We got to find Green, fast.
- We got to find and kill Green, fast. - Right.
Uh, I guess we'll just shove 'em in the trash chute
or chase 'em through the vents?
But I don't have squish bone syndrome like Lime!
- Wait! - You have squish bone syndrome?
No, Lime!
Lime built that weird gun!
It's just been sitting in the kitchen this whole time.
Cyan and Black were onto something.
Maybe Lime was, too!
- We've got an impostor to hunt. Oh. - Let's not die. Mm.
It's okay. We'll work on it. - Mm. Also valid.
- Yeah. Let's just go. - Yeah. Right. Uh... Oh. Go.
Let's see what this bad dog can do.
Huh. It doesn't do anything.
It just sprays water?
Why-why did Lime think it would...
Oh.
Welp.
Ugh.
Green left Brown's hand here.
It's holding something.
Salt?
Perfect. Except no cheese,
no sauce, no salt...
no salt... no salt...
no salt.
Ugh. It's disgusting!
Ho!
Guess we know what we got to do with that gun.
Sure do. But just in case I don't,
why don't you say it out loud?
We're putting salt water in the gun.
Okay!
Gun's ready to go. But, uh, now what?
One of us is gonna have to act as bait to draw them out.
When Green comes after me,
use this to take 'em down, okay?
What are you saying?
The eggs are in storage.
We know that's where Green is.
You make yourself scarce,
and hopefully Green won't be able to tell
we're up to something.
At-at least take some salt with you.
- That way-- - No.
I got to go in unarmed and unseasoned.
Green can't suspect a thing.
I can't let you do that, Purple. I can't.
You're the captain, Red.
You got to make sure all this wasn't in vain.
So I'll lure Green to the trash chute
and you come in and blast them with salt water
and we'll eject that alien into space.
Your cue will be me opening the trash chute.
Or when I come up with a good one-liner.
No. Just when I open the trash chute.
And if I don't make it out of this alive,
this is the reason I didn't see Black get killed.
I went back to get Heracles.
Make sure they get a proper burial.
Purple, wait.
Look, I, uh...
I'm sorry about what happened to Heracles.
You were right.
It wasn't their fault.
Their long poops didn't do anything.
You were, um...
right about a lot of things.
Thanks, Red.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Hey,
it's no biggie.
Uh...
Oh! Hey, Purps!
What are you doing?
Just stress testing
the important, valuable ore.
Like a good little unpaid intern, huh?
Oh! And also trying to crack open some more alien eggs.
But you probably knew that already.
You're the only smart crewmate left.
Honestly, I should've killed you first,
but you really helped me out,
casting all that suspicion on Red.
So you could've just been...
hatching babies out of the eggs this whole time?
No.
Well, yes.
Then why didn't you?
For someone I just called smart,
you sure are asking some un-smart questions.
I like to kill, and I hate competition.
Where's the fun in letting babies do all the work?
It's not like killing you all was hard.
Oh! I get it.
You must have been following Orange's orders.
Orange?
Orange couldn't kill a sunbaked worm.
Do you really think that idiot
had a single useful idea in their entire life?
Well, they obviously killed Blue.
Are you kidding me?
I killed Blue.
And White. And literally all the crewmates,
except for Lime, who Orange killed
right in front of God and everyone.
Look, you didn't know Orange very well, but I did,
and they were a total dumbass.
I don't believe you.
Seriously? You don't think Orange was a dumbass?
No. I don't believe that--
That it was so easy
for me to turn you all against each other?
GREEN/CYAN: None of you trusted each other to begin with.
It barely took any nudging at all.
You just couldn't wait
- to start pointing fingers. - Oh, no.
GREEN/BROWN/LIME: What are you even holding out for?
GREEN/BLUE: Maybe you do trust Red.
Think they're coming to save you?
You couldn't trust anyone.
That's why this all fell apart.
"You wanted this mission to fail."
You wanted Red to fail.
Come on, Purple.
Even if you manage to escape,
Red will just blame this whole catastrophe on you,
and MIRA will pin another stupid little medal
to Red's stupid little suit.
Right?
Fine.
But I have one last question.
Is that really how White sounded?
What?
I don't know. I just thought White sounded like...
Um, well, they didn't sound like that.
"What, you don't think this is right?"
I mean, you spent the most time with them,
so, uh, I expected something, like, a little more...
uh, nuanced?
GREEN [high-pitched voice]: What about this? Is this better?
Hmm. Nah. It's not entitled enough.
Oh, wait, wait. Let me just try one more.
I've failed upward my entire life.
That's my line!
Captain's kick, kick, kick!
You waited for the one-liner?
That was the plan!
♪ They'll find pieces of you scattered on the ground ♪
♪ I am the mad man in your dreams ♪
- ♪ Oh, we are the evil ones ♪ - H'yah!
♪ We need the planet to demonstrate...♪
- Nice kick. - Learned it from you.
Now, let's go get that salt-soaker back.
Let's do it.
Oh!
♪ Give into what you cannot fight...♪
No...!
Oh, right, it's just salt water.
Yeah, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
Now who's the smart one?
And hot.
Oh, come on!
I'm sorry.
I really valued our friendship. I'm so sorry.
Sorry!
I didn't mean it! I really liked what we had!
You can't hide from me!
Come on, come on, come on.
- Keep pumping it up. - But it won't shoot.
Just trust me.
What's wrong?
Scared 'cause your babies aren't around anymore?
Hey, shut up!
At least you're a better alien
than you were a janitor.
I was an unpaid intern!
Hmm. Is that salt?
Wow.
- Ew. Ew, ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew! - Ew, ew. Ew, ew, ew!
Well, glad that's over.
Wait. Uh, Purple, what about the shipment?
MIRA's gonna want to know what happened
to all their Ore-Plus Eggs.
Ah.
Well, I know you probably still want
to finish this mission so we'll...
Let's dump it all.
But the trash chute...
We'll open a bigger hole.
You know that this will...
Save our lives? Cost me my career?
Or will it just give a big middle finger to MIRA
for strapping us to a murder machine
so they can get a few more beans?
Red... I don't know what to say.
Then please shut up and let me be cool
for once in my damn life!
Ready to tear this mission a new one?
Thought you'd never ask.
So, MIRA's not gonna use aliens for fuel, right?
They've got to have some other plan for them.
I don't know.
They're gonna try to split us up
when we get to Industria.
Yeah, I know.
But, uh, I don't want to be...
I don't want us to not be friends again.
Um, are we friends?
I-I don't know.
Killing an alien together doesn't fix... everything.
But it's a pretty good start.
And we've still got a long trip to Industria.
How about "coworkers"?
I can do that.
What's this? A trust ball?
Ugh. My God, please don't.
Uh, this is what coworkers do.
Say a fun fact.
Okay, here it goes.
My fun fact is...
- my real name is Violet. - Really?
I-I changed it when I was in middle school.
You don't seem like a Violet.
An Indigo, maybe.
Oh, I had an Indigo phase... in college.
Didn't we all.
Well, um, my fun fact is that Cyan gave me a kiss
at the beginning of the mission,
and I've been really constipated ever since.
Huh. Are those related?
I don't know.
♪ Mm, look at us, all our friends are gone ♪
♪ We're the only ones not murdered by an alien ♪
♪ We got no one else, no one else to lean on ♪
♪ And I know, unsteady as I am ♪
♪ That I'm not who you plan to take a stand with ♪
♪ Never imagined when this all began ♪
♪ It would end here with us ♪
♪ But now everybody's dead ♪
♪ Everybody's dead ♪
♪ And I know this doesn't seem too smart ♪
♪ But we've got our salty hands and our two heavy hearts ♪
♪ There's nothing left but to restart ♪
♪ Now that the rest are gone ♪
♪ Because everybody's dead ♪
♪ Everybody's dead ♪
♪ But we're not dead ♪
- ♪ But we're not dead ♪ - ♪ But we're not dead ♪
- ♪ But we're not dead... ♪ - ♪ But we're not dead ♪
♪ But we're not dead ♪
♪ But we're not dead. ♪
Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.
Chirp.
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