1 00:00:00,696 --> 00:00:03,133 [wind howling] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,747 [bats squeaking] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:21,456 [birds chirping] 6 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:25,677 [somber folk music] 7 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:50,572 - What the? 8 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:59,059 I'll fish where I damn well please. 9 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:05,674 [ominous music] 10 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:21,081 Okay. Let's see what we got for Jimbo today. 11 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:24,954 Okay. 12 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:36,052 [ominous music continues] [water burbling] 13 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,575 Come on. 14 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:38,489 Come on. 15 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:40,796 Come to Jimmy. 16 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,016 Come on. 17 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,714 Come on. 18 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,760 There we go. 19 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,674 Oh, son. 20 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:54,026 Whoa! [foreboding music] 21 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,463 Whoa. 22 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:56,420 Whoa! Whoa! 23 00:01:57,726 --> 00:01:58,640 Whoa, son. 24 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,556 [Jim chuckles] 25 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,210 It's a biggin. 26 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:06,300 [foreboding music] [Jim grunts] 27 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,737 [line snaps] 28 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,870 Son of a bitch broke my fucking line! 29 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,525 That was a big fish. 30 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,572 God. 31 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,405 [Jim sighs] 32 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:31,325 [ominous music continues] [water burbling] 33 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,723 Well, now, where did you come from? 34 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:43,293 Shoot, you're just a little thing. Just a baby. 35 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:46,035 Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat? 36 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:52,215 [suspenseful music] [water burbling] 37 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:32,734 [suspenseful music] 38 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:22,044 [birds chirping] 39 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:29,094 - [Hope] Chad, I need my caramel latte. 40 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,922 Is there anywhere to stop? 41 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,794 There's, like, a Starbies along the way, right? 42 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,796 - Tonight's gonna be lit! The fridge is packed. 43 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,232 - Say hi to the camera, babe. 44 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,799 - What's good? 45 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,496 You know what time it is. Roach it, baby. 46 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:41,585 - Wait, babe. This lighting hits so hard. 47 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,544 Get in here. - Oh my God, really? 48 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:44,414 - Yes! Oh! 49 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:46,851 Why aren't we there yet? 50 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,766 - Bro. - Well, we would be, 51 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,508 but we're waiting for Sam to finish taking a piss! 52 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,380 - Bitches, bro. - Let's go, bro! 53 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,773 - Guys, hey, it's Pearce! Say hi to the camera. 54 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,254 - What up, bro? Get this for the Gram. 55 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,386 - Oh, yes! 56 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,039 - Oh! Woo! 57 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,606 - [Sarah] Hope, what about you? 58 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,565 - Ugh, lame. 59 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,437 - Let's go, bro! [horn honks] 60 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:08,525 - Sorry. Ah! 61 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,048 Sorry. Sorry. 62 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,442 - Oh my God, babe. - Party with the boys! 63 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,923 - Sorry. Oh, hey, is this for Instagram? 64 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:16,533 Hey, it's- 65 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,534 - Just get in the car, bro. We gotta go, okay? 66 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,535 Let's go. 67 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:19,667 In the trunk. Come on. 68 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,018 - Spring break! Woo! 69 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:27,718 - Lock him in there. - Get the fuck in there, Sam. 70 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,546 - [Chad] Girls, as soon as we get there, 71 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,505 I say we go straight skinny dipping. 72 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:34,029 - Woo! - Just buckle up and shut up. 73 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,074 ♪ Better watch out, player [group cheers] 74 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,338 ♪ Come on - Slay! 75 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,687 - [Chad] I'm about to slay that ass. 76 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,210 [Sarah laughs] 77 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,342 - [Sam] Is there any AC on back here? 78 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,168 - [Chad] Who is that back there? 79 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,735 Oh, shit. Sam. 80 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,302 I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam. 81 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:47,912 - [Pearce] I think I'm gonna crush 82 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,914 like 15 beers right when we get there. 83 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,613 - [Chad] Bro, you think we got enough beer, dude? 84 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,832 - [Pearce] I basically bought out the store, bro. 85 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,443 - [Chad] Fuck yeah, bro. 86 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,488 - [Sam] Someone's lube is leaking on my leg. 87 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:00,055 [group chuckles] 88 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,883 - Yeah! - Yeah, best weekend ever. 89 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,058 - [Paisley] I can't wait! 90 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,494 - Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais? 91 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,321 - Not at all. 92 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,496 - Ah! 93 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,976 - [Sam] My leg is really wet. 94 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,412 - Oh my gosh. 95 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:10,718 - God, it's so fucking warm in here. 96 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:11,719 - Babe! - Sorry. 97 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,764 - You're on camera! God! 98 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:16,071 You keep ruining it. - I'm just saying. 99 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,638 It's like all of the time. 100 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,422 Oh, shit. Are you guys ready for this shit? 101 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,945 - [Sarah] Oh my God. 102 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:21,946 - [Chad] It's gonna blow your fucking mind. 103 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,557 All right. Let's roll. 104 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,080 - [Pearce] Is anyone else thinking about 105 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,124 hopping in the lake, or is it just me? 106 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,474 - [Sarah] Ooh, Chad! 107 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,040 - Ow! - Let's go, bitches! 108 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,607 - [Sarah] Oh my God. 109 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,827 [Pearce chuckles] 110 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:33,828 Babe! 111 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,916 - Boom! Yes! 112 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:35,743 [Chad laughs] 113 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:36,918 - [Sam] Hey, uh- 114 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,049 - [Sarah] Oh my God, babe! 115 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,877 [Sarah giggles] 116 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,009 - Welcome to paradise, fam! 117 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,663 - [Pearce] Bro. 118 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,142 - Is this place not fucking lit or what? 119 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,057 - [Pearce] Hell yeah, bro! 120 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,537 [Pearce indistinctly chatters] [Sarah and Paisley giggling] 121 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,409 [Sarah and Paisley indistinctly babbling] 122 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,410 - [Sarah] I'm so excited! 123 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,933 - Go low, bro. Uh. 124 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,022 It's all ours, baby. All ours, baby. 125 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,066 - Dope, bro! 126 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,025 - Hey, guys, guys, guys, 127 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,592 before we go in there, we should just remember that, 128 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,768 you know, we're out in the wilderness, right? 129 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:04,511 There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here, 130 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,687 so we should just try and be careful. 131 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,429 - Yeah. 132 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,953 [group laughs] [playful music] 133 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,520 - Okay, Dad. 134 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,391 Does everyone have their sunscreen? 135 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:18,612 'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know? 136 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,397 - What about the mosquitoes this time of year, guys? 137 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,181 Don't forget to use a condom! 138 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:24,792 Fuck yeah, dude. 139 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,358 - Wait, wait. Say it again for the camera. 140 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:29,013 - I'm just saying UV rays and mosquitoes 141 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,580 can be very dangerous this time of year. 142 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,147 - You know what else can be dangerous? 143 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,062 Me spraying it in your face, bitch. 144 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,803 - Bye. - So unsanitary. 145 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:36,891 - Loser! 146 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,632 [group chuckles] 147 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,155 - Don't forget the bags, bro. 148 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,552 Bro, this is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro. 149 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,596 - [Pearce] What's up? 150 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,599 Hey, those work-outs are paying off. 151 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,472 - Call master! Call master! 152 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,951 Shotgun on master, baby. 153 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,477 - [Sarah] Guys. 154 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,000 - [Chad] All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on. 155 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,871 - [Sarah] What's the second amendment? 156 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:04,571 [door creaks] [ominous music] 157 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,050 - Oh. - It's giving 158 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:10,185 cottage core toxic masculinity retro vibes. 159 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,580 - Masculine as fuck, babe. 160 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,495 - Bro, 161 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,281 is your uncle a samurai or some shit? 162 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,195 - Hah, no, bro. 163 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,328 He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida. 164 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,156 I'm gonna work for him soon. 165 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,071 Dude makes some mad bank, bro. 166 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,771 - What's the Wi-Fi here? I have, like, zero signal. 167 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,729 - Uh, I don't know if he has it, bro. 168 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,470 You know, this is his off-the-ground kinda stuff. 169 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,212 - What? 170 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,126 - Oh my... 171 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,911 - Great, I'm gonna redneck swamp house, 172 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,391 and I can't even post about it. 173 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,914 Oh. 174 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,786 - Hope, just 'cause you're my sister 175 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,962 doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay? 176 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,311 - Step-sister. 177 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,182 - Whatever. 178 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,097 We can all survive for three days without it, right? 179 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,012 [Sarah gasps] 180 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,448 All right, let's all, you know, go set our shit down. 181 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,973 Maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms, 182 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,148 - Okay. 183 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:00,975 - Then do some shots, baby! 184 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,542 - Yes! 185 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,934 - It's time to rage! [group chuckles] 186 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:04,979 - Fuck yeah. 187 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,113 Babe, hurry up. I'm horny. 188 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:12,769 - [Chad] Come on, babe. We're about to break this bed. 189 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,250 - [Sarah] Woo! Spring break! 190 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,949 [idyllic folk music] 191 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:21,996 [lively folk music] 192 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,392 - Oh! - Yes! 193 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:29,786 - Yeah, that's right. What you got? 194 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,266 Oh, oh, physical! 195 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,099 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 196 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,666 [Chad and Pearce laugh] 197 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,102 Look at that fucking ass you got. 198 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,669 - Does it look good? 199 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,714 - Yeah. That stick that out, baby. 200 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,237 Oh, yeah. Right there. 201 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,456 Fuck yeah. 202 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:51,242 [lively folk music continues] 203 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,554 - Yeah, squeeze that shit. 204 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,252 Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. 205 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:04,386 Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh. 206 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,387 [Chad grunts] 207 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,910 Gotta get the obliques. 208 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,173 Side crunch. Side crunch. 209 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,088 [spray can hisses] 210 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,002 - Woo! 211 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:20,968 [door squeaks] [lively folk music continues] 212 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,318 - [Pearce] Looks fucking awesome, baby. 213 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:24,798 - [Pearce & Chad] Oh! 214 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,627 [Chad groans] 215 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,238 - Oh, that was good. Woo. 216 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:33,023 [birds chirping] 217 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:40,422 [ominous music] [water burbling] 218 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,221 - Damn, babe. Look at that ass. 219 00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,616 [Sarah and Chad chuckle] 220 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,835 - Ooh. 221 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,792 Oh, yeah. 222 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,750 Woop, woop! 223 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,753 Let's party! 224 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450 - [Chad] Woo, ooh! 225 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,800 - O-M-G. Fit check. 226 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,802 You guys are so fucking cute. 227 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,325 - Tell me this is not a total slay. 228 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,284 I got the pants from Shein. 229 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,677 - Oh my God, babe, take a photo of the three of us. 230 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,590 - Of course. 231 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,071 - Get on that, boy. 232 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,554 - All right. Everyone say "tequila"! 233 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,773 [camera clicking] 234 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,035 - Baby. - Tequila! 235 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,645 - [Chad] Yeah? 236 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,602 - How many times do I have to tell you? 237 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,474 - [Chad] What? 238 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,041 - That is the worst angle ever. Hold it up high. 239 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,738 You're gonna make us look bleh. 240 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,653 - [Chad] Sorry, babe. God damn. 241 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,220 "Tequila." One, two, three. 242 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,308 - [Group] Tequila! 243 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,309 - [Chad] Yeah! 244 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,484 [group chuckles] 245 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,659 - Let me see. 246 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,054 [Chad and Pearce grunt] 247 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,404 Horrid. I look fat. 248 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,058 - Babe. 249 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,234 - Big yikes. We can Facetune it though. 250 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,453 - Party Sam flying in! 251 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,325 [Sam weakly chuckles] 252 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,195 - Bro. 253 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,196 [Chad laughs] 254 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,850 Are you going to church? 255 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,025 - What? - Bro. 256 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,505 What? No, this is a nice shirt. 257 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,856 It's totally in season. It's Bonobos. 258 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,772 - You're giving single dad freeloader vibes. 259 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,295 - Yeah. - Bro. 260 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,776 - It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it. 261 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,603 - You do? 262 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,430 - Yeah. 263 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,648 [Chad chuckles] 264 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,562 - Hope likes it. 265 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,609 [Sarah scoffs] 266 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,567 - Okay, Hope. Don't wait for us or anything. 267 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,918 - Actually, we probably should eat something, right? 268 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,224 I mean, if we're gonna be drinking all day. 269 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,096 - [Hope] Good point. 270 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,750 - Okay, so for now, I was thinking we would do snackies. 271 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,840 I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop, 272 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,364 and then later, I got us gluten-free pizza rolls. 273 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,539 They're, like, bomb. 274 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,714 - Yeah. 275 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,064 - Perfect. That sounds so good. 276 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,631 - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have 277 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,154 some whey protein bars in the closet. 278 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,721 - Fuck that. Let's do another shot. 279 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,896 - Yes! 280 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,768 [Pearce and Chad chuckle] 281 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,857 - Wait, save it. The real toast will be outside. 282 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,728 - Yeah? 283 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,296 - Oh my God, wait, are you guys getting engaged? 284 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,384 - What? No. 285 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:04,087 I mean, not yet. 286 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,396 Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops like I said? 287 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398 - I don't know why. There's not even service. 288 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,139 I can't even do my B reel, girl. 289 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,708 - Just get it and meet us outside for the toast. 290 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,232 - Whatever. 291 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,799 - Maybe it's not a good... 292 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,800 - All right. 293 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,844 - All right. 294 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,500 [Sam grunts] 295 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,810 God, hurry up, Hope. 296 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,855 - "God, hurry up, Hope." 297 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,466 - Hope. 298 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,386 Don't worry. I'll get the laptops> 299 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:47,435 [ominous music] [water burbling] 300 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,918 [birds chirping] 301 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,484 - [Sarah] Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot 302 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,051 all these different videos, like, 303 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,574 kind of around the lake, you know, 304 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,141 just to kind of show the wildlife 305 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,273 and how I'm super into wilderness 306 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,840 and hiking and all of that. 307 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,319 I think it'd be super interesting, 308 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,930 and just for my following, you know? 309 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,409 Like, I feel like it's gonna gain me 310 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,933 probably like 50,000 extra followers. 311 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,238 What do you guys think? 312 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,239 Baby? 313 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,414 - [Chad] Yes. 314 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,415 - [Sarah] Pour the shots. 315 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:11,807 - [Chad] Yes, ma'am. 316 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,593 - Are you gonna tell us why we have our laptops? 317 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,988 It's spring break. I don't wanna look at this. 318 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,077 - Yeah, I'd actually like to know that too. 319 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,384 - Okay, I'm gonna film my toast for TikTok, 320 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,908 and, at the end, you all just follow my lead. 321 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,650 We're gonna throw our laptops into the water at the end. 322 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,477 - Wait, what? 323 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,652 [Chad chuckles] 324 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,219 - Yeah. 325 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,785 - Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys. 326 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,744 We can't actually be doing this, okay? 327 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,659 - [Pearce] Bro. 328 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,139 - This is a hundred percent gonna go viral, you guys. 329 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,140 Just trust. 330 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,663 - Yes! I love it! 331 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,056 - Okay, are you ready? 332 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884 - Wait, wait, guys, guys. 333 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,624 We can not throw our laptops into the water, okay? 334 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,191 These belong to the school, 335 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:48,975 and it's a complete environmental hazard. 336 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,498 - [Pearce] Bro! 337 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,065 - Think of your children's children! 338 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,371 - Bro, stop being such a bitch. Just do it. 339 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,112 Don't you wanna go viral? 340 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,420 - Dog, you know Sarah's really trying to 341 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,726 become an influencer, okay? 342 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,772 Don't ruin her dreams, my guy. 343 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,949 - Yeah, and the school's just gonna give us new ones anyway, 344 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,212 and fuck that capitalist institution. 345 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,953 - I'll need a refill here, Chad. 346 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,520 - Whatever, Hope. 347 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,564 - Chad! 348 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,524 [foreboding music] 349 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,878 Thanks, bro. 350 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:23,792 - Bro. 351 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,930 - I dedicate this toast to only being young once, 352 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,757 to those of us out there who know 353 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,935 the world is gonna make us get jobs, get old and boring, 354 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,501 and we say no! 355 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,243 We say fuck that! We're young, wild, and free! 356 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,462 Cheers to Gen Z. 357 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,377 We party. We love. 358 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,771 We nurture. We care about one another. 359 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:51,602 Cheers to us, to life, and to saying fuck the normalcy 360 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,866 and screw their expectations of us! 361 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,824 Cheers, bitches! 362 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,043 - [Group] Woo! 363 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,874 [Chad chuckling] 364 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,050 - [Chad] Let's go! 365 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,268 - [Sarah] Woo! 366 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,749 - YOLO! - Slay! 367 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,969 - [Chad] Get it! 368 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,755 You killed it, babe. 369 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,669 Yes. 370 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,889 [birds chirping] 371 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:22,938 [ominous music] [water burbling] 372 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:28,117 - Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes. 373 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,249 That was so slay. 374 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,859 - Like major slay? 375 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:31,686 - Major slay. 376 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,557 - Ooh! 377 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,995 Well, it would have been perfect if Hope didn't fuck it up. 378 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:41,000 - I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok. 379 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,049 - Babe, it's still gonna be fire AF. 380 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,748 - All right, who wants to go play some beer pong? 381 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793 - Me! - Fuck yeah! 382 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,013 - [Pearce] Let's go! 383 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:59,018 [group chuckles] [lively music] 384 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,411 - Hey, it'll be al right. 385 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:05,024 - Yeah, no, I know. Totally. 386 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,332 I just had a story on it I wanted to finish. 387 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,466 - Oh. You're a writer, huh? 388 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,164 - Oh, no, no, not really. 389 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,079 I mean, not a good one anyways. 390 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,561 Just some stupid short stories. 391 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,827 - Well, I'd like to read them one day. 392 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,484 Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh? 393 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,008 I hear the vegan Goop dip is out of this world. 394 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,401 [Sam chuckles] 395 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,271 - Yeah, sure. 396 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,539 [water splashes] [birds chirping] 397 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,238 [ominous music] 398 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:58,512 [water burbling] [suspenseful music] 399 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,569 [electricity crackles] 400 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,540 [birds chirping] 401 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:35,462 [alligator growls] [foreboding music] 402 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,997 [lively party music] 403 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,216 - Fuck! - Yeah! 404 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,523 - [Chad] Hope, can you even see over the table? 405 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,351 The only thing you can make is good grades, Hope. 406 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,918 ♪ Oh, yeah 407 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,007 - [Chad] Oh, God, that was so garbage! 408 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,966 I can't believe I'm almost related to you. 409 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,185 - [Pearce] Oh, Sam. 410 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,144 - [Chad] Oh! 411 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,147 - Hope, put your balls in my hole right here. This hole. 412 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,149 - Okay. You first. 413 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,150 - Right here, Hope. 414 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,501 [group laughs] - Aw, fuck! 415 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,372 You got this. - Garbage. 416 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,417 - Oh, shit! 417 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,072 You wanna step outside, bro? - Sorry, sorry. 418 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,465 Bro, you're a loser. 419 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,988 - Shit. - All right, bro. 420 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,381 Get it, homie. You got this, bro. 421 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,514 - Game, bro. - Laser focus, bro. 422 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,299 ♪ I got a nice girl and her ass is fat ♪ 423 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,431 - Damn! - Fuck! 424 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,475 - Bro! - Okay, so- 425 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,042 - We practice every day! 426 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,870 All those times in your mom's basement. 427 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,001 We trained for this, bro. 428 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,264 - I know, bro. 429 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,004 - It's all right. I got this. 430 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,702 Like usual, I'll carry the team. 431 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,225 Bro, what you need to do, 432 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,576 you dip the ball and you give it a good blow. 433 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,577 [Pearce puffs] 434 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,753 Then you spank it. 435 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:53,235 Then you close your eyes and use the force. 436 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,454 Boom! Oh, yes! 437 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,108 Let's go, bro! 438 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,675 These bitches ain't got shit on us. 439 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,112 - That's what I'm fucking for, bro! 440 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,679 - Wait, wait, bro. 441 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,641 What is that, five wins now, zero losses? 442 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,382 Y'all better get your shit together. 443 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,383 - Whatever. 444 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,472 - Hey, guys, fair game. 445 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,690 - Come on, bro. 446 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,562 [Pearce chuckles] 447 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,389 [exciting dance music] 448 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,477 - Oh, shit, bro! 449 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,435 - Oh, no! 450 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,916 - This is my fucking song, bro! I used to fuck to it! 451 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,787 ♪ Groove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 452 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,833 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 453 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,922 ♪ Body all-time ultimate, throw your hands up ♪ 454 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:28,836 ♪ If you want to blast - Yeah! 455 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:29,924 - This slaps! 456 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,795 ♪ Yeah, I groove that 457 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,883 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 458 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,494 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 459 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,017 - Are you kicking these guys' asses? 460 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,584 - Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe. 461 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,803 - Oh, you're so hot when you win. 462 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,849 [Pearce chuckles] 463 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,459 - Okay, you guys. 464 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,983 So, Paispais and I were thinking that, tomorrow, 465 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,855 we would all film a video for TikTok 466 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,726 of us just, like, going around and picking up trash 467 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,512 to show that we did our part to clean up the native lands. 468 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,687 Who's down? 469 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,602 - Me, obvi! - Yeah. 470 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,126 - You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into? 471 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,346 - That was different. That was to go viral. 472 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,739 - Oh, right. 473 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,915 ♪ Grove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 474 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,700 - Whoa, ladies, chill. 475 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,617 There are much, much more important things 476 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,446 to worry about right now, such as fucking beer pong. 477 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,056 - Amen, bro! 478 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,318 - Let's play. 479 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,928 - [Pearce] God's plan, bro. 480 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,105 - Aw, you two are so cute together. 481 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,324 You should totally hook up. 482 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,847 - What? 483 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,196 [group chuckles] 484 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,242 - We all know you want to. 485 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,852 - That's ridiculous. 486 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,419 [group chuckles] 487 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,204 - Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush. 488 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,771 - Oh, baby dick. 489 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,338 - No, I don't. What are you talking about? 490 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,861 - I got it. I'm a fucking genius. 491 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,385 Why don't we play one more round? 492 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,343 - Yeah. - Look, guys. 493 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,823 I'm pretty drunk already. 494 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:43,998 We should all probably just go to bed. 495 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,173 - Fucking lightweight, bro. 496 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,348 - All right, how about this? 497 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,787 If we win, you guys have to hook up. 498 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,398 - Yes! 499 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,271 - If we lose, we never give you two shit again. 500 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,620 - Hm. 501 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,882 - I don't think that's a good- 502 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:00,057 - Done. We're in. 503 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,929 - Ooh, Hope's got some balls. 504 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,539 - [Sam] We are? 505 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,758 - Yeah, because I don't fucking lose. 506 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,238 - I think I'm out, bro. 507 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,283 - What? Bro. 508 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,284 - No cap. 509 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,982 - Bro! Bro, what? 510 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,376 - Sorry, bro. 511 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,377 - Oh! 512 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,944 Oh, yes. This guy. 513 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,902 Get it, homie. Yes! 514 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,991 - We're gonna go look at the stars. 515 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:22,732 - Yeah. - Yeah, look at the stars. 516 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,866 - Oh, yeah, sure you are. - Nice. 517 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,129 Yeah. - Have fun, you two. 518 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,652 - Oh, man. I love him. 519 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:30,827 Hey, babe. - Looks like 520 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:31,654 it's couple versus couple. 521 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:35,658 - Yeah, it is. 522 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,225 It's a four-way up in this bitch. 523 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,314 [Chad chuckles] 524 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,315 Let's play. 525 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:43,536 [crickets chirping] 526 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,364 [Pearce sighs] 527 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,930 [ominous music] 528 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,497 - [Pearce] Babe, do you think I can 529 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:49,977 touch the bottom of the fucking lake? 530 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,587 - [Paisley] Oh my God, babe. 531 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:52,719 You could do anything you set your heart to. 532 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,460 - Heh, yeah. I fucking can. 533 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,901 [Pearce sighs] 534 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:05,384 Babe, do you think this stuff on the lake 535 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,690 is the frogs getting high? 536 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,606 [ominous music] [crickets chirping] 537 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:13,000 - Oh my God. Totally. 538 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,871 - So fucking cool. 539 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,873 - You're, like, so smart. 540 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:20,007 - I know, babe. I know. 541 00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:23,184 Babe, how long do you think this lake is? 542 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:28,363 - Wow, babe. It's, like, so long. 543 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:31,105 - I think it goes for, like, miles, babe. 544 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,977 [Pearce chuckles] 545 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,503 You look so fucking pretty, babe. 546 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,127 - Is this what you want? 547 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,215 - Uh-huh. 548 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,129 Oh, yeah. 549 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,655 God damn. Your tits are so fire, babe. 550 00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,918 You have such fucking amazing tits. 551 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,921 I've never been on no dairy farm before, 552 00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:08,055 but I could milk these things all fucking day. 553 00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:10,057 - Yeah? 554 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,362 - Oh, for sure. 555 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:18,544 - Aw, fuck. 556 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,199 - What? 557 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,115 - I left the rubbers in the room, babe. 558 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,248 - Seriously? 559 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,858 - I know. I fucked up. 560 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:34,647 - Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me. 561 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,605 You said, one day, you'd try it. 562 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,520 - Ah. 563 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,523 Babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing. 564 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,135 Plus, I think I hurt my neck 565 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,616 lifting with Chad the other day. 566 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:51,272 I totally will though, soon. I promise. 567 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:52,447 - Fine. 568 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,537 - Let me make it up to you, babe. 569 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,585 Sit right there, babe. 570 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,152 - Oh, yes, sir. 571 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,066 Ooh. 572 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,721 Yeah, baby. 573 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,423 - Don't even think about taking this blindfold off, 574 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:16,819 or you're gonna be in big, big, big trouble. 575 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:19,605 - Mm. 576 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,650 I love it when you order me around. 577 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,956 - Yeah, you do, babe. 578 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,741 BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick. 579 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,179 [lively music] ♪ Oh, bust the bank open 580 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,267 ♪ And drop it low 581 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,573 - No way you make this. 582 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,140 No fucking way. 583 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,664 Told you! You hit me right in the dick. 584 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,274 [crickets chirping] 585 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,667 - Baby boy, where are you? 586 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,843 Pearce? 587 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,501 Pearce, come on. I'm cold. 588 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,155 I need someone to warm me up. 589 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,028 You could say it's getting a little nippy. 590 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,032 Pearce! 591 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:56,946 OMG. 592 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,690 Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time. 593 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,824 You are, like, totally drying me up right now. 594 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:08,479 Babe, I'm seriously, like, so un-horny right now. 595 00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,743 [grass rustles] [Paisley giggles] 596 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,266 I didn't even hear you come out. 597 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,224 You're, like, so still. 598 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,836 [grass rustles] [ominous music] 599 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,881 Babe, knock it off and come here already. 600 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:22,972 [alligator growls] 601 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,147 Okay. I'm done. 602 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,020 [tense music] [alligator roars] 603 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:30,066 [Paisley screaming] 604 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,204 OMG! 605 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,947 [tense music continues] [alligator growling] 606 00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,340 [Paisley screaming] 607 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,517 [alligator growls] 608 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,259 [Paisley screams] 609 00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:51,740 [somber music] 610 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,220 ♪ You gotta get up [lively music] 611 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,177 - No way. 612 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,352 [Chad laughs] 613 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,920 told you! You suck, again! 614 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,313 [crickets chirping] 615 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,315 - You still ready for me? 616 00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,491 I'm all bricked up for you! 617 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,885 [ominous music] 618 00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:06,755 Huh? 619 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,539 Babe? 620 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,066 You know I don't like hide and seek, bro. 621 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:19,550 [ominous music] [crickets chirping] 622 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,206 Fine, fine, fine. 623 00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:30,736 I'm gonna find you, and when I do, 624 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,434 bad girl getting punished! 625 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,655 Big time. 626 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,835 [water splashing] 627 00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:47,796 I got you. [eerie music] 628 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,667 Paisley? 629 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,627 If you're swimming in there, you're dumb as hell. 630 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,585 There's snakes and shit in there. 631 00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:57,458 Fuck. 632 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:01,680 Okay. 633 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:03,986 I give up. 634 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,904 This game's dumb as hell. 635 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:13,082 It's fine. I don't even wanna bang anymore. 636 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:17,434 I'll just be sitting here, drinking solo I guess, 637 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:18,653 holding my dick. 638 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:22,788 Fucking condoms. 639 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,400 Shit ruins everything. 640 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,538 What a fucking bummer of a night. 641 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,326 [Pearce sighs] 642 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,589 [water splashes] 643 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:42,938 [ominous music] Bro. 644 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:44,723 [alligator growls] 645 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,463 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro! 646 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,249 - Hope sucks, Hope sucks, Hope sucks! 647 00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:50,424 [Chad laughs] [Hope groans] 648 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:51,991 You suck so bad! 649 00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,340 ♪ I keep it cool like a refrigerator ♪ 650 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,428 - [Chad] Come on, dork. 651 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:55,734 ♪ I got shit for sale 652 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,952 - Fuck! - Yes! 653 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,562 - I did it! - Bitches! 654 00:28:58,562 --> 00:28:59,694 - I can't believe I did that! - Yeah! 655 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,000 - You said you were good! 656 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,743 ♪ I said, girl, put your number in my phone ♪ 657 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,875 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 658 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,181 What about balls back? 659 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,399 - Yes. 660 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,574 - What the fuck is ball's back? 661 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:12,098 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 662 00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:13,099 We don't play those stupid frat boy rules. 663 00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:14,448 We won. You lost. 664 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:15,362 Drink up. 665 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,974 - [Sam] Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. 666 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,715 [Paisley distantly screams] 667 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,238 - Wait. Did you guys hear that? 668 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,372 - Hear what? 669 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,548 - No, turn the music down. I think I heard screaming. 670 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,463 - Hell yeah, you did. 671 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:32,727 My boy's probably out there, just tearing that ass up! 672 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,469 - No, no, no. I think I heard something too. 673 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,341 - Hope, what are you doing? 674 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,039 - Just hold on. Shh. 675 00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:44,217 - Okay. 676 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:48,221 [crickets chirping] 677 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:53,313 - I don't hear anything. 678 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,532 - I guess Pearce is a two-pump chum. 679 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,012 - No, babe. That's not true. 680 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,058 Not my boy. Trust me. 681 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:01,190 I taught him how to fuck. 682 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,889 [Chad chuckles] 683 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,284 Cool. 684 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:11,331 [crickets chirping] 685 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:17,554 Ugh. This is dumb as hell. 686 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,468 See? 687 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,864 He's good. Totally fine. 688 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,213 - Where's Paisley? I don't see her. 689 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,085 - I don't know, babe. 690 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:28,435 She's probably out there looking for reception or some shit. 691 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:31,090 - He isn't moving. Why isn't he moving? 692 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,743 - You're right. 693 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:35,050 - Post-nut clarity is a real thing, guys. 694 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:40,055 Relax, and look at him. He is 100% chill. 695 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,102 [eerie music] 696 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,974 [group screaming] 697 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,934 [alligator growls] 698 00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:55,027 Oh, shit! - It's looking right at us! 699 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:58,552 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 700 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,119 All right. Stay here. 701 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:01,642 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 702 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,165 - It's okay. It's okay. 703 00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:05,211 Shh, shh. Does anybody have a phone? 704 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,777 - Oh my God. 705 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:07,822 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 706 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,650 - [Sam] Call the cops. 707 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,913 - Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro! 708 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,828 - [Sam] Shit. 709 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,048 - It's gonna kill us! Did you see what it did to him? 710 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,137 - No, it won't, babe. No, it won't. 711 00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,095 He can't see us. 712 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,968 He's not tall enough to look over this wall, babe. Trust. 713 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,535 [foreboding music] [crickets chirping] 714 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:28,060 - Chad's right. He can't see us. 715 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:28,930 - No. 716 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:30,845 - He? 717 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,587 - What? 718 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,719 - Well, you said "he." 719 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:36,982 How do you know it's a he? 720 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,853 It could be a she or a they or- 721 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,376 - What the fuck difference does it make? 722 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,377 It just ate your friends! 723 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,639 [Sarah sobs] 724 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,119 [knocking at door] 725 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:45,642 - Oh, fuck, fuck! - Oh my God! 726 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,209 [knocking at door] 727 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,645 - It's ramming the door. It's ramming the door. 728 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,516 - Huh? 729 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:52,214 [ominous music] 730 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,918 [Hope sighs] 731 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:00,831 Okay. 732 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,401 See? I told you it can't get in. 733 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:10,015 [group scream] [foreboding music] 734 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:10,929 The fuck? 735 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:15,498 [alligator growls] 736 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,761 Oh, shit. How did it get up there so fast? 737 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,546 - Oh my God. 738 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,462 - You guys, it's on the fucking roof. 739 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,595 [alligator growls] 740 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:28,555 [foreboding music] 741 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:36,302 - Oh my God. It's leaving. 742 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,825 - Thank God. 743 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:40,132 - Yeah, for now. It knows where to find us. 744 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,482 - That scream. 745 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,528 - What? 746 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:49,141 - That scream you heard earlier, it sounded like Paisley. 747 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,272 - You think she could still be alive? 748 00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,796 - I don't know. Maybe. 749 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:55,277 You guys, she could still be out there. 750 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,323 - Yeah, as his fucking bait, bro. 751 00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:58,498 - Don't say that! 752 00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:00,239 - Babe, enough of this shit. 753 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,850 - Baby, where are you going? 754 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,895 - We're getting the fuck out of here! 755 00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:07,289 Fuck yeah! 756 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,117 - [Hope] You cannot be serious. 757 00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:11,206 - Look, the only way we're getting out of here 758 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:12,207 is with the Jeep. 759 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,122 I'm gonna go get it. 760 00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,211 I might even have to take this thing out for my boy Pearce! 761 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,299 - No, baby. It's too dangerous. 762 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,214 You can't! 763 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,042 - She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there. 764 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,001 I'm an alpha, bro! 765 00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:26,961 Yes! 766 00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:28,919 Okay, I'm gonna get the car 767 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:31,400 and reverse as close as I can to the door. 768 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,315 You all pile in and we GTFO! 769 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,797 On God, it's the only way. 770 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,974 - You're so brave. 771 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,236 - Or massively stupid. 772 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,977 Seriously, Chad! It's a bad idea! 773 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,848 - I'm gonna get us out of here. 774 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:47,155 I'll go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom. 775 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,417 He might even have a strap. 776 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,810 - A strap-on? 777 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,204 What are you gonna do, fuck it? 778 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:55,033 - What? No, bro, a strap. 779 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,252 A fucking gun. 780 00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,427 - Oh. 781 00:33:58,427 --> 00:33:59,994 - God. 782 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:02,083 - Yeah, God, Hope. Can you be serious for once? 783 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,693 You're such an idiot! 784 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,219 Baby, wait! Wait! 785 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,872 Don't leave me with them! 786 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,093 - [Chad] Fuck yeah! 787 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:13,051 - You okay? 788 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:15,618 - Not really. 789 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:17,751 You? 790 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:18,839 - No. 791 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,014 - Yeah. 792 00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:21,624 - And this plan is dumb as shit. 793 00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:23,061 - You can say that again. 794 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,758 - But I don't see any other way. 795 00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:29,937 - I mean, that gator, it seemed different. 796 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,463 Like, could that be even real? 797 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,465 It looked different, right? 798 00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:39,990 Like it was from another planet or something. 799 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,211 Like, none of this makes any sense. 800 00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,082 - I know. 801 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:50,523 - By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap, 802 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:54,657 I had no idea what he was talking about. 803 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:55,571 - I did. 804 00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,009 - Of course you did. 805 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,839 At least, if we do die tonight, 806 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,582 we'll die having beaten them in beer pong. 807 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:07,583 - Good point. 808 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,281 - Yeah. 809 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,934 - Hey, it'll be all right. 810 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,720 Chad has an idiot confidence. 811 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,593 Things always go right for people like that. 812 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,204 - Yeah. 813 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,118 - Let's go! 814 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,947 Oh, shit, Hope. I always thought you were gay. 815 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,776 - Fuck off. 816 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,126 - Not that there's anything wrong with that. 817 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,432 I'm actually an ally. 818 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,173 - It's not even the same thing. 819 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,783 - What? 820 00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,742 - Chad, are you sure this is a good idea? 821 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:37,831 I mean, maybe we can come up with something better. 822 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,355 - I was born for it. 823 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:43,271 - I'm like fucking SEAL Team Six, bro. 824 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:44,446 [Chad imitates gunfire] 825 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:47,449 [Chad chuckles] 826 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:48,842 - So hot. 827 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,713 - Thanks, babe. 828 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,889 - Okay. Is there anything we can do? 829 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:53,803 - Nah. 830 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,371 It's all me. 831 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,291 The second I go out there- 832 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,466 - Fuck. 833 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,033 - You guys lock this door, okay? 834 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:09,906 I'm gonna stay low and make my way to the car. 835 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,170 No matter what happens to me out there, 836 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,477 do not open the door until I back the car up, okay? 837 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:16,304 Okay, babe? 838 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:17,827 Okay? Okay? 839 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,351 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 840 00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,482 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 841 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:21,788 [Sarah indistinctly stammers] 842 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,746 - Babe, I have no fear. 843 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:26,880 Zero. 844 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,318 I need you to stay strong for me. 845 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,928 - Okay. 846 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,453 - I got this, babe. You know it, right? 847 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,324 - Okay. 848 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,849 - I'm just built different, babe. 849 00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:42,678 [dramatic music] 850 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:44,506 Mwah! 851 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,247 Woo. 852 00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,468 Oh, yeah. No fear. 853 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:52,862 No fucking fear. 854 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:56,736 Fear is weakness. Pain is weakness. 855 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:01,088 - Good luck, man. 856 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,440 - You may be an idiot, but you are brave. 857 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,402 - Guys, it's nothing. This thing ain't got shit on me. 858 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:11,533 Let's go! Oh! 859 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,928 - Go get 'em, babe! - Woo! 860 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,670 [ominous music] 861 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,019 - Okay. 862 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:22,196 [crickets chirping] 863 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,110 Oh, fuck. 864 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,200 Fuck, fuck. - He's panicking. 865 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,723 I can't. - He's totally fine. 866 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,029 Shut up. - I can't fucking do this. 867 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,465 - Go get 'em, baby! - Woo! 868 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:33,642 [group cheers over each other] 869 00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:34,904 - You're good, pal. 870 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,166 - That's good. 871 00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:39,257 Fuck. 872 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,955 - He can do it. He's totally gonna get it. 873 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,565 Move. - Okay, sorry. 874 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,611 [crickets chirping] [suspenseful music] 875 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,091 - [Sam] Okay. Here he goes, here he goes. 876 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:49,092 - [Hope] Okay. 877 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,093 - Stay low! Stay low! 878 00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,312 - You got it. Stay low. 879 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,922 - [Sam] Come on, buddy. 880 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,489 - [Hope] Why is he walking like that? 881 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:56,970 - [Sarah] It's an athletic stance. 882 00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,755 - Yay! - Go get it, baby! 883 00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:01,017 - Woo! - Yeah! 884 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,367 - He's got this. 885 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,933 - Yeah. - Hurry up. 886 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:09,678 [Chad yelps] [tense music] 887 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,203 - Hello? 888 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,205 - Go, go, go! 889 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,294 - Come on! 890 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,730 Do something! - Go! 891 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:19,645 Come on! 892 00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:20,472 - Hello? 893 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,217 - [Sarah] OMG. 894 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,916 - Oh, fuck! 895 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,483 Paisley! - He put the katana down! 896 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,006 - Where's the gator? Huh? 897 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,747 - He's close. 898 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,705 - Okay, okay, I got you. 899 00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,098 I'm gonna get us out of here, okay? It's gonna be all good. 900 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,882 Stay with me. Let's go. 901 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,231 Go. You got it. 902 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:42,494 - Oh, Paisley! 903 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,017 - Oh my God! - Paisley! 904 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,279 - Paisley! - I totally forgot about her. 905 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,933 - [Chad] Walk with me now, okay? 906 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,804 - [Hope] Oh, oh, shit. 907 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,892 - [Chad] I got her! 908 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:50,980 - Oh, put her back. 909 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:51,677 Put her back. - Ew. 910 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:53,069 - Ew! 911 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,462 [group screaming] - Chad! 912 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:55,420 - Oh my God. - Gator, there it is! 913 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,943 - Oh my God, the gator! 914 00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:58,248 [alligator growls] [tense music] 915 00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,598 - Oh, fuck! 916 00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,034 [Paisley screams] Fuck! 917 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,818 - [Group] Oh my God. 918 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,124 [alligator growls] 919 00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,212 - [Chad] Oh, shit! 920 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,561 - [Sarah] Paisley! 921 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:07,693 [alligator growls] 922 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:08,868 - [Sam] Army crawl. 923 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:10,870 Army crawl. - You can do it! 924 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,915 - Come back! Come back! 925 00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,526 - Oh, fuck! - Oh my God! 926 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,092 - [Chad] Stay away from us! 927 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:16,963 - No! - Chad! 928 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,356 [Chad grunts] 929 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,182 - Shit! 930 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,532 - Oh, God. 931 00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:22,011 - I'm warning you. 932 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,144 Back up, fucker! Whoa! 933 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,363 - Yes! - Nice, nice, nice. 934 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,364 Come on. 935 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,191 - Come on, motherfucker. 936 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:29,410 I'm gonna make some fucking boots out of your ass! 937 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,411 Hi-yah! 938 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,978 [Chad grunts] 939 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,327 Who's your daddy? Huh? 940 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,894 Say it. Fuck you! 941 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:37,592 [Chad grunting] 942 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:40,943 - Come on! - Go, go! 943 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,293 - You ain't got shit on me. 944 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,382 Back, bitch! 945 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,732 [Chad grunts] 946 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:47,950 - Get him, baby! - All right, good. 947 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,561 - Yeah! - Get him! 948 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:50,344 - Okay, yes. - There we go, there we go. 949 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,346 [Chad grunting] 950 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,174 - Oh! - Oh, whoa, whoa. 951 00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:57,003 - Get back, bitch! Fucking go back to your home! 952 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,483 Fuck you! 953 00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,353 - Oh my God. - Come on, come on. 954 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:00,572 Get it! 955 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:02,051 - Bitch! 956 00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:05,403 [mysterious music] [Chad gasps] 957 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,752 - What the? 958 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:07,622 Whoa. 959 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,537 [dramatic music] 960 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,756 What the fuck? 961 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,063 Bro! 962 00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,456 [alligator growls] 963 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,631 Bro. 964 00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:19,373 [group screams] 965 00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:24,204 [crickets chirping] 966 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:30,166 [Sarah sobbing] [solemn music] 967 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,690 - He was so sweet. 968 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,519 Why? 969 00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,174 Why is this happening to me? 970 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:44,659 We were gonna get married someday. 971 00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:48,750 - Uh, yeah. 972 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,886 I'm really sorry, Sarah. 973 00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:55,757 - Yeah. 974 00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,846 Yeah. 975 00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,718 What the fuck are we gonna do? 976 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,546 - I don't know. That thing didn't even look real. 977 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:02,460 - Well, it is. You saw what it just did to Chad. 978 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,897 [Sarah sobs] 979 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:06,028 Sorry, Sarah. 980 00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:10,250 How the fuck are we gonna get outta here? 981 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,077 - I don't know. 982 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,295 - Sam! 983 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,383 - I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 984 00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,301 What if we, like, distracted it with our food or something? 985 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,129 - Do you think that thing's gonna want 986 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,262 Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan tahini dip and some olives? 987 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,481 - Yeah. Maybe. 988 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,396 - Still alive. 989 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,097 - What was that, Sarah? 990 00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:35,841 - Do you think he could still be alive, like Paisley? 991 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:37,495 - Who? 992 00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:39,192 - Chad! 993 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:40,976 - Um. 994 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,064 - Uh. 995 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:43,457 - Maybe. 996 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,720 - [Hope and Sam] Yeah, yeah. 997 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,895 - Probably. 998 00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:47,940 - [Hope] It's looking good. 999 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,245 - Mhm. 1000 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:52,292 There's a big chance. 1001 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,336 Yeah. 1002 00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:54,903 - [Hope] Yeah. 1003 00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:56,209 [knocking at door] [ominous music] 1004 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,384 - Chad! Chad! 1005 00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:00,866 [tense music] [Sarah yelps] 1006 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:01,736 - Paisley! - Christ! 1007 00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,521 - Oh my God! 1008 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,478 - Holy fuck. I completely forgot about her. 1009 00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:06,001 - Help! It's so big! 1010 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,003 [tense music] [alligator growls] 1011 00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:10,397 - No, ew! Get off me! 1012 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:13,400 Get off me! [Paisley screams] 1013 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,575 Get off me! 1014 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:18,579 [Sarah and Paisley screaming] 1015 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,713 [ominous music] 1016 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,018 - What are you doing? 1017 00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:24,063 - It's okay. 1018 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,332 [foreboding music] 1019 00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,333 - Do you see it? 1020 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,117 [Sam sighs] 1021 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,249 - Oh, no, no. 1022 00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,602 Wait, look, look, look. Look, over there. 1023 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,082 - [Sarah] No, no, no. 1024 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,257 [Sarah whimpers] 1025 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,258 - By the basketball hoop. 1026 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:46,825 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1027 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:51,612 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music] 1028 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,615 - Oh my God. 1029 00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:58,488 [ominous music] [alligator growling] 1030 00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:01,448 [Paisley coughing] 1031 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:04,146 [Sarah panting] 1032 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:06,888 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1033 00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,934 It's gonna fucking eat her! 1034 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,589 - Okay. We need to distract it. 1035 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:15,375 - It's been kind of nice, just the two of us. 1036 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,334 I mean, what do we do? 1037 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,901 - The food. The food. 1038 00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:22,295 We can distract it with the food. 1039 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,818 The, the, the- 1040 00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:25,341 - The dip, the dip! - The dip shit 1041 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:27,082 that she likes to eat, that disgusting 1042 00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:28,214 Gwyneth Paltrow. - Get it, get it, get it! 1043 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,129 - [Hope] LA shit she likes. 1044 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,739 Where the hell would you keep something like that? 1045 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:32,914 Oh, the fridge! 1046 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,263 - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 1047 00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:37,223 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1048 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,398 - Okay, okay, okay. 1049 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:39,094 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1050 00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:40,313 - What? 1051 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,531 - Are you sure? 1052 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,403 - Yes. We have to try something. 1053 00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:44,404 Okay? 1054 00:43:44,404 --> 00:43:45,405 - Okay, okay, okay. 1055 00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,101 - Don't be a baby. 1056 00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:47,407 Okay. 1057 00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:48,974 Here we go. 1058 00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:51,237 [tense music] 1059 00:43:51,237 --> 00:43:53,456 Hey, asshole! Come get it! 1060 00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:59,288 [alligator growls] 1061 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,551 Oh! Okay! 1062 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:06,731 [ominous music] 1063 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:13,651 [hoop rattles] 1064 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,353 - Oh my God, Pearce! Ew! 1065 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:22,616 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! 1066 00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:25,358 [tense music] 1067 00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:28,143 [ominous music] 1068 00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:31,712 - Huh, shit. Gators like tahini dip. 1069 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,931 - [Hope] Oh, thank God. 1070 00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,846 - Come on, come on, come on. 1071 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:37,239 - [Sarah] Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 1072 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,414 - Yeah! - Come on, come on! 1073 00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,764 Get in there! Get in the car! 1074 00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,287 [Sarah screams] 1075 00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,462 - úShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, 1076 00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,203 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1077 00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:45,639 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1078 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:46,727 - Oh, she made it! 1079 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,381 - Yes! - She made it! 1080 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,425 - Okay! 1081 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:52,428 [suspenseful music] 1082 00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:56,563 - I think I insulted it with the dip. 1083 00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:57,651 - Oh my God. 1084 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,483 Oh my God. The keys. 1085 00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:06,138 [ominous music] 1086 00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:07,400 - Oh. Oh, shit. 1087 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,314 - [Sam] Uh. 1088 00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:09,837 - Oh my God. 1089 00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:10,795 [Sarah yelps] [alligator growls] 1090 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:12,492 Shit. Oh my God, shit. 1091 00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:14,015 Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator. 1092 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:17,062 I promise I'll return my gator handbag. 1093 00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:19,760 [Sarah gasping] 1094 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:21,806 Okay, Sarah. 1095 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,634 You can do this. You can do this. 1096 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:29,683 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music] 1097 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:38,300 [alligator growls] 1098 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:43,218 [Sarah panting] [foreboding music continues] 1099 00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:44,524 [alligator growls] [tense music] 1100 00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:47,353 [Sarah screaming] 1101 00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:48,223 - Oh, God! 1102 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:50,704 Help me move the couch. 1103 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,358 - Okay. Okay. Okay. 1104 00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:54,142 - Okay. 1105 00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,665 [Sam grunts] 1106 00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:56,492 You got it? 1107 00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,407 - [Hope] Yeah. 1108 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,627 - Okay, okay. Now pull it. 1109 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,372 Okay. Okay. 1110 00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:16,469 Is it bizarrely quiet? 1111 00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:22,214 - Why isn't it trying to get in? 1112 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:23,998 - Maybe the dip killed it. 1113 00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:26,740 - I can't fucking believe this is happening. 1114 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,742 - Better them than us, right? 1115 00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:30,048 - Yeah. 1116 00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:31,527 - Right? 1117 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:32,354 - Are you kidding me? 1118 00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:33,225 - Shit, shit. 1119 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:37,272 [crickets chirping] 1120 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:45,933 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 1121 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,938 - I didn't even wanna fucking be here, okay? 1122 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,548 My mom guilt tripped me into coming 1123 00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:54,463 so I could get to know Chad better. 1124 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,945 Why did I listen? I could be home. 1125 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:02,123 Instead, I am in the fucking redneck riviera, 1126 00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:04,604 hiding from a man-eating gator! 1127 00:47:04,604 --> 00:47:07,346 - I didn't even want to be here either. 1128 00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:08,956 - At least they're your friends. 1129 00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:11,089 Well, they were. 1130 00:47:12,438 --> 00:47:13,743 - I mean, not really. 1131 00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:16,921 Those guys are fucking assholes. 1132 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:20,359 I don't even like them, and they sound dumb as shit. 1133 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:21,926 - So why did you come? 1134 00:47:23,188 --> 00:47:24,058 - I, uh... 1135 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,192 I heard you were coming. 1136 00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:31,544 - But you didn't even know me. 1137 00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:35,765 - Chad kinda showed me a picture of you, 1138 00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:39,334 and I may have stalked your Instagram. 1139 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,597 - You did? 1140 00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:43,469 - Yeah. 1141 00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:47,125 I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now. 1142 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,605 It's probably 'cause we're both gonna die tonight, but yeah. 1143 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,175 - That's kind of creepy. 1144 00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:58,049 - Sorry. 1145 00:47:58,049 --> 00:47:59,180 - But cute. 1146 00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:02,792 [gentle music] 1147 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:34,650 [alligator growls] [Sam gasps] 1148 00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:36,087 - Oh, God. 1149 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:42,528 [crickets chirping] 1150 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:56,281 [foreboding music] 1151 00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:03,331 [birds chirping] 1152 00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:22,002 [ominous music] [alligator growls] 1153 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:39,933 [gentle music] 1154 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:52,076 [Sam gasps] [mysterious music] 1155 00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,251 Hey. Wake up. 1156 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,252 - What, what, what, what, what? 1157 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:55,557 - We fell asleep. 1158 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:57,864 - Shit. 1159 00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,431 - [Sam] Yeah. 1160 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:00,910 - I was hoping this was all just a nightmare. 1161 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,174 - Yeah, me too. 1162 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:06,742 - How long were we out? 1163 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,440 - A few hours or so. 1164 00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:13,271 - Do you think it's still out there? 1165 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:16,883 I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away. 1166 00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:17,797 - Maybe. 1167 00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:22,236 [playful music] 1168 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:31,071 - Oh. I'll go check. 1169 00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:32,029 - Yeah. Thank you. 1170 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:37,295 [foreboding music] 1171 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,733 - Okay. 1172 00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:41,647 It's fine. 1173 00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:45,303 [tense music] [Sam gasps] 1174 00:50:45,303 --> 00:50:46,217 - What? 1175 00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:48,001 [Sam screams] 1176 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,568 - [Sam] Holy shit! 1177 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,920 - So? 1178 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,703 - Yeah, so it was just right outside the window, 1179 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:55,574 waiting for us. 1180 00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:56,444 - Fuck! 1181 00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:57,619 - [Sam] Yeah. 1182 00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,186 - And Sarah, I mean, is she- 1183 00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:01,232 - Dead, arm severed, keys in her hand. 1184 00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:02,537 I think we're fucked. 1185 00:51:02,537 --> 00:51:04,452 - Well, what is it doing? 1186 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:06,019 - Oh, you know, it's like regular alligator stuff, 1187 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:07,586 just floating through the air, 1188 00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,109 circling the corpse of our best friend. 1189 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,632 - Did you see anyone else out there? 1190 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,287 - No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all. 1191 00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:14,114 - Fuck! 1192 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:19,163 - Yeah. 1193 00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:20,512 - The keys. 1194 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,427 - What? 1195 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,516 - The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hand. 1196 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,474 - Yeah. Her bloody, disgusting, severed hand. 1197 00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:29,477 - Okay, okay, so then what if we distract it? 1198 00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:30,957 - We give it her other hand! 1199 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:31,871 - No. 1200 00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:35,440 We lead it outside and then we make a break for it 1201 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,442 and we grab the keys and we just get the fuck out of here. 1202 00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:38,965 - No, no, no, no, no. That didn't work. 1203 00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,488 We already tried that. 1204 00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:42,099 Remember, with the vegan Goop tahini dip? 1205 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,230 He doesn't want that. He's too smart for it. 1206 00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:45,102 He wants us. He wants meat. 1207 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,668 - Okay, well, we have to try something, 1208 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:48,714 or else we're gonna end up like them. 1209 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,933 - I like my hands. I want two hands. 1210 00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:53,110 - I know, so I need you to think. 1211 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,372 - The Bluetooth speaker! 1212 00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:55,373 - What? 1213 00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:56,200 - Get the speaker. 1214 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,201 - [Hope] Okay. 1215 00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:59,333 - What if we somehow 1216 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,161 connect our phone and play some loud-ass song 1217 00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,510 and we throw it out this door? 1218 00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,425 The gator thinks it's us. 1219 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,948 Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car. 1220 00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:07,167 - Holy shit. That might actually work. 1221 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,777 You're a genius. I love you. 1222 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:11,302 Okay, okay, okay. God, these fucking things. 1223 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:16,089 - [Speaker] Connecting to King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1224 00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,656 - It's still connected to his phone! 1225 00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:18,657 - Hurry up! 1226 00:52:18,657 --> 00:52:20,528 - Okay, okay, okay. 1227 00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:23,009 - [Speaker] Disconnecting King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1228 00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:24,184 - Oh, yeah, nice. 1229 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:27,361 [suspenseful music] 1230 00:52:27,361 --> 00:52:28,536 - Hurry! 1231 00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,016 - [Hope] Okay, okay, okay. 1232 00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,974 - [Speaker] Connecting to Hope iPhone. 1233 00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:32,975 - Oh, oh, oh. 1234 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,194 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 1235 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:35,761 Are you ready? Are you ready? 1236 00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:37,328 - No, no, no. Get it, get it, get it. 1237 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,459 - Okay, okay, okay. Shit, the speaker. 1238 00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:39,286 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1239 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,461 Are you ready? 1240 00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:41,941 - [Sam] Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. 1241 00:52:41,941 --> 00:52:43,508 - Wait. 1242 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,945 [tender music] 1243 00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:47,468 - What was that for? 1244 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:50,036 - That's in case you get eaten alive. 1245 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,431 Oh! 1246 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:55,607 - That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before. 1247 00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:56,521 - Oh! 1248 00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:58,436 Oh. Okay. 1249 00:52:58,436 --> 00:52:59,263 - Let's do it. 1250 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,177 - Right! 1251 00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:03,441 Hey, asshole, come get it! 1252 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,312 [lively music] ♪ Come on 1253 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:06,879 ♪ Seems to me some things I've seen about the scenery ♪ 1254 00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,141 ♪ I can't believe 1255 00:53:08,141 --> 00:53:09,316 - Go, go, go! - Okay, okay! 1256 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:10,926 [Sam and Hope shout] 1257 00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:12,885 [vocalist indistinctly rapping] 1258 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:15,104 ♪ Too bad you too mad 'cause you trash ♪ 1259 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,803 ♪ Two Mexicans sneaking through the border ♪ 1260 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:21,154 ♪ She rep me like she looking for more ♪ 1261 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:23,461 ♪ Gatekeeper gotta go harder, I'm too hot ♪ 1262 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:27,508 [tense music] [alligator growls] 1263 00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:30,381 - Get the keys! Get the keys! 1264 00:53:30,381 --> 00:53:31,382 - Sarah! 1265 00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:33,993 [foreboding music] 1266 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,081 [Sam whimpers] 1267 00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:36,561 - I'm sorry, Sarah! 1268 00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,084 Okay, okay, okay. 1269 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:39,520 - [Sam] Hurry! Hurry! 1270 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,087 - [Hope] Oh my God. Oh my God. 1271 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:42,567 - Hurry, throw me the keys! Throw me the keys! 1272 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:44,133 - [Hope] Her fingers are still clutching it. 1273 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,657 - Just throw me the arm! It's a push to start! 1274 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,963 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, ready? 1275 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:49,138 Here we go. Are you ready? 1276 00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:50,618 Are you ready? Here we go. 1277 00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:52,098 Oh my God. 1278 00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:53,578 [Hope cheers] [Sam groans] 1279 00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:55,188 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1280 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:57,973 [Sam groans] [tense music] 1281 00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:58,974 Oh, oh, oh. 1282 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:07,156 [footsteps echoing] [ominous music] 1283 00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,863 [footsteps booming] 1284 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:27,438 [dramatic music] [alligator growling] 1285 00:54:29,222 --> 00:54:31,311 - Holy fucking shit. 1286 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:34,401 - Sam, get us the fuck out of here now! 1287 00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:37,709 [Sam gasps] [tense music] 1288 00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:40,015 [alligator growls] 1289 00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:45,064 [Hope screams] [tense music] 1290 00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:52,332 - [Speaker] Battery at 3%. Reducing volume. 1291 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:55,683 [tense music continues] 1292 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,734 - Wait. He stopped. 1293 00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:03,604 He's giving up. 1294 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:04,431 - What? 1295 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:05,998 - Look! 1296 00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:08,305 - [Speaker] Battery at 1%. Powering down. 1297 00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:11,873 - What the hell am I even looking at? 1298 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,270 - It shrunk. Oh my God. 1299 00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:20,708 [Sam chuckles] 1300 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:21,927 - I can't believe it! 1301 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,145 - How is that even possible? 1302 00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:24,321 - Who cares? We did it. 1303 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,322 We really fucking did it! 1304 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,497 [Sam and Hope chuckle] 1305 00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:27,367 - Mwah. 1306 00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:30,065 - What was that one for? 1307 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:32,851 - That's a taste of what's gonna happen later. 1308 00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:34,113 - [Sam] I like the sound of that. 1309 00:55:34,113 --> 00:55:35,723 - [Hope] Yeah! Woo! 1310 00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:40,641 [playful music] 1311 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,953 [peaceful music] Sam? 1312 00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,171 - [Sam] Yeah? 1313 00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,738 - [Hope] That's not my hand. 1314 00:55:50,738 --> 00:55:52,479 - [Sam] Oh, fuck! 1315 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,439 [foreboding music] 1316 00:55:56,831 --> 00:55:59,791 [alligator growls] 1317 00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:03,882 [tense music] 1318 00:56:45,227 --> 00:56:48,622 [tense music continues] 1319 00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:33,667 [tense music continues]