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A woman's love has a hidden superpower,
not the kind that makes you carry a fridge out of a burning house,
but a power that makes you fire-proof.
When a man's love begins to fade,
a woman's power gives it a spring.
When a woman loves someone more than she should,
that love is on the road to ruin.
Our final thought before we die is the most crucial.
BRITNEY MASSAGE PARLOR
Please turn on the taillights for me.
I'm underexposed.
My goodness!
People care for nothing but "likes".
Sati!
Help!
Sati!
Don't die!
Help, please. Please help him.
Hold on.
Koi.
Yes?
Before I die, there's something I want to do.
What is it?
- Please help me. - Yes.
Now, girls. Dancing Angels.
Our family loves surprises.
We've surprised one another since day one.
They named me "Namo",
because my mother chanted to Buddha during a pregnancy test.
Namo, give me a hand.
Mom!
MOMMY'S CAKE RECIPE
Why do I have to learn this?
I'm fine with you making it for me.
So you two are a couple now?
Huh?
You're going to sleep over at your friend's.
Know anything about protection?
You spied on my computer again?
This is my mom, Meta.
In her hand is the biggest guilt of her life.
No wonder they say, "Have mom only when ready".
I'm open about this.
I'll ask if I have a question.
I'm happy you're a good girl.
- One-- - Please, Mom.
One day when you're in love with someone.
Remember this.
In a relationship,
there's always one person who loves more,
because that person forgets to love themselves.
Promise me you won't be like that.
Mom, what're you talking about?
I just turned 15 today.
In case you forgot.
Well, I've waited until you turned 15.
I'm leaving your father.
Mom, I'm happy for you.
Awesome!
I've got a job at a hotel in Bali.
Voila!
I found an international school for you there.
When things settle down, I'll send you a plane ticket.
Never once do my parents leave me out of their problems.
Thank you, gods.
But you've got my prayer wrong.
I'd prayed for that jerk to leave.
Not Mom.
You heard it right.
That jerk is Dad.
Go easy on it.
I'll miss you every day.
You can call me anytime.
Your dad and I may no longer be together,
but he still loves you…
in his own way.
It's weird.
Instead of feeling sad,
I feel relieved.
What?
We've actually spent our entire quota for surprises.
But someone is cheating.
I'm here. Where are you guys?
Okay, see ya.
This is Uncle Peace.
Our hotshot fitness trainer who runs the page "Goddamn Coach".
He's the jerk's half-brother, but he's on our team.
Stretch your left arm.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in.
Good job.
At this point, the patient suffers a concussion.
He has bruises and swelling.
Please sign the consent form.
Good afternoon.
I'm Pol. Lt. Ornprapan, in charge of this case.
These are Mr. Sati's belongings found at the scene.
This case isn't complicated.
Also, there's CCTV footage.
Here.
The jerk did it again.
Got a lawyer? I can recommend one.
We're good. Thank you.
Hey.
He'll get an infection!
A monk gave me holy mineral water.
It works better than saline.
It's been a week. He's still not awake.
Your father is a sleepyhead.
I'm going home.
Bye, Mom.
Bye, Uncle.
Get well soon, Mr. Sati.
Wakey, wakey.
Can you fight it?
Right, a song is all he needs.
Your favorite rocker told you to wake up.
Come on.
My niece has been missing my class…
NAKROB HAS SENT A VIDEO
From Nakrob?
Is that a man or a jackhammer?
- Wake the fuck up! - Calm down.
- Wake up! - Nurse!
- Gosh! - You can't do this.
- Now! - Nurse!
Come on!
Water.
Where am I?
Disneyland.
Not funny.
Sati.
Who am I?
Sati.
Who are you?
Who's this guy?
Who?
He's Pong!
You love him. Don't you remember him?
She's a sex kitten…
She's the sexy devil.
She eats…
Yes!
Eats what? Finish the verse.
Eats mussel?
No!
Eats what?
Eats marmalade?
What the fuck's wrong with you? Huh?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
You can't do this to me!
Are you pranking me?
The doctor said Dad's lost his long-term memory.
It's called Retrograde Amnesia.
Found in most patients with memory loss.
Popular shit!
He forgets everything before the accident,
but he still can read,
write, eat,
and function in his daily life.
His long-term memory will gradually return in three to six months.
Worst case. Maybe a year for the memory to return.
So? Enjoying this?
Don't jump yet.
I need two more shots.
Bitch.
Your dad is such a diehard.
Like he knew your mom was leaving him.
He's my idol.
Seriously, I'm kinda sick of my mom too.
She doesn't care about my feelings.
Who'd want to live in Bali?
Sure you wouldn't.
Your bestie is right here!
I meant me. Me!
Hey!
Don't you dare.
I won't let you sick our fake platonic love.
My instagram is getting more followers because of it.
Platonic or pariah?
Come on.
I'm joking. Actually you and him are fit together.
I'm too hot for you, anyway.
Let's go home.
We ran out of things to do.
I need Somtam.
Again?
I've been preparing for this job. Something like this doesn't come often.
They've given me two more weeks.
Well, he's your brother.
Whoa.
He's your husband too. Bitch.
Right.
Don't tell him I'm his wife.
What?
Meta.
Hi, Miss Meta.
Remember me?
Last time we met, you threw your iced latte in my face.
You got it wrong.
It was iced Americano.
She came for counseling and went AWOL.
Anyway, I need to talk to Mr. Sati's wife.
Wife?
Gender is fluid, you know.
And then Mom decided that
being his sister is easier than being his wife.
She pulls the biggest prank on him, ever.
It's okay. Don't rush.
This is our house.
All three of us siblings.
Our parents live far away.
They are farmers in Ranong.
"Thailand's isthmus,
full of grassy mountains,
sweet cashew nuts, and mineral springs."
That's our province, Ranong.
Who's that?
Hey.
Do you see a girl over there?
She's our maid.
She works here and goes to a non-formal school.
She's good.
Auntie Toi asked us to take her in.
She's her niece.
Girl,
get up.
We treat people equally here.
Khin.
Ma-khin.
Get us one more spoon.
This is… a giant river prawn.
Here, it's called prawn fat.
Super-tasty. But you can't have it.
High cholesterol. Doctor's order.
Allah will deduct your points.
You're a Muslim.
You can't eat pork.
Ma-khin, I've told you many times to cook something he can eat.
Yes, madam.
Oh, you're done?
Time for an Islamic prayer.
Tell your mom to cut him some slack.
Compared to when he drugged madam and her daughter to sleep,
this is nothing.
Method acting!
Whoa!
Go wash dishes then, Ma-khin the maid.
My lips feel weird.
Ouch.
Shit.
Whoa.
Shit.
My oh my!
Take this pill.
Why didn't you tell me?
Then you wouldn't have eaten anything.
Here.
For your allergy.
Just take it.
Come on.
You sure?
Let me take a look at my own house, okay?
Gosh!
Am I dead already?
Ma-khin.
Did you see that?
Dad, you'll have to drive me to school tomorrow.
Dad?
What time?
6:30 a.m.
Don't worry.
If I can't, Mom'll drive you, right?
Mom?
It's Father's Day! Miss Pam will demerit me.
Okay. Wake me up at 5:00.
Teacher Pam, here I come!
Can't you at least make an effort for our daughter?
Why did you do a drinking challenge with your office boys?
It's nothing.
I won't do it again.
Look.
You know,
I saw our daughter's tattoo.
Think about it.
She's only in grade 7 and she had the nerve to do it.
What are we gonna do?
- Are you even listening? - I am.
So, you discipline her this time.
I've reached my quota limit.
- She won't listen to me. - Okay, okay.
Come on.
What are you doing?
You stink of booze.
Sleep on the couch tonight.
And fold the blanket when you wake up.
Or it'll become your death shroud.
Come on.
Don't go.
What?
You're laughing? Huh?
Let me take your photo.
These are Nakrob and Jensanam.
See for yourself.
Are you stupid?
I told you not to show your face here.
See, we're in disguise.
There's papers to be signed.
You must do it on his behalf.
Couldn't you send a messenger?
This one is confidential.
Can't take any risk.
Sis Meta.
How's Sati doing?
Mind your own business.
Done.
I also need a copy of his ID.
He's lost it. He has to get a new one.
One of his girls stole his wallet. Ask them.
Meta.
WIFE'S TURF
Number 226,
please go to counter…
Look.
Did you take your medicine, master?
Mr. Sati.
Please come in.
Hi!
Look at the camera. Smile a little.
It's you.
Again.
Oh, hi!
Shut up. You're messing with me?
I'm just being polite.
Chop chop. Look at the camera.
Three… two…
One.
Number 129,
please come to counter no. 25.
Number 130
to number 134.
…please come to counter no. 16.
We can just buy them in Japan.
It's 10 Celsius outside Narita airport. I've checked.
I should keep myself occupied.
So you won't accuse me of being neurotic.
Let's make another baby then.
You're nuts.
Mr. Sati.
Yes.
Damn.
He changed his password.
Wow.
Three… Two…
Nice.
Not nice. Let me adjust the light.
Take it yourself then.
Hmm.
Your radiance expired right after the soda ad you shot when you were 16.
You're my big fan, huh?
Hurry up. People are waiting.
- Move. - Can I wear sunglasses?
Hey!
Are you in a trance?
Snap out of it.
Can we do it again?
Gosh!
- I knew it! - Calm down.
Don't worry.
You're still handsome.
Year after year.
He's a pain in the ass.
Sweetie,
I think I can go back in time when I take photos.
Yesterday when I took a picture of our cat,
I saw that day I took…
Mr. Sati.
Be right back.
Nutcase.
He'll do this all day.
Security! Code Red!
Dad…
Untie me.
Let me go.
Now. Let me go.
Hey.
Let me go!
Do you hear me?
I said let me go!
What?
Look, we're siblings.
Be nice to each other.
Dad said he could recall his memory
from old photos. So he forced us to take a picture.
Let me process what you just said.
Was he hallucinating?
Google said it's possible.
He already knew everything?
I saw you steal my money.
When?
Fine.
But that wasn't stealing.
It was saving.
The school's fees are pricey.
Round 2.
At least what I saw was real.
What're you hiding? Why won't you let me take a photo?
Are you a gang of hustlers?
Bastards, what do you want?
Why did you pretend to be my sister?
And…
I saw a guy giving you flowers this morning.
You're cheating on him?
Cheating, my ass!
I almost died from food allergy.
When I woke up, you were strangling me.
Maybe…
it wasn't even an accident.
What do we do?
My brother is now mentally handicapped.
Just let him take your picture.
All right, I'm hiding something.
Mom!
I'm leaving…
you.
Hey! Sati!
Where are you?
Sati!
Sati! Can we have a selfie?
- Please, just one pic. - No, no.
What arrogance.
Meta, come get your husband.
Is he on a bad trip?
He looks like a lunatic.
He believes his memory will return
when he's triggered by photos with the same composition.
He acts strange…
The doctor explained that the human memory is a great mystery.
Dad is a photographer.
So he has a special connection with photos.
The act of taking photos gives him a permanent memory.
For real.
And he sees his double
just like when we see a flashback of our past.
The doctor thinks it's best to use this as part of his memory rehabilitation.
But Mom doubts it.
No!
Please, not this one.
Why not? It's cute.
All right, let's try another photo.
Which one?
YOU AND ME
I used to be so good-looking I was on magazine covers?
That's why they asked me for a selfie.
They must've thought I was so stuck-up.
So which photo do you want to re-enact?
WELCOME BABY
Let's start with this one.
I want to get to know you from the very start.
Where will I find that haute-couture dress now?
Blockhead!
No way I'll pay a few thousands just to indulge your husband's fantasy.
What the hell are we doing?
Nothing?
I'm out.
Hold on. One more time.
What's wrong?
Peace, you looked at the camera. In the original you didn't.
What were you looking at?
I…
Let's try again.
Sorry.
My baby, don't cry.
Looking for food?
What're you wearing?
You'll scare my daughter.
Shut up.
I paid a lot at the rental shop.
You said Disney theme for baby shower. And look at you two!
We don't even have time to sleep.
You know, she was taking a dump and the baby started crying.
She had to ass-suck it back inside. It's still there.
It came out just now.
A whole foot long.
I'm happy for you, babe.
Gross!
When in love, fart is flower, shit is diamond.
When will Mother come?
Next week.
Pay if off in five years, will you?
I'm on it.
I owe my mother-in-law a lot, including this big house.
- What? - Take her.
I will be right back.
No, no, don't cry.
What for?
- For whatever. - No. Keep it.
Take it.
No.
You look pathetic.
She's not Annabelle.
Make room for me in the middle.
That's it.
Shit!
Kwanjai.
Where are you going?
To… sleep in your mom's room.
The couch hurts my back.
You sure I always slept there?
Not a good idea.
Mom won't like it. You've been sleeping on a couch for few years.
Really?
Come on, I don't want to sleep there.
Your bed looks comfy.
Maybe I can sleep in your room?
If I were you,
I'd take my revenge tonight.
Oh, did I wake you?
Sorry.
The couch was torturing me.
Let me sleep with you, babe.
What did you just call me?
Babe.
Why?
What's with the goosebumps?
I'm cold.
But you're turning the A/C down.
Are you hurt?
Hey, did I take advantage of her?
She resisted a little. Then she went with the flow.
Did I take advantage of him?
But it was so unlike him.
You think?
So,
did I just take a lover?
I cheated on my husband with my husband?
Geez.
Where's my pride? I used to hate him for everything.
Honey, why don't we re-enact the photos of when we were dating?
So we won't be as awkward.
It's…
year 2011.
What about it?
The year of the big flood.
I'm not sure if there's any photos left.
I'll look them up.
Or I can just describe them to you.
You're not gonna pull my legs again, are you?
You'll leave in a few weeks.
Do you know anything about protection?
Namo.
We just…
held hands in bed.
Believe your mom.
Besides, it's an R-rated matter, kids not allowed.
Hey.
Mom, so is it an R-rated matter now?
I'm… I'm so confused.
I'm off.
Hey. Have breakfast first.
I'm not hungry.
Wait.
Listen, you talk trash to me, I don't mind.
But you have to be nice to Mom.
Got it?
Yes, sir.
You're a Catholic today?
Bye, kiddo.
I'll take it out.
Oh, and give me some money.
I'll go buy a new bulb.
There's a shop nearby.
Would you like to give a statement?
It's a long story.
Bitch, I love tabloid gossip.
But I don't wanna hear about your parents' sex life.
Oh, that's cute.
Take a picture for me.
Anyway, you're being ungrateful.
They've made up, so you should be happy.
No.
Give it a month. He'll show his true colors.
Women are too damn soft. So lame.
Just press it repeatedly.
I'll keep moving.
Make my legs look longer.
This way.
- I'll do that catwalk thing. - Okay.
Autta.
Shit!
Is he stalking us?
Hi.
Check it out.
What a coincidence.
Hot, right?
Have a break.
Excuse me.
There are two of us here. Why only her?
Only one left.
Shit!
Your photos suck!
I thought your dad was a photographer!
My eyes are swollen. My face's gigantic!
Or maybe…
I have a thyroid problem.
Don't blame me.
You're eating too much anchovy.
It makes your face huge.
Dark Ages!
- Let me do it. - Almost forgot.
My mom said to have your dad eat this ginseng.
It'll help him regain his memory faster.
- She said-- - Hey,
I've got an idea.
If I can trigger my dad's dark period
he'll go back to becoming the big jerk.
And?
They will hate each other again.
- So… - I…
I should let him do it.
Bye.
Whatever.
You already planned everything.
I'm so redundant.
Damn.
I feel sorry for him.
Dork.
Out to see my colleagues. Don't worry. Namo's taking me - Sati
MOM
Yo, wassup!
My voice is credible?
I'm Nakrob, your rad friend.
Dickhead!
Okay, leave it to me.
I know what you're trying to do.
Clean out all the photos.
Or my gym rats will beat you up.
- Burn nude photos if you must. - What the fuck is this?
I said I didn't call him!
Stop scratching your balls and get your ass over here, bumfodder!
Okay, I'll be there.
Jackass!
Five, six, seven, eight.
At ease.
Move a little.
Now lie down.
Take it easy.
Hello.
Hi.
Namo! Sweetie!
How do I start?
I'm Nakrob Chanarat.
Your company shares are still intact.
So is your membership at The Erotic Rabbit.
We keep rabbits here?
Bye-bye.
How are you?
I missed you so much!
He's Jensanam.
Our best retoucher.
Whoa.
That is Joy. She's a producer.
Without her, our office would've already gone kaput.
Our lives are impossible without women.
This is Auntie Sri.
She's a maid and undertaker.
She collects your ass when you're plastered.
We have a studio for rental.
Photography mostly.
I do fashion and product packaging.
You do portrait and landscape.
Your office.
There were too many photos here.
I took everything out to make sure.
You're a minimalist.
Make yourself comfortable.
Sit down.
Hey.
Hey!
How're you doing?
Yeah.
Come on. Don't be a stranger.
What the fuck do you want?
Bro.
Cool it, Ray.
My friend's cuckoo.
He had an accident and lost his memory.
Joy, take Ray to the dressing room.
This way.
Maybe he's too busy to talk to you.
More like he despises you.
Why do you think he's your pal?
We were on a magazine cover together.
My brother told me…
Shit!
My family's been acting weird.
Exactly.
- They're hiding something. - Sure.
Look.
Do me a favor.
I have this superpower.
A magical power derived from photography.
I sound like an idiot.
Forget it.
We're fucked.
Remember that day…
when we pissed into the sacred carp pond outside?
Sati started babbling some shit that day.
- I heard that. - Oh.
Fine, you don't have to believe me.
I know it sounds preposterous.
So, drive me home. What am I doing here anyway?
Hey!
I believe you.
A magical power derived from photography.
So you believe me all of a sudden?
Dude!
To believe or not to believe, that is the question!
You know what?
My superpower is…
I was born to support my friend all the way to hell.
So what do you want me to do?
Put them down.
Ready, Ray?
Go ahead.
Fantastic. Cool.
What did you do to him?
Sleeping pills. Can knock out an elephant.
Good, Ray. Good.
Fantastic.
Cool.
Good.
Come on in.
Sati.
Okay?
Everyone, out.
Three…
Two…
Where's your superpower?
Fuck!
He'll sue my company.
Now what?
I know you want to return to the limelight.
You need money for your hospital bills and for your sick cat.
But you can't do this to Ray!
You okay?
He's only making it worse.
That prick.
Listen,
the thing is my friend's in deep shit.
He's desperate to make a comeback and restart his career.
Ray, please forgive him.
If I offended you in the past, I'm sorry.
You're my man!
You're really sick in the head.
Anyway… what did I do to you?
Just forget it.
Or I'll snap again.
Okay?
Let's go.
How come it didn't work?
Look.
Maybe we have to do it exactly where it happened.
Like when they go on a movie trail.
Wow, Ray's so fucking nice.
He posted it on his Instagram.
What's Instagram?
- It's nothing. - Let me see.
- You'd better not. - Give it to me.
That's my feet.
Namo?
Born to support your friend all the way, right?
Not you.
About right?
Jensanam, get over here.
Say shit!
Wait. What's that?
Hey.
Okay, whatever.
Say shit!
Hi.
Sorry, I'm with my daughter.
"Toi has six ducks…
buying another eight."
Namo, if Mom asks, what do you say?
We stayed home and played Lego.
Good girl.
What if Mom asks what time you went to bed?
7:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m.
10:00 p.m.
Aha!
- Dad, I've lost count! - Namo.
You can't do that to anyone. Understand?
No, I'm not your victim anymore!
Namo.
Stop watching telenovelas with Mom and Uncle Peace, okay?
Let's go.
Poor you or poor her.
Look, she's like a lost puppy.
- She's leaving. - Oh.
Told you Meta's gone on a meditation retreat.
You insisted on throwing this party tonight.
- What retreat? - Come on, Namo.
What for?
Enka something.
To calm your nerves or whatever.
And it's goddamn expensive.
Her classy way of getting back at me.
Have you told her about our trip to Japan?
Don't let my Shibuya become Shit-buya.
That's why she's mad at me.
A Chanel bag. Case closed.
Joy can find you an AAA mirror-grade one.
About Meta being sulky, let me debrief you.
It's fucking simple, this vicious cycle.
Starting with wife being unreasonable.
Wife is wrong. Husband is mad at wife.
Then wife is mad at husband for being mad at wife.
Wife sulks. Husband apologizes. End of story.
So from now on,
even though your wife is wrong, you apologize.
Really?
Yes.
Hey, over here!
Bro, I want a tattoo of my mother's face right here. Big one.
Everyone, watch me!
Come on then.
Watch me.
What is a tattoo?
Tattoo?
It's like a photograph.
But real badasses put it on their body.
Is it painful?
Real badasses don't feel pain, kiddo.
I want a tattoo!
Get it!
No, you can't.
I want one!
I'll kick your goddamn mouth!
Let her! She's a cool cat!
Shut the fuck up!
Ouch, it hurts!
Stop it.
- I want a tattoo! - Okay!
- I'll make one for you. - No!
Uncle will bring you to the singing contest.
I want a tattoo.
Kiddo!
No Bambi, Kitty, Badbadmaru.
What's it gonna be?
This one.
Dope!
It's fucking symbolic!
A tattoo must have a story behind it.
What story?
Just think.
One day she'll tell her friends
that the tattoo came from her dad's drawing.
How romantic.
Are you fucking nuts?
I'm not fucking nuts.
I'll have one too.
You know, matching tattoos, dad and daughter.
- Yes! - Cool!
I think not.
Stop. Namo.
Let him go.
I want a tattoo.
It's gonna be awesome, believe me.
Sati, wefie!
Okay.
Dad.
Dad!
Say shit!
Where's my tattoo?
You don't have it.
You passed out and didn't wake up.
But why didn't you stop us?
Easy, bro.
What the fuck?
Sati!
Come on.
Bro.
Wait up!
Go forward.
Be careful.
Shoot.
Thank you.
Shit!
Namo, let's go home.
What're you doing here?
Why did you keep quiet about it?
Take it easy, Mr. Sati.
Hi, I'm Autta, Namo's classmate.
Okay.
Making an entrance, huh?
We came in peace.
Your dad wants to have your tattoo removed.
You're so good at embarrassing me.
Remove my tattoo?
- Why? - Because you don't like it.
You think removing it is gonna solve the problem?
You're unbelievable. Go home, Dad.
Come with me.
Namo.
Maybe you forgot.
It's not just this tattoo that I find hideous.
For years I had to live with your bullshit story.
You told me to keep it secret.
You said if it's gone, Mom will be gone too.
I realized later it was just a lie.
I'm so fucked up.
If you really feel guilty about it,
why don't show responsibility?
Matching tattoos, remember?
Honor your promise.
Will you?
Epic.
This smart-ass.
WIFE'S TURF
Legendary duo, Sati and Ray, back in the limelight.
Wow, he's a real snack.
The other day…
I climbed the fence to watch you.
Like a Nicholas Sparks romance, eh?
Come now.
What's your secret?
But no more cosplay stuff.
I once dressed up as a schoolgirl.
My water almost broke.
Whoops, papaya.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
When do we women look most beautiful?
When…
When our husband is a dermatologist.
Like that actress…
Opal.
Her hubby gave her a free makeover.
- She does it every month. - She has many faces now.
She updates her face all the time.
Have you seen her original face?
But we're not that lucky.
When…
Oh, I know!
When the husband's dead!
Definitely not now.
Almost correct.
We women are most beautiful…
after we've ditched our husbands.
Yes, yes!
That bitch who lives next door just got divorced. And look at her now.
- A real bombshell. - No, no, no.
Listen, we don't have to wait until it happens.
Even better,
spice up yourself now.
As they say…
be a hottie to shame your hubby.
Understand?
This place used to be jam-packed.
Now it's not so popular.
Our favorite bar in our college days.
It'd be a shame if it goes bust.
At least they should renovate it.
Don't make assumptions.
Some people take pleasure from things that remain the same every day.
Lucky guy.
Fuck you.
Two beers, please.
I've changed my mind.
One beer and a shot of vodka.
Jealous?
Miss, can I have your number?
You sure?
My husband won't like it.
He's the jealous type.
Not until tonight.
I'll go get another beer.
I'm back.
Calm down. Watch out. It's slippery.
Don't be so enthusiastic.
More Vodka here!
What you've suspected…
is true.
I have someone else.
He owns a hotel in Bali.
Let me sit down first.
Thank you.
At least you're being truthful.
When you're telling the truth,
at least I can still trust you.
Just kidding!
You deserve a smack in the head.
Then it occurred to me,
no women in Thai classical literature ever takes her top off.
But what's worse,
you and your friends made a bet
on whether I'd agree to do nude photos.
And what about that nitwit who was supposed to take your photos?
He's not a nitwit.
You locked him up in the dark room.
I was a jerk.
So,
I turned around and started unbuttoning my shirt.
Whoa.
Yes.
What else could I do?
I said I would do it.
I'm a woman of my word.
There's more.
Out of the blue, you blurted out that you bought the wrong film
and told me to scram.
A week later, you waited for me outside my faculty building.
Wow, I was a lady killer.
You confessed this to me,
and you wanted to treat me to dinner.
You said you won the bet.
You bet that I'd take my clothes off for the photos.
What made you think I'd do it?
I wish I could tell you, but I… can't remember.
Anyway, you're pretty slutty.
You!
I was a problem child.
Are you okay?
These shoes are killing me.
Come on. Step on my feet.
Do it.
Your two feet on mine.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Why?
Wrong way.
Okay.
Turn around.
I wasn't my mother's favorite.
But you know what?
You made me feel so good.
It was the first time in my life I felt that someone really understood me.
Even though what I did
was shameful
and humiliating.
Where are all the photos?
Why? You're going to conjure up a play zone for your dad?
Your mom hid them all.
Which side are you on? Just say it.
Okay, I'll tell you the plan.
Uncle Peace and Mom will help Dad re-enact the photos.
But only the photos that will restore his good memories.
So he might believe that he's a good person.
And he might actually turn himself around. They're overly optimistic.
Mom thinks it's a good idea. Especially when she's gone.
Look. Pick up the cat shit.
As long as it's not your shit.
At your service.
Smile!
I offer you this dance to fulfill my vow.
Please forgive me and bless me with luck.
- Amen. - Amen.
Now please.
We're brothers, right?
Tell me the truth.
Why are my friends so scared of you?
How would I know?
Why don't you ask them?
Yesterday we took some photos.
Sati!
Why did you treat Meta like this?
You're a good person. Our parents brought us up well.
You went to the dark side because of your friends, right?
Yes.
My friends are evil.
Bad company corrupts good character.
- True. - Stop.
You've watched too many soap operas.
What's that for?
Anyway, can you take me somewhere?
Damn it.
Work hard, play harder.
Your family's always a threat to our friendship.
They're not.
I just want to find out my true self.
Why?
Fake friends are like shadows.
They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
Aren't there any photos I took with you guys?
Of course.
Here's one.
But you were very fat then.
Will it work?
You used to love buffet meals.
I see.
Was it taken here?
Yeah, right.
The wall had a different color then?
In 2011…
The year of the big flood?
Damn, you're sharp.
You remember!
Does it mean… your memory has come back?
Yes, as clear as a sunny day.
I remember I don't have six fingers.
Asshole, you're fired.
It's embarrassing!
Thanks for the ride. Now go back to your toy-boy.
Very funny.
Down the stairs and turn left.
Shut up!
I know!
That way.
I know!
- Cross your arms. - Got it.
Sati.
BRITNEY
Good afternoon, sir.
Have you booked a girl?
No, I haven't.
What's your type?
Cup C, D, or E?
Or maybe the girlfriend type…
It's okay.
I've found the one I like.
Your wife will never find out.
Don't worry.
Your wife's a whiny henpecker.
She always demanded photo proof.
Good thing Facetime didn't exist then.
And don't you care about your wife and kids?
Whoa, don't include me.
I'm a blank sheet, young and single.
- Sure, you arty-fartsy. - Yes.
The poetic introvert.
Sex and love are not the same thing.
We know the differences.
You once said so yourself.
Then you shouldn't have had a family in the first place.
But I already left them all, didn't I?
When are you going to do it?
What do you mean?
Guys.
Here's my two cents.
Why do we have to re-enact the photos?
Just go with your feelings.
Follow your heart.
Memory is just a story.
It fades with time.
But feelings…
are always present.
Want to prove it?
Go on.
If this is the path you're going to take,
I'll stop being optimistic.
Go on, it's your life.
Let's go.
Come on, bitch. Just get in.
I've seen your willy before.
I just remembered I can't swim.
You don't swim in this pool.
You're swinging.
I'd better go home.
Yahoo!
I won the bet!
Free ride for me!
Okay, just get out of here.
Before you go, get me my wallet.
You're leaving?
My friend's a wimp.
Here.
- I'm going. - Come here.
Memory fades with time…
Give my friend back! Give my friend back!
Good.
Keep it coming.
One more set.
Right.
Daddy.
Is the A/C broken?
What's wrong with your voice?
So, after school we'll go to a nice café, okay?
- Okay! - Hey!
What?
See you, dad.
Study hard, sweetie.
Wait for me.
She's my dad's latest groupie.
I'll have to change my profile photo to something chic and cool.
Your dad's the controlling type now? He keeps coming to the school.
I've told you many times, that's his avatar.
Amnesia.
But he's being nice to you.
Doesn't it count?
Don't be so mean.
And don't tell me you have amnesia too?
So? When?
Well…
I asked him to stick up for you the other day
in exchange for you going out with him.
Friends with benefits.
A new skateboard park is opening this Saturday.
Can you even skate?
Making an entrance, again.
Excuse me.
What's your name? Do I know you? I don't recall.
When is it again?
Sad…turday?
Your hand.
Mom, pucker up.
This way and look at her.
Ready.
One, two…
Huh?
Dad, is it cute? I'm home!
Wake up, Dad.
I'm fucked!
Wake up!
I'm fucking dead!
Get up. Meta's back.
Shit!
Come on!
What do I do?
She said three days!
Can you climb?
See that?
Climb over two trees, grab the rope and roll yourself down on the other side.
Are you crazy?
You'll be fine. Stay here and you won't be.
It's safe. I've seen it done before.
Do it, now.
Come on.
Who did this before?
Is this the time?
Go, go!
Come down.
Mom, Auntie Kid's here!
Namo!
Dad and Auntie Kid are playing hide and seek with Mom.
Do you want to be on my team?
No.
I want to be on Mom's team.
Let's start over.
Okay, we'll start over.
Bitch.
Here we go.
Let the game begin.
Go hide in there.
Hurry up.
Someone's coming.
One, two…
Boo!
Oops.
Hi, Mother-in-law. Didn't know you were coming.
Just stopping by, I'm leaving soon.
Shit.
You sleep in every day?
Namo. Let's go. I'll bathe you.
No, I'll do it myself.
Our daughter's a big girl now.
She no longer lets me bathe her.
She's very reserved.
So, how's the wedding planning going?
The hotel you want for the reception costs a fortune.
Give me some time to save up.
The guests will give you money.
That's improper.
It's a wedding, not a concert.
Bullshit.
I heard Namo say "bullshit".
I wonder where she got it from.
Meta, I'll be waiting downstairs.
Tell your mother to mind her own business.
And don't let her gaslight you.
Babe.
Get used to it.
She's got a sharp tongue.
Anyway,
will I get the down-on-your-knee proposal?
Don't be corny.
Babe.
When your shoelace comes untied,
I'll get down on my knee and tie it for you.
Come on.
By the way,
why did you come back early?
What?
What day's today?
Saturday.
I mean, our anniversary day.
How many years?
Please, don't pick a fight over this again.
About the company's Japan outing.
I don't think I can take you and Namo with me.
Clients are so boring. We have work to do
in another city right after the trip.
And it won't be fun with Namo so young.
I called them, but they…
Namo understands. Right?
Meta.
How about… we can take our own trip next year?
Luckily I bought a lot of knitting wool.
I'll have to make it bigger.
Namo's growing up so fast.
Hey.
What's wrong? You're mad at me?
Please don't.
We'll go next year.
I promise.
Come on, it's our anniversary day.
Let's take a photo.
Meta.
Something's been troubling me.
I don't know if you already know about it.
But I think I should tell you anyway.
I slept with another woman.
You know what?
All this time…
I've been waiting for you to confess it to me.
Slap me if you want.
Do it.
Forget it.
I know we have a problem.
Let's fix it together.
I want to be alone.
Namo.
Let me borrow your room.
So how's your relationship now?
Perfectly awesome, Doc.
How long have you been together?
Fifteen years.
Namo's 12. How could it be 15?
Really? I thought it was longer.
Her memory is faultless.
Birthday, wedding day, ancestors' day, anniversary day, you name it.
You remember every football player's name.
Every Gundam robot model.
I want to memorize your death-day too. When's that gonna be?
See, Doc?
The thing is, we've agreed to divorce.
We want our daughter to choose whom she wants to stay with.
You make a mountain out of a molehill.
Doctor.
I have no problem communicating with my daughter.
Not at all.
My advice at this point is,
- you should talk to a lawyer. - See?
How could you be so presumptuous?
You're giving him an exit route!
But it's not my job to…
Ouch.
- You think I can't raise her? - Do you even have a job?
Let's take 10.
The human body is continually evolving.
The environment can alter the essence of our genes.
In some advanced cases, when a person is triggered,
his life can either turn upside down
or suddenly he becomes a genius.
Shit! What's he doing here?
What?
Hey.
How're you doing, Mr. Nakrob?
Done and done, Doc.
- We're already divorced. - Huh?
But I'm here today to discuss a friend's problem.
I'm afraid I'm too busy to fit you in.
- And it's unethical-- - Just give me a minute.
Listen,
and try to follow me, Doc.
Is it even possible
that someone who used to be extremely bad…
I mean bad to the last chromosome…
- Okay. - And suddenly, one day,
he turns into a super-nice guy just because he has amnesia?
Some biologists explain that our genes are a cradle of selfishness.
- Doc? - Yes?
Make it short.
In life, sometimes you make a stupid mistake
because of something deep inside your body.
You're a sex addict.
You're a cheap drunk.
I know what you're trying to say.
Bingo!
You mean,
we can't easily give up our bad habits, right?
Now that you know it, why do you still let it control you?
Mr. Nakrob, the best food for your genes is your ego.
It's good that you try to understand all of this.
But you shouldn't use it as an excuse to do fucked-up things.
Come on.
It's not what you think. It is…
what you think.
There you go, Doc.
I'll leave you to it.
Do you know what's the worst thing?
Fuck!
When someone you love hurts even your DNA.
You'd better ask yourself…
if it makes you happy seeing your friend go downhill,
should you consult a doctor instead?
I take care of him only for the sake of my daughter.
But don't worry.
You'll get your friend back.
Be a better person.
Don't be yourself.
If you want to know the truth,
sometimes you just have to wait.
My dad said that one day the truth will reveal itself.
Strangely,
when I actually saw my dad cry I didn't feel satisfied.
Well…
That's a good thing.
You admit now, right?
That your dad did change.
And so what?
I should be happy that my parents are back together?
At least you're giving him another chance.
Thank you… for giving me a chance too.
Don't be so miserable, okay?
Bitch was just scared that all men would turn out like her dad.
She doesn't really hate them.
Now I see your true colors.
#NEWROMANCE
Hi!
- Miss you! - Miss you too.
- Hello. - Hi.
Howdy!
Come on.
Twerk?
Twerk, all right!
Damn!
It's tight!
Dad.
You look like a python that swallowed a dog.
Why're you dressing up?
Sati and Meta asked to take a photo with us.
You're disgusting.
I don't know why.
I want this photo.
Look.
Who's this guy, I wonder?
Your elder brother.
But he's gone.
Well.
Bought a Harley to fool me.
Sissy boy.
I was looking for a husband, you kept finding me a wife.
And how are things with your husband?
Still the same guy?
Yes.
But I'm the husband every Wednesday and Friday.
Look.
It's not a good idea to recreate that photo.
Damn it!
It's a marriage story.
I'm just an outsider.
Leave me out! I hate that wig!
Meta.
This one still fits.
Your souvenir from Japan.
Is this Sis Kaew?
Closer, closer! Namo, closer to your mom.
Dad, not the hands.
Yes, like that.
Take my arm.
You care about that skank so much, huh?
You looked through my phone again.
She just had an operation.
It's courtesy.
A bitch won't die easily.
A bitch only thinks accusing thoughts.
I've told you there's nothing between us!
Bullshit.
Tell your mom where your daughter learned that word.
Stop.
Don't.
Dad, why did you let Meta drink?
Meta.
You're drunk, go sleep it off.
Meta, dear.
Why did you snoop on your husband's phone?
It's something personal, you know?
Go live your personal life then!
Let's talk somewhere else.
Why? Embarrassed?
You weren't when you fucked her!
- Let me down! - Don't worry.
Peace is certainly not a womanizer.
He's a loyal guy, just like me.
Let me go!
- Let me go! - Go!
What the hell's wrong with you?
Stop accusing me!
You need to see a doctor. I'll come with you.
I'm not crazy!
"We'll take a trip to Japan together, just us."
I knitted a sweater since Namo was a toddler
and now she's size 6. Where's our Japan trip?
You went with that bitch, right?
You went to Japan with her?
Right?
What?
What the fuck?
I told you she was sick!
Who'd want to go anywhere with you?
A finger-pointing, ogre-faced wretch!
You think I want to go with you?
So your sleazy office friends could gossip about me?
I'm their fucking joke, right?
You're talking nonsense. Now go wash your face.
Go!
Go and calm yourself down.
Don't touch me.
I don't want to sleep with you again,
because you disgust me.
If you can't take care of me,
give me back to my mother!
I forgot.
My mom doesn't want me either.
Fine, I'm an asshole!
Are you happy now?
No matter how well I treated you, you've never been satisfied.
You're always like…
You were never once happy being with me.
Then just admit what you fucking did!
That's all I ask of you.
If you love me, you have to love my fucked-up head too!
You never had a problem with it before!
You're a much worse bitch than you think yourself to be.
Oops.
I forgot to load it.
So?
Are you scared?
Are you pissing yourself? Are you pissing yourself?
Have you lost your mind?
I can't take it anymore.
This is the end for me.
Take everything you want.
I couldn't care less.
You're breaking up with me…
after you've treated me like shit?
Hey!
This is tough shit.
I wanted you to re-enact this photo so that you'd learn the truth.
It's you who wanted to break up with me.
And this is the surprise that Dad took from Mom's quota.
We were already broken up since that day.
When all your memories come back
you'll know that you're no longer in love with me.
That's not true.
You two still love each other.
As long as you two do not mess up from now on,
you can still work this marriage out.
Is it my fault again?
All of you wanted me to stay, so I stayed! I did my best!
Meta.
Listen.
I'm not angry with you.
I understand everything now.
I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?
I can't even forgive myself,
how can I forgive you?
So what was it…
that happened between us?
You said it yourself.
Sex and love are two different things.
That's what it was.
This is your revenge?
The way you're looking at me now is pretty familiar.
It's so you.
I thought I'd keep it low-key…
and exit quietly.
But you've just admitted
that you cheated on me.
Get your lawyer ready.
Karma's a bitch.
Just like you're an asshole.
What should I do now?
Ask yourself if you want to take care of her for the rest of your life.
Sometimes love isn't enough.
You know I have a phobia for lightning.
My husband knows.
So whenever it rains, he'll hug me.
And suddenly, I began to enjoy lightning.
Love is just as flip-flopping.
Meta wants you to have this.
Did you order?
Jensanam is busy again.
He bailed a lot lately.
You know her?
Won't you let me catch my breath first?
Yes.
She'd been on-and-off with you for years.
It's been on during the last two.
Sati.
I've been thinking…
I kinda envy your life right now.
When you can't remember shit,
you see your problems from an outsider's perspective.
It just dawned on me
that being yourself
is the most fucking selfish way to live your life.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I mean…
It's not a mistake.
It's the right thing that I have to be alone.
Love is just…
difficult.
You're here?
Hey.
You used to call this adorable.
I'm hungry. Did you order?
Listen.
Can we stop seeing each other?
What we're doing is very cruel.
Wait.
I know.
But it was over ages ago.
Have you recovered?
Why do you have to make me feel bad again?
Sati.
We're just friends.
It was all over.
Why don't we talk again…
when you feel better?
I've ordered plum pork for you.
Hey! What are you doing?
Sati!
What's wrong with you?
Move!
I beg you.
Please hit me.
Move!
You.
Please, punch me in the face.
Easy, man.
Are you deaf?
Hit me!
Hey. Easy, man.
Easy what!
Fuck!
What the fuck's wrong with me?
You know…
I drove Meta crazy!
I didn't even know I broke up with that woman!
Hey.
What's wrong with him?
Just take care of your girlfriend.
- Is he okay? - I'll handle it.
Don't worry.
Sati!
What's wrong?
I want to take this photo again.
As a memento.
You said we didn't have couple photos?
It's triple.
Mom's best surprise
is when she's able to forgive Dad.
After tonight I'll wash my hands. You guys have to cooperate, okay?
I'm so moved, man.
Let's go.
Oh friends, what a time we've had…
Good times and also bad…
Announcement for a missing person.
Ms. Chumsri, with pompadour hair, where are you?
Mom, they're looking for you.
I just want to tell you I'm leaving. Enjoy yourself.
What? We haven't taken group photos.
What's up?
You don't need me here.
You ignored everything I suggested.
I told you to find a nice hotel.
Instead, you have your wedding in this shoddy restaurant.
And that friend of the emcee, he made fun of my friend Aew.
She's a college rector.
She gave you a lot of cash gifts.
It's Aew, right?
- Which envelope, let's return her gift. - Stop!
Mom, please.
You wanted a wedding, so here we are.
I didn't ask you to do it for me.
It's all for you.
You need to do things like normal people do.
Your daughter should learn from the best example.
What's going on here?
Ms. Chumsri, please don't get upset.
Have something sweet to cheer you up.
Well…
I have the world's most delicious sweet for you.
Mary's brownie is the best.
All the way from Ranong.
This is our family recipe.
Hello! Hello?
Since mother-in-law is in a hurry…
Sati, let's roll!
Please give a round of applause to my best friend, the groom!
Namo, here we are.
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening, honorable
and dishonorable guests.
Well…
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I appreciate everyone being here
to witness our love tonight.
I'd like to thank my mother…
my sister, Karuna.
There's three of us in the family.
When I lost my father,
my mother said
she wanted to raise me well so my dad would be proud.
But I still managed to disappoint everyone.
From now on,
may all of you lend your support to our love.
Back then we…
We did our best.
Without further ado, next…
I'd like to invite the hosts.
But in fact, we are the hosts.
So, please raise your glasses.
Such a bright smile
With a sweet heart
Everything about you
Makes my heart flutter every time
You're so cool!
META - SATI
Time might have passed
But your smile never fades
Always incredibly bright
Please take the dance floor.
I still remember your laugh
Until today
I feel so happy every time I think of it…
Thank you for doing this for my mother.
I did it for you,
though it doesn't match what I imagined it to be.
Never once I will get bored of you
No matter how much the world changes
You are still lively and sweet…
What if one day I become a shriveled crone like my mom?
I'll pay for your botox.
What if I become fat and flabby?
I'll become fat and flabby too.
What else?
Take me to an island.
Take my arm first.
I want a private jet.
Marry Santa Claus then!
So you can go everywhere!
I want to go to Paris to buy LV and nibble macarons
to make my friends envy.
I want to learn diving, horse-riding, and adopt stray dogs.
Adopt me, too.
No matter what kind of person you are,
when you meet the one you love,
you two will become a part of each other.
And what you love or hate in the other person,
you both are responsible for it.
Tada!
What's this?
Your wedding gift from me and Grandma.
I want that woman back too.
But I'm sorry.
I don't have any strength left to love anyone.
It's okay.
It's perfectly okay.
Thank you.
You may no longer love me.
But remember how I once used to love you.
It was very hard for me…
to stop loving you.
Have fun on your journey.
I'm sorry for the other me…
who never took you anywhere.
Your shoelace doesn't come untied.
DEAR MOM
Just like Mom said.
Today she chose to love herself.
- Pour the milk in. - Okay.
In the end, it doesn't matter how much you're angry
or how much you hate the other person…
you need love to get you through it.
Shit, love is just…
WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?
TRY AGAIN - BREAK UP