1 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:10,833 [MUSIC] 2 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:25,667 I heard magnum condoms are basically same 3 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,083 size as regular condoms. 4 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,792 What do you think? 5 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,792 What else do we believe 6 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:32,833 just because of our pain? 7 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:34,458 If you grew up, you know 8 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:35,583 the book of Mormon is fake. 9 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:37,833 You probably believe it was fake cuz 10 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,000 that's what you were told. 11 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:41,375 Magnums are huge. 12 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:42,750 My sister said her 13 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,583 ex-husband is a scary pig. 14 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,458 He came frighteningly 15 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,375 big and they wore magnums. 16 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:50,625 Sounds made out. 17 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,250 Elephant trunk. 18 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,875 That's what she would call it. 19 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,083 I was watching this video, 20 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:02,917 I'm not sure where I saw it. 21 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,500 It was these two people 22 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,458 having intercourse sexual, 23 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:08,750 intercourse sex, and a 24 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,125 cameraman filming them, 25 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:10,750 like an amateur 26 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,667 pronounography type thing. 27 00:02:14,292 --> 00:02:15,542 And the girl in the video was moaning 28 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,417 loudly, at the typical, 29 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,167 I assume, in that kind 30 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:19,875 of video, just screaming. 31 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,708 And then all of a sudden, 32 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,375 off camera in the hallway, 33 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:24,500 you hear this Iranian 34 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:25,583 yell through the wall. 35 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,167 "Wake and air you out!" 36 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,917 And a couple stopped sexy. 37 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,583 And the love of 38 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:37,500 embarrassment and horror on their faces 39 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,000 was so painful. 40 00:02:41,958 --> 00:02:44,042 And the porno girl who's 41 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,958 taking it from behind us, 42 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,125 so something defiant, 43 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,208 like good, under her breath. 44 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:52,125 You can literally see her soul being 45 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,333 sucked out of her body. 46 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:54,583 Right then and there, 47 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,250 all of her dignity gone, 48 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:59,167 as if realizing for the first time, like, 49 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:01,958 wow, this is my life. 50 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,625 I'm effing a stranger 51 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:04,792 on camera for money. 52 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,542 And I just thought, like, 53 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,417 wow, that is really poignant. 54 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,208 Because in that moment, I 55 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:21,792 was like, yeah, God's real. 56 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:23,417 We have souls. 57 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,292 It's divine confirmation. 58 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,083 Do you watch the live? 59 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:32,000 No. 60 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:33,417 I do not. 61 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:34,458 No, I do not. 62 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:35,333 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 63 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,042 No. 64 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:37,167 It's OK. 65 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,667 No, I sit-- no, I'm not. 66 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,042 I know. 67 00:03:40,292 --> 00:03:40,625 I'm not. 68 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:40,833 I'm not. 69 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:43,000 [LAUGHTER] 70 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,250 I hope this goes well. 71 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,333 I know it's not a competition, but I 72 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:52,333 have about tried to see who 73 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,333 investigated our admission 74 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:53,875 yet. 75 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,375 Well, it's OK. 76 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:56,292 I've only converted, 77 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:57,333 like, eight or nine people. 78 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:58,333 Eight or nine? 79 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:00,958 Balls. 80 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:07,833 Anyway, what do you think 81 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:08,708 about what I was saying? 82 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:11,375 The guano thing? 83 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,000 Like, how has God shown 84 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,167 you that the church is true? 85 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:18,042 I don't know. 86 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,250 I haven't really thought about it. 87 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:22,458 We know it's true. 88 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:31,833 If ye receive no witness until after the 89 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:32,833 trial of your baby-- 90 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,125 If ye receive-- 91 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:35,750 No witness. 92 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,750 What do we have after this couple again? 93 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:39,833 I think we have the 94 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:41,500 bald guy we met at Costco. 95 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:42,167 OK. 96 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:42,875 Oh, yeah. 97 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,917 Hey, for every flight upstairs-- 98 00:04:46,292 --> 00:04:46,583 Yeah. 99 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,042 My husband gets five times higher. 100 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:51,917 Hi, good afternoon, man. 101 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,792 My name is Sister Barnes, and 102 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:53,833 this is my companion, Sister 103 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:54,167 Pat. 104 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,458 Are you interested in 105 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,583 looking about our Savior Jesus 106 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:57,875 Christ? 107 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:02,167 Hi, good afternoon. 108 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,292 My name is Sister Barnes, and-- 109 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:07,917 I feel like we need to think it's, like, 110 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,250 too high or too low. 111 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,958 I really like to sing. 112 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,083 I think you have a beautiful voice. 113 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:14,167 I know I don't have a 114 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:14,958 beautiful voice, but-- 115 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:15,625 No, you do. 116 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:16,250 You do. 117 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:19,000 I enjoy it. 118 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,375 [MUSIC PLAYING] 119 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,000 Oh, my gosh. 120 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,208 I already love these girls. 121 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:26,833 Hey. 122 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:27,625 [LAUGHTER] 123 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:27,875 Hey. 124 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:29,000 [BUZZER] 125 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:29,708 [SCREAM] 126 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:31,000 Sorry. 127 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:33,125 [LAUGHTER] 128 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:33,708 Oh, my God. 129 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,000 Sorry. 130 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,500 Can I get a pic? 131 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,667 Oh, of course. 132 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:39,250 Here. 133 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,000 Is it true? 134 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,208 Is what true? 135 00:05:42,292 --> 00:05:43,375 Do you wear magic underwear? 136 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:44,333 What? 137 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,042 Oh, my gosh. 138 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:48,708 Oh, my gosh. 139 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:49,458 I'm going to get my milk. 140 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,333 [LAUGHTER] 141 00:05:54,417 --> 00:06:03,750 [MUSIC PLAYING] 142 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:07,708 This is it. 143 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,333 People think we're weird. 145 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,958 What do you mean? 146 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:27,458 I don't know. 147 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:28,375 That soft rock music 148 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:29,792 kind of makes fun of us. 149 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:31,958 Can I listen to some of the songs? 150 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,042 And they're actually pretty funny. 151 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,875 Anyway, who cares what people think? 152 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:47,125 You're awesome. 153 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:50,292 Thanks. 154 00:06:53,000 --> 00:07:18,792 [MUSIC PLAYING] [KNOCKING] 155 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:19,625 Hi. 156 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,000 My name is Sis Gresson. 157 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:22,667 Hello. 158 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:24,167 Sis Gresson. 159 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,625 So, can you listen to me? 160 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,125 Oh, she's in a whole position. 161 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:31,167 [MUSIC PLAYING] 162 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:36,625 All right. 163 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:38,875 Let's get you a baptism. 164 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:41,333 [KNOCKING] 165 00:07:42,000 --> 00:08:03,750 [MUSIC PLAYING] 166 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,500 Good afternoon. 167 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:11,375 Hi. 168 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:12,250 Good afternoon. 169 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,417 Good afternoon. 170 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,375 I'm Sister Paxton, and this is my 171 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,542 companion, Sister Barnes. 172 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,375 Are you Mr. Reed? 173 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:19,250 Oh, yeah. 174 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:19,958 Hello, too. 175 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:20,333 Hello. 176 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,042 You are Paxton, you are Barnes. 177 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,125 No. Paxton. 178 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,250 Barnes, yes. 179 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,250 Mr. Reed, it's so nice 180 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,417 to meet you, finally. 181 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:30,292 We were just in the area, and we wanted 182 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,583 to stop by because you 183 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,917 mentioned you might be interested in 184 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,167 learning more about the Church of Jesus 185 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,208 Christ of Latter-day Saints. 186 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:37,000 Yeah. 187 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,458 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 188 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,667 Mr. Reed, we would like to give you this 189 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,167 booklet, as it will help you 190 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,042 understand the restoration. 191 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,208 I actually have one already, but you will 192 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:49,917 never have too many. 193 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,958 It tells you all the ways Heavenly Father 194 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,125 can reveal His gospel. 195 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,042 As a part of His plan, God chooses 196 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,375 prophets such as Adam, 197 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,042 Noah, Abraham, and Moses. 198 00:08:59,500 --> 00:08:59,708 Yeah. 199 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:00,958 [INAUDIBLE] 200 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,458 Teach about God and receive revelation. 201 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,000 And they interpret the Word of God and 202 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:07,917 preach the gospel to the world. 203 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,292 And because of apostasy, 204 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,708 He will not let the gospel. 205 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,500 You have a girl roommate? 206 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:15,542 No, who? 207 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:17,083 A roommate. 208 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,208 We can't come inside unless another woman 209 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,875 is present, but we can 210 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,333 stay out here in the dorm. 211 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:23,792 Is this for safety? 212 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:24,750 We don't mind the rain. 213 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:25,875 My wife is home. 214 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:26,333 Does that come? 215 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:27,667 Yeah, it's perfect. 216 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,250 When you said roommate, I panicked. 217 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,292 I've never roomaged since-- anyway, I 218 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:33,667 have a soulmate, and that is good enough. 219 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,125 Yes, that's great. 220 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,458 We'd love to come in and meet your wife. 221 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:36,917 Then come on in. 222 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,833 OK. 223 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:38,792 Do you like pie? 224 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:39,542 Yeah. 225 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:40,833 My wife has pie in the oven. 226 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,875 Turkey's so much railing mission. 227 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,250 People are always picking us treats. 228 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,000 I never seem to turn them down. 229 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,000 No, my wife loves to bake. 230 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,333 May I take your coat? 231 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,750 I really love pie. 232 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:55,667 I am super excited. 233 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,458 My grandma used to make the best pie. 234 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:58,583 OK, well, you and my wife 235 00:09:58,667 --> 00:09:59,792 are going to go very well. 236 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,125 Oh, one thing, the walls and 237 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,125 ceilings have metal in them. 238 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:02,750 I hope that's OK. 239 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:03,583 No, mine's-- 240 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,083 Good. 241 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,500 Well, I will go and check on the snacks. 242 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,167 Make yourself at home. 243 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,000 Thank you. 244 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,917 [music playing] 245 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:23,708 [music playing] 246 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:35,292 My wife is being shy. 247 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,708 But the pie, the pie is nine. 248 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:40,917 She'll have to be in 249 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,875 the room with us, too. 250 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:43,458 Yes, of course, of course, right. 251 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:44,208 I understand. 252 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:45,208 Please take a seat. 253 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,042 Come on, come on. 254 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:47,875 Let's all help you stay. 255 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:53,333 I think it is good to be religious. 256 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,375 Well, our work here is done. 257 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:56,625 No, no, I just want you to 258 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:57,542 know that before we start. 259 00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,583 I think that we would 260 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,917 consider that refreshing to hear. 261 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,083 But sometimes it feels like maybe 262 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,667 religion isn't at the center. 263 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,292 Culture anymore. 264 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,458 Well, it's fading, isn't it? 265 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:09,583 Yeah, over time. 266 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,542 Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,667 OK, are you ready to hear about our 268 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:15,875 Heavenly Father's plan for you? 269 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:16,875 I am. 270 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,000 Wait, where are you both from? 271 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,167 Me, Ogden, Utah. 272 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 One of eight daughters-- 273 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,000 I know, it's his-- 274 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,042 [laughter] And his sister rises from Salt Lake City, 275 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,542 Philadelphia, originally. 276 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,917 And you're both raised in a church, yeah. 277 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,250 Born and raised. 278 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,292 My mother was a convert, 279 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,625 so when my dad passed away, 280 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,042 we auditioned a few different churches 281 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,750 just to see what was out there 282 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,375 and see if we still believed in it. 283 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,042 I know that feeling very well. 284 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,500 It's so important to 285 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:45,917 find your faith in a doctor, 286 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 and you actually believe. 287 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,125 And that's a very, 288 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,125 very personal struggle. 289 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,750 That is a personal challenge that I've 290 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,625 struggled with for a very, 291 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:52,625 very long time. 292 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:57,583 You know, what is the one true religion? 293 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,875 It's funny, Sister Raul was telling us 294 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,875 that we should prioritize other 295 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:09,667 investigators. 296 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,792 But no, I was just saying, I can tell 297 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,917 that you are a very spiritually 298 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,250 curious person. 299 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,292 And just like Joseph Smith, you know, 300 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,208 Joseph investigated many different 301 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:22,792 denominations-- 302 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,333 Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholicism-- 303 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,250 and none of them quite fit, which is why 304 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,625 Joseph founded our church. 305 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,500 As I understand it, 306 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:34,958 stop me when I go wrong, 307 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,417 he was visited in the night 308 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,833 by an angel called Moroni. 309 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:40,958 Moroni. 310 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,542 I, who showed him where he could locate 311 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,792 some golden plates near his 312 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,292 home, his mysterious 313 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,000 translation of those plates, 314 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,792 on the basis of this. 315 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,500 Wow. 316 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,458 No, you read more than we do. 317 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:00,042 No, seriously, we should 318 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,417 be more like you, Mr. Reed. 319 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,417 Mr. Reed. 320 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,333 Hi, smells amazing. 321 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:07,958 And now that you've been 322 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,000 studying the Book of Mormon, 323 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,167 how does it make you feel? 324 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:10,667 Can you guess what 325 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,583 kind of pie she's making? 326 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,625 Is it blueberry pie? 327 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,333 It is blueberry pie. 328 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:19,292 I know, but my favorite. 329 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,167 Going back, can I ask, how 330 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,250 did your father pass away? 331 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,667 I'm sorry, actually. 332 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:31,167 Blueberry disease? 333 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,208 Blueberry disease. 334 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:36,417 OK, that's wonderful. 335 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:37,875 Blueberry disease. 336 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,167 Who wouldn't want that? 337 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,958 Lou Gehrig's disease? 338 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,583 Gehrig's? 339 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,833 Oh, that's awful. 340 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,208 I'm so sorry. 341 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,542 I misheard. 342 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,083 That is a malicious affliction. 343 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,042 I thought you were 344 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,208 making a joke about pie. 345 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:56,833 Sorry. 346 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:03,375 Have you seen any signs of 347 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,750 your father since he passed? 348 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,167 Has he tried to 349 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,833 communicate with the other sign? 350 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:10,417 No. 351 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:12,833 That's strange. 352 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,167 Well, I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry 353 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,125 about the blueberry mix-up. 354 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:29,083 That's OK. 355 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,375 When I die, I want to 356 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,958 come back as a butterfly, 357 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:41,500 just to follow around the people I love. 358 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,917 I'll land right on their hand. 359 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Not their arm, not their 360 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,875 head, right on their fingertip, 361 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,083 so they know it's sweet. 362 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,167 Apologies, that is a foible of the house. 363 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:02,708 I'm sorry. 364 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:08,375 Well, ladies, I can't see you now. 365 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:09,875 I think it is time. 366 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:11,583 Time for what? 367 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,583 Time for pie. 368 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,333 Pie! 369 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,917 And time for enlightenment. 370 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,042 I'm sorry, I should 371 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:21,875 have offered you water. 372 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,208 The word of wisdom forbids caffeine and 373 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:25,292 alcohol, doesn't it? 374 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,292 Well, it doesn't 375 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,875 specifically mention soda. 376 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,167 I'm sure it may be healthier to avoid 377 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,083 caffeine and drinks, 378 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,125 but we're just not thirsty. 379 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:36,667 How do you feel about awkward questions? 380 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:38,583 The mean? 381 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,042 No, I want to ask an 382 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,875 awkward and icky question, 383 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:47,542 an insensitive question that I think will 384 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,917 add depth to our conversation 385 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,167 very quickly before the sun goes down and 386 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,042 we're gone for the evening. 387 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,000 But only if you're comfortable with that. 388 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,125 Well, we won't know if we're comfortable 389 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,292 until you ask, so... 390 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:58,917 Fair point. 391 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,375 Maybe you just ask him. 392 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,500 If you don't ask, I'm going to leave here 393 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,125 wondering what we missed out on. 394 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:06,917 Very well. 395 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,583 My question is this. 396 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,083 And now I feel built up to... 397 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,167 Should I request a drumroll? 398 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,083 I'm going to request a drumroll. 399 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,542 A drumroll, please. Ladies. 400 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,708 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 401 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,917 Yes, more, more, more. 402 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,458 Now, my question is how 403 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,333 do you feel about polygamy? 404 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,667 How do you feel about the concept of a 405 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:37,833 man having multiple wives? 406 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,958 I mean, it's not for me. 407 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,167 Are you asking from a 408 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,292 biblical perspective? 409 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,333 Mormonism has a controversial history 410 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,792 with the misogynist practice of men 411 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:52,917 claiming multiple wives, 412 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,583 but I am fascinated by the 413 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,375 idea of modern revelation, 414 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:57,917 which was used to erase this behaviour from the Church in 1890. 415 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,625 I just think that's 416 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,542 worthy of conversation. 417 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,833 And what I mean by that is that we're 418 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,167 discussing a church that decided that a 419 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,500 controversial practice was 420 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:10,750 a state of its reputation 421 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,750 and an actual entrance to recruiting new 422 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,917 members, and so it is "revernation". 423 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,667 Word of God told them to the prophet to 424 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,958 banish a provocative religious pillow 425 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:20,833 that seemed unsavory 426 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:21,833 at contemporary times. 427 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,042 Yeah, I know that it may 428 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:25,958 be difficult to understand, 429 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,917 but polygamy was a spiritual mission 430 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,167 needed at the time in order to grow the 431 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,958 ranks of our membership in the wake of 432 00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:36,750 much hardship and bloodshed. 433 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,708 A man having plural wives spent more 434 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,708 babies to help the community grow. 435 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,458 Yeah, it's sketch for sure. 436 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,125 It was removed from the Church not just 437 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,583 because it was grotesque or 438 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,542 controversial, but just 439 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,500 because it wasn't necessary anymore. 440 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,250 You see, I worry, and 441 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,500 forgive my loud language, 442 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,458 I worry that Joseph Smith used the 443 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,167 concept of polygamy to legitimise his 444 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,083 affairs with other women. 445 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,458 I worry that Joseph's wife, Emma Smith, 446 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,625 was upset when he slept with any elger 447 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,125 there, a 16-year-old, my head. 448 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,708 I worry that he formulated a plan to use 449 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,458 revelation for consequence-free sex in 450 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,833 the aftermath of that, in 451 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,375 discretion, and others like it. 452 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250 With great power comes 453 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,375 great responsibility. 454 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:38,625 Spider-Man. 455 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:40,667 Voltaire. 456 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:41,375 Right. 457 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,125 I guess what I've imposed to the room is 458 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,583 my concern that polygamy has 459 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,333 no spiritual bearing whatsoever. 460 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,958 That is somewhat of a 461 00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:51,208 distortion, I think. 462 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,917 The Church's own history corroborates and 463 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,667 implies this cynical, 464 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,292 brainwashing, and acting. 465 00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,500 Is that true? 466 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,500 I'm sorry, I'm not sure 467 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:02,917 where you're getting this. 468 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,167 If revelation by God is filtered through 469 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,958 man, and man is flawed, and man sins, and 470 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,792 man lies, then how do 471 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,292 we know any of it's true? 472 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:14,958 We know it's true because 473 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,208 of how it makes us feel. 474 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,167 Bingo! That's exactly right. That's 475 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,292 exactly right. Couldn't agree more. It's 476 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,583 our personal relationship 477 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,250 with God, which matters. 478 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,083 Let's talk with our bishop about some of 479 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,167 the points you're raising. 480 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,625 Question. What's your 481 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:30,917 favourite fast food? 482 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,250 Master the 483 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,083 Why don't we talk about Taco Bell? 484 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,292 We have to talk about Taco Bell to talk 485 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,500 about why we don't talk about Taco Bell. 486 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,000 Alright, so Burger King is number one. 487 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:10,750 I think it's trash. 488 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,333 Right. Not Jack in the Box. 489 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:14,958 Taco Wendy's. 490 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:15,667 Blanket support. 491 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,083 Good. Wendy's it is. 492 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,083 Do you know I've never had a Wendy. 493 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:22,333 I came out wrong. 494 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:23,542 That's okay. 495 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,000 So when I started studying theology, the 496 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:28,917 last thing I wanted to 497 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,958 do was find the Wendy. 498 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,167 The Wendy's of religions. 499 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,458 I was just writing a research paper for a 500 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,375 college class and I was 501 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,458 content with doubling. 502 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,250 So some like luggage here. 503 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,167 BK Whopper over there. 504 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,458 Whatever fit the mood. 505 00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,458 As I studied the 506 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:48,125 genres, my D.B.K. in and out, 507 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,167 i.e. Mormonism, 508 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,458 Scientology, Islam, Buddhism, 509 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,000 and I got closer to God 510 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,917 through genre and rigorous study. 511 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,083 As I worked on my personal relationship 512 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,375 with Heavenly Father and 513 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,000 I think strengthened it. 514 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,375 Do you know what I found? 515 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:12,000 More you know, the less you know. 516 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,583 By the time I was 50, I was malnourished 517 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,958 from the fast food of religion I've been 518 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,500 packing into my brain. 519 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:21,750 That's part of the decade. 520 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,375 Every sect, cult, creed, denomination, 521 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,375 all claimed to be the one true doctrine. 522 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,083 And yet none seemed true 523 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,750 and held under the microscope. 524 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,750 I wonder what else was out there. 525 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:42,500 I promise you, the last thing I wanted to 526 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,292 do was find the one true religion. 527 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,000 But unfortunately I did. 528 00:22:52,000 --> 00:23:00,500 [music] 529 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:04,708 Can we meet your wife, please? 530 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Of course, yes. 531 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,417 She just has to be present and 532 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,000 we want to meet her, as well. 533 00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:15,625 Sorry, I'll go ask. 534 00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:34,833 [music] 535 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:41,250 Sister Barnes, I don't know. 536 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,125 I don't want to speak him, but we should 537 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,917 wrap this. Any messages? 538 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,667 Nothing. 539 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,250 Okay, um, let's just 540 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,833 politely wrap this and hide back. 541 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,000 Just for highlights. 542 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:08,417 [music] 543 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:25,917 [music] 544 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,083 And she is finally ready. 545 00:24:43,417 --> 00:24:46,458 Sorry about that. 546 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,792 Come on through, she's eager to meet you. 547 00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:52,750 Well, this way. 548 00:24:55,083 --> 00:25:04,792 One moment, Mr. Reid. We're just getting 549 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:05,917 a call from the Relief Society president. 550 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,500 We'll go right there. 551 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,000 Hi, this is Sister Barnes. 552 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,792 Thank you. 553 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,542 She'll be here now. 554 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:28,375 Yes. 555 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,458 [music] 556 00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:41,750 What is it? 557 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,083 Our bikes. 558 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:44,500 Yeah. 559 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,833 Locked outside. 560 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,375 Yes, it goes. 561 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:53,000 The bike lock is at my goal. 562 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,333 So we need our guns. 563 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:55,500 Yeah. 564 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,667 I don't know, do we? 565 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,208 Back without cones and 566 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,333 bikes, what is that? Two miles? 567 00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:03,500 No, like, it's four. 568 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,500 It's a little over the top. 569 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,625 I'm fine, I'm fine, I walk here. 570 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,708 It's stuck. 571 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,458 Okay, I'm good. 572 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:20,708 I got a whole water line here. 573 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:24,292 [music] 574 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:43,292 [music] 575 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:47,500 Is he still there? 576 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:50,500 You're a thief. 577 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:51,792 Are you sure? 578 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,083 Should we ask your bro? 579 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:55,917 No. 580 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:01,917 Can you fit through this? 581 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,042 You're crazy. 582 00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:06,833 No, just try Sister, okay? 583 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,375 Or, the elves are getting you just so 584 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:12,083 they know where we are. 585 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,458 It's not going through. 586 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:29,667 It's a storm, keep trying. 587 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,250 Okay. 588 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:47,042 [music] 589 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,542 No, we have to go. 590 00:28:00,792 --> 00:28:01,000 I'm... 591 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:04,583 It'll be fine. 592 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:14,750 [music] 593 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:55,875 [music] [music] 594 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:57,750 Mr. Reid? 595 00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:04,750 [music] 596 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:22,125 [music] 597 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:38,000 [music] 598 00:29:58,542 --> 00:29:59,708 And there they are, welcome. 599 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,375 Mr. Brady, I've been too 600 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:04,542 generous with your time. 601 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:06,500 Sister Paxson and I were just saying what 602 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,583 a pleasure it's been. 603 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,292 But we just got off the phone with Sister 604 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,458 Hall and she needs us 605 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:12,625 to return to the church. 606 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,208 Oh, wonderful. 607 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:18,000 I won't keep you if you wish to leave. 608 00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:20,833 We've been summoned back. 609 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:24,917 Dammit, dammit, because we were just getting started. 610 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,708 But you know, you have been thinking that 611 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:28,458 maybe you are onto 612 00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:29,500 something with your visit. 613 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,375 I've been impressed, but I understand. 614 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:36,417 Yeah, your coats are here 615 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,958 hanging on the back of the pew. 616 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:39,000 Excuse me one moment. 617 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,542 [music] 618 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:05,000 [music] 619 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,958 [music] 620 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:35,292 So, we just need your help with the door. 621 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:37,417 It's a little tricky. 622 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,250 Sorry? 623 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,167 I think your door is 624 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,333 a bit stuck out there. 625 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,083 The door won't open. 626 00:31:44,292 --> 00:31:45,792 The front door? 627 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,000 The front door won't open again. 628 00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:50,458 It opened when we came in. 629 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Maybe if you unlock it, it will open? 630 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,208 I understand what you're asking me, but 631 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:59,917 the deadbolts are on a timer. 632 00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:02,708 I got carried away with our conversation. 633 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,583 I didn't realise the brace had been set. 634 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:05,917 I should have pulled the pin when you 635 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,250 came in, but I forgot. 636 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,500 So, if you are now regrettably ready to 637 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,042 leave, you'll have to exit 638 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,042 through the back of my house. 639 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,667 Where? Just through here. 640 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,750 Well, can you just unlock the front one, 641 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,208 please? We would like to go that way. 642 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,458 So we don't get turned around and 643 00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:28,708 confused when we get outside? 644 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,292 Yeah, it won't open again till morning. 645 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,458 Please, sir? 646 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,292 Oh, I'm sorry. I promise you, 647 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:42,625 it's safe to leave this way. 648 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,875 It's a little unusual to have 649 00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:54,583 a door that unlocks on a timer. 650 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,167 Yes, I was either. 651 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,792 And it's a little unusual 652 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,375 that it can't be unlocked. 653 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:06,958 No, I know. I am self-aware enough to 654 00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:10,667 know how this might look, older man to 655 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:10,958 young women in his house. 656 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,292 But I assure you, you are welcome to 657 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,917 leave through the back. 658 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,875 You saw my house from the outside room. 659 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,417 Right, and so you know it's tiny 660 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,083 footprint, but back of 661 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:21,125 my house is just there. 662 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,458 Anyway, I will leave you space to make 663 00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:27,917 your decision, for you. 664 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,708 Yeah. 665 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:42,833 To clarify, I am trying, have been trying 666 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,125 very hard to make it a point not to 667 00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:46,750 pressure you, so you shouldn't even feel 668 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,500 the need to fabricate a story about 669 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:50,458 someone from your ward 670 00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:51,417 calling you to leave. 671 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,958 It's perfectly fine. Leave what you want. 672 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,625 It wasn't an excuse. 673 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,250 They do need us back. 674 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,333 Oh, I know. But you're saying you took a 675 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:01,375 call with someone from your ward. 676 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,625 Yeah, a moment ago. 677 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,875 But when you came inside, I asked if you 678 00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:05,833 were okay with the metal in 679 00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:06,583 the walls and the ceilings. 680 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,875 What do you mean? 681 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:12,833 I mean that the metal obstructs 682 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,208 self-affing signals, so I do know you 683 00:34:14,292 --> 00:34:17,333 didn't take a call. But just to be clear, 684 00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:18,917 so you're comfortable. 685 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,083 It is totally fine for you to leave on 686 00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:23,792 your own accord. You never need to feel 687 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:27,625 like you have to make excuses or tell me 688 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:30,125 a little bit of white light. 689 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:41,208 So which door takes us outside? 690 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,708 Do you have a preference? 691 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Why would I have preference? 692 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,167 We have a preference? 693 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,000 That is a fair question. 694 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,333 That would be completely weird. But can 695 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:59,333 your wife please just step in the room, 696 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,250 say hello, and walk us to the back of the 697 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,250 house. I'm not trying to be silly. I 698 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,417 promise I'm really not. But there are 699 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,792 rules we follow, and we 700 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:07,875 were upfront with them. 701 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:10,000 I would ask. 702 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Can I ask you a question first? 703 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:30,708 Do you still believe that 704 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:32,000 my wife is in the next room? 705 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,875 Despite all the evidence, to the 706 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,708 contrary, the scented candle, the absence 707 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:40,625 of an oven with blue brick pie, 708 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,458 or have you been politely indulging a 709 00:35:45,542 --> 00:35:47,250 lie? If you still believe that she's in 710 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,500 there, I'll go ask. But it's something I 711 00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:51,125 want you to think about, and maybe think 712 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,625 about in the context of your beliefs. 713 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,917 Do you believe in God? Because somebody 714 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,083 told you at an impressionable age that 715 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,667 God is real, despite having doubts, as 716 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:06,000 you got older, despite seeing evidence to 717 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:06,917 the contrary your whole lives. 718 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,708 When your father lost control of his 719 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,833 body, did you think it was God's plan to 720 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:13,750 ruin his life? Or did you go on believing 721 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:16,125 something that you know is not true, just 722 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,583 to give you comfort because you were 723 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:18,375 afraid of what it might 724 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:20,250 mean if it was all a lie? 725 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:24,875 I put the scented candle on the table 726 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:27,417 because I wanted you to think about the 727 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,125 things that you believe just because 728 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:31,000 somebody asked you to believe them. 729 00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,125 Can I use your phone, please? 730 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:44,583 I don't have a phone. 731 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,833 You have a really beautiful home, 732 00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:00,625 mystery. It's like a church in here. Did 733 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:01,458 you build it yourself? 734 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:04,000 My wife built it. 735 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:15,500 We're going to leave through the bathroom 736 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:17,792 house. Now is that okay? 737 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:18,500 Of course. 738 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:22,458 Just like you said, it's 739 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:25,125 okay and we can leave. Right? 740 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:25,958 That's right. 741 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:51,583 Why is it? 742 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,167 Where is it? 743 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,042 Sister Prince. 744 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,625 It's amazing. 745 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:26,333 It doesn't look like this goes outside. 746 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,042 I think that you can tell that we're 747 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:27,375 regrettably uncomfortable with this 748 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,500 situation here tonight. 749 00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:32,667 I'm sorry, but didn't you just say a 750 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:33,625 moment ago that you saw 751 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:34,667 the outside of my house? 752 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:38,458 So then you clearly saw the back of my 753 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,292 house over Hangsah 754 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,958 Hill, so you would know that 755 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:43,167 you have to go dooden 756 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,833 in order to go boot. 757 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:52,125 I think it would be best for you and for 758 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,542 all of us if you could 759 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,000 help us go home, because 760 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:58,292 this state president, he knows where we 761 00:39:58,375 --> 00:39:59,458 are in the ward, mission 762 00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:02,458 is now, they'll be expecting 763 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:03,167 us. 764 00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:05,000 And there were witnesses, 765 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:06,208 weren't there sister Barnes? 766 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,250 On a regular, he passed a police officer. 767 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:08,792 Oh, police? 768 00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,958 I promise you, you're getting way, way, 769 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,667 way, way too worked up. 770 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:13,458 Right. 771 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:15,708 But I think that we're scared 772 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:18,458 because you lied to us earlier. 773 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,250 You want me to help? 774 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,500 You asked me earlier if you should have a 775 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,500 preference between the doors. 776 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:27,667 I think you should, and I think it's 777 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:28,417 something you should 778 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,083 consider very carefully and then 779 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:31,667 make the right decision. 780 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:33,958 Do you want me to help you? 781 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:38,417 Yes. 782 00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:39,875 Okay. 783 00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:41,083 Then please. 784 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,500 Come and stand here. 785 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,292 Look up. 786 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:47,167 15. 787 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:48,792 That's it. 788 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:54,958 It's a simple choice, but 789 00:40:55,042 --> 00:40:56,875 it should not be made simply. 790 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,208 I need you to reflect very, very deeply 791 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:03,958 and then make a sincere decision. 792 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:15,500 Have you ever played the 793 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,458 Parker Brothers game Monopoly? 794 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,792 Monopoly is currently 795 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:23,875 published in 47 languages. 796 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:27,875 They sell it in over 114 countries. 797 00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:52,833 They say over a billion people have 798 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,542 played the Monopoly, but 799 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:56,042 I'm guessing that only a 800 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,083 fraction of that billion 801 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:58,500 have actually finished it. 802 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:02,458 Maybe that reminds you of something else. 803 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:03,958 Just as all. 804 00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:07,292 This is what most people 805 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:08,708 mean when they hear Monopoly. 806 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,458 There is the future avatars. 807 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:12,500 Everyone has their favorite. 808 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:13,958 I shall not tell you mine. 809 00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:14,750 No. 810 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,167 There's the Bastel money in various 811 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,125 denominations and of course the jail. 812 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,375 Now, this next part is very important. 813 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,875 Have you ever played the 1904 board game 814 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:30,208 called the Landlord's Game? 815 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,667 It is very nearly identical to Monopoly 816 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:35,792 in every fundamental way. 817 00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:36,500 There's the jail. 818 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,708 There's free parking. 819 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,458 There's fines and fees. 820 00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:40,667 There's penalties for landing on other 821 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:41,458 people's properties and 822 00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:42,875 the ultimate goal of forming. 823 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,458 Monopoly is to force your 824 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:45,625 opponent out of the game. 825 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,417 What do games have to do with us leaving? 826 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:50,583 Everything. 827 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,083 The Landlord's Game was designed by 828 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:56,792 American feminist President of Meggy 829 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,000 almost three decades 830 00:42:58,083 --> 00:43:00,042 before a heater salesman from 831 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:01,833 Philadelphia, Susan Barton, 832 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,625 changed the name to Monopoly 833 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,542 and sold the concept as his 834 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,375 own to Parker Brothers in 1935. 835 00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,333 This chap was called Charles Darrow who 836 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:10,542 would not become the first millionaire 837 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:12,167 game designer in the history of the world 838 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,167 while poor old Elizabeth Meggy died 839 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,625 without ever being credited for the 840 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,333 impact she had on American culture. 841 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:19,917 Free. 842 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,667 I'm talking to iterations. 843 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:30,875 I need you to have a very basic 844 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:34,125 understanding of iterating because I'm 845 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:34,792 going to make a very 846 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,375 disturbing play tonight. 847 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,583 It will make your stomach sink a little 848 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,917 and your hearts beat faster. 849 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:49,667 It will make you think it may even, I'm 850 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,875 very sorry, make you want to die. 851 00:43:58,792 --> 00:43:59,333 Nothing. 852 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:20,833 Have you heard this song before? 853 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,708 You just played it. 854 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:26,500 I have you before tonight. 855 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:29,708 I disagree. 856 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,958 I think you've heard it many, many times 857 00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:34,250 before but we will come back to that. 858 00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:36,708 You are, you not monotheistic? 859 00:44:38,167 --> 00:44:40,000 You may believe in Heavenly Father, yes. 860 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,667 There are three major, 861 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,042 untheistic religions. 862 00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:47,042 Judaism, Christianity and Islam. 863 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:49,875 I call them the big three. 864 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,875 Judaism, i.e. the original edition, 865 00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:58,125 Christianity, i.e. the most 866 00:44:58,208 --> 00:44:59,917 popular edition, and Islam. 867 00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:04,417 The newer, second most popular edition. 868 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:07,958 May I see your Book of Mormon, please? 869 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:10,875 I'll give it back. 870 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:13,917 Thank you. 871 00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:20,000 Many after 800 years, this Mormonism, 872 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:25,042 i.e. the Zaini regional spin-off edition. 873 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,958 These are all iterations 874 00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,333 of the same source material. 875 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:39,833 These texts share many of the same 876 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:41,833 characters and histories all be presented 877 00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:43,208 with different meanings and perspectives. 878 00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:48,458 So, no, I will not accept that you stand 879 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:49,958 there and tell me that you never heard 880 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:51,542 the air that I breathe by the hollers 881 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,667 when I know that you have heard "croup". 882 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,375 I'm in your head. 883 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,250 Oh, yes, you have. 884 00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:58,917 Come on. 885 00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:03,542 Hurdle the creep, huh? I'm a widow. 886 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,917 Okay. What the hell am I doing here? 887 00:46:08,917 --> 00:46:10,667 I know these are things you're thinking 888 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,625 right now but they're also 889 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:12,708 lyrics you recognize, yes? 890 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:16,667 Yes. The Hollies filed a plagiarism 891 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:18,500 lawsuit against Radiohead which they 892 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,208 later settled by proving that the melody 893 00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:21,958 and rhythm of the air that 894 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:23,292 I breathe appear in "Creep". 895 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:24,833 How old are you, 19 or 896 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,250 20? Something like that. 897 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,542 Okay, so maybe you know Lana Del Rey, who 898 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,625 remarkably was sued by Radiohead for 899 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:31,792 plagiarizing "Creep" in 900 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,750 her 2017 song "Get Free". 901 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:40,667 " iterations over time diluting the 902 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:44,625 message obscuring the original". 903 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:51,958 "Tudism" is the OG monotheistic religion. 904 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:55,333 It's showed by a wide margin of the most 905 00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,708 number of practicing members and yet it 906 00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,542 makes up only 0.2% of 907 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:00,417 the world's population. 908 00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:03,708 Why is that? Why is the original less 909 00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,208 popular than "Iniserations" if any? Less 910 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:08,167 true than the others? 911 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:11,833 Are we talking about 912 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,708 relation or board games or music? 913 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:18,375 Yes. It has the fewest members because it 914 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:19,833 doesn't advertise. It 915 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:20,750 doesn't have people like you. 916 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,958 Knocking on doors, selling people a 917 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:24,833 better life, a better 918 00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:26,000 board game, a better song. 919 00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:28,750 Do you know what I'm saying? 920 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:32,125 Are the missionaries ready to sell people 921 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,042 for an organisation? 922 00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:36,292 The product you're selling is an idea. 923 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,667 You knock on my door and you sell, maybe 924 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,083 I buy, maybe I don't buy. 925 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,917 Put in the rules of engagement when I 926 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,167 invite you into my house. 927 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:44,792 We are negotiating a 928 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:46,667 transaction of ideologies. 929 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:52,417 What I'm trying to say to you tonight is 930 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,583 that I have an idea which I 931 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:56,000 would like to sell to you. 932 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:19,083 [Door slams shut] 933 00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:33,833 My argument is that the holy texts which 934 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:36,125 we revere are just mythological 935 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:38,917 iterations of stories which ancient 936 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:39,792 people have been telling 937 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,708 each other for centuries. 938 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,458 [Door slams shut] 939 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,583 They're not true or real in any literal 940 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:50,042 sense. They are merely a 941 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:52,208 contrary to a more ancient truth. 942 00:48:52,792 --> 00:49:01,708 [Door slams shut] 943 00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:06,708 The story of a savior who was born to a 944 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:09,542 virgin, who could perform miracles and 945 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,000 who supernaturally resurrected, 946 00:49:12,167 --> 00:49:14,583 was a very popular story for at least a 947 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:18,333 thousand years before Jesus was born. 948 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:21,000 One of my black hair was a 949 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,458 grenade, both dressed similar. 950 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,458 No, never a sapphire. 951 00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:30,292 Mithras performed miracles. He was marked 952 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,333 by the sign of the cross. 953 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,750 Oras walked on water, was 954 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,500 crucified, had twelve disciples. 955 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,667 Krishna, as he was a carpenter, born to a 956 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,542 virgin, baptized in the river, rose from 957 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:42,250 the dead, and ascended into heaven. 958 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:47,958 This little gallery depicts twelve gods 959 00:49:48,042 --> 00:49:50,167 who were born on December the 25th, all 960 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:52,792 of whom predate the existence of Jesus. 961 00:49:54,375 --> 00:49:57,375 I am sorry, but it is impossible to 962 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,583 ignore the influence of 963 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,292 one narrative upon another, 964 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,458 or to ignore the fact that all these 965 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,708 stories iterate into... 966 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:10,167 Star Wars, Episode 1, The Phantom Menace. 967 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:11,917 Can you imagine thousands of years from 968 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,042 now, people accepting Jar Jar as a 969 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,417 significant religious figure? 970 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,000 But you're a virgin? 971 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:20,667 Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks. 972 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,833 Jar Jar, excuse me. 973 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,500 Never mind. 974 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:31,708 It is all terrifying, isn't it? I'm sorry. 975 00:50:31,792 --> 00:50:36,375 It is. It is all. 976 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:51,375 Scary. 977 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:54,125 I'm scared. 978 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:56,833 I'm scared just 979 00:50:56,917 --> 00:50:57,792 saying it out loud, really. 980 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,833 [knocking] 981 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:10,042 If God is real, that he watches one may 982 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:13,083 masturbate, and he has such a fragile ego 983 00:51:13,167 --> 00:51:15,167 that he only helps us when we beg him and 984 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:16,125 shower him with praise, 985 00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:17,833 and he hates gay people for being what he 986 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:19,708 made them to be, well, that's terrifying. 987 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:28,083 [knocking] 988 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,458 If there's no God, then we're just horny 989 00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:33,083 microscopic, anstulating on a rock 990 00:51:33,167 --> 00:51:34,875 through space with no divine purpose and 991 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,500 no hope to achieve eternal life well. 992 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:39,167 That's terrifying too. 993 00:51:42,292 --> 00:51:44,125 Either the church is true, or it is a 994 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,375 fraud. It is the 995 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:46,708 church and kingdom of God. 996 00:51:46,792 --> 00:51:48,333 Already there's nothing. 997 00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:49,958 You agree with that? 998 00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:53,083 Would it help if I told you this is 999 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,750 Gordon B. Hinckley, the 15th president of 1000 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:56,083 your church? You agree with Gordon? 1001 00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:56,625 Yes. 1002 00:51:57,792 --> 00:51:58,625 Put your mind. 1003 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,458 So either it is all true 1004 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,875 or none of it's true. Yes? 1005 00:52:04,292 --> 00:52:04,500 Yes. 1006 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:10,167 Then I want you to choose which door to 1007 00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:10,750 go through based on your faith. 1008 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:17,750 Are you asking us for us to deliberate 1009 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:19,917 our belief in the church factor, which 1010 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,542 will correspond to what's going on? 1011 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:22,500 I'm asking you to choose 1012 00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:27,083 between belief and disbelief. 1013 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,125 My own claim is that all 10,000 1014 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,958 verifiable religions that exist in the 1015 00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:34,708 world today are as artificial as the symbolic church you're currently standing in. 1016 00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:42,000 It is fast. There is nothing holy here. 1017 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:46,917 Your religious text is mere ornament, as 1018 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,458 hollow and as capitalistic 1019 00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:48,792 as these ridiculous games. 1020 00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:22,875 I want you to know what is going to 1021 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,792 happen to us before we choose. 1022 00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:26,625 I don't even know how to begin to answer 1023 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,500 that question if it hasn't happened yet. 1024 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:33,500 Wow, Mr. Reid, you've introduced a lot of 1025 00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:38,083 interesting points. I think we can admit 1026 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:40,250 that you're a very smart man and we still 1027 00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:41,250 have a lot to learn. 1028 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:44,708 So in fact, I would like to agree that 1029 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:49,042 you've convinced us and we'd like to lead 1030 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:49,833 through the disbelief 1031 00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,875 door and go home now. 1032 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:53,792 Right, Sister Barnes? 1033 00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:06,458 Sister? Sister Barnes? I think we should 1034 00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,250 listen to our super-made 1035 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,500 thoughtful host choose the right. 1036 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:13,333 You know, choose the right? 1037 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,125 They taught us in primaries? 1038 00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:20,625 What did you say to him? We're just not 1039 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:21,542 going to let us go just 1040 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:22,708 because we admit he's right. 1041 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:25,875 Let's just get out of here while our host 1042 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,000 is being gracious enough to let us leave. 1043 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,792 I think that we're being studied. 1044 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:35,375 I think he wants to learn something about 1045 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,458 us based on which door we open. 1046 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,250 Is that the game? 1047 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:47,042 Someone scratches their neck and he's 1048 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:50,000 watching. We say the wrong thing and he 1049 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:50,708 stumbles on his words. 1050 00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:52,917 He has a flame flickers and it captures 1051 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,542 his attention. What 1052 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:56,917 have you been looking for? 1053 00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:03,833 What have you found? If I'm right, then 1054 00:55:03,917 --> 00:55:06,042 the only thing that matters right now is 1055 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:06,708 what we actually believe. 1056 00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:13,750 Yeah, because I think your rhetoric is 1057 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:16,167 thin. Your garage sale board gave 1058 00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:17,583 metaphors kind of offensive. 1059 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:21,417 I mean, you ask why Judaism only makes up 1060 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,833 0.2% of the world's population but didn't 1061 00:55:23,917 --> 00:55:25,125 even pause for the Holocaust. 1062 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,625 You make no acknowledgment of the 1063 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:29,417 religious persecution Jewish people have 1064 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,417 faced. You just use it as a setup to a 1065 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:31,750 punchline about missionaries. 1066 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,000 And then you skip over the fact that none 1067 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,958 of this addresses Islam as Muslims don't 1068 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,417 even believe Christ was resurrected. 1069 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,208 And then you point out all the 1070 00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:42,125 similarities these mythological gods have 1071 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,875 with Jesus but breeze over the many 1072 00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:45,083 glaring differences. 1073 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:46,708 One of these guys has 1074 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:48,500 a freaking bird head. 1075 00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:55,458 I don't think that my point of view fits 1076 00:55:55,542 --> 00:55:56,708 into belief or disbelief. 1077 00:55:56,792 --> 00:56:00,167 I think there's an entire spectrum that 1078 00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:01,708 you came this neglecting. 1079 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:05,208 So it doesn't matter 1080 00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:06,458 what I believe, does it? 1081 00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:12,667 Sister Paxton, do you believe in God? 1082 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:14,417 Yes. 1083 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,333 But let's leave through here. 1084 00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:22,542 Let's be honest and sincere in that God 1085 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:23,792 to solve what happens next for us. 1086 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:42,167 Okay, everybody. Now, thank you for all 1087 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,667 your mentorship and thank 1088 00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:45,375 you for letting us leave. 1089 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:33,833 Sister, it's okay. I'm going to step out 1090 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:35,042 of time. We'll go slow. 1091 01:00:56,792 --> 01:01:04,042 (ominous music) 1092 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:15,333 Mrs. Rink, say you. 1093 01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:35,750 (ominous music) 1094 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:51,292 What's happening to her? 1095 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:55,125 (ominous music) 1096 01:01:57,958 --> 01:02:02,167 (ominous music) 1097 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:04,042 But every 1098 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:08,125 I'll be over 1099 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:10,125 Are you straight? 1100 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:14,750 Where are you? 1101 01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:18,125 (ominous music) 1102 01:02:26,792 --> 01:02:28,917 Just like an angel 1103 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,667 Seems to cry 1104 01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:45,250 And you are 1105 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,583 In my sharp scratch 1106 01:02:55,792 --> 01:03:10,458 ♪249 to cross the road 1107 01:03:11,917 --> 01:03:11,958 (ominous music) 1108 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:12,833 (ominous music) 1109 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,625 Oh God. 1110 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,875 (ominous music) 1111 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:30,125 (dramatic music) 1112 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:30,417 (dramatic music) 1113 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,750 I wanna have a picture of the world 1114 01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:39,000 I wanna have a picture of the world 1115 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:44,708 I wanna have a picture of the world 1116 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:53,208 I wanna have a picture of the world 1117 01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:58,500 I wanna have a picture of the world 1118 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:01,292 It's so very special 1119 01:04:05,125 --> 01:04:06,500 But I'm a dream 1120 01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,542 I wanna know 1121 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:19,333 What's the matter to him 1122 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:24,083 When I'm alive 1123 01:04:25,167 --> 01:04:25,208 (gagging) 1124 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,167 I had to be sure before 1125 01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,417 I introduced you to her. 1126 01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:33,708 She's a good one. 1127 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:36,542 You are now in the presence 1128 01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:39,375 of a living prophet of God. 1129 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:44,958 (dramatic music) 1130 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:59,167 The reason I invited you 1131 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:00,625 into my sanctuary tonight 1132 01:05:01,042 --> 01:05:02,708 is because I have been shown a miracle. 1133 01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:05,875 I believe this miracle is proof 1134 01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:07,125 that all known religions 1135 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:08,417 have demonstrably forced 1136 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,375 and only an ancient 1137 01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:13,000 echo of something true. 1138 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:18,458 I need a witness, you, to 1139 01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:21,083 verify that the miracle is real. 1140 01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:34,375 (dramatic music) 1141 01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:37,375 Now, our family 1142 01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:38,792 recipe for blueberry pies, 1143 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:39,958 I think traditional 1144 01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:41,500 one ingredients include 1145 01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,000 butter flour, cornstarch, 1146 01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,625 sugar, lemon, blueberries, 1147 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,792 of course, but tonight I've 1148 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,167 also included some wolf's bang 1149 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:52,667 and some balladona, which 1150 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,208 means that in a short while 1151 01:05:57,667 --> 01:05:58,833 the prophet will be dead 1152 01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,167 from consuming the pie. 1153 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,708 (dramatic music) 1154 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,917 Then you will witness a miracle. 1155 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:11,625 By the grace of God, 1156 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,583 she will be resurrected. 1157 01:06:17,042 --> 01:06:19,083 (gagging) 1158 01:06:37,042 --> 01:06:53,000 (dramatic music) 1159 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:54,458 Now, fill her pots, please. 1160 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:56,833 Both of you. 1161 01:06:57,292 --> 01:07:00,042 (dramatic music) 1162 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:04,208 I need you to feel her pulse right now. 1163 01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:12,583 Acknowledge, please, that her heart has 1164 01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:13,583 now stopped pumping. 1165 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:14,542 Do you know how to do that? 1166 01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:16,958 Index middle finger 1167 01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:17,833 on the side of the neck 1168 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,208 in a soft hollow area 1169 01:07:19,292 --> 01:07:20,417 just beside the blue pie. 1170 01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:24,708 Both of you, please, 1171 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:26,042 lift her head to the shore. 1172 01:07:29,292 --> 01:07:32,875 (dramatic music) 1173 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:35,417 (sniffing) 1174 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:38,875 (crying) 1175 01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:42,625 No, that's just a catalytic spasm. 1176 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:44,250 She's alive. 1177 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,417 No, no, no, no, she had chemicals 1178 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,625 being released into her body. 1179 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:48,583 Acknowledge, please, 1180 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:49,375 that there's no pulse. 1181 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:51,792 Acknowledge. 1182 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:53,458 Thank you. 1183 01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:54,667 Acknowledge that she 1184 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,125 is no longer breathing. 1185 01:07:59,125 --> 01:07:59,750 You feel her breath. 1186 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:06,208 No, no. 1187 01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:07,000 So she's dead? 1188 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:07,667 Yeah. 1189 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,083 Okay, thank you. 1190 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:13,458 A moment longer and you 1191 01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:15,792 will witness a resurrection. 1192 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:20,417 She'll return and she will tell us 1193 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,708 what she saw in the afterlife. 1194 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,750 That's the perfect moment. 1195 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:30,333 (crying) 1196 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:30,917 Hello. 1197 01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,750 (crying) 1198 01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:37,125 (speaking in foreign language) 1199 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:41,750 (speaking in foreign language) 1200 01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:47,500 (dramatic music) 1201 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:49,667 You're all dirty. 1202 01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:52,958 (dramatic music) 1203 01:09:00,792 --> 01:09:09,458 (dramatic music) 1204 01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:13,000 Waster cream. 1205 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:14,125 Waster cream. 1206 01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:16,417 Right now, no, the answer's the card. 1207 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,750 (dramatic music) 1208 01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:23,292 (knocking) 1209 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:25,917 He's coming back. 1210 01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:26,833 It's okay, it's okay. 1211 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:30,542 (screaming) 1212 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:42,708 Come here. 1213 01:09:51,792 --> 01:09:52,833 Oh, sorry. 1214 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:53,708 Oh, he's at the back. 1215 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:55,375 No, I'm sorry to bother you. 1216 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,583 I'm just in the neighborhood 1217 01:09:56,667 --> 01:09:58,125 looking for two young ladies 1218 01:09:58,208 --> 01:09:58,917 from my church. 1219 01:09:59,500 --> 01:09:59,708 Oh. 1220 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,375 Is everything all right? 1221 01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,625 (screaming) 1222 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:08,125 Here. 1223 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:11,208 I'm sure everything's 1224 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:12,292 fine, I just wonder if they 1225 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:14,042 stand by. 1226 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,792 No, I'm sorry to say you are the first 1227 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:19,125 house quarter I've had all day, son. 1228 01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:21,417 Did you see this? 1229 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:22,375 It's locked. 1230 01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:24,500 (dramatic music) 1231 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:28,625 Help, help. 1232 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:32,708 We can pull through the matches. 1233 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,667 We start a fire, so God speaking, 1234 01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:36,917 I have to make sure that you're not 1235 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:37,583 turning through here. 1236 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,958 Okay, but you did ask 1237 01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:42,542 for more information 1238 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:43,500 on the church, right? 1239 01:10:44,167 --> 01:10:44,917 This is which church? 1240 01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:46,750 The church of Jesus Christ, not here. 1241 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,542 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1242 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:51,208 (dramatic music) 1243 01:10:55,458 --> 01:10:58,583 (dramatic music) 1244 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:02,500 Is there some other way I can help? 1245 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:04,167 Do you want to use my phone? 1246 01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:04,625 Call the police. 1247 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:05,833 I can get my phone. 1248 01:11:06,542 --> 01:11:07,833 I hope you don't look around. 1249 01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:08,667 I'm sure they're not far. 1250 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:11,042 Thank you for your time. 1251 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,458 All right, well, good luck. 1252 01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:13,708 Yeah, let me know. 1253 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,958 (dramatic music) 1254 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:29,208 (dramatic music) 1255 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:14,042 (dramatic music) 1256 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,500 Get out of here. 1257 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:21,833 (dramatic music) 1258 01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:28,167 (dramatic music) 1259 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:53,958 (dramatic music) 1260 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:55,250 He's coming. 1261 01:12:56,458 --> 01:13:05,000 (dramatic music) 1262 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,583 Yeah, yeah, any luck? 1263 01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:17,708 (dramatic music) 1264 01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:22,417 She moved. 1265 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:23,875 (dramatic music) 1266 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,542 My favorite car. 1267 01:13:28,417 --> 01:13:29,417 (dramatic music) 1268 01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,875 Are you remembering her wrong? 1269 01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:32,167 She hasn't moved at all. 1270 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,000 Her head is different. 1271 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:34,125 That's where she was. 1272 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:35,125 It's not. 1273 01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:37,500 This is not her memory. 1274 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,458 Please, please come on. 1275 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:40,250 No. 1276 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,625 (dramatic music) 1277 01:13:46,167 --> 01:13:47,250 I beat Remus. 1278 01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:50,125 I didn't ask you one question. 1279 01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:55,167 (dramatic music) 1280 01:13:56,542 --> 01:13:57,417 Have you received this booklet? 1281 01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:01,667 I have not, but I will 1282 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,375 give you a look, see. 1283 01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:06,333 (dramatic music) 1284 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:22,958 (dramatic music) 1285 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,958 (dramatic music) 1286 01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:24,500 (dramatic music) 1287 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:25,917 No, no. 1288 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:26,667 Turns. 1289 01:15:28,292 --> 01:15:37,875 My name, why, how, not heaven. 1290 01:15:38,917 --> 01:15:39,917 (dramatic music) 1291 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:47,958 It is not heaven. 1292 01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:51,917 Be here. 1293 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:55,458 And thank you, Prophet. 1294 01:15:56,167 --> 01:15:57,292 We are very grateful for 1295 01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:58,667 your message to the other side. 1296 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,500 Your prophecy will be recorded 1297 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:04,250 into our literature of text. 1298 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:04,917 Hmm? 1299 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,792 Oh, you must be in this hospital. 1300 01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:08,000 Take my own. 1301 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:26,792 (dramatic music) (dramatic music) 1302 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:36,583 Well now, we say this 1303 01:16:36,667 --> 01:16:37,417 is rather interesting 1304 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:41,875 because I know that 1305 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,167 one of you has been lying 1306 01:16:45,792 --> 01:16:48,083 since you first got here. 1307 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:49,708 And do you know how I 1308 01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:51,042 know that, excuse me, 1309 01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:52,000 can I take that? 1310 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,833 I know, from the bay, that 1311 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:58,500 fire reacts to each of you. 1312 01:16:58,750 --> 01:16:58,958 A, 1313 01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:04,125 B, yeah, one of you has a 1314 01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:06,458 very, very, very big secret, 1315 01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:07,875 but we will know more soon. 1316 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:11,708 There will be, before we saw a woman die 1317 01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:12,792 and come back to life, 1318 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,125 and there will be, after. 1319 01:17:15,417 --> 01:17:16,792 Books will be written about it. 1320 01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:18,250 So choose your word 1321 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,625 very carefully when I ask. 1322 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:21,667 What are you with this? 1323 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:25,250 Tell me, tell me what you saw. 1324 01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:27,208 How did she? 1325 01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:30,333 No, no, no, if you didn't see something, 1326 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:30,958 don't tell me, you 1327 01:17:31,042 --> 01:17:32,042 absolutely must tell me. 1328 01:17:32,875 --> 01:17:33,458 I don't know. 1329 01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:35,417 Because if I'm wrong, I need to hear it. 1330 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:35,750 That's why you're-- 1331 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,208 It's a contrived experiment. 1332 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,208 Where are your prisoners? 1333 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,083 It doesn't make sense 1334 01:17:39,167 --> 01:17:40,167 for us to have an opinion. 1335 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:41,500 You must know by now that any of us 1336 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,500 can leave whatever we want. 1337 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:43,792 But why would we want 1338 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,458 after what we've seen? 1339 01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:45,875 Sorry. 1340 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,417 I saw, I heard her describe 1341 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:51,125 and she experienced it on the other side. 1342 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,167 Right, what did you hear? 1343 01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:55,708 She said there was a conductor. 1344 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:56,750 Yes. 1345 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:58,000 Did she mean angel? 1346 01:17:58,500 --> 01:17:58,708 Yeah. 1347 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:01,542 She had a feeling of disassociation, 1348 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,125 a feeling that something wasn't real. 1349 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:04,917 That's it? 1350 01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,458 For now you know. 1351 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,292 Now we know. 1352 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:10,958 Yeah, now you know. 1353 01:18:12,792 --> 01:18:12,958 No? 1354 01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:15,792 I can show you God. 1355 01:18:17,708 --> 01:18:19,458 If you're willing to. 1356 01:18:19,542 --> 01:18:22,208 It could be painless. 1357 01:18:22,417 --> 01:18:23,167 It could be temporary. 1358 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:24,333 Like the prophet, you 1359 01:18:24,417 --> 01:18:25,250 could be brought back. 1360 01:18:26,917 --> 01:18:28,417 Doesn't have to be frightening at all. 1361 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:28,958 I'll tell you. 1362 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:29,833 I'll tell you what's frightening. 1363 01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:30,875 Not that you're frightened. 1364 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:32,375 Where do we come from? 1365 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,042 What are we doing here? 1366 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:33,792 What's our purpose? 1367 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:35,208 The terror of those 1368 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:36,708 questions is why religions exist. 1369 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,917 I can answer those questions for you. 1370 01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:40,625 I can give you a comfort. 1371 01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,792 No religion in the world 1372 01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:44,250 is capable of giving you. 1373 01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:48,000 It all makes sense now. 1374 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,500 I've been asking myself all night, 1375 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:56,417 how is he gonna make killing us our idea? 1376 01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:00,792 Sister Barnes, you're in a muddle. 1377 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:01,875 I know, I can't tell if 1378 01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:03,417 you're playing chess or checkers. 1379 01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:04,958 Monopoly? 1380 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:06,750 Come on, it was right there. 1381 01:19:07,292 --> 01:19:08,625 You didn't show us a miracle. 1382 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:10,458 Okay, what did I show you? 1383 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:12,792 That wasn't a miracle. 1384 01:19:13,417 --> 01:19:13,792 So you said, what did you say? 1385 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,042 What did I show you? 1386 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,875 That was not a miracle. 1387 01:19:17,167 --> 01:19:18,167 What did I show you? 1388 01:19:20,042 --> 01:19:22,125 It was a magic trick. 1389 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:25,375 A magic trick. 1390 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,000 You all know why we 1391 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,083 don't talk about Taco Bell? 1392 01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:36,125 They killed me when I was four years old. 1393 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:37,375 50 people were 1394 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,167 hospitalized from an E. coli outbreak. 1395 01:19:39,667 --> 01:19:41,542 My kids at school call it Big Taco Health 1396 01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:42,833 because I was clinically dead 1397 01:19:42,917 --> 01:19:44,792 while doctors operated on my kidneys. 1398 01:19:46,417 --> 01:19:50,083 When I was dead, I saw 1399 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:53,042 exactly what your prophet described. 1400 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:55,667 A blinding white light, 1401 01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:57,583 clouds but not heaven, 1402 01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,417 a sense of wanting to return, 1403 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:00,458 a feeling that my state 1404 01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:01,750 of reality wasn't real. 1405 01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:05,333 That wasn't a prophecy. 1406 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,792 That was a near-death experience. 1407 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:11,458 When the oxygen leaves your brain 1408 01:20:11,542 --> 01:20:12,750 or your heart stops pumping, 1409 01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:15,750 your mind creates unbelievable things. 1410 01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:19,292 I think you've been keeping this woman 1411 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:20,417 on the edge of death in 1412 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:21,708 order to ask her questions 1413 01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:23,542 about meaningless hallucinations 1414 01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:26,042 so that you can substantiate your idea 1415 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:29,833 of what the one true religion really is. 1416 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:33,083 Did you know that when 1417 01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:33,792 you remember something 1418 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:34,500 you're really in ear 1419 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:35,542 remembering the last time 1420 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:36,625 you remember that experience? 1421 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:40,250 You're not actually recording the event. 1422 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,875 So your memory of dying at Taco Health 1423 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,375 isn't really of dying. 1424 01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:46,958 It's of the memory of 1425 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:48,000 the memory of the memory 1426 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:48,833 of the memory of the 1427 01:20:48,917 --> 01:20:51,250 memory stopping of that event. 1428 01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:54,417 So you're remembering a false correlation 1429 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,167 with the experience 1430 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:55,958 you've just witnessed. 1431 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:59,333 But this, this is happening right now. 1432 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,875 That's why I think, 1433 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:03,417 Sister Barnes, Sister Baxter, 1434 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,333 that you really need to pay attention 1435 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:06,958 because I promise you, 1436 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:08,500 we're not talking about a magic trick. 1437 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:17,042 No, we're talking 1438 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:19,167 about magic under what-- 1439 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,708 (bell dings) 1440 01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:27,958 (eerie music) 1441 01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:11,250 (screaming) 1442 01:22:24,167 --> 01:22:25,583 So come back to us. 1443 01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:27,292 I promise. 1444 01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:31,875 Sister Baxter, do not 1445 01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:33,167 forget you were right again. 1446 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:35,292 I like you. 1447 01:22:36,083 --> 01:22:38,375 I like you. 1448 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:48,417 Come on now, Sister B. 1449 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:50,542 Wiki Wiki. 1450 01:22:52,125 --> 01:22:53,833 (whooping) 1451 01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:55,125 No, that's not it, 1452 01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:56,625 that's not it, that's not it. 1453 01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,292 A mucky pot. 1454 01:22:57,958 --> 01:22:58,250 It's not there. 1455 01:23:00,667 --> 01:23:03,667 Bones, it'll be bones. 1456 01:23:04,667 --> 01:23:05,792 It's the one of you drunk, yeah. 1457 01:23:08,542 --> 01:23:08,667 What? 1458 01:23:12,958 --> 01:23:13,208 Hey. 1459 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,125 I'm very sorry. 1460 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:20,833 Something is wrong. 1461 01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:24,333 I'm not worried. 1462 01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:29,833 She's not coming back to us. 1463 01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:33,292 Yeah. 1464 01:23:34,667 --> 01:23:41,792 (dramatic music) 1465 01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:46,417 Yep, yep, yep. 1466 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:47,917 There it is. 1467 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,583 No, it doesn't, it's out of the vein. 1468 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:56,250 (laughing) 1469 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,792 (dramatic music) 1470 01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:02,708 The implant. 1471 01:24:03,542 --> 01:24:05,333 This is why she can't come back to us. 1472 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,000 Take a look. 1473 01:24:08,542 --> 01:24:09,208 I'm very sorry. 1474 01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:13,667 But Sister Barnes, she's a programmer. 1475 01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:17,000 She's not real. 1476 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:20,750 She will give you away the candles. 1477 01:24:21,917 --> 01:24:23,042 Why are you saying that? 1478 01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:24,167 Why are you still-- 1479 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:25,750 No, no, I know, I know, I know. 1480 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:27,208 How could you? 1481 01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:30,250 (dramatic music) 1482 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,000 Can you explain it to me? 1483 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,667 Are you, Sister Paxton, 1484 01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:43,708 familiar with the DICE concept 1485 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,167 of the butterfly dream? 1486 01:24:46,375 --> 01:24:46,958 Butterfly. 1487 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,250 Butterfly pops his 1488 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,000 wings and causes a typhoon? 1489 01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:52,125 That is the butterfly 1490 01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:53,292 effect, common mistake. 1491 01:24:53,792 --> 01:24:54,750 The butterfly dream 1492 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:58,583 concerns an ancient Chinese philosopher 1493 01:24:58,667 --> 01:25:00,500 who asked himself the following question. 1494 01:25:01,542 --> 01:25:02,583 Was I a man dreaming of 1495 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:04,375 a butterfly or am I now? 1496 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:05,958 A butterfly? 1497 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,500 Dreaming that I am a man. 1498 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:09,083 Come and sit down. 1499 01:25:10,167 --> 01:25:11,167 Don't, yes. 1500 01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:21,083 This is us. 1501 01:25:22,458 --> 01:25:23,375 You and me are known together. 1502 01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:25,042 That was Barnes. 1503 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:26,833 Bye-bye, Barnes. 1504 01:25:28,167 --> 01:25:30,583 I have come to a dark realization 1505 01:25:31,167 --> 01:25:33,208 that we exist inside a 1506 01:25:33,292 --> 01:25:34,500 simulation so advanced 1507 01:25:34,667 --> 01:25:35,542 that we cannot tell the 1508 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:36,833 difference between real life 1509 01:25:36,917 --> 01:25:39,333 and artificial dream. 1510 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:40,667 You heard the prophet, 1511 01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:43,500 she said, "It is not real." 1512 01:25:44,833 --> 01:25:46,458 You see, fire dynamics are 1513 01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:47,583 very difficult to render. 1514 01:25:47,667 --> 01:25:49,958 I've noticed a anomaly in its behavior 1515 01:25:50,042 --> 01:25:52,292 when it interacts with simulated NPCs 1516 01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:55,125 like poor old Sister Bee. 1517 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:56,792 She couldn't come back 1518 01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:58,708 to us, but when you die, 1519 01:25:59,417 --> 01:26:00,708 finger please, you 1520 01:26:00,792 --> 01:26:03,375 will pass through death 1521 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:07,417 and wake up into the real world. 1522 01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:08,708 What do you think? 1523 01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,500 Yes, no, maybe? 1524 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,208 That's so scary. 1525 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,375 Well, you're very welcome to, 1526 01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:24,250 to challenge my premise, I love that. 1527 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:27,458 Go for it. 1528 01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:35,000 I don't think this is a microchip. 1529 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,750 I think it's a contraceptive. 1530 01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:44,958 A birth control implant. 1531 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:47,083 Huh. 1532 01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:50,500 Tell me, have you ever 1533 01:26:50,583 --> 01:26:52,667 met a Mormon missionary 1534 01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:53,958 who was on birth control? 1535 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:58,750 Did Sister Barnes say 1536 01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:00,583 she was on birth control? 1537 01:27:01,250 --> 01:27:02,375 Her church would have made 1538 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:03,875 her feel ashamed about it 1539 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:05,750 and she would have been too embarrassed. 1540 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:08,750 Simulation theory is-- 1541 01:27:09,583 --> 01:27:10,375 Hypothesis, please, 1542 01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:11,375 sorry, it doesn't matter. 1543 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:14,000 Simulation hypothesis? 1544 01:27:15,458 --> 01:27:18,125 Is not testable, is it? 1545 01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:20,458 No, it's a matter of 1546 01:27:20,542 --> 01:27:21,833 belief, like any religion. 1547 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,042 You might believe it, bring it to all, 1548 01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:27,000 or you don't believe it, couple to all. 1549 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:35,417 With all due respect, I don't believe it. 1550 01:27:36,708 --> 01:27:38,042 I'm not smart enough to 1551 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:39,375 say why, I just don't. 1552 01:27:41,042 --> 01:27:41,542 Do you believe the 1553 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:42,583 miracle that I showed you? 1554 01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:44,042 Yes. 1555 01:27:45,250 --> 01:27:45,583 At first? 1556 01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:48,333 But now? 1557 01:27:49,917 --> 01:27:51,125 I think something happened 1558 01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:53,042 tonight that you didn't expect. 1559 01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,625 It feels like you're improvising, 1560 01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:56,792 trying to convince me 1561 01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:58,208 of a simulation theory 1562 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,292 that's not sticking, am I right? 1563 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,250 Are you asking me if you're right 1564 01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:08,542 that I am improvising for your right 1565 01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:10,708 that the simulation 1566 01:28:10,792 --> 01:28:12,083 narrative is not sticking? 1567 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:13,292 Yes. 1568 01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:17,792 High five. 1569 01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:23,667 So in fact, you agree with your friend, 1570 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:24,250 you think that the 1571 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:25,958 prophet was just hallucinating 1572 01:28:26,042 --> 01:28:27,750 a meaningless near death experience? 1573 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:29,167 No. 1574 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,458 I think he switched the bodies. 1575 01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:37,000 I just haven't figured out how yet. 1576 01:28:39,042 --> 01:28:39,292 I switched the bodies. 1577 01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,583 I switched the bodies. 1578 01:28:47,958 --> 01:28:48,875 The doorbell rang 1579 01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:50,542 when the elder got here. 1580 01:28:53,792 --> 01:28:55,708 Which drew our attention to the stairs. 1581 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,833 He would have been prepared for that. 1582 01:29:00,875 --> 01:29:02,208 When he came back downstairs, 1583 01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:04,333 I noticed the woman was in 1584 01:29:04,417 --> 01:29:06,250 the same position as before. 1585 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:09,250 It was similar, but it 1586 01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,292 was not the exact same. 1587 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:13,500 I think another woman 1588 01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:15,417 who looked exactly like her 1589 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,000 came into the basement 1590 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:18,583 through a hidden door 1591 01:29:18,875 --> 01:29:20,875 or something, disposed of her body 1592 01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:22,583 and then took her place at the table. 1593 01:29:23,042 --> 01:29:23,500 I see. 1594 01:29:24,583 --> 01:29:26,708 And then once we got back downstairs, 1595 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:30,833 she ran off a scripted prophecy 1596 01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:33,500 that you prepared for her. 1597 01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:37,042 Except the last thing she 1598 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,625 said was, "It is not real." 1599 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,292 Maybe she was trying to tell us that the 1600 01:29:45,375 --> 01:29:47,167 miracle wasn't real. 1601 01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:52,958 You see what I mean when 1602 01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:53,917 I say something happened 1603 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:54,917 that you didn't expect? 1604 01:29:55,792 --> 01:29:56,792 I think you gave her a 1605 01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:58,750 script and she went off a book 1606 01:29:59,208 --> 01:30:00,458 and now you're trying to recover. 1607 01:30:03,042 --> 01:30:05,042 Well, if that's right, then, uh, 1608 01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:06,792 there'd have to be another 1609 01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,375 way into this basement, huh? 1610 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:10,208 Shall we have a look? 1611 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,958 I don't think there is. 1612 01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:20,292 No? 1613 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:22,875 I'm not doing very well 1614 01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,750 with this deposit, hmm? 1615 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:26,750 Unless... 1616 01:31:00,792 --> 01:31:04,708 (eerie music) 1617 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:11,542 (eerie music) 1618 01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:27,750 Which means that... 1619 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:31,083 there would have to be a dead body down 1620 01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:31,792 there, if you're right. 1621 01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:33,250 Okay. 1622 01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:36,000 How will you test your theory? 1623 01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,167 I don't know. 1624 01:31:39,625 --> 01:31:42,375 But will you go into that hole and see if 1625 01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:43,375 there's somebody down there? 1626 01:31:43,750 --> 01:31:44,708 If I have to. 1627 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:46,875 Why would you do that? 1628 01:31:49,208 --> 01:31:50,708 Because I want to know the truth. 1629 01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:54,125 And because the only way out is through. 1630 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:55,917 Robert Frost? 1631 01:31:57,583 --> 01:31:57,917 Swamp thing. 1632 01:32:02,042 --> 01:32:02,708 Don't go into that cellar. 1633 01:32:02,792 --> 01:32:06,958 Unless you are prepared to 1634 01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:08,375 discover the one true religion. 1635 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:23,417 (eerie music) 1636 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:44,083 (sighs) 1637 01:32:53,167 --> 01:32:53,958 I knew it. 1638 01:32:55,083 --> 01:32:57,458 (eerie music) 1639 01:32:57,542 --> 01:32:58,750 (eerie music) 1640 01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:08,792 (eerie music) 1641 01:33:13,292 --> 01:33:30,167 (eerie music) (eerie music) 1642 01:33:40,792 --> 01:33:52,667 (eerie music) 1643 01:33:52,750 --> 01:34:14,625 (eerie music) (eerie music) 1644 01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:16,125 (eerie music) 1645 01:34:20,792 --> 01:34:29,458 (eerie music) 1646 01:34:29,542 --> 01:35:02,292 (eerie music) (eerie music) (eerie music) 1647 01:35:02,375 --> 01:35:07,500 (eerie music) 1648 01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:20,167 (eerie music) (eerie music) 1649 01:35:20,250 --> 01:35:45,167 (eerie music) It's not cold. 1650 01:35:47,750 --> 01:35:49,542 Have you figured it out yet? 1651 01:35:53,333 --> 01:35:54,250 I think so. 1652 01:35:56,792 --> 01:35:57,667 So what is it? 1653 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:03,333 What is the one true religion, Sister P? 1654 01:36:06,542 --> 01:36:06,708 It's... 1655 01:36:06,792 --> 01:36:10,333 (eerie music) 1656 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,292 When we first arrived, 1657 01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:19,292 you left us alone in your living room. 1658 01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,875 We thought you were talking to your wife, 1659 01:36:23,958 --> 01:36:25,583 but you were doing something else. 1660 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:27,333 I was. 1661 01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:30,875 You took a key from Sister Barnes' comb, 1662 01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:33,333 went outside to unlock 1663 01:36:33,417 --> 01:36:34,500 our bikes and hide them. 1664 01:36:34,792 --> 01:36:39,125 (eerie music) 1665 01:36:39,208 --> 01:36:41,375 I noticed your hair was wet when you came 1666 01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:42,375 back with the drinks 1667 01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:44,375 that you were around in the store. 1668 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:46,000 And it decided so because 1669 01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:46,833 you didn't want the elder 1670 01:36:46,917 --> 01:36:47,875 to find our bikes when you 1671 01:36:47,958 --> 01:36:49,000 came back looking for us. 1672 01:36:49,833 --> 01:36:50,208 But there was 1673 01:36:50,292 --> 01:36:51,500 something else on your mind. 1674 01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:53,125 There was. 1675 01:36:56,792 --> 01:36:57,750 You returned the bike 1676 01:36:57,833 --> 01:36:59,500 key to a wrong coat pocket. 1677 01:37:01,083 --> 01:37:03,542 You thought this was a mistake you made. 1678 01:37:06,083 --> 01:37:07,792 But now I know it once holds. 1679 01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:08,583 Why? 1680 01:37:10,208 --> 01:37:11,375 You gave the bike lock 1681 01:37:11,458 --> 01:37:13,250 to one of your prophets, 1682 01:37:14,083 --> 01:37:16,167 instructed them to lock the final cell 1683 01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:17,208 into our living room. 1684 01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:19,917 But why, why, why, why did I do that? 1685 01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:23,125 Because you wanted me to know. 1686 01:37:23,375 --> 01:37:24,667 The only reason I'm 1687 01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:26,083 standing here right now 1688 01:37:26,167 --> 01:37:27,750 is because it is exactly 1689 01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:29,750 where you want me to be standing. 1690 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:33,125 I'm not here because I chose to be. 1691 01:37:33,667 --> 01:37:34,333 I'm here because you 1692 01:37:34,417 --> 01:37:35,708 made me choose to be. 1693 01:37:37,208 --> 01:37:39,583 Because you want me to believe that one 1694 01:37:39,667 --> 01:37:44,208 true religion is control. 1695 01:37:45,542 --> 01:37:47,083 (dramatic music) 1696 01:37:50,833 --> 01:37:52,000 That is exactly right. 1697 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:57,750 Religion is just a system of control. 1698 01:37:58,750 --> 01:38:02,917 It's okay. I'm not here. 1699 01:38:03,375 --> 01:38:04,708 You see, that's what's so interesting. 1700 01:38:05,167 --> 01:38:06,167 They don't want your help. 1701 01:38:07,458 --> 01:38:08,375 They didn't know exactly 1702 01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:09,708 where they chose to be. 1703 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:11,292 But you killed that woman. 1704 01:38:11,750 --> 01:38:12,333 I disagree. 1705 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:15,375 She chose to eat a poisoned pie because 1706 01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:16,583 of her profound fate. 1707 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:20,708 It is called drinking the-- anyone? 1708 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:23,375 Kool-Aid. 1709 01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,500 It is true that I keep 1710 01:38:26,583 --> 01:38:27,667 these ladies a little chilly 1711 01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:30,042 in the little package, which I'm very 1712 01:38:30,125 --> 01:38:31,000 sorry, sorry ladies. 1713 01:38:31,958 --> 01:38:33,333 Only for the same reason 1714 01:38:33,417 --> 01:38:35,042 that your church goes to Haiti 1715 01:38:35,125 --> 01:38:36,833 to give out Bibles after America. 1716 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:39,250 It's easier to control 1717 01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:42,792 someone who has lost everything. 1718 01:38:43,958 --> 01:38:44,833 You're absolutely right, 1719 01:38:44,917 --> 01:38:45,542 she need to go off broke. 1720 01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:49,458 (glass breaking) Why did you do this? 1721 01:38:50,042 --> 01:38:52,708 The question is, why do you all let me? 1722 01:38:52,792 --> 01:38:57,333 (crying) 1723 01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:58,833 Sorry. 1724 01:39:00,167 --> 01:39:01,333 You are here because the 1725 01:39:01,417 --> 01:39:03,083 ideas of others have influenced 1726 01:39:03,167 --> 01:39:04,875 every single decision you've made since 1727 01:39:04,958 --> 01:39:05,792 the day you were born, 1728 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,333 and I've been able to predict every 1729 01:39:07,417 --> 01:39:08,375 decision you'd make tonight 1730 01:39:08,458 --> 01:39:09,125 because of that. 1731 01:39:10,958 --> 01:39:12,250 (crying) 1732 01:39:17,292 --> 01:39:19,292 You were allowed to dictate every 1733 01:39:19,375 --> 01:39:20,417 decision of your life. 1734 01:39:22,208 --> 01:39:26,458 They decide who you worship, where you 1735 01:39:26,542 --> 01:39:28,958 worship, what you worship. 1736 01:39:30,750 --> 01:39:32,958 They even dictate the 1737 01:39:33,042 --> 01:39:34,458 garments you wear on your clothes. 1738 01:39:35,750 --> 01:39:36,333 Why? 1739 01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:39,667 Go and let it under. 1740 01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:42,708 (crying) 1741 01:39:42,792 --> 01:39:43,750 (dramatic music) 1742 01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:47,042 (crying) 1743 01:39:48,792 --> 01:39:54,750 (dramatic music) 1744 01:40:48,750 --> 01:40:51,500 (dramatic music) 1745 01:41:18,792 --> 01:41:21,500 (dramatic music) 1746 01:41:48,750 --> 01:41:58,833 (dramatic music) 1747 01:41:58,917 --> 01:42:03,833 (grunting) 1748 01:42:03,917 --> 01:42:06,458 (sniffing) 1749 01:42:06,542 --> 01:42:10,500 (dramatic music) 1750 01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:16,417 (grunting) 1751 01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:26,083 (dramatic music) 1752 01:42:26,375 --> 01:42:26,667 Pray. 1753 01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:35,375 Pray for us. 1754 01:42:40,375 --> 01:42:40,625 Pray. 1755 01:42:42,208 --> 01:42:42,958 Does it work? 1756 01:42:44,458 --> 01:42:46,917 (sniffing) 1757 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,958 (sighing) 1758 01:42:49,042 --> 01:42:51,208 Have you ever heard of 1759 01:42:51,292 --> 01:42:52,917 the great prayer experiment? 1760 01:42:55,417 --> 01:43:00,958 They divided patients into groups, 1761 01:43:01,458 --> 01:43:02,292 those who received 1762 01:43:02,375 --> 01:43:04,417 prayers and those who didn't. 1763 01:43:06,708 --> 01:43:10,917 (dramatic music) The results of the study were conclusive. 1764 01:43:12,042 --> 01:43:12,958 It doesn't work. 1765 01:43:14,417 --> 01:43:16,083 But I think it's beautiful that we all 1766 01:43:16,167 --> 01:43:17,333 pray for each other. 1767 01:43:18,958 --> 01:43:20,708 Even though we all probably know 1768 01:43:21,042 --> 01:43:22,500 it doesn't make a difference. 1769 01:43:24,042 --> 01:43:25,000 (grunting) 1770 01:43:25,833 --> 01:43:27,792 It's just nice to think about someone 1771 01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:29,000 other than yourself. 1772 01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:32,542 Even if it's you. 1773 01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:36,292 (grunting) 1774 01:43:43,833 --> 01:43:46,000 (dramatic music) 1775 01:43:46,083 --> 01:43:50,875 (dramatic music) 1776 01:43:50,958 --> 01:43:56,417 (grunting) 1777 01:43:56,500 --> 01:43:59,625 (dramatic music) 1778 01:43:59,708 --> 01:44:00,833 (dramatic music) 1779 01:44:08,625 --> 01:44:26,833 (dramatic music) 1780 01:44:26,917 --> 01:44:29,542 (grunting) 1781 01:44:38,583 --> 01:44:41,333 (dramatic music) 1782 01:45:08,625 --> 01:45:11,333 (dramatic music) 1783 01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:39,875 My sister. 1784 01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:52,125 (dramatic music) 1785 01:45:52,208 --> 01:46:11,333 (dramatic music) (dramatic music) 1786 01:46:38,625 --> 01:46:41,333 (dramatic music) 1787 01:47:08,625 --> 01:47:18,917 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)