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(Digital Whooshing)

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Downloaded from
YTS.BZ

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(Droning)

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ

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(Happy Western Music)

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(Happy Western Music)

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♪ How much did it cost ♪

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♪ To look the other way ♪

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♪ All your highfalutin lord ♪

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♪ And you’ll pay, pay, pay ♪

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♪ Do you know what you’ve done ♪

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♪ Lord you better pray, pray, pray ♪

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♪ That hill you’re standing on ♪

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♪ Will be a valley someday ♪

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(Crow Cawing)

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♪ I don’t know what it’s worth ♪

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♪ To be a money man ♪

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♪ To have the whole world offered to me ♪

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♪ On a silver plate in hand ♪

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♪ To turn your head while evil reigns ♪

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♪ Looks easy for you ♪

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♪ When you walk in the valley ♪

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♪ It ain’t easy to do ♪

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♪ How much did it cost ♪

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♪ To look the other way ♪

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(Crow Cawing)

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♪ All your highfalutin lord ♪

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♪ And you’ll pay, pay, pay ♪

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(Happy Western Music)

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(Happy Western Music)

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♪ Oh if I had the money ♪

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♪ I make sure that it’s spent ♪

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♪ Fuel the fire burning ♪

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♪ In the heart of the two percent ♪

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♪ There’s be a cure for cancer ♪

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♪ There’s be a cure for AIDS ♪

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♪ I’d make politicians pay ♪

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♪ Lie in the bed they make ♪

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♪ I said, how much did it cost ♪

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♪ To look the other way ♪

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♪ All your highfalutin lord ♪

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♪ And you’ll pay, pay, pay ♪

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♪ Do you know what you’ve done ♪

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♪ Lord you better pray, pray, pray ♪

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♪ ‘Cause that hill you’re standing on ♪

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♪ Will be a valley someday ♪

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(Happy Western Music)

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(Happy Western Music)

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♪ How much did it cost... ♪

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Henry: Good morning, McConadilla.

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Oh. You-you got tangled there, bud.

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Let me get that for ya.

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♪ Will be a valley someday ♪

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♪ How much did it cost... ♪

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♪ ‘Cause that hill you’re standing on ♪

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♪ Will be a valley some... ♪

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♪ Be a valley someday ♪

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(Bones Crack)

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(Happy Western Music)

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(Happy Western Music Fades)

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Henry: Dude, 27 views.

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It's a new record.

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(Mysterious Music)

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(Indistinct TV Happy Exclaims)

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Henry (Recording): He-he. Dumbass.

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(Indistinct TV Explosions)

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TV Voice: You said that! You said that!

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Henry (Recording): Don't
point your finger at me, bud.

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Dang, I think that talkin'
coconut's up to no good, y'all.

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TV Voice: You can talk!
I got a talking plant.

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Henry (Recording): Nah,
dude, what you got here

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is a dude under a table
actin' a dang fool.

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TV Voice: Boy I never been to college...

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)
I ain’t been around much

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)
but I be willing to bet

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)
there’s no such thing...

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I'll be willin' to bet you
ain't these thumbs, mister.

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I'mma keep 'em safe and sound,
right here in my pocket. For...

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For, for fuck's sake!
The hell is going on?

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)

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(Mysterious Music)

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Henry: Hello?

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(Boris Indistinct Singing)

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Henry: Can you really not hear me?

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(Awkward Piano Music)

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Hey, you... Oh! Hey.

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-I'm just messin' with you, man. -Hi.

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I live right there. So I was just

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-wondering how much longer
you. Ivan: Hey, where is the charger?

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-The what? -The charger.

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Excuse me?

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Give me a second, pal.

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The charger.

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Oh it's...

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Wherever you put it!

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Ivan: Ehh...

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This guy's an idiot. He's a fucking moron.

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He puts the charger somewhere,
he rolls the charger,

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he lays it down.

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I don't know where he puts the charger.

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How am I supposed to know
where he puts the charger?

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Anyway, good talk. We
will go back to work.

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No, wait. See, you're
making a lot of noise.

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)

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(Laughs)

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-Noise. -Right.

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-You don't want the noise? -Exactly.

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Oh... Put it on silent.

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Perfect.

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)

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Silent!

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Henry: I'm telling you to stop!

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(Grass Cutter Rumbling)
(Curious Piano Music Plays)

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You're telling us to what?

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Well, I'm not telling you,
I'm really asking you.

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See, I'm filming a TV show, you know?

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-Ohh... -It's a web show, really.

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He's in the Valley and
he's filming TV show.

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It's actually a web show.

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I have 25 subscribers. Well, he does.

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(Ivan and Boris Chuckle)

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Ivan: Is that a rat?

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No. No, no, no. It has shell.

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I think it's turtle.

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It's an armadillo, but close.

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Funny, you say that.

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They're the only mammals that have shells.

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It's pretty cool.

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-No. -Yeah.

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No, it's turtle.

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That's ridiculous. Turtles are reptiles.

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(Birds Chirping)

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Are you giving me shit?

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No, sorry. I'm sorry. No.

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(Ominous Music)

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Oh! Hey!

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(Grunts and Screaming)

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You know, I think he dresses
like bunny and fucks this.

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Ivan: Hey! -No!

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(Grunts) (Dramatic Stinger)

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(Grass Cutter Rumbles)

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No!

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(Dramatic Stinger)

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Henry: It's gonna be okay, bud.

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(Sad Music)

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(Skin Rubbing) (Water Running)

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(Sad Music)

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(Fabric Rustle)

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(Sad Music)

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Henry: And now for another movie review...

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from your favorite dilla, McCona...

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(Groovy Drum Music)

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(Indistinct Female Voice Singing)

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(Indistinct Female Voice Singing)

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(Phone Rings)

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(Phone Rings)

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Hello. Or should I say "Ello?"

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Labyrinth Shirt: I'm sorry. What was that?

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When you hired me, you had
this that said "Labyrinth."

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There's an eighties movie called

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Labyrinth with a British
worm. He's like, "'Ello!"

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Labyrinth Shirt: Uhh... Four years ago?

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What can I do for ya?

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Labyrinth Shirt: Look up
work order number 7-6-5-1-3.

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Yeah, I don't remember that one.

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Labyrinth Shirt: It's
the one you let Hendricks

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talk you into doing for him.

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The one that subsequently got delivered

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to the client, completely unstable.

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Henry, you need to think about
your commitment to this company.

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Food for thought. Gotta go.

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Labyrinth Shirt: Henry, this is serious.

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They know you're slacking off
an their time on that puppet shit.

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So, the other guys are taking advantage.

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You know, working from home is a privilege

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not an excuse to play with your toys.

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All right, all right. (Phone Buzzing)

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Labyrinth Shirt: I need you
to go over to the portal

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and look up the most recent...

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(Groovy Drum Music Swells)

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♪ Can I get a shoutout! ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ For all the angels ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Down in SD we keep it lax ♪

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(Indistinct Singing) (Beeping)

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Hey, babe.

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Melissa: Don't bother. I'm coming in now.

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Shit.

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Hey, babe.

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Just give me a second.
Just give me a second.

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Melissa: Look, you know
that whole engagement thing

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that had you so freaked
out a couple of weeks ago?

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(Groovy Drum Music)

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Well, you're off the hook.

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I'm gonna move to Seattle
and live with my parents.

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Long story short, Henry,
I'm gonna grow up.

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By movin' in with your parents?

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I don't understand.

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I'm moving to Seattle, Henry.

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- But we live here. - No, we don't.

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Now, you no longer have
a girlfriend to ignore.

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You're free to choose your
fantasies over actual life,

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like every other cliché man-child.

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Well, what about all your stuff?

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Your new ottoman and
the robe I just got you?

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I have everything I need.

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Henry: What about your toothbrush?

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Melissa: I'll get another.

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(Groovy Drum Music)

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(Groovy Drum Music Stops)
(Crickets Chirping)

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(Fire Crackling)

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(Dramatic Ominous Music)

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(Glass Cracks)

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(Dramatic Ominous Music)

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(Dramatic Ominous Music)

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(Grunt)

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(Dramatic Ominous Music)

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It's just you and me now, bud.

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(Dramatic Ominous Music)

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Wish I was more like you.

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Not give a fu-(Yawns)

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(Crickets Chirping)

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(Dramatic Ominous Music Stops)

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(Crickets Chirping)

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(Dramatic Whoosh)

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Boris (VO): I think he dresses
like bunny and fucks this.

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Labyrinth Shirt (VO): They
know you're slacking off

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and spending their time
on that puppet shit.

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So, the other guys are taking advantage.

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Melissa (VO): I'm moving
to Seattle, Henry.

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Now, you no longer have
a girlfriend to ignore.

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You're free to choose your
fantasies over actual life,

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like every other cliché man-child.

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(Deep Heart Beat)

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(Dramatic Stinger)

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(Thumping)

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(Thumping)

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(Dramatic Stinger)

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(Thumping Amplifies)

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(Dramatic Stinger)

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(Thumping Amplifies)

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(Distant Siren Blares)

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(Car Honking)

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(Distant Siren Blares and Thumping Stops)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Crow Cawing)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Metal Squeaks) (Water Running)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Distant Gulping)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Squeaks and Clanks)

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(Birds Chirping)

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(Footsteps)

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Henry: There you are, bud.

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(Audio Glitches)

261
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,169
(Indistinct Chatter and Clicking)

262
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,588
(Audio Glitches)

263
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,590
Henry (Recording): Don't
put your finger in me, bud.

264
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,883
(Indistinct Chatter)

265
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,301
Henry (Recording): Dang.

266
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,724
"One inch slit."

267
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,978
(Beeping)

268
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,651
Henry (Recording): From now
on, you gotta ask yourself, WWSD.

269
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,028
What would Seymour do?

270
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,655
'Cause for dang sure he'd
feed them, their families,

271
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,033
and their pets to that talking coconut.

272
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,409
When did I say that?

273
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,662
Henry (Recording): Feed me.

274
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,456
Miracle-Gro.

275
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,250
Feed me Miracle-Gro.

276
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,962
(Birds Chirping)

277
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,215
Hm...

278
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,887
Henry (Recording): This feels weird, dude.

279
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,515
Feel kinda gross, but also free.

280
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,475
Like that dude in Shawshank Redemption

281
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,477
who crawled through the
river of shit for his freedom.

282
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,645
You know what I mean?

283
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,522
I like to think it was
mostly Beef 'n Cheddars.

284
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,607
That's what I'd eat every
day if I was a meat bag.

285
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,817
The fuck?

286
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,030
(Birds Chirping)

287
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,162
(Ding)

288
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,872
McConadilla: Ooh, I hope
that's Beef 'n Cheddars.

289
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,166
(Dillo with Henry’s Voice) Got
me a hankerin' all of a sudden.

290
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:21,003
(Dramatic Stinger)

291
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,216
(Dramatic Stinger Stops)

292
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,885
Woman: Jesus, Henry.

293
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,474
Stop it. Stop it.

294
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,060
Dude, you better clean this up.

295
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,942
(Suspenseful Ominous Music)

296
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:48,281
(Birds Chirping)

297
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,451
(Clanking and Rustling)

298
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,914
(Loud Thumping)

299
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,417
McConadilla: Jackpot.

300
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,712
Well, hey, partner.

301
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,881
All right, this is gonna
seem like a weird question,

302
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,841
but we got any roast beef up there?

303
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,467
I can't reach that high.

304
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,886
(Screeching Stinger)

305
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,095
You all right?

306
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,473
(Dramatic Stinger) (Thump)

307
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:25,359
(Ominous Magical Music)

308
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,454
Uh, really, dude?

309
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:43,002
(Ominous Magical Music)

310
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,922
All right, all right.

311
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,926
So... you talk now.

312
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,220
I've always talked.

313
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,639
You mean without your hand up my ass?

314
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,142
(Ominous Magical Music)

315
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,436
What was that?

316
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,189
What? I had an itch.

317
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,359
-No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did.

318
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,778
-No, you didn't. -Yes, I did.

319
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,947
You need fucking nerve endings

320
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,740
and, like, blood vessels to have an itch.

321
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,450
-Are you done? -What the hell is happening?

322
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,077
I mean, please, continue
human-splainin' to me

323
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,161
my reality.

324
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,665
(Ominous Magical Music)

325
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,381
You should see your dumbass
face right now, bro.

326
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,801
(Chuckling)

327
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,305
(Maniacal Laughter)

328
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,271
(Maniacal Echoes and Fades)

329
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,648
(Crow Cawing) (Birds Chirping)

330
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,817
TV Man: You’re watching K-B-P-T-Tv.

331
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,736
West Hills public access. Channel 93.

332
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,656
Serving West Hills California
and surrounding areas

333
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,159
of the beautiful San
Fernando Valley, since 1952.

334
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,706
All right. Right where I left him. Good.

335
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,667
(Happy String Music on TV)

336
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,127
Henry: Did I leave the TV on last night?

337
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,254
McConadilla: Nope. I'm
just an early riser.

338
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,090
You're not anything.

339
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,926
Whatever, dude. Today is the
day we take control of your life.

340
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,429
What am I supposed to do?

341
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,474
Talk to my fuckin' puppet
like it's totally fucking normal?

342
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,767
Heck yeah, man.

343
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,894
(Dillo Grunts)

344
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,022
(Determined Music)

345
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,441
Stop! Fuckin' stop!

346
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,443
What?

347
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,820
It's just creepy and weird.

348
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,864
Well, how about you give
a fella a hand, then?

349
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,782
So I don't have to
disgust your fragile eyes

350
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,326
with my Lieutenant Dan situation

351
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,578
Which would fittingly make you F

352
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,996
Fuck you.

353
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,626
Fucking... Unhand me, you son of

354
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,129
Stay.

355
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,595
I should probably see a doctor.

356
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,764
Probably.

357
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,098
Henry (Recording): I think
that talkin' coconut's

358
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,058
is no good, y'all.

359
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,602
You can talk to the fucking plant...

360
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,812
(Glitched Voice Recording)
(Glitched Grass Cutter)

361
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,148
(Grass Cutter Rumbling)

362
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:13,027
(Playful Piano Music)

363
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,821
Hey!

364
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,243
Don't you have somewhere
else you could be whackin' off?

365
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,787
I'm in the middle of a show here.

366
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,998
Do you hear me?

367
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,958
(Playful Piano Music)

368
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,754
Hey.

369
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,467
I remember you. Cry baby.

370
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,180
What? You come back for a fucking beating?

371
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,265
What are you, stupid?

372
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,893
(Ominous Violin Music)

373
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,853
No.

374
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,273
"I'm your huckleberry."

375
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,192
Huh?

376
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,779
(Dramatic Stinger)

377
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,617
(Grunts and Thumps)

378
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,204
(Screeching Creepy Music)

379
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,377
(Grunts and Thumps)

380
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,880
(Dramatic Slash)

381
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,802
(Grunts)

382
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,852
(Heavy Breathing)

383
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,152
(Grunts)

384
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,156
(Panting)

385
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,159
(Distant Dog Barking)

386
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,288
(Grunts)

387
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,374
Fuck!

388
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,793
(Distant Dog Barking)

389
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,883
McConadilla: (Evil Laughter)
Hey! Ho! Ho! Is he dead?

390
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,302
What the fuck!

391
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,970
(Evil Laughter)

392
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,638
Who's the cry baby now, bitch?

393
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,391
(Evil Laughter)

394
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,519
Buddy, it'll be all right.
I know exactly what to do.

395
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:15,441
(Screeching Ominous Music)

396
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,947
(Distant Dog Barking)

397
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,450
(Screeching Ominous Music Fades)

398
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,411
All right, lookit. Do exactly as I say

399
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,455
and nobody will suspect a thing.

400
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,415
You sure?

401
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,292
Just do it.

402
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,170
(Birds Chirping)

403
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,006
(Grunts)

404
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,008
(Distant Dog Barking)

405
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,052
(Meat Crunching)

406
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:47,765
(Dillo Chuckling)

407
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,185
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

408
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,104
(Dillo Chuckling)

409
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,606
Fuck.

410
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,774
(Ominous Music)

411
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,192
Just one more thing.

412
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,581
(Dramatic Stinger)

413
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,667
McConadilla: Feels good, don't it?

414
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,795
We ain't takin' nobody's
shit no more. Yeehaw!

415
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,382
(Mysterious String Music)

416
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,177
(Tape Peels)

417
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,598
(Mysterious String Music)

418
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,058
McConadilla: Uh... You all right?

419
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,310
Henry: No. No!

420
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,146
McConadilla: You just took
back control of your life, dude.

421
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,773
We should be celebratin'.

422
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,359
Those bitches won't be
fuckin' with us anymore.

423
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,944
It was a horrible accident.

424
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,198
I should be callin' the
cops. They'll understand.

425
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,909
Shit. You didn't do nothin'.

426
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,703
I killed that guy!

427
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,163
For fuck's sake. You were
wearin me, weren't you?

428
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,124
So technically, you didn't kill nobody.

429
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,293
And he kilt hisself the
second he punched us.

430
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,836
Why'd you grab the shears?

431
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,255
Heck, man. It was all a
blur. Heat of the moment.

432
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,339
A tragic accident.

433
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,341
But I learned from it and you should too.

434
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,218
Look, I'm sorry, man,

435
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,178
but you were just punchin' the dude.

436
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,471
That ain't illegal.

437
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,265
Kinda is.

438
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,143
Whatever. You didn't murder nobody. I did.

439
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,147
Hey, you ain't gonna turn me in, are ya?

440
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,524
I'm too cute to go to jail, man.

441
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,695
Nobody else gets hurt.

442
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,072
Heck, no. Just a couple of
church mice from now on.

443
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,407
That's you and me.

444
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,492
But also from now on,

445
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,454
ain't nobody pushin'
around Henry fucking Simms.

446
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,790
(Playful Western Music)

447
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,963
♪ Hey your dad’s a preacher ♪

448
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,090
♪ But mine is a lawman ♪

449
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,510
♪ It’s a shame they never
knew what was real ♪

450
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,973
♪ And I miss my poor mama
and all her goodwill ♪

451
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,768
♪ But I ain’t afraid of having to kill ♪

452
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,980
♪ We’ll show ‘em what we’re made of ♪

453
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,734
♪ After the fight we’ll
know who’ll stand ♪

454
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:07,488
♪ We’ll live higher than ever ♪

455
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:12,910
♪ We’ll watch as the
whole thing burns down ♪

456
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,871
(Playful Western Music)

457
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,832
(Inaudible Singing)

458
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,507
(Playful Western Music Fades)

459
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,258
(Birds Chirping)

460
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,135
(Indistinct Radio Chatter)

461
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,640
(Distant Dog Barks)

462
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,726
Cam: Why has no one come forward on this?

463
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,186
It's broad fuckin' daylight.

464
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,271
Probably 'cause of who the victim is.

465
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,941
(Suspenseful Ominous Music)

466
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,360
(Indistinct Radio Chatter)

467
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,197
That's rough.

468
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,246
(Suspenseful Ominous Music)

469
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,874
(Distant Dog Barks)

470
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,169
(Cam Grunts)

471
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,469
Classic shears to the eye suicide?

472
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,595
(Laughs)

473
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,055
That's not even the best part.

474
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:23,647
"Couldn't take it anymore.
I kilt myself. Sorry."

475
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:27,067
(Laughs)

476
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,487
(Birds Chirping)

477
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,323
(Laughs)

478
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,534
(Dramatic Stinger)

479
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,619
(Laughs)

480
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,329
Shut the fuck up.

481
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,624
Hey, shut the fuck up!

482
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,209
(Laughs Stop)

483
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,420
A lotta dangerous people

484
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,464
who probably wouldn't
find this very funny.

485
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,299
Jolene: Let's just say...

486
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,052
there's gonna be a war.

487
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,139
Cop: That feel good, Caruso?

488
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,937
(Suspenseful Violin Music)

489
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,316
(Liquid Pours)

490
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:15,449
(Suspenseful Violin Music)

491
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,955
(Russian Accent) My
sister-in-law came to see

492
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,165
me this morning,

493
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,293
bawling her eyes out.

494
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,257
Says my big brother had been
missing for two fucking days.

495
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,885
Never came home from work.

496
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:37,930
Then police come knocking.

497
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:40,682
They found him dead.

498
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,311
Thrown into the LA river like a dog.

499
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,816
Stabbed to death with
his own hedge trimmers.

500
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,694
Boris, my sweet, stupid brother,

501
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,323
who would never hurt a fucking fly.

502
00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:01,995
He... he was never a part
of this thing of ours,

503
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:07,209
but whoever did this, now they, they are.

504
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,922
Find them and kill them.

505
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:17,970
Boris was an idiot. But he was my idiot.

506
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:22,516
(Digital Goofy Roaring)

507
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,689
King Quan: This is adult talk, Mushu-moy.

508
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:32,401
(Dramatic String Music)

509
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,988
But he was my idiot.

510
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,656
Come on, sweetheart.

511
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,994
Which means he was your idiot.

512
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,454
A Weaslovian brother.

513
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,082
And what don't we fuck with?

514
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,584
Weaslovia!

515
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,335
King Quan: Close. What else?

516
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,299
Bad intentions and sharp weapons.

517
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,009
Not quite.

518
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,929
Exercising on empty stomach.

519
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,600
Try again.

520
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,852
Holiday travel.

521
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,274
Family.

522
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:16,320
You're goddamn right. Family!

523
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,072
This is his business associate.

524
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,908
Ivan: Let me at this motherfuck...

525
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,828
Ivan here says that he
has some information.

526
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:28,290
End this dickshit.

527
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,418
But keep it quiet.

528
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:36,256
I don't want to hear about
any shootouts in the suburbs.

529
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:42,679
Now get the fuck out!

530
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,098
Go!

531
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,225
(Screams Echoing)

532
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,645
(TV Indistinct Noise and Speech)

533
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,314
TV Man: Alright, see, now you tell me...

534
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,566
If that plant is finished. All grown up!

535
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,526
TV Man 2: Finished all growing up?

536
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,528
(Beep)

537
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,030
TV Man: Me idiot!

538
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,658
(Beep Continues)

539
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,992
Man: Grab the... (Clanking)

540
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,243
Man 2: You...

541
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,412
No, no, you hold it
here. I'll hold it there.

542
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,374
Blue: Just one second guys!
I know I have it in here...

543
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:11,750
Oh no.

544
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,752
Think they got a body in that rug?

545
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,421
Worse. New neighbor.
(Indistinct Outside Chatter)

546
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,631
In the rug?

547
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,257
Fuck!

548
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,342
McConadilla: So what?

549
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,843
You don't get it, dude.

550
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,261
They're gonna come knock.

551
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:24,805
They're gonna wanna meet us

552
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,015
and they're gonna be askin' questions.

553
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,351
"Hey, do you know what
the trash schedule is?"

554
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,644
"Hey, do you know any good restaurants?"

555
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:31,979
It's fuckin' awful.

556
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,775
Hey, you see that?

557
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,361
McConadilla: Shit. Yeah, baby,
I know a good restaurant.

558
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,363
-It's called my di... -Are you done?

559
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,864
Yeah.

560
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:47,285
(Suspenseful Music)

561
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,704
Shit!

562
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,248
(McConadilla Laughs)

563
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:53,917
You dumb shit.

564
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,377
Now you're that creepy guy next door

565
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,837
watchin' her through your window.

566
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,172
Yeah, that was pretty weird, wasn't it?

567
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,424
McConadilla: Oh, yeah, dude.

568
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,217
She's just gonna think
about that creep next door

569
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,468
starin' at her through the window.

570
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:04,594
And when the cops eventually

571
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,762
canvass the neighborhood and say,

572
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:06,888
"Seen anything weird, ma'am?"

573
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,098
"Heck, yeah, Officer."

574
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,393
Blue: I'm sorry, guys.
It's in here somewhere.

575
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,188
(Birds Chirping)

576
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:20,110
Henry: Hi. Welcome to the neighborhood.

577
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,988
Hey. Are you my neighbor?

578
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,365
I am.

579
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:26,992
Cool.

580
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,244
(Birds Chirping)

581
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,039
Does that look like a
front door or a gate key?

582
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,707
Uh...

583
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,209
(Metal Clanking)

584
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,671
Also, do you know when
the trash guys come?

585
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,884
I do. I can confidently say,

586
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,928
after years of observational data,

587
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,181
whenever the heck they want.

588
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,143
Ha! This one. Got it.

589
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,104
(Scoffs)

590
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,737
Blue: Fuck!

591
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:06,990
Henry: I got you.

592
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,451
(Thump) (Unlock)

593
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,704
Thanks.

594
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,791
We're good, boys.

595
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,502
Door is open, guys.

596
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,089
Is that your place?

597
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,051
Henry: Yeah.

598
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,012
By the way, I have some WD-40 in my garage

599
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,555
that'll fix that door.

600
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,516
McConadilla: Ain't nothin'
a little lube can't fix,

601
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,683
am I right?

602
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,894
This dude's got a whole
drawer full of every ki...

603
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,146
(Dramatic Gong Stinger)

604
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,821
Blue: Okay, I'm gonna need an explanation.

605
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,865
(Suspenseful Music)

606
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,911
That is McConadilla.

607
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,748
McCona-What?

608
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,168
Well, he's an armadillo
and he's Texan. So...

609
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,756
He has an online movie review show

610
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,883
that he reviews old movies on.

611
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,426
He does, does he?

612
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:09,803
He does.

613
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,139
You know, I have a YouTube channel, too.

614
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,851
It's mostly kitten videos
at this precise moment,

615
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,520
but I really wanna do
some true crime stuff.

616
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,232
I'm just waitin' for the idea, you know?

617
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,570
But I'm gonna have to check
out what you got goin' on.

618
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,697
McConadilla: Yeah, you will...

619
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,158
(Fake Awkward Laughter)

620
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,703
You know, I'm still waitin'
for the big idea myself.

621
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,163
But until then, it's just

622
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,998
reviewing and rating old movies.

623
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,749
Rating?

624
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,878
Yeah. He gives them one
out of five "All rights."

625
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,962
You know, like,

626
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,256
"I give this movie three
all rights outta five."

627
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,510
"All right, all right,
all..." Yeah, it's...

628
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,512
Let me see him again.

629
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:55,891
Sure.

630
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,977
(Emotional String Music Plays)

631
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,689
Now he's playing possum.

632
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,150
Thanks for the smooth intro, Slick.

633
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,401
How you doin', darlin'?

634
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,202
You're pretty good at that.

635
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:16,494
(Chuckles)

636
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:17,996
He's cute.

637
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,165
Hear that, meat bag? She called me cute.

638
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,417
(Birds Chirping)

639
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,545
All right. I gotta get going.
Otherwise they'll take forever.

640
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,088
-Sure. -But, umm

641
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,256
it was really nice meeting you...

642
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,217
(Birds Chirping)

643
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,801
Henry.

644
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,845
I'm Henry.

645
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,350
Cool. I'm Samantha, by the way.

646
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,809
McConadilla.

647
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:44,731
It was very nice meeting
you too, McCona...

648
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,233
McConadilla: McConadilla.

649
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,068
Right.

650
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,111
Yeah.

651
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,406
Since we're neighbors, maybe
we should exchange numbers.

652
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,034
Yeah.

653
00:33:58,912 --> 00:33:59,955
(Ding)

654
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,164
AirDropped you.

655
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,876
All right. I'll text you so you have mine.

656
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,795
Cool.

657
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,383
(Birds Chirping)

658
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:18,181
TV Man: Entire military
base at your disposal!

659
00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:21,309
(Indistinct TV Chatter)

660
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,687
Hey, what the fuck?

661
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:29,401
New rule. No talkin' to anyone but me.

662
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,154
Number one meat bag. Got it?

663
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,073
All right, you're King Meat Bag.

664
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,449
I'm serious.

665
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,617
McConadilla: So dramatic.

666
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,077
TV: I brought him to you.

667
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,288
They don’t understand.

668
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:46,668
(Mysterious String Music)

669
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:58,513
(Mysterious String Music)

670
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:09,983
(Mysterious String Music)

671
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:20,243
(Mysterious String Music)

672
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,288
(Hums and Grunts)

673
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,042
(Hums and Grunts)

674
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:33,089
(Mysterious String Music)

675
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,885
(Armadillos Screeching)

676
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,560
(Armadillos Screeching)

677
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:53,777
(Mysterious String Music)

678
00:35:56,446 --> 00:36:00,950
(Panting)

679
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:10,335
(Sniffling)

680
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,421
(Knocking)

681
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,387
You wanna get outta here?

682
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:24,057
(Chaotic Country Music Plays)

683
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,771
♪ I got a B.O.B that
stands for Bug Out Bag ♪

684
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:33,274
♪ I’m gonna strap it on and
get the fuck outta dodge ♪

685
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:38,154
♪ Ain’t coming back with this old pack ♪

686
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,616
♪ Well it’s all winding down ♪

687
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,493
♪ It’s gonna go to shit ♪

688
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,496
♪ Ain’t gonna catch me with
my pants around my ankles ♪

689
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,206
♪ I’m long gone ♪

690
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,709
♪ Ain’t coming home ♪

691
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,506
♪ Well I got me a compass
and a trusty map ♪

692
00:36:56,589 --> 00:37:00,051
♪ This ain’t no stick in
bandana style hobo sack ♪

693
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,803
♪ If we end up crossing paths ♪

694
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,555
♪ You best exercise caution ♪

695
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:07,392
♪ Or I’ll introduce your ass
to my sawed off shotgun ♪

696
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,893
(Chaotic Country Music Stops)

697
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:14,315
(Birds Chirping)

698
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,819
(Clank) (Liquid Rattles)

699
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,990
(Birds Chirping)

700
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,873
(Footsteps)

701
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,208
(Door Opens)

702
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,211
(Door Closes)

703
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,718
(Birds Chirping)

704
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,056
(Birds Chirping)

705
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,308
Hey.

706
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,060
Hey.

707
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,897
My brother sucks donkey dicks.

708
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,482
Plural?

709
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,774
Massive ones.

710
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,943
We had tickets to see Wheel-barrel Joe

711
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,153
and the Clickety Clacks.

712
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,614
They're playin' tomorrow
at the Chili Bordello.

713
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,700
He has work, so he bailed.

714
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:09,162
But that means I have a spare ticket.

715
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,039
Maybe if you have time.

716
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,125
They are, like, the best
jug band you'll ever see.

717
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,420
(Crow Cawing)

718
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:20,590
That would probably be a
good thing for me to do.

719
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,469
-I mean, yeah. Sounds great. -Cool.

720
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,137
Cool.

721
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,805
I can text you the details

722
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,390
and we'll figure out the rest tomorrow.

723
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,600
Sounds great.

724
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,602
-Perfect. -Lookin' forward to it.

725
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,274
(Birds Chirping)

726
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,696
(Door Shuts)

727
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,782
You should grab a beer, bud.

728
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,159
You know what? I think I will.

729
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:52,956
(Happy String News Music)

730
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:58,002
Man: From the valley to the sea
to all over Southern California.

731
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,963
It's gonna be a good fuckin' day.

732
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,757
Man: Thank you for joinin'
us at West Hills Action News.

733
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,717
Woman: I'm Alice Jim.
Man: And I'm Jim Alice.

734
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:05,969
Preliminary reports on

735
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,638
what is now being called
a spree of murders...

736
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:09,973
Watchin' the news. Really?

737
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,100
Woman: Seem to point
towards gang rivalries.

738
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,769
One of the victims now
identified as Boris Mustela.

739
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,853
Holy shit.

740
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,773
Brother to a wanted man
known to officials as "King Quan,"

741
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,401
a leader to a Weaslovian crime family.

742
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,902
Quan has been allegedly

743
00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,530
expanding their operations locally...

744
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,074
That dude was in a fucking crime family?

745
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,450
We had that big earthquake

746
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,244
only a few days ago, and now this...

747
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:32,787
West Hills, man.

748
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,914
Man: I do, Alice Jim. For example,

749
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,374
you just saying the word "earthquake"

750
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,252
makes me want to shake you uncontrollably.

751
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,088
On a lighter note, officials
are looking for a missing man-

752
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,423
Henry: I can't watch this.

753
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:46,134
If you have any information, please con...

754
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,261
(Dramatic Stinger)

755
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:55,101
(Screeching Creepy Music)

756
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,234
(Sliding and Clicking)

757
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:09,657
(Scary Drum Music)

758
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:16,414
(Screeching Creepy Music)

759
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:28,384
(Screeching Creepy Music)

760
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,981
(Screeching Creepy Music)

761
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:57,664
(Screeching Creepy Music)

762
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:12,136
(Screeching Creepy Music)

763
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,817
(Screeching Creepy Music)

764
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:50,550
(Scary Drum Music)

765
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:07,483
(Scary Drum Music Amplifies)

766
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,821
(Hits and Grunts)

767
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,949
(Heavy Breathing)

768
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,954
Wait, wait, wait! What is going on?

769
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,622
You tell me, dead man.

770
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,709
Oh, my God!

771
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,838
Drop the fuckin' knife!

772
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,384
Stop fuckin' ignorin' me!
What are we doin' right now?

773
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,927
Enough bullshit!

774
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:37,305
Get outta here before you get hurt.

775
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,348
Fuckin' funny.

776
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,350
(Metal Clank)

777
00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:43,144
(Scary Drum Music Stops)

778
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,788
This is for Boris, my motherfucker.

779
00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:09,295
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

780
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,214
King Quan (Phone): So, it's done?

781
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,508
I fucking got him.

782
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,717
Well, we're fucked now.

783
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,552
Bizzy: Better, he knocked out cold.

784
00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:17,845
King Quan: That's my boy, Bizzy.

785
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,348
Bizzy: I serve him to you
on the silver platter.

786
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,724
-What happened? -Maybe I can swing by, and...

787
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,100
King Quan: Kill him and come back home.

788
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,478
I was savin' our ass till you woke up.

789
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,646
Hey!

790
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,482
Sir! I don't mean you any harm!

791
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,275
-Yeah, right. Henry: Look, if you won't leave,

792
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:32,819
I will take what you want.

793
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,695
-Gross. Bizzy: Stay right fucking there!

794
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,113
(Grunts and Clanking)

795
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,198
(Hectic Music)

796
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,783
McConadilla: Unless you wanna fuckin' die,

797
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,451
I'd start thinkin' about
puttin' me back on.

798
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,536
What?

799
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,831
I'll splatter brain all over
ugly wall, you bitch fuck!

800
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,333
McConadilla: Henry, for fucks sake!

801
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,795
Remember how much you
hate bein' called names?

802
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:52,713
You gonna let him call you "bitch fuck"?

803
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:56,801
Remember the anger,
Henry. You hate them all!

804
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,136
Bizzy: I don't know what is
with you, but no more games.

805
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,931
I am kill you. I get celebrate.

806
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,642
McConadilla: Now or never, fuck nugget.

807
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,102
(Henry Screams)

808
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,896
(Frantic Music)

809
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,732
(Gun Cocking)

810
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:13,734
(Roar)

811
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,279
(Frantic Music)

812
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,947
(Grunts)

813
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,783
You done fucked up now, boy.

814
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,328
McConadilla (Muffled): You
done fucked up now, boy.

815
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,163
(Grunts)

816
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,417
(Frantic Music)

817
00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:31,961
(Knife Slashing)

818
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,756
(Creepy String Music)

819
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:39,969
(Bizzy Gasping)

820
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:45,349
(Bizzy Gasping)

821
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:51,814
(Creepy String Music)

822
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:57,486
(Bizzy Gasping)

823
00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:03,034
(Creepy String Music)

824
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:09,040
(Panting)

825
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,796
McConadilla (Echoes): Is he dead?

826
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,883
(Ominous EDM Music)

827
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,846
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

828
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,932
(Dramatic Whoosh)

829
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,850
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

830
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,727
(Birds Chirping)

831
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,021
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

832
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,273
(Henry Grunts)

833
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,192
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

834
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,985
McConadilla: Wait, what do you mean

835
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,445
this has happened before?

836
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,322
And what do you mean, asleep?

837
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,907
You should be proud of yourself.

838
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,326
You defended your castle
against these assholes

839
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,955
with your eyes closed,
literally You should've seen it.

840
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,123
(Dramatic Whoosh)

841
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,212
(Knife Slice)

842
00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:59,256
(Ominous Droning Music)

843
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,764
(Ominous Droning Music)

844
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,144
(Ominous Droning Music)

845
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,105
This is for Boris.

846
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:16,732
Hey, why are you stabbin' yourself?

847
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,025
Huh?

848
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,318
(McConadilla Roars)

849
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,903
(Knife Slashes)

850
00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:24,281
(McConadilla Evil Laughs)

851
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:26,409
(Henry Grunts)

852
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,329
(Ominous Droning Music)

853
00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,498
McConadilla: Quit stabbin' yourself.

854
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,083
(Indistinct Arguing and Hits)

855
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,960
(Indistinct Arguing) (Stabbing)

856
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,586
McConadilla: Quit
stabbin' yours (Stabbing)

857
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,631
-Come here. Come here. -No! No!

858
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,758
(Indistinct Arguing)

859
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:44,260
What the fuck?

860
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:50,182
(Henry Grunts)

861
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:54,395
(Ominous Droning Music)

862
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,273
(Metal Ding)

863
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,192
So anyway, ain't gotta
worry about him no more.

864
00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,821
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Music)

865
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,414
(Cheerful Slavic Phone Ringtone Cuts Off)

866
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,991
Just the one?

867
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,993
I don't know. How many
crows it to make a murder?

868
00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:10,494
And I'm sleepin' through all of it?

869
00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:11,746
Yep.

870
00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:14,665
That just seems... Impossible.

871
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,292
(Ominous Stinger)

872
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,461
(Fly Buzzing)

873
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,087
McConadilla: I mean,
they just keep comin'.

874
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:23,049
What am I supposed to do? Let
'em kill ya? We're family.

875
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:26,343
But, hey, by some miracle,
you got yourself a date tonight.

876
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:27,595
So, you need to wash up,

877
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,180
and start thinkin' about
the Clickety Clacks.

878
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:30,598
(Fly Buzzing)

879
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,349
(Happy Saxophone Music)

880
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,351
♪ I’m feelin’ myself ♪

881
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:36,270
♪ Feelin’ myself, yeah ♪

882
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:39,857
(Happy Saxophone Music)

883
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,236
(McConadilla Laughter)

884
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:49,700
♪ I’ve got to tell you somethin’ baby ♪

885
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:57,792
♪ I’m not the same as yesterday ♪

886
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:05,966
♪ I’ve been thinking
about you lonely lady ♪

887
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,594
♪ Lady ♪

888
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,849
♪ I’ve got to stop this whole charade ♪

889
00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:19,396
♪ Nowadays I’m living
life in the fast lane ♪

890
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,942
♪ Let’s go get the champagne,
cause I’m bad as hell ♪

891
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,319
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

892
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,655
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

893
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,240
♪ Headed straight to the dance floor ♪

894
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,825
♪ You... ♪

895
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,541
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

896
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,626
♪ Only cause you looking so fine baby ♪

897
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,002
♪ No lie baby ♪

898
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,465
♪ So c’mon now, c’mon now,
c’mon now... put it on me ♪

899
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:54,890
♪ You ought to see all the
ways that I'm changing ♪

900
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,017
♪ You so amazing ♪

901
00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:03,107
♪ You're gonna see all
the world is a game and ♪

902
00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:06,610
♪ It's mine for the
takin' so I'mma take it ♪

903
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,321
♪ You and I should head to JFK ♪

904
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,198
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

905
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,284
♪ Only cause you looking so fine baby ♪

906
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,660
♪ No lie baby ♪

907
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:17,538
♪ You and I could simply fly away ♪

908
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,415
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

909
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,960
♪ So c’mon now, c’mon now,
c’mon now... put it on me ♪

910
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:24,420
♪ I’m living life in the fast lane ♪

911
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,882
♪ Let’s go get the champagne,
cause I’m bad as hell ♪

912
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,259
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

913
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,595
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

914
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,180
♪ Headed straight to the dance floor ♪

915
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,764
♪ You... ♪

916
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,100
(Knife Slashing)

917
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:40,186
♪ Nowadays I take a lap on the catwalk ♪

918
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,188
♪ Let's go, no I can't stop ♪

919
00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:44,148
♪ ‘Cause I’m bad as hell ♪

920
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,108
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

921
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,234
(Knife Slashing)

922
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,944
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

923
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,487
♪ Headed straight to the dance floor ♪

924
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,072
♪ You... ♪

925
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,202
♪ 'Cause I'm feelin' myself ♪

926
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:58,162
♪ Yes I'm feelin' myself ♪

927
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,331
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

928
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,458
♪ Yeah I'm feelin' myself ♪

929
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,127
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

930
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,712
♪ Headed straight to the dance floor ♪

931
00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:08,297
♪ You... ♪

932
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,559
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

933
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,561
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

934
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,605
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

935
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,024
♪ Yeah I'm feelin' myself ♪

936
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,568
♪ Living life in the fast lane ♪

937
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:33,030
♪ Let’s open the champagne,
cause I’m bad as hell ♪

938
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,407
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

939
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,743
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

940
00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:39,328
♪ Headed right to the dance floor ♪

941
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:40,913
♪ You... ♪

942
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:45,834
♪ Nowadays I take a lap on a catwalk ♪

943
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:49,255
♪ Let's go, no I can't stop
'cause I'm bad as hell ♪

944
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,799
♪ I'm bad as hell ♪ (Music Fades)

945
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,969
King Quan: I would appreciate
it if the supposed professional

946
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:58,555
hitman I paid big money for
could be a little less casual.

947
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:04,311
I mean, my men go into that
house and none come out.

948
00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:08,065
It a black fucking hole!

949
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:10,234
Man: Cover your six, asshole,
you're supposed to be on my team

950
00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,318
What?

951
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,237
Man: No, no, no, not, not
you. You guys said I could

952
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,030
do this my way. If that's
not good enough for you,

953
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:17,116
then do it your damn self. But hang on,

954
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:18,993
look, I've got a league
tournament all week.

955
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,078
-Then I'll take care of your pr... Fuck your tournament.

956
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,538
Man: I've already started my recon.

957
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,331
And I don't quit till it's fuckin' done.

958
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,791
My services are guaranteed.

959
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,334
Hey, fuck your fucking mother, man!

960
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:28,877
Look, give me till next week, all right?

961
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:32,965
Fuck your mother, you dick
shit! I will have no men left.

962
00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:36,302
You are worst hitman in West Hills!

963
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:41,098
(Happy Saxophone Music)

964
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,479
(Happy Saxophone Music
Stops) (Dog Whimpers)

965
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:51,066
You making poopies? That's my little girl.

966
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,862
Good girl. Good poopies. Good poopies.

967
00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:59,908
(Happy Saxophone Music)

968
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,746
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

969
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,248
♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

970
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:19,636
♪ I’ve got to tell you somethin’ baby ♪

971
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:27,728
♪ I’m not the same as yesterday ♪

972
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:35,903
♪ I’ve been thinking
about you lonely lady ♪

973
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,530
♪ Lady ♪

974
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:43,786
♪ I’ve got to stop this whole charade ♪

975
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:49,333
♪ Nowadays I’m living
life in the fast lane ♪

976
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,878
♪ Let’s go get the champagne,
cause I’m bad as hell ♪

977
00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:55,255
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

978
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,591
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

979
00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,176
♪ Headed right to the dance floor ♪

980
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,761
♪ You... ♪

981
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,477
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

982
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,562
♪ Only cause you looking so fine baby ♪

983
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:11,939
♪ No lie baby ♪

984
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,402
♪ So c’mon now, c’mon now,
c’mon now... put it on me ♪

985
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:24,827
♪ You ought to see all the
ways that I'm changing ♪

986
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,954
♪ You so amazing ♪

987
00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:33,043
♪ You're gonna see all
the world is a game and ♪

988
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:36,547
♪ It's mine for the
takin' so I'mma take it ♪

989
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,258
♪ You and I should head to JFK ♪

990
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,135
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

991
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:43,220
♪ Only cause you looking so fine baby ♪

992
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,596
♪ No lie baby ♪

993
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:47,474
♪ You and I could simply fly away ♪

994
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:49,351
♪ You know you got a ticket to ride baby ♪

995
00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,813
♪ So c’mon now, c’mon now,
c’mon now... put it on me ♪

996
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,314
♪ I’m living life in the fast lane ♪

997
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:57,860
♪ Let’s go get the champagne,
cause I’m bad as hell ♪

998
00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:00,154
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

999
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,489
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

1000
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,074
♪ Headed straight to the dance floor ♪

1001
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,659
♪ You... ♪

1002
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,205
♪ Nowadays I take a lap on the catwalk ♪

1003
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,207
♪ Let's go, no I can't stop ♪

1004
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,168
♪ ‘Cause I’m bad as hell ♪

1005
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:16,670
♪ I’m bad as hell ♪

1006
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:19,047
♪ Walking right through the front door ♪

1007
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,591
♪ Headed right to the dance floor ♪

1008
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,759
(Metal Door Rumbles) (Music Fades)

1009
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,388
McConadilla: You'll be all right.

1010
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,015
As long as you stick with me, pal.

1011
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,851
(Ominous Music)

1012
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,649
(Muffled) Help!

1013
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,242
Hey, sis. Sorry I'm late.

1014
00:54:49,203 --> 00:54:50,329
Hey, miss.

1015
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,459
Waitress: What can I get for ya?

1016
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,962
Can I get a double bacon big
beach burger and an ice tea?

1017
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:01,006
What do you want? I'm kind
of in a bit of a rush,

1018
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:05,052
I'll get a lemonade.
And a large beach fries.

1019
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,720
Would you like those curly or straight?

1020
00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:07,971
Give 'em to me straight.

1021
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,181
Waitress: Sounds good.

1022
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:11,225
(Crickets Chirping)

1023
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,603
Okay, what's up with you?
What's with all the rush?

1024
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,897
All right, you cannot
say anything to anybody.

1025
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,149
Okay.

1026
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,278
West Hills has a serial killer.

1027
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:25,822
Oh...

1028
00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:28,784
Yeah. Even pullin' in
the FBI, for fuck's sake.

1029
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,786
I'm hopin' they'll let me help.

1030
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:34,331
'Cause guess where all the
victims are. My house, bitch.

1031
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,209
Congratulations, bro.

1032
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,254
I know, I sound ridiculous,
but I'm so fucking stoked.

1033
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,713
I'mma waitin' for somethin' like this.

1034
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:43,966
You know how long I've been
waitin' for my break like this.

1035
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:46,510
Wait, so they're gonna let
you help with the investigation?

1036
00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:49,888
Well, not yet. But all the
bodies are in my morgue,

1037
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,766
so figure I'll drag that
out as long as I can.

1038
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,184
Just weasel my way in.

1039
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:57,187
Rumor has it they're
creating a task force.

1040
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,898
Wait, this could be my first

1041
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:01,567
video for my true crime channel.

1042
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:02,901
What did I just say?

1043
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:06,905
Okay, fine, fine. But, still,
it's a great opportunity.

1044
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:08,824
Congrats, bro.

1045
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,451
Just gotta be ready when
luck strikes, you know?

1046
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,745
Should I be worried?

1047
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:15,998
Nah, not at all. It's,
like, organized crime shit.

1048
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,333
But, still, it's a big deal.

1049
00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:22,963
So, what about you? How's
your, your Facebook channel goin'?

1050
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,507
-YouTube. -YouTube. Right, yeah. Good?

1051
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,136
Yeah, it's good. It's, it's getting views.

1052
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,514
Actually, my neighbor
has a YouTube channel.

1053
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:34,641
He, like, reviews movies and stuff.

1054
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,477
We've gone on a few dates.

1055
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,480
Yeah, nerds need love too.

1056
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,732
(Scoffs) Jerk.

1057
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:43,650
Thank God the food's here.

1058
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:45,777
I'm starving. All this
murder talk makes me hungry.

1059
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,571
You're so weird. So weird.

1060
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:50,115
Thank you. Hot.

1061
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,743
-Those are mine! -So what?

1062
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,078
(Playful String Music)

1063
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:57,247
McConadilla: Dude, lookit.
It's your stupid-ass girlfriend.

1064
00:56:57,331 --> 00:56:58,874
Right? Eh?

1065
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,668
Eh?

1066
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,087
Eh?

1067
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:08,300
(Playful String Music)

1068
00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:10,636
McConadilla: 'Sup, dude?

1069
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:14,222
Look what I can do now.

1070
00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:18,143
What you readin'?

1071
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,898
(Plastic Crinkling)

1072
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:29,279
(Grunting)

1073
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:34,409
(Ominous Violin Music)

1074
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:41,792
(Ominous Drum Music)

1075
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:48,507
(Ominous Violin Music)

1076
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:51,760
Hey.

1077
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:56,056
(Birds Chirping)

1078
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:00,644
-Hey! Blue: Henry?

1079
00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:04,523
Henry? Are you yelling?

1080
00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:07,067
(Ominous Violin Music Stops)

1081
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,446
Who are you yelling at?

1082
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:15,117
Oh, my God, your nose.
I'll get you a tissue.

1083
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,952
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.

1084
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:22,332
It happens a lot lately.
Hey, it's good to see you.

1085
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,792
Hi.

1086
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,962
What are you doing for supper tonight?

1087
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:31,466
Nothing in particular.
Hopefully eating it.

1088
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,803
Well, how about you eat
supper that I made you

1089
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,347
at my place at seven o' clock?

1090
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,977
-Sounds great. -Cool. Cool, I'll see you then.

1091
00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,604
Just get cleaned up. Cleaned up?

1092
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,064
I'll clean up, yeah.

1093
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:51,528
(Birds Chirping)

1094
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:56,491
(Clock Ticking)

1095
00:58:57,075 --> 00:59:01,121
(Metal Screeching)

1096
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:08,336
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1097
00:59:10,338 --> 00:59:15,218
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1098
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:21,183
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1099
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,604
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1100
00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:30,901
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1101
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:33,278
McConadilla: Fuck.

1102
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:39,367
(Metal Screeching) (McConadilla Grunts)

1103
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:43,038
Uh... I've been thinkin'.

1104
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,416
-Aha. -One word. "Vigilante."

1105
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,503
I reckon it's time we
follow our destiny, man.

1106
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:52,255
Yeah. We could drive
around looking for crimes.

1107
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,090
Get one of them police scanners.

1108
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:55,217
What are you, new?

1109
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,010
(Ding) Biking! Look, Neighbor app

1110
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,387
says some dudes are swingin'
a stick at 7-Eleven.

1111
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,306
Scarin' little old ladies and shit.

1112
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:04,351
I wish somebody would sack up
and save the motherfuckin' day.

1113
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,979
Sounds like a lotta innocent
folks would get hurt, so...

1114
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,690
Innocent? It's Los Angeles, dude.

1115
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:13,318
99% chance anyone is an asshole.

1116
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,822
That's legitimately the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.

1117
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,615
I'm Batman.

1118
01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:20,534
Did you just...

1119
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:21,743
I'm Batman.

1120
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:25,288
I'm just tryin' it on.
Don't be hatin'. You try.

1121
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:27,541
-Fuck off. -Try it.

1122
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:32,754
I'm Batman.

1123
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:34,589
Yeah, you are. (Laughs)

1124
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,508
All right, all right. I'm Batman.

1125
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:39,052
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I'm vengeance.

1126
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,555
Okay, okay. I'm Batman.

1127
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,931
Batman. You're Batman.

1128
01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:44,307
-I'm Batman. -We're Batman.

1129
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:45,934
-I'm Batman. -We are Batman.

1130
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:47,477
-I'm Batman. -I'm Batman.

1131
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,104
-You're Batman. -I'm Batman. I'm Batman.

1132
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:50,230
I'm the Batman now.

1133
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,565
I am, I am Batman.

1134
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,275
-I'm Batman. -We're Batman. Hey. Okay.

1135
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:54,901
I'm Batma... No.

1136
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,279
You're right. Batman's
a little bitch anyway.

1137
01:00:57,362 --> 01:01:00,282
He don't even kill!
And we sure as shit do!

1138
01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:02,617
We're like Punisher, and Spawn,

1139
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,871
Killin' folks nobody would
be ma for killin'. It's beautiful.

1140
01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:06,955
No!

1141
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:09,249
Can't you take a fuckin' hint?

1142
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,418
We're not doing that shit anymore.

1143
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,086
I gotta get my life together, man.

1144
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:16,131
(Birds Chirping)

1145
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:22,304
(Mysterious String Music)

1146
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:28,059
(Thump) (Long Gasp)

1147
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:30,854
(Burp)

1148
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:32,647
McConadilla: The heck are you doin'?

1149
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,358
Me? Whatever the heck I want.

1150
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,610
You tough guy now?

1151
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,237
I'm sorry, do you have a
grievance you'd like to share?

1152
01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:40,989
Am I neglecting you?

1153
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:43,909
Are my sentient puppet's
feeling being ignored?

1154
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:45,535
Whatever, dude.

1155
01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:48,914
(Clanking) (Grunts)

1156
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:53,668
(Grunts and Gasps)

1157
01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:55,754
We'll hang later, I promise.

1158
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:58,798
I saw someone creepin'
around Blue's earlier,

1159
01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:00,258
so I invited her over.

1160
01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,760
Just to, you know, keep an eye on her,

1161
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:04,095
or, I don't know, protect her.

1162
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,933
But what that means is
I have to figure out

1163
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:11,019
how to make somethin'
for supper in two hours.

1164
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,230
And I could kinda use your help.

1165
01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:17,984
McConadilla: Eh... Meat bag's comin' over?

1166
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,486
This is gettin' ridiculous.

1167
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,612
You're losin' control, man!

1168
01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:21,821
Losing?

1169
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,323
Done lost, you mean.

1170
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,868
Dude, help me cook supper
or leave me the hell alone.

1171
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,038
Jesus.

1172
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,207
It's every five minutes with this thing.

1173
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,541
All right.

1174
01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,001
I know exactly what to do.

1175
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,505
(Mysterious String Music)

1176
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,175
I'm just sayin', by their very nature,

1177
01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:43,927
meat bags can't be trusted.

1178
01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,638
Now, I trust you. You're all right.

1179
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,140
But lady meat bags? Bro.

1180
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:50,517
Bro!

1181
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,727
Did we just make three kinds of potatoes?

1182
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,563
(Mysterious String Music)

1183
01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,691
Oh! We also did breadsticks.

1184
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,693
Sweet. I thought we screwed up.

1185
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:02,070
All right, what else should
we do? Should we do salad?

1186
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,321
Way ahead of ya.

1187
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:04,739
(Whip Effect)

1188
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,199
(Doorbell) Shit, she's here.

1189
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:07,450
Shut up for a while.

1190
01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:08,618
You better put me on.

1191
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:09,911
Why? No.

1192
01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:11,788
'Cause I do feel neglected, to be honest.

1193
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,373
And I got more shit to say.

1194
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:14,874
Unless you want her to have a heart attack

1195
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,751
when she sees a talkin' 'dilla
that ain't gettin' fisted.

1196
01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:17,836
Don't do this.

1197
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:19,295
Allow me to paint you a picture

1198
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,131
of what could happen
while you sleep tonight.

1199
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:25,844
(Both Laughing)

1200
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,138
Hey, look at you.

1201
01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:30,265
(Door Shuts)

1202
01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,309
What are you doing?

1203
01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:35,770
(Romantic String Music)

1204
01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:37,772
Makin' food.

1205
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,232
You did this joke already.

1206
01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,317
-This one? -You wooed me.

1207
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,028
-I did? -Now it's just...

1208
01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:45,447
-Hot. -Weird.

1209
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,535
Seriously.

1210
01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:51,995
Put it down.

1211
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:53,788
Smells good in here.

1212
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,458
Blue: What did you cook?
(McConadilla Screams)

1213
01:03:58,043 --> 01:04:01,379
Potatoes, potatoes,
somethin' else, I forget.

1214
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,798
I appreciate the gesture,

1215
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,384
but I don't want you to ruin your puppet.

1216
01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:08,303
Oh...

1217
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,430
He can use the fresh air.

1218
01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:11,973
Trust me, he's startin' to smell.

1219
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,225
Cheers to you.

1220
01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:15,810
(Clank)

1221
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,606
Blue: How many have you sold?

1222
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,358
Henry: I'm pretty much the only one

1223
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,194
that buys them, so far.

1224
01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:29,240
Blue: How cute! Did you
draw all these, too?

1225
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:30,408
Henry: I did.

1226
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,660
-Really? -Yeah.

1227
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,496
Don't look so surprised.

1228
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:37,624
(Romantic String Music)

1229
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:41,169
Is that a Hattori Hanzo?

1230
01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:42,337
It is...

1231
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,380
A replica.

1232
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:45,882
Duh...

1233
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:47,967
You wanna hold it?

1234
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,762
It's pretty legit, but sharp as hell.

1235
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:52,180
I must warn you.

1236
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:55,433
No, no. I respect the
sanctity of a collectible.

1237
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:58,061
Fuckin' A.

1238
01:04:58,186 --> 01:04:59,646
(Crickets Chirping)

1239
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:01,481
(Mysterious Music)

1240
01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,108
I didn't know you had another puppet.

1241
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,567
Henry: Yeah, it's just something

1242
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:06,277
I've been working on for a few months.

1243
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:07,695
McConadilla (Distantly): What the fuck?

1244
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,032
(McConadilla Grunts)

1245
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:13,284
(Goofy String Music)

1246
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:14,702
(McConadilla Grunts)

1247
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,205
Fuck you, meat bag!

1248
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:18,748
Blue: It was getting chilly.

1249
01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,375
Henry: It is, isn't it?

1250
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,128
Looks like a cave in here.

1251
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,089
Yea, stuff’s old.

1252
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:28,800
Man 1: Probably happened ages ago.

1253
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:30,009
Man 2: You sure it’s safe?

1254
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,719
Who knows.

1255
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,138
That’s what makes it exciting!

1256
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,223
I say we split this cave

1257
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,683
and go to Vegas.

1258
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,184
Yeah!

1259
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:39,686
There’s a cave-in!

1260
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:41,688
(Men on TV Screaming)

1261
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,108
He was right. They should
have split and went to Vegas.

1262
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:47,402
They should’ve found this weeks ago!

1263
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,946
Man 3: Remember that thing crash...

1264
01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,657
Had to eat someone to survive.

1265
01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:55,034
What if they only ate parts of each other.

1266
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,578
So no-one has to die.

1267
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,246
Who gets eaten first?

1268
01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,040
We’ll draw straws.

1269
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:02,876
Who’s part is cut off on the looser.

1270
01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,794
It’s up to the looser.

1271
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,505
( Dramatic Stinger )

1272
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:11,801
Blue: They're gonna cut off his arm?

1273
01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:13,261
Henry: They're gonna need a bigger knife.

1274
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:14,470
( Laughs )

1275
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,015
( Scary Music ) ( Man Screams )

1276
01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:18,850
( Exclaims )

1277
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,021
( Scary Music ) ( Man Screams )

1278
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,320
You know what they should've done?

1279
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,448
-Split and went to Vegas. -Split and went to Vegas.

1280
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,283
( Both Laughing )

1281
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:41,164
( Friendly TV Music )

1282
01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:49,172
( Ominous String Music )

1283
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,347
( Ominous Whoosh )

1284
01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:58,556
( Blue and Henry Laugh )

1285
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,767
-There you go. -Well, that was fun.

1286
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,227
Yeah. Thanks for comin'.

1287
01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:05,271
How about I return the favor?

1288
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,273
Say Friday?

1289
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:08,691
Sounds perfect.

1290
01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:11,778
Let's... Let's do it here, though.

1291
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:12,987
( Mysterious Music )

1292
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,073
Okay.

1293
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:18,701
I am gonna be adding some
proteins and vegetables.

1294
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,996
And no McConadilla.

1295
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,414
100%.

1296
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:24,499
And about that.

1297
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,962
Look, I want you to know that
I've come to realize that...

1298
01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:32,924
he's a really, really bad influence,

1299
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,301
you know?

1300
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,263
No, you don't. No, that sounds weird.

1301
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:41,057
What I'm tryin' to say is that

1302
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:42,976
( Crickets Chirping )

1303
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:46,688
I'm starting to see clearly that

1304
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:50,900
my relationship with McConadilla
has gotten out of hand.

1305
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:55,363
And I don't know what
brought him to life this way,

1306
01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:56,990
I really don't.

1307
01:07:58,658 --> 01:07:59,826
He's...

1308
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,120
( Mysterious Music )

1309
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,580
He's makin' me do things.

1310
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:09,085
And he says they're in our best but...

1311
01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:15,133
Henry, what are you tryin' to say?

1312
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,010
Just that...

1313
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:22,265
I've been using that
puppet as an excuse for...

1314
01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:26,144
absolutely terrible behavior.

1315
01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,396
( McConadilla Grunts ) ( Dramatic Whoosh )

1316
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,106
And so...

1317
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,150
I've come to realize

1318
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,985
that the best thing for me...

1319
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:38,656
is just to get rid of that whiny,

1320
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,242
weak-ass little bitch.

1321
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:43,870
( Mysterious Music )

1322
01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,205
That sounds great, Henry.

1323
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,541
Yeah.

1324
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,127
Good for you.

1325
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:53,880
( Silly Trumpet Music )

1326
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,762
( McConadilla Growls )

1327
01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:04,140
( Silly Cartoony Stinger )

1328
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,476
( Phone Dials and Beeps )

1329
01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,354
Dispatch: 911. What's your emergency?

1330
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,856
Henry: I know this is
going to sound crazy,

1331
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:15,735
but, okay, I have this
puppet, an... arm-armadillo.,

1332
01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:17,862
And he's, well,

1333
01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:20,656
he's, become sentient and he's...

1334
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,159
He's making me kill all these people.

1335
01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,577
And he says it's self-defense,

1336
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,496
but that's startin' to
sound like bullshit.

1337
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:28,081
Oh, God. Fuck.

1338
01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:29,957
( Men Chuckle and Exclaim )

1339
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,043
That's it?

1340
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:36,089
Okay, boys, put out an
APB on a killer armadillo.

1341
01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:38,925
( All Laugh )

1342
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,260
( Crickets Chirping )

1343
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,137
Help!

1344
01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:47,975
Help!

1345
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:52,605
( News Channel Intro Music )

1346
01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,982
( Crickets Chirping )

1347
01:09:58,277 --> 01:09:59,404
Dude.

1348
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,571
Ex: Hey, it's me.

1349
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:03,157
I need to swing by and pick
up my grandmother's blanket.

1350
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,451
It's in the chest at the foot of the bed.

1351
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,662
No crying or groveling, please.

1352
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:09,038
Just leave it on the porch for me...

1353
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,164
What an asshole.

1354
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,916
Jim: I'm Alice Jim. TV Lady: And I'm...

1355
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:13,668
McConadilla: You know what
you should do? Piss on it.

1356
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,294
I just can't fuckin' believe her.

1357
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,255
Better yet, sprinkle some cyanide.

1358
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,673
Maybe some ricin.

1359
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,007
( Indistinct TV Chatter )

1360
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,801
( Ominous Music )

1361
01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,141
( Ominous Music )

1362
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,479
Jim (TV): Such lovely news, Alice.

1363
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,314
I hope that kitten finds its family.

1364
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:38,025
In breaking news today, as
West Hills police confirmed

1365
01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:40,319
the existence of an active serial killer,

1366
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:43,364
dubbed the Monster of West Hills,

1367
01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:45,366
brutally murdering six people,

1368
01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:47,201
with more victims to be expected.

1369
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,912
Some are calling him a vigilante.

1370
01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:51,747
Oh, my God.

1371
01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:53,583
Did that dude just say "vigilante"?

1372
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:55,126
We are Batman.

1373
01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,795
We identify as a "we," don't we?

1374
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,088
-Shut up! -What?

1375
01:10:59,172 --> 01:11:01,048
They're talkin' about all that
killin' you've been doin'.

1376
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,258
Excuse me?

1377
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:03,509
Did you fart? ( Sniffles )

1378
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,178
That you've been doing.

1379
01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,555
Nope. Like the TV man just said,

1380
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,223
you're a bona fide serial killer, dude.

1381
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:10,558
Might as well fess up to it.

1382
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:12,810
-You're the serial killer! -Nope, you are.

1383
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:15,855
I'm actually kind of afraid
for my safety right now, so...

1384
01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,148
This is insane.

1385
01:11:17,231 --> 01:11:18,399
Yeah, you might be.

1386
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:21,027
You're sure as shit smack-dab
in a horror film right now.

1387
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:24,697
Yet, yet, you're actin'
like it's a fuckin' rom-com!

1388
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,908
You're the West Hills whatever-the-fuck.

1389
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,367
You're the serial killer!

1390
01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,786
It's always you on my
hand. That's what you said.

1391
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,915
Just listen to yourself. It's pathetic.

1392
01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:38,586
Really?

1393
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:41,714
( Gargling )

1394
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,262
I'm goin' to bed.

1395
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:52,892
( Crickets Chirping )

1396
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:55,686
( Grass Rustling )

1397
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:58,648
( Deep Ominous Stinger )

1398
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:04,654
( Ominous Music )

1399
01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:10,201
( Crickets Chirping )

1400
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:22,547
( Crickets Chirping )

1401
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:28,970
( Digital Roar )

1402
01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:35,226
( Digital Roar )

1403
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:38,771
( Snore )

1404
01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:45,027
( Digital Roar )

1405
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:53,160
( Ominous Music )

1406
01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:57,832
( Deep Ominous Stinger )

1407
01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:04,088
( Digital Roar )

1408
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:15,182
( Ominous Music )

1409
01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:21,856
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1410
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,650
I don't get it.

1411
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:30,239
Where are my men?

1412
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,825
Mostly dissolved.

1413
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:38,914
( Blades Slashing )

1414
01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:44,503
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1415
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,506
( Grunting )

1416
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:55,014
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1417
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,976
( Grunting )

1418
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:04,357
( Blades Slashing )

1419
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:17,411
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1420
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:24,710
( Grunting )

1421
01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:37,014
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1422
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:50,236
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1423
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:57,034
( Crickets Chirping )

1424
01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:04,125
( Dramatic Stinger )

1425
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:06,085
Help me!

1426
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,087
McConadilla: Now you need me.

1427
01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,506
Shut up and help me!

1428
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,634
Fuck you!

1429
01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,971
McConadilla: Say you need me.

1430
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,807
I need you.

1431
01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:27,356
( Ominous High-Pace Music )

1432
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:29,900
( Splash )

1433
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,994
( Blade Slash )

1434
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:45,624
You're already dead and
you don't even know it!

1435
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,918
( Evil Laughter )

1436
01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:51,964
The greatest hitman in
West Hills is coming.

1437
01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:55,009
He will never...

1438
01:15:56,552 --> 01:16:01,140
stop hunting you, bitch fuck!

1439
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,812
( Music Fades )

1440
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:12,359
That's for earlier, fucknut.

1441
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:15,863
Henry, are you okay?

1442
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,324
( Crickets Chirping )

1443
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:27,041
( Door Knock )

1444
01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:32,880
( Metal Clank )

1445
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:38,427
Did you fall in the pool?

1446
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:40,471
I heard screaming. Are you okay?

1447
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:42,556
Mind your own dang business, lady.

1448
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,350
( Crickets Chirping )

1449
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,268
( Dramatic Stinger )

1450
01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:50,815
( Rising String Music ) ( Grunts )

1451
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:57,321
( Rising String Music ) ( Grunts )

1452
01:17:02,576 --> 01:17:05,663
( Birds Chirping )

1453
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,169
( Digital Roar )

1454
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,296
( Digital Roar Declines )

1455
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,423
( Henry Exhale )

1456
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:23,138
( Birds Chirping )

1457
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,435
( Phone Ring )

1458
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,356
What?

1459
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,816
Labyrinth Shirt: Very professional, Henry.

1460
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,067
Very professional.

1461
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:36,777
That's how I answer the phone now.

1462
01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:39,613
Why are you callin' me, "Labyrinth Shirt"?

1463
01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,449
Labyrinth Shirt: Call
me by my name, please.

1464
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,910
That is your name, dumbass.

1465
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,122
- My name, Henry, is Sofia, and you would do well to...

1466
01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,623
Sofia?

1467
01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,084
Yeah, that's stupid. No
wonder he calls you Labyrinth.

1468
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:55,796
Labyrinth Shirt: You know
what? It doesn't even matter

1469
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,548
because I have the immense pleasure

1470
01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:59,800
of calling to tell you: you're fired!

1471
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:01,177
Stupid piece of shit!

1472
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,261
Hey, look here.

1473
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,804
I got a heap of justice to serve

1474
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,723
the various meat bags in the area,

1475
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:07,266
so how about you give me your address

1476
01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:08,809
and I'll start with you?

1477
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,771
King Quan (V.O.): The greatest hitman...

1478
01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:15,190
...in West Hills is coming.

1479
01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:18,777
He will never stop...

1480
01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:20,321
McConadilla: "Phitman."

1481
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,576
"Topanga Overlook."

1482
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,412
( Ominous String Music )

1483
01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:30,080
"Hitsman."

1484
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,209
"Jerry Jenkins."

1485
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,504
"West Hills Bar and Grill."

1486
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,217
"Casual Hitman."

1487
01:18:48,182 --> 01:18:50,935
"Fourth floor, Warner Plaza."

1488
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:56,106
( Ominous String Music )

1489
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,694
( Machine Clicking )

1490
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:07,618
( Ominous String Music )

1491
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:11,246
( Tear )

1492
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,501
( Tear )

1493
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:21,298
( Ominous String Music )

1494
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:25,177
( Doorbell Ring )

1495
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,262
( Door Bangs )

1496
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:31,892
( Door Bangs )

1497
01:19:35,229 --> 01:19:36,981
( Music Fades )

1498
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:39,358
I'm not here to talk. I just
wanna pick up my clothes.

1499
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:46,448
( Ominous Screeching Music )

1500
01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:51,829
What the fuck?

1501
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,207
I'm not talkin' to the
fucking puppet, Henry.

1502
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,671
( Zip Slides Open )

1503
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,718
( Tinkle )

1504
01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:09,138
( Zip Slides Close )

1505
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,976
( Ominous Screeching Music )

1506
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:21,066
( Birds Chirping )

1507
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,239
♪ I... ♪ ( Happy Guitar Pop Music )

1508
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,743
♪ I wanna know the reason why ♪

1509
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:35,914
♪ You make me wanna cry-y-y ♪

1510
01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:38,250
♪ You make me wanna die... ♪

1511
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,376
Look at that view.

1512
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,461
Guy: Great view.

1513
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,547
Yeah? A joint, silly.

1514
01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:47,301
♪ Don’t do the things
you’re supposed to do ♪

1515
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:52,556
Hey! Get the fuck away
from my car, asshole!

1516
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:53,891
What is it wearing?

1517
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:55,893
He's getting closer!

1518
01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,187
Are you deaf?

1519
01:20:58,270 --> 01:20:59,396
( Blade Slash )

1520
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,024
( Blade Slash ) ( Screams )

1521
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:04,485
♪ I want a piece of mind ♪

1522
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,195
Woman: (Screams) Oh, God!

1523
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:09,948
♪ You make me wanna try-y-y ♪

1524
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:12,159
♪ You make me wanna die... ♪

1525
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:18,707
( Happy Guitar Pop Music )

1526
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,348
♪ Oh oh cause you... ♪

1527
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,519
♪ Don’t do the things I want you to ♪

1528
01:21:40,187 --> 01:21:43,774
♪ You run around and treat me cruel ♪

1529
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:46,985
♪ But I’m still in love with you... ♪

1530
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,407
♪ But why don’t you need me... ♪

1531
01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,409
♪ But why won’t you see me... ♪

1532
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:55,661
♪ Oh no... ♪

1533
01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:00,958
♪ Oh won’t you love me... ♪

1534
01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,544
♪ Push me and shove me... ♪

1535
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:06,171
♪ Oh oh I need you... ♪

1536
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:09,758
♪ Oh oh why... ♪

1537
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:12,344
♪ I wanna know a reason why... ♪

1538
01:22:15,013 --> 01:22:18,433
♪ You make me wanna cry-y-y ♪

1539
01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:22,938
♪ You make me wanna die-e-e ♪

1540
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,942
♪ You make me wanna die-e-e ♪

1541
01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:30,154
♪ You make me wanna die-e-e ♪

1542
01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,655
Ex: I don't like to swear or speak light

1543
01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:32,823
of mental illness,

1544
01:22:32,906 --> 01:22:34,950
but that guy is fucking crazy.

1545
01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:38,620
Thanks.

1546
01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:40,372
( Soft String Music )

1547
01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:43,834
I put the wash on delicate.

1548
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,335
It's the best that I could do.

1549
01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:47,796
You're a lifesaver. Thank you.

1550
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,344
You have a lovely house.

1551
01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,184
So, do you know him? Henry?

1552
01:23:03,187 --> 01:23:04,271
I thought I did.

1553
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,231
Are you involved?

1554
01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:09,151
Are you?

1555
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:12,821
( Soft String Music )

1556
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:22,247
You know, he used to sleep
in his toy box as a kid.

1557
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,999
( Creepy Lullaby Music )

1558
01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:25,834
His parents died when he was young.

1559
01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:27,794
Used to fight all the time.

1560
01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:33,508
His mom was this feisty,
small-town girl from Texas

1561
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:36,178
who ended up with the wrong guy.

1562
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:41,516
Dad (Echo): Why doesn't
he just make friends?

1563
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:44,102
Mom (Echo): What's wrong with that?

1564
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,813
Dad (Echo): I'm sick of him and you.

1565
01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:48,774
Mom (Echo): That's your fault!

1566
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,400
( Dad Scream ) ( Toy Box Thump )

1567
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,655
( Creepy Lullaby Music )

1568
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,995
Ex (V.O.): With no siblings or friends.

1569
01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:04,373
And his only friends were his toys.

1570
01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:06,208
He talked to them all day.

1571
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,292
The stuffed animals.

1572
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,962
Innocent, only-child
type of stuff at first,

1573
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:14,091
but, then one day, the
toys started talking back.

1574
01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:16,593
( Dramatic Stinger )

1575
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,430
So I assume you've met McConadilla?

1576
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:27,771
( Dark Piano Music )

1577
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:34,069
( Dark Piano Music )

1578
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:41,910
( Dark Piano Music )

1579
01:24:45,831 --> 01:24:48,625
( Dark Piano Music )

1580
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,468
( Dark Piano Music )

1581
01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:09,521
( Music Fades )

1582
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,940
Guy: Takin' pot shots like a little bitch?

1583
01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:13,525
You're over there, aren't you?

1584
01:25:14,484 --> 01:25:15,986
Where you hiding?

1585
01:25:16,069 --> 01:25:18,780
Where you hiding, you
snipey-snipey motherfucker?

1586
01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:22,993
I think I know where you are.

1587
01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,077
I got you.

1588
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:26,163
You're in my sights
now, you son of a bitch.

1589
01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,874
Fuck me? Fuck you, man.

1590
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,083
No, fuck your mom.

1591
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,918
( Rampant Creepy Music )

1592
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,295
Eat it!

1593
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:34,755
Son of a bitch.

1594
01:25:34,838 --> 01:25:36,214
All right, who's next? Who's next?

1595
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:37,299
Who wants some?

1596
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,301
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1597
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,888
( Screeching Music )

1598
01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,932
( Crow Cawing )

1599
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,394
Cam: Hello.

1600
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:50,604
( Door Shut )

1601
01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:51,772
Sam?

1602
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:53,023
( Music Stops )

1603
01:25:53,774 --> 01:25:55,233
I hope this is your place, otherwise

1604
01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,486
I am breaking and entering.

1605
01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:58,945
There you are.

1606
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,700
Okay.

1607
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:17,422
Started early, I see.

1608
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,219
Somethin' up?

1609
01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:28,225
You are an outstanding detective.

1610
01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:31,478
This place is great.

1611
01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:38,026
Hey, you remember that
place, Dad and I had?

1612
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,486
You and your mom moved in.

1613
01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,865
That shitty, wood panel,

1614
01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:46,785
walls like a meth factory trailer house?

1615
01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:49,287
Yeah, that is not this.

1616
01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:53,625
But, seriously, sis,

1617
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,712
gotta say, congrats.

1618
01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:02,092
You now have a half a million
dollar anchor around your neck.

1619
01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:06,638
( Cam Laughter )

1620
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:10,392
-That's the problem, though! -Come on.

1621
01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:13,645
All you were supposed to say
was "I was not feeling well."

1622
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:15,355
No, and you remember, you, you said,

1623
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:17,315
-"But I'm sick." -"I'm sick."

1624
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,777
You had all this make-up on your face.

1625
01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,320
I was like, "You know what it looks like?

1626
01:27:22,404 --> 01:27:23,780
You look like the Walking Dead!"

1627
01:27:23,864 --> 01:27:25,907
But it totally worked. Didn't...

1628
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:28,285
( Rumble )

1629
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:36,001
So, the neighbor.

1630
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:37,294
That why we're drinkin'?

1631
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:41,715
( Playful Surf Rock Music )

1632
01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,222
Woman: Hey, girl. How'd it go?

1633
01:27:49,764 --> 01:27:51,349
Can I get a double martini?

1634
01:27:52,392 --> 01:27:53,518
Woman: That bad, huh?

1635
01:27:57,939 --> 01:28:01,401
$hitsgirl$: So, 15 minutes
before my audition,

1636
01:28:01,651 --> 01:28:04,821
they tell me that I have the wrong scene.

1637
01:28:05,572 --> 01:28:07,407
Hate it when that happens.

1638
01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:08,575
Thank you.

1639
01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:15,332
( Phone Camera Clicks )

1640
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:20,670
( Indistinct Singing )

1641
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:24,341
Hey, you look familiar.

1642
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:26,510
Are you an actress?

1643
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:31,765
( Indistinct Singing )

1644
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:37,020
( Playful Surf Rock Music )

1645
01:28:40,565 --> 01:28:42,150
Guy: I mean, you know,

1646
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:44,486
play your cards right, I
could change your life.

1647
01:28:45,111 --> 01:28:47,030
$hitsgirl$: Well, I
don't really play cards.

1648
01:28:47,364 --> 01:28:48,615
Guy: Do you play this?

1649
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,950
( Pants Unzip ) ( Woman Sigh )

1650
01:28:50,242 --> 01:28:51,326
$hitsgirl$: Really?

1651
01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:52,661
Guy: What?

1652
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,454
$hitsgirl$: Look, it's not my policy

1653
01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:57,415
to mix business with that.

1654
01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,000
Guy: It's my policy.

1655
01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:02,712
$hitsgirl$: I don't think so. Like...

1656
01:29:03,838 --> 01:29:05,215
Guy: Oh yeah? -Oh, no.

1657
01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:06,424
Guy: Yeah. Okay.

1658
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:08,051
( $hitsgirl$ Screams ) No!

1659
01:29:08,134 --> 01:29:09,261
Guy: Hey!

1660
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,971
( Stabbing )

1661
01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:14,015
( Surf Rock Music )

1662
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:20,605
( Surf Rock Music )

1663
01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:29,823
( Surf Rock Music )

1664
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:37,789
( Surf Rock Music Fades )

1665
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:43,878
Something's happened, and,
I think my hands are broken

1666
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,464
My nails, my fingers.

1667
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,010
I'm not sure about him.

1668
01:29:50,093 --> 01:29:52,012
Maybe I should call the cops.

1669
01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:58,059
I'm okay. #blessed. But...

1670
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:02,230
( Stabbing )

1671
01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:06,443
( Surf Rock Music )

1672
01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:12,824
♪ Why did I ♪

1673
01:30:17,203 --> 01:30:19,456
( Surf Rock Music Fades )

1674
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:28,256
Cam: Why don't we stop bullshitting

1675
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:31,968
and you just tell me
what the hell's goin' on?

1676
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:36,890
( Suspenseful Piano Music )

1677
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,266
Come on.

1678
01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:41,895
He thinks his puppet's alive.

1679
01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:44,189
Come again?

1680
01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:47,609
It's like, refusing to
leave his hand or something.

1681
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:49,819
Wait, what is refusing to leave his hand?

1682
01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:50,945
McConadilla.

1683
01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:52,447
Okay, what the hell is a McConadilla?

1684
01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:53,698
Are you listening?

1685
01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:55,325
Yeah.

1686
01:31:00,205 --> 01:31:01,373
You know, it was...

1687
01:31:02,832 --> 01:31:04,584
It was kinda sweet at first.

1688
01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,379
Like, how into it he was.

1689
01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:13,093
And then he stopped taking it
of when we were hanging out.

1690
01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:16,638
And I'm like, "What the
fuck is that about?"

1691
01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:23,436
Then it got even weirder
when I asked him to take it off.

1692
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:28,274
And now, get this,

1693
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:33,113
he says it refuses to leave his hand.

1694
01:31:33,196 --> 01:31:35,073
It's making him do things.

1695
01:31:39,869 --> 01:31:42,414
I've had a lotta things get
between me and a guy before,

1696
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:46,418
but a foot tall armadillo

1697
01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:50,004
with a cowboy hat and bandana?

1698
01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:52,924
Come on.

1699
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:58,221
( Dramatic Stinger )

1700
01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:06,020
( Horn Blares )

1701
01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:14,571
( Horn Blares )

1702
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:20,827
( Horn Blares )

1703
01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:25,957
( Train Rumbles )

1704
01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:34,591
( Creepy String Music )

1705
01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:49,230
( Creepy String Music )

1706
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,029
Man: Sir? Sir, we're closing now.

1707
01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:57,864
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1708
01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:06,498
Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Just, just play it.

1709
01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:08,833
What? Like, over the radio?

1710
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:11,002
Yes, over the radio.

1711
01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:14,839
Does this voice sound familiar to you?

1712
01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:17,383
Dispatcher (Recording):
911. What's your emergency?

1713
01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:19,803
Henry: I know this is
going to sound crazy,

1714
01:33:19,886 --> 01:33:23,890
but, okay, I have this
puppet, an... arm-armadillo.

1715
01:33:23,973 --> 01:33:25,809
And he's, well,

1716
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,520
he's, become sentient and he's...

1717
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,022
He's making me kill all these people.

1718
01:33:31,105 --> 01:33:32,398
And he says it's self-defense,

1719
01:33:32,482 --> 01:33:34,400
but that's startin' to
sound like bullshit.

1720
01:33:35,151 --> 01:33:36,736
Hey, hey, hey.

1721
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:38,112
It's okay. It's all right.

1722
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:39,948
It's okay.

1723
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,659
( Engine Rumbles )

1724
01:33:45,578 --> 01:33:46,579
Cam: Sam.

1725
01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:50,500
( Car Door Shuts )

1726
01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:56,464
Blue: Henry.

1727
01:33:57,632 --> 01:34:00,093
( Ominous Music )

1728
01:34:03,137 --> 01:34:04,430
Hey!

1729
01:34:04,931 --> 01:34:07,100
( Ominous Music )

1730
01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:15,859
( Gate Click and Rumble )

1731
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:18,945
Sam? Sam!

1732
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:23,950
( Ominous Music )

1733
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:35,044
( Ominous Music )

1734
01:34:37,171 --> 01:34:40,925
( Indistinct Radio Chatter )

1735
01:34:42,969 --> 01:34:45,054
( Clears Throat )

1736
01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:55,315
( Indistinct Radio Chatter )

1737
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:05,575
( Ominous Music )

1738
01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:14,042
( Camera Clicking )

1739
01:35:17,045 --> 01:35:20,798
( Camera Clicking )

1740
01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:26,137
( Indistinct Radio Chatter )

1741
01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:35,605
( Ominous Music )

1742
01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:56,459
( Ominous Music )

1743
01:35:56,542 --> 01:36:00,296
( Camera Clicking )

1744
01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:04,342
( Metal Clanks )

1745
01:36:07,011 --> 01:36:10,014
( Crickets Chirping )

1746
01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,894
( Metal Clanks )

1747
01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:20,149
This is private fucking
property. Are you nuts?

1748
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:29,409
It's fucking true.

1749
01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,124
We need to go.

1750
01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:37,542
Now. Come on.

1751
01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:40,128
No, we need evidence.

1752
01:36:40,211 --> 01:36:41,462
There is protocol.

1753
01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:43,339
-Listen. -No.

1754
01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:44,382
Listen to me.

1755
01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:46,426
Simply being in this yard right now

1756
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:49,762
negates any evidence
that we're or even see...

1757
01:36:50,763 --> 01:36:52,015
-Okay? -Fine.

1758
01:36:52,682 --> 01:36:53,933
Now, first things first.

1759
01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,145
We'll go to the station, we'll
file a report, all right?

1760
01:36:57,812 --> 01:36:59,605
Hey, we'll figure this out, okay?

1761
01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:01,941
McConadilla: Well, howdy.

1762
01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:06,237
So, am I talking to McConadilla right now?

1763
01:37:06,863 --> 01:37:09,115
You finally put that little
bitch Henry in his place?

1764
01:37:09,198 --> 01:37:11,075
This town needs an enema.

1765
01:37:11,701 --> 01:37:13,995
Just one more turd left to flush.

1766
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:16,539
( Ominous Music )

1767
01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:19,125
( Phone Buzz )

1768
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,462
Fuck.

1769
01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:26,257
Is this how you repay his kindness?

1770
01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,719
He's lucky I took over.

1771
01:37:29,969 --> 01:37:31,637
Poor boy would've been crushed

1772
01:37:32,388 --> 01:37:34,098
when you inevitably left him.

1773
01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:36,809
It's time to own your shit, Henry.

1774
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:42,982
( McConadilla Scream ) ( Blade Whoosh )

1775
01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:47,779
( Frantic Music )

1776
01:37:49,113 --> 01:37:53,326
( Grunts )

1777
01:37:57,371 --> 01:37:58,706
Cam! Shit!

1778
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:01,959
Okay, okay, Cam. Oh, shit!

1779
01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:04,962
Let's get out of here. Shit! Shit!

1780
01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:06,672
-Bitch! -We gotta get out of here.

1781
01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,966
Cam: That's it.

1782
01:38:09,759 --> 01:38:13,971
( Frantic Music )

1783
01:38:18,142 --> 01:38:19,644
( Thump )

1784
01:38:19,727 --> 01:38:21,062
( Silence )

1785
01:38:22,688 --> 01:38:24,440
You sure know how to pick 'em, sis.

1786
01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,695
( Ominous Music )

1787
01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:31,614
( Blade Slash )

1788
01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:34,283
Henry.

1789
01:38:35,576 --> 01:38:37,870
We all have a fucking McConadilla.

1790
01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:41,707
That doesn't mean we
have to listen to them.

1791
01:38:41,791 --> 01:38:43,459
Not listening.

1792
01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:45,253
( Evil Laughter )

1793
01:38:45,711 --> 01:38:47,588
( Dramatic Stinger )

1794
01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:56,305
-We're all someone's puppet. - "We're all someone's puppet."

1795
01:38:57,181 --> 01:38:58,766
Especially when that someone holds

1796
01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,476
our happiness in their hand.

1797
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:02,061
They have the power to crush it.

1798
01:39:03,855 --> 01:39:05,148
Like your parents.

1799
01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:06,816
Like Melissa.

1800
01:39:06,899 --> 01:39:08,025
I'm not one of them.

1801
01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:12,321
I'm not gonna hurt you, Henry.

1802
01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:15,449
I promise.

1803
01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:22,790
( Dramatic Stinger ) ( Grunts and Hits )

1804
01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:25,918
( Balls Clatter )

1805
01:39:30,256 --> 01:39:31,465
Try it again, asshole.

1806
01:39:32,341 --> 01:39:33,593
Come on.

1807
01:39:33,718 --> 01:39:36,554
( Soft Violin Music )

1808
01:39:43,477 --> 01:39:45,813
One step forward, asshole, come on.

1809
01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:48,482
It's over, man.

1810
01:39:49,901 --> 01:39:51,068
It's over.

1811
01:39:52,862 --> 01:39:55,698
( Soft Violin Music )

1812
01:39:57,658 --> 01:39:59,035
Blue.

1813
01:40:04,457 --> 01:40:05,708
He came to life.

1814
01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:09,879
No, he didn't.

1815
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:14,008
( Soft Violin Music )

1816
01:40:17,595 --> 01:40:19,055
What have I done?

1817
01:40:22,558 --> 01:40:24,227
McConadilla: Fucking kill 'em all, Henry!

1818
01:40:25,144 --> 01:40:26,229
No!

1819
01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:28,189
McConadilla: Grab that
fuckin' sword and kill 'em!

1820
01:40:28,272 --> 01:40:29,815
We got 'em right where we want 'em!

1821
01:40:29,899 --> 01:40:31,859
Don't even fucking think about it, man.

1822
01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:39,200
( Soft Violin Music )

1823
01:40:46,666 --> 01:40:48,334
I said, don't move!

1824
01:40:51,837 --> 01:40:52,755
We could've done it all, man.

1825
01:40:52,838 --> 01:40:54,924
-Fuck you! -We still can. Come on.

1826
01:40:55,007 --> 01:40:55,967
This is all your fault!

1827
01:40:56,050 --> 01:40:58,511
You gotta listen to me, man.
The goddamn wheels are fallin' off.

1828
01:40:58,594 --> 01:40:59,595
Henry!

1829
01:41:00,554 --> 01:41:02,014
It's all your voice.

1830
01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:04,934
It's all you.

1831
01:41:06,727 --> 01:41:09,939
New rule. No talkin' to anyone but me.

1832
01:41:10,856 --> 01:41:12,858
The one and only meat bag. Got it?

1833
01:41:12,942 --> 01:41:14,944
Well, we're fucked now.

1834
01:41:15,027 --> 01:41:16,821
I reckon it's time we
follow our destiny, man.

1835
01:41:17,571 --> 01:41:19,240
Did we just make three kinds of potatoes?

1836
01:41:19,865 --> 01:41:21,659
Nope. We also made breadsticks.

1837
01:41:22,285 --> 01:41:24,120
You're the West Hills whatever-the-fuck!

1838
01:41:24,203 --> 01:41:25,496
You're the serial killer!

1839
01:41:25,579 --> 01:41:26,914
It's always you on my hand.

1840
01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:29,083
Who got you through the hard times, huh?

1841
01:41:29,166 --> 01:41:32,545
It's you and me against them, remember?

1842
01:41:32,628 --> 01:41:35,631
I'm the only one who cares about you, me!

1843
01:41:35,715 --> 01:41:36,841
About us!

1844
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,509
I set you free!

1845
01:41:38,592 --> 01:41:40,803
Don't listen to these fuckin' meat bags!

1846
01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:46,851
( Soft Violin Music )

1847
01:41:52,189 --> 01:41:54,317
We should've split and went to Vegas.

1848
01:41:55,651 --> 01:41:59,572
( Ominous Music )

1849
01:42:00,698 --> 01:42:01,949
Grab his fucking arm.

1850
01:42:02,241 --> 01:42:03,451
-What? -Just do it.

1851
01:42:03,909 --> 01:42:07,371
( Ominous Music )

1852
01:42:09,832 --> 01:42:12,251
( Dramatic Stinger ) ( Screams )

1853
01:42:13,961 --> 01:42:16,380
( Screams )

1854
01:42:19,884 --> 01:42:21,510
Oh, my God. Fuck.

1855
01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:27,433
Is it dead?

1856
01:42:32,772 --> 01:42:33,773
Get rid of it.

1857
01:42:36,859 --> 01:42:40,321
( Ominous Music )

1858
01:42:48,204 --> 01:42:52,875
( Indistinct Chatter )

1859
01:43:00,341 --> 01:43:05,012
( Indistinct Chatter )

1860
01:43:07,681 --> 01:43:08,766
Where's the arm?

1861
01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:11,102
In the armadillo.

1862
01:43:13,437 --> 01:43:14,605
It's inside.

1863
01:43:17,525 --> 01:43:21,278
(Soft Music )

1864
01:43:21,362 --> 01:43:23,030
Cop 1: We got a lotta
body parts back there.

1865
01:43:23,114 --> 01:43:24,657
Henry: So...

1866
01:43:25,324 --> 01:43:26,909
you're Blue's brother?

1867
01:43:27,493 --> 01:43:28,619
Who's Blue?

1868
01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:33,207
We got a lotta body parts back there.

1869
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,043
Awesome.

1870
01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:42,091
( Indistinct Chatter )

1871
01:43:42,550 --> 01:43:43,717
So...

1872
01:43:45,010 --> 01:43:47,930
whatever happened to all
that "I'll never hurt you" stuff?

1873
01:43:48,097 --> 01:43:49,723
( Helicopter Whirring )

1874
01:43:50,391 --> 01:43:51,517
Fuck off.

1875
01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:53,394
Get better.

1876
01:43:53,894 --> 01:43:55,521
( Helicopter Whirring )

1877
01:43:58,357 --> 01:43:59,984
( Helicopter Whirring )

1878
01:44:02,486 --> 01:44:07,158
( Creepy Lullaby Music )

1879
01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:20,254
( Siren Blares )

1880
01:44:24,633 --> 01:44:27,678
( Siren Blares )

1881
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:30,764
Get some guys down in the river.

1882
01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,433
Practically runs through this place.

1883
01:44:35,561 --> 01:44:40,232
( Creepy Lullaby Music )

1884
01:44:59,877 --> 01:45:01,837
Somebody find my goddamn partner.

1885
01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:09,011
Fuck!

1886
01:45:09,803 --> 01:45:12,640
( Happy Dance Music )

1887
01:45:13,432 --> 01:45:14,808
Fucking hate puppets.

1888
01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,353
♪ Pussy what is up? ♪

1889
01:45:17,603 --> 01:45:18,896
♪ Acid runnin’ through my blood ♪

1890
01:45:18,979 --> 01:45:21,315
♪ Spit it up until until it burn
right through the pavement ♪

1891
01:45:21,482 --> 01:45:22,900
♪ You gonna stay until its done ♪

1892
01:45:22,983 --> 01:45:24,610
♪ Need a couple medics in the front ♪

1893
01:45:24,693 --> 01:45:26,070
♪ On a bike that’s from Akira ♪

1894
01:45:26,153 --> 01:45:28,489
♪ pop a wheelie, put some
liquor on my cuts fucker ♪

1895
01:45:28,572 --> 01:45:29,907
♪ An all type blood sucker ♪

1896
01:45:29,990 --> 01:45:31,158
♪ Dumb luck or just skill ♪

1897
01:45:31,242 --> 01:45:32,618
♪ I move to kill a silly bugger ♪

1898
01:45:32,701 --> 01:45:33,786
♪ See ya sucker! Don’t shudder ♪

1899
01:45:33,869 --> 01:45:35,204
♪ At the thought of goin’ under ♪

1900
01:45:35,287 --> 01:45:37,748
♪ That hoe get any closer
I’mma fuckin’ nunchuck her ♪

1901
01:45:37,831 --> 01:45:39,458
♪ Slip through shadows in the rain ♪

1902
01:45:39,542 --> 01:45:41,126
♪ Said I’m up to something ♪

1903
01:45:41,210 --> 01:45:43,379
♪ Hit the adrenaline octane,
bitch, I’m run and gunnin’ ♪

1904
01:45:43,629 --> 01:45:45,214
♪ Can’t feel the front lobe in his brain ♪

1905
01:45:45,297 --> 01:45:47,591
♪ Feed him liquid plumbin’
that double barrel go insane ♪

1906
01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:49,802
♪ Yea it’s stomach pumpin’
rebel to the core ♪

1907
01:45:49,885 --> 01:45:51,595
♪ Oh no you won’t you null and void boy ♪

1908
01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:54,098
♪ He gave me a ring, I’mma
treat her like a Joy Toy ♪

1909
01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:55,683
♪ Devil that you know or that you don’t ♪

1910
01:45:55,766 --> 01:45:57,601
♪ Come make a choice boy
Smoke until I space ♪

1911
01:45:57,685 --> 01:45:59,478
♪ And till I’m speakin’
with the corpse voice ♪

1912
01:45:59,562 --> 01:46:00,521
♪ Fuck that ♪

1913
01:46:00,604 --> 01:46:02,648
♪ Think my brain is right
descending into sludge ♪

1914
01:46:02,731 --> 01:46:05,651
♪ Said she like me so I
told her better buss that ♪

1915
01:46:05,818 --> 01:46:08,362
♪ Sick of silly rappers
suckin' on they thumbs ♪

1916
01:46:08,445 --> 01:46:09,905
♪ You wanna catch me dummy you gonna ♪

1917
01:46:09,989 --> 01:46:11,490
♪ have to run laps.
Catch me motherfucker ♪

1918
01:46:11,574 --> 01:46:13,659
♪ Catch me, motherfucker.
Catch me motherfucker ♪

1919
01:46:13,742 --> 01:46:16,412
♪ Catch me, motherfucker.
Kill me motherfucker ♪

1920
01:46:16,495 --> 01:46:18,998
♪ Kill me motherfucker.
Kill me motherfucker ♪

1921
01:46:19,081 --> 01:46:20,583
♪ Kill me motherfucker ♪

1922
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:23,544
♪ I flick a lighter, let it
ligh under my thumb whore ♪

1923
01:46:23,627 --> 01:46:26,338
♪ I like the feeling that I
get when I can't feel a thing ♪

1924
01:46:26,422 --> 01:46:28,340
♪ I guess it's really
nothin' if I'm numb whore ♪

1925
01:46:28,424 --> 01:46:29,925
♪ He press the problem,
he might blow this ♪

1926
01:46:30,009 --> 01:46:31,552
♪ loaded gun and then he done for ♪

1927
01:46:31,635 --> 01:46:33,637
♪ So that problem get
erased, buckle down ♪

1928
01:46:33,721 --> 01:46:35,598
♪ you better brace I like
the toxic in my cup ♪

1929
01:46:35,681 --> 01:46:37,099
♪ I only drink it if it's laced ♪

1930
01:46:37,182 --> 01:46:39,768
♪ Get me mad, my stats I max,
what a lovely fucking day ♪

1931
01:46:39,852 --> 01:46:41,770
♪ If life ain't fuck you
up by now then life ♪

1932
01:46:41,854 --> 01:46:43,147
♪ gonna find another way ♪

1933
01:46:43,689 --> 01:46:45,524
♪ Life gonna find another way ♪

1934
01:46:46,525 --> 01:46:47,901
♪ Life gonna find another way ♪

1935
01:46:47,985 --> 01:46:49,320
♪ I need a fuckin’ boost ♪

1936
01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:50,863
♪ It always finds a fuckin' way ♪

1937
01:46:51,572 --> 01:46:52,865
♪ I'm hearing nothin' till it's... ♪

1938
01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:53,949
♪ Fuck that ♪

1939
01:46:54,033 --> 01:46:56,160
♪ Think my brain is right
descending into sludge ♪

1940
01:46:56,243 --> 01:46:57,953
♪ Said she like... ♪ ( Music Fades )

1941
01:46:58,162 --> 01:46:59,872
Hobo (Singing): It’s another day...

1942
01:47:02,958 --> 01:47:04,585
Let's see what we got here.

1943
01:47:09,632 --> 01:47:11,675
Let's see. Here's a can.

1944
01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:13,802
That's good food.

1945
01:47:14,678 --> 01:47:16,013
Chili bordello.

1946
01:47:16,722 --> 01:47:17,973
Good eatin'.

1947
01:47:19,475 --> 01:47:20,726
Yes.

1948
01:47:21,101 --> 01:47:22,645
Useful.

1949
01:47:23,979 --> 01:47:25,439
Get outta the way.

1950
01:47:25,814 --> 01:47:27,733
( Curious Exclaims )

1951
01:47:28,484 --> 01:47:30,819
Now, this is what I'm talkin' about.

1952
01:47:32,738 --> 01:47:34,531
That is a baby turtle.

1953
01:47:34,615 --> 01:47:35,949
You got no arms, but...

1954
01:47:36,575 --> 01:47:38,661
( Suspenseful Music )

1955
01:47:39,286 --> 01:47:40,371
What...

1956
01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:42,122
What have you been up to, young fella?

1957
01:47:43,207 --> 01:47:44,750
Yeah, no good. I can see that.

1958
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:48,754
What do you have to say for yourself?

1959
01:47:49,004 --> 01:47:51,465
McConadilla: All right, all right, all...

1960
01:47:51,632 --> 01:47:53,676
( Evil Laughter ) ( Clock Dong )

1961
01:47:54,677 --> 01:47:58,138
( Happy Country Music )

1962
01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:10,859
( Happy Country Music )

1963
01:48:17,408 --> 01:48:22,121
( Happy Country Music )

1964
01:48:33,674 --> 01:48:38,387
( Happy Country Music )

1965
01:48:44,935 --> 01:48:49,648
( Happy Country Music )

1966
01:49:00,993 --> 01:49:05,706
( Happy Country Music )

1967
01:49:17,551 --> 01:49:19,136
Director: Credit scrolls usually take

1968
01:49:19,219 --> 01:49:21,263
three to four minutes,
Geoff, so just keep on goin'.

1969
01:49:21,346 --> 01:49:23,432
( Laughter )

1970
01:49:25,142 --> 01:49:29,855
( Happy Country Music )

1971
01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:41,283
( Happy Country Music )

1972
01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:57,549
( Happy Country Music )

1973
01:50:04,097 --> 01:50:08,811
( Happy Country Music )

1974
01:50:20,155 --> 01:50:24,868
( Happy Country Music )

1975
01:50:36,296 --> 01:50:41,009
( Happy Country Music )

1976
01:50:49,142 --> 01:50:53,856
( Happy Country Music )

1977
01:51:03,615 --> 01:51:08,328
( Happy Country Music )

1978
01:51:16,378 --> 01:51:21,091
( Happy Country Music )

1979
01:51:27,556 --> 01:51:32,269
( Happy Country Music )

1980
01:51:42,029 --> 01:51:46,742
( Happy Country Music )

1981
01:51:53,081 --> 01:51:57,794
( Music Fades )