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(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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PAXTON: I heard Magnum condoms
are basically

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the same size
as regular condoms.

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BARNES: Mmm-mmm.

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PAXTON: Which makes you
think, like,

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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?

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Like, if you grew up
being told

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the Book of Mormon is fake,

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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause

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that's what you were told.

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BARNES: No, Magnums are huge.

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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,

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like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.

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PAXTON: (SIGHS)
Sounds made up.

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- BARNES: Elephant trunk.
- (CROW CAWING)

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yup.
That's what she would call it.

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(PAXTON EXHALES)

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PAXTON: I was
watching this video,

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I'm not sure where I saw it.

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It was these two people
having intercourse,

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um, sexual intercourse,

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sex, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.

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Like an amateur
porno... nography type thing?

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Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,

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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.

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Just screaming.

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And then, all of a sudden,

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off camera, in the hallway,

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you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,

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"We can hear you!"

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And the couple stop sex-ing.

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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces

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was so painful.

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And the porno-girl
who's, like,

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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,

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"Good!" under her breath,

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but you can literally
see her soul

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being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.

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All of her dignity gone,

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as if realizing
for the first time, like,

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"Wow, this is my life,

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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."

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And I just thought,

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"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."

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Because, like, in that moment,

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I was like, "Yeah."

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God's real.

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We have souls.

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It's divine confirmation.

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Do you watch a lot of...

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- No! I do not! No.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.

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No.

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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!

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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.

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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay. (LAUGHING)

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Oh, I hope this goes well.
(SIGHS)

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I know it's not a competition,

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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator

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on my mission yet. (SNIFFS)

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It's okay,
I've only converted,

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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?

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Balls.

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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?

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The porno thing?

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Like...

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How has God shown you
that the church is true?

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I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...

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I haven't really
thought about it.

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But you know it's true.

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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PAXTON: <i>If ye receive
no witness</i>

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until after the trial
of your faith...

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- If ye receive no witness...
- (PANTING)

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BARNES: Who do we have...

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after this couple again?

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PAXTON: I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.

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BARNES: Okay. Oh, yeah.

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PAXTON: Okay, for every flight
of stairs...

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BARNES: Yeah?
PAXTON: ...our husband

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- gets five times hotter.
- (BARNES LAUGHS)

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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,

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and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.

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Are you interested in learning

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about our savior,
Jesus Christ?

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(SIGHS WEARILY) Okay.

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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,

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Sister Barnes, and...

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PAXTON: You ever feel
like when you sing,

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it's, like,
too high or too low?

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BARNES: I don't really
like to sing.

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PAXTON: I think you have
a beautiful voice.

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I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...

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BARNES: No, you do. You do.

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PAXTON: I enjoy it.

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(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.

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SORORITY GIRL: Hey...

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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- (CAR HONKS)
- (GIRLS SCREAM)

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SORORITY GIRL: Sorry!

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Sorry! Can we get a pic?

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Oh, of course!

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Uh, here.

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- Is it true?
- Is what true?

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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?

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- (PAXTON GASPS)
- (CAR HONKS)

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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(BICYCLE SPOKES CLACKING)

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- (WIND WHISTLING)
- (PAXTON SOBBING)

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(SNIFFLES)

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(EXHALES)

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This is it.

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(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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PAXTON:
People think we're weird.

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What do you mean?

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I don't know.
That <i>South Park</i> musical

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kind of makes fun of us.

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I listened
to some of the songs,

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and they're actually
pretty funny.

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(LOCK CLICKS)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?

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You're awesome.

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Thanks.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(RAIN PATTERING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.

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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,

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Sister Barnes.

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God chooses prophets,

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- such as Adam,
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Noah, Abraham and Moses.

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The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.

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All right.

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Let's get you a baptism.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Okay.

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(THUD)

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(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(LOCK CLICKS)

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Ah!

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Good afternoon.

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- Hi. (CHUCKLES)
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.

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Um, are you Mr. Reed?

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I am. Hello to you.

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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.

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You are Paxton,
you are Barnes.

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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...

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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.

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- Paxton, Barnes.
- BARNES: Yeah.

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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.

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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by

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because you mentioned
you might be interested

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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ

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of Latter-day Saints?

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE)

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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,

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as it will help you
understand the restoration.

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I... I actually
have one already,

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but, um, you can never
have too many.

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It... it tells you
all the ways

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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.

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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.

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...God chooses prophets,

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such as Adam, Noah, Abraham
and Moses.

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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...

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(CHUCKLING) ...it is very,
very wet.

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...teach about God
and receive revelation,

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and they interpret
the word of God, and preach

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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...

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Would you like to come inside?

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...people lose knowledge
of the gospel.

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Do you have a girl roommate?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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A girl, who?

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BARNES: A... a roommate?

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We can't come inside unless
another woman is present

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but, um, we can, uh,
stay out here

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in the doorway,
if that's fine with you?

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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.

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Well, my wife is home.
Does that count?

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- Yeah!
- Perfect.

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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...

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I haven't had a roommate
since, uh...

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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?

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- Yes!
- That's great!

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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.

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Then come on in!
Great!

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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!

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MR. REED: My wife has pie
in the oven.

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I've gained so much weight
on my mission.

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People are always
feeding us treats.

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We never seem
to turn them down. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, my wife loves to bake.

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(PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE)

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- May I take your coats?
- BARNES: Oh, yes.

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(SIGHS) I really love pie.
I'm super excited.

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My grandma used to make
the best pie.

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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.

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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,

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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.

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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.

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Good!

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Well, I will go
and check on the snacks.

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Make yourselves at home.

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Thank you.

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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(VELCRO TEARS)

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(GLASS CASE SHUTS)

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(SOFT CHUCKLE)

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(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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(RAIN PATTERING)

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(WINGS FLUTTERING)

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- (GLASS CLINKING)
- (WINGS FLUTTERING)

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(FLOOR CREAKS)

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- (THUD)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(SIGHS)

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(ICE CUBES CLINKING
IN GLASSES)

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MR. REED:
My wife is being shy.

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(PAXTON CHUCKLES)

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But the pie, the pie is nigh.

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(LAUGHING)

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She'll have to be in the room
with us too.

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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.

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Please take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.

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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.

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I think...

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it is good to be religious.

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Well, our work here is done.

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(CHUCKLES) No. I just want you
to know that before we start.

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Yeah, I think
that we would consider

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that refreshing to hear.

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Well, sometimes, it feels like

251
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maybe religion isn't at
the center of culture anymore.

252
00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:27,185
Well, it's fading, isn't it?

253
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,784
Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.

254
00:11:29,886 --> 00:11:32,820
Okay, are you ready
to hear about

255
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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?

256
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I am! Wait.

257
00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:38,326
Where are you both from?

258
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Me? Ogden, Utah.

259
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One of eight daughters.
I know,

260
00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:43,832
- it's as bad as it sounds.
- (ALL CHUCKLE)

261
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And Sister Barnes
is from Salt Lake City.

262
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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.

263
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MR. REED: Ah.

264
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And you're both
raised in the church, yeah?

265
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Born and raised.

266
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,904
My mother was a convert,
so, um,

267
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when my dad passed away,

268
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we auditioned
a few different churches,

269
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just to see what was out there

270
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and see if we still
believed in it.

271
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MR. REED:
I know that feeling.

272
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I know that feeling very well.

273
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:03,785
It's so important
to find your faith

274
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in a doctrine
you actually believe,

275
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,451
and that's a very,
very personal struggle.

276
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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with

277
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for a very, very long time.

278
00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:13,696
You know,

279
00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:17,230
what is the one,
true religion? (CHUCKLES)

280
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,470
PAXTON: It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us

281
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that we should

282
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prioritize other
investigators. (CHUCKLES)

283
00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,613
- Oh. (LAUGHS)
- Oh, but no! I...

284
00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:31,678
- (BARNES LAUGHING)
- I'm just saying

285
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that I could tell that you

286
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are a very spiritually
curious person,

287
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just like Joseph Smith.

288
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,526
You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,

289
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Presbyterian, Methodist,
Catholicism.

290
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And none of them quite fit,

291
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which is why
Joseph founded our church.

292
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BARNES: Mm-hmm.

293
00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,398
As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,

294
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:58,609
he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.

295
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,809
PAXTON: Moroni.
BARNES: Moroni. Yeah.

296
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:03,074
Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate

297
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some golden plates
near his home.

298
00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:09,650
His mysterious translation
of those plates

299
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form the basis of this.

300
00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:13,652
- (LOUD THUD)
- (PAXTON AND BARNES LAUGH)

301
00:13:13,754 --> 00:13:14,821
PAXTON: Wow!

302
00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:17,056
No, you read more than we do!

303
00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:18,123
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)
- No, seriously,

304
00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:21,398
we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed!

305
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,232
(CHUCKLES) Mr. "Read."

306
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:24,797
(LAUGHING)

307
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:26,101
The pie smells amazing.

308
00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:27,602
And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,

309
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:28,805
how does it make you feel?

310
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,702
Can you guess
what kind of pie she's making?

311
00:13:30,804 --> 00:13:32,571
(INHALES DEEPLY)

312
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:33,878
Is it...

313
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,479
blueberry pie?

314
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,713
MR. REED: It is blueberry pie!

315
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,745
- PAXTON: Yes! I knew it!
- (CHUCKLES)

316
00:13:37,848 --> 00:13:39,581
- My favorite!
- (ALL CHUCKLING)

317
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,584
Going back, can I ask

318
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,921
how did your father pass away?

319
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,791
- Um...
- MR. REED: I'm sorry.

320
00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:49,920
- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.

321
00:13:50,022 --> 00:13:51,495
Blueberry disease?

322
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,457
(CHUCKLING) Okay, that's...

323
00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,764
That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.

324
00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:58,466
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.

325
00:13:58,568 --> 00:13:59,502
PAXTON: Uh...

326
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:02,372
Lou Gehrig's disease.

327
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,073
- Gehrig's.
- (GASPS)

328
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,975
Oh, that's... that's awful.

329
00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:10,141
I'm so sorry.
I... I... I misheard.

330
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:12,815
That is a malicious
affliction.

331
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,352
I... I thought
you were making a joke

332
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,285
about the pie. I'm sorry.

333
00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:17,350
Yeah.

334
00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:21,090
(INHALES SHARPLY)

335
00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:23,960
Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?

336
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:27,030
Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?

337
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:30,000
Mmm, no.

338
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:32,266
Strange.

339
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,439
Well, I'm...

340
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:44,575
I'm really sorry,
and I'm sorry about the...

341
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,044
- blueberry mix-up.
- (BARNES CHUCKLES)

342
00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:48,645
It's okay. (CHUCKLES)

343
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,762
When I die, I want to come
back as a butterfly,

344
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,591
just to follow around
the people I love.

345
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,264
I'll land right on their hand.

346
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:09,071
Not their arm, not their...
their head,

347
00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:11,575
right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.

348
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,435
- (RAPID TICKING)
- MR. REED: Ah.

349
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,778
- BARNES: That's sweet.
- (LIGHTS CLICK)

350
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,580
- (AUDIBLE VOLTAGE DROP)
- (METALLIC CLANK)

351
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,344
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
- PAXTON: Oh!

352
00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:19,946
MR. REED: Apologies!
That is a foible of the house.

353
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,015
(BARNES AND MR. REED CHUCKLE)

354
00:15:21,117 --> 00:15:23,020
I'm sorry. It does that.
It does that.

355
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,116
Um, well...

356
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:26,986
Ladies, I can't see you now.

357
00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:29,427
- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.

358
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,954
BARNES: Time for what?

359
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,560
Time for pie!

360
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:33,390
(SHOUTS) Pie!

361
00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:34,799
- (MR. REED LAUGHING)
- PAXTON: Woohoo!

362
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,600
MR. REED: And, uh,
time for enlightenment.

363
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,698
- (MR. REED CLAPS)
- BARNES: Oh?

364
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,069
(PAXTON LAUGHS)

365
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,702
MR. REED: I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.

366
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:42,366
The word of wisdom forbids

367
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,205
caffeine and alcohol,
doesn't it?

368
00:15:44,307 --> 00:15:46,538
Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.

369
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,843
Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,

370
00:15:48,945 --> 00:15:50,314
but we're just not thirsty.

371
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,444
MR. REED: Aha.

372
00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:55,954
How do you feel
about awkward questions?

373
00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:57,447
The meme?

374
00:15:57,549 --> 00:16:00,358
Heh, no. I want to ask
an awkward, uh,

375
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,288
an icky question,

376
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,862
an insensitive question
that I think

377
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:09,030
will add depth
to our conversation

378
00:16:09,132 --> 00:16:10,766
very quickly
before the sun goes down

379
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,100
and we're done
for the evening.

380
00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:14,136
But only if you're comfortable
with that.

381
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,004
BARNES: Well, we won't know
if we're comfortable

382
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,674
- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.

383
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,971
BARNES:
Maybe you just ask?

384
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:20,103
Okay. (CLICKS TONGUE)

385
00:16:20,205 --> 00:16:21,672
If you don't ask,

386
00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:25,178
I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.

387
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,481
Very well.
My question is this. Um...

388
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,117
(SIGHS)

389
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:32,423
Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...

390
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,822
(PAXTON CHUCKLES)

391
00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:35,352
Should I request a drum roll?

392
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,825
I'm going to request
a drum roll.

393
00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:38,795
A drum roll please, ladies!

394
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,097
- (PAXTON HUMS)
- (MR. REED LAUGHS)

395
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:42,466
MR. REED: Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!

396
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,666
More! More! More!

397
00:16:44,768 --> 00:16:45,528
(PAXTON LAUGHING)

398
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,100
Now, I... I... I...
my question is,

399
00:16:47,202 --> 00:16:48,732
how do you feel
about polygamy?

400
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,441
How do you... how do you feel
about the concept of

401
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:57,213
a man having multiple wives?

402
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:03,153
I mean, it's...
it's not for me, um...

403
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:07,124
BARNES: Are you asking
from a biblical perspective?

404
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,022
MR. REED: Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history

405
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,222
with the misogynist practice

406
00:17:10,324 --> 00:17:11,590
of men claiming
multiple wives.

407
00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:15,492
But I am fascinated by
the idea of Modern Revelation,

408
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,766
which was used
to erase this behavior

409
00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:18,903
from the church in 1890.

410
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,372
I just think
that's worthy of conversation.

411
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,167
Yeah? Uh...

412
00:17:23,269 --> 00:17:24,237
And what I mean by that

413
00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:26,272
is that we're discussing
a church that

414
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,145
decided that
a controversial practice

415
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,675
was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance

416
00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:34,214
to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,

417
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:36,117
word of God
told unto the prophet

418
00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:38,648
to banish a provocative
religious pillar

419
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,225
that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.

420
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,421
Yeah, I know that, um,

421
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:46,392
it may be difficult
to understand, um,

422
00:17:46,494 --> 00:17:49,733
but, uh, polygamy
was a spiritual mission

423
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,494
needed at the time in order

424
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,003
to grow the ranks
of our membership

425
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,773
in the wake of much hardship
and bloodshed.

426
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,406
Um...
a man having plural wives

427
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:02,344
meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.

428
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,182
Hmm.

429
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:07,852
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

430
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,086
It's, yeah,
it's sketch for sure,

431
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,516
- to our modern brains.
- BARNES: And it was...

432
00:18:11,619 --> 00:18:13,318
it was removed from the church
not just because

433
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,959
it was grotesque
or controversial,

434
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,854
but just because
it wasn't necessary anymore.

435
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:22,629
You see, I worry, and...

436
00:18:23,131 --> 00:18:26,668
forgive my loud language,

437
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:27,798
uh, (CHUCKLES)

438
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,568
I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy

439
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:34,176
to legitimize his affairs
with other women.

440
00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:36,343
I worry that Joseph's wife,
Emma Smith,

441
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,683
was upset when he slept
with Fanny Alger,

442
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,050
their sixteen-year-old maid.

443
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,185
I worry that
he formulated a plan

444
00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:47,221
to use revelation
for consequence-free sex

445
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,252
in the aftermath
of that indiscretion

446
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,689
and others like it.

447
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:55,859
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."

448
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:58,169
Spiderman.

449
00:18:58,735 --> 00:18:59,700
Voltaire.

450
00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:00,997
Right.

451
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,899
MR. REED: I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern

452
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:06,703
that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.

453
00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:10,244
That is somewhat
of a distortion, I think...

454
00:19:10,346 --> 00:19:12,675
The church's own history
corroborates

455
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,116
and implies this...
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

456
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,719
...cynical
brainwashing tactic.

457
00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:18,820
Is that true?

458
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:20,354
I... I... I'm sorry,

459
00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,488
I... I'm not sure
where you're getting this.

460
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:26,162
If revelation by God
is filtered through man

461
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:29,560
and man is flawed
and man sins and man lies,

462
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:32,664
then how do we know
any of it's true?

463
00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:35,269
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.

464
00:19:35,371 --> 00:19:37,734
Bingo! (CHUCKLES)
That's exactly right!

465
00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:39,672
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.

466
00:19:39,774 --> 00:19:43,610
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.

467
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,215
Let us talk with our bishop

468
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,679
about some of the points
you're raising. Um...

469
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:50,815
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?

470
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:52,617
I try not to eat it.

471
00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:54,951
None of us do, but go on,
we've all got one.

472
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:56,887
BARNES: Um...

473
00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,060
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...

474
00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:01,326
What's Carl's Junior?

475
00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:03,000
Hardee's on the East Coast.

476
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,627
Burger King is better
than Hardee's

477
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:05,868
which is better
than Rally's...

478
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,137
- Rally's?
- Checkers.

479
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,567
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)
- Burger King is better

480
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,033
than Hardee's,
which is better than Checkers,

481
00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:11,634
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,

482
00:20:11,736 --> 00:20:12,735
which is better
than McDonalds,

483
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,042
which is better
than Jack in the Box,

484
00:20:14,144 --> 00:20:15,211
which is better than nothing.

485
00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:16,475
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.

486
00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:17,847
- I love breakfast!
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)

487
00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:18,915
What about Taco Bell?

488
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,181
We don't talk about Taco Bell.

489
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,912
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?

490
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,452
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...

491
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,420
(CHUCKLES) why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.

492
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,090
All right, so...
so Burger King is number one.

493
00:20:29,192 --> 00:20:30,621
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.

494
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:32,696
MR. REED: Right.
Not Jack in the Box.

495
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,795
I vote Wendy's.

496
00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:34,864
I could support.

497
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:37,067
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.

498
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,467
Do you know?
I've never had a Wendy.

499
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,468
(CHUCKLES)
That came out wrong.

500
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,273
- (BARNES AND PAXTON CHUCKLE)
- It's okay.

501
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,177
MR. REED: So when I started
studying theology,

502
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,307
the last thing
I wanted to do was find...

503
00:20:49,409 --> 00:20:51,982
the Wendy's of religions.

504
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,043
I was just writing
a research paper

505
00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,549
for a college class, and I was
content with dabbling.

506
00:20:56,652 --> 00:20:59,650
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,

507
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:02,621
whatever fit the mood.
(INHALES DEEPLY)

508
00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:06,889
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,

509
00:21:06,992 --> 00:21:11,197
i.e., Mormonism, Scientology,
Islam, Buddhism,

510
00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:13,631
as I got closer to God

511
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:17,669
through genre
and rigorous study,

512
00:21:17,771 --> 00:21:20,278
as I worked
on my personal relationship

513
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,413
with Heavenly Father,
and I think strengthened it,

514
00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:25,976
do you know what I found?

515
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,953
The more you know,
the less you know.

516
00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:32,053
(CANDLE SIZZLING OUT)

517
00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:33,454
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

518
00:21:33,556 --> 00:21:35,987
And by the time I was 50,
I was malnourished

519
00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:39,523
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain

520
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,099
for the best part of a decade.

521
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,565
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination

522
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,834
all claimed to be the one,
true doctrine,

523
00:21:47,936 --> 00:21:51,540
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.

524
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,446
So I wondered
what else was out there.

525
00:21:58,311 --> 00:22:00,082
I promise you,

526
00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:02,678
the last thing I wanted to do

527
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,916
was find
the one true religion.

528
00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:09,789
But unfortunately, I did.

529
00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:17,863
(UNSETTLING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

530
00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:23,673
Can we meet your wife?

531
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:24,834
Please?

532
00:22:24,936 --> 00:22:27,475
MR. REED: Of course, yes!
(CHUCKLES)

533
00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:30,609
She just has to be present,
and we want

534
00:22:30,711 --> 00:22:33,181
- to meet her as well.
- BARNES: Yeah.

535
00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:35,353
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.

536
00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:42,558
(TIMER WINDING)

537
00:22:44,555 --> 00:22:46,423
(DOOR CREAKS)

538
00:22:46,525 --> 00:22:48,597
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

539
00:22:53,971 --> 00:22:55,234
(DOOR OPENS)

540
00:22:55,336 --> 00:22:56,972
(LIGHT BUZZING)

541
00:22:57,074 --> 00:22:58,506
(CLOCK TICKING)

542
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:00,939
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.

543
00:23:02,676 --> 00:23:04,013
Yeah,
I don't want to spook him,

544
00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:05,614
but we should wrap this.

545
00:23:06,313 --> 00:23:07,880
Any messages?

546
00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:11,953
- Nothing.
- (EXHALES)

547
00:23:12,055 --> 00:23:13,851
Okay. Um...

548
00:23:13,954 --> 00:23:16,559
let's just politely wrap this
and head back.

549
00:23:17,394 --> 00:23:18,894
PAXTON:
Just the highlights...

550
00:23:18,996 --> 00:23:20,992
(CRACKLING)

551
00:23:25,169 --> 00:23:27,966
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

552
00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:35,138
(SCRAPING)

553
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:44,818
(GASPS)

554
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,922
(CLOCK TICKING)

555
00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:55,466
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CLOCK TICKING INTENSIFIES)

556
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,234
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (MUSIC AND TICKING STOPS)

557
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:00,630
MR. REED:
And she is finally ready.

558
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,501
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

559
00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:04,134
(CHUCKLES) Sorry about that.

560
00:24:06,073 --> 00:24:09,340
(EXHALES) Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.

561
00:24:09,442 --> 00:24:10,712
There we are.

562
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:13,110
- This way.
- Okay.

563
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:16,212
(GLASSES CLINKING)

564
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,360
One moment, Mr. Reed.
Uh, we're just getting a call

565
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:25,990
from the Relief Society
president.

566
00:24:26,092 --> 00:24:27,323
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?

567
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,530
Hi.

568
00:24:28,632 --> 00:24:29,863
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.

569
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,364
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.

570
00:24:31,466 --> 00:24:32,668
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

571
00:24:39,308 --> 00:24:41,204
(DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS)

572
00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:46,415
- (SOFTLY) Should we leave?
- (SOFTLY) Now?

573
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,983
- (SOFTLY) Yeah?
- (SOFTLY) Yes? Yes.

574
00:24:49,085 --> 00:24:50,320
(EXHALES)

575
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,523
- (FLOOR CREAKING)
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

576
00:24:56,823 --> 00:24:59,255
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

577
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,664
What is it?

578
00:25:02,198 --> 00:25:03,426
Our bikes.

579
00:25:03,528 --> 00:25:04,800
Yeah?

580
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:06,264
They're locked outside.

581
00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:07,571
So what?

582
00:25:08,238 --> 00:25:09,606
He has our coats.

583
00:25:10,774 --> 00:25:12,702
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.

584
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,338
So we need our coats.

585
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,213
Yeah.

586
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,446
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?

587
00:25:18,548 --> 00:25:19,676
Walk back
without coats and bikes?

588
00:25:19,778 --> 00:25:21,546
What is that, two miles?

589
00:25:21,648 --> 00:25:23,782
No, I think it's four.

590
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:25,354
It's a little over the top,
but I...

591
00:25:25,456 --> 00:25:27,122
I'm fine.
I'm fine to walk, yeah?

592
00:25:27,224 --> 00:25:29,626
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

593
00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:33,392
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.

594
00:25:33,494 --> 00:25:35,165
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

595
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,730
(WHISPERS) There's no... lock.

596
00:25:37,832 --> 00:25:39,298
BARNES: (WHISPERING)
What? Pull harder.

597
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,136
Here. Here.

598
00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:43,204
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

599
00:25:43,306 --> 00:25:44,368
BARNES: All right.

600
00:25:44,471 --> 00:25:46,208
(RATTLING)

601
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,111
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

602
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,614
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

603
00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:53,216
(BARNES GRUNTING)

604
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:54,713
- (CREAKING)
- (DOOR CLOSES)

605
00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:57,020
- (SHUSHES)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

606
00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:58,989
(DISTANT FOOTSTEPS)

607
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,558
(PAXTON SHUDDERS)

608
00:26:06,025 --> 00:26:07,631
BARNES: (WHISPERING)
Is he still there?

609
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,463
PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
Didn't we hear him leave?

610
00:26:10,565 --> 00:26:11,866
BARNES: Are you sure?

611
00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:15,002
Should we ask him for help?

612
00:26:15,104 --> 00:26:16,167
No.

613
00:26:18,242 --> 00:26:19,236
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

614
00:26:20,674 --> 00:26:21,673
Can you fit through this?

615
00:26:21,775 --> 00:26:23,309
- PAXTON: You crazy?
- (SIGHS)

616
00:26:23,411 --> 00:26:24,381
(WIND BLOWING)

617
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,848
Um, we should try Sister Hall, okay?

618
00:26:28,214 --> 00:26:31,421
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.

619
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,956
- (BARNES SIGHS HEAVILY)
- (PHONE BEEPS)

620
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:33,852
(LINE RINGING)

621
00:26:33,954 --> 00:26:36,286
- (WIND GUSTING)
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

622
00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:44,059
(LINE BEEPING)

623
00:26:44,161 --> 00:26:46,263
(SIGHS)
It's not going through.

624
00:26:47,803 --> 00:26:49,599
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?

625
00:26:49,701 --> 00:26:50,869
(PHONE BEEPS)

626
00:26:50,971 --> 00:26:53,540
- (BREATH TREMBLES)
- (LINE RINGING)

627
00:26:53,643 --> 00:26:55,943
- (DOORKNOB RATTLING)
- (GRUNTS)

628
00:26:56,608 --> 00:26:58,444
(PANTING)

629
00:26:58,546 --> 00:27:00,112
(DOOR CREAKING)

630
00:27:05,552 --> 00:27:06,587
(WIND GUSTING)

631
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:08,052
- (DOORKNOB RATTLES)
- (PANTING)

632
00:27:08,154 --> 00:27:10,353
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BREATH TREMBLING)

633
00:27:15,231 --> 00:27:16,196
(EXHALES)

634
00:27:16,298 --> 00:27:17,261
Okay.

635
00:27:19,403 --> 00:27:20,869
We ask for help, hmm?

636
00:27:23,372 --> 00:27:24,470
It'll be fine.

637
00:27:24,572 --> 00:27:26,842
(OMINOUS CREAKING)

638
00:27:28,675 --> 00:27:30,510
(RAPID TICKING)

639
00:27:30,612 --> 00:27:32,408
- (LIGHTS CLICK)
- (GASPS)

640
00:27:38,585 --> 00:27:40,387
(FOOTSTEPS)

641
00:27:40,489 --> 00:27:41,485
(TIMER WINDING)

642
00:27:41,588 --> 00:27:42,792
(CRANKING)

643
00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:50,562
(FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY)

644
00:27:50,664 --> 00:27:52,868
(BREATH TREMBLING)

645
00:28:04,547 --> 00:28:06,717
(FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY)

646
00:28:09,517 --> 00:28:10,550
(FLOOR CREAKING)

647
00:28:10,652 --> 00:28:12,723
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

648
00:28:16,459 --> 00:28:17,827
PAXTON: Mr. Reed?

649
00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:38,111
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

650
00:28:43,783 --> 00:28:45,188
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

651
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,384
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)

652
00:28:53,991 --> 00:28:55,394
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

653
00:28:55,496 --> 00:28:57,966
<i>(JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN</i> PLAYING)

654
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,365
(DOOR CREAKS)

655
00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,856
And there they are! Welcome.

656
00:29:21,223 --> 00:29:24,055
Mr. Reed, you have been
too generous with your time.

657
00:29:24,157 --> 00:29:25,922
Sister Paxton and I
were just saying

658
00:29:26,024 --> 00:29:27,325
what a pleasure it's been.

659
00:29:27,427 --> 00:29:30,094
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,

660
00:29:30,196 --> 00:29:32,428
and she needs us
to return to the church.

661
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:35,572
- MR. REED: Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.

662
00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:38,539
I won't keep you
if you wish to leave.

663
00:29:38,641 --> 00:29:40,976
We've been summoned back.

664
00:29:41,476 --> 00:29:43,107
Yeah.

665
00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:44,612
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just

666
00:29:44,714 --> 00:29:45,915
getting started, weren't we?

667
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,981
You know, you had me thinking
that maybe you were

668
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:50,752
onto something
with your visit. (CHUCKLES)

669
00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:53,923
I've been impressed,
but I understand.

670
00:29:54,823 --> 00:29:55,987
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,

671
00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:57,558
hanging on the back
of the pew.

672
00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:59,491
Excuse me one moment.

673
00:29:59,593 --> 00:30:00,998
Yeah.

674
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,492
<i>(JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN</i> PLAYING)

675
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,340
(THUD)

676
00:30:18,548 --> 00:30:20,576
(WATER SPLASHING)

677
00:30:32,661 --> 00:30:33,996
(MOUTHING) Key.

678
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,350
So... so we just, uh,
need your help

679
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,584
with the door. Um...

680
00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:57,615
It's... it's a little tricky.

681
00:30:57,718 --> 00:30:58,955
I'm sorry?

682
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,453
PAXTON: I think your door is
a bit stuck out there.

683
00:31:01,888 --> 00:31:03,157
The door won't open.

684
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,354
PAXTON:
The front door.

685
00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:07,293
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.

686
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,900
It opened when we came in.

687
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,701
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- MR. REED: Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

688
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,464
Maybe if you unlock it,
it will open?

689
00:31:13,566 --> 00:31:15,666
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,

690
00:31:15,768 --> 00:31:17,238
but, uh,

691
00:31:17,807 --> 00:31:20,007
the deadbolts are on a timer.

692
00:31:20,109 --> 00:31:22,273
I got carried away
with our conversation,

693
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,176
I didn't realize the brace
had been set.

694
00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:26,242
I should have pulled the pin
when you came in,

695
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:28,848
but I forgot.
So if you are now

696
00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:30,921
regrettably ready to leave,

697
00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,890
you'll have to exit
through the back of my house.

698
00:31:34,854 --> 00:31:36,524
Uh, where?

699
00:31:36,626 --> 00:31:37,961
Just through here.

700
00:31:40,163 --> 00:31:42,796
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?

701
00:31:42,898 --> 00:31:44,832
We would like to go that way.

702
00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:46,933
Just so we don't
get turned around

703
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,266
and confused
when we get outside.

704
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:52,569
Yeah, it won't open again
'til morning.

705
00:31:55,778 --> 00:31:57,643
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

706
00:31:57,745 --> 00:31:59,383
Please, sir?

707
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,344
MR. REED: Oh, I'm sorry.

708
00:32:00,446 --> 00:32:03,218
I promise you,
it's safe to leave this way.

709
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,383
Huh?

710
00:32:08,123 --> 00:32:11,022
It's a little unusual
to have a door

711
00:32:11,124 --> 00:32:14,430
that, um, locks on a timer?

712
00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:15,526
MR. REED: Uh...

713
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:17,630
Yes, well, I see that.

714
00:32:17,732 --> 00:32:19,566
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

715
00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:20,762
And it's...

716
00:32:20,864 --> 00:32:23,772
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.

717
00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:25,239
MR. REED: No,
I... I... I know.

718
00:32:25,341 --> 00:32:29,076
I am self-aware enough to know
how this might look.

719
00:32:29,178 --> 00:32:31,880
Older man, two young women
in his house,

720
00:32:31,982 --> 00:32:34,617
but I assure you,
you are welcome to leave

721
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:35,818
through... through the back.

722
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,247
You saw my house
from the outside, right?

723
00:32:37,349 --> 00:32:38,348
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Right!

724
00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:39,448
So, you know
it's a tiny footprint.

725
00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:41,391
The back of the house
is just there.

726
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:42,553
(INHALES) Yeah.

727
00:32:44,526 --> 00:32:48,264
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.

728
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:49,329
Yeah.

729
00:32:58,874 --> 00:33:01,878
To clarify, I am trying...

730
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:04,513
have been trying very hard
to make it a point

731
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:05,375
not to pressure you,

732
00:33:05,477 --> 00:33:07,082
so you shouldn't even
feel the need

733
00:33:07,184 --> 00:33:10,349
to fabricate a story
about someone from your ward

734
00:33:10,451 --> 00:33:13,181
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.

735
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,957
Leave when you want.

736
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:18,258
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.

737
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,157
No, I know, but you're saying
you took a call

738
00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:21,464
with someone from your ward.

739
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,230
Yeah, a moment ago.

740
00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:25,000
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay

741
00:33:25,102 --> 00:33:26,998
with the metal in the walls
and ceilings.

742
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,735
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

743
00:33:28,837 --> 00:33:30,667
What do you mean?

744
00:33:30,769 --> 00:33:33,305
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,

745
00:33:33,407 --> 00:33:35,777
so I do know
you didn't take a call. But...

746
00:33:35,879 --> 00:33:37,910
(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear,

747
00:33:38,012 --> 00:33:39,280
so you're comfortable,

748
00:33:39,382 --> 00:33:42,580
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.

749
00:33:42,682 --> 00:33:45,515
You never need to feel like
you have to... (SIGHS)

750
00:33:45,617 --> 00:33:48,284
...make excuses or...
or tell me little...

751
00:33:48,386 --> 00:33:50,258
little... little white lies.

752
00:33:51,894 --> 00:33:53,624
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

753
00:33:57,363 --> 00:34:01,536
So which door
takes us outside?

754
00:34:01,638 --> 00:34:02,972
MR. REED: Pff.

755
00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:05,006
Well... (CHUCKLES)
do you have a preference?

756
00:34:05,108 --> 00:34:08,042
Wh... why would I
have a preference?

757
00:34:08,144 --> 00:34:10,679
PAXTON: Should we have
a preference?

758
00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:12,412
That is a fair question.

759
00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:16,345
Not to be completely weird,
but can your wife

760
00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:19,187
please just step in the room,

761
00:34:19,289 --> 00:34:21,284
say hello and walk us
to the back of the house?

762
00:34:21,386 --> 00:34:22,823
I'm not trying to be silly,

763
00:34:22,925 --> 00:34:24,524
I promise, I'm really not,

764
00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:28,461
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.

765
00:34:29,897 --> 00:34:31,167
I will ask.

766
00:34:39,471 --> 00:34:42,042
Can I ask you
a question first?

767
00:34:42,144 --> 00:34:44,312
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

768
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:47,711
Do you...

769
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,551
still believe that my wife
is in the next room?

770
00:34:53,684 --> 00:34:56,559
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,

771
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,060
the scented candle,

772
00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:01,329
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?

773
00:35:02,297 --> 00:35:05,597
Or have you been politely
indulging a lie?

774
00:35:05,699 --> 00:35:07,971
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,

775
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:10,134
but it's something
I want you to think about

776
00:35:10,236 --> 00:35:11,433
and maybe think about

777
00:35:11,536 --> 00:35:13,938
in the context
of your beliefs.

778
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,272
(FOOTSTEPS)

779
00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:17,111
Do you believe in God because

780
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:19,608
somebody told you
at an impressionable age

781
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:22,411
that God is real,
despite having doubts

782
00:35:22,513 --> 00:35:24,780
as you got older, despite...

783
00:35:24,882 --> 00:35:27,088
seeing evidence to
the contrary your whole lives?

784
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,784
When your father
lost control of his body,

785
00:35:28,886 --> 00:35:32,423
did you think it was
God's plan to ruin his life?

786
00:35:32,525 --> 00:35:34,130
Or did you go on
believing something

787
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,825
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort

788
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:38,766
because you were afraid
of what it might mean

789
00:35:38,868 --> 00:35:40,764
if it was all a lie?

790
00:35:42,634 --> 00:35:44,972
I put the scented candle
on the table

791
00:35:45,074 --> 00:35:46,974
because I wanted you to think

792
00:35:47,077 --> 00:35:48,276
about the things
that you believe

793
00:35:48,378 --> 00:35:51,643
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.

794
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,484
Can...

795
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,421
Can we use your phone?

796
00:36:00,954 --> 00:36:02,159
Please?

797
00:36:03,158 --> 00:36:05,228
I... I don't have a telephone.

798
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:18,269
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.

799
00:36:18,371 --> 00:36:20,336
It's like a church in here.

800
00:36:20,438 --> 00:36:21,739
Did you build it yourself?

801
00:36:22,879 --> 00:36:23,973
My wife built it.

802
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,309
- (WATER POURING)
- (CLACK)

803
00:36:26,411 --> 00:36:28,581
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

804
00:36:33,186 --> 00:36:34,989
We're gonna leave

805
00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:36,956
through the back
of your house.

806
00:36:37,058 --> 00:36:38,056
Now, is that okay?

807
00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:39,328
MR. REED: Of course.

808
00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:42,391
BARNES: Just like you said,
it's okay,

809
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,394
and we can leave, right?

810
00:36:45,496 --> 00:36:46,798
MR. REED: That's right.

811
00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:48,865
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

812
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,622
(DOOR CREAKING)

813
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,851
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

814
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:11,860
What is it?

815
00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:13,725
(OMINOUS MUSIC RISES)

816
00:37:20,632 --> 00:37:22,170
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (MUSIC FADES OUT)

817
00:37:22,272 --> 00:37:24,736
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Sister Barnes?

818
00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,846
(DOOR CREAKING)

819
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,021
That's a basement.

820
00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:43,326
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

821
00:37:44,426 --> 00:37:47,022
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.

822
00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,502
(WIND GUSTING)

823
00:37:58,142 --> 00:38:00,035
(SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYING)

824
00:38:09,347 --> 00:38:11,519
(WIND GUSTING)

825
00:38:16,158 --> 00:38:18,427
(TREE BRANCHES CREAKING)

826
00:38:19,325 --> 00:38:21,298
(BUCKET RATTLING)

827
00:38:22,128 --> 00:38:23,326
(SIGHS)

828
00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,401
(WATER RUNNING)

829
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,442
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

830
00:38:39,113 --> 00:38:40,812
(WIND HOWLING)

831
00:38:41,947 --> 00:38:46,014
I think that you can
tell that we're regrettably

832
00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:48,855
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.

833
00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:50,325
(CLICK)

834
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,129
I'm sorry, but didn't you just
say a moment ago

835
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,660
that you saw the outside
of my house?

836
00:38:55,762 --> 00:38:57,860
- So then you clearly saw...
- (DOOR CREAKING)

837
00:38:57,963 --> 00:39:00,632
...that the back of my house
overhangs a hill,

838
00:39:00,735 --> 00:39:03,771
so you would know
that you have to go down...

839
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:05,468
(SHUDDERS)

840
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:07,204
...in order to go out.

841
00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:08,370
(CHUCKLING)

842
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:09,574
(DOOR CLOSES)

843
00:39:09,676 --> 00:39:11,411
BARNES: I think
it would be best for you

844
00:39:11,513 --> 00:39:14,080
and for all of us
if you could help us

845
00:39:14,182 --> 00:39:16,318
go home because

846
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,582
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.

847
00:39:18,684 --> 00:39:20,187
And the Ward
Missionaries know.

848
00:39:20,289 --> 00:39:24,086
And they'll be expecting us.

849
00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:26,724
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?

850
00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:28,090
On our way here,
we passed a police officer?

851
00:39:28,192 --> 00:39:30,366
MR. REED: Whoa! The police?
(CHUCKLES) I promise you,

852
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:33,230
you're getting way, way, way,
way too worked up.

853
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:34,564
BARNES: Right.

854
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,005
But I think that we're scared

855
00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:38,908
because you lied
to us earlier.

856
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,107
Do you want me to help?

857
00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:42,379
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

858
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,378
You asked me earlier
if you should

859
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,875
have a preference
between the doors.

860
00:39:45,977 --> 00:39:48,316
I think you should.
I think it's something

861
00:39:48,418 --> 00:39:49,812
you should consider
very carefully,

862
00:39:49,914 --> 00:39:52,186
and then make
the right decision.

863
00:39:52,288 --> 00:39:54,556
Do you want me to help you?

864
00:39:58,357 --> 00:39:59,455
BARNES: Yes.

865
00:39:59,557 --> 00:40:00,764
MR. REED: Okay.

866
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:01,893
Then, please...

867
00:40:03,631 --> 00:40:05,666
come and stand here.
Both of you come.

868
00:40:07,234 --> 00:40:08,429
Just here.

869
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:09,769
That's it.

870
00:40:10,836 --> 00:40:12,907
- It's a simple choice.
- (DOOR CREAKING)

871
00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:14,004
(DOOR CLOSES)

872
00:40:14,971 --> 00:40:17,377
But it should not
be made simply.

873
00:40:17,479 --> 00:40:19,581
(TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

874
00:40:20,516 --> 00:40:22,482
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply

875
00:40:22,584 --> 00:40:25,316
and then make
a sincere decision.

876
00:40:25,418 --> 00:40:27,556
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

877
00:40:32,162 --> 00:40:33,463
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

878
00:40:35,065 --> 00:40:35,825
Have you ever played

879
00:40:35,927 --> 00:40:38,468
the Parker Brothers game,
<i>Monopoly?</i>

880
00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:44,735
<i>Monopoly</i> is currently
published in 47 languages.

881
00:40:44,837 --> 00:40:48,610
They sell it
in over 114 countries.

882
00:40:49,979 --> 00:40:51,679
(STATIC)

883
00:40:52,781 --> 00:40:55,144
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING)

884
00:41:06,626 --> 00:41:10,962
<i>♪ If I could make a wish ♪</i>

885
00:41:11,064 --> 00:41:14,031
They say over a billion people
have played Monopoly.

886
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:17,303
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion

887
00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:18,673
have actually finished it.

888
00:41:19,374 --> 00:41:22,010
Maybe that reminds you

889
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:23,407
of something else?

890
00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:25,681
Just a thought.

891
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:29,580
This is what most people mean
when they hear <i>"Monopoly."</i>

892
00:41:29,682 --> 00:41:31,719
There's the pewter avatars.

893
00:41:31,821 --> 00:41:34,691
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.

894
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:35,722
Meow!

895
00:41:35,824 --> 00:41:38,687
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,

896
00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:41,330
and, of course, the jail.

897
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:44,731
Now, this next part
is very important.

898
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:48,631
Have you ever played
the 1904 board game called

899
00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:51,506
<i>The Landlord's Game?</i>

900
00:41:51,608 --> 00:41:54,608
It is very nearly identical
to <i>Monopoly</i>

901
00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:56,705
in every fundamental way.
There's the jail.

902
00:41:56,807 --> 00:41:58,546
There's free parking.

903
00:41:58,648 --> 00:42:00,141
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.

904
00:42:00,243 --> 00:42:01,714
for landing
on other people's properties,

905
00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:03,715
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies

906
00:42:03,817 --> 00:42:06,586
to force your opponent
out of the game.

907
00:42:06,688 --> 00:42:09,053
What do games have to do
with us leaving?

908
00:42:10,456 --> 00:42:11,660
Everything.

909
00:42:12,694 --> 00:42:15,363
<i>The Landlord's Game</i>
was designed by

910
00:42:15,465 --> 00:42:17,265
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,

911
00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:18,961
almost three decades before

912
00:42:19,063 --> 00:42:21,404
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,

913
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:23,767
Sister Barnes,
changed the name to Monopoly

914
00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:26,208
and sold the concept
as his own

915
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,871
to Parker Brothers in 1935.

916
00:42:27,973 --> 00:42:29,304
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,

917
00:42:29,406 --> 00:42:31,714
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer

918
00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:34,209
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie

919
00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:36,482
died without ever
being credited for the impact

920
00:42:36,584 --> 00:42:38,988
she had on American culture.

921
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,315
(RECORD SCRATCHES)

922
00:42:41,690 --> 00:42:43,685
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
FADES OUT)

923
00:42:43,787 --> 00:42:45,595
I'm talking to you

924
00:42:46,493 --> 00:42:47,861
about iterations.

925
00:42:49,964 --> 00:42:51,928
I need you to have a very
basic understanding

926
00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,930
of iterating,
because I'm going to make

927
00:42:55,032 --> 00:42:56,567
a very disturbing
claim tonight.

928
00:42:56,669 --> 00:42:58,575
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

929
00:42:59,808 --> 00:43:02,640
It will make your stomachs
sink a little

930
00:43:02,742 --> 00:43:05,114
and your hearts beat faster.

931
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:08,548
It will make you sick.

932
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,483
It may even...
I'm very sorry...

933
00:43:10,586 --> 00:43:12,853
make you want to...
to die.

934
00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:18,727
(FOOTSTEPS)

935
00:43:26,531 --> 00:43:27,702
(STATIC)

936
00:43:27,804 --> 00:43:29,606
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING)

937
00:43:40,077 --> 00:43:41,849
Have you heard
this song before?

938
00:43:43,484 --> 00:43:45,385
You just played it.

939
00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,990
No, I mean before tonight.

940
00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,054
PAXTON: Mmm-mmm.

941
00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:50,725
I disagree!

942
00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:52,690
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,

943
00:43:52,792 --> 00:43:54,958
but we will come back to that.

944
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:58,027
You are, are you not, monotheistic?

945
00:43:58,129 --> 00:44:00,399
We believe in Heavenly Father, yes.

946
00:44:00,501 --> 00:44:01,604
MR. REED: Okay.

947
00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:04,472
There are three major
monotheistic religions,

948
00:44:04,574 --> 00:44:08,541
Judaism, Christianity
and Islam.

949
00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:10,812
I call them, "The Big Three."

950
00:44:12,446 --> 00:44:14,447
Judaism, i.e.

951
00:44:14,549 --> 00:44:16,179
"The Original Edition."

952
00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:19,551
Christianity, i.e.
"The Most Popular Edition,"

953
00:44:19,653 --> 00:44:23,056
and Islam, "The Newer,

954
00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:25,387
"Second Most Popular Edition."

955
00:44:26,762 --> 00:44:29,391
May I see your Book of Mormon, please?

956
00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:31,998
I'll give it back.

957
00:44:33,731 --> 00:44:34,734
Thank you.

958
00:44:34,836 --> 00:44:39,137
And finally, after 800 years,
this!

959
00:44:39,771 --> 00:44:42,877
Mormonism, i.e.

960
00:44:43,878 --> 00:44:46,243
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."

961
00:44:51,553 --> 00:44:54,521
These are all iterations

962
00:44:54,623 --> 00:44:56,354
of the same source material.

963
00:44:57,157 --> 00:45:00,857
These texts share
many of the same characters

964
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,224
and histories albeit presented

965
00:45:02,326 --> 00:45:04,360
with different meanings
and perspectives.

966
00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:06,968
So no,

967
00:45:07,070 --> 00:45:09,065
I will not accept... (CHUCKLES)
...that you stand there

968
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:10,573
and tell me
that you've never heard

969
00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,401
<i>The Air That I Breathe</i>
by The Hollies,

970
00:45:12,503 --> 00:45:16,108
when I know that you have
heard <i>Creep</i> by Radiohead.

971
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,514
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.

972
00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:21,951
(SINGING)
<i>♪ But I'm a creep! ♪</i>

973
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,185
Yeah?

974
00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,547
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

975
00:45:24,650 --> 00:45:25,785
(LAUGHING)

976
00:45:25,887 --> 00:45:28,586
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"

977
00:45:28,688 --> 00:45:30,155
(MR. REED LAUGHING)

978
00:45:30,257 --> 00:45:31,627
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,

979
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,994
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?

980
00:45:34,559 --> 00:45:35,898
Yes?

981
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,665
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,

982
00:45:38,767 --> 00:45:40,033
which they later settled
by proving

983
00:45:40,135 --> 00:45:42,798
that the melody and rhythm
of <i>The Air That I Breathe</i>

984
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:44,504
appear in <i>Creep.</i>

985
00:45:44,606 --> 00:45:45,839
How old are you? 19 or 20?

986
00:45:45,941 --> 00:45:47,443
- Something like that. Okay.
- BARNES: Hmm.

987
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:48,940
So maybe you know
Lana Del Rey,

988
00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:50,942
who remarkably was sued
by Radiohead

989
00:45:51,044 --> 00:45:54,578
for plagiarizing <i>Creep</i>
in her 2017 song

990
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,049
<i>Get Free.</i>

991
00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:57,919
Iterations.

992
00:45:58,453 --> 00:45:59,756
Over time.

993
00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:02,555
Diluting the message.

994
00:46:02,657 --> 00:46:05,795
Obscuring the original.

995
00:46:07,962 --> 00:46:13,435
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.

996
00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:15,233
It should, by a wide margin,

997
00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:18,169
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,

998
00:46:18,271 --> 00:46:21,737
it makes up only 0.2%
of the world's population.

999
00:46:21,839 --> 00:46:23,039
Why is that?

1000
00:46:23,141 --> 00:46:25,445
Why is the original
less popular

1001
00:46:25,547 --> 00:46:26,274
than the iteration?

1002
00:46:26,376 --> 00:46:29,247
Is it any less true
than the others?

1003
00:46:30,515 --> 00:46:34,816
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?

1004
00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,287
MR. REED: Yes.

1005
00:46:36,389 --> 00:46:40,463
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.

1006
00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:41,864
It doesn't have
people like you,

1007
00:46:42,465 --> 00:46:43,894
knocking on doors,

1008
00:46:43,996 --> 00:46:45,128
selling people a better life,

1009
00:46:45,230 --> 00:46:47,232
a better board game,
a better song.

1010
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,168
You ever think about that?

1011
00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:52,868
How missionaries
are really just salespeople

1012
00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:55,039
for an organization?

1013
00:46:55,141 --> 00:46:56,843
The product you're selling
is an idea.

1014
00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:58,008
You knock on my door
and you sell,

1015
00:46:58,110 --> 00:46:59,945
maybe I buy,
maybe I don't buy.

1016
00:47:00,047 --> 00:47:01,143
Those are the rules
of engagement

1017
00:47:01,245 --> 00:47:03,445
when I invite you
into my house.

1018
00:47:03,547 --> 00:47:07,782
We are negotiating
a transaction of ideologies.

1019
00:47:07,884 --> 00:47:09,122
(GASPS)

1020
00:47:09,224 --> 00:47:12,621
MR. REED: And what I'm trying
to say to you tonight

1021
00:47:12,723 --> 00:47:16,827
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.

1022
00:47:16,929 --> 00:47:18,964
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1023
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:21,464
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
PLAYS LOUDER)

1024
00:47:26,942 --> 00:47:28,443
<i>(THE AIR THAT I BREATHE</i>
STOPS PLAYING)

1025
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:30,176
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1026
00:47:38,554 --> 00:47:39,515
(PROJECTOR CRANKS)

1027
00:47:42,856 --> 00:47:45,125
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1028
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,998
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (PAPERS RUSTLING)

1029
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:54,270
MR. REED: My argument
is that the holy texts

1030
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,364
which we revere

1031
00:47:55,467 --> 00:47:58,837
are just mythological
iterations of stories

1032
00:47:58,939 --> 00:48:00,136
which ancient people have been

1033
00:48:00,238 --> 00:48:01,806
telling each other
for centuries.

1034
00:48:01,908 --> 00:48:03,473
- (CRANKS)
- (WHIRRING)

1035
00:48:05,411 --> 00:48:07,950
<i>They're not true or real
in any literal sense.</i>

1036
00:48:09,954 --> 00:48:13,582
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.

1037
00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:22,662
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

1038
00:48:22,764 --> 00:48:24,901
<i>The story of a savior...</i>

1039
00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,470
who was born to a virgin,

1040
00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,035
who could perform miracles

1041
00:48:30,137 --> 00:48:32,100
and was supernaturally
resurrected,

1042
00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:34,576
was a very popular story

1043
00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:36,676
for at least a thousand years

1044
00:48:36,778 --> 00:48:39,715
before Jesus was born.

1045
00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:41,609
- (CLANK)
- One of them has blonde hair,

1046
00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:44,453
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.

1047
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,681
No. Never stopped by.

1048
00:48:48,589 --> 00:48:49,384
(CLINK)

1049
00:48:49,486 --> 00:48:50,418
MR. REED: Mithras
performed miracles.

1050
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,087
He was marked
by the sign of the cross.

1051
00:48:52,189 --> 00:48:54,157
Horus, walked on water,

1052
00:48:54,259 --> 00:48:56,392
was crucified,
had 12 disciples.

1053
00:48:56,495 --> 00:48:59,801
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin,

1054
00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:01,965
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead

1055
00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:03,332
and ascended into heaven.

1056
00:49:03,434 --> 00:49:08,909
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods

1057
00:49:09,011 --> 00:49:10,571
who were born
on December the 25th,

1058
00:49:10,674 --> 00:49:14,148
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.

1059
00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:16,951
I am sorry,

1060
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:19,148
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence

1061
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:21,989
of one narrative upon another,

1062
00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:24,888
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories

1063
00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,259
iterate into...

1064
00:49:28,098 --> 00:49:31,031
<i>Star Wars: Episode I -
The Phantom Menace.</i>

1065
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,996
Can you imagine
thousands of years from now

1066
00:49:33,098 --> 00:49:34,329
people accepting Jar Jar

1067
00:49:34,431 --> 00:49:36,533
as a significant
religious figure?

1068
00:49:37,969 --> 00:49:39,070
Beg your pardon?

1069
00:49:39,172 --> 00:49:42,339
MR. REED:
Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.

1070
00:49:42,442 --> 00:49:45,509
(IMITATING JAR JAR)
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.

1071
00:49:46,783 --> 00:49:48,083
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Never mind.

1072
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,183
(LIGHTS CLICKING AND BUZZING)

1073
00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:53,682
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.

1074
00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:56,721
It is.

1075
00:49:56,823 --> 00:49:57,994
It is all...

1076
00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:01,294
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1077
00:50:11,969 --> 00:50:13,207
Scary.

1078
00:50:14,676 --> 00:50:15,638
I'm scared.

1079
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:20,016
I'm scared just saying it
out loud, really.

1080
00:50:20,748 --> 00:50:21,776
(OBJECT THUDS)

1081
00:50:28,687 --> 00:50:31,720
If God is real, and he watches
when we masturbate,

1082
00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:34,688
and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us

1083
00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:36,961
when we beg him
and shower him with praise,

1084
00:50:37,063 --> 00:50:38,064
and he hates gay people

1085
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,227
for being what
he made them to be,

1086
00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:41,070
well, that's terrifying.

1087
00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:46,603
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1088
00:50:50,647 --> 00:50:51,847
If there's no God

1089
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:53,111
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants

1090
00:50:53,213 --> 00:50:54,682
floating on a rock
through space

1091
00:50:54,784 --> 00:50:55,510
with no divine purpose

1092
00:50:55,612 --> 00:50:57,286
and no hope
to achieve eternal life,

1093
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,384
well...

1094
00:50:59,052 --> 00:51:00,452
that's terrifying too.

1095
00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:03,024
(FOOTSTEPS)

1096
00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,553
"Either the church is true
or it is a fraud."

1097
00:51:05,655 --> 00:51:07,991
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,

1098
00:51:08,093 --> 00:51:10,126
"or it is nothing."

1099
00:51:10,228 --> 00:51:12,465
Do you agree with that?

1100
00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:14,496
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,

1101
00:51:14,598 --> 00:51:16,233
the 15th President
of your church.

1102
00:51:16,335 --> 00:51:17,973
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.

1103
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:19,608
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Thought you might.

1104
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,870
So either it is all true

1105
00:51:22,372 --> 00:51:24,878
or none of it's true, yes?

1106
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:25,941
PAXTON: Yes.
BARNES: Mm-hmm.

1107
00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:27,314
Okay.

1108
00:51:29,514 --> 00:51:30,952
Then I want you
to choose which door

1109
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,649
to go through
based on your faith.

1110
00:51:34,524 --> 00:51:35,854
Are...

1111
00:51:35,956 --> 00:51:37,619
are you asking us

1112
00:51:37,722 --> 00:51:40,159
for us to deliberate
our belief in the church?

1113
00:51:40,261 --> 00:51:41,728
Is that a factor
which will correspond

1114
00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:42,690
to us going home?

1115
00:51:42,793 --> 00:51:45,233
MR. REED: I'm asking you
to choose between belief

1116
00:51:47,098 --> 00:51:49,534
and disbelief.

1117
00:51:49,636 --> 00:51:53,038
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions

1118
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:54,943
that exist in the world today

1119
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:57,174
are as artificial
as the symbolic church

1120
00:51:57,276 --> 00:51:58,807
you are currently standing in.

1121
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,980
It is farce.

1122
00:52:01,082 --> 00:52:03,513
There is nothing holy here.

1123
00:52:03,615 --> 00:52:05,783
Your religious text
is mere ornament...

1124
00:52:05,885 --> 00:52:07,482
(THUD)

1125
00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:09,350
...as hollow
and as capitalistic

1126
00:52:09,452 --> 00:52:10,625
as these ridiculous games.

1127
00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:12,760
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

1128
00:52:12,862 --> 00:52:14,262
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1129
00:52:17,526 --> 00:52:19,498
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1130
00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:26,835
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1131
00:52:29,207 --> 00:52:30,905
(PAPERS RUSTLING)

1132
00:52:33,079 --> 00:52:34,714
(PAPERS RUSTLING)

1133
00:52:34,816 --> 00:52:36,251
(BARNES EXHALES)

1134
00:52:41,621 --> 00:52:44,619
I want to know
what is going to happen to us

1135
00:52:44,721 --> 00:52:46,357
- before we choose.
- I don't even know

1136
00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:48,257
how to begin
to answer that question

1137
00:52:48,359 --> 00:52:49,891
if it hasn't happened yet.

1138
00:52:50,766 --> 00:52:52,595
Wow, Mr. Reed,

1139
00:52:52,698 --> 00:52:56,864
you've introduced
a lot of interesting points.

1140
00:52:56,966 --> 00:53:00,502
I think we can admit
that you're a very smart man

1141
00:53:00,604 --> 00:53:03,011
and we still have
a lot to learn.

1142
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,646
So with that,
I would like to agree

1143
00:53:05,748 --> 00:53:06,776
that you've...

1144
00:53:07,849 --> 00:53:09,080
convinced us,

1145
00:53:09,182 --> 00:53:10,184
and we'd like to leave

1146
00:53:10,286 --> 00:53:12,848
through the disbelief door
and go home now.

1147
00:53:14,286 --> 00:53:15,488
Right, Sister Barnes?

1148
00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:20,856
Sister?

1149
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,891
(WATER POURING)

1150
00:53:24,393 --> 00:53:25,729
Sister Barnes?

1151
00:53:26,664 --> 00:53:29,369
I think we should listen
to our super neat

1152
00:53:29,471 --> 00:53:33,006
and thoughtful host
and choose the right door?

1153
00:53:33,108 --> 00:53:34,976
You know, choose the "right"?

1154
00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:36,237
Like they taught us
in primary?

1155
00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:37,813
It doesn't...

1156
00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,974
matter what you say to him.

1157
00:53:41,247 --> 00:53:42,412
He's not gonna let us go

1158
00:53:42,514 --> 00:53:44,484
just because
we admit he's right.

1159
00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:47,318
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being

1160
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,817
gracious enough
to let us leave.

1161
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,591
(WHISPERING) I think that
we're being studied.

1162
00:53:54,726 --> 00:53:56,293
I think he wants to learn
something about us

1163
00:53:56,395 --> 00:53:58,861
based on which door we open.

1164
00:54:03,807 --> 00:54:04,867
Is that the game?

1165
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,673
Someone scratches their neck,
and he's watching.

1166
00:54:08,775 --> 00:54:11,907
We say the wrong thing,
and he stumbles on his words.

1167
00:54:12,009 --> 00:54:15,714
A candle flame flickers,
and it captures his attention.

1168
00:54:16,317 --> 00:54:18,452
What have you
been looking for?

1169
00:54:20,153 --> 00:54:21,818
What have you found?

1170
00:54:23,089 --> 00:54:24,357
If I'm right,

1171
00:54:24,459 --> 00:54:26,862
then the only thing
that matters right now

1172
00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:28,594
is what we actually believe.

1173
00:54:30,296 --> 00:54:33,333
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1174
00:54:33,435 --> 00:54:35,731
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,

1175
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:37,773
and your garage sale
board game metaphor

1176
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,141
is kind of offensive.

1177
00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:42,471
I mean, you asked
why Judaism only makes up

1178
00:54:42,573 --> 00:54:44,509
0.2% of the world's population

1179
00:54:44,611 --> 00:54:46,844
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.

1180
00:54:46,946 --> 00:54:49,884
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution

1181
00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:51,116
Jewish people have faced.

1182
00:54:51,218 --> 00:54:52,318
You just use it as a setup

1183
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,616
to a punchline
about missionaries.

1184
00:54:54,718 --> 00:54:55,650
And then,
you skip over the fact

1185
00:54:55,752 --> 00:54:57,117
that none of this
addresses Islam,

1186
00:54:57,219 --> 00:54:59,920
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.

1187
00:55:00,023 --> 00:55:02,130
And then, you point out
all the similarities

1188
00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:03,660
these mythological gods
have with Jesus,

1189
00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:06,168
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!

1190
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:09,965
One of these guys
has a freaking bird head!

1191
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:15,476
I don't think...
that my point of view...

1192
00:55:16,442 --> 00:55:19,378
fits into belief or disbelief.

1193
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,081
I think there's
an entire spectrum

1194
00:55:21,183 --> 00:55:22,945
that your game is neglecting.

1195
00:55:25,718 --> 00:55:27,620
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?

1196
00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:31,655
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1197
00:55:31,758 --> 00:55:34,396
Sister Paxton, do you still
believe in God?

1198
00:55:35,357 --> 00:55:36,530
Yes.

1199
00:55:38,233 --> 00:55:39,698
Then let's leave through here.

1200
00:55:40,631 --> 00:55:43,238
Let's be honest and sincere

1201
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,836
and let God decide
what happens next for us.

1202
00:55:48,308 --> 00:55:50,478
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1203
00:55:53,346 --> 00:55:55,648
(DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS)

1204
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,453
Okay, we're leaving now.

1205
00:56:02,555 --> 00:56:04,423
Thank you
for all your mentorship,

1206
00:56:04,525 --> 00:56:06,659
and thank you
for letting us leave.

1207
00:56:13,365 --> 00:56:15,602
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1208
00:56:17,072 --> 00:56:18,302
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1209
00:56:18,404 --> 00:56:20,607
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1210
00:56:35,123 --> 00:56:36,887
Are you coming too?

1211
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:44,898
(DOOR CREAKING)

1212
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,600
(DOOR SHUTS)

1213
00:56:47,332 --> 00:56:48,397
(DOOR LOCKS)

1214
00:56:48,499 --> 00:56:49,669
PAXTON: Sister...

1215
00:56:50,334 --> 00:56:51,671
(CLICK)

1216
00:56:52,503 --> 00:56:54,341
BARNES: It's okay.

1217
00:56:54,443 --> 00:56:56,841
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.

1218
00:56:59,544 --> 00:57:01,714
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1219
00:57:10,025 --> 00:57:11,493
(LOCK CLICKS)

1220
00:57:14,293 --> 00:57:16,597
(BOTH PANTING)

1221
00:57:23,237 --> 00:57:25,001
(RAPID BREATHING)

1222
00:57:27,109 --> 00:57:28,774
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1223
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:32,473
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1224
00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:34,813
(WATER DRIPPING)

1225
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:44,185
(LOCK CLATTERING)

1226
00:57:56,769 --> 00:57:59,667
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.

1227
00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:01,741
It's all blocked off.

1228
00:58:02,443 --> 00:58:04,477
What do you think he wants?

1229
00:58:04,579 --> 00:58:06,941
Is he gonna
keep us here forever?

1230
00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:08,613
BARNES: No, he's too smart.
He...

1231
00:58:08,715 --> 00:58:12,487
He knows an Elder
will check on us, and...

1232
00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:16,857
which means he'll either have
to let us go or...

1233
00:58:16,959 --> 00:58:17,893
kill us.

1234
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,225
(THUNDER CRASHING)

1235
00:58:19,327 --> 00:58:21,189
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1236
00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:27,699
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point

1237
00:58:27,801 --> 00:58:30,499
that we don't agree with,
we challenge him.

1238
00:58:30,601 --> 00:58:32,405
We make him think.

1239
00:58:32,507 --> 00:58:34,474
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.

1240
00:58:34,576 --> 00:58:36,003
We might not
be a physical threat,

1241
00:58:36,105 --> 00:58:37,975
but we can
be an intellectual one.

1242
00:58:40,313 --> 00:58:41,550
(CHAIR CREAKING)

1243
00:58:45,449 --> 00:58:47,520
(GRUNTS)

1244
00:58:47,622 --> 00:58:49,888
- (CLATTERING)
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1245
00:58:51,158 --> 00:58:52,921
(GRUNTS)

1246
00:58:53,023 --> 00:58:55,656
I think that window
has a cage on it.

1247
00:58:55,758 --> 00:58:57,665
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1248
00:58:58,529 --> 00:59:00,000
You're right.

1249
00:59:00,102 --> 00:59:01,566
(DOOR CREAKS)

1250
00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:04,133
BARNES: He's coming.
He's coming.

1251
00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:06,905
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1252
00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:09,143
Take this.

1253
00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:11,745
Take this. Put it back.

1254
00:59:21,854 --> 00:59:24,293
If anything happens,
you take this,

1255
00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:26,358
and you stab him
in the neck as hard

1256
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,592
and as fast as you can.

1257
00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:28,889
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.

1258
00:59:28,991 --> 00:59:30,157
He's watching me too closely.

1259
00:59:30,259 --> 00:59:32,530
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!

1260
00:59:32,632 --> 00:59:34,034
Okay. Let's have a code word.

1261
00:59:34,136 --> 00:59:35,369
Okay? Um...

1262
00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:37,336
Hey, if I say
"magic underwear,"

1263
00:59:37,438 --> 00:59:39,267
that means stab. Okay?

1264
00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:41,041
(DISTANT THUD)

1265
00:59:41,143 --> 00:59:42,873
He's coming.

1266
00:59:42,975 --> 00:59:45,574
Magic underwear.
That's the code word. Okay?

1267
00:59:45,676 --> 00:59:46,846
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1268
00:59:49,382 --> 00:59:51,048
(CREAKING)

1269
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:53,314
(PAXTON WHIMPERS)

1270
00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:55,987
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1271
01:00:01,592 --> 01:00:02,556
(DOOR OPENS)

1272
01:00:02,659 --> 01:00:04,864
(CREAKING)

1273
01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,297
(CREAKING CONTINUES)

1274
01:00:15,239 --> 01:00:17,472
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1275
01:00:17,574 --> 01:00:18,779
Mr. Reed?

1276
01:00:19,647 --> 01:00:21,881
(OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1277
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:26,655
(SQUELCHY FOOTSTEPS)

1278
01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:30,857
(LANTERN CREAKING)

1279
01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:35,928
- (WHIMPERS)
- Mrs. Reed?

1280
01:00:37,595 --> 01:00:38,898
Is that you?

1281
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,234
(OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1282
01:00:53,678 --> 01:00:55,882
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

1283
01:00:57,815 --> 01:00:59,086
(BARNES INHALES SHARPLY)

1284
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:00,183
(PAXTON GASPS)

1285
01:01:02,389 --> 01:01:04,352
(BONES CRACKING)

1286
01:01:11,664 --> 01:01:13,328
What's happening to her?

1287
01:01:14,202 --> 01:01:15,831
(RATTLE)

1288
01:01:15,934 --> 01:01:18,102
<i>(CREEP</i> BY RADIOHEAD PLAYING)

1289
01:01:24,546 --> 01:01:25,477
(MR. REED MOCKINGLY SINGING)

1290
01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:26,781
<i>♪ But I'm a creep ♪</i>

1291
01:01:27,448 --> 01:01:29,612
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

1292
01:01:29,714 --> 01:01:30,811
(MR. REED LAUGHING)

1293
01:01:30,913 --> 01:01:32,347
BARNES: Mr. Reed?

1294
01:01:35,556 --> 01:01:36,791
BARNES: Where are you?

1295
01:01:36,893 --> 01:01:39,057
- (BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (MR. REED HUMS ALONG)

1296
01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:44,293
<i>♪ Couldn't look you
in the eye ♪</i>

1297
01:01:47,768 --> 01:01:50,134
<i>♪ You're just like an angel ♪</i>

1298
01:01:52,769 --> 01:01:53,803
(FIRE CRACKLING)

1299
01:01:53,905 --> 01:01:56,470
<i>♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪</i>

1300
01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:59,715
(SCRAPING)

1301
01:02:02,714 --> 01:02:04,720
(GROANING, WHEEZING)

1302
01:02:11,655 --> 01:02:12,920
(SHUSHES)

1303
01:02:13,022 --> 01:02:14,657
(MOUTHING IMPERCEPTIBLY)

1304
01:02:14,759 --> 01:02:16,897
(WHIMPERING SOFTLY)

1305
01:02:18,465 --> 01:02:19,900
(MOUTHING) No.

1306
01:02:21,130 --> 01:02:22,798
(OBJECTS CLANKING IN DISTANCE)

1307
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:25,268
<i>♪ And I'm a creep ♪</i>

1308
01:02:27,608 --> 01:02:29,070
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1309
01:02:29,172 --> 01:02:31,472
(WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1310
01:02:37,714 --> 01:02:39,887
(PANTING)

1311
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,028
- (MR. REED HUMMING)
<i>- (CREEP</i> CONTINUES PLAYING)

1312
01:02:50,232 --> 01:02:51,791
(PANTING)

1313
01:02:51,894 --> 01:02:52,861
(RATTLING)

1314
01:02:52,963 --> 01:02:54,462
<i>♪ I wanna have control ♪</i>

1315
01:02:57,903 --> 01:02:59,766
<i>♪ I want a perfect body ♪</i>

1316
01:02:59,869 --> 01:03:02,206
(SCRAPING)

1317
01:03:03,107 --> 01:03:04,808
(SCRAPING,
THUDDING BEHIND DOOR)

1318
01:03:04,910 --> 01:03:07,915
<i>♪ I want a perfect soul ♪</i>

1319
01:03:09,518 --> 01:03:12,216
<i>♪ I want you to notice ♪</i>

1320
01:03:15,084 --> 01:03:16,817
<i>♪ When I'm not around ♪</i>

1321
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:19,289
(LOUD BANGING)

1322
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,557
<i>♪ You're so very special ♪</i>

1323
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:28,903
<i>♪ But I'm a creep ♪</i>

1324
01:03:32,672 --> 01:03:35,536
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

1325
01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:41,080
<i>♪ What the hell
am I doin' here? ♪</i>

1326
01:03:43,915 --> 01:03:45,820
<i>♪ I don't belong here ♪</i>

1327
01:03:45,922 --> 01:03:47,482
- (TAPE PLAYER SCREECHES)
<i>- (CREEP</i> STOPS PLAYING)

1328
01:03:50,189 --> 01:03:51,658
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>I had to be sure</i>

1329
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,290
<i>before I introduced you
to her.</i>

1330
01:03:54,323 --> 01:03:56,827
Sure about what?
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1331
01:03:56,929 --> 01:03:58,867
You are now in the presence

1332
01:03:59,767 --> 01:04:01,899
of a living prophet of God.

1333
01:04:02,001 --> 01:04:04,334
(WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1334
01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:12,243
- (WOMAN WHEEZING)
- (BONES CRACKING)

1335
01:04:19,415 --> 01:04:20,821
MR. REED: <i>The reason
I invited you</i>

1336
01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:23,051
<i>into my sanctuary tonight
is because</i>

1337
01:04:23,153 --> 01:04:24,959
<i>I have been shown a miracle.</i>

1338
01:04:26,158 --> 01:04:27,521
<i>I believe
this miracle is proof</i>

1339
01:04:27,623 --> 01:04:30,457
<i>that all known religions
are demonstrably false,</i>

1340
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:35,101
<i>and only an ancient echo
of something true.</i>

1341
01:04:36,835 --> 01:04:38,531
<i>I need a witness,</i>

1342
01:04:38,634 --> 01:04:43,076
<i>you, to verify
that the miracle is real.</i>

1343
01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:47,113
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1344
01:04:57,653 --> 01:05:00,561
<i>Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pie is,</i>

1345
01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:02,161
<i>I think, a traditional one.</i>

1346
01:05:02,263 --> 01:05:05,398
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,

1347
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,830
sugar, lemon,

1348
01:05:06,932 --> 01:05:08,803
blueberries, of course,

1349
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:11,768
but tonight I've also included
some wolf's bane

1350
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,205
and some belladonna,

1351
01:05:14,238 --> 01:05:17,440
which means that,
in a short while,

1352
01:05:19,279 --> 01:05:22,778
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.

1353
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,052
(SQUELCHING)

1354
01:05:26,118 --> 01:05:27,148
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Then,</i>

1355
01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:30,222
<i>you will witness a miracle.</i>

1356
01:05:31,890 --> 01:05:34,061
By the grace of God,

1357
01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:36,932
she will be resurrected.

1358
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,627
(WHEEZING WEAKLY)

1359
01:05:45,301 --> 01:05:47,635
(CONTINUES WHEEZING WEAKLY)

1360
01:06:08,028 --> 01:06:09,998
- (RETCHES)
- (LANTERN CLATTERS)

1361
01:06:15,166 --> 01:06:16,631
Now, feel her pulse, please.

1362
01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,238
Both of you.

1363
01:06:20,575 --> 01:06:22,205
(WATER DRIPPING)

1364
01:06:22,307 --> 01:06:23,611
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>I need you</i>

1365
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,113
<i>to feel her pulse right now!</i>

1366
01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:31,513
(PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)

1367
01:06:31,615 --> 01:06:33,184
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Acknowledge, please,</i>

1368
01:06:33,286 --> 01:06:35,315
<i>that her heart has now
stopped pumping.</i>

1369
01:06:35,417 --> 01:06:37,651
<i>Do you know how to do that?</i>

1370
01:06:37,753 --> 01:06:39,456
<i>Index and middle finger
on the side of the neck,</i>

1371
01:06:39,558 --> 01:06:42,591
<i>in the soft, hollow area
just beside the windpipe.</i>

1372
01:06:44,226 --> 01:06:45,595
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1373
01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:48,333
MR. REED: <i>Both of you, please,
lift her head to be sure.</i>

1374
01:06:51,573 --> 01:06:53,239
(SQUELCHING)

1375
01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:58,013
(PAXTON SHUDDERS)

1376
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:00,813
- (PROPHET GURGLES)
- (PAXTON GASPS)

1377
01:07:00,915 --> 01:07:02,215
PAXTON: She moved! She moved!

1378
01:07:02,317 --> 01:07:04,784
MR. REED: (LAUGHING) <i>That was
just a catalytic spasm.</i>

1379
01:07:04,886 --> 01:07:06,214
PAXTON: (GASPS) She's alive!

1380
01:07:06,317 --> 01:07:07,889
MR. REED: <i>No! No, no. Not yet.</i>

1381
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,551
<i>Chemicals being released
into her body.</i>

1382
01:07:09,653 --> 01:07:11,525
<i>Acknowledge, please,
that there's no pulse.</i>

1383
01:07:11,627 --> 01:07:12,657
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1384
01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:13,760
<i>Acknowledge!</i>

1385
01:07:13,862 --> 01:07:14,892
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.

1386
01:07:14,994 --> 01:07:16,129
MR. REED: <i>Thank you.</i>

1387
01:07:16,231 --> 01:07:18,495
<i>Acknowledge that she is
no longer breathing.</i>

1388
01:07:21,033 --> 01:07:22,202
<i>Do you feel a breath?</i>

1389
01:07:26,972 --> 01:07:28,106
BARNES: No. No.

1390
01:07:28,208 --> 01:07:29,237
MR. REED: <i>So she's dead.</i>
BARNES: Yes.

1391
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,112
- (WHIMPERS)
- MR. REED: <i>Okay.</i>

1392
01:07:31,712 --> 01:07:33,247
<i>Thank you.</i>

1393
01:07:33,349 --> 01:07:38,515
<i>A moment longer, and you will
witness a resurrection.</i>

1394
01:07:39,648 --> 01:07:42,250
<i>She'll return
and she will tell us</i>

1395
01:07:42,353 --> 01:07:44,191
<i>what she saw in the afterlife.</i>

1396
01:07:46,927 --> 01:07:48,228
Has the Prophet moved?

1397
01:07:48,929 --> 01:07:50,462
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1398
01:07:50,564 --> 01:07:52,063
No.

1399
01:07:52,165 --> 01:07:53,127
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
<i>Hello?</i>

1400
01:07:53,229 --> 01:07:54,832
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.

1401
01:07:54,934 --> 01:07:56,036
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1402
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:58,733
MR. REED: <i>All right.
Just</i> un momentino.

1403
01:08:03,812 --> 01:08:05,212
<i>Only a moment longer.</i>

1404
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:08,710
- (BELL RINGING)
- (GASPS)

1405
01:08:10,579 --> 01:08:12,186
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
The Elders?

1406
01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:16,652
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1407
01:08:19,090 --> 01:08:20,956
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)

1408
01:08:21,058 --> 01:08:23,296
(DOOR LOCKS)

1409
01:08:27,432 --> 01:08:29,599
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BOTH PANTING)

1410
01:08:32,101 --> 01:08:34,137
(PANTING)

1411
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:36,241
- We scream.
- We scream.

1412
01:08:36,343 --> 01:08:38,707
BARNES: But not until
he answers the door.

1413
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,354
(KNOCKING)

1414
01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:48,756
PAXTON: He's coming back.
BARNES: Scream! Scream!

1415
01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,756
(PAXTON AND BARNES SCREAMING)

1416
01:08:50,858 --> 01:08:51,652
(DOOR CREAKING)

1417
01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:54,195
- (DOOR SHUTS)
- (BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

1418
01:08:54,795 --> 01:08:55,823
(LIGHTS CLICK)

1419
01:08:59,702 --> 01:09:00,861
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1420
01:09:02,671 --> 01:09:03,998
(KNOCKING)

1421
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,437
Coming!

1422
01:09:06,608 --> 01:09:08,605
(TICKING)

1423
01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:14,914
Ah! Sorry!

1424
01:09:15,016 --> 01:09:16,115
I was at the back. (CHUCKLES)

1425
01:09:16,217 --> 01:09:18,019
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.

1426
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:19,381
I'm just in the neighborhood
looking for

1427
01:09:19,483 --> 01:09:21,487
two young ladies
from my church.

1428
01:09:21,589 --> 01:09:22,553
Oh.

1429
01:09:23,452 --> 01:09:24,657
Is everything all right?

1430
01:09:24,759 --> 01:09:26,722
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1431
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,289
(BOTH PANTING)

1432
01:09:29,391 --> 01:09:31,199
They can't hear us.

1433
01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:33,363
MAN: <i>I'm sure
everything's fine,</i>

1434
01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:34,667
<i>I was just wondering
if they...</i>

1435
01:09:34,769 --> 01:09:35,734
(WIND BLOWING)

1436
01:09:35,836 --> 01:09:36,803
...stopped by.

1437
01:09:36,905 --> 01:09:37,964
No. I'm sorry to say,

1438
01:09:38,066 --> 01:09:41,936
you are the first house caller
I've had all day, so.

1439
01:09:42,572 --> 01:09:44,872
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.

1440
01:09:49,014 --> 01:09:49,978
BARNES: Help.

1441
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,344
Help.

1442
01:09:51,446 --> 01:09:54,049
We can pull the rug.

1443
01:09:54,151 --> 01:09:55,083
The matches.

1444
01:09:55,185 --> 01:09:57,025
We start a fire,

1445
01:09:57,127 --> 01:09:58,287
smoke out the speaking pipe
to make sure

1446
01:09:58,389 --> 01:10:00,090
the Elder knows we're here.

1447
01:10:00,192 --> 01:10:03,097
Okay. But you did ask

1448
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,461
for more information
on the church, correct?

1449
01:10:05,563 --> 01:10:07,333
Uh, this...
this is the which church?

1450
01:10:07,435 --> 01:10:08,834
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.

1451
01:10:08,936 --> 01:10:11,231
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1452
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,708
(WIND BLOWING)

1453
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,237
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1454
01:10:15,339 --> 01:10:17,773
BARNES: Pull. Careful.

1455
01:10:23,185 --> 01:10:24,778
Is there some other way
I can help?

1456
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,847
Do you want to use my phone,
call the police?

1457
01:10:26,949 --> 01:10:28,549
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.

1458
01:10:28,651 --> 01:10:29,750
...and come help you
look around.

1459
01:10:29,853 --> 01:10:31,424
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure they're not far.

1460
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:33,260
Uh, thank you for your time.

1461
01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:35,861
All right, well, good luck.
Yeah, I mean that.

1462
01:10:35,963 --> 01:10:37,298
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

1463
01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:39,498
(WIND BLOWING)

1464
01:10:41,101 --> 01:10:43,304
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1465
01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:55,415
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
- (DOOR CREAKS)

1466
01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:02,117
(CREAKING)

1467
01:11:02,219 --> 01:11:04,055
(FOOTSTEPS)

1468
01:11:04,157 --> 01:11:05,724
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1469
01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:06,855
(CLICKS)

1470
01:11:08,424 --> 01:11:10,628
(WATER POURING)

1471
01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,458
(THUD)

1472
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,129
(FURNITURE DRAGGING)

1473
01:11:14,231 --> 01:11:15,996
(FOOTSTEPS)

1474
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,676
(CLICKING)

1475
01:11:26,947 --> 01:11:28,311
(SCRAPING)

1476
01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:30,747
- (FLOOR CREAKING)
- (FOOTSTEPS)

1477
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,055
(MR. REED COUGHS)

1478
01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,761
(MR. REED CLEARS THROAT)

1479
01:11:46,428 --> 01:11:48,336
(OBJECT DRAGS)

1480
01:11:54,008 --> 01:11:55,003
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

1481
01:11:55,105 --> 01:11:56,542
No.

1482
01:12:02,983 --> 01:12:04,946
(CLICKING)

1483
01:12:05,986 --> 01:12:07,718
(FOOTSTEPS)

1484
01:12:08,452 --> 01:12:10,655
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1485
01:12:12,290 --> 01:12:13,559
(BARNES GRUNTS)

1486
01:12:15,657 --> 01:12:16,723
- (THUD)
- (DOOR CREAKS)

1487
01:12:16,825 --> 01:12:18,463
PAXTON: (WHISPERING)
He's coming!

1488
01:12:18,565 --> 01:12:20,797
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1489
01:12:21,298 --> 01:12:23,002
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1490
01:12:23,104 --> 01:12:25,098
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1491
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:29,872
(RATTLING)

1492
01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:33,376
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?

1493
01:12:33,478 --> 01:12:35,548
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1494
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,687
(GASPS)

1495
01:12:44,156 --> 01:12:45,593
She moved.

1496
01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:47,989
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.

1497
01:12:51,431 --> 01:12:53,263
No,
you're remembering it wrong.

1498
01:12:53,365 --> 01:12:54,363
She hasn't moved at all.

1499
01:12:54,465 --> 01:12:55,432
Her head is different.

1500
01:12:55,534 --> 01:12:57,865
- That's where she was!
- It's not!

1501
01:12:57,968 --> 01:13:00,535
Sister, that's not
how I remember it. Please!

1502
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:02,971
Please, just come on! Help!

1503
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,512
Hold the sleeve up.

1504
01:13:08,143 --> 01:13:12,816
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.

1505
01:13:13,517 --> 01:13:15,621
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

1506
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:18,092
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1507
01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:20,626
Have you received
this booklet?

1508
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:23,294
I have not,

1509
01:13:23,396 --> 01:13:25,999
but I will give it a look-see.

1510
01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:28,132
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1511
01:13:28,234 --> 01:13:29,133
PAXTON: Try another.

1512
01:13:29,235 --> 01:13:30,530
BARNES: I know.

1513
01:13:30,632 --> 01:13:32,935
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1514
01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:37,404
Focus.

1515
01:13:37,506 --> 01:13:39,073
(WIND BLOWING)

1516
01:13:41,081 --> 01:13:42,978
(RATTLING)

1517
01:13:43,412 --> 01:13:44,412
Faster.

1518
01:13:44,514 --> 01:13:46,113
(MATCH IGNITES)

1519
01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:47,950
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1520
01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:51,184
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)

1521
01:14:00,198 --> 01:14:01,436
(GASPS)

1522
01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:03,303
(BARNES GRUNTS)

1523
01:14:03,405 --> 01:14:05,165
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1524
01:14:11,707 --> 01:14:12,945
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1525
01:14:13,047 --> 01:14:14,982
(WIND GUSTING)

1526
01:14:15,084 --> 01:14:16,077
(MATCH SCRAPING ON WALL)

1527
01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,152
(BARNES WHIMPERS)

1528
01:14:20,254 --> 01:14:22,990
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1529
01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,152
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1530
01:14:30,098 --> 01:14:31,063
(MATCH IGNITES)

1531
01:14:31,165 --> 01:14:33,100
- (SCREAMS)
- (GASPS)

1532
01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,300
- (BOTH GASPING)
- (WHEEZES)

1533
01:14:35,402 --> 01:14:38,572
- (RETCHES)
- (BOTH GASPING)

1534
01:14:40,502 --> 01:14:41,676
(RETCHES)

1535
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:42,976
(COUGHS)

1536
01:14:43,078 --> 01:14:44,908
(PROPHET WHEEZES)

1537
01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:48,946
PROPHET: Conductor...

1538
01:14:49,348 --> 01:14:53,213
says... my... name.

1539
01:14:53,956 --> 01:14:57,052
White... clouds.

1540
01:14:57,586 --> 01:15:00,455
Not... Heaven.

1541
01:15:00,557 --> 01:15:04,158
They... unplug...

1542
01:15:04,867 --> 01:15:06,831
my brain.

1543
01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:10,505
It is...

1544
01:15:11,973 --> 01:15:12,969
not...

1545
01:15:13,469 --> 01:15:15,108
real.

1546
01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:16,210
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1547
01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,543
MR. REED:
And, thank you, Prophet.

1548
01:15:18,645 --> 01:15:20,244
We are very grateful
for your passage

1549
01:15:20,346 --> 01:15:21,848
to the other side.

1550
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,046
(WHEEZING)

1551
01:15:23,148 --> 01:15:27,047
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.

1552
01:15:27,149 --> 01:15:30,453
Come. You must be exhausted.
Take my arm.

1553
01:15:30,555 --> 01:15:32,560
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1554
01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:37,158
(BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY)

1555
01:15:39,828 --> 01:15:41,000
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

1556
01:15:41,102 --> 01:15:43,134
(INAUDIBLE)

1557
01:15:43,236 --> 01:15:45,232
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1558
01:15:46,008 --> 01:15:47,102
(MATCH SCRAPING)

1559
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,043
(PROPHET WHIMPERS)

1560
01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:51,139
(DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS)

1561
01:15:55,644 --> 01:15:56,881
Well, now.

1562
01:15:58,687 --> 01:16:00,486
You see, this is rather
interesting because...

1563
01:16:00,588 --> 01:16:02,752
- (OBJECT CLANKS)
- (MR. REED CHUCKLES)

1564
01:16:02,854 --> 01:16:06,990
I know that one of you
has been lying

1565
01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:10,792
since you first got here.
(CHUCKLING)

1566
01:16:10,894 --> 01:16:13,026
And do you know
how I know that?

1567
01:16:13,128 --> 01:16:14,727
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?

1568
01:16:14,829 --> 01:16:16,898
I know from the way

1569
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:21,104
that the fire reacts
to each of you.

1570
01:16:21,206 --> 01:16:22,170
A.

1571
01:16:23,945 --> 01:16:25,205
B.

1572
01:16:25,307 --> 01:16:27,548
Yeah. One of you has
a very, very... (CHUCKLING)

1573
01:16:27,650 --> 01:16:31,551
...very big secret,
but we will know more soon.

1574
01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:33,949
There will be
before you saw a woman die

1575
01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:37,116
and come back to life,
and there will be after.

1576
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:39,285
(BLOWS) Books will be written
about it.

1577
01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:42,762
So choose your words
very carefully when I ask,

1578
01:16:43,430 --> 01:16:44,599
what did you witness?

1579
01:16:46,665 --> 01:16:47,932
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.

1580
01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:50,202
How did she...

1581
01:16:50,304 --> 01:16:51,231
I don't know...

1582
01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,273
And if you didn't
see something transcendental,

1583
01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:54,436
you absolutely must tell me.

1584
01:16:54,538 --> 01:16:56,109
I don't know.

1585
01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:57,071
'Cause if I'm wrong,

1586
01:16:57,173 --> 01:16:58,613
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.

1587
01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:00,173
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!

1588
01:17:00,276 --> 01:17:01,881
- It doesn't make sense...
- MR. REED: Oh, pooh!

1589
01:17:01,983 --> 01:17:03,044
- We're all prisoners together.
- ...for us to have an opinion!

1590
01:17:03,146 --> 01:17:04,143
You must know by now
that any of us can leave

1591
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,549
whenever we want,
but why would we want,

1592
01:17:06,651 --> 01:17:07,780
after what we've seen?

1593
01:17:07,882 --> 01:17:10,288
I saw it. I saw it.

1594
01:17:10,390 --> 01:17:11,821
I heard her describe

1595
01:17:11,923 --> 01:17:13,556
what she experienced
on the other side.

1596
01:17:13,658 --> 01:17:15,559
Great! What did you hear?

1597
01:17:15,662 --> 01:17:18,827
She said
there was a conductor.

1598
01:17:18,929 --> 01:17:21,633
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?

1599
01:17:21,735 --> 01:17:24,130
She had a feeling
of disassociation,

1600
01:17:24,232 --> 01:17:26,973
a feeling that something
wasn't real.

1601
01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,104
That's it.

1602
01:17:29,111 --> 01:17:30,073
So now you know.

1603
01:17:31,641 --> 01:17:32,640
Now, we know?

1604
01:17:32,742 --> 01:17:34,044
Yeah, now, you know.

1605
01:17:35,281 --> 01:17:36,244
Know?

1606
01:17:37,483 --> 01:17:38,851
I can show you God.

1607
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,952
If you're willing to die.

1608
01:17:43,055 --> 01:17:45,921
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.

1609
01:17:46,023 --> 01:17:48,157
Like the Prophet,
you can be brought back.

1610
01:17:49,225 --> 01:17:50,830
It doesn't have
to be frightening at all.

1611
01:17:50,932 --> 01:17:52,365
I'll tell you... I'll tell you
what's frightening.

1612
01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:53,898
Not knowing is frightening!

1613
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,531
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?

1614
01:17:55,633 --> 01:17:56,869
What's our purpose?

1615
01:17:56,971 --> 01:17:59,770
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.

1616
01:17:59,872 --> 01:18:01,641
I can answer
those questions for you.

1617
01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:04,943
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world

1618
01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:07,011
is capable of giving you.

1619
01:18:09,043 --> 01:18:10,949
It all makes sense now.

1620
01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:15,184
I've been asking myself
all night,

1621
01:18:16,153 --> 01:18:18,718
how is he gonna
make killing us our idea?

1622
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:19,991
(MR. REED SIGHS)

1623
01:18:21,927 --> 01:18:23,295
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.

1624
01:18:23,397 --> 01:18:24,157
I know. I can't tell

1625
01:18:24,259 --> 01:18:26,228
if you're playing chess
or checkers.

1626
01:18:26,761 --> 01:18:28,401
Monopoly!

1627
01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:29,534
Come on, it was right there.

1628
01:18:29,636 --> 01:18:31,502
You didn't show us a miracle.

1629
01:18:31,604 --> 01:18:33,235
Okay, what did I show you?

1630
01:18:33,837 --> 01:18:35,675
That wasn't a miracle.

1631
01:18:35,777 --> 01:18:37,508
MR. REED: So you say.
What did I show you?

1632
01:18:37,610 --> 01:18:39,608
That was not a miracle!

1633
01:18:39,710 --> 01:18:41,078
What did I show you?

1634
01:18:42,813 --> 01:18:45,346
It was a magic trick.

1635
01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:48,618
MR. REED: A magic trick?

1636
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,923
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1637
01:18:53,961 --> 01:18:56,959
You wanna know why
we don't talk about Taco Bell?

1638
01:18:57,061 --> 01:18:58,799
It killed me
when I was four years old.

1639
01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:01,997
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.

1640
01:19:02,099 --> 01:19:03,964
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell

1641
01:19:04,066 --> 01:19:05,539
'cause I was clinically dead

1642
01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,907
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.

1643
01:19:10,344 --> 01:19:12,074
When I was dead,

1644
01:19:12,176 --> 01:19:16,047
I saw exactly
what your prophet described.

1645
01:19:16,781 --> 01:19:18,379
A blinding white light,

1646
01:19:18,481 --> 01:19:22,019
clouds, but not Heaven,
a sense of wanting to return,

1647
01:19:22,121 --> 01:19:24,792
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.

1648
01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:28,389
That wasn't a prophecy.

1649
01:19:29,258 --> 01:19:32,631
That was a near-death
experience.

1650
01:19:32,733 --> 01:19:34,029
When the oxygen
leaves your brain

1651
01:19:34,131 --> 01:19:36,700
or your heart stops pumping,
your mind

1652
01:19:36,802 --> 01:19:38,572
creates unbelievable things.

1653
01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:42,073
I think you've been
keeping this woman

1654
01:19:42,175 --> 01:19:44,203
on the edge of death
in order to ask her questions

1655
01:19:44,305 --> 01:19:46,712
about meaningless
hallucinations

1656
01:19:46,814 --> 01:19:49,044
so that you can substantiate
your idea

1657
01:19:49,146 --> 01:19:52,446
of what the one,
true religion really is.

1658
01:19:53,653 --> 01:19:55,489
MR. REED: Did you know...

1659
01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:56,555
that when you remember
something,

1660
01:19:56,657 --> 01:19:57,724
you're really only remembering

1661
01:19:57,826 --> 01:19:59,486
the last time you remembered
that experience?

1662
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:02,588
You're not actually
recalling the event.

1663
01:20:02,690 --> 01:20:06,927
So your memory of dying
at Taco Bell... (CHUCKLING)

1664
01:20:07,029 --> 01:20:08,062
...isn't really of dying,

1665
01:20:08,164 --> 01:20:10,000
it's of the memory
of the memory

1666
01:20:10,103 --> 01:20:11,671
of the memory
of the memory of the memory...

1667
01:20:11,773 --> 01:20:15,005
stop me... (CHUCKLES)
...of that event.

1668
01:20:15,107 --> 01:20:17,106
So you're remembering
a false correlation

1669
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:18,876
with the experience
you've just witnessed.

1670
01:20:18,978 --> 01:20:22,982
But this,
this is happening right now!

1671
01:20:23,084 --> 01:20:26,114
That's why I think,
Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton,

1672
01:20:26,216 --> 01:20:28,050
that you really need
to pay attention

1673
01:20:28,152 --> 01:20:29,690
because I promise you...
(CHUCKLING)

1674
01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:31,551
...we're not talking
about a magic trick.

1675
01:20:32,824 --> 01:20:34,862
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1676
01:20:37,858 --> 01:20:38,929
No,

1677
01:20:39,031 --> 01:20:41,602
we're talking
about magic underwear...

1678
01:20:41,704 --> 01:20:43,167
- (SLASHING)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1679
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,108
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1680
01:20:53,944 --> 01:20:56,114
(INAUDIBLE SCREAMING)

1681
01:21:03,953 --> 01:21:06,190
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1682
01:21:10,994 --> 01:21:13,230
(INAUDIBLE SCREAMING)

1683
01:21:26,713 --> 01:21:28,710
(SCREAMING) Help me! Help!

1684
01:21:28,812 --> 01:21:30,610
(WIND GUSTING)

1685
01:21:34,817 --> 01:21:37,056
(SOBS)

1686
01:21:38,493 --> 01:21:39,652
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1687
01:21:41,758 --> 01:21:43,062
(SIGHS)

1688
01:21:45,698 --> 01:21:46,864
(EXHALES SHAKILY)

1689
01:21:46,966 --> 01:21:48,463
MR. REED:
She'll come back to us!

1690
01:21:49,602 --> 01:21:50,905
I promise!

1691
01:21:53,236 --> 01:21:55,375
Sister Paxton,
do not be scared!

1692
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:56,570
She will rise again.

1693
01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:58,574
Challenge him.

1694
01:21:58,676 --> 01:21:59,639
Debate.

1695
01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:01,410
Challenge him.

1696
01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,314
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1697
01:22:07,653 --> 01:22:09,282
(FOOTSTEPS)

1698
01:22:09,384 --> 01:22:11,519
MR. REED: Come on, now,
Sister B.

1699
01:22:12,922 --> 01:22:14,695
Wakey-wakey!

1700
01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:16,158
- (WATER DRIPPING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1701
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:17,863
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.

1702
01:22:17,965 --> 01:22:20,666
That's not it.
That's a... a mucky pup.

1703
01:22:20,768 --> 01:22:21,936
Let's have that.
(CHUCKLES)

1704
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,169
Moments. It'll be moments.

1705
01:22:27,271 --> 01:22:28,602
Let's have one
of your drum rolls, yeah?

1706
01:22:31,478 --> 01:22:32,441
Whoop!

1707
01:22:35,814 --> 01:22:37,952
Hey! (SNIFFLES)

1708
01:22:41,116 --> 01:22:42,620
I'm very sorry.

1709
01:22:42,722 --> 01:22:44,355
Something is wrong.

1710
01:22:44,824 --> 01:22:46,426
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1711
01:22:46,528 --> 01:22:47,621
I'm now worried...

1712
01:22:49,663 --> 01:22:50,760
that she's not...

1713
01:22:50,862 --> 01:22:51,861
(BOX CUTTER OPENS)

1714
01:22:51,963 --> 01:22:53,198
...coming back to us.

1715
01:22:55,931 --> 01:22:56,964
Yeah.

1716
01:22:57,066 --> 01:22:58,535
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1717
01:22:58,637 --> 01:22:59,804
Oh, yeah.

1718
01:22:59,907 --> 01:23:02,042
- (SOBS)
- MR. REED: Oh, yeah.

1719
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:06,442
Yep.

1720
01:23:07,348 --> 01:23:08,312
Yep.

1721
01:23:08,878 --> 01:23:10,009
Yeah.

1722
01:23:10,111 --> 01:23:11,614
There it is.

1723
01:23:11,716 --> 01:23:12,946
(GRUNTS)

1724
01:23:13,048 --> 01:23:14,079
No, it isn't.

1725
01:23:14,181 --> 01:23:15,785
That was a vein.

1726
01:23:15,887 --> 01:23:16,983
(MR. REED GRUNTS)

1727
01:23:17,085 --> 01:23:18,789
(SQUELCHING)

1728
01:23:18,891 --> 01:23:21,626
A-ha! (CHUCKLES) A-ha.

1729
01:23:21,728 --> 01:23:23,624
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

1730
01:23:24,928 --> 01:23:25,865
The implant.

1731
01:23:25,967 --> 01:23:28,497
This is why she can't
come back to us.

1732
01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,565
Take a look!

1733
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:32,799
I'm very sorry.

1734
01:23:33,435 --> 01:23:36,637
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.

1735
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,175
She's not real.

1736
01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:43,017
Do you know what gave it away?

1737
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:44,346
The candles.

1738
01:23:44,448 --> 01:23:47,083
What are you saying?
I don't understand.

1739
01:23:47,185 --> 01:23:49,056
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.

1740
01:23:49,689 --> 01:23:50,651
How could you?

1741
01:23:52,890 --> 01:23:54,655
(SHUDDERS)

1742
01:23:55,994 --> 01:23:58,329
Can you explain it to me?

1743
01:24:01,131 --> 01:24:04,067
Are you, Sister Paxton,

1744
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:07,068
familiar with
the Daoist concept

1745
01:24:07,170 --> 01:24:08,971
of "The Butterfly Dream"?

1746
01:24:09,073 --> 01:24:10,671
PAXTON: A butterfly...

1747
01:24:10,773 --> 01:24:14,077
A butterfly flaps its wings
and causes a typhoon?

1748
01:24:14,179 --> 01:24:15,443
That is
"The Butterfly Effect."

1749
01:24:15,545 --> 01:24:18,044
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...

1750
01:24:18,146 --> 01:24:19,447
(CLATTERING)

1751
01:24:19,549 --> 01:24:21,449
...concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher

1752
01:24:21,551 --> 01:24:23,187
who asked himself
the following question.

1753
01:24:23,289 --> 01:24:25,484
- (OBJECT CLATTERS)
- "Was I a man dreaming

1754
01:24:25,586 --> 01:24:27,327
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."

1755
01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:28,191
(THUD)

1756
01:24:28,293 --> 01:24:31,498
"...a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"

1757
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,864
Come and sit down.

1758
01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,532
Come on.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Here.

1759
01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:35,630
(SIGHS)

1760
01:24:38,233 --> 01:24:40,305
(SCRAPING ON TABLE)

1761
01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,507
This is us.

1762
01:24:45,175 --> 01:24:46,974
You and me alone together.

1763
01:24:47,076 --> 01:24:48,280
That was Barnes.

1764
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,084
Bye-bye, Barnes.

1765
01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:54,119
I have come
to a dark realization

1766
01:24:54,221 --> 01:24:57,388
that we exist inside
a simulation so advanced

1767
01:24:57,490 --> 01:25:00,259
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life

1768
01:25:01,224 --> 01:25:02,459
and artificial dream.

1769
01:25:02,561 --> 01:25:07,398
You heard the Prophet.
She said, "It is not real."

1770
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:10,333
You see, fire dynamics
are very difficult to render.

1771
01:25:10,435 --> 01:25:13,038
I've noticed this anomaly
in its behavior

1772
01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:15,235
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,

1773
01:25:15,337 --> 01:25:18,342
like poor old Sister B.

1774
01:25:18,444 --> 01:25:22,081
She couldn't come back to us,
but when you die,

1775
01:25:22,184 --> 01:25:27,052
finger, please,
you will pass through death

1776
01:25:27,154 --> 01:25:29,249
- and wake up...
- (BOX CUTTER RATTLES)

1777
01:25:29,351 --> 01:25:30,752
...into the real world.

1778
01:25:31,154 --> 01:25:32,625
What do you think?

1779
01:25:32,727 --> 01:25:34,128
Yes, no, maybe?

1780
01:25:35,596 --> 01:25:36,658
Um...

1781
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,135
That's a theory.

1782
01:25:42,598 --> 01:25:44,369
Well yeah,
you're very welcome to...

1783
01:25:45,469 --> 01:25:47,174
to challenge my premise.
I love that.

1784
01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:50,609
- (BOX CUTTER CLOSES)
- Go for it.

1785
01:25:50,711 --> 01:25:52,542
(SNIFFLING)

1786
01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:58,515
I don't think
this is a microchip.

1787
01:25:59,247 --> 01:26:00,215
MR. REED: Oh?

1788
01:26:00,317 --> 01:26:03,289
I think it's a contraceptive.

1789
01:26:05,190 --> 01:26:08,327
A... a birth control implant.

1790
01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:10,857
Huh.

1791
01:26:12,394 --> 01:26:14,661
Tell me, have you ever met

1792
01:26:14,764 --> 01:26:17,435
a Mormon missionary
who was on birth control?

1793
01:26:19,241 --> 01:26:24,208
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?

1794
01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:25,811
PAXTON: Our church
would've made her

1795
01:26:25,913 --> 01:26:27,508
feel ashamed about it,

1796
01:26:27,610 --> 01:26:29,348
and she would've been
too embarrassed.

1797
01:26:30,347 --> 01:26:32,152
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!

1798
01:26:32,254 --> 01:26:34,947
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.

1799
01:26:35,923 --> 01:26:38,351
Simulation hypothesis

1800
01:26:38,453 --> 01:26:41,393
is not testable, is it?

1801
01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:46,032
No, it's a matter of belief,
like any religion.

1802
01:26:46,134 --> 01:26:48,397
You either believe it,
green door,

1803
01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:50,336
or you don't believe it,
purple door.

1804
01:26:51,367 --> 01:26:53,933
With all due respect,

1805
01:26:55,169 --> 01:26:56,342
I...

1806
01:26:56,943 --> 01:26:58,808
I don't believe it.

1807
01:26:59,578 --> 01:27:03,446
I'm not smart enough
to say why, I just don't.

1808
01:27:03,549 --> 01:27:05,846
Do you believe the miracle
that I showed you?

1809
01:27:06,655 --> 01:27:07,414
PAXTON: Yes.

1810
01:27:07,516 --> 01:27:09,322
- Yeah?
- PAXTON: At first.

1811
01:27:11,021 --> 01:27:12,321
But now?

1812
01:27:12,423 --> 01:27:14,893
I think something
happened tonight

1813
01:27:14,995 --> 01:27:17,030
that you didn't expect.

1814
01:27:17,132 --> 01:27:18,725
It feels like
you're improvising,

1815
01:27:18,828 --> 01:27:21,330
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory

1816
01:27:21,432 --> 01:27:23,567
that's not sticking.
Am I right?

1817
01:27:26,473 --> 01:27:29,743
Uh, (CHUCKLES) are you
asking me if you're right

1818
01:27:29,845 --> 01:27:30,804
that I am improvising

1819
01:27:30,906 --> 01:27:34,273
or you're right
that the simulation narrative

1820
01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,310
is not sticking?

1821
01:27:35,413 --> 01:27:37,845
- Yes.
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1822
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:41,887
High-five.

1823
01:27:41,989 --> 01:27:43,983
(GRUNTS SOFTLY, CHUCKLES)

1824
01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:46,688
So, in fact,
you agree with your friend.

1825
01:27:46,790 --> 01:27:49,227
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating

1826
01:27:49,329 --> 01:27:51,463
a meaningless,
near-death experience.

1827
01:27:52,061 --> 01:27:53,191
No.

1828
01:27:53,827 --> 01:27:55,966
I think you switched
the bodies.

1829
01:27:56,068 --> 01:27:58,170
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

1830
01:27:58,272 --> 01:28:00,604
I just haven't
figured out how yet.

1831
01:28:02,403 --> 01:28:03,607
I switched...

1832
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:05,510
the bodies?

1833
01:28:07,276 --> 01:28:08,513
(FIRE CRACKLING)

1834
01:28:10,878 --> 01:28:13,747
The doorbell rang
when the Elder got here.

1835
01:28:13,849 --> 01:28:16,783
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DOORBELL RINGING)

1836
01:28:16,885 --> 01:28:18,785
<i>Which drew our attention
to the stairs.</i>

1837
01:28:18,887 --> 01:28:21,493
<i>You would have been
prepared for that.</i>

1838
01:28:24,164 --> 01:28:25,465
When we came back downstairs,

1839
01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:29,197
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.

1840
01:28:29,299 --> 01:28:31,069
It was similar...

1841
01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,103
PAXTON: <i>Her head is different.</i>

1842
01:28:32,206 --> 01:28:35,375
<i>But it was not the exact same.</i>

1843
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:39,043
<i>I think another woman
who looked exactly like her</i>

1844
01:28:39,145 --> 01:28:40,312
<i>came into the basement</i>

1845
01:28:40,414 --> 01:28:42,614
<i>through a hidden door
or something,</i>

1846
01:28:42,716 --> 01:28:46,113
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.

1847
01:28:46,215 --> 01:28:47,252
I see.

1848
01:28:47,354 --> 01:28:50,255
And then,
once we got back downstairs,

1849
01:28:50,357 --> 01:28:54,521
<i>she read off
a scripted prophecy</i>

1850
01:28:54,623 --> 01:28:56,726
<i>that you prepared for her.</i>

1851
01:28:57,695 --> 01:29:01,460
<i>Except the last thing
she said was,</i>

1852
01:29:01,562 --> 01:29:02,868
<i>"It is not real."</i>

1853
01:29:02,970 --> 01:29:05,500
...not... real...

1854
01:29:05,602 --> 01:29:08,238
Maybe she was trying
to tell us

1855
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,740
that the miracle wasn't real.

1856
01:29:12,614 --> 01:29:13,578
Ah.

1857
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:16,447
You see what I mean when I say

1858
01:29:16,549 --> 01:29:18,881
something happened
that you didn't expect?

1859
01:29:18,983 --> 01:29:22,319
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,

1860
01:29:22,421 --> 01:29:24,050
and now you're
trying to recover.

1861
01:29:26,227 --> 01:29:28,021
Well, if that's right,
then, uh,

1862
01:29:29,289 --> 01:29:31,893
there'd have to be another way
into this basement, yeah?

1863
01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:34,027
Shall we have a look?

1864
01:29:35,201 --> 01:29:37,371
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1865
01:29:41,471 --> 01:29:42,739
I don't think there is.

1866
01:29:43,337 --> 01:29:44,775
No.

1867
01:29:45,211 --> 01:29:47,010
I'm not doing very well,

1868
01:29:47,112 --> 01:29:48,547
Sister Paxton.

1869
01:29:48,981 --> 01:29:50,750
Unless...

1870
01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:51,880
(WATER DRIPPING)

1871
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:02,154
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1872
01:30:09,805 --> 01:30:10,767
(RATTLING)

1873
01:30:20,014 --> 01:30:21,976
(WATER POURING)

1874
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,913
(WATER DRAINING)

1875
01:30:37,332 --> 01:30:39,532
- (CLANKING)
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

1876
01:30:41,496 --> 01:30:43,668
(CREAKING)

1877
01:30:50,176 --> 01:30:51,709
Which means that...

1878
01:30:53,009 --> 01:30:54,475
there would have to be
a dead body down there

1879
01:30:54,577 --> 01:30:56,211
if you were right, huh?

1880
01:30:56,313 --> 01:30:57,684
PAXTON: Correct.

1881
01:30:58,386 --> 01:30:59,783
MR. REED: How will you
test your theory?

1882
01:31:00,418 --> 01:31:01,818
(SIGHS) I don't know.

1883
01:31:02,853 --> 01:31:05,390
MR. REED: But will you go
into that hole and

1884
01:31:05,492 --> 01:31:07,090
see if there's
somebody down there?

1885
01:31:07,192 --> 01:31:08,561
If I have to.

1886
01:31:09,396 --> 01:31:10,629
MR. REED: Why would you
do that?

1887
01:31:12,399 --> 01:31:15,335
Because I want
to know the truth,

1888
01:31:15,437 --> 01:31:17,702
and because the only way out
is through.

1889
01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:19,968
Robert Frost?

1890
01:31:20,601 --> 01:31:21,805
<i>Swamp Thing.</i>

1891
01:31:22,405 --> 01:31:23,807
(CHUCKLES)

1892
01:31:25,312 --> 01:31:26,744
Don't go into that cellar...

1893
01:31:28,578 --> 01:31:30,250
unless you are prepared

1894
01:31:30,352 --> 01:31:32,249
to discover the one,
true religion.

1895
01:31:32,351 --> 01:31:34,554
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1896
01:31:43,295 --> 01:31:45,499
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1897
01:31:46,297 --> 01:31:47,666
(SNIFFLES)

1898
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,538
(LADDER CREAKS)

1899
01:31:59,246 --> 01:32:01,207
(RISING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1900
01:32:05,615 --> 01:32:07,282
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (SIGHS)

1901
01:32:07,384 --> 01:32:09,116
(FOOTSTEPS)

1902
01:32:16,591 --> 01:32:18,031
I knew it.

1903
01:32:18,133 --> 01:32:19,797
(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)

1904
01:32:24,171 --> 01:32:26,373
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1905
01:32:26,475 --> 01:32:28,641
- (WATER SPLASHING)
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1906
01:32:36,283 --> 01:32:38,181
(LOCK CREAKS AND CLICKS)

1907
01:32:38,283 --> 01:32:40,114
(DOOR CREAKS)

1908
01:32:44,853 --> 01:32:47,022
(CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING)

1909
01:32:51,793 --> 01:32:53,996
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

1910
01:32:59,304 --> 01:33:01,036
(DOOR CREAKS)

1911
01:33:12,449 --> 01:33:14,016
(SHARP INHALE)

1912
01:33:15,585 --> 01:33:17,822
(DOOR CREAKING)

1913
01:33:23,196 --> 01:33:24,961
(WATER DRIPPING)

1914
01:33:27,432 --> 01:33:29,669
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1915
01:33:37,675 --> 01:33:39,877
(CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING)

1916
01:33:44,814 --> 01:33:47,049
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1917
01:34:00,100 --> 01:34:01,364
(GASPS)

1918
01:34:01,466 --> 01:34:03,032
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1919
01:34:08,407 --> 01:34:10,010
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

1920
01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:12,041
(DOOR CREAKING)

1921
01:34:15,478 --> 01:34:16,413
(CLANK)

1922
01:34:16,515 --> 01:34:17,776
(DISTANT WEAK WHEEZING)

1923
01:34:17,878 --> 01:34:19,417
(SHUDDERING BREATH)

1924
01:34:19,519 --> 01:34:21,347
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1925
01:34:31,066 --> 01:34:33,062
(COUGHING)

1926
01:34:33,596 --> 01:34:35,563
(FAINT GROANING)

1927
01:34:35,665 --> 01:34:38,034
(SHIVERING BREATH)

1928
01:34:43,076 --> 01:34:44,073
Hey.

1929
01:34:48,611 --> 01:34:49,914
(SNIFFLES)

1930
01:34:54,453 --> 01:34:55,414
(PAXTON SHIVERING)

1931
01:35:00,988 --> 01:35:02,894
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1932
01:35:07,698 --> 01:35:09,430
Sorry about the cold.

1933
01:35:09,533 --> 01:35:10,737
(SNIFFLES)

1934
01:35:12,066 --> 01:35:13,370
Have you figured it out yet?

1935
01:35:13,472 --> 01:35:14,433
(PAXTON SNIFFLES)

1936
01:35:17,145 --> 01:35:18,338
I think so.

1937
01:35:20,348 --> 01:35:21,407
MR. REED: So what is it?

1938
01:35:22,617 --> 01:35:27,153
What is the one,
true religion, Sister P?

1939
01:35:27,255 --> 01:35:28,318
(PAXTON SHIVERING)

1940
01:35:28,420 --> 01:35:30,121
(SNIFFLING)

1941
01:35:30,223 --> 01:35:31,219
It's...

1942
01:35:34,656 --> 01:35:35,861
(INHALES)

1943
01:35:36,858 --> 01:35:38,363
(HEAVY BREATHING)

1944
01:35:38,465 --> 01:35:40,731
When we first arrived,

1945
01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:42,931
you left us alone
in your living room.

1946
01:35:43,033 --> 01:35:44,968
(DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1947
01:35:45,070 --> 01:35:47,232
<i>We thought you were talking
to your wife,</i>

1948
01:35:47,334 --> 01:35:49,776
<i>but you were doing
something else.</i>

1949
01:35:50,573 --> 01:35:51,876
I was.

1950
01:35:51,978 --> 01:35:54,911
PAXTON: You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,

1951
01:35:55,014 --> 01:35:58,378
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.

1952
01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:05,220
<i>I noticed your hair was wet
when you came back</i>

1953
01:36:05,322 --> 01:36:08,420
<i>with the drinks, like you were
out in the storm.</i>

1954
01:36:08,522 --> 01:36:10,330
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want

1955
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:11,189
the Elder to find our bikes

1956
01:36:11,291 --> 01:36:12,527
when he came back
looking for us.

1957
01:36:12,629 --> 01:36:13,765
(LATCH CLANKS)

1958
01:36:13,867 --> 01:36:15,465
But there was something else
on your mind.

1959
01:36:15,567 --> 01:36:16,569
(WATER POURING)

1960
01:36:16,671 --> 01:36:18,772
- There was.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1961
01:36:20,268 --> 01:36:21,671
PAXTON: <i>You returned
the bike key</i>

1962
01:36:21,773 --> 01:36:24,010
<i>to the wrong coat pocket.</i>

1963
01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:26,707
<i>We thought this was a mistake
you made.</i>

1964
01:36:26,809 --> 01:36:27,979
(MOUTHING) Key.

1965
01:36:29,411 --> 01:36:31,346
PAXTON: (VOICE SHAKING)
But now I know it wasn't.

1966
01:36:31,448 --> 01:36:32,744
Why?

1967
01:36:32,846 --> 01:36:33,950
(INHALES)

1968
01:36:34,053 --> 01:36:37,285
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,

1969
01:36:37,387 --> 01:36:40,857
instructed them to lock
the final cellar door with it.

1970
01:36:40,959 --> 01:36:44,028
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?

1971
01:36:44,928 --> 01:36:46,864
Because you wanted me to know

1972
01:36:46,967 --> 01:36:49,830
the only reason
I'm standing here right now

1973
01:36:49,932 --> 01:36:51,669
is because it is exactly

1974
01:36:51,771 --> 01:36:53,939
where you want me
to be standing.

1975
01:36:54,841 --> 01:36:57,072
I'm not here
because I chose to be.

1976
01:36:57,174 --> 01:36:59,506
I'm here because you made me
choose to be.

1977
01:36:59,608 --> 01:37:00,947
Oh.

1978
01:37:01,049 --> 01:37:05,381
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...

1979
01:37:05,483 --> 01:37:07,285
(SIGHS)

1980
01:37:07,387 --> 01:37:08,580
...control.

1981
01:37:12,656 --> 01:37:14,426
(CHUCKLES)

1982
01:37:14,528 --> 01:37:16,126
That is exactly right.

1983
01:37:18,392 --> 01:37:21,560
Religion is just
a system of control...

1984
01:37:22,270 --> 01:37:23,865
(WHEEZING)

1985
01:37:23,967 --> 01:37:25,699
(HEAVY BREATHING)
It's okay.

1986
01:37:25,801 --> 01:37:27,038
I'll help you.

1987
01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:28,374
MR. REED: No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.

1988
01:37:28,476 --> 01:37:30,269
They don't want your help.

1989
01:37:30,371 --> 01:37:32,378
They... (CHUCKLING)
they are exactly

1990
01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:33,544
where they chose to be.

1991
01:37:33,646 --> 01:37:35,007
But you killed that woman.

1992
01:37:35,109 --> 01:37:36,209
MR. REED: I disagree.

1993
01:37:36,311 --> 01:37:38,748
She... She chose to eat
a poisoned pie

1994
01:37:38,850 --> 01:37:40,785
because of her profound faith.

1995
01:37:40,887 --> 01:37:44,686
It is called drinking the...
anyone?

1996
01:37:44,788 --> 01:37:46,521
(SNAPPING SHEARS)

1997
01:37:46,623 --> 01:37:47,820
Kool-Aid.

1998
01:37:47,922 --> 01:37:49,354
It is true...

1999
01:37:49,456 --> 01:37:51,892
that I keep these ladies
a little chilly,

2000
01:37:51,994 --> 01:37:53,095
and a little peckish,

2001
01:37:53,197 --> 01:37:55,166
for which I am very sorry.
Sorry, ladies.

2002
01:37:55,702 --> 01:37:57,228
But only for the same reason

2003
01:37:57,330 --> 01:37:58,803
that your church goes to Haiti

2004
01:37:58,905 --> 01:38:01,374
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.

2005
01:38:01,476 --> 01:38:03,940
It's easier to control

2006
01:38:04,042 --> 01:38:05,974
- someone who has lost...
- (SHEARS CLICK)

2007
01:38:06,076 --> 01:38:07,274
- ...everything.
- (SHEARS CLICK)

2008
01:38:07,376 --> 01:38:09,275
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.

2009
01:38:09,377 --> 01:38:11,812
- (SHEARS SLICE)
- (PROPHET SCREAMS)

2010
01:38:11,914 --> 01:38:13,648
Why do you do this?

2011
01:38:13,750 --> 01:38:15,388
The question is,

2012
01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:17,189
why do you all let me?

2013
01:38:17,291 --> 01:38:18,224
(SPLASH)

2014
01:38:18,326 --> 01:38:19,618
(WHIMPERING)

2015
01:38:20,427 --> 01:38:21,823
(WHEEZING)

2016
01:38:21,925 --> 01:38:23,895
PAXTON: Sorry... (CRYING)

2017
01:38:23,997 --> 01:38:25,997
You are here
because the ideas of others

2018
01:38:26,099 --> 01:38:28,067
have influenced every single
decision you've made

2019
01:38:28,169 --> 01:38:30,596
since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict

2020
01:38:30,698 --> 01:38:32,898
every decision you would make
tonight because of that.

2021
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,567
(WHIMPERING)

2022
01:38:35,642 --> 01:38:37,636
- (CRYING)
- (SHUSHING)

2023
01:38:40,878 --> 01:38:42,110
You have allowed them

2024
01:38:42,212 --> 01:38:44,315
to dictate
every decision of your life.

2025
01:38:44,417 --> 01:38:45,947
(CRYING)

2026
01:38:46,049 --> 01:38:49,788
They decide who you worship,

2027
01:38:49,890 --> 01:38:52,420
where you worship,
what you worship.

2028
01:38:52,522 --> 01:38:54,720
- (PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (SPRINKLER SPRAYING)

2029
01:38:54,822 --> 01:38:58,624
They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.

2030
01:38:59,795 --> 01:39:01,000
The what?

2031
01:39:02,570 --> 01:39:04,067
Your magic underwear.

2032
01:39:04,169 --> 01:39:05,431
- (SLASHING)
- (MR. REED SCREAMS, GURGLES)

2033
01:39:05,534 --> 01:39:07,600
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PAXTON PANTING)

2034
01:39:09,641 --> 01:39:11,945
(GROANING)

2035
01:39:14,811 --> 01:39:17,181
(SQUELCHING)

2036
01:39:18,011 --> 01:39:19,444
(PANTING)

2037
01:39:19,546 --> 01:39:21,350
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

2038
01:39:35,064 --> 01:39:37,399
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2039
01:39:43,938 --> 01:39:46,144
(PANTING)

2040
01:39:46,546 --> 01:39:48,377
(GRUNTING)

2041
01:39:52,045 --> 01:39:53,316
(GROANS)

2042
01:39:57,856 --> 01:40:00,092
(OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS)

2043
01:40:01,122 --> 01:40:02,457
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

2044
01:40:04,464 --> 01:40:06,197
(PANTING)

2045
01:40:08,767 --> 01:40:11,103
(DOOR CREAKING)

2046
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,210
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

2047
01:40:20,108 --> 01:40:21,447
(HEAVY BREATHING)

2048
01:40:21,549 --> 01:40:22,741
(DOOR CREAKING)

2049
01:40:26,586 --> 01:40:27,979
No... No...

2050
01:40:28,081 --> 01:40:29,048
No...

2051
01:40:29,150 --> 01:40:31,018
(HEAVY BREATHING)

2052
01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:32,487
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2053
01:40:38,799 --> 01:40:41,034
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2054
01:41:04,888 --> 01:41:06,785
(SQUELCHING)

2055
01:41:08,660 --> 01:41:10,089
(GASPS)

2056
01:41:10,191 --> 01:41:12,098
(PAXTON WHIMPERS)

2057
01:41:12,697 --> 01:41:14,534
(CLATTER)

2058
01:41:14,636 --> 01:41:16,465
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2059
01:41:17,330 --> 01:41:18,764
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

2060
01:41:22,537 --> 01:41:24,238
- (DOOR SLAMMING SHUT)
- (PAXTON GASPS)

2061
01:41:24,340 --> 01:41:26,640
- (PANTING)
- (MR. REED GROANING)

2062
01:41:33,884 --> 01:41:35,418
(WHEEZING)

2063
01:41:35,852 --> 01:41:36,817
(GROANS)

2064
01:41:36,919 --> 01:41:37,886
(LAUGHS)

2065
01:41:37,988 --> 01:41:39,457
(PAXTON WHIMPERING)

2066
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:40,555
(GROANING)

2067
01:41:41,288 --> 01:41:42,590
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

2068
01:41:43,731 --> 01:41:45,462
(GROANS, INHALES SHARPLY)

2069
01:41:45,964 --> 01:41:47,465
MR. REED: (WEAKLY) Pray...

2070
01:41:47,568 --> 01:41:48,662
(WHIMPERS)

2071
01:41:50,438 --> 01:41:51,401
Pray.

2072
01:41:52,199 --> 01:41:54,406
(WATER DRIPPING)

2073
01:41:54,509 --> 01:41:56,307
(WHIMPERS)

2074
01:41:58,073 --> 01:41:59,640
Pray for us.

2075
01:42:01,108 --> 01:42:02,544
(EXHALES)

2076
01:42:04,115 --> 01:42:05,979
Praying... (INHALES SHARPLY)

2077
01:42:06,081 --> 01:42:07,718
...doesn't work.

2078
01:42:07,820 --> 01:42:09,320
(BREATHING WEAKLY)

2079
01:42:10,955 --> 01:42:11,952
(PAINED BREATH)

2080
01:42:12,054 --> 01:42:13,819
(PAXTON PANTING)

2081
01:42:13,921 --> 01:42:17,394
Have you ever heard of
the great prayer experiment?

2082
01:42:19,226 --> 01:42:21,026
(GRUNTING)

2083
01:42:21,128 --> 01:42:23,133
(GROANS)

2084
01:42:23,235 --> 01:42:25,368
They divided patients
into groups.

2085
01:42:25,470 --> 01:42:29,142
Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.

2086
01:42:32,706 --> 01:42:35,346
The results of the study
were conclusive.

2087
01:42:35,814 --> 01:42:37,480
It doesn't work.

2088
01:42:38,313 --> 01:42:39,379
But I think it's beautiful

2089
01:42:39,481 --> 01:42:41,213
that we all pray
for each other...

2090
01:42:41,315 --> 01:42:42,581
(MR. REED GROANS)

2091
01:42:42,683 --> 01:42:44,955
...even though
we all probably know

2092
01:42:45,057 --> 01:42:46,885
it doesn't make a difference.

2093
01:42:47,826 --> 01:42:49,625
(WHEEZING)

2094
01:42:49,727 --> 01:42:53,397
It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.

2095
01:42:55,395 --> 01:42:56,796
Even if it's you.

2096
01:42:59,969 --> 01:43:01,240
(GROANS)

2097
01:43:02,941 --> 01:43:04,210
(BREATHING WEAKLY)

2098
01:43:06,677 --> 01:43:09,381
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PAXTON PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)

2099
01:43:10,051 --> 01:43:11,817
...I'm grateful
for all the trials

2100
01:43:11,919 --> 01:43:13,582
you've given me in my life.

2101
01:43:15,289 --> 01:43:18,184
And for your path
that you've laid out for me.

2102
01:43:18,286 --> 01:43:21,326
(WHEEZING) Quietly.

2103
01:43:26,899 --> 01:43:28,432
(MR. REED WHIMPERS)

2104
01:43:29,704 --> 01:43:30,530
(MR. REED WHEEZES)

2105
01:43:30,632 --> 01:43:32,466
(PAXTON CONTINUES
PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)

2106
01:43:32,568 --> 01:43:34,735
(DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

2107
01:43:47,854 --> 01:43:50,289
(INDISTINCT PRAYER)

2108
01:43:52,159 --> 01:43:53,157
- (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
- (SLASHING)

2109
01:43:53,259 --> 01:43:54,387
- (MR. REED GROANS, SCREAMS)
- (GASPS)

2110
01:43:54,489 --> 01:43:56,757
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2111
01:44:03,364 --> 01:44:05,799
(BREATH TREMBLING)

2112
01:44:08,371 --> 01:44:10,639
(SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2113
01:44:40,404 --> 01:44:42,803
(SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING)

2114
01:44:44,746 --> 01:44:46,939
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

2115
01:44:58,453 --> 01:45:00,656
(WATER DROPS PATTERING)

2116
01:45:03,159 --> 01:45:04,693
Goodbye, Sister.

2117
01:45:07,867 --> 01:45:08,862
(SNIFFLES)

2118
01:45:10,638 --> 01:45:11,636
(KISSES)

2119
01:45:11,738 --> 01:45:12,833
(SOBBING)

2120
01:45:13,567 --> 01:45:15,541
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2121
01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:18,069
(PANTING)

2122
01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:21,611
(WHIMPERS)

2123
01:45:31,155 --> 01:45:33,359
(CONTINUES PANTING)

2124
01:45:36,929 --> 01:45:38,023
(CREAKING)

2125
01:45:50,076 --> 01:45:52,103
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2126
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:01,552
(PANTING)

2127
01:46:24,946 --> 01:46:27,072
(DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES)

2128
01:46:28,411 --> 01:46:29,979
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

2129
01:46:30,081 --> 01:46:31,912
(WIND BLOWING)

2130
01:46:38,956 --> 01:46:41,460
<i>(KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR</i>
BY SOPHIE THATCHER PLAYING)

2131
01:46:59,874 --> 01:47:04,945
<i>♪ Mama take this badge
off me ♪</i>

2132
01:47:09,288 --> 01:47:14,658
<i>♪ I can't use it anymore ♪</i>

2133
01:47:18,696 --> 01:47:24,668
<i>♪ It's getting dark
too dark to see ♪</i>

2134
01:47:28,509 --> 01:47:34,744
<i>♪ I feel like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪</i>

2135
01:47:38,585 --> 01:47:44,050
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2136
01:47:48,122 --> 01:47:53,466
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2137
01:47:57,934 --> 01:48:03,509
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2138
01:48:07,746 --> 01:48:13,046
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2139
01:48:36,872 --> 01:48:42,108
<i>♪ Mama put my guns
in the ground ♪</i>

2140
01:48:46,650 --> 01:48:51,920
<i>♪ I can't shoot them anymore ♪</i>

2141
01:48:55,926 --> 01:49:01,831
<i>♪ That long black cloud
is comin' down ♪</i>

2142
01:49:05,936 --> 01:49:11,643
<i>♪ Feels like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪</i>

2143
01:49:15,814 --> 01:49:21,312
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2144
01:49:25,351 --> 01:49:30,794
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2145
01:49:35,328 --> 01:49:40,705
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>

2146
01:49:45,173 --> 01:49:50,682
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪</i>