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[laughing]
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Your usual.
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With ghost peppers and extra sriracha.
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Hooray! My hot, hot dog.
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[head whistles]
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[burps, panting]
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Milk will put out that fire.
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[slurps]
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[sighs]
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See you again tomorrow.
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[laughs]
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[pants] Give it!
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Let go!
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Oh, great! Thanks a lot.
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Look what you did!
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[grunts] You were the one pulling.
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This is your fault.
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[scoffs] Well, it's broken now.
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I don't want it.
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[scoffs] Just leave it.
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- It's ruined.
- [approaching thuds]
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[hot dog vendor] Huh? Whoa!
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Oh, what on Earth? [screams]
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Citizens of New York, surrender!
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For we have…
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- [mumbling, indistinct]
- [bystander 1] All I'm hearing is mumbles.
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- [bystander 2] I don't hear anything.
- [bystander 3] I can't hear anything!
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- What's he saying?
- [bystanders clamoring]
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Now, bow before your new overlords,
Red Skull and Hydra!
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Uh, sorry!
Uh, we couldn't hear you down here!
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What'd you say your name was?
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I am the Red Skull!
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Ooh, isn't it obvious?
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From the red? And the skull?
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My skull, look, it's red. Red Skull!
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What? Louder!
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We can't hear you!
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Quickly, the megaphone.
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- [grunts]
- Ow!
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Not for throwing.
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For talking, dummkopf.
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Ah! Never mind!
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- [beeping]
- Attack!
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- [lasers firing]
- [bystanders screaming]
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[cackles]
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I am Red Skull! And this city is now mine.
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Your newspapers are mine.
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Your phones are mine.
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Your hot dogs are mine!
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[cackles]
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[groans]
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You put ghost peppers on this.
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What is wrong with you people?
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[pants] Water!
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Water!
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- Ooh, boss. Water will just make it worse.
- [panting]
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Milk then!
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Someone blew up the milk truck.
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[fire crackling]
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- [grunts]
- [groans]
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Attack again!
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- [explosions]
- [bystanders screaming]
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Ah, the sweet sound of victory.
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- [Hulk roars]
- Huh? What is that?
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Oof! Ooh.
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[laughs, grunts]
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[roars]
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Again with the Hydra?
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Uh, Tony, can we liven it up?
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F.R.I.D.A.Y., drop a beat.
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♪ You can't touch this ♪
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Yes! [gasps]
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This is Mjolnir's favorite song.
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♪ You can't touch this ♪
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♪ You can't touch this ♪
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[Iron Man] I don't think so, Hydra.
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♪ My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "Oh, my Lord ♪
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♪ Thank you for blessing me" ♪
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[roars, grunting]
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[grunting, roaring]
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Nice shield, Cap.
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You too, Cap.
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[background vocalizing]
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♪ Stop, Hammer time! ♪
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♪ "Go with the flow", it is said ♪
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♪ If you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead ♪
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You go low. I'll go high. [grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [Thor chuckles]
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I used to do all the moves to this song.
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- Wait, wait, wait. You dance?
- But of course.
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Who do you think created
the Electric Slide?
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♪ You can't touch this ♪
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- [music stops]
- Less dance. More smash!
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[grunts]
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Oh, these Avengers!
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Always assembling here, assembling there.
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Assemble, assemble, assemble.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I'm here, Natasha!
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[gasps] Dad?
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[grunts]
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Don't worry, Natasha.
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[sighs] What are you doing here?
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You haven't called me.
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I figured you need me to protect you.
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So, Red Guardian is here.
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- [grunts]
- [groans] I don't need your help!
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Wait! Wait for your papa!
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[Black Widow grunts]
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♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
Crawled up the waterspout ♪
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You are the spider! Crawling!
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Only it's not a waterspout!
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Get it? [laughs]
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[sighs] He's dad-splaining
his own dad joke.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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You think you can defeat me?
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- [Black Widow grunts]
- [grunts]
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I think I already did.
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- Found you, little Tasha.
- [sighs] Please don't call me that, Dad.
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Dad? You used to call me Papa.
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Now you call me Dad?
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[sighs] It is a strange word.
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Dad.
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Listen to me say it.
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[slowly] Dad.
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- Can we not do this right now?
- [jetpack powers up]
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[screams] Auf Wiedersehen, fools.
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[groaning] Dad.
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They may have taken this day,
but in the end,
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I will gain the upper ha... [shrieks]
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[whimpering]
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Red Skull gave us the slip, but I had him.
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- Until...
- [slurps] Mmm.
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- Some fun, yes?
- [sighs]
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You climbing and fighting. Me chasing.
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Just like the old days.
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Remember the song
we used to sing at bath time?
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♪ Tisha, Tasha
Time for a washa ♪
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♪ Splisha and splasha
In the batha ♪
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- Dad!
- Why so unhappy?
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So Red Skull ran away.
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We'll get him next time.
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They should call him Red Skulk.
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Because he is so good at skulking away.
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[laughs]
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Ah, little Tasha loves my corny jokes.
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- [slurps]
- [Thor thuds, laughs]
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Oh, knocking down
all these Hydra goons has given me a need.
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A need for knocking some pins down!
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[Avengers] Bowling night!
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Bowling?
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[laughs] I love bowling!
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Dad, no.
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It's an Avengers bowling night.
You're not an Avenger.
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These are my friends. Not yours.
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Under no circumstances whatsoever
in a million years
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are you coming bowling with us.
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[Avengers cheer]
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- You did it!
- Got 'em all.
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- There you go!
- Finally, I've got some competition.
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Thor, buddy! Always fashionably late.
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Uh-oh.
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[stammers] I overdressed.
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[sighs] Better change.
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- [thunderclap]
- No.
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- [thunderclap]
- No.
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- [thunderclap]
- [imitates frog]
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- [thunderclap]
- [sighs] Nice.
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Wow. Natasha, this place has everything.
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[chuckles] We know who's going to win.
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Natasha always crushes us.
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Six times in a row.
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But maybe tonight we crown a new champ.
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Aw, it's so sweet
when you guys are delusional.
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- [Avengers laugh]
- Yeah, right.
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- [laughs]
- [clattering]
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[upbeat synth rock playing]
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[sighs] Come on, Rollnir. We can do this.
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[grunts]
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- [Avengers cheer]
- Yes!
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[chuckling] Yeah, Thor! All right.
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Man, I am good.
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But we knew that already.
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Out of the way, Tony.
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Come on, Hulk.
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Don't throw it this time!
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[strains, grunts]
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- What?
- Huh?
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[giggles]
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- [pins clattering]
- Yes! Strike!
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Oh, man. Nat only needs one more pin.
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Oh, look at that. I'm up next.
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With a chance to win.
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[chuckles] Pardon me.
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[breathes heavily]
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Uh, that ball looks heavy.
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I don't want you to get hurt.
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Maybe you should try a different one.
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Dad.
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And focus.
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Block out all distractions and focus.
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Dad, back up. Please.
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[inhales deeply, blows]
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- Block out distractions!
- [grunts, stammers]
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Oopsie. You see?
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The ball was heavy.
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00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,750
But that's okay.
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You can try again!
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- [laughs]
- Oh, boy.
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Little Natasha, don't be sad.
And don't give up.
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You'll get it next time.
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And your papa can be here to help you.
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Right behind you.
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Right there with you all the time.
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[laughs] Oh, my baby girl.
Always being so...
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Dad, stop it!
Stop pretending to be an Avenger!
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00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,500
Stop hovering over me all the time
and getting in my way!
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00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,875
I-I... I'm sorry.
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Let me make it up to you.
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00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:17,791
Uh, this weekend, you and your papa
can both make pancakes together.
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[stammers]
Just like when you were little, huh?
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I am not a little kid anymore.
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00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,083
Hmm. That anger's gonna eat her up.
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00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,750
I can explain how to build
a quantum field Ping-Pong table,
226
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,416
but I can't explain how dads work.
227
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:51,166
'Cause my pops was both my biggest fan
and the biggest pain in my iron butt.
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00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,875
You wanna talk about it?
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Your angry death glare says, "Go away."
230
00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:58,666
But you know talking about it
will make you feel better.
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My angry death glare doesn't work anymore?
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00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,916
Oh, no.
It's still a great angry death glare.
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00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,375
Very scary.
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00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,541
We're friends, Nat.
You can tell me what's going on.
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[sighs]
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00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,500
I shouldn't have yelled at him.
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00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:15,458
But he keeps telling me what to do,
how to do it.
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Treating me like a little kid.
It just makes me so angry.
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00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:21,458
It's not always easy to see
where they're coming from.
240
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,791
I never understood that about my dad.
241
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:26,416
At least not until after he was gone.
242
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,583
[sighs] I didn't mean to blow up at him.
243
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,291
But he has to realize I'm grown-up now.
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00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,708
Maybe you need to tell him that.
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00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,500
[sighs]
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[sighs] Why did you have to grow up?
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Things were easier then.
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Ah, yes. I could use a hug.
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Wait a minute. What is this?
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[grunting]
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00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,208
[straining] Someone! Anyone!
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00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,291
I can't...
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00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,833
Natasha!
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00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,583
Dad. Dad!
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00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:13,000
We need to... Dad?
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00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:18,875
Dad?
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00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,041
Dad!
258
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:27,125
Sorry, how did we get
on the subject of Santa Claus?
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00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,916
Ah, yes. The legend of Kris Kringle.
260
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,458
One of my father's favorite bedtime tales.
261
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:36,958
Putting tiny little swords and axes under
the pillows of all the children of Asgard.
262
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,791
Whoa! Yeah, well,
Steve over here still believes in Santa.
263
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,125
I might still hold a candle. [chuckles]
264
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,541
Please tell me you still leave out
milk and cookies.
265
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,000
Let me get this straight.
We have a Norse god,
266
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,125
a man whose heart powers his armor suit,
a giant green man,
267
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,791
but Santa is the reach?
268
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,208
That's the bridge too far?
269
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,291
[grunts]
270
00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:01,125
- Isn't that against the rules?
- Nope.
271
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,666
Something happened to my dad.
272
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,541
I-I found his phone on the floor,
but there's no sign of him.
273
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:08,041
Tower security didn't log
Red Guardian leaving.
274
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,250
But it did just log someone arriving.
275
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,625
Red Guardian did not leave. He was taken.
276
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,041
T'Challa?
277
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,125
Apologies for my unannounced arrival.
278
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,291
But I fear my most recent investigation
279
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,750
may be connected
with Black Widow's father.
280
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,750
I was pursuing
the villain known as Red Ghost.
281
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,375
Here to stop me, Black Panther?
282
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,583
[laughs]
Another game of cat and mouse, is it?
283
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:36,208
Except this time, there is no mouse.
284
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,000
There is only I, the Red Ghost.
285
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,708
Drop the vibranium.
286
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,291
I have better idea. Hear me out.
287
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,833
- You run for your life.
- [weapon powering up]
288
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:48,208
[laughs]
289
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,458
Oh. You were so close.
290
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:55,458
But no one gets the drop on the Red Ghost.
291
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:57,583
- [laughs]
- [Black Panther grunts]
292
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:04,541
By the time he gets downstairs,
I will be long gone.
293
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,375
- [window shatters]
- What?
294
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,000
Are you serious?
295
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,750
[panting]
296
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,791
[panting] Huh?
297
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:20,083
[grunts, panting]
No one gets the drop on...
298
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,333
[screams]
299
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,291
[Black Panther]
Red Ghost could not have escaped
300
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:33,000
under such mysterious circumstances.
301
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,500
And he would not have left
the vibranium behind. Not willingly.
302
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,625
And you didn't see who got him?
303
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:43,291
No. But whoever or whatever took him
left behind this.
304
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:47,541
The material is technologically beyond
anything that we have seen on Earth.
305
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,041
Red Ghost disappeared,
so did Red Guardian.
306
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,500
And no one's seen any sign of Red Skull.
307
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,500
Weird coincidence.
308
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,250
- [beeps]
- I have discovered a peculiar commonality
309
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,291
beyond the three missing individuals.
310
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,708
- Observe.
- Whoa!
311
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:02,625
Omega Red, Red Raven,
312
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:05,333
Red 9, Red Stone, Red Shift,
313
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,500
Red King?
314
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:09,291
So, what's the connection?
315
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,625
Hulk, they all have the word "red"
in their names.
316
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,083
And they're all marked missing.
317
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,000
- Not all of them.
- [beeps]
318
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,291
[Iron Man] Red She-Hulk?
319
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,125
The only superpowered individual
with "red" in their name
320
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,541
who has not vanished.
321
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,541
Um… I might know where to find her.
322
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,916
Good. She might be our only lead
to finding my dad.
323
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,208
[Red Guardian grunting]
324
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,171
- [punches landing]
- [Red Ghost] Can you get out?
325
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,583
- [Red Skull grunts] No!
- [grunts]
326
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,041
What is this? Where are we?
327
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,375
Ah, good. You're awake.
328
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,208
Red Ghost, Red Guardian, Red Skull.
329
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,875
It's nice to finally meet you in person.
330
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,500
And you've met my robots already.
331
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,291
Huh?
332
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,291
Broken?
333
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,375
Broken?
334
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:59,666
[sighs] Bumps you down
from near mint to very fine.
335
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,583
- [grunts] Not worth keeping.
- [device beeps]
336
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,875
Red Guardian.
337
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:10,625
Not exactly a spring chicken anymore,
but I like the look of you.
338
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,541
Oh, thank you.
339
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,583
People think it's about exercise,
but, uh… [chuckles]
340
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:19,291
…it really comes down
to calories in, calories out.
341
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:23,625
Yes, you are in magnificent condition.
342
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:29,625
[laughing]
343
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,208
[grunting]
344
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:36,166
- [Red Skull] Stop!
- [all screaming]
345
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,458
[hawk cries]
346
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,666
[Iron Man] Old West ghost town. Charming.
Didn't know these were still around.
347
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:48,166
All right, guys. When we get
to Red She-Hulk, let me do the talking.
348
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,416
Before today, I did not know
there were other Hulks out there.
349
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,083
Are you close to Red She-Hulk?
350
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,791
She's my ex-girlfriend.
351
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,333
Sorry. She's your ex?
352
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,916
No, no, no. It's fine.
353
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,083
Betty and I ended things on good terms.
354
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,458
- [grunts]
- [Iron Man] That good, huh?
355
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,791
Uh, looks like you missed me, Betts.
[chuckles]
356
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,333
Maybe next time I won't, Bruce.
357
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,750
What are you doing here?
358
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,791
Well, um, uh...
359
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,208
Well, the thing is...
[stammers] You look great, by the way.
360
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:17,416
Uh, that... Um, well…
361
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,458
[sighs]
You're starting to make me angry, Bruce.
362
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,041
Spit it out. [grunts]
363
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:30,500
Whatever. I'm on demo duty for my dad,
so I'm gonna get back to smashing.
364
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,041
I'll go talk to her.
365
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,791
Do you want me to go with you?
366
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,916
- No.
- Ah, that's probably a good idea.
367
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,125
Betty, people with the word "red"
in their name are disappearing.
368
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,458
Possibly being taken.
369
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,000
What's that got to do with me?
370
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,750
Red She-Hulk?
371
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,375
- Red?
- Yeah?
372
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:50,166
Well, nobody's disappearing me.
373
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,916
My dad is one of the ones missing.
374
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,166
Red Guardian.
375
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,833
He and I got into this big argument,
and I blew up at him.
376
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,791
I'm going to find him, but... [sighs]
377
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,166
Honestly, I'm still a little mad at him.
378
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,958
Look, it's not always easy to talk
to your old man.
379
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,750
My dad can be a real hothead.
380
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,916
Always trying to boss me around.
Telling me what to do.
381
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,875
No, my dad's different.
382
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:23,375
He's... [stammers] He's supportive
and positive and always around.
383
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,750
Then what's the problem?
384
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,958
Problem is he treats me
like a little girl.
385
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,958
I'm not a kid anymore,
and I don't think my dad can accept that.
386
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,916
Listen, you're not perfect.
Neither is your dad.
387
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,833
You have to accept that he's human.
388
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,916
So what if he still sees you as a kid?
389
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,916
Why does that bother you so much?
390
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,291
[whooshing]
391
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,208
Are these with you?
392
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,458
- No.
- [chuckles] Good.
393
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,625
Those would be mine.
394
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,666
Sorry they aren't in the best of shape.
395
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,541
[scoffs]
Too scuffed up to be collectibles.
396
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,458
But they can do my dirty work.
397
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,708
[laughs, sighs]
398
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:06,875
What a magnificent hue.
399
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,291
You're the one responsible. Who are you?
400
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,125
And what did you do with my dad?
401
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:18,958
Oh, I'm just an extraordinary fellow
who has it all, and it's still not enough.
402
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,750
I'm the Collector.
403
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:26,333
As for the other question,
Red Guardian is now part
404
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:31,750
of the most magnificent collection
in the known universe.
405
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,416
I want him back. Now.
406
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,791
[grunts, shouts]
407
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,625
[grunts]
408
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,458
I love the anger.
409
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:42,291
That is so mint.
410
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,041
Don't damage the red one,
but the rest? Take 'em apart!
411
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,666
- [both grunt]
- [Hulk grunts]
412
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,250
All righty then.
413
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,583
I'll crank up the juice
and bring the pain.
414
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,875
[weapons hum]
415
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,500
[grunts] Ow.
416
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,666
Keep it busy.
417
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250
I'm gonna try something.
418
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:15,625
[grunting, sighs]
419
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,833
That all you've got?
420
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,916
I've fought grandmas
with tougher stuff than you.
421
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,333
[grunts]
422
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,750
[grunts, shouts]
423
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,583
Hey, Collector!
424
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,958
Nice look. Very alt-rock.
425
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:35,541
- How do you feel about heavy metal?
- [thunder rumbling]
426
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,791
[grunts] Always fashionably late.
427
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,416
[grunting]
428
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,291
[grunts]
429
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,666
I'm gonna smash your ugly face.
Then your ugly face!
430
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,666
And then... Yikes, there are a lot of you.
431
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,708
[straining]
432
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,250
Don't worry, Betts!
433
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,916
I got ya... [shouts]
434
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,250
[bricks clattering]
435
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,791
[sighs] Typical.
436
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:03,958
[grunts]
437
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,625
[laughs]
438
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,208
We need a plan.
439
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:11,833
Thor, call a lightning strike,
aimed at this exact location.
440
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,708
But lightning? Right here?
441
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,541
Won't that vaporize us?
442
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,583
I mean, not me. I'd obviously be fine.
443
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,166
But the rest of you?
444
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,458
- Now, Thor!
- [grunts]
445
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,125
[chuckles]
446
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,250
Nice.
447
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,333
[grunts]
448
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,500
Wait. They're gone?
449
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,083
And so is my only chance
at finding my dad.
450
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,500
[beeps]
451
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,791
No sign of the Collector
on any of our scanners.
452
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,291
And nothing
on the Wakandan channels as well.
453
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,791
Anyone have any ideas?
454
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,875
To find him,
we need someone with special skills.
455
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,625
A tracker.
456
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,625
Steve and I worked with him a while back.
457
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,000
Yep. S.H.I.E.L.D. file 268.
458
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,333
He can find anyone.
459
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:05,500
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.
460
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,541
No, not that guy. Anyone but that guy.
461
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,083
He's the best at what he does.
462
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:12,666
And what he does isn't very nice.
463
00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:18,666
- [sizzling]
- [snikt]
464
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,750
[Black Widow] Wolverine.
465
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:25,125
[groans]
Guess I'm not gonna get to eat my lunch.
466
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,000
[sniffs, groans]
467
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,166
Stay on this heading.
468
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,041
You can track the Collector
from this high up, at this distance?
469
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,875
My nose doesn't lie.
470
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:42,541
Collector might be untraceable,
but Red She-Hulk leaves a scent.
471
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,958
I can smell a Hulk from a mile away.
472
00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,750
- [growls]
- What?
473
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:50,416
Maybe try smashing
a deodorant factory once in a while.
474
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,041
[sniffs] Take us down here. This is it.
475
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:04,791
[sniffs]
476
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,375
Over here.
477
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,500
[sniffs]
478
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,250
Do you have a lock on my dad?
479
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,041
[sniffs] Picking up multiple scents.
480
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,333
Red She-Hulk and...
481
00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:19,166
[sniffs] Wait a second...
482
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,000
[sniffs] Red Skull?
483
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:24,833
The plan is to free everyone
from the Collector. Everyone.
484
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:27,875
You didn't say anything
about saving villains.
485
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:32,791
For all I care, the Collector can keep
the Red Ghost and Red Skull and…
486
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,541
[sniffs, grunts]
487
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:35,916
Omega Red?
488
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,916
- You know him?
- [grunts]
489
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,166
Omega Red is the worst.
490
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,625
He just sucks the life out of you.
491
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,125
Just get us to the Collector.
492
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:46,041
[groans] Follow me.
493
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:51,333
The place is called Mom's Diner.
That's just adorable.
494
00:23:51,416 --> 00:23:53,250
It's probably a death trap.
495
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,213
Can't be worse than
where you get your hair cut.
496
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,250
[groans]
497
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,666
- [bell dings]
- Scent ends here.
498
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,083
Spread out.
499
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:06,166
Look for a hidden door or exit.
500
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,416
- Anybody want lemonade?
- [clicks]
501
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,583
Collector'll be down there,
502
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,083
in Mom's basement.
503
00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,851
[Iron Man]
Definitely doesn't look like Earth tech.
504
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,458
Hmm. I don't see any way down.
505
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,750
[Iron Man] That's convenient. And ominous.
506
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,791
My scanners have picked up
a hidden passageway
507
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,875
to a deeper sublevel beneath us.
508
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:54,958
This way.
509
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,541
I'm coming, Dad.
510
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,375
There better not be any secret door.
511
00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,791
I hate secret doors.
512
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,435
- Always where you least expe...
- [clicks]
513
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,250
[all screaming]
514
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,625
[computer voice]
Potential new collectibles detected.
515
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,541
Activate, clean, scan and sort functions.
516
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,208
[all groaning]
517
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,000
[computer voice] Initializing power wash.
518
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,833
Did that just say power wash?
519
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:26,916
[all gasp]
520
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,416
[all coughing]
521
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,458
[Hulk stammers] Whoa.
522
00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,250
[all grunting, groaning]
523
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,166
[dryers blowing]
524
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,541
Wow, this is a really nice blowout.
525
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,000
Whew! Same.
526
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,541
[all screaming]
527
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:49,500
[computer voice]
Scanning complete. Identify and sort.
528
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,291
Two armored robots
with scratches and surface damage.
529
00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:55,375
- Imperfect.
- [Iron Man] Imperfect?
530
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,708
- [shouts]
- [Black Widow] Tony!
531
00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:59,500
[computer voice]
Identify and sort. Four humans.
532
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,250
Identify and sort.
533
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,375
Two animals.
534
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,125
[both] Excuse me?
535
00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,750
[all shouting]
536
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,375
[grunts]
537
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:09,791
- [Hulk grunts]
- [groans]
538
00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:17,541
[groans] This entire room stinks like…
539
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,458
[sniffs] Oh, no.
540
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:21,166
[growling]
541
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:22,583
Is that a…
542
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,500
Wendigo! [growls]
543
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,083
[Wolverine grunts]
544
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:30,083
- [growls]
- [roars]
545
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,458
[both grunting]
546
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,416
- [chuckles] Soft.
- [growling]
547
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,458
- Like wrestling a big, fluffy pillow.
- [groans]
548
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,000
- [Wendigo growls]
- Uh-oh.
549
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:44,791
Fluffy pillow's fightin' back.
550
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,458
- [Wendigo growling]
- [groans]
551
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:52,458
Hate stupid fluffy pillow!
552
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:55,083
- [growls]
- [Wolverine grunts]
553
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,458
[Wendigo growls]
554
00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,041
[groans, grunts]
555
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:03,916
- [snikt]
- [growls]
556
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,333
Okay, bub, you've taken your best shot.
557
00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:08,958
Now, it's my turn.
558
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,416
[Wendigo growling]
559
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,750
[Wolverine groaning, grunting]
560
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,208
[growls]
561
00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:17,375
[Wendigo yelps]
562
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,666
[grunts]
563
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,666
[both panting]
564
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,750
[Hulk] Wasn't as bad as I remembered.
565
00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,833
- [groans]
- You did pretty good there.
566
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:29,875
[groans] Aw, thanks, man.
567
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:32,916
[chuckles] I think I pulled a muscle,
but...
568
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,416
[growling]
569
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,666
[Hulk] More fluffy pillows!
570
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,875
I hate fluffy pillows.
571
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:42,791
[both screaming]
572
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,500
[both groan]
573
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:47,291
I did not see that coming.
574
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,375
[machinery humming]
575
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:51,958
Where's the rest of our team?
576
00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:55,125
- And why did the Collector send us here?
- We were scanned.
577
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,583
The computer said
we were scratched and damaged.
578
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,541
They thought we were scrap.
579
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:01,916
They underestimated us.
580
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,625
My scanners cannot find an exit.
581
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,250
[scanner beeping]
582
00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:11,625
No exit? Not a problem.
583
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,083
We're gonna build our way out.
584
00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,833
[all screaming, groan]
585
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:18,208
[groans] What are these things?
586
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:20,208
Power-inhibiting manacles.
587
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:21,750
Uh, they jam our powers.
588
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,125
These must be a newer model.
589
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:27,791
What? Have you never been captured,
thrown in prison
590
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,000
and had your powers taken away before?
591
00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:31,791
- Nope.
- Nuh-uh.
592
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:32,958
Can't say that I have.
593
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,708
Just me? Huh.
594
00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:37,416
It's happened to me more times
than I care to...
595
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,458
Really? Like, never?
596
00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:41,291
[footsteps approaching]
597
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,666
Well, we found robots,
but not our friends.
598
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,000
[Collector] Friends?
599
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,916
Who cares about them?
600
00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:56,500
Check out my advanced bots.
601
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,583
You may have bested my old ones
in the desert,
602
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:02,208
but these are a bit more sturdy.
603
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:06,916
Oh, the rare treasures
you're about to see.
604
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,875
I don't care about any of this.
605
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,416
I want my dad.
606
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,916
I'll take you to him.
607
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,333
Maybe along the way,
you could learn some manners.
608
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,500
This is the magic.
609
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,416
You see,
when you get to be as big a deal as I am,
610
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:27,541
it's all about rare, one-of-a-kind,
611
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:30,958
never made available to the public before.
612
00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:31,916
- [all gasp]
- Whoa.
613
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,291
Behold, my collection.
614
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,500
[lights clicking]
615
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,226
The greatest ever,
complete, mint-condition,
616
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,541
sealed
and climate-controlled acid-free Mylar.
617
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,250
My good stuff is in storage,
618
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,625
but this is the best
of what I've acquired here on Earth.
619
00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:52,041
[giggling]
Oh, you are going to be impressed by this.
620
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:57,250
My mythical creatures of legend!
621
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:58,333
Are they dead?
622
00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,625
[scoffs] Of course not.
623
00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:03,208
Suspended animation.
624
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:08,791
Hibernation stasis,
in absolute mint condition.
625
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:13,916
You kidnapped Santa Claus?
626
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,083
I knew he was real.
627
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,375
Come on, come on.
I have so much more to show you.
628
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:19,750
[groans] Hey, wait.
Don't you know who that is?
629
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:23,125
After completing those,
I tried collecting musicians,
630
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:25,500
but you have no idea how hard it is
631
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,875
to find rock stars
in halfway-decent condition.
632
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,500
So, I branched out.
633
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:34,000
Feast your eyes on my latest and greatest.
634
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:38,833
My Red Collection!
635
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:40,916
[Black Widow gasps]
636
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:43,791
Dad!
637
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,791
[groaning, grunting]
638
00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:46,875
Let go of me!
639
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,583
The first color of the rainbow.
640
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:51,416
Soon to be followed by others.
641
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,041
Although,
it thins out between green and purple.
642
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:56,041
Not sure why.
643
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,208
Collector, you're completely mad.
644
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:02,666
I'm super mad at you ungrateful casuals.
645
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:06,541
You don't appreciate
the greatness in my collection.
646
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:11,125
That's why I've decided to collect you.
647
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:14,083
[all groaning]
648
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:15,583
Relax.
649
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,041
You'll be in a protective slab.
650
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,125
Frozen in stasis.
651
00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:24,041
[grunts] Perfect forever.
652
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:29,000
- Sam, can you fly out?
- [Sam straining]
653
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:32,416
No can do! These inhibitors have
everything shut down.
654
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:36,250
- [thud]
- [groans] Huh?
655
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,541
You'll be part of my latest collection.
656
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:43,750
My Avengers Collection.
657
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,125
Dad.
658
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:50,125
What about Red Guardian?
Where are you going to put him?
659
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,708
He's already in my Red Collection.
660
00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:54,833
Then your collection's incomplete.
661
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,708
If Red Guardian's with the Reds,
662
00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:59,583
then your Avengers Collection
will always have a hole in it.
663
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,833
What? What are you talking about?
664
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,916
Red Guardian is red.
665
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,416
Red Guardian is an Avenger.
666
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,083
No, he can't be... You... [scoffs]
667
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,958
But he just... Fine, whatever.
668
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:13,625
- I'll just put him in both sets.
- Well, you can't do that.
669
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,791
He's either in one collection
or the other,
670
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:18,625
but one of them will never be complete.
671
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:21,291
No! I have to file him under something!
672
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:25,875
Do you have any idea how many spreadsheets
I have to keep track of all this?
673
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,625
[rumbling]
674
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,458
Wait, that's not the machine.
675
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:36,333
Nobody puts us in the trash.
676
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,583
- [shouts]
- At worst, we belong in recycling.
677
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:43,833
Told you they were here.
678
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:45,916
The nose never lies.
679
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,875
- What happened?
- [spits]
680
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:51,208
I don't wanna talk about it. [grunting]
681
00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:52,833
[Wolverine grunting]
682
00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:55,750
[groans]
683
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,458
I think it's time to collect
a little payback.
684
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:06,500
- [all grunting]
- Strike!
685
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,416
Do your thing, Wolverine.
686
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,083
[grunting]
687
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,458
[groans] Where are we?
688
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,708
Okay, you're inside the lair of an alien
who... No, you know what?
689
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:38,791
Someone will explain later.
Right now, we just need you to smash.
690
00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:39,875
I can manage that.
691
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:43,250
Oh, and Santa is real!
692
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,583
Santa's real, everybody.
693
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:49,416
[gasps] Dad.
694
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,375
[laser blasting]
695
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,458
[beeps]
696
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,375
[blades whirring]
697
00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:07,375
[roars]
698
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:08,875
Uh-oh.
699
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,291
[roars]
700
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,916
And that's how it's done.
701
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,125
You miss me, Betts?
702
00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:22,000
[giggles] Maybe. Just a little.
703
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,625
Rescuing you feels wrong.
704
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,666
Omega Red?
705
00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:32,041
Forget it. [groans]
706
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:35,250
You're gonna try to convince me
this is the right thing to do.
707
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,666
I don't have to. You already know it.
708
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:41,125
[grunts]
709
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:45,625
[gasps] My greatest foe!
710
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,708
I knew you'd come!
711
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:49,625
[laughs, snorts]
712
00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:54,291
Wait till I tell Sabretooth,
Deathstrike and Cyber, huh?
713
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,375
They're never going to believe it.
714
00:34:56,458 --> 00:35:00,333
Old Wolvie has a heart after all,
am I right?
715
00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:04,125
[giggles] We should take a picture
to commemorate this.
716
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:06,583
Hey, does anyone have a phone
we can borrow
717
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:08,666
and maybe, like, a selfie stick?
718
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,750
[groans] You are so exhausting.
719
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:15,208
[gasps] My collection!
720
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,166
My life's work!
721
00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,916
They're... They're opening it!
722
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,250
[groans] Wish I had time
to do an unboxing video,
723
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:26,708
but I need to stop them
before they ruin everything!
724
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,125
[grunting]
725
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:33,458
There.
726
00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:36,125
[grunting]
727
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:41,208
- [weapon powering up]
- [grunting]
728
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,125
Hold on, Dad. [groaning]
729
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,500
Whoa.
730
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,625
Natasha, you managed to save me?
731
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:55,291
Dad, I...
732
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,375
What is it?
733
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,916
- [rumbling]
- [groans]
734
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,000
[Red Guardian groans]
735
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,375
- Dad! [grunts]
- [groans]
736
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,833
[Black Widow grunting]
737
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,791
[grunts] Drop me. I'm too heavy.
738
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,083
No! I can rescue you.
739
00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:14,250
[pants] Why... Why won't you trust me?
740
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,375
Of course I trust you.
741
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:20,208
But I'm your papa.
It's my job to protect you.
742
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,291
And I'm scared for you.
743
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,583
I'm scared too.
744
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:27,166
Papa, I think you liked me better
when I was little,
745
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,791
but I'm not a kid anymore.
746
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,833
And I'm scared you don't love me
for who I am now.
747
00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:35,125
Natasha, I could never stop loving you.
748
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:39,000
I know I hover around like a helicopter,
but I can't help it.
749
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:43,166
You're so grown up,
and you don't need me anymore.
750
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,916
I don't know
how else to spend time with you.
751
00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:50,333
- [straining]
- [groans]
752
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,250
It was so much simpler then.
753
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,708
Remember when you were little?
754
00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:58,166
[laughing]
You and I used to make pancakes together.
755
00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,625
We still can.
756
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,458
But, Papa, you need to let go.
757
00:37:02,541 --> 00:37:04,083
You want me to let go?
758
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,583
No! No, no.
759
00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:08,750
You have to let go
of the idea that I'm a little girl.
760
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,250
[beeping]
761
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,666
[weapons powering up]
762
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:14,375
Coming through!
763
00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:18,416
- [Black Widow grunting, groans]
- [Red Guardian grunts]
764
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,833
Goodness, you're so strong now.
765
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,500
[laughing] My Natasha.
766
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,083
Must be something else I can use.
767
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,375
Something that'll...
768
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,208
Oh, this will do.
769
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,500
[beeps]
770
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,000
[roars]
771
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
[groans]
772
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,291
Is this the right way?
773
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,375
[shouts]
774
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,500
[Hulk grunts]
775
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:52,291
[Wolverine] Heads up!
776
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,875
- [grunts]
- [dragon roaring]
777
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,083
What the...
778
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,166
- [shouts]
- [grunts]
779
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,166
[roars]
780
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,250
Get down!
781
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,666
[roaring]
782
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,541
- [interface beeps]
- Game on.
783
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:22,541
[grunting]
784
00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:25,333
[Santa] Ho ho ho!
785
00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:26,916
Hi-yah!
786
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,833
[gasps]
Did you like the milk and cookies, Santa?
787
00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:35,500
Of course, I did, Steven.
788
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,875
You've always been a good boy.
789
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,708
Now, come along.
790
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:43,041
Time to kick some butt, North Pole style.
791
00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:44,833
For the elves!
792
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:47,791
- [groans]
- Santa! No!
793
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:52,625
Ho! Nice try, dragon!
794
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:54,416
But you've met your match.
795
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:58,166
If I tamed Rudolph, I can tame you!
796
00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:02,958
- [grunting, laughs] Ho ho!
- [dragon growls]
797
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,250
Do you want to finish this together?
798
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,583
Are you sure?
799
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,416
I'm not intruding?
800
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,958
You're not intruding, Papa.
801
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:18,291
Like I told the Collector,
you're an Avenger.
802
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,916
[pants, grunting]
803
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,708
[grunting] Yeah!
804
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:29,375
[laughs] Flip it, flatten it,
just like making pancakes!
805
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:31,500
Oh, you're doing great, Natasha!
806
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,458
You make me proud!
807
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,208
[Collector] Get away from there!
808
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,333
[groans]
809
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,458
Let him go!
810
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:40,125
- [grunts]
- [Collector groans]
811
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:46,583
[grunts] That machine
is more important than life itself.
812
00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,791
All it does is lock people up.
813
00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:51,291
No! It protects them!
814
00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:52,916
Can't you see?
815
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,833
If we don't keep things in mint condition,
they change.
816
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:59,791
But locked in a bubble, they won't change!
817
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,916
They stay perfect!
818
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,458
Stay perfect?
819
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,583
So what if it changes?
820
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,375
Still perfect.
821
00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:13,000
[grunts]
822
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,583
No, no, no!
823
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:19,708
My stuff!
824
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,958
[groans] I hate this place!
825
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:27,000
I hate this planet!
826
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,291
I hate everything!
827
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:32,958
Computer, we're leaving!
828
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:36,125
[rumbling, cracking]
829
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:39,708
[all screaming, panting]
830
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:41,541
[Omega Red] I have to get out of here!
831
00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,291
Huh?
832
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:47,875
[rumbling]
833
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,750
Am I dizzy, or is the room moving?
834
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:57,958
Worse than that. It's rising.
We need to get out of here.
835
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,291
Panther and I have it.
836
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,708
Hit the eject... Now!
837
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,291
- [Black Panther giggles]
- Path is clear!
838
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,625
Everybody, out!
839
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:29,833
[groaning]
840
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,125
[all cheer]
841
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,041
Whoa! You can't touch this.
842
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,875
[shutter clicks]
843
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:55,416
[Steve] All the bad guys secured.
844
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,666
You did the right thing by saving them.
845
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,166
And you made a new friend.
846
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,666
Yoo-hoo! Wolvie!
847
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,833
- [groans]
- [both chuckling]
848
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:09,791
[both laugh]
849
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:18,041
[Hulk giggles] Yeah.
850
00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:21,958
- [Avengers chattering]
- Actually, this was, uh, Jarvis's recipe.
851
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,583
More, please.
852
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,416
Whoa, you got chocolate chips in this?
853
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,250
- They're amazing.
- What is your recipe?
854
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,583
These are the best pancakes
we've ever made, Dad.
855
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:34,000
- [burps, laughs]
- [laughs]
856
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:37,750
Have some more!
There is plenty for all. [laughs]
857
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,416
It's mine! I don't wanna share!
858
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,166
No. I'm not done with it yet.
859
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:49,041
You're the worst!
860
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:51,416
- No, you're the worst!
- [bells jingle]
861
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,250
- [gasps]
- Santa!
862
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:54,875
It's Santa Cl... [groans]
863
00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:58,458
Fighting over toys will get you
on the naughty list!
864
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:01,625
- Ho ho ho!
- [roars]
865
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,125
[both scream]