Is this really the proper path for a knight such as I?
What's that noise?
I'll go check it out.
You bastard.
I still haven't gotten the hang of using this thing.
What do you think?
Does it look good on me?
What are you doing, Minister?!
This is blatant treason!
Treason?
Oh, please!
It's comical how ignorant you are.
I'm merely fulfilling my duty as a minister of the Kingdom.
Because these are Her Majesty's orders!
What about the princess?
She better be safe!
The princess is the least of your worries.
All these colors are tacky.
Where is my mother?
What have you done to her?!
I disposed of her.
But why?
The more deaths there are, the more my powers return to me.
Thus I set out to instigate war between the Kingdom and the Empire
and cause countless deaths.
Borrowing your mother's appearance made it quite simple.
Did you really think you could kill me with this?
The sacred sword your people once used to rob me of my powers
is stuck inside that shark's belly.
There is no one who can stand in my way now.
You were always such a good girl.
An obedient little puppet who didn't even realize that her mother was an imposter.
It's a pity to lose you.
Are you okay, Princess Fione?
I'm fine.
Damn imposter.
Who the hell are you?!
I suppose there's no need to stay hidden any longer.
Let me show you!
The Undead King?! That means...
This war was all your doing?!
Such a sharp mind.
That's right.
Your fiancee lost her life in all the fighting, didn't she?
You should feel honored.
That pathetic maggot didn't fall for my bait, huh?
My deepest apologies! I'm afraid they've escaped.
Then find and dispose of them.
I am going to steep the royal capital in death.
Mother...
You must be strong!
You're the Kingdom's only hope now!
But...
They're in here! Hurry and get them!
Come, we must make haste!
Don't make me laugh.
If you're so afraid of disobeying mommy,
then why don't you be her little puppet forever?
The look on my face really is pathetic...
Princess?
Break it down!
Huh?
Just surrender, Princess.
You can run, but you can't hide.
I've been holding back for so long.
Because I was convinced it was what my mother and our subjects needed from me.
But that was wrong.
This is my life.
My happiness is what matters most.
And so...
What are you muttering about?
Take pride in this moment.
Because you, dear Princess,
are going to sacrifice your life for the sake of our kingdom!
I'm fucking done holding back!
Huh? What?
"For the sake of the kingdom"?!
Get out of here with that shit!
Take this! You stupid asshole!
Um... Princess?
Cecil!
Y-yes?
Time to fight back!
Rally together everyone who isn't undead yet.
We'll attack them head on!
Right!
I didn't realize that she had so much pent-up stress...
It's the undead! Run!
These screams are music to my ears.
Beautiful.
Cower in fear at the world of death, lowly humans.
You have all spent your lives revering an unworthy queen.
And now you shall die for it.
You can do nothing except curse the hand that fate has dealt you.
That's not true!
Listen to me! You mustn't be afraid!
Don't let yourself become numb with fear and despair,
because that's exactly what she wants!
Rest assured.
Those of us at the castle will fight!
So come to the castle!
I am not going to hold back any longer!
So the puppet thinks it can defy me?
Too bad!
Oh, no, the castle!
Well, if it ain't the princess!
She's gonna make for a real special dinner!
Jackass!
Where the hell'd you come from?!
Not Harley! You no eat her!
Get bent!
Take this!
Oh, no!
Mr. Fish!
Harley?
No!
Who that?
What should I do?
You won't get any stronger from changing your makeup.
The castle will collapse soon.
Don't you see there's absolutely nothing that you can do?
Well, it's good that I'm not alone, then.
What?
Guess who's here? You little skeleton bitch.
You fools interfere with my plans at every turn!
Shit.
Talk about a chaotic mess.
It's like Armageddon and doomsday are happening at the same time.
Hey, when the hell did the princess go off the deep end?
Teenage rebellion much?
Hey, does anybody have a mirror?
Does my hair look okay?
Great, she's using Harley as a role model.
The education system has clearly failed her.
Well, I hope the transition is only on the outside.
Let's hurry and take care of this mess before the world ends.
Cuz I'm not busting my ass for nothing.
All we gotta do is defeat the boss bitch up there, right?
That's a fair bet.
Look.
It's Nana!
Huh? Looks like he's in trouble.
What are we gonna do?
Our first order of business should be saving Princess Fione.
Let's split into two groups.
Ah yes, the "rescue the princess trapped in a castle" routine never gets old.
Then you're in charge of that.
Cuz I'm going zombie hunting.
Me too! I freakin' love zombies!
That settles it.
Harley.
Take this.
What's this?
A walkie-talkie.
I only have one pair.
Let me know if something happens.
Oh, yeah, this thing!
Wait a minute.
Have you been holding out on any other goodies like this?
Nope.
Good.
A'ight!
Let's kick some ass!
Annoying insects.
Enchantress!
Don't give me that look.
You know what will happen if you fail to obey me.
I figured I'd get another shot at you.
Time for some sweet revenge.
Cecil. Please go and assist them.
But...
Please.
You and those people are the only ones left who can save the Kingdom.
I'll do what I can to help, too.
Very well.
Please stay safe, Princess Fione.
I will. You too.
Hot damn!
Having a front row seat to the zombie apocalypse is a dream come true!
Whaddya think?
I call it the "Anemone of Death!"
Quit screwing around and fight!
How dare you!
I'm putting on an Oscar-worthy performance here!
Oh, come on. It's a Razzie at best.
What?!
Damn, our boy is losing his fight.
You handle things here.
Sure. Go give him a hand.
And in the meantime...
Looks like Colonel Flag and I get to have a showdown with the blade maiden.
You can survive a sword slash or two.
So I say you take her.
Seems like it's our destiny to fight each other.
Damn it! What the hell's with this guy?!
Me not lose!
Hell yeah! Now send him flying!
Nice one, sea leviathan.
You're the best brother a croc could ask for!
Eat shit, finhead.
You need somebody watching your back if you wanna mess with us!
He does!
Huh?
America, motherfuckers!
All we're doing is running away!
What else can we do?!
One hit from those things and we'll be joining the friggin' zombies!
Screw it!
Wait!
Hey! Why don't you stop being a coward?
Get your ass down here!
Are you sure you have time to chat?
Run, Harley!
Oh, shit.
Clayface!
Why aren't you finishing him off?
Hey, jackass! Are you trying to get me killed or what?!
Wait! Why are you leaving now?
That's not how this scene works!
Hey!
- Hold on! - Huh?
Wait, Clayface!
What?
Whoa. I'm still alive?
Yeah.
What the hell is that?
Arty?
Is that you, boy?!
Arty!
Seriously?
- How does anything grow that huge so fast? - You've gotten so big!
- Did he molt or something? - Who's a good boy?
Shucks, you came to save mommy, huh?
She can block our bullets and dodge friggin' fire!
This is getting us nowhere!
Check out this bone!
It's so easy to smack them around with! See?!
Will you just use your brain for once?
Huh?!
I am, thank you very much!
Like, it's easy to understand. None of our normal attacks work, so...
Gimme time to think, dammit!
Maybe...
Hey, what is that?
Huh?
Didn'tcha know that implants can make your boobs glow?
Not that I have any.
Who cares!
Oh. It's this thing.
What's with that gem?
Why's it glowing?
I know!
It's magic!
Huh?
Don't start talking like that friggin' hack of an actor-
No, I'm serious!
It really is magic! I know this feeling!
Hey!
Just watch this!
Look out, Arty!
That's never going to work on me, you know!
Bang!
What the?!
How dare you!
Guess I'm just in the way, huh?
Dammit! This shit never ends!
No way I'm dying here!
Yeehaw!
Aw jeez! No! No! No!
Watch it, you idiot!
I thought you'd be dead by now.
Gee, thanks, you trigger happy maniac!
That's a pretty crazy outfit you've got on.
Don't make fun of it.
This is the armor of a legendary hero that's been infused with magic.
So, how'd you like those bad boys?
Well, they're not bad.
I'll have to teach you how to aim properly when this is over.
You're gonna kill one of us shooting like that.
So hey, what's your goal here?
Nothing.
Quit lying.
Something seemed off between you and that skeleton bitch.
Plus, using all this magic made me realize something.
You're the one who stopped those bullets that one time.
Isn't that right?
Now that's an expression I've seen before...
Ah!
It's how people look whenever Puddin's holding something of theirs hostage!
Bingo!
That looks familiar. Isn't that the dragon from before?
Hey! Look over there.
Doesn't she look a lot like Enchantress?
Whenever a character with the same face as another appears,
there's always a good plot reason for it!
I knew I was destined for this!
I'm about to bask in the spotlight, baby!