All right, Honey.
That bank's got a rock-solid safe,
a rock-solid security system, and rock-solid guards.
The whole shebang. It's literally impenetrable.
Nobody's ever been able to break in.
Great, so how are we supposed to rob it?
Who knows! That's the challenge!
If we botch this like all the other idiots,
then we'll be stuck behind bars in no time.
So, Honey, how would you approach it?
Like, don't bother and just give up?
You're a smart cookie, Honey! That is an option.
But... that's not how I roll.
Present me with an impenetrable bank and I break into it.
Not for the money, of course.
But because it's never been done before.
Just think of the thrill.
You and I are going to make a laughing-stock of it.
I knew you weren't like all those other brainless dummies
out on the streets, Puddin'.
This is my kinda date!
Guess what?
I've found a way to crack it wide open.
And how's that?
It's simple, really...
Hard to believe they built all that in just one night.
Ugh! We're already short on time as it is!
They're gonna do every damn thing they can to stop us from resetting our bombs, huh?
Stupid jerks!
Well, it's working.
I really must hand it to them.
A stage like that would be suitable for something like
Beauty and the Beast, or maybe even-
Our friggin' heads are gonna go flying in a few hours.
Get serious!
Aw. Me need those.
Take a good look.
They've got those damn elves all over the place.
There's no way in.
Yeah, this is gonna be a pain in the ass.
We're going to get caught if we just rush in there without a good plan.
So, listen up, nobody better jump the gun this time!
Clayface, can you make a map?
That's a silly question. Who do you think you're talking to?
Behold!
I'll be damned!
Okay.
From what I could see, there are soldiers posted from here to here.
And they're lined up side by side with no space to sneak through.
Oh? Your precision is impressive.
Soldiers are trained to be precise, no matter...
- Hey, don't pretend you know me. - how crooked they become later.
I was crooked before I joined the military.
I bet.
What's the matter?
Look over there!
Oh, it's her. The bitch who helped Ratcatcher.
I had heard she was leading their group, but I still can't believe it.
Things just got a whole lot tougher.
We can't kill that egghead without luring her away from him first.
Then why don't we just beat the hell out of the mad scientist
and that sword whore at the same time?
Two shitty birds with one stone!
Plus, I can get my revenge! It's the perfect plan!
If only it were that simple.
Jeez! What do you want?!
Me want see too.
Seriously, you guys?
So, how exactly are we gonna break into the impenetrable fortress?
Based on what he said last time, all of the soldiers' brains are connected.
Although, normally, the strain from that should have fried their brains to a crisp.
His "Thinking Cap" is what makes it possible.
Which means we need to find a way to get it off him.
Impregnable, impregnable...
Hey, I've got it!
So this one time, Puddin' and I robbed a bank.
And cracked a safe that was kept under super tough security.
Can you guess how we did it?
What is this? Bragging time?
You figured it out with skills that you accumulated in a training montage?
Like how it goes in the comics.
Hey! I'm being serious here!
Anyways, the point is that the safe, the security system,
and the guards aren't even important!
It's the people who matter.
So all we gotta do is threaten the guy who has the keys.
In other words...
Very nice.
Now we have the last piece of the puzzle.
Why didn't I think of that myself?
I absolutely hate that smirk on your face, but it does get me excited!
Here's how this is gonna go.
For starters,
Harley, King Shark, Clayface, and I will approach the fortress from the back.
For crying out loud! This is humiliating!
- Keep it down! - I'm not a toy, dammit!
How dare you do this to-
You better not mess this up.
Break a leg out there, Nana. Oh, and remember not to eat this guy.
He clay. Not eat 'cause taste bad.
Me carry him. Do good job.
Listen here, Nanaue!
I'm going to tell you one last time!
- What? - W-well...
Water is bad for me!
Clay may be wet, but it's not water!
So don't soak me in the water!
No matter what!
Are we clear?!
Got it.
Me dive now, okay?
Son of a bitch!
Did you hear a word I said?!
Hey, stop! Dammit!
Hopefully there'll still be some of him left.
- Bye-bye. - Let's move.
While King Shark takes Clayface over to the fortress
Colonel Flag and Deadshot will head for the front gate
and wait for the signal.
After you see the signal,
Colonel Flag will attack and lure the elves to the hut located here.
You don't want me to attack?
No, Deadshot.
We need you to keep an eye on what's happening inside the fortress.
Take command of the infiltration team.
Make sure they don't get caught.
You're not the boss of me, jackass!
So, when's this signal coming?
Uh, actually... did we even decide what the signal would be?
- Go now! - What?!
That was the signal! Move your ass!
Aw jeez!
Come and get it! I'm over here!
I'm enjoying the hell outta this.
All right.
Time to get started!
It's about time.
Go ahead and try whatever strategy you want.
This fortress will never fall.
So, will you attack me with numbers? Or weapons?
Or perhaps some sort of new metahuman power?
Summon her! There's work to do!
You're next, Clayface.
After you hear the signal, start working your magic.
H-hey there...
You needed me for something?
Ah, yes... that's right!
Then get to the point.
The point?
Uh, well, you see...
I wanted to have a discussion with you regarding the brain's structure.
Will you join me over in that lab?
There's something I would like to show you.
You could stand to benefit from ruminating about intelligence once in a while.
Because spending too much time staring at
- Clayface will transform himself into - your sword will turn your brain to metal.
Thinker and keep Katana distracted,
while Harley and I kidnap one of the elves to imprison in the hut.
How are we going to lure one in?
I'll disguise myself as an elf. Should be simple.
Huh?
Real friggin' funny. You can't seriously think-
Whoa! THAT's what you look like?!
See? They'll never catch on.
Wait, hold on. Go take a good look in the mirror, pal.
'Cause there's no way in hell a buff mofo like you can pass for an elf!
Oh, come on...
Somebody wake Nanaue up! Change of plans!
I see.
So this is the telepathy device, huh?
I've heard all your brains are connected as a single unit.
That makes you easy to command. The perfect army.
But I'm curious!
Do all of you...
have enough integrity not to crack under intense pain and fear?
Nana, don't eat him! Stop it!
What are you fools doing?!
Go to the soldier whose frequency is the most out of whack!
Time to kick some ass, Nana.
Yeah.
Seems like everything's going smoothly.
Keep it coming, suckers!
There's the signal.
Nana! Arty! Play nice, okay?
Brainless fools! What are they doing?!
There's no army waiting to ambush us outside the fortress,
and no magical weapons from the Kingdom!
Not even a new metahuman power!
So, what the hell are they up to?!
Hi there, Mr. Egghead!
Is that outfit trendy over in the Empire or what?
It's you...
'Cause it looks like total shit to me.
Well, now. This is amusing.
Your plan is so utterly idiotic I never bothered to consider it a possibility.
I guess I overestimated you a little too much.
Sounds to me like you're just butthurt because you couldn't
find a way to cheat and win.
Where is Katana?
She's not coming.
'Cause we've got you keeping her busy.
The one time I need her and she's useless.
Enough chit-chat.
We gotta settle this shit fast.
'Cause nobody wants their head going kablooey!
Ready for the pain?
Ow! Hey!
Stop predicting all my moves! How am I supposed to hit you?!
You simple-minded fool. I'm not just going to let you hit me.
Screw it!
Eh?
Look at all the birdies!
Heh. How dumb can you get?
Look at that big-ass head!
You intentionally took a hit to the head so I can't read what you're thinking.
But that only works on a surface level.
I can always just dive deeper into your head!
Go ahead and try!
Scramble my brain like you did to everybody else!
Stupid bitch!
You're going to regret this!
So, these are Harley Quinn's...
No, Harleen Quinzel's memories?
She was a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum
with a bright future ahead of her, but then...
Hey, Doctor.
Got a question for ya.
If you really love me, would you die for me?
C'mon. Prove it.
Fall down and swear an eternal oath to me.
Harley?!
Oh, don't have a fit.
You'll be okay as long as you love Puddin'.
- Ain't that right? - What's going on?
How are you doing this?! It shouldn't be possible!
So, which side are you on?
We'll find out once he takes the fall.
- Do it! - Wait!
Wait! Please don't!
NO!
Did you have a nice dream?
It over now?
Hot damn! Look at this bloodbath.
What are you giving me that look for?
You knew this was the plan all along.
Guess I can't complain about being labeled a villain now.
Let's get going.
We don't have much longer until the bombs go off.
Now you show up?
For the guy known as being the "smartest" man in the world...
you didn't amount to very much.
Ugh, I'm soaked to the bone.
What the hell?
Aren't you on the same side?!
He was only worth keeping around for his cap.
So this is perfect.
I'll give you credit.
That was a pretty good plan.
Clay!
Not again!
This bitch really pisses me off!
Hey, Clay!
You gonna sit there like sludge or what?
I can't proclaim to be a gentleman if I don't step up...
when a lady needs me!
Wow! So, you do have a face under there.
You're a fascinating woman...
Harley.
Well, thanks.
Not so fast!
That jerk!
Stop!
Chasing them now would be a waste of energy.
We'll have to get our revenge another day.
It sucks that she got away, but at least we still have our heads.
Oh, yeah! I totally forgot about that! Lucky us!
I'm friggin' sick and tired
of having to rush all the time 'cause of these stupid bombs.
Can't you do something about 'em?
Don't look at me. It's out of my hands.
Shit.
All right.
Time for us to report the good news.
Report?
To who? And how?
Keep it up, Arty! You're almost there!
Wow! Way to go, Arty!
A round of applause!
Pretty good work for his first mission.
What did you say?!
Well, um...
one of the Empire's generals and his elf forces that established a new fortress...
have all been defeated per a report.
That escaped gang of hooligans from the other world
were apparently responsible for it.
Cecil!
Dispatch our troops!
Bring those bastards here to the castle!
And cut their heads off if they try to resist!
- Y-yes, Your Majesty. - Y-yes, Your Majesty.
Mother...?