
Here. Follow me.

781
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,326
Okay, wait here.
I'll be right back.

782
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,536
Okay.

783
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,180
All dynasties must come
to an end sooner or later.

784
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:36,513
There you go.

785
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,182
What the heck is this?

786
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:38,849
For the light show.

787
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,560
You gotta design how you wanna
decorate your house.

788
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,062
I'm in real estate, okay?

789
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,189
I don't do the creative stuff.
I can't.

790
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,024
Oh, where's your Christmas spirit?

791
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:47,775
Let's go.

792
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:51,570
Hey, everybody, when you're in need

793
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,530
of a little powder in your life--

794
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,742
Not that kind, head on out to Ski Alto.

795
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:57,451
It has everything you're looking for.

796
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,746
Great slopes, amazing views, stiff drinks,

797
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,374
and me, your very own Dick Mountain.

798
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,042
Because if you're a fan of the good life,

799
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,085
what else do you really need?

800
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,586
Where are you taking me?

801
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,089
Um, somewhere with a little more inspo.

802
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,091
Also, don't forget to come back

803
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:16,429
and check out the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic this week.

804
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,822
No, that's amazing.

805
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,158
I would-- I mean, I would, too,
you know what I mean?

806
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,660
Yeah. Oh, excuse me.

807
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:21,952
Hey!

808
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,620
Hey.

809
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,788
I'm all finished up now,

810
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,249
so I can go pick up some materials.

811
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,126
Um, I'll come with you.

812
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:29,835
Oh, you don't have to do that.

813
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,463
I-- I also promised my dad
I'd move some stuff around

814
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,797
in his store, so...

815
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,759
Even more reason for me
to join you, right?

816
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:37,760
- I'll go.
- Okay.

817
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,155
Oh, yeah!

818
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,908
Wow, it's really grown!

819
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:05,287
You're gonna get your fiancé
a Christmas present here?

820
00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:05,704
What do you think?

821
00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,706
I don't think it's his style.

822
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,208
Are you sure?

823
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,211
Don't think it'll work
so much in the city,

824
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,712
but it's amazing.

825
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,172
Wow!

826
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,507
All right. Come on.

827
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,343
Let's get this thing right through here.

828
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,052
You know, you picked out the right one.

829
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,514
This is the one I've been doin'
for a long time, yeah.

830
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:24,890
Oh, hey, guys.

831
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:25,849
Hey.

832
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,184
It's perfect timin', huh?

833
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,186
Well,
I brought an extra set of hands.

834
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:29,770
Oh! Thanks.

835
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,688
I'm just gonna help him get this out front

836
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:32,481
and I'll be right back.

837
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,817
Oh, let me get that for you.
You guys go ahead and catch up.

838
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:35,150
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

839
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:37,361
Oh, thank you, Randy.

840
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,695
Oh, and thank you. I appreciate
your business, okay?

841
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:39,321
Thank you.

842
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,240
I hope you guys
have a very merry Christmas.

843
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,450
- You, too.
- All right.

844
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,743
Wow!

845
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,494
What?

846
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,413
You guys seem to be spendin'
a lot of time together, huh?

847
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,500
He's helping me train for the games.

848
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,709
You sure that's what it is?

849
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,671
Yes, I'm sure.
I'm engaged, remember?

850
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,880
I love Connor.

851
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,550
Okay.
Well, Randy's a good guy, too.

852
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,385
and it wouldn't hurt
your mom and I's feelings

853
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,887
to have both our girls really close.

854
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,598
Well, I don't think anyone
can get closer than Lynn.

855
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,516
Oh God.

856
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,227
You got me there.

857
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,854
You think it's bad having one woman

858
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,564
telling you what to do
all the time, try two.

859
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,231
Yeah.

860
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,275
And your mama wonders
why I can't quit drinkin'.

861
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,446
Oh, and you got your mom and
in a really bad position.

862
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,781
Why?

863
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,575
Who we supposed cheer for this weekend?

864
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,412
Well, I tell you if I win,

865
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,248
maybe I'll stick around a little longer.

866
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:35,294
Oh, yeah? Now you're talkin'.

867
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,253
You know, you really outdone yourself

868
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,463
with these big carvings.

869
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:39,089
I know, right?

870
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,633
It seems like
that's all they want these days.

871
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,927
The bigger they are, the more they want.

872
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,637
Well, you're really talented, daddy.

873
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,597
Thank you, sweetheart.

874
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,434
So sorry to interrupt.

875
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,436
Uh, Elizabeth was sayin'
you need some help around here.

876
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,228
What can I do?

877
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:57,566
Yeah, well, I just finished this
for a buddy of mine this weekend

878
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,817
and uh,
I'd like to get it out front.

879
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,944
Oh, yeah, it's a beauty.
I'm on it.

880
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,571
You sure?

881
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,907
I'm pretty strong, Jimmy.
Can do it.

882
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,952
That's it. Yeah, right there.

883
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:11,622
Oh, no, no. Oh, oop, oops.

884
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,957
I'm sorry. How do you--

885
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,626
Uh, we gotta turn it like this.

886
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,501
I figured...

887
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,461
All the way around.

888
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,337
And then you just.

889
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,851
Ah, beautiful up here, isn't it?

890
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,645
You say that to all the ladies
you bring up here?

891
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,355
What? No! You're the first.

892
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:36,939
Uh-huh.

893
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,691
My ex-wife hated skiing,
you know, all this.

894
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,985
Whoa! You were married?

895
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,655
Yeah, I was back in New York.

896
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:45,948
Once I decided
to come around the mountain,

897
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,533
she refused to come, so...

898
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,327
I think she preferred me behind a desk

899
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,455
and I preferred it out here.

900
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:55,624
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

901
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,542
You know, not all women are like that.

902
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,670
No, it was my fault.
I was blind.

903
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,088
You know, all the signs were there.

904
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:02,547
You know, it might be better

905
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,967
if I just sell the resort anyway.

906
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:05,592
Why is that?

907
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,388
Well, so I can pursue
my real passion, singing.

908
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,806
Yeah, maybe we could--

909
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,016
Travel the karaoke circuit together.

910
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:13,684
What do you think?

911
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,727
Yeah. No, I think--
I think I'm done with that.

912
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,063
Yeah. No, I-- I hear you.

913
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,898
I'd rather snowboard
through a blizzard naked

914
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,733
than sing in front of really anyone.

915
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:22,734
- Really?
- Yeah.

916
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,069
- Naked?
- Yeah, I think so.

917
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:24,987
Okay. Okay.

918
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,907
All right, we got work to do.
Let's do it.

919
00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:29,700
Okay.

920
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,659
I'll race you down.

921
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,868
Well, hold on a second. Let me--

922
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,578
Buckle that!

923
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,611
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

924
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,077
- Good morning.
- Good mornin'.

925
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,245
Thanks.

926
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:24,963
Well, operation whip Lynn's ass
in the games is underway.

927
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,631
Hmm.

928
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,967
Well, you don't tell your mother.

929
00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,636
And of course
I won't tell your sister,

930
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,765
because I love you both the same.

931
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,100
But it wouldn't hurt my feelings
to crown a new champion.

932
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,937
I love you, daddy.

933
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,815
I love you too, sweetie.

934
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:50,822
Oh, that's very nice. Oh, yes.

935
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,825
Yes, get some sprinkles, Swynn.

936
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,954
Nice blood. Oh, that's so cute!

937
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,832
Wow! You girls are up early.

938
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,502
Oh, tomorrow's the big day!

939
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,670
The TV station will be here.

940
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,005
So, to help your sister,

941
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,174
the girls are spending the day with us.

942
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:09,758
Oh!

943
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,677
We thought we'd bake some cookies

944
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,971
to pass out to everyone who shows up.

945
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,139
Well, isn't that nice?

946
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,766
Mm-hmm.

947
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,684
Oh, oh, wow!

948
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:22,521
Uh, very creative, right?

949
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,190
Right, okay.

950
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,818
You know, girls,
when your mom and I were young,

951
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,652
Aunt Besty would--

952
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,738
Aunt Betsy.

953
00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:32,948
Oh, well, we called her “Aunt Besty”

954
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,950
because she was the best.

955
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,493
She would take us sledding

956
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,663
and she would take us playing in the snow.

957
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,792
How about we go sledding today?
Just the four of us.

958
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,002
No? No takers?
Okay, what's up?

959
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,003
You guys don't like sledding?

960
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,047
It's not on the list.

961
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,549
What list?

962
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,180
Is this for real?

963
00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,684
Oh, it's for real.
It's usually laminated.

964
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,646
30 to 9:45, baked cookies.

965
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,565
Don't forget to take pictures
of girls making them.

966
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,192
Only allowed to eat one.

967
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,736
45 to 10:45, read books.

968
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,238
45 to 11:00, a little snack time,

969
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,783
but don't ruin lunch.

970
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,911
You know what? Screw the list.

971
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,164
We're going sledding!
What do you say?

972
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,708
It's okay. Come on, girls.

973
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,084
Come on!

974
00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:27,544
All right,
I'm gonna go get dressed.

975
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,086
Get your shoes on!

976
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:38,305
♪ Hey ♪

977
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:47,898
♪ Hey ♪

978
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:56,991
♪ Hey ♪

979
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:06,958
♪ Hey ♪

980
00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,193
♪ Hey ♪

981
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,037
♪ Hey ♪

982
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:52,921
♪ Hey ♪

983
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,354
- Yeah?
- Ooh, I like it!

984
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,022
A little Santa there.

985
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,649
I love Santa there.

986
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,109
Frosty the Snowman.

987
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,694
Ooh, look at my Frosty.

988
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,864
Is it now like the light show stuff?

989
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,116
Yeah, it's probably best
we just stay here.

990
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,659
Yeah?

991
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,369
Very nice.

992
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,704
- Oh, hi.
- We went sledding.

993
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,371
We had hot chocolate.

994
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:26,705
We got new clothes.

995
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,373
We had a snowball fight.

996
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,375
We built a snowman!

997
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:34,838
You did? Okay.

998
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,381
All right, let's head inside.

999
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,382
Let's go inside, girls.

1000
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,385
Bye, girls!

1001
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,972
Oh, tryin' to be best auntie, aren't you?

1002
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,849
Well, they needed to have a little fun.

1003
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:46,891
- Really?
- Yeah.

1004
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,727
So you changed their clothes?

1005
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,021
They wanted new clothes.

1006
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:51,688
Really?

1007
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,023
Yeah.

1008
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,399
They don't want
to be bedazzled all the time.

1009
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,984
Where are they,
‘cause I'm taking ‘em back.

1010
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,193
- Okay.
- Okay.

1011
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,361
Calm down.
You're welcome, by the way.

1012
00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,237
By the way, thanks.

1013
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,906
Yeah. Ugh.

1014
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,409
Changing their clothes.

1015
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:11,374
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1016
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:15,879
♪ Island Christmas, oh, yeah ♪

1017
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,236
♪ I can't accept the loss,
I'm hard-headed ♪

1018
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,447
♪ There's a little bit
of madness to my method ♪

1019
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,240
♪ Many fallin' off that fine line ♪

1020
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:44,908
♪ That I'm treadin' ♪

1021
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:45,784
♪ And I'll risk anything to be great ♪

1022
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:50,455
♪ And I'm not letting nobody
rob me of my victory ♪

1023
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:53,792
♪ Number one,
that's what I'm meant to be ♪

1024
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,085
♪ When by any means the only thing ♪

1025
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:55,794
♪ That makes sense to me ♪

1026
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,421
♪ I can make nice,
I'll make history ♪

1027
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,799
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1028
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:01,508
♪ Turn me up ♪

1029
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,135
♪ Big energy, got the crowd going nuts ♪

1030
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,262
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1031
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,013
♪ Hear me out ♪

1032
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,432
♪ I'll take on anyone,
I don't need no one ♪

1033
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,976
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1034
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,812
♪ I'm talkin' all bite, no bark ♪

1035
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,313
♪ I could rip your squad apart ♪

1036
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:17,315
♪ I got that dog in me, huh ♪

1037
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,275
♪ So what's up ♪

1038
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,110
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1039
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,195
♪ So what's up ♪

1040
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,785
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1041
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:29,494
♪ Turn me up ♪

1042
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,122
♪ Big energy, got the crowd going nuts ♪

1043
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,124
♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

1044
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,166
♪ Hear me out ♪

1045
00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,501
♪ I'll take on anyone, I don't ♪

1046
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,169
♪ So what's up ♪

1047
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,088
Happy holidays,
merry Christmas, everybody.

1048
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,297
I'm Dick Mountain.

1049
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,341
Good gosh, it's cold,
but I'm gettin' paid.

1050
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,177
Hey, first event of
the Christmas Classic tonight.

1051
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,345
First out of three.

1052
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,013
Tonight, competitors, we'll see

1053
00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:50,849
who has the most Christmas spirit

1054
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,017
by lighting up the neighborhood
with their decorations!

1055
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,490
Hey.

1056
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,200
Hey.

1057
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:09,868
What are you doin' here?

1058
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,328
Don't you wanna be over there
with all the others?

1059
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,540
Nah, workin' on something.

1060
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,542
You like surprises?

1061
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,253
Depends.

1062
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,841
Let's say “hello” to the first family.

1063
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:29,137
They are Bynn, Lynn, Wynn, Kynn,

1064
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,555
and Swynn!

1065
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:31,848
And they are--

1066
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,558
- The Flynns!
- The Flynns!

1067
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,894
Oh God, help me!

1068
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,229
Wow, that really was somethin'.

1069
00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:41,900
Come on up here, tacky family.
Come on and say “hello”.

1070
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,903
Wow, that really was fantastic.
You look great.

1071
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,362
What do you have in store for us tonight?

1072
00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:46,905
A big show.

1073
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,407
Well, we are all excited to see it.

1074
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,158
Aren't we, people?

1075
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:51,075
Yeah, let me hear that.

1076
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,244
Let--
let me hear it one more time!

1077
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:53,661
Are you excited? Great?

1078
00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,413
Hey, how about we count this in?

1079
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:56,873
You wanna count this in?

1080
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:57,373
Let's start with--

1081
00:47:57,457 --> 00:48:00,418
- Three, two, one.
- Three, two, one.

1082
00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:01,336
And...

1083
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:11,179
I mean, that is
a ridiculous amount of lights.

1084
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,598
All right. You ready for this?

1085
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,016
For what?

1086
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,392
You know, just put my college degree

1087
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,060
to work.

1088
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:19,395
Okay.

1089
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,939
Okay.

1090
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:30,031
Oh, that-- that's lovely.

1091
00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,200
I mean, it's-- it's pretty.

1092
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,117
Oh. Oh.

1093
00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,244
Just your usual Christmas setup.

1094
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,622
Okay, just wait for it.

1095
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:43,878
♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪

1096
00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:48,466
Oh my goodness,
the eagle has landed, everybody!

1097
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,051
Dennis, pick up sticks, we're movin'.

1098
00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:50,552
No!

1099
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:51,177
- Let's go, people!
- No, no, no, no.

1100
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,096
Let's check it out!
Come on with me!

1101
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,264
No, no. Wait, Dick, Dick!

1102
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,140
No, guys, no!

1103
00:48:56,224 --> 00:48:58,142
The-- the show is still going!

1104
00:48:58,226 --> 00:48:59,602
The show is here!

1105
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,479
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

1106
00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:04,482
♪ Brand new movies, brand new movies ♪

1107
00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,317
Woohoo!

1108
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,444
There she is, everybody, the mothership!

1109
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:09,946
Come on!

1110
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,282
Wow, you got the air dancers goin'!

1111
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:13,658
You got lights, you got music.

1112
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,659
We got everything, folks.

1113
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,661
Check it out, everybody!

1114
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,161
♪ It's stupid ♪

1115
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:17,871
♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

1116
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,498
♪ Is getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

1117
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,458
Ha, ha, ha.

1118
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,294
Come on. Hey, hey!

1119
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,298
What are they doing?
What are they doing?

1120
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,674
Oh, wow!

1121
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,676
Oh my God!

1122
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:31,801
Mm.

1123
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:33,469
Who selected the music?

1124
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,514
Wow!

1125
00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:38,683
- What do you think?
- Oh my God!

1126
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,277
Surprise!

1127
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,278
Hi!

1128
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,030
- I made it, I made it.
- Oh, wow!

1129
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,657
Lovely. Oh God.

1130
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,534
This is great.
What is all this?

1131
00:49:56,618 --> 00:49:58,995
Well, it's our light show.

1132
00:49:59,079 --> 00:49:59,996
- It is?
- Yeah.

1133
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,624
- So this is...
- This is my dad.

1134
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,000
- This is Connor.
- Pleasure to meet you, yeah.

1135
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,710
- Yeah, my pleasure.
- How you doin'?

1136
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:06,336
Yes.

1137
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,086
Hey, nice little hometown people.

1138
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:10,506
Yeah, everyone's come
to see the light show.

1139
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:11,382
Yeah.

1140
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,383
I like it.

1141
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,220
And there it is, folks,
the end of night one!

1142
00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,639
The first event going to Elizabeth Bird!

1143
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,057
What a surprise!

1144
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:22,685
Oh.

1145
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:28,650
Come on, inside the house.
Now! Come on, inside.

1146
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:29,567
Inside, let's go.

1147
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:29,901
Yes.

1148
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,694
Absolutely stupendous!

1149
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,488
We're gonna see you tomorrow, event two

1150
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,199
of the Christmas Classic at ski alto.

1151
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,576
I am Dick Mountain.
I am signing off!

1152
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:43,247
Oh, Bynn, you, too! Come on.

1153
00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:51,005
What the hell is that?

1154
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,715
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

1155
00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:55,718
Oh, it's Akeem's
Nine Morning Festival.

1156
00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,095
That's how they celebrate Christmas

1157
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,429
in his home country of St. Vincent.

1158
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,181
What?

1159
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,600
Who gives a damn?
We're in New Mexico.

1160
00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,060
I do.

1161
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,731
♪ Island Christmas ♪

1162
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,735
♪ Oh yeah ♪

1163
00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:16,364
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1164
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:33,089
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1165
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,635
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1166
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:56,612
I don't know why my dad wants
to buy this place.

1167
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:57,655
It's not that bad.

1168
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,490
Are you kidding me?

1169
00:51:59,574 --> 00:52:01,826
I mean, there's nothin' special about it.

1170
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,495
I sure as hell know why you left
and never wanted to come back.

1171
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,289
Once we own this place,

1172
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,834
I don't see either one of us
ever coming back here.

1173
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,836
Actually, I was thinking of uh,
asking your dad

1174
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,464
if I could oversee the project.

1175
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:18,176
When I'm in California?
Absolutely not.

1176
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,179
I mean, once you're my wife,
you won't have to work.

1177
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,472
Well, we're not married.

1178
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,349
Yet. Soon enough, babe.

1179
00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:28,686
First thing you have to do
is win these ridiculous events.

1180
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,646
Yeah. Yeah.

1181
00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,814
Hey!

1182
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:32,231
- Hi.
- Hey.

1183
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:35,193
Um, this is my fiancé Connor.

1184
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,361
This is uh, Randy.
He owns Ski Alto.

1185
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:39,447
Oh! Heard great things.

1186
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:39,822
Thanks, man.

1187
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,575
Yeah.

1188
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,536
Anyway, I should go check in.
Um, I'll see you in a bit.

1189
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,541
Really like this mountain.

1190
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:50,958
Thanks.

1191
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,377
Excited for the possibilities.

1192
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,670
Also lookin' forward
to hammering out that deal

1193
00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,214
with you after this weekend.

1194
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,466
Huh, assuming Elizabeth wins.

1195
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,220
I'm sure we can come to an arrangement,

1196
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,722
no matter what.

1197
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:05,640
If you'll excuse me,

1198
00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:07,517
gotta make sure we're on schedule.

1199
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,563
Okay.

1200
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,232
Dick Mountain back on the mountain.

1201
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,485
Welcome back to the 20th
Annual Christmas Classic.

1202
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,694
Two events to go

1203
00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:22,365
after last night's light show extravaganza

1204
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:26,744
and our very own Elizabeth Bird
bringin' home the award,

1205
00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,579
goin' totally Griswold

1206
00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:30,540
on all the competition last night.

1207
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:31,916
Wouldn't wanna pay that electric bill.

1208
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,752
But, folks, this year,
we're adding a new category,

1209
00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:38,214
men's and women's international divisions.

1210
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:42,760
But today we are all about
the cardboard sled derby

1211
00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:44,846
and, folks, this one's not for points.

1212
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,597
So come on out, you're invited.

1213
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:49,267
You're all welcome to bring that BDME,

1214
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,894
that big Dick Mountain energy
to the slopes.

1215
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,772
Cut up those old cardboard tax boxes,

1216
00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:57,775
grab some board
and sled with us, join the race.

1217
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,402
All right, we'll see you out here

1218
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:00,570
in the Christmas Classic.

1219
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,458
Wooh!

1220
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,712
Come on, girls, you've got this!

1221
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,006
Nobody likes losers!

1222
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,549
You know, it doesn't matter, right?

1223
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,049
Come on!

1224
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,801
This event is just about having fun.

1225
00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:26,470
It does matter, okay?
Winning is everything.

1226
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:29,265
Well, no, actually having fun
is more important.

1227
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:31,893
Which everyone is having except for you.

1228
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,936
I am having fun!

1229
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,813
All right, come on, you got!

1230
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,948
All right, come on, girls.
Round two, round two.

1231
00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,992
- Simon.
- Simon, Simon.

1232
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,578
Simon says “Dick Mountain
is the best”, right?

1233
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,746
- All right, Simon.
- Yeah, we love Dick!

1234
00:54:59,671 --> 00:54:59,962
Oh!

1235
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:01,548
Uh-oh.

1236
00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:12,808
Oh my God, that was awesome.

1237
00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:13,851
Hey, sweetie, what's your name?

1238
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,478
- Darla.
- Darla.

1239
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,021
Hey, I tell you--
tell you what, Darla.

1240
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:17,563
Here we go.

1241
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,357
Eight, five, five, three, three, three.

1242
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:19,774
Okay.

1243
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:20,858
- Just call me.
- All right.

1244
00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:21,234
- Okay?
- Okay.

1245
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,360
Good to meet you, sweetie.

1246
00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:35,164
Go, girls, go!

1247
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:38,709
You got this, you got this!
Focus, just focus.

1248
00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,044
Okay, just have fun, it doesn't matter.

1249
00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,462
It matters, come on!

1250
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,546
Doesn't matter. Just have fun!

1251
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,339
Little faster. Little faster.

1252
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:43,965
Wooh!

1253
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:44,507
Little faster!

1254
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:44,840
You're great!

1255
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,384
You're great!

1256
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:46,926
- Yes!
- Wooh!

1257
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,473
- It matters.
- Doesn't matter.

1258
00:55:52,557 --> 00:55:53,767
- Shut up!
- Wooh!

1259
00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,062
Come on, now come on.

1260
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:01,732
Welcome back to the afternoon session

1261
00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:03,401
of the Christmas Classic, everybody,

1262
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,027
the one sporting event in the world

1263
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:08,656
where this dick
and the games go hand in hand.

1264
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,659
What a great crowd we have out here today.

1265
00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,744
Now in just a few moments,
we'll be moving on

1266
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:16,747
to one of my three favorite events

1267
00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,416
besides a little cocktail.

1268
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,001
The women's sprint

1269
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:23,713
where Elizabeth Bird
is one win away from unseating

1270
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:27,883
the nine-time champion,
and her sister, Lynn Flynn.

1271
00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:29,593
They've been competing
for their parents' love

1272
00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:30,136
their whole life,

1273
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,096
but it's nothing like this first event,

1274
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:32,763
ladies and gentlemen.

1275
00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:35,850
And there they are,
our competitors at the start.

1276
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:38,102
Living in the city
has made you soft, little sis.

1277
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,687
I think you should just quit now.

1278
00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,939
Huh. Never!

1279
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:44,692
Come on, you're forgetting one thing.

1280
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:47,403
The altitude.

1281
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,530
You can't compete with me.
I live here.

1282
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,449
These are my stomping grounds.

1283
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,450
Oh, yeah?

1284
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,743
So working out inside

1285
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,119
at that cush little country club of yours

1286
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,455
has prepared you for all of this?

1287
00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,124
Oh, please, I have won this
race so many times,

1288
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,460
I could do it in my sleep.

1289
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,962
What has it been for you?
Ten years?

1290
00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:08,424
Come on, I can hear
the cellulite on your thighs

1291
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:09,967
crying out in fear.

1292
00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:11,552
Ew!

1293
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,971
Oh. No, you know what that is?

1294
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:17,600
That's the sound of sheer muscle
of this young, vibrant maiden

1295
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,643
about to beat your old ass.

1296
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,855
So watch and learn, grandma.

1297
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:23,939
This year, ladies and gentlemen,

1298
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,149
I wanna tell you somethin'.

1299
00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,486
We have a new wrinkle.

1300
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,612
Randy, bring out the sleds.

1301
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:29,904
Yep.

1302
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,822
- What?
- Huh?

1303
00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:33,157
What sleds?

1304
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,117
What do you mean?

1305
00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:35,493
There you go.

1306
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,119
What are the sleds for?

1307
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,162
You'll find out.

1308
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:38,954
For the first time in this
event's illustrious history,

1309
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:44,627
our competitors will be pulling
their significant others.

1310
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:45,836
Oh my God.

1311
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,670
All right, Bynn. Come on.

1312
00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:49,173
Look at that all American uniform.

1313
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:51,133
Connor, get over here.

1314
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:51,967
Absolutely not.

1315
00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:52,301
Oh!

1316
00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:53,178
Are you--

1317
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,598
- Uh, Randy.
- Yeah.

1318
00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,642
- Will you...
- Seriously?

1319
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:00,851
Yeah.

1320
00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:02,729
Okay,
I'm not gonna be much help.

1321
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,878
And it's a good start!

1322
00:58:27,962 --> 00:58:31,841
Oh, and Rudolph Elizabeth Bird
tugging and pulling.

1323
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,885
She's got a good full length
on her sister.

1324
00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,679
Lynn does not wanna lose this event

1325
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,224
because she will lose
the whole Christmas Classic.

1326
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,226
The famous flopping around.

1327
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,644
And let me tell you,

1328
00:58:43,728 --> 00:58:44,895
you gotta take a pill for that

1329
00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:47,565
if you want them to straighten out, huh.

1330
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,567
This could be
the other Ride of the Century!

1331
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,863
Look at the look on Lynn's face.

1332
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:54,488
That is Santa.

1333
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:56,907
She wants to get down that chimney

1334
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,743
and deliver the victory
for the crowd there.

1335
00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,621
They're all cheering at me.
Hi, folks.

1336
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:03,497
Look at them crawling on the floor

1337
00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:07,710
like women at a Black Friday sale.

1338
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,212
Who's gonna win?
It looks like it could be--

1339
00:59:10,296 --> 00:59:13,883
Oh, it's Lynn reaching for the finish!

1340
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,259
Nine-time defending champion
Lynn Flynn!

1341
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:15,885
Yes. Yes.

1342
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:16,760
No!

1343
00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:19,221
Clutching victory from the jaws of defeat.

1344
00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:19,889
She wins this

1345
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:22,766
and this pushes the games into a tie

1346
00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,101
with her sister Elizabeth

1347
00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:25,645
going into tomorrow's final event.

1348
00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:29,899
♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

1349
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,735
Jesus Christ, not again.

1350
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,863
How in the hell this place
not have a hotel?

1351
00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,740
Oh my God.

1352
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,120
Lizzie.

1353
00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:44,038
Hey.

1354
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:44,914
Hey.

1355
00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,790
Is everything okay?

1356
00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:48,959
Why'e you really doin' this?

1357
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,294
Because it's fun,

1358
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,130
and I wanna support Akeem
and his traditions.

1359
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,718
Not that.

1360
00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:58,969
The Classic,
and coming here for Christmas,

1361
00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:01,805
and all that other stuff.

1362
01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:04,767
Because I love you guys

1363
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,644
and I've missed you.

1364
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:10,648
Are you sure?

1365
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,107
Yeah.

1366
01:00:12,191 --> 01:00:13,317
I just don't wanna wait that long

1367
01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:16,029
before I see you again, that's all, baby.

1368
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:21,951
You ready for this?

1369
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:22,826
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

1370
01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:23,285
Okay.

1371
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:30,834
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1372
01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:45,350
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1373
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,694
Welcome back to the final day
of the Christmas Classic.

1374
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:58,279
So it all comes down to this!

1375
01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:00,823
This one is called “Flipping the Bird”,

1376
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,701
of course made famous by Elizabeth Bird.

1377
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,995
I was there. I felt it.
We're okay.

1378
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,664
Each competitor
will be wearing wedding attire.

1379
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,833
They'll ski down the hill
and attempt to knock down

1380
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,003
as many of the birds as possible
with their bodies.

1381
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,963
Now each bird is worth one point.

1382
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:18,799
Now whoever knocks down the most, wins.

1383
01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,344
Let the flipping begin.

1384
01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:26,223
Hey, guys.

1385
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:28,017
I noticed that you missed
the first two events.

1386
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,894
I'm sorry, but we were busy.

1387
01:01:32,438 --> 01:01:35,024
Very, very busy, Randy.
You understand.

1388
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,900
Yeah, I-- I understand.

1389
01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:37,610
Well, you gotta compete in the finals

1390
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,154
if you wanna you know,
win the international division.

1391
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:40,613
So...

1392
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,198
Okay, I'll go strap on my skis.

1393
01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:45,200
I will also strap up.

1394
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:46,744
Oh.

1395
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,246
Now here's a fun bit of trivia here.

1396
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,748
Betsy and I used to work together

1397
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:51,373
at the TV station,

1398
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,876
and we had an inappropriate
work relationship,

1399
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,086
and it turned into a toxic marriage.

1400
01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:56,462
Oh.

1401
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,213
Oh, baby, wish me luck.

1402
01:01:58,297 --> 01:01:59,214
I wish you plenty of luck.

1403
01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:00,215
Yeah.

1404
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,052
...this year.

1405
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,011
Kiss for luck.

1406
01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,347
- Baby, I love you.
- Yes, oh, I know.

1407
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:06,930
Mm, one more.

1408
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:08,432
Kiss for luck.

1409
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,309
Show them. Win it!

1410
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,230
There she goes downhill,
kind of like our relationship.

1411
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:16,065
Seems happy with Akeem

1412
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:20,402
and seems like she's headed
towards a really good run here.

1413
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,862
Let's check out her fall line.

1414
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:25,407
Yep, it looks like she's coming
straight down the mountain

1415
01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:27,242
and here we go, boom!

1416
01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:27,660
Well done.

1417
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,202
Oh, love you!

1418
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:33,248
Oh, international division, yeah!

1419
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,253
Not the best showing here
of the game for Betsy Williams,

1420
01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:39,797
I mean, Baptiste.

1421
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,422
Dry mountain again,

1422
01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,925
but her score
will be enough for her to win

1423
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,510
the international women's division.

1424
01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:46,095
Here we go, folks.

1425
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:51,266
The final and only competitor of
the men's international division

1426
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:52,476
is now on the slope.

1427
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,103
Okay. Oh, oh, oh.

1428
01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,981
Uh, you know what?
Let's try something new.

1429
01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,067
Huh? Come on.

1430
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,985
International, we have to improvise!

1431
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,779
Okay, this is something new.

1432
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,322
I guess the rules don't really state that.

1433
01:03:05,406 --> 01:03:07,825
You actually need to ski down the slopes.

1434
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:08,492
This could be a while.

1435
01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:11,078
Hey, great time to cut to commercial.

1436
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:11,829
It's okay.

1437
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,080
Hey, folks, if you're lookin'
to get married,

1438
01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:15,290
I wanna introduce you
to one of my favorite places

1439
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:16,959
here in Ruidoso,

1440
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,503
It's Maria's la Casita de Casamiento,

1441
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,965
That's Maria's House of
Marriage and Mexican Food.

1442
01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,426
Whether you're looking
to eat a gordita or marry one,

1443
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:25,968
come on down,

1444
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,178
‘cause we've got great Mexican food

1445
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,972
and great dresses for the ladies.

1446
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,307
Come on down to Maria's House
of Marriage and Mexican Food.

1447
01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:33,184
Delicioso.

1448
01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:34,977
And we're back to the action.

1449
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,145
Hey!

1450
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:40,399
That's a one!

1451
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,484
So our new international men's champion

1452
01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:43,277
Akeem's, full name, Baptiste!

1453
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,821
Oh, baby, we won it!

1454
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,365
International trophy!
international trophy!

1455
01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:48,824
Okay.

1456
01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,325
There's no international trophy,

1457
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:51,368
but congratulations.

1458
01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:52,161
I'll take that. Thanks.

1459
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,829
- Aw!
- Aw!

1460
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,044
We'll be back with the women's final

1461
01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:02,504
after this commercial break.

1462
01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:04,506
I'm celebrity Dick Mountain

1463
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,176
and when you're lookin'
for some good hardwood...

1464
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,844
Dad, you were right about this place.

1465
01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,513
It's right for a facelift.

1466
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,515
Everything's goin' to plan.

1467
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:17,019
They got a restaurant, they got a bar.

1468
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:17,811
Just one more event.

1469
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,189
So come on down to
Bird's Bear Carving because...

1470
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:20,898
Don't worry.

1471
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:24,026
If Liz can't close the deal,
I know exactly what to do.

1472
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,903
...hardwood. Right, Jimmy?

1473
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,404
The final event
you've all been waiting for.

1474
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,907
Lynn Flynn and Elizabeth Bird, please,

1475
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:30,908
head to the starting gate.

1476
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:31,909
Hey, I gotta go.

1477
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,585
Hey, coach,

1478
01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:44,338
any last-minute words of encouragement?

1479
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,258
No, good luck out there.

1480
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,885
What's wrong?

1481
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,053
Nothin'.

1482
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,931
That wasn't very convincing.

1483
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,351
Look, I don't want things
to be awkward between us.

1484
01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:58,393
What do you want?

1485
01:04:58,477 --> 01:04:59,561
What do you mean?

1486
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,940
I mean, what do you really want,
Elizabeth?

1487
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,442
Randy, I'm engaged.

1488
01:05:05,526 --> 01:05:06,902
That doesn't really answer my question.

1489
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,278
Well, what do you want me to say?

1490
01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:08,946
I-- I--

1491
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:14,117
You're just gonna be
another thing that he owns.

1492
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:15,536
You better get up there.

1493
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,639
Hey.

1494
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,977
I just wanna say
“good luck out there today.”

1495
01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,562
Save it.

1496
01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:44,273
I don't need your little
“take the high road” speech.

1497
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,149
What are you talking about?

1498
01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,319
You know what I'm talking about.

1499
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,446
Why do you think you're better than me?

1500
01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:52,990
What?

1501
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,450
You know, I could ask you
the same question.

1502
01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:59,329
You're the one who left
and never came back.

1503
01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:00,455
Okay, you think you're
better than this place,

1504
01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,291
better than all of us.

1505
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,084
That is not true.

1506
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:05,586
You haven't been home in ten years!

1507
01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,297
You barely ever call.

1508
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,216
You're a stranger to us.

1509
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,136
And you're about to leave us again.

1510
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,223
Why would I try to make this work?

1511
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:25,648
Okay, come on, come on.
You got this, you got this.

1512
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,569
Good luck.

1513
01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:34,657
All right.

1514
01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:04,186
And here she is, folks,
our very own Lynn Flynn,

1515
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,562
taking off down the mountain,

1516
01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,357
seeking her tenth title in a row!

1517
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:11,568
God help us all, that woman loves to brag,

1518
01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:14,029
but we do love this Christmas Classic

1519
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:14,696
and it's gonna be a great finish

1520
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:18,742
as she is heading down the mountain.

1521
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,535
The crowd in anticipation.

1522
01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,537
Her husband excited, of course.

1523
01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:23,330
And here she comes.

1524
01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:27,209
She's just a few feet away
and there is her one,

1525
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,045
two, three, four, fi-- fi--

1526
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:30,796
Wait a minute.

1527
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,507
I think five,
but I'm not sure, I saw four.

1528
01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:34,174
One is teetering.

1529
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:39,221
Could be, might be, the judge says...

1530
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,097
That's a five for Lynn Flynn.

1531
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:43,225
It's a five for Lynn Flynn!
Great score!

1532
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,312
Five, ugh!

1533
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,092
Best surprise
I could ever hope for!

1534
01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:18,385
We had hot chocolate.

1535
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:18,927
We got new clothes.

1536
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,511
We had a snowball fight.

1537
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,638
We built a snowman!

1538
01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:24,224
Ah, I love you, come here.

1539
01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:25,726
Wow, this is so fun!

1540
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:29,522
This is going to be
the best Christmas ever.

1541
01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,032
And this is it, folks.

1542
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:43,577
Last competitor of the day,
Sister Elizabeth.

1543
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,455
Can she unseat her sister?

1544
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,833
The crowd seems to want her to,
and Papa Jimmy certainly does.

1545
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,293
Look at him going crazy.

1546
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,712
Here she comes, Elizabeth Bird.

1547
01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,511
You can feel the tension, folks.

1548
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:03,680
She needs to get more than four.

1549
01:09:03,764 --> 01:09:05,224
Here she comes!

1550
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,355
What do you really want,
Elizabeth?

1551
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,817
And, you-- whoa!

1552
01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:16,735
Uh-oh.

1553
01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,870
That is a five-- four!

1554
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,205
That's a four!

1555
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:30,707
For Elizabeth Bird.

1556
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:32,209
Yes!

1557
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:34,711
- Which means...
- Yes! Yes! Oh, yes!

1558
01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:38,173
The winner of the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic

1559
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,508
is Lynn Flynn.

1560
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:40,842
- Yeah!
- Again.

1561
01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:42,177
- Thank you!
- Yeah.

1562
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,845
Thank you! That's ten!

1563
01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:46,557
Tenth Ski Alto! I did it!

1564
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,810
All right, that wraps up
another exciting year

1565
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,268
of the Christmas Classic!

1566
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:52,896
Boy, what a competition it was.

1567
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:55,398
The sisters really went at it.
We had a great ending.

1568
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,902
Hey, from your favorite Dick,
I'm signing off from Ski Alto,

1569
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:01,321
and we'll see you all down
at Win, Place and Show tonight.

1570
01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:02,823
Good night. See you at the bar.

1571
01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:03,782
Yes!

1572
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,909
Come on, guys.

1573
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:10,664
Ten-peat! Ten-peat! Ten-peat!

1574
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,750
Come on! Yes!

1575
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,253
So cool!

1576
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,421
This is a big deal for me.

1577
01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:21,258
I want you to be happy, Okay?

1578
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,592
Ten-peat.

1579
01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:25,554
Yeah, look at that pretty trophy.

1580
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,889
All right, I wanna get a photo.
Come on.

1581
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,432
Come on, let's get a photo.

1582
01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:31,852
This is so pretty, and it's all mine!

1583
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:32,936
Ooh, oh!

1584
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,437
Shut up.

1585
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:34,729
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1586
01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:37,232
Shut up. Shut up.

1587
01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:40,235
Shut up!

1588
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,863
I cannot take you talking to me
like that anymore,

1589
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,573
or the girls, or your parents.

1590
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:45,907
You do it to everyone.

1591
01:10:45,991 --> 01:10:47,534
You're a bully.

1592
01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:48,451
What?

1593
01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:49,202
Oh my God, your need for control

1594
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:53,582
has turned you into this giant
fire-breathing dragon bitch,

1595
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,543
and now nobody wants to be
anywhere near you.

1596
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,462
Your pathological bedazzling
is a teenage Band-Aid

1597
01:10:59,546 --> 01:11:02,632
on your fear of not being
the prom queen anymore.

1598
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:04,467
Your daughters
don't like wearing that crap.

1599
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:05,760
Why do you think they're so obsessed

1600
01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:07,470
with goth and horror?

1601
01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:10,640
Because their mother
is constantly up their ass

1602
01:11:10,724 --> 01:11:14,477
about having the perfect smile
and the perfect hair.

1603
01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,479
Everything has to be perfect with you!

1604
01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:18,648
And what is this obsession
with winning everything

1605
01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:20,442
every year?

1606
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,611
Oh my God, you wouldn't even
let me enter the games,

1607
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:24,821
or let our daughters join
in the junior division

1608
01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:27,490
because you're afraid someone's
gonna steal your spotlight.

1609
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:29,993
Come on. Grow up.

1610
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662
Give someone else a chance.

1611
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,456
One last thing.

1612
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,499
I don't wanna celebrate our anniversary

1613
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:37,459
on Christmas anymore.

1614
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,585
Why?

1615
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:39,961
The only reason you were so adamant

1616
01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:40,503
that we do that

1617
01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,964
was because you have this savior complex

1618
01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,674
that I don't think you even know about.

1619
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:47,594
You're even competitive with Jesus.

1620
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,762
You can't even let the Son of God

1621
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:50,889
have his own day!

1622
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,559
Let's go, girls.

1623
01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:56,353
Bynn.

1624
01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:03,026
Hey, thanks

1625
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,487
for freezin' your genitals off
out there, you guys.

1626
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,030
It's still little people
that makes this all possible,

1627
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:07,614
all right?

1628
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,033
- To Dick.
- Hey, to Dick, indeed.

1629
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,326
May you all get some this season.

1630
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:13,912
Oh, man.

1631
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,506
You know what this means now, right?

1632
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,841
Now I've gotta call my dad
and ask for more money.

1633
01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:28,468
He's gonna know you failed,

1634
01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:29,970
and he's probably gonna get you fired.

1635
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,846
Do you understand
how that's gonna reflect on me?

1636
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:35,392
I can't believe you put me
in this position.

1637
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,893
You know what, Connor?

1638
01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:38,520
Let me make it a bit simpler for you,

1639
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,897
and maybe your daddy will go easy on you.

1640
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:41,815
I quit.

1641
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,566
You what? You can't quit.

1642
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:44,067
If you quit, we can't--

1643
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,362
We can't what?
Can't get married?

1644
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,405
Well, guess what?

1645
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,906
I don't wanna do that either!

1646
01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:51,866
I don't wanna be married to some coward

1647
01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,910
who can't even stand up to his own father,

1648
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,913
or put his fiancée before his own career!

1649
01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,457
It's over.

1650
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,085
Okay, that's how it's gonna be?

1651
01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:02,544
You all thought

1652
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,421
your sweet little Lizzie came home

1653
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,548
to see you guys for Christmas.

1654
01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:07,924
Well, guess what?

1655
01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:10,510
She wasn't even gonna stop to say “hello”.

1656
01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:13,054
This whole thing was a big accident.

1657
01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:15,765
She came here to buy Ski Alto for my dad

1658
01:13:15,849 --> 01:13:18,852
to turn this whole place
into a mega resort.

1659
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:21,396
She hates you.
She hates this whole place.

1660
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,483
Oh, Lizzie, that isn't true, is it?

1661
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:26,109
Mom, listen--

1662
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:31,573
She bought a round-trip ticket
for the same day.

1663
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,743
All she does is complain about you guys.

1664
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,704
And if that dumbass Randy
would have said “yes”,

1665
01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,790
you guys would have
never seen her in town.

1666
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584
I'm done with this.

1667
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,503
I hope you have a nice, pathetic life.

1668
01:13:47,172 --> 01:13:49,090
Did you know anything about this?

1669
01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:50,550
What?
No, I didn't know about this.

1670
01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:52,469
Oh.

1671
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:56,097
You were going to help them
turn this into a private resort?

1672
01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:57,140
No, no, no.

1673
01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:59,100
It's more complicated than that.

1674
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:02,604
So none of us can ever ski here again?

1675
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,858
Elizabeth, you are better than this!

1676
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,651
Look, I am--

1677
01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:12,155
I am so, so sorry, okay?

1678
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,657
What Connor said was true.

1679
01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:18,912
I came out here to get Randy
to sell this place to my boss

1680
01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:24,125
and we were gonna turn it
into a private five-star resort.

1681
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:26,461
After being here this past week you know,

1682
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:30,465
and watching my mom bake cookies
and put her family first,

1683
01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,802
and my sweet dad who's so gentle

1684
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,679
and non-judgmental with his advice,

1685
01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:39,099
and Akeem learning about your
tradition and watching Betsy,

1686
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:40,642
and how in love she is with you,

1687
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,645
and my sister who cares so much,

1688
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,856
maybe too much, but so much.

1689
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,192
You know, I-- I ran away from this place

1690
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,488
to find some sort of better life and--

1691
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,865
And-- and--
and make a better me.

1692
01:14:55,949 --> 01:15:00,829
But after being here
with all of you guys, I just--

1693
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:08,002
I've never been more myself ever
than right now.

1694
01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:12,674
And I realize that I've never
been in love until now.

1695
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:29,942
♪ I'll put my life in a bottle ♪

1696
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,572
♪ Something to guide your way ♪

1697
01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:43,913
♪ Even if you're too scared to follow ♪

1698
01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:46,291
I actually believe
you did the right thing.

1699
01:15:47,834 --> 01:15:51,588
What do you mean?
Everybody hates me.

1700
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,757
They don't nobody hate you.

1701
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885
If you'd won,

1702
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,261
then they had a reason to hate you,

1703
01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:01,097
but deep down inside,
I think you knew that.

1704
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,932
That's why you pulled up
on that last event

1705
01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:05,226
and lost on purpose.

1706
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,729
How did you know?

1707
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648
I'm your daddy.

1708
01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:17,614
Why don't you just stick around?

1709
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:19,949
Oh, daddy, I-- I don't know.

1710
01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:22,118
I mean, besides family,

1711
01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:25,246
there's just nothing here for me.

1712
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,123
There's Randy.

1713
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:31,628
Oh, I wish that were true.

1714
01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:34,255
I think I blew it with him, too.

1715
01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:36,299
I don't think so.

1716
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:40,595
I think Randy's fine.
He just needs a little time.

1717
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,764
Well, I don't have that luxury.

1718
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:46,226
You know, I gotta get back
to my life in San Francisco.

1719
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:49,103
Your life with Connor.

1720
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:51,814
Your future at Harris Financial.

1721
01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,320
Come on, baby.
Let's just get go home.

1722
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,669
Oh! Okay.

1723
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:08,391
♪ Crashing through the snow ♪

1724
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:11,853
♪ On a janky-ass cardboard sleigh ♪

1725
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,397
♪ I know you could have won that race ♪

1726
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:17,234
♪ I think you wanna stay ♪

1727
01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:26,826
♪ I used to think you were a bitch ♪

1728
01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:29,412
♪ But now I see the light ♪

1729
01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:31,998
♪ Your fiancé is a prick ♪

1730
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:34,375
♪ Will you please be mine tonight ♪

1731
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,211
♪ Your fiancé sucks, your fiancé sucks ♪

1732
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,921
♪ Your fiancé really sucks ♪

1733
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,720
Oh my God.

1734
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:47,889
I thought you'd rather be
caught naked in a blizzard

1735
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:48,431
snowboarding

1736
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:50,391
before you sang in front of anyone.

1737
01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:53,019
Yeah, well, you inspire me
to do a lot of things

1738
01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:55,063
I've never done before, so...

1739
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,023
I hope that's a good thing.

1740
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,817
Very, very good.

1741
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:03,905
Oh!

1742
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,451
Sorry about that. Oh!

1743
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:11,455
Hey.

1744
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,084
Oh, yeah.

1745
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:21,089
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1746
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:26,135
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1747
01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:31,265
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1748
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:35,145
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1749
01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,108
Merry Christmas.

1750
01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:41,943
Best Christmas ever.

1751
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:42,443
Oh.

1752
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:45,822
- Hmm.
- Come on.

1753
01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:46,280
Okay.

1754
01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:51,786
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1755
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:56,499
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1756
01:19:56,583 --> 01:20:01,963
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1757
01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:06,008
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1758
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,986
So, Dick and Aunt Betsy,
you guys just got married.

1759
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:25,820
How do you feel?

1760
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:26,863
Wonderful.

1761
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,030
- I can't get enough.
- Yeah.

1762
01:20:28,114 --> 01:20:28,865
Baby, I just can't get--

1763
01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:30,950
Oh, this woman.

1764
01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:32,869
Jimmy, Helen, how y'all you doing?

1765
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:33,369
Oh, right, okay.

1766
01:20:33,453 --> 01:20:35,830
Oh, we're so happy for our daughter.

1767
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,373
She's so beautiful.

1768
01:20:37,457 --> 01:20:39,125
She's gonna be a beautiful bride.

1769
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:40,209
Oh, here they come.
Here they come.

1770
01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:42,295
Oh. Oh, yes.

1771
01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:43,921
Look at ‘em.

1772
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,174
Uh, well, maybe you're right, okay?

1773
01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:51,053
All right.
Okay, that's it, there you go.

1774
01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:53,055
All right, wedding of the century.

1775
01:20:53,139 --> 01:20:54,182
How do you guys feel?

1776
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,475
Best day of my life.

1777
01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:56,893
I can't wait to marry this guy.

1778
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:57,560
Hey, baby.

1779
01:20:57,644 --> 01:20:59,395
Why don't you come over
and get a picture with us

1780
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,563
for the last time as a Bird?

1781
01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:02,523
Okay, daddy. Ah!

1782
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:09,363
All right. How does that feel?

1783
01:21:09,447 --> 01:21:11,032
I'm the happiest man alive.
She's magic.

1784
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,992
I love you, sis! Yeah.

1785
01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:14,076
- Nothing better.
- All right.

1786
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,619
She lights up my whole universe.

1787
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,370
My sister's getting married!

1788
01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:17,914
You ready to run?

1789
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:18,873
Absolutely not.
She's everything to me.

1790
01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:19,207
Watch out!

1791
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,596
What was that? Oh!

1792
01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,229
I might need another drink!

1793
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,064
Uh-oh. You guys okay?

1794
01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,161
♪ Feels like I just shed my skin ♪

1795
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:22,455
♪ And let the cold air do me in ♪

1796
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,999
♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

1797
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:27,543
♪ Sunshine ♪

1798
01:23:27,627 --> 01:23:29,378
♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

1799
01:23:29,462 --> 01:23:31,714
♪ Around the same time every year ♪

1800
01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:34,717
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

1801
01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:37,386
♪ My mind ♪

1802
01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:42,058
♪ Sunshine, come save me again ♪

1803
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,768
♪ Oh, please ♪

1804
01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:50,232
♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

1805
01:23:50,316 --> 01:23:53,695
♪ Never let it come to be ♪

1806
01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,575
♪ Sunlight take me ♪

1807
01:23:59,659 --> 01:24:02,203
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

1808
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:07,083
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

1809
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,502
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

1810
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,171
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

1811
01:24:12,255 --> 01:24:16,717
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

1812
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:18,594
♪ Seems it's getting warmer ♪

1813
01:24:18,678 --> 01:24:21,180
♪ And my mind is getting clear ♪

1814
01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:24,100
♪ Oh, my mind ♪

1815
01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:26,560
♪ My mind ♪

1816
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:29,105
♪ Sunshine has come ♪

1817
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:32,901
♪ To save me again ♪

1818
01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:40,282
♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

1819
01:24:40,366 --> 01:24:42,786
♪ Thanks for bein' my friend ♪

1820
01:24:46,372 --> 01:24:48,749
♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

1821
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:51,419
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

1822
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:56,132
♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

1823
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:58,592
♪ Sunlight take me ♪

1824
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:01,137
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

1825
01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:05,433
♪ Never let me be alone ♪

1826
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:07,768
♪ When it rains ♪

1827
01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:10,813
♪ Or it pours ♪

1828
01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:12,773
♪ Makes me blue ♪

1829
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:15,317
♪ Like the dress you wore ♪

1830
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:17,486
♪ Ain't it strange ♪

1831
01:25:17,570 --> 01:25:20,740
♪ That when it's warm ♪

1832
01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,575
♪ You fade away ♪

1833
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,828
♪ And I get born ♪

1834
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:38,132
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1835
01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:40,176
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1836
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:43,137
Yeah! The swing, the swing.

1837
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:48,184
♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

1838
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:53,147
♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

1839
01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:55,441
Hey, why you callin' me on Christmas?

1840
01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:00,529
Well, what do you mean we're not divorced?

1841
01:26:00,613 --> 01:26:03,532
Why didn't you sign the papers?

1842
01:26:03,616 --> 01:26:04,158
No!

1843
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,619
No, no, I'm not giving you
half of the resort

1844
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,870
in the settlement.

1845
01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:10,164
No, absolutely--

1846
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,832
Okay, you know what?
Here's my offer.

1847
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:15,669
You beat me in the Summer Classic

1848
01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:21,634
and half the resort is yours.