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(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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PAXTON: I heard Magnum condoms
are basically

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the same size
as regular condoms.

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BARNES: Mmm-mmm.

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PAXTON: Which makes you
think, like,

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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?

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Like, if you grew up
being told

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the Book of Mormon is fake,

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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause

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that's what you were told.

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BARNES: No, Magnums are huge.

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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,

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like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.

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PAXTON: (SIGHS)
Sounds made up.

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- BARNES: Elephant trunk.
- (CROW CAWING)

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yup.
That's what she would call it.

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(PAXTON EXHALES)

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PAXTON: I was
watching this video,

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I'm not sure where I saw it.

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It was these two people
having intercourse,

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um, sexual intercourse,

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sex, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.

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Like an amateur
porno... nography type thing?

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Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,

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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.

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Just screaming.

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And then, all of a sudden,

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off camera, in the hallway,

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you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,

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"We can hear you!"

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And the couple stop sex-ing.

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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces

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was so painful.

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And the porno-girl
who's, like,

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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,

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"Good!" under her breath,

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but you can literally
see her soul

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being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.

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All of her dignity gone,

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as if realizing
for the first time, like,

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"Wow, this is my life,

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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."

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And I just thought,

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"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."

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Because, like, in that moment,

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I was like, "Yeah."

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God's real.

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We have souls.

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It's divine confirmation.

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Do you watch a lot of...

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- No! I do not! No.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.

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No.

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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!

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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.

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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay. (LAUGHING)

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Oh, I hope this goes well.
(SIGHS)

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I know it's not a competition,

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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator

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on my mission yet. (SNIFFS)

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It's okay,
I've only converted,

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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?

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Balls.

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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?

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The porno thing?

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Like...

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How has God shown you
that the church is true?

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I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...

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I haven't really
thought about it.

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But you know it's true.

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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PAXTON: <i>If ye receive
no witness</i>

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until after the trial
of your faith...

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- If ye receive no witness...
- (PANTING)

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BARNES: Who do we have...

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after this couple again?

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PAXTON: I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.

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BARNES: Okay. Oh, yeah.

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PAXTON: Okay, for every flight
of stairs...

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BARNES: Yeah?
PAXTON: ...our husband

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- gets five times hotter.
- (BARNES LAUGHS)

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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,

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and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.

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Are you interested in learning

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about our savior,
Jesus Christ?

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(SIGHS WEARILY) Okay.

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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,

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Sister Barnes, and...

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PAXTON: You ever feel
like when you sing,

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it's, like,
too high or too low?

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BARNES: I don't really
like to sing.

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PAXTON: I think you have
a beautiful voice.

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I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...

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BARNES: No, you do. You do.

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PAXTON: I enjoy it.

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(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.

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SORORITY GIRL: Hey...

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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- (CAR HONKS)
- (GIRLS SCREAM)

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SORORITY GIRL: Sorry!

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Sorry! Can we get a pic?

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Oh, of course!

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Uh, here.

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- Is it true?
- Is what true?

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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?

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- (PAXTON GASPS)
- (CAR HONKS)

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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(BICYCLE SPOKES CLACKING)

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- (WIND WHISTLING)
- (PAXTON SOBBING)

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(SNIFFLES)

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(EXHALES)

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This is it.

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(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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PAXTON:
People think we're weird.

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What do you mean?

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I don't know.
That <i>South Park</i> musical

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kind of makes fun of us.

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I listened
to some of the songs,

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and they're actually
pretty funny.

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(LOCK CLICKS)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?

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You're awesome.

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Thanks.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(RAIN PATTERING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.

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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,

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Sister Barnes.

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God chooses prophets,

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- such as Adam,
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Noah, Abraham and Moses.

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The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.

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All right.

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Let's get you a baptism.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Okay.

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(THUD)

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(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(LOCK CLICKS)

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Ah!

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Good afternoon.

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- Hi. (CHUCKLES)
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.

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Um, are you Mr. Reed?

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I am. Hello to you.

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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.

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You are Paxton,
you are Barnes.

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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...

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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.

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- Paxton, Barnes.
- BARNES: Yeah.

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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.

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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by

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because you mentioned
you might be interested

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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ

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of Latter-day Saints?

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE)

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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,

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as it will help you
understand the restoration.

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I... I actually
have one already,

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but, um, you can never
have too many.

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It... it tells you
all the ways

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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.

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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.

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...God chooses prophets,

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such as Adam, Noah, Abraham
and Moses.

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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...

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(CHUCKLING) ...it is very,
very wet.

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...teach about God
and receive revelation,

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and they interpret
the word of God, and preach

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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...

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Would you like to come inside?

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...people lose knowledge
of the gospel.

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Do you have a girl roommate?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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A girl, who?

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BARNES: A... a roommate?

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We can't come inside unless
another woman is present

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but, um, we can, uh,
stay out here

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in the doorway,
if that's fine with you?

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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.

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Well, my wife is home.
Does that count?

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- Yeah!
- Perfect.

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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...

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I haven't had a roommate
since, uh...

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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?

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- Yes!
- That's great!

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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.

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Then come on in!
Great!

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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!

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MR. REED: My wife has pie
in the oven.

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I've gained so much weight
on my mission.

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People are always
feeding us treats.

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We never seem
to turn them down. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, my wife loves to bake.

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(PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE)

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- May I take your coats?
- BARNES: Oh, yes.

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(SIGHS) I really love pie.
I'm super excited.

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My grandma used to make
the best pie.

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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.

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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,

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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.

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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.

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Good!

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Well, I will go
and check on the snacks.

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Make yourselves at home.

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Thank you.

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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(VELCRO TEARS)

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(GLASS CASE SHUTS)

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(SOFT CHUCKLE)

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(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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(RAIN PATTERING)

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(WINGS FLUTTERING)

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- (GLASS CLINKING)
- (WINGS FLUTTERING)

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(FLOOR CREAKS)

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- (THUD)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(SIGHS)

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(ICE CUBES CLINKING
IN GLASSES)

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MR. REED:
My wife is being shy.

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(PAXTON CHUCKLES)

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But the pie, the pie is nigh.

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(LAUGHING)

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She'll have to be in the room
with us too.

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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.

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Please take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.

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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.

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I think...

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it is good to be religious.

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Well, our work here is done.

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(CHUCKLES) No. I just want you
to know that before we start.

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Yeah, I think
that we would consider

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that refreshing to hear.

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Well, sometimes, it feels like

251
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maybe religion isn't at
the center of culture anymore.

252
00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:39,926
Well, it's fading, isn't it?

253
00:11:40,028 --> 00:11:42,525
Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.

254
00:11:42,627 --> 00:11:45,561
Okay, are you ready
to hear about

255
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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?

256
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I am! Wait.

257
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,067
Where are you both from?

258
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Me? Ogden, Utah.

259
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One of eight daughters.
I know,

260
00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:56,573
- it's as bad as it sounds.
- (ALL CHUCKLE)

261
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And Sister Barnes
is from Salt Lake City.

262
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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.

263
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MR. REED: Ah.

264
00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,914
And you're both
raised in the church, yeah?

265
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Born and raised.

266
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My mother was a convert,
so, um,

267
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when my dad passed away,

268
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we auditioned
a few different churches,

269
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just to see what was out there

270
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and see if we still
believed in it.

271
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MR. REED:
I know that feeling.

272
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I know that feeling very well.

273
00:12:14,494 --> 00:12:16,526
It's so important
to find your faith

274
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in a doctrine
you actually believe,

275
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and that's a very,
very personal struggle.

276
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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with

277
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for a very, very long time.

278
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You know,

279
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:29,971
what is the one,
true religion? (CHUCKLES)

280
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,211
PAXTON: It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us

281
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that we should

282
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prioritize other
investigators. (CHUCKLES)

283
00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:43,354
- Oh. (LAUGHS)
- Oh, but no! I...

284
00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:44,419
- (BARNES LAUGHING)
- I'm just saying

285
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that I could tell that you

286
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are a very spiritually
curious person,

287
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just like Joseph Smith.

288
00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:54,267
You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,

289
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Presbyterian, Methodist,
Catholicism.

290
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:58,733
And none of them quite fit,

291
00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:01,633
which is why
Joseph founded our church.

292
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BARNES: Mm-hmm.

293
00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:06,139
As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,

294
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:11,350
he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.

295
00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:12,550
PAXTON: Moroni.
BARNES: Moroni. Yeah.

296
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:15,815
Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate

297
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some golden plates
near his home.

298
00:13:18,823 --> 00:13:22,391
His mysterious translation
of those plates

299
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form the basis of this.

300
00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:26,393
- (LOUD THUD)
- (PAXTON AND BARNES LAUGH)

301
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:27,562
PAXTON: Wow!

302
00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:29,797
No, you read more than we do!

303
00:13:29,899 --> 00:13:30,864
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)
- No, seriously,

304
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:34,139
we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed!

305
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:35,973
(CHUCKLES) Mr. "Read."

306
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,538
(LAUGHING)

307
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,842
The pie smells amazing.

308
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,343
And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,

309
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,546
how does it make you feel?

310
00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:43,443
Can you guess
what kind of pie she's making?

311
00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:45,312
(INHALES DEEPLY)

312
00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:46,619
Is it...

313
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,220
blueberry pie?

314
00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:49,454
MR. REED: It is blueberry pie!

315
00:13:49,556 --> 00:13:50,486
- PAXTON: Yes! I knew it!
- (CHUCKLES)

316
00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:52,322
- My favorite!
- (ALL CHUCKLING)

317
00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:54,325
Going back, can I ask

318
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how did your father pass away?

319
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:01,532
- Um...
- MR. REED: I'm sorry.

320
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:02,661
- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.

321
00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:04,236
Blueberry disease?

322
00:14:04,338 --> 00:14:06,198
(CHUCKLING) Okay, that's...

323
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,505
That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.

324
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,207
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.

325
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,243
PAXTON: Uh...

326
00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:15,113
Lou Gehrig's disease.

327
00:14:15,215 --> 00:14:16,814
- Gehrig's.
- (GASPS)

328
00:14:17,912 --> 00:14:20,716
Oh, that's... that's awful.

329
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,882
I'm so sorry.
I... I... I misheard.

330
00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:25,556
That is a malicious
affliction.

331
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,093
I... I thought
you were making a joke

332
00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:29,026
about the pie. I'm sorry.

333
00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:30,091
Yeah.

334
00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:33,831
(INHALES SHARPLY)

335
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,701
Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?

336
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,771
Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?

337
00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,741
Mmm, no.

338
00:14:43,472 --> 00:14:45,007
Strange.

339
00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:55,180
Well, I'm...

340
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:57,316
I'm really sorry,
and I'm sorry about the...

341
00:14:58,526 --> 00:14:59,785
- blueberry mix-up.
- (BARNES CHUCKLES)

342
00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:01,386
It's okay. (CHUCKLES)

343
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:10,503
When I die, I want to come
back as a butterfly,

344
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,332
just to follow around
the people I love.

345
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:18,005
I'll land right on their hand.

346
00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:21,812
Not their arm, not their...
their head,

347
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:24,316
right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.

348
00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:25,176
- (RAPID TICKING)
- MR. REED: Ah.

349
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:26,519
- BARNES: That's sweet.
- (LIGHTS CLICK)

350
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,321
- (AUDIBLE VOLTAGE DROP)
- (METALLIC CLANK)

351
00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:30,085
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
- PAXTON: Oh!

352
00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:32,687
MR. REED: Apologies!
That is a foible of the house.

353
00:15:32,789 --> 00:15:33,756
(BARNES AND MR. REED CHUCKLE)

354
00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:35,761
I'm sorry. It does that.
It does that.

355
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:37,857
Um, well...

356
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,727
Ladies, I can't see you now.

357
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,168
- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.

358
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,695
BARNES: Time for what?

359
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:45,301
Time for pie!

360
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,131
(SHOUTS) Pie!

361
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,540
- (MR. REED LAUGHING)
- PAXTON: Woohoo!

362
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,341
MR. REED: And, uh,
time for enlightenment.

363
00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:50,439
- (MR. REED CLAPS)
- BARNES: Oh?

364
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:51,810
(PAXTON LAUGHS)

365
00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:53,443
MR. REED: I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.

366
00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:55,107
The word of wisdom forbids

367
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,946
caffeine and alcohol,
doesn't it?

368
00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:59,279
Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.

369
00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:01,584
Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,

370
00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:03,055
but we're just not thirsty.

371
00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:04,185
MR. REED: Aha.

372
00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:08,695
How do you feel
about awkward questions?

373
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:10,188
The meme?

374
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:13,099
Heh, no. I want to ask
an awkward, uh,

375
00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:16,029
an icky question,

376
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:18,603
an insensitive question
that I think

377
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:21,771
will add depth
to our conversation

378
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:23,507
very quickly
before the sun goes down

379
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:24,841
and we're done
for the evening.

380
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,877
But only if you're comfortable
with that.

381
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,745
BARNES: Well, we won't know
if we're comfortable

382
00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:30,415
- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.

383
00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:31,712
BARNES:
Maybe you just ask?

384
00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:32,844
Okay. (CLICKS TONGUE)

385
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:34,413
If you don't ask,

386
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,919
I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.

387
00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:41,222
Very well.
My question is this. Um...

388
00:16:42,063 --> 00:16:42,858
(SIGHS)

389
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,164
Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...

390
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:46,563
(PAXTON CHUCKLES)

391
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,093
Should I request a drum roll?

392
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,566
I'm going to request
a drum roll.

393
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:51,536
A drum roll please, ladies!

394
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:53,838
- (PAXTON HUMS)
- (MR. REED LAUGHS)

395
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,207
MR. REED: Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!

396
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:57,407
More! More! More!

397
00:16:57,509 --> 00:16:58,269
(PAXTON LAUGHING)

398
00:16:58,371 --> 00:16:59,841
Now, I... I... I...
my question is,

399
00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:01,473
how do you feel
about polygamy?

400
00:17:05,117 --> 00:17:07,182
How do you... how do you feel
about the concept of

401
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,954
a man having multiple wives?

402
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,894
I mean, it's...
it's not for me, um...

403
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:19,865
BARNES: Are you asking
from a biblical perspective?

404
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,763
MR. REED: Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history

405
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:22,963
with the misogynist practice

406
00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:24,331
of men claiming
multiple wives.

407
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:28,233
But I am fascinated by
the idea of Modern Revelation,

408
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,507
which was used
to erase this behavior

409
00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:31,644
from the church in 1890.

410
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,113
I just think
that's worthy of conversation.

411
00:17:34,215 --> 00:17:35,908
Yeah? Uh...

412
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:36,978
And what I mean by that

413
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,013
is that we're discussing
a church that

414
00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:40,886
decided that
a controversial practice

415
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,416
was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance

416
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,955
to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,

417
00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:48,858
word of God
told unto the prophet

418
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,389
to banish a provocative
religious pillar

419
00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:53,966
that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.

420
00:17:54,402 --> 00:17:56,162
Yeah, I know that, um,

421
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:59,133
it may be difficult
to understand, um,

422
00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:02,474
but, uh, polygamy
was a spiritual mission

423
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:04,235
needed at the time in order

424
00:18:04,337 --> 00:18:05,744
to grow the ranks
of our membership

425
00:18:05,846 --> 00:18:08,514
in the wake of much hardship
and bloodshed.

426
00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:11,147
Um...
a man having plural wives

427
00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:15,085
meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.

428
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,923
Hmm.

429
00:18:18,954 --> 00:18:20,593
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

430
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:22,827
It's, yeah,
it's sketch for sure,

431
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,257
- to our modern brains.
- BARNES: And it was...

432
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,059
it was removed from the church
not just because

433
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:27,700
it was grotesque
or controversial,

434
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,595
but just because
it wasn't necessary anymore.

435
00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:35,370
You see, I worry, and...

436
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:39,409
forgive my loud language,

437
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:40,539
uh, (CHUCKLES)

438
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,309
I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy

439
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,917
to legitimize his affairs
with other women.

440
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,084
I worry that Joseph's wife,
Emma Smith,

441
00:18:49,186 --> 00:18:51,424
was upset when he slept
with Fanny Alger,

442
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:54,791
their sixteen-year-old maid.

443
00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:56,926
I worry that
he formulated a plan

444
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:59,962
to use revelation
for consequence-free sex

445
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,993
in the aftermath
of that indiscretion

446
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:03,430
and others like it.

447
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:08,600
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."

448
00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:10,910
Spiderman.

449
00:19:11,476 --> 00:19:12,441
Voltaire.

450
00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:13,738
Right.

451
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,640
MR. REED: I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern

452
00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:19,444
that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.

453
00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:22,985
That is somewhat
of a distortion, I think...

454
00:19:23,087 --> 00:19:25,416
The church's own history
corroborates

455
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,857
and implies this...
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

456
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,460
...cynical
brainwashing tactic.

457
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:31,561
Is that true?

458
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:33,095
I... I... I'm sorry,

459
00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,229
I... I'm not sure
where you're getting this.

460
00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:38,903
If revelation by God
is filtered through man

461
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:42,301
and man is flawed
and man sins and man lies,

462
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:45,405
then how do we know
any of it's true?

463
00:19:45,507 --> 00:19:48,010
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.

464
00:19:48,112 --> 00:19:50,475
Bingo! (CHUCKLES)
That's exactly right!

465
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:52,413
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.

466
00:19:52,515 --> 00:19:56,351
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.

467
00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:58,956
Let us talk with our bishop

468
00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:01,420
about some of the points
you're raising. Um...

469
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:03,556
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?

470
00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:05,358
I try not to eat it.

471
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,692
None of us do, but go on,
we've all got one.

472
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,628
BARNES: Um...

473
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,801
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...

474
00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:14,067
What's Carl's Junior?

475
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,741
Hardee's on the East Coast.

476
00:20:15,843 --> 00:20:17,368
Burger King is better
than Hardee's

477
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,609
which is better
than Rally's...

478
00:20:18,711 --> 00:20:19,878
- Rally's?
- Checkers.

479
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,308
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)
- Burger King is better

480
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:22,774
than Hardee's,
which is better than Checkers,

481
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,375
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,

482
00:20:24,477 --> 00:20:25,476
which is better
than McDonalds,

483
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:26,783
which is better
than Jack in the Box,

484
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:27,952
which is better than nothing.

485
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:29,216
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.

486
00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:30,588
- I love breakfast!
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)

487
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:31,656
What about Taco Bell?

488
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:32,922
We don't talk about Taco Bell.

489
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,653
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?

490
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,193
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...

491
00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:39,161
(CHUCKLES) why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.

492
00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:41,831
All right, so...
so Burger King is number one.

493
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,362
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.

494
00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,437
MR. REED: Right.
Not Jack in the Box.

495
00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:46,536
I vote Wendy's.

496
00:20:46,638 --> 00:20:47,605
I could support.

497
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,808
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.

498
00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,208
Do you know?
I've never had a Wendy.

499
00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:54,209
(CHUCKLES)
That came out wrong.

500
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:56,014
- (BARNES AND PAXTON CHUCKLE)
- It's okay.

501
00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:59,918
MR. REED: So when I started
studying theology,

502
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,048
the last thing
I wanted to do was find...

503
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,723
the Wendy's of religions.

504
00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:06,784
I was just writing
a research paper

505
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:09,290
for a college class, and I was
content with dabbling.

506
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,391
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,

507
00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:15,362
whatever fit the mood.
(INHALES DEEPLY)

508
00:21:15,464 --> 00:21:19,630
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,

509
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:23,938
i.e., Mormonism, Scientology,
Islam, Buddhism,

510
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,372
as I got closer to God

511
00:21:26,474 --> 00:21:30,410
through genre
and rigorous study,

512
00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:33,019
as I worked
on my personal relationship

513
00:21:33,121 --> 00:21:36,154
with Heavenly Father,
and I think strengthened it,

514
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:38,717
do you know what I found?

515
00:21:40,488 --> 00:21:43,694
The more you know,
the less you know.

516
00:21:43,796 --> 00:21:44,794
(CANDLE SIZZLING OUT)

517
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:46,195
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

518
00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:48,728
And by the time I was 50,
I was malnourished

519
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:52,264
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain

520
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,840
for the best part of a decade.

521
00:21:54,942 --> 00:21:58,306
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination

522
00:21:58,408 --> 00:22:00,575
all claimed to be the one,
true doctrine,

523
00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:04,281
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.

524
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,187
So I wondered
what else was out there.

525
00:22:11,052 --> 00:22:12,823
I promise you,

526
00:22:12,925 --> 00:22:15,419
the last thing I wanted to do

527
00:22:15,522 --> 00:22:17,657
was find
the one true religion.

528
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,530
But unfortunately, I did.

529
00:22:28,239 --> 00:22:30,604
(UNSETTLING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

530
00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:36,414
Can we meet your wife?

531
00:22:36,516 --> 00:22:37,575
Please?

532
00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:40,216
MR. REED: Of course, yes!
(CHUCKLES)

533
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:43,350
She just has to be present,
and we want

534
00:22:43,452 --> 00:22:45,922
- to meet her as well.
- BARNES: Yeah.

535
00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:48,094
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.

536
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:55,299
(TIMER WINDING)

537
00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:59,164
(DOOR CREAKS)

538
00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:01,338
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

539
00:23:06,712 --> 00:23:07,975
(DOOR OPENS)

540
00:23:08,077 --> 00:23:09,713
(LIGHT BUZZING)

541
00:23:09,815 --> 00:23:11,247
(CLOCK TICKING)

542
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,680
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.

543
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,754
Yeah,
I don't want to spook him,

544
00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:18,355
but we should wrap this.

545
00:23:19,054 --> 00:23:20,621
Any messages?

546
00:23:22,257 --> 00:23:24,694
- Nothing.
- (EXHALES)

547
00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:26,592
Okay. Um...

548
00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:29,300
let's just politely wrap this
and head back.

549
00:23:30,135 --> 00:23:31,635
PAXTON:
Just the highlights...

550
00:23:31,737 --> 00:23:33,733
(CRACKLING)

551
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:40,707
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

552
00:23:45,718 --> 00:23:47,879
(SCRAPING)

553
00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:57,559
(GASPS)

554
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:02,663
(CLOCK TICKING)

555
00:24:05,636 --> 00:24:08,207
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CLOCK TICKING INTENSIFIES)

556
00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:10,975
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (MUSIC AND TICKING STOPS)

557
00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:13,371
MR. REED:
And she is finally ready.

558
00:24:13,473 --> 00:24:15,242
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

559
00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:16,875
(CHUCKLES) Sorry about that.

560
00:24:18,814 --> 00:24:22,081
(EXHALES) Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.

561
00:24:22,183 --> 00:24:23,453
There we are.

562
00:24:24,186 --> 00:24:25,851
- This way.
- Okay.

563
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,953
(GLASSES CLINKING)

564
00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:37,101
One moment, Mr. Reed.
Uh, we're just getting a call

565
00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:38,731
from the Relief Society
president.

566
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,064
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?

567
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,271
Hi.

568
00:24:41,373 --> 00:24:42,604
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.

569
00:24:42,706 --> 00:24:44,105
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.

570
00:24:44,207 --> 00:24:45,409
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

571
00:24:52,049 --> 00:24:53,945
(DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS)

572
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,156
- (SOFTLY) Should we leave?
- (SOFTLY) Now?

573
00:24:59,258 --> 00:25:01,724
- (SOFTLY) Yeah?
- (SOFTLY) Yes? Yes.

574
00:25:01,826 --> 00:25:03,061
(EXHALES)

575
00:25:03,163 --> 00:25:05,264
- (FLOOR CREAKING)
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

576
00:25:09,564 --> 00:25:11,996
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

577
00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:14,405
What is it?

578
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:16,167
Our bikes.

579
00:25:16,269 --> 00:25:17,541
Yeah?

580
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,005
They're locked outside.

581
00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:20,312
So what?

582
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,347
He has our coats.

583
00:25:23,515 --> 00:25:25,443
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.

584
00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,079
So we need our coats.

585
00:25:27,181 --> 00:25:28,954
Yeah.

586
00:25:29,056 --> 00:25:31,187
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?

587
00:25:31,289 --> 00:25:32,417
Walk back
without coats and bikes?

588
00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:34,287
What is that, two miles?

589
00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:36,523
No, I think it's four.

590
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:38,095
It's a little over the top,
but I...

591
00:25:38,197 --> 00:25:39,863
I'm fine.
I'm fine to walk, yeah?

592
00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:42,367
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

593
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,133
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.

594
00:25:46,235 --> 00:25:47,906
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

595
00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:50,471
(WHISPERS) There's no... lock.

596
00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:52,039
BARNES: (WHISPERING)
What? Pull harder.

597
00:25:52,141 --> 00:25:53,877
Here. Here.

598
00:25:53,979 --> 00:25:55,945
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

599
00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:57,109
BARNES: All right.

600
00:25:57,212 --> 00:25:58,949
(RATTLING)

601
00:25:59,051 --> 00:26:00,852
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

602
00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:03,355
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

603
00:26:04,451 --> 00:26:05,957
(BARNES GRUNTING)

604
00:26:06,059 --> 00:26:07,454
- (CREAKING)
- (DOOR CLOSES)

605
00:26:07,556 --> 00:26:09,761
- (SHUSHES)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

606
00:26:09,863 --> 00:26:11,730
(DISTANT FOOTSTEPS)

607
00:26:11,832 --> 00:26:13,299
(PAXTON SHUDDERS)

608
00:26:18,766 --> 00:26:20,372
BARNES: (WHISPERING)
Is he still there?

609
00:26:21,441 --> 00:26:23,204
PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
Didn't we hear him leave?

610
00:26:23,306 --> 00:26:24,607
BARNES: Are you sure?

611
00:26:26,244 --> 00:26:27,743
Should we ask him for help?

612
00:26:27,845 --> 00:26:28,908
No.

613
00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:31,977
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

614
00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:34,414
Can you fit through this?

615
00:26:34,516 --> 00:26:36,050
- PAXTON: You crazy?
- (SIGHS)

616
00:26:36,152 --> 00:26:37,122
(WIND BLOWING)

617
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:39,589
Um, we should try Sister Hall, okay?

618
00:26:40,955 --> 00:26:44,162
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.

619
00:26:44,264 --> 00:26:45,697
- (BARNES SIGHS HEAVILY)
- (PHONE BEEPS)

620
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:46,593
(LINE RINGING)

621
00:26:46,695 --> 00:26:49,027
- (WIND GUSTING)
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

622
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,800
(LINE BEEPING)

623
00:26:56,902 --> 00:26:59,004
(SIGHS)
It's not going through.

624
00:27:00,544 --> 00:27:02,340
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?

625
00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:03,610
(PHONE BEEPS)

626
00:27:03,712 --> 00:27:06,281
- (BREATH TREMBLES)
- (LINE RINGING)

627
00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:08,684
- (DOORKNOB RATTLING)
- (GRUNTS)

628
00:27:09,349 --> 00:27:11,185
(PANTING)

629
00:27:11,287 --> 00:27:12,853
(DOOR CREAKING)

630
00:27:18,293 --> 00:27:19,328
(WIND GUSTING)

631
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:20,793
- (DOORKNOB RATTLES)
- (PANTING)

632
00:27:20,895 --> 00:27:23,094
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BREATH TREMBLING)

633
00:27:27,972 --> 00:27:28,937
(EXHALES)

634
00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:30,002
Okay.

635
00:27:32,144 --> 00:27:33,610
We ask for help, hmm?

636
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,211
It'll be fine.

637
00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:39,583
(OMINOUS CREAKING)

638
00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:43,251
(RAPID TICKING)

639
00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:45,149
- (LIGHTS CLICK)
- (GASPS)

640
00:27:51,326 --> 00:27:53,128
(FOOTSTEPS)

641
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,226
(TIMER WINDING)

642
00:27:54,329 --> 00:27:55,533
(CRANKING)

643
00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:03,303
(FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY)

644
00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:05,609
(BREATH TREMBLING)

645
00:28:17,288 --> 00:28:19,458
(FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY)

646
00:28:22,258 --> 00:28:23,291
(FLOOR CREAKING)

647
00:28:23,393 --> 00:28:25,464
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

648
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,568
PAXTON: Mr. Reed?

649
00:28:48,682 --> 00:28:50,852
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

650
00:28:56,524 --> 00:28:57,929
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

651
00:28:58,031 --> 00:29:00,125
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)

652
00:29:06,732 --> 00:29:08,135
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

653
00:29:08,237 --> 00:29:10,707
<i>(JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN</i> PLAYING)

654
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,106
(DOOR CREAKS)

655
00:29:30,758 --> 00:29:32,597
And there they are! Welcome.

656
00:29:33,964 --> 00:29:36,796
Mr. Reed, you have been
too generous with your time.

657
00:29:36,898 --> 00:29:38,663
Sister Paxton and I
were just saying

658
00:29:38,765 --> 00:29:40,066
what a pleasure it's been.

659
00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:42,835
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,

660
00:29:42,937 --> 00:29:45,169
and she needs us
to return to the church.

661
00:29:45,271 --> 00:29:48,313
- MR. REED: Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.

662
00:29:48,415 --> 00:29:51,280
I won't keep you
if you wish to leave.

663
00:29:51,382 --> 00:29:53,717
We've been summoned back.

664
00:29:54,217 --> 00:29:55,848
Yeah.

665
00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:57,353
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just

666
00:29:57,455 --> 00:29:58,656
getting started, weren't we?

667
00:29:58,758 --> 00:30:00,722
You know, you had me thinking
that maybe you were

668
00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:03,493
onto something
with your visit. (CHUCKLES)

669
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:06,664
I've been impressed,
but I understand.

670
00:30:07,564 --> 00:30:08,728
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,

671
00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:10,299
hanging on the back
of the pew.

672
00:30:10,401 --> 00:30:12,232
Excuse me one moment.

673
00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:13,739
Yeah.

674
00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:15,233
<i>(JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN</i> PLAYING)

675
00:30:26,986 --> 00:30:28,081
(THUD)

676
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,317
(WATER SPLASHING)

677
00:30:45,402 --> 00:30:46,737
(MOUTHING) Key.

678
00:31:04,491 --> 00:31:07,091
So... so we just, uh,
need your help

679
00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,325
with the door. Um...

680
00:31:08,427 --> 00:31:10,356
It's... it's a little tricky.

681
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:11,696
I'm sorry?

682
00:31:11,798 --> 00:31:14,194
PAXTON: I think your door is
a bit stuck out there.

683
00:31:14,629 --> 00:31:15,898
The door won't open.

684
00:31:16,864 --> 00:31:18,095
PAXTON:
The front door.

685
00:31:18,197 --> 00:31:20,034
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.

686
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,641
It opened when we came in.

687
00:31:22,743 --> 00:31:24,442
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- MR. REED: Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

688
00:31:24,544 --> 00:31:26,205
Maybe if you unlock it,
it will open?

689
00:31:26,307 --> 00:31:28,407
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,

690
00:31:28,509 --> 00:31:29,979
but, uh,

691
00:31:30,548 --> 00:31:32,748
the deadbolts are on a timer.

692
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,014
I got carried away
with our conversation,

693
00:31:35,116 --> 00:31:36,917
I didn't realize the brace
had been set.

694
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,983
I should have pulled the pin
when you came in,

695
00:31:39,085 --> 00:31:41,589
but I forgot.
So if you are now

696
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,662
regrettably ready to leave,

697
00:31:43,764 --> 00:31:45,631
you'll have to exit
through the back of my house.

698
00:31:47,595 --> 00:31:49,265
Uh, where?

699
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,702
Just through here.

700
00:31:52,904 --> 00:31:55,537
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?

701
00:31:55,639 --> 00:31:57,573
We would like to go that way.

702
00:31:57,675 --> 00:31:59,674
Just so we don't
get turned around

703
00:31:59,776 --> 00:32:02,007
and confused
when we get outside.

704
00:32:02,109 --> 00:32:05,310
Yeah, it won't open again
'til morning.

705
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,384
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

706
00:32:10,486 --> 00:32:12,124
Please, sir?

707
00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:13,085
MR. REED: Oh, I'm sorry.

708
00:32:13,187 --> 00:32:15,959
I promise you,
it's safe to leave this way.

709
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:17,124
Huh?

710
00:32:20,864 --> 00:32:23,763
It's a little unusual
to have a door

711
00:32:23,865 --> 00:32:27,171
that, um, locks on a timer?

712
00:32:27,273 --> 00:32:28,267
MR. REED: Uh...

713
00:32:29,309 --> 00:32:30,371
Yes, well, I see that.

714
00:32:30,473 --> 00:32:32,307
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

715
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,503
And it's...

716
00:32:33,605 --> 00:32:36,513
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.

717
00:32:36,615 --> 00:32:37,980
MR. REED: No,
I... I... I know.

718
00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:41,817
I am self-aware enough to know
how this might look.

719
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:44,621
Older man, two young women
in his house,

720
00:32:44,723 --> 00:32:47,358
but I assure you,
you are welcome to leave

721
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,559
through... through the back.

722
00:32:48,661 --> 00:32:49,988
You saw my house
from the outside, right?

723
00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:51,089
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Right!

724
00:32:51,191 --> 00:32:52,189
So, you know
it's a tiny footprint.

725
00:32:52,291 --> 00:32:54,132
The back of the house
is just there.

726
00:32:54,234 --> 00:32:55,294
(INHALES) Yeah.

727
00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:01,005
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.

728
00:33:01,107 --> 00:33:02,070
Yeah.

729
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,619
To clarify, I am trying...

730
00:33:14,722 --> 00:33:17,254
have been trying very hard
to make it a point

731
00:33:17,356 --> 00:33:18,116
not to pressure you,

732
00:33:18,218 --> 00:33:19,823
so you shouldn't even
feel the need

733
00:33:19,925 --> 00:33:23,090
to fabricate a story
about someone from your ward

734
00:33:23,192 --> 00:33:25,922
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.

735
00:33:26,024 --> 00:33:27,698
Leave when you want.

736
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,999
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.

737
00:33:31,101 --> 00:33:32,898
No, I know, but you're saying
you took a call

738
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,205
with someone from your ward.

739
00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:35,971
Yeah, a moment ago.

740
00:33:36,073 --> 00:33:37,741
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay

741
00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:39,739
with the metal in the walls
and ceilings.

742
00:33:39,841 --> 00:33:41,476
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

743
00:33:41,578 --> 00:33:43,408
What do you mean?

744
00:33:43,510 --> 00:33:46,046
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,

745
00:33:46,148 --> 00:33:48,518
so I do know
you didn't take a call. But...

746
00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:50,651
(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear,

747
00:33:50,753 --> 00:33:52,021
so you're comfortable,

748
00:33:52,123 --> 00:33:55,321
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.

749
00:33:55,423 --> 00:33:58,256
You never need to feel like
you have to... (SIGHS)

750
00:33:58,358 --> 00:34:01,025
...make excuses or...
or tell me little...

751
00:34:01,127 --> 00:34:02,999
little... little white lies.

752
00:34:04,635 --> 00:34:06,365
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

753
00:34:10,104 --> 00:34:14,277
So which door
takes us outside?

754
00:34:14,379 --> 00:34:15,713
MR. REED: Pff.

755
00:34:15,815 --> 00:34:17,747
Well... (CHUCKLES)
do you have a preference?

756
00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:20,783
Wh... why would I
have a preference?

757
00:34:20,885 --> 00:34:23,420
PAXTON: Should we have
a preference?

758
00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:25,153
That is a fair question.

759
00:34:27,223 --> 00:34:29,086
Not to be completely weird,
but can your wife

760
00:34:29,188 --> 00:34:31,928
please just step in the room,

761
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,025
say hello and walk us
to the back of the house?

762
00:34:34,127 --> 00:34:35,564
I'm not trying to be silly,

763
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,265
I promise, I'm really not,

764
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,202
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.

765
00:34:42,638 --> 00:34:43,908
I will ask.

766
00:34:52,212 --> 00:34:54,783
Can I ask you
a question first?

767
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:57,053
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

768
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,452
Do you...

769
00:35:02,456 --> 00:35:05,292
still believe that my wife
is in the next room?

770
00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:09,300
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,

771
00:35:09,402 --> 00:35:10,801
the scented candle,

772
00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:14,070
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?

773
00:35:15,038 --> 00:35:18,338
Or have you been politely
indulging a lie?

774
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,712
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,

775
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,875
but it's something
I want you to think about

776
00:35:22,977 --> 00:35:24,174
and maybe think about

777
00:35:24,277 --> 00:35:26,679
in the context
of your beliefs.

778
00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:28,013
(FOOTSTEPS)

779
00:35:28,115 --> 00:35:29,852
Do you believe in God because

780
00:35:29,954 --> 00:35:32,349
somebody told you
at an impressionable age

781
00:35:32,451 --> 00:35:35,152
that God is real,
despite having doubts

782
00:35:35,254 --> 00:35:37,521
as you got older, despite...

783
00:35:37,623 --> 00:35:39,829
seeing evidence to
the contrary your whole lives?

784
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,525
When your father
lost control of his body,

785
00:35:41,627 --> 00:35:45,164
did you think it was
God's plan to ruin his life?

786
00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:46,871
Or did you go on
believing something

787
00:35:46,973 --> 00:35:49,566
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort

788
00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:51,507
because you were afraid
of what it might mean

789
00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:53,505
if it was all a lie?

790
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,713
I put the scented candle
on the table

791
00:35:57,815 --> 00:35:59,715
because I wanted you to think

792
00:35:59,818 --> 00:36:01,017
about the things
that you believe

793
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:04,384
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.

794
00:36:09,229 --> 00:36:10,225
Can...

795
00:36:11,861 --> 00:36:13,162
Can we use your phone?

796
00:36:13,695 --> 00:36:14,900
Please?

797
00:36:15,899 --> 00:36:17,969
I... I don't have a telephone.

798
00:36:26,946 --> 00:36:31,010
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.

799
00:36:31,112 --> 00:36:33,077
It's like a church in here.

800
00:36:33,179 --> 00:36:34,480
Did you build it yourself?

801
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:36,714
My wife built it.

802
00:36:37,216 --> 00:36:39,050
- (WATER POURING)
- (CLACK)

803
00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:41,322
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

804
00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:47,730
We're gonna leave

805
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,697
through the back
of your house.

806
00:36:49,799 --> 00:36:50,797
Now, is that okay?

807
00:36:50,899 --> 00:36:52,069
MR. REED: Of course.

808
00:36:54,104 --> 00:36:55,132
BARNES: Just like you said,
it's okay,

809
00:36:55,234 --> 00:36:58,135
and we can leave, right?

810
00:36:58,237 --> 00:36:59,539
MR. REED: That's right.

811
00:36:59,974 --> 00:37:01,606
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

812
00:37:16,496 --> 00:37:18,363
(DOOR CREAKING)

813
00:37:18,465 --> 00:37:20,592
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

814
00:37:23,568 --> 00:37:24,601
What is it?

815
00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:26,466
(OMINOUS MUSIC RISES)

816
00:37:33,373 --> 00:37:34,911
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (MUSIC FADES OUT)

817
00:37:35,013 --> 00:37:37,477
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Sister Barnes?

818
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:48,587
(DOOR CREAKING)

819
00:37:52,565 --> 00:37:53,762
That's a basement.

820
00:37:53,864 --> 00:37:56,067
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

821
00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:59,763
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.

822
00:38:05,071 --> 00:38:07,243
(WIND GUSTING)

823
00:38:10,883 --> 00:38:12,776
(SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYING)

824
00:38:22,088 --> 00:38:24,260
(WIND GUSTING)

825
00:38:28,899 --> 00:38:31,168
(TREE BRANCHES CREAKING)

826
00:38:32,066 --> 00:38:34,039
(BUCKET RATTLING)

827
00:38:34,869 --> 00:38:36,067
(SIGHS)

828
00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:38,142
(WATER RUNNING)

829
00:38:43,849 --> 00:38:46,183
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

830
00:38:51,854 --> 00:38:53,553
(WIND HOWLING)

831
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:58,755
I think that you can
tell that we're regrettably

832
00:38:58,857 --> 00:39:01,596
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.

833
00:39:01,698 --> 00:39:03,066
(CLICK)

834
00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:05,870
I'm sorry, but didn't you just
say a moment ago

835
00:39:05,972 --> 00:39:08,401
that you saw the outside
of my house?

836
00:39:08,503 --> 00:39:10,601
- So then you clearly saw...
- (DOOR CREAKING)

837
00:39:10,704 --> 00:39:13,373
...that the back of my house
overhangs a hill,

838
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:16,512
so you would know
that you have to go down...

839
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,209
(SHUDDERS)

840
00:39:18,311 --> 00:39:19,945
...in order to go out.

841
00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:21,111
(CHUCKLING)

842
00:39:21,213 --> 00:39:22,315
(DOOR CLOSES)

843
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:24,152
BARNES: I think
it would be best for you

844
00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:26,821
and for all of us
if you could help us

845
00:39:26,923 --> 00:39:29,059
go home because

846
00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:31,323
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.

847
00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:32,928
And the Ward
Missionaries know.

848
00:39:33,030 --> 00:39:36,827
And they'll be expecting us.

849
00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:39,465
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?

850
00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:40,831
On our way here,
we passed a police officer?

851
00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:43,107
MR. REED: Whoa! The police?
(CHUCKLES) I promise you,

852
00:39:43,209 --> 00:39:45,971
you're getting way, way, way,
way too worked up.

853
00:39:46,073 --> 00:39:47,305
BARNES: Right.

854
00:39:47,407 --> 00:39:48,746
But I think that we're scared

855
00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:51,649
because you lied
to us earlier.

856
00:39:51,751 --> 00:39:52,848
Do you want me to help?

857
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,120
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

858
00:39:56,121 --> 00:39:57,119
You asked me earlier
if you should

859
00:39:57,221 --> 00:39:58,616
have a preference
between the doors.

860
00:39:58,718 --> 00:40:01,057
I think you should.
I think it's something

861
00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:02,553
you should consider
very carefully,

862
00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:04,927
and then make
the right decision.

863
00:40:05,029 --> 00:40:07,297
Do you want me to help you?

864
00:40:11,098 --> 00:40:12,196
BARNES: Yes.

865
00:40:12,298 --> 00:40:13,505
MR. REED: Okay.

866
00:40:13,607 --> 00:40:14,634
Then, please...

867
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,407
come and stand here.
Both of you come.

868
00:40:19,975 --> 00:40:21,170
Just here.

869
00:40:21,273 --> 00:40:22,510
That's it.

870
00:40:23,577 --> 00:40:25,648
- It's a simple choice.
- (DOOR CREAKING)

871
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:26,745
(DOOR CLOSES)

872
00:40:27,712 --> 00:40:30,118
But it should not
be made simply.

873
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,322
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

874
00:40:33,257 --> 00:40:35,223
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply

875
00:40:35,325 --> 00:40:38,057
and then make
a sincere decision.

876
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:40,297
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

877
00:40:44,903 --> 00:40:46,204
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

878
00:40:47,806 --> 00:40:48,566
Have you ever played

879
00:40:48,668 --> 00:40:51,209
the Parker Brothers game,
<i>Monopoly?</i>

880
00:40:53,577 --> 00:40:57,476
<i>Monopoly</i> is currently
published in 47 languages.

881
00:40:57,578 --> 00:41:01,351
They sell it
in over 114 countries.

882
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,420
(STATIC)

883
00:41:05,522 --> 00:41:07,885
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING)

884
00:41:19,367 --> 00:41:23,703
<i>♪ If I could make a wish ♪</i>

885
00:41:23,805 --> 00:41:26,772
They say over a billion people
have played Monopoly.

886
00:41:26,874 --> 00:41:30,044
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion

887
00:41:30,146 --> 00:41:31,414
have actually finished it.

888
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,751
Maybe that reminds you

889
00:41:34,853 --> 00:41:36,148
of something else?

890
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,422
Just a thought.

891
00:41:38,524 --> 00:41:42,321
This is what most people mean
when they hear <i>"Monopoly."</i>

892
00:41:42,423 --> 00:41:44,460
There's the pewter avatars.

893
00:41:44,562 --> 00:41:47,432
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.

894
00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:48,463
Meow!

895
00:41:48,565 --> 00:41:51,428
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,

896
00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:54,071
and, of course, the jail.

897
00:41:54,173 --> 00:41:57,472
Now, this next part
is very important.

898
00:41:57,574 --> 00:42:01,372
Have you ever played
the 1904 board game called

899
00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:04,247
<i>The Landlord's Game?</i>

900
00:42:04,349 --> 00:42:07,349
It is very nearly identical
to <i>Monopoly</i>

901
00:42:07,451 --> 00:42:09,446
in every fundamental way.
There's the jail.

902
00:42:09,548 --> 00:42:11,287
There's free parking.

903
00:42:11,389 --> 00:42:12,882
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.

904
00:42:12,984 --> 00:42:14,455
for landing
on other people's properties,

905
00:42:14,558 --> 00:42:16,456
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies

906
00:42:16,558 --> 00:42:19,327
to force your opponent
out of the game.

907
00:42:19,429 --> 00:42:21,794
What do games have to do
with us leaving?

908
00:42:23,197 --> 00:42:24,401
Everything.

909
00:42:25,435 --> 00:42:28,104
<i>The Landlord's Game</i>
was designed by

910
00:42:28,206 --> 00:42:30,006
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,

911
00:42:30,108 --> 00:42:31,702
almost three decades before

912
00:42:31,804 --> 00:42:34,145
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,

913
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:36,508
Sister Barnes,
changed the name to Monopoly

914
00:42:36,610 --> 00:42:38,949
and sold the concept
as his own

915
00:42:39,051 --> 00:42:40,612
to Parker Brothers in 1935.

916
00:42:40,714 --> 00:42:42,045
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,

917
00:42:42,147 --> 00:42:44,455
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer

918
00:42:44,557 --> 00:42:46,950
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie

919
00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:49,223
died without ever
being credited for the impact

920
00:42:49,325 --> 00:42:51,729
she had on American culture.

921
00:42:51,831 --> 00:42:53,056
(RECORD SCRATCHES)

922
00:42:54,431 --> 00:42:56,426
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
FADES OUT)

923
00:42:56,528 --> 00:42:58,336
I'm talking to you

924
00:42:59,234 --> 00:43:00,602
about iterations.

925
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,669
I need you to have a very
basic understanding

926
00:43:04,771 --> 00:43:07,671
of iterating,
because I'm going to make

927
00:43:07,773 --> 00:43:09,308
a very disturbing
claim tonight.

928
00:43:09,410 --> 00:43:11,316
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

929
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:15,381
It will make your stomachs
sink a little

930
00:43:15,483 --> 00:43:17,855
and your hearts beat faster.

931
00:43:17,957 --> 00:43:21,289
It will make you sick.

932
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,224
It may even...
I'm very sorry...

933
00:43:23,327 --> 00:43:25,594
make you want to...
to die.

934
00:43:29,131 --> 00:43:31,468
(FOOTSTEPS)

935
00:43:39,272 --> 00:43:40,443
(STATIC)

936
00:43:40,545 --> 00:43:42,347
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING)

937
00:43:52,818 --> 00:43:54,590
Have you heard
this song before?

938
00:43:56,225 --> 00:43:58,126
You just played it.

939
00:43:58,228 --> 00:44:00,731
No, I mean before tonight.

940
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:01,795
PAXTON: Mmm-mmm.

941
00:44:02,329 --> 00:44:03,466
I disagree!

942
00:44:03,568 --> 00:44:05,431
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,

943
00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:07,699
but we will come back to that.

944
00:44:07,801 --> 00:44:10,768
You are, are you not, monotheistic?

945
00:44:10,870 --> 00:44:13,140
We believe in Heavenly Father, yes.

946
00:44:13,242 --> 00:44:14,345
MR. REED: Okay.

947
00:44:14,447 --> 00:44:17,213
There are three major
monotheistic religions,

948
00:44:17,315 --> 00:44:21,282
Judaism, Christianity
and Islam.

949
00:44:21,384 --> 00:44:23,553
I call them, "The Big Three."

950
00:44:25,187 --> 00:44:27,188
Judaism, i.e.

951
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,920
"The Original Edition."

952
00:44:29,022 --> 00:44:32,292
Christianity, i.e.
"The Most Popular Edition,"

953
00:44:32,394 --> 00:44:35,797
and Islam, "The Newer,

954
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,128
"Second Most Popular Edition."

955
00:44:39,503 --> 00:44:42,132
May I see your Book of Mormon, please?

956
00:44:43,536 --> 00:44:44,739
I'll give it back.

957
00:44:46,472 --> 00:44:47,475
Thank you.

958
00:44:47,577 --> 00:44:51,878
And finally, after 800 years,
this!

959
00:44:52,512 --> 00:44:55,618
Mormonism, i.e.

960
00:44:56,619 --> 00:44:58,984
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."

961
00:45:04,294 --> 00:45:07,262
These are all iterations

962
00:45:07,364 --> 00:45:09,095
of the same source material.

963
00:45:09,898 --> 00:45:13,598
These texts share
many of the same characters

964
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,965
and histories albeit presented

965
00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:17,101
with different meanings
and perspectives.

966
00:45:17,810 --> 00:45:19,709
So no,

967
00:45:19,811 --> 00:45:21,806
I will not accept... (CHUCKLES)
...that you stand there

968
00:45:21,908 --> 00:45:23,314
and tell me
that you've never heard

969
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,142
<i>The Air That I Breathe</i>
by The Hollies,

970
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:28,849
when I know that you have
heard <i>Creep</i> by Radiohead.

971
00:45:30,123 --> 00:45:32,255
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.

972
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:34,692
(SINGING)
<i>♪ But I'm a creep! ♪</i>

973
00:45:34,794 --> 00:45:35,926
Yeah?

974
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:37,288
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

975
00:45:37,391 --> 00:45:38,526
(LAUGHING)

976
00:45:38,628 --> 00:45:41,327
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"

977
00:45:41,429 --> 00:45:42,896
(MR. REED LAUGHING)

978
00:45:42,998 --> 00:45:44,368
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,

979
00:45:44,471 --> 00:45:46,735
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?

980
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:48,639
Yes?

981
00:45:48,741 --> 00:45:51,406
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,

982
00:45:51,508 --> 00:45:52,774
which they later settled
by proving

983
00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:55,539
that the melody and rhythm
of <i>The Air That I Breathe</i>

984
00:45:55,641 --> 00:45:57,245
appear in <i>Creep.</i>

985
00:45:57,347 --> 00:45:58,580
How old are you? 19 or 20?

986
00:45:58,682 --> 00:46:00,184
- Something like that. Okay.
- BARNES: Hmm.

987
00:46:00,286 --> 00:46:01,681
So maybe you know
Lana Del Rey,

988
00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:03,683
who remarkably was sued
by Radiohead

989
00:46:03,785 --> 00:46:07,319
for plagiarizing <i>Creep</i>
in her 2017 song

990
00:46:07,421 --> 00:46:08,790
<i>Get Free.</i>

991
00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:10,660
Iterations.

992
00:46:11,194 --> 00:46:12,497
Over time.

993
00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:15,296
Diluting the message.

994
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,536
Obscuring the original.

995
00:46:20,703 --> 00:46:26,176
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.

996
00:46:26,278 --> 00:46:27,974
It should, by a wide margin,

997
00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:30,910
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,

998
00:46:31,012 --> 00:46:34,478
it makes up only 0.2%
of the world's population.

999
00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:35,780
Why is that?

1000
00:46:35,882 --> 00:46:38,186
Why is the original
less popular

1001
00:46:38,288 --> 00:46:39,015
than the iteration?

1002
00:46:39,117 --> 00:46:41,988
Is it any less true
than the others?

1003
00:46:43,256 --> 00:46:47,557
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?

1004
00:46:47,659 --> 00:46:49,028
MR. REED: Yes.

1005
00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:53,204
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.

1006
00:46:53,306 --> 00:46:54,605
It doesn't have
people like you,

1007
00:46:55,206 --> 00:46:56,635
knocking on doors,

1008
00:46:56,737 --> 00:46:57,869
selling people a better life,

1009
00:46:57,971 --> 00:46:59,973
a better board game,
a better song.

1010
00:47:00,641 --> 00:47:01,909
You ever think about that?

1011
00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:05,609
How missionaries
are really just salespeople

1012
00:47:05,711 --> 00:47:07,780
for an organization?

1013
00:47:07,882 --> 00:47:09,584
The product you're selling
is an idea.

1014
00:47:09,686 --> 00:47:10,749
You knock on my door
and you sell,

1015
00:47:10,851 --> 00:47:12,686
maybe I buy,
maybe I don't buy.

1016
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:13,884
Those are the rules
of engagement

1017
00:47:13,986 --> 00:47:16,186
when I invite you
into my house.

1018
00:47:16,288 --> 00:47:20,523
We are negotiating
a transaction of ideologies.

1019
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,863
(GASPS)

1020
00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:25,362
MR. REED: And what I'm trying
to say to you tonight

1021
00:47:25,464 --> 00:47:29,568
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.

1022
00:47:29,670 --> 00:47:31,705
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1023
00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:34,205
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
PLAYS LOUDER)

1024
00:47:39,683 --> 00:47:41,184
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
STOPS PLAYING)

1025
00:47:41,286 --> 00:47:42,917
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1026
00:47:51,295 --> 00:47:52,256
(PROJECTOR CRANKS)

1027
00:47:55,597 --> 00:47:57,866
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1028
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,739
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (PAPERS RUSTLING)

1029
00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:07,011
MR. REED: My argument
is that the holy texts

1030
00:48:07,113 --> 00:48:08,105
which we revere

1031
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:11,578
are just mythological
iterations of stories

1032
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,877
which ancient people have been

1033
00:48:12,979 --> 00:48:14,547
telling each other
for centuries.

1034
00:48:14,649 --> 00:48:16,214
- (CRANKS)
- (WHIRRING)

1035
00:48:18,152 --> 00:48:20,691
<i>They're not true or real
in any literal sense.</i>

1036
00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:26,323
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.

1037
00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:35,403
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

1038
00:48:35,505 --> 00:48:37,642
<i>The story of a savior...</i>

1039
00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:41,211
who was born to a virgin,

1040
00:48:41,313 --> 00:48:42,776
who could perform miracles

1041
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:44,841
and was supernaturally
resurrected,

1042
00:48:44,943 --> 00:48:47,317
was a very popular story

1043
00:48:47,419 --> 00:48:49,417
for at least a thousand years

1044
00:48:49,519 --> 00:48:52,456
before Jesus was born.

1045
00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:54,350
- (CLANK)
- One of them has blonde hair,

1046
00:48:54,452 --> 00:48:57,194
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.

1047
00:48:57,296 --> 00:48:59,422
No. Never stopped by.

1048
00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:02,125
(CLINK)

1049
00:49:02,227 --> 00:49:03,159
MR. REED: Mithras
performed miracles.

1050
00:49:03,261 --> 00:49:04,828
He was marked
by the sign of the cross.

1051
00:49:04,930 --> 00:49:06,898
Horus, walked on water,

1052
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,133
was crucified,
had 12 disciples.

1053
00:49:09,236 --> 00:49:12,542
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin,

1054
00:49:12,644 --> 00:49:14,706
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead

1055
00:49:14,808 --> 00:49:16,073
and ascended into heaven.

1056
00:49:16,175 --> 00:49:21,650
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods

1057
00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:23,312
who were born
on December the 25th,

1058
00:49:23,415 --> 00:49:26,889
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.

1059
00:49:28,127 --> 00:49:29,692
I am sorry,

1060
00:49:29,795 --> 00:49:31,889
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence

1061
00:49:31,991 --> 00:49:34,730
of one narrative upon another,

1062
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:37,629
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories

1063
00:49:37,731 --> 00:49:39,000
iterate into...

1064
00:49:40,839 --> 00:49:43,772
<i>Star Wars: Episode I -
The Phantom Menace.</i>

1065
00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:45,737
Can you imagine
thousands of years from now

1066
00:49:45,839 --> 00:49:47,070
people accepting Jar Jar

1067
00:49:47,172 --> 00:49:49,274
as a significant
religious figure?

1068
00:49:50,710 --> 00:49:51,811
Beg your pardon?

1069
00:49:51,913 --> 00:49:55,080
MR. REED:
Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.

1070
00:49:55,183 --> 00:49:58,250
(IMITATING JAR JAR)
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.

1071
00:49:59,524 --> 00:50:00,824
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Never mind.

1072
00:50:01,988 --> 00:50:03,924
(LIGHTS CLICKING AND BUZZING)

1073
00:50:04,026 --> 00:50:06,423
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.

1074
00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,462
It is.

1075
00:50:09,564 --> 00:50:10,735
It is all...

1076
00:50:12,338 --> 00:50:14,035
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1077
00:50:24,710 --> 00:50:25,948
Scary.

1078
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,379
I'm scared.

1079
00:50:29,788 --> 00:50:32,757
I'm scared just saying it
out loud, really.

1080
00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:34,517
(OBJECT THUDS)

1081
00:50:41,428 --> 00:50:44,461
If God is real, and he watches
when we masturbate,

1082
00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:47,429
and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us

1083
00:50:47,532 --> 00:50:49,702
when we beg him
and shower him with praise,

1084
00:50:49,804 --> 00:50:50,805
and he hates gay people

1085
00:50:50,907 --> 00:50:51,968
for being what
he made them to be,

1086
00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:53,811
well, that's terrifying.

1087
00:50:57,614 --> 00:50:59,344
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1088
00:51:03,388 --> 00:51:04,588
If there's no God

1089
00:51:04,690 --> 00:51:05,852
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants

1090
00:51:05,954 --> 00:51:07,423
floating on a rock
through space

1091
00:51:07,525 --> 00:51:08,251
with no divine purpose

1092
00:51:08,353 --> 00:51:10,027
and no hope
to achieve eternal life,

1093
00:51:10,129 --> 00:51:11,125
well...

1094
00:51:11,793 --> 00:51:13,193
that's terrifying too.

1095
00:51:14,233 --> 00:51:15,765
(FOOTSTEPS)

1096
00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:18,294
"Either the church is true
or it is a fraud."

1097
00:51:18,396 --> 00:51:20,732
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,

1098
00:51:20,834 --> 00:51:22,867
"or it is nothing."

1099
00:51:22,969 --> 00:51:25,206
Do you agree with that?

1100
00:51:25,308 --> 00:51:27,237
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,

1101
00:51:27,339 --> 00:51:28,974
the 15th President
of your church.

1102
00:51:29,076 --> 00:51:30,714
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.

1103
00:51:30,817 --> 00:51:32,349
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Thought you might.

1104
00:51:32,451 --> 00:51:34,611
So either it is all true

1105
00:51:35,113 --> 00:51:37,619
or none of it's true, yes?

1106
00:51:37,722 --> 00:51:38,682
PAXTON: Yes.
BARNES: Mm-hmm.

1107
00:51:38,784 --> 00:51:40,055
Okay.

1108
00:51:42,255 --> 00:51:43,693
Then I want you
to choose which door

1109
00:51:43,795 --> 00:51:45,390
to go through
based on your faith.

1110
00:51:47,265 --> 00:51:48,595
Are...

1111
00:51:48,697 --> 00:51:50,360
are you asking us

1112
00:51:50,463 --> 00:51:52,900
for us to deliberate
our belief in the church?

1113
00:51:53,002 --> 00:51:54,469
Is that a factor
which will correspond

1114
00:51:54,571 --> 00:51:55,431
to us going home?

1115
00:51:55,534 --> 00:51:57,974
MR. REED: I'm asking you
to choose between belief

1116
00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:02,275
and disbelief.

1117
00:52:02,377 --> 00:52:05,779
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions

1118
00:52:05,881 --> 00:52:07,684
that exist in the world today

1119
00:52:07,786 --> 00:52:09,915
are as artificial
as the symbolic church

1120
00:52:10,017 --> 00:52:11,548
you are currently standing in.

1121
00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,721
It is farce.

1122
00:52:13,823 --> 00:52:16,254
There is nothing holy here.

1123
00:52:16,356 --> 00:52:18,524
Your religious text
is mere ornament...

1124
00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:20,223
(THUD)

1125
00:52:20,325 --> 00:52:22,091
...as hollow
and as capitalistic

1126
00:52:22,193 --> 00:52:23,366
as these ridiculous games.

1127
00:52:23,468 --> 00:52:25,501
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

1128
00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:27,003
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1129
00:52:30,267 --> 00:52:32,239
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1130
00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,576
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1131
00:52:41,948 --> 00:52:43,646
(PAPERS RUSTLING)

1132
00:52:45,820 --> 00:52:47,455
(PAPERS RUSTLING)

1133
00:52:47,557 --> 00:52:48,992
(BARNES EXHALES)

1134
00:52:54,362 --> 00:52:57,360
I want to know
what is going to happen to us

1135
00:52:57,462 --> 00:52:59,098
- before we choose.
- I don't even know

1136
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,998
how to begin
to answer that question

1137
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:02,632
if it hasn't happened yet.

1138
00:53:03,507 --> 00:53:05,336
Wow, Mr. Reed,

1139
00:53:05,439 --> 00:53:09,605
you've introduced
a lot of interesting points.

1140
00:53:09,707 --> 00:53:13,243
I think we can admit
that you're a very smart man

1141
00:53:13,345 --> 00:53:15,752
and we still have
a lot to learn.

1142
00:53:15,854 --> 00:53:18,387
So with that,
I would like to agree

1143
00:53:18,489 --> 00:53:19,517
that you've...

1144
00:53:20,590 --> 00:53:21,821
convinced us,

1145
00:53:21,923 --> 00:53:22,925
and we'd like to leave

1146
00:53:23,027 --> 00:53:25,589
through the disbelief door
and go home now.

1147
00:53:27,027 --> 00:53:28,229
Right, Sister Barnes?

1148
00:53:32,502 --> 00:53:33,597
Sister?

1149
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,632
(WATER POURING)

1150
00:53:37,134 --> 00:53:38,470
Sister Barnes?

1151
00:53:39,405 --> 00:53:42,110
I think we should listen
to our super neat

1152
00:53:42,212 --> 00:53:45,747
and thoughtful host
and choose the right door?

1153
00:53:45,849 --> 00:53:47,717
You know, choose the "right"?

1154
00:53:47,819 --> 00:53:48,978
Like they taught us
in primary?

1155
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,554
It doesn't...

1156
00:53:50,656 --> 00:53:52,715
matter what you say to him.

1157
00:53:53,988 --> 00:53:55,153
He's not gonna let us go

1158
00:53:55,255 --> 00:53:57,225
just because
we admit he's right.

1159
00:53:57,327 --> 00:54:00,059
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being

1160
00:54:00,161 --> 00:54:02,558
gracious enough
to let us leave.

1161
00:54:02,661 --> 00:54:05,332
(WHISPERING) I think that
we're being studied.

1162
00:54:07,467 --> 00:54:09,034
I think he wants to learn
something about us

1163
00:54:09,136 --> 00:54:11,602
based on which door we open.

1164
00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:17,608
Is that the game?

1165
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,414
Someone scratches their neck,
and he's watching.

1166
00:54:21,516 --> 00:54:24,648
We say the wrong thing,
and he stumbles on his words.

1167
00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:28,455
A candle flame flickers,
and it captures his attention.

1168
00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:31,193
What have you
been looking for?

1169
00:54:32,894 --> 00:54:34,559
What have you found?

1170
00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:37,098
If I'm right,

1171
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,603
then the only thing
that matters right now

1172
00:54:39,705 --> 00:54:41,335
is what we actually believe.

1173
00:54:43,037 --> 00:54:46,074
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1174
00:54:46,176 --> 00:54:48,472
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,

1175
00:54:48,574 --> 00:54:50,514
and your garage sale
board game metaphor

1176
00:54:50,616 --> 00:54:51,882
is kind of offensive.

1177
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:55,212
I mean, you asked
why Judaism only makes up

1178
00:54:55,314 --> 00:54:57,250
0.2% of the world's population

1179
00:54:57,352 --> 00:54:59,585
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.

1180
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:02,625
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution

1181
00:55:02,727 --> 00:55:03,857
Jewish people have faced.

1182
00:55:03,959 --> 00:55:05,059
You just use it as a setup

1183
00:55:05,161 --> 00:55:07,357
to a punchline
about missionaries.

1184
00:55:07,459 --> 00:55:08,391
And then,
you skip over the fact

1185
00:55:08,493 --> 00:55:09,858
that none of this
addresses Islam,

1186
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,661
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.

1187
00:55:12,764 --> 00:55:14,871
And then, you point out
all the similarities

1188
00:55:14,973 --> 00:55:16,401
these mythological gods
have with Jesus,

1189
00:55:16,503 --> 00:55:18,909
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!

1190
00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:22,706
One of these guys
has a freaking bird head!

1191
00:55:25,016 --> 00:55:28,217
I don't think...
that my point of view...

1192
00:55:29,183 --> 00:55:32,119
fits into belief or disbelief.

1193
00:55:32,221 --> 00:55:33,822
I think there's
an entire spectrum

1194
00:55:33,924 --> 00:55:35,686
that your game is neglecting.

1195
00:55:38,459 --> 00:55:40,361
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?

1196
00:55:43,030 --> 00:55:44,396
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1197
00:55:44,499 --> 00:55:47,137
Sister Paxton, do you still
believe in God?

1198
00:55:48,098 --> 00:55:49,271
Yes.

1199
00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:52,439
Then let's leave through here.

1200
00:55:53,372 --> 00:55:55,979
Let's be honest and sincere

1201
00:55:56,081 --> 00:55:58,577
and let God decide
what happens next for us.

1202
00:56:01,049 --> 00:56:03,219
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1203
00:56:06,087 --> 00:56:08,389
(DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS)

1204
00:56:13,226 --> 00:56:15,194
Okay, we're leaving now.

1205
00:56:15,296 --> 00:56:17,164
Thank you
for all your mentorship,

1206
00:56:17,266 --> 00:56:19,400
and thank you
for letting us leave.

1207
00:56:26,106 --> 00:56:28,343
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1208
00:56:29,813 --> 00:56:31,043
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1209
00:56:31,145 --> 00:56:33,348
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1210
00:56:47,864 --> 00:56:49,628
Are you coming too?

1211
00:56:56,675 --> 00:56:57,639
(DOOR CREAKING)

1212
00:56:57,741 --> 00:56:59,341
(DOOR SHUTS)

1213
00:57:00,073 --> 00:57:01,138
(DOOR LOCKS)

1214
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,410
PAXTON: Sister...

1215
00:57:03,075 --> 00:57:04,412
(CLICK)

1216
00:57:05,244 --> 00:57:07,082
BARNES: It's okay.

1217
00:57:07,184 --> 00:57:09,582
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.

1218
00:57:12,285 --> 00:57:14,455
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1219
00:57:22,766 --> 00:57:24,234
(LOCK CLICKS)

1220
00:57:27,034 --> 00:57:29,338
(BOTH PANTING)

1221
00:57:35,978 --> 00:57:37,742
(RAPID BREATHING)

1222
00:57:39,850 --> 00:57:41,515
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1223
00:57:43,789 --> 00:57:45,214
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1224
00:57:45,316 --> 00:57:47,554
(WATER DRIPPING)

1225
00:57:54,865 --> 00:57:56,926
(LOCK CLATTERING)

1226
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:12,408
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.

1227
00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:14,482
It's all blocked off.

1228
00:58:15,184 --> 00:58:17,218
What do you think he wants?

1229
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,682
Is he gonna
keep us here forever?

1230
00:58:19,784 --> 00:58:21,354
BARNES: No, he's too smart.
He...

1231
00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:25,228
He knows an Elder
will check on us, and...

1232
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:29,598
which means he'll either have
to let us go or...

1233
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:30,634
kill us.

1234
00:58:30,736 --> 00:58:31,966
(THUNDER CRASHING)

1235
00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:33,930
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1236
00:58:37,276 --> 00:58:40,440
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point

1237
00:58:40,542 --> 00:58:43,240
that we don't agree with,
we challenge him.

1238
00:58:43,342 --> 00:58:45,146
We make him think.

1239
00:58:45,248 --> 00:58:47,215
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.

1240
00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:48,744
We might not
be a physical threat,

1241
00:58:48,846 --> 00:58:50,716
but we can
be an intellectual one.

1242
00:58:53,054 --> 00:58:54,291
(CHAIR CREAKING)

1243
00:58:58,190 --> 00:59:00,261
(GRUNTS)

1244
00:59:00,363 --> 00:59:02,629
- (CLATTERING)
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1245
00:59:03,899 --> 00:59:05,662
(GRUNTS)

1246
00:59:05,764 --> 00:59:08,397
I think that window
has a cage on it.

1247
00:59:08,499 --> 00:59:10,406
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1248
00:59:11,270 --> 00:59:12,741
You're right.

1249
00:59:12,843 --> 00:59:14,307
(DOOR CREAKS)

1250
00:59:14,409 --> 00:59:16,874
BARNES: He's coming.
He's coming.

1251
00:59:17,849 --> 00:59:19,646
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1252
00:59:20,851 --> 00:59:21,884
Take this.

1253
00:59:21,986 --> 00:59:24,486
Take this. Put it back.

1254
00:59:34,595 --> 00:59:37,034
If anything happens,
you take this,

1255
00:59:37,136 --> 00:59:39,099
and you stab him
in the neck as hard

1256
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:40,333
and as fast as you can.

1257
00:59:40,435 --> 00:59:41,630
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.

1258
00:59:41,732 --> 00:59:42,898
He's watching me too closely.

1259
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,271
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!

1260
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,775
Okay. Let's have a code word.

1261
00:59:46,877 --> 00:59:48,110
Okay? Um...

1262
00:59:48,212 --> 00:59:50,077
Hey, if I say
"magic underwear,"

1263
00:59:50,179 --> 00:59:52,008
that means stab. Okay?

1264
00:59:52,784 --> 00:59:53,782
(DISTANT THUD)

1265
00:59:53,884 --> 00:59:55,614
He's coming.

1266
00:59:55,716 --> 00:59:58,315
Magic underwear.
That's the code word. Okay?

1267
00:59:58,417 --> 00:59:59,587
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1268
01:00:02,123 --> 01:00:03,789
(CREAKING)

1269
01:00:04,797 --> 01:00:06,055
(PAXTON WHIMPERS)

1270
01:00:06,996 --> 01:00:08,728
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1271
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:15,297
(DOOR OPENS)

1272
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,605
(CREAKING)

1273
01:00:19,636 --> 01:00:22,038
(CREAKING CONTINUES)

1274
01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:30,213
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1275
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:31,520
Mr. Reed?

1276
01:00:32,388 --> 01:00:34,622
(OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1277
01:00:36,994 --> 01:00:39,396
(SQUELCHY FOOTSTEPS)

1278
01:00:41,526 --> 01:00:43,598
(LANTERN CREAKING)

1279
01:00:46,533 --> 01:00:48,669
- (WHIMPERS)
- Mrs. Reed?

1280
01:00:50,336 --> 01:00:51,639
Is that you?

1281
01:00:56,214 --> 01:00:57,975
(OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1282
01:01:06,419 --> 01:01:08,623
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

1283
01:01:10,556 --> 01:01:11,827
(BARNES INHALES SHARPLY)

1284
01:01:11,929 --> 01:01:12,924
(PAXTON GASPS)

1285
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:17,093
(BONES CRACKING)

1286
01:01:24,405 --> 01:01:26,069
What's happening to her?

1287
01:01:26,943 --> 01:01:28,572
(RATTLE)

1288
01:01:28,675 --> 01:01:30,843
<i>(CREEP</i> BY RADIOHEAD PLAYING)

1289
01:01:37,287 --> 01:01:38,218
(MR. REED MOCKINGLY SINGING)

1290
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,522
<i>♪ But I'm a creep ♪</i>

1291
01:01:40,189 --> 01:01:42,353
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

1292
01:01:42,455 --> 01:01:43,552
(MR. REED LAUGHING)

1293
01:01:43,654 --> 01:01:45,088
BARNES: Mr. Reed?

1294
01:01:48,297 --> 01:01:49,532
BARNES: Where are you?

1295
01:01:49,634 --> 01:01:51,798
- (BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (MR. REED HUMS ALONG)

1296
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:57,034
<i>♪ Couldn't look you
in the eye ♪</i>

1297
01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,875
<i>♪ You're just like an angel ♪</i>

1298
01:02:05,510 --> 01:02:06,544
(FIRE CRACKLING)

1299
01:02:06,646 --> 01:02:09,211
<i>♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪</i>

1300
01:02:10,119 --> 01:02:12,456
(SCRAPING)

1301
01:02:15,455 --> 01:02:17,461
(GROANING, WHEEZING)

1302
01:02:24,396 --> 01:02:25,661
(SHUSHES)

1303
01:02:25,763 --> 01:02:27,398
(MOUTHING IMPERCEPTIBLY)

1304
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,638
(WHIMPERING SOFTLY)

1305
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,641
(MOUTHING) No.

1306
01:02:33,871 --> 01:02:35,539
(OBJECTS CLANKING IN DISTANCE)

1307
01:02:35,641 --> 01:02:38,009
<i>♪ And I'm a creep ♪</i>

1308
01:02:40,349 --> 01:02:41,811
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1309
01:02:41,913 --> 01:02:44,213
(WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1310
01:02:50,455 --> 01:02:52,628
(PANTING)

1311
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:01,769
- (MR. REED HUMMING)
<i>- (CREEP</i> CONTINUES PLAYING)

1312
01:03:02,973 --> 01:03:04,532
(PANTING)

1313
01:03:04,635 --> 01:03:05,602
(RATTLING)

1314
01:03:05,704 --> 01:03:07,203
<i>♪ I wanna have control ♪</i>

1315
01:03:10,644 --> 01:03:12,507
<i>♪ I want a perfect body ♪</i>

1316
01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:14,947
(SCRAPING)

1317
01:03:15,848 --> 01:03:17,549
(SCRAPING,
THUDDING BEHIND DOOR)

1318
01:03:17,651 --> 01:03:20,656
<i>♪ I want a perfect soul ♪</i>

1319
01:03:22,259 --> 01:03:24,957
<i>♪ I want you to notice ♪</i>

1320
01:03:27,825 --> 01:03:29,558
<i>♪ When I'm not around ♪</i>

1321
01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:32,030
(LOUD BANGING)

1322
01:03:33,337 --> 01:03:36,298
<i>♪ You're so very special ♪</i>

1323
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,644
<i>♪ But I'm a creep ♪</i>

1324
01:03:45,413 --> 01:03:48,277
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

1325
01:03:50,488 --> 01:03:53,821
<i>♪ What the hell
am I doin' here? ♪</i>

1326
01:03:56,656 --> 01:03:58,561
<i>♪ I don't belong here ♪</i>

1327
01:03:58,663 --> 01:04:00,223
- (TAPE PLAYER SCREECHES)
<i>- (CREEP</i> STOPS PLAYING)

1328
01:04:02,930 --> 01:04:04,399
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>I had to be sure</i>

1329
01:04:04,501 --> 01:04:06,031
<i>before I introduced you
to her.</i>

1330
01:04:07,064 --> 01:04:09,568
Sure about what?
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1331
01:04:09,670 --> 01:04:11,608
You are now in the presence

1332
01:04:12,508 --> 01:04:14,640
of a living prophet of God.

1333
01:04:14,742 --> 01:04:17,075
(WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1334
01:04:22,717 --> 01:04:24,984
- (WOMAN WHEEZING)
- (BONES CRACKING)

1335
01:04:32,156 --> 01:04:33,562
MR. REED: <i>The reason
I invited you</i>

1336
01:04:33,664 --> 01:04:35,792
<i>into my sanctuary tonight
is because</i>

1337
01:04:35,894 --> 01:04:37,700
<i>I have been shown a miracle.</i>

1338
01:04:38,899 --> 01:04:40,262
<i>I believe
this miracle is proof</i>

1339
01:04:40,364 --> 01:04:43,198
<i>that all known religions
are demonstrably false,</i>

1340
01:04:43,301 --> 01:04:47,842
<i>and only an ancient echo
of something true.</i>

1341
01:04:49,576 --> 01:04:51,272
<i>I need a witness,</i>

1342
01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:55,817
<i>you, to verify
that the miracle is real.</i>

1343
01:04:57,651 --> 01:04:59,854
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1344
01:05:10,394 --> 01:05:13,302
<i>Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pie is,</i>

1345
01:05:13,404 --> 01:05:14,902
<i>I think, a traditional one.</i>

1346
01:05:15,004 --> 01:05:18,139
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,

1347
01:05:18,241 --> 01:05:19,571
sugar, lemon,

1348
01:05:19,673 --> 01:05:21,544
blueberries, of course,

1349
01:05:21,647 --> 01:05:24,509
but tonight I've also included
some wolf's bane

1350
01:05:24,611 --> 01:05:25,946
and some belladonna,

1351
01:05:26,979 --> 01:05:30,181
which means that,
in a short while,

1352
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:35,519
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.

1353
01:05:35,621 --> 01:05:37,793
(SQUELCHING)

1354
01:05:38,859 --> 01:05:39,889
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Then,</i>

1355
01:05:39,991 --> 01:05:42,963
<i>you will witness a miracle.</i>

1356
01:05:44,631 --> 01:05:46,802
By the grace of God,

1357
01:05:48,273 --> 01:05:49,673
she will be resurrected.

1358
01:05:50,175 --> 01:05:52,368
(WHEEZING WEAKLY)

1359
01:05:58,042 --> 01:06:00,376
(CONTINUES WHEEZING WEAKLY)

1360
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:22,739
- (RETCHES)
- (LANTERN CLATTERS)

1361
01:06:27,907 --> 01:06:29,372
Now, feel her pulse, please.

1362
01:06:30,808 --> 01:06:31,979
Both of you.

1363
01:06:33,316 --> 01:06:34,946
(WATER DRIPPING)

1364
01:06:35,048 --> 01:06:36,352
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>I need you</i>

1365
01:06:36,454 --> 01:06:38,854
<i>to feel her pulse right now!</i>

1366
01:06:42,855 --> 01:06:44,254
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1367
01:06:44,356 --> 01:06:45,925
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Acknowledge, please,</i>

1368
01:06:46,027 --> 01:06:48,056
<i>that her heart has now
stopped pumping.</i>

1369
01:06:48,158 --> 01:06:50,392
<i>Do you know how to do that?</i>

1370
01:06:50,494 --> 01:06:52,197
<i>Index and middle finger
on the side of the neck,</i>

1371
01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:55,332
<i>in the soft, hollow area
just beside the windpipe.</i>

1372
01:06:56,967 --> 01:06:58,336
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1373
01:06:58,438 --> 01:07:01,074
MR. REED: <i>Both of you, please,
lift her head to be sure.</i>

1374
01:07:04,314 --> 01:07:05,980
(SQUELCHING)

1375
01:07:08,451 --> 01:07:10,754
(PAXTON SHUDDERS)

1376
01:07:12,591 --> 01:07:13,554
- (PROPHET GURGLES)
- (PAXTON GASPS)

1377
01:07:13,656 --> 01:07:14,956
PAXTON: She moved! She moved!

1378
01:07:15,058 --> 01:07:17,525
MR. REED: (LAUGHING) <i>That was
just a catalytic spasm.</i>

1379
01:07:17,627 --> 01:07:18,955
PAXTON: (GASPS) She's alive!

1380
01:07:19,058 --> 01:07:20,630
MR. REED: <i>No! No, no. Not yet.</i>

1381
01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,292
<i>Chemicals being released
into her body.</i>

1382
01:07:22,394 --> 01:07:24,266
<i>Acknowledge, please,
that there's no pulse.</i>

1383
01:07:24,368 --> 01:07:25,398
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1384
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,501
<i>Acknowledge!</i>

1385
01:07:26,603 --> 01:07:27,633
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.

1386
01:07:27,735 --> 01:07:28,870
MR. REED: <i>Thank you.</i>

1387
01:07:28,972 --> 01:07:31,236
<i>Acknowledge that she is
no longer breathing.</i>

1388
01:07:33,774 --> 01:07:34,943
<i>Do you feel a breath?</i>

1389
01:07:39,713 --> 01:07:40,847
BARNES: No. No.

1390
01:07:40,949 --> 01:07:41,978
MR. REED: <i>So she's dead.</i>
BARNES: Yes.

1391
01:07:42,081 --> 01:07:43,853
- (WHIMPERS)
- MR. REED: <i>Okay.</i>

1392
01:07:44,453 --> 01:07:45,988
<i>Thank you.</i>

1393
01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:51,256
<i>A moment longer, and you will
witness a resurrection.</i>

1394
01:07:52,389 --> 01:07:54,991
<i>She'll return
and she will tell us</i>

1395
01:07:55,094 --> 01:07:56,932
<i>what she saw in the afterlife.</i>

1396
01:07:59,668 --> 01:08:00,969
Has the Prophet moved?

1397
01:08:01,670 --> 01:08:03,203
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1398
01:08:03,305 --> 01:08:04,804
No.

1399
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:05,868
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Hello?</i>

1400
01:08:05,970 --> 01:08:07,573
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.

1401
01:08:07,675 --> 01:08:08,777
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1402
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,474
MR. REED: <i>All right.
Just</i> un momentino.

1403
01:08:16,553 --> 01:08:17,953
<i>Only a moment longer.</i>

1404
01:08:19,523 --> 01:08:21,451
- (BELL RINGING)
- (GASPS)

1405
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,927
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
The Elders?

1406
01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,393
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1407
01:08:31,831 --> 01:08:33,697
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)

1408
01:08:33,799 --> 01:08:36,037
(DOOR LOCKS)

1409
01:08:40,173 --> 01:08:42,340
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BOTH PANTING)

1410
01:08:44,842 --> 01:08:46,878
(PANTING)

1411
01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:48,982
- We scream.
- We scream.

1412
01:08:49,084 --> 01:08:51,448
BARNES: But not until
he answers the door.

1413
01:08:57,328 --> 01:08:59,095
(KNOCKING)

1414
01:08:59,964 --> 01:09:01,497
PAXTON: He's coming back.
BARNES: Scream! Scream!

1415
01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:03,497
(PAXTON AND BARNES SCREAMING)

1416
01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:04,393
(DOOR CREAKING)

1417
01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:06,936
- (DOOR SHUTS)
- (BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

1418
01:09:07,536 --> 01:09:08,564
(LIGHTS CLICK)

1419
01:09:12,443 --> 01:09:13,602
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1420
01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:16,739
(KNOCKING)

1421
01:09:16,841 --> 01:09:18,178
Coming!

1422
01:09:19,349 --> 01:09:21,346
(TICKING)

1423
01:09:26,687 --> 01:09:27,655
Ah! Sorry!

1424
01:09:27,757 --> 01:09:28,856
I was at the back. (CHUCKLES)

1425
01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:30,760
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.

1426
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,122
I'm just in the neighborhood
looking for

1427
01:09:32,224 --> 01:09:34,228
two young ladies
from my church.

1428
01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:35,294
Oh.

1429
01:09:36,193 --> 01:09:37,398
Is everything all right?

1430
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,463
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1431
01:09:40,701 --> 01:09:42,030
(BOTH PANTING)

1432
01:09:42,132 --> 01:09:43,940
They can't hear us.

1433
01:09:44,908 --> 01:09:46,104
MAN: <i>I'm sure
everything's fine,</i>

1434
01:09:46,206 --> 01:09:47,408
<i>I was just wondering
if they...</i>

1435
01:09:47,510 --> 01:09:48,475
(WIND BLOWING)

1436
01:09:48,577 --> 01:09:49,544
...stopped by.

1437
01:09:49,646 --> 01:09:50,705
No. I'm sorry to say,

1438
01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:54,677
you are the first house caller
I've had all day, so.

1439
01:09:55,313 --> 01:09:57,613
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.

1440
01:10:01,755 --> 01:10:02,719
BARNES: Help.

1441
01:10:02,821 --> 01:10:04,085
Help.

1442
01:10:04,187 --> 01:10:06,790
We can pull the rug.

1443
01:10:06,892 --> 01:10:07,824
The matches.

1444
01:10:07,926 --> 01:10:09,766
We start a fire,

1445
01:10:09,868 --> 01:10:11,028
smoke out the speaking pipe
to make sure

1446
01:10:11,130 --> 01:10:12,831
the Elder knows we're here.

1447
01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:15,838
Okay. But you did ask

1448
01:10:15,941 --> 01:10:18,202
for more information
on the church, correct?

1449
01:10:18,304 --> 01:10:20,074
Uh, this...
this is the which church?

1450
01:10:20,176 --> 01:10:21,575
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.

1451
01:10:21,677 --> 01:10:23,972
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1452
01:10:24,074 --> 01:10:26,449
(WIND BLOWING)

1453
01:10:26,551 --> 01:10:27,978
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1454
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,514
BARNES: Pull. Careful.

1455
01:10:35,926 --> 01:10:37,519
Is there some other way
I can help?

1456
01:10:37,621 --> 01:10:39,588
Do you want to use my phone,
call the police?

1457
01:10:39,690 --> 01:10:41,290
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.

1458
01:10:41,392 --> 01:10:42,491
...and come help you
look around.

1459
01:10:42,594 --> 01:10:44,165
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure they're not far.

1460
01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:46,001
Uh, thank you for your time.

1461
01:10:46,103 --> 01:10:48,602
All right, well, good luck.
Yeah, I mean that.

1462
01:10:48,704 --> 01:10:50,039
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

1463
01:10:50,771 --> 01:10:52,239
(WIND BLOWING)

1464
01:10:53,842 --> 01:10:56,045
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1465
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:08,156
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
- (DOOR CREAKS)

1466
01:11:13,794 --> 01:11:14,858
(CREAKING)

1467
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,796
(FOOTSTEPS)

1468
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,465
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1469
01:11:18,567 --> 01:11:19,596
(CLICKS)

1470
01:11:21,165 --> 01:11:23,369
(WATER POURING)

1471
01:11:24,408 --> 01:11:25,199
(THUD)

1472
01:11:25,301 --> 01:11:26,870
(FURNITURE DRAGGING)

1473
01:11:26,972 --> 01:11:28,737
(FOOTSTEPS)

1474
01:11:36,949 --> 01:11:38,417
(CLICKING)

1475
01:11:39,688 --> 01:11:41,052
(SCRAPING)

1476
01:11:41,155 --> 01:11:43,488
- (FLOOR CREAKING)
- (FOOTSTEPS)

1477
01:11:53,538 --> 01:11:54,796
(MR. REED COUGHS)

1478
01:11:55,871 --> 01:11:57,502
(MR. REED CLEARS THROAT)

1479
01:11:59,169 --> 01:12:01,077
(OBJECT DRAGS)

1480
01:12:06,749 --> 01:12:07,744
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

1481
01:12:07,846 --> 01:12:09,283
No.

1482
01:12:15,724 --> 01:12:17,687
(CLICKING)

1483
01:12:18,727 --> 01:12:20,459
(FOOTSTEPS)

1484
01:12:21,193 --> 01:12:23,396
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1485
01:12:25,031 --> 01:12:26,300
(BARNES GRUNTS)

1486
01:12:28,398 --> 01:12:29,464
- (THUD)
- (DOOR CREAKS)

1487
01:12:29,566 --> 01:12:31,204
PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
He's coming!

1488
01:12:31,306 --> 01:12:33,538
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1489
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,743
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1490
01:12:35,845 --> 01:12:37,839
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1491
01:12:41,519 --> 01:12:42,613
(RATTLING)

1492
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:46,117
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?

1493
01:12:46,219 --> 01:12:48,289
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1494
01:12:54,432 --> 01:12:55,428
(GASPS)

1495
01:12:56,897 --> 01:12:58,334
She moved.

1496
01:12:59,036 --> 01:13:00,730
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.

1497
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,004
No,
you're remembering it wrong.

1498
01:13:06,106 --> 01:13:07,104
She hasn't moved at all.

1499
01:13:07,206 --> 01:13:08,173
Her head is different.

1500
01:13:08,275 --> 01:13:10,606
- That's where she was!
- It's not!

1501
01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:13,276
Sister, that's not
how I remember it. Please!

1502
01:13:13,378 --> 01:13:15,712
Please, just come on! Help!

1503
01:13:16,412 --> 01:13:18,253
Hold the sleeve up.

1504
01:13:20,884 --> 01:13:25,557
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.

1505
01:13:26,258 --> 01:13:28,362
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

1506
01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:30,833
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1507
01:13:30,935 --> 01:13:33,367
Have you received
this booklet?

1508
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,035
I have not,

1509
01:13:36,137 --> 01:13:38,740
but I will give it a look-see.

1510
01:13:38,842 --> 01:13:40,873
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1511
01:13:40,975 --> 01:13:41,874
PAXTON: Try another.

1512
01:13:41,976 --> 01:13:43,271
BARNES: I know.

1513
01:13:43,373 --> 01:13:45,676
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1514
01:13:48,717 --> 01:13:50,145
Focus.

1515
01:13:50,247 --> 01:13:51,814
(WIND BLOWING)

1516
01:13:53,822 --> 01:13:55,719
(RATTLING)

1517
01:13:56,153 --> 01:13:57,153
Faster.

1518
01:13:57,255 --> 01:13:58,854
(MATCH IGNITES)

1519
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:00,691
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1520
01:14:01,865 --> 01:14:03,925
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)

1521
01:14:12,939 --> 01:14:14,177
(GASPS)

1522
01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:16,044
(BARNES GRUNTS)

1523
01:14:16,146 --> 01:14:17,906
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1524
01:14:24,448 --> 01:14:25,686
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1525
01:14:25,788 --> 01:14:27,723
(WIND GUSTING)

1526
01:14:27,825 --> 01:14:28,818
(MATCH SCRAPING ON WALL)

1527
01:14:31,663 --> 01:14:32,893
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1528
01:14:32,995 --> 01:14:35,731
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1529
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,893
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1530
01:14:42,839 --> 01:14:43,804
(MATCH IGNITES)

1531
01:14:43,906 --> 01:14:45,841
- (SCREAMS)
- (GASPS)

1532
01:14:45,943 --> 01:14:48,041
- (BOTH GASPING)
- (WHEEZES)

1533
01:14:48,143 --> 01:14:51,313
- (RETCHES)
- (BOTH GASPING)

1534
01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:54,417
(RETCHES)

1535
01:14:54,519 --> 01:14:55,717
(COUGHS)

1536
01:14:55,819 --> 01:14:57,649
(PROPHET WHEEZES)

1537
01:14:59,351 --> 01:15:01,687
PROPHET: Conductor...

1538
01:15:02,089 --> 01:15:05,954
says... my... name.

1539
01:15:06,697 --> 01:15:09,793
White... clouds.

1540
01:15:10,327 --> 01:15:13,196
Not... Heaven.

1541
01:15:13,298 --> 01:15:16,899
They... unplug...

1542
01:15:17,608 --> 01:15:19,572
my brain.

1543
01:15:20,809 --> 01:15:23,246
It is...

1544
01:15:24,714 --> 01:15:25,710
not...

1545
01:15:26,210 --> 01:15:27,849
real.

1546
01:15:27,951 --> 01:15:28,951
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1547
01:15:29,053 --> 01:15:31,284
MR. REED:
And, thank you, Prophet.

1548
01:15:31,386 --> 01:15:32,985
We are very grateful
for your passage

1549
01:15:33,087 --> 01:15:34,589
to the other side.

1550
01:15:34,692 --> 01:15:35,787
(WHEEZING)

1551
01:15:35,889 --> 01:15:39,788
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.

1552
01:15:39,890 --> 01:15:43,194
Come. You must be exhausted.
Take my arm.

1553
01:15:43,296 --> 01:15:45,301
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1554
01:15:47,938 --> 01:15:49,899
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1555
01:15:52,569 --> 01:15:53,741
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

1556
01:15:53,843 --> 01:15:55,875
(INAUDIBLE)

1557
01:15:55,977 --> 01:15:57,973
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1558
01:15:58,749 --> 01:15:59,843
(MATCH SCRAPING)

1559
01:16:01,819 --> 01:16:02,784
(PROPHET WHIMPERS)

1560
01:16:02,886 --> 01:16:03,880
(DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS)

1561
01:16:08,385 --> 01:16:09,622
Well, now.

1562
01:16:11,428 --> 01:16:13,227
You see, this is rather
interesting because...

1563
01:16:13,329 --> 01:16:15,493
- (OBJECT CLANKS)
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)

1564
01:16:15,595 --> 01:16:19,731
I know that one of you
has been lying

1565
01:16:21,205 --> 01:16:23,533
since you first got here.
(CHUCKLING)

1566
01:16:23,635 --> 01:16:25,767
And do you know
how I know that?

1567
01:16:25,869 --> 01:16:27,468
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?

1568
01:16:27,570 --> 01:16:29,639
I know from the way

1569
01:16:29,741 --> 01:16:33,845
that the fire reacts
to each of you.

1570
01:16:33,947 --> 01:16:34,911
A.

1571
01:16:36,686 --> 01:16:37,946
B.

1572
01:16:38,048 --> 01:16:40,289
Yeah. One of you has
a very, very... (CHUCKLING)

1573
01:16:40,391 --> 01:16:44,292
...very big secret,
but we will know more soon.

1574
01:16:44,394 --> 01:16:46,690
There will be
before you saw a woman die

1575
01:16:46,793 --> 01:16:49,857
and come back to life,
and there will be after.

1576
01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:52,026
(BLOWS) Books will be written
about it.

1577
01:16:52,128 --> 01:16:55,503
So choose your words
very carefully when I ask,

1578
01:16:56,171 --> 01:16:57,340
what did you witness?

1579
01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:00,673
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.

1580
01:17:01,471 --> 01:17:02,943
How did she...

1581
01:17:03,045 --> 01:17:03,972
I don't know...

1582
01:17:04,074 --> 01:17:06,014
And if you didn't
see something transcendental,

1583
01:17:06,116 --> 01:17:07,177
you absolutely must tell me.

1584
01:17:07,279 --> 01:17:08,850
I don't know.

1585
01:17:08,952 --> 01:17:09,812
'Cause if I'm wrong,

1586
01:17:09,914 --> 01:17:11,354
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.

1587
01:17:11,456 --> 01:17:12,914
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!

1588
01:17:13,017 --> 01:17:14,622
- It doesn't make sense...
- MR. REED: Oh, pooh!

1589
01:17:14,724 --> 01:17:15,785
- We're all prisoners together.
- ...for us to have an opinion!

1590
01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:16,884
You must know by now
that any of us can leave

1591
01:17:16,986 --> 01:17:19,290
whenever we want,
but why would we want,

1592
01:17:19,392 --> 01:17:20,521
after what we've seen?

1593
01:17:20,623 --> 01:17:23,029
I saw it. I saw it.

1594
01:17:23,131 --> 01:17:24,562
I heard her describe

1595
01:17:24,664 --> 01:17:26,297
what she experienced
on the other side.

1596
01:17:26,399 --> 01:17:28,300
Great! What did you hear?

1597
01:17:28,403 --> 01:17:31,568
She said
there was a conductor.

1598
01:17:31,670 --> 01:17:34,374
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?

1599
01:17:34,476 --> 01:17:36,871
She had a feeling
of disassociation,

1600
01:17:36,973 --> 01:17:39,714
a feeling that something
wasn't real.

1601
01:17:39,817 --> 01:17:40,845
That's it.

1602
01:17:41,852 --> 01:17:42,814
So now you know.

1603
01:17:44,382 --> 01:17:45,381
Now, we know?

1604
01:17:45,483 --> 01:17:46,785
Yeah, now, you know.

1605
01:17:48,022 --> 01:17:48,985
Know?

1606
01:17:50,224 --> 01:17:51,592
I can show you God.

1607
01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:55,693
If you're willing to die.

1608
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:58,662
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.

1609
01:17:58,764 --> 01:18:00,898
Like the Prophet,
you can be brought back.

1610
01:18:01,966 --> 01:18:03,571
It doesn't have
to be frightening at all.

1611
01:18:03,673 --> 01:18:05,106
I'll tell you... I'll tell you
what's frightening.

1612
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:06,639
Not knowing is frightening!

1613
01:18:06,741 --> 01:18:08,272
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?

1614
01:18:08,374 --> 01:18:09,610
What's our purpose?

1615
01:18:09,712 --> 01:18:12,511
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.

1616
01:18:12,613 --> 01:18:14,382
I can answer
those questions for you.

1617
01:18:14,485 --> 01:18:17,684
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world

1618
01:18:18,451 --> 01:18:19,752
is capable of giving you.

1619
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:23,690
It all makes sense now.

1620
01:18:25,824 --> 01:18:27,925
I've been asking myself
all night,

1621
01:18:28,894 --> 01:18:31,459
how is he gonna
make killing us our idea?

1622
01:18:31,561 --> 01:18:32,732
(MR. REED SIGHS)

1623
01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:36,036
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.

1624
01:18:36,138 --> 01:18:36,898
I know. I can't tell

1625
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,969
if you're playing chess
or checkers.

1626
01:18:39,502 --> 01:18:41,142
Monopoly!

1627
01:18:41,244 --> 01:18:42,275
Come on, it was right there.

1628
01:18:42,377 --> 01:18:44,243
You didn't show us a miracle.

1629
01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:45,976
Okay, what did I show you?

1630
01:18:46,578 --> 01:18:48,416
That wasn't a miracle.

1631
01:18:48,518 --> 01:18:50,249
MR. REED: So you say.
What did I show you?

1632
01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:52,349
That was not a miracle!

1633
01:18:52,451 --> 01:18:53,819
What did I show you?

1634
01:18:55,554 --> 01:18:58,087
It was a magic trick.

1635
01:19:00,031 --> 01:19:01,359
MR. REED: A magic trick?

1636
01:19:01,461 --> 01:19:03,664
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1637
01:19:06,702 --> 01:19:09,700
You wanna know why
we don't talk about Taco Bell?

1638
01:19:09,802 --> 01:19:11,540
It killed me
when I was four years old.

1639
01:19:11,642 --> 01:19:14,738
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.

1640
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,705
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell

1641
01:19:16,807 --> 01:19:18,280
'cause I was clinically dead

1642
01:19:18,382 --> 01:19:20,648
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.

1643
01:19:23,085 --> 01:19:24,815
When I was dead,

1644
01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:28,788
I saw exactly
what your prophet described.

1645
01:19:29,522 --> 01:19:31,120
A blinding white light,

1646
01:19:31,222 --> 01:19:34,760
clouds, but not Heaven,
a sense of wanting to return,

1647
01:19:34,862 --> 01:19:37,533
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.

1648
01:19:39,532 --> 01:19:41,130
That wasn't a prophecy.

1649
01:19:41,999 --> 01:19:45,372
That was a near-death
experience.

1650
01:19:45,474 --> 01:19:46,770
When the oxygen
leaves your brain

1651
01:19:46,872 --> 01:19:49,441
or your heart stops pumping,
your mind

1652
01:19:49,543 --> 01:19:51,313
creates unbelievable things.

1653
01:19:51,415 --> 01:19:54,814
I think you've been
keeping this woman

1654
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,944
on the edge of death
in order to ask her questions

1655
01:19:57,046 --> 01:19:59,453
about meaningless
hallucinations

1656
01:19:59,555 --> 01:20:01,785
so that you can substantiate
your idea

1657
01:20:01,887 --> 01:20:05,187
of what the one,
true religion really is.

1658
01:20:06,394 --> 01:20:08,230
MR. REED: Did you know...

1659
01:20:08,332 --> 01:20:09,296
that when you remember
something,

1660
01:20:09,398 --> 01:20:10,465
you're really only remembering

1661
01:20:10,567 --> 01:20:12,227
the last time you remembered
that experience?

1662
01:20:14,032 --> 01:20:15,329
You're not actually
recalling the event.

1663
01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:19,668
So your memory of dying
at Taco Bell... (CHUCKLING)

1664
01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:20,803
...isn't really of dying,

1665
01:20:20,905 --> 01:20:22,741
it's of the memory
of the memory

1666
01:20:22,844 --> 01:20:24,412
of the memory
of the memory of the memory...

1667
01:20:24,514 --> 01:20:27,746
stop me... (CHUCKLES)
...of that event.

1668
01:20:27,848 --> 01:20:29,847
So you're remembering
a false correlation

1669
01:20:29,949 --> 01:20:31,617
with the experience
you've just witnessed.

1670
01:20:31,719 --> 01:20:35,723
But this,
this is happening right now!

1671
01:20:35,825 --> 01:20:38,855
That's why I think,
Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton,

1672
01:20:38,957 --> 01:20:40,791
that you really need
to pay attention

1673
01:20:40,893 --> 01:20:42,431
because I promise you...
(CHUCKLING)

1674
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:44,292
...we're not talking
about a magic trick.

1675
01:20:45,565 --> 01:20:47,603
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1676
01:20:50,599 --> 01:20:51,670
No,

1677
01:20:51,772 --> 01:20:54,343
we're talking
about magic underwear...

1678
01:20:54,445 --> 01:20:55,908
- (SLASHING)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1679
01:21:01,581 --> 01:21:02,849
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1680
01:21:06,685 --> 01:21:08,855
(INAUDIBLE SCREAMING)

1681
01:21:16,694 --> 01:21:18,931
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1682
01:21:23,735 --> 01:21:25,971
(INAUDIBLE SCREAMING)

1683
01:21:39,454 --> 01:21:41,451
(SCREAMING) Help me! Help!

1684
01:21:41,553 --> 01:21:43,351
(WIND GUSTING)

1685
01:21:47,558 --> 01:21:49,797
(SOBS)

1686
01:21:51,234 --> 01:21:52,393
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1687
01:21:54,499 --> 01:21:55,803
(SIGHS)

1688
01:21:58,439 --> 01:21:59,605
(EXHALES SHAKILY)

1689
01:21:59,707 --> 01:22:01,204
MR. REED:
She'll come back to us!

1690
01:22:02,343 --> 01:22:03,646
I promise!

1691
01:22:05,977 --> 01:22:08,116
Sister Paxton,
do not be scared!

1692
01:22:08,218 --> 01:22:09,311
She will rise again.

1693
01:22:10,087 --> 01:22:11,315
Challenge him.

1694
01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:12,380
Debate.

1695
01:22:13,090 --> 01:22:14,151
Challenge him.

1696
01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:17,055
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1697
01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:22,023
(FOOTSTEPS)

1698
01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:24,260
MR. REED: Come on, now,
Sister B.

1699
01:22:25,663 --> 01:22:27,436
Wakey-wakey!

1700
01:22:27,538 --> 01:22:28,899
- (WATER DRIPPING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1701
01:22:29,001 --> 01:22:30,604
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.

1702
01:22:30,706 --> 01:22:33,407
That's not it.
That's a... a mucky pup.

1703
01:22:33,509 --> 01:22:34,677
Let's have that.
(CHUCKLES)

1704
01:22:37,941 --> 01:22:39,910
Moments. It'll be moments.

1705
01:22:40,012 --> 01:22:41,343
Let's have one
of your drum rolls, yeah?

1706
01:22:44,219 --> 01:22:45,182
Whoop!

1707
01:22:48,555 --> 01:22:50,693
Hey! (SNIFFLES)

1708
01:22:53,857 --> 01:22:55,361
I'm very sorry.

1709
01:22:55,463 --> 01:22:57,096
Something is wrong.

1710
01:22:57,565 --> 01:22:59,167
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1711
01:22:59,269 --> 01:23:00,362
I'm now worried...

1712
01:23:02,404 --> 01:23:03,501
that she's not...

1713
01:23:03,603 --> 01:23:04,602
(BOX CUTTER OPENS)

1714
01:23:04,704 --> 01:23:05,939
...coming back to us.

1715
01:23:08,672 --> 01:23:09,705
Yeah.

1716
01:23:09,807 --> 01:23:11,276
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1717
01:23:11,378 --> 01:23:12,545
Oh, yeah.

1718
01:23:12,648 --> 01:23:14,783
- (SOBS)
- MR. REED: Oh, yeah.

1719
01:23:18,219 --> 01:23:19,183
Yep.

1720
01:23:20,089 --> 01:23:21,053
Yep.

1721
01:23:21,619 --> 01:23:22,750
Yeah.

1722
01:23:22,852 --> 01:23:24,355
There it is.

1723
01:23:24,457 --> 01:23:25,687
(GRUNTS)

1724
01:23:25,789 --> 01:23:26,820
No, it isn't.

1725
01:23:26,922 --> 01:23:28,526
That was a vein.

1726
01:23:28,628 --> 01:23:29,724
(MR. REED GRUNTS)

1727
01:23:29,826 --> 01:23:31,530
(SQUELCHING)

1728
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:34,367
A-ha! (CHUCKLES) A-ha.

1729
01:23:34,469 --> 01:23:36,365
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

1730
01:23:37,669 --> 01:23:38,606
The implant.

1731
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:41,238
This is why she can't
come back to us.

1732
01:23:42,311 --> 01:23:43,306
Take a look!

1733
01:23:44,248 --> 01:23:45,540
I'm very sorry.

1734
01:23:46,176 --> 01:23:49,378
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.

1735
01:23:51,981 --> 01:23:53,916
She's not real.

1736
01:23:54,018 --> 01:23:55,758
Do you know what gave it away?

1737
01:23:56,226 --> 01:23:57,087
The candles.

1738
01:23:57,189 --> 01:23:59,824
What are you saying?
I don't understand.

1739
01:23:59,926 --> 01:24:01,797
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.

1740
01:24:02,430 --> 01:24:03,392
How could you?

1741
01:24:05,631 --> 01:24:07,396
(SHUDDERS)

1742
01:24:08,735 --> 01:24:11,070
Can you explain it to me?

1743
01:24:13,872 --> 01:24:16,808
Are you, Sister Paxton,

1744
01:24:16,910 --> 01:24:19,809
familiar with
the Daoist concept

1745
01:24:19,911 --> 01:24:21,712
of "The Butterfly Dream"?

1746
01:24:21,814 --> 01:24:23,412
PAXTON: A butterfly...

1747
01:24:23,514 --> 01:24:26,818
A butterfly flaps its wings
and causes a typhoon?

1748
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:28,184
That is
"The Butterfly Effect."

1749
01:24:28,286 --> 01:24:30,785
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...

1750
01:24:30,887 --> 01:24:32,188
(CLATTERING)

1751
01:24:32,290 --> 01:24:34,190
...concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher

1752
01:24:34,292 --> 01:24:35,928
who asked himself
the following question.

1753
01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:38,225
- (OBJECT CLATTERS)
- "Was I a man dreaming

1754
01:24:38,327 --> 01:24:40,068
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."

1755
01:24:40,170 --> 01:24:40,932
(THUD)

1756
01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:44,239
"...a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"

1757
01:24:44,341 --> 01:24:45,605
Come and sit down.

1758
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,273
Come on.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Here.

1759
01:24:47,375 --> 01:24:48,371
(SIGHS)

1760
01:24:50,974 --> 01:24:53,046
(SCRAPING ON TABLE)

1761
01:24:56,253 --> 01:24:57,248
This is us.

1762
01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,715
You and me alone together.

1763
01:24:59,817 --> 01:25:01,021
That was Barnes.

1764
01:25:01,621 --> 01:25:02,825
Bye-bye, Barnes.

1765
01:25:03,694 --> 01:25:06,860
I have come
to a dark realization

1766
01:25:06,962 --> 01:25:10,129
that we exist inside
a simulation so advanced

1767
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:13,000
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life

1768
01:25:13,965 --> 01:25:15,200
and artificial dream.

1769
01:25:15,302 --> 01:25:20,139
You heard the Prophet.
She said, "It is not real."

1770
01:25:20,241 --> 01:25:23,074
You see, fire dynamics
are very difficult to render.

1771
01:25:23,176 --> 01:25:25,779
I've noticed this anomaly
in its behavior

1772
01:25:25,881 --> 01:25:27,976
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,

1773
01:25:28,078 --> 01:25:31,083
like poor old Sister B.

1774
01:25:31,185 --> 01:25:34,822
She couldn't come back to us,
but when you die,

1775
01:25:34,925 --> 01:25:39,793
finger, please,
you will pass through death

1776
01:25:39,895 --> 01:25:41,990
- and wake up...
- (BOX CUTTER RATTLES)

1777
01:25:42,092 --> 01:25:43,493
...into the real world.

1778
01:25:43,895 --> 01:25:45,366
What do you think?

1779
01:25:45,468 --> 01:25:46,869
Yes, no, maybe?

1780
01:25:48,337 --> 01:25:49,399
Um...

1781
01:25:52,309 --> 01:25:53,876
That's a theory.

1782
01:25:55,339 --> 01:25:57,110
Well yeah,
you're very welcome to...

1783
01:25:58,210 --> 01:25:59,915
to challenge my premise.
I love that.

1784
01:26:01,949 --> 01:26:03,350
- (BOX CUTTER CLOSES)
- Go for it.

1785
01:26:03,452 --> 01:26:05,283
(SNIFFLING)

1786
01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:11,256
I don't think
this is a microchip.

1787
01:26:11,988 --> 01:26:12,956
MR. REED: Oh?

1788
01:26:13,058 --> 01:26:16,030
I think it's a contraceptive.

1789
01:26:17,931 --> 01:26:21,068
A... a birth control implant.

1790
01:26:22,601 --> 01:26:23,598
Huh.

1791
01:26:25,135 --> 01:26:27,402
Tell me, have you ever met

1792
01:26:27,505 --> 01:26:30,176
a Mormon missionary
who was on birth control?

1793
01:26:31,982 --> 01:26:36,949
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?

1794
01:26:37,051 --> 01:26:38,552
PAXTON: Our church
would've made her

1795
01:26:38,654 --> 01:26:40,249
feel ashamed about it,

1796
01:26:40,351 --> 01:26:42,089
and she would've been
too embarrassed.

1797
01:26:43,088 --> 01:26:44,893
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!

1798
01:26:44,995 --> 01:26:47,688
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.

1799
01:26:48,664 --> 01:26:51,092
Simulation hypothesis

1800
01:26:51,194 --> 01:26:54,134
is not testable, is it?

1801
01:26:55,401 --> 01:26:58,773
No, it's a matter of belief,
like any religion.

1802
01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:01,138
You either believe it,
green door,

1803
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:03,077
or you don't believe it,
purple door.

1804
01:27:04,108 --> 01:27:06,674
With all due respect,

1805
01:27:07,910 --> 01:27:09,083
I...

1806
01:27:09,684 --> 01:27:11,549
I don't believe it.

1807
01:27:12,319 --> 01:27:16,187
I'm not smart enough
to say why, I just don't.

1808
01:27:16,290 --> 01:27:18,587
Do you believe the miracle
that I showed you?

1809
01:27:19,396 --> 01:27:20,155
PAXTON: Yes.

1810
01:27:20,257 --> 01:27:22,063
- Yeah?
- PAXTON: At first.

1811
01:27:23,762 --> 01:27:25,062
But now?

1812
01:27:25,164 --> 01:27:27,634
I think something
happened tonight

1813
01:27:27,736 --> 01:27:29,771
that you didn't expect.

1814
01:27:29,873 --> 01:27:31,466
It feels like
you're improvising,

1815
01:27:31,569 --> 01:27:34,071
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory

1816
01:27:34,173 --> 01:27:36,308
that's not sticking.
Am I right?

1817
01:27:39,214 --> 01:27:42,484
Uh, (CHUCKLES) are you
asking me if you're right

1818
01:27:42,586 --> 01:27:43,545
that I am improvising

1819
01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:47,014
or you're right
that the simulation narrative

1820
01:27:47,116 --> 01:27:48,051
is not sticking?

1821
01:27:48,154 --> 01:27:50,586
- Yes.
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1822
01:27:53,397 --> 01:27:54,628
High-five.

1823
01:27:54,730 --> 01:27:56,724
(GRUNTS SOFTLY, CHUCKLES)

1824
01:27:57,968 --> 01:27:59,429
So, in fact,
you agree with your friend.

1825
01:27:59,531 --> 01:28:01,968
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating

1826
01:28:02,070 --> 01:28:04,204
a meaningless,
near-death experience.

1827
01:28:04,802 --> 01:28:05,932
No.

1828
01:28:06,568 --> 01:28:08,707
I think you switched
the bodies.

1829
01:28:08,809 --> 01:28:10,911
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

1830
01:28:11,013 --> 01:28:13,345
I just haven't
figured out how yet.

1831
01:28:15,144 --> 01:28:16,348
I switched...

1832
01:28:16,981 --> 01:28:18,251
the bodies?

1833
01:28:20,017 --> 01:28:21,254
(FIRE CRACKLING)

1834
01:28:23,619 --> 01:28:26,488
The doorbell rang
when the Elder got here.

1835
01:28:26,590 --> 01:28:29,524
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DOORBELL RINGING)

1836
01:28:29,626 --> 01:28:31,526
<i>Which drew our attention
to the stairs.</i>

1837
01:28:31,628 --> 01:28:34,234
<i>You would have been
prepared for that.</i>

1838
01:28:36,905 --> 01:28:38,206
When we came back downstairs,

1839
01:28:38,308 --> 01:28:41,938
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.

1840
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:43,810
It was similar...

1841
01:28:43,913 --> 01:28:44,844
PAXTON: <i>Her head is different.</i>

1842
01:28:44,947 --> 01:28:48,116
<i>But it was not the exact same.</i>

1843
01:28:48,218 --> 01:28:51,784
<i>I think another woman
who looked exactly like her</i>

1844
01:28:51,886 --> 01:28:53,053
<i>came into the basement</i>

1845
01:28:53,155 --> 01:28:55,355
<i>through a hidden door
or something,</i>

1846
01:28:55,457 --> 01:28:58,854
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.

1847
01:28:58,956 --> 01:28:59,993
I see.

1848
01:29:00,095 --> 01:29:02,996
And then,
once we got back downstairs,

1849
01:29:03,098 --> 01:29:07,262
<i>she read off
a scripted prophecy</i>

1850
01:29:07,364 --> 01:29:09,467
<i>that you prepared for her.</i>

1851
01:29:10,436 --> 01:29:14,201
<i>Except the last thing
she said was,</i>

1852
01:29:14,303 --> 01:29:15,609
<i>"It is not real."</i>

1853
01:29:15,711 --> 01:29:18,241
...not... real...

1854
01:29:18,343 --> 01:29:20,979
Maybe she was trying
to tell us

1855
01:29:21,081 --> 01:29:23,481
that the miracle wasn't real.

1856
01:29:25,355 --> 01:29:26,319
Ah.

1857
01:29:27,549 --> 01:29:29,188
You see what I mean when I say

1858
01:29:29,290 --> 01:29:31,622
something happened
that you didn't expect?

1859
01:29:31,724 --> 01:29:35,060
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,

1860
01:29:35,162 --> 01:29:36,791
and now you're
trying to recover.

1861
01:29:38,968 --> 01:29:40,762
Well, if that's right,
then, uh,

1862
01:29:42,030 --> 01:29:44,634
there'd have to be another way
into this basement, yeah?

1863
01:29:45,742 --> 01:29:46,768
Shall we have a look?

1864
01:29:47,942 --> 01:29:50,112
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1865
01:29:54,212 --> 01:29:55,480
I don't think there is.

1866
01:29:56,078 --> 01:29:57,516
No.

1867
01:29:57,952 --> 01:29:59,751
I'm not doing very well,

1868
01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:01,288
Sister Paxton.

1869
01:30:01,722 --> 01:30:03,491
Unless...

1870
01:30:03,593 --> 01:30:04,621
(WATER DRIPPING)

1871
01:30:12,901 --> 01:30:14,895
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1872
01:30:22,546 --> 01:30:23,508
(RATTLING)

1873
01:30:32,755 --> 01:30:34,717
(WATER POURING)

1874
01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,654
(WATER DRAINING)

1875
01:30:50,073 --> 01:30:52,273
- (CLANKING)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1876
01:30:54,237 --> 01:30:56,409
(CREAKING)

1877
01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:04,450
Which means that...

1878
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:07,216
there would have to be
a dead body down there

1879
01:31:07,318 --> 01:31:08,952
if you were right, huh?

1880
01:31:09,054 --> 01:31:10,425
PAXTON: Correct.

1881
01:31:11,127 --> 01:31:12,524
MR. REED: How will you
test your theory?

1882
01:31:13,159 --> 01:31:14,559
(SIGHS) I don't know.

1883
01:31:15,594 --> 01:31:18,131
MR. REED: But will you go
into that hole and

1884
01:31:18,233 --> 01:31:19,831
see if there's
somebody down there?

1885
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:21,302
If I have to.

1886
01:31:22,137 --> 01:31:23,370
MR. REED: Why would you
do that?

1887
01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:28,076
Because I want
to know the truth,

1888
01:31:28,178 --> 01:31:30,443
and because the only way out
is through.

1889
01:31:31,681 --> 01:31:32,709
Robert Frost?

1890
01:31:33,342 --> 01:31:34,546
<i>Swamp Thing.</i>

1891
01:31:35,146 --> 01:31:36,548
(CHUCKLES)

1892
01:31:38,053 --> 01:31:39,485
Don't go into that cellar...

1893
01:31:41,319 --> 01:31:42,991
unless you are prepared

1894
01:31:43,093 --> 01:31:44,990
to discover the one,
true religion.

1895
01:31:45,092 --> 01:31:47,295
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1896
01:31:56,036 --> 01:31:58,240
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1897
01:31:59,038 --> 01:32:00,407
(SNIFFLES)

1898
01:32:02,141 --> 01:32:04,279
(LADDER CREAKS)

1899
01:32:11,987 --> 01:32:13,948
(RISING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1900
01:32:18,356 --> 01:32:20,023
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (SIGHS)

1901
01:32:20,125 --> 01:32:21,857
(FOOTSTEPS)

1902
01:32:29,332 --> 01:32:30,772
I knew it.

1903
01:32:30,874 --> 01:32:32,538
(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)

1904
01:32:36,912 --> 01:32:39,114
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1905
01:32:39,216 --> 01:32:41,382
- (WATER SPLASHING)
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1906
01:32:49,024 --> 01:32:50,922
(LOCK CREAKS AND CLICKS)

1907
01:32:51,024 --> 01:32:52,855
(DOOR CREAKS)

1908
01:32:57,594 --> 01:32:59,763
(CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING)

1909
01:33:04,534 --> 01:33:06,737
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1910
01:33:12,045 --> 01:33:13,777
(DOOR CREAKS)

1911
01:33:25,190 --> 01:33:26,757
(SHARP INHALE)

1912
01:33:28,326 --> 01:33:30,563
(DOOR CREAKING)

1913
01:33:35,937 --> 01:33:37,702
(WATER DRIPPING)

1914
01:33:40,173 --> 01:33:42,410
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1915
01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:52,618
(CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING)

1916
01:33:57,555 --> 01:33:59,790
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1917
01:34:12,841 --> 01:34:14,105
(GASPS)

1918
01:34:14,207 --> 01:34:15,773
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1919
01:34:21,148 --> 01:34:22,751
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

1920
01:34:22,853 --> 01:34:24,782
(DOOR CREAKING)

1921
01:34:28,219 --> 01:34:29,154
(CLANK)

1922
01:34:29,256 --> 01:34:30,517
(DISTANT WEAK WHEEZING)

1923
01:34:30,619 --> 01:34:32,158
(SHUDDERING BREATH)

1924
01:34:32,260 --> 01:34:34,088
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1925
01:34:43,807 --> 01:34:45,803
(COUGHING)

1926
01:34:46,337 --> 01:34:48,304
(FAINT GROANING)

1927
01:34:48,406 --> 01:34:50,775
(SHIVERING BREATH)

1928
01:34:55,817 --> 01:34:56,814
Hey.

1929
01:35:01,352 --> 01:35:02,655
(SNIFFLES)

1930
01:35:07,194 --> 01:35:08,155
(PAXTON SHIVERING)

1931
01:35:13,729 --> 01:35:15,635
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1932
01:35:20,439 --> 01:35:22,171
Sorry about the cold.

1933
01:35:22,274 --> 01:35:23,478
(SNIFFLES)

1934
01:35:24,807 --> 01:35:26,111
Have you figured it out yet?

1935
01:35:26,213 --> 01:35:27,174
(PAXTON SNIFFLES)

1936
01:35:29,886 --> 01:35:31,079
I think so.

1937
01:35:33,089 --> 01:35:34,148
MR. REED: So what is it?

1938
01:35:35,358 --> 01:35:39,894
What is the one,
true religion, Sister P?

1939
01:35:39,996 --> 01:35:41,059
(PAXTON SHIVERING)

1940
01:35:41,161 --> 01:35:42,862
(SNIFFLING)

1941
01:35:42,964 --> 01:35:43,960
It's...

1942
01:35:47,397 --> 01:35:48,602
(INHALES)

1943
01:35:49,599 --> 01:35:51,104
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1944
01:35:51,206 --> 01:35:53,472
When we first arrived,

1945
01:35:53,574 --> 01:35:55,672
you left us alone
in your living room.

1946
01:35:55,774 --> 01:35:57,709
(DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1947
01:35:57,811 --> 01:35:59,973
<i>We thought you were talking
to your wife,</i>

1948
01:36:00,075 --> 01:36:02,517
<i>but you were doing
something else.</i>

1949
01:36:03,314 --> 01:36:04,617
I was.

1950
01:36:04,719 --> 01:36:07,652
PAXTON: You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,

1951
01:36:07,755 --> 01:36:11,119
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.

1952
01:36:15,632 --> 01:36:17,961
<i>I noticed your hair was wet
when you came back</i>

1953
01:36:18,063 --> 01:36:21,161
<i>with the drinks, like you were
out in the storm.</i>

1954
01:36:21,263 --> 01:36:23,071
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want

1955
01:36:23,173 --> 01:36:23,930
the Elder to find our bikes

1956
01:36:24,032 --> 01:36:25,268
when he came back
looking for us.

1957
01:36:25,370 --> 01:36:26,506
(LATCH CLANKS)

1958
01:36:26,608 --> 01:36:28,206
But there was something else
on your mind.

1959
01:36:28,308 --> 01:36:29,310
(WATER POURING)

1960
01:36:29,412 --> 01:36:31,513
- There was.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1961
01:36:33,009 --> 01:36:34,412
PAXTON: <i>You returned
the bike key</i>

1962
01:36:34,514 --> 01:36:36,751
<i>to the wrong coat pocket.</i>

1963
01:36:37,521 --> 01:36:39,448
<i>We thought this was a mistake
you made.</i>

1964
01:36:39,550 --> 01:36:40,720
(MOUTHING) Key.

1965
01:36:42,152 --> 01:36:44,087
PAXTON: (VOICE SHAKING)
But now I know it wasn't.

1966
01:36:44,189 --> 01:36:45,485
Why?

1967
01:36:45,587 --> 01:36:46,691
(INHALES)

1968
01:36:46,794 --> 01:36:50,026
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,

1969
01:36:50,128 --> 01:36:53,598
instructed them to lock
the final cellar door with it.

1970
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:56,769
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?

1971
01:36:57,669 --> 01:36:59,605
Because you wanted me to know

1972
01:36:59,708 --> 01:37:02,571
the only reason
I'm standing here right now

1973
01:37:02,673 --> 01:37:04,410
is because it is exactly

1974
01:37:04,512 --> 01:37:06,680
where you want me
to be standing.

1975
01:37:07,582 --> 01:37:09,813
I'm not here
because I chose to be.

1976
01:37:09,915 --> 01:37:12,247
I'm here because you made me
choose to be.

1977
01:37:12,349 --> 01:37:13,688
Oh.

1978
01:37:13,790 --> 01:37:18,122
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...

1979
01:37:18,224 --> 01:37:20,026
(SIGHS)

1980
01:37:20,128 --> 01:37:21,321
...control.

1981
01:37:25,397 --> 01:37:27,167
(CHUCKLES)

1982
01:37:27,269 --> 01:37:28,867
That is exactly right.

1983
01:37:31,133 --> 01:37:34,301
Religion is just
a system of control...

1984
01:37:35,011 --> 01:37:36,606
(WHEEZING)

1985
01:37:36,708 --> 01:37:38,440
(HEAVY BREATHING)
It's okay.

1986
01:37:38,542 --> 01:37:39,779
I'll help you.

1987
01:37:39,881 --> 01:37:41,115
MR. REED: No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.

1988
01:37:41,217 --> 01:37:43,010
They don't want your help.

1989
01:37:43,112 --> 01:37:45,119
They... (CHUCKLING)
they are exactly

1990
01:37:45,221 --> 01:37:46,285
where they chose to be.

1991
01:37:46,387 --> 01:37:47,748
But you killed that woman.

1992
01:37:47,850 --> 01:37:48,950
MR. REED: I disagree.

1993
01:37:49,052 --> 01:37:51,489
She... She chose to eat
a poisoned pie

1994
01:37:51,591 --> 01:37:53,526
because of her profound faith.

1995
01:37:53,628 --> 01:37:57,427
It is called drinking the...
anyone?

1996
01:37:57,529 --> 01:37:59,262
(SNAPPING SHEARS)

1997
01:37:59,364 --> 01:38:00,561
Kool-Aid.

1998
01:38:00,663 --> 01:38:02,095
It is true...

1999
01:38:02,197 --> 01:38:04,633
that I keep these ladies
a little chilly,

2000
01:38:04,735 --> 01:38:05,836
and a little peckish,

2001
01:38:05,938 --> 01:38:07,907
for which I am very sorry.
Sorry, ladies.

2002
01:38:08,443 --> 01:38:09,969
But only for the same reason

2003
01:38:10,071 --> 01:38:11,544
that your church goes to Haiti

2004
01:38:11,646 --> 01:38:14,115
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.

2005
01:38:14,217 --> 01:38:16,681
It's easier to control

2006
01:38:16,783 --> 01:38:18,715
- someone who has lost...
- (SHEARS CLICK)

2007
01:38:18,817 --> 01:38:20,015
- ...everything.
- (SHEARS CLICK)

2008
01:38:20,117 --> 01:38:22,016
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.

2009
01:38:22,118 --> 01:38:24,553
- (SHEARS SLICE)
- (PROPHET SCREAMS)

2010
01:38:24,655 --> 01:38:26,389
Why do you do this?

2011
01:38:26,491 --> 01:38:28,129
The question is,

2012
01:38:28,231 --> 01:38:29,930
why do you all let me?

2013
01:38:30,032 --> 01:38:30,965
(SPLASH)

2014
01:38:31,067 --> 01:38:32,359
(WHIMPERING)

2015
01:38:33,168 --> 01:38:34,564
(WHEEZING)

2016
01:38:34,666 --> 01:38:36,636
PAXTON: Sorry... (CRYING)

2017
01:38:36,738 --> 01:38:38,738
You are here
because the ideas of others

2018
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:40,808
have influenced every single
decision you've made

2019
01:38:40,910 --> 01:38:43,337
since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict

2020
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:45,639
every decision you would make
tonight because of that.

2021
01:38:45,741 --> 01:38:47,308
(WHIMPERING)

2022
01:38:48,383 --> 01:38:50,377
- (CRYING)
- (SHUSHING)

2023
01:38:53,619 --> 01:38:54,851
You have allowed them

2024
01:38:54,953 --> 01:38:57,056
to dictate
every decision of your life.

2025
01:38:57,158 --> 01:38:58,688
(CRYING)

2026
01:38:58,790 --> 01:39:02,529
They decide who you worship,

2027
01:39:02,631 --> 01:39:05,161
where you worship,
what you worship.

2028
01:39:05,263 --> 01:39:07,461
- (PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (SPRINKLER SPRAYING)

2029
01:39:07,563 --> 01:39:11,365
They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.

2030
01:39:12,536 --> 01:39:13,741
The what?

2031
01:39:15,311 --> 01:39:16,808
Your magic underwear.

2032
01:39:16,910 --> 01:39:18,172
- (SLASHING)
- (MR. REED SCREAMS, GURGLES)

2033
01:39:18,275 --> 01:39:20,341
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PAXTON PANTING)

2034
01:39:22,382 --> 01:39:24,686
(GROANING)

2035
01:39:27,552 --> 01:39:29,922
(SQUELCHING)

2036
01:39:30,752 --> 01:39:32,185
(PANTING)

2037
01:39:32,287 --> 01:39:34,091
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

2038
01:39:47,805 --> 01:39:50,140
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2039
01:39:56,679 --> 01:39:58,885
(PANTING)

2040
01:39:59,287 --> 01:40:01,118
(GRUNTING)

2041
01:40:04,786 --> 01:40:06,057
(GROANS)

2042
01:40:10,597 --> 01:40:12,833
(OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS)

2043
01:40:13,863 --> 01:40:15,198
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

2044
01:40:17,205 --> 01:40:18,938
(PANTING)

2045
01:40:21,508 --> 01:40:23,844
(DOOR CREAKING)

2046
01:40:29,781 --> 01:40:31,951
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

2047
01:40:32,849 --> 01:40:34,188
(HEAVY BREATHING)

2048
01:40:34,290 --> 01:40:35,482
(DOOR CREAKING)

2049
01:40:39,327 --> 01:40:40,720
No... No...

2050
01:40:40,822 --> 01:40:41,789
No...

2051
01:40:41,891 --> 01:40:43,759
(HEAVY BREATHING)

2052
01:40:43,861 --> 01:40:45,228
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2053
01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:53,775
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2054
01:41:17,629 --> 01:41:19,526
(SQUELCHING)

2055
01:41:21,401 --> 01:41:22,830
(GASPS)

2056
01:41:22,932 --> 01:41:24,839
(PAXTON WHIMPERS)

2057
01:41:25,438 --> 01:41:27,275
(CLATTER)

2058
01:41:27,377 --> 01:41:29,206
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2059
01:41:30,071 --> 01:41:31,505
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

2060
01:41:35,278 --> 01:41:36,979
- (DOOR SLAMMING SHUT)
- (PAXTON GASPS)

2061
01:41:37,081 --> 01:41:39,381
- (PANTING)
- (MR. REED GROANING)

2062
01:41:46,625 --> 01:41:48,159
(WHEEZING)

2063
01:41:48,593 --> 01:41:49,558
(GROANS)

2064
01:41:49,660 --> 01:41:50,627
(LAUGHS)

2065
01:41:50,729 --> 01:41:52,198
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

2066
01:41:52,301 --> 01:41:53,296
(GROANING)

2067
01:41:54,029 --> 01:41:55,331
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

2068
01:41:56,472 --> 01:41:58,203
(GROANS, INHALES SHARPLY)

2069
01:41:58,705 --> 01:42:00,206
MR. REED: (WEAKLY) Pray...

2070
01:42:00,309 --> 01:42:01,403
(WHIMPERS)

2071
01:42:03,179 --> 01:42:04,142
Pray.

2072
01:42:04,940 --> 01:42:07,147
(WATER DRIPPING)

2073
01:42:07,250 --> 01:42:09,048
(WHIMPERS)

2074
01:42:10,814 --> 01:42:12,381
Pray for us.

2075
01:42:13,849 --> 01:42:15,285
(EXHALES)

2076
01:42:16,856 --> 01:42:18,720
Praying... (INHALES SHARPLY)

2077
01:42:18,822 --> 01:42:20,459
...doesn't work.

2078
01:42:20,561 --> 01:42:22,061
(BREATHING WEAKLY)

2079
01:42:23,696 --> 01:42:24,693
(PAINED BREATH)

2080
01:42:24,795 --> 01:42:26,560
(PAXTON PANTING)

2081
01:42:26,662 --> 01:42:30,135
Have you ever heard of
the great prayer experiment?

2082
01:42:31,967 --> 01:42:33,767
(GRUNTING)

2083
01:42:33,869 --> 01:42:35,874
(GROANS)

2084
01:42:35,976 --> 01:42:38,109
They divided patients
into groups.

2085
01:42:38,211 --> 01:42:41,883
Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.

2086
01:42:45,447 --> 01:42:48,087
The results of the study
were conclusive.

2087
01:42:48,555 --> 01:42:50,221
It doesn't work.

2088
01:42:51,054 --> 01:42:52,120
But I think it's beautiful

2089
01:42:52,222 --> 01:42:53,954
that we all pray
for each other...

2090
01:42:54,056 --> 01:42:55,322
(MR. REED GROANS)

2091
01:42:55,424 --> 01:42:57,696
...even though
we all probably know

2092
01:42:57,798 --> 01:42:59,626
it doesn't make a difference.

2093
01:43:00,567 --> 01:43:02,366
(WHEEZING)

2094
01:43:02,468 --> 01:43:06,138
It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.

2095
01:43:08,136 --> 01:43:09,537
Even if it's you.

2096
01:43:12,710 --> 01:43:13,981
(GROANS)

2097
01:43:15,682 --> 01:43:16,951
(BREATHING WEAKLY)

2098
01:43:19,418 --> 01:43:22,122
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PAXTON PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)

2099
01:43:22,792 --> 01:43:24,558
...I'm grateful
for all the trials

2100
01:43:24,660 --> 01:43:26,323
you've given me in my life.

2101
01:43:28,030 --> 01:43:30,925
And for your path
that you've laid out for me.

2102
01:43:31,027 --> 01:43:34,067
(WHEEZING) Quietly.

2103
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:41,173
(MR. REED WHIMPERS)

2104
01:43:42,445 --> 01:43:43,271
(MR. REED WHEEZES)

2105
01:43:43,373 --> 01:43:45,207
(PAXTON CONTINUES
PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)

2106
01:43:45,309 --> 01:43:47,476
(DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

2107
01:44:00,595 --> 01:44:03,030
(INDISTINCT PRAYER)

2108
01:44:04,900 --> 01:44:05,898
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
- (SLASHING)

2109
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,128
- (MR. REED GROANS, SCREAMS)
- (GASPS)

2110
01:44:07,230 --> 01:44:09,498
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2111
01:44:16,105 --> 01:44:18,540
(BREATH TREMBLING)

2112
01:44:21,112 --> 01:44:23,380
(SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2113
01:44:53,145 --> 01:44:55,544
(SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING)

2114
01:44:57,487 --> 01:44:59,680
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

2115
01:45:11,194 --> 01:45:13,397
(WATER DROPS PATTERING)

2116
01:45:15,900 --> 01:45:17,434
Goodbye, Sister.

2117
01:45:20,608 --> 01:45:21,603
(SNIFFLES)

2118
01:45:23,379 --> 01:45:24,377
(KISSES)

2119
01:45:24,479 --> 01:45:25,574
(SOBBING)

2120
01:45:26,308 --> 01:45:28,282
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2121
01:45:28,384 --> 01:45:30,810
(PANTING)

2122
01:45:33,181 --> 01:45:34,352
(WHIMPERS)

2123
01:45:43,896 --> 01:45:46,100
(CONTINUES PANTING)

2124
01:45:49,670 --> 01:45:50,764
(CREAKING)

2125
01:46:02,817 --> 01:46:04,844
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2126
01:46:12,021 --> 01:46:14,293
(PANTING)

2127
01:46:37,687 --> 01:46:39,813
(DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES)

2128
01:46:41,152 --> 01:46:42,720
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

2129
01:46:42,822 --> 01:46:44,653
(WIND BLOWING)

2130
01:46:51,697 --> 01:46:54,201
<i>(KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR</i>
BY SOPHIE THATCHER PLAYING)

2131
01:47:12,615 --> 01:47:17,686
<i>♪ Mama take this badge
off me ♪</i>

2132
01:47:22,029 --> 01:47:27,399
<i>♪ I can't use it anymore ♪</i>

2133
01:47:31,437 --> 01:47:37,409
<i>♪ It's getting dark
too dark to see ♪</i>

2134
01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:47,485
<i>♪ I feel like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪</i>

2135
01:47:51,326 --> 01:47:56,791
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2136
01:48:00,863 --> 01:48:06,207
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2137
01:48:10,675 --> 01:48:16,250
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2138
01:48:20,487 --> 01:48:25,787
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2139
01:48:49,613 --> 01:48:54,849
<i>♪ Mama put my guns
in the ground ♪</i>

2140
01:48:59,391 --> 01:49:04,661
<i>♪ I can't shoot them anymore ♪</i>

2141
01:49:08,667 --> 01:49:14,572
<i>♪ That long black cloud
is comin' down ♪</i>

2142
01:49:18,677 --> 01:49:24,384
<i>♪ Feels like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪</i>

2143
01:49:28,555 --> 01:49:34,053
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2144
01:49:38,092 --> 01:49:43,535
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2145
01:49:48,069 --> 01:49:53,446
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2146
01:49:57,914 --> 01:50:03,423
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>